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What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros with our special guest DJ from the untrained eye.

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It's me.

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I want to go by Vic this episode because I miss Vic.

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Hey Vic, are you listening?

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I do still remember you.

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Hey Vic.

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Yeah, dude, he was freaking posting some some shit on on Facebook the other day.

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Like showing that he was like editing some stuff and I'm like, yes, let's frickin do

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it.

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And I haven't seen shit all about it.

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Listen, I get it.

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It's been two months since my own program has has graced the airwaves of the Internet.

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So I get it.

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Okay, DJ.

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Yes, there's you guys are.

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Well no, I was going to blame kids.

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But Caleb Caleb already has a child.

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So I don't know.

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So I have two.

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So I haven't beat in their teenagers.

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One's going to be 13 next month.

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The other one is 16 currently on.

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It's two boys in their teens, everybody.

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The all bros.

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Wait, but I'll be tied up here in a while.

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A couple of weeks from when this gets released.

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Say, wait, what?

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I'll be tied up.

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I have one on the way.

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Remember?

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Oh, yeah, you did.

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But I didn't know if that was like an everybody knowledge thing.

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So I didn't want to blow up your spot too much.

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Oh, there's there's some stuff that is gotcha.

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You know, like the stuff that I told you, that's on the on a need to know.

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Yes.

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No, I but the fact was, no, the one that like I broke away.

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Well, I'm just like, do I know this?

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Yes, you do know.

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OK.

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I was going to say, wow, his co-host doesn't even know something that DJ.

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Hey, I also am the co-host.

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That's true.

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Yeah, we made him an official co-host forever ago.

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All right.

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That's true.

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I'm sorry.

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I take that back.

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Yeah.

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And Vic was supposed to get a slot too, but he decided to freaking bail out on the podcast

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game.

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Hey, well, maybe he can do part two.

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I know.

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When does that come out?

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April?

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He comes out very soon.

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Too soon.

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Anyway.

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Oh, anyway, getting this episode started this week with it being in the beginning of the

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month when it comes to our episodes, we'll be talking about our four case spotlight and

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our pleaser teasers for the month of February.

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And then we will be moving on to our headliner of the evening, which will be our breakdown

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of Rebel Moon Part One.

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I forget the damn tagline.

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What was it?

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I forgot.

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A child with fire and ice.

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There we go.

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Wait, is it really fire and ice?

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Nope.

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It's neither of those.

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I just made that up just now.

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Hold on.

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Fire.

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So I was almost there.

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Okay.

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You're damn close, though.

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Yeah, you were.

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Nice nation forever, you know.

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Well, but with that out of the way, what do you guys say?

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We get started.

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Let's do it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Angry Dad Podcast.

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You can find me on all podcast platforms.

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All right.

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Getting straight into 4K for this month.

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We have a bunch, like bunch coming out.

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It's kind of insane.

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Like my wallet doesn't like it.

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That's all I'm going to say.

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But I will say I'm fired for last month because I forgot to point out the Trolls 3 came out.

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So yeah, I'm fired.

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So in case you guys wanted to know, Trolls Band together came out in January.

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So if you missed out on a sale because of me, I'm so sorry.

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But starting out the month, we got the Marvels coming to physical format and freaking I love

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all three of these covers.

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So this is the regular 4K version looking freaking awesome.

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Or I'm sorry, the 4K cinematic universe edition.

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All right.

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They're calling these now.

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Okay.

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I dig it.

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Right.

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So that one looks good.

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The Blu-ray not as good as the 4K, in my opinion, but still pretty good.

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It's close.

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Still looking pretty good.

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But the steel book.

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That is sick.

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Oh, it's so beautiful.

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It is so beautiful.

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And now that you know, Best Buy has exited the physical media game Marvel Marvel.

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Now, Walmart is getting all these exclusives now.

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So I pray that my Walmart will actually carry these because recently my Walmarts don't like

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to carry 4K exclusives or honestly 4Ks in general.

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So I better not have to go to freaking eBay for all this shit.

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If this is something like new that they're adopting, I'd be surprised if they didn't.

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Yeah, fair enough.

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I mean, and there's more than one Walmart in Utah, Rose.

