What is up bros? I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to
give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.
Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast we are joined by none other than the
Mr Plunge. I don't know if there's anyone better on the earth than breaking rose than
I. No seriously. I'm going to I'm just going to start calling you the biggest grownups
to fan. The biggest smallest all of the verbs fit adjectives fit. I'm the only grownups
to fan. I will say the only person I think has broken rose more than you has been all
me. That's sad. I want to be on the same category. Oh man. Anyway on this week's episode in weekly
watch we got a couple movies to discuss this week. None of them of which I have watched.
Plastic man. I know I've been on a show kick. I know I've been on a show kick lately. So
I've been watching fallout but we don't really talk about shows on here. But for any of you
curious it's actually pretty good. But yeah after that we will be getting into our headliner
which will be our breakdown of the Oscar winning movie poor things which is currently available
on Hulu for those of you that have not seen it and also Disney plus since they did the
whole merger. Very funny. I actually watched this on Disney plus and it felt weird. You
feel wrong. There's nothing like watching a movie like that and then just like hitting
back and then seeing like Cinderella and beauty in the beat like all those. It's just like
it feels dirty. All right. But without further ado let's say we get on into this. Do it.
All right. This is failing Hollywood with me. Billion Grant and your host Mikey T. We
work in film and it's terrible. And there's like strikes and stuff and then covid and
stuff and I keep a toaster next to my bathtub. Yeah. Because we're we work at props. That's
why. That's why. That's why. Because I want to die. I thought you kept your soap hot.
You know. Slick it down. Heat it up before you rub it all over your body. I freaking
love his promos. Dude. Suicide joke is the best. I met Grant like a month ago. I was
at my house. We flew out for my nephew's birthday. So I was a two failing Hollywood and I was
like chilling out with my niece out in like the corner of the yard and I just heard a
voice and I was like I know that voice. Why do I know that voice. I don't know anyone
here. This is not where I live. It took me like five minutes because I hadn't gone to
the beginning part of the party and then I just see a dude and I was like that guy looks
familiar. Why does that guy look familiar. And then he talked again and I was like Grant
and he's like yes. I was like podcast. That's right. Most of the words we spoke. But it
was yeah. That was nice. It's crazy that we can recognize people by their voices. I feel
like there's not very many other like things that we could be doing where that'd be the
case. It was so weird because I was like I don't know. I don't know people coming to
this party. I wouldn't have any reason to know a single soul.
All right. Well this week in weekly watch like I said we got a couple new things to
talk about. So Rose you want to hit us with what you watched first. I would love to. I
had a feeling that was going to be his reaction. So yeah I re I haven't watched this since
I was a kid. I rewatched Fat Albert. Sure did. Dropped it on Hulu and Disney plus. So
I had to check it out. And you know what I feel it's one of the better cartoons to live
action adaptations because I think it's interesting how they do it where they come out of the
TV. They can only stay in the real world for so long or otherwise they'll fade away. And
I don't know. I think it's it's a fun movie. I had just as good of a time as I did as a
kid. So.
I'll be real. I don't know if I've ever seen Fat Albert in its entirety. I don't think
so either. But like looking at Kenan Thompson it works. It definitely works. Oh shit. Dude
I can think of a better casting. I kind of like the simplicity in the. Kind of jarring.
Oh shit. No I feel like everyone is cast perfectly. What do they do about the guy who's like hat
is also his lips. Oh so it's actually really fun. So when they get into the real world
like I think like a day or two after he takes it off and they're just like oh my god you
have such a nice face. But then when they go back into the TV he jumps in without his
hat and like you literally just see floating eyeballs and teeth. It's kind of kind of terrifying.
That's amazing. It's like really funny when all of them like as they go along in the real
world all of their like quirks that make them special like go away like Mosh Mouth is actually
able to like talk English and like people can understand him. But then right when he
goes back into the TV just back to no nobody being able to understand a damn thing you
can say. What's the teacher lessons that the TV gives today's children autism. There we
get something like that. Yeah. Yeah since I feel this is one of the better like you said
cartoons to animate wow cartoons to live action adaptations. I would actually give it a stream
of hell yeah. I was a little I was a little worried that you're going to throw a five
dollar Tuesday its way and I was going to freaking fight you. I haven't seen the whole
thing. I know that's crap. No yeah dude I could never do it that high. Fair enough.
All right and then the next movie we got is actually one that Mr. Plunge watched this
week so you want to tell us about that one. That's right. The greatest hits brand new
just came out on Hulu scratched every part of my brain of a movie that I like it. Yeah
really nice. I don't know. It's about this woman who got into an accident and she time
travels via music. So every time she hears a song it takes her back to the first time
she heard it if it has like some sort of core memory. Oh OK. Pretty quickly but something
tragic happened to her and a loved one. So she lives in the past like every night she
goes back and lives in the past but then meet someone new. But also she has these like she
goggles up not goggles ear earplugs up when she goes out in public because if she just
hears a song in passing she like passes out. OK. But then she meets someone new. But how
am I going to meet someone new when I can't take my my headphones off. You know. So it's
a beautiful story of grief time. Love and it just is about music which is an elite soundtrack.
Yeah Lucy Boyd is fantastic in it. Big crush giant crush. But I recommend giving it a watch.
It's new on Hulu. Didn't know it existed before last night. I was just scrolling letterbox
like trying to find someone to put on in the background. And then this stole my attention
for the whatever hundred minutes it is. I got to say the time travel element is super
interesting to me. I'm here for it. One of my favorite movies is the that involves time
travel or uncontrollable time travel is the time travelers life. Not familiar. Oh that's
a good one. So it's it's Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana like super super interesting. They
redid the I guess the story a little bit with with some new people. And I think they made
a show on HBO and pretty good adaptation. But I think I preferred the Eric Bana version
more. Yeah it was really cool. And then she has like this board in her room because then
she starts learning what songs take her to like what moments. So then she like tracks
that so she wants to go back to whatever time she like knows what songs put on. And then
she's like searching for specific moments but she doesn't remember the song but she
knows there's a song type shit like that. It was cool. I like the how they did the concept
of time travel. I'm here for it. I freaking love shit like that. That's freaking awesome.
Dude Hulu releases some sneaky good movies. It does. Many people are calling it eternal
sunshine of the spotify list mind. I actually really like that. That's pretty good. Yeah
I was surprised because it was just like a random Hulu spotlight searchlight picture.
I was like OK sure. And at the end I think I think I have is like my second favorite
movie of the year. Oh yeah. So damn I give it a five dollar Tuesday. Hell yeah. That's
usually as good as like non big streaming movies get unless they're like out of this
world and amazing. My my like equivalent of like a five dollar Tuesday or wanting to watch
something on the big screen as I'll watch it on big screen the other VR headset. And
that that satisfies my my urge like fairly well. But free love that. Yeah. Once again
I was lame this week and didn't really watch anything. So yeah. Losing watching TV with
idiots watch TV these days. Idiots with no time. He said it on me. I am slowly like running
out of shows to watch. So I will be up in on the movie train wagon again. The office.
I'm just saying the office is always there. Oh man. I don't know if I can do the office
just skips to you. I've got I've got this. No no no no no. I'm sick of the narrative
that season one is not good. Season one is so good. I'm sick of acting like it's not.
