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What is up bros and welcome to the all bros podcast I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we

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are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible. Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast

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we got one thing to talk about and weekly watch apparently I'm the only one that was

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cool and actually watch something this week. No offense. No, dude. I've been knocking

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out some shows that I've been trying to catch up on. Like I've been watching the second

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season of my adventures with Superman. Okay, which is it's been pretty good so far. What

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else have been watching? Been watching the boys been catching up on sweet tooth. There's

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another show that was oh, I watched this this anime on Netflix called blood of Zeus and

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that actually was a pretty bitching show. Okay, very mythologically accurate. That's

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always nice here. Yeah. So freaking love that. Oh, gosh, there's another one I wanted to

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bring up. I'll remember it in a second. Okay, boy. But then after we talk about weekly watch

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then we'll be moving into our headliner of the evening which will be our breakdown of

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the best animated film of 2024. The Garfield movie. Don't listen to Caleb. He doesn't know

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what he's talking about. Rose doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Yeah, this

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one's gonna be fun. We're gonna have a lot of fun discussing this one. But anyway, Caleb,

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what do you say we get started? I say let's do it. Need motivation? Angry Dad podcast

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me on all podcast platforms. All right, so starting off with I almost forgot what we

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called this. You're absolutely fired. Shut up. Starting off with weekly watch. I will

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say okay, so one thing that so only watched one movie this week this week but I feel the

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biggest reason for me is I'm really trying to finish Young Sheldon. Almost there. I'm

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in the middle of season five. Bro. I'm not looking forward to the ending. Oh my gosh.

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They ended so shitty dude. Wait, what? Like in a good way. Like good shitty. I was like

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I've seen okay like spoiler alert I've seen how it ends like I've seen the no no okay

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not gonna say anything but I've seen like the last episode and freaking like especially

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the mom like her freaking like her like monologue that she has like like I freaking lost it

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like oh my god like dude I say you will cry because it almost got me a couple times. Yeah

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okay I'm not ready for how much I love Young Sheldon I'm not ready. I never thought that

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I'd love a spin-off a spin-off series more than what the original show was because I

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honestly think Young Sheldon is better than the Big Bang Theory I'm sorry. It is. Yeah

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okay I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. Definitely a hot take there. Yeah. But

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yeah it's it's better. Yeah I was I saw this funny thing that you know because you know

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Ian Armitage who plays Sheldon like you know hit puberty from like episodes from season

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like hit it hard season five through seven I heard somewhere that like Jim Parsons like

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tried to like deepen his voice a little bit when doing the voiceovers from the seasons

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on yeah because he's just like oh shit okay like he doesn't sound as high pitched as me

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anymore but I mean like we all knew that was going to happen like I remember seeing like

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so many comments like oh wow his voice got so deep like it changed so much yeah no shit

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the kid hit puberty Sheldon's gonna hit puberty like is anyone like really that shocked by

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this yeah like it's not very many people whose voices get higher yeah when they hit puberty

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like Jim Parsons did yeah so calm down guys it's okay um shit dude something like crazy

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that I learned so you you know Steve Burns being in the show right? Remember what character?

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He's one of like the comic book fanatics like fans that oh yeah yeah I just saw the episode

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where I he goes with Sheldon to that Star Trek comic-con yeah yeah yeah um I thought

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it was like a weird like kind of like an odd thing that they just kind of had him in the

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show yeah like randomly like I was just like that's odd cameo I didn't realize he is the

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singer for the theme song no shoot his way he sings mighty little man yep his band does

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the theme song oh that's bitchin yeah I was just like what an odd cameo but yeah like

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someone's like oh yeah well he's in the show because he sings the theme song and I was

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like bullshit there's like so many like characters in young Sheldon I'm just like I wish that

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they would have been I mean I like I wish they would have been mentioned in the big

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bang fairy some are but some are introduced after the big bang fairy had already ended

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but like you could tell it like there there are some characters that were clearly very

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important in Sheldon's life and so you I would have expected him to like mention them like

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I feel like especially Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis he he would have at least talked

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about them once but whatever yeah yeah but anyway getting on to the movie that I actually

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watched excuse me excuse me okay I'm good so just added to Netflix recently or at least

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I'm pretty sure it's recently big fat liar one of my favorite movies from when I was

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a kid me and my sister used to watch this all the freaking time like like I'm I'm honestly

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surprised that no actually we know it just got scratched to shit because I remember the

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DVD of this like it would never like keep in the case like the snap thing broke and

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so like we had to be like so delicate with like putting it back on the shelf and everything

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but it's still got like scratched to shit as so yeah so this DVD went through hell for

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how much we watched it but yeah this I love this movie so much and it was I enjoyed it

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just as much as I did the first time on this rewatch these three Amanda Bynes Frankie Muniz

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and Paul Giamatti are just amazing Paul Giamatti especially like boy brings his a game to this

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like the fact that he was willing to get painted blue orange hair like my man is amazing for

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that like freaking love Giamatti and he there's nothing I've seen him in that that is how

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okay there's shit that I've seen him in that's bad but it's never been him he's always the

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best part of whatever he's in exactly but like just yeah like he like I said he brings

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his a game Frankie Muniz this was definitely when he was like about to hit his like huge

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spotlight when it came to him being a star in a Hollywood because I'm pretty sure after

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this came Cody Banks agent Cody Banks then of course like before during this he was working

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on Malcolm in the Middle and yeah he one of my favorite kid actors along with Amanda Bynes

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both of them are amazing in this and just yeah like it's still such a fun movie and

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the soundtrack oh my god like if y'all are late 90s early 2000s kids Millennials especially

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Millennials like yeah there's this soundtrack just like screams your childhood there it's

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freaking bitchin it is such a good soundtrack like there's not I remember this movie pretty

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vividly and it's been years since I've watched it yeah dude it was movies like this movie

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blank check Richie Rich it's like those movies where kids just have the ability to do whatever

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the shit they want and it's incredible like when they go to stay in that one warehouse

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I remember that being like I want that in my life dude yeah freaking especially that

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uh like that uh like velcro wall that Amanda Bynes character jumped on that looked so much

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fun just wearing like a velcro suit and like oh my god the velcro wall then for like all

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the awesome freaking movie props yeah I think you had a raptor from Jurassic Park all like

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the Grinch costume and one of the Grinch cars like I freaking I wanted to live in that room

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dude I can't think of a single kid that didn't right like seriously yeah if you were a movie

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nerd like we were uh yeah that was that was your dream um but yeah just I love this movie

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it's so much fun um but I feel because like it's a lot more fun getting you know a group

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of friends together like on just like you know fun night like reliving childhood memories

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with this because I know a lot of you have watched this movie as a kid and you would

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I feel that you would just love to remember this movie and just watch it with hopefully

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people you grew up but you know if you didn't grow up with them it's fun to watch it with

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adult friends now too um so I me and Caleb feel that it is definitely uh recommended

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watching it at home stream it because I feel it's a lot more fun to watch it with a group

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and just freaking laugh your ass off on what Paul Giamatti's characters put through oh

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yeah dude I remember the absolute hype anytime this was coming to uh or like being viewed

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on or being released on tv oh yeah because this was it's trimmed up was it put on

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Nickelodeon or Disney Channel I want to say this dude that I was thinking that too like

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is this a Disney movie yeah I don't know who uh distributed it uh just excuse me oh by

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universal okay did they do probably went to Nickelodeon then yeah I want to say that too

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and then Cody Banks I think that's 20th century so yeah that would have gone to Disney and

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Disney oh yeah Hillary Duff was in that so yeah he okay yeah yeah but freaking hell dude

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like anytime like there weren't very many like big like what I would call a cinematic

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event in our day and those were the freaking movies that were the bomb.com anytime that's

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just like oh check this out like big fat liar come or yeah it's dude I'm getting overwhelmed

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with my words that's why I'm like stuttering so bad just because I remember how hyped I

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was for that shit dude oh yeah dude seriously like freaking um watching this I remember

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how like freaking like the trailer in this movie that uh Frankie Muniz and Amanda Byne

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see for big fat liar when they're in the theater um I don't know about you but that shit gets

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me hyped I want to freaking see big I want to see this version big fat liar the actual