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Yeah, but I'm not driving to Salt Lake City to get the Marvel steelbook.

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I'll even buying it on eBay for like a couple more bucks.

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I'd still save money than what I would have spent on gas.

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Fair enough.

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But damn, dude, that that cover is sick.

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That's how you do a 4K or a steelbook cover.

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Right.

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Yeah, that's the whole point, right?

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It's supposed to be limited edition.

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It's supposed to be what is it standing out from the rest like that?

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Yeah, it's supposed to be special in some way, shape or form.

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And like the other ones that we've seen, like this has been the most original one we've

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seen in a while.

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The last good original one I remember seeing was the one for quantumania.

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That one was amazing.

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That one.

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I don't remember it.

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They should that you know, I don't know why I think of what fractals.

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I know that's a Doctor Strange thing, but do you remember what that one was?

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The not sorry, not Doctor Strange, the quantumania one.

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I was so it's kind of like a like a lineup shot.

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I guess it was Ant-Man in the front, then the Wasp and then Cassie.

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So excuse me.

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A lot of purples also in that steelbook as well.

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Big fan of purple.

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Purple is a strong color.

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It is very much so.

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But yeah, so that is all the editions for the Marvels.

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There is a Disney movie club exclusive, but they haven't even released the picture for

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that.

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So I have no idea what that's going to look like.

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Probably whack.

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Probably.

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Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Next up coming out, we got the Hunger Games, the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

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I still have not seen this movie.

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I don't know about you, too.

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No, I think it's hilarious.

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I forgot this movie existed.

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And it's funny that it's songbirds and snakes because everyone hates that girl now and she's

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been fired from everything.

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So hilarious.

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What is that girl's name?

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Isn't it like Rachel Weiss?

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No, no, no, no.

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It's Rachel.

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That's the mummy.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm bad.

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That's right.

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Who cares?

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Anyway, if you wanted to see her in Snow White, you can't.

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So enjoy this as one of her probably last movie debuts for a while.

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Rachel Ziegler.

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Ziegler.

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Well, so what so she is still playing Snow White.

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They didn't kick her out.

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It's just they decided after all of the hatred that they got for what they were trying to

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do with the seven dwarves, they're like, you know what?

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Let's push it back here and we're just going to animate them.

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I mean, listen, what?

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Oh, you didn't know that?

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There's just talked about this.

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I thought you did.

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You guys not talk about this on the show?

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I don't know if we did.

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Oh, yeah, I thought you did.

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No, so the last time I heard anything about Snow White was that I like I thought like

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what DJ said that she got kicked off.

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So I didn't realize that they were pushing forward at the project.

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No.

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So yes.

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So she's still Snow White, but it got pushed to 2025.

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And now I mean, they actually released a picture.

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All of the dwarves are all of them are actually dwarves, but they're all CGI now.

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How does that work?

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They're just going to look at look.

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Does it look bad?

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Yeah, dude, the picture sucks.

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Not good.

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No.

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Yeah.

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I mean, CGI looks godawful.

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They're going to have more time to deal with it.

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But like, but I also like people were mad about the seven dwarves thing, and they just

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made it like seven different people that were just walking around with her.

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But like she sucks, right?

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Like that's why most people are actually mad is because like she is the worst.

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African her comments like the original.

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Oh, gosh.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yeah.

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Is there a way you can show the video viewers at home?

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Dude.

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That looks so bad.

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I brought this up because I know I saw it on a podcast somewhere, someone bringing this

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up.

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Okay, I get hold on.

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I'm following it up right now.

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Oh, it's so bad.

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It looks like it looks like a cut scene from Shrek.

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It's the same from Shrek the third.

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Yeah, it's like there was one scene in Shrek where they're like,

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we had a real person along with all of the CG dwarves.

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And there they are.

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Just one of them is getting ready to fly a plane.

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He's got one of those kind of hats on.

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I think Dopey is back there wearing like it looks like a chef's hat,

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but it's blue.

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It looks like Shrek all the way in the back.

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Or no, you know who he looks like?

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He looks like Wreck-It Ralph.

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Wreck-It Ralph is there.

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And then look all the way over there to the left looking at all of them.

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It's me.

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That looks DJP nice and horrid.

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Please, dude, say what you want.

