I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most
detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible. Welcome to the All Bros. This
week on the podcast we have a bunch of movies for weekly watch. A good portion of them watched by me.
Yeah. I'm a man on a mission and that mission is probably going to end a little bit prematurely.
But we'll get into that with weekly watch and then after that we will be getting into this week's
breakdown which will be of the sequel to... I don't want to say one of the best. It's one of the...
It's a sequel to a Godzilla movie is what it is.
Like yeah I feel more so a lot of people will say it's a Kong movie.
Okay Godzilla versus Kong was a Godzilla movie. Godzilla X Kong was a Kong movie.
What? There's no way. Do Godzilla versus Kong is I feel still a God... not Godzilla Kong movie.
They're still not enough. The main person that they're focusing on is not Godzilla.
Okay fair enough. I am like slowly recalling that movie and I'll agree with you on that one.
Okay but anyway so yeah we'll be breaking down Godzilla X Kong the new empire and then after
that will be the end of the episode. I was like did you have a seat? Did you have like a special
surprise plan or something? I know I lost my train of thought and I was like no
and then caught it and brought it back. So with that let's say we get on into this.
Let's do it. Alright.
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All right kicking it off with weekly watch. Like I said I have been doing a significant amount of
movie watching this week all in preparation for one movie that I am. My anticipation for it wasn't
super high to begin with. I know it looked good and I was like okay I'm excited to see this.
After watching what I've watched with a movie I've been watching for a long time I'm excited
which spoiler alert is the Planet of the Apes movies. Yeah I am super pumped for Kingdom.
So yeah this has all been in anticipation of that. So I started off of course with the
Good trilogy. He's not wrong. I know. So I started off with Rise of the Planet of the Apes just to
kind of like re-familiarize myself with everything that was that was because it's been ages since
I've seen this movie. Like I couldn't even tell you the last time I watched these.
I want to say the last time I watched these was when like right before me and you went to go see
war. Okay. Shit 2017 wasn't that when war came out? Possibly or did I don't remember. Did we see I
felt like I was getting like little hints of nostalgia from Dawn. Did we see Dawn together?
We might have. Okay because I think that's what I might be remembering too. Yeah like that.
But yeah maybe we actually did. Okay because I was like sitting there and like I know I've seen it.
I don't remember in what context but I was like sitting there thinking I'm like I feel like me
and Rose watched this. Yeah I think you're right. But yeah so yeah re-watched Rise.
I loved every second of it. I liked how immediately it jumped into the Planet of the Apes shit
because usually like they draw it out so long and I'm like nope they jumped right into the freaking
ape stuff and I loved it for it. I thought I was still I like I knew how the story went but I still
found myself kind of being like shocked and surprised and sad about how different things went
and I had an absolute blast so that very much set the tone for the rest of this that I watched.
Like I said I love this one. This is the only one that I would give a five dollar Tuesday to.
The only one just because I don't think I enjoyed this nearly as much as the others.
Completely. I'm on the same boat. I find it funny that um like spoiler my ranking goes three two one.
Same here. After re-watching it I will give you three two one. Awesome.
All right next up is Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and this one was just fantastic. I forgot how
killer this story was. Like um like like I said third one's my favorite just because of everything
that they do with Caesar's character but Dawn still holds the the highest regard when it comes to
the villain of this franchise because Koba is freaking phenomenal. Oh my gosh dude if there's
anything that Rise did well it was set up Koba. Yes and wait like I think that's what I was
remembering too was I didn't I don't think I liked Dawn nearly as much the first time because I hadn't
seen Rise like right after or I didn't watch Dawn right after Rise because I'm so bad with like with
names and so I watched Rise and then it was like a good little while and then I saw Dawn and I was
like okay who in the hell are all these people or like all these characters and so now that I have
like that context watching them just um right after the other I loved how they set up Koba and
I freaking I I was I was all I was all game for this I was all game for this movie and the the
stakes are so good having like the humans being like just trying to set up some sort of like power
supply and set up like the relationship with like with the chimps Koba going off the rails and I oh
so freaking good dude like I have nothing but good to say about this and then the the final fight
with Koba was nuts. I oh man I was I was here for it I was trying to get other shit done while I
watched these I had a friend I was like nope can't do it and I went and watched it on my on my
projector. Hell yeah. I was like this is the ideal viewing experience for this like this is fantastic
so yeah loved all of that um and this like this is something that that they did well too they set up
the relationship with Caesar's son so freaking well and so when it tied into the next one which I'm