It's OK. It's not horrible. But no no no. Skip episode one. It's not season one. It's
episode one. That's all you have to skip. Season two is diversity day. Diversity day.
Like the best episode. I can't get through it. Then you're not funny. I struck a chord
with Mr. Bunche. Oops. I know. Frickin help. I mean that's like. I don't know what it is.
Like I see like the little like the clips and stuff like I've seen them on like Instagram
reels the shorts take top. I see those and I find them funny. It's just when I go to
watch the show this the show just doesn't catch me as much as the those clips do. That
honestly blows my mind. Right. It is like the clips are funnier when you understand
the context. Yeah. Can I interest you in the Angelo Vickers. Yeah. The Angelo. I wish Will
Farrell was on it for more than four episodes. Oh man. But yeah. I said I'll be jumping on
the movie bandwagon here again shortly for the office. I know. Like dude it's it's seriously
going to be like once fallout like once I'm done watching fallout it's like the boys is
going to come out or something and I'm back on that bandwagon. I'll see Caleb screw all
that jump on the office bandwagon. I'm going to get you to watch the office. You start
the office. I got you to watch Superstore. You're going to watch the office. OK. Did
you like Superstore because let me tell you the office is a hundred times better than
the office. Whoa whoa whoa. No everyone's striking chords tonight. You might be the
first Superstore Stan I've ever met. Oh dude. Superstore is my favorite show of all time.
It's not. I love Superstore. I will take Superstore. I love the office. Big cloud. I had to choose
what. Big cloud nine guy. Yeah. Cloud nine every day. It wasn't their show recently that
had cloud nine in it. Yeah. I forgot what it's called. Yeah. Like you can see it in
the background. People are just like oh is that how they got the idea to turn it into
a show. It's like yes that's that's where that that's where they got it from. Oh man.
I I recently rewatched all of Superstore. That final season is some bullshit. I don't
think I ever got like like good or bad bullshit. No it's. I didn't I didn't like the last.
Well OK. Once Amy left I thought I was like eh. And then once she came back I was back
in. I mean like Jonah's the most annoying piece of shit character of all time. I don't
I just can't get into it. He does suck. I disagree but. Do you remember what he put
that little blonde girl through. Oh Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. That was some. That was shitty.
What redeeming traits does Jonah have. I'm gonna have to get back to you on that. OK.
No more. OK. So there there will be no bad mouthing the office or Superstore on this
part. Sorry I didn't know we were allowed to have opinions here on the all bros. Sorry
let's just call it the Rose Bros. No longer all it's just you Rose. Those are the two
exceptions on this podcast. No bad mouthing those two shows. You like but if I hear a
slander of parts and wreck I will end this. Never seen the show so I can't have an opinion.
I've why are you going to love a show. OK. No I've been. I think actually my buddy Ryan
that I need to watch that. I'm curious as to whether or not that might be my problem
with the office is because I like parks and rec so much. And it feels almost like they
can call me. I know they can exist. You can just like we can say that the office and Superstore
are both great. Some would say that. That's right. So we're going to let this go. Some
would but they're not on this show. Just became the all bro podcast. All right see you guys.
Some bros some bros. Is what Caleb wanted all along. Oh man. All right. Before we get
into another argument stop watching TV shows. Yeah. Let's get into this week's a headliner
where we break down the Oscar winning film Poor Things.
All righty. If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different
categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros and the plunge letter
grade. The eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development
effects music costumes and then we give our own personal score at the very end. All of
those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter
grade. Compare this movie to others of a similar grade. It also gives us a percentage that
doesn't matter despite what our third co-host DJ may say. But what is DJ now. Superstore.
Thank you. What was that about Superstore. So all of those get added up. We figure out
our ranking and everything and so yeah. But without further ado if you have not seen Poor
Things this is a bit of a tough one to spoil I'd say but the spoilers are coming regardless
in our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose. I'm going to be honest
with you someone spoiled this movie for me before I went in. I wouldn't have believed
them so listen away. You either won't believe it or you will. So it's fine. I'm just curious
if there is explicit with the nudity in this the description has it is in the movie. All
right. In Victorian London the medical student Max McCandles becomes an assistant to the
eccentric surgeon Godwin Baxter. Max falls in love with Godwin's ward Bella a child like
young child like young women. Godwin reveals that Bella's body is that of a woman who was
pregnant and killed herself by leaping off a bridge. Godwin then replaced the woman's
brain with that of her fetus giving her an infant's mind and named her Bella Baxter with
Godwin's encouragement. Max Max asked for Bella's hand in marriage. Bella accepts but
as her intelligence rapidly develops she becomes curious about the outside world and herself.
She soon discovers masturbation and sexual pleasure. She runs off with Duncan Wedderburn
a debauched lawyer whom Godwin hired to overhaul the new Pital new Pital contract deciding
to let her go. Godwin begins a new experiment with a young woman Felicity who matures more
slowly than Bella. Bella and Duncan embark on a grand journey beginning in Lisbon where
they are free where they have frequent sex. Bella is mistakenly addressed as Victoria
Blessington by a fellow hotel guest. When Bella becomes difficult for him to control
Duncan smuggles her onto a cruise ship. Bella befriends two passengers who open her mind
to philosophy. Duncan attempts to stunt her growth to no avail. He becomes exasperated
and indulges in drinking and gambling. During a stop at Alexandria Bella witnesses the suffering
of the poor and becomes distraught. Wishing to help them she entrusts Duncan's winnings
to unscriptulous members of the crew who falsely promised to give it to them. Unable to afford
the rest of the trip Bella and Duncan are dropped off at Marcelles and make their way
to Paris seeking money and seeking money and accommodation. Bella begins working at a brothel
enraged Duncan breaks down and Bella abandons him. At the brothel she comes under the tutelage
of Madame Sweeney and begins a relationship with a prostitute, Twinet, who introduces
her to socialism. Now terminally ill, Godwin asks Max to bring Bella to him. Max finds
her after tracking down Duncan who has been institutionalized. Back in London Bella reconciles
with Godwin and renews her plans to marry Max. The wedding is interrupted by Duncan
and General Alfie Blessington. The latter, addressing Bella as Victoria, declares that
they were married before her disappearance and that he has come to reclaim her. Bella
abandons Max to learn of her past life but discovers Alfie's violent and sadistic nature
and realizes Victoria committed suicide to escape him. Alfie confines Bella to his mansion.
