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What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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With this week's episode, if you guys listened to last week's, had some things going on.

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But I told you guys that we were going to be doing Bob Marley one love, which is a lie.

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I lied to you guys.

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I'm so sorry.

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But instead, we will be doing Argyle.

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So that will be our headliner for this episode.

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Because when I was out there in Georgia this past weekend, me and Caleb watched it.

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So we decided want to talk about that one instead.

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So yeah, and we'll get into why we made that change in a second.

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Because one love is on our weekly watch now.

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Yeah.

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But before that, we'll be going over our weekly watches.

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So Caleb, what do you say we get started then?

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I say let's do it.

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All right.

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So jumping right into weekly watches.

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We actually got quite a few to talk about, I feel.

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Next up, we have the movie that one of us watched.

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I did not get the chance to watch One Love because in preparing for me to be able to

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make it out to Georgia this past weekend to a convention that me and Caleb went to, which

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if you guys actually still care about the Gacy Gazette, a new episode of that will be

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coming very soon where me and Caleb are definitely going to talk about everything that happened

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at that convention we went to.

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It was phenomenal.

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It was amazing.

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And I can't wait to talk about that.

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Anyway, because of that, I did not get to watch Bob Marley One Love.

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But Caleb did.

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And Caleb, what did you think of it?

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I thought it was a good-ish movie.

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I didn't have like super strong feelings either way.

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I felt like the structure was odd.

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So the way this movie takes place is it starts off basically explaining to you like Bob Marley's

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origins, I guess, a little bit.

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And it's just like, oh, yeah, at this point in time, he's at the peak of his career and

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he's on his way to go do a show in Jamaica.

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And all this other stuff.

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And then it then it continues the or then it starts the movie.

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And so you're in the middle of conflict already.

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So right there, it feels odd.

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I'm like, OK, we didn't build up to that in any significant way.

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We just kind of got a quick title and then boom, you're into it.

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Then the whole situation with him getting attacked in his I don't know if it was his

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house or just some sort of like compound that they were at.

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But some people sneak in, shoot up the place.

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His wife gets critically injured.

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He is shot like bad things all around.

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Anyway, he tries to stick around Jamaica to do the show.

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I think he goes and does like one show and then he's like, yeah, I'm having problems

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here and bounces to the UK and creates.

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And like he's out there for like months and works on an album, creates the album.

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And then it's like by the time the album's like already hit its fricking peak, like he

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he goes out to or he goes back to Jamaica because he's like personally invited.

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During that time, there was a lot of civil war and like conflict happening.

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And so a lot of the two, I guess, rival leaders were were the ones that were like their teams

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were responsible for what happened to Bob Marley.

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Like the order wasn't executed by them.

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Like they did not personally tell that any of their members to go after him.

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They just kind of took it upon themselves.

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And so they came to him in the UK together and were like, hey, the only person that can

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unify Jamaica right now is you.

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And he's like, forget you guys.

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Last time I went there, I went shot and I'm like, yeah, don't blame you, bro.

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Then while he's in the UK, he gets diagnosed with a cancer that's in his toe.

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They say that to stop the spread, they'd have to remove his toe.

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And he's like, no, I'm not doing that.

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So them and so, yeah, it's like going through this whole thing like he spends the months

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and months and months writing the songs for this this album doesn't even like perform

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the like the the album in Jamaica for a long time.

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And then it's like at the end of the movie, he goes back to do this performance that the

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unify Jamaica.

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And then they they show like one song from the album being sung there and people just

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kind of singing along.

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And then it's like, boom, credits.

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And I'm like, what the?

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But what is this?

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Like I want to see the frickin like.

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Like you spent all this time to build up like I'm like, so ultimately what we got is when

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he frickin bounced out of Jamaica, the months that he was in the UK writing this new album,

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the month that he spent frickin getting the album popular and then boom back to Jamaica

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for a little bit to perform like not even a full song.

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And then, oh, yeah.

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And then this is what happened after that.

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And I'm like, dude, like you structured this so poorly.

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Yeah, damn.

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So it's it's not on the same levels as like Rocket Man or Bohemian Rhapsody, not even

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a little bit like.

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Bohemian Rhapsody, I I would say almost tried to follow that like that method, because at

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the time, like with.

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Queen it, well, even then it still did the build up to their popularity.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Like they were kind of already an assembled band at that point.

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But I don't know.

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Like I feel like Bohemian Rhapsody did it a little bit better.

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A lot of it better.

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But this one, it it took them to like with Queen, it followed them from them starting

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out to the absolute peak in their career and then.

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And then like continue the story on from there.

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And then Rocket Man, it showed us.

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Elton John's entire life from basically beginning to end.

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Or beginning to where it's at.

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They are rather where he finally got to like a good place here.

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It's it skips us to the point where he's at his peak, gives us a really odd look like

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period of time in his life where he was.

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Like writing an album because of like stuff that was happening in Jamaica.

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And then it shows us him going back to Jamaica and then it cuts it off.

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And it's like, all right.

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And then this is what happened till the end of his his life.

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And I'm like, dude, what the shit?

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OK, you can't do both.

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You can't not do both.

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Now you either got to like skip the beginning or you got to skip the end.

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You don't get both.

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And so, yeah, it was his eyes.

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So I saw that this one, which really shocked me, that was only an hour, like forty seven

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minutes and I feel really because I was because most music biopics are over two hours.

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So I was just wondering if like you feel it would have benefited from a longer runtime

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if they were able to like maybe flesh out more if they were.

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I don't even know.

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I don't know if that would if that could have helped because.

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It was just it was poorly structured is what it comes down to.

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It was poorly structured and a poor structure like more runtime isn't going to help any.

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Like I said, it already felt like it was over two hours long.

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Damn, that sucks.

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I didn't know the runtime before you said anything.

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And I honestly would have guessed it to be over an hour.

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She or over over to.

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Oh, OK.

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Damn.

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Yeah, that's not that's definitely not a good sign.

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The only real like.

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The highlight point of this movie has to be coming from the cast.

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I think the cast did incredible.

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The guy that plays Bob Marley, fantastic.

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And everyone else that's on the cast does great.

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My biggest issue, and I think the only issue is the story structure.

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Also whoever did the subtitles forget you because you guys did the frickin Jamaican

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slang in it.

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And I was like because I didn't have the subtitles on initially.

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And I was like, OK, I'm having a hard time understanding.

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So I turned on the subtitles and those didn't help me at all.

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I was like, well, shit.

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The Jamaican slang and terminology.

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I picked it up eventually.

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You weren't vibing with it, man.

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It took a minute to get into.

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But we're to like kind of grasp what they were saying, because like what they like to

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do, they don't like to repeat words, so they like to use them together.

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But they were writing it out like that, too.

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And I was like, God damn it.

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Can you tell like, can you translate it, please?

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But yeah, like that.

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The cast did incredible.

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All the props to them.

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Whoever edited this was not on their A game.

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It needed work.

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So because of that, I decided that this is getting a stream it recommendation because

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it's still worth watching.

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I think like the story, the soundtrack is phenomenal.

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But the biggest problem is the story structure, and I would have felt like my I would have

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been cheated out of money if I saw this in theaters.

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Really damn shit.

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But I do think that this is worth streaming.

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All right.

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And if you get if you guys want to stream it, it's on Paramount Plus right now.

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Or is it Paramount?

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I thought it was Peacock.

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No, it's Paramount.

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OK, cool.

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All right.

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Well, then next up for Caleb, we got Shrek 2.

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The freaking goat when it comes to DreamWorks movies.

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I don't care what anyone says.

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Shrek and Shrek 2 are phenomenal movies.

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They really are.

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They're.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I honestly think and this is going to be reflected in the this the rating I gave this.

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The best way to view this would be to get a bunch of Shrek fans together for a watch

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along in like an in theater watch along.

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So it's funny you say that because I'm sure a lot of people did that this year because

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they really set in theaters this year because two thousand twenty four marks twenty years

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since Shrek 2 came out.

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Do how old do you feel now?

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First off, really freaking old.

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But a phenomenal movie, dude.

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It holds up so well.

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It's not even like, oh, my gosh.

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So good.

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So good.

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So good.

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So the reason I watched this and spoiler alert for the other movies I've watched, I watched

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this three and four.

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I have not watched the first one all the way through yet because I want to do a movie night

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out here on my projector with the family and watch the first Shrek.

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So that's why I I skip the first one and watch two, three and four.

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But this.

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So my daughter just like basically just discovered Shrek.

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She started watching the first one on her own because she's just like, oh, my gosh,

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it's a Hulk movie.

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And I was like, not exactly.

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But after she was done watching it and she watched it multiple times, dude, like she

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watched it like three or four times in a row.

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Nothing but Shrek.

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And so I almost died laughing because I came home on like one night like because she she

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started watching this, I think, last week.

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But I come home and I want to save Wednesday or Thursday.

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And she comes over to me and she's just like, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

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And I was like, what's that, baby?

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And she's like, do you know the Muffin Man?

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And I was like, yes.

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And I was losing my mind and I was like, I have reached the peak.

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And so I was just like, the Muffin Man.

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And she's like, yes, the Muffin Man.

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And I was like, yeah, I know the Muffin Man.

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And so we did the whole freaking thing.

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And so when it finally gets to the like, because she's just like, well, she's married to the

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Muffin Man.

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I'm like, the Muffin Man.

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And then she just the Muffin Man.

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And yeah, I'm freaking and now so if I like go to tickle her, like, like, my go to is

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I grab her her stomach, right?

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Like just to like get her sides or whatever.

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So I grabbed her stomach and she I did it today.

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Actually, I grabbed her stomach to tickle her and she's just like, not my buttons.

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Like not my gumdrop buttons.

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Oh, that is so cute.

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I was like, dude, like, this is fantastic.