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one that Marty Wolf made like that trailer right like that trailer gets you freaking

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hyped yeah it does oh man this is a great movie like Marty Marty wolf sucks he's a he's

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an asshole um but the the guy can throw together a really good trailer I will give him that

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yeah um but yeah big fat liar stream it love it to this day hell yeah uh but that is it

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for uh weekly watch so uh Caleb what do you say we get on to our headliner I say let's

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do it

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all right so really quickly I think it's crazy to me that you know this is called the Garfield

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movie but we've also had Garfield the movie yeah it's just there's there's not too many

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variations on that that you could have the only other alternative is just Garfield yeah

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yeah hey they haven't done a Garfield movie yet that'd be so dumb yeah it would be very

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dumb um but anyway Caleb before we uh jump into this review do you want to let everybody

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know how we break down and score movies on this podcast I would love to if you are new

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to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually

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score to come to a final all bros letter grade uh the categories that we score are story

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writing acting character development uh effects but with this one being an animated movie

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it's going to be we're going to be discussing the animation uh then the music and then once

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again there are no costumes in this so we're going to be talking about the character design

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and then we will be giving our own personal score at the very end all of those numbers

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will get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade to

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compare this movie to others of a similar grade uh so without further ado if you have

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not seen the Garfield movie wait till it comes on Netflix yeah exactly if you really want

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to watch it wait till Netflix yeah um but yeah we're about to spoil the entire freaking

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movie for you uh so we will be posting that spoiler warning now and if you listen to if

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you choose to listen beyond this point and anything spoiled for you sucks to suck but

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you'll you'll probably be fine if you really are that disappointed about the Garfield movie

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being spoiled from you for you I think grow up that and I think you really need to um

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look at uh who you are as a uh a movie fan like what really what movies you're really

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invested in because no just just no yeah um but anyway let's spoil the shit out of the

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Garfield movie yep so Rose is about to read the entire synopsis in our favorite segment

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we like to call reading with Rose so take a look all right Garfield is an obese sedentary

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sedentary the fuzz that I have no idea no all right I'm sorry I gotta I gotta look at

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this is a strange word to use it up said said did Terry it means tending to spend much time

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seated somewhat inactive that's so stupid I mean they're not wrong but why would you

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use that the bio of a kids movie yeah what the shit that's all right whoever wrote this

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you're getting a little too sophisticated for Garfield it's a Garfield movie you freak

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sedentary get the hell out of here all right Garfield is an obese sedentary orange tabby

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cat who lives in an average pampered lives an average pampered lifestyle with his beagle

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dog best friend Odie and their owner John Arbuckle one night while getting a midnight

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snack Garfield and Odie are abducted by two dogs named Roland and Nolan who take them

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to an abandoned mall as prisoners Garfield and Odie are soon rescued by Garfield's estranged

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father Vic whom Garfield hates hates for abandoning him in an alley when he was a kitten the dog's

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boss Jinx a deranged Persian cat arrives to exact revenge on Vic for leaving her behind

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during a milk heist at lactose farms before she was caught and imprisoned she agrees to

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forgive Vic if he Garfield and Odie break into lactose farms to seal a large quantity

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of milk as extortion for her imprisonment which they reluctantly agree while Roland

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and Nolan closely observed them the following morning John notices Garfield and Odie's

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disappearance but has trouble finding people to help search for them freight hopping a

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train to lactose farms Vic attempts to bond with Garfield to no avail as the latter refuses

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to engage with him the three reach the farm which is heavily guarded by an advanced security

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system they meet Otto a bull and the farms a former mascot who was kicked out after a

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corporation took over the farm separating him from his cow girlfriend Ethel they agree

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to help Ethel out to help get Ethel out of the farm if he helps them break in sorry stupid

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there we go while preparing for the heist Garfield and Vic frequently clash with each

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other forcing Odie and Otto to tie up the father and son of a tree during a heated argument

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Vic for lonely reveals that on the night he abandoned him he was actually getting food

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for Garfield across the alley but took too long returning to him when he finally did

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he saw him being taken care of by John in the Italian restaurant he wandered off to

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reluctantly accepting that John would be a better provider than he ever could Vic decided

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to let him adopt Garfield and kept his distance from his son finally understanding the

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circumstances Garfield forgives his dad meanwhile Jinx who reveals to have lied about letting

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go of her grudge against Vic secretly calls the relentless farms farms animal control

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officer Marge Malone to inform her of the upcoming heist the trio successfully infiltrate

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the farm and circumvent the factory's dangerous equipment but Marge intercepts them at the

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end and captures Garfield and Odie Vic reluctantly leaves them behind despite his son's pleas

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stealing the milk truck and successfully delivering it to Jinx only to be portrayed and captured

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by her a heartbroken and confused Garfield and Odie are taken to the pound where they

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meet Vic's old crew however they have long distanced themselves from him as he was constantly

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leaving their capers to check up on Garfield watching from afar whenever he visits him

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but Garfield refuses to believe them John soon arrives to bail Garfield and Odie out

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and takes them home returning to his normal life Garfield finds Vic's tally marks on a

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tree across the house that the cat crew told him about realizing that Vic does love him

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and only left him behind at the dairy to keep him safe after having flashbacks of his old

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life and with his faith in his father restored Garfield decides to go back and save him learning

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that Jinx intends to throw Vic off the cannon canyon canyon wow and high bridge from a

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train with Otto's help Garfield and Odie arrived to rescue him only to eventually fail however

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seeing Vic's genuine love for his son Roland and Nolan turn on Jinx enraged Jinx pushes

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the quartet off the train before she herself gets knocked off by an overpass that derails

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the entire train Otto swings a rope to catch them all and safely lands lands them on a

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net set up by Odie they later returned to the farm by the milk truck and bring in Jinx

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to Marge in exchange for Ethel's release finally reuniting her with Otto the reformed Roland

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and Nolan begin working as guard dogs for Marge while Jinx ends up working community

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service returning to John's house Garfield finally reconciles with Vic who moves in with

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the trio officially becoming part of his son's life oh and just in case you guys wanted to

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know they do tease a sequel at the end it's really dumb but they yeah if you stay for

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all the credits there's a comic strip you know like a classic Garfield comic strip and

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it's just like oh what do you wait what are you still doing here oh I bet you're waiting

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for a sequel aren't you and it gets like an excited face I'm like please god no we don't

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need a sequel dude no thank you what would be if you actually do a story that makes sense

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for Garfield I might be on board probably not but oh my gosh dude you want to hear something

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that's freaking stupid why in the hell would you have in the in all of the in the entirety

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of the credits all you have are like these random pictures of the freaking bowl and cow

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yeah you think that you'd want like personally I mean you know I I'm sorry I did not care

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about the whole father son thing with Garfield and Vic I could give two shits yeah that was

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so dumb but it would have been more made more sense if the pictures during the credits were

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them spending time with each other you know like having some father-son moments I don't

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give a shit about the bowl and the cow yeah like they weren't even a freaking C story

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for all I care they were like a story yeah seriously like cuz the main story was Vic

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trying to get the the milk for like to pay off his debts and then just kind of like bringing

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Garfield into that the B story would be the father-son relationship the C story I would

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say is freaking John trying to figure out where the hell Garfield is then the D story

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is is the freaking security lady that takes your job way too seriously do you add in the

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the import in the cow yeah with that security lady I don't know about you but I got like

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major that do you remember Madagascar 3 yes the security the police chief from that movie

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yeah like freaking she reminded me so much of her dude she also like it was yeah her

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and the freaking cop from the nice guys nope oh yeah the bad guys oh that I'll say wait

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the nice guys that though yeah that's wrong movie wrong movie that is not a kids movie

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nope that is absolutely not a kids movie it's a great movie it's not a kids movie yeah the

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bad guys but holy shit dude it was yeah like of all the things that were on my list for

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that like I could have cared two shits about the damn bull and cow like when they're just

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like oh yeah this is how we're gonna sneak Otto is gonna be the one that's gonna help

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us sneak in just so we can get his his love of his life back I'm like I don't give a shit

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but I haven't given a shit since you left John's house yeah they could have had so many

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like good antics like this is just I mean starting off just getting straight into the

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story the reason this story doesn't work as well as they want it to is because Garfield