just going to get into this so Dawn of the Planet of the Apes given a full price all day every day
uh which again leads into my war of the Planet of the Apes or war for the Planet of the Apes um
they led into that like whole relationship and story and everything so freaking well kind of got
you that like emotional attachment that you needed to Caesar's son and then when they come in with
war and spoiler alert if you haven't seen these I'm just kind of going off the rails with this um
holy shit when they killed off his son and then they were like oh my god they were like
like holy shit when they killed off his family I was heartbroken yeah oh my god especially that
like slo-mo like you know after he discovers the bodies of his own wife and son and like the slo-mo
look up at um isn't it just yeah yeah I think it's just kernel that they call them just like
this like the freaking look that they just give each other just freaking such a great scene
dude that whole thing I oh my gosh I I loved how the the buildup to freaking um
um like to kind of tying kobe back into this like bringing him in and then Caesar like realizing
that him and kobe aren't that different and all this other stuff I was like oh man this is hitting
home this is like this is hitting all the freaking marks it needs to
do I was here for it
I was so pumped dude I was so pumped and the I forgot how freaking heartbreaking the
or just rough the ending of this was when the the kernel had like come down with like the
the advanced simian flu and was like back to being like like couldn't speak or anything and just
it was oh so so freaking rough but this was the the introduction to one of my favorite freaking
characters bad ape loved I would die for that that ape oh shit I freaking love him but this this did
everything right this set up all types of like really good just horrific scenes like when Caesar
goes up and he sees all like apes tied up on like I don't even know what they were but just just
they were just tied up and just like hanging there out in the cold and and everything and so he
attempted to free them the stakes were fantastic the the ending was great when like when the kernel
and everyone they've freaking taken the base the people that have like that came to take it are
just like cheering and then Caesar just like stands up and he's like you're I forgot about
the freaking avalanche so with like all these soldiers are turning to look at at Caesar and
then he just kind of turns and he's like peace out and then freaking everyone gets taken out by an
avalanche I was like bro that was nuts yeah but yeah freaking love this one it's easily my favorite
of the of the trilogy so I I also gave this one a full price ticket recommendation um and then
then I decided I wanted to continue this Planet of the Apes train and I was like hey you know
it'd be cool to watch Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes because why not I'll tell you why not because
it sucks monkey dick it is it is so bad it is so bad it's the the biggest bullshit everything
like there was nothing no redeemable factor to this movie at all and it was a lot it was a lot
so if you guys haven't seen it and want to don't know why but have fun but I'm going to spoil this
whole freaking movie for you Marky Mark's character goes and or is a space traveler
is all types of butt hurt because they send apes to do all of the the flying and reconnaissance
but he wants to be a pilot and he's like nothing can can think or act like like humans do and so
they send a chimp out like hit the chimp that he's training they send him out he gets sucked into a
freaking electromagnetic field disappears Marky Mark's like hey I'm gonna go get my ape jumps in
his ship and they're like you're gonna be fired when you get back and he's like I bet and then he
travels into the electromagnetic field disappears and travels to the Planet of the Apes crash
lands and everything realizes that there's a bunch of apes that evolve to be human-like and they don't
treat humans very well there is a general in this general fade is his name and he is the most over
the top character I've ever seen in anything like let me see I want to see if I can figure out the
actor because I didn't I meant to look this up at like after I watched it oh freaking
Tim Roth that makes sense so uh Tim Roth freaking goes off the wall and he's nuts dude he is
absolutely nuts like he gets into people's faces like people that are like much bigger than him so
Tim Roth just let's see what he is five foot eight and the his his counterpart like so he had he's
like the general and so one of his captains is like uh Captain Attar or something like that
and so he will go and just like do a crazy monkey freak out and then he'll come back up to Attar and
like try to threaten him uh so yeah Tim Roth is five foot eight General Attar or Captain Attar was
played by Michael Clarke Duncan who is six five the dude's a monster and so so Tim Roth is like
he's so Tim Roth's character has this freak out and then tries to get in his face and he's like
I'll like and he he hunches down too so it just makes it worse and he puts his like face like
right up against his chest and he's like like choose him out and I'm like dude he will freaking
destroy you oh dude that's funny yeah it is it's so easily the most unhinged I've ever seen Tim Roth
ever uh oh I didn't even get to that yeah orangutan Paul Giamatti is nightmare fuel dude he's the worst
it is so rough but it is the is the strangest freaking movie dude um
yeah so Marky Mark's character does this whole freaking like experience like they try fighting