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So now now anytime she like comes up, she'll like grab my grab my stomach or I'll grab

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hers.

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And she's just like, not the buttons.

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But oh, my gosh, so good.

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Like Shrek is this is the best.

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This is I love how she's able to pick up movie quotes.

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And dude, I'm so pumped to show her Nacho Libre because that is like my family's like

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go to super quotable movie.

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So I'm so pumped.

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I'm so pumped.

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Yeah, confession time, I've never seen Nacho Libre.

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Oh, man, you're missing out.

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You are missing out.

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Just never intrigued me as a kid, but I really do need to watch it.

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It's it's I saw I saw I saw a parody in an epic movie.

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I remember that.

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It's it's like a stupid funny movie.

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All right.

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But it's like it's so quotable, dude.

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Me like my brother.

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My like my youngest brother can quote Nacho Libre word for word, the entirety of that movie.

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That's impressive.

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Holy shit.

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And it's because I think it's personally because of how well it's written, because they don't

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waste any lines.

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Okay.

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Like if something's in there that I think that they were going to fill with bullshit,

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it's just silence.

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And that silence is just it's filled with some like super funny shit.

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But yeah, my brother and I can like we will go back and forth on on movie quotes with

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that a lot.

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I love it.

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But oh, so good.

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It's such a good movie.

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Anyway, getting back to Shrek 2, this movie is a frickin banger.

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Everything that everything you hoped would hold up holds up.

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The frickin the fairy godmother singing holding out for a hero.

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A frickin banger.

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A absolute banger.

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And oh my gosh, so good.

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I honestly forgot how much of that movie Shrek spent as a human.

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Like I thought that was wild.

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Yeah, can we talk about how there is one specific scene in there that would not pass in any

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animated film today?

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Definitely.

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I don't think this movie would still be rated PG if they put that line in a kids movie.

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I hope I hope I please tell me you know what scene I'm talking about.

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I have a feeling it's when they're getting arrested.

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Oh, yeah.

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I feel like I don't dude.

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I don't know, man.

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Like there's that scene and also frickin in Jingle all the way.

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There's a there's a there's a scene in that one that I'm just like, yes, like, it can

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be considered a kids movie anymore, because you can't see that shit now.

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I don't know.

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They pulled it off in a way that was funny.

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I like they parody so many movies, dude, in Shrek, because I mean, they did a parody of

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Spider-Man, like the Spider-Man kiss.

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They did like frickin cops.

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They they like they did so many parodies in this and the introduction to one of my favorite

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characters of all time, Puss in Boots.

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I love it.

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Like I love when when they drink the potion initially and like to test it, Donkey chugs

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a little bit down and he's just like, I don't feel any different.

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Do I look any different?

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And Puss is like, you still look like an ass to me.

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Dude, I hate the frickin the third and fourth on which spoiler like you said, spoiler alert

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or next up.

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But I hate that neither of those put an ass joke because the second one has that one.

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And then the first one after Shrek saves Fiona, she's like, well, where the hell are you go?

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Or she doesn't say hell.

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She's like, where are you going?

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He's like, well, I have to save my ass.

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Like, I hate the third and fourth.

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Don't use a good ass joke.

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Like, I don't know if they like what's the time difference between Shrek the third?

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OK, so Shrek two was 2004 Shrek.

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The third was 2007.

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I don't think that they could have gotten away with an ass joke in 2007.

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Damn it.

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That sucks.

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Yeah.

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That's unfortunate.

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But absolutely loved Donkey in this.

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And Puss, the relationship between those two is perfection.

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I truly wish that we would have gotten to see what happened to Dragon.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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Yeah, because like that to Shrek turns human.

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So Fiona turns human.

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Donkey turns into a stallion.

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So it's like, does Dragon turn into a stallion?

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Like I wish I knew what happened.

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Yeah, but again, another very quotable movie.

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One of my favorite bits is when Shrek and Donkey are breaking into Fairy Godmother's

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factory and the dude, he's just like, oh, we're from the Union.

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And they're just like, are you feeling oppressed or anything like this?

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And he's like, yeah, well, we don't even have dental.

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And he's just like, you don't even have dental.

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He's like, we're just going to take a look around.

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And he's just like, oh, yes, yes, yes, go on.

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Because I was like, I'm like, I knew that bit was coming up.

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I'm like, I forget how they get into the facility.

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And they just kind of like walk in.

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Loved it.

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Absolutely loved it.

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Yeah.

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Oh, loved every second of it.

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So I am giving Shrek to a full price ticket recommendation on that one.

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Did I kick myself or not?

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Sorry, I kicked myself for not re-catching in the theaters when it was still in theaters

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a couple months ago.

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I honestly would have gone to see it had I known that that's what they were doing.

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Yeah, right.

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Because dude, that would have been so cool if you and Iris would have been able to see

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that on the big screen.

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Oh, man.

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I hope they do that with like a 30th anniversary because I think that'd be great.

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When she's like 14, like she's at that age where or she'd be at the age where like all

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that kid stuff is stupid to her.

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But I bet you she'll freaking love it.

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Because I mean, like that would be the peak time because she'll be 14.

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She won't want to enjoy it, but she will.

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And if I get Levi too, because he'll be 10 years old, like at during like for a 30th

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anniversary or like that, that would be the shit.

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That would be absolute shit.

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Like the 10 is like the peak fart joke time.

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Like he would love it.

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They're both going to love it.

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I'm so pumped.

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Anyway, Shrek the third, very forgettable.

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Yeah.

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Very weak plot line, very weak villain, very weak story structure.

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I remember walking out of this movie after seeing it with my grandma and just feeling

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let down, disappointed.

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Just like I think like the thing I probably liked more about this movie or like I liked

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more about.

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Yeah, I guess more about this movie than the actual movie was like the frickin like McDonald's

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toys that they came out with for this one, because those were actually cool as hell toys.

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I don't remember those.

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There was I mean, I think it was just like they said like audio from the movie, but like

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they were actually like really sculpted really well.

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And then I also frickin remembered like like they took over everything for Shrek, like

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literally anything that they could turn green.

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They did.

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I remember that.

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I remember that.

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Yeah, you had green Twinkies green, I think waffles frickin.

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They had frickin green Cheetos that I mean, they weren't green, but when you ate them,

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they literally turned your your tongue green.

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So frickin yeah, like literally everything was was frickin Shrek.

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2007 summer.

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I will never forget because that was like one of the greatest summers of all time, at

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least for like franchises coming out because he had Spider-Man three.

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And yeah, Shrek the third.

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And then you had the frickin Simpsons movie.

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Like 2007 was a pretty bitch in time period.

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Yeah.

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Summer 07 one.

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Like I will always remember that summer.

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Just because specifically of those three movies.

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Correct me if I'm wrong.

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I remember for some reason Shrek shaped nuggets.

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I think you're I think Burger King had those.

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That's right.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Yeah.

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But I think that was for Shrek two.

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I don't think that was because one bullshit.

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No that's not.

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I don't know who the hell you think you're kidding, Sammy.

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You're thinking of Shrek forever after the next one.

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You're just a little ahead of yourself.

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But so it was really frickin weird because Shrek to Burger King got the promotion for

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that one and I swear that that's when they had the Shrek chicken nuggets.

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But then when Shrek the third came out and the licensing went to McDonald's for some

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reason they didn't do anything.

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I think all they had was the toys and they had like they turned their like one of the

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I'm assuming probably one of their shakes green.

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And what else?

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No it literally is not.

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I know I'll frickin fight you.

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I kid you not.

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I watched this all Sunday night.

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I watched all three of I watched two three and four all on Sunday night.

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I love it.

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Oh dude this was this was the other one frickin I'm sorry we're not I'm sorry I'm like distracting

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you from talking about the movie.

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But it was also like they have like glass drinkware for Shrek the third and I think

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like they found like lead poison in them.

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So they had to frickin pull it.

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They had to pull the line.

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I strictly remember that for Shrek the third McDonald's.

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So I'm giving this damn review.

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That's hard.

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That's the exact grade we give Shrek the third.

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So I'm kidding.

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I don't hate it that much.

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No it's more like a two.

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Oh shit.

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I don't think the lot like the lines were nearly as memorable in Shrek the third.

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The only one that I remember super well actually okay that's false.

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There's two.

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There's two that I remember really well.

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The first one is when Merlin offers I think what's it already.

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I think they call him already.

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Yeah already in Shrek his like his like rock soup and he like takes a bite out of it and

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he's like it's organic and his teeth are like all.

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Oh bullshit.

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They are so memorable.

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Not that memorable.

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There's certain parts that are memorable but overall like yeah but yeah so when his teeth

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are all bloody I freaking laugh at that every time.

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The part also the same part like kind of the same scene but like right before that is when

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like right after Artie and Shrek had gotten into like a big fight and then put some donkey

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or tell him like hey you need to go like apologize make up to this kid like he's supposed to

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be ruler blah blah blah blah.

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I like when Shrek's like trying to talk all hip and stuff to him and then he sees the

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little like Merlin's place and starts running and he's just like somebody there's a giant

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ugly ogre trying to relate to me.

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Kids getting a nosebleed or getting high in the wag.

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Oh yeah.

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They should have felt like they should have focused more on the Artie Shrek deal rather

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than what was going on in.

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What was going in.

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Yeah I don't know man.

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Freaking the whole scene with Fiona and the other princesses like is like my favorite

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scene of the whole movie because especially Snow White she is amazing.

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Like our supreme brought him in his vigorous lecture just saying they.

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Like I said the Shrek Artie stuff was killer.

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It's the far far away stuff.

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I think they could have done better.

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Like that I think that's what I had the most issue with.

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But I mean there was there was some funny shit there.

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Like I remember when the queen almost knocks her ass out or like when she butts two walls

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to the prison and she's like has this big old bruise on her head.