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has things happen to him he is not an active participant in the things going on around

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him exactly he just offers sarcastic commentary to the things that are going on around him

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and occasionally gets like thrown into a crazy situation just because he's sitting there

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he doesn't actively do anything but in this movie he was doing nothing but actively doing

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shit yeah like it didn't feel like the first 20 minutes yeah that felt like Garfield I

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have really enjoyed the first 20 yeah the first 20 minutes I was really enjoying like

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best part of the movie it's just when it gets into everything at what once Odie and Garfield

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get kidnapped the movie lost me more and more yeah dude the Garfield Garfield isn't a character

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that works well with feature films yeah you think they would have caught on to that with

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you know the two live-action movies that came before this and I can't believe I'm saying

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this the the first live-action Garfield movie I feel is better than this and I mean this

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movie is still better than the story is still better than tale of two kitties but that's

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not a high bar but I feel at least in the live-action one he while I feel that it still

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felt a little bit like Garfield a little bit like not fully that movie fully did not understand

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Garfield but at least it's closer yeah it still felt like a story that made sense for

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the cat my big like I will give this move I will give this movie credit for the fact

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that I like that the relationship between Garfield and Odie is how it should be in this

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movie exactly how it should be Gar Garfield hasn't he does not like I get why Garfield

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hates Odie so much in the the first live-action movie because you know it's the first time

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he's meeting him that's just you know how they met and then you know as the movie ends

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you know they actually form the relationship that they actually do have but I like with

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this one that we just we're already at that point that Odie is already basically Garfield's

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right-hand man that that's just how it is and so I that's why I liked the first 20

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minutes so more you got the first 20 minutes so much you got some really nice moments with

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John some like like freaking him like in Garfield first meeting that was such a sweet moment

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in the restaurant that was so great and just all the scenes with Garfield and Odie with

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okay wait really quickly don't get me started on freaking the product placement in this

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goddamn movie like freaking like it the movie literally starts on a freaking phone screen

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like what the what the shit was that yep that that was some bullshit but you literally start

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the movie with Garfield ordering on on door dash or their version of door dash whatever

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and like you know many people would make the argument oh well you know they want to make

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Garfield for this generation you know be able to resonate with this generation it's like

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I don't think Garfield has the the energy to use a phone but I feel it's a little too

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complicated for him isn't it dude I feel like if you're wanting getting into laziness I

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think that's the route to go I didn't have too much of an issue with that like because

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of course that's he like he orders delivery yeah fair enough I think you could have played

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it up like maybe he was like dictating to Odie and Odie was the one doing the ordering

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like he's like taking the the laziness just to a whole other level of just like he's even

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too lazy to use an app to order his food he gets Odie to order food for him see okay all

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right I'm gonna reword my argument here because okay yeah Garfield okay Garfield is clearly

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smart enough to use a phone like I don't know why I just said why I said that but I do think

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it would have been funnier with your idea that Odie is the one that's ordering and freaking

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Garfield is just telling him everything to order that would have been freaking hilarious

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and just proves Odie's placement when it comes to him and Garfield's relationship yeah do

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I think I would my only the only real issue that I had with Odie and Garfield's relationship

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was I feel like Garfield was just a little too nice to Odie that okay that's fair that's

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like my only complaint but them being friends kind of like almost like on a team against

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Vic made sense oh yeah 100 percent who was I gonna say for and I'm sorry bringing up

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the whole like like door dash shit that even like ties into the ending battle when freaking

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Garfield orders takeout for lasagna and freaking like salad or some shit from this Italian

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restaurant or pizza lasagna and pizza from this Italian restaurant that he always orders

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from and this help the drones that deliver this food help them defeat jinx and her freaking

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oh my god I forget her two henchmen whatever the horse and Jasper of cats just what the

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hell is this movie it was too much is what it was yeah it really was

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it sucks because like I know I keep talking about like the first 20 minutes but it's the

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best part of this movie because this is actually Garfield this is what I want I want to see

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Garfield I want to see Odie I want to see John I want to see simple stories like this

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just Garfield and Odie chilling out with John and in his house Garfield bossing Odie around

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like yeah I'm sure people would just be yeah but that's boring I'm like that's not boring

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to me that's what I love to see with Garfield this is exactly why Garfield doesn't work

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for a feature film in any capacity I don't I don't think even the the best person that

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would be able to understand Garfield Garfield like that anyone who understands Garfield

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knows that he doesn't work for a feature film because you have to have a conflict and you

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have to have a resolution Garfield doesn't have any of that yeah Garfield's a lazy lazy

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little shit cat that hates Mondays and like we the reason I feel his comics were so successful

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is because they were short yep and that's exactly what I feel Garfield where he would

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thrive Garfield would thrive as a short that you throw like as a series of shorts kind

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of like the I am Groot series like seven minutes ten minutes like fifteen minutes max of something

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of Garfield doing lazy shit yeah and like I know that there have been like there have

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been plenty of Garfield shows over the years and I've heard those are pretty good and that

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just proves your point Garfield only makes sense in small increments like that a freaking

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twenty minute episode with commercial with commercials that's perfect that's all we need

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yeah otherwise you start getting into like you can't have an hour and a half film of

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your main character doing nothing you could probably get away with that like how we pointed

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out for the first twenty minutes and then you kind of have to make your character do

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something yeah or have something happen to your character and that's where the route

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that I thought it was going to go like that things were just going to keep happening to

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him and he was going to be dragged around on this adventure and he was just going to

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be doing some like lazy shit and like I said smart alecky commentary yeah that's what I

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was hoping we would have gone yeah but we didn't we got a lot of stuff happening to

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Garfield or a lot of stuff that he was actively participating in yeah and for like I feel

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when they decided on to make a Garfield movie there's like okay we got the first twenty

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minutes this is great this is classic Garfield but how the hell do we what do we do with

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the the other hour and ten minutes that we got and then Sony looked through their shelves

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to see what stories that haven't been told didn't matter if it was you know if it was

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planned for a kids movie or any any movie like that they found some of theirs like oh

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yeah we're never going to use this for anything else let's turn that into a Garfield movie

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let's make that a Garfield storyline yeah dude they there was a there's missed opportunities

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with this I feel like you could have very easily um what is the name of John's oh Liz

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this is what like the movie could have been this is what the movie could have been John

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getting together with Liz not paying enough attention to Garfield Odie just kind of being

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the the wingman and then Liz were also bringing in normal yes and watching Garfield deal with

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that shit that's all you need that is a perfect storyline for a Garfield movie yeah just watching

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Garfield get the absolute shit annoyed out of him by normal love that so much yeah do

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you such bullshit Liz was only in two scenes dude what was that yeah they weren't like

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I thought I'm like okay like if they're already dating like I guess that's fine no they weren't

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even dating no like this is bullshit why damn they they messed this up so bad yes they did

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I had a tough time with this story though I'll say this though the story that they did

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have minus Garfield like if you just take if you just have this as like a generic cat

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movie it's not horrible like it's it's kind of fun like I think the the villain in this

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was really interesting and I like the the the dog bodyguard duo like I thought the stuff

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they did with them was hilarious but yeah that was funny so yeah I liked a lot of that

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stuff and it kept Iris's interest very like fairly well so I mean there's a benefit there

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like it it was good enough it's just as someone that understands Garfield a bit better it

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was kind of trash yeah it sure didn't keep the interest of the guy sitting next to me

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I really cook I just want I want to tell you my experience with Garfield no you said you

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were waiting until oh yeah okay so so I saw I think I saw this like the Saturday it came

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out and I saw it at Orem Cinemark and you know I was hoping that you know like a lot

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of people didn't want to see Garfield which I was I was wrong it was like the only kids

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to movie out so yeah of course a lot of families were going which nothing wrong with that that's

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you know it's awesome they always forget it's summer right yeah dude so I had to have get

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one one I had to have a seat all the way at the end so that sucked I freaking hate sitting

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at the end for movies but whatever and then the people sitting next to me it was a father

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a daughter and the mother the daughter honestly she was my favorite because all she did during

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the movie was she got up a couple times you know like maybe just like jump jump around

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a little bit stretch her legs totally fine it's a kids movie completely get it the mother

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and she never left with the daughter the mother got up like six times during the movie like

