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What is up bros? I'm Caleb and unfortunately Rose. I'm not Rose. You're not Rose.

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So we got the lesser, the worst co-host. I'm so sorry to be here instead of Rose, but it's me DJ. Hi, how's it going?

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Rose is out of commission this week and he will be out of commission next week as well.

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So we got some of our favorite guests coming to fill in some slots.

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But yeah, so yeah, we're joined by things was rough, man. I get it.

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Yeah. Yeah. Just taking some time to recover from that.

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But anyway, typically we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros this week on the podcast. I once again have not been watching movies.

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I've been watching shows and stuff and yeah.

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What you've been watching.

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Let's see. What did I just finish?

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I watched or I finally finished.

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Dang it. What's this? What did I just watch? I'm forgetting the show. Like I've been watching Bad Batch on the regular.

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Okay.

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I'm loving that. What else am I watching?

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I finished Twisted Metal. Gosh, that's gonna bug me. Hold on. There's a show I'm watching.

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And I forgot what it is.

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It's not fallout is it?

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Oh yes, I finished fallout.

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Love it. That's that's the show. That's what the one I was watching that that one is the one that I watched and finished and over the moon about it.

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Absolutely love what that show was.

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Did you did you play the game at all or do you just have the show?

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Just the show.

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Which is I could never get into fallout, but I was super I'm super big into Skyrim.

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So it's a weird like area to be in for me because it's like I know that they're both Ubisoft games and I mean they're both Bethesda or Bethesda not Ubisoft.

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How dare you they're both Bethesda. Don't you dare give Ubisoft any more credit.

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Hey listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to like break up the flow. Am I coming in like choppy or like super out of phase right now.

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A little bit. There's like a really big because I finished asking that question and like five seconds later. Yeah, big huge delay.

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So anyway, the fallout games. I think you should start out with is you have game pass, right?

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Yes, I just now I just started downloading fallout New Vegas and fallout 4 because those were like my main two that I played back in the day and those are both on gamepad.

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So I think I think fallout for fallout 76 of New Vegas and I think one other one are on game pass right now and but yeah, New Vegas is great fallout for is great.

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I would play either one of those and I think you'll be you'll be into it if you like Skyrim.

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It's just post apocalyptic Skyrim like it's great.

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Yeah, I've I've I gave fallout for a chance and maybe it was just because my brother was being a snob about it that turned me off to the game.

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Because I saw him playing it and then I attempted to like give it a go, but he was being a real freaking asshole about it.

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So maybe that's what turned me off to it because I was just like whatever forget this Skyrim is better. But yeah, I I need to give it another shot like I felt like this is what happened like when I've watched like when I watched twisted metal.

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I was just like oh shit like I want to play twisted metal.

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By the way, twisted metal. I when you guys were talking about that it reminded me how dare you disrespect sweet tooth name he is the man. Okay, he is the you're like who's the sweet tooth guy and what is he the he is the guy like he, I think in twisted metal one.

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I think specter was supposed to be kind of like the the main protagonist or whatever a which I think is who Anthony Mackie is kind of supposed to be. I haven't seen the show but that's kind of seems like who he's supposed to be in that but sweet tooth eventually becomes the main attraction.

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Like you you you go for twisted metal you stay for sweet tooth like that he is the man. Okay, I didn't really like I didn't realize there was a story behind all that it's it's there is a story.

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There is a story. You can say it in air quotes, but it's like I didn't follow it much past like two and three but it was basically all like monkeys paw stuff because you would get into like the twisted metal arena, because you wanted to you know you're basically

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you're wish to come true, and then it would be fulfilled but like you know it was like, I think one guy literally wanted to be able to fly, and he like jumps off a cliff and he falls and dies and they're like here's your two tickets, your two first class tickets to Hawaii.

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You said you wanted to fly you didn't say how, like it's literally that.

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That's pretty good.

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Like, I watched some gameplay just to like, see what the game was about. And so I just kind of assumed it was like a need for speed or something like that where it wasn't like a, like I figured that there was like maybe a campaign but I didn't realize there was

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like a story behind it. It's like a straight up, it's a demolition Derby of just nonsense vehicles.

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Like one of them. I don't know if Axel is in the show but like Axel is literally just a guy that's just holding on to two giant tires and he just goes around and like, he's the body of the car but it's just two giant tires.

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Axel was great I love to Axel specter was a good one. Who else was there. I don't know it was it was a great game but I imagine it was a good show to like everyone seems to have a lot.

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It was a pretty solid show like I enjoyed it a lot.

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Like, more than I thought I was I thought it was going to be some cheesy like whatever but it was, it was rock solid.

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Dude, it frickin will our nets voice as sweet tooth is just chef's kiss. He could have easily played both Batman and Joker.

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It was like an evil maniacal laugh, and it's frickin haunting. I want to get Paramount Plus so bad but like, if you stop having Amazon video, like, does that actually take your bill down, or do you just like, that's included.

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So, so that's.

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Yeah, prime videos just included in your prime membership.

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No, to some medals on, I wish there was a way to take that away. I hate Paramount Plus peacock, like they're all ones that I want to get, but like, we've got so much now frickin between what do we have we've got Hulu we have Disney plus we have

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Max we have Netflix we have probably another one I'm not thinking of. And I just, it's. I'm, I'm at my wit's end with streaming because it has happened. We have done the thing where we have just made new cable to the point to where I don't know if you heard this,

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I don't even know if it was true or not. I have to believe it was an April Fool's that Disney is coming out with channels. They're like if you just want to go to a channel where there's something constantly playing, like you don't get to choose, it's just playing.

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They're like, turn on a channel, and they're like, I just so many people on tick tock roasting like bitch you invented regular ass television. Is that what you're trying to tell us right now.

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It's just, it's. We've come full circle, it's it's all it's all eating itself now we're watching it happen, which is crazy.

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Dude, it is so funny to see where, like, TV, television or televised content is is going. And what I appreciate like so Netflix we just started paying for our own Netflix.

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We, I appreciate that they like because we got the one with with ads, and the ads aren't too bad. Like it's there only like 30 seconds and like you hardly notice them.

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But what I appreciate is that they won't throw ads on kids shows.

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Oh, that's good.

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Yeah. Well, that's by the way, don't don't don't don't be too happy about that for too long because that's not far away.

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Netflix needs to talk to Amazon because now the Amazon has commercials, like it actually makes watching invincible a frickin chore, because I'm like, Jesus Christ, like a minute and a half of commercials. Why just give me the Omni man I want let me seem crush somebody's face or something like stop, stop it.

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I hate it so much.

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Yeah, I know. Yeah, and, oh man this this last season was awesome. I can't wait for season three. I haven't hopefully yet.

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So don't spoil this.

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Good shit, some real good shit.

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We, yeah, we'll talk later because I don't want to I don't want to spoil anything for anyone who might not have seen it, but I want to talk about what I've seen so far.

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Let's see. Oh, we have we gotten to what we want to what we. Oh yeah, we were talking about how you don't watch movies anymore. I can talk about how I don't watch movies either.

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And I see I see edits on Tick Tock of movies I want to see, which is the movie I want to see now, and I will watch by the next time I'm on the show again is the green book with Viggo Mortenson and blade, whatever his name is Mahershala Ali I think.

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Yeah, it's been on my watch list forever.

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Dude, on Tick Tock, there are edits of that movie that have I've saw three today that had like 2 million likes on them. Like what, how is this a thing.

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Like, how did the first of all we're in the wrong game, we need to be making ridiculous Tick Tock edits and getting paid off of that. But I'm like I've got to see this movie like I've been seeing clips of that movie on Tick Tock forever.

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I'm like this does look amazing like I need to see it.

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But yeah, the green book, I said I highly recommend it even though I never saw it.

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Those edits bother the hell out of me because it's like you have to scroll so far freaking down before you get a serious answer about what movie it actually is. I found one today that I respected the hell out of that because it was just like it was the white screen and they played a clip from the from this show.

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And like it was just kind of going on super interesting part of the show, like whatever. And then it had like it kind of cut like have one of those like, oh, check this like just had a little like something to kind of catch your attention.

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And then it like shifted inside. Watch this now on Amazon Prime and I'm like freaking a dude like yeah, it gave the title of the show. It gave where you could watch it. I'm like that is what me and Rose have been attempting to do where it's like showing.

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I mean, obviously we've been stealing it from like the trailer, but just showing the trailer given a quick synopsis of the movie and then telling you in the description where you can find it.

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In fairness, I am part of the problem because like I remember when I think it was something came out. It wasn't Super Mario Brothers, but it was something that had Jack Black in it. And then they started there was a clip of him and Kyle gas on the pick of destiny and people were in the comments like who is this?

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This what is this movie? I'm like, oh wow, this is Jack Black and Super Mario Brothers 2023 or whatever. Like I was one of the guys that was just putting bullshit in there.

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Just to mess with people. Well, this is shallow hell via circa 1990 who cares.

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Yeah, that's oh my gosh, you have no idea how much that shit bothers me because I'm just like, gosh, can I get a serious answer?

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I'll tell you what though, it definitely if you are like you want to watch a movie, but you're not sure if you're going to like it or not.

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There are those accounts that you come across on TikTok that have entire movies on them, like three and a half minutes at a time.

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Just like all right, you'll say, here we go flip flip like I've spent lunch sitting there watching half a movie on three minutes.

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Yeah, I I so I used to hate having a bunch of tabs open on my my Chrome on my phone.

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Now I have like 20 of them open because anytime I see a clip, I'm like, all right, what movie is this?

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I'll find it in the comments and then I'll like I'll Google it and then it's like, all right, you can watch it on this.

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So I'll be like, all right, cool. And then I'll set it aside. But it's always like, OK, I don't have an hour and a half to sit and watch this movie.

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So it's like it sits in my my thing for so long before I like to do it.

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Yeah. But I have like so much shit. I have like different animes in there.

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I have a bunch of different movies, a random ass show like so much shit.

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No, it's just for shits and giggles. I'm going to what's your what's your last?

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I need to know your last five that you looked up.

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I have 22 tabs open right now. Some of these are not safe for work.

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Now, one of the I was I was OK. That one's a chess one.

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Oh, oh, doing a little chess cheating, are we?

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No, I was trying to know. I was trying to look up what the scholars mate, because I felt like there was a game I played.

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I felt like I could have done it perfect, but I goofed it up and I was like, shit, what I do wrong.

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Oh, OK. One of them's amazing stories, which is on Apple TV.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

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Uh. Gattaca. Gattaca. That's the one with Ethan Hawke.

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Yep. Yeah, that was a good movie, too. Wind River. Never heard of it. Palmer. Palmer like Arnold.

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No, Palmer is the Justin Timberlake. This one's also on Apple TV.

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A lot of these ended up being on Apple TV. And I'm like, well, shit.

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Just buy an Apple product and get a couple of minutes of Apple for free.

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Escape Room 2. Eight mile.

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Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Escape Room 2. Was Escape Room 1 the one with Jodie Foster or was it Jodie Foster? Who was in that movie?

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The first Escape Room?

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Oh, no, I'm thinking of Panic Room. What is Escape Room?

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So Escape Room.

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Like, is this like low budget horror or is this because there's no way that's not a horror movie?

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It was actually bigger budget. Or at least I felt like it was a bit bigger budget.

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Smaller. It's like not a super well known cast, but it was a movie that was released in theaters.

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Did you ever watch Daredevil?

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The television program or the movie?

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Television program.

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Yes, I did. With Charlie Cox or whatever.

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Yeah. Do you remember the chick who played Karen? The redhead?

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Yeah. Yes. She was. I know her exclusively from True Blood.

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OK. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She was in this movie and then a few other people were in this.

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But it's like these super good puzzle solvers. They go and do this Escape Room, but it's like a horror situation where it's like the Escape Rooms.

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If you're not quick enough, they'll kill you.

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So wait, is it the next one called Escape Room 2 or is it Escape Room Tournament of Champions?

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Tournament of Champions.

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Ooh, are there any returning champions or did they all die in the first one?

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Oh, she's back. They're all back. They made it. Spoiler alert for Escape Room.

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They all made it. Everybody escaped.

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But yeah, so that one's been on my list.

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That's hilarious.

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Eight Mile.

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Eight Mile is a good one. I would like to revisit that one. Like that one, I remember when that came out and people were like, hold on.

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He asked, too. What is going on here?

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Because that wasn't that Brittany Murphy's last movie, I think, maybe.

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It's very possible. I think that was her last movie that she was in.

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Yeah. And then I have this. Yeah.

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Then I have this anime that a coworker told me was really good called Shimonetta. Shimonetta.

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Yeah, I've never heard of it. My nephew just started watching Samurai Champloo.

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If you want another one.

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And then the last or the other one I have is called Dummy.

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Is that the ventriloquist Dummy?

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No, this one is Anna Kendrick.

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And I guess she like steals a one night stand sex doll.

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Go on.

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And then I don't know. Like, that's all I have.

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Oh, and it's like, I think I've heard of this.

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And is there some kind of like, either she's crazy or it's magical or something and they think it's like

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coming to life or something like that or they can talk to it or something?

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Yeah, something like that.

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But it yeah, the clips that people were showing were looked it looked hilarious.

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So that's been on my my list to hilarious.

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But yeah, so I have a bunch of shit like that on here.

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Everything else is like, can I transmit my HDMI wirelessly?

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Or this my Sea of Thieves account is logged in and all this other shit.

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I tried so hard with Sea of Thieves, like it went to game pass and I was like, all right, people love this game.

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And I got through the.

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Like tutorial area and I immediately uninstalled the whole game.

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It's like, this is not for me.

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It's fun if you have like a good team.

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Like, that's the other thing that people say, too, is like you can't you basically can't really do it alone.

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You can, but it's not really the thing.

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And if you're not doing it with people, you know, you might as well just be doing it alone.

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Exactly. Yeah. My brothers and I used to play a lot.

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And then one of my brothers decided that he was too cool to play that game.

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And which sucks because I really enjoy that.

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I'm like, gosh, I just need to get like a different crew behind me.

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But it's hard to find people that like want to do the same shit that I do.

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What do you like to do, Caleb?

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No, like I like my my brothers, they like the combat, so they wanted to like hunt people down and like try it.

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But we what's what was dumb is we weren't very good at combat.

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And so we get our frickin ass handed to us and then they wanted to go like basically get revenge on these people.

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And then they'd frickin sink us with no problem.

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And I'm like, like, dude, why?

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And then so me, I like the treasure hunting aspect, like I like doing the puzzles and stuff.

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So that's the aspect of it that I like to do. Yeah. But they didn't like it.

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He's like, it's frickin boring. And I'm like, yeah, but like we only played like once a week.

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And I'm like, you can't really sit there and talk when we're playing like other games because we're trying to like shoot each other down.

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But we just started playing Halo three together.

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Really? Yeah. So if you yeah, if it's on Game Pass, if you get the the Halo cheat or Halo Master Chief Edition.

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I'm trying to get my nephew to play the original Halo and I can't find my copy of it anywhere.

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They have the OG. Well, that's it. Here's the thing.

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Sorry. Sorry, nephews. If you ever hear this, I have a secret Xbox in here and that's the one that has Game Pass on it.

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Or completely other Xbox. It's not.

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Yeah, I have the Series X in here and they have the Xbox one out there.

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And by the way, I don't feel bad about it because they have the option of a PlayStation four or an Xbox one and they pick the PlayStation every time.

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So yeah, by the way, I wouldn't mind buying that game again, like the the 10 year anniversary edition, because that was the first version of it that I ever played.

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And actually, you know what's crazy? Sorry. I know this is movie time. We'll talk about Deadpool and Wolverine in just a minute.

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The what was it? The first Halo game I ever played was what the hell was the prequel called?

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Halo Reach. The first one I ever played was Halo Reach.

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And that was crazy to play that game first, because I was like, I was like, first of all, where is Master Chief and all of this?

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And then, you know, spoiler alert for a freaking 10 plus year old game.

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But like the end when you're like, you get all like hooked in with this dude and you're like, all right, this is my boy blue.

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I'm like, why are you making me sad? Halo game.

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Don't do this. And then the actual ending is literally like the moments of the first the first game, whatever, starting.

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And it's like it was I don't know if they've anyone's ever done a prequel better than Halo Reach into Halo.

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Like that was so good. Oh, man.

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I I've been debating going through the campaign of Halo and I kind of want to do a chronological play through.

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Dude, Reach Reach is a great game.

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All the game all of them are good. Well, I mean, I tapped out at four.

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I started to play four and was like, yeah, that's enough.

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That's still enough. And then this new one, Infinite or whatever came out.

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And apparently it's returned to form. But I just I can't I downloaded it and I started to like boot it up.

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I think I'm done with Halo and that's good. That's fine.