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I would take freaking Nightmare Fuel Sonic over this trash.

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Okay, listen, I know people are going to be listening to this,

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but please look at the video.

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Go to whatever time stamp this is and look at the little red dwarf

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who I can only imagine as grumpy all the way to the right.

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I want you to really focus in on his belt and how much it goes in.

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Like that dude is ripped to shreds underneath there.

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Like that's the only body he could have.

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Like he is just he rips that thing off and it is nothing but muscles

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and abdominals all over the place.

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And he's like, you want some of this Snow White?

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So like just to explain, like for those of you that aren't going

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to freaking look at the video, which you should do this dress

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like Lord Farquaad if he was an old Amish man wearing a Buzz Lightyear

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hat. Yes.

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What?

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So perfect.

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Who thought this was a good idea?

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Bob Iger.

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That's it.

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He needed to say retired.

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Yeah.

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He was like, this is a classic.

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Let's really give it the one, two.

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Oh, buddy.

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Also looking past the dwarves.

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I don't love her dress either.

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It's too much.

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Look past the dress even and all of them.

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Like where they are looks all CG.

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Like she's probably the only real thing there.

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Yeah, true.

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Yeah.

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No, they really had to slap something together as fast as they

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could just to.

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And that's it.

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Like when the movie comes out.

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Sorry.

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Go ahead.

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No, you're good.

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I was going to say they really had to slap something really

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close together.

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No, no, no.

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We listen to you guys.

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We're going to actually tell a good remake.

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We're not going to go crazy with it and try to.

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Did you?

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Yeah, right.

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I 100% think no one asked for this.

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I mean, did anyone ask for any live action remake?

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No.

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Has there been a good one yet?

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I mean, I actually really liked The Little Mermaid.

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The lady in the tram.

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Thank you for not saying Lion King.

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I didn't see you in the tram.

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I didn't see or I did see The Little Mermaid.

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And I thought it was like, like, listen, you cut out

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the French chef, you lose DJ.

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Like I need the French chef song or get out of my face.

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Sorry.

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Anyway, the Hunger Games on birds and snakes.

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Don't watch it, but get the steelbook.

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Yes.

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I you know what?

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I'm going to agree with with DJ on the second one

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because the steelbook actually was.

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Sorry, I'm sorry.

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No, you're good.

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No.

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So the steelbook actually matches a set

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that they came out with a couple of months ago for the The Hunger

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Games for Film Collection, where it's like this same aesthetic,

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but it's you know, Katniss on the front.

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Wow.

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That's what I think when I see that.

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I mean, it's not horrible.

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That's what you talk about.

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Of course, it's not.

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Tell me that's not Owen Wilson.

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He could straight up play a young Owen Wilson for sure.

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If they decide to go time travel in Deadpool 3 and the TVA shows up,

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he could definitely definitely be young Mobius or more like.

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Can that please happen?

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That'd be fine.

342
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But so I think the back is Rachel Ziegler.

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Is that her name?

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I think that's what I said.

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So that's her on the back.

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And then I don't because I never bought The Hunger Games one.

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So I don't know who was on the back.

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I'm going to take a shot in the dark and assume it was PETA.

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I think that's the only acceptable answer.

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Yeah, or Gale.

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But who's Pia would have made more sense.

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I was going to say who is Gale other than a force wind.

353
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Nobody knows who Gale is.

354
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Yeah.

355
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Yeah.

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Poorly Hemsworth.

357
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Just you know, that's how much I know about Hunger Games.

358
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That Gale was a girl.

359
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Oh, shit.

360
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Really, you've never seen the I've seen them,

361
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but they they they didn't strike me much like you hold up a peace sign

362
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and say I'm a tribute or whatever.

363
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And then you get to shoot arrows like it's fine.

364
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:48,420
It's it was like 1984 with with what is it?

365
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The Running Man.

366
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Do you guys ever see The Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

367
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I didn't know.

368
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It was just a movie about where they got a bunch of convicts.

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And they're like, people want to see people kill each other, do it on TV,

370
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but in the future.

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And they did it.

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I remember when Suzanne Collins first released The Hunger Games

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and everyone compared it to Battle Royale.

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I think it's a Japanese movie.