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I don't know what was going on with her I hope she was okay but the the dad not fully

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through the movie most of just gotten bored of shit because for the end the rest rest

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of the movie he was on his phone what an asshole yeah mm-hmm dude if there's a like a episode

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that we need to have it's freaking theater etiquette dude like seriously like and the

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whole time I'm thinking like dude you spent there like tickets alone 30 bucks and you

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also got concessions I like after they left I saw like a packaging for like the Garfield

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blanket that they had so that was probably like 15 alone so you spent like probably 60

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bucks to bring your family to the movie actually probably more than that right definitely more

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than that yeah I support dude I ended up spending I want to say 40 for me and Iris when we went

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to go see Inside Out really damn I shit you not it was it was too ticky it was on a discount

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Tuesday too so we the only thing that we got was a large popcorn a drink for me and an

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icy and then the tickets all it all came down to like 40 bucks and I was like shit did because

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I know sometimes theaters are known for this and I might be studios too did you double

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check to make sure that you did get charged like the five dollars for five dollar Tuesday

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because sometimes if it's a new release there was still chart they'll still charge you regular

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matinee I still have the receipt it's dumb like oh even though it's you know discount

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Tuesday because this movie just came out this past weekend we're still we're gonna still

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charge you regular price it does not say huh interesting all yeah all it says is discounts

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on this transaction a dollar fifty I like that's huh yeah yeah dude that you you had

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to have paid then full price ticket for that probably but I wasn't gonna freaking dispute

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it there was a long ass freaking line man forty dollars geez yeah it was rough damn

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I'm sorry it is what it is I always expect like anytime I go to a movie I always expect

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to pay about fifty unless I'm going by myself and I like cut that in half like that's that

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that's the number that I'm like I'm okay spending going to a movie okay like as long as I'm

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going with someone so I go out with with my wife like it's that's the number fifty so

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with her like it was forty it was higher than I was like expecting it to be but it's still

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within what I was planning on spending all right fair enough yeah because even if it

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doesn't come out to that like even if it's like way less than that I'm usually like okay

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well we'll go get food after do this do that this this time I was just like all right no

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food after this movie oh man but yeah dude if there's a freaking tick-tock that we need

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to make it is theater freaking etiquette because people do not know how to act in movie theaters

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no no they do not once those lights go down your phone goes in your pocket and you shut

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the hell up yeah easy as that you laugh at the appropriate times like when a joke is

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had even at like I'll even say like mildly uh amusing I'll give you a laugh like you

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can laugh you can cry you can have any of these reactions as long as you're like being

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quiet about it like don't be like openly weeping like having like a freaking emotional breakdown

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in the in the theater like go have that somewhere else huh I feel called out um yeah but and

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then like same thing with laughing like laugh appropriately like don't be just like in the

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back just go like too much um if you like kids get a pass for damn near anything as

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long as it's a kid's movie yes um adults don't get passes for shit yeah uh you can bring

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in blankets you can bring in whatever do not remove articles of clothing unless it's like

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a jacket if you take your shoes off I will personally chop your feet off of your body

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oh man yeah I had some fun experience with that yeah and she like this one chick was

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being freaking gross about it too yeah she was like she was like messing with her toes

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like during a movie I'm like ew yeah and then like and it's not even that I'm like if you

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have like if you if you're wearing flip-flops I'll give you a pass you can take those off

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but you it it can't be more difficult than it can't be more difficult than a slip-on

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situation if you have to untie your shoes to take your shoes off don't take your goddamn

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shoes off and if the socks come off oh my god if the socks come off you're getting a

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freaking karate chop to the throat my friend you're lucky you don't get thrown over the

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00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:09,200
next two aisles like I'm going outside grabbing a stone and and showing you what the rock

397
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:22,800
is cooking oh man okay if anyone does that for Moana too can you please do that yeah

398
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:30,600
I'll dude if someone's acting up in a theater and someone like stands up and like beats

399
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:42,880
them I will 100% like testify that they did nothing wrong did you'll be applauding from

400
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:50,200
your seat yeah I'd be like you can come sit with me good friend you like that one lady

401
00:47:50,200 --> 00:48:07,280
and trick the chair give him the chair that bitch is trying to run get her oh my gosh

402
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:13,120
dude there's nothing I hate more than people that don't know how to act in a theater oh

403
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:22,920
my gosh speaking of I don't know if I did I tell you about my experience at I think

404
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:30,040
it was inside out no but I got I got one for you too so yeah let's hear it okay this is

405
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:38,240
a tangent among tangents dude okay there is this chick or so me and Iris I like to sit

406
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:45,240
as like in the far back like closest to the entrance as I can with her without being in

407
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:53,000
the front row and having to like look straight up but I'll sit as close to the the entrance

408
00:48:53,000 --> 00:49:00,520
as I can we were sitting in the back row and no like there was no one in like in the back

409
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:06,920
row or like there was like we got to like choose our seats and so we I chose like the

410
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:15,240
back row that was totally fine but then some chick came in who was all types of bitching

411
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:22,600
and complaining not to to me but to her family and like that's so she's I'm trying to be

412
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:31,080
as sensitive about this as I can but I I feel like I'm going to be unable to so this chick

413
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:38,140
is in a wheelchair I believe based off of the context of the bitching that was going

414
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:48,040
on I have the feeling that she is new to this wheelchair and as far as I can could tell

415
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:55,000
she still had movement in her legs the my this is all assumptions that I was I was making

416
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:04,200
my assumption is that she's recently became too fat to walk and she is in a wheelchair

417
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:12,040
probably unnecessarily but she was complaining that the whole backs that back row was taken

418
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:16,280
and that she couldn't like get like sit with her family and this is what the her family

419
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:21,320
were doing she parked it on the road that we were on because it had like a little bit

420
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:26,600
of a of space for wheelchairs so she was just parked there and her family sat in front of

421
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,680
her and she was having a full-blown meltdown about it because she wants to sit with her

422
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:37,080
family and like and then like this is what clued me in that she's new to the wheelchair

423
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:42,320
is because she was talking to her husband and she's just like I'm just learning being

424
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:50,000
in this chair that there's just not enough accommodations for people in wheelchair and

425
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:57,240
all this like going on and on and so I'm sitting there like and all four kids are tall as shit

426
00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:02,760
so like they're sitting in front of Iris and Iris can't freaking see over these behemoths

427
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:12,760
because not again I'm not gonna be nice about this none of her kids were that skinny either

428
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:19,920
it seemed like they were maybe heading down this wheelchair route but she she couldn't

429
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:25,480
see so I was like I told like I got up and I was like okay well I have to move like like

430
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:32,480
kid can't see the movie and I like started to move and I told her I'm like hey like wasn't

431
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:37,120
trying to like overhear or anything but like this whole time she's like bitching and complaining

432
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,480
about like the seating arrangement not having proper wheelchair accessible seating where

433
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,520
she can sit with the rest of her family and blah blah she goes as far as calling the freaking

434
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,880
theater and I'm like you could literally roll your ass out there and talk to the manager

435
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:59,120
and yeah so she's having a freaking meltdown and I I get up and I was just like hey we're

436
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:04,240
moving if your family wants to move and then she's like oh I'm so sorry I'm like yeah yeah

437
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:09,760
my kid can't see so I don't care and she was like making it such a big deal and trying

438
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:16,280
to explain herself and I was like don't don't there's no need for this conversation like

439
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:24,460
my kid cannot see I had to move anyway like I'm not doing this for you if my kid was able

440
00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:33,360
to see we would be staying right the hell here and yeah so she was just like being so

441
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:40,080
bitchy about it and I can't stand people that make their problems everyone else's problems

442
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:46,020
unless there's like a very good reason for that like if this was someone that had spent

443
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:54,160
their entire life in a wheelchair and was like came in and there was no instantly like

444
00:52:54,160 --> 00:53:02,480
readily available space for their chair like absolutely complain away yeah but you were

445
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:08,040
you were bitching that your family was sitting in front of you instead of next to you go

446
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:19,480
screw yourself lady I hope your brakes fail going down a hill jeez yeah and then maybe

447
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,800
she maybe then she'd freaking get out of that wheelchair because she'd have to freaking