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She's like I'm going to go lay down.

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I forget how many princesses there are just because I haven't seen this one in quite a

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while but I love one.

492
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,560
Snow White, Fiona, Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel.

493
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,440
That five.

494
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:28,040
Yes and that well OK then there's the queen.

495
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,520
OK because I can't she either says like four or three.

496
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,920
My favorite same here.

497
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,800
Yeah I'll agree with you on that.

498
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,160
Like the part where Snow White says like what like Fiona says like seriously you guys are

499
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,160
just going to step down.

500
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,440
She's like we expect we're just four.

501
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:48,740
I think she looks at the queen and she's just like I mean three young beautiful princesses

502
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,720
that are just waiting to be rescued.

503
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Oh no no no no no no no.

504
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,720
It was the I forgot the ugly stepsister was there.

505
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,720
That's what it was.

506
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,720
Thank you.

507
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,720
Yeah.

508
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720
Oh.

509
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:11,720
Freaking Snow White and Sleeping Beauty like carry all of those scenes because the freaking

510
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,720
phenomenal.

511
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720
Yeah.

512
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,440
You know for the poopies.

513
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,800
Ew baby's poop.

514
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:23,040
Everybody poops beauty.

515
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:30,320
I love when they're in the in the sewer and she or Snow is just like bitching and complaining

516
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,640
and then she's just like you guys are just jealous you weren't votes or voted like most

517
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:41,560
fair or fairest in the land and she's like oh yeah and that rigged election and she's

518
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,400
just like our Rapunzel like throwing shade and then.

519
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,600
Ones was just are the snow.

520
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:59,960
It's just like oh yeah like Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your golden extensions like roasted.

521
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,280
Snow White might be my favorite character that whole movie.

522
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,880
There are okay there's some.

523
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,600
I'm not going to deny that.

524
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,600
All right.

525
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600
You know what she got us there.

526
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:16,040
Oh I know like I forget to say that and then just like quote after quote after quote of

527
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,040
that movie.

528
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,360
Maybe spoken a little too soon on that.

529
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,600
Anyway it wasn't as good as the other three three.

530
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,080
So Sammy you are not going to like the score that Caleb gave it.

531
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,840
No I've got nothing better to do.

532
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,540
Oh shit.

533
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:44,240
Maybe now with some reflection I would give it a stream it.

534
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,960
You son of a bitch.

535
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,920
Oh man.

536
00:33:49,920 --> 00:34:00,400
Like I said upon reflection I think I might accidentally talk myself up.

537
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:06,000
Because I think like you know now I'm not going to spoil it.

538
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Nothing better after the first.

539
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,520
Oh I'll give you that.

540
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,680
Yeah yeah that's fair.

541
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,240
Yeah I'll absolutely give you that.

542
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:20,520
Well you're telling you're telling me when Prince Charming and the rest of the motley

543
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:25,680
crew get to far far away and they change the the sign to ye oldie Hooters.

544
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,920
You didn't find that funny.

545
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,440
I didn't necessarily find that very funny.

546
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:40,680
I found some of the civilians running into there afterward to be pretty funny.

547
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:48,480
Yeah all right the next one that I watched Shrek forever after.

548
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,720
I remember given this movie such a hard time.

549
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:56,440
I hate people for giving it such a hard time.

550
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:02,160
I will this is the Shrek movie that I will defend until the day I die.

551
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,960
Still stand by it being my favorite Shrek.

552
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,280
She's talking about the third.

553
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,840
All right I mean no that's fair.

554
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:18,440
Honestly it's a bad Shrek movie but Shrek movies are all good.

555
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,920
In some way shape or form.

556
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920
You're not wrong.

557
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,000
Some of those dirty jokes had no right being a kid's movie.

558
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Absolutely.

559
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:32,480
Like oh my gosh.

560
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:37,360
There was so much shit that I had to like double check and make sure that Iris didn't

561
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,680
understand because she started laughing at some of the dirty jokes and I was like wait

562
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,680
a minute.

563
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,680
Yeah.

564
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:49,600
She started laughing on my hey do you know what that means and she's just like no just

565
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,960
thought it was funny and I was like okay good.

566
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,960
We're okay.

567
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,360
Shrek was a good franchise.

568
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,360
Yeah.

569
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:02,880
If Shrek five ever does get made I hope it's I really hope it's good.

570
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,280
They say it's it's on the entire cast.

571
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,280
They need the entire cast.

572
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,300
Otherwise I want to say I heard that like they have like the entire cast is like signed

573
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:14,680
on like Shrek five is moving forward considering especially considering they teased it in the

574
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,280
last person Boots movie but like still we haven't heard anything about it.

575
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:31,800
No I hope that the the improved animation doesn't detract from it because I do feel

576
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:39,640
like the bad and like the maybe not as good animation did kind of contribute to Shrek

577
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,040
being like super.

578
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,040
I don't I don't know.

579
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:48,400
I don't know if it was the like Shrek has no fan.

580
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,680
If Shrek has no fans I'm dead.

581
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,000
Lucky for you that will never happen.

582
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:00,560
Now Shrek will forever have fans because my daughter is already a huge fan of it.

583
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,460
She loves Shrek now.

584
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:07,440
That's like the one Dreamworks franchise that I feel will never die.

585
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:14,960
I mean it's it's Dreamworks most popular character so Shrek will Shrek will never go away.

586
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:21,680
Otherwise it shouldn't Shrek should not continue at like if none of the original cast want

587
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,040
to come back.

588
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,160
I agree like no one can play Shrek except for Mike Myers.

589
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,600
No one can pay play Puss in Boots except for Antonio Banderas don't know and can play Donkey

590
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,000
besides Eddie Murphy and the list goes on.

591
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,480
Yep.

592
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:45,000
So fingers crossed that I want them to keep it going as long as they can.

593
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:53,560
But once the once the oh geez like I'll say some of the extras they those could be recast

594
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,920
some of them.

595
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:03,200
But Shrek Fiona Donkey and Puss all need the the oh geez.

596
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,200
Absolutely.

597
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:12,480
But I like getting back into talking to Shrek forever after I had a really good time with

598
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:21,200
this one like surprisingly good time and I think it's because they they improved what

599
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,320
I didn't like about the third which was the villain.

600
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:33,420
I thought Rumpelstiltskin being the villain in this one was fantastic.

601
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:38,080
And I know everyone said always says oh but he looked different than how he was in Shrek

602
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,200
the third.

603
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,520
Who gives a shit.

604
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,820
Who cares.

605
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:47,160
They wrote one of the greatest villains of the Shrek franchise and put him in this one.

606
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,680
So who gives a shit.

607
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:53,720
Rumpelstiltskin is such an asshole and he's so evil and conniving and I freaking love him

608
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720
to death.

609
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,720
Yeah.

610
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,520
Same here dude.

611
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,520
Same here.

612
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:06,920
Yeah I thought the the whole the concept behind it like I understood the reasoning behind

613
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:16,680
this the plot like Shrek not feeling quite like the ogre he used to be anymore and becoming

614
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,920
like a joke like completely understandable like where he's coming from.

615
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920
Oh yeah.

616
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,280
At least in terms of like Shrek obviously.

617
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280
Yeah.

618
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:35,760
I I love that like that the time travel aspect big fan of like the time travel stuff and

619
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,360
just like how things are affected and whatnot.

620
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:50,560
So seeing these alternate universe versions of like Fiona and Donkey and and fat puss

621
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,760
was hilarious.

622
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760
So good.

623
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,600
Like I loved all all of that.

624
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,640
It is really really fun.

625
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:09,920
And I'll even say I liked the addition of the the other ogres.

626
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,360
Yeah that was freaking awesome.

627
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,400
Like all of them were great.

628
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:21,400
Like I best seen out of this movie is when the Pied Piper is making them all dance and

629
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,040
the the chef is just like getting into it.

630
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,320
Oh hell yeah.

631
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,720
Cookies bringing the heat off the kitchen.

632
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,720
Oh my gosh.

633
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,720
I love it.

634
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,760
I I laugh forever at that.

635
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:41,520
And I like I started getting tic tocs and Instagram reels of people mimicking that dance

636
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,480
by just that that whole sequence.

637
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,440
And I'm like dude that dance goes hard.

638
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,440
It does.

639
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,440
It's so good.

640
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,080
I love it.

641
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:57,840
I feel like something that positive I feel not enough people talk about this movie is

642
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,720
like watching Shrek try to convince Fiona to fall back in love with him.

643
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:07,560
And finally at the end when he does and you know he's just you know he unfortunately does

644
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,720
I mean you know he does make the time the timer but as he's like fading away freaking

645
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:17,160
and it like almost makes it honestly it chokes me up every time when he says to her you know

646
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,560
what the best part of today was.

647
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,320
I got to fall in love with you all over again.

648
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,320
Oh my god.

649
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,000
It's like I'm like oh damn it's so good.

650
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,600
Dagger to the freaking heart.

651
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,440
My tick tock is filled with so much Shrek stuff and I'm not mad about it.

652
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,440
I'm not either.

653
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,160
My my tick tock is filled with Shrek stuff.

654
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,320
They keep trying to sneak in shark tail shit.

655
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,520
I'm like now get that out of here.

656
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,520
Like no no no.

657
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,160
Yeah.

658
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,200
I attempted to watch shark tail.

659
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,720
I couldn't do it.

660
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,720
Yeah.

661
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,320
Yeah I don't know what to say about shark tail.

662
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,400
It's definitely a dream works movie.

663
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,960
Kind of you know what I'm just going to if you guys watched our mini review of that I'm

664
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,120
going to say what I said in that move in that movie review.

665
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,600
Thank goodness Madagascar came out after shark tail because that movie almost sunk.

666
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,840
It works.

667
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:23,880
They're so bummed out at the score you guys gave shark tail.