He threatens her a gunpoint to submit to genital mutili- oh my God. Mutili-
mutilation. Mutilation, God. And a subsequent rape demanding she drink a sedative. She tosses
the sedative in his face and after a struggle Alfie accidentally shoots himself in the foot
before walking out. Godwin dies peacefully with Bella and Max at his side. Bella follows
in Godwin's footsteps by becoming a surgeon with the help of Max, Twinet, and transplants
a goat's brain into Alfie's head. They leave out a lot of discoveries. They do. And if
you can't keep me down I will discuss the discoveries. I'm still familiar- like I'm
still getting used to my hotkeys. Oh man. Dude, this movie was freaking nuts. Did any
of you go in completely blind to this movie? For the most part, yes. Basically. So the
only thing I knew about it- so DJ talked about this movie a couple times ago when he was
on the show and he was telling us like, oh you see like a lot of Emma Stone and I was
like okay what does that mean? And then he was just like- it was like the weirdest like
good movie that I've seen. And I was like okay, like and so it piqued our interest so
we wanted to do it. That's a great way to put it. Yeah and I don't disagree and he really
undersold how much of Emma Stone that we would be seeing. She was just furious jumping. Don't
run Emma Stone is gorgeous. She's beautiful. One of my biggest celebrity crushes but I
think I've seen her boobs enough in my lifetime. Not me. Dude, it was a lot. I so I-
I went in the parental guide and I was like I don't know if I can watch this with kids
in the house. So I'm gonna go watch this out in my in my office. You're watching your VR
movie theater. She's like I knew it. I knew you were watching porn out here. At what point
does a movie have to be classified as porn? Because this had to be toeing the line. This
was walking a very fine line. Like yeah especially like with yeah approaching porn territory
when does it also approach NC 17 territory? Like I this I've never seen this much nudity
in a- That's because there's no PNV. There's no
V shot. That's gotta be it. But there is a shot of Emma Stone flapping a man's penis.
That's true. That was science though. Yeah that-
You have to realize she was learning. That's- Oh I'd laugh my ass off. They went on a little
break and then the brothel scenes just went back to a hundred. You're like okay maybe
this movie's maybe this movie's comment nope. Yeah they got significantly worse. You thought
this was nice with Ruffalo and Stone. Here's some fat guys. Dude I refuse to believe that
all of those people were real. There had to be one that was like CG altered or whatnot.
They looked crazy. Yeah they did. Like how do you even go about finding people like that?
Just like hey you want to make a quick buck? You just gotta go to Canton, Ohio. You'll
find all the people you need. Oh man. It was a lot. Like even with-
Yeah. Back to the story. Really like the story. As you watch you go what the fuck is this?
And then you go oh okay it's kind of like a Frankenstein thing. And then you go oh it's
the fetus in her own- You go what the fuck again. And then a bubble comes out of his
mouth and you go what the fuck? And she sticks an apple in her place and you go what the
fuck? And then Mark Ruffalo shows up and it's great. Yeah. Dude there was a lot of those
moments and it felt icky as you're going because like-
I watched this in theaters. Do you know how uncomfortable I was?
Dude I wish I would have. I don't know if I could have watched this.
Caleb we should have watched this together on VR.
Oh shit. It got just like some of the implications were really uncomfy. Just like one where when
what's his face? McCandles asks Defoe he's like hey are you messing around with that?
And he's like oh no no no I was like okay cool. And he's like I can't. And I'm like
that's not the answer bro. Because of the implications.
No. And then he kept going on about it and he's like yeah what would take it or the amount
of electricity that would take to stimulate this mine would light all of London. Like
yeah. And then Candles being into that knowing that she has like knowing like the situation
that it's the brain of an infant. Like that felt gross. And then I understand that Ruffalo's
character didn't know the whole like background but that still felt-
All felt icky.
Yeah he's just like oh I just had to meet who they were writing this contract about
and decided to snatch her up. Like that's freaking weird.
I love the freaking part when I think they've like gone three times in Emma Stone or Bella
is just like oh shall we go again? He's like no even I need a rest.
I love Ruffalo in this. I think he's my favorite.
Oh he was amazing.
This is probably the most personality I've seen in a performance of his. Like he's usually
like very monotone.
Every moment on screen he was in I was laughing. Especially at the end like when his downfall
starts he knocks every scene out of the park.
My question though is where was it mentioned that why he got institutionalized? Did I miss
that?
It really-
He really talked it over.
Sorry say that again Caleb.
No they really glossed over that.
They didn't cover that shit whatsoever.
Okay because I rewound it like twice I'm just like what am I freaking missing here?
There was a lot of moments like that.
I think it was a line in passing that Willem Dafoe said like after doing Crazy Outside
the Brothel.
Okay gotcha.
Oh excuse to watch this movie again.
Darn.
For those reasons.
No other reasons. You're doing research okay.
Exactly.
Oh man the story like you said like it constantly was like shifting.
And I liked that and how she kind of kept the just the crazy personality where just
are the naive mentality and how it just slowly started fading with more-
Yeah she was just continually learning and curious just a tale of curiosity.
Yeah so I mean in that sense it was it was interesting but it's funny that you can see
those milestones in her-
Yeah.
Just in how she acts like how in the beginning she is very little baby mindset like laughing
at the little the burp bubble which I want to know what was up with that damn burp bubble
dude.
They never explained that shit.
I thought they did.
No like-
He's hooked up to a machine I don't know burp bubble obviously.
Yeah like they they they explained why he was strapped to the machine because he doesn't
can't produce like his gastric acids and then he just burps a bubble and then it like flies
up in the air and pops and then everyone's just like yeah.
The noise that led up to it was just great.
The burp bubble made me laugh hysterically every time without fail.
The one made me laugh even harder is the fact that it's Willem Dafoe like such a such a an
acclaimed actor and he had to do the fucking shit.
Yeah but you see that that mindset the toddler mindset then you kind of get into the-
The phallic let's go.
Yeah the rebellious teen era where she's just like oh I know like because she even states
like with Ruffalo's character like I feel like I would be unsafe with him and that intrigues
me and then she goes off and like runs away with him and then I like during that time
she's hitting her what I would say her puberty era is where she's just ready to roll at all
times.
The most furious jumping.
Dude I freaking love the interaction with the with the maid and she's like I have to
share something with you.
She like just goes for I was like oh jeez.
I love I love that you like those little quick it was almost like one liners how the like
the nurse when she when Bella does that she's like she grabbed my hairy business I'm like
oh jeez like they had a bunch of lines like that where it's just like dude what?
Like so many so many then we'll get into that with with writing a bit more but yeah and
you see like the I would say like the the equivalent of like the her 20s and then like
30s on where she's a little bit more yeah where she's more mature like it was it was
interesting because where she like early on with rough flow she's like she's raring to
go at a moment's freaking notice versus when she's in the brothel and I'd say in her like
early 20s phase she's like yeah I I need something to like can we like warm up.
Warm me up yeah.
They're like mm-hmm.
Yeah nope.
But I would say the the the brothel stage was interesting for all the wrong reasons.
Like dude I had a hard time watching the dude that brought his kids in to study yeah that
was crazy I was like this is gross yeah yeah I smelled that one I could I could feel yeah
and then the the freaking advice that she was giving the kids like oh that's not quite
how it works like basically correcting the dad I'm like did just stop like like this
is so inappropriate it felt it felt gross to watch and there was there was a lot of
shit like that where it was just like too much yeah the whole movie was too much the
whole movie was over the top in some things it worked the production design and all that
it worked.
I would just love to see how high school you would react to this kind of movie high school
me freaking sheltered couldn't even watch SpongeBob or stupid was a cuss word me by
his brain would have exploded all over the wall.
I would love to see that.
Yeah my my head would have looked like the damn the guy who tried to run away in the
first Suicide Squad just all over the wall.
Oh my gosh dude are you kidding me.
That version of me could not handle this movie.
How much would you have to get paid to watch this with my parents.
With my parents there's not enough money in the world.
Oh my god now I want to see that reaction.
Oh my god would be the best thing ever.
