What is up bros and welcome to the all bros podcast I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we
are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out
there with as little bias as possible. Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast
we got one thing to talk about and weekly watch apparently I'm the only one that was
cool and actually watch something this week. No offense. No, dude. I've been knocking
out some shows that I've been trying to catch up on. Like I've been watching the second
season of my adventures with Superman. Okay, which is it's been pretty good so far. What
else have been watching? Been watching the boys been catching up on sweet tooth. There's
another show that was oh, I watched this this anime on Netflix called blood of Zeus and
that actually was a pretty bitching show. Okay, very mythologically accurate. That's
always nice here. Yeah. So freaking love that. Oh, gosh, there's another one I wanted to
bring up. I'll remember it in a second. Okay, boy. But then after we talk about weekly watch
then we'll be moving into our headliner of the evening which will be our breakdown of
the best animated film of 2024. The Garfield movie. Don't listen to Caleb. He doesn't know
what he's talking about. Rose doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Yeah, this
one's gonna be fun. We're gonna have a lot of fun discussing this one. But anyway, Caleb,
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called this. You're absolutely fired. Shut up. Starting off with weekly watch. I will
say okay, so one thing that so only watched one movie this week this week but I feel the
biggest reason for me is I'm really trying to finish Young Sheldon. Almost there. I'm
in the middle of season five. Bro. I'm not looking forward to the ending. Oh my gosh.
They ended so shitty dude. Wait, what? Like in a good way. Like good shitty. I was like
I've seen okay like spoiler alert I've seen how it ends like I've seen the no no okay
not gonna say anything but I've seen like the last episode and freaking like especially
the mom like her freaking like her like monologue that she has like like I freaking lost it
like oh my god like dude I say you will cry because it almost got me a couple times. Yeah
okay I'm not ready for how much I love Young Sheldon I'm not ready. I never thought that
I'd love a spin-off a spin-off series more than what the original show was because I
honestly think Young Sheldon is better than the Big Bang Theory I'm sorry. It is. Yeah
okay I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. Definitely a hot take there. Yeah. But
yeah it's it's better. Yeah I was I saw this funny thing that you know because you know
Ian Armitage who plays Sheldon like you know hit puberty from like episodes from season
like hit it hard season five through seven I heard somewhere that like Jim Parsons like
tried to like deepen his voice a little bit when doing the voiceovers from the seasons
on yeah because he's just like oh shit okay like he doesn't sound as high pitched as me
anymore but I mean like we all knew that was going to happen like I remember seeing like
so many comments like oh wow his voice got so deep like it changed so much yeah no shit
the kid hit puberty Sheldon's gonna hit puberty like is anyone like really that shocked by
this yeah like it's not very many people whose voices get higher yeah when they hit puberty
like Jim Parsons did yeah so calm down guys it's okay um shit dude something like crazy
that I learned so you you know Steve Burns being in the show right? Remember what character?
He's one of like the comic book fanatics like fans that oh yeah yeah I just saw the episode
where I he goes with Sheldon to that Star Trek comic-con yeah yeah yeah um I thought
it was like a weird like kind of like an odd thing that they just kind of had him in the
show yeah like randomly like I was just like that's odd cameo I didn't realize he is the
singer for the theme song no shoot his way he sings mighty little man yep his band does
the theme song oh that's bitchin yeah I was just like what an odd cameo but yeah like
someone's like oh yeah well he's in the show because he sings the theme song and I was
like bullshit there's like so many like characters in young Sheldon I'm just like I wish that
they would have been I mean I like I wish they would have been mentioned in the big
bang fairy some are but some are introduced after the big bang fairy had already ended
but like you could tell it like there there are some characters that were clearly very
important in Sheldon's life and so you I would have expected him to like mention them like
I feel like especially Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis he he would have at least talked
about them once but whatever yeah yeah but anyway getting on to the movie that I actually
watched excuse me excuse me okay I'm good so just added to Netflix recently or at least
I'm pretty sure it's recently big fat liar one of my favorite movies from when I was
a kid me and my sister used to watch this all the freaking time like like I'm I'm honestly
surprised that no actually we know it just got scratched to shit because I remember the
DVD of this like it would never like keep in the case like the snap thing broke and
so like we had to be like so delicate with like putting it back on the shelf and everything
but it's still got like scratched to shit as so yeah so this DVD went through hell for
how much we watched it but yeah this I love this movie so much and it was I enjoyed it
just as much as I did the first time on this rewatch these three Amanda Bynes Frankie Muniz
and Paul Giamatti are just amazing Paul Giamatti especially like boy brings his a game to this
like the fact that he was willing to get painted blue orange hair like my man is amazing for
that like freaking love Giamatti and he there's nothing I've seen him in that that is how
okay there's shit that I've seen him in that's bad but it's never been him he's always the
best part of whatever he's in exactly but like just yeah like he like I said he brings
his a game Frankie Muniz this was definitely when he was like about to hit his like huge
spotlight when it came to him being a star in a Hollywood because I'm pretty sure after
this came Cody Banks agent Cody Banks then of course like before during this he was working
on Malcolm in the Middle and yeah he one of my favorite kid actors along with Amanda Bynes
both of them are amazing in this and just yeah like it's still such a fun movie and
the soundtrack oh my god like if y'all are late 90s early 2000s kids Millennials especially
Millennials like yeah there's this soundtrack just like screams your childhood there it's
freaking bitchin it is such a good soundtrack like there's not I remember this movie pretty
vividly and it's been years since I've watched it yeah dude it was movies like this movie
blank check Richie Rich it's like those movies where kids just have the ability to do whatever
the shit they want and it's incredible like when they go to stay in that one warehouse
I remember that being like I want that in my life dude yeah freaking especially that
uh like that uh like velcro wall that Amanda Bynes character jumped on that looked so much
fun just wearing like a velcro suit and like oh my god the velcro wall then for like all
the awesome freaking movie props yeah I think you had a raptor from Jurassic Park all like
the Grinch costume and one of the Grinch cars like I freaking I wanted to live in that room
dude I can't think of a single kid that didn't right like seriously yeah if you were a movie
nerd like we were uh yeah that was that was your dream um but yeah just I love this movie
it's so much fun um but I feel because like it's a lot more fun getting you know a group
of friends together like on just like you know fun night like reliving childhood memories
with this because I know a lot of you have watched this movie as a kid and you would
I feel that you would just love to remember this movie and just watch it with hopefully
people you grew up but you know if you didn't grow up with them it's fun to watch it with
adult friends now too um so I me and Caleb feel that it is definitely uh recommended
watching it at home stream it because I feel it's a lot more fun to watch it with a group