668
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:28,200
Oh classic.

669
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,800
The shrimp is my favorite.

670
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,960
The shrimp is great.

671
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,080
The shrimp is the only well.

672
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,000
I can't I can't think of another redeeming factor of that.

673
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,240
That's a movie not even Jack Black could save.

674
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,240
Dude.

675
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,000
What about Ernie and Bernie?

676
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
What?

677
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
I can't.

678
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,200
Sammy are you hearing this guy?

679
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,400
He doesn't like Ernie and Bernie.

680
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Wow.

681
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,400
Oh shit.

682
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,400
Yeah.

683
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,400
But yeah.

684
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,040
Freaking Shrek forever after.

685
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:10,440
Like God like Rump Rump like all my favorite lines and maybe it's because he's my favorite

686
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:17,120
villain of this franchise come from Rumpelstiltskin like just he's such an asshole and I freaking

687
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,960
love it.

688
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,080
Yeah dude he's great.

689
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,240
He's so good as a villain.

690
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:32,080
That shit you guys talk about.

691
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,400
Well maybe the movie needed to try harder.

692
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:40,760
I'm sorry we didn't get a shark tail too.

693
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,760
I'm so sorry.

694
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,760
I'm not.

695
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,760
All right.

696
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,760
Yeah.

697
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,640
So Shrek forever after.

698
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,880
Love that one.

699
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,720
I think that one's worthy of a five dollar Tuesday.

700
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,160
Yeah.

701
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,200
You won't get any disagreements from me.

702
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,800
I feel when it comes to the Shrek movies like Shrek one full price Shrek two great with

703
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,160
you full price Shrek the third.

704
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,600
I'm sorry I'm going to like I know you were kind of like leaning towards more streaming.

705
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,800
Yeah I'm going to agree with that.

706
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,000
And then yeah sure forever after five dollar Tuesday.

707
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,520
The one and done.

708
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,440
Yeah you know fair enough.

709
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:21,320
Yeah shark tail didn't have a story outside of what they did.

710
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,360
It's kind of like over the hedge.

711
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,180
It's like what what else could they have done.

712
00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:28,680
Please do not put.

713
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680
No.

714
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,880
I'm talking I'm talking the one off story.

715
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,880
OK.

716
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,640
I was going to hedge is a million times better than shark tail.

717
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,400
Because yeah over the hedge is one of Dreamworks best.

718
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:47,720
Like I freaking love over the hedge so much and not enough people talk about that movie.

719
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,720
Yeah.

720
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,160
So anyway you're ranking Shrek.

721
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,160
Yeah.

722
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:59,640
So yeah Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek and Shrek two full price all the way.

723
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,840
Shrek the third.

724
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,120
I'd probably more so be leaning towards streaming.

725
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,060
I don't think it's like it's not horrible.

726
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,440
It's not good.

727
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,320
It definitely was not as good as the first two outside of the.

728
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,320
Sure.

729
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,760
That was so dumb.

730
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,760
It was distracting.

731
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,760
You're good.

732
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,760
No we love the engagement.

733
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,880
That's why we decided to stream today.

734
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:29,600
Now we're actually like in a flow.

735
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,600
Yeah.

736
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Yes.

737
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,840
The Shrek the third stream it and then yeah Shrek forever after definitely fight all Tuesday.

738
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:40,920
So yeah I would I would go back and correct my Shrek the third grade.

739
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:41,920
All right.

740
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,440
So he's giving it a stream it.

741
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,280
Is that a little better Sammy?

742
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:52,440
It's only one point better but I mean but hey at least you're saying like hey like definitely

743
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,440
go check it out.

744
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,440
Just you know watch it at home.

745
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,720
My dad is even on the witness it.

746
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,720
Yeah.

747
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,720
I know.

748
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:01,560
He's usually on within the first couple seconds.

749
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,560
Yeah.

750
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,560
Yeah.

751
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,040
Like that's insane how fast he jumps on.

752
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:12,600
Glad I can move the needle.

753
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,600
Don't get cocky.

754
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,600
It was one point.

755
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,800
Oh sure.

756
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:27,480
I think we have one more.

757
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,080
Yep we got me.

758
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:35,040
See I only got one movie that I've watched in the past couple of weeks and it's movie

759
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:41,240
I've already seen many many freaking times but it recently got added to Netflix again.

760
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,000
Fair enough.

761
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,520
So the Edge of 17 it just recently got added back to Netflix and considering it's one of

762
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,960
my honestly one of my favorite comedies of all time and you know I would actually say

763
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,160
this movie is in my top five favorite movies of all time.

764
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:06,200
I love this movie so much and yeah just like when they added to Netflix I decided to rewatch

765
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:12,760
it because usually like if I'm going through like a hard time for some reason I can like

766
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:19,000
relate to this movie a lot and especially you know like what's been going on recently

767
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,560
it's it's it's definitely helped me.

768
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,880
And so yeah it's just as good as I remember it.

769
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,800
Haley Steinfeld is phenomenal in this movie.

770
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:38,040
What the hell photos that looks like she's got.

771
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,680
I didn't choose the poster I promise this was the freak.

772
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,560
You know what it was funny is like this was the theatrical poster and then the freaking

773
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:51,180
like Blu Ray cover and like the regular poster that I feel that goes around is it's her sitting

774
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:57,720
across from Woody Harrelson's desk and yeah I feel that was probably the better direction

775
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:02,920
to go than this one because yeah now I'm not going to be able to forget that Sammy so thank

776
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,840
you constipated Nadine that's all I'm going to remember now.

777
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,960
So thank you for that.

778
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,440
It is a very unfortunate pose.

779
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,440
Yeah no that's fair.

780
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:20,880
But yeah Haley Steinfeld Woody Harrelson everyone in this freaking movie is phenomenal and just

781
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:27,040
I I can't say enough praise about this is one of the best coming of age movies to ever

782
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,040
come out.

783
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,480
It is it is just I just freaking phenomenal.

784
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,800
Love this movie.

785
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:40,280
So personally I would I would give The Edge of Seventeen a full price because I did see

786
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,960
it at full price and it was well worth it.

787
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:48,080
I forgot to ask Caleb what he thought before I gave it that.

788
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,080
So I'd give it that.

789
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,080
Yeah.

790
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:55,120
I remember the movie enough to know that it was very deserving of that.

791
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,120
Hell yeah.

792
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,120
Okay.

793
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,120
All right sweet.

794
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,160
So if you guys haven't seen The Edge of Seventeen like please go watch it on Netflix right now.

795
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,160
Freaking phenomenal.

796
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:09,600
Yeah it is.

797
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,880
But I think that's going to wrap it up for weekly watches.

798
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,360
So well Caleb getting a little ahead of ourselves.

799
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:19,200
I mean I know I try I wish I could switch it without it like whatever.

800
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:31,480
But jumping into our oh my god.

801
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,920
Let's jump into our headliner of the week.

802
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,920
That is the word.

803
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:36,920
All right.

804
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:59,280
Let's do it.

805
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:08,760
All right so before we jump into our headliner of this episode which is our breakdown of

806
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,760
Argyle.

807
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:15,200
Caleb do you want to let people know how we break down movies on this podcast.

808
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,240
I would love to.

809
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:21,680
If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories

810
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:26,760
that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

811
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:36,360
The eight categories that we score are story writing acting character development effects

812
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:43,000
music costumes and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

813
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:48,220
All those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter

814
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:56,520
grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade as well as a percentage that

815
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:03,400
doesn't matter quite as much despite what you may hear from outside sources.

816
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,400
Excuse me sorry.

817
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:12,960
So yeah that gives us an official ranking but the one we're most concerned about is

818
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,880
the letter grade.

819
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:28,880
So with that if you have not seen Argyle it has been out on I think Apple TV.

820
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,240
Pretty sure it's only streaming on that right now.

821
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:36,160
I mean you can buy it on like Voodoo and Van Dago and shit but like when it comes to streaming

822
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,320
platforms that's the only one that exclusively has it right now.

823
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:46,720
Yeah it's currently only available to stream on Apple TV but you can rent or purchase it

824
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:52,880
from Amazon or the new Van Dago at home.

825
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:57,760
Fancy ways Van Dago at home really knew I thought that was around for a while.

826
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:06,120
No it so Voodoo kind of got so it's not Voodoo anymore.

827
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,240
They turned it into Van Dago at home.

828
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,560
Oh shit okay.

829
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:19,600
Yeah like that's so it used to be like Voodoo like kind of like a byproduct of Van Dago

830
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,040
or just are something like that and then they're just like all right well we're just going

831
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:27,480
to fully encapsulate it and so now it's Van Dago at home.

832
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,800
All right interesting.

833
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:36,480
So if you've not seen Argyle like we said only available to watch on Apple TV right

834
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:42,760
now otherwise you'll have to wait till it comes on some other streaming service which

835
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,520
could be a while because Apple TV seems pretty stingy with their shit.

836
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,240
Yeah they really are like Jesus.

837
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:59,760
Yeah so we will be posting that spoiler warning now so if you listen beyond this point and

838
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:05,600
anything is spoiled for you sucks to suck.

839
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,360
Yeah.

840
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:13,800
So with that we'll be getting into our favorite segment that we like to call reading with

841
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,800
Rose.

842
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:22,000
All right Ellie Conway an introverted spy novelist has almost finished her fifth book

843
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:31,580
about Aubrey our Aubrey God damn it about Aubrey Argyle the M. M. No that's not how

844
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:39,200
you say that word Jonathan and I have a feeling I'm going to need to pull this one up.

845
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,960
Do you want to pull it up or do you want me to spell it out for you.

846
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,960
I'll pull it up.

847
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:47,960
Okay.

848
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:48,960
Eponymous.

849
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:49,960
Okay sure.