Dude I would rather lay in a pool of scissors than watch this movie with my parents.
Four point eight million dollars.
I couldn't I understand how much money that is I don't know if I this I wouldn't be able
to talk to them ever.
Yeah you gotta give it a month and then you know show up with a with a Range Rover and
like I know what we went through wasn't it wasn't good but here's a Range Rover.
Get your dad a new work truck your mom a new Subaru you're good to go.
Oh man.
And then you have four point six million dollars.
All is good.
No all is not good.
Most of that money would be going towards therapy.
No a very small portion of that money would be going to therapy.
Not with the kind of therapy I'd need.
Holy shit dude absolutely the hell not.
There has to be a family though they were scrolling Disney and they're like family movie
night.
They put that on.
Thousands have probably done that.
They're really regretting this decision of like have you ever put on a movie you have
no you don't know what it is be like well it's on Disney you know.
It's gotta be family friendly right.
Yeah Emma Stone I love Emma Stone.
Yeah and the whole.
Willem Dafoe.
The Green Goblin.
Perfect.
Oh my gosh.
No way.
I get secondhand embarrassment when I know my parents have watched a movie like this.
They're just like oh we recently watched this and I'm like I don't need to hear what you
thought of it.
We watched the Wolf of Wall Street.
That Mago Robbie.
Turned into an old Jewish woman.
No thanks.
But yeah the story here was.
If you get rid like I get rid of but if you overlooks a lot of the weird parts the story
here wasn't half bad.
That's all the sex the sex sex sex sex.
Yeah like I think the sex was a little overdone but the philosophies were were really good.
Yeah I liked the philosophical talk.
Not me I close my eyes.
All I knew was the philosophical stuff.
And some of like the extra characters like the old lady that she met on the boat and
when Ruffalo was like I'll throw her off the boat.
You won't.
Oh yeah.
And then he she goes to and then she's just sitting there like cackling like that was
so that was such a funny interaction.
That was fantastic.
And just kind of I think this is what like felt gross about the character like Ruffalo's
character is that it was he was reading over a contract and basically assumed that this
super naive girl is being held hostage and like he was like I must be beautiful and all
this and all.
So he says making wild assumptions about this person he's never seen before runs upstairs
and he's like hey run away with me.
And she's like bet.
All right.
And it's like he he knows that there's a naive girl within his within his clutches gets her
and then once she starts like figuring things out about the world and life and realizes
that he's kind of a piece of shit he like loses his grasp of reality.
And that was interesting to watch because I know more often than not that happens quite
a bit.
So it was it was kind of cool that they shed a light on that.
Everything everything else like Doug the cinematography was great here.
But yeah I mean overall I I like the story.
It wasn't the greatest thing in the world.
This is kind of something I put on the same lines like in terms of my enjoyment.
Like story wise.
This feels a little bit more like on Nomad land levels where it was good but it wasn't
like great.
Like did you.
I know you watched it because we broke it down.
Yeah.
Did you ever watch Nomad land.
I have not.
It's actually good.
Don't listen to Caleb.
It's actually good.
Yeah.
Bullshit.
Rose.
OK.
I know I liked it.
You did it.
Let's see.
Oh that's good.
Dry.
We're gonna frickin fight.
OK.
It didn't score bad but it was a old woman in a van.
Yeah.
OK.
We gave it a B minus.
Let's see what you thought of it.
Rose.
There's a character named Swanky in it who plays herself.
Swanky.
Damn it.
I didn't know.
That's what that's one.
That's one story every actor plays themselves.
That's one of the early movies that we didn't like distinguish between mine and your score.
God damn it.
Yeah.
Shit.
But regardless it didn't score that high.
Well I'm gonna put it on the watch list just for you Rose.
Yes.
Thank you Mr. Plunge.
Thank you.
Yeah.
The Mr. Plunge.
Thank you.
But I don't know about you guys.
I like this a little bit more.
Why do you have Nomadland?
We gave Nomadland like a 74 and I put this a few points higher.
Like I'm probably sitting at like 78.
I haven't quite cracked the 80s.
What's an 80 type movie to you?
An 80 type movie?
Yeah.
Blue blood and honey.
Definitely.
Let's see.
The good thing about having all of our scores separated is I can see exactly what an 80
movie is for me.
Maybe I just need to find a movie that I.
Okay so another one that I gave or that's in the 80 range it's actually like 83 but
I gave Ron's Gone Wrong.
Okay.
Uncharted I gave an 80 or an 81.
Okay all right.
I think I'm higher.
I really liked the Frankenstein adaptation.
I like that a lot and I think it was super creative.
It was super creative and weird and different.
I think that's got to play in as well.
So I'm in the eight I'm at 84.
Okay Rose.
I think I'm just gonna be slightly below the Mr. Plunge at an 82.
All right but I do feel it's cracking.
This episode's gonna go I'm gonna be the asshole.
Yep you are.
Listen someone needs to average it out so we can get to an 82.76.
That's how it goes.
All right moving on over to writing.
What do you guys think of this?
This was great in my opinion.
I loved the writing in this movie especially everything with they gave for Emma Stone like
definitely you know looking at the acting but just just the writing just watching how
her vocabulary started at the beginning to just how sophisticated it was by the end loved
it.
I love a woman who reads.
Yes we do.
That's right.
Especially when it's Emma Stone.
We love a woman who furiously jumps.
I was laughing when I went in and told my wife like after she had finished it she walked
in she's like oh how was it?
I'm like it was pretty good.
Well scarring but you know.
I know like a little scarring and I told her I told her like kind of the premise and she's
like okay kind of interesting and I was like yeah.
I'm a little embarrassed by how early on in the movie she started using words I didn't
know.
Don't feel that way because I was the same way man.
I know I'm like damn it like she's still talking in the third person.
Still a toddler.
I know like I was sitting there and I was just like god damn it what does empirical
mean?
And just yeah I was like shit like there was a lot of.
You got RU smarter than a fifth grader.
Yep pretty much.
But I thought the dialogue was fantastic with this like it was it was killer.
Like this is probably like one of my bigger separations between story and writing because
I felt like the story was eh but the writing was was bitchin.
I love that we got furious jumping out of this.
It's true.
How do you think it was written in the script?
Dude I freaking had the subtitles on and it was like burping and I was like that's not
burping.
You need the stranger thing squelching.
There you go.
Yeah that that seems a little bit more accurate.
Yeah I gosh I think the writing I'm probably gonna put up at like 87.
Like it's a pretty big gap.
Damn.
Like I I loved the philosophical talks were were great.
Like I loved what's his face Harry.
Like the conversations that they have when she sees like the poor and like the babies
that are dead in the ditch.
And he's like like the conversation before he's like you can't handle the real world.
Like you're afraid of the real world.
She's like no I'm not.
And then she sees the realities and is just mortified.
And I'm like and he more or less is like yeah told ya.
Dude this movie scenery just the way that some some things are shot just amazing like you
point out the cinematography incredible here.
Yeah I like this.
I just went to a random page in the script.
I found a line out at Duncan.
Come disrobe me ride me and we will drink cocktails on the fore deck.
I was thinking that's too much.
I just can't remember how it went.
Yeah.
Oh shit so great.
Duncan what a bird.
I have made friends colleagues comrades.