and just freaking laugh your ass off on what Paul Giamatti's characters put through oh
yeah dude I remember the absolute hype anytime this was coming to uh or like being viewed
on or being released on tv oh yeah because this was it's trimmed up was it put on
Nickelodeon or Disney Channel I want to say this dude that I was thinking that too like
is this a Disney movie yeah I don't know who uh distributed it uh just excuse me oh by
universal okay did they do probably went to Nickelodeon then yeah I want to say that too
and then Cody Banks I think that's 20th century so yeah that would have gone to Disney and
Disney oh yeah Hillary Duff was in that so yeah he okay yeah yeah but freaking hell dude
like anytime like there weren't very many like big like what I would call a cinematic
event in our day and those were the freaking movies that were the bomb.com anytime that's
just like oh check this out like big fat liar come or yeah it's dude I'm getting overwhelmed
with my words that's why I'm like stuttering so bad just because I remember how hyped I
was for that shit dude oh yeah dude seriously like freaking um watching this I remember
how like freaking like the trailer in this movie that uh Frankie Muniz and Amanda Byne
see for big fat liar when they're in the theater um I don't know about you but that shit gets
me hyped I want to freaking see big I want to see this version big fat liar the actual
one that Marty Wolf made like that trailer right like that trailer gets you freaking
hyped yeah it does oh man this is a great movie like Marty Marty wolf sucks he's a he's
an asshole um but the the guy can throw together a really good trailer I will give him that
yeah um but yeah big fat liar stream it love it to this day hell yeah uh but that is it
for uh weekly watch so uh Caleb what do you say we get on to our headliner I say let's
do it
all right so really quickly I think it's crazy to me that you know this is called the Garfield
movie but we've also had Garfield the movie yeah it's just there's there's not too many
variations on that that you could have the only other alternative is just Garfield yeah
yeah hey they haven't done a Garfield movie yet that'd be so dumb yeah it would be very
dumb um but anyway Caleb before we uh jump into this review do you want to let everybody
know how we break down and score movies on this podcast I would love to if you are new
to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually
score to come to a final all bros letter grade uh the categories that we score are story
writing acting character development uh effects but with this one being an animated movie
it's going to be we're going to be discussing the animation uh then the music and then once
again there are no costumes in this so we're going to be talking about the character design
and then we will be giving our own personal score at the very end all of those numbers
will get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade to
compare this movie to others of a similar grade uh so without further ado if you have
not seen the Garfield movie wait till it comes on Netflix yeah exactly if you really want
to watch it wait till Netflix yeah um but yeah we're about to spoil the entire freaking
movie for you uh so we will be posting that spoiler warning now and if you listen to if
you choose to listen beyond this point and anything spoiled for you sucks to suck but
you'll you'll probably be fine if you really are that disappointed about the Garfield movie
being spoiled from you for you I think grow up that and I think you really need to um
look at uh who you are as a uh a movie fan like what really what movies you're really
invested in because no just just no yeah um but anyway let's spoil the shit out of the
Garfield movie yep so Rose is about to read the entire synopsis in our favorite segment
we like to call reading with Rose so take a look all right Garfield is an obese sedentary
sedentary the fuzz that I have no idea no all right I'm sorry I gotta I gotta look at
this is a strange word to use it up said said did Terry it means tending to spend much time
seated somewhat inactive that's so stupid I mean they're not wrong but why would you
use that the bio of a kids movie yeah what the shit that's all right whoever wrote this
you're getting a little too sophisticated for Garfield it's a Garfield movie you freak
sedentary get the hell out of here all right Garfield is an obese sedentary orange tabby
cat who lives in an average pampered lives an average pampered lifestyle with his beagle
dog best friend Odie and their owner John Arbuckle one night while getting a midnight
snack Garfield and Odie are abducted by two dogs named Roland and Nolan who take them
to an abandoned mall as prisoners Garfield and Odie are soon rescued by Garfield's estranged
father Vic whom Garfield hates hates for abandoning him in an alley when he was a kitten the dog's
boss Jinx a deranged Persian cat arrives to exact revenge on Vic for leaving her behind
during a milk heist at lactose farms before she was caught and imprisoned she agrees to
forgive Vic if he Garfield and Odie break into lactose farms to seal a large quantity
of milk as extortion for her imprisonment which they reluctantly agree while Roland
and Nolan closely observed them the following morning John notices Garfield and Odie's
disappearance but has trouble finding people to help search for them freight hopping a
train to lactose farms Vic attempts to bond with Garfield to no avail as the latter refuses
to engage with him the three reach the farm which is heavily guarded by an advanced security
system they meet Otto a bull and the farms a former mascot who was kicked out after a
corporation took over the farm separating him from his cow girlfriend Ethel they agree
to help Ethel out to help get Ethel out of the farm if he helps them break in sorry stupid
there we go while preparing for the heist Garfield and Vic frequently clash with each
other forcing Odie and Otto to tie up the father and son of a tree during a heated argument
Vic for lonely reveals that on the night he abandoned him he was actually getting food
for Garfield across the alley but took too long returning to him when he finally did
he saw him being taken care of by John in the Italian restaurant he wandered off to
reluctantly accepting that John would be a better provider than he ever could Vic decided
to let him adopt Garfield and kept his distance from his son finally understanding the
circumstances Garfield forgives his dad meanwhile Jinx who reveals to have lied about letting
go of her grudge against Vic secretly calls the relentless farms farms animal control
officer Marge Malone to inform her of the upcoming heist the trio successfully infiltrate
the farm and circumvent the factory's dangerous equipment but Marge intercepts them at the
end and captures Garfield and Odie Vic reluctantly leaves them behind despite his son's pleas
stealing the milk truck and successfully delivering it to Jinx only to be portrayed and captured
by her a heartbroken and confused Garfield and Odie are taken to the pound where they
meet Vic's old crew however they have long distanced themselves from him as he was constantly
leaving their capers to check up on Garfield watching from afar whenever he visits him
but Garfield refuses to believe them John soon arrives to bail Garfield and Odie out
and takes them home returning to his normal life Garfield finds Vic's tally marks on a
tree across the house that the cat crew told him about realizing that Vic does love him
and only left him behind at the dairy to keep him safe after having flashbacks of his old
life and with his faith in his father restored Garfield decides to go back and save him learning
that Jinx intends to throw Vic off the cannon canyon canyon wow and high bridge from a
train with Otto's help Garfield and Odie arrived to rescue him only to eventually fail however
seeing Vic's genuine love for his son Roland and Nolan turn on Jinx enraged Jinx pushes
the quartet off the train before she herself gets knocked off by an overpass that derails
the entire train Otto swings a rope to catch them all and safely lands lands them on a
net set up by Odie they later returned to the farm by the milk truck and bring in Jinx
to Marge in exchange for Ethel's release finally reuniting her with Otto the reformed Roland