this the Kong army and then he it's just like oh this savior comes from the sky and it's like oh
this savior comes from the sky and it's his frick the ape that he trained it comes down he freak it
like Marky Mark pulls him out hands him off to the eight princess senator's daughter lady and he's
just like hey take care of this little guy would you and she's like yeah sure um but ever all the
other apes like worship this new ape as like their ruler because he's like the yeah whatever but
I'm like here what up Sam
but he points out as like as if he's late for class I love it and oh right glad to have you Sam
love it but yeah so he yeah so he pulls his ape out hands him off to the the eight princess
max out with her for a minute and I'm like kind of gross but um I'm like whatever it seemed like
she had a crush on him maybe she he was doing a favor and then he goes over to the freaking eye
candy of this movie um who is played by I want to say Lisa Marie she's just
she's just like some blonde character and so he goes up to her he's had like no interaction
with her other than like helping her escape from jail or from monkey jail and
and yeah and then he freaking max out with her and then she's like it'd mean a lot to everyone if you
stayed and then he's like yeah nope it deuces out and yeah it was it was messed up man was
French and whoever asked exactly correct dude okay she was she was very hot as hell um dude I
gotta point this out really quickly um so apparently before this movie came out her Lisa Marie and Tim
Burton had a relationship that abruptly ended following the premiere of Planet of the Apes
I wonder why yeah because he put her in a movie that sucked I mean but um so yeah
oh my gosh but yeah it was it was so bad it was so freaking bad I I
I'm at the point I because I wanted to watch all of these movies before we broke down uh Kingdom
of the Planet of the Apes but after this one I'm like I might just watch the OG like the one that
came out in the 60s or something like that and call it a freaking day
because I do want to watch the original but I I don't know if I can make it through all the
other ones because this one kind of ruined my my ape fever that makes me so sad yeah which is why
I'm giving this a don't bother recommendation I respect it and man some of the other things
and man some of the OG ones were brutal I can imagine I can absolutely imagine
uh but yeah I I want to watch the first one and that might as that might be
that might be it up until I get into Kingdom and then I'm like yeah that was smart and safe 2001
apes for last good call good freaking call yeah I uh I goofed
maybe if this was my first introduction I never would have come back to the franchise
they're all 90 minutes oh oh
okay I might watch those then 90 minutes isn't a lot of time
I don't know man when a movie's boring as hell which I doubt there are they are but I'm saying
sometimes when a movie's boring as hell even if it's like the bare minimum hour and a half that
shit stretches the only issue I feel like the the older movies have is that they're slower paced
so I mean if they like this is like the issue that I've had with like any of those older movies
you just need to cut out the fluff yeah cut cut that that bullshit out and you got to like
bullshit out and you guys have a well-paced movie like the the freaking the holdovers is a is an
ideal example like they had some of that like 70s style fluff but they filled the rest of it with
quick paced good storytelling and they didn't have anything that was unnecessary in there
other than like a couple things just to set up the vibe and I'm like I'm all there to set up a vibe
yeah after that freaking I don't want any fluff so yeah gave that one a don't bother
that is fair so for me with weekly watches I decided to re-watch the og
or the two og live-action scooby-doo movies just because I hadn't seen them in quite a while
um and god do I love these movies they're like I know there's been so many live-action um
adaptations of cartoons but I feel I know like the flintstones is what started it but for me like
scooby-doo was like the first that I watched and so to me scooby-doo started this whole thing for me
and I don't know like I feel that um that like I'm talking about both as if I'm not grading what each
one individually but I feel that um like it's perfectly cast uh Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini,
Freddie Prince Jr, Sarah Michelle Geller perfectly cast as the Mr. Gang. I feel the scoop like for
its time the CGI on scooby-doo looks pretty damn good um and I feel it still holds up
in regards to this one like I think and I find it funny that the only reason that they could include
scooby-doo um is if they made him the villain because apparently hannah barbera decided for how
badly scooby-doo went um it's their own damn fault um that's the only way that anyone that touches
scooby-doo can bring him back is if he's made the villain or if he's just put in there to be a joke
no one can take Scrappy too seriously dude have you watched season two of velma no because I
refused to watch that piece of shit I have refused it too but I hear Scrappy's the bad guy in that
again and he kills Velma and I'm like okay I could be here for that I'm like okay I could be here for
that look I know we watched it we watched the first season so we kind of hate what we hate watched it
too but I hate that the first season got so much hate watching that it got a season I know dude I
was like I can't we I cannot make that mistake again yeah so yeah that that's why I'm refusing
