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What is up bros?

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I'm Caleb.

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And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are a couple of bros.

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It's true you are a couple of bros.

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Hi.

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Oh man, I got cocky.

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I've known each other since junior high.

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Yeah.

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I know.

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They're a couple of bros just watching movies.

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Sometimes they invite someone into their home to watch a movie with them.

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Today it was me.

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Hi, I'm DJ.

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We're going to break down these movies one movie at a time and we're going to do it fair.

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We're going to do it with a grading system.

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Don't you worry about it.

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You know a movie we're watching.

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It's Madame Web everybody.

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That's perfect.

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That was perfect.

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On to the headliner.

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Yeah, that was that was perfection because I got cocky.

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I was like, I don't need the outline, which has like the script up.

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I'm like, because I haven't used it in the past like few weeks.

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Nope, definitely needed it.

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Oh, shit.

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Anyway, welcome to the all bros.

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This week we are joined by our official third host, DJ from the untrained eye.

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Hello, I'm feeling a deep bow.

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Yeah.

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What the hell, DJ?

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Yeah, I know.

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Listen, we're adults out here, you know, over here bragging with your two kids and I still

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do a podcast every week.

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Like we get it.

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You're very good at your job.

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But one day we get paid.

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We get paid for this.

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Yes.

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Well, it's more of an internship.

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I mean, we get paid in memories.

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There we go.

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I'll cut you.

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I'll cut you part of my experience.

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Yeah, the show is not it's not dead, but it's just on a deep hiatus.

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Yeah, there you go.

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A medically induced coma, something like that.

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That's actually a good way to describe it one day or just kind of our back.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So everyone.

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Yeah.

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So if you guys are I guess we haven't brought it up yet.

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But so this week, we really don't have anything to talk about in weekly watch.

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I don't know if I've watched a movie this week.

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I know I haven't.

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No, I was going to watch Beetlejuice, but then I didn't have the time to.

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Did you guys either of you watch the new short movie, the Spider-Verse Tale or whatever that

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they just released?

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Yes, I did watch that.

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I did.

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You watch it.

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It's very, it's very clearly it was supposed to be, I feel like released in October because

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it feels very spooky a little bit.

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There's a sleep paralysis demon and everything.

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I don't know.

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It was very good.

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Okay, I'll check it out.

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Well, wasn't it released on the day that the part two was supposed to come out?

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Yes, which by the way, I didn't realize that.

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That is hilarious that they're like, psych.

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There's something to hold you guys over for the next like three years.

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Really thought.

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So I watched, I watched the whole video and I was scrolling through the comments and someone's

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like, this is bullshit.

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They were supposed to release the, the Beyond the Spider-Verse movie today.

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Listen, I'll take it.

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I'll take whatever you want to give me.

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It's, it was new Spider-Verse material.

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I will take it.

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Yeah, I dug it.

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I thought it was a pretty good short.

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I'll tell you this.

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I watched it and I was like, God, that was really short.

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It was, it was seven minutes long.

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It didn't seem like it was that long.

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Like it went by, it went by like part one, like, or into the Spider-Verse or whatever.

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Like it was just two and a half hours that was over like that.

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So that's how that felt too.

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Like it was, I can't wait for that last.

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It's going to be the last movie across the Spider-Verse.

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Is that what it's called?

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And I'll be on this beyond the Spider-Verse.

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I cannot wait.

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When is it supposed to be released?

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I don't think they have a date.

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Yeah, no, I thought it was an April thing.

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I heard it was like in like on, in like it was postponed indefinitely that I don't know.

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Let me see.

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So the Spider-Verse, please.

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Because while you're looking, I need to make a quick rant real quick since I don't have

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my own podcast anymore at this time.

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April Fools, listen, companies, I know you're all listening right now.

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And I know this one isn't going onto the internet video style, but I'm looking directly into

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the camera.

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I hate you.

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Stop making April Fools things of, Oh, we're going to start making forks now instead of

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cars.

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Shut up.

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Nobody cares about your stupid dumb April Fools joke.

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We're going to start whatever.

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No, stop.

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Oh, look, we're just going to lie to you.

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And it's hilarious because it's April Fools.

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No, you're doing it wrong.

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This is like when you turn your thing rainbow for Pride Month.

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No one believes you.

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You don't care about gay people.

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You also don't care about fooling.

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So shut your ass up and move on.

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Leave the fooling to the people.

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The end.

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End of rant.

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Creach, DJ.

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I agree.

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No, you.

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Yeah.

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So Spider-Verse does not have an official release date and it apparently I don't think

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that was an April Fools joke.

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It says that it was indefinitely delayed.

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Shit.

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That is horse pucky.

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That sucks.

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It says Sony also delayed Venom three.

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Oh, what?

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So it was.

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They it was supposed to come out in July.

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They moved it over or back to November and now they've moved it forward to October.

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Geez.

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OK, God, Sony pick a day.

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Shit.

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And yeah, still nothing about I'm going to make sure this didn't come out yesterday like

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this article.

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We're about to go over why Sony is just giving its death throes out into the movie universe.

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So freaking I'm going to I'm going to choose to blame Madame Webb for Ghostbusters Frozen

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Empire not doing as great as it should right now, because when Sony saw how bad the the

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box office was for that movie, I feel they pulled back, especially on the publicity for

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Frozen Empire, and just didn't want to showcase they actually had a good movie coming out.

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And I don't know.

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I question Sony's decisions with Ghostbusters Frozen Empire because there was that literally

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they had it.

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They had it on the week of the twenty ninth.

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So this past week weekend, which would have been perfect for Easter weekend, they should

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have kept it.

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But then they decided to move it up one week.

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Warner Brothers took that spot for Godzilla X Kong.

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And because they took that spot, that frickin destroyed Ghostbusters at the at the box office

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and just what Sony.

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Oh my God.

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Just so many bad decisions by Sony.

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Sony hasn't been making very strong decisions.

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No, I think I saw now the Sony Marvel universe consists of the Venom movies, Venom movies,

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Morbius, I guess.

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Well, into the Spiderverse wouldn't count because it's not live action.

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But what's the other there's one other live action when I'm forgetting Craven.

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Well, yes, Craven will happen.

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Jesus.

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Okay, so it's been delayed indefinitely and we're all worse for it.

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Thank you, Sony, for nothing.

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Hey, with fun April Fool's joke, Sony, you're an idiot.

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We all hate you.

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And so I had in drowning this year while Warner Brothers is frickin eaten heavy.

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They're like, I love it.

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Warner Brothers, they need to relax because they all of a sudden they think they're something

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so much so that they've tried to bring back multiverses.

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Hey, man, no, don't do this.

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Like you're you Smash Brothers one, just relax.

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You people already forgot about you.

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Don't don't do this again.

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Don't try and bring this back again.

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Just fade into the whatever you're doing.

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Make another Harry Potter or something and just stop making people pay attention to you.

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Like they're not going to like you again.

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I don't know about that.

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I think Warner Brothers, like depending on how the new Superman movie goes, I think that

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it's going to be DC's time to shine for a little while at least.

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Oh, is Warner Brothers who is in charge of DC?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I guess it is.

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Huh?

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I mean, listen, James Gunn, this is his moment.

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This is whether we're going to see whether James Gunn was just good for the specific

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rag tag of Marvel heroes or if he is able to actually, you know, Joss Whedon style,

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bring in a whole universe together and do something with it.

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By the way, I've been saying for weeks now, days even, we need a new Kevin Feige.

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Like Kevin Feige had his day.

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We need new Kevin Feige.

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He needs to retire and there needs to be a new guy on top to bring Marvel back to.

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So I almost to the point to where I don't believe that he was the one that greenlit

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Deadpool and Wolverine.

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It seems like too good of an idea for him.

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I don't know about that.

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I bet he's freaking getting like, I bet he's on a leash with freaking Disney, like on what

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is and what is not acceptable.

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Like maybe now, like I'm sorry.

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I think like what he's done is they, I don't think they gave a rat's ass about the MCU

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like until it started growing into something.

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And then they're like, okay, cool.

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Now we're like backing you.

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And now like that, now that they've accomplished end game, they've got a freaking leash on

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him like don't ruin it.

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Don't ruin it.

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It's freaking Disney pulling that leash.

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That's ruining it.

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Now my counterpoint to that is maybe he got to end game and was like, I did it.

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Now I rest on all of my laurels.

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I just, uh, I don't really have a clear direction on where to go now.

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Like I had this big 10 year plan and now that my 10 year plan is over, it's kind of being

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revealed that I didn't have a really clear plan on what to do after this.

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I'm just going to kind of make decisions that seem similar to the first two phases.

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And so I can tell people like, nah, it's world building.

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It's, you know, there was mysterious stuff that happened in the first ones.

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If you remember correctly, like, and maybe, uh, and I'm not taking anything away from

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him.

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I think everything he did was amazing.

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Uh, I just think Marvel has turned into Marvel movies have turned into like, they have good

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moments, but it's not good overall.

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Like they have cool scenes that you're like, that's a cool thing that happened.

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And I'm glad I saw it, but overall I could have just seen it on Tik TOK and gotten the

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same amount of enjoyment and wouldn't have had to watch this whole movie.

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Dude, you know what?

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I think the problem is our big part of it.

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The movies that are good were made by someone that was a fan of the source material in some

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way, shape or form.

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Yeah.

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Like with, uh, with winter soldier, arguably one of the better MCU movies out there made

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by the Russo brothers who were fans of captain America.

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And that, I mean, you could see, there was a time when Beth and I were doing the, uh,

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we were trying to watch everything like, and I can't remember if we were doing chronological

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or release order, but like, you can tell that like all of those movies, they're, they're

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like, yeah, we're, we're going to do something.

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I guess maybe we'll try and be serious.

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Maybe not.

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Like we don't really know what kind of tone we want to set.

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And then winter soldier came through and was like, hello, we're a film and we are an espionage

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film and this is very serious in case you were wondering, uh, we take this all very

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seriously.

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This is a serious matter.

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Hydra is here.

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Uh, everybody's going crazy.

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Uh, it was, I feel like that was like a big shift for like.

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Marvel or the MCU as a whole, like trying to trying and succeeding to find a tone for

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itself.

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Uh, so I don't know.

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I don't know what, what that's going to be going forward.

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I don't know how true it is, but I've heard that they actively try or avoid hiring people

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that are like fans of the comics.

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Cause like, have you seen those clips where it's like, they've gone from like a bunch

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of different fricking MCU movies and a lot of the writers were like, oh yeah, well, I

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wasn't really familiar with this character before coming into this movie.

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And I'm like, what the hell are you talking about?

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Which it's funny because like, I think that if you have like, say you have five writers

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writing a movie like that, if you have one that is like not so familiar, like, cause

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they were talking about this for the acolyte, the new star wars show that's coming out soon,

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which is like, it does.

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But that one of the things they did on that was like, at least one of the writers was

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not very familiar with star wars at all.

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And the reason they said they brought this person in was to kind of like have the people

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that could geek out on it, but have someone that was also like focused on the story still

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to like drive that forward and wasn't so like married to that.

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But it's, I think it's gotta be a big room.

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And I feel like the big room of writers and they can't be, I feel like the geeks have

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to over outnumber the people that don't really have as much of a stake in like the source

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material.

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Like, I don't think that's a bad thing to have someone that doesn't know, but they can't

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be like in charge.

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You can't put that person, you know, they can't be the head writer.

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But I think that's a good idea to have someone to ground the content just to be like, okay,

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you've guys have gone so far into the fricking lore, bring it back and like reel it in a

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bit.

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Like I think that's a good idea to get like to reel it in for general audiences.

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But yeah, like a fan has to be the one to write it.

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Otherwise you get bullshit like Thor, Agnorok and Levin Thunder because Taika Waititi, he

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like almost brags about, he's like, oh yeah, like I didn't read a single Thor thing.

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Like I just wanted to do something fun.

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Taika Waititi, I feel like the shine is coming off of that dude.

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Like he, especially when he talks about Marvel stuff, he annoys me.

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And the other guy, I swear to God, I hate that I'm saying this out loud, looking at

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your Spider-Man poster in the background there.

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But I want to, every time I think about the Scarlet Witch, it makes me want to slap Sam

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Raimi right in his dumb face for being like, yeah, I don't really, I just like, they had

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this thing and I heard it was some kind of witch and I'm into scary stuff.

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So I'm going to make a scary witch.

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Oh, there's a show about it.

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Don't need it.

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Anyway, she's a witch.

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I can't argue with you on that one.

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It's just, it's annoying.

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Like I get it.

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Like if you want that aesthetic, that's cool.

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But like make a guy like Sam Raimi, like, Hey, you have to take a month, a week, anything

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and like just deep dive the source material and like be, make this, these characters true

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to what we already know.

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And same thing with the Thor or the, yeah, the Thor movies.

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Like it's, I don't know.

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Dude, me and Rose were literally talking about this before you hopped on talking about like

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the Sam Raimi verse and how well put together that could have been had Sony just fricking

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let him loose.

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Cause I'm like, yeah, like he, he had like a solid plan.

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So like I was telling Rose, I'm like, if you can't write a, a movie where like the sole

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focus of the villain is Green Goblin, like you're just a bad writer.

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I'm like, but Sam Raimi fricking killed it.

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And then fricking, he brings in Doc Ock kills it with him too, because those are the two

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big bads.

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And then it's like, okay, apparently the original plan for Spider-Man three, like what Rose

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was telling me was that it was supposed to be just saying man and the new Goblin.

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And I'm like, but with a more focus on, on Sandman and I'm like cake, like that's like

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easy enough to do, but they like forced him to throw in venom.

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And then I guess the plan for four was, oh shit.

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Who was mysterious right before he's going to be Bruce Campbell was going to be a mysterious.

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I think that was thrown around from what I heard.

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I thought it was supposed to be the lizard.

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Cause the guy that played Dr. Connors and Toby's movies actually did an interview recently

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and brought that up that yeah, he Sam Raimi had talked to him about Spider-Man four and

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he was going to become the lizard.

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So it was supposed to be, as far as I know, it's supposed to be the lizard and vulture.

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Those were supposed to be the two villains and Spider-Man four.

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Yeah.

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And then it's like those two, since they're tech, I would say in the general audience,

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those are probably a couple of the Spider-Man's lesser knowns, but you can have two, like

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where you can have like a half movie for each of them.

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I'm like, he, he, he split it up really well.

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It's just Sony came in fricking bit him in the ass.

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Cause they're like, throw venom in there.

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And he's like, I don't know venom.

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I don't like venom.

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And so like it showed that he didn't like venom.

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah, it's like, it pains me to say these bad things about Sam Raimi because like,

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I think he also did with the Spider-Man trilogy, like one of the impossible feats, which was

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make a sequel movie that was better than the original.

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Cause Spider-Man two is, it's just the best out of all of the Spider-Man movies.

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Possibly even to this day.

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So yeah, no, I saw it.

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I saw your doc.

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Like that, that fight, that fight between him and doc Ock, where they're just going

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around the city fighting that is on par with anything that has been currently happening

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in Marvel.

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Just no, no questions about it.

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Like if you, if someone had never seen that scene and they were like, how did I miss this

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in the Tom Holland Spider-Man?

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Like yeah, exactly.

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You would never know that that was not today.

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Like it was well choreographed.

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It was, it was just a good Sam Raimi.

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Why?

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Why Sam Raimi?

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No, dude, he, he fricking had, I will never understand studios where it's like you release

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something that's really freaking good.

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And then it's like, all right, now we got to make sure that they don't ruin this.

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And it's like, Nope.

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They, the reason they were able to create something so good is because you didn't fricking

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put this choke hold on them.

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You fricking assholes.

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Yeah.

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The matrix for that was a word.

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I'm hoping that Warner Brothers has learned from this bullshit and knows like if, if James

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Gunn is creating good shit, leave him alone.

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I don't, I just don't.

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I can't, I won't believe it until I see it.

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I can't, I can't anymore.

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Well, that's kind of what they did with fricking suicide squad.

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I think they kind of let him do whatever the hell he wanted.

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And he's like, cool, I'm going to nitpick some of these parts from the first one that

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I liked and get rid of the shit I didn't.

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And we'll go from there.

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And then they just kind of let him do whatever.

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And the movie was awesome.

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Yeah.

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I feel like people poo poo that movie.

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Like that was a great movie.

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We got peacemaker out of it.

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Like what do you want?

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Yeah, exactly.

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I don't know if you guys, this is not related to this, but I just, I just wonder, have you

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guys been playing or do you know of the suicide squad game or kill the suicide squad, whatever

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it's called or suicide?

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I have not played it, but it's looks fun.

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Yeah.

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I haven't played it either, but I'm going to agree with what Caleb said.

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I think it looks fun too.

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Apparently though, I like all I've like on Tik TOK, it only shows me the cut scenes and

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apparently like the joker has just been introduced to the fray.

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And I got to tell you that joker, everyone after this podcast is over, go to your Tik

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TOKs and type in suicide squad joker.

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And after you get past Jared Leto and you get to the video game one, that is the thing

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that Jared Leto was trying to do.

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I promise you because it's so much better and it kind of, when you look at it, you will

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think to yourself, this is going to be Jared Leto joker.

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No, it's like turned up or down.

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I don't know which way he had to go, but it's turned that many notches up or down to make

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that exactly right.

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So I don't know.

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I guess it's kind of movie adjacent because somebody had to act that out.

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There can be other good jokers guys.

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I'm just saying it doesn't just have to be that weird guy from that dick movie that we

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just saw.

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I'm not the biggest fan of his look.

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Well, I'm telling you, it's because he's kind of like Jared Leto esque.

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But when you hear him talking and you see him interacting with them, it is good.

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Like it is actually good.

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Okay.

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I'll give him a chance.

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I forgot the salt burn, sorry, in case people were wondering what I meant by the dick movie,

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a salt burn.

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I'm interested in what they're going to do with him in the Batman too.

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Hopefully nothing.

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Hopefully they put that guy in jail where he belongs.

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Oh shit.

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Anyway, so how about we get into this week's breakdown?

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Let's do it.

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Hell yeah.

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Alrighty.