This is Martha.
She is my new friend who has not been fucked in 20 years.
Not an astonishment.
I hope you use your hand between your legs to keep yourself happy.
Holy shit.
That was a fantastic interaction dude.
So pretty loved it.
Here's I'll fucking throw you overboard.
She was to marry me or kill me.
Is that the proposal.
No I'm going to the casino.
Oh shit.
You know just the Mr. Plunge throwing out those lines like I'm just going to be a couple
of points higher than Caleb because like this is so freaking good.
Eighty nine.
Yeah I'm going to go eighty nine as well.
All right moving on over.
Find a furious jumping.
There's five.
There's five instances.
It will just be you I do furious jumping with.
Furious jumping.
I love that.
Dude what I forget and I just freaking watched this today.
What is the term that she uses when she's eating him out or when he's eating her out.
I forget.
I don't think it's furious.
Furious licking.
I don't think it's that.
Furious feasting.
Let me do a find on lick.
I wish that's what it's called.
Sugar tart lick me all day.
Just fast licked in my clitoris.
Fast licked.
That's it.
That.
Yep.
That was the term I was looking for.
You are troubled.
Did he did he lie with you.
No we were against the wall.
Did you hear his jump him.
No he just fast licked at my clitoris.
I had the heat that needed release.
So at my requesting it was.
It's his head on the bar again.
You too may tongue play me.
So I'm not understanding this.
Are you crying.
What a confusing person you are Duncan.
What a person.
Dude what about the whole like how she's talking about how shitty the food is like on the first
like outing and then they have the best dance scene of all time.
Yes.
Perfect.
No she's like eating super shitty food and then she's like talking to this one lady and
she stands up I'm sorry I need to go punch that baby.
She just stands up like with a frickin hand hand cock back like ready to frickin whale
on this kid.
It makes me think of the campaign the Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis.
Oh man.
So getting into it getting into acting.
So going through this cast list we have Emma Stone who plays Bella Baxter.
Mark Ruffalo who played Duncan Wenderborn.
Willem Dafoe who played Godwin Baxter.
Rami Yosef who played Max McCandles.
And I believe that was it.
At least in terms of like main cast.
Yeah.
I can't stop reading this script.
If Emma Stone or if any of these people are ever at a convention I'm getting them to sign
that script.
That's the dream.
I want that one page that I just read.
Literally the one page.
That was all on one page.
Oh my God.
It's amazing.
That is fantastic.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
I'm assuming everyone's number one here is going to be Emma Stone.
Yeah.
She crashed 100 percent.
Yeah.
There's a I completely understand why she won.
Very much so.
I didn't think she was going to but like I don't hate it.
Yeah I went into this very hesitant about her having won Best Actress but I totally
get why she did.
She's also going to win Best Actress at the AVN Awards.
So oh yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I say that's deserved.
I agree.
Very much so.
Yeah.
Dude I do this anytime there's a movie that has a character like this especially at the
beginning but I can't help but think of Ben Stiller's character from Tropic Thunder and
just or what Robert Downey says he's just like you never go full retard and I'm like
I'm always like thinking in the back of my mind I'm like please don't don't go full
don't go full.
Can't can't go never go gum.
She went gum but then she got out.
Yeah.
I think that this could have been one of those films that didn't age very well but I think
it will because they corrected the issue.
I'm glad that was that was one of the freaking lines.
The one that McCandle says when he first sees her he's like wow that is a very pretty retard.
Like what the flying shit.
Find two instances.
Yeah.
Caleb just got canceled.
He puts his hand out and shakes hers.
She raises a hand gently then swats him in the nose with a palm laughs uncontrollably
his nose starts to bleed.
Bud Bud blood blood blood marvelous.
I'm fine I'm fine.
Bella starts walking around her and in a circle until she's dizzy.
Max stares at her.
What a pretty retard.
Bella spins on the other side of the room.
It was so out of pocket.
It was so early on too.
We made six of the script.
It was like worth ten minutes.
It set the tone for the rest of the movie like super well.
I was just like okay.
Because I can't even remember the last time I heard that in a modern movie.
The other use of it is actually not even in it's like fire retardant like type usage.
Oh yeah that doesn't really count.
This is the one.
Everybody gets one.
All right.
What's your guys number two look like?
This is close.
But I really I think Ruffalo stole the show when he was on screen.
So I think I have to put I really liked Willem Dafoe in this.
I think Mark Ruffalo like stole the show when he was on screen.
Agreed.
Like me it's a little different.
Like it's actually not close.
Like nothing against Willem Dafoe.
But like yeah Mark Ruffalo just freaking like he fucking killed it in this.
I wish he won supporting actor more than I wish Emma Stone won best.
Best actress.
Like I can agree with that.
Yeah he was phenomenal here.
He has like four Oscar nominations.
He's never won.
That was like a shocking thing.
Bullshit.
It's like I've never heard of a movie.
He's such a great actor.
Dude this is if he was ever going to win this would have been the movie.
I don't know if I've seen him in anything else where he's given this much of like a
different character.
He's given he was given a rope too and he crushed just crushed it.
He understood the assignment you see.
Oh yeah.
Yeah absolutely understood the assignment.
Oh man.
All right.
And then number three I'm assuming we're all giving it to Willem Dafoe.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
100 percent.
McCandles is hardly in the movie.
Yeah.
McCandles is also.
You get why he has to be there but the other thing is still the show.
I think they could have had a good story with McCandles but he just kind of felt like fodder.
Like he was just kind of there to be there because they couldn't have Willem Dafoe play
or just be the the one that got Bella out the door because he was like super anti letting
Bella leave.
And then I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like you could have written McCandles out of this.
Yeah they didn't they didn't need to be there.
I guess I don't know.
It could be a plot device for Emma Stone.
She stayed committed through her jumping.
True.
Even through her brothel area.
Well yeah because what's his face wanted to get married.
She's like no I'm I'm engaged to another man you see.
That's what set him off the deep end partially.
She was like we can't get married I'm engaged.
Idiot.
Oh man.
The yeah McCandles was really the I'd say the catalyst for bringing the original husband
into the picture.
Like that was kind of all his character was really good for.
So they could have a wedding so then the other guy could come on.
Yeah which that other that felt like a storyline that felt very like squeezed in there.
Yeah I don't know.
I feel like they could have because like in the back of my head I kept being like oh what
if what if he shows up they tease that like that exists and then I feel like they didn't
crush it.
But the rest of the movie is so weird.
It's a rare movie where you you talk and think about the beginning and middle more than the
end.
Yeah.
But I think you could have cut the the time with Duncan down a little bit like.
No.
I mean I think that's a good thing.
OK.
Personally I would have compressed that down a little bit like maybe gotten rid of some
of the fluff blast and then and then kind of given a little bit more story space to
the old husband which I I really like that and I wish we could have gone to explore that
time a little bit more because that that was wild because I mean she freaking bounced on
her wedding day to go and explore like what her past life was and then she like oh OK.
Now I understand why your wife threw herself from a bridge piece out and then like tries
to leave.
That was that was freaking wild like when she was saying I am confused.
You are not here to work.
Come on.
Lay with him.
Let him cock you a bit and make some nice prongs.
I see.
Would he pay me for this.
Yes.
You need money.