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I still love Halo, though.

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And I didn't get the I didn't get anything ruined for me by watching the show.

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So that's good. Yeah, I've loved going back to it because it just fills me with so much nostalgia.

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And now I don't have the issue of my brother's frickin screen looking.

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I had one of my brothers that was just completely wasting me like over and over and over again.

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And I just I yelled at him over the chat and I was like, hey, quit screen looking, you asshole.

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And he's like, like, I'm not. And then he stopped and he's like, what?

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Yeah, you're a cheater. You're a screen. You're a screen sneak. I know it.

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It's so funny to catch him off guard like that because he's like, I'm not screen.

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Wait a minute. I feel like we're like trying to do anything but talk about this movie that we're supposed to.

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It does kind of feel like that, huh?

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If you don't mind, I would like to just at least say Deadpool and Wolverine.

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I have never been so excited for a Marvel movie in the past two years.

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So that I mean, it's this movie.

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It almost can't lose. Like the last time I was on here, I had some disparaging words for Mr.

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Kevin Feige. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for doubting you, sir.

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I shouldn't have said the things I said. I apologize. I take them all back.

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But I think you clearly know what you're doing. And you have aligned yourself with Ryan Reynolds.

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And I think that's a good decision. I actually might rewatch Loki season one and two just to prime myself for watching this movie.

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And that is what I suggest everyone does. You have not watched Loki season one and two.

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Like you definitely watch Deadpool one and two.

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Watch that movie or watch that show, because I feel like that's going to not just be like something happening in the background.

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Like I feel like the TVA is going to play heavy in this movie.

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Yeah, definitely. And season one and two, they need to be watched back to back.

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Yeah. Like that is the prime viewing experience for those.

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Like that show was meant to be a movie, like a six hour long movie.

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Yeah. Like really, like it's so funny because the first and second season, they're like they're weirdly.

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I don't know. I don't know if different tones is the right way to describe it.

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But like they are, I feel like two separate movies, but like two movies that are in the same trilogy.

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There are, I guess, the duology. I don't know what would you call it, too?

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But yeah, it's good. I don't think there's any filler in those shows for the most part.

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A little bit, but not so much that you're like, all right, get to the story already.

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Like there's always something happening. Am I selling people on Loki right now?

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If you haven't watched it, you probably never will.

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which you could get rid of if you were just to clump it all together.

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Like there were not like even in those establishing shots, like there wasn't it wasn't just like you need to see this tree anyway.

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Now, you know, he's outside like the shots were all beautiful.

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Like there was a it was a very good looking show.

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Like there was no nothing was wasted on it. I don't think. Yeah.

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Why can't we be talking about Loki? Let's talk about Loki season one and two instead.

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Rebel Moon 2 go directly to hell. We're talking about Loki now.

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Yeah. Well, unfortunately, that's not what the people came to listen to.

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They came to listen to us suffer through this breakdown.

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So without further ado, let's say we get on into it. Fine.

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Ben is so great. By the way, before anything else happens, my everywhere you can find me.

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I'm mainly on Instagram at untrained iPod. OK, listen to me before we get into this movie, please, please.

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I'm begging you. Just send me all your recommendations for good sci fi movies.

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Like, even if you think I've seen them before, like I need something to cleanse the palette of the thing that I just saw because it was so good or so bad.

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Who knows? Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

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Yeah, I'll be I'll be sure to post all of those in the description for any of you have suggestions, but I wouldn't mind receiving those as well.

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Please. I mean, off the wall, it can be an indie thing.

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It can be like a YouTube like 10 minute movie that you're like, this is a great short film.

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Anything, anything, anything. Dude, I've had a bit like watching Bad Batch.

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I've kind of had a Star Wars gap in my life and I cannot wait for the acolyte.

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Yeah, I'm like, I feel like they like Disney is like, I don't know how we feel about the acolyte.

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Like we talked about it for a second and now we're like, never mind.

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So I don't know. Like it seemed like they were making a big deal.

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And then I dig it. And Trinity is a Jedi. So that's canon now.

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I mean, to be honest with you, since we're doing Loki rewatches, I wouldn't mind doing some Nando rewatches as well.

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I'd be down for that.

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we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained I letter grade.

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The eight categories that we are going to be scoring our story, writing, acting, character development, effects, music, costumes.

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we are going to be spoiling the entire frickin movie for you.

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So you can see it. He's putting up air quotes. He said spoiling, but there's no such a thing.

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Yeah. Unfortunately, I did not have the wherewithal to create a reading with Caleb thing.

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Cora and the surviving warriors returned to Velt, believing that Cora had successfully killed Admiral Noble and prevented the forthcoming assault on the planet to claim its food supplies.

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But Eris, a mother world soldier working as a double agent for the village people, informs them that Noble is alive and the Dreadnought ship will arrive in five days.

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Titus commits to training the entire village to fight, harvesting the entire grain supply in three days.

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Cora and Gunnar become lovers and she admits that Regent Balisarius compelled her involvement in the assassination of the mother world's king, queen and young princess Issa or Issa with Cora herself shooting the princess.

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Balisarius had then attempted to frame her for the coup, but she had instead fled to Velt in a mother world shuttle to hide from the law.

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Titus, Nemesis, Tarek, Milius and Cora train the villagers in combat, preparing a plan involving digging trenches and tunnels in the fields, laying explosives and preparing Cora's shuttle.

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The group also reveal their pasts to each other, but Cora declines to share her involvement in Issa's death.

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When Noble arrives with the Dreadnought, his forces scan the village, identifying where the women and children are hiding, protected by Nemesis and Eris, and send forces to capture them to force Cora out.

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Cora attempts to surrender to him once Noble promises to spare the village, but Gunnar triggers the ambush anyway and Titus and Tarek lead the villages in successfully repelling the first wave, though Nemesis is killed in defending the women and children.

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The heavily armored and mechanized second wave of mother world troops pushes the defenders back, destroying much of the village, but Cora and Gunnar use the shuttle and stolen uniforms to infiltrate the Dreadnought, laying explosives on the engine.

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Jiminy...Jiminy? Jimmy arrives to help the village defenders push back the assault and the explosives spring down the Dreadnought. In the process, Gunnar kills Noble, but later dies from his injuries.

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Devra Bloodaxe and her rebel forces arrive in ships to destroy the remaining mother world troops, leading to victory. In the aftermath, the village mourns the dead and Cora admits her past, which Titus reveals he already knew.

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Is it over yet?

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Did you just describe the first hour of this in slow motion like the entire movie was? I can I just I don't know where this would fit in, but I have to get this off of me right now.

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The fact that this movie spent the first 53 minutes doing slow motion made me want to die. Like I thought by the time that they were like when Jiminy showed up and I finally thought this movie was going to start getting cool.

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It didn't, by the way. I was I swear to God, Caleb. I was like, wow, we are almost at the end. We are clearly about to be at like the end of this movie right now because it is all not even close legitimately halfway through like a little less than halfway through.

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Get out of here. I did the exact same thing. I was like, wow, this one's pretty quick paced for all the slow mo that they're throwing. And then I shook my mouse and I was like, God damn it.

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Just such a such a like how about this? How about the people who farm for a living are like, I don't know what they were doing in the weeks that dumb dumb was out gathering the idiot brigade to come and fight for them.

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But apparently they were all just chilling waiting to have a feast by the way that no one would eat because I just for everyone who hasn't seen this movie, they all all five of the bad batch return and they're like, we're going to we're coming here to fight for you, man.

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And they're like, thanks so much. We made this whole big spread for you. And it's all this food and it looks delicious. And all of the people that live here didn't want to come because they were too embarrassed that they had to ask for help.

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So they they start to say like, no, no, it's cool. Blah, blah, blah. The end result is nobody eats the food. Like they just all go off into their own do their own thing. And there's just an empty long house with food in it that they all prepared for no one.

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They all wait. They all wake up the next day. And sorry, I have so much to say. Caleb, what did you think? Who ate that food?

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Yeah, I agree with you. No one ate that food. And dude, the after our last discussion, and I came to the realization that this was just a live action Bugs Life.

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Like that's how I was viewing this movie. I was like, OK, this is the second half of Bugs Life after they done all the preparation to fight the grasshoppers like but in this sense, the grasshoppers are this frickin dreadnought ship that could just blow them to smithereens.

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And in a moment's notice, too, I love to like how flippant they all were when they were like, all right, we need to do the all everything we need to get the grain pulled and turned into flour and we need to get everything set up in five days.

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And everyone there was like, ha, ha, like, really? Like, dude, OK, sorry that the five of us couldn't do all the work for you idiots. But yeah, you're gonna have to frickin pull your weight around here.

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And then you have the girl who's supposed to be like the, you know, de facto leader there or whatever she was that was like, while everyone was working, I made you these banners. Here's one for you.

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You're the mother of lightning. Here's another one for you. You're the lion of courage. Here's one for you. You're the scarecrow of knowledge.

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Like what? Like, why were what? Why weren't you helping, lady? Like, no one cares about your stupid flags. Like, what? Yeah, that it's like this kind of feels like an around the clock operation.

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And it seems like you're wasting time making cute banners because they're like five days won't be enough to do everything because I just thought they were harvesting wheat.

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By the way, you might think that we're talking too much about the farming aspect of this. This is a big portion of the movie. There is a huge portion of the movie.

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Like, I can't believe they're still doing it. A portion of the movie because they're like we get by the way, they made it seem like they're like this all took three days, but they showed the equivalent of like a six hour workday.

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And they're like, yep, we put the sex over our shoulders and we put it over here and we ground up the thing and we stacked it up. And like there was no there was no semblance of like how much time had actually passed.

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Like it didn't seem like it was three days. Just seemed like one kind of long workday. And they're like, all right, it's time to build the site. By the way, if you've ever dug with a shovel anything in your entire life, this movie goes from like science fiction to like we're just making up anything right now.

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We just say anything we want because they dig foxholes, the likes of which any army would love to have.

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And they do it in a day. They do it impossible, says me. It was dug thousands of yards of dirt in my life. Like, no, it just wouldn't be, dude.

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And like, not even that the frickin that they're harvesting basically a mountain's worth of like it seemed like they traveled on the whatever those frickin horses on horseback for like a couple days to get to the village.

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And then they're just like, oh yeah, we need to harvest all of this in three days. Like, no, sir.

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So in the court, by the way, me and Beth both were like, were like, yeah, they should have said they just say 14 days or 10 days or something, because then that would have been enough time to do the farming, get the get the foxholes dug and do the training, the training.

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Hey, here's some straw men. Go ahead and hit them with a stick. All right, you're ready to go.

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Get out there and fight like hell.

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Yeah, they were teaching them to fight with frickin farming equipment, and then they ended up just like, oh yeah, and we have this whole frickin barn full of military weapons that we can use, I guess.

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I guess if you wanted to or we can use these pitchforks and machetes.

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Dude, the jumping around was ridiculous in this movie.

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It was frickin crazy. Well, and you know, we're theoretically we're talking about the story right now.

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Like, they made this movie really assumed the grandeur that it thought the first movie, the grandeur and the reverence that it thought the first movie was going to just choke hold everyone with, because it just like launches into it.

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Like, we are just supposed to understand what's going on. And I'm like, first of all, you had a man talking at the beginning, I didn't pay attention to a word he said, am I whatever version of the ad I have made me forget the words he said as soon as he said them anyway.

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So guess what I'm sorry Star Wars got it right put some words up there so I can read it 10 times like I normally do.

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And I'm like, and then, oh boy, he's there just like, oh yeah he needs to be back to life so boom back to life we put some red and green juice in him, or sorry red and blue juice in general, whatever.

347
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:50,000
And I called him a general Vader, because he was clearly that was clearly supposed to be there Darth Vader. Spoiler alert, my number one actor in this whole thing, because that dude stayed being happy that he had a job between rebels moon one and two.

348
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:58,000
And it was just nonsense, like they're just like he's alive because it's more it's easier for him to be alive than be dead.

349
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
And there was just.

350
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I heard this movie described as an extended trailer for this movie. And I think I don't know that I can say it any better than that. Like, this movie is just a big trailer for this movie.

351
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Because it's, it looks beautiful, like that was one thing I kept going back to is like, I am distracted by how good this movie is. And the distraction is like, I can't believe how good it is as compared to how bad this story is how bad this acting is like everything.

352
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:51,000
If you're watching this movie on mute, I swear I said this about the first one. If you're watching this movie on mute, you would think it was as great as it thinks it is.

353
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
You're exactly correct.

354
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000
It's, it's a shame. This whole movie was.

355
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:16,000
The thing about the tracks is the. It's like they forgot to follow any sort of structure like that was I think my big issue with the story was that the structure was so off, because it's like with Cora.

356
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
She had this this moment with.

357
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Oh shit. Yeah, with Gunnar.

358
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:34,000
They're laying together and she basically tells him her or tells. Yeah, tells him her entire backstory, how she was the one that basically killed the princess.

359
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And like went through that whole backstory, but then later on when she's with the team and they're all sharing their backstories and she's like, I'm not telling and then like goes and like distracts from it. It's like we already know like there's no real like, okay, like, okay, fine.

360
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Like I don't need to hear your story again.

361
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Yeah, like it was, it was very strange because it yeah I, I don't like when that happens when they're like, no, it's like hey movie. I know you're a movie.

362
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Like you can just.

363
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:17,000
And then, but then they even undercut that when he she was like, this is who I am and he's the what's his face.

364
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
The, the disgrace general, what was his name.

365
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Oh Titus.

366
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yes, he was like, I know, I know who you are and what you did and I know everything, like, okay, like, what are we doing here movie like why what is the point of any of this, like, why not just start with we know everything and we're here anyway, like,

367
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,000
dude, this is what like, this is how I personally would have restructured.

368
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Yeah, I would have free. This is how I would have restructured chorus whole deal, I would have not had that moment with gunner.

369
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I would have had her still avoid the conversation with the group.

370
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:18,000
But then I would have had Titus come to her afterward and then let them have a little discussion and have him reveal that he knew, like he knew the story, and that it might be freeing or whatever for her to get it off her chest, and then she presents the her history to the group separately.

371
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Yeah, like have him tell like he was there and he saw the like he's telling the story and she was realizing like oh my god this is what happened whenever I killed the girl, which clearly she didn't like it doesn't show her killing the girl.

372
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:40,000
And then whenever the girl falls like she dies in a way that no one else dies by like, like little soul sparkles coming out of her or whatever.

373
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:55,000
And then spoiler alert for the end of this dumb ass movie they were like, the princess lives is like yeah no shit. We kind of saw that whenever she in quotes died. Like what are we, what is this movie.

374
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
What is it.

375
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:12,000
And what in the actual hell was up with the frickin senator like that whole assassination was such bullshit and weird.

376
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:31,000
I'm like, like a fucking ballesterious is sitting there he like kills the Queen and Queen very directly has Cora finished the, the princess and then he's like, What did you do with all of these witnesses around him like, yeah, like

377
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:35,400
Are we supposed to think this was all like coordinated by him?

378
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,520
Like he was going to orchestrate this.

379
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,040
And then since everyone was on his side, he was.

380
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,640
But then that still doesn't make sense because why is he yelling?

381
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:49,040
What did you do? Like it was very, you know, you know what it seemed like.

382
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,800
I said this about the first movie.

383
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,440
Like, we now know why everyone speaks with a British accent in Star Wars,

384
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,840
because there's a king and a queen out there somewhere like this.

385
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,480
And this movie.

386
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,280
It like it really thought that it could like

387
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,720
switch between what's the word I'm looking for?

388
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,720
Like it just went it.

389
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:13,640
It thought it could like switch themes to be like I'm science fiction,

390
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,760
but also I'm like high royalty drama.

391
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,880
And like all of a sudden we were going to be in the middle of this royal drama

392
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,640
and we'd be all sucked in because I guess people were watching

393
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,120
the crown or something at the time.

394
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,200
I don't know, but it was just not that it was just a very strange.

395
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,000
It was very strange.

396
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,880
There's people wearing very strange, like Illuminati masks.

397
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,920
They were just like, I know, like what were all those people like

398
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,520
orchestra was so over the top.

399
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:48,880
And then they just started playing super like intense music

400
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,640
while this assassination is going.

401
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,520
I'm like, dude, like that you not.

402
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,120
If there was anything that was funny about this movie, it was literally that.

403
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,320
Like the fact that they were like they had a internal soundtrack

404
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,640
like to these people getting murdered was insane.

405
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,440
Like it.

406
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:11,720
It made.

407
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,000
The way that I feel like we're supposed to feel about Ballas areas

408
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,760
is that he is some like great general

409
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,920
that's able to manipulate any situation for his own purposes.

410
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,960
And like, I think that's what they're going for.