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Just in case you didn't know, this week's breakdown, we will be discussing Sony's latest,

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I don't even know if I can call it a Spider-Verse film, but their latest train wreck, Madam

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Webb.

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And I gotta be real, I finished this at seven o'clock.

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Today?

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Today.

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Damn.

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I finished this like three weeks ago.

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Wait, no.

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I saw this, I think the week after it came out.

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So I saw this movie over like a month and a half ago.

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It ages like a fine wine, they say.

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Yeah.

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It just gets worse and worse.

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Beautiful.

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I was going to watch it earlier, but my wife, she voluntarily told me to go to, I'm kidding,

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she told me like, oh, we're going over to, this lady has to help her out.

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She needed some computer help and whatnot.

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She needs the help.

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Let this, let her be my wife.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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So we were going over to this lady's house to help her out.

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Her and my wife become really good friends.

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So I was like, all right, cool.

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We'll go over and help.

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She had some issues with her floor that she wanted me to look at too, so I was like, all

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right, cool, but I got to watch this movie today.

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And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

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And I was like, okay, as long as you know, like we're good.

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And she's like, yeah, we'll only be there like a few hours.

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And I was like, all right, cool.

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Anyway, we left at like 740 and it like, and we got to her house after stopping for breakfast

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and whatnot at like 840 and then around 330, we left her house.

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And then she, then my wife's like, oh, well, while we're on the way home, can we stop at

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Walmart?

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And I'm like, shit.

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So I got home at five or we got home at five and she's like, can you help unload?

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And I'm like, God damn it.

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So I grabbed all the shit with like one trip ran inside and then it's a freaking Amazon

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screwed me and delivered a microwave.

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And so my wife's like, can you get that?

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And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Ran inside, like got that ran out to my, my new space and turn on.

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Just imagine the whole time you're doing this.

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Britney Spears toxic is playing it over.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Back and forth running.

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Yeah, but I was a bit frantic when I started it.

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I'm just like, he wanted like, we were supposed to start at seven.

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I'm not going to finish the movie till then.

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Well, listen, don't worry.

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This movie was here to chill you out and relax you.

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No action in this movie.

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Just hanging out and looking at stuff in the Amazon.

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Oh my gosh.

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Yeah.

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But so yeah, this movie is very fresh.

488
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:02,440
I mean, it's in my mind, easily one of the most fresh movies that I've had.

489
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:09,040
I have times to stew on these, but not this one.

490
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,280
I hate to break this to you, whether you had a week or an hour, like you're going to have

491
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,280
the same feeling about this movie.

492
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,280
I promise.

493
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280
Yeah.

494
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:23,240
There's no, um, so anyway, if you guys are new to our breakdown system, we have split

495
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:28,840
movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final all

496
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,200
bros and untrained I letter grade.

497
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:38,800
They categories that we score our story, writing, acting, character development, effects, music,

498
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,520
costumes, and then we give our own personal score at the very end.

499
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,160
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us

500
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:53,920
a letter grade to compare this movies to, uh, to compare this move.

501
00:28:53,920 --> 00:29:00,040
I am on one today to compare this movie to others of a similar grade.

502
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:08,760
Um, also gives us a percentage that despite what anyone may say is mostly just for fun.

503
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,720
No, it is not.

504
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,720
No, it is not.

505
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,720
Don't listen.

506
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,720
Don't have it then.

507
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,720
Don't have it.

508
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:23,720
Just say, just say it's a movie or it's not a movie and that's it.

509
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,200
You don't need anything else.

510
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,360
Otherwise, madam web is not a movie.

511
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,360
All right.

512
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,040
See you guys next week.

513
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,520
Yeah.

514
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:45,240
So if you guys have not seen madam web, congratulations, buckle up, consider yourselves lucky because

515
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,920
this movie is so bad.

516
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,520
Um, so yeah.

517
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,800
So if you, like I said, if we're about to spoil the whole fricking thing in our favorite

518
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:00,120
segment that we like to call reading with Rose, I dare you to be able to spoil this

519
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,600
movie that implies that you would be able to give one cohesive statement on what this

520
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,600
movie was about.

521
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:11,120
So I will dare you to ruin this movie.

522
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,160
All right.

523
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,660
All right.

524
00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:19,600
So yeah, we will be posting that spoiler warning now.

525
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,440
So without further ado, Rose, take it away.

526
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,680
All right.

527
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:29,280
In 1973 in the jungles of Peru, a research team led by Ezekiel Sims and his pregnant

528
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:35,640
colleague Constance web discovers an unidentified species of spider with rare healing properties.

529
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,840
Ezekiel betrays the team and claims a spider for himself before leaving Constance for dead.

530
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,920
An indigenous tribe attempts to save Constance, but she dies shortly after giving birth to

531
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Cassandra.

532
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,520
30 years later, Cassandra going by Cassie works as a paramedic in New York city alongside

533
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,440
her coworkers, Ben Parker and Q Neil.

534
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,400
During a dangerous call, Cassie falls into the water and has a near death experience.

535
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,200
Ben revives her, but she begins to experience visions.

536
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,900
She, wow.

537
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,960
She begins to experience visions.

538
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:10,800
Initially, she dismisses them as deja vu, but after failing to prevent old Neil's death,

539
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,000
Cassie realizes that she can see into the future.

540
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:21,480
Ezekiel, who has limited pre precognition, wow, power and enhanced physical abilities,

541
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:27,880
collects information on three teenage girls, Julia Cornwall, Anya Corazon and Maddie Franklin.

542
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,480
His visions lead him to believe that they are destined to kill him.

543
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:36,280
Cassie is also drawn to the same women and intervenes to stop Ezekiel from ambushing them

544
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,340
at Grand Central Terminal.

545
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:44,040
She steals a taxi and takes Julia, Anya and Maddie out of the city to hide them in a nearby

546
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,040
forest.

547
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,180
Cassie returns to her apartment and finds Constance's note, which reveals Ezekiel's

548
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:52,240
identity and the true nature of his powers.

549
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,160
Ignoring Cassie's instructions, the girls go to a diner where Ezekiel finds them.

550
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,680
After briefly incapacitating Ezekiel by ramming him with the car, Cassie takes the girls back

551
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,120
to Queens and they take refuge in Ben's house.

552
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,320
Cassie flies to Peru and tracks down the tribal chief who saved her mother.

553
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,640
The chief puts Cassie through a ritual that separates her soul from her body.

554
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:19,760
She experiences a plane of higher consciousness where all living things are connected and

555
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,880
where every possible future can be seen.

556
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:28,320
She learns that Constance sought the spider to save her from a fatal hereditary disease.

557
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,700
Ben's pregnant sister-in-law, Mary, goes into labor earlier than expected and he takes her

558
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,200
to the hospital.

559
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,360
Along with the girls who are seen on camera when in the car, Ezekiel intercepts them again,

560
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,760
but Cassie rescues the girls in an ambulance and distracts Ezekiel so Ben and Mary can

561
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,920
escape.

562
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,580
The group lures Ezekiel to a condemned firework factory and sets up traps to disorient him

563
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:54,200
while Cassie calls for a medical evacuation helicopter to fly to their location.

564
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:58,560
Ezekiel destroys the helicopter and separates the girls, then taunts Cassie with Constance's

565
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,160
death.

566
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,620
Cassie uses her powers to guide the girls to safety.

567
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:09,920
She sets off the final trap, which fatally crushes Ezekiel.

568
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,560
An ignited firework strikes Cassie in the face, blinding her.

569
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,840
Cassie is taken to the hospital just as Mary gives birth to her son.

570
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,280
Cassie wakes up to discover that she is now blind and paraplegic due to her injuries.

571
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,820
However, her clairvoyance enables her to see fully into the future.

572
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:34,920
Cassie assures the girls that she will mentor them in their future roles when the time comes.

573
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,440
Don't worry though, it was not now.

574
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,200
The time is not now, it's later.

575
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,560
And don't even worry about it.

576
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,560
Yeah.

577
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,560
How dare you.

578
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,560
Oh man.

579
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,560
Dude.

580
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,360
This was rough.

581
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,720
I try to have like a good attitude going into this.

582
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,800
Maybe it's not as bad.

583
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,480
Maybe people are being super harsh.

584
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:10,360
And I think the stuff that like, cause I have another show that I listened to that, that

585
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,080
discusses Marvel movies.

586
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,120
I haven't listened to their review yet.

587
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,840
I try not to listen to, if I know that we're going to do a review on the same movie, I

588
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,840
won't listen to theirs.

589
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:26,320
I don't want to be like influenced, but they did talk about like when the trailers were

590
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,960
released what they thought the movie was going to be.

591
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:37,000
And I think I almost would have preferred what that was.

592
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,880
So in that, in their version or what they thought was going to be the case, because

593
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,720
they, it was like right after Adam Scott kind of got revealed that he was going to be playing

594
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,240
Uncle Ben.

595
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:57,960
So what they, what they assumed was that Ezekiel Sims, the character that he played was in

596
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,040
the comics was like a time traveler and he was coming back in time to basically hunt

597
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,080
down baby Peter Parker.

598
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,480
Well that's what I read after the fact.

599
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,800
That's what the comic was.

600
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,160
Like that's what happened in the comics that he was a time traveling weirdo.

601
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,160
Yeah.

602
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,320
So that's like, they were explaining all of that.

603
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:24,240
So that's what they thought that it wasn't, he wasn't hunting down these girls to like

604
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,760
protect his own ass.

605
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:32,920
He was hunting them down because he knows that they protect Peter or that they were,

606
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:38,760
they were going to obtain their abilities to help protect Peter.

607
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,480
And so I'm like, I do, I would have preferred that.

608
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,880
I mean, listen, I will say this, excuse me.

609
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,080
I did not know that I was going to be a part of this show.

610
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:58,920
So I did imbibe some reviews on this and everyone was saying how terrible this movie was going

611
00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,920
to be.

612
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,200
It's the worst movie that's ever happened.

613
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:09,240
Now in fairness, I've never seen Morbius, but I didn't totally hate this movie.

614
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:15,960
Like this movie was not good, but it was not as bad as I was led to believe.

615
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:21,480
And I only say that because if you watch this movie, I am a 40 year old person who exists

616
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,760
in this world.

617
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,920
So I lived at a time before 9 11.

618
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:30,400
I know for some of you that's hard to believe, but this movie seemed like a movie that was

619
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:38,680
made in 1999, about 2003 with no idea that there was a 9 11 coming.

620
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:44,640
Because they didn't make her like a hero, even though she was a paramedic.

621
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:51,120
It seemed very like, it just seemed like such a movie that you would have seen in 99 and

622
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:57,280
be like, you know, I mean, it wasn't good, but like for the time it was really, it was,

623
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,280
it was good.

624
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,080
It was, you know, if they made it today, it would probably be a lot better.

625
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,360
They'd be wrong, clearly.

626
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,120
But it was so weird.

627
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,680
It was so weird to watch this movie and be like, what year is this from?

628
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,880
Because it's not from this year.

629
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:21,400
I think there were a lot of elements in this that were had the potential to be good.

630
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,640
It was just overall execution was bad.

631
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,200
So so bad.

632
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:35,440
Yeah, like I think a lot of the pacing issues, like I don't think that they showed off her

633
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,840
ability to see the future very well.

634
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,880
Or to see like basically live alternate timelines.

635
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,520
Like, I don't think they showed that off well at all, especially in the final sequence.

636
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:57,320
Like, it just kind of felt like she was just I couldn't like ultra instinct blocking shit.

637
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,960
And I'm like, like, you're not showing off that that's, that's, that's what she knows

638
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,520
to do.

639
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:11,360
Beth and I after this movie was over, looked at each other and said, so can she time travel

640
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,200
or see the future or both or hop dimensions?

641
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,800
Or what does she do?

642
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,080
Did she actually save those girls at the end?

643
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,800
Was that something that could have happened?

644
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,000
Was she for people at once?

645
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,800
What exactly is it?

646
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,320
Because there was a moment there where I was like, she is time traveling.

647
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,680
And I was like, no, she sees the future.

648
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,960
No, she sees other dimensions.

649
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:40,000
No, she can sleep, walk, dream something because she like, at some point slept or dreamed a

650
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,840
version of talking to Ezekiel where it never happened.

651
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,840
That never happened.

652
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,240
But she had a conversation with him.

653
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:54,880
So it was very unclear as to what her powers were or what they meant to this world.

654
00:38:54,880 --> 00:39:01,960
Yeah, if if you're familiar with the character in the comics at all, it clears some things

655
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:07,760
up, but I don't think they accurately portrayed what her ability is.

656
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:19,320
So what her ability to like be multiple places at once is more isn't in a physical sense.

657
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,760
It's supposed to be in like a mystical, like kind of mystical way.

658
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,380
She can project her consciousness over like the multiverse, like because that's what Madam

659
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:35,560
Webb does, she's like the one that's in charge of the web of life and is able to pull spider

660
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,800
people into that.

661
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,840
So she's the one that kind of created the spider verse.

662
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,320
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.

663
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,320
I might be.

664
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,520
I'm definitely wrong about this, probably.

665
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:52,000
But everything I saw about this movie after the fact was that like there was never really

666
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,640
like an origin story for her.

667
00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:01,880
There was she was never like a like prominent really like wasn't featured very often or

668
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,080
very prominently like in any any of the comics.

669
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,240
Did she have her own comic at any point in time?

670
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,160
Like a book named Madam Webb?

671
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:17,680
I think she might have one within the past couple years.

672
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,520
Maybe I'm not 100% certain on that.

673
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:28,400
I'm pretty sure her first like actual appearance was in the 90s Spider-Man show.

674
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,280
It just I don't know, man.

675
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,960
Like it was it was not a good origin.

676
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,640
It's not a good origin movie.

677
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:42,120
Like I mean, I know everyone complains about origin movies.

678
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,960
And really the remedy is like you don't want to see the same origin you've seen a thousand

679
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,960
times.

680
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,680
You want to see Peter Parker get bit a thousand times.

681
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,520
But one of them one of the other things you could do besides just not showing an origin

682
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,400
is have a new origin of a character you've never seen before.

683
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,760
And they could have done anything.

684
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,280
And they did this movie.

685
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,720
They just made an asshole into like the because she was an asshole.

686
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,560
Just we're all clear on what this lady was.

687
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:16,000
Like she was clearly a hateable person that everyone liked inexplicably because it was

688
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,120
the worst.

689
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,280
Everyone freaking Parker's mom wasn't having it.

690
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,880
Yeah, that's true.

691
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Parker's or Peter's mom.

692
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:34,120
She just seemed like Emma Roberts seemed like there was someone with a gun right off camera

693
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:43,040
that was like, oh, my God, don't stop acting or we will do it.

694
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,400
Like that's what everything she did seemed like.

695
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400
This was a favor.

696
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,960
Just so we're all clear, Emma Roberts appeared in this movie as a favor to someone.

697
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,840
I have no actual proof of that, but there is absolutely no reason why she should be

698
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,600
in this movie at all.

699
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Fair.

700
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,480
Yeah, I think that's reasonable.

701
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,080
It was either a favor or she really needed some bills to be paid.

702
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:19,440
I will do whatever, but it was good.

703
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:28,760
It was I execution was horrible, but I think the potential for a solid story was there.

704
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,240
It was by the way, I think two things could have happened.

705
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:38,700
Either one you just shorten you shorten the time between introducing those three girls

706
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:43,780
and then all four of them getting together and then have a second half where they are

707
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:48,200
in their suits and they are, you know, kicking Ezekiel's ass or whatever.

708
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:53,860
Or take those girls out of the equation completely and make this a horror movie between Cassie

709
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,640
and Ezekiel.

710
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:00,120
Because like when they were going through the subway and he was like taking out all

711
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,160
the cops and you couldn't really see him and he's coming from here and he's coming from

712
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:08,920
there and he's going from under it reminded me very much of like an alien movie, like

713
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,520
the first alien movie.

714
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,160
So I was like, all right, like you couldn't really see the xenomorph.

715
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,900
That's kind of what made him scary.

716
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:21,440
Like this could have been a good horror movie if they had just tweaked it a little bit.

717
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,400
I was thinking the exact same thing during that sequence.

718
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,960
I'm like this like the bad guys suit like I've been hearing a lot of people giving them

719
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,960
shit for that.

720
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:36,400
I think the design, especially in a horror situation, would have been perfect.

721
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Yes.

722
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,440
They should have been complaining about the spider people in the Amazon suits.

723
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,200
What in the actual hell was that?

724
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,360
Those suits were terrible.

725
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,240
The dude's voice took me so off guard.

726
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:57,200
Talking and it was perfect English.

727
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,200
I was like, what in the shit?

728
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,680
You live in the middle of the Amazon.

729
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,480
You got bit by a spider and now you're a spider man.

730
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,960
Sorry, you're a spider person because we don't say spider man in this movie because that

731
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,800
guy doesn't exist yet.

732
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
Yeah.

733
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,160
Because as we all know, with great power, sometimes you got to have some responsibility

734
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,160
with it.

735
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,520
You got to use it in the correct way.

736
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,440
So much so we got to say this twice.

737
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:32,040
Gosh, dude, when you were reading your description, Rose, when you were talking about the chief

738
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:37,120
of those spider people, I was like, what?

739
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,360
I didn't catch that he was the chief at all.

740
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:45,720
And then the fact that he shows up again in normal human clothes, I'm like, what?

741
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720
Yeah.

742
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:52,820
That was the most inexplicable thing where he was just like, yeah, dude, I totally like

743
00:44:52,820 --> 00:45:00,360
built a hut up here and now I just do yoga all the time and have this have this online

744
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,120
business you've heard of online.

745
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,180
It's 2003.

746
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,880
We barely have it, but it's here.

747
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,120
I got an online business selling Amazon mud.

748
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,120
It helps people exfoliate.

749
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,120
Yeah.

750
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Yeah.

751
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:18,840
The story with the girls was just I think you could.

752
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,840
Yeah.

753
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,920
I think you could have scrapped that altogether.

754
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,480
I don't think it necessarily needed that.

755
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:32,240
I think it needed like because it shows like he thinks that his death is going to be by

756
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,360
those girls.

757
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:39,600
I think as soon as Madam Webb kind of got introduced, his visions should have shifted

758
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,980
to be like dying by Madam Webb.