and Nolan begin working as guard dogs for Marge while Jinx ends up working community
service returning to John's house Garfield finally reconciles with Vic who moves in with
the trio officially becoming part of his son's life oh and just in case you guys wanted to
know they do tease a sequel at the end it's really dumb but they yeah if you stay for
all the credits there's a comic strip you know like a classic Garfield comic strip and
it's just like oh what do you wait what are you still doing here oh I bet you're waiting
for a sequel aren't you and it gets like an excited face I'm like please god no we don't
need a sequel dude no thank you what would be if you actually do a story that makes sense
for Garfield I might be on board probably not but oh my gosh dude you want to hear something
that's freaking stupid why in the hell would you have in the in all of the in the entirety
of the credits all you have are like these random pictures of the freaking bowl and cow
yeah you think that you'd want like personally I mean you know I I'm sorry I did not care
about the whole father son thing with Garfield and Vic I could give two shits yeah that was
so dumb but it would have been more made more sense if the pictures during the credits were
them spending time with each other you know like having some father-son moments I don't
give a shit about the bowl and the cow yeah like they weren't even a freaking C story
for all I care they were like a story yeah seriously like cuz the main story was Vic
trying to get the the milk for like to pay off his debts and then just kind of like bringing
Garfield into that the B story would be the father-son relationship the C story I would
say is freaking John trying to figure out where the hell Garfield is then the D story
is is the freaking security lady that takes your job way too seriously do you add in the
the import in the cow yeah with that security lady I don't know about you but I got like
major that do you remember Madagascar 3 yes the security the police chief from that movie
yeah like freaking she reminded me so much of her dude she also like it was yeah her
and the freaking cop from the nice guys nope oh yeah the bad guys oh that I'll say wait
the nice guys that though yeah that's wrong movie wrong movie that is not a kids movie
nope that is absolutely not a kids movie it's a great movie it's not a kids movie yeah the
bad guys but holy shit dude it was yeah like of all the things that were on my list for
that like I could have cared two shits about the damn bull and cow like when they're just
like oh yeah this is how we're gonna sneak Otto is gonna be the one that's gonna help
us sneak in just so we can get his his love of his life back I'm like I don't give a shit
but I haven't given a shit since you left John's house yeah they could have had so many
like good antics like this is just I mean starting off just getting straight into the
story the reason this story doesn't work as well as they want it to is because Garfield
has things happen to him he is not an active participant in the things going on around
him exactly he just offers sarcastic commentary to the things that are going on around him
and occasionally gets like thrown into a crazy situation just because he's sitting there
he doesn't actively do anything but in this movie he was doing nothing but actively doing
shit yeah like it didn't feel like the first 20 minutes yeah that felt like Garfield I
have really enjoyed the first 20 yeah the first 20 minutes I was really enjoying like
best part of the movie it's just when it gets into everything at what once Odie and Garfield
get kidnapped the movie lost me more and more yeah dude the Garfield Garfield isn't a character
that works well with feature films yeah you think they would have caught on to that with
you know the two live-action movies that came before this and I can't believe I'm saying
this the the first live-action Garfield movie I feel is better than this and I mean this
movie is still better than the story is still better than tale of two kitties but that's
not a high bar but I feel at least in the live-action one he while I feel that it still
felt a little bit like Garfield a little bit like not fully that movie fully did not understand
Garfield but at least it's closer yeah it still felt like a story that made sense for
the cat my big like I will give this move I will give this movie credit for the fact
that I like that the relationship between Garfield and Odie is how it should be in this
movie exactly how it should be Gar Garfield hasn't he does not like I get why Garfield
hates Odie so much in the the first live-action movie because you know it's the first time
he's meeting him that's just you know how they met and then you know as the movie ends
you know they actually form the relationship that they actually do have but I like with
this one that we just we're already at that point that Odie is already basically Garfield's
right-hand man that that's just how it is and so I that's why I liked the first 20
minutes so more you got the first 20 minutes so much you got some really nice moments with
John some like like freaking him like in Garfield first meeting that was such a sweet moment
in the restaurant that was so great and just all the scenes with Garfield and Odie with
okay wait really quickly don't get me started on freaking the product placement in this
goddamn movie like freaking like it the movie literally starts on a freaking phone screen
like what the what the shit was that yep that that was some bullshit but you literally start
the movie with Garfield ordering on on door dash or their version of door dash whatever
and like you know many people would make the argument oh well you know they want to make
Garfield for this generation you know be able to resonate with this generation it's like
I don't think Garfield has the the energy to use a phone but I feel it's a little too
complicated for him isn't it dude I feel like if you're wanting getting into laziness I
think that's the route to go I didn't have too much of an issue with that like because
of course that's he like he orders delivery yeah fair enough I think you could have played
it up like maybe he was like dictating to Odie and Odie was the one doing the ordering
like he's like taking the the laziness just to a whole other level of just like he's even
too lazy to use an app to order his food he gets Odie to order food for him see okay all
right I'm gonna reword my argument here because okay yeah Garfield okay Garfield is clearly
smart enough to use a phone like I don't know why I just said why I said that but I do think
it would have been funnier with your idea that Odie is the one that's ordering and freaking
Garfield is just telling him everything to order that would have been freaking hilarious
and just proves Odie's placement when it comes to him and Garfield's relationship yeah do
I think I would my only the only real issue that I had with Odie and Garfield's relationship
was I feel like Garfield was just a little too nice to Odie that okay that's fair that's
like my only complaint but them being friends kind of like almost like on a team against
Vic made sense oh yeah 100 percent who was I gonna say for and I'm sorry bringing up
the whole like like door dash shit that even like ties into the ending battle when freaking
Garfield orders takeout for lasagna and freaking like salad or some shit from this Italian
restaurant or pizza lasagna and pizza from this Italian restaurant that he always orders
from and this help the drones that deliver this food help them defeat jinx and her freaking
oh my god I forget her two henchmen whatever the horse and Jasper of cats just what the
hell is this movie it was too much is what it was yeah it really was
it sucks because like I know I keep talking about like the first 20 minutes but it's the
best part of this movie because this is actually Garfield this is what I want I want to see
Garfield I want to see Odie I want to see John I want to see simple stories like this
just Garfield and Odie chilling out with John and in his house Garfield bossing Odie around
like yeah I'm sure people would just be yeah but that's boring I'm like that's not boring
to me that's what I love to see with Garfield this is exactly why Garfield doesn't work
for a feature film in any capacity I don't I don't think even the the best person that