850
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:56,200
Eponymous character of the Argyle series but suffers from writer's block after feedback

851
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:01,120
from her mother Ruth on a train journey to visit Ruth and her father Barry.

852
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:05,600
Ellie is saved from an ambush by an actual spy Aidan Wild who explains to her that a

853
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:10,120
devious organization known as the division has targeted her because her novel seemingly

854
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,960
predict their future.

855
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,880
Aidan travels with Ellie to England hoping that her next chapter will reveal how to stop

856
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,440
the division.

857
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:22,280
In London the duo searches for a master key that would help expose the division referenced

858
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,800
in Ellie's novels suspecting Aidan wants to kill her too.

859
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,400
Ellie calls her parents for help as they arrive Aidan reveals that her parents are operatives

860
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:35,960
of the division forcing him and Ellie to fend off before fleeing escaping before fleeing

861
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:41,840
sorry escaping to France Aidan and former CIA deputy director Alfie Solomon reveal that

862
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,800
our guy is not entirely fictional.

863
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:49,320
Ellie is in fact that agent who is Rachel Kyle Rachel Kyle.

864
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,480
It was just Kyle right.

865
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Yeah.

866
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,480
Okay.

867
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:59,600
Our guy seemingly having been derived from our high our Kyle who was captured and brainwashed

868
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:06,080
by the division five years earlier and made to believe that Dr. Margaret Vogler Ruth and

869
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,480
director Ritter Barry were her parents.

870
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:16,400
Ellie put her suppressed memories in modified form into her novels Aidan's resurfaces is

871
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:22,920
one of her characters Wyatt while while Alfie reappears as her cat with the latest our God

872
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:28,320
novel Rachel was about to reveal the whereabouts of the master key to the world.

873
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,000
Aidan and Rachel travel to the Arabian Peninsula where they retrieve the master key but are

874
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,240
cornered by the division who returned them to their base.

875
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:40,000
Ritter reveals that Rachel was an act was in actuality a double agent and one of their

876
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:46,480
most loyal assets for the division after which she offers to interrogate and subsequently

877
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,480
shoots Aidan.

878
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,360
She also locates Alfie for them but reveals that she is in fact sent him the master key

879
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,360
betraying the division.

880
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:59,480
Aidan revealed to have been shot in nonlethal areas reunites with Rachel and the two fight

881
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,640
their way through the facility.

882
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:06,320
Ritter interrupts the transmission of the master key to Alfie but is fatally shot after

883
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,040
Rachel's cat scratches out his eyes.

884
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:14,240
Aidan and Rachel escape to outside the division facility revealed to be a cargo ship to use

885
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,200
the satellite connection to send the master key.

886
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:22,920
Ruth uses a mental trigger code to force her daughter to attack Aidan until Ruth is killed

887
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,080
by Kira a former CIA agent.

888
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:33,920
Kira had once been Rachel and Aidan's sister in arms and was thought dead during a mission

889
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,240
with Rachel.

890
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:39,520
These events along with Kira as an identical fictional version of herself had also appeared

891
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,160
in Aidan's novels.

892
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:45,920
Alfie finally receives the master key transmission and Aidan detonates the division's oil tanker

893
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,400
headquarters.

894
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:52,380
Resuming her novelist persona Rachel publishes her final Argonne novel where at a reading

895
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:56,920
the real Argyle reveals himself much to her shock and confusion.

896
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:01,560
In a mid credit scene taking place 20 years earlier a young Argyle is revealed to be a

897
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,360
Kingsman agent with the first novel being based on his life.

898
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,360
Oh man.

899
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:13,960
Yeah, me and Caleb had the same reaction at the end that freaking like end credit scene

900
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,560
that crossover like it went nowhere.

901
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,560
It was kind of dumb.

902
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:24,360
Director, you know, Matt Vaughn.

903
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,600
It sounds like a boring movie.

904
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,520
Okay, first off, it's not.

905
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,040
It really is actually it is a lot of fun.

906
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,600
But yeah, just freaking out end credit scene.

907
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,720
It's literally just there because Matt Vaughn also directed the Kingsman movies.

908
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:44,480
So he he just threw that in there so he could have a connection and we all know that's not

909
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,960
going to it's not going to go anywhere.

910
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,360
So probably not.

911
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,520
I I will be pleasantly surprised if it does.

912
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:57,720
I don't know for how bad Argyle did at the at the cinema.

913
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,320
I don't see it going anywhere.

914
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,440
Yeah.

915
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:13,400
I think Apple's issue is that they need to release their shit to streaming for a short

916
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:19,560
period of time before going exclusively to Apple TV.

917
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:25,000
Yeah, because I bet it this I bet this would have found its stride on like Netflix.

918
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,560
Oh, yeah.

919
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,560
100 percent.

920
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,760
Yeah, since you know, a lot.

921
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,320
I mean, I had like I think like the one month free trial of Apple TV and then I never went

922
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,320
back to it.

923
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,800
I don't think a lot of people have Apple TV.

924
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,120
It's just not on a lot of people's radars when it comes to subscriptions.

925
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:47,320
Yeah, like I hear they have quality movies, but it's just like.

926
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,920
No one's heard of them.

927
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,880
Or no one's heard of the movies that they have.

928
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:52,880
So it's yeah, exactly.

929
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,880
Kind of up in the air.

930
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,920
Yeah.

931
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,520
Yeah.

932
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:07,520
This synopsis does not do the movie very much justice.

933
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,320
It's it's one.

934
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,360
I'm not a huge fan of spy movies, but neither am I.

935
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:21,800
This one had so many like really solid twists and turns that seriously.

936
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,320
Yeah, that it keeps the story interesting.

937
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:31,120
Well, I remember looking over a cable multiple times while watching this movie and I just

938
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:36,440
had the like what the fuck, dude, like what else are they going to freaking what other

939
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,480
freaking curve balls are going to are they going to throw at us?

940
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,800
Because this is like freaking honestly was hurting my brain for how many freaking curve

941
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,800
balls were thrown at us.

942
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:49,360
But like like in a good way, like I really liked the twist in this movie, the twists

943
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:54,400
and twists in this movie.

944
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:59,080
And I feel that definitely added to like honestly how much fun this movie was.

945
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:03,480
Yeah, and I actually had the big reveal art.

946
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,720
Actually, I wouldn't even say it was like the big reveal.

947
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:14,280
I just had the reveal that Ellie Conway was actually a spy.

948
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:18,880
I just that's the only freaking spoiler that I had to this movie.

949
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:25,600
So going into it, I knew that Ellie was like a spy assumed that she had some sort of like

950
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,600
amnesia or whatever.

951
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:38,320
So but that was the only spoiler and I still had shit that was like, you know what?

952
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:45,480
One point I just I just remember thinking like what in the winter soldier shit is this?

953
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:52,200
The ending when Catherine O'Hara's character just says the freaking phrase that gets shit.

954
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,840
I already forgot her name.

955
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,240
Well, it wasn't it wasn't the phrase.

956
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240
It was the song.

957
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,360
Oh, yeah, it was a song.

958
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,120
That causes Ellie, right?

959
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,120
Yeah.

960
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,120
Or Rachel.

961
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,120
I'm sorry, Rachel.

962
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,400
I forget works.

963
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,400
Yeah.

964
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:11,080
To turn into like a mindless robot like the Winter Soldier and start trying to kill Aiden.

965
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,400
I'm like, that's all I could think of.

966
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,320
I'm like, what in the winter soldier shit is this?

967
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:21,640
Dude, if that's the point that you had issues, we watched two very completely different movies

968
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,440
that it's not really an issue.

969
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,960
It's just like, I don't know that that like part just like stuck out to like it kind of

970
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,960
bug.

971
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,360
It did kind of bug me a little bit.

972
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,920
Like, I don't know.

973
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:40,520
They're they just threw so many curveballs as to like, oh, like, and I know she's a double

974
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,640
agent, but they just threw so many curveballs with Rachel being like, oh, you know, is she

975
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,440
working with Aiden or is she not?

976
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:51,600
Is she is she the and so like when we finally get to that point, I'm like, OK, I truly believe

977
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:56,000
that it's just her and Aiden working together like nothing else is going to happen.

978
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,760
Like, they are truly just they are one, they are partners and then freaking they had to

979
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,760
throw that shit in.

980
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,640
I'm like, are you freaking kidding me?

981
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,640
Fair enough.

982
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:17,280
But OK, so getting into the story here, I I love the structure of Matthew Vaughn's movies.

983
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:23,400
I felt like he did a really good job at keeping those twists and turns very well hidden.

984
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:29,240
I like especially kind of going in, you kind of start to assume like, OK, yeah, she's just

985
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,320
a secret agent.

986
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,400
That's what this whole thing is.

987
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:39,040
Like she's not predicting the future or anything like this is like that.

988
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:46,040
I feel like that was a pretty easy one to kind of come across.

989
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:51,880
Though the first one where she overhears Aiden talking to Alfie and being like, Ellie Conway

990
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,720
needs a bullet to her head.

991
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,960
I was like, yo, what?

992
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:01,440
Like I thought she like I just assumed like I kind of had a feeling that Ellie Conway

993
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:08,580
wasn't necessarily Ellie Conway, but I also think that Aiden knew that.

994
01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:12,160
And so when he was saying that shit, I was like, yo, what?

995
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:18,720
And so, yeah, like Ellie rightfully freaks the hell out.

996
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:23,680
It goes and bounces.

997
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:32,480
Looking back, I don't know how well the actually I think it might have been done fairly well.

998
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:42,680
The reveal with Brian Cranston's character being like her father, like that was trippy.

999
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:47,640
Yeah, for getting you get that one reveal and then like literally not even a minute

1000
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:52,160
later you find out that her real mom isn't her mom.

1001
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,120
Like double banger on my.

