What is up bros?
I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the
most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.
Welcome to the all bros.
This week on the podcast, this is going to be one of three watch longs that we've that
we make just because I have a second child now and I'm taking a little bit of time to
adapt.
So we're recording these episodes ahead of time just to make sure that we're still releasing
something on the on the week to week.
So this week we will be discussing and watching Deadpool 2.
The reason we've chosen these three the three movies that we've we're going to be discussing
is because there's always been something about the scores that have just not quite sat right
with us.
So the three that we're going to be talking about is Deadpool 2.
The unicorn store will be next week and then Scott Pilgrim versus the world will be the
week after that.
The reason we chose those three movies is like I said because we had secondary input
on those when we did mass group rating and whatever and some of the movies ended up a
little bit lower than where they should have been or higher or forget you.
That's a good movie asshole.
I'm not saying it's a I'm not saying it's not a good movie.
I just don't know if it's deserves to be as high as it is but we'll see with our rewatch.
Yeah.
So you guys will you look forward to that one.
That will be the unicorn store.
I'm so excited for that one.
But yeah so we sent out the the rank or the ratings for all of these movies.
So Deadpool 2 and Scott Pilgrim are the big two.
So Deadpool 2 got a lot of input from outside sources that affected their score or affected
the movie score negatively.
Unfortunately.
So I mean it was freaking crazy.
If we had during that ranking I just sent the list out and I was like hey we're ranking
these movies rate whichever ones you want.
And people like every single person that I sent this list to did Deadpool 2.
And so the the story was like was really low.
The the acting was really low.
Which I I don't understand.
I know.
Thanking the acting is better in this one.
Yeah no joke.
And then the biggest of them all the music and the costumes were also fairly low.
And I'm like that's not fair.
Yeah we're trying to be unbiased here.
Yeah.
So this is why we're doing a watch along.
We're going to be talking or this is one.
This is more or less going to be like a commentary track.
Yeah.
So if you haven't seen Deadpool 2 maybe don't don't watch this episode until you or don't
listen to this episode until you've actually watched the damn movie because you won't be
able to get us to shut the hell up.
Yes.
Yeah.
So this is definitely one.
If you've seen Deadpool 2 you may be able to just sit and watch it with us.
Like I said it's a commentary track.
So that's it's more or less what this is going to be.
So we will be starting the movie here shortly for any of those of you that want to watch
along with us.
This is currently on Disney plus so you can watch it there if you have that subscription.
I believe it's on Hulu.
I think maybe like that's it.
That one's a solid maybe.
I'll tell you what I'm shocked is that once upon a Deadpool is not on Disney plus like
that's bullshit.
You think that I would think that they would have both versions.
You know right.
That were the super duper cut.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
So we're watching the the normal cut the theatrical cut of this.
So we're not watching.
Yeah.
So we're not watching anything special.
This isn't the super duper cut.
This is purely the theatrical release.
So this is the one that you would be able to find on Disney plus the one that is two
hours and one minute.
Yes.
Right.
Is not the runtime mine says 159.
Oh Disney plus one minute.
It's probably because it has all the frickin Disney credits at the end.
Probably.
Good point.
Yeah.
So if you are going to watch along with us we will be starting the movie at the 10 second
mark.
So I will have a time or we will have a timer set up and once it hits 10 seconds is when
we'll start the movie.
So this is live commentary if you want to watch along with us.
So everyone get we'll give you a second to get everything ready.
Feel free to pause us if you need to get your popcorn your candy your soda three ice cubes
no more no less because if you get more you're just insane.
There's something wrong with you.
And if you choose anything other than Dr. Pepper I don't want to talk to you.
Dr. Pepper is trash water.
I will this just became the all bro podcast.
What no do not disrespect Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper needs to stop disrespecting itself.
Well you know what your favorite soda sprite right.
Yeah sprite sucks.
You know even though I only good lemon lime soda it still sucks.
Someone is a little bit better.
Yeah I am.
Whenever whenever anyone talks shit on Dr. Pepper.