It's the shortest route to it.
Hmm.
I have never been cocked by another man and yet have wondered on that.
And I'm in need of funds.
It is I believe a compliment.
I have to say that's the circumstances I almost felt like let us do this.
Is this movie considered a dramedy.
Yes it is.
She lays down.
He pushes her dress up lays down on her starts to position himself.
Should we warm me up a bit for he thrusts himself into her.
Wow he thrust himself into her three times.
He gets up nods politely.
Merci.
He's had to throw the sound effect in there didn't you.
Yeah.
It's required.
House rules.
Oh my gosh.
Acting is somewhere I'm also sitting fairly high on.
Yeah I'm very high.
I'm probably sitting at like a 91.
Okay I feel better now.
Or you always feel dumb if I have something high and then you guys come in you're like
I don't know like an 82.
I'm sitting here like I definitely didn't have 94 written down.
I have a 93 for acting.
I think the awards themselves go to show the acting in this movie was phenomenal.
Yes I'm going to meet you I'm going to be in the middle of you guys 92.
All right.
All right next up we got character development which this is the whole movie.
Yeah baby growing up.
I know this is like you go from like a naive like basically infant to a fully fully matured
woman like it like it's a good story too.
Like you see her like I'd say the only thing that this is missing is like maybe some true
conflict and I think that's what they try to squeeze in with the with her old life.
I mean you see like a progression and it's just kind of like always on the uphill in
terms of like her just overall maturity and then I'd say it almost like plateaus and then
she meets her former husband and then it kind of dips and then she's like all right cool
and then bounce or get some shot in the foot or some shit and it's kind of like works its
way back up and then I'd say plateau.
So it works.
I don't think it's the best character development in the world because I do feel like they probably
could have put her on harder times.
I'd even say like they there could have been more of a drive with her experience with the
poor because I think they kind of glossed over that a little bit like she had her like
momentary freak out and then she kind of like slept it off.
My character development comes exclude.
I just did some research.
Mark Ruffalo says the C word in this movie six times.
I did not know is that many.
Wow.
I know it felt like more and he said it with conviction.
A lot of convince.
Yeah.
It was hard to find them because they spell them with conviction.
See you you you you you you NT and then there's also see you and and and and NT.
She's so weird.
Yeah.
This I think I am on the higher end.
I haven't quite cracked into the 90s though.
So I'm probably sitting about like an eighty six because I still feel it was it was solid
but I think there was a little bit of room for improvement concur.
I'm at an eighty seven.
I'm going to match Caleb at an eighty six.
All right.
Next up we got effects.
So this includes anything like special effects wise cinematography all that good stuff.
Which this movie frickin murdered.
It took production design from Barbie.
I want you to repeat that it took production design from this one production design.
Yeah.
Over Barbie.
Yes.
Shit I I just might say that's true.
Barbie had a completely different aesthetic than this film.
Yes.
But the just the scenery dude beautiful frickin stunning to look at.
And I like that they made it look like it was almost like a stage.
Yeah.
I feel like the act transitions weird as hell.
Super weird.
Probably could have done without those.
There were scenes I feel just like came like could literally just be like right out of
a painting.
I have a problem.
I'm looking ahead.
Your costumes ranking one is not even close which this movie is.
It's not even close.
But also this movie has like 10 out of 10 costume which is not not even close.
So I don't know.
I'm gonna run into a conundrum we'll get there.
I need to let you know it's on my brain.
Oh okay.
Yeah understandable.
Yeah.
No the sets in this movie were unbelievable.
Yeah one thing I really liked about this is the credits.
I loved how they did the credits.
How they do the credits remind me.
So like it was kind of like instead of the name being like dead center of the screen
they had it like bordering like it was like repeated.
So like they had like Emma Stone they just had her name across like in the border.
I love that and then they had like the crazy pictures and stuff from the from the sets
to kind of just highlight and I freaking love that.
Yeah the color on this movie was also super cool.
That is just tremendous.
Yeah the sunsets looked awesome.
I like the that first place that they were at.
I want to say Portugal.
Yeah Lisbon.
Yeah Lisbon when they were walking out and all the buildings are just like super like
it's it felt.
It felt Broadway like it felt like like that.
Yeah exactly.
Yeah very Dr. Seuss esque.
That's a good way to put it.
Yeah like freaking loved it.
I loved how all that looked.
Caleb I can't remember when it comes to prosthetics do we put that in effects or costumes.
Prosthetic that would be a costumes thing.
Okay.
We talk.
So so yeah effects is like is cinematography special effects practical effects like anything
along those lines.
Okay.
And then costumes can also incorporate like props.
Okay.
But do their bodies count as props.
Their bodies props.
What do you think they're an item.
Rose people are an item to be used to shut up now before I put my foot in my mouth.
Yeah dude you objectified.
Did anyone.
I was wildly curious about how they did the freaking combo creatures.
Yeah those are weird as hell.
Like were those like I couldn't tell if those were freaking practical or see real.
They made them.
They were real.
Holy shit.
Those look great.
No I mean like they made them in a lab.
Okay.
Are they cheesy.
You had them go in there for a minute man.
I was freaking pumped.
I was like dude those look fantastic.
Whatever they did.
They look great.
Like I love the like the the pug face with the freaking duck butt.
That was great.
And I'm trying to think of like another combo.
The the goat with the duck face.
Oh this is weird.
They worked with the video effects team to stitch together real footage of geese and
one second taking me.
The fuck.
They were hybrid animal house pets.
They were VFX team to create and stitch together real footage of geese and other farm animals
running down tracks made out of gymnastic bars on set because Lathimos wanted to shoot
with real animals not CG.
How.
Both animals and then cut them together.
Okay how in the shit did he pull that off.
They wanted the burp to be practical but couldn't get it to figure out.
The designers tested everything from below glass to far out there chewing gums before
eventually having to resort to CG.
Makes sense.
Oh man dude.
I've been meaning the message.
Mikey about this.
I feel like that would be a super fun game to play on his show is like how would you
do it.
Yeah.
Like figure out a prop or some sort of situation that he's like had to do.
Like I think he was saying like I remember listening back and he was talking about like
an orange and it needed to roll off the table like perfectly and they had like this super
simple little design made up so they could execute that.
I'm like dude that'd be like a great little game for the show.
Like how would you do it.
A weird practical thing.
This might pump up some scores the moving postcards between all of the scenes.
They're like different acts.
They're like surrealist where she was like floating on weird things.
Those were all practical.
Emma Stone was actually floating on a slice of brain that we built in a tank.
Everything was a physicality.
The weird liquid surface she's floating on.
We worked with an artist who makes art out of emulsifying liquids and smokes.
That's great.
Yeah.
That is wild and actually does bump the score up for me a little bit.
Man.
Where are you guys sitting?
Because like I said I'm fairly high with how.
Yeah I'm very high.
I know personally I think I'm going to go 93.
Thank God.
God.
I had it in my thing and I was like I'm not.
I have a 96.
I am also at a 93 as well.
All right next up we got music.
This is interesting.
So what used works.
I don't really remember anything except the ballroom dance scene.
Yeah that's all I remember too.
What I do remember is good.
It plays into the plot while that's really all I know there is the background.
They do have good like background noise music to like amp up like any emotions they're trying
to get but that's really all I can remember this far out.