to touch season two like they so much disrespect towards scooby-doo and I'm like okay I'm gonna
so much disrespect towards scooby-doo in that show like the the characters shouldn't even be called
the characters they're not the characters they're not not at all and and it pisses me off
um but I'm glad that we get actual good adaptations like these movies especially this first one um
because I freaking love this idea that um you know the while um on a routine you know mystery
things go you know like you know they solve the mystery but they just they find out like hey you
know some of us put forth more effort than others and you know what it's just not working out they
separate and then they're called back together to um investigate what's going on at this amusement
park and just it's such a fun time like like I said the freaking cast is what makes this movie
because the chemistry is there I feel that they nail all their performances freaking that whole
scene um when they're in the woods and they're arguing with each other when they're switching
uh souls and you just hear the different voices coming out of all of them especially when shaggy
is in Daphne's body and he's like gee Daph what's wrong with you don't you ever eat
freaking die every single time um just freaking like I don't know about when was the last time you
watched scooby-doo curious oh it's been a hot minute yeah I don't maybe it's just because I'm
so used to you know her being a redhead because that's what she is I look like whenever I
Isla Fisher comes on screen as Mary Jane I'm still like holy what it just blows my mind
I'm not used to her being blonde dude I like I haven't seen this movie in years I would say
like it's been a good while I could still probably quote this movie like pretty well hell yeah
because it's no like seriously it is so damn quotable it is a very quotable movie like I still
could I'm trying to like remember oh I remember freaking uh anytime I did watch this because I
remember watching a lot as a kid but I remember every time I watched it with um with the the scene
where like it's a reveal of Scrappy and it like pops open and he's like poppy pow then he like
like gets shocked and everything like I every freaking time I would like like say along with
Scrappy poppy power dude freaking the scene where they're like Velma has that flashback and
they're in the the mystery machine and Scrappy pops out and he freaking starts peeing on Daphne
and he's he's just like it was an accident fresh just like you were marking your territory
as a kid I'm sure a lot of us didn't get that now as adults you're like oh god there are so many
adult jokes in this movie but I love it um freaking another part that freaking gets me every time when
they're in um the uh they're going through that like uh ride that you know hasn't opened yet but
then you know like one of the henchmen turns it on and Fred and Velma are trying to get past the
pendulums that they're in and they're trying to get past the pendulum and they're trying to get
past the pendulums that are swinging and Velma turns around and she's just like here start like
pulling all these books off the bookcase one of them has got to open a secret passageway
and Fred's just like Velma do you not realize this is a ride
she's like you got a better plan Fred I'm like yeah you know what I can see both points
points I know it's just like dude if history repeats itself like yeah that's kind of the
oh man I freaking love that shit dude gosh I might act that might end up being on my
watch my weekly watch next week too dude hell yeah uh just it's so much fun um
and like I like you know what I would love to see these in theaters but I feel at least for the very
for the very least I would say a stream it um the this one especially is um when it comes to live
action adaptations you got to see scooby-doo this is one of the best ones and I feel it actually
respects the source material unlike other ones um and so like if you're gonna watch any of them
like please watch scooby-doo if anyone hasn't seen scooby-doo one what the hell is wrong
with you um two like do yourself a favor because this movie is so much fun yeah no kidding dude
um believing into the second one uh scooby-doo monsters unleashed watch this one as well back to
back um I think I I think I liked the first one just a little more um but when it comes to like
the actual you know like monsters in the in both movies this one definitely takes the cake just
because I remember being in theaters and like just seeing like all the some of the classic ghosts
from the from the cartoon coming to life and like freaking like I got like so giddy as a child
freaking seeing minor 49er captain cutler just coming to life that was so freaking badass
dude that was so cool this is actually the the movie that kind of made me think it is velma hot
I think that's how a lot of people are the first one didn't do it for me maybe it's just because
of my age or whatever but I was just kind of like and film is like the nerdy girl like nah
I'm not into that and yeah this one I was just like maybe did the who's your mommy really get you
a little bit yeah
oh man um no once again uh the cast amazing just like the first one like you said they are all
perfectly picked uh for the mystery gang um and um just just seeing how they are able to work out
a story that brings um the um the classic uh monsters from the cartoon I feel has done very
very well um how um the the gang donates all the costumes um from their previous mysteries to this
museum that's opening up um and the villain of the movie um creates a machine that is able to turn