would be able to understand Garfield Garfield like that anyone who understands Garfield
knows that he doesn't work for a feature film because you have to have a conflict and you
have to have a resolution Garfield doesn't have any of that yeah Garfield's a lazy lazy
little shit cat that hates Mondays and like we the reason I feel his comics were so successful
is because they were short yep and that's exactly what I feel Garfield where he would
thrive Garfield would thrive as a short that you throw like as a series of shorts kind
of like the I am Groot series like seven minutes ten minutes like fifteen minutes max of something
of Garfield doing lazy shit yeah and like I know that there have been like there have
been plenty of Garfield shows over the years and I've heard those are pretty good and that
just proves your point Garfield only makes sense in small increments like that a freaking
twenty minute episode with commercial with commercials that's perfect that's all we need
yeah otherwise you start getting into like you can't have an hour and a half film of
your main character doing nothing you could probably get away with that like how we pointed
out for the first twenty minutes and then you kind of have to make your character do
something yeah or have something happen to your character and that's where the route
that I thought it was going to go like that things were just going to keep happening to
him and he was going to be dragged around on this adventure and he was just going to
be doing some like lazy shit and like I said smart alecky commentary yeah that's what I
was hoping we would have gone yeah but we didn't we got a lot of stuff happening to
Garfield or a lot of stuff that he was actively participating in yeah and for like I feel
when they decided on to make a Garfield movie there's like okay we got the first twenty
minutes this is great this is classic Garfield but how the hell do we what do we do with
the the other hour and ten minutes that we got and then Sony looked through their shelves
to see what stories that haven't been told didn't matter if it was you know if it was
planned for a kids movie or any any movie like that they found some of theirs like oh
yeah we're never going to use this for anything else let's turn that into a Garfield movie
let's make that a Garfield storyline yeah dude they there was a there's missed opportunities
with this I feel like you could have very easily um what is the name of John's oh Liz
this is what like the movie could have been this is what the movie could have been John
getting together with Liz not paying enough attention to Garfield Odie just kind of being
the the wingman and then Liz were also bringing in normal yes and watching Garfield deal with
that shit that's all you need that is a perfect storyline for a Garfield movie yeah just watching
Garfield get the absolute shit annoyed out of him by normal love that so much yeah do
you such bullshit Liz was only in two scenes dude what was that yeah they weren't like
I thought I'm like okay like if they're already dating like I guess that's fine no they weren't
even dating no like this is bullshit why damn they they messed this up so bad yes they did
I had a tough time with this story though I'll say this though the story that they did
have minus Garfield like if you just take if you just have this as like a generic cat
movie it's not horrible like it's it's kind of fun like I think the the villain in this
was really interesting and I like the the the dog bodyguard duo like I thought the stuff
they did with them was hilarious but yeah that was funny so yeah I liked a lot of that
stuff and it kept Iris's interest very like fairly well so I mean there's a benefit there
like it it was good enough it's just as someone that understands Garfield a bit better it
was kind of trash yeah it sure didn't keep the interest of the guy sitting next to me
I really cook I just want I want to tell you my experience with Garfield no you said you
were waiting until oh yeah okay so so I saw I think I saw this like the Saturday it came
out and I saw it at Orem Cinemark and you know I was hoping that you know like a lot
of people didn't want to see Garfield which I was I was wrong it was like the only kids
to movie out so yeah of course a lot of families were going which nothing wrong with that that's
you know it's awesome they always forget it's summer right yeah dude so I had to have get
one one I had to have a seat all the way at the end so that sucked I freaking hate sitting
at the end for movies but whatever and then the people sitting next to me it was a father
a daughter and the mother the daughter honestly she was my favorite because all she did during
the movie was she got up a couple times you know like maybe just like jump jump around
a little bit stretch her legs totally fine it's a kids movie completely get it the mother
and she never left with the daughter the mother got up like six times during the movie like
I don't know what was going on with her I hope she was okay but the the dad not fully
through the movie most of just gotten bored of shit because for the end the rest rest
of the movie he was on his phone what an asshole yeah mm-hmm dude if there's a like a episode
that we need to have it's freaking theater etiquette dude like seriously like and the
whole time I'm thinking like dude you spent there like tickets alone 30 bucks and you
also got concessions I like after they left I saw like a packaging for like the Garfield
blanket that they had so that was probably like 15 alone so you spent like probably 60
bucks to bring your family to the movie actually probably more than that right definitely more
than that yeah I support dude I ended up spending I want to say 40 for me and Iris when we went
to go see Inside Out really damn I shit you not it was it was too ticky it was on a discount
Tuesday too so we the only thing that we got was a large popcorn a drink for me and an
icy and then the tickets all it all came down to like 40 bucks and I was like shit did because
I know sometimes theaters are known for this and I might be studios too did you double
check to make sure that you did get charged like the five dollars for five dollar Tuesday
because sometimes if it's a new release there was still chart they'll still charge you regular
matinee I still have the receipt it's dumb like oh even though it's you know discount
Tuesday because this movie just came out this past weekend we're still we're gonna still
charge you regular price it does not say huh interesting all yeah all it says is discounts
on this transaction a dollar fifty I like that's huh yeah yeah dude that you you had
to have paid then full price ticket for that probably but I wasn't gonna freaking dispute
it there was a long ass freaking line man forty dollars geez yeah it was rough damn
I'm sorry it is what it is I always expect like anytime I go to a movie I always expect
to pay about fifty unless I'm going by myself and I like cut that in half like that's that
that's the number that I'm like I'm okay spending going to a movie okay like as long as I'm
going with someone so I go out with with my wife like it's that's the number fifty so
with her like it was forty it was higher than I was like expecting it to be but it's still
within what I was planning on spending all right fair enough yeah because even if it
doesn't come out to that like even if it's like way less than that I'm usually like okay
well we'll go get food after do this do that this this time I was just like all right no
food after this movie oh man but yeah dude if there's a freaking tick-tock that we need
to make it is theater freaking etiquette because people do not know how to act in movie theaters
no no they do not once those lights go down your phone goes in your pocket and you shut
the hell up yeah easy as that you laugh at the appropriate times like when a joke is
had even at like I'll even say like mildly uh amusing I'll give you a laugh like you
can laugh you can cry you can have any of these reactions as long as you're like being
quiet about it like don't be like openly weeping like having like a freaking emotional breakdown
in the in the theater like go have that somewhere else huh I feel called out um yeah but and
then like same thing with laughing like laugh appropriately like don't be just like in the