Seeing it too.
I liked how like the use of music throughout like how when she was in her like toddler
stage it was very just like choppy.
Yeah.
Like it was frank and shiny music.
Yeah.
And then it's like it got a little bit more and more elegant.
Yeah.
And like until she was like at what I would say her full maturity and then it was very
like the stereotypical like orchestra.
Yeah music but it like worked its way up to a point where it almost felt like through
her puberty era it was more like I'd almost say like a high school band sounding.
Yeah.
Like I loved that progression.
So I took a lot of notice from that but overall soundtrack I think worked for the film.
Yeah.
And so I think that alone I probably would have been a six but because I liked the score
and like the progression of like super choppy like unpracticed like doesn't know how to
play an instrument to the cinematic orchestra like I'd bump that up to a seven.
Yeah I was in the same I'm close to the same boom in a six.
I would say you rose.
No.
That's Caleb a seven.
The ballroom scene just bumps it up for me quite a bit.
So great I love it.
All right we've reached the conundrum.
Yep.
Next up we got costumes.
All right.
The outfits that she did wear.
No the costumes they wore in the movie were phenomenal.
It's very funny that you're one on the spreadsheet says not even close.
Yeah.
Even the clothes progresses the same as the everything else like it almost has its own
character development like in the.
Yeah that's true.
Yeah like she she has her own like her you could see like little like micro arrows of
different things that she she wears but I'd say that like that that big blue dress that
she wears at the beginning.
Yeah is very like has a very like eye catching like silhouette which is what I always try
to look for with a costume.
Yeah.
If it has a good silhouette that's an indicator of a really good outfit or costume.
They have a movie poster for it just based around that exact outfit you're talking about
too.
I want to say that's also the like physical media cover.
Yeah.
But yeah like freaking love that.
Gosh Willem Dafoe's prosthetics dude.
Amazing.
Even up close like they got like real up and personal in his face and I like typically like
you can almost see like the line of where it starts or where the prosthetic start and
like it's very it's usually very faint but I couldn't see shit.
You could.
Like it was for a while.
Bravo for that looked amazing.
Yeah I mean I'm a simple man.
It's a 10 for me for the lack of and the amount of clothes.
I don't know if I'm I'm quite at a 10.
I am fairly close though.
So I'm going to I'm going to be up at it like a nine because I mean it is like it is more
or less an era piece.
So you get to see a lot of other people like those other outfits were fantastic.
And then Emma Stones and Willem Dafoe's just kind of blow them out of the water.
But I'm I'm I've contemplated and I can't quite give it a 10.
I can remember outfits on which is not something I can often do.
Yeah.
This is one I feel could it like could be made into a Halloween outfit and I'd be able
to pick it out like that's poor things.
Where are you at Rose?
I'm going to keep the matching Caleb train going.
I'm going to go for a nine to four in a row.
Four in a row.
All right.
Next up we got our own personal score.
Who wants to take this one first?
Rose.
I'm going to be sure, sure, sure.
This is going to be like I remember like when it ended, I'm just like that has got to be
one of the weirdest fucking movies I've ever seen.
But I loved every minute of it.
Like from start to finish, this movie had me engage.
The acting is amazing from Emma Stone to Mark Ruffalo, Will DeFoe.
All three of them are amazing.
The costumes, the writing, just everything is so good in this movie and I say I can understand
why it won the the awards it did at the Oscars and other award shows.
So I think I think personally I'm going to be at a solid 90.
Damn.
All right.
What about you Mr. Plunge?
The Mr. Plunge.
I'm taking real liberties with the personal score.
So I know everything I've said tonight is glowing reviews.
This is one of those movies that I left going.
I acknowledge that this checks all the marks for a good movie and when it goes into award
season, I understand the technical stuff behind it that makes it a great movie and I acknowledge
it has good acting.
And I left the movie going.
I don't care to see it again.
I think I'm good.
And I also as I get further away, I think I've watched 98, 2023 movies and upon the
first watch it was ranked high, I think like number five.
And the further away I get every time I go to like add a new movie, I'm like, you know
what?
I think I like that one more than Poor Things and it slowly dropped.
So for my personal score, I am giving it an 82.
It's one of those weird movies where it's like I can acknowledge that this is a great
movie, but I don't know if it's all that for me.
I am on that same boat.
It's one that I know why critics are going to rant and rave about it.
And even on those, why they ran, I agree.
But like also I was like, okay.
Yeah, but I I'm with you.
I don't know if I will ever watch this again.
If I do, it's going to be because my wife wants to watch it.
And so I'll probably sit down and watch it with her.
Otherwise I don't plan on ever seeing this movie again.
Damn, man.
I was excited to buy this on Blu-ray.
I might do that too.
That's not out of the question, but.
Yeah, this is it's.
Yeah I'm just a few points lower than than you are.
So I'm sitting at like a 78.
Damn, terribly.
I thought this was like fucking Citizen Kane compared to you guys.
Yeah, you did.
I didn't like Citizen Kane either.
I've never seen Citizen Kane.
So yeah, that that movie doesn't hold up for shit.
Rosewood.
Oh, but yeah.
All right.
Well, with all of those scores getting submitted.
Oh, wait, shit.
You know what?
I already did.
Oh, I'm sorry.
My bad.
Yeah, but going through these categories real quick.
Starting off with story, we are sitting at an 81.33 writing is sitting at an 88.33 acting
averaged out to a 92.
The character development averaged out to an 86.33.
The effects are sitting at a 94.
I have a high score for the first time in my life.
I fear somehow the math comes out to 82.36 still.
Yeah.
All right.
Then the music is sitting at a seven out of 10.
The costumes are sitting at a nine out of 10.
And then our personal score ended up averaging out to an 83.33.
So with that, the final all bros and plunge letter grade for poor things has come out
to a B plus.
That's my first B plus.
Let's go.
Yes, it is.
Let's see how where it's sitting.
Now what's the score?
Yeah, so it is sitting at an 86.91.
So this is a little above holes.
Well above holes.
That's unfortunate.
Actually, you watch holes in a heartbeat.
Okay.
Funny enough though.
It's only one.
It's barely over 1% than holes.
But our margins are so tight.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Yeah.
So let's see how many.
So there's 26 movies in between poor things and holes.
What holes?
I thought is holes 85?
Yeah, 85.25.
And then poor things is at an 86.9.
So it's 1.4% difference with 20 to 26 movies in between them.
So it's funny because it's like I think it's like wildly different.
It's not.
But yeah, so sitting at an 89 or an 86.91.
That puts it.
Do we want to go above or below first?
Let's do the below.
What's below?
All right.
It is sitting below the iron claw.
Okay.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Yeah.
It is below John Carpenter's Halloween.
Okay, good.
It is below elemental and Detective Pikachu.
Okay.
Yeah, it's below freaky.
Not familiar.
It is also below the black phone and how to train your dragon.
It should be so much further below.
Yeah, I mean, there's a pretty big gap between those.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, by our standard, it's 1.6%.
Five above it is 1.6%.
But it takes 26 to get 1.4.
No, so I've been no, there's been some that I'm skipping.
Like, I'm just skipping around to the ones I feel like we would know.
Gotcha.
Isn't this your show?