759
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:46,280
And then it should have been like purely hunting her down.

760
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:52,400
Well, by the way, they made him the dumbest smart guy in the history of dumb smart guys

761
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:59,320
because he's like it starts with whenever he's seducing that NSA lady at the opera.

762
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:05,240
He's just like starts talking about what we all kind of figure is like very specific,

763
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:10,900
like and I know that you have access to this facial recognition technology.

764
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:17,440
It's very new at being 2003 and all, but there was a 9-11 recently.

765
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:23,200
So I know you have facial recognition.

766
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,880
I think what irritated me most about that sequence is that he just sits down and then

767
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:32,760
he's like and then she goes home with him.

768
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,280
Yeah, dude, it was all like, are you shitting me?

769
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,700
And he starts, listen, I have never been seduced at an opera.

770
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:45,320
So I don't know how things go when you are seduced.

771
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:51,600
But I got to tell you if after seduction had happened and lovemaking occurred, if the girls

772
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,860
started talking about like, yeah, I've been having these dreams where these three dudes

773
00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:59,760
kill me and now I look for these dudes and I'm going to kill them before they kill me.

774
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,360
I'm going to be like all I'm going to be hearing in my head.

775
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:09,760
It's like a high pitched whee and I'm going to be thinking of my escape of how the hell

776
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,600
I'm going to get out of here with I don't even need my clothes at this point.

777
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,800
I just need to get out with my life because I have clearly made a bad decision and I'm

778
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,840
with a crazy person.

779
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,400
But someone from the NSA was like, nah, this is still pretty normal.

780
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,600
This happens all the time.

781
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,600
You see someone in your dream.

782
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:36,840
You try and kill that dream guy.

783
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:43,640
He was ridiculous.

784
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,000
This is more of a writing issue than anything.

785
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:54,360
The way that his just rando assistant was just kind of there like she was as useless

786
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,360
as you could possibly get.

787
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:01,760
And they kind of treated the whole like how is he finding us like some sort of like premonition

788
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,760
thing.

789
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,840
I'm like, no, he's tracking you.

790
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,160
Obviously, somehow you just don't know how yet.

791
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,860
They didn't have cell phones.

792
00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:13,180
This is 2003.

793
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:19,160
This is what we're all missing from this is like this was very like I got this movie on

794
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:25,200
a level that I think they wanted me to get it on because it's like this is supposed to

795
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,680
be you don't have cell phones.

796
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:31,680
That's why we're going to leave girls out in the in the forest for three hours.

797
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:36,120
What and they just they're like, you know what, I'm going to walk for two minutes and

798
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:42,160
find a diner that's basically right over there because a normal person, they would definitely

799
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,400
have a what's the word I just said it cell phone.

800
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:53,880
I'm going to call someone and let someone know where I'm at something like that.

801
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,560
That lady, though, she was the perfect exit.

802
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:03,800
She was as 2003 movie or sorry, 99 movie in a 2003 world as it gets because everything

803
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,680
he said was like, all right, bring this up on whatever.

804
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,120
And she was like, got it, boss.

805
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:18,900
And she theoretically has access to cameras in the entirety of New York City and is able

806
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:26,000
to be like, oh, we got a hit over in the Bronx area like did you like what are you like?

807
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,680
That seems like what 1999 would think technology could do in 2003.

808
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:35,280
It's just like, yeah, man, we got to hit and some lady could do it.

809
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,680
Sorry, I'm not saying that derogatory to ladies.

810
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:43,160
I'm just saying some rando could just be like, yeah, I type I can type like 50 words a minute.

811
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,240
I could do this.

812
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:49,440
I honestly kept forgetting that this movie took place in 2003.

813
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,600
I had to get down myself when I was watching it.

814
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,920
And then it was like, I would forget.

815
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,420
And then they hit me with just like, this song is going to be a bop.

816
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,240
And then it was Britney Spears toxic.

817
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,440
And I was like, what the are you talking about?

818
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,440
Oh, yeah.

819
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:10,000
I think I made a point to like almost look at the camera and be like, it really is a

820
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,360
shame about Martha Stewart.

821
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,680
Like that was when Martha Stewart went to jail for a second because she did insider

822
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,680
trading.

823
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,680
Yeah, exactly.

824
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,680
You see how no one cares.

825
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:27,480
What is the story?

826
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:33,320
Listen, a man died via firework.

827
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,320
Okay.

828
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:40,080
They weren't like stretching their their brains to do things in this movie.

829
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:45,440
Dude, something that pissed me off is that the movie completely it felt like they just

830
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:51,000
kind of forgot that Madame Webb was supposed to be blind until the last possible second.

831
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,560
And then they're like, oh, shit, hit her with the face with firework.

832
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,560
Now she's blind.

833
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:01,640
You were talking about how they just were like, oh, no, we have no way to prove that

834
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,640
she's blind.

835
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,360
We couldn't put we couldn't put those white out contacts in her eyes.

836
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:12,640
We have to get some kids sunglasses that he got out of, I don't know, like the world's

837
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,800
worst cereal box.

838
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:20,240
You had a budget like, hey, don't buy her shoes for that scene and buy her sunglasses

839
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,240
instead.

840
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,240
No one's going to see the shoes.

841
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,520
She's in a frickin wheelchair now.

842
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:31,400
Dude, I completely forgot that she had the the hereditary disease.

843
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,440
So when she's in the hospital and they say, oh, you can never walk, I'm like, where the

844
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,680
hell did that come from?

845
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,680
I didn't see her legs.

846
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,960
I didn't see her legs get a frickin damage during the thing.

847
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,360
I was just like, like, what made her not able to walk?

848
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,360
Yeah.

849
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,480
So I thought it was the fall.

850
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,040
I didn't realize it was the hereditary thing coming back again.

851
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,960
I can't remember if I read it in the trivia on IMDb or somewhere.

852
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:03,360
But like, supposedly, she did get hit with a firework like in her back as well.

853
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,120
I didn't see that.

854
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,280
She at least got hit in the face.

855
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,120
By the way, it could have been a two for one whenever she got hit in the face.

856
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:20,800
It just like and she just like slipped some discs on her neck and just boom paraplegic.

857
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,800
I'd buy that.

858
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,400
By the way, did you guys catch this is I guess more of a writing thing.

859
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,520
But did you guys catch when she was in the hospital and, you know, they were like, oh,

860
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:36,640
Peter, he's been born or they never said Peter either, like the boy has been born and everything's

861
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,640
great.

862
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,320
And then Ben said he could never take on something like that.

863
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,320
He could never have a kid.

864
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,320
She's like, we'll wait and see.

865
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,920
Like, hey, you're pretty chipper about the fact that you know that these people are going

866
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,920
to die, lady.

867
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,400
Bro, dude, dude.

868
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,400
Okay.

869
00:52:52,400 --> 00:53:00,200
I'm giving I'm probably going to give the story like 68 because I want to talk about

870
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,520
writing like immediately.

871
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,440
Oh, man.

872
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,600
68 you say.

873
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,160
Okay.

874
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,600
Are we telling our are we telling our scores out loud?

875
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,600
Yeah.

876
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,600
Yeah.

877
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:26,360
I'm giving it I'm giving it a 70 because I have a I actually have a solid feeling about

878
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,760
this movie, even though I'm going to say some things about it that people are going to go

879
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:36,640
you shouldn't grade it that high.

880
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:41,200
But I I legitimately believe to spoil my whole feeling.

881
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,360
This is a C minus movie.

882
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:50,320
If it was in 99, I'm grading this like it was made in 1999.

883
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,320
That's the only way I can do it and not just give it all the way across.

884
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,520
And I feel like that's boring.

885
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,520
All right.

886
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,160
What do you think, Rose?

887
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,000
I'm lower than all of you guys.

888
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I'm at 65.

889
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Damn.

890
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
All right.

891
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
All right.

892
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,680
Moving on over to writing.

893
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:19,520
And dude, I wanted to talk about that scene so bad because I laughed out loud at that

894
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,520
scene.

895
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:25,440
And how messed up is that line?

896
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:32,440
Because she because because I almost wrote it down.

897
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,960
Like that's how much I freaking loved it.

898
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,320
It was oh, Ben's loving to be an uncle.

899
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,800
All the fun, none of the responsibility.

900
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,640
And she's like, that's what he thinks.

901
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,040
And I'm like, like a giggle to avoid.

902
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,800
He has no idea what's coming up.

903
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,000
Like people are about to die.

904
00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:00,160
It's like, yeah, your sister and her or your sister in law and your husband or your brother

905
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,880
and his wife are about to die.

906
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,800
And she's just going to keep that shit to herself.

907
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,800
That's so messed up.

908
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,200
Yeah, that's really absolute.

909
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:17,280
I laughed so hard at that, dude, because I'm like, that is such a messed up piece.

910
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,880
It really, really is.

911
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,600
I thought my favorite thing, I guess.

912
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,360
Yeah, this would be writing my favorite because they tried in this movie at least three or

913
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,360
four times.

914
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,120
I noticed to be funny.

915
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:39,920
And this movie failed miserably at being funny in any way, except for the funniest part of

916
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,400
this whole movie.

917
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:48,160
Whenever she's like, she's reading her book because whenever she just leaves for three

918
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:54,080
hours to go and read a book at her house, she's like, hmm, they could walk on walls

919
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,720
and super strength and all this other stuff.

920
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:01,560
Well, I guess you can't know that you can walk on a wall until you try.

921
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:08,000
And she starts trying to crawl up the wall and just slumps down on the floor.

922
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,920
That looks at her cat and is like, we're not going to talk about this.

923
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:17,400
I was so like over that this whole movie by that point that Beth laughed out loud and

924
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,400
I was like, oh, wait, that was really funny.

925
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,400
They actually did land a joke.

926
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:29,880
I think what made that hit is I can't think of a single person that didn't get bit by

927
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:34,800
a spider and at least try to crawl on a wall.

928
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:41,880
True, because I know I did, but no, I got bit by a spider and just got a big ass rash

929
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,800
on my forehead for a week.

930
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:49,360
And especially after the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man where they show like the little hairs on the

931
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:55,360
hand, you're like, maybe I have them and I don't see them.

932
00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:07,720
Dude, I remember that like the freaking bite on the forehead that I got and my mom looking

933
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,160
at it, she's like, oh yeah, that's a spider bite.

934
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,800
And I was like, oh yeah.

935
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:19,040
You think it was full of gamma radiation?

936
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,280
When I was alone, I remember putting my hands on the wall and I'm like, it doesn't feel

937
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,280
extra sticky.

938
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:28,320
And then I was trying to crawl and then nothing happened.

939
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,320
I'm like, you know what?

940
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,120
It probably was because I got bit in the head and not the hand.

941
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:38,400
I mean, listen, once a year, I still try and use the force.

942
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,880
So I'm just saying, you never know.

943
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,200
It could happen one day.

944
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,200
Yeah.

945
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:57,640
This movie, like the other thing, like the, cause I thought that too, at the very beginning,

946
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,560
1973, we're in Peru.

947
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,320
I was like, why does this lady resent her child so much?

948
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,520
She's like, she's not going to stop me from looking at these spiders in a camera.

949
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,640
I'm like, all right, lady, relax.

950
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,920
We just met you literally 30 seconds ago.

951
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:17,280
Can you not be an ass to your kid instantly?

952
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,000
They redeem that mom so well.

953
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,840
Well, but like, I was like, okay.

954
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:29,040
Like this is like, it was, it was just like jarring.

955
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,280
Like I feel like I felt like that needed to come sooner.

956
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:38,600
Cause like it didn't, it, the only thing that made it see to, from Cassie's point of view,

957
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,960
that made it seem like her mom didn't like her was like, she just went to the Amazon

958
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,760
and that was just a bad idea.

959
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,040
Like that doesn't mean she hates you.

960
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,080
You could also take that as your mom's dumb.

961
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:55,000
So like it's, it was just a weird thing when she started like breaking down, crying, like

962
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,400
I thought you hated me.

963
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,040
Like you didn't give us that the whole movie, like there was not one second where you were

964
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:06,440
like, I was talking about how much my mom hated me and my guts, my guts, she hated the

965
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,160
most like none of that.

966
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,920
And then she's like, I was dying of a disease.

967
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:12,920
Thanks, mom.

968
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:13,920
You're great.

969
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,320
Let's hug.

970
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,760
Was she time traveling?

971
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,760
Was she dreaming?

972
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,760
Who knows?

973
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:24,080
I think it was an odd mixture of the two.

974
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:30,520
Cause again of how fricking vague her skill or power set was.

975
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,440
Yeah.

976
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,600
I will say this.

977
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,920
The fact that she, I will take this as a writing thing.

978
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:43,320
The fact that she broke her back, went blind, all that stuff from that fall is wild to me

979
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:48,400
because she got punched by a spider man multiple times.

980
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,880
She is all I could think when she was getting punched is I'm like, she is still a person

981
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,280
like we have found out by this point that she got none of the other gifts and just the

982
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,120
premonition was just dialed up to 11.

983
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,640
That's the only thing she got.

984
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:08,720
So this is a human being punched by an angry spider man and she's just like, Ooh, my tum.

985
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:12,440
And then when she falls into the ground or falls into the water, that's when she's like,

986
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,080
Oh my God, my eyes and my back.

987
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,800
Yeah, dude.

988
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:24,640
The dialogue was fricking ridiculous in this movie at times.

989
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,640
The best part.

990
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,640
Oh, sorry.

991
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,640
Now go.

992
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,000
It was my favorite part.

993
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,280
Just, I, I wanted to laugh out loud in the theater, but there were people there and

994
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:39,880
I didn't want to disturb it for anyone that might've been enjoying this movie.

995
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:45,440
But the part where she's at the hospital at the end and they're all talking and the nurse

996
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,120
comes in, she asks, Oh, are you fam or are you family?

997
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:53,280
She turns around and says, there are, she's no, she says they're mine.

998
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,120
Like, shut the hell up.

999
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,400
By the way, the best part was that nurse came in there just to ask that.

1000
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,320
Cause she immediately just about face.

1001
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,320
Yeah.

1002
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:13,160
They did so much of random exposition in this movie.

1003
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,880
Like, are you kidding me?

1004
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:21,840
Like when they were explaining the fricking, uh, spider people, like, Oh, like you, like,

1005
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:22,840
you know, the legend of this.

1006
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:28,000
And it's like, Oh, the spider people that like run across tree tops and do this and

1007
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,640
this and that, and they have mystical abilities.

1008
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,440
Those spider people.

1009
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,640
I don't believe in such things.

1010
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,640
Yeah.

1011
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,400
I'm like, you're so dumb.

1012
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,320
And then please shut the hell up.

1013
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,320
Yeah.

1014
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:45,280
And then the, the fricking Ezekiel again, that's another thing that was pretty vague.

1015
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,520
I thought he was just supposed to be security.

1016
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,040
Was he the one funding?

1017
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,040
Okay.

1018
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,280
The, the description that you read Rose made it seem like this was an Ezekiel led thing.

1019
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,960
My understanding was also that he was just like, like she was there.

1020
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:02,680
She was the one being funded to be there, but not by him.

1021
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:07,140
He was just like a local that was like, I can show you where they found the remnants

1022
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,140
of these spiders.

1023
01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:13,040
Uh, cause that was seemed like that seemed to be why he was there.

1024
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,120
Like, especially how she was talking to him.

1025
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,480
Cause she wasn't just being a jerk about her kid.

1026
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,160
She was being an asshole to that guy too.

1027
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:26,040
So it was like, when he turned around and shot her, I'm like, I mean, you got off lucky

1028
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,040
lady.

1029
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:31,040
Like you are in the middle of the Amazon being a jerk to people that could have stabbed you

1030
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,040
with a machete.

1031
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040
Uh, yeah.

1032
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,040
Yeah.

1033
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:41,520
Dude, I, yeah, I, I didn't understand the relationship.

1034
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,520
I thought I did.

1035
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:50,040
I thought he was just some like security guy that she hired to like be part of the crew.

1036
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:55,200
And when it turned out that that wasn't the case, I was, I was kind of taken aback.

1037
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,200
I was like, I don't understand what this relationship is now.

1038
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,880
Did this spider also stop him from aging?

1039
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,160
Are we to believe that he aged or not?

1040
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,000
No, he aged pretty sure he aged.

1041
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,920
Cause it was supposed to be 30 years from when we first met him.

1042
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,280
And the only thing that I saw different was that his hair was longer.

1043
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:22,640
Otherwise he looked like to me, he was having that future premonition and his hair was gray.

1044
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:27,120
But then if you notice the more the movie goes on, the grayer his hair got.

1045
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:31,560
So it was very strange cause his hair, when he started out, it was not that gray.

1046
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:35,280
And like the, by the end, it wasn't gray, like it wasn't the vision, but it was much

1047
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,320
grayer by the way.

1048
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:42,760
I will say this after looking up Ezekiel Sims or whatever his name was, like the comic version

1049
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:48,820
of him, it's crazy because this guy looks like a deflated version of what the comic

1050
01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:49,820
looked like.

1051
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,440
I mean that like disparagingly against that guy.

1052
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:58,920
Like I just mean like the, it's like how I heard, it was, it was April Fool's thing,

1053
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,800
but I heard that, what was it?

1054
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:07,400
Chris Nolan was going to come back with Christian Bale to do the Dark Knight Returns, like that,

1055
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,960
that comic graphic novel.

1056
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:16,160
And I'm like, no, Christian Bale is a good Batman, but like you, the Ben Affleck, the

1057
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,920
Ben Affleck Batman should be the one for that.

1058
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:23,560
And I felt like Ezekiel, like there was a, he was the Christian Bale version of like

1059
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,360
what the actual like hulking Ezekiel was supposed to look like.

1060
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,680
Cause he was, he was just like more of like a chiseled, like just beefy dude.

1061
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:36,600
And that was not, the only thing that was the same about them is that my wife noticed,

1062
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,560
she's like, is he not wearing any shoes?

1063
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,520
I was like, he was not.

1064
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,800
That's a quirk of his.

1065
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,320
That's a quirk.

1066
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:54,080
I had a hard time getting behind his character at all.