back just go like too much um if you like kids get a pass for damn near anything as
long as it's a kid's movie yes um adults don't get passes for shit yeah uh you can bring
in blankets you can bring in whatever do not remove articles of clothing unless it's like
a jacket if you take your shoes off I will personally chop your feet off of your body
oh man yeah I had some fun experience with that yeah and she like this one chick was
being freaking gross about it too yeah she was like she was like messing with her toes
like during a movie I'm like ew yeah and then like and it's not even that I'm like if you
have like if you if you're wearing flip-flops I'll give you a pass you can take those off
but you it it can't be more difficult than it can't be more difficult than a slip-on
situation if you have to untie your shoes to take your shoes off don't take your goddamn
shoes off and if the socks come off oh my god if the socks come off you're getting a
freaking karate chop to the throat my friend you're lucky you don't get thrown over the
next two aisles like I'm going outside grabbing a stone and and showing you what the rock
is cooking oh man okay if anyone does that for Moana too can you please do that yeah
I'll dude if someone's acting up in a theater and someone like stands up and like beats
them I will 100% like testify that they did nothing wrong did you'll be applauding from
your seat yeah I'd be like you can come sit with me good friend you like that one lady
and trick the chair give him the chair that bitch is trying to run get her oh my gosh
dude there's nothing I hate more than people that don't know how to act in a theater oh
my gosh speaking of I don't know if I did I tell you about my experience at I think
it was inside out no but I got I got one for you too so yeah let's hear it okay this is
a tangent among tangents dude okay there is this chick or so me and Iris I like to sit
as like in the far back like closest to the entrance as I can with her without being in
the front row and having to like look straight up but I'll sit as close to the the entrance
as I can we were sitting in the back row and no like there was no one in like in the back
row or like there was like we got to like choose our seats and so we I chose like the
back row that was totally fine but then some chick came in who was all types of bitching
and complaining not to to me but to her family and like that's so she's I'm trying to be
as sensitive about this as I can but I I feel like I'm going to be unable to so this chick
is in a wheelchair I believe based off of the context of the bitching that was going
on I have the feeling that she is new to this wheelchair and as far as I can could tell
she still had movement in her legs the my this is all assumptions that I was I was making
my assumption is that she's recently became too fat to walk and she is in a wheelchair
probably unnecessarily but she was complaining that the whole backs that back row was taken
and that she couldn't like get like sit with her family and this is what the her family
were doing she parked it on the road that we were on because it had like a little bit
of a of space for wheelchairs so she was just parked there and her family sat in front of
her and she was having a full-blown meltdown about it because she wants to sit with her
family and like and then like this is what clued me in that she's new to the wheelchair
is because she was talking to her husband and she's just like I'm just learning being
in this chair that there's just not enough accommodations for people in wheelchair and
all this like going on and on and so I'm sitting there like and all four kids are tall as shit
so like they're sitting in front of Iris and Iris can't freaking see over these behemoths
because not again I'm not gonna be nice about this none of her kids were that skinny either
it seemed like they were maybe heading down this wheelchair route but she she couldn't
see so I was like I told like I got up and I was like okay well I have to move like like
kid can't see the movie and I like started to move and I told her I'm like hey like wasn't
trying to like overhear or anything but like this whole time she's like bitching and complaining
about like the seating arrangement not having proper wheelchair accessible seating where
she can sit with the rest of her family and blah blah she goes as far as calling the freaking
theater and I'm like you could literally roll your ass out there and talk to the manager
and yeah so she's having a freaking meltdown and I I get up and I was just like hey we're
moving if your family wants to move and then she's like oh I'm so sorry I'm like yeah yeah
my kid can't see so I don't care and she was like making it such a big deal and trying
to explain herself and I was like don't don't there's no need for this conversation like
my kid cannot see I had to move anyway like I'm not doing this for you if my kid was able
to see we would be staying right the hell here and yeah so she was just like being so
bitchy about it and I can't stand people that make their problems everyone else's problems
unless there's like a very good reason for that like if this was someone that had spent
their entire life in a wheelchair and was like came in and there was no instantly like
readily available space for their chair like absolutely complain away yeah but you were
you were bitching that your family was sitting in front of you instead of next to you go
screw yourself lady I hope your brakes fail going down a hill jeez yeah and then maybe
she maybe then she'd freaking get out of that wheelchair because she'd have to freaking
haul her ass her own ass up back up that hill I was gonna say do you hope a flower pot also
falls from a windowsill and knocks her in the head like you would like to and don't
listen I don't want people to think like oh you don't know why she's in that wheelchair
I am 98% sure that it's because she was overweight and this is the reason why there was movement
in her legs like significant movement in her legs she actually even like stood up a little
bit to reach for something behind her in like the bag behind her her chair so I don't think
it was a that's that's my 98% I'm like maybe she just has the ability to stand like or
it's just something like along those lines I don't know I'm assuming this is all assumption
on my part and I am done complaining I freaking hate that lady and I hope I never see her
again oh shit she would have been one of the people that would have gotten the people's
elbow in my in my dream fantasy world of theater justice okay damn all right he went so far
down a rabbit hole oh yes we did what was yours your inside out mine's like not as good
as yours like literally all that happened was my second viewing of inside out too and
they forgot to turn off the overhead lights they didn't realize until like two minutes
into the showing man I hate that right yeah and what irritated me even me with sonic 2
to what irritated me more is because I feel like because you know like it's more of it's
so this happened when I saw nexty like because that's like the premium format you know you're
paying extra for your ticket I feel that's something that you guys should be more on
top of than like the other like regular screenings but that's just me I'll give you that and
then oh my god there was this like couple next to the couple seats of next to me that
one just kept chatting throughout and then I think just because you know the lights hadn't
dimmed the husband just thought oh hey I could still be on my phone right now it's like put
that goddamn thing away dude I would fully endorse a sniper in movie and movie theaters
that if you're playing on your phone like not just checking it like if you have to check
your phone real quick I'll you get a pass for that but it better be quick like it better
be like a like that's it just a quick look and put it down or put it away whatever the
case may be if you are playing on your phone I fully endorse a sniper to freaking take
you your freaking little sausages take all that shit out okay but like we're thinking
like tranquilizer dart right like not no heavy artillery you know man I love you but if you
get cancelled after this episode I might it was it was nice doing this this podcast with