Don't you know them all?
Yeah, we do.
I'm just like, for guest sake, I'm also trying to do ones that are a little bit more like
in the public eye.
In between some of those is that is nobody the one with Bob Odenkirk?
Nope.
Yeah.
Total recall.
Yeah.
The Schwarzenegger.
Total recall.
Nope.
Yeah.
See why I did this.
Hey, what's your watch parasite?
You have parasite this close to poor things.
Yeah, we have parasite.
I think we actually both really like parasite.
Yeah.
But yeah, so parasites at an 87.59.
Okay.
All right, go in the opposite direction.
Poor things is sitting above Nightmare Alley.
I don't think Caleb likes that.
I actually don't mind.
Oh, wow.
It is above Frozen 2.
Wow.
Damn.
Let's see, it is above Scream 2022.
Oh, okay.
I like that they're close though.
Yeah, those ones are super close.
So Scream 2022, it's a 0.4% difference.
Okay.
Let's see.
It is above The Lego Movie 2.
Okay.
Is above Black Adam.
Thank God.
No shit.
This bag is different.
Which one of you liked Black Adam that it's this high?
Bullshit.
Not pointing fingers.
Bullshit.
Not pointing fingers.
Okay.
For those of you wondering, the costumes is what freaking brought Black Adam up by a bunch.
Costumes has that much weight?
Yeah.
It's out of 10.
I know, it's out of 10, but we have the numerical values, the equivalent of what everything
is.
So a 1 is like a 45.
And then a 10 is 100.
Oh, I thought they were just weighted 10, like a 10th.
Yeah, no.
We had to apply a numerical value to them.
Gotcha.
So our average, if you give something a five out of 10, that's the equivalent of giving
it a 75.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's kind of how we worked it.
And then an eight is like an 80.
A nine is a 90.
Well, not for DJ though.
Yeah, not for DJ.
The numbers have to matter.
Yeah.
But yeah, so costume.
So I mean, it has the same weight as any of them.
So if you give a 10 to it, it's the equivalent of giving it 100.
Okay.
But, all right, where were we?
It is also above Evil Dead Rise.
I think I might enjoy Evil Dead a little more.
Rosie, forgetting about the furious jumping.
I need you to read that.
You know what?
You're right.
I'm forgetting about that.
How could I forget about that?
And then just because we were talking about it earlier, it is sitting above Trolls Band
Together.
Fuck.
Trolls Band Together actually is just barely missing the B plus range.
I need to know where I have Trolls Band Together in my 2023 ranked.
But yeah, it's not high.
I'm not hating where Poor Things is sitting.
There's definitely some questionable ones, but overall, I think it's a pretty decent
rating.
Agreed.
That's got to change.
Funny enough, it did score, but just comparing other Oscar nominations, it's sitting below
Oppenheimer.
I'm cool with that.
Yeah.
Oppenheimer's a masterpiece.
Yeah, just trying to see if there's anything else that came out this year.
The Holdovers?
Oh, the Holdovers is like...
Where's that?
No, that's also an 85.32 because that was my episode.
It's like two below Holdovers.
Were you?
Yeah.
The Holdovers?
We gave the Holdovers is an A minus.
Did I listen to that episode?
No, I was on that episode.
Maybe I got my first A minus.
I don't think you were on Holdovers.
Maybe I wasn't.
Let me check.
Maybe I was so engaged listening that I felt like I was on the episode.
I feel like I can see the PowerPoint.
Follows right there with you guys.
So the only two...
We've only had you on for two.
The first one was Holes and then the second one was Eight Crazy Nights.
Okay, and then Saltburg.
The Holdovers was right after Eight Crazy Nights.
That must have been it.
The Holdovers was the episode right after.
You're just an engaged listener.
You got it.
I appreciate that.
You guys are so engaged.
It feels like I was there.
I feel like in my head, I can see...
I must have been watching that one on YouTube because I feel like I can see the PowerPoint
and that's why I thought I was in it.
Yeah, but we gave that one an A minus.
Well-deserved A minus.
Yeah.
So I believe that wraps up this week's breakdown.
I just moved Trill's band together up in my 2023 rankings.
By how much?
I mean, it was at 42.
What a fucking crime.
Let's see.
It is the go to the trilogy.
It's by a mile, the go to the trilogy, coming off of a terrible performance in Trill's too.
Yeah, that one was an A minus.
You guys like more, Guardians 3 or Trill's band together?
Give that to Guardians.
I think I'm putting it right below Guardians.
Okay, it's moved up to 30.
And that high, wow.
Wait, Saul Bern's got to move down first.
I'll clear up some room.
What else can I hide?
My stroke can go way fucking down.
All right, we're getting places.
I think I like Nyad more.
Okay.
All right, we're good.
32.
It's in 32 now.
Perfect.
All right, well.
Wrap this episode up.
V and Mr. Plunge, would you like to tell everyone where they can find you and everything that
you do?
We have a Plunge podcast everywhere.
Check us out.
We're streaming on all the places.
Go check us out.
Give us a list.
Come check out me and The Hunt.
We don't like Saul Bern.
Bubba's there sometimes too.
Guys, I have one question before you go.
Who's the dream guest on your podcast?
Oh, man.
Probably one of Caleb's exes.
Dude, I.
Shout out to you.
Those would be very interesting episodes.
I only have two exes.
But yeah, as fun as that would be.
Hello, Rose.
The special interview Rose is just interviewing.
He's in like a 60 minute style interview.
I 100% do not know how an interview like that would go because I know that my feelings when
the relationship ended, I don't know if I shared the same feelings.
Now what would you say your favorite line from Trolls Band Together is and why?
Is it the chin rummy?
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
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Are they just going out of business?
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Oh, shit.
Stitcher's a pretty decent part of our pie chart.
Yeah.
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That's not going away.
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Next week is a little up in the air.
We are either going to be breaking down Rebel Moon Part Two with DJ.
Have fun.
I did say that he was, yeah, he already claimed that that episode.
He hasn't finished Rebel Moon Part One.
Barely.
Yeah, barely.
So fucking boring.
I think I made it 26 minutes, maybe.
Yeah.
So DJ already promised that he would do part two with us.
So we got him locked in for that.
If we don't, yeah, if we don't do that one next week, I think we're going to do the remake
of Roadhouse.
That was fun.
Have you guys seen it yet?
I've watched it already.
And yeah, I had a pretty good time with it.
Dude, movies rock.
Yeah.
I actually may see if Ben might be into doing that episode with us.
Ben is who you need on the Roadhouse episode for sure.
Just to be that person to compare it to the OG.
Because I would be shocked if he hasn't seen Roadhouse.
If he's seen Stone Cold, I'd be genuinely surprised if he hasn't seen the OG Roadhouse.
There's not a fighting movie that Ben Bollman has not seen.
Yeah.
So we'll have to hit him up, hit him up with that, see if he'd be down.
Roadhouse.
Yeah.
But yeah.
So yeah, you guys can look forward to either one of those episodes happening next week.
Until then, this has been the All Bros podcast featuring the Plunge Podcast.
And we will catch you guys next week.
Deuces.
Double deuces.
Don't be lame.
Triple deuces.
I will be lame.
Wasn't sure if that was it.
Me, I was like, okay, triple, triple deuces.