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Sounds about right.

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I'm sure Running Man is just a derivative of that as well.

377
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So, yeah, I mean, honestly, I'm amazed that more people didn't compare it

378
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to that movie because, yeah, it sounds just like it.

379
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:31,700
Yeah, so those are the two editions for The Hunger Games,

380
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Songbirds and Snakes.

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I didn't I couldn't find the blurry artwork,

382
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but I'm assuming it's going to be the same as the 4K.

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If I do assume.

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If history repeats itself, yes, yeah, for sure.

385
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And then next up, got Migration coming out towards the end of the month,

386
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I believe, is coming out at the end of February.

387
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Unfortunately, this isn't getting any exclusives or anything,

388
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just getting a bare bones 4K and Blu-ray release.

389
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Blu-ray is the same cover.

390
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It's just the poster.

391
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So that tracks.

392
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Yeah.

393
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But DJ, have you seen Migration?

394
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No, I have not.

395
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I don't know.

396
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,300
I feel I think I heard your guys review on it.

397
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You you're in favor of this movie.

398
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Yes, we liked it.

399
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It wasn't anything like mind blowing, but it's definitely like

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in Illumination's top five films, I'd say.

401
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Definitely better than a lot of the despicable me and Minions movies

402
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we've gotten over the years.

403
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The thing I always wonder about movies, especially like Migration,

404
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like Despicable Me.

405
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Well, I don't know.

406
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I didn't see this movie, but.

407
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It seems like the star power is the actual thing that

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draws people in to see the movie, like it just I wonder if these movies

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would be as good if it wasn't like, hey, it's Chris Pratt again

410
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doing another bird or something, who cares?

411
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Like, I don't know.

412
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,260
I think there's good voice talent out there

413
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that's not just people that are already wildly famous for being,

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you know, seeing their face and being like, oh, well, we need these people to do it.

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Like, it just makes it seem like it's not the story is or it's just not

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a good enough movie on its own.

417
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:25,940
So they're like, what if we put some wildly famous people in this movie?

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Dude, that's my biggest complaint with animated movies, like

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especially with ones like where they're going for like star power.

420
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:40,260
So like Super Mario or the Super Mario Brothers one,

421
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that one had a stacked cast and it didn't need it.

422
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:54,180
No, I got anyone who would have gone to see the Super Mario Bros.

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00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,500
movie, Chris Pratt wasn't the selling point.

424
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No. And that's what's crazy, though, because that movie.

425
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,180
It's funny that you pick that movie because the it's I guess it's not funny.

426
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,740
I said Chris Pratt, but.

427
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,940
On one hand, I agree with everything I just said.

428
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:13,300
On the other hand, if that movie didn't if that movie was just all like run of the

429
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,940
not run of the mill, but you know what I mean, just voice actors only,

430
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,140
we would not have gotten peaches.

431
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:22,660
We just wouldn't have because Jack Black would not have been a part of that movie

432
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,900
and our lives would all be worse.

433
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,460
So I don't know what I'm talking about by migration.

434
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,620
Well, I think it's like I think

435
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marketing wise, I don't think you need to go a full stacked

436
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:38,860
cast like they did with like with everyone.

437
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:43,140
Charlie Day, Chris Pratt, Friggin Anya Taylor, Joy Seth, like all that.

438
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:47,020
I think you could get away with having like one or two big names.

439
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:50,180
So like definitely get Jack Black in on it.

440
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,460
What's the what's the what's the movie that just came out on Netflix

441
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that everyone's freaking out about because Robert Pattinson did a voice

442
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and did a voice and he did like amazing.

443
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,020
It's called like the oh, the boy in the heron.

444
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,300
Yes.

445
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,660
Oh, that's what I think.

446
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,020
I might be wrong about that, but I know it's on some streaming platform.

447
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,540
But like that, like I haven't seen the movie,

448
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:18,100
but I've seen a bunch of clips of Robert Pattinson like that is to me.

449
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,500
If you're going to be a wildly famous person,

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do something that is not your voice.

451
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And that dude did not you would never know.

452
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Never in a thousand years would you know that's Robert Pattinson.

453
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And I don't know. I like that.

454
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That I like if you're going to do it, do it like really do a voice.