448
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:30,000
haul her ass her own ass up back up that hill I was gonna say do you hope a flower pot also

449
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:35,560
falls from a windowsill and knocks her in the head like you would like to and don't

450
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,640
listen I don't want people to think like oh you don't know why she's in that wheelchair

451
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:49,200
I am 98% sure that it's because she was overweight and this is the reason why there was movement

452
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:55,400
in her legs like significant movement in her legs she actually even like stood up a little

453
00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:04,560
bit to reach for something behind her in like the bag behind her her chair so I don't think

454
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,720
it was a that's that's my 98% I'm like maybe she just has the ability to stand like or

455
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:13,640
it's just something like along those lines I don't know I'm assuming this is all assumption

456
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,560
on my part and I am done complaining I freaking hate that lady and I hope I never see her

457
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:28,120
again oh shit she would have been one of the people that would have gotten the people's

458
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:49,620
elbow in my in my dream fantasy world of theater justice okay damn all right he went so far

459
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:57,160
down a rabbit hole oh yes we did what was yours your inside out mine's like not as good

460
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,240
as yours like literally all that happened was my second viewing of inside out too and

461
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:06,160
they forgot to turn off the overhead lights they didn't realize until like two minutes

462
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:14,720
into the showing man I hate that right yeah and what irritated me even me with sonic 2

463
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:19,120
to what irritated me more is because I feel like because you know like it's more of it's

464
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:24,240
so this happened when I saw nexty like because that's like the premium format you know you're

465
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:28,040
paying extra for your ticket I feel that's something that you guys should be more on

466
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:34,920
top of than like the other like regular screenings but that's just me I'll give you that and

467
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:43,360
then oh my god there was this like couple next to the couple seats of next to me that

468
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:49,360
one just kept chatting throughout and then I think just because you know the lights hadn't

469
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:54,560
dimmed the husband just thought oh hey I could still be on my phone right now it's like put

470
00:55:54,560 --> 00:56:07,840
that goddamn thing away dude I would fully endorse a sniper in movie and movie theaters

471
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:13,360
that if you're playing on your phone like not just checking it like if you have to check

472
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:20,200
your phone real quick I'll you get a pass for that but it better be quick like it better

473
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:27,280
be like a like that's it just a quick look and put it down or put it away whatever the

474
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:31,840
case may be if you are playing on your phone I fully endorse a sniper to freaking take

475
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:39,040
you your freaking little sausages take all that shit out okay but like we're thinking

476
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:48,800
like tranquilizer dart right like not no heavy artillery you know man I love you but if you

477
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:55,880
get cancelled after this episode I might it was it was nice doing this this podcast with

478
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:05,920
him man I know now I'm fully indoor like on the no gun laws it feels like that's the route

479
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:16,120
I'm heading down no gun laws and I've fat shamed oh shit it's like funny enough this

480
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:27,200
is the episode that becomes the most popular it's like well shit it's god damn it anyway

481
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:41,360
get back to this story yeah score what are we thinking this I'm sitting at a 75 I think

482
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:51,960
it's a very average story overall oh dude I'm slower listen I'm setting aside the fact

483
00:57:51,960 --> 00:58:00,200
that this is supposed to be Garfield the reason it is as low as it is yeah like I'm saying

484
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:06,000
it's called the Garfield movie I know but it's also a kid's movie and I'm being a little

485
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:14,360
bit forgiving of that because it was it did have more entertainment value for children

486
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:22,320
if did all right I'll give you that so my my my kid liked it enough I didn't hate it

487
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:30,520
the only thing that I really hated was that it was not Garfield if this was generic cat

488
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:36,280
number one this would have been something completely different I got probably be closer

489
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:44,760
to the 80s really okay yeah I enjoyed the story like it was just it what doesn't work

490
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:50,240
about it is that it's supposed to be Garfield see that's my biggest problem the fact that

491
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:55,960
it's supposed to be Garfield and it just isn't it took me out of the movie many times and

492
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:04,960
for something that's called the Gar movie I expected a lot more so story I'm at a 65

493
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:13,520
fair enough all right next up we got writing this is something I want to complain about

494
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:22,520
and this is I think this is the category to do this there's a joke that I love and I feel

495
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:27,000
like they ruined it so there's this there's a scene for those of you that haven't seen

496
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:33,280
the movie where Garfield and his father are kind of going like having this back and forth

497
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:40,160
on this train and behind them one of the gimmicks is that Odie is setting up this like sleeping

498
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:45,040
space for Garfield and so you see him like walking like in the background just kind of

499
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:52,720
walking back and forth with random objects and it's funny just kind of watching Odie

500
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:58,840
do this this thing but one of the bits is that you see Odie walk walk by and then you

501
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,480
see him walking past with this really long ass freaking like railroad light and so you

502
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:11,400
see him holding the edge and then you're supposed to see him holding the other end like in almost

503
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:18,640
like in one shot what ruined it is that because they were going back and forth between Garfield

504
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:26,440
and his father they cut to Garfield you see Odie go back grab the railroad light and he

505
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:33,240
walks about like halfway and then cuts to the dad which is like you don't see Odie at

506
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:38,440
all when you see the dad and then it cuts back to Garfield and then you see Odie walking

507
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:47,640
with the the light half and I'm like you ruined that joke though the joke supposed to be that

508
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:55,340
you see them both in one continuous shot like that's the gimmick and you how do you mess

509
01:00:55,340 --> 01:01:06,720
that up so especially in the animation like I know and I don't even think they the reason

510
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:12,600
they cut to Vic was to get like a reaction because Garfield was still talking during

511
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:17,200
that bit with Vic and then you see and then it's like cuts to you you see a little bit

512
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:23,080
of a reaction they back to Garfield and then it finishes the gimmick and I'm like you ruined

513
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:31,360
a super funny gimmick because like I don't know like I feel like that's something I feel

514
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,880
like as a kid like I would have been like wait there's two of them like that would have

515
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:42,240
been funny but it's just like because they cut it almost separates the two so like it's

516
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:47,480
cutting a good joke in half where it didn't need to be cut in half where you needed the

517
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:55,360
whole joke in its entirety and it pissed me off I'll tell you what the only joke that

518
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,320
I found funny and it was in the trailer so I had already laughed but I still laughed

519
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:07,120
at them in the movie was the he's at the vet with John he breaks the scale Liz says oh

520
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:11,440
we're gonna need the big scale he turns and breaks the fourth wall did she need to announce

521
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:18,680
it to the whole office still funny but that is the only joke that I remember laughing

522
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:25,100
at in this movie there was a few things I remember laughing at not necessarily from

523
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:33,360
Garfield though like a lot of this stuff what that I laughed at was was Odie oh I loved

524
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:43,040
Odie in this oh he was great he was easily my favorite character like I loved him and

525
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:50,640
his little gimmicks like with that bowl was supposed to be training Garfield and Vic like

526
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:56,480
I thought that was like really funny like oh he just kind of being the the backup like

527
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:04,200
the assistant like freaking love that shit and then just like seeing the the background

528
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,720
stuff that that Odie would just instantly set up for Garfield like the fact that he

529
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:15,360
set up this whole sleeping space I found that to be really funny too that okay I will give

530
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:24,880
you that that was funny yeah but this is another one it the there were some jokes that I found

531
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:35,600
amusing like I liked this is probably one that like it was so stupid that it yeah it's

532
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:44,400
one of those jokes that it was just so stupid it made me laugh the when the what's-her-face

533
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:55,040
Jinx was calling the security at the the farm and like talking and everything and then the

534
01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:01,240
security people are just like and then they put it on speaker and use it I thought that

535
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:08,480
was okay that was okay I forgot about that whole scene that was funny yeah because I

536
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:14,920
that was actually pretty creative I I don't know what made me think that the animals could

537
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:20,760
talk in this universe like I think it was just maybe like John reacted to something

538
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:28,880
that Garfield said or did that made me think that he understood them and then that just

539
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:35,480
made me think okay well obviously all the animals talk in this universe so that happened

540
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:44,360
I just like that that's pretty funny and then when she found the found that the cat translating

541
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:50,280
app and it's just this deep dark voice like so I was gonna break into the floor like I

542
01:04:50,280 --> 01:05:00,060
thought that was super funny too yeah there was a lot of stuff that it was just like so