1067
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,440
It was not very, it wasn't even hateable.

1068
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:57,440
It was like, why?

1069
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:01,080
I don't understand why you're this way, man.

1070
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:05,160
You had no motivation to do this other than you like, what would you do?

1071
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:12,640
Yeah, they didn't set up any motivation other than he was some like down in the dumps dude

1072
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:19,000
that got screwed, I guess I couldn't tell you.

1073
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,080
And then what was he doing that whole time before he started having visions?

1074
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,320
Did he had the visions straight away?

1075
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,680
Like was that like, there was nothing like that.

1076
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,680
Yeah.

1077
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,480
I mean, no shit.

1078
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:37,880
It was like 30 years of having some vision of these randos and it's just like, now they

1079
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,160
have the technology.

1080
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,840
They finally caught up.

1081
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,560
Also, was that meant to be the same spider as well?

1082
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,920
30 years later?

1083
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:48,920
I think so.

1084
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,920
Yeah.

1085
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,920
I don't remember.

1086
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,920
Yeah, it looked like it.

1087
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,080
I don't think spiders live that long.

1088
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:58,320
Like I'm not a spiderologist, but I don't think they live 30 years like that.

1089
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,360
But DJ, it's radioactive.

1090
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,380
So it lasts forever.

1091
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:03,380
It's not radioactive.

1092
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:04,380
It's mystical.

1093
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:05,380
Okay.

1094
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:06,380
That's just sorry.

1095
01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:07,380
Mystical.

1096
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:15,240
Like Peter Parker's spider was radioactive because they did experiments on that spider.

1097
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,360
This one's just a mystical spider.

1098
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,320
So that means it lasts forever, right?

1099
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,480
I guess that's what it means.

1100
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,320
But he removed it from its homeland.

1101
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,760
So that's why he was cursed with the visions.

1102
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:34,160
Well, that's why I thought Ezekiel hadn't aged because I'm like, well, the spider, if

1103
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:40,080
this is clearly the same spider, then maybe that's part of the deal is you've aged slower.

1104
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,080
I don't know.

1105
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:47,880
Anyway, one thing we should mention too, there were some other, there were three other actors

1106
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,880
in this movie.

1107
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,880
They were the girls.

1108
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,280
They were there.

1109
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,880
They danced on a table once.

1110
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:58,640
By the way, the best part about that stupid scene when they were in the diner was they

1111
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,680
were like, let's dance on the table.

1112
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,400
And they get on the table because those guys look like they're into them.

1113
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,400
And then they get on the table.

1114
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:11,800
And if you look at the guy's faces, they're like, cool, but can you not?

1115
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,560
Trying to eat here.

1116
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:15,920
Yeah.

1117
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:24,240
And then like, I don't know if you guys had subtitles, but she get like, forget her name.

1118
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:28,840
Maddie kept like slapping one dude away and like, don't touch.

1119
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:32,040
I'm like, what?

1120
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:39,600
This dude looks mortified that you're on the table in a public place.

1121
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:47,180
And then, okay, that scene, especially when she, you don't realize that she is just seeing

1122
01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:51,720
a vision when she's walking through the forest for one minute.

1123
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,320
And then she's at the diner.

1124
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,320
She sees him.

1125
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,920
Oh my God, the Ezekiel's here.

1126
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:56,920
I've been poisoned.

1127
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:57,920
Whoops.

1128
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,120
I was just, I was still at the taxi cab the whole time.

1129
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:06,000
This is part of why I wish I hadn't watched any review or heard any reviews on this movie

1130
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:13,600
because the whole fight scene that's happening where she ends up dying via hand poison, toxic

1131
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,180
is playing, right?

1132
01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:20,960
Well then when she's like, oops, that was just a vision toxic is playing.

1133
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,880
And it's like, all right, so is that happening?

1134
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,880
Are they dying right now?

1135
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:29,000
And she was like, I don't know, but I'm going to take a 10 minute longer route to get there

1136
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,320
so that I can, so that I can drive into this guy.

1137
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,320
Hopefully.

1138
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,360
Because at the speed she came in there, I hate to break this to everyone who watched

1139
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,360
this movie.

1140
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:43,200
There's no way she could have known that she was going to hit him and nobody else.

1141
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,200
Yeah.

1142
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:49,360
Well, she, I thought she got stabbed the first time and then poisoned this, like when she

1143
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,920
came in like a wrecking ball.

1144
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:57,840
She well, so the, in the, in the vision, she, he grabbed her by the neck and that's when

1145
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,600
he poisoned her and she died in reality.

1146
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:09,200
Whenever they were, she was like, get in, girl, no, wait, he grabbed, uh, no, not Cassie.

1147
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,640
He grabbed what's her name?

1148
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,640
Not Jessica.

1149
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,840
Oh, uh, skater girl.

1150
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,680
No, what's, what's the other one?

1151
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,400
Oh, uh, shit.

1152
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,880
We have access to IMDb guys.

1153
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:25,520
I'm gonna go there right now.

1154
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,680
Uh, Anya?

1155
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,080
No, not Anya.

1156
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,040
The Sydney Sweeney's character.

1157
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,040
Oh, Julia.

1158
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,040
I'm sorry.

1159
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:35,040
Julia.

1160
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,040
Yeah.

1161
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,040
He grabbed.

1162
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:42,080
So the first go round, she like, uh, Cassie comes in and it's just like, let's get down.

1163
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,080
Like let's go.

1164
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,740
And then they're about to leave.

1165
01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:47,880
And then she like, Julia's like, apologize.

1166
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,280
I'm like, I'm so sorry.

1167
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:53,840
And then she goes, grabs her jacket and then he comes in, grabs her by the neck, like basically

1168
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,720
like slams her on the, on the chair.

1169
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:01,200
They have a fight a little bit like Cassie and Ezekiel have a bit of a fight and then

1170
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,600
he stabs her and then she like wakes up back in the forest.

1171
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,660
Here's the song and then runs back.

1172
01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:09,760
She hits it or hits him with the car.

1173
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,480
She gets out, tells the girls to get in, they get in.

1174
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,360
And then before she shuts the door, he like grabs her hand.

1175
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,360
That's yeah, whatever.

1176
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:23,480
I told you this movie's fresh and I can shit like that past me.

1177
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:28,600
I mean, listen, you could give it a week and you'll, you'll forget.

1178
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,600
By the way, I only watched.

1179
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,000
I'm trying to, sorry, you go.

1180
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,000
Sorry, DJ.

1181
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,000
No, go ahead.

1182
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,760
No, I was going to say, I'm like trying to just remember like the important parts and

1183
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,680
like Caleb's able to like fricking just remember this piece by piece.

1184
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,680
I know.

1185
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,680
Cause I just watched this movie.

1186
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,680
I think that's funny.

1187
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:48,480
Well, I remembered all the parts, they were just wrong.

1188
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,480
Wrong order.

1189
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,480
Wrong people.

1190
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,280
Cause I remember that.

1191
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:57,320
I remembered specifically him like grabbing her hand at the, like as they were about to

1192
01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:02,880
back out and like for real, by the way, never came, never know more about the poison ever

1193
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:03,880
again.

1194
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,880
She was just like, I got poisoned.

1195
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,400
It was pretty crazy, right?

1196
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,520
Anyway, we're getting out of here.

1197
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:16,400
But I mean, writing wise, I, I do think that there was some good writing moments.

1198
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,520
Like, I mean, we brought up a couple.

1199
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:26,560
I actually really liked the one where they're all at Mary Parker's house and she comes into

1200
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:32,600
the room and she's just like, well, I either peed myself or my water just broke.

1201
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:37,400
And Ben's like, well, it looks like you peed yourself because your husband is not here

1202
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,400
right now.

1203
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:43,000
And he, and your baby isn't due for a couple of weeks.

1204
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
And then he like panics.

1205
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,880
He's like, the ambulance isn't going to get here.

1206
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,880
And I'm like, aren't you a paramedic?

1207
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:48,880
Yeah.

1208
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:56,320
So by the way, I do think it was funny too, that when they left and Cassie came back then

1209
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,200
was like, Oh, the ambulance is here.

1210
01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:59,960
I know how to drive one of those.

1211
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:05,000
There's finally a reason for me to be an EMT and just gets in and steals an ambulance.

1212
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,120
Hey lady, this is your, your risking.

1213
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,120
Yeah.

1214
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,760
Countless other lives for these three.

1215
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,200
I'm just saying, uh, you stole an ambulance to do that.

1216
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,880
You didn't steal a car.

1217
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,320
You stole a health machine.

1218
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,320
Yeah.

1219
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,880
All, all to just get her hands on an AED.

1220
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,880
Yep.

1221
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:29,520
I'm like, you couldn't just be a paramedic that carries one in her vehicle.

1222
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:30,520
Nope.

1223
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,720
No, cause that's too plot convenient.

1224
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,720
It's yeah.

1225
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:41,560
As opposed to calling an ambulance when you know, you don't need one.

1226
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,560
Yeah.

1227
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,440
I, yeah.

1228
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:48,840
My main issue, like the, the humor I felt hit.

1229
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:49,840
All right.

1230
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:54,600
The, it was the story beats that fricking jack this up.

1231
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:59,320
Like I'll actually give the writing a bit higher cause I felt like the writing was good.

1232
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:03,760
It was very exposition heavy and it forced that exposition on you.

1233
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,440
And I didn't care for that.

1234
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:08,720
So writing, I'm not much higher.

1235
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:12,680
I, I'd probably say I'm like maybe 71.

1236
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,320
Yeah.

1237
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:20,360
I think I'm gonna, I think I can match you at a 71 because I, I mean, again, I enjoyed

1238
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,360
this.

1239
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:22,760
Listen, thank you for, I can see it already.

1240
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:24,800
Thank you for being the voice of reason.

1241
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:32,360
Rose, you are the non, you're the non committed fan in the room.

1242
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,280
I was expecting us all to be in the sixties or even fifties with this movie.

1243
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,280
And I, y'all are making me feel bad.

1244
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280
You know what it is?

1245
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,280
You know what it is?

1246
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:46,040
It's that the day before, or maybe it was the weekend before, uh, we talked about this

1247
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,160
before we started recording.

1248
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:56,280
I watched dune part one and kind of everything looks like it's in color now in a way.

1249
01:13:56,280 --> 01:14:01,520
So, I just did not.

1250
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:08,000
I, I, I, I promise you, I expected to go into this movie and it'd be as bad as everyone

1251
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,480
was saying it was and just to hate it.

1252
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:15,200
And I gotta tell you, it was, I, it was better than the marvels.

1253
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,160
I believe that in my heart.

1254
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,160
Sorry.

1255
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:22,160
I can't give you that.

1256
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:24,480
I could never give you that.

1257
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,480
I'm sorry.

1258
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:30,840
Listen, the marvels was exactly what MCU movies are doing right now.

1259
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:37,000
A lot of good ideas, no follow through at all, almost no reason to exist by the end.

1260
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:43,840
Like the marvels had a great bunch of ideas that they just refused to follow through on

1261
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,800
any of the cool stuff they started doing.

1262
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:51,320
So I cannot, at least this movie was like, I'm dumb.

1263
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,320
The end.

1264
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,720
Like that's what I'm going to do.

1265
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:59,480
There's no, if you're looking for depth, you are in the wrong movie, my friends, because

1266
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:02,840
we are about to get as shallow as it gets.

1267
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:09,280
I think what the marvels has over this movie, I feel that the main three actually have chemistry

1268
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,920
in the movie where like, yeah, okay.

1269
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:16,000
The three girls, someone have chemistry and then there's Dakota Johnson.

1270
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,880
She's, she's just freaking like left out in the cold.

1271
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:23,560
And I think even like during interviews, Dakota Johnson even led into that, that the three

1272
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:27,440
girls, oh yeah, they had such a fun time, you know, have being on set together, you

1273
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,560
know, hanging out and then there was just me.

1274
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:35,720
She didn't, she, I don't think she interacted with them at all unless they were on screen,

1275
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:37,840
unless they actually had to act a scene together.

1276
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:43,080
Listen, the girl Kamala con, uh, was that her name in the marvels?

1277
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,480
Yeah.

1278
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:45,480
She was great.

1279
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:51,080
Uh, Captain Marvel was Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel and Rambo.

1280
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:56,240
I almost feel like they should have had their own movie before they introduced Kamala into

1281
01:15:56,240 --> 01:16:00,920
it because I think the thing that turned me off for the whole thing was when Rambo was

1282
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:04,080
like, you left me when I need you to the most.

1283
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:08,080
And she was like, I, I didn't realize I'm really sorry about it.

1284
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,080
That's okay.

1285
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,080
My mom's dead though.

1286
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,080
Oh man.

1287
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:12,080
I knew that.

1288
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,720
I knew that it's really rough.

1289
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,280
I liked her too.

1290
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,920
You know, it had me too.

1291
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,920
She was my mom.

1292
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,280
Anyway, can we get past this?

1293
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,440
We totally can hug.

1294
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:25,000
It's time to go to Disney princess land where we're all singing now.

1295
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,360
Like, what the hell is this?

1296
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:28,360
Why?

1297
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:29,360
No, that's not enough.

1298
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:35,160
Like I'll give it to you marvels that you want to just like explain away Wanda vision

1299
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,640
with like a witch, put a hex on me one time.

1300
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,400
That's how I got them powers.

1301
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,880
Uh, fine.

1302
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:45,000
But you can't be like, Hey, this was one of the most important people in my entire life

1303
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,400
and we're going to have less than two minutes of dialogue.

1304
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:52,840
Be like, Oh, this is our catch up and, and just make good.

1305
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,120
And we're just moving on with our lives and never talking about it again.

1306
01:16:56,120 --> 01:17:01,200
I can't, I can't get behind that.

1307
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,800
So where are you?

1308
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,640
Where are you sitting with this Rose?

1309
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:13,760
If you're so, so low 61 since you're being the voice of reason on this.

1310
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:17,200
So yeah, I thought the writing was worse than the story.

1311
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,560
So I'm going to be really, I'm at a 63.

1312
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,560
Damn.

1313
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,560
Okay.

1314
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:31,880
This is going to be a fricking great, I don't want to know what this comes in above.

1315
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,920
I don't want to know.

1316
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:38,840
Definitely start with below on this.

1317
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:39,840
Yeah.

1318
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,440
All right.

1319
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,600
This is our next step.

1320
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:49,560
We got acting, which I think is everyone's, we're very excited for it.

1321
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:55,080
So with this cast, we got Dakota Johnson playing Cassandra Webb.

1322
01:17:55,080 --> 01:18:04,280
We have Sydney Sweeney playing Julia Cornwall, Celeste O'Connor playing Maddie Franklin,

1323
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:13,900
Isabella Marced playing Anya Corazon, and then Tahar Rahim who played Ezekiel Sims.

1324
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:18,400
I think you should add what's his face in there for Ben Parker considering I'm going

1325
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,160
to vote for him in my top three.

1326
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,160
That's fair.

1327
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,160
All right.

1328
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,160
Adam drivers.

1329
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,160
Not Adam driver.

1330
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,160
Adam.

1331
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:33,360
If we should have added anyone, it should have been the person that did the dub for fricking

1332
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,360
Ezekiel Sims.

1333
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,360
Oh my God.

1334
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,360
It's so noticeable.

1335
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,360
It's so bad.

1336
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:46,960
It was bananas crazy because there was one point where he was first interacting with

1337
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,840
his secretary or wherever that lady is where I was like, huh?

1338
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:57,160
Was this guy on a different planet when he was when he was doing this, these words like

1339
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,120
what are you?

1340
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,480
They basically got me to do it.

1341
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:03,440
They were like, listen, the guy can't come in.

1342
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,440
Can you sound like him?

1343
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,440
And I was like, no.

1344
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:07,040
They were like, can you read?

1345
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,040
Yes.

1346
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,040
All right.

1347
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,040
Good luck, man.

1348
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:12,000
So you want to know what I heard?

1349
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,280
The issue was I know.

1350
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:25,520
I've heard that his so he's French and his accent was so thick that you couldn't understand

1351
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,520
what he was saying.

1352
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:33,160
The freaking subtitles then I know I'm like just make him a French bad guy.

1353
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:39,440
That's cheaper than rerecording the audio.

1354
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,720
You just have to do that in post production.

1355
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:43,280
I know it dude.

1356
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:48,240
Like just freaking make him speak his native language for heaven's sake.

1357
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,240
That's all you had to do.

1358
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:50,240
Oh my God.

1359
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,240
Yeah.

1360
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:56,080
But then why wouldn't make any sense that he was her guide in the Amazon and funded

1361
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,640
this Amazon spider trip?

1362
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:04,240
Well, this is why I thought he was just like a freaking security guy.

1363
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:07,080
I didn't think he was funding the expedition.

1364
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:11,000
I thought he was just the muscle as he said.

1365
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:17,400
She's like I wouldn't have agreed like I if I'm remembering this line correctly, he says

1366
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:21,680
I wouldn't have agreed to this security job if I didn't think you were close to finding

1367
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:22,680
the spider.

1368
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,640
And I'm like why the hell was correct?

1369
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,640
Yeah.

1370
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:28,600
I'm like that sounds weird.

1371
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:34,720
Like you agreed to do a security job because you thought she was close to obtaining a spider.

1372
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:42,000
Again, this is another feather in my cap for this movie was made in 1999.

1373
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:47,720
This is there is you're starting to really sell me on that.

1374
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:53,480
Like this is a time travel movie after all and they all time traveled to 99 and they

1375
01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:55,480
made this movie.

1376
01:20:55,480 --> 01:21:03,200
Yeah, I did the no one was was on their a game here.

1377
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:11,800
Like the guy who played Ezekiel wasn't the least bit and I'd like to know if he was in

1378
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,120
the suit at all other than like the discussion.

1379
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:23,280
Yeah, I mean, because whoever was doing the stunt work for that, like walking around in

1380
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,480
the suit was a job.

1381
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:33,720
I mean, yes, but also like I felt like you know, everyone wants everything practical.

1382
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:38,240
Like there were times near the beginning when he was moving around.

1383
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,440
I guess this is effects, but like he well, whatever we can save it for that.