411
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,280
But he just comes off as super unhinged

412
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,080
because when he's like yelling at Cora, like, what did you do?

413
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,160
And like multiple times, I'm like the way that I would have handled that

414
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,320
would have I would have had him like kind of stand there,

415
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:48,440
like watching what Cora just pulled off with like kind of a smirk on his face

416
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,040
and then have him call in some guards to like arrest her.

417
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,640
Yeah. But it is also he didn't have any weapons.

418
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,000
He she just fricking laid all these fools out.

419
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,600
Yeah. And that's the thing is like, I mean, listen, rather than screaming,

420
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,480
like he could have still said that.

421
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,880
But just give him give him the like all of a sudden he goes from like,

422
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,600
yeah, we did it to like he gets that weird look on his face where you're like,

423
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,960
oh, no, is this about to happen?

424
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,400
He's like, what have you done? And that's it.

425
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,920
There you go. One ominous what have you done?

426
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,320
And then you're like, oh, is this about to happen?

427
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,520
And then sees her and there you go.

428
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,800
She's the assassin. End of end of scene.

429
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,880
We don't dissect it. I'm sure as much as we're doing right now.

430
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,120
That's absolutely how it should have been structured.

431
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,320
It's I almost would have preferred like just to kind of fit that tone.

432
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,920
Like I think he should have gone up to her and like given her a hug,

433
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,840
but then use that to take her weapon from her.

434
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,120
And then he calls the guards in to take her away.

435
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:56,200
And then he's like explaining to the senators like what just happened.

436
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,400
And then core is just kind of in shock.

437
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:04,640
And then once she's out of the space, doors close and then she pulls the guards,

438
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,400
kills them and freaking bounces.

439
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,160
Well, that's how it should have been structured.

440
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,640
Not like whatever the hell they did, because he seemed unhinged.

441
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,120
And I'm like, dude, did she like is this all in her head?

442
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,000
Like, like what happened?

443
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:25,800
Well, what's crazy is like the first movie, she seemed kind of badass.

444
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:34,000
But whatever little bit of badassness she had in that first movie was gone from her.

445
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,480
It was gone from all of them.

446
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:41,080
Like none of them, the group they assembled, like none of them seemed especially good.

447
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,760
Like they just seemed like cooler looking farm hands.

448
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,680
You know what I mean?

449
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,000
And like and her even in that moment, whenever they were doing the assassinating,

450
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,680
like we've been led to believe that she can do some amazing things with guns and

451
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,880
feet and fists, and she did exactly none of those things to try and didn't even

452
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,480
speak on her own behalf to be like, it wasn't me.

453
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,280
Like, this is not that's not even who that character is.

454
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,760
Like they did not establish her as someone who's like, well, I guess they said I did

455
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,360
it, so I'll just take my lumps.

456
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,200
Like, no, that's not it at all.

457
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,520
So I don't know.

458
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:26,320
And I cannot go any further without talking about my poor sweet Jimmy.

459
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,560
I love that of all the people in this

460
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:37,720
movie, they named the robot Jimmy, but that I I seem to remember from the the

461
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,960
trailer for this movie that Jimmy and the gang were going to be a much bigger part

462
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,320
of this and they were there was no gang, there was no gang.

463
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,680
And Jimmy just showed up to do this.

464
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,200
Hey, what's up, man?

465
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,880
Anyway, I'm here to get this here paycheck.

466
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,840
My name is Anthony Hopkins and it's been good to see you.

467
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,560
I'll see you next time in Rebel Moon Part three.

468
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,160
I can't believe we're still doing it by Cape.

469
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,520
I'm like fling and disappear.

470
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,640
Like, don't get me wrong, they did some cool shit with Jimmy,

471
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,480
but they nuked his look something awful.

472
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:19,240
Like, I named two cool things they did with Jimmy.

473
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:24,160
Well, I like to like when he was taking out all the like the tanks and stuff,

474
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,800
like when he ripped that the door off, jumped down, took a grenade, just kind of

475
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,800
dropped in and like and then jumped out.

476
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,520
Like, I thought that shit was cool.

477
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,000
I felt you're not wrong.

478
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,240
But to be honest, that whole scene,

479
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,160
the whole fight scene of them when when they finally the dreadnought finally showed

480
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:49,200
up was so boring that I was like this whole movie was so boring.

481
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:54,440
And the fact that the like one of the biggest fight scenes in it was also very

482
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,000
boring, like I was fall legitimately falling asleep during it.

483
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,720
I just wanted more for him.

484
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,720
Like I didn't I guess I wanted him to see him.

485
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,760
Jimmy do like cool fighting stuff.

486
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:11,760
But like he clearly was like in the first movie, he seemed like the character

487
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,560
that I don't know.

488
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,440
I don't know if Zack Snyder wrote this movie or not.

489
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,920
But it seems like the character that they thought the most about like he I don't

490
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,360
know if it was just Anthony Hopkins delivery or if it was the writing for him.

491
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,680
But it seemed like there was something

492
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,040
there that we were just waiting to see what that was.

493
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,960
And he was going to be like maybe not the

494
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:36,600
main focus of like what was going to go down, but like he was going to be a very

495
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,280
integral part of it and he was not not at all.

496
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,440
He was just more extra muscle.

497
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:48,000
That's all he ended up being was just extra muscle.

498
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,440
I don't know.

499
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:58,000
The story structure here was just so off.

500
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:04,120
And like the backstories that we got for these additional characters, like I could

501
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,240
care less about it was different, literally useless.

502
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,880
They had meant nothing to the story that I didn't feel.

503
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,480
I felt nothing about them before.

504
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:16,040
I literally felt less about them after because they had those stories.

505
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:21,720
And then we're just like, they don't really exist in the story anymore.

506
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,280
So it's like, all right, dude.

507
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:30,760
And what sucked is they tried to give a big emotional death to.

508
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,600
Someone that we barely saw the Spider Lady.

509
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,040
Yeah, yeah, Nemesis.

510
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,640
We barely saw Nemesis.

511
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,880
And then she

512
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,480
yeah, she got this big emotional death and it wasn't emotional at all because I

513
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,680
didn't have any sort of connection with her.

514
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:53,520
Like, I just knew that she was like would kind of weirdly stare at this child.

515
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,400
Or this weird connection with this child.

516
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,200
And then she dies.

517
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,440
And I'm like, OK, cool.

518
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,800
And then it wasn't touched upon at all.

519
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,160
It was almost completely ignored.

520
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,960
They made it very they made a very big the movie made a very big deal about it.

521
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,160
But the characters were like, anyway,

522
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,440
we still got fights to fight and we're going to much like that dinner.

523
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,560
When we got home, we're going to forget all about you.

524
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,640
And they did.

525
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,600
Yeah, it was rough, dude.

526
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:28,320
I'm like, dude, you could there are so many other characters that I felt a little

527
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,640
bit more attached to that you could have pulled that off with.

528
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:40,280
It not her, but what you just you just made me realize something with her.

529
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,280
She was the only one like out of all the

530
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,840
reasons why like Cora went and picked up all these people from wherever she got

531
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:53,360
them from, she was the only one that really got to like showcase why she was there

532
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,760
in that death because she was like doing all her cool like, you know,

533
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,840
it wasn't even that cool, but her like weird Jedi sword moves or whatever.

534
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:06,520
And you got to actually see that Tarzan guy, whatever his name was,

535
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:11,800
the the guy that had long hair and he that he was a slave or something.

536
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,080
And they stole him away.

537
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,000
That dude, like what did he do?

538
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,960
He didn't do anything.

539
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,320
He didn't jump on a flying dragon.

540
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:24,640
He didn't do anything extra like any feats of strength or anything.

541
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:29,320
Titus, what did he really do that was like actually being a general?

542
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,880
And like other than saying, like, we need to dig these foxholes and I got to train

543
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,640
these people like you're not a general to do that.

544
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,120
You're just any guy that's like, hey, we need to survive this.

545
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,840
Like you're not showcasing the fact that you are a general.

546
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,480
Well, no one.

547
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,280
Go ahead.

548
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:52,720
I mean, I got like the him using the the wheat and like the.

549
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:59,040
The flower as like a shield was a pretty smart move.

550
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,280
Yeah, I will give you that.

551
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:05,080
I I would say that.

552
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,360
Yeah, I will give you that.

553
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,680
I don't think that that's like

554
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,000
it's not like high level general activities,

555
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,840
but I do think that that is I'll give you that.

556
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:26,920
Dude, I got to say to space travel in this series is so lame.

557
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,680
It's super lame.

558
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,400
It's super lame.

559
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:34,600
At least at least we got away from the giant space vagina.

560
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,400
Yeah, I'll take it.

561
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:37,600
I'll take that back.

562
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:44,200
At least it gives you something to look at.

563
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,840
And just to prove the point that it sucked in this one, like,

564
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,400
I don't know. You said that.

565
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:56,040
I can't think of one time I saw a ship moving in space.

566
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,440
Not even once.

567
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,840
So there you go.

568
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,680
I remember the dread.

569
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:05,880
By the way, the dread not when the dread not came when it first was coming.

570
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,640
It didn't even it was supposed to look ominous, like coming through the clouds.

571
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:16,360
It didn't really like they almost figured out the right shot to show

572
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,680
because they showed all of those ships or whatever coming out of the dread not

573
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,440
and coming towards them.

574
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,600
But it all was like it all stayed tight on those ships.

575
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,360
And it didn't really show like the it showed the ships flying towards them,

576
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,920
but it didn't really show the farm.

577
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,480
But then right at the end,

578
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,520
when the ships were almost there is the shot I think they should have had

579
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:42,360
from the very beginning was it was like it was like them standing around.

580
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,360
The camera was kind of behind them and you could see the dread not way back there.

581
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,200
And then you could see the ships that were like almost on them.

582
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,640
Like, that's the shot.

583
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:55,720
Like, that's the whole thing to make it seem ominous from the very beginning is

584
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,440
like you see this giant bigger than life ship come through the clouds.

585
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:04,080
And you're like, Jesus, we're like literally farm people here going

586
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,120
against the Galactic Empire.

587
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,880
And how are we going to do this?

588
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,960
And they had that shot for a split second and then it was gone.

589
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,440
And I'm like, why just?

590
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,120
Yeah.

591
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,800
Just say it on that for a minute because it was so cool.

592
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,200
Yeah.

593
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,480
Such a good shot.

594
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:29,080
Like, that's like Zack Snyder is good at setting up like really good looking shots.

595
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,040
Yes.

596
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:37,120
But it's either he sits on it too long or he does like some bullshit slow mo with it.

597
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,040
And it's just it's too much.

598
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,640
It turns into too much pretty quick.

599
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:47,200
There's a fine line that he's walking and he keeps stepping over it each time.

600
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,840
I got to look right now and see because you know right offhand.

601
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,720
Like, who wrote? Did he write this movie as well?

602
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,360
I want to say that he did.

603
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,400
The screen. Oh, yeah. He was.

604
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,160
It was him.

605
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:09,200
A Kurt Johnstead and a Shay Hanton did the screenplay and he wrote the story.

606
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:16,080
Man, the writing score is going to be rough there, Zack.

607
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,400
Yeah, I thought the bat or the first one was wasn't great.

608
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,400
This one was worse.

609
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,160
Yeah, it was.

610
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:28,640
I don't know when to talk about this, but like this movie was so bad that it made

611
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,760
me because I had no interest in listening to it.

612
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:36,440
But it actually made me go back and listen to him talking to Joe Rogan a couple of weeks back.

613
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,840
And he did talk a little bit.

614
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,840
What's funny is I now understand why

615
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:49,680
Zack Snyder can make kind of whatever movie he wants to make because he's a very charismatic dude.

616
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,760
Like, I liked him a lot.

617
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:56,040
Like, I even liked how he was talking about movies until he started talking about Rebel Moon.

618
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,240
And then I was like the way he was talking about it.

619
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:04,040
I'm like, if I just heard him talking, I would be stoked for this movie.

620
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,160
I'm like, this movie is going to be amazing.

621
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,440
It is not the movie he was talking about,

622
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,840
like the movie he was talking about, we did not get to see.

623
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,120
And this son of a bitch had the nerve.

624
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,800
This is what I was going to wait to tell

625
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,960
everybody for in case you also didn't listen to this and maybe didn't know.

626
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:23,320
But I think he didn't have an exact date.

627
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,760
But like now that number two has come out,

628
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:33,920
there is a Rebel Moon and Rebel Moon to rated R cut that are also supposed to be

629
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:38,600
dropping on the same day that are little is the director's cut or whatever.

630
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,160
And he's like, you know, this is my true vision.

631
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,000
And this is the thing in the battle sequences and that.

632
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,440
And I was like, I'm like yelling at my radio.

633
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:51,840
F you like I am not watching that.

634
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,280
I'm just not going to do it.

635
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:58,720
Like if someone else wants to watch a longer rated R version of these movies,

636
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,800
have at it, I'll listen to your podcast.

637
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,520
OK, that was my biggest complaint with the first one was I'm like,

638
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,480
it feels like this could have been way more violent.

639
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:16,800
And I and now that we're getting an R cut, I'm kind of here for it.

640
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,760
But here's the thing.

641
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:22,920
I'm like when you hear him talk about his pedigree when it comes to things like

642
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:28,160
300 or The Watchmen or even the movie, I don't like that much.

643
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,360
But it's still pretty good to look at

644
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,440
Sucker Punch.

645
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:38,360
He's done others, obviously, but like I'm a I really like that movie.

646
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:43,600
OK, Sucker Punch hits a weird place for me, kind of like

647
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:48,680
poor things did, because I'm like, we're only seeing this because she is actively

648
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:57,000
being raped. So I this is a weird thing to enjoy seeing these cool battles.

649
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,800
It totally is.

650
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,400
So, I mean, listen, kudos to him for making that movie.

651
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,840
It looked amazing, like most of his movies do.

652
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,200
And like Watchmen, that is one of my favorite movies.

653
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,120
Like, I love that movie.

654
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:21,240
And the fact that the guy that made Watchmen also made the Rebel Moon movies

655
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,960
is kind of baffling to me.

656
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,440
Like when it comes to adapting things,

657
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,640
I think he is amazing because clearly, like, look at 300.

658
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,240
Look at Watchmen.

659
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,960
Sucker Punch, I think, was an adaptation as well.

660
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,840
Like, I I actually would have liked to see him.

661
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:41,200
I would you know what I would have rather seen because I know he wanted to do a

662
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,840
Star Wars movie. I would have rather seen him do an

663
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,640
adaptation of the original trilogy or even the prequel trilogy.

664
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,920
Like, I would much rather have seen that

665
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:56,560
because he seems to do adaptations like a great deal of justice.

666
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:02,200
But when it comes to something off the dome, my guy, please,

667
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,480
please do something else.

668
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,480
Yeah.

669
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:18,720
Man, the story is I'm fairly low on that, not like ridiculously low because I mean,

670
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,520
the story.

671
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:25,120
The talk, I'm not going to lie to you.

672
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,160
I'm at a 59 for the story.

673
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,000
59?

674
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,200
Talk me up.

675
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:30,560
Talk me up.

676
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,160
Listen, like the way that I viewed this

677
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:40,880
movie was like I viewed the last half of Bugs Life and the pieces were there.

678
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,960
I don't think they were in the right order.

679
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:48,200
And I don't think that they were killed off the right character.

680
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,440
I think they killed off the wrong character.

681
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:55,160
They needed to kill off someone that we had a little bit more of a connection to.

682
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,720
They should have killed Gunner's dumbass.

683
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,120
Like, I love how Gunner has become like he did die.

684
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,240
But.

685
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:03,080
Did he?

686
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,680
Yeah, Gunner died at the end.

687
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:05,840
Did he really?

688
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,080
Yeah.

689
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,040
Oh, good.

690
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,320
Well, I like to know what.

691
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,600
Because Gunner, by the way, by the way,

692
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:21,320
that's how much I remember about this movie is I forgot that I still can't even

693
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,080
picture him dying.

694
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:29,680
I hated him all the way through because this unless I'm confused,

695
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,800
he was the guy that like sold out the village in the first movie.

696
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:34,240
Right.

697
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:38,320
Like, isn't he the reason why the original leader got shot?

698
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:41,000
Because he was like, I have an idea.

699
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,960
We have this.

700
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,560
Yeah, that dude sucks.

701
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,720
Like, there's no two ways about it.

702
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,720
Like, he sucks.

703
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:54,200
And our hero is like in love with the guy that sucks.

704
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,560
Like, he definitely should have died way sooner than he did.

705
01:09:58,560 --> 01:09:59,600
I'm glad he died.

706
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,560
I will say that is going to bring my score up.

707
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,440
Yeah.