Yes I get better.
Well maybe Dr. Pepper needs to be a better soda.
Maybe you just need to be a better soda connoisseur.
A better soda connoisseur.
Yep I just said that.
Anyway.
So yeah we will.
I think that's adequate enough time to start the movie.
So like I said we're going to be starting this at the 10 second mark.
So the reason I only have it at one right now is just so I have time to like switch
on my browser and blah blah blah.
So yeah well yeah so we'll start at like like I said exactly 10 seconds.
So you're going to go Rose.
Yeah I'm just pulling it up on Disney Plus right now or at least.
So I.
Sorry.
Yeah I am good to go whenever you're ready.
All right.
Let's start the movie as soon as it hits 10 seconds on the countdown.
Can you actually tell me because I don't have the strike.
Right now.
Thank you.
Go go go.
Seven seconds when you said that.
Oh really.
Yeah.
So I was like.
Whenever now I see the 20th century Fox logo all I can please tell me you've seen the Simpsons
movie.
Yeah.
We watched her remember.
Oh yeah we did.
At the beginning with Ralph that.
He freaking like comes out.
That's all I can think of now a 20th century Fox.
So thanks the Simpsons movie.
I appreciate that.
Smoking is bad kids don't do it.
Smoking is very bad for you.
Deadpool can do it because you know he already died.
Dude I absolutely.
So f'd up.
I know.
That's freaking hilarious.
Oh yeah it is.
And the fact that freaking Wolverine is going to be in Deadpool 3 makes it even better.
Yes it does.
Oh man.
Dude I freaking love every like the suit and everything like it is so perfect.
Dude they couldn't have gotten it better.
I know.
So I'm just going to start this off because this freaking I think this is Peter Gabriel.
This soundtrack is the shit.
It is.
Dude this song is so freaking good.
I love this song.
I know dude I still have almost every single song of from Deadpool 2 soundtrack on my Spotify.
You know that's fair because freaking is killer.
Oh god.
Oh this freaking part.
Dude freaking the whole oven scene just reminds me.
Have you ever seen Batsana 2?
Oh god.
What's the dick?
Dude say what you will.
Every Deadpool movie has freaking killed it with the opening.
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
I still think like don't get me wrong the second one opening is great but I think the
first one is still my favorite because like the whole like slow mo introduction that's
so freaking good.
Yeah.
There's gonna be a dunk.
I'm good.
Oh, my God.
Ryan Reynolds is a true American Jim.
Sorry, I should I say Canadian Jim.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
Dolly Parton is a freaking jam.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, damn.
Dude.
This absolutely earned its R rating in the first five seconds.
Dude, seriously.
I never noticed he freaking chopped both of those dudes arms off.
I didn't either.
It's confirmed though, Deadpool 3 will be rated R, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Thank goodness.
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
Dude, both Deadpool movies make such good work of slow mo.
Yes, they do.
Damn right.
It is.
It is truly a family film.
True that.
Damn, man.
I ain't going to freaking Texas chainsaw for here.
I never realized he was listening to Tony Robbins.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Gosh.
Oh, dope.
Damn.
I love that they said at least domestically.
We beat him overseas where there's no such thing as religion.
Hoo za hoorah.
No.
Oh.
It's.
Dude, I prie that the Crinder comes back issued and battery.
I will be so sad. I wonder is one of my favorite characters to come out of the same
I'm very curious if they're gonna bring back
Negasonic and a Colossus. I hope they do I did too
Dude, I don't know if it was real. Did you see it for Deadpool?
there's a behind the scenes where Michael chickless is in a motion capture suit
No
Yeah, oh, yeah
So there's a decent chance for getting the thing. I
Think it was a leaked set photo that James Marsden came back for Cyclops
Freaking a dude. I love so excited about that
so excited
Do you feel that joke was just if that joke has been justified how much they make fun of that
Make fun of what the whole Martha thing from Batman v Superman. Oh, yeah
I I don't know. Like I think it's made fun of just enough
Especially for like that. I think that's gonna be a very dated reference one day
fair I
Think I don't know if Deadpool is gonna like some jokes. Definitely are gonna age fairly well
Yeah, but there's gonna be a few of those references that I don't think are going to age
Yeah
Like that Hawkeye joke
I'm still bitter about that. Yeah
I
I love that the payoff for that joke is like later down the line
I
Is he really that bad one named
Todd yeah, it's not really that bad. It's an odd name. Like could you imagine looking at a little baby and being like Todd?