1384
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:42,440
I disagree.

1385
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,120
I don't think this like he looked too heavy.

1386
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:51,680
I feel like almost like it's he seemed the guy who was playing here or whatever doing

1387
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:56,760
the stunt work for him seemed like too short and almost too stocky.

1388
01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:02,800
Yeah, because that's what like specifically why they go for people that are like leaner

1389
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:09,240
and like Tom Hollins build where he's like more gymnast like no one buys a big bulky

1390
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,240
Spider-Man.

1391
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,600
Well, and that's it.

1392
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:17,280
Like I think that even though he wasn't like a hulking presence, like he looks in the comic,

1393
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:22,520
like it would have made sense because he looks lanky like a spider.

1394
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:29,000
Like it would have been fine if they had a lanky stunt person doing that for him.

1395
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,920
So I don't know.

1396
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:35,840
Yeah, but dude, that dialogue was just horrid.

1397
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:40,040
Like whoever they got to dub didn't even like try to lip sync.

1398
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,040
Seriously.

1399
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:44,600
Well, listen, honestly, we say nobody was like a standout.

1400
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:50,040
I think he was this he believed in this movie more than anyone else in this movie.

1401
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:55,240
The guy that was playing Ezekiel not the dub guy, but the guy that was playing it because

1402
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:58,120
he seemed very serious and very angry a lot.

1403
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:00,520
I'm like, that is so cute.

1404
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,240
You don't know what's happening in this movie, sir.

1405
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,720
It was rough.

1406
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:13,400
And then Dakota Johnson like this is just not the best performance coming from her.

1407
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,040
Or any of the girls.

1408
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:18,880
And all the girls have been in some good shit.

1409
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:21,760
I've never seen one of them in any movie ever.

1410
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:30,520
So did you see Ghostbusters Afterlife or the new Ghostbusters?

1411
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,520
So you saw Afterlife?

1412
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:39,840
So Celeste, she played a lucky in Afterlife.

1413
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:40,840
Really?

1414
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:41,840
All right.

1415
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,080
I've seen them.

1416
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:48,200
And then not Sydney.

1417
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:56,200
Isabella Merced, did you see the or I doubt you have the live action Dora movie?

1418
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,200
I have not.

1419
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,200
Okay.

1420
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,640
Have you seen like the commercials for it?

1421
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:01,640
Yes.

1422
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:02,640
Yes.

1423
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:03,640
No, sorry.

1424
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,640
So she so she played Dora.

1425
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,560
She was also in that movie with Mark Wahlberg, Instant Family.

1426
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,240
Oh, yeah, I didn't see it, but I know it.

1427
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,240
Yeah.

1428
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,840
So I mean, she's been in a lot of stuff.

1429
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:18,120
And then Sydney Sweeney, she's basically been everywhere.

1430
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,480
I'd be surprised if you didn't recognize her.

1431
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:22,480
I hear a lot about her.

1432
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:25,880
And they're like, Sydney Sweeney, the newest hottest thing that ever happened.

1433
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,880
And I'm like, yeah, let me look at her IMDB.

1434
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:30,760
Oh, she was on Euphoria.

1435
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,280
I do know her.

1436
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,100
I do know her.

1437
01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:36,320
The White Lotus never saw it.

1438
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:39,520
The Handmaid's Tale never saw it.

1439
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:42,400
I'm sure there's other good stuff she's been in.

1440
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:46,320
But Euphoria is okay if you like watching people that are supposed to be in high school

1441
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,320
get naked.

1442
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,520
It's super not weird, I guess.

1443
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,520
No, of course not.

1444
01:24:54,520 --> 01:25:01,840
No, dude, she the the things that I have seen her in, she's fantastic.

1445
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:08,400
But the stuff that she's been in lately, like that Anyone But You comedy, and this movie,

1446
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:13,400
like it's not doing her acting ability justice whatsoever.

1447
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,040
And it's a bit of a bummer.

1448
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,520
Oh, she was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

1449
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,520
There you go.

1450
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:19,520
I do recognize her.

1451
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:20,520
Oh, really?

1452
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,520
Was she really?

1453
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,120
Yes.

1454
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:26,120
She played Snake.

1455
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:30,120
I'm reading her IMDB.

1456
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,600
That's all I can tell you.

1457
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:36,640
I'm sure it was probably one of the people at that compound.

1458
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,640
Yeah, probably.

1459
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,640
That's weird.

1460
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:40,640
Yeah.

1461
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,640
Okay.

1462
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:49,200
Yeah, it no one was bringing their A game to this.

1463
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,800
It was over the top and cheesy.

1464
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:57,880
Like, if the writing was bad, the acting was was worse.

1465
01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:04,440
And I would I would put this lower than my story, honestly.

1466
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:10,280
So where are you guys sitting with with acting?

1467
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:17,380
On a personally.

1468
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,040
I think acting all ghosts.

1469
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:24,440
I'll go just like one of my story at a 66.

1470
01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:30,040
Yeah, I was gonna try and stay in the C category.

1471
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:38,520
But I think I have to creep into D and give this one a 69 because it's it's it's a real

1472
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,160
thing.

1473
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:42,920
And now that I just looked the next category is character development.

1474
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:47,160
Oops, gonna have to go lower into the D category.

1475
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,920
Oh, boy.

1476
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,840
I I was a little bit harsher on this.

1477
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:54,320
I'm giving this a 63.

1478
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:57,160
I was disappointed with everyone's performance.

1479
01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:00,000
Listen, I was in one way or another.

1480
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:05,640
But my shining star and I'm sorry, this will be my number one is Adam Scott.

1481
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:09,800
Like Adam Scott seemed to be the only guy that was like, I'm stoked to be here.

1482
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:16,000
I am now in the Spider-Man universe and I'm Ben Parker and I'm kind of going to be beloved

1483
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,360
no matter what I do.

1484
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,440
The end.

1485
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:23,840
See you guys later.

1486
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:24,840
You're not wrong.

1487
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,580
I actually really liked his character, too.

1488
01:27:28,580 --> 01:27:35,000
My top three is I think it's like it's basic.

1489
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:41,160
I my number one is going to Dakota Johnson, which isn't saying a lot because it was she

1490
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,440
was not.

1491
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:50,160
I think she had like I think she had the potential to be better.

1492
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:52,240
Like a better written character.

1493
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:55,400
I think she could have knocked out of the park.

1494
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,680
Like I've never been like the biggest fan of her acting.

1495
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,680
Megan, just in the things that I have seen of her.

1496
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:09,160
But I think she could have made this character work had she been given better material.

1497
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:20,960
My number two and it was probably just because she annoyed me the least is as a bear said.

1498
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:25,760
And like I said, she annoyed me the least out of the three girls and then my number

1499
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:31,120
two again, it's just she annoyed me a little bit less or my number three would be Sydney

1500
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:41,880
Sweeney because she annoyed me less than or a little bit more than Isabella did.

1501
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,840
I got to agree with your list, man.

1502
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,840
Is it?

1503
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,680
Yeah, it's the same for me.

1504
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:52,920
Yeah, Celeste O'Connor, nothing against her, but she was easily the most annoying of the

1505
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:53,920
three girls.

1506
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:58,720
I was telling Caleb earlier, thank God the Frozen Empire came out this year because I'm

1507
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:03,980
reminded why I actually like her as an actress because I love her as lucky and Ghostbusters,

1508
01:29:03,980 --> 01:29:05,760
but I hated her here.

1509
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,880
She was so annoying.

1510
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:13,720
Yeah, I would have Adam Scott number one.

1511
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:20,040
I would have the dude that played Ezekiel Sims at number two just because I don't know,

1512
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:26,000
like he looked the part, but he just wasn't the part.

1513
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,160
And I just, I don't know, I like him.

1514
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:40,200
And my number three is actually going to be his personal assistant because that lady deserves.

1515
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:45,180
It's a damn shame what she had to go through to be in this movie and she, I think she really

1516
01:29:45,180 --> 01:29:48,800
caught the end of the stick more than anybody did.

1517
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:53,440
And yeah, this might be her only time she gets some shine.

1518
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:57,040
So thank you, lady whose name I'm going to look up right now.

1519
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:01,080
Dude, she was getting freaking ripped on.

1520
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:05,920
She's like, when he was telling her like use it or like use this program better.

1521
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:10,440
And I'm like, first off, it's a program no one in the world has access to that she just

1522
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,280
kind of had to learn on the go to use.

1523
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:16,920
Second of all, she's doing the tracking.

1524
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:20,240
Like she finds them within minutes.

1525
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:23,120
Like what more can you want from her asshole?

1526
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:27,360
Like if they're hiding in a basement, like you're screwed.

1527
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:30,280
I think this lady's name is Zosia.

1528
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:33,520
Z O S I A.

1529
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,080
However you would say that.

1530
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:38,160
M A M E T.

1531
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,480
Maybe also French guys.

1532
01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:40,920
I'm just throwing it out there.

1533
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,720
Might also be very French.

1534
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:44,720
Yeah.

1535
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:45,720
Amaria.

1536
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:52,440
I don't know if that was actually the lady or not, but damn it, lady, you're my number

1537
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,880
three.

1538
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:59,840
I feel like I recognize that the assistant from somewhere.

1539
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:04,120
She did seem familiar looking, but she might've just been, let's see.

1540
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,400
She was in the kids are all right.

1541
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:10,080
She was in the television program girls.

1542
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:13,800
She was in this little indie film called Madam Web.

1543
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:16,960
The trolls band together.

1544
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:19,840
She was crimp in that movie.

1545
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:27,840
She was the voice of princess lady fingers and a Harley Quinn, the cartoon show, the

1546
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:28,840
flight attendant.

1547
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,000
Did you see that show?

1548
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,360
That was that one with the.

1549
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:32,360
Yes.

1550
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,280
That's what I remember her from.

1551
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,280
Yes.

1552
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:37,400
She was Annie more a dooey.

1553
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:38,880
I can't say her name.

1554
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:39,880
Yeah.

1555
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:48,760
I'm pretty sure that was, um, uh, Kaylee Cuoco's character's sister.

1556
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,000
Yeah.

1557
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,880
That's what I remembered her from.

1558
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,000
That was bothering me.

1559
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:00,000
Well, again, there again, then her and Emma Roberts.

1560
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,680
Those must've been, uh, an Adam Scott.

1561
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:05,720
I feel like they w those were all the favors in this movie.

1562
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:11,120
Well, I guess, I mean, considering how like hot in the streets, those three girls are

1563
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:14,840
right now, like maybe this was all, this was favors all around.

1564
01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:19,760
Cause was anyone clamoring for a Dakota Johnson led movie?

1565
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:22,960
I got to imagine the answer is a fat no.

1566
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,240
After 50 shades, I highly doubt it.

1567
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,360
I find it funny.

1568
01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:31,680
Cause I know that she said that when she signed on for this, like after there were so many,

1569
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,240
um, uh, rewrites and all, like just so many changes.

1570
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:41,640
And when the first trailer came out, she fired her agent or she fired her agency.

1571
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:42,640
Good.

1572
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:43,640
That's hilarious.

1573
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:44,640
That is hilarious.

1574
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:54,840
I actually like her more now that I've heard that, you know, what would be a great, like

1575
01:32:54,840 --> 01:33:03,160
I am kind of like over, like I don't listen to celebrity interview podcasts nearly as

1576
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,020
much as I used to.

1577
01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:13,640
I would listen to a show where people get like, where actors get approached and be like,

1578
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:19,560
like in terms of like horrible movies, like with this, like I would love to listen to

1579
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:26,600
an interview with Dakota Johnson talking about like, what movie did you sign up for?

1580
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:32,860
Like explain what that was so we can understand your thinking a bit like that.

1581
01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,400
This is why NDAs are terrible.

1582
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,220
Cause I'm sure she's not allowed to talk about that in any capacity.

1583
01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:41,360
And that's the only thing I feel like everybody wants to know.

1584
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:45,280
Yeah, I know, dude.

1585
01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:52,720
I've thought NDAs are like are void once the project comes out or are they just like, they're

1586
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:56,240
just lifelong freaking bullshit.

1587
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:59,040
I think they can be like, I'm sure they're different.

1588
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:01,120
I'm not, this may come as a shock to you.

1589
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:08,040
I'm not a law scholar, but I think that they can just be for a determined amount of time.

1590
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:14,600
And I'm sure one of those amounts of time is indefinitely.

1591
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:15,880
That would be so lame.

1592
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,160
Yeah, gosh dude.

1593
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,840
That would make a great show though.

1594
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:23,640
Just like, Hey, you know, this movie that everyone universally kind of dislikes.

1595
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:27,880
Well, we're going to explain why this actor signed up to be in it.

1596
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,360
It's just a new different way to be sad though.

1597
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:37,840
Like I just heard a, a, a Tik TOK today with what's that comedian's name?

1598
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:39,720
The dude, he fluffy.

1599
01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:40,720
What is his name?

1600
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:41,720
Oh, Gabriel.

1601
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:42,720
Yes.

1602
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:46,520
He was, I think it was Gabriel and Glacius.

1603
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:52,600
He had a, he had a chance to be in an animated movie.

1604
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:57,120
It was just, they hadn't gotten funding for this movie yet and they were only going to

1605
01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:02,080
be able to pay him like a couple hundred bucks to do it with possibly like points on the

1606
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:09,720
backend and his manager or agent or whatever was like, yeah, like in that same time that

1607
01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:13,860
you could do that, you could go and do like an arena and make 25 grand.

1608
01:35:13,860 --> 01:35:15,320
So I think you should go and do that.

1609
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,840
And he was like, that is a great idea.

1610
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:19,860
I'm going to go do that.

1611
01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:27,960
And the voiceover that he was going to do was in happy feet and he was, he was going

1612
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:35,700
to be, there's like a, a Mexican something and it ended up being whatever Robin Williams

1613
01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:39,200
voiced in that movie that was supposed to be him.

1614
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:49,360
Oh, and he's like, so he's like, I'm glad that like my child, if any, if it could have

1615
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:54,600
gone any ways, like, I'm glad my childhood hero could have gotten that part, but man,

1616
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:59,840
I would have loved to have had that part.

1617
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:00,840
Okay.

1618
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:01,840
Yeah.

1619
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:07,400
So yeah, all sad.

1620
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:11,040
It's always sad news, no matter what, like I'd want to hear what's her face that Olsen

1621
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:18,200
girl talk about what wand or what the multiverse of madness was going to be the first time

1622
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:19,200
that she got the script.

1623
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:20,320
Cause that was another one.

1624
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,760
They said the script was rewritten a million times.

1625
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,960
Like I had no idea what was going to happen when I showed up.

1626
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:29,840
Like I got my lines day of, yeah.

1627
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:35,080
Gosh, dude, like this India's are bitch.

1628
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:42,560
Like it's just, it's a, it's something that like, listen, it's like what, like I understand

1629
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:48,560
NDAs in terms of like not spoiling something like a big twist or whatever for a movie,

1630
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:53,440
like what everyone was trying to avoid with like infinity war.

1631
01:36:53,440 --> 01:37:00,760
Like I understand not trying to break that, but it's like once the movie's made, like

1632
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:06,320
if there was something else in the pipeline, like that's, I feel like it's like, Hey, you

1633
01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:10,840
fricking like voided your own bullshit.

1634
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:18,480
Like you created something that I signed on to do and you changed it on, on everyone.

1635
01:37:18,480 --> 01:37:26,160
And like, like it's like, Hey, that thing that I signed the NDA for no longer exists.

1636
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,160
So guess what?

1637
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:28,160
The NDA doesn't exist.

1638
01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:32,320
I'm sure I would feel it.

1639
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:33,800
It's probably, who knows?

1640
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:34,800
I don't know.

1641
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,800
It's all dumb.

1642
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,480
It's all dumb.

1643
01:37:37,480 --> 01:37:38,480
I quit movies.

1644
01:37:38,480 --> 01:37:39,480
I'm sorry guys.

1645
01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:42,560
It's time to go.

1646
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:46,480
You know, if this was the only movie that someone had seen, I would feel so bad for

1647
01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:47,880
them.

1648
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:52,000
Could you imagine this was definitely somebody's first movie they ever saw?

1649
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,160
Poor thing.

1650
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:56,000
Here's what's really crazy.

1651
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:59,580
This was more people's last movie they ever saw.

1652
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:04,680
Can you imagine how many people died on their way after having seen this movie?

1653
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:09,280
This was imagine if this was the last movie you ever saw.

1654
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:10,280
Oh God.

1655
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:16,360
I'm going to immediately watch a movie.

1656
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:18,160
I don't care what movie I turn on.

1657
01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:20,580
I just don't want that to be my last movie.

1658
01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:24,640
If I don't wake up tomorrow, who says it's a go to sleep thing.

1659
01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:28,720
They might have gotten immediately into a car accident, struck by lightning, had one

1660
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:30,960
of those, what are they called?

1661
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:36,160
Those like a widow maker, like where you just get switched off.

1662
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:38,200
It's like, boop.

1663
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:39,200
All right.

1664
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:44,440
It's like the one person that actually like thoroughly enjoyed this movie got struck by

1665
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:45,720
lightning on the way out.

1666
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,720
That wasn't half bad.

1667
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:54,600
Technically, even though I'm like busted on this movie, I'm like, for its time.

1668
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:55,600
It was great.

1669
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,600
It was the nineties.

1670
01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:59,600
We didn't know any better.

1671
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:01,360
Oh shit.

1672
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:03,080
All right.

1673
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,840
Next up, character development.

1674
01:39:05,840 --> 01:39:08,160
Ooh, we please guys.

1675
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:14,520
I want to know who and you, whoever wants to say this first, in your opinion, who had

1676
01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:17,760
the most character development in the movie?

1677
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:21,840
Madam Webb put out in the year of our Lord, 2024.

1678
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:23,320
When did the movie come out?

1679
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,800
This was 2024.

1680
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:32,640
Please, I must know.

1681
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:37,440
I would say getting paralyzed doesn't count as character development.

1682
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:43,920
All right, Rose, you go first.

1683
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:44,920
You know what?

1684
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:49,600
I'm going to say the three girls combined that that's, I feel got the most character

1685
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:50,600
development.