708
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,680
Talking about him a little bit

709
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:13,680
and was just making me think of the relationship that him and Cora had

710
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:18,640
and how they kind of became lovers that felt like it came out of left field.

711
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,080
It was super awkward.

712
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,880
It was very awkward.

713
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,000
It felt forced.

714
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,080
Very much.

715
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:31,560
Yet it felt as forced, hilariously enough, another Star Wars connection as Rose.

716
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,200
And what's his face?

717
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,960
And Finn.

718
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:35,680
Yeah.

719
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,720
Where they were kissing and you're like, wait, what?

720
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,760
When did those two start liking each other?

721
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,440
What's happening?

722
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,320
Yeah.

723
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:48,160
So that actually brings me down a bit because that was something that really

724
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,880
bothered me.

725
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,640
But I'll say this.

726
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:56,080
Gunnar was a little bit more likable in this than he was in the first.

727
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:56,880
He was.

728
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,320
No, and he was.

729
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,760
And that's what made me go like we're watching the movie.

730
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,360
And I'm like, wait, isn't this the dude that sold them all out?

731
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,040
And I'm like, why is he?

732
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,360
Why are they trying to portray him like he's something that he like?

733
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:14,840
Even the people there, whenever he was coming back, like they were no one seemed

734
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,800
to even hold a little bit of a grudge against this dude.

735
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:22,680
Like, really, not one person was so into their old leader that they would hold

736
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,200
just a tiny smidgen of a grudge against this guy.

737
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,280
That seems crazy.

738
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:30,920
Yeah.

739
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,560
I'm personally sitting at like a 67 with the story.

740
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,480
It was.

741
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,360
It was not good.

742
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,400
The structure was so off.

743
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,760
The tone was just.

744
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:47,560
I mean, it was a consistent tone, but it's just it felt all over

745
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:51,640
the place because of just how they structured everything.

746
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,240
Like we got such weird.

747
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,040
It's just the order of operations.

748
01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,600
Like, I feel like the individual parts are there for a pretty like a decent overall

749
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,880
story. It's just the structure.

750
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,160
That's my biggest problem with this structure.

751
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,880
I.

752
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,320
The only I don't disagree with you.

753
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,440
I think maybe I do only because like I can't.

754
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,320
Now that I've heard the critique, I can't get it out of my head.

755
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,480
This is just an extended trailer for this movie.

756
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:27,320
Like there were no it almost seems like there were no complete sentences.

757
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,520
You know what I mean?

758
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,480
Like it very much felt like that.

759
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,640
I had to rewind a bunch just to make sure I caught shit.

760
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,400
I hear that right.

761
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,440
Like maybe that I'm sure that bleeds into writing as well.

762
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,480
But like, I feel like that's like an editing.

763
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:46,120
Like that is a story choice to just be like, this is how we're going to tell

764
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:53,240
our stories is like these weird choppy, like not like meaning, like not meaningless,

765
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:57,280
but like because the things they were saying weren't meaningless, but like

766
01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:00,040
nothing felt meaningful at the same time.

767
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,640
Yeah.

768
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,840
Everything they were saying words, there was just no weight to them.

769
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,560
Yes, everything was hollow.

770
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:11,240
Every single word was hollow, it seemed.

771
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,080
So

772
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:17,840
I got I can't I can't match you, but I'll go 66.

773
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,520
This for the sake of it's close to the bad number.

774
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,960
Yeah.

775
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,640
All right. Next up, we got writing,

776
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,200
which I've got to say is a little bit below this.

777
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:31,600
Like I just jumping into I'm at a 66 with this.

778
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,360
I

779
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:37,520
is the same issues I had with the story I had with the writing.

780
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:42,440
The dialogue felt very choppy, like you said, very hollow.

781
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:45,720
And there was nothing of weight.

782
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,800
Like I feel like in a movie like this, you need some badass lines.

783
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,720
And there wasn't anything.

784
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:55,320
It was all these memorable.

785
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,520
Like something that you would go like, I don't know.

786
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,960
Like, why did I have a bad feeling about this?

787
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,920
Become like the like one of the de facto lines from Star Wars.

788
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:10,280
Like it's I don't know.

789
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,840
I

790
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,800
this movie is baffling to me.

791
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,520
I just I can't because again, what's crazy?

792
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:22,680
The hollowness, the emptiness to all of the words that they're saying

793
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:27,440
don't make sense because I still believe if you muted this movie and watched it,

794
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:30,480
you would think some crazy cool stuff was happening.

795
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:34,760
Like just because of what you're seeing and because of how they look like you're

796
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:39,760
like, oh, this is crazy, man, I can't wait till I can finally hear this movie.

797
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,280
Yeah, dude, you want to talk about some missed opportunity.

798
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:50,800
The frickin discount Conan the Barbarian when he was talking like this is one a line

799
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,520
that I felt like was supposed to have a ton of weight to it, but had none.

800
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,720
Whatsoever was when he was just like,

801
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,960
you know, the thing about like

802
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:04,800
a fighting for something, it kind of makes me not want to die.

803
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,280
And I'm like, dude, that was such an oddly phrased.

804
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:13,840
He definitely something about him wearing a shirt the whole time.

805
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:17,040
I was like, why do you seem like such a bro right now?

806
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,560
Not a good like I want to hang out with you, bro.

807
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:24,560
Like you're just like just a dude, bro, that I just am like.

808
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:29,520
I know it's like now you're wearing a shirt like you didn't wear one the entirety

809
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:32,600
of the first film. Yeah, that was your whole thing.

810
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,720
You were frickin you were going to be strong guy who when they brought a dragon

811
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,840
because they thought it was going to scare away the locals,

812
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:43,000
you were going to jump on its back and ride it into the frickin nuclear reactor.

813
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:47,200
And no, none of that.

814
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:50,280
I think I might have something to live for.

815
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:58,840
Yeah, such an awkwardly phrased line.

816
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,400
So, yeah, every issue.

817
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,640
And like I said, it's worse.

818
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:08,600
Sixty five feels harsh, but 66 does not.

819
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:15,320
Yeah, I'm giving it a 60 because I again, like things like we just talked about

820
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,720
the opening

821
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:22,000
dialogue or whatever you want to call it, the opening instead of the opening

822
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:26,960
crawl, we get the opening Anthony Anthony Hopkins or I guess Jimmy

823
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,400
giving like a narration of what happened.

824
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,280
That was again, super forgettable.

825
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:35,960
Like the just the whole Jimmy thing.

826
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:39,520
Like I'm very bitter about Jimmy's whole

827
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,120
even being in this movie.

828
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,800
Like that is a character that didn't even need to be there.

829
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,200
It didn't even he didn't even need to be there.

830
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,240
Like I'm happy Anthony Hopkins got paid off of this.

831
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,440
Somebody should have got paid for doing nothing.

832
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,000
And I'm glad it was him.

833
01:16:54,200 --> 01:17:01,720
But damn it, son, like paying nobody to be the voice and have that thing do something cool.

834
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,040
You want to know something that I have a

835
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,440
feeling they're going to do?

836
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:11,200
You know, no, no, no, no, no, not a spin off.

837
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:18,400
I have a feeling that it's going to come out.

838
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:22,800
That the reason Jimmy has this connection

839
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:29,360
to that rando villager is because that she is basically the reincarnated princess

840
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:32,200
or some random bullshit like that.

841
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,520
That seems very right.

842
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,280
That seems

843
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,960
truthfully right.

844
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,320
I was like, well, you were talking.

845
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,400
I was sitting here thinking.

846
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,800
I'm like, what's like the dumbest thing

847
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:51,120
that I could think of for Jimmy to pull up, take part in this movie?

848
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,680
And it was that.

849
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,920
And that's it.

850
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,800
Or she was that who knows?

851
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,840
Maybe she was the princess the whole time.

852
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:02,160
And she just wasn't recognized because of.

853
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:07,520
I hate I hope there is never a number three.

854
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,200
Yeah.

855
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,040
Well, I hope you know that you've doomed

856
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:17,520
yourself to reviewing every Rebel Moon movie that comes out now.

857
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:18,680
Yep. Yep.

858
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:19,160
Yep. Yep.

859
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,040
That's why I need those recommendations, folks.

860
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,880
Please give me your good to science fiction

861
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:26,160
thing so I can wash this taste out of my mouth.

862
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,880
Oh, man.

863
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:32,160
All right. Moving on over to acting.

864
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:35,360
Very excited to get into this

865
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,000
start.

866
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,800
This is a strange one for me.

867
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,920
I don't know how I'm going to do this.

868
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:41,600
Yeah.

869
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,560
So let's see.

870
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,400
We got Sophia Boutella who plays Cora.

871
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,520
We have Ed Screen who plays Atticus Noble.

872
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,840
Jaman Hounsou who plays Titus.

873
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:58,120
Stas Nair who plays Tarik.

874
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:03,040
I want to say Michael Michael Hausman who plays Gunner.

875
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,560
Seems right to me.

876
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:08,400
Bay Duna who played Nemesis.

877
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,840
Great name.

878
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,960
Yeah. Anthony Hopkins, who did the voice for Jimmy.

879
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:19,840
And then Gina Malone, who played Harmada.

880
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,680
And I think it's Jenna or maybe it's Jenna.

881
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:26,360
But she was the one that had the black across her eyes or whatever.

882
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:27,040
Yeah.

883
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,000
Like a little makeup mask.

884
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,280
I believe so.

885
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:35,680
That was very much a guess on my part.

886
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:36,600
Yeah.

887
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,080
She was another one that they were like, look how badass she is.

888
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:44,120
And then did literally nothing with her.

889
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,120
Yeah.

890
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,760
She was sitting in the barn just kind of like popping shots off.

891
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:50,120
And then like ducking down.

892
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:53,560
And then when she realized, I could take that thing out, she like

893
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:57,400
crawls down and just kind of like sneaks her way to this.

894
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,600
Basically,

895
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,080
ATAT on frickin that needs Weight Watchers.

896
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,600
Like, I know we're into acting out, but I just one more thing I have to say,

897
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,280
like they didn't need to assemble this team.

898
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,360
Like they could have gotten the people

899
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:17,640
that were there to do the things that this team did.

900
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:23,200
Like the only thing I'll give you is the using the wheat and flour to like

901
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,560
shield themselves against.

902
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:31,120
But other than that, like everyone was useless to be there.

903
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:35,400
I don't know about you, but

904
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,680
I had a real issue with how much wheat they were bundling at one time.

905
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,960
I feel like that doesn't seem like enough.

906
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:48,920
Same or how they would just like throw it on the ground.

907
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,280
And then next thing you know, it's like these perfect bundles.

908
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:52,520
I'm like, all right.

909
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,080
Like, what do we do?

910
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,240
And with the amount with the amount that you're bringing back and the amount

911
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:01,200
that you're putting in bags, like this is there is a wild discrepancy here.

912
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,600
Ladies and gentlemen.

913
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,400
Yeah. I feel like what this was missing is

914
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:11,600
we needed a bigger pile of wheat because all we saw was just like not even to the

915
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:16,880
shins level, like ankle high fricking just like tiny asshole.

916
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:21,000
But like you can like you didn't need tools to pick those up.

917
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,120
You could have just like handed them over.

918
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,280
They didn't look heavy.

919
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:27,760
Like I was expect like when they were

920
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:33,240
harvesting this, I was expecting like the full blown like fricking wheels of wheat.

921
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,560
Yes.

922
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,360
And no, not that at all.

923
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,360
Yeah, we didn't not even a little bit.

924
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,360
But a big issue with that.

925
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:43,440
Oh, Jesus.

926
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:48,320
I know who my number one is, but I don't know where anybody comes after that.

927
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,960
Yeah.

928
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,000
Yeah.

929
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,680
Same here.

930
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,600
What's his how do you say his last name, Ed?

931
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,120
What I said, Ed screen screen.

932
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,080
Yeah, he was great, man.

933
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:05,200
Like this dude clearly was like, yeah, I have come here to have some fun.

934
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,480
And I'm going to do that now.

935
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:07,640
Thank you very much.

936
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:11,800
And I would honestly, I would watch it.

937
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,560
I would have watched a whole movie about him being mad,

938
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:24,880
like, and just going and wrecking shop places like I he was crazy in he he

939
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:30,520
his acting was how I wish everyone had acted in this movie because everyone else

940
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:34,680
was in a soap opera and this dude was in a movie.

941
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:36,520
Yeah.

942
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,040
Oh, dude, frickin.

943
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:44,920
I don't know if anyone else could have pulled it off the way that he did

944
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:52,120
the scene where he calls the that private out for lying to them.

945
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:55,320
And he's like, it seems the young privates chosen his side.

946
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,840
I was like, if anyone else would have called him out on that shit.

947
01:22:59,040 --> 01:22:59,960
I was like, bullshit.

948
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,440
Like he was selling that pretty damn well.

949
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:05,320
But with him, like he just.

950
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,680
I don't know what it was like evil.

951
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:11,440
Yeah, he's just like he seems like a bad man.

952
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:16,760
Whereas like, yeah, no one else was believable in the way that he was.

953
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:17,760
Yeah.

954
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:25,480
So I mean, I the private played it a little too serious for me.

955
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,040
So like I was like,

956
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:33,920
like, I know that he's lying to them, but still like there's if he I feel he sold

957
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:38,800
the second one where that frickin this dude pull like called him out on.

958
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,800
I felt that performance was better than

959
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,520
the first one that he was talking to just that one commander.

960
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:49,160
Yeah, I got to see whatever he was.

961
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:50,840
Because the first one he was like,

962
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:55,160
he felt like he was very nervous, very like sweaty.

963
01:23:55,360 --> 01:24:00,400
And this one like the other the second time when he was watching, it felt like he

964
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:04,440
had a little bit more confidence and it almost sounded like genuine

965
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,800
disdain for these like these villagers.

966
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,240
And I'm like, OK, I actually probably would have bought that.

967
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:12,520
Like the first one I would have been very

968
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:17,800
suspicious of the second one I probably would have fallen for.

969
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,800
So who's number two and three, Caleb?

970
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,520
That's the real question.

971
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,760
Yeah, possibly could come in.

972
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,320
Let's just start with number two.

973
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,840
Who is second to this guy?

974
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,640
Because

975
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:39,920
yeah, that's a tough one.

976
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:45,920
The only the only thing I can say is I would put Anthony Hopkins at number two

977
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:51,880
only because I just like Anthony Hopkins and I liked who I wanted the character of

978
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:55,760
Jimmy to be, even though he was nothing.

979
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,760
Yeah.

980
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:00,840
And I mean, that's

981
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,560
that's

982
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:08,320
I would probably give my number two to Jamon Hounsou.

983
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,320
I take that.

984
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,800
I switch my two and three.

985
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,080
He is number two and Anthony Hopkins is three.

986
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:16,640
Yep.

987
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:20,760
Yeah, I'm going to give my number three to Sophia Batella.

988
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:25,440
I felt like her flashback scenes in particular were really good.

989
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:27,400
Um,

990
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,760
but I think she played.

991
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,560
She's a good actress.

992
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,560
She just keeps getting put into shit roles.

993
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:38,560
I was going to say, like, I didn't really like her that much in the first one,

994
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:42,360
but I would much rather watch the first one again than watch her in this one

995
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,120
because this one was not good for her.

996
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:53,880
Yeah, dude, it freaking blows because, like I said, she like her ability to act is

997
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:57,680
really good. It's just

998
01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:01,280
she just keeps getting put in bullshit.

999
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:04,600
Like going through her,

1000
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:07,560
her filmography,

1001
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:11,800
Kingsman Secret Service, she was the one with the sword leg.

1002
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,640
Oh, yeah.

1003
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:16,680
Yeah, I liked her in that Star Trek Beyond.

1004
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,960
I freaking loved her in that.

1005
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:22,840
Uh, let's see, Kingsman Golden Circle.

1006
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:26,600
I didn't hate that one or that was just archive footage.

1007
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:27,720
Never mind.

1008
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:30,240
Oh, I heard it sucked.

1009
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:35,680
I know we were going to watch it at one point, but Argyle, she was in that.

1010
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:39,920
Yeah, but she has a really good,

1011
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:47,240
like, just she's getting thrown in shit and it bothers me.

1012
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:49,280
Well, she was in Atomic Blonde.

1013
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,160
I never saw that, but I heard that was really good.

1014
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:53,400
Yeah, that movie was really good.

1015
01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:56,120
I don't think she played a super big.

1016
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:02,000
Oh, I guess you got nominated for an award for best supporting.

1017
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:03,200
All right, never mind.

1018
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,680
I don't remember that film very well.

1019
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,920
I do remember her in The Mummy, and I don't.

1020
01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:11,320
She was pretty good in that.

1021
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:14,480
The movie overall sucked, but I remember her being good.