All right, I see where you're coming from like that's how I feel about the name Paul
Like I couldn't look at a little kid and call like I couldn't
Like even like a kid I didn't know like oh, what's your name Paul? That's weird
And one of my best buddies in elementary was named Paul and I never saw it that way
Yeah, but I mean you were also like his age. Yeah, fair enough
Earl you're just asking for problems. I'm sorry. Yeah, like
They're gonna think he's old as hell from day one
Damn
Oh
Man dude, this scene still gives me freaking chills. Yeah
Who directed this was this Tim Miller again, yes it was
He knows how to use slow-mo to his advantage dude, he really does I can't remember if he's directing Deadpool 3 I
Don't think he is
damn
I mean as long as Ryan Reynolds had a lot to a lot of say in it and it seems like he did
I think it won't be just as good. I hope so. Yeah
So it's it's Sean Levy who's directing Deadpool 3, okay
Which he has done
All of the night at the museum movies real steel
The first cheaper by the dozen big fat liar internship
Okay, I like his lineup actually
Arrival so he can do some like serious stuff. Okay. Oh he did why him that?
Brian Cranston and James Franco movie. Oh, that one was good
Okay, all right, I like the choice the only one on here that like kind of has me concerned would be
the night at the museum movies
That's what I never saw. Well, okay. I never saw the second or third, but the first one. I really enjoyed so
Yeah, I like to
Yeah, it's just
They're cheesy is what yeah are and it's like a lot of these are like really average movies
So, I mean I have high hopes that he's
That he's gonna do a good job like cuz this is a very highly anticipated movie very much so
Dude this frickin James Bond intro is just the shit. Yeah, it is
And the fact that they got the
Yeah, it is and the fact that they got silly tion to do this
Oh good. Oh
man
And the frickin credits being like produced by TV just kill her
Oh shit
I
Love how dramatic this is this is a song from the soundtrack that I rarely ever skip. Yeah, you know fair
Like it's probably this song alone that is probably the reason Celine Dion ended up on my Spotify wrapped
You know what the fair? Understandable
By the real
Cinema by blind Al
Al oh man guys who killed the dog John wick? Man that shit's hilarious
Oh
Oh my gosh
Oh
Oh about that
Oh man.
They both have handles.
Dude, I would love to know how much of this was ad libbed and how much of this was like
in the script.
Yeah, same here.
I gotta remember that.
I freaking love that.
This is easily my favorite little bit from like tie into the first movie because you
saw when he picked up that one, like that bag of cocaine.
He saw the cure for blindness.
Maybe he got space on his butt and he
If I have any issues with like the character design of Deadpool, it would have to be that
they didn't like mess his face up a bit more.
That's fair.
Like this still looks like very much.
Obviously you want to capture that like the Ryan Reynolds feel, but I think it needed
to be a bit more like grotesque.
Yeah, definitely should have looked how it did in the first one.
It's way too much lightened up in this one.
Like, it's weird that it works almost better underwater.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, they I think they just needed to mess it up because I mean, if you look at the comic
version of Wade Wilson, like his face is like messed up.
Like it has like, literal like holes in it, like it looks like stuff's like eating his
flesh.
Damn.
Okay.
Like it's it's bad.
Like this, this doesn't even compare.
I'm curious how it's going to look in Deadpool 3.
If they change it.
Fair enough.
Dude, have you seen the frickin pictures of samurai Wade Wilson?
No.
It looks frickin weird.
Really?