455
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But if not, hey, just hire Mark Hamill.

456
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He can do a lot of stuff.

457
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But I'm not trying to like defend the casting for Super Mario Bros.

458
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I mean, I really enjoyed it.

459
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But I think like the way that some characters are,

460
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even if the actor was just talking like themselves, it worked.

461
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I'm going to like I would definitely say like Charlie Day

462
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for how like Luigi is the character that's always scared, you know,

463
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like is so frantic.

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Charlie Day's voice, I feel so perfect for it.

465
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For how just for how frantic he comes across.

466
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,300
You're not wrong.

467
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:10,740
Like the Mario movie is a weird one to to have that discussion on, because like

468
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:13,540
you're not wrong.

469
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Like I know people hate it on Chris Pratt, me chief among them.

470
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But I don't know.

471
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Like, I don't know.

472
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,700
I don't think anyone, anyone my age, I feel like wasn't going to be happy

473
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with anyone besides.

474
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What is the dude's name?

475
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,620
Mayonet or something, Marionette Charles Martin, I think.

476
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Martin, a somewhat.

477
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I just said it as as non-French as humanly possible is named Marionette.

478
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Every French listener you have just through their listening device to the ground.

479
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But he did get a great line.

480
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You know, I'm sorry, we're talking about migration.

481
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Sorry, one more thing.

482
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I will say, like the only voice that I'm just like, did not like Chris Pratt,

483
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like the way that they set up Mario, I feel he actually really worked.

484
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Like I thought you did a really good job.

485
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The only one, and especially that what really annoyed me is that in an interview,

486
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he straight up said, I'm not going to change my voice.

487
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So if you want Donkey Kong to sound like me, he's going to sound like me with Seth

488
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Rogan like that.

489
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The fact that he straight up said that to the studio and they still

490
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casted him as Donkey Kong.

491
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:30,420
Yeah, I mean, his work, though, it did.

492
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But like out of all of like the voice, all the voices, he's the one that I liked

493
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:39,580
the least, I didn't hate it, but out of everybody, I think he was he was

494
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:41,980
definitely like phoning it in.

495
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Toad was up there.

496
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Really, you know, like Keegan-Michael Key.

497
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I know that's the thing. I love Keemike.

498
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He is one of my favorites.

499
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,820
He has one of the best songs in an underrated Christmas movie

500
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you'll ever hear in your entire life.

501
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,460
I think it's called Jingle Jangle.

502
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It's the one with Forest Whitaker.

503
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No one knows it.

504
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:04,300
It's we've only watched it like once or twice, but it's got one of the catchiest

505
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songs sung by Keegan-Michael Key.

506
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,300
I love that dude.

507
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,060
Not a great, not a great toad.

508
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:17,780
Dude, Toad's one of those characters that you you didn't need.

509
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:21,940
Like, again, it's one of those likes you had and a stacked

510
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,140
cast for no reason at all.

511
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,860
Like, listen, like, don't get me wrong.

512
00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:27,860
Like, don't get me wrong.

513
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,580
The the cast was was good.

514
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:35,140
But I feel like it could have like there was potential for them

515
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,860
to explore something outside of a fricking stacked cast like that.

516
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And sorry, like it just.

517
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:49,020
Like, I went there, I didn't go there for the cast.

518
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,140
I went there for to see Mario.

519
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,020
I do like the idea, though, of them

520
00:24:55,300 --> 00:25:00,340
casting like the normal crazy, like I can't even emulate the Toad voice.

521
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:04,860
And just have that be like a straight up Toad voice and him just being like, oh,

522
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,060
I mean, he's just like, oh, my God, you again.

523
00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,820
I feel like that would have been a great gag for that movie.

524
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,260
Oh, my gosh, dude.

525
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:24,140
So we just got a switch and like I've been hearing Toad's voice a lot recently.

526
00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:29,860
Yeah, so I traded my guitar that I haven't played in like years.

527
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:33,460
Like I traded some kid my guitar for his switch.

528
00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:38,620
And yeah, so we got that.

529
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:45,460
And yeah, so I'm hearing Toad's voice again for like the for and it's just like that is just.

530
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,580
Not good.