1022
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:18,640
You know, it's funny because I heard someone say this and it's 100 percent true.

1023
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:22,840
I don't anyone who was in The Mummy, I don't blame them at all except for Tom

1024
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:27,680
Cruise, because one of the main guys that was in it, like he had a story about being

1025
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:33,360
like, yeah, Tom Cruise called me, he wanted me to be this guy in this movie.

1026
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:38,120
And like, if Tom Cruise wants you in a movie, I'm leaving everything.

1027
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,480
I'm leaving my life and I'm going to be in that movie.

1028
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,080
I don't care if it is the biggest piece of garbage there ever was.

1029
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:48,640
I'm about to be in a Tom Cruise movie.

1030
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:50,520
Yeah.

1031
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,800
I don't know if I've heard any, like,

1032
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:01,400
super negative Tom Cruise lore other than, like, obviously his Scientology shit.

1033
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,080
Well, he's not.

1034
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:10,200
He has negatives so much as like his intensity is in such a way that like

1035
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:16,120
it is off putting like a little bit like.

1036
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:22,360
I think that's probably the only issue that I've really heard is just he's intent.

1037
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:26,360
But I mean, I've also heard him like standing up for like

1038
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,600
the people behind the scenes, like the the crew.

1039
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,320
Yes.

1040
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:35,400
It's like, like, have you heard that clip of him like basically ripping some dude

1041
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:40,040
to shreds over, like, not treating some of the crew fairly?

1042
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:42,280
Yeah, I think the one that I heard.

1043
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:43,440
Well, maybe that was it.

1044
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:46,840
I know I heard one about him being mad.

1045
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,560
I don't know. I can't remember.

1046
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,480
It was something it was it was during COVID time.

1047
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:51,720
And I think it was when they were making

1048
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:56,800
Mission and no, they were making what's the other one Top Gun, I think.

1049
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,920
And there was some I don't know.

1050
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:03,120
He was yelling about something because, you know, of all the.

1051
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:07,040
I lost interest halfway through the story I was telling.

1052
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:09,360
I'm sorry, I don't know.

1053
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:14,280
Yeah, I remember one coming from that, too, where he was talking about safety.

1054
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:15,000
Yeah.

1055
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,200
And it was a big safety issue.

1056
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:20,560
He was like he doesn't play around with safety.

1057
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,120
And I'm like, I'm here for that.

1058
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:24,040
I mean, listen, I'm down.

1059
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:25,640
Like I said, I wouldn't pick.

1060
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,480
I wouldn't like want to be on a Tom Cruise movie.

1061
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:33,240
But if he wanted me to be on it, then I would be like, yeah, of course.

1062
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,800
But yeah, no, I don't want to do like I don't want to deal with that.

1063
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,320
I don't like people that are that intense about the thing.

1064
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:41,440
Like when it's safety.

1065
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:42,760
Sure, I want to be safe.

1066
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,520
But like if we're just at our job.

1067
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:48,160
Hey, man, you're the one making all the money here.

1068
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:51,320
Why don't you relax?

1069
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:55,440
Like, you know, who doesn't have any stories like that about them where they're

1070
01:29:55,440 --> 01:30:00,120
too much, but they still do really cool stuff for the cast and the crew.

1071
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:01,800
Keanu Reeves.

1072
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:05,280
So tell me more about how you have to be like that.

1073
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:06,560
Thomas Cruise.

1074
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,320
Like you can be chill.

1075
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,480
It's possible,

1076
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:12,320
dude. Total side note.

1077
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:16,080
How perfect is it that he's voicing Shadow?

1078
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:20,680
Dude, that's not I just heard that.

1079
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,240
Shadow the Hedgehog for all of you

1080
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,360
so uninitiated.

1081
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,080
Yeah, that's great.

1082
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:30,840
I am I listen.

1083
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:34,320
Son, the Sonic franchise of movies,

1084
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:41,920
I say is up there with any of the best video game adaptations of movies to date.

1085
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,960
And now that they've brought Jim Carrey

1086
01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:48,840
out of retirement and Keanu Reeves into the ring like

1087
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:56,880
I, I just I pray that they address that,

1088
01:30:57,080 --> 01:31:00,760
obviously, unless they do some like heavy modification to his voice.

1089
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:06,800
But I hope they address it because Sonic was watching speed behind

1090
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:13,120
Donut Lord and obviously Keanu Reeves is like the main guy.

1091
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:18,320
They have like a whole whole bit about Keanu Reeves and Sonic.

1092
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:22,200
And I hope I pray that they address it.

1093
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:25,760
I love the Keanu Reeves is down for everything.

1094
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:29,280
Dude, he seems like such a cool guy.

1095
01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:32,040
Dude, I think I talked about this one time on here, too,

1096
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:38,200
but I just got done playing Cyberpunk 2077 and he is a character in that game.

1097
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:39,400
God dang it, man.

1098
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,280
There is not much that that guy cannot do.

1099
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:45,800
Like it is a great character in that game.

1100
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:50,280
I don't want to say anything else because it'll be a spoiler, but it was.

1101
01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:52,760
Yeah, it's great.

1102
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,360
Keanu Reeves or Tom Cruise be more like Keanu.

1103
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:00,040
Yeah. Oh, man.

1104
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:02,280
Anyway, total side tangent there.

1105
01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:04,000
That's all right.

1106
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,080
Yeah, I, I,

1107
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:12,080
I liked her performance enough in this to give her in the top three.

1108
01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:17,280
But I do feel like she was definitely outshadowed by

1109
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,680
the bad guy in Titus.

1110
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,400
I would agree.

1111
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:27,720
Yeah. So where where are you sitting with acting?

1112
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,600
Well, that's the thing is old Eddie Boy.

1113
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:35,400
Like he's really ruining what I want to do to acting.

1114
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,280
Hmm.

1115
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:44,280
But I still I think the highest I can give this is like a

1116
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:51,680
I want to give it a 70 so bad, but even just thinking about it makes my heart hurt.

1117
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,480
Yeah, no, I think I will.

1118
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,880
I'm going to give it a 70.

1119
01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:04,720
My baseline for just average is 75, and I think that's about where I'm sitting.

1120
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:07,280
I think everyone gave a fairly average.

1121
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:11,400
I don't think anyone was significantly better or worse.

1122
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:16,000
I think they gave a very middle of the road performance in this.

1123
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:19,120
Well, I think there was I think there was Ed

1124
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:22,800
Skirrin or whatever his name is, and then everybody else.

1125
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:28,480
Like that was the problem is like he this was this was even though he had so little

1126
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:33,960
time in it, this was his movie in the sense that he acted his face off.

1127
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:39,440
And everybody else was like, all right, we're very serious and very again.

1128
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,640
It reminded me very much of like a soap opera.

1129
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:42,880
Everybody else.

1130
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:44,320
Yeah.

1131
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:48,520
Yeah, I think I'm going to be at a 75.

1132
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:49,120
All right.

1133
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:55,640
Moving on over to character development of which there was basically none.

1134
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:58,040
Yeah, literally none.

1135
01:33:58,040 --> 01:34:05,080
Like they whatever development happened in the first one, which was of like there

1136
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:10,200
was some because she went from, you know, I'm an outcast and I'm going to live off

1137
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:14,480
the land with these foreign people to like, all right, I got to protect these people.

1138
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:19,320
And then wherever she ended that first movie with, she started at the second

1139
01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:25,600
movie and ended this movie with the exact same feeling she had.

1140
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:31,480
I don't think anybody, if anything, everyone else kind of like whatever arc

1141
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:37,480
they were having just kind of like dipped into like, I don't even know.

1142
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:38,880
The arc wasn't even down.

1143
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:40,720
It was like,

1144
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:46,000
yeah, there was no there was no development anywhere that I can think of.

1145
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:52,240
Yeah, this very much felt like a second half to a movie.

1146
01:34:52,240 --> 01:35:03,080
And like it's all the length of being a movie with none of the freaking effort.

1147
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:08,520
Well, and where they sat around telling their war stories, that was supposed to be

1148
01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:09,840
character development time.

1149
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:14,240
That's where you were supposed to be like, OK, well, look at this is where they

1150
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:15,840
came from. This is where they want to be.

1151
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:16,840
Oh, my God.

1152
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:18,680
These people, I hope they win.

1153
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:19,920
None of that.

1154
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:21,720
None of that at all.

1155
01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:22,560
Yeah.

1156
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:26,160
And it's all because we got her backstory too early.

1157
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:31,800
If they would have held on to that and given us the backstory of everyone else

1158
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:38,280
and then given us her backstory at the end, I feel like that would have helped

1159
01:35:38,480 --> 01:35:45,680
a lot, like add some mystique to her story a little bit, at least.

1160
01:35:45,880 --> 01:35:50,560
But no, this is fairly low for me.

1161
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:56,400
Like this is where I'm like in the 60s, probably at 60.

1162
01:35:56,600 --> 01:36:00,240
I can match you with that.

1163
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:01,840
This.

1164
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:04,360
All right.

1165
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:10,240
Where this movie is going to get a lot of points made up for moving on over to

1166
01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:13,880
effects, holy balls to this.

1167
01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:15,680
This looks so good.

1168
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:17,080
It was amazing.

1169
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:20,240
Every shot looked amazing.

1170
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:26,120
Like everything looked exactly like you would want it to look like not the spoil

1171
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:31,440
wardrobe or whatever, either costumes, but like everything, everything, like the way

1172
01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:37,040
they were dressed, the way it just somehow better than the first one.

1173
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:41,480
Like it was totally was, dude.

1174
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:42,760
Like I was.

1175
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,320
Oh, man. I was just about to say that, too.

1176
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:50,640
Like even like we were saying, like in the weird assassination scene with all

1177
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:55,560
like the people in their weird Illuminati hats or whatever, like it looked again.

1178
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:56,440
It was the thing.

1179
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:59,920
If you had it on mute, it looked so cool.

1180
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:02,720
You're like, what the hell could be happening right now?

1181
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,440
It was.

1182
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:09,960
You know, they have the black and white version of Mad Max, Fury Road.

1183
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:15,280
They need to release the silent version of this movie.

1184
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:21,000
I would watch that like it's score only.

1185
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:23,800
No dialogue at all.

1186
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:30,280
That has potential that would definitely have potential behind it.

1187
01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:34,320
But yeah, dude, everything looks like hyper realistic.

1188
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:40,080
My biggest just like jaw on the ground

1189
01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:45,120
moments are when the freaking dreadnoughts in the air with the clouds.

1190
01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:47,600
Like that shot was incredible.

1191
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,600
Short, but incredible.

1192
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:50,440
Yeah.

1193
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:55,160
And then a lot of the action sequences were freaking killer.

1194
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:55,520
Yeah.

1195
01:37:55,720 --> 01:38:01,280
Like when they were exploding stuff in the fields or whatever, like it all looked.

1196
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:04,920
It looked like it was doing damage.

1197
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:06,240
Yeah.

1198
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:07,960
Like if.

1199
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:12,760
Gosh, I mean, the freaking special effects felt like they had more weight than any

1200
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:17,480
of the dialogue when shit exploded, like you could almost feel it.

1201
01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:18,800
Yes.

1202
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:23,280
And it was so good.

1203
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,680
I actually know.

1204
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:30,280
At least maybe it was just maybe it was my eyes playing tricks on me.

1205
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:37,560
But I noticed when Admiral Noble had escaped and he was back on the dreadnought

1206
01:38:37,760 --> 01:38:42,200
and telling everyone to fire, I remember the first time after that explosion

1207
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:45,920
happened and looking at him, it looked like his eyebrows and everything were

1208
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:48,200
like cinched off.

1209
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:50,840
I don't know if they were just like,

1210
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:55,120
I don't know if that was the case or anything.

1211
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:59,000
Like I said, could it just been like maybe his eyebrows were really light and he had

1212
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:02,200
a bunch of dirt on, but it looked like he didn't have eyebrows.

1213
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,880
I was like, that's fantastic.

1214
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:09,000
Yeah.

1215
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:09,960
Yeah.

1216
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,440
I can't think of any.

1217
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:16,720
Anything that I didn't like, like the only thing, the only thing that I thought,

1218
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:19,880
I don't even know if this is effects wise, I guess it kind of is.

1219
01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:21,800
But whenever the daughter was

1220
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:27,960
assassinated, whenever Cora shot her, like I did she like because it didn't actually

1221
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:30,640
show it right. Like, did she actually shoot her?

1222
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:32,320
Yes.

1223
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:33,760
So she shot her.

1224
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:38,080
But then it like she like burst into light.

1225
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:39,400
But like, but did she?

1226
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:42,240
Because I almost thought it because it looked like it was just something like

1227
01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:46,440
coming out of her chest or like her midsection or something.

1228
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:51,160
Because you saw her fall backwards and you saw that

1229
01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:54,480
light coming up out of her with little sparklies or whatever.

1230
01:39:54,480 --> 01:39:57,640
But I don't remember like her whole body turning or did it.

1231
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:59,520
No, her whole body didn't.

1232
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:05,720
But like you see Cora fire the shot.

1233
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:10,360
And so like it shows the gun and then it shows like the blast.

1234
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:13,360
And then it shows the princess's face.

1235
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:16,760
And then she's just kind of like kind of has that moment where she like launches,

1236
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:20,000
not launches, but just kind of like falls backward.

1237
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:25,120
But while she's falling backward, like you see like that initial hit of the

1238
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:32,240
the blast, like it hits, but then it like sparks like the yellow sparkles come kind

1239
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:35,480
of like flying around her. And then when she falls and hits the ground,

1240
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:39,080
there's more like a yellow light coming from her.

1241
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:42,080
Yeah, it's not like it's not like emanating from her.

1242
01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:45,800
It's like it feels like it's coming from like where the wound is.

1243
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,240
Yeah. And that was the thing that like,

1244
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:52,560
like I said, I don't think this is really effects because I guess it was conveyed

1245
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:57,800
by effects, but like clearly something was different when she got shot because like

1246
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:01,280
that didn't happen to anybody else and she was shooting them with the same gun.

1247
01:41:01,480 --> 01:41:03,200
So

1248
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:08,520
oh, dude, how trippy were those freaking engines?

1249
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:12,160
The dreadnought engine that looks like a person.

1250
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:13,880
Oh, yes.

1251
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:19,120
Yes. By the way, I was like in the midst of like trying to stay awake during that.

1252
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:24,800
But I'm like, I do remember being like, what the hell am I looking at?

1253
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:28,560
Yeah, she was like setting all those charges and then she kind of looks down

1254
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:32,000
and then the thing looks up at her like, oh, yeah.

1255
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:33,560
Like,

1256
01:41:34,280 --> 01:41:36,240
like, what is that?

1257
01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:41,480
That's one more case of this movie having cool stuff in it

1258
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:44,880
that like it just is like, no, this isn't for you.

1259
01:41:44,880 --> 01:41:49,200
This is for someone else.

1260
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:51,760
Apparently

1261
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:57,360
that I am curious to know if this is true,

1262
01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,200
but

1263
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,440
you never watched like the O.G.

1264
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:03,880
Dune, right? No.

1265
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:10,360
OK, so the way that space travel works is there's these like mutated like little

1266
01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:16,240
babies that are just hyped up on on spice

1267
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:23,320
and that's how they like space travel is possible within the Dune world.

1268
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:25,560
And so that's kind of what I thought was

1269
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:30,040
the situation here, or it was like very heavily mimicking.

1270
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:31,960
That.

1271
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:34,440
Like, oh, OK, I see what you're saying.

1272
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,760
I see what you're saying. Yeah, Dune.

1273
01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:39,040
I mean, listen, people can't see this,

1274
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:44,680
but I have brought myself into this thing as slowly becoming a Dune fan

1275
01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:47,640
because Rebel Moon, I hated Dune.

1276
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:49,360
I did not like it at all.

1277
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:51,800
Not going to lie, Caleb.

1278
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:55,120
My nephew expressed a little bit of interest in like,

1279
01:42:55,320 --> 01:43:00,520
you said Dune was bad, but like Wonka was good and Timothy Chalamet.

1280
01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:05,600
After seeing Rebel Moon, I think I might give Dune another shot.

1281
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:08,600
Like, I know I'm going to feel the same way about it.

1282
01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:17,480
But like after seeing this, I feel in my heart like Dune might have a shot again.

1283
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:19,760
I.

1284
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:23,640
I want to give part two a chance.

1285
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:28,400
Just because I do really like Timothy Chalamet.

1286
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:37,400
And then if I like part two enough, I'll try and give the first one

1287
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:42,440
another chance. Like, what's crazy is I want to like that movie.