Yeah.
So we're going to get like alternate versions of Deadpool in this and they have like a samurai
Wade Wilson.
That's it's frickin nuts.
I still can't believe we're actually in dog pool.
I know that is so ugly dog in the frickin world.
Come on.
It's adorable in its own way.
Yeah, I hope they bring Colossus in.
I hope so too.
I really like this version of him.
And his suit is frickin bitch, dude.
I would love to see the
I freaking love you, Kiyo, dude.
It's amazing. I hope she's in the third one, too.
Damn it, I'm out.
I like how that's in the middle of the book. Yeah, right.
Oh, shit.
It's easily one of the funniest cameos.
Seriously, so good.
Oh, man.
Dude, I love that little glance.
So such a great fourth wall break.
The fourth wall breaks in this are just prime, dude.
Yeah, they really are.
I don't know about you.
I am very much immediately going to give the music a 10 out of 10.
Oh, yeah, I can absolutely give you that.
I'm trying to think of the costumes, too, because we know what the costumes are in this.
So it's true.
Are there any that bring this down so where it's not a freaking 10 out of 10?
I don't think so.
I mean, because, yeah, Negasonic looks great at the ending.
Freaking Colossus looks spectacular.
Even freaking the juggernaut looks great.
I would have preferred the juggernaut to be in his full garb
and not like the prison outfit.
Okay, that's fair.
What about cable?
Do you think cables is good?
I really like cable.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, obviously, it's not like super comic accurate, which when when, but they've
got enough of it right for me to be like, okay, yeah, like this is is freaking primetime
cable.
Yeah, I can agree.
Do they does Marvel just own where the X Mansion is supposed to be?
Or did they choose a random place every time?
That is an excellent question.
Because every iteration of the X-Men, it feels like they use the same damn mansion.
Oh, shit.
I never noticed that he broke it.
Dude, the fact that it's just a freaking Jersey that they give him just is so freaking great.
I know, dude.
They give him such iconic looks.
And I love that they incorporated what Deadpool does in throwing stuff over his outfit.
Yeah.
All right, now I'm curious.
I mean, how many times have you seen Deadpool 2?
A lot.
Okay.
Do you still find this kid annoying or have you warmed up to him?
Yeah, there are some times where he's annoying, but it's endearing to a point where I know
he's trying to be annoying.
All right, fair enough.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
He does look more like a Glen.
I'm going to agree with him.
Oh, shit.
What?
I got to agree with him.
It is a cool name.
I like it.
Did
they create a pop figure for this outfit where he had the Jersey on?
I don't think they did, but they really should have.
Oh, dude, they totally missed an opportunity there.
Sign it, Ryan Reynolds.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's nice.
Dude, I've never seen that dude play a good guy.
The world's end.
He played one of the friends.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Sorry, play Peter.
Not just one of the friends.
Sexy lips.
Dude, these these speeches are freaking prime.
They are.
These jumpsuits are pretty bitching though.
They are.
I mean, they look really good.
I feel like they miss an opportunity to get into some really well-known mutants that are like bad guys.
That's true.
Yeah, I definitely agree with that.
Yeah, like it would have been cool to get like a Mystique cameo or I don't know, like toad or blob.
Oh, dude, blob would have been sick.
That would have been way cool.
The cells feel like they're they were recycled from
every X-Men movie where Magneto has been locked up.
And dude, I could never do those.
I got a shy bladder.
Ain't no way that's happening.
Yeah.
This one, that's Matt Damon, right?
I think so.
And prosthetics are pretty damn good because I can I cannot tell.
The other one looks like Alan Tudyk.
Yes.
Damn.
I'm having a real hard time thinking of any reason not to give costumes a 10.
Yeah, you know, fair. Yeah, I can agree with that.
I can't think of shit, dude.
Like there's not like the I mean Colossus looks great.
I mean, other than I think I prefer Negasonic Teenage Warheads outfit from the first.
But I mean, her still looks cool.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Colossus is just perfection.
Yeah.