1686
01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:51,600
Show your work.

1687
01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:57,680
Oh shit.

1688
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,720
They come together, they bond, they get powers.

1689
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:01,720
There we go.

1690
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:02,720
That's what they do.

1691
01:40:02,720 --> 01:40:03,720
They don't even.

1692
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:05,520
Yeah, they don't get powers by the end of this.

1693
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:07,240
They get suits by the end.

1694
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,000
No, they don't.

1695
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,760
But that's how the movie ended with them in their suits.

1696
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:12,760
It did not.

1697
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,560
That is not a future premonition of their suits.

1698
01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:18,400
They didn't have the suits in their possession.

1699
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,400
God damn it.

1700
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:22,680
Then I don't have an argument.

1701
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:28,880
No, I would actually argue those three did have the only the only character development

1702
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:33,840
because they went from being like three randos to being like, actually, you're not a rich

1703
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:34,840
stuck up kid.

1704
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:37,840
You're not an entitled whatever.

1705
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:44,000
I'm poor and my mom's crazy and my parents are rich and they're never here.

1706
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:45,440
My dad got deported.

1707
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:46,440
All right.

1708
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,760
Like, there you go.

1709
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:55,120
And by the end, they let's just compress together just like we practiced on that pillow earlier.

1710
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:58,700
But now it means something.

1711
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:04,040
So they literally went from strangers to friends to working together.

1712
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:11,720
So only character development in this movie.

1713
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:12,720
I

1714
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:19,000
like going blind and paraplegia.

1715
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,000
Yes, that's a word now is a thing.

1716
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:26,920
If that's character development, then Cassie, I don't think that was the only that I think

1717
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:31,320
that was bullshit because they threw it in like very last minute.

1718
01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:33,240
Wait, she's what?

1719
01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:35,440
That's what it seemed like.

1720
01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:47,560
I feel like I could have very easily given this to Cassie had they built the resentment

1721
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:50,880
towards her mother better.

1722
01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:55,600
If they would have built the really or that resentment better at the beginning where she

1723
01:41:55,600 --> 01:42:02,480
was just kind of like all hated like they I think they tried at that baby shower thing

1724
01:42:02,480 --> 01:42:08,280
where which was so dumb where they're like when they pull out a blank card and they're

1725
01:42:08,280 --> 01:42:09,680
like, oh, whose is this?

1726
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:11,840
And she's like, oh, that's mine.

1727
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:14,920
Like that is so attention grabby.

1728
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:17,400
Like it was embarrassing.

1729
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:24,800
But I I use like if I think that would have been a good place to show her resentment a

1730
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:30,240
bit more because she's just like, oh, I like didn't really know my mom.

1731
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:36,720
She was off doing spider stuff, like shown like that anger.

1732
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:41,880
And I wish she would have made it like a bit uncomfortable for everyone versus everyone

1733
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:44,160
making it uncomfortable for her.

1734
01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:49,100
It was like they were doing she was supposed to be doing a bad Kamala Khan impression because

1735
01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:53,600
she was trying to be awkward about like about like, oh my god, my mom's dead.

1736
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:54,600
But like, it's not crazy.

1737
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:56,240
Like she didn't die in childbirth.

1738
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240
Like she was in the Amazon.

1739
01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:58,240
It was crazy.

1740
01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:06,120
Like it was like, hey, there's an endearing young character.

1741
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:13,080
Why don't we just write that person into this crazy old lady who's not even old.

1742
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:17,200
But we're going to make her talk like a crazy old lady.

1743
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:23,440
Honestly I feel like there is a very interesting story somewhere in here where it's how baby

1744
01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:27,520
Cassie got back to the U.S.

1745
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:33,440
I would rather watch that.

1746
01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:38,040
It's like, did they go and drop her off at the like, what did they do?

1747
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:40,160
That's the prequel that I wear.

1748
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:41,960
That's the prequel that I actually want.

1749
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:45,320
He put on like everyone else on that expedition is dead.

1750
01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:48,640
The security guy is M.I.A.

1751
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:55,720
Like did the frickin chief spider 10 go and like drop her off at an airport like in full

1752
01:43:55,720 --> 01:44:00,880
spider get up or like what happened there?

1753
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:07,960
Or he probably like went off, like went home, like went back in his like khaki shorts and

1754
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:15,120
button up like Hawaiian shirt and just like here I have this baby.

1755
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:19,960
Like what a freaking weirdo.

1756
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:22,320
Who raised this baby even?

1757
01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:24,920
Like the baby getting back, we can find.

1758
01:44:24,920 --> 01:44:26,400
They put the baby on a plane.

1759
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:28,360
Oh, new movie idea.

1760
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:29,360
Babies on a plane.

1761
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:31,960
But I mean, you need documentation for that.

1762
01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:38,320
Like did they go and be like, all right, like these little passports, something like.

1763
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:43,000
Like here her mom died.

1764
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:45,400
That's all the that's all the paperwork I need.

1765
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:52,200
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that that baby becomes Peruvian property.

1766
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:53,200
She is Peruvian.

1767
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,240
She was born on Peruvian soil.

1768
01:44:55,240 --> 01:45:01,560
What you just reminded me, though, was he supposed to be her?

1769
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:05,960
What was that bald headed lady in Dr. Strange?

1770
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:11,800
Was he supposed to be her to Madame Webb when he was an ancient one?

1771
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:15,440
Yeah, I was pretty sure that's exactly what that was supposed to be.

1772
01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:19,680
Because, by the way, how dumb are you that your soul falls into the water?

1773
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:23,360
Like, come on, son.

1774
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:26,560
Yeah, dude, when he's like, do you trust me?

1775
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:29,840
And she's like, I guess I don't really have much of a choice.

1776
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:33,920
I'm like, no, we just met, sir.

1777
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:35,400
There's always a choice.

1778
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:36,400
By the way.

1779
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,400
Oh, the best.

1780
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,640
OK, this was the best part of the writing that happened.

1781
01:45:39,640 --> 01:45:41,440
I'm sorry that we're in character development.

1782
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:42,720
This is the best writing.

1783
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:48,900
It is the best piece of of dialogue slash action that happened in the entire movie when she

1784
01:45:48,900 --> 01:45:52,860
had those kids in the forest and she's like, I can see the future.

1785
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:56,780
And I thought in my head, I was like, I would throw a rock at her.

1786
01:45:56,780 --> 01:46:01,320
And then when that girl rocked a rock at her, it's like, see, she can't see the future at

1787
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,320
all.

1788
01:46:02,320 --> 01:46:03,920
I was like, yes, yes, that's exactly right.

1789
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:05,540
That is exactly what you would do.

1790
01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:09,520
You would throw it a rock at someone that said some dumb nonsense like that.

1791
01:46:09,520 --> 01:46:12,520
Oh, shit.

1792
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:15,320
Oh, man.

1793
01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:20,600
Sorry, character development is for me.

1794
01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:24,440
Like nonexistent taking.

1795
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:36,360
So I mean, there's a lot of like implication on like Cassie's resentment towards her mother

1796
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:46,600
that you have to kind of take into consideration, but I do feel like they healed that resentment

1797
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:55,720
very well, like showing off like that, like where her story truly began like that deal.

1798
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:58,120
Like I think that was that was pretty well done.

1799
01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:03,840
And so like when she finally was able to like unlock her, her potential and like the way

1800
01:47:03,840 --> 01:47:08,760
that he I just I think I like the way that he worded this, where he's like, you need

1801
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:15,880
to address what happened in the past to move on to your future.

1802
01:47:15,880 --> 01:47:18,640
Like I like that.

1803
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:26,160
Yeah, it's it's things like that that, again, are like it's the MCU trademark of like, here's

1804
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:27,840
something almost good.

1805
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:30,920
And then here's the rest of the movie.

1806
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:38,400
Yeah, so.

1807
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:42,520
I power comes great responsibility because they friggin butchered it.

1808
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:48,120
They were like, once you've accepted this great responsibility, great power will come.

1809
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:50,840
Like, that's not how this works.

1810
01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:55,080
Somehow she had to pass that along to Uncle Ben.

1811
01:47:55,080 --> 01:48:00,520
Did you hear them double down on it at the end when she put out her little whatever her

1812
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:04,440
her other people and said the exact same quote again?

1813
01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:06,960
I'm like, no, this isn't a thing.

1814
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:09,560
It's with great power comes great responsibility.

1815
01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:12,480
The end close the door.

1816
01:48:12,480 --> 01:48:13,480
That's it.

1817
01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:16,600
There is no.

1818
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:22,800
There's no Yoda talking normal, like just friggin let the thing be the thing.

1819
01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:24,680
Yeah.

1820
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:32,560
So personally, I feel like my character development again, I am taking the implication of resentment

1821
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:40,040
into account, not so much so that it's because I think if they would have built that resentment

1822
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:46,760
better, I'd probably be.

1823
01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:50,840
High 70s, low 80s.

1824
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:59,640
Because I enjoyed it that much, but because they didn't account for that, I think I'm

1825
01:48:59,640 --> 01:49:03,440
somewhere closer to like 72.

1826
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:06,640
Where are you?

1827
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:09,640
You go next.

1828
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:12,560
Yeah, I'm sorry.

1829
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:16,600
I can't even get a give it into the 70s.

1830
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:26,200
I think I'll I'll go one higher from acting.

1831
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:29,200
I'll go 60.

1832
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:32,520
So you can't.

1833
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:36,280
It's as you can't give this thing credit.

1834
01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:41,840
I feel like for implied character development.

1835
01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:44,840
That is very generous.

1836
01:49:44,840 --> 01:49:53,800
And even with like when the windows small, small amount of character development doesn't

1837
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,480
really add anything to the movie at all.

1838
01:49:56,480 --> 01:49:59,160
I don't even know if it counts anymore.

1839
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:04,360
So I am giving character development a 64.

1840
01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:05,360
Fair enough.

1841
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:08,360
Yeah, fair enough.

1842
01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,080
All right.

1843
01:50:10,080 --> 01:50:14,520
Moving on over to effects.

1844
01:50:14,520 --> 01:50:17,560
This had a really mixed bag.

1845
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:20,320
Yeah, more so of bad.

1846
01:50:20,320 --> 01:50:27,400
But I did like her like that, like when she crashed and it like opened up into like the

1847
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:30,600
webbing, I thought that shit was cool.

1848
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:31,600
I will give you that.

1849
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:33,400
Oh, in the water, you mean?

1850
01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:39,720
Yeah, like how it was like the the windshield, like it cracked and then it just like webbed

1851
01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:43,000
off and like flaked and all that.

1852
01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:45,200
But that looked sick.

1853
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:51,040
Like anytime she was in that realm, I thought looked really cool.

1854
01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:59,000
But the action sequences that weren't practical looked really bad.

1855
01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:05,160
I didn't notice a lot of like what is it that like too much uncanny valley?

1856
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:09,840
I think at some point, even though I was looking at it, do you ever are you ever watching a

1857
01:51:09,840 --> 01:51:13,880
movie like this and even though you're watching it, you like it's almost like when you're

1858
01:51:13,880 --> 01:51:18,120
driving and all of a sudden you're like, whoa, I've been driving for like 10 miles.

1859
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:20,120
How did I get this far?

1860
01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:24,480
I know I was looking at the road and paying attention, but I don't remember the drive.

1861
01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:27,560
There were times in this movie where I feel like that happened.

1862
01:51:27,560 --> 01:51:32,600
I feel like some of it was like with those moments because like I don't remember the

1863
01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:37,440
end because that was the most like heavy CG I remember in this movie.

1864
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:40,160
And it didn't seem terrible.

1865
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:42,520
It just like the whole movie was so bad.

1866
01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:45,120
It didn't make it seem good either.

1867
01:51:45,120 --> 01:51:49,160
So I don't I think they dropped a majority of it.

1868
01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:53,200
It feels like they dropped a majority of their budget on the sequences where they were in

1869
01:51:53,200 --> 01:51:54,200
suits.

1870
01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:55,200
Yeah.

1871
01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:57,840
So like the last three minutes.

1872
01:51:57,840 --> 01:51:58,840
Yeah.

1873
01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:02,880
I mean, well, you got that moment at the beginning where they were in their suits for a little

1874
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,880
bit.

1875
01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:04,880
Okay.

1876
01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:05,880
That's true.

1877
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:09,120
And I just talked me down some because now that I'm thinking about it, those times in

1878
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:13,840
the suits were very like PlayStation 2 cut scene.

1879
01:52:13,840 --> 01:52:19,200
I will give you that.

1880
01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:24,240
That was supposed to be like the whole jam of like why we care about this movie happening.

1881
01:52:24,240 --> 01:52:26,560
And they're like, it's kind of fuzzy.

1882
01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:28,360
It's like foggy.

1883
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:31,200
I don't understand why it's not vivid.

1884
01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:36,920
Like why don't you make us as scared as him and make this very vivid and very like, oh

1885
01:52:36,920 --> 01:52:37,920
no.

1886
01:52:37,920 --> 01:52:44,880
But instead they were like, what if you you were just squinting and seeing all this happen?

1887
01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:51,240
This is where I felt like the horror sequence would have like really helped because instead

1888
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:57,760
of just show like I think it would have been cool to like have them in like shadow and

1889
01:52:57,760 --> 01:53:01,680
then not see their faces until like later.

1890
01:53:01,680 --> 01:53:07,360
Yeah, like having have most like almost come out of the shadows.

1891
01:53:07,360 --> 01:53:12,760
And then it's like these like he's being haunted by these three faces.

1892
01:53:12,760 --> 01:53:19,880
Like it's but before that you get just like terrifying spider sequences.

1893
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:22,200
And I think you could have done that with with their stuff.

1894
01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:30,480
Like if he's like if he's freaking out like have like Maddie's character with the frickin

1895
01:53:30,480 --> 01:53:36,160
like the Doc Ock arms like grab him and like pin him up against the wall.

1896
01:53:36,160 --> 01:53:40,240
And then like he like escapes or whatever.

1897
01:53:40,240 --> 01:53:42,360
Like again, not seeing any of their faces.

1898
01:53:42,360 --> 01:53:49,920
Then like he runs out and then gets like blasted from the side by like Julia's like taser webs

1899
01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:52,000
things.

1900
01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:56,640
I think you could have done some really cool stuff with that.

1901
01:53:56,640 --> 01:53:59,440
And that's not what this movie was about.

1902
01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:01,840
Okay, this movie wasn't about cool things happening.

1903
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:06,000
It was just about things happening and happened.

1904
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:09,000
They did wasted potential.

1905
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:12,000
Yeah, that's ultimately what it comes down to.

1906
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:18,280
I was gonna say I don't know how to rate this for effects because like I don't think they

1907
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:25,560
were terrible, but I also don't think they were anything that I really care about.

1908
01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:30,320
Like honestly, the way there's most of this movie was you almost didn't need effects at

1909
01:54:30,320 --> 01:54:31,320
all.

1910
01:54:31,320 --> 01:54:35,120
Like you wouldn't have needed them other than like with her having a vision.

1911
01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:38,440
Like there wasn't a lot of him jumping around.

1912
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:42,720
It was usually like it was like in that subway scene where you just kind of like saw like

1913
01:54:42,720 --> 01:54:46,440
flashes of him and it clearly looked practical to me.

1914
01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:48,720
So I don't know.

1915
01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:51,640
I don't know how to rate this.

1916
01:54:51,640 --> 01:54:59,120
The way that I'm going about this is my average among average score is 75 and working from

1917
01:54:59,120 --> 01:55:00,120
there.

1918
01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:02,720
And I think it was a little bit below.

1919
01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:05,960
So I'm not giving it 75.

1920
01:55:05,960 --> 01:55:08,200
I'm going to give it like a 74.

1921
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:16,320
Yeah, I think I'm gonna meet you there because I think that's yeah, I think that's fair.

1922
01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:22,960
I think I'm just gonna be a little below you guys at a 72.

1923
01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:23,960
And mosquito sorry.

1924
01:55:23,960 --> 01:55:26,880
Oh, I thought like cable smells like damn it, bro.

1925
01:55:26,880 --> 01:55:28,600
It's really giving it that low.

1926
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:33,400
You just want to be lower on all the scores with us.

1927
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,680
But it was your kid trying to come in the room.

1928
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:40,520
You're like, no, get out of here.

1929
01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:42,760
No I'm out in the shop now.

1930
01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:47,480
Oh, yeah, you can get crazy out there.

1931
01:55:47,480 --> 01:55:50,760
Oh, yeah, I can be as loud as I want.

1932
01:55:50,760 --> 01:55:55,920
I'm actually going to be building out like an office space and one on my shop is huge.

1933
01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:57,480
That's awesome.

1934
01:55:57,480 --> 01:56:03,720
Yeah, we not sure if you've heard but I recently bought a house.

1935
01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:06,760
Yes, I did.

1936
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:12,360
So yeah, I came with a big shed and I'm utilizing that space to its fullest potential.

1937
01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:16,080
Wait, now here's the most important question.

1938
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:18,680
Is there some kind of air conditioning in there?

1939
01:56:18,680 --> 01:56:19,680
Conditioning?

1940
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:21,200
Okay, good.

1941
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:22,200
It's actually going right now.

1942
01:56:22,200 --> 01:56:24,120
I'm glad you can't hear it.

1943
01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:26,320
No, not at all.

1944
01:56:26,320 --> 01:56:27,320
Sweet.

1945
01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:36,040
But yeah, like I got a fan going cooler or an AC unit garage door so I could bring my

1946
01:56:36,040 --> 01:56:41,080
car in here and work and not get eaten alive by gnats.

1947
01:56:41,080 --> 01:56:44,480
That's pretty sick.

1948
01:56:44,480 --> 01:56:47,320
Excuse me.

1949
01:56:47,320 --> 01:56:51,200
Just for shits and giggles and it's actually how I watched this movie.

1950
01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:57,120
I went out and purchased a projector and I watched the movie on the projector with surround

1951
01:56:57,120 --> 01:57:03,520
sound so I am living it up.

1952
01:57:03,520 --> 01:57:04,520
I need a better projector.

1953
01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:11,400
It doesn't show greens very well but everything else is pretty sick.