543
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:07,560
stupid it was funny but I got a kick out of it so I'm giving a couple bonus points to

544
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:13,800
the writing I'm putting it at 77 other than that it was it got to a point of being really

545
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:26,480
wordy I will go one point higher for me at a 66 okay all right next up we got acting

546
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:35,400
so starting off we got Chris Pratt who did the voice for Garfield that we have Harvey

547
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:46,760
Willen or Gwian who did the voice for yeah who did the noises I guess for Odie Nicholas

548
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:54,800
Holt who did the voice for John dude his voice acting is incredible dude like seriously he

549
01:05:54,800 --> 01:06:05,560
needs to do more of it yeah Hannah Waddingham who did the voice for Jinx Ving Reims who

550
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:19,200
did the voice for Otto dude he he was sounding a lot like Keith David yeah it was then let's

551
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:26,680
see Cicely Strong who did the voice for Marge Malone who that's the security chick yeah

552
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:31,640
and you know what I just realized I'm so fired I've I saved his picture and I forgot to put

553
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:38,320
Sam Jackson on there who played Garfield's dad my bad yeah Samuel Jackson who did the

554
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:47,660
voice for Vic I am fired I'm so sorry Samuel Jackson was still love you man amazing actor

555
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:51,080
yeah all right what's your your top three look like

556
01:06:51,080 --> 01:07:06,120
you know even though he's not on here I'll give number three to Samuel Jackson he's even

557
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:10,560
though I didn't love the character I thought he did a decent job with the voice was was

558
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:20,520
decent to just because like I don't know I loved all the stuff of classic Garfield that's

559
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:26,000
that's what I love so much so number two I would actually give to Nicholas Holt played

560
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:33,320
John because his voice was just so great as him it was fantastic and I wish that he was

561
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:41,280
in it more so good but number one I'll give to Chris Pratt I actually think his voice

562
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:47,160
works for Garfield I know he doesn't change his voice at all but I actually liked it it

563
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:53,640
worked I just wish that he was in a better Garfield movie because I actually like him

564
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:59,340
playing Garfield I think he does a really good job yeah I fell for this like animation

565
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:06,720
style like he his voice worked really well for this version of Garfield yeah but yeah

566
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:14,160
I'm actually in total agreement with you over the whole shit yeah I like Nicholas Holt so

567
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:27,280
much in this role and I have to give expect that at all I know honestly if if Odie had

568
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:32,480
gosh I can't say that if he had like audio lines Odie was my favorite character by far

569
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:40,760
but I don't feel good giving him the number one spot for making random noises just a lot

570
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:50,760
of mm-hmm yeah fair enough like honestly like Chris Pratt probably good at that Odie too

571
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:58,760
yeah so I gotta give yeah if Odie had like in terms of favorite characters Odie like

572
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:06,560
you'd shift all of these over and put Odie in front because I mean I I tip it I'd liked

573
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:14,760
Garfield like it's just I like this characterization I just didn't care that this this adaptation

574
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:21,040
yeah that makes sense no that's like I said if you if you could have turned this into

575
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:27,960
generic cat number one like I would have liked him a whole lot better yeah fair enough yeah

576
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:34,640
so what are you sitting there with your acting score I think just because like everything

577
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,880
that like the people that like like don't be wrong like everybody else I did do a good

578
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:48,520
job like the voice acting is actually pretty good here but I feel like Chris Pratt and

579
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:59,040
Nicholas Holt definitely bring it up for me so I think I think I'll be at a 76 I thought

580
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:04,960
they did well enough I'm not quite in the 80s but I'm pretty close like I'm closer like

581
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:16,200
a 79 the actually you know what I'll crack 80s I don't think anyone did a horrible voice

582
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,840
acting job on this the only one that I might have had an issue with was Cecily Strong and

583
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:27,440
I think it was just because her character was just a little annoying fair enough so

584
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:37,520
I'll I'll go up to like an 82 okay like slightly it's a little bit above average at least my

585
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:45,920
standard my standard like average is like 75 but yeah all right next up we got character

586
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:52,320
development which obviously we got to do this on Garfield and it this being a kid's movie

587
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:58,160
he doesn't really have too much growth other than like dealing with the shit with his dad

588
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:07,280
yeah like literally all it is is oh hey here's this you know fat cat that loves lasagna and

589
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:16,200
hates Mondays oh it turns out he you know here's his real life dad oh he has daddy issues

590
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:21,160
maybe that's not a thing I should say about a kid's movie dude I would have I thought

591
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:28,000
that the like him being left in that crate while it was raining or whatever I thought

592
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:34,640
that would have been so much funnier if his dad just like was barely gone for like a few

593
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:44,360
minutes and then and then he like it's just Garfield thinking like his hunger just made

594
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:52,360
it seem like it was so much longer but yeah he left me there for hours I was like gone

595
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:58,120
for five minutes yeah that would have been funny that's the route I thought that they

596
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:05,200
were gonna go but then they had this whole like oh this dude took a phone call and and

597
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,240
it lasted forever I was like yeah that's kind of dumb I think it would be funnier if it

598
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:19,760
was only like a few minutes like I didn't abandon you you freaking left me dude you

599
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:31,520
could write a pretty damn good Garfield movie I feel dude I I don't know if I could do one

600
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,720
from scratch like it's the same with like a lot of these movies like and it's kind of

601
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:42,160
a reason like I personally have stopped it like haven't done a Dreamcast in a while because

602
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:49,320
it's a very specific film or anything that I could do from scratch I I could I feel like

603
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:54,760
I could always do like corrections yeah and this is what like basically what this is like

604
01:12:54,760 --> 01:13:04,120
with Garfield it's like I'm just listing off corrections I would have made but yeah I don't

605
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:09,320
know if I could have done a whole Garfield movie from scratch all right like even coming

606
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:17,560
up with a concept for one is like just on the fly right now is difficult fair enough

607
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:25,120
but yeah I don't think Garfield went had too much development as a character other than

608
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:33,080
like what he dealt with with his his dad yeah so this is probably one of the weaker points

609
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:44,840
for me of the film and it's it's the only thing saving this even a little bit is the

610
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:52,200
growth that they had with the dad after that it I felt like that could have been like a

611
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:59,360
lot more impactful so this one I'm probably like 71 and even that kind of feels high and

612
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:06,240
it's just I'm being very forgiving because this is a kid's film yeah sorry man I'm gonna

613
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:16,920
be like a 67 all right next up we got the animation which is the high point of this

614
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:27,200
movie yeah like the anim it like the animation is actually like good that's what what sucks

615
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:32,080
because like Garfield looks good Odie looks good John looks good all these new characters

616
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:38,320
actually look good like like literally if you it's literally just taken from the comic

617
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:44,760
strip and turned into 3d animation it's great like these designs are fantastic and like

618
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:51,400
you said this is this is one of the highlights of the movie if not the biggest highlight

619
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:57,680
so just I was like for how good the animation is I just wish it was a in a better movie

620
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:06,120
dude same here it was beautiful uh very vibrant in terms of like coloring and everything like

621
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:13,740
I freaking love that and it's just it's eye-catching it is yeah it really is so yeah I had close

622
01:15:13,740 --> 01:15:21,000
to no issues with this the only thing I didn't necessarily care for there was actually a

623
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:28,120
couple points I remember it looking like it was almost stop-motion like okay and I thought

624
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:33,040
my eyes were like glitching out or something because it was just it was so jarring those

625
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:42,840
moments because I was like oh shit like I had to do a double take yeah um so I'm gonna

626
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:49,720
dock for that a little bit but overall I had I love this animation so I'm giving this 92

627
01:15:49,720 --> 01:16:06,360
I am sorry I'm not that high but I am still high um so I think I will be at an 86 so super

628
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:11,000
super good animation I feel like you're giving this movie a really hard time because you

629
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:17,000
just didn't like what they did at Garfield yeah like honestly man like I'm sorry like

630
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:23,120
this is I'm judging this on a Garfield movie it's called the Garfield movie and it just

631
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:28,760
wasn't it wasn't Garfield like like you said many times the first 20 minutes that's how

632
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:34,880
I wanted the rest of the movie listen listen you can do that with all these other categories