1288
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:48,880
Like I legitimately like I came into Rebel Moon or into Dune the same way I came

1289
01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:52,560
into Rebel Moon, because if you remember, like I suggested us

1290
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:57,080
watching Rebel Moon, the first one, because I legitimately was like,

1291
01:43:57,280 --> 01:44:00,520
this hate is unwarranted for this movie.

1292
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:05,960
Like Zack Snyder, give that man a chance and look at us now.

1293
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:09,640
Look at us now on the Scargiver.

1294
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:11,320
Just hating on it.

1295
01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:14,200
Like, it's just.

1296
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:16,720
Anyway, effects I'm giving.

1297
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:18,680
I'm giving effects.

1298
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,640
I think I'm giving effects a 100.

1299
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:26,040
Like, I don't know how they could have been better than what they were.

1300
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:30,560
And I stand by any movie that you could put on mute and just look at and be like,

1301
01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:34,360
this is amazing. Like, how do you not give that a 100?

1302
01:44:34,360 --> 01:44:36,080
Like, it's.

1303
01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:39,640
Well, for me, pretty easily, I'm giving it a 92.

1304
01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:42,720
I mean, it's still.

1305
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:45,000
Yeah, it's still well within the 90s.

1306
01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:49,320
But yeah, like they look fantastic.

1307
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:54,600
Like, what would bring it from a 92 to a 100 or even a 99 for you?

1308
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:57,320
Like, what could this movie have done differently?

1309
01:44:57,520 --> 01:45:01,960
Because I legitimately like I really don't know.

1310
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:06,120
Like, what a move. Like, I'm not saying that there couldn't be movies that look

1311
01:45:06,320 --> 01:45:12,520
better than this, but what I am saying is that like this movie looks as good as you

1312
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:16,360
could possibly want it to look.

1313
01:45:17,960 --> 01:45:19,760
To me anyway.

1314
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:22,720
Yeah, I mean, honestly.

1315
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:25,440
I don't I couldn't tell you off the top

1316
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:29,320
of my head, like what improvements could be made.

1317
01:45:29,320 --> 01:45:36,320
I I do know that there was like maybe one or two random shots that I was a little

1318
01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:40,400
like, but it wasn't necessarily like on the special effects side.

1319
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:44,920
It was more on the the action sequences.

1320
01:45:45,120 --> 01:45:48,000
I'm trying to think of one.

1321
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:54,040
Oh, so when the original lover boy, the one that was super into Cora, that like

1322
01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:57,560
was proposing her and everything and from the first.

1323
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:03,760
When he was fighting Noble and Noble killed him and then kicked him from the ship

1324
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:07,960
and you just kind of see him fall from the ship and then like hit the ground.

1325
01:46:08,160 --> 01:46:09,640
I was like, oh, damn.

1326
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:13,600
But like if like the fall looks good,

1327
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:19,000
it's just like the impact was a little too like, like to.

1328
01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:21,600
Stiff.

1329
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:26,880
But it felt like that it still looked like it had weight and stuff.

1330
01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:28,960
But it's.

1331
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:35,000
Yeah, a lot of my issues came from some stunt work that I felt like maybe it was

1332
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:39,680
just timed different or timed off.

1333
01:46:40,760 --> 01:46:41,600
Like I'm trying to.

1334
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:44,960
Oh, like when

1335
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,240
when the when the first dude comes like

1336
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:51,000
popping from the ground like a frickin prairie dog with the rocket launcher and

1337
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:55,440
Noble's just like, like it felt like it took a little too long.

1338
01:46:55,440 --> 01:46:58,760
I'm like, I feel like someone could have reacted

1339
01:46:58,960 --> 01:47:02,440
to the friggin in it before he like fired off the shot.

1340
01:47:02,440 --> 01:47:06,640
Like it should have been like, and then he like fires it off and

1341
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:08,920
falls good with the world. But you know, it's funny.

1342
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:13,000
I have the exact opposite feeling about that, because now that you remind me of

1343
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,240
that, I don't know that anyone could have reacted.

1344
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:19,440
But one thing that I did think is, man,

1345
01:47:19,640 --> 01:47:24,080
he is mighty close for having a missile launcher that he is about to shoot.

1346
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:28,040
Basically 15 feet in front of me.

1347
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:32,440
I know I would have been in that trench being like, I thought they were going to

1348
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:34,960
park further away.

1349
01:47:35,160 --> 01:47:37,400
Like he was super close.

1350
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,920
I was like, so they just all died.

1351
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,920
Even this guy, huh? Because that's that's crazy.

1352
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:45,440
Like on the bright side, it can't miss

1353
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:50,800
the dark side and only get one shot.

1354
01:47:50,800 --> 01:47:53,840
I freaking say that, like.

1355
01:47:54,040 --> 01:47:57,520
Because I was just playing

1356
01:47:57,720 --> 01:48:02,840
three with my brothers and I got the rocket launcher and they were like so

1357
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:07,320
close to me, so close and I missed

1358
01:48:07,520 --> 01:48:09,960
like my rocket went like straight past them.

1359
01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:13,240
I'm like, God damn it.

1360
01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:18,360
But.

1361
01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:20,720
Yeah, I'd say it was more

1362
01:48:20,920 --> 01:48:23,240
stunt work than anything that brought it down.

1363
01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:28,720
But still, it was good work overall.

1364
01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:29,800
Yeah, I can dig it.

1365
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:33,880
I'm sure someone could pick it apart more for me and I would be like, maybe.

1366
01:48:34,080 --> 01:48:37,400
But honestly, the lowest I could see myself going is like a 98.

1367
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:43,480
But I stand by and for now, unless something else comes up, I stand by my 100.

1368
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:45,080
Yeah.

1369
01:48:45,080 --> 01:48:48,400
All right. Next up, we got music.

1370
01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:51,400
What is your middle of the road pick?

1371
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:54,920
Is it six or seven middle of the road's five.

1372
01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:58,680
So five is like the equivalent of giving it a seventy five.

1373
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:02,280
But I still like the score to this movie.

1374
01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:07,480
I was going to say, like, it wasn't like epic levels of like, you know, again,

1375
01:49:07,480 --> 01:49:09,440
this is supposed to be his Star Wars.

1376
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:14,040
Like there was nothing in there that anyone's going to be humming or whistling

1377
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:16,360
or there's no Imperial March.

1378
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:18,560
There's no Star Wars theme.

1379
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:20,480
There's none of that.

1380
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,280
So

1381
01:49:22,920 --> 01:49:25,560
I mean, I would probably give it

1382
01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:31,880
probably like a seven, I think, is the highest I could go with it, because

1383
01:49:32,080 --> 01:49:37,000
I'm personally at a six because I feel it's like on the same level as the first.

1384
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:40,800
And I think that's what I ended up giving the first one.

1385
01:49:42,240 --> 01:49:43,720
Well, then, yeah, because wait.

1386
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:47,440
So what would if five is a seventy five, what would a six be?

1387
01:49:47,640 --> 01:49:49,200
The

1388
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:52,400
let me see if I could tell you

1389
01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:55,240
because I think I might be at a six then as well.

1390
01:49:55,440 --> 01:49:56,720
Yeah, I don't.

1391
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:58,840
Oh, wait, that's at the top.

1392
01:49:59,040 --> 01:49:59,760
No, it's not.

1393
01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:02,520
I have those references somewhere.

1394
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:05,160
I can tell you where on my spreadsheet.

1395
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:08,200
I'm just going to play it safe and call it a six.

1396
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:12,240
Yeah. So the way that it's structured

1397
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:20,280
or that the the music is the the giving a movie, a one is like the equivalent

1398
01:50:20,480 --> 01:50:25,240
of giving it a forty five, a ten is a hundred.

1399
01:50:25,440 --> 01:50:29,680
A five is the equivalent of a seventy five.

1400
01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:32,200
And then I want to say

1401
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:37,920
it's got seventy five, eighty, eighty five, ninety, a hundred.

1402
01:50:38,120 --> 01:50:40,960
OK, well, then definitely six is the right call.

1403
01:50:40,960 --> 01:50:42,240
Yeah.

1404
01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:44,360
For sure, six is the right call.

1405
01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:46,280
Yeah. All right.

1406
01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:53,480
Next up, we got costumes and it has been a minute since we've

1407
01:50:53,680 --> 01:51:00,240
call or called some costumes out, but there's a few that I wanted to talk about.

1408
01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:01,840
Please.

1409
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:05,800
All right. So first up, we got like the royal outfits.

1410
01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:09,560
Which I like that, by the way, I go ahead.

1411
01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:11,240
Like what?

1412
01:51:11,440 --> 01:51:16,720
No, no, I was going to say I like I liked all of the royal clothing.

1413
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,120
I do, too.

1414
01:51:18,320 --> 01:51:24,040
I feel Princess Issa is summoning a little bit too much Princess Peach.

1415
01:51:24,240 --> 01:51:25,320
I can dig that.

1416
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:28,600
I will say, though, like the king, which, by the way,

1417
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:34,280
do you know that was what's his face from the only thing I can think of is

1418
01:51:34,480 --> 01:51:37,240
from the Saw movies, he's the guy that had cut his foot off.

1419
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:38,440
Yeah.

1420
01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:44,200
I did not like he does not look like him, like that guy in that at all.

1421
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:47,640
The king. But his crown, like when his crown fell off,

1422
01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:49,120
I like the way his crown looked.

1423
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:51,680
But when you got to kind of get a better look at it when it fell off,

1424
01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:54,200
I was like, oh, that crown is actually pretty dope.

1425
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,920
Like, it's I don't know.

1426
01:51:56,120 --> 01:51:59,280
Like, it's not like the normal king's crown you would think of.

1427
01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:00,720
And I like that a lot.

1428
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:05,280
Yeah. It kind of had like the Caesar.

1429
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:09,400
Like, like the like the leaf.

1430
01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:12,800
Yeah, I was going to say, like, natural looking.

1431
01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:14,200
Yeah. Yeah.

1432
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:15,280
I dug that a lot.

1433
01:52:15,480 --> 01:52:21,480
And I mean, I love, like, just the color scheme between everyone.

1434
01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:24,880
Like even like the Queen's outfit is freaking awesome.

1435
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:26,600
Yeah. Her crown is great, too.

1436
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,400
By the way, what are those two inquisitors behind them?

1437
01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,200
Why don't we get any of their backstory?

1438
01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:32,720
I know, dude.

1439
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:37,760
Like the masks in this are freaking awesome, dude.

1440
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:41,680
Have you ever played or heard of the game Blasphemous?

1441
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:42,680
No.

1442
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:44,480
Look it up at some point.

1443
01:52:44,480 --> 01:52:45,960
Anyone listening, look it up.

1444
01:52:46,160 --> 01:52:50,080
And if you want to see the kind of like cool mask work,

1445
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:57,280
like just about any mask from Blasphemous has kind of been brought to life,

1446
01:52:57,480 --> 01:53:01,840
at least in these two inquisitor looking dudes.

1447
01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,520
The whole game is like that.

1448
01:53:04,520 --> 01:53:05,840
I see you looking at it right now.

1449
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:06,760
Okay.

1450
01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:09,720
Yeah. Those are pretty cool.

1451
01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:13,120
That's some like nightmare fuel.

1452
01:53:13,320 --> 01:53:14,560
Yeah, exactly.

1453
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:17,920
Look, you can see the mouth or whatever.

1454
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:19,720
The eyes and the mouth of this, like,

1455
01:53:19,920 --> 01:53:23,240
inquisitor thing behind the Queen, like that's nightmare fuel.

1456
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:24,520
Like that looks insane.

1457
01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:27,280
If that thing was coming after you, you would not be like, okay,

1458
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:29,040
I guess I'll pull out my sword and swing it.

1459
01:53:29,040 --> 01:53:32,320
Like you would be crying. Yeah.

1460
01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:37,920
Yeah, that can definitely be said about these.

1461
01:53:38,480 --> 01:53:41,360
Yeah. The next outfit.

1462
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:43,360
Would be Jimmy.

1463
01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:48,640
Jimmy looked freaking dope, but I feel like they knew his headdress.

1464
01:53:48,840 --> 01:53:51,080
Oh, you mean when they took away his antlers?

1465
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:54,840
Yeah, dude, that was so when he walked

1466
01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:58,680
in there and he didn't have his antlers on, I was like, why?

1467
01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:01,160
Why even show them with the antlers to begin with?

1468
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:04,720
I know this is cool, by the way.

1469
01:54:04,920 --> 01:54:07,320
This looks cool if you didn't know

1470
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:10,600
that there was a version of this with antlers.

1471
01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:15,160
Just so goofy.

1472
01:54:15,360 --> 01:54:17,680
Yeah, I don't know if you've ever played

1473
01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:24,440
For Honor, but it feels like there's a there are different like head

1474
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:27,000
dresses that you can choose for your warriors.

1475
01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:28,760
And this feels like one of them.

1476
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:31,960
But then they also have one with like big antlers.

1477
01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:34,240
And I'm like, I'd much rather have that.

1478
01:54:34,440 --> 01:54:38,360
Dude, that's the that's the druids in Diablo four.

1479
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:42,600
Like, yeah, I'm with you.

1480
01:54:42,800 --> 01:54:48,960
Yeah, I love the design of Jimmy, like the detail that went into

1481
01:54:49,160 --> 01:54:55,240
just like the decoration on his chest and everything is fantastic.

1482
01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:58,320
That's the thing. Everything you can say if you were.

1483
01:54:58,520 --> 01:55:01,920
I wish we were live so people could be looking at this right now.

1484
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:06,040
But just the picture of him, like you can see his blue eyes and he's got like,

1485
01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:08,480
I don't know, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

1486
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:13,440
probably like a dozen more lights on his face that are supposed to be just like

1487
01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:16,920
the mask on the mask, I guess, like

1488
01:55:17,920 --> 01:55:22,520
for as much thought as they put into this design of this guy.

1489
01:55:22,520 --> 01:55:25,160
Just again, it will never not be

1490
01:55:25,360 --> 01:55:31,400
disappointing that they just did nothing with this character at all.

1491
01:55:33,480 --> 01:55:36,480
He came into the game way too frickin late.

1492
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:41,120
Like when he was talking to Cora, I was like, OK, I'm out frickin time.

1493
01:55:41,320 --> 01:55:43,240
I thought literally.

1494
01:55:43,440 --> 01:55:47,200
Yeah, I was literally right before he showed up.

1495
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:49,720
I was like, is this dude ever going to be here?

1496
01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:52,520
And then he rolls up like a frickin fog in the night.

1497
01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:54,480
I was like, oh, here it comes.

1498
01:55:54,680 --> 01:55:56,200
We're finally going to do this thing.

1499
01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:58,920
And he was like, anyway, fog away.

1500
01:55:59,120 --> 01:56:00,080
And then he's gone.

1501
01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:02,200
I'm like, all right, cool, I guess.

1502
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:05,320
Thanks for showing me the robot in space.

1503
01:56:05,520 --> 01:56:08,160
Yeah. So really liked his outfit.

1504
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:11,480
I thought like super cool.

1505
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:13,440
I think it's the next one.

1506
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:17,480
OK, his beard looks super fake.

1507
01:56:17,480 --> 01:56:21,040
His his by the way, you will never

1508
01:56:21,240 --> 01:56:23,040
convince me that that's not a wig on his head.

1509
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:27,760
Do no say, yeah, absolutely agree.

1510
01:56:27,960 --> 01:56:29,720
Bad choices.

1511
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:32,360
The outfit overall kind of cool.

1512
01:56:32,560 --> 01:56:34,240
The senators in the background.

1513
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:35,160
Pretty cool.

1514
01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:38,160
But yeah, this dude's

1515
01:56:38,360 --> 01:56:40,320
hair and makeup situation.

1516
01:56:40,520 --> 01:56:41,400
No bueno.

1517
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:46,280
If you look at like, like right by his eyes,

1518
01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:50,320
like where they go back down towards his cheekbone, like it makes it look like

1519
01:56:50,520 --> 01:56:54,160
he's just wearing a like a human mask.

1520
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:57,160
Like the whole thing looks fake.

1521
01:56:57,360 --> 01:56:59,760
Like it's wild to look at.

1522
01:56:59,960 --> 01:57:04,360
Yeah, I think they went a little overboard on the everything.

1523
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:08,080
On the everything is right.

1524
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:10,000
But I agree.

1525
01:57:10,200 --> 01:57:14,200
I like how they have like the again, they got the leaf thing going on,

1526
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:20,880
like the Caesar ish like motif, you know, like this oversized, like dramatic

1527
01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:23,960
like suit, I guess that you could say he has on.

1528
01:57:24,160 --> 01:57:28,400
And you can see the people within the background to like, yeah, it's.

1529
01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:32,160
As far as what he's wearing, like again, it feels appropriate.