1002
01:03:55,120 --> 01:04:01,120
I felt so dumb because I was just like, oh my gosh, do you think her mom?

1003
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:09,080
Because she pulled it off so well because she was calling him away from the book.

1004
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,760
Yeah, I'm freaking like, yeah, when Catherine O'Hara just like starts putting the gun to

1005
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:18,320
Bryce Dallas Howard's head, I'm like, are you freaking kidding me?

1006
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:24,840
That tripped me up so bad because I like like I said, I felt so dumb because I was like,

1007
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:32,640
oh shit, like because like I think what threw me off is is her is Catherine O'Hara's character

1008
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:39,160
like kind of calling towards Brian Cranston and being like, yo, while he was looking at

1009
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,040
the book.

1010
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,400
I think that's what I think that threw me off.

1011
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,640
Like if she would have just ignored what he was doing, I think I probably would have been

1012
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,760
able to catch that pretty quick.

1013
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:54,320
But the fact that she called his attention away from the book.

1014
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,400
Got me and I was like, oh shit, she doesn't know.

1015
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,400
And then it yeah.

1016
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:09,560
And then she pulls the gun on Ellie and I'm just like, god damn it.

1017
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:17,760
I do like that that her character or so Ellie and Rachel kind of became one person in the

1018
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:26,640
end where she still felt like iffy about some stuff, like she still had her like badass

1019
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,760
secret spy side, but she was still like Ellie.

1020
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,120
Yeah, or still felt like Ellie.

1021
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:40,800
And I loved that because I thought they were going to abandon the cat altogether.

1022
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:45,360
Like when she's just like, yeah, I don't give a shit about that cat.

1023
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,600
I was like, yeah, I know.

1024
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,000
I know you wouldn't be.

1025
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:56,240
Oh, dude, but there was some crap.

1026
01:05:56,240 --> 01:06:00,120
I think I might have just like figured or figured a plot hole.

1027
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,120
Oh, no.

1028
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,120
All right.

1029
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,120
I got it.

1030
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,120
I got it.

1031
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,120
Okay.

1032
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,120
Okay.

1033
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:22,000
If if Cranston's character at like the director truly believed that Rachel Kyle was a double

1034
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:29,320
agent, why would he have felt the need to like control her mind like that?

1035
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,160
Because he totally bought it.

1036
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:38,920
Like he totally bought that she was like a double agent, like letting her like have access

1037
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:45,800
to their mainframe and everything and all of that, like that secret information.

1038
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:55,560
Like he let he let her have all of that, that that clearance to effectively screw up their

1039
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,300
operation and he was just like, oh, cool.

1040
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:03,560
And then the second that she turned and she just like forgot like one step or that she

1041
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:08,680
needed a certain like a particular I think it was his his retinal scan.

1042
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,520
Like she forgot that she needed that.

1043
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:14,240
So she wasn't able to like fully accomplish what she needed to.

1044
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:22,240
So she kind of gave away that she was a triple agent, I guess.

1045
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:29,720
And so, yeah, it's like, I feel like that was a bit of a plothole.

1046
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,800
Because if you believe that she was an agent, you could have just you could have very well

1047
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,880
just gone to her and asked for this information.

1048
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:43,960
You didn't need to do this whole mind wipe thing and just pray that she releases this

1049
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:44,960
book.

1050
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,300
Yeah, you're not wrong.

1051
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:52,920
So I think that there's a big plot point there, a plot hole there.

1052
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:59,840
The rest of it, though, I did like like once she kind of started to accept her new identity,

1053
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,680
I thought that was that was pretty interesting.

1054
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:07,480
The whole tie into like Henry Cavill's Argyle was was pretty cool.

1055
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:15,120
Yeah, I like the story I felt was well structured and the I guess that's more of an enacting

1056
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,120
thing.

1057
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:25,120
I'm just going to talk about the like the chemistry between what's her face, Bryce Ellis

1058
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:29,160
Howard and Sam Rockwell.

1059
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,120
Which the other chemistry was great.

1060
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:35,240
Yeah, which we will be addressing in an acting.

1061
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:40,760
But I don't know, I enjoyed the story overall.

1062
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,160
Like I felt there was enough twists and turns like, yeah, it was definitely overcomplicated

1063
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,800
as all hell.

1064
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:51,200
But it was it was ultimately fun.

1065
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,300
And I think that's what a good spy movie needs to be.

1066
01:08:54,300 --> 01:09:02,600
And that like the reason I enjoyed this is the same reason I enjoy the Kingsman movies.

1067
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,720
That's fair.

1068
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:11,000
I still I still have not seen the Kingsman.

1069
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,480
The first one, the prequel.

1070
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,840
I really will.

1071
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,160
Well, actually, wait, no, we talked about this.

1072
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:19,160
Yeah, I haven't seen the Kingsman.

1073
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,920
The Golden Circle and then the Kingsman.

1074
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,280
Is it just the Kingsman?

1075
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,280
The Kingsman.

1076
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,280
Yeah.

1077
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,280
Okay.

1078
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,280
Need to watch those.

1079
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:35,240
Golden Circle is just I'd say is pretty equivalent to Argyle.

1080
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:40,320
The Kingsman is my favorite of the three.

1081
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:49,000
But I think with like that major plot hole, it does bring my score down a bit.

1082
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:56,200
I think originally before I kind of like talked myself into that, I was sitting around 86,

1083
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,200
87.

1084
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:04,480
I think the plot hole is big enough where I'm like, yeah, like I could.

1085
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,160
I'm down to like an 82.

1086
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:15,040
Like I'm still in the 80s, just a little bit further down than I originally assumed I was

1087
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,040
going to be.

1088
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,040
All right.

1089
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:23,120
I think I'm just going to be two points lower than you at an 80.

1090
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:28,600
It's the story still definitely deserves to be in the 80 range, but like it's like right

1091
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:34,200
there on the tail end of why are you being stupid?

1092
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,600
What the fuck?

1093
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:43,680
On the tail end of almost hitting the 70s for me.

1094
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,720
And for some reason, my numbers don't want to work.

1095
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:48,720
Refresh the page.

1096
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,480
He was doing that to me earlier too.

1097
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,480
Okay.

1098
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,480
Thank you.

1099
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,480
There we go.

1100
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:54,480
Thank you.

1101
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:55,480
All right.

1102
01:10:55,480 --> 01:11:03,160
So yeah, it gets an 80 for me.

1103
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,160
Fair enough.

1104
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,160
All right.

1105
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,200
Moving on over to writing.

1106
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:14,040
I'd say this is pretty, I would, I would put this on the higher end.

1107
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:22,520
I felt like even though, even though like this is before I, I thought of that plot hole

1108
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:28,400
with the story, I was sitting, I was thinking I was going to give the story and writing

1109
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,080
about the same.

1110
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:36,160
So I was, I'm given the writing at 87 spoiler alert, not really spoiler.

1111
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:39,360
I mean, we're on writing, whatever.

1112
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:44,440
Anyway, I felt like all of the dialogue was really well used.

1113
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:48,020
It was kind of like fast and quick witted.

1114
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:52,400
And I think it needed to be a spread, like what's the type of character that, that they

1115
01:11:52,400 --> 01:12:00,360
had with, with Sam Rockwell's character kind of being like that fast talking guy.

1116
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,320
Yeah, that's true.

1117
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,040
But yeah, other than that, I can't think of any other dialogue.

1118
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:11,040
Like everyone, there was no wasted dialogue.

1119
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,240
I'll say.

1120
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:17,200
And I feel that Matthew or Matt Vaughn, whatever.

1121
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:21,720
I feel that even though I haven't seen, you know, the other two Kingsman movies, just

1122
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:26,200
remembering how good the writing was in the first one.

1123
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:30,200
I'm so ready to be the biggest hater of what you guys give this.

1124
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,160
Damn Riley.

1125
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,160
Okay.

1126
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,160
Yeah.

1127
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:35,160
I'm sorry.

1128
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,360
We actually, yeah.

1129
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,480
First off, put some respect on his name.

1130
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:40,880
I'm sorry.

1131
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,880
Okay.

1132
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:42,880
Yeah.

1133
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,640
Second, this movie wasn't as bad as I was led to believe.

1134
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,680
Oh, shit.

1135
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,880
Yeah.

1136
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:58,120
But yeah, just remembering how good the writing was in that first Kingsman movie.

1137
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:01,160
It definitely transitioned into this one.

1138
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:06,040
Matthew Vaughn is really, really, I mean, I don't know if he wrote it, but if I'm sure

1139
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:11,640
he had to say, and I feel the, yeah, the, the writing definitely showed because he,

1140
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:16,800
he not only knows how to write good characters, but he also knows how to write very good conversations

1141
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,800
between said characters.

1142
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:19,960
Yeah.

1143
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,760
So what are you giving writing?

1144
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,920
I am not as high as you.

1145
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:24,920
I am sorry.

1146
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:25,920
I'm writing.

1147
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:32,000
I'm just going to go a couple above my story in 84.

1148
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,720
Submitting my application to be on the episode for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.

1149
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,720
Dude, hell yes.

1150
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,200
Yes.

1151
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,400
Absolutely.

1152
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:46,880
So I know this is details that we could iron out later.

1153
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:52,760
We're doing that in a couple weeks because I want to go through and rewatch the first

1154
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:57,000
three.

1155
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:02,560
So once we do that, then I'm going to go watch Kingdom and then we'll be good to go.

1156
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:07,920
So a couple more weeks, a couple more weeks, and then we'll, we'll do that.

1157
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,520
And he said, yeah, that's right.

1158
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:10,520
It's Mr. Plunge.

1159
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,520
I'm sorry.

1160
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,520
Okay.

1161
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:13,520
Well, you know what?