him man I know now I'm fully indoor like on the no gun laws it feels like that's the route
I'm heading down no gun laws and I've fat shamed oh shit it's like funny enough this
is the episode that becomes the most popular it's like well shit it's god damn it anyway
get back to this story yeah score what are we thinking this I'm sitting at a 75 I think
it's a very average story overall oh dude I'm slower listen I'm setting aside the fact
that this is supposed to be Garfield the reason it is as low as it is yeah like I'm saying
it's called the Garfield movie I know but it's also a kid's movie and I'm being a little
bit forgiving of that because it was it did have more entertainment value for children
if did all right I'll give you that so my my my kid liked it enough I didn't hate it
the only thing that I really hated was that it was not Garfield if this was generic cat
number one this would have been something completely different I got probably be closer
to the 80s really okay yeah I enjoyed the story like it was just it what doesn't work
about it is that it's supposed to be Garfield see that's my biggest problem the fact that
it's supposed to be Garfield and it just isn't it took me out of the movie many times and
for something that's called the Gar movie I expected a lot more so story I'm at a 65
fair enough all right next up we got writing this is something I want to complain about
and this is I think this is the category to do this there's a joke that I love and I feel
like they ruined it so there's this there's a scene for those of you that haven't seen
the movie where Garfield and his father are kind of going like having this back and forth
on this train and behind them one of the gimmicks is that Odie is setting up this like sleeping
space for Garfield and so you see him like walking like in the background just kind of
walking back and forth with random objects and it's funny just kind of watching Odie
do this this thing but one of the bits is that you see Odie walk walk by and then you
see him walking past with this really long ass freaking like railroad light and so you
see him holding the edge and then you're supposed to see him holding the other end like in almost
like in one shot what ruined it is that because they were going back and forth between Garfield
and his father they cut to Garfield you see Odie go back grab the railroad light and he
walks about like halfway and then cuts to the dad which is like you don't see Odie at
all when you see the dad and then it cuts back to Garfield and then you see Odie walking
with the the light half and I'm like you ruined that joke though the joke supposed to be that
you see them both in one continuous shot like that's the gimmick and you how do you mess
that up so especially in the animation like I know and I don't even think they the reason
they cut to Vic was to get like a reaction because Garfield was still talking during
that bit with Vic and then you see and then it's like cuts to you you see a little bit
of a reaction they back to Garfield and then it finishes the gimmick and I'm like you ruined
a super funny gimmick because like I don't know like I feel like that's something I feel
like as a kid like I would have been like wait there's two of them like that would have
been funny but it's just like because they cut it almost separates the two so like it's
cutting a good joke in half where it didn't need to be cut in half where you needed the
whole joke in its entirety and it pissed me off I'll tell you what the only joke that
I found funny and it was in the trailer so I had already laughed but I still laughed
at them in the movie was the he's at the vet with John he breaks the scale Liz says oh
we're gonna need the big scale he turns and breaks the fourth wall did she need to announce
it to the whole office still funny but that is the only joke that I remember laughing
at in this movie there was a few things I remember laughing at not necessarily from
Garfield though like a lot of this stuff what that I laughed at was was Odie oh I loved
Odie in this oh he was great he was easily my favorite character like I loved him and
his little gimmicks like with that bowl was supposed to be training Garfield and Vic like
I thought that was like really funny like oh he just kind of being the the backup like
the assistant like freaking love that shit and then just like seeing the the background
stuff that that Odie would just instantly set up for Garfield like the fact that he
set up this whole sleeping space I found that to be really funny too that okay I will give
you that that was funny yeah but this is another one it the there were some jokes that I found
amusing like I liked this is probably one that like it was so stupid that it yeah it's
one of those jokes that it was just so stupid it made me laugh the when the what's-her-face
Jinx was calling the security at the the farm and like talking and everything and then the
security people are just like and then they put it on speaker and use it I thought that
was okay that was okay I forgot about that whole scene that was funny yeah because I
that was actually pretty creative I I don't know what made me think that the animals could
talk in this universe like I think it was just maybe like John reacted to something
that Garfield said or did that made me think that he understood them and then that just
made me think okay well obviously all the animals talk in this universe so that happened
I just like that that's pretty funny and then when she found the found that the cat translating
app and it's just this deep dark voice like so I was gonna break into the floor like I
thought that was super funny too yeah there was a lot of stuff that it was just like so
stupid it was funny but I got a kick out of it so I'm giving a couple bonus points to
the writing I'm putting it at 77 other than that it was it got to a point of being really
wordy I will go one point higher for me at a 66 okay all right next up we got acting
so starting off we got Chris Pratt who did the voice for Garfield that we have Harvey
Willen or Gwian who did the voice for yeah who did the noises I guess for Odie Nicholas
Holt who did the voice for John dude his voice acting is incredible dude like seriously he
needs to do more of it yeah Hannah Waddingham who did the voice for Jinx Ving Reims who
did the voice for Otto dude he he was sounding a lot like Keith David yeah it was then let's
see Cicely Strong who did the voice for Marge Malone who that's the security chick yeah
and you know what I just realized I'm so fired I've I saved his picture and I forgot to put
Sam Jackson on there who played Garfield's dad my bad yeah Samuel Jackson who did the
voice for Vic I am fired I'm so sorry Samuel Jackson was still love you man amazing actor
yeah all right what's your your top three look like
you know even though he's not on here I'll give number three to Samuel Jackson he's even
though I didn't love the character I thought he did a decent job with the voice was was
decent to just because like I don't know I loved all the stuff of classic Garfield that's
that's what I love so much so number two I would actually give to Nicholas Holt played
John because his voice was just so great as him it was fantastic and I wish that he was
in it more so good but number one I'll give to Chris Pratt I actually think his voice
works for Garfield I know he doesn't change his voice at all but I actually liked it it
worked I just wish that he was in a better Garfield movie because I actually like him
playing Garfield I think he does a really good job yeah I fell for this like animation
style like he his voice worked really well for this version of Garfield yeah but yeah
I'm actually in total agreement with you over the whole shit yeah I like Nicholas Holt so
much in this role and I have to give expect that at all I know honestly if if Odie had
gosh I can't say that if he had like audio lines Odie was my favorite character by far
but I don't feel good giving him the number one spot for making random noises just a lot
of mm-hmm yeah fair enough like honestly like Chris Pratt probably good at that Odie too
yeah so I gotta give yeah if Odie had like in terms of favorite characters Odie like
you'd shift all of these over and put Odie in front because I mean I I tip it I'd liked
Garfield like it's just I like this characterization I just didn't care that this this adaptation