531
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:53,220
That would have been hilarious in that movie if they decided to make everyone talks normal.

532
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:57,380
Ah, just that weird, crazy gargly scream that he does.

533
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:03,100
It's like every other Toad talks like a normal human being except Toad.

534
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:09,180
But you guys bring up like very good points, you know, like you don't really need a stat

535
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:14,220
cast, but what sucks about Hollywood nowadays, they feel that's the only way that they're

536
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:14,700
going to sell it.

537
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,940
Tickets, that's the only way that people are going to come out to the movies.

538
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:22,940
That brings me back to my original point of like that kind of smacks of like the story

539
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:24,620
in the movie isn't really that good.

540
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:27,020
So who's in this?

541
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,260
Who's in migration?

542
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,220
Like who are the main two people in it?

543
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:33,340
Kumail Nanjiani and Elizabeth Banks.

544
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:34,740
I love Kumail.

545
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:35,740
Well, all right.

546
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:36,940
I take everything I said back.

547
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:44,420
Listen, so for a movie like this, I think it's a good idea to have a movie like this.

548
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:48,780
A movie like this that doesn't have anything else to rely on.

549
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:57,540
Like, yes, I do feel like Star Power may be needed, but for a popular IP like the Super

550
00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:04,540
Mario Brothers or Garfield or anything like that, I don't feel like you need a stat cast

551
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,860
to sell that movie.

552
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,100
Can you tell Hollywood that?

553
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,140
Yeah, wish I could.

554
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:13,540
They won't believe you because they just want to know what name they can slap up on the

555
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,540
poster.

556
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:15,540
That's all they care about.

557
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:23,900
But anyway, so yeah, migration comes soon to 4K.

558
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,900
It's a movie.

559
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:27,900
It's a good movie.

560
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,380
It's a good kids movie.

561
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,380
All right.

562
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:31,380
No, not just a kids movie.

563
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:32,380
It's a good animated movie.

564
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,620
The next up, who?

565
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,100
God, I love this movie.

566
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,100
Wonka.

567
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:40,980
You guys changed my mind.

568
00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:43,900
I did not care about this movie whatsoever.

569
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,180
Like I was anti this movie.

570
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:51,300
And after listening to your breakdown of it, I will be checking this movie out.

571
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,820
I for sure won't be buying it, but I will check it out.

572
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,660
Yeah, no.

573
00:27:58,660 --> 00:27:59,660
Great review.

574
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:00,660
Changed minds and hearts.

575
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:01,660
I don't know.

576
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:03,900
I got that message a lot.

577
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:06,180
Like even my father in law sent me a message.

578
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:08,660
He's like, hey, I decided to listen to Wonka.

579
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,060
I'm going to go check it out, but I just might now.

580
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:14,060
And I'm like, I don't like that you're listening, but OK.

581
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,060
I don't know right now.

582
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:28,860
Anyone so they like Brielle is usually the one that gets the messages like, oh, I was

583
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,860
listening to Caleb show.

584
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:37,860
And so she'll tell me and depending on who she tells or whoever she says, oh, this person

585
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:38,860
like which one?

586
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:41,660
And they're like, oh, I don't know.

587
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:42,860
They just said they watched.

588
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,860
Ask him which one?

589
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:48,140
Like I talk some mad shit.

590
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,140
Buttholes.

591
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,140
Oh, shit.

592
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,140
Yeah.

593
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:56,300
I was just about to bring up bring Sam.

594
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,020
He didn't from what Sam told me.

595
00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:01,460
He didn't enjoy it as much as we did, but he still did enjoy it.

596
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,660
I mean, I feel like that counts.

597
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,460
Yeah, no, it does.

598
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:07,460
Yeah, no, I agree.

599
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:08,460
I agree.

600
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,460
Not bashing you, Sam.

601
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,460
I promise.

602
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:14,460
I just saw how Timothy Chalamet spells his name.

603
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:15,620
You're in Hollywood now.

604
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:20,420
Use a why you frickin dork.

605
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:23,580
He's actually talked about that in interviews.

606
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:26,260
I guess his mom wanted to be different or be special.

607
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:29,020
Yeah, I bet she did.

608
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,020
She did.

609
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,020
Hey, man.

610
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,020
No.