Oh, each shit, each shit Deadpool.
Is that like the second Hawkeye joke or is that only the first?
That's only the first.
Okay.
Gosh, dude.
God damn what an arsenal. Holy shit.
No joke.
If that's all frickin Josh Brolin, I mean, obviously, other than the frickin Winter Soldier prosthetics.
Yeah, dude. Dude is jacked.
Yo, yeah, he is yoked.
Like, god damn.
I thought and I thought he was bulked up as Thanos. I know it's I know that's all motion capture still. Yeah, I know joke though.
Oh my god.
Gosh, his prosthetics look better in the like in shadow.
Yeah.
Like it's like that's the whole side of his face that's like in capture and shadow right now looks just wretched. Yeah, and it looks a lot better than it frickin did.
Like earlier.
Yeah, kids should have seen that coming.
Okay. Oh shit.
I love it. Just let me die.
Dude, the way that he talks sometimes it's like a junior high kid that just found out all the curse words in the book is just trying to put them all together and make it make sense of it. Exactly.
Dude, the writing here is like, is fantastic. It really is.
Or just keep to yourself.
This is how I feel Deadpool should look all the time obviously like minus the swelling. Yeah.
Like the, the prosthetics need to be like exaggerated and like disgusting to look at.
No, that's a good point.
Gosh, such a bad shot.
Josh Brolin is just a badass. True that.
He really is.
Man these fools response times is garbage. Seriously, like seriously.
I'm not gonna throw something into the room that I'm in. I'm not just gonna frickin sit there and wait to see what happens.
Yeah.
So cool.
Oh, man.
Yes.
Oh, man.
I feel like the reveal that he was after Russell was kind of hidden a little bit too well, or not not not it wasn't hidden well enough like I think it was very obvious that he was after Russell.
Yeah, that's fair. I can definitely agree with you there.
Damn.
Did he just snap him right. It was that in the head.
It wasn't asked. Okay.
I don't know what the frickin stunt budget looks like. Dude, for real. Oh, man.
That's still so gross.
Oh my god.
Freaking chills just looking at that.
Just seriously.
I love how quick they're able to like swap between comedic and more serious. I do too.
It's definitely an art that's not appreciated as much as it should be. Yeah.
All new was coming.
Yeah.
Jesus.
All good questions.
There have been quite a few robotic arms. Yeah.
Okay, you know what, just out of curiosity, I got to see what number sharknado we actually are on now.
Very curious. Oh my gosh.
The method is so frickin gross. It is.
I love dubstep.
Really? Okay. So there's actually only six sharknados.
I thought there'd be a lot more.
I don't know. It kind of feels like there should be more. Yeah.
I think there's a lot more.
It ain't nothing wrong with wearing a bag.
Oh,
I felt that.
Oh man.
Oh, damn.
That never gets easier to watch.
Oh, have you ever seen the human centipede?
No, I have not. I know what it's about. And I've understood some of like the references towards human centipede. Yeah.
I do not have any intention to ever watch it.
I always thought they got more people in on that, but it wasn't only like three people that like on the human centipede.
I think so.
Oh, man.
This is one. So getting into like the effect, my effects score.
I know like that's probably like the best that they're going to get for the rest of the movie.
Yeah.
Like I feel like we've we've seen the best so far.
Yeah.
Like there are there are definitely cool sequences like later on, but.
I don't know where I'm sitting with the.
I'm definitely like high, maybe mid to high 80s.
Like where are you sitting with with these effects? I'd probably say I'm an 86.
86.
Yeah, I might be.
85.
All right.
That's fair.
Like they're they're good. Don't get us wrong, but the it's just.
I feel like there's they still just got that like that rubbery feel to them.
Yeah, no, that's fair.
Yeah, I mean, but the prosthetics are freaking killer.
The the action is in spot.
Actually, you know what? I'm going to I'm going to bump up a little bit.
I'm going to go up to an 87.
Okay.
I think I'm going to stick in U6. Yeah, I think the this.