1530
01:57:32,360 --> 01:57:34,840
It feels good, like for what they're doing,

1531
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:37,360
like they're being overdramatic and ridiculous.

1532
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:40,200
And that's exactly kind of how they look.

1533
01:57:40,200 --> 01:57:46,760
I'd say my only real complaint with this guy's casting is I don't feel like he

1534
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:53,680
aged up properly, like relative to Cora for someone that's like

1535
01:57:53,880 --> 01:57:56,400
technically her father figure and everything.

1536
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:59,800
Like, I feel like they should cast someone that's a bit older.

1537
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:01,200
Yeah, this there is.

1538
01:58:01,400 --> 01:58:03,200
Yeah, yes.

1539
01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:08,840
Like, I hate that I would I feel like it'd be like stereotyping him as just kind of

1540
01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:14,240
like the a great general leader, but Clancy Brown, I feel,

1541
01:58:14,440 --> 01:58:16,320
would have filled this role really well.

1542
01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:18,160
Who is Clancy Brown?

1543
01:58:18,360 --> 01:58:20,120
He's the one that does the voice for Mr.

1544
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:21,760
Krabs.

1545
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:26,120
You know, it's funny, I was just going to say they should have switched him and

1546
01:58:26,320 --> 01:58:30,920
Anthony Hopkins like he should have done the Jimmy voice and have Anthony Hopkins

1547
01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:36,480
be this character, I mean, probably too old, but

1548
01:58:36,480 --> 01:58:39,520
someone that is at least

1549
01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:41,920
because, by the way,

1550
01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:47,360
Mr. Krabs voice guy, he's eight thousand years old as well.

1551
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:49,560
I know, but he's still like intimidating

1552
01:58:49,760 --> 01:58:55,200
because he like you remember that the prison break episode of

1553
01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:57,040
Mandalorian.

1554
01:58:57,240 --> 01:58:59,960
Yes, by the way, big red dude.

1555
01:59:00,160 --> 01:59:02,680
Let me defend myself for just a second, though.

1556
01:59:02,680 --> 01:59:07,840
I just realized, too, I'm also like I also have the younger

1557
01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:11,440
version of Anthony Hopkins in my head.

1558
01:59:11,640 --> 01:59:14,760
That's like, yeah, and now it's kind of old and frail.

1559
01:59:14,960 --> 01:59:16,200
Yeah.

1560
01:59:16,400 --> 01:59:18,040
It's funny because I was thinking about it.

1561
01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:22,080
I'm like, yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense because he is way too old.

1562
01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:24,760
Yeah, for someone that like is a battle

1563
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:30,320
general or former battle general, like I don't I think Anthony Hopkins is kind

1564
01:59:30,320 --> 01:59:33,640
of a little past his prime.

1565
01:59:35,120 --> 01:59:35,720
All right.

1566
01:59:35,920 --> 01:59:36,880
Thank you. I thank you.

1567
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:41,920
Ideally, for someone like that, I think you need someone in there like.

1568
01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:43,280
Mid fifties.

1569
01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:46,280
Yeah, I was going to say the same thing.

1570
01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:49,240
You are correct, sir.

1571
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:51,120
Hmm.

1572
01:59:51,320 --> 01:59:56,440
Yeah, the the next outfit that I'm going to call out here.

1573
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:59,280
Is Nemesis.

1574
01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,280
Yes.

1575
02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:01,960
So.

1576
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:06,720
I feel like you've watched this show that I'm thinking of.

1577
02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:10,720
What does this outfit remind you of?

1578
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:13,440
Or did this remind you of anything?

1579
02:00:13,640 --> 02:00:17,880
I mean, looking at it right now, it makes me think of like

1580
02:00:18,080 --> 02:00:20,920
her hat makes me think of the Wizard of Oz.

1581
02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:23,800
She seems like a wicked witch.

1582
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:25,560
I don't know.

1583
02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:27,000
I don't know what I'm supposed to be thinking.

1584
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:28,600
I feel like I'm going to say the wrong answer.

1585
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:30,520
No, no, you're not.

1586
02:00:30,720 --> 02:00:32,800
It's.

1587
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:37,480
I'll just show you because this is the when I saw her initially, this is

1588
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:41,000
immediate, this is exactly what I pictured.

1589
02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:42,480
Is it going to be from Avatar?

1590
02:00:42,680 --> 02:00:43,920
No.

1591
02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:46,520
Ha ha.

1592
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:55,520
Oh, my God, it is Crow Rick.

1593
02:00:55,520 --> 02:01:00,800
Dude, it's this like look at his his shirt.

1594
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:02,960
And then go back to hers.

1595
02:01:03,160 --> 02:01:04,400
It is the same.

1596
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:06,800
Oh, my God.

1597
02:01:07,000 --> 02:01:11,800
You put some wings on this lady and she is Crow Rick, Queen of the Crows.

1598
02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:14,480
That is so good.

1599
02:01:14,680 --> 02:01:16,640
I'm so glad.

1600
02:01:16,840 --> 02:01:19,000
Oh, my God.

1601
02:01:19,200 --> 02:01:20,400
All right.

1602
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:26,880
Well, maybe my vote just went up to Iconic.

1603
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:34,240
That's amazing.

1604
02:01:34,440 --> 02:01:36,240
Yeah, the.

1605
02:01:37,520 --> 02:01:41,560
I wouldn't quite put them at Iconic, but.

1606
02:01:41,760 --> 02:01:48,000
I do feel like the costumes in this are a little bit better than the first.

1607
02:01:48,200 --> 02:01:50,000
Yes, I agreed.

1608
02:01:50,000 --> 02:01:58,080
I think last time I gave the costumes a seven, I think that they've bumped

1609
02:01:58,280 --> 02:02:00,640
themselves up to an eight.

1610
02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:08,480
Honestly, the only reason I'm not giving them a ten is because of a goofy Tarzan

1611
02:02:08,680 --> 02:02:12,240
man wearing a shirt the whole time, like just looking like he's about to go to work

1612
02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:16,200
at an office like what the hell you're the you're the barbarian.

1613
02:02:16,400 --> 02:02:18,560
Like you're literally the muscle.

1614
02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:21,080
Like, what are you doing?

1615
02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:23,520
But I'm going to give it a nine, though.

1616
02:02:23,720 --> 02:02:29,440
Like, I think again, like it's shocking to me how good this movie looks.

1617
02:02:29,640 --> 02:02:33,280
Yeah, dude, you want to know some bullshit.

1618
02:02:33,480 --> 02:02:35,360
What is up with the fricking rebellion

1619
02:02:35,560 --> 02:02:38,560
coming in last second once all the hard work is done?

1620
02:02:38,760 --> 02:02:40,000
Yeah.

1621
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:50,160
That's like I know I was watching like when they finally started coming in, I was

1622
02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:52,520
like, who the hell are these guys?

1623
02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:55,800
And then I saw that it was like the rebellion.

1624
02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:58,560
I was like, dude, day late and a dollar short.

1625
02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:00,680
What the hell?

1626
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:02,840
I listen to this movie.

1627
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:08,400
I almost need to watch the ending again because I'm realizing, A,

1628
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:12,600
I didn't realize that Gunner died like I ever since you told me that he died.

1629
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:17,480
I have been trying to conjure the shape of his dead body in my head and I can't do

1630
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:20,040
it like I can't imagine him dying.

1631
02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:21,600
None of it.

1632
02:03:21,800 --> 02:03:25,800
All I remember from the end of this movie, I remember this movie happening.

1633
02:03:26,000 --> 02:03:28,600
And then I remember it ending with them going in.

1634
02:03:28,800 --> 02:03:32,680
The princess is still out there to be continued.

1635
02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:36,120
And I was like, no.

1636
02:03:36,120 --> 02:03:41,840
Like, why are you leaving yourself open for more of this nonsense?

1637
02:03:42,040 --> 02:03:43,120
Like enough.

1638
02:03:43,320 --> 02:03:44,880
Haven't we had enough?

1639
02:03:45,080 --> 02:03:48,520
Haven't we seen enough?

1640
02:03:48,720 --> 02:03:51,360
Yeah, evidently not.

1641
02:03:51,560 --> 02:03:54,440
No, evidently not indeed.

1642
02:03:58,640 --> 02:03:59,760
All right.

1643
02:03:59,960 --> 02:04:02,360
Last up, we got our own personal scores.

1644
02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:03,840
So let's hear yours.

1645
02:04:03,840 --> 02:04:10,720
I again, I just want to say to everyone listening right now,

1646
02:04:10,920 --> 02:04:16,360
if you didn't listen to Rebel Moon Part One that I was also a part of, I brought

1647
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:20,120
this into existence for the All Brothers podcast.

1648
02:04:20,320 --> 02:04:26,120
Like, I truly came into this both of these movies thinking to myself,

1649
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:28,000
this is going to be good.

1650
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:32,560
Like the critics are saying this movie is no good, but they are haters.

1651
02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:34,800
And I don't believe it.

1652
02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:40,000
And I'm here to tell you, it's all true.

1653
02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:48,040
It's just it's not a good movie.

1654
02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:54,000
Like, it doesn't even I can't even go with you, Jacob.

1655
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:59,680
What is wrong with me, Caleb, to say that I even think this thing has like good

1656
02:04:59,680 --> 02:05:03,320
bones like it's not.

1657
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:07,720
It's just it's just not a good movie.

1658
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,400
Like, it's not a good movie.

1659
02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:11,560
It's not a good sequel.

1660
02:05:11,760 --> 02:05:12,960
Actually, I take it back.

1661
02:05:13,160 --> 02:05:18,200
It kind of is a good sequel in the sense that like it looks better than the last

1662
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:25,160
one did, so I guess it kind of is better, but it's just it's just not.

1663
02:05:25,360 --> 02:05:26,160
It's just not.

1664
02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:27,920
I'm giving this movie.

1665
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:36,200
I am giving my personal grade to this movie as a 59, the highest F you can give it

1666
02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:41,360
just because I do think there were I do think there were redeeming things

1667
02:05:41,560 --> 02:05:45,320
about this, but like not they weren't redeeming to the movie.

1668
02:05:45,520 --> 02:05:49,560
They were redeeming unto themselves like

1669
02:05:49,760 --> 02:05:57,040
Atticus and Jimmy and they just yeah, the costumes in general.

1670
02:05:57,040 --> 02:06:00,960
Like they just they looked good in spite of what the movie was.

1671
02:06:01,160 --> 02:06:03,600
The effects look good in spite of what the movie was.

1672
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:05,040
It just.

1673
02:06:05,240 --> 02:06:06,520
Even though there were good things

1674
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:10,640
happening, none of it made the movie any better.

1675
02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:12,320
Yeah.

1676
02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:16,760
That you are not wrong.

1677
02:06:18,480 --> 02:06:20,520
Sorry, Zack Snyder.

1678
02:06:20,720 --> 02:06:23,280
Yeah, I

1679
02:06:23,280 --> 02:06:27,640
I see the potential of what this could have been.

1680
02:06:27,840 --> 02:06:29,720
And.

1681
02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:35,400
I feel like I hold it in a little higher regard, but yeah, it's not.

1682
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:42,960
It's not the best movie in the world by a frickin mile, but I.

1683
02:06:43,160 --> 02:06:45,880
I want to like if if it's true and we're

1684
02:06:46,080 --> 02:06:52,200
going to get a rated R cut with like a little bit more in depth story and what not.

1685
02:06:52,200 --> 02:06:57,160
I am interested enough to see that.

1686
02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:00,760
This movie was two plus hours long.

1687
02:07:00,960 --> 02:07:06,880
I know, but I feel like there's some story like.

1688
02:07:07,080 --> 02:07:11,440
I don't know. I'm holding out hope that maybe Zack Snyder just has

1689
02:07:11,640 --> 02:07:15,880
isn't able to make short movies.

1690
02:07:16,080 --> 02:07:18,160
Even like I know this is long.

1691
02:07:18,360 --> 02:07:21,920
I know this is long, but I think that maybe he just needs

1692
02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:25,640
more time to get what he really wants out.

1693
02:07:25,840 --> 02:07:30,280
And I'm hoping that's the case because I hope the rate of our cuts much better.

1694
02:07:30,480 --> 02:07:34,760
Did you like the Snyder cut of the Justice League?

1695
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:39,320
I liked it better than the theatrical cut.

1696
02:07:39,680 --> 02:07:44,760
Jesus Christ, you're going to make me watch this frickin rated R version.

1697
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:52,080
Listen, unless it is like significantly different, I will not recommend it.

1698
02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:55,640
That is unless it is significantly different.

1699
02:07:55,840 --> 02:08:01,440
What he was trying to tell me about this rated R version when he was on Joseph

1700
02:08:01,640 --> 02:08:05,520
Rogan's podcast was that it is going to be significantly different.

1701
02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:10,440
But this is also the same guy that told us that Rebel Moon.

1702
02:08:10,440 --> 02:08:15,280
Like, again, everything he said about Rebel Moon was not what I witnessed when I

1703
02:08:15,480 --> 02:08:19,600
saw that movie, so maybe that's what he's talking about when he's talking about

1704
02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:21,720
the rated R version.

1705
02:08:21,920 --> 02:08:23,920
Are we going to watch this movie?

1706
02:08:24,120 --> 02:08:29,760
Listen, if we watch those two stupid rated R movies, I will do a quick review

1707
02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,840
where we just do both at the same time.

1708
02:08:31,840 --> 02:08:40,440
I am right now refusing to do two more full episodes on these shitty movies.

1709
02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:43,800
Well, hey, if part three and part four

1710
02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:47,320
come out, you're not going to have a choice, but on the rated R, we can

1711
02:08:47,520 --> 02:08:49,600
definitely do just a quickie.

1712
02:08:49,800 --> 02:08:51,760
Oh, God.

1713
02:08:51,960 --> 02:08:53,440
Oh, God.

1714
02:08:53,640 --> 02:08:54,800
They're rated so low.

1715
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:58,680
Please, God, don't let there be a third and fourth.

1716
02:08:58,680 --> 02:09:04,920
Yeah, so I think I'm going to be given this 69 for my personal score.

1717
02:09:05,120 --> 02:09:09,240
You're a decent human being, Caleb.

1718
02:09:09,440 --> 02:09:10,720
All right.

1719
02:09:10,920 --> 02:09:15,480
Well, with that, that wraps up this week's breakdown.

1720
02:09:15,680 --> 02:09:21,400
So going through these scores, Rebel Moon, the scar giver, has ended up

1721
02:09:21,600 --> 02:09:26,360
ranking or sitting at a gosh damn it.

1722
02:09:26,360 --> 02:09:31,400
Going through these categories, a Rebel Moon, the scar giver,

1723
02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:37,040
the story ended up averaging out to a 66.5.

1724
02:09:37,240 --> 02:09:38,000
Mm hmm.

1725
02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:43,320
The writing is sitting three points below that at a 63.

1726
02:09:43,520 --> 02:09:51,480
The acting got a pretty decent jump, sitting at a 72.5.

1727
02:09:51,480 --> 02:09:57,360
The character development of which there was none is sitting at a 60.

1728
02:09:58,040 --> 02:10:06,920
The effects are the highest point of this film, sitting at a 96.

1729
02:10:07,120 --> 02:10:10,680
The music is sitting at a six out of 10.

1730
02:10:10,880 --> 02:10:13,520
The costumes are an eight out of 10.

1731
02:10:13,720 --> 02:10:18,440
And then our personal score ended up averaging out to a 64.

1732
02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:25,040
So with that, the final all bros and untrained eye letter grade for Rebel

1733
02:10:25,240 --> 02:10:32,760
Moon, the scar giver, has come out to a C minus.

1734
02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:34,720
This is horseshit.

1735
02:10:34,920 --> 02:10:35,880
I quit. You know what?

1736
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:41,600
I was waiting, but I resign from this show forever.

1737
02:10:41,800 --> 02:10:43,600
Goodbye.

1738
02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:48,360
C minus. What did Rebel Moon get?

1739
02:10:48,560 --> 02:10:49,960
Good question.

1740
02:10:50,160 --> 02:10:56,960
I had all these categorized, but they got kind of screwed up.

1741
02:10:57,160 --> 02:11:00,320
I feel like the effects is what really,

1742
02:11:00,520 --> 02:11:05,040
really made this movie go somewhere it shouldn't have been.

1743
02:11:05,240 --> 02:11:06,600
Oh, man.

1744
02:11:06,800 --> 02:11:09,440
Oh, man, dude.

1745
02:11:09,640 --> 02:11:12,480
Rebel Moon.

1746
02:11:12,480 --> 02:11:15,920
So just getting into these.

1747
02:11:16,120 --> 02:11:20,080
So Rebel Moon also scored a C minus.

1748
02:11:20,280 --> 02:11:21,600
Okay.