1162
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:18,160
I'm stingy and anytime someone calls me anything other than Rose, I'm going to correct them

1163
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,320
B or if they say Jonathan, like it's Rose.

1164
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:25,240
So it's not John, it's Jonathan.

1165
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,800
I don't know if anyone does call you Jonathan.

1166
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:28,800
That's true.

1167
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:29,800
That's true.

1168
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:33,400
See, even though like he wanted to point something out when Caleb says it's fricking weird.

1169
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,720
Yeah, it feels icky when he says Jonathan.

1170
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:37,720
Yeah.

1171
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:38,720
It feels gross on my tongue.

1172
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,720
Yeah.

1173
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,720
Okay.

1174
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,720
Damn dude.

1175
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,720
You don't go that far.

1176
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,720
Shit.

1177
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:46,720
Okay.

1178
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:49,720
Um, oh shit.

1179
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:52,720
All right.

1180
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,360
All right.

1181
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:59,320
Moving on over to acting.

1182
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,560
I just watched all them all this weekend for the first time ever.

1183
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,560
They're the best.

1184
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,560
Damn right.

1185
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,560
They are.

1186
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:08,760
It's one of the greatest trilogies ever made.

1187
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,160
Watching the ones from the sixties now.

1188
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,760
I did, I want to do that too.

1189
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,760
I can't.

1190
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:17,760
I've been spoiled from the mocap, the mocap apes.

1191
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,200
I just can't bring myself to do it.

1192
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:24,160
It's a it's Rose.

1193
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,160
It damn right it is.

1194
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,800
Oh shit.

1195
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,080
All right.

1196
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:34,560
Going through this cast, we got Bryce Dallas Howard who plays Ellie Conway.

1197
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:39,200
We got Sam Rockwell who plays Aiden Wilde.

1198
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:43,160
Brian Cranston who plays director Ritter.

1199
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:47,200
Catherine O'Hara who plays Ruth.

1200
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:51,560
Samuel L Jackson who plays Alfie.

1201
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,640
Henry Cavill who plays Argyle.

1202
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,960
John Cena who plays Wyatt.

1203
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:01,520
And then Ariana DeBose who played Kiara.

1204
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,080
All right.

1205
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:07,000
So what's your top three looking like?

1206
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:11,720
Um, number one, I definitely got to go to Sam Rockwell.

1207
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,880
Like freaking he was phenomenal in this movie.

1208
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,760
He was so much fun to watch.

1209
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,040
Shit dude.

1210
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,040
Same here.

1211
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:23,440
Uh, number two, I'd probably give number two to Bryce Dallas Howard.

1212
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,120
She was great in this movie.

1213
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:29,560
Um, I thought that she hit all of her comedic bits.

1214
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:32,320
She was, uh, you know, serious when she needed to be serious.

1215
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,720
I thought, I thought she did a really good job.

1216
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,720
Um, numbers.

1217
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,120
She's a great comedic actress.

1218
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,280
She is and she doesn't get enough love for that.

1219
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,800
Um, I feel she doesn't get enough love in general.

1220
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,800
She's a really good actress.

1221
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,800
Yeah.

1222
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:52,080
Um, number three, I don't know, just because I loved watching her performance.

1223
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,160
I'd probably give it to Catherine O'Hara.

1224
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,160
Damn it, dude.

1225
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,160
Same top three.

1226
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,160
Really?

1227
01:16:58,160 --> 01:16:59,160
Yeah.

1228
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,160
Top three.

1229
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,160
I love it.

1230
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:02,160
Uh, yeah.

1231
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:07,520
It was so much fun to watch like freaking like going, watching her from, uh, going from

1232
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:12,600
like a, like, you know, like a worried mother that, you know, wanted that cared about her

1233
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:13,960
daughter so much.

1234
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:18,440
And then like finding out it was all fake and you know, yeah, she's actually freaking

1235
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:22,320
working with Bryan Cranston and just, yeah, it was freaking great throughout.

1236
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,320
I loved it.

1237
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,880
Shit dude.

1238
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,880
That is hilarious.

1239
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:36,160
Yeah, I, it was a really close call between her and Bryan Cranston.

1240
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,160
Oh yeah.

1241
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:46,920
I think her, her character shift, um, I think it was so, I think it was just the fact that

1242
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:53,280
she was able to sell it so well that it tricked me into thinking that she wasn't involved.

1243
01:17:53,280 --> 01:18:01,320
That like, I, yeah, I tripped me up and I freaking loved her for it.

1244
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:08,400
So yeah, I totally agree in agreeance with you on that one, but yeah, some were Sam Rockwell

1245
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:17,880
knocked out of the park and Bryce Dallas Howard, unfortunately was just a tad bit outshined,

1246
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:22,200
but I still think that she pulled off her character very well.

1247
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:27,720
I feel, um, two that were definitely a lot of fun to watch, even though they're in very

1248
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:33,000
few scenes, um, especially when they were together, uh, Henry Cavill and John Cena really

1249
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,800
enjoyed all the scenes that they were together in.

1250
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:35,800
Yeah.

1251
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,600
I'll get, I'll give you that for sure.

1252
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,400
Um, all right.

1253
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,160
Where are you sitting with your acting grade?

1254
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:51,360
I think for acting, just cause I, I enjoyed everybody.

1255
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,080
I think everybody did a really good job.

1256
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:59,480
Um, so I think I'll be just like a little, I'll be a couple notches ahead of my writing.

1257
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:02,480
So I'll be at an 86.

1258
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:10,240
Damn, I'm actually just a slightly below you sitting at an 85.

1259
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,240
I thought you'd be higher.

1260
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,240
I thought I would too.

1261
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:20,640
Listen, I, I going into this and honestly, I might dock it a little bit because 85 is

1262
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:27,240
just does like, I might go down to 84 and this has nothing to do with like me not enjoying

1263
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:28,720
everyone's performances.

1264
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,320
It's just, I know what these people are capable of.

1265
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:35,440
I know that they're capable of better.

1266
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:37,480
That's fair.

1267
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:43,240
I know that they kind of played this for the cheese.

1268
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:44,240
Yeah.

1269
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:52,520
Like they, they leaned into it and it worked, but it also like slightly affects what I feel

1270
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:56,120
their acting capability is.

1271
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:59,840
So that's why I'm, I'm on the lower end.

1272
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,840
Fair enough.

1273
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,660
All right.

1274
01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:11,280
Next up we got character development, which there was a significant amount of development

1275
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:16,840
with with Ellie's character.

1276
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,460
Yes.

1277
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:23,620
So I fortunately did not have any of this movie spoiled for me.

1278
01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:29,520
So I had no idea that it turns out that Ellie is a, is a secret agent.

1279
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:30,520
She's a double agent.

1280
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:35,560
It turns out, you know, she had her mind wiped, you know, all that fun stuff.

1281
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,460
And so watching that play out was actually really, really cool.

1282
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:44,840
And seeing her, you know, start out as a book writer that, that doesn't know exactly how

1283
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:51,600
to finish the book that she's been working on to literally going on this wild adventure

1284
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:56,800
and finding out that she was a, that she was a spy on her previous life.

1285
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:00,800
Basically it was honestly really cool watching.

1286
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,880
And I had a really good, really good time watching.

1287
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:09,440
And I also really liked throughout, even like after she finds out who she really was, she

1288
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:13,760
she's still like, Hey, you know, like you say that I'm this person and, you know, I'm

1289
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:14,760
able to do this.

1290
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:19,480
I'm able to do this, but I'm still in the mindset of, of Ellie Conway.

1291
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:24,480
And so I'm still, you know, scared to death about this shit.

1292
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:28,440
I'm not good, you know, talking with people.

1293
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:30,720
I can't fake someone out.

1294
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:35,720
Just, you know, watching her throughout, you know, still deal with that.

1295
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:43,040
And then as, as the rest of the movie went on her getting better about coming to truly

1296
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,080
realizing who, how good she was as Rachel.

1297
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:49,360
I thought it was actually, I thought it was really cool.

1298
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:50,360
Yeah.

1299
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:57,640
And it was like seeing her combine those personalities and taking the parts from Ellie that were

1300
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,640
good.

1301
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:03,520
And then the parts of Rachel that were good, like she, she almost like eliminated the flaws

1302
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:11,480
that Rachel might've had and just turn them into like, she like picking shows more or

1303
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:17,080
less, which I thought was really good in terms of like a character arc.

1304
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,040
Yeah.

1305
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:24,100
There wasn't a whole lot of growth with this because obviously it's an action spy movie,

1306
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:31,040
but I feel like the, the growth that there was, was really well done.

1307
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:34,920
Like this is one I think I'd be sitting at like an 85 with.

1308
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:38,640
Dude, I was thinking the same thing.

1309
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:39,640
Yeah.

1310
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:43,280
Like I loved what they, what they did with her character.

1311
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:57,000
Like Ellie was just so charming and same thing with like her relationship with, with Aiden

1312
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,000
and all that.

1313
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,440
And I thought they pulled all of that off really well.

1314
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,440
Yeah.

1315
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:03,440
100%.

1316
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:04,440
Yeah.

1317
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,440
All right.

1318
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,440
Next up.

1319
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:10,360
And this is where the movie is going to catch a little bit of shit.

1320
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,360
Yeah.

1321
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,520
The effects.

1322
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:18,960
Now I got to give this movie credit because some of the shit that they do was fricking

1323
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:21,480
bonkers and I loved every minute of it.

1324
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:25,280
It was cool as hell.

1325
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:31,080
And because of that, there are some instances that as characters are moving, they definitely

1326
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:34,000
do look plastic.

1327
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,560
Yes.

1328
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:40,920
And there, there are many that we can point out.

1329
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:44,640
Like, you know, I'm, you know, really quickly, I'm just going to start from the beginning.