yeah that makes sense no that's like I said if you if you could have turned this into
generic cat number one like I would have liked him a whole lot better yeah fair enough yeah
so what are you sitting there with your acting score I think just because like everything
that like the people that like like don't be wrong like everybody else I did do a good
job like the voice acting is actually pretty good here but I feel like Chris Pratt and
Nicholas Holt definitely bring it up for me so I think I think I'll be at a 76 I thought
they did well enough I'm not quite in the 80s but I'm pretty close like I'm closer like
a 79 the actually you know what I'll crack 80s I don't think anyone did a horrible voice
acting job on this the only one that I might have had an issue with was Cecily Strong and
I think it was just because her character was just a little annoying fair enough so
I'll I'll go up to like an 82 okay like slightly it's a little bit above average at least my
standard my standard like average is like 75 but yeah all right next up we got character
development which obviously we got to do this on Garfield and it this being a kid's movie
he doesn't really have too much growth other than like dealing with the shit with his dad
yeah like literally all it is is oh hey here's this you know fat cat that loves lasagna and
hates Mondays oh it turns out he you know here's his real life dad oh he has daddy issues
maybe that's not a thing I should say about a kid's movie dude I would have I thought
that the like him being left in that crate while it was raining or whatever I thought
that would have been so much funnier if his dad just like was barely gone for like a few
minutes and then and then he like it's just Garfield thinking like his hunger just made
it seem like it was so much longer but yeah he left me there for hours I was like gone
for five minutes yeah that would have been funny that's the route I thought that they
were gonna go but then they had this whole like oh this dude took a phone call and and
it lasted forever I was like yeah that's kind of dumb I think it would be funnier if it
was only like a few minutes like I didn't abandon you you freaking left me dude you
could write a pretty damn good Garfield movie I feel dude I I don't know if I could do one
from scratch like it's the same with like a lot of these movies like and it's kind of
a reason like I personally have stopped it like haven't done a Dreamcast in a while because
it's a very specific film or anything that I could do from scratch I I could I feel like
I could always do like corrections yeah and this is what like basically what this is like
with Garfield it's like I'm just listing off corrections I would have made but yeah I don't
know if I could have done a whole Garfield movie from scratch all right like even coming
up with a concept for one is like just on the fly right now is difficult fair enough
but yeah I don't think Garfield went had too much development as a character other than
like what he dealt with with his his dad yeah so this is probably one of the weaker points
for me of the film and it's it's the only thing saving this even a little bit is the
growth that they had with the dad after that it I felt like that could have been like a
lot more impactful so this one I'm probably like 71 and even that kind of feels high and
it's just I'm being very forgiving because this is a kid's film yeah sorry man I'm gonna
be like a 67 all right next up we got the animation which is the high point of this
movie yeah like the anim it like the animation is actually like good that's what what sucks
because like Garfield looks good Odie looks good John looks good all these new characters
actually look good like like literally if you it's literally just taken from the comic
strip and turned into 3d animation it's great like these designs are fantastic and like
you said this is this is one of the highlights of the movie if not the biggest highlight
so just I was like for how good the animation is I just wish it was a in a better movie
dude same here it was beautiful uh very vibrant in terms of like coloring and everything like
I freaking love that and it's just it's eye-catching it is yeah it really is so yeah I had close
to no issues with this the only thing I didn't necessarily care for there was actually a
couple points I remember it looking like it was almost stop-motion like okay and I thought
my eyes were like glitching out or something because it was just it was so jarring those
moments because I was like oh shit like I had to do a double take yeah um so I'm gonna
dock for that a little bit but overall I had I love this animation so I'm giving this 92
I am sorry I'm not that high but I am still high um so I think I will be at an 86 so super
super good animation I feel like you're giving this movie a really hard time because you
just didn't like what they did at Garfield yeah like honestly man like I'm sorry like
this is I'm judging this on a Garfield movie it's called the Garfield movie and it just
wasn't it wasn't Garfield like like you said many times the first 20 minutes that's how
I wanted the rest of the movie listen listen you can do that with all these other categories
effects is the one place that I'm calling bullshit dude you like the animation you can
go to hell if this was if you would have given this a lot higher if you would have liked
the story better I don't do this very often I'm calling you out this is supposed to be
an unbiased review an unbiased review of the freaking effects you know the effects are
better than an 86 all right all right he's got a point you know I just talked myself
up I'm giving the effects of you son of a bitch all right I crack 90s that's as high
as I'm going a 90 suck it unbiased reviews rose and you know you know damn well that
86 is bullshit you're just giving this movie a hard time because you don't like what they
did at Garfield okay my question is what rating did you give the animation for Inside Out
2 do you remember off the top of your head no can you look it up I sure can I swear to
God if you gave this movie higher I'm gonna lose my freaking mind ooh you know what okay
I will retract what I said I'll take it back down to 92 what did you give inside out to
like an 80 something oh you mother oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait nope I was looking at if I'm sorry I gave that a 93 so I will I will take
it down to a 92 because I do feel like that while the animation sounds are different I
do feel like inside out 2 was a little bit better a little dude fight me Pixar I will
fight you you know you are the biggest Pixar suck up in the I know I am screw your 90 I'm
back in the 80s bitch 88 I went up two points that's it okay all right moving on over to
music the soundtrack was nothing yeah I can't even remember any like songs from this there's
like I got the good life and I let it roll moves really going to that I remember I'm
pretty sure that I got the good life was in the trailer it's like a it's like decent alright
pop song yeah I mean they had like little short clips of songs I don't really feel should
count yeah fair enough so yeah this is a really average score for me like I'm at a five okay
this is like one that like we're kind of different on because I actually really like the like
I got the good life and I let it roll I think I'm gonna be at like seven okay alright next
up we got character design which just looking how these characters looked I mean they're
they're perfect they're right out of the comic yep it's the same thing with John and Liz
those both those designs were ripped right out of the comic strip as well yeah so I appreciate
them knowing not to mess with a good thing yeah exactly so I mean the this has pretty
much everything I'm looking for in terms of like the at least the main characters the
side characters are a little on the iffy side in terms like design wise so this is one I'm
sitting at a nine and it's honestly because I feel like the the side characters could
have been done a little bit better but the main it's the original ones the original characters
I I don't think we're quite up to snuff it's the the the characters from the comics I thought
were done beautifully yeah no I absolutely agree with you but I do feel because we get