1749
02:11:21,800 --> 02:11:27,480
But Rebel Moon, the scar giver is sitting at a 72.75%

1750
02:11:27,680 --> 02:11:33,920
where part one is sitting at a 71.95%.

1751
02:11:34,120 --> 02:11:35,040
Wow.

1752
02:11:35,240 --> 02:11:38,400
So the scar giver actually ended up scoring higher.

1753
02:11:38,400 --> 02:11:45,600
So I actually agree with that only again on the effects

1754
02:11:45,800 --> 02:11:47,120
and the costumes.

1755
02:11:47,320 --> 02:11:48,920
Like I.

1756
02:11:49,120 --> 02:11:51,200
Yeah, I guess.

1757
02:11:51,400 --> 02:11:52,520
Yeah.

1758
02:11:52,720 --> 02:11:55,600
Because otherwise, that was the only thing that set it apart.

1759
02:11:55,800 --> 02:11:57,800
Wait a minute. Which one do you say was higher?

1760
02:11:58,000 --> 02:11:59,800
This one was right. The scar giver.

1761
02:12:00,000 --> 02:12:04,040
Yeah, I said it was the only thing that set it apart

1762
02:12:04,240 --> 02:12:06,880
because otherwise it was basically the same movie again.

1763
02:12:06,880 --> 02:12:09,520
And just the continuation.

1764
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:10,800
Yeah.

1765
02:12:11,000 --> 02:12:12,760
So

1766
02:12:12,960 --> 02:12:15,760
you want to hear what it's above first or what it's below?

1767
02:12:15,960 --> 02:12:20,120
I need to hear what it's below first because the above are going to,

1768
02:12:20,320 --> 02:12:22,680
I hope, make me and everyone else very angry.

1769
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:27,320
So this is at the top end of C minus.

1770
02:12:27,520 --> 02:12:31,520
So there's only one other C minus movie above this.

1771
02:12:31,720 --> 02:12:35,880
And it's the the Tom and Jerry movie.

1772
02:12:35,880 --> 02:12:37,120
Huh?

1773
02:12:37,320 --> 02:12:40,280
The one with Chloe Grace Moretz that came out.

1774
02:12:40,480 --> 02:12:42,120
I know it, but I didn't see it.

1775
02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:43,000
Yeah.

1776
02:12:43,200 --> 02:12:46,920
So and then you're getting into sea territory,

1777
02:12:47,120 --> 02:12:51,880
which puts it below Space Jam, a new legacy.

1778
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:54,960
It is below Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

1779
02:12:55,160 --> 02:12:56,400
Oh, it's below that.

1780
02:12:56,600 --> 02:12:58,000
OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1781
02:12:58,200 --> 02:13:04,000
So Space Jam, the new Space Jam is better than this movie.

1782
02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:05,600
OK, yes.

1783
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:06,920
Yes.

1784
02:13:07,120 --> 02:13:09,520
And then Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

1785
02:13:09,720 --> 02:13:11,440
I will agree with that.

1786
02:13:11,640 --> 02:13:13,280
Then Saltburn.

1787
02:13:13,480 --> 02:13:19,960
Saltburn should be closer to this movie.

1788
02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:28,320
Honestly, it's really freaking close.

1789
02:13:28,520 --> 02:13:31,680
It's point nine percent difference.

1790
02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:34,880
Yeah, should be closer.

1791
02:13:34,880 --> 02:13:35,880
Yeah.

1792
02:13:36,080 --> 02:13:40,680
Then it is below Scoob.

1793
02:13:40,880 --> 02:13:43,880
I never saw Scoob, but that makes me sad that Scoob is so low.

1794
02:13:44,080 --> 02:13:50,800
And then it is below B minus or I'm sorry, C category.

1795
02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:51,720
Sorry.

1796
02:13:51,920 --> 02:13:54,400
Yeah. So these are all all these other ones are Cs.

1797
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:58,080
Then it's below Venom.

1798
02:13:58,280 --> 02:14:00,960
Yeah, for sure.

1799
02:14:00,960 --> 02:14:06,160
If you're going with Sci-Fi, Venom was way better than this.

1800
02:14:06,360 --> 02:14:07,280
All right.

1801
02:14:07,480 --> 02:14:09,200
Going the opposite direction.

1802
02:14:09,400 --> 02:14:14,800
It is sitting above X-Men Dark Phoenix.

1803
02:14:15,000 --> 02:14:18,880
Yeah.

1804
02:14:19,080 --> 02:14:19,320
OK.

1805
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:20,760
Dark Phoenix was pretty bad.

1806
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:24,400
It's sitting above Morbius as well.

1807
02:14:24,600 --> 02:14:28,560
I've not seen Morbius, but I've hear it's not great.

1808
02:14:28,560 --> 02:14:33,240
So Morbius and Dark Phoenix are like the exact same score.

1809
02:14:33,440 --> 02:14:34,960
That's hilarious.

1810
02:14:35,160 --> 02:14:36,360
Dark Phoenix.

1811
02:14:36,560 --> 02:14:38,880
I would actually watch that.

1812
02:14:39,080 --> 02:14:40,200
This movie was so bad.

1813
02:14:40,400 --> 02:14:43,600
I would watch a lot of movies that I thought I didn't like again.

1814
02:14:43,800 --> 02:14:45,920
And Dark Phoenix is one of them.

1815
02:14:46,120 --> 02:14:47,240
Yeah.

1816
02:14:47,440 --> 02:14:50,720
It is sitting above Rebel Moon.

1817
02:14:50,920 --> 02:14:55,000
It is above Star Wars, The Last Jedi.

1818
02:14:55,000 --> 02:15:01,520
And now was that one that was just you and Rose or did someone else have a hand in that nonsense?

1819
02:15:01,720 --> 02:15:09,880
I want to say some other people had a say in that, but I do believe that they brought it up.

1820
02:15:10,080 --> 02:15:10,840
Really?

1821
02:15:11,040 --> 02:15:11,600
Yes.

1822
02:15:11,800 --> 02:15:16,760
So Rose, is it you or Rose that is the hater of The Last Jedi?

1823
02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:20,520
I think we both pretty much equally dislike it.

1824
02:15:20,720 --> 02:15:22,440
That's hilarious.

1825
02:15:22,440 --> 02:15:24,800
I have my problems with it, but anyway, sorry.

1826
02:15:25,000 --> 02:15:26,120
Go ahead.

1827
02:15:26,320 --> 02:15:30,600
It is also above Madame Web.

1828
02:15:30,800 --> 02:15:32,480
Above.

1829
02:15:32,680 --> 02:15:34,040
Ah, no.

1830
02:15:34,240 --> 02:15:38,080
Madame Web should be above this movie.

1831
02:15:38,280 --> 02:15:40,280
This was Madame Web was bad.

1832
02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:48,640
I would watch Madame Web once a week for six months, then watch this movie again.

1833
02:15:48,640 --> 02:15:52,280
Well, you want to know what I'm pretty sure it came down to?

1834
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:55,120
I think it's because the costumes were better.

1835
02:15:55,320 --> 02:15:57,160
Yeah.

1836
02:15:57,360 --> 02:15:57,720
Yeah.

1837
02:15:57,720 --> 02:15:59,760
Because Madame Web's costumes were nothing.

1838
02:15:59,760 --> 02:16:01,400
They were just like, hey, you going outside?

1839
02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:02,480
Here's some clothes.

1840
02:16:02,680 --> 02:16:03,600
Yeah.

1841
02:16:03,800 --> 02:16:07,120
And then finally, it is above Cats.

1842
02:16:07,320 --> 02:16:08,920
I never saw it.

1843
02:16:09,120 --> 02:16:11,680
I feel like one day I do need to see that movie, though.

1844
02:16:11,880 --> 02:16:12,440
Yeah.

1845
02:16:12,640 --> 02:16:13,200
That is one.

1846
02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:15,680
The soundtrack saved that movie.

1847
02:16:15,680 --> 02:16:20,960
Like the soundtrack's freaking kick ass.

1848
02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:22,560
Yeah.

1849
02:16:22,760 --> 02:16:25,960
That's funny because I'm pretty sure with Cats specifically,

1850
02:16:26,160 --> 02:16:33,160
it got pretty much failing on everything except for a 10 out of 10 on music.

1851
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:39,280
And then costumes, I think we ended up giving that a five or a four.

1852
02:16:39,480 --> 02:16:42,560
I forget what we ended up giving it.

1853
02:16:42,560 --> 02:16:46,360
Let me see if I can find that just for shits and giggles.

1854
02:16:46,560 --> 02:16:47,920
Oh, we gave it a five.

1855
02:16:48,120 --> 02:16:49,760
There you go.

1856
02:16:52,400 --> 02:16:59,640
But yeah, the effects is pretty sure the lowest score we've ever given anything on

1857
02:16:59,840 --> 02:17:02,040
Cats, we gave that a 31.

1858
02:17:02,240 --> 02:17:04,840
Even Food Fight or whatever.

1859
02:17:05,040 --> 02:17:05,760
What's that movie?

1860
02:17:05,960 --> 02:17:09,280
The animated piece of trash.

1861
02:17:09,480 --> 02:17:09,720
Yeah.

1862
02:17:09,920 --> 02:17:11,880
What did we give Food Fight?

1863
02:17:11,880 --> 02:17:13,720
Yeah, even lower than Food Fight.

1864
02:17:13,920 --> 02:17:15,560
We gave Food Fight a 33.

1865
02:17:15,760 --> 02:17:17,760
That's hilarious.

1866
02:17:17,960 --> 02:17:20,640
That is hilarious.

1867
02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:21,840
Hmm.

1868
02:17:24,040 --> 02:17:26,000
I got to watch that.

1869
02:17:26,200 --> 02:17:27,120
I got to watch Cats.

1870
02:17:27,320 --> 02:17:30,320
I might have to dispute this.

1871
02:17:31,680 --> 02:17:35,840
But yeah, so that is where Rebel Moon is sitting.

1872
02:17:36,040 --> 02:17:37,320
33.

1873
02:17:37,520 --> 02:17:38,480
All right.

1874
02:17:38,680 --> 02:17:39,560
Well, I listen.

1875
02:17:39,560 --> 02:17:42,160
I think it's for one of the first times ever.

1876
02:17:42,360 --> 02:17:44,880
I think we finally found a good home for a movie.

1877
02:17:45,080 --> 02:17:51,880
I think it should be in the D minus instead of the C minus, but I'll take it.

1878
02:17:52,080 --> 02:17:54,600
Yeah, it's

1879
02:17:54,800 --> 02:18:00,600
it's funny how the different categories will affect, because music and costumes

1880
02:18:00,800 --> 02:18:05,160
will always kind of bump something up.

1881
02:18:05,160 --> 02:18:10,360
Yeah, because this movie does not deserve the C minus that it has, like by any

1882
02:18:10,560 --> 02:18:15,800
stretch, and that's what I mean by the parts don't make the whole any better.

1883
02:18:16,000 --> 02:18:20,560
Because even though the music and the costumes were good, like the movie still,

1884
02:18:20,760 --> 02:18:26,240
it's an injustice to other C minuses to put this at a C minus.

1885
02:18:27,600 --> 02:18:30,120
Yeah, but.

1886
02:18:30,320 --> 02:18:31,240
But we did it.

1887
02:18:31,440 --> 02:18:31,880
Yeah.

1888
02:18:32,080 --> 02:18:34,040
So.

1889
02:18:34,040 --> 02:18:38,040
Yeah, with that, that wraps up this week's breakdown.

1890
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:41,920
DJ, do you want to tell everyone where they can find you when you eventually

1891
02:18:42,120 --> 02:18:43,480
kick things back up again?

1892
02:18:43,680 --> 02:18:45,320
My grand re-entrance.

1893
02:18:45,520 --> 02:18:51,600
You can find me and my lovely wife, Bethany, on the podcast known as the untrained eye.

1894
02:18:51,800 --> 02:18:52,680
Look it up right now.

1895
02:18:52,680 --> 02:18:53,920
Check out our last episode.

1896
02:18:54,120 --> 02:18:57,760
I have no idea what it was, but it was in November of 2023.

1897
02:18:57,960 --> 02:19:00,680
See what the past was like

1898
02:19:00,680 --> 02:19:07,240
again with your recommendations of any any kind of good sci fi.

1899
02:19:07,440 --> 02:19:14,040
Please at untrained I pod at untrained iPod E Y E P O D on everything.

1900
02:19:14,240 --> 02:19:15,640
But I'm mainly on Instagram.

1901
02:19:15,840 --> 02:19:20,240
So check it out, man.

1902
02:19:20,440 --> 02:19:24,640
Or one day I'll take lady suggestions.

1903
02:19:25,400 --> 02:19:26,720
Well.

1904
02:19:26,720 --> 02:19:31,840
We will be posting or I'll tag all the

1905
02:19:32,040 --> 02:19:36,760
the places you can find DJ in the episode description.

1906
02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:42,840
But if you like this episode, want to check out more of our stuff,

1907
02:19:43,040 --> 02:19:51,720
you can find me and my hetero life partner Rose on anywhere podcasts are available.

1908
02:19:51,920 --> 02:19:54,280
All social media.

1909
02:19:54,280 --> 02:19:55,560
Facebook.

1910
02:19:56,000 --> 02:19:58,000
Not Twitter anymore.

1911
02:19:58,200 --> 02:20:02,080
Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn.

1912
02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:04,640
We're all at the Albros.

1913
02:20:05,640 --> 02:20:12,480
You can also find all of our stuff on our website, tinyurl.com forward slash the Albros.

1914
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:16,680
If you want to hit us up with an episode idea,

1915
02:20:16,880 --> 02:20:20,120
want to join us for an episode, whatever the case may be,

1916
02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:22,680
the best way to contact us would be via email.

1917
02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:28,120
The best way to contact us would be through our email, which once again you can find

1918
02:20:28,320 --> 02:20:36,920
in our our website or you can just email the Albros channel at Gmail dot com.

1919
02:20:37,120 --> 02:20:42,280
Next week, Rose is going to be at a commission that week,

1920
02:20:42,480 --> 02:20:49,720
but we will be joined by Big Ben Bollman to break down the

1921
02:20:49,720 --> 02:20:54,840
latest remake. I think.

1922
02:20:55,040 --> 02:20:57,160
I think if there's any more like more

1923
02:20:57,360 --> 02:21:03,240
recent ones, but we'll be breaking down the remake of Roadhouse.

1924
02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:06,400
It might finally be my excuse to watch

1925
02:21:06,600 --> 02:21:10,560
that movie because I had zero interest in it at all.

1926
02:21:11,440 --> 02:21:13,000
Yeah.

1927
02:21:13,200 --> 02:21:15,880
Yeah, me or I was trying to come up with

1928
02:21:15,880 --> 02:21:20,280
like ideas of of episodes that we could do, and that was one that I had.

1929
02:21:20,480 --> 02:21:22,200
I've been wanting to do because I watch it.

1930
02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:24,560
I'm like, this is just utterly ridiculous.

1931
02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:29,160
And Riley was actually the one that's like, dude, you should get Ben since he's

1932
02:21:29,360 --> 02:21:33,920
actually seen the OG and I'm like, has he like talked about it before?

1933
02:21:33,920 --> 02:21:36,480
And he's there like I haven't heard him personally.

1934
02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:38,560
I'd be shocked if he didn't.

1935
02:21:38,760 --> 02:21:43,840
I was going to say, even if he has like, he's the perfect guy to be on for that.

1936
02:21:43,840 --> 02:21:49,200
Yeah. So we'll be or I will be breaking that one down with him next week.

1937
02:21:49,400 --> 02:21:52,280
And I'm super excited about it.

1938
02:21:52,480 --> 02:21:54,960
I actually probably going to rewatch it

1939
02:21:55,160 --> 02:21:58,520
because I was laughing so hard the first go around.

1940
02:21:58,720 --> 02:22:00,640
That's a good time.

1941
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:02,560
It's a good time.

1942
02:22:02,760 --> 02:22:05,440
It's ridiculous over the top.

1943
02:22:05,640 --> 02:22:08,680
It's kind of exactly what I imagined the original being.

1944
02:22:08,880 --> 02:22:11,960
It doesn't take itself seriously whatsoever.

1945
02:22:11,960 --> 02:22:15,440
And but it's funny as shit.

1946
02:22:15,640 --> 02:22:17,400
So, yeah.

1947
02:22:17,600 --> 02:22:20,960
So you guys can look forward to that next week.

1948
02:22:21,160 --> 02:22:24,440
Until then, this has been the All Bros podcast.

1949
02:22:24,640 --> 02:22:31,360
I'm Caleb and I'm DJ and we'll catch you guys next time.

1950
02:22:31,360 --> 02:22:42,080
Doses so loud.