1954
01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:18,280
Yeah, anyway, moving on over to music.

1955
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:21,120
This had a few good songs.

1956
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:22,120
Name two.

1957
01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:23,120
You said a few.

1958
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:28,000
Okay, well it had toxic and I laughed.

1959
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:32,240
It was with the I don't know the name of the song off the top of my head.

1960
01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:35,480
End credits?

1961
01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:37,520
No that one was I like that one too.

1962
01:57:37,520 --> 01:57:43,520
Smash out to cranberries is the craziest decision you could ever make.

1963
01:57:43,520 --> 01:57:45,840
No, the shit.

1964
01:57:45,840 --> 01:57:46,840
What's it called?

1965
01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:52,560
Oh, I think we're alone now song when they were in the when Cassie was waking the girls

1966
01:57:52,560 --> 01:57:55,760
up in the motel.

1967
01:57:55,760 --> 01:58:04,600
I started laughing super hard because it made me think of Ted and I like almost like wanted

1968
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:09,520
to get up and started like mimicking this dance because I was I was drinking.

1969
01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:19,040
I had a freaking Caprice son out here so I was like maybe no one else is out here.

1970
01:58:19,040 --> 01:58:21,720
Like I am absolutely alone in here.

1971
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:30,320
Listen, the smash out to cranberries is a great name of a cranberries cover band.

1972
01:58:30,320 --> 01:58:33,520
So anyone out there take it if you want it.

1973
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:39,360
But smash cutting the cranberries is again, one of the most 90s thing you could possibly

1974
01:58:39,360 --> 01:58:40,360
do.

1975
01:58:40,360 --> 01:58:43,520
I'm just saying I don't know when that song came out.

1976
01:58:43,520 --> 01:58:48,160
But it's if I told you as the 90s, you'd believe me.

1977
01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:56,000
Yeah, I mean, even including those songs, I don't think the soundtrack was anything

1978
01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:57,720
crazy impressive.

1979
01:58:57,720 --> 01:59:06,400
I probably I'm probably at a seven personally.

1980
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:13,960
I'm just gonna match you with that because I know I'm yeah, you can give it whatever

1981
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:14,960
you want.

1982
01:59:14,960 --> 01:59:17,120
Like it averages out now.

1983
01:59:17,120 --> 01:59:18,680
I'm gonna go to that.

1984
01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:27,840
But I just seems too close to musical masterpiece to put it in a sentence.

1985
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:34,640
I wish I could label like I wish it would let me label the middle ones too.

1986
01:59:34,640 --> 01:59:39,000
Because like five I was I just had it down as like soundtrack.

1987
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:44,920
Yeah, I'm at a six just because of toxic.

1988
01:59:44,920 --> 01:59:48,640
If it wasn't for that, I'd be at a five.

1989
01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:51,840
All right, damn.

1990
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:58,360
All right, next up we got costumes.

1991
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:03,400
The only good part of the movie, except for Madame Web's costume, which I hated.

1992
02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:07,080
Okay, her glasses up close were bullshit.

1993
02:00:07,080 --> 02:00:09,680
But the suit itself wasn't half bad.

1994
02:00:09,680 --> 02:00:11,760
I do I hated her suit.

1995
02:00:11,760 --> 02:00:13,800
I thought it looked dumb.

1996
02:00:13,800 --> 02:00:17,080
But does it if it's only on there for 45 seconds?

1997
02:00:17,080 --> 02:00:20,440
Like, does that really count as a costume?

1998
02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:21,440
Fair.

1999
02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:22,560
She wore it.

2000
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:30,840
But like, I don't know, maybe because I mean, the only the what's the word exposure I've

2001
02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:35,240
had to Madame Web is from the 90s Spider-Man series, which to my grave, I will say is the

2002
02:00:35,240 --> 02:00:38,440
best Spider-Man series ever.

2003
02:00:38,440 --> 02:00:40,840
And so that's the only version of Madame Web I know.

2004
02:00:40,840 --> 02:00:44,600
And yes, I know her in this one, her suit is red.

2005
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:50,440
But it just it doesn't look right compared to how it looks in the 90s Spider-Man.

2006
02:00:50,440 --> 02:00:52,240
Just I wasn't vibing with it.

2007
02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:56,280
And yeah, with the glasses, especially, like you say, Caleb close up.

2008
02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,280
Oh, my God.

2009
02:00:57,280 --> 02:00:58,280
Yeah, they were rough.

2010
02:00:58,280 --> 02:01:03,040
I like because I saw him like at a distance first.

2011
02:01:03,040 --> 02:01:06,360
And I was like, I don't know what the hell Rose is talking about.

2012
02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:07,360
Those don't look that bad.

2013
02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:09,600
And then it zoomed up and I was like, oh, shit.

2014
02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:16,120
It looked like some crazy like like someone was like, I want to cosplay as Cyclops from

2015
02:01:16,120 --> 02:01:17,520
the X-Men.

2016
02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:21,320
And this is the closest thing I could get to one of those visors.

2017
02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:22,720
So here we go, buddy.

2018
02:01:22,720 --> 02:01:25,320
I'm Cyclops Cyclops on a budget.

2019
02:01:25,320 --> 02:01:31,800
That's you know, it made me think of the the South Park episode where they were being taught

2020
02:01:31,800 --> 02:01:34,760
by a ski instructor.

2021
02:01:34,760 --> 02:01:42,640
And they just like, listen, if you like, they were teaching the kids like pizza to stop

2022
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:44,320
French fry to go.

2023
02:01:44,320 --> 02:01:48,600
And then they're like, if you pizza when you want a French fry, you're going to have a

2024
02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:49,600
bad time.

2025
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:56,040
And that's kind of what I was like mimicking in my head because like her goggles were huge.

2026
02:01:56,040 --> 02:01:59,680
Yeah, that was goofy as hell.

2027
02:01:59,680 --> 02:02:03,200
Like that was clearly put together by someone who is blind.

2028
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:08,760
Like, if anything, they got a photo realistic to a blind person wouldn't care how stupid

2029
02:02:08,760 --> 02:02:10,880
they looked.

2030
02:02:10,880 --> 02:02:15,800
The I will say the girls suits look pretty cool.

2031
02:02:15,800 --> 02:02:19,600
Yes, I will give you that.

2032
02:02:19,600 --> 02:02:23,600
This screen time count, though, like, do we count that for anything?

2033
02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:29,360
Because so it's more like grading on a curve with that because it's just like they are

2034
02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:34,560
technically costumes that were in the movie, so we kind of include them.

2035
02:02:34,560 --> 02:02:41,040
Like if they if these would have been the suits in the movie, like all throughout, I

2036
02:02:41,040 --> 02:02:45,280
probably would be sitting around like eight or nine.

2037
02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:47,280
Well, it dawns on me right now.

2038
02:02:47,280 --> 02:02:51,680
You know why they couldn't have that movie with them doing all that nonsense, right?

2039
02:02:51,680 --> 02:02:56,760
It's because what would Dakota Johnson be doing other than like, all right, girls, I'll

2040
02:02:56,760 --> 02:03:00,680
wait here and I'll tell you if anything crazy is going to happen later.

2041
02:03:00,680 --> 02:03:02,840
I'll do your thing.

2042
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:04,840
Go get them tigers.

2043
02:03:04,840 --> 02:03:08,560
Yeah, I've actually like.

2044
02:03:08,560 --> 02:03:11,800
OK, I'm just going to like come out.

2045
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:20,760
I'm given the costumes a seven as well because I actually really liked the red leather jacket

2046
02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:23,320
that she wore.

2047
02:03:23,320 --> 02:03:30,000
Like I like just it was including that bit of red and.

2048
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:36,040
It matches with like previous versions of Madame Webb that I've seen.

2049
02:03:36,040 --> 02:03:40,440
They like they have a version of Madame Webb where she wears like red sunglasses.

2050
02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:44,240
They're not like frickin ski instructor glasses.

2051
02:03:44,240 --> 02:03:51,840
They're like just normal or what you'd imagine normal like sunglasses to be like, but they're

2052
02:03:51,840 --> 02:03:58,040
red and she wears a red leather jacket with like a black spider on it.

2053
02:03:58,040 --> 02:04:00,680
And then she's usually wearing jeans or or something.

2054
02:04:00,680 --> 02:04:08,640
So it fit with the costume that I'm familiar with of her origin.

2055
02:04:08,640 --> 02:04:10,480
So I like that.

2056
02:04:10,480 --> 02:04:14,240
And then I'm.

2057
02:04:14,240 --> 02:04:18,680
Like that, I would probably be sitting at like a six, but I'm given a bonus point for

2058
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:22,680
the the girls outfits like their suits.

2059
02:04:22,680 --> 02:04:25,120
And you also I'm also taking into consideration.

2060
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:30,000
I actually really liked Ezekiel's suit.

2061
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,000
All right.

2062
02:04:31,000 --> 02:04:38,680
I said I could be I told myself I could be talked up from a five and you did it.

2063
02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:42,880
I'm actually going to be at Caleb's level seven.

2064
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:43,880
Hell yeah.

2065
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:51,320
I can't I can't give less than five minutes of screen time for those suits and individually

2066
02:04:51,320 --> 02:04:54,840
even less time than they get as a whole.

2067
02:04:54,840 --> 02:04:56,040
I can't do it.

2068
02:04:56,040 --> 02:04:57,040
I cannot.

2069
02:04:57,040 --> 02:05:01,680
It's not the way it's not just the future like the next day.

2070
02:05:01,680 --> 02:05:03,640
It's like 10 years from now.

2071
02:05:03,640 --> 02:05:08,120
So no, by the way, here's a question I have.

2072
02:05:08,120 --> 02:05:10,920
So is she just going to start biting them?

2073
02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:14,440
Like how are they going to get their power?

2074
02:05:14,440 --> 02:05:17,720
That's a great question.

2075
02:05:17,720 --> 02:05:22,120
I'm assuming she knows how they're going to get their powers and maybe just won't tell

2076
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:26,600
them otherwise it like alters the future.

2077
02:05:26,600 --> 02:05:31,520
I mean clearly because she knows Ben's brother and wife are going to die.

2078
02:05:31,520 --> 02:05:40,600
How shitty how shitty is it that she's keeping that secret from her basically her best friend

2079
02:05:40,600 --> 02:05:45,400
that's pretty it's pretty hilarious guys.

2080
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:46,400
Come on.

2081
02:05:46,400 --> 02:05:49,960
Company movie about jokes.

2082
02:05:49,960 --> 02:05:57,960
I'm a little aggravated that they didn't try to introduce a May.

2083
02:05:57,960 --> 02:06:02,480
Yeah it's dumb that he they wouldn't let him say her name and that they wouldn't say Peter

2084
02:06:02,480 --> 02:06:03,480
either.

2085
02:06:03,480 --> 02:06:07,880
Mike guys, it's the reason why we're here.

2086
02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:18,240
Like the fact that they hid them saying Peter with like the balloon popping at a that was

2087
02:06:18,240 --> 02:06:19,520
so stupid.

2088
02:06:19,520 --> 02:06:22,520
So dumb.

2089
02:06:22,520 --> 02:06:30,120
It almost like the way that they hit it though where she guessed.

2090
02:06:30,120 --> 02:06:32,400
Oh, is it Ben?

2091
02:06:32,400 --> 02:06:36,360
And she's like, no, it's and then the balloon pop.

2092
02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:40,000
I was like, she that felt very defensive.

2093
02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:43,160
Like is Peter Parker actually Uncle Ben's kid?

2094
02:06:43,160 --> 02:06:44,160
Yeah.

2095
02:06:44,160 --> 02:06:51,280
Why would you say I know it was just like it was so sudden her like her reaction to

2096
02:06:51,280 --> 02:06:55,680
like just felt like no, like I think I'm trying to hide something.

2097
02:06:55,680 --> 02:06:58,800
I think I'd rather see that story than this story.

2098
02:06:58,800 --> 02:07:02,240
It's about multiverse.

2099
02:07:02,240 --> 02:07:06,520
Yeah, Uncle Ben sleeps with his sister-in-law.

2100
02:07:06,520 --> 02:07:10,880
Good times.

2101
02:07:10,880 --> 02:07:15,120
All right.

2102
02:07:15,120 --> 02:07:20,960
All right.

2103
02:07:20,960 --> 02:07:23,380
Last up, we got our own personal scores.

2104
02:07:23,380 --> 02:07:26,000
So anyone want to take this first?

2105
02:07:26,000 --> 02:07:30,040
I'll do it because I'm probably going to be the nicest to this movie.

2106
02:07:30,040 --> 02:07:35,920
I'm actually going to give it a 70 because actually, you know what?

2107
02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:38,280
No, I want it to get a solid C for me.

2108
02:07:38,280 --> 02:07:45,620
I'm going to give it a 75 because even though I have said everything I said about this movie,

2109
02:07:45,620 --> 02:07:47,520
I would watch it again.

2110
02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:55,480
Like I would watch this movie again just to just to see what I missed during the shock

2111
02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:57,800
of this movie the first time.

2112
02:07:57,800 --> 02:08:01,760
Like it's it was so I don't know.

2113
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:04,880
We were talking I was trying to tell you guys a little bit about poor little things before

2114
02:08:04,880 --> 02:08:07,320
we started and not spoil anything.

2115
02:08:07,320 --> 02:08:14,240
But this this gets out of me the same kind of like morbid fascination of like what could

2116
02:08:14,240 --> 02:08:16,320
possibly happen next?

2117
02:08:16,320 --> 02:08:22,680
Like this movie starts like imagine knowing nothing about Spider-Man or maybe even a little

2118
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:25,900
bit about Spider-Man and then watching this movie.

2119
02:08:25,900 --> 02:08:30,880
This movie gives you nothing and is like you will be happy about it.

2120
02:08:30,880 --> 02:08:38,040
And also it's going to end like it started with nothing like this movie does everything

2121
02:08:38,040 --> 02:08:39,680
and nothing all at once.

2122
02:08:39,680 --> 02:08:46,840
And it's kind of fascinating to me that it exists at all because of all the movies we've

2123
02:08:46,840 --> 02:08:48,440
missed out on.

2124
02:08:48,440 --> 02:08:54,040
Like I'm thinking of like that Wile E. Coyote ACME movie that we almost had that they finished

2125
02:08:54,040 --> 02:08:57,160
and they're like no lol just kidding.

2126
02:08:57,160 --> 02:09:03,520
Like they didn't want to put out that movie but they did want to put out this movie.

2127
02:09:03,520 --> 02:09:05,720
And that to me is crazy.

2128
02:09:05,720 --> 02:09:11,920
This must be some kind of tax evasion something like this movie is just fascinating to me

2129
02:09:11,920 --> 02:09:16,320
because it shouldn't be like this is a movie that should have gone to the cutting room

2130
02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:17,320
floor.

2131
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:21,980
What was the Brendan Fraser Batman movie the Batgirl that movie?

2132
02:09:21,980 --> 02:09:23,220
Why didn't we get that movie?

2133
02:09:23,220 --> 02:09:25,320
Why did we get this instead of Batgirl?

2134
02:09:25,320 --> 02:09:28,480
Who will ever know?

2135
02:09:28,480 --> 02:09:34,160
And I wanted there's it just boggles my mind.

2136
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:38,920
Plus again I watched Dune part one so everything is kind of greater.

2137
02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:45,680
All right Rose.

2138
02:09:45,680 --> 02:09:52,080
Okay so I think I'm gonna have to disagree with DJ on all front on all points.

2139
02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:54,160
As well you should.

2140
02:09:54,160 --> 02:09:59,400
No I'm sorry this is just a horrible movie in my opinion.

2141
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:02,560
There's no saving graces for it.

2142
02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:09,520
I remember I saw this in theaters with my buddy Ryan and I was wishing that we could

2143
02:10:09,520 --> 02:10:13,520
actually like talk and like laugh more out loud for how bad it was but there were other

2144
02:10:13,520 --> 02:10:19,120
people in the theater but like many times throughout I would we would literally lean

2145
02:10:19,120 --> 02:10:22,680
over to each other be like did you like can you believe that dialogue?

2146
02:10:22,680 --> 02:10:26,720
Can you believe that the guy's mouth is not matching what he's saying?

2147
02:10:26,720 --> 02:10:34,000
Just just everything is bad in this movie I feel like the suits are good but like DJ's

2148
02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:40,280
got a point they're barely in it like literally two scenes and like the actors I feel are

2149
02:10:40,280 --> 02:10:46,600
trying with what they get what they've got but just it just doesn't work so this I this

2150
02:10:46,600 --> 02:10:53,400
my this is probably in like my top three worst superhero movies that I have ever seen might

2151
02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:56,160
be the worst.

2152
02:10:56,160 --> 02:11:03,720
So personally I think I'm gonna go a 61.

2153
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:13,000
Damn yeah listen I'm not saying that that is not the correct answer I'm just saying

2154
02:11:13,000 --> 02:11:22,160
I just didn't I can't believe I didn't hate this movie more to be honest with you.

2155
02:11:22,160 --> 02:11:25,160
I what?

2156
02:11:25,160 --> 02:11:29,400
Okay you know what I'm gonna go up one.

2157
02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:32,000
Don't go change oh go one up one.

2158
02:11:32,000 --> 02:11:36,160
Yeah I'm gonna go 62.

2159
02:11:36,160 --> 02:11:44,640
I didn't hate this movie nearly as thought as maybe it's because my expectations were

2160
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:50,400
like below zero that anything that they did was just kind of like I mean it could have

2161
02:11:50,400 --> 02:11:57,440
been worse like I think that's that probably could have been the subtitle for this this

2162
02:11:57,440 --> 02:12:02,000
movie Madame Web not as bad as it could have been.

2163
02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:10,000
By the way Madame Web it's not Saltburn because Saltburn was the worst movie in this I'm sorry.

2164
02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:13,560
DJ's hatred for Saltburn is like the best thing ever.

2165
02:12:13,560 --> 02:12:16,920
It's real it's a real thing.