so much with those side characters it does bring me down a little more than you so I'm
gonna be at eight fair enough alright next up we got our own personal scores and I'll
start this one off because I feel like I'm gonna be a little bit nicer I right out of
the gate I'm sitting at a 70 I had a decent enough time with this movie probably not one
that I'm ever gonna go and like rewatch unless well I can't say that because I have kids
it's one that my daughter is probably gonna want to watch when it comes out streaming
and she's gonna want to rewatch it again like she has with every other movie that we've
watched but yeah I mean I had a decent time there was a few good laughs that I had other
than that wasn't too too impressed so yeah I'm sitting at a 70 I expected to to be honestly
higher so me just get my score out of there right now as well I'm gonna be at a 65 it
might seem like it but I did not hate this movie it's not horrible but just I expected
a lot more from a Garfield movie if you're gonna call something the Garfield movie it
should actually be a story that makes goddamn sense for Garfield and this movie just didn't
everything with Garfield John and Odie is fantastic it's just everything else that well
I thought was alright like I liked it but I did not love it and like maybe when this
comes to Netflix I could see myself giving it another round another try I put my opinion
probably won't change we'll see but yeah overall 65 for me it's not it's not horrible but it's
really not that good either yeah all right going through these scores real quick starting
off with story we ended up averaging out to a 70 the writing got a little bit of a bump
sitting at a 71.5 the acting got a little higher than that sitting at a 79 so just barely
shy of a of an 80 the character development ended up scoring a 69 the effects are definitely
the high point of this film sitting at a 90 the music is sitting at a 6 out of 10 the
costumes or the character design are sitting at an 8 out of 10 and then our personal score
ended up averaging out to a 67.5 so with that the final Albrose letter grade for the Garfield
movie has come out to a a C not where I thought this was going to end up I thought it was
going to be in the C- for sure I was really hoping for that but you know what it's okay
yeah and surprisingly it is one of our higher C movies son of a bitch yeah it's it's pretty
close so our cutoff for a C plus film is a 76 and this ended up scoring a 75.875 which
actually ties with our number one C movie my spy okay I can agree with that yeah I have
a feeling that you're going to agree with a lot of where this ranked so like I said
this said end up scoring a 75.875 so this puts it let's go below first because this
is a the C plus range this is sitting below transformers rise of the beasts okay which
is in the C plus category it is below paws of fury the legend of Hank I'm trying to decide
which one I hated more it is below cocaine bear okay really quickly speaking of that
sorry I didn't know this when I was at Walmart today because I want to make sure I got that
saw X steelbook freaking I didn't know this they released a steelbook for cocaine bear
I was kind of to buy it yeah it was a cool design and I was tempted to buy it but then
I remember you know what I hated that movie really so never mind well you liked it a little
bit more than a Garfield movie I'm gonna have to rewatch it now all right it is below the
hitman's wife's bodyguard all right yeah I can agree with that one and then it is below
it disenchant ed there all right going the opposite direction it is sitting above Orion
and the Dark I think I can agree with that actually I can too absolutely it is above
the Addams Family that one's a little bit of closer call but I still agree with that
Yeah, fair enough.
It is above Ant-Man and the Wasp.
I didn't realize Ant-Man and the Wasp was that low.
That's one of those ones that got scored by a guest.
Ah, you...
I don't think it needed to be that low, but...
Yeah, seriously.
It's definitely on the lower end though.
Yeah, fair enough.
Uh, it is above the Rise of Skywalker.
No, I disagree with that.
Bullshit!
Forget you.
I will defend the Rise of Skywalker.
I will never defend the last Jedi.
The Rise of Skywalker is trash.
No.
Yes.
The two Star Wars movies that I will always defend are
The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker.
Always.
So suck it.
All right.
And then finally, it is above Venom.
Below...
Yeah, above...
Wait.
Yeah, above Venom.
Sorry.
All right.
I didn't read that.
Just going through some other animated films since we only had a couple.
It's above Scoob.
You know what?
Okay, so this is actually a perfect comparison because I feel both don't understand their
source material that well.
Whatsoever.
And I do feel I like Garfield more than Scoob.
I never thought I'd say that.
Yep.
But yeah, so that's where it is sitting.
And I think it has a pretty decent home.
Yeah.
There's a couple like iffy ones like the Ant-Man and the Wasp one.
I'm like, man, but that's just...
Again, that's just because someone else scored that with us.
Yeah.
And the Rise of Skywalker.
No, the Rise of Skywalker is in the perfect location.
All right.
How many times have you seen the Rise of Skywalker?
Like in total?
Yeah.
Three.
Damn it.
I was hoping it would only been once when we saw it in theaters.
No.
I got it.
Are you really changing your mind then?
No.
So I actually, since Rise of Skywalker has come out, I've gotten on a couple Star Wars
kicks, and I've just kind of made my way through like all of the original stuff.
And then I was still on a kick and I was like, all right, I guess I'll watch the new ones.
And yeah, my feelings about Rise of Skywalker are the same.
All right, well, before I try to bring Caleb to the Rise of Skywalker side more.
You won't.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
My question really quickly is Solo good?
Do you like Solo?
I like Solo.
Okay.
I know objectively, it's not the best movie in the world, but I enjoyed it.
Okay.
I can't remember.
Did we do Solo?
We did.
Yeah, we did.
Okay.
Where did that one end up?
Oh, I could just search.
Duh.
We gave that one a B.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Yeah.
That's a good score.
Yeah, I stand by that.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, unless you got anything else you want to say about Garfield.
Nope.
Glad it's over.
Yeah.
This one is on that.
We're excited for the sequel.
Wink, wink.
The movie was trash, but the breakdown was fun.
Yeah.
Those are usually the best ones.
Seriously, why is it like the shittiest movies make for the funnest breakdowns?
Yeah.
Yeah, because it doesn't feel like we're kissing the movie's ass.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
I don't know, man.
With some of those scores, it felt like you were.
I'm just kidding.
Fight me.
Just kidding.
Oh, shit.
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Spotify, Apple podcast, iHeartRadio.
I'm blanking on the rest.
If there's a certain platform you listen to a podcast on, I am sure we are there.
If you want to check out any of our social media, you can find us at the Allbrows.
You can find us on Facebook, X.
Should have stuck as Twitter, but whatever.
Instagram and TikTok.
If you want to check out our website, you can do so.
tinyurl.com forward slash user forward slash the Allbrows channel.
Or you can check out our merch store.
Wow.
Tpublic.com forward slash user forward slash the Allbrows channel.
That's what that one is.
Yeah.
So next week is kind of up in the air right now.
We're we're in between two things.
And we're trying to decide which what we want to do.
So yeah, well, it will be a mystery for you guys.
You'll find out next week.
Yeah, it's going to be between one of two.
It's either going to be Despicable Me 4 and I'm going to go see that one first.
And if I feel like it's another one of like these movies where we could just rip to shreds,
we might or it's we might do it or it's going to be what's that other one called?
Family Affair.
Yeah.
So it'll be that one.
Yeah.
So it'll be one of those way too way different movies.
But yeah, anyway, you can look forward to one of those next week.
But until then, this has been the Allbrows podcast.
I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we'll catch you guys next week.
Deuces.
So long.