633
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:41,600
effects is the one place that I'm calling bullshit dude you like the animation you can

634
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:46,880
go to hell if this was if you would have given this a lot higher if you would have liked

635
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:53,680
the story better I don't do this very often I'm calling you out this is supposed to be

636
01:16:53,680 --> 01:17:00,640
an unbiased review an unbiased review of the freaking effects you know the effects are

637
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:09,120
better than an 86 all right all right he's got a point you know I just talked myself

638
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:15,320
up I'm giving the effects of you son of a bitch all right I crack 90s that's as high

639
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:29,120
as I'm going a 90 suck it unbiased reviews rose and you know you know damn well that

640
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:35,120
86 is bullshit you're just giving this movie a hard time because you don't like what they

641
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:40,760
did at Garfield okay my question is what rating did you give the animation for Inside Out

642
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:50,520
2 do you remember off the top of your head no can you look it up I sure can I swear to

643
01:17:50,520 --> 01:18:04,800
God if you gave this movie higher I'm gonna lose my freaking mind ooh you know what okay

644
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:13,080
I will retract what I said I'll take it back down to 92 what did you give inside out to

645
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:21,240
like an 80 something oh you mother oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

646
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:29,560
wait wait wait nope I was looking at if I'm sorry I gave that a 93 so I will I will take

647
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,900
it down to a 92 because I do feel like that while the animation sounds are different I

648
01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:42,880
do feel like inside out 2 was a little bit better a little dude fight me Pixar I will

649
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:54,720
fight you you know you are the biggest Pixar suck up in the I know I am screw your 90 I'm

650
01:18:54,720 --> 01:19:12,120
back in the 80s bitch 88 I went up two points that's it okay all right moving on over to

651
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:27,320
music the soundtrack was nothing yeah I can't even remember any like songs from this there's

652
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:35,160
like I got the good life and I let it roll moves really going to that I remember I'm

653
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:42,200
pretty sure that I got the good life was in the trailer it's like a it's like decent alright

654
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:50,920
pop song yeah I mean they had like little short clips of songs I don't really feel should

655
01:19:50,920 --> 01:20:02,840
count yeah fair enough so yeah this is a really average score for me like I'm at a five okay

656
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,520
this is like one that like we're kind of different on because I actually really like the like

657
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:13,400
I got the good life and I let it roll I think I'm gonna be at like seven okay alright next

658
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:22,120
up we got character design which just looking how these characters looked I mean they're

659
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:30,000
they're perfect they're right out of the comic yep it's the same thing with John and Liz

660
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:35,640
those both those designs were ripped right out of the comic strip as well yeah so I appreciate

661
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:44,960
them knowing not to mess with a good thing yeah exactly so I mean the this has pretty

662
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:51,680
much everything I'm looking for in terms of like the at least the main characters the

663
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:59,240
side characters are a little on the iffy side in terms like design wise so this is one I'm

664
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:06,640
sitting at a nine and it's honestly because I feel like the the side characters could

665
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:12,600
have been done a little bit better but the main it's the original ones the original characters

666
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:20,080
I I don't think we're quite up to snuff it's the the the characters from the comics I thought

667
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:29,000
were done beautifully yeah no I absolutely agree with you but I do feel because we get

668
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:33,880
so much with those side characters it does bring me down a little more than you so I'm

669
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:43,600
gonna be at eight fair enough alright next up we got our own personal scores and I'll

670
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:50,520
start this one off because I feel like I'm gonna be a little bit nicer I right out of

671
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:59,760
the gate I'm sitting at a 70 I had a decent enough time with this movie probably not one

672
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:06,720
that I'm ever gonna go and like rewatch unless well I can't say that because I have kids

673
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:15,520
it's one that my daughter is probably gonna want to watch when it comes out streaming

674
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:19,400
and she's gonna want to rewatch it again like she has with every other movie that we've

675
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:27,960
watched but yeah I mean I had a decent time there was a few good laughs that I had other

676
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:36,960
than that wasn't too too impressed so yeah I'm sitting at a 70 I expected to to be honestly

677
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:49,040
higher so me just get my score out of there right now as well I'm gonna be at a 65 it

678
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:55,880
might seem like it but I did not hate this movie it's not horrible but just I expected

679
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:59,520
a lot more from a Garfield movie if you're gonna call something the Garfield movie it

680
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:07,360
should actually be a story that makes goddamn sense for Garfield and this movie just didn't

681
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:12,280
everything with Garfield John and Odie is fantastic it's just everything else that well

682
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:22,320
I thought was alright like I liked it but I did not love it and like maybe when this

683
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:32,000
comes to Netflix I could see myself giving it another round another try I put my opinion

684
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:42,560
probably won't change we'll see but yeah overall 65 for me it's not it's not horrible but it's

685
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:49,440
really not that good either yeah all right going through these scores real quick starting

686
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:55,920
off with story we ended up averaging out to a 70 the writing got a little bit of a bump

687
01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:04,680
sitting at a 71.5 the acting got a little higher than that sitting at a 79 so just barely

688
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:12,560
shy of a of an 80 the character development ended up scoring a 69 the effects are definitely

689
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:18,640
the high point of this film sitting at a 90 the music is sitting at a 6 out of 10 the

690
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:23,760
costumes or the character design are sitting at an 8 out of 10 and then our personal score

691
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:31,960
ended up averaging out to a 67.5 so with that the final Albrose letter grade for the Garfield

692
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:41,680
movie has come out to a a C not where I thought this was going to end up I thought it was

693
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:47,120
going to be in the C- for sure I was really hoping for that but you know what it's okay

694
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:56,520
yeah and surprisingly it is one of our higher C movies son of a bitch yeah it's it's pretty

695
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:06,520
close so our cutoff for a C plus film is a 76 and this ended up scoring a 75.875 which

696
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:17,080
actually ties with our number one C movie my spy okay I can agree with that yeah I have

697
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:24,880
a feeling that you're going to agree with a lot of where this ranked so like I said

698
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:36,560
this said end up scoring a 75.875 so this puts it let's go below first because this

699
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:46,320
is a the C plus range this is sitting below transformers rise of the beasts okay which

700
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:53,800
is in the C plus category it is below paws of fury the legend of Hank I'm trying to decide

701
01:25:53,800 --> 01:26:05,000
which one I hated more it is below cocaine bear okay really quickly speaking of that

702
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:10,320
sorry I didn't know this when I was at Walmart today because I want to make sure I got that

703
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:16,000
saw X steelbook freaking I didn't know this they released a steelbook for cocaine bear

704
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:21,960
I was kind of to buy it yeah it was a cool design and I was tempted to buy it but then

705
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:29,120
I remember you know what I hated that movie really so never mind well you liked it a little

706
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:36,360
bit more than a Garfield movie I'm gonna have to rewatch it now all right it is below the

707
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:41,920
hitman's wife's bodyguard all right yeah I can agree with that one and then it is below

708
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:50,520
it disenchant ed there all right going the opposite direction it is sitting above Orion

709
01:26:50,520 --> 01:27:01,520
and the Dark I think I can agree with that actually I can too absolutely it is above

710
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:08,760
the Addams Family that one's a little bit of closer call but I still agree with that

711
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,180
Yeah, fair enough.

712
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:12,660
It is above Ant-Man and the Wasp.

713
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,340
I didn't realize Ant-Man and the Wasp was that low.

714
01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:19,780
That's one of those ones that got scored by a guest.

715
01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:21,300
Ah, you...

716
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:25,300
I don't think it needed to be that low, but...

717
01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:26,580
Yeah, seriously.

718
01:27:26,860 --> 01:27:28,620
It's definitely on the lower end though.

719
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:30,060
Yeah, fair enough.

720
01:27:32,020 --> 01:27:35,020
Uh, it is above the Rise of Skywalker.

721
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:37,980
No, I disagree with that.

722
01:27:37,980 --> 01:27:39,260
Bullshit!

723
01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:41,420
Forget you.

724
01:27:41,820 --> 01:27:43,780
I will defend the Rise of Skywalker.

725
01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,180
I will never defend the last Jedi.

726
01:27:45,180 --> 01:27:47,100
The Rise of Skywalker is trash.

727
01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:48,420
No.

728
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:49,820
Yes.