1330
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:49,520
When we're first introduced to the character of Henry Cavill's Argyle, when he's chasing

1331
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,240
that one spy through the street and he, you know, he's like fricking like doing literally

1332
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:59,520
doing skateboard moves on with a fricking dune bug or whatever the hell it is.

1333
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:00,520
Yeah.

1334
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:01,520
With a Jeep.

1335
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:02,520
Thank you.

1336
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:06,000
Just literally he's grinding down a rail with a Jeep.

1337
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,600
There are, there are many instances that like the way that it's jerking around and the way

1338
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:16,040
that like Henry Cavill looks, I'm like, yeah, that it looks plastic.

1339
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:18,160
Like, and, and it sucks.

1340
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,060
Like, you know, this movie had like, I think like a $200 million budget.

1341
01:24:21,060 --> 01:24:24,600
So I wish I could say like, oh, you know, that should have been, yeah, it was $200 million

1342
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:25,600
budget.

1343
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,520
And I wish I could say what that should have been fixed.

1344
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:32,440
But I'm sure when for how fast these scenes are moving, I'm sure it's really hard to sometimes

1345
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:34,880
catch that shit.

1346
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:40,920
And so I'm going to be, I'll be a little lenient, but not that much because like the, not only

1347
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:47,120
that there's like a scene towards the end with Bryce Dallas Howard's character, where

1348
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:54,840
she is literally skating through a fricking just a pool of oil.

1349
01:24:54,840 --> 01:25:00,200
And there are instances when she's fricking like kicking off of these soldiers that, yeah,

1350
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,000
she's looking pretty plastic.

1351
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:06,840
And even there, even parts of the frig, I don't, I don't know if you've felt this way,

1352
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:13,960
but there are instances where we have her cat that I could tell the cat was not there,

1353
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:17,360
that was a CGI cat 100%.

1354
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:23,480
Dude, they had so many scenes where they put in a CGI cat.

1355
01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:30,960
Like is it, I don't know, like what about the scene where it was the fricking, it was

1356
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:35,800
like a picture or like it looked like flat, like, but they were like panning out and it

1357
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:41,520
was like zooming in on the cat in the backpack, but it looked flat.

1358
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:43,520
Oh yeah.

1359
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:45,520
That looks so bad.

1360
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:47,520
Oh God.

1361
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,400
Oh man.

1362
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:58,120
I laughed for a really good while with that one.

1363
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:00,880
I mean, there were some scenes that looked okay.

1364
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:07,360
Like when the scene, like when they're basically the hallway fight, when they're throwing the

1365
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:12,200
color, like the multicolored grenades and everything and, and all that good stuff.

1366
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,920
Like I thought that looked fantastic.

1367
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:18,080
It was so absurd, but it was fun.

1368
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:24,680
Like I didn't see any, if at all, I'm sure there might've been a couple of effects that

1369
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:28,200
might've missed the mark, but I didn't notice them.

1370
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:29,200
Yeah.

1371
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,360
They hit them very well.

1372
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:31,360
Yeah.

1373
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:36,920
With that scene in particular, like, yeah, didn't notice any, the stunt work was great

1374
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:41,800
in this, like felt very,

1375
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:43,440
it was over the top for sure.

1376
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:50,360
Like definitely like superhuman, but I felt it worked for the movie.

1377
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:57,400
And I it's Matthew Vaughn knows how to do action is what it comes down to.

1378
01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,200
So he pulled, like he played those scenes off so well.

1379
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:04,480
Like I had close to no issues with the stunt work.

1380
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:11,520
My only issue, which is surprising for someone that can do action that well in terms of stunt

1381
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,320
work.

1382
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:20,600
Why was his dance scene, at least the one with Henry Cavill and Dua Lipa, why was that

1383
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,040
so lackluster?

1384
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,760
Yeah, seriously.

1385
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:26,880
Yeah, that was, that was bullshit.

1386
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:27,880
Yeah.

1387
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,640
It kind of sucked.

1388
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:38,480
I was like, dude, like, and they like, unfortunately Dua Lipa couldn't fricking save that scene

1389
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:40,480
for, for anything.

1390
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:44,120
And I'm like, he gave it an honest effort.

1391
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:45,120
I'll give you that.

1392
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:48,120
Yeah, true that.

1393
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:56,840
But like this, I mean, they kind of did a similar dance scene with Sam Rockwell and

1394
01:27:56,840 --> 01:28:00,360
Bryce Dallas Howard, like during that hallway fight.

1395
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:01,360
That looked awesome.

1396
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:05,880
Like, why did the fight reflect that or the dance and the beginning of the movie reflect

1397
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,640
this?

1398
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:08,640
That was great.

1399
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:12,760
Like it sucks, like I've, we know Henry Cavill can do action.

1400
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:15,480
He does basically nothing but action.

1401
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:16,480
Yeah.

1402
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:23,240
I can't, I refuse to believe that it's hard for this man to pick up dance.

1403
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:26,040
Oh yeah, definitely.

1404
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,440
Like that's like, that's something I remember Chris Evans stating.

1405
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:38,200
He's like, fight scenes are basically just a little bit more complicated dance scenes.

1406
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,300
And I'm like, all right, cool.

1407
01:28:40,300 --> 01:28:43,240
So if you can fight, you can dance.

1408
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,520
That's what I'm hearing.

1409
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:45,800
Makes sense to me.

1410
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:46,800
Yeah.

1411
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:51,760
So I was a little bummed out by that, but luckily they picked it up with like the good

1412
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:54,480
action later on.

1413
01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:55,560
Yeah.

1414
01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:02,400
So very much appreciated that.

1415
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:10,560
So I got to say, I liked when they were on the train or when Ellie and Aiden were on

1416
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:16,800
the train and it was bouncing back and forth between what Aiden was doing and what agent

1417
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,520
Argyle was doing.

1418
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,840
That was awesome.

1419
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:23,920
That was sick.

1420
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:25,200
Like that looks so good.

1421
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,760
And I loved how they were handling it different.

1422
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:34,640
Like anytime he was being a badass, it was freaking agent Argyle.

1423
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:39,480
And then anytime he was getting his ass handed to him, it was Aiden.

1424
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:43,040
That was freaking hilarious.

1425
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:52,680
I thought those transitions were so funny, but the effects were hard for me to like to

1426
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,120
score.

1427
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,120
This is one.

1428
01:29:55,120 --> 01:30:15,120
It's like when Like when the genres are reorganized or like whenimas are formed, sometimes fourth

1429
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:20,900
Nothing is messed up.

1430
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,960
you

1431
01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:53,960
you

1432
01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:23,960
you

1433
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:53,960
you

1434
01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:23,960
you

1435
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,960
you

1436
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:23,960
you

1437
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:52,900
you

1438
01:34:09,900 --> 01:34:15,540
the art like the transition between what our guile was wearing and then what

1439
01:34:16,060 --> 01:34:18,580
Rachel was wearing like

1440
01:34:18,580 --> 01:34:20,580
was interesting

1441
01:34:20,580 --> 01:34:36,580
and then you get to see like that same deal with with Aiden and

1442
01:34:50,580 --> 01:34:53,640
you

1443
01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:22,640
you

1444
01:35:50,580 --> 01:35:52,640
you

1445
01:35:52,640 --> 01:36:07,700
you

1446
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:09,700
I don't want to sound like a gross

1447
01:36:09,700 --> 01:36:29,700
how low cut

1448
01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:43,760
you

1449
01:36:59,700 --> 01:37:01,760
you

1450
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:31,760
you

1451
01:37:59,700 --> 01:38:01,760
you

1452
01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:31,760
you

1453
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:01,760
you

1454
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:24,820
you

1455
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,820
you

1456
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:04,820
you

1457
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:33,820
you

1458
01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:04,160
you

1459
01:41:09,280 --> 01:41:12,280
shit

1460
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:24,320
funny enough I am actually lower than you dude what the fuck you're surprising

1461
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:32,080
me around every corner with this

1462
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:56,320
haha

1463
01:41:56,320 --> 01:42:05,120
the

1464
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:19,400
half

1465
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:21,460
you

1466
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,460
you

1467
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:10,880
but I also didn't I didn't know Matthew Vons I didn't know him by name so I

1468
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:23,680
didn't quite recognize is that he worked on Kingsman but I am glad that I did I

1469
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:31,240
I enjoyed the first Kingsman movie Golden Circle is alright and then the

1470
01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:39,480
Kingsman was awesome so I love that one so it's just

1471
01:43:39,480 --> 01:43:48,520
you

1472
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,580
you

1473
01:43:50,580 --> 01:43:52,640
you

1474
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,640
you

1475
01:43:54,640 --> 01:44:02,160
so that's why I'm giving it a 79 one point you mother I know it's one point

1476
01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:15,920
it is one freaking point

1477
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:17,980
you

1478
01:44:17,980 --> 01:44:21,020
you

1479
01:44:21,020 --> 01:44:40,060
you

1480
01:44:51,020 --> 01:44:53,280
you

1481
01:45:21,020 --> 01:45:23,080
you

1482
01:45:51,020 --> 01:45:54,080
you

1483
01:46:21,020 --> 01:46:24,080
you

1484
01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:54,080
you

1485
01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:24,080
you

1486
01:47:51,020 --> 01:47:54,080
you

1487
01:48:21,020 --> 01:48:24,080
you

1488
01:48:51,020 --> 01:48:54,080
you

1489
01:49:21,020 --> 01:49:24,080
you

1490
01:49:51,020 --> 01:49:54,080
you

1491
01:50:21,020 --> 01:50:24,080
you

1492
01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:54,080
you

1493
01:51:21,020 --> 01:51:23,080
you

1494
01:51:51,020 --> 01:51:54,080
you

1495
01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:23,080
you

1496
01:52:51,020 --> 01:52:53,080
you

1497
01:53:21,020 --> 01:53:23,080
you