these these ghosts these uh costumed monsters into actual real monsters um and you know the
movie is just you know them trying to stop them um but the just like for you don't worry I'm grateful
for all the monsters that we get to see like you said captain cutler minor 49er the tar monster
10 000 volt ghost skeleton men uh the black knight ghost um cotton candy glob I think that's it pretty
sure I got all of them um but one especially I would have loved to see was creeper I I really
wish we would have been able to see creeper come to life that would have been sick right um but
what we got was fantastic um and like I said when like freaking when uh they when scooby-doo and uh
shaggy like realized that they've turned the machine on and you know like like the whole gang's in
like the air the um the building that the machines and they realized that they accidentally turned it
on and like their scaredness and like when they announced like you know like captain cutler minor
49er like I still get chills to this day because like it just brings me back to my childhood
childhood uh freaking god I love it um so like I'd say I love both these movies the same just because
like I love scooby-doo love the cartoon love these movies um we're not even going to say
Velma's a part of scooby-doo because it's not a disgraced franchise disgraced the name um
but scooby-doo too I'm going to also give a stream uh like I said with the first one if
do yourself a favor watch both of these like watching back to back because both of them are
great both are great live action adaptations and like if you like if I was able to see these or
if you're able to see these in theaters I'd probably give it like a five buck Tuesday if like
you really want to go see it but I'd probably say it's like a like a soft five dollar Tuesday
but these are definitely movies that you need to see um so that that's why I'd give them streamers
I will absolutely agree with you on that one hell yeah so they're great movies
like and some of my favorite bits from that are are the any of the flashback stuff yes yeah but
yeah I think the only thing that I didn't care for was maybe like Freddy's haircut
in the first or second the first all right that's fair I prefer his his haircut from the from the
first all right that's fitting that's fair but I mean shaggy shaggy's fits though like his hair
was longer too right uh no so I'm pretty sure so the only character's hair that changed
I think was yeah well actually wait no I think Daphne's got a little shorter I think Daphne's
was slightly longer Daphne first one Daphne's an interesting one because she can change whatever
the hell she wants and I'm just gonna be like eh whatever Velma is one that if she changes too
much then it'd be like super noticeable and I'd be like I don't know about that shaggy is one
that's just like the more hippie he looks the better it fits for his character that's I kind
of find it funny that in the first one you know like with you know the beginning uh case with the
Luna ghost both Fred and Daphne are like wearing their classic cart their classic costumes from
the cartoon which you know awesome but then as the uh the movie progresses like both of them change
into like kind of like modern takes on it but Velma and Shaggy don't change at all like Velma
changes like once towards the end but she but for the most part she still keeps her classic look as
as well as Shaggy so I always found that funny that they're just like well you know what I don't
think Fred and Daphne's outfits will work but you know what we're gonna we're gonna stick with Shaggy
and Velma's yeah um I just want to look real quick okay did Matthew Lillard get tattoos or something
I don't think so first and second I don't think he did okay I was just wondering why he decided to
wear sleeves for the second I think they only did that just because because I think like
this one sleeve says like MI for like Mr. Incorporated and so I guess they wanted to like add
somewhat of a costume change to him because they were doing it to all the others um so it's like
well let's make it subtle let's not go crazy yeah so okay cool but yeah I would agree with you on a
stream it hell yeah and like I said probably gonna end up with a lot of people who are like
yeah I would agree with you on a stream it hell yeah and like I said probably gonna end up being
on my watch list next week too let's go did you ever watch the um the uh prequel movies that they
did for Cartoon Network no I was so uninterested in those so the second one I never saw the second
one but the first one I didn't think was actually that bad like I if like you ever like don't have
like literally anything else to watch like maybe check it out I don't even know if it's on any
streaming services um but it's not bad I actually thought that they did a damn good job the only I
remember like literally the biggest problem that everyone was saying is that um the guy that played
Fred um who was uh god it's Stephen Amman who's his brother his younger brother oh that's his cousin
and it's Robbie Robbie thank you um just because he has black hair and they didn't bother dying
it blonde it's like that was such a bad choice it was um so yeah that's that's like one of the
biggest problems that everyone points out about the movie and I and yeah I know it is kind of
annoying but like as you as the movie goes on you kind of don't even notice it yeah
all right well I think that wraps up everything in weekly watch uh so with
that let's say we get into this week's breakdown let's do it all right
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