729
01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:53,580
The two Star Wars movies that I will always defend are

730
01:27:54,620 --> 01:27:56,620
The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker.

731
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,180
Always.

732
01:27:58,700 --> 01:27:59,620
So suck it.

733
01:28:01,060 --> 01:28:01,500
All right.

734
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:05,020
And then finally, it is above Venom.

735
01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:06,580
Below...

736
01:28:06,580 --> 01:28:08,060
Yeah, above...

737
01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:08,660
Wait.

738
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:10,260
Yeah, above Venom.

739
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:10,740
Sorry.

740
01:28:10,740 --> 01:28:11,140
All right.

741
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:12,660
I didn't read that.

742
01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:17,740
Just going through some other animated films since we only had a couple.

743
01:28:17,740 --> 01:28:20,700
It's above Scoob.

744
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:22,020
You know what?

745
01:28:22,020 --> 01:28:29,740
Okay, so this is actually a perfect comparison because I feel both don't understand their

746
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:31,620
source material that well.

747
01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:32,740
Whatsoever.

748
01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:37,020
And I do feel I like Garfield more than Scoob.

749
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:42,980
I never thought I'd say that.

750
01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:43,980
Yep.

751
01:28:43,980 --> 01:28:48,300
But yeah, so that's where it is sitting.

752
01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:50,980
And I think it has a pretty decent home.

753
01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:51,980
Yeah.

754
01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:56,780
There's a couple like iffy ones like the Ant-Man and the Wasp one.

755
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,860
I'm like, man, but that's just...

756
01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:02,180
Again, that's just because someone else scored that with us.

757
01:29:02,180 --> 01:29:03,180
Yeah.

758
01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:04,580
And the Rise of Skywalker.

759
01:29:04,580 --> 01:29:09,780
No, the Rise of Skywalker is in the perfect location.

760
01:29:09,780 --> 01:29:11,780
All right.

761
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:15,220
How many times have you seen the Rise of Skywalker?

762
01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:18,580
Like in total?

763
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:19,580
Yeah.

764
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:20,580
Three.

765
01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,260
Damn it.

766
01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:24,820
I was hoping it would only been once when we saw it in theaters.

767
01:29:24,820 --> 01:29:26,220
No.

768
01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:27,220
I got it.

769
01:29:27,220 --> 01:29:28,540
Are you really changing your mind then?

770
01:29:28,540 --> 01:29:29,220
No.

771
01:29:29,220 --> 01:29:36,420
So I actually, since Rise of Skywalker has come out, I've gotten on a couple Star Wars

772
01:29:36,420 --> 01:29:42,100
kicks, and I've just kind of made my way through like all of the original stuff.

773
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:46,820
And then I was still on a kick and I was like, all right, I guess I'll watch the new ones.

774
01:29:46,820 --> 01:29:52,260
And yeah, my feelings about Rise of Skywalker are the same.

775
01:29:52,260 --> 01:30:03,100
All right, well, before I try to bring Caleb to the Rise of Skywalker side more.

776
01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:04,100
You won't.

777
01:30:04,100 --> 01:30:05,100
Yeah.

778
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:06,100
Okay.

779
01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:07,100
All right.

780
01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:09,660
My question really quickly is Solo good?

781
01:30:09,660 --> 01:30:11,580
Do you like Solo?

782
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:12,580
I like Solo.

783
01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:13,580
Okay.

784
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:17,340
I know objectively, it's not the best movie in the world, but I enjoyed it.

785
01:30:17,340 --> 01:30:18,340
Okay.

786
01:30:18,340 --> 01:30:19,340
I can't remember.

787
01:30:19,340 --> 01:30:20,340
Did we do Solo?

788
01:30:20,340 --> 01:30:21,340
We did.

789
01:30:21,340 --> 01:30:22,340
Yeah, we did.

790
01:30:22,340 --> 01:30:23,340
Okay.

791
01:30:23,340 --> 01:30:25,540
Where did that one end up?

792
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:28,900
Oh, I could just search.

793
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:30,900
Duh.

794
01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:31,900
We gave that one a B.

795
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:33,900
Yeah, I can agree with that.

796
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:34,900
Yeah.

797
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:35,900
That's a good score.

798
01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:37,900
Yeah, I stand by that.

799
01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:38,900
Yeah.

800
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:39,900
All right.

801
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:42,900
Well, unless you got anything else you want to say about Garfield.

802
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:43,900
Nope.

803
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,900
Glad it's over.

804
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:45,900
Yeah.

805
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,900
This one is on that.

806
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:51,940
This one is on that.

807
01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:52,940
We're excited for the sequel.

808
01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:53,940
Wink, wink.

809
01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:54,940
The movie was trash, but the breakdown was fun.

810
01:30:54,940 --> 01:30:55,940
Yeah.

811
01:30:55,940 --> 01:30:57,940
Those are usually the best ones.

812
01:30:57,940 --> 01:31:03,260
Seriously, why is it like the shittiest movies make for the funnest breakdowns?

813
01:31:03,260 --> 01:31:04,260
Yeah.

814
01:31:04,260 --> 01:31:09,660
Yeah, because it doesn't feel like we're kissing the movie's ass.

815
01:31:09,660 --> 01:31:10,660
Yeah.

816
01:31:10,660 --> 01:31:11,660
Fair enough.

817
01:31:11,660 --> 01:31:14,660
I don't know, man.

818
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:16,140
With some of those scores, it felt like you were.

819
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,140
I'm just kidding.

820
01:31:17,140 --> 01:31:18,140
Fight me.

821
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:19,140
Just kidding.

822
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,140
Oh, shit.

823
01:31:20,140 --> 01:31:27,780
Well, before Caleb jumps through this computer screen at me, if you liked what you heard

824
01:31:27,780 --> 01:31:33,180
and you want to hear more from us, you can be sure to check us out literally wherever

825
01:31:33,180 --> 01:31:34,300
you listen podcasts.

826
01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:36,780
We are damn near everywhere.

827
01:31:36,780 --> 01:31:42,340
Spotify, Apple podcast, iHeartRadio.

828
01:31:42,340 --> 01:31:45,340
I'm blanking on the rest.

829
01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:50,340
If there's a certain platform you listen to a podcast on, I am sure we are there.

830
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:54,620
If you want to check out any of our social media, you can find us at the Allbrows.

831
01:31:54,620 --> 01:31:58,100
You can find us on Facebook, X.

832
01:31:58,100 --> 01:32:00,860
Should have stuck as Twitter, but whatever.

833
01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:03,300
Instagram and TikTok.

834
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:06,300
If you want to check out our website, you can do so.

835
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:10,540
tinyurl.com forward slash user forward slash the Allbrows channel.

836
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:13,140
Or you can check out our merch store.

837
01:32:13,140 --> 01:32:14,140
Wow.

838
01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:19,220
Tpublic.com forward slash user forward slash the Allbrows channel.

839
01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:21,420
That's what that one is.

840
01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:22,780
Yeah.

841
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:26,980
So next week is kind of up in the air right now.

842
01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:30,060
We're we're in between two things.

843
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:34,900
And we're trying to decide which what we want to do.

844
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:39,060
So yeah, well, it will be a mystery for you guys.

845
01:32:39,060 --> 01:32:40,380
You'll find out next week.

846
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,940
Yeah, it's going to be between one of two.

847
01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:48,900
It's either going to be Despicable Me 4 and I'm going to go see that one first.

848
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:54,460
And if I feel like it's another one of like these movies where we could just rip to shreds,

849
01:32:54,460 --> 01:33:01,140
we might or it's we might do it or it's going to be what's that other one called?

850
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:02,140
Family Affair.

851
01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:03,140
Yeah.

852
01:33:03,140 --> 01:33:04,140
So it'll be that one.

853
01:33:04,140 --> 01:33:05,140
Yeah.

854
01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:09,420
So it'll be one of those way too way different movies.

855
01:33:09,420 --> 01:33:18,260
But yeah, anyway, you can look forward to one of those next week.

856
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:20,620
But until then, this has been the Allbrows podcast.

857
01:33:20,620 --> 01:33:25,700
I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we'll catch you guys next week.

858
01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:26,700
Deuces.

859
01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:40,340
So long.