2166
02:12:16,920 --> 02:12:24,480
So I yeah I didn't dislike it I didn't love it by any means I do feel like there's the

2167
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:31,980
potential for a good movie was there I don't think a great movie was in there but a good

2168
02:12:31,980 --> 02:12:40,560
one was and I think that unfortunately I think if I do re-explore this it is to just go and

2169
02:12:40,560 --> 02:12:46,520
analyze what could have been done better and it's just gonna be me critiquing like oh this

2170
02:12:46,520 --> 02:12:51,240
is what I would have done like it would be basically talking through it being like pretentious

2171
02:12:51,240 --> 02:12:58,680
as all hell like this is this is what I would have done if I was in charge of this movie

2172
02:12:58,680 --> 02:13:06,960
like I do with basically every episode of our Marvel movie.

2173
02:13:06,960 --> 02:13:13,640
I feel like like if there's anywhere where I like excel creativity wise it's like taking

2174
02:13:13,640 --> 02:13:20,840
an idea and trying to improve it in some way I don't know if I like my creating stuff from

2175
02:13:20,840 --> 02:13:30,240
scratch is any good like sure it is I mean we'll see dude uh total side note I am very

2176
02:13:30,240 --> 02:13:35,280
excited to re-listen to our Fantastic Four Dreamcast when that movie comes out because

2177
02:13:35,280 --> 02:13:41,720
it seems like they're gonna go along with what I thought they were going to.

2178
02:13:41,720 --> 02:13:47,080
Like the cast is completely different than what I thought but this the if they're going

2179
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:54,520
like into that like 70s era or 60s 70s like that's exactly what I thought the I remember

2180
02:13:54,520 --> 02:14:05,120
that yeah that's awesome yeah so anyway that will remain to be seen but yeah I I think

2181
02:14:05,120 --> 02:14:12,560
I'm gonna be at like a 71 with this I don't I don't know if I could go any higher I like

2182
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:19,800
it doesn't feel right to go any lower or higher with that I enjoyed yeah make me out to be

2183
02:14:19,800 --> 02:14:30,360
the asshole hey listen I'm right there with you because I went higher so alright well

2184
02:14:30,360 --> 02:14:40,080
oh yeah sorry yeah you gotta submit your scores figure out where this is at I'm sorry I didn't

2185
02:14:40,080 --> 02:14:48,520
do it either Rose I'm sorry yes I did it now though so if it didn't come through then I'm

2186
02:14:48,520 --> 02:15:03,600
not doing it again gonna have to re-listen no it did alright so going through these scores

2187
02:15:03,600 --> 02:15:14,320
starting off with story we ended up averaging out to a 67.67 yes the writing is sitting

2188
02:15:14,320 --> 02:15:24,640
at a 68.33 yes acting is sitting at a 66 ah man we're not gonna crack the 70s in any of

2189
02:15:24,640 --> 02:15:32,720
these huh character development is sitting on the same level as story sitting at a 67.67

2190
02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:47,160
higher than it deserves the effects are sitting at a 73.33 okay I want to double check something

2191
02:15:47,160 --> 02:15:51,840
real quick because I don't think sorry there was one thing that wasn't adding up right

2192
02:15:51,840 --> 02:16:02,320
music is sitting at a six out of ten the costumes are sitting at a seven out of ten and then our

2193
02:16:02,320 --> 02:16:12,640
personal score ended up averaging out to a 69.33 a so with that the final all bros an untrained

2194
02:16:12,640 --> 02:16:28,760
eye letter grade for madam web has come out to a C minus goal I didn't say this but was

2195
02:16:28,760 --> 02:16:40,720
to make this a C movie I cannot believe that it happened dude no freaking way I would have

2196
02:16:40,720 --> 02:16:48,280
sworn for sure that this was going to get a D plus that's what I thought too I was I

2197
02:16:48,280 --> 02:17:06,200
was striving for it that is fantastic I like the rating system again all right so you gotta

2198
02:17:06,200 --> 02:17:14,960
go below below first and then above above is gonna be it's gonna taste delicious oh

2199
02:17:14,960 --> 02:17:27,720
shit all right so this is sitting at a 70.91 percent overall hilarious which is at a C minus

2200
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:37,800
it is point nine percent away from being into the D plus range so there are only three movies

2201
02:17:37,800 --> 02:17:45,480
below it that are C minus movies before it goes into the D plus range so we're doing

2202
02:17:45,480 --> 02:17:54,600
what it's below first yes what it's below first okay so first off it is below Star Wars

2203
02:17:54,600 --> 02:18:10,480
the last Jedi okay yeah I mean yes it is below rebel moon wow I think I enjoyed this more

2204
02:18:10,480 --> 02:18:26,960
than rebel moon yeah let's see it is below Morbius that's fair it is below Dark Phoenix

2205
02:18:26,960 --> 02:18:32,880
wow Dark Phoenix up there huh that's wild that is too high I can agree with that though

2206
02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:41,800
I think I enjoyed Dark Phoenix more and it is below Space Jam a new legacy Space Jam

2207
02:18:41,800 --> 02:18:49,880
is way too high I saw most of that movie and it was not good oh the difference between

2208
02:18:49,880 --> 02:19:00,760
Madame Web and Space Jam a new legacy is three percent wow that's dude space I don't agree

2209
02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:06,800
with Space Jam legacy that needs to be firmly in the D category somewhere anywhere is fine

2210
02:19:06,800 --> 02:19:17,040
but all right you ready to hear what it's above am I gonna quit the show you just might

2211
02:19:17,040 --> 02:19:32,760
alright 70.91 it is sitting above cats okay yeah that's fair I haven't seen cats but that's

2212
02:19:32,760 --> 02:19:39,040
hilarious this is gonna be controversial as all hell it is above Zack Snyder's Justice

2213
02:19:39,040 --> 02:19:54,260
League I mean I saw the first 30 minutes and I agree all right now we're in the D plus

2214
02:19:54,260 --> 02:20:04,600
range because Zack Snyder's Justice League is our bottom C minus it is above 2019's Charlie's

2215
02:20:04,600 --> 02:20:15,560
Angels yeah yeah it's suck don't please don't watch it it is above Justice League hilarious

2216
02:20:15,560 --> 02:20:29,720
yeah okay it is above do little yeah oh the art joint yeah and finally it is above the

2217
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:41,040
OG Friday the 13th huh all right that was interesting I remember the last time we were

2218
02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:47,620
near this area I was surprised that OG Friday the 13th was so low I get it I understand

2219
02:20:47,620 --> 02:20:55,280
why but I still don't get it I don't understand why so our like RC mine it likes RC minus

2220
02:20:55,280 --> 02:21:02,120
is pretty like we don't have very many C minus movies we have a decent amount of C's a decent

2221
02:21:02,120 --> 02:21:09,040
like a good portion of C minuses a lot of B's B minuses B pluses like those are pretty

2222
02:21:09,040 --> 02:21:20,040
high our D pluses D's and D minuses we have four D pluses two D's and two D minuses and

2223
02:21:20,040 --> 02:21:26,760
three F's man so the margins there that I mean they're not quite as as tight because

2224
02:21:26,760 --> 02:21:34,320
we don't review horrible movies very often I feel like that's been my thing the last

2225
02:21:34,320 --> 02:21:43,540
couple times I've been on the show is us reviewing movies that are not good yeah I mean last

2226
02:21:43,540 --> 02:21:52,240
one was Rebel Moon yeah yeah before that was Chronicles of Narnia that's true yeah Narnia

2227
02:21:52,240 --> 02:21:58,240
was higher higher not a good not as good definitely better in my mind than it was in real life

2228
02:21:58,240 --> 02:22:05,040
though but hey listen Madame Webb was a C minus and that's all that matters for all

2229
02:22:05,040 --> 02:22:12,920
of you out there in all bros land we did it we did it for the boys made this movie from

2230
02:22:12,920 --> 02:22:23,280
the 90s relevant again hey hey Caleb question see now sometimes we re re regrade movies

2231
02:22:23,280 --> 02:22:31,280
yes is it possible that we can re do an episode where we regrade Zack Snyder's Justice League

2232
02:22:31,280 --> 02:22:38,880
because I will say I do feel like that is one that kind of got shit on because we had

2233
02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:45,480
guests on with that one that hated the movie yeah and from what I remember we did not hate

2234
02:22:45,480 --> 02:22:53,120
it no we so I think if I remember correctly like our scores alone would have put Zack

2235
02:22:53,120 --> 02:22:59,520
Snyder's Justice League at like a C plus okay yeah they they like failed it yeah and so

2236
02:22:59,520 --> 02:23:07,440
it brought it down to a C minus so I'd love to throw that into the the hat of episodes

2237
02:23:07,440 --> 02:23:14,280
where we regrade movies and give them the grade that they actually deserve we can't

2238
02:23:14,280 --> 02:23:19,580
live stream that one wait what we can't live stream that one like we did with the other

2239
02:23:19,580 --> 02:23:28,440
three oh yeah that's true we're not doing a four hour stream of Zack Snyder's Justice

2240
02:23:28,440 --> 02:23:34,200
League come on man just put it into two parts you can just regrade it you don't need the

2241
02:23:34,200 --> 02:23:44,880
whole rigamarole yeah but yeah now that we have it split into categories we could find

2242
02:23:44,880 --> 02:23:52,060
out like where it's sitting within like the Marvel Sony universe which surprise surprise

2243
02:23:52,060 --> 02:24:03,440
is at the bottom whoa shocker oh wait Madam Web is or Justice League is so yeah on our

2244
02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:10,840
rating system now like since I've I've gone in and updated it we can add categories to

2245
02:24:10,840 --> 02:24:18,960
the movies and so with Marvel movies or just so I have it split up into like Ghostbusters

2246
02:24:18,960 --> 02:24:27,760
Transformers like so I have it split up where it's we can do like Marvel Marvel like so

2247
02:24:27,760 --> 02:24:38,040
I have it like Marvel MCU Marvel Sony and Marvel what's the other one animated or something

2248
02:24:38,040 --> 02:24:48,760
no oh Marvel legacy so that's like X-Men Spider-Man blade like those ones so we can search it

2249
02:24:48,760 --> 02:24:57,240
by by that now which has been super fun but like I added that on so we like if we wanted

2250
02:24:57,240 --> 02:25:01,600
to see like oh where something ranked in a very specific category so like overall like

2251
02:25:01,600 --> 02:25:15,480
if we do Marvel this is at the bottom of the list but yeah so like in order of moving up

2252
02:25:15,480 --> 02:25:23,000
the list it's Madam Web then more at the bottom then Morbius Dark Phoenix Venom Ant-Man and

2253
02:25:23,000 --> 02:25:30,400
the Wasp Spider-Man Venom Let There Be Carnage New Mutants and then getting into Love and

2254
02:25:30,400 --> 02:25:38,720
Thunder and hold on Let There Be Carnage ranked better than the first Venom movie yeah that

2255
02:25:38,720 --> 02:25:46,600
I 3% nope that's wrong that's not wrong I'd have to rewatch the movie but I'm pretty sure

2256
02:25:46,600 --> 02:25:54,640
I stand by that no you don't I can't accept that terrible that's a bad take I watched

2257
02:25:54,640 --> 02:26:02,120
all over again I watched Let There Be Carnage semi recently and god that movie was not it

2258
02:26:02,120 --> 02:26:11,000
like Venom was so much better than Let There Be Carnage and they were both terrible I don't

2259
02:26:11,000 --> 02:26:20,520
know man all right let's do it right now let's go Venom no okay all right well I can pull

2260
02:26:20,520 --> 02:26:31,480
up and see what what happened with Venom no it's just you're wrong that's all he has to

2261
02:26:31,480 --> 02:26:37,840
say is this we're wrong Caleb we're wrong I don't know I don't know why I didn't like

2262
02:26:37,840 --> 02:26:45,400
it Let There Be Carnage seemed very boring not boring but like I don't know it was just

2263
02:26:45,400 --> 02:26:51,280
it didn't move as quickly as I would have liked it to plus I feel like what's his face

2264
02:26:51,280 --> 02:26:56,960
Woody Harrelson's wig was terrible like come on guys get a budget or what was it that yeah

2265
02:26:56,960 --> 02:27:08,040
I wasn't gonna be that as well yeah they were pretty neck-and-neck the only place where

2266
02:27:08,040 --> 02:27:17,760
one differed from the other was the effects and then the music and costumes were better

2267
02:27:17,760 --> 02:27:23,440
and then I think our personal scores were a bit higher for that too just so so we liked

2268
02:27:23,440 --> 02:27:30,520
Let There Be Carnage more we thought that they had better effects better music and better

2269
02:27:30,520 --> 02:27:38,040
costumes and everything else was pretty neck-and-neck like the story was the exact same the writing

2270
02:27:38,040 --> 02:27:43,240
there was a difference of three points and then character development we actually thought

2271
02:27:43,240 --> 02:27:50,720
Let There Be Carnage was worse so I mean pretty neck-and-neck it was just those few things

2272
02:27:50,720 --> 02:28:11,480
bumped it up I humbly disagree yeah but anyway so that's where the where madam web is sitting

2273
02:28:11,480 --> 02:28:18,600
and I gotta say I don't totally disagree I just agree with the Justice League the the

2274
02:28:18,600 --> 02:28:24,960
Zack Snyder one not just asleep yeah that was a tough sell but I really I really hope

2275
02:28:24,960 --> 02:28:30,400
people come out of the woodworks to be like DJ you are a stupid idiot for this how could

2276
02:28:30,400 --> 02:28:35,400
you let this happen it's only you why this is a seat because by the way I am the only

2277
02:28:35,400 --> 02:28:41,720
reason this movie is to see anything and it's hilarious that it made it by what would you

2278
02:28:41,720 --> 02:28:54,720
say nine tenths of a percent made it into see yeah well you act so you graded mean you

2279
02:28:54,720 --> 02:29:02,040
like were equal on writing you were nicer ought to with the acting you were meaner on

2280
02:29:02,040 --> 02:29:12,360
the character development tied with me on effects lower than are you in rows were equal

2281
02:29:12,360 --> 02:29:21,000
on music then you were actually lower on costumes and then your personal score was just higher

2282
02:29:21,000 --> 02:29:26,240
than ours so it's not like you were like overly nice to it like you had categories where you

2283
02:29:26,240 --> 02:29:37,880
were meaner just saying this was a C movie I knew it from the very beginning alright

2284
02:29:37,880 --> 02:29:47,680
well I believe that wraps up this week's breakdown and this has been a very fun one so thank

2285
02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:51,920
you DJ for joining us on this one would you like to tell everyone where they can find

2286
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:58,320
you and your show when you decide to come out of your home if you would like to hear

2287
02:29:58,320 --> 02:30:04,120
me and my beautiful wife speak to each other there are still old episodes up you can look

2288
02:30:04,120 --> 02:30:10,840
up the untrained eye EYE anywhere wherever you're listening right now type in the untrained

2289
02:30:10,840 --> 02:30:16,960
eye we're there it's a purple thing you'll see a thing and we're talking on it at untrained

2290
02:30:16,960 --> 02:30:22,600
eye pod anywhere mainly Instagram but I'm usually just creeping around I might post

2291
02:30:22,600 --> 02:30:29,840
a story here and there but usually just looking at stuff and you can find me at my house just

2292
02:30:29,840 --> 02:30:34,880
hanging out playing the new Prince of Persia the lost crown very good I highly recommend

2293
02:30:34,880 --> 02:30:42,320
it I've seen that is that one on game pass right now it is not as far as I know I just

2294
02:30:42,320 --> 02:30:48,120
went on it was like when it came out it was like 50 bucks but it went it came out in January

2295
02:30:48,120 --> 02:30:56,200
and then like over the past like week it went on sale for like 30 bucks and I it was 30

2296
02:30:56,200 --> 02:31:00,520
bucks on Amazon like for a physical copy so I was like you know what I'll go physical

2297
02:31:00,520 --> 02:31:09,040
for this one and I bought it and I have not put it down since it arrived at my home nice

2298
02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:18,640
yeah I've been that way with Far Cry 6 lately like I've been freaking obsessed good on you

2299
02:31:18,640 --> 02:31:24,440
I downloaded it I played 10 minutes of it and was like goodbye uninstall never again

2300
02:31:24,440 --> 02:31:32,480
sorry Juan Carlos Pazito you can't do it for me there is oh he's good he's he's got some

2301
02:31:32,480 --> 02:31:38,920
good shit later on in the game but I also the type of person that will go in and I try

2302
02:31:38,920 --> 02:31:47,560
to clear everything to make it really easy on myself with the stories and it's hilarious

2303
02:31:47,560 --> 02:31:53,000
because I've cleared out almost every single base and then I do a mission and it's just

2304
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:57,760
it's supposed to try and make it harder for you and so it's like oh the military presence

2305
02:31:57,760 --> 02:32:04,240
is more and so it'll bump it up a little bit by like a point and I'm like okay cool I've

2306
02:32:04,240 --> 02:32:12,160
already cleared out like 90% of these bases what was it I think the last thing I've been

2307
02:32:12,160 --> 02:32:19,960
playing on Xbox that I just finished was cyberpunk 2077 very good I got two of the bad endings

2308
02:32:19,960 --> 02:32:24,960
though like there's at least three endings and the two endings I got not the good ones

2309
02:32:24,960 --> 02:32:39,760
I don't think so there you go yeah all right um so next week we don't know what we're going

2310
02:32:39,760 --> 02:32:47,760
to do yet so we will figure that out and so next week's episode will be as much of a surprise

2311
02:32:47,760 --> 02:32:55,840
for you guys as it is for us yeah Monkey Man isn't that movie coming out the Monkey Man

2312
02:32:55,840 --> 02:33:04,000
was that movie called yeah that one's coming to Netflix right no I don't know oh it looks

2313
02:33:04,000 --> 02:33:11,760
great yeah okay but anyway so yeah you guys can look forward to that next week I will

2314
02:33:11,760 --> 02:33:17,720
post links to everything that DJ does in the description if you liked our episode wanted

2315
02:33:17,720 --> 02:33:21,840
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02:33:21,840 --> 02:33:28,280
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02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:38,120
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02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:45,240
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2319
02:33:45,240 --> 02:33:54,000
featuring DJ from the untrained eye and we'll catch you guys next week this is see you oh

2320
02:33:54,000 --> 02:34:15,600
you're late bye bye sorry see you real soon