The practical stuff, the the fight choreography is just off the hook.
Like it definitely deserves a little bit higher.
Yeah, no.
Anything that's docked is for the the rubbery CGI.
That is completely fair.
And is he the only one that got shorts?
Yeah, dude, right? Yeah, I meant to point that out earlier.
Like, yeah, what the hell?
Russell gets special treatment bullshit.
I think this is around the time that he starts to get like somewhat annoying.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I'm sorry at this point.
I don't know. I literally tell the kid go go f off.
Bitch, I met you 20 seconds ago.
I know no shit.
Dude, you know what?
Maybe leaves a bad taste in my mouth with him.
He he acts like a young Taika what TV and I don't think he is a very good actor.
No, he's not.
This is my favorite part of the whole movie, just selecting the team with when they after they've selected the team.
Oh, she's so good.
He may be running late.
It's still good blue. They got Brad Pitt to play.
I know. Just like it was great.
I think he did it for like a cup of coffee or something.
That's awesome.
What a team. What a team player.
I can't do you shut the up.
Yep.
I really like her.
I do too.
She had way too much hate when this first came out. I never understood it.
I know.
He's great in the role.
I think it was just people trying to be combative.
Yeah, definitely.
But I love how they adapted the the mark on her, her I like it's it's their perfection.
Yeah. Oh god, Peter.
Sweet Prince.
He pulls off a mustache very well.
He does.
I feel the same way.
Yeah, I love that.
Like the amount of time that they spent building up the team.
Like I think it was just perfect for what eventually ends up happening to them.
Yeah.
I think it was just perfect for what eventually ends up happening to them.
Okay.
John is saying these this so calmly that I'm going to be honest, if I was in his shoes, I, I don't think I'd be like frantic.
I wouldn't be like freaking out because his voice is way too calming.
Way too soothing. I hate it.
He does have a really good voice.
But it also just like morewhen they had like an earthquake not very But it still helps.
Yeah.
I feel like last time I did something with the goonies was a bit much.
I've never seen Goonies.
You've never seen Goonies.
Nope.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, I I yeah that is like one of the top three.
I really need to watch when it comes to classics.
me wrong there's definitely some stuff that doesn't hold up but yeah I think
for the most part the film itself does okay
oh my gosh I love Peter
oh
This scene in the opening of the Suicide Squad reminds me a lot of each other and I love
that.
Yeah.
I love both those scenes.
Those scenes were both really well written.
Yes.
James Gunn freaking killed it.
Yes, I agree.
Sugar Bear, that's one of those.
That might be a nickname I adopt.
Let's just use, start calling people Sugar Bear.
Start calling your coworkers that.
See how that goes.
Probably not well.
That seems like a conversation I'd have to have with HR.
Fair.
Have you seen that clip from the new Suicide Squad game with Captain Boomerang opening
his mouth like super wide?
Like in shock?
Yes.
Yeah, someone made the joke about when HR shows up the next day because they want to hear
about the joke that you made yesterday.
I need to find a YouTuber that's played that Suicide Squad game.
Yeah.
I know so many Rocksteady fans are pissed off with that game.
They refuse to play it because it still takes place in the Arkham universe.
They feel it does to service to Batman and all the other Justice League members.
But I still, I do want to try it.
Oh shit.
Oh God.
Damn right.
Oh God.
Oh shit.
Oh so gross.
Oh man.
I would love to see a cameo from Peter in Deadpool 3.
After him?
You know, I don't think I remember catching that Stan Lee mural the first time I watched
this.
I didn't catch it this time.
Oh.
Well, there we go.
Alright, this scene is very heavily CGI'd.
Yeah, but Domino looks like a badass.
She does.
That guy who can't draw feet.
Man.
Heather do you owe me all the money you owe?
it's
this action sequence is pretty epic it is is this the one where that stunt person got hurt
yes it is ah man that's yeah I believe they passed away didn't they yeah
so sad rest in peace
that's the way that would be to die seriously
yeah
that's