611
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:38,540
Isn't his name also actually pronounced different, too?

612
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:43,580
Like Timothy or something like it's either his first or his last name or constantly actually

613
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:44,660
mispronounced.

614
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,140
I think it's supposed to be like Timothy.

615
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,700
I think it's just Timothy.

616
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,700
Don't know.

617
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,220
I think it's just Timothy Chalamet.

618
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,220
I hope so.

619
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,380
Yeah, bring it up.

620
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:56,380
Bring it up.

621
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:59,380
I like it.

622
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:05,100
But so Wonka, the 4K, just the classic poster.

623
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,580
I will say I don't know what it is.

624
00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:09,060
I do not love this poster that they did.

625
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:12,780
I feel there's way too much going on.

626
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:17,620
This poster is one of those like Wonka movie.

627
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:21,740
And then you see this like no, absolutely not.

628
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:26,340
It looks like me and you were like, all right, let's try and impress Caleb and make a Wonka

629
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,340
poster.

630
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:33,620
Yeah, there we go.

631
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:37,460
But so yeah, that's the regular 4K and the Blu-ray, which I'm really shocked that they're

632
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:41,660
doing the same design on the Blu-ray because usually Warner Brothers likes to do different

633
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,980
designs on the 4K and Blu-ray.

634
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:49,980
But Wonka, they're doing the same for some reason, but whatever.

635
00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:53,980
The Steelbook, which I don't.

636
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,260
I have a love.

637
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:58,820
I have a love-hate relationship with this.

638
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:01,220
I don't know why I don't love it.

639
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,220
Hey, real quick.

640
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,620
I don't hate it either.

641
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:04,620
There is a real.

642
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:11,500
So he does have a really stupid way of the way that he pronounces.

643
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:16,100
So he he tells people to call him Timothy Chalamet.

644
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:19,900
And but his the real pronunciation is Timothee.

645
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:20,900
Timothee.

646
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:24,380
I knew it was something dumb.

647
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:27,100
But I can't because I can't ask people to call me that.

648
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,540
It just seems really pretentious.

649
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,540
Yeah, no shit, dude.

650
00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:34,540
Timothee Chalamet.

651
00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,100
Why would you even say that?

652
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,620
Why would you even give that that anecdote?

653
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:42,620
You didn't have to tell anybody that.

654
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:46,300
He was asked in an interview.

655
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,300
You can lie.

656
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:48,300
Lying is allowed.

657
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,140
Lies for a living.

658
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,260
People love him because he's a great liar.

659
00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,500
Lie some more.

660
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,060
Lie a little bit longer.

661
00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:00,860
Listen, like.

662
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:05,220
But listen, guys like him are the same reason I love guys like what's his face?

663
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:06,380
The guy everybody hates now.

664
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,380
Kang the Conqueror.

665
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,380
What's his real name?

666
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:09,380
John Major.

667
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,380
Major.

668
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:11,380
Love that guy.

669
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,420
The worst.

670
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:18,340
Just a chore of a human being like he's someone who would be called Timothy for sure.

671
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:21,940
But you don't call him Junton.

672
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,580
That seems racist.

673
00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:27,300
You call me that.

674
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,300
I don't know.

675
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:35,140
Do you know how many I'm amazed of how many pronunciations people come up with when it

676
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,380
comes to Jonathan?

677
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:39,900
I mean, listen, wait a minute.

678
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:40,900
What?

679
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:41,900
Jonathan really?

680
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,180
My first name is Dominic and my last name.

681
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:50,100
Usually I don't really say on the Internet, but let's just say it has many syllables.

682
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:55,980
And my favorite, my joy in life is watching people look at my name and look at me to go,

683
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,540
all right, how do you say this?

684
00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:02,140
And I go, no, it's time for you to try.

685
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:06,900
And whatever they say, wrong or right, I always say, you got it.

686
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,180
Perfect.

687
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:09,180
I should.

688
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:12,900
Yeah, that's probably that's how I should be saying it.

689
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:15,980
I'm Jonathan with an H because my mom wanted to be special.

690
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:22,300
My mom wanted to be different, but no, literally, even though my name ends with an A and most

691
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,420
Jonathan's do, people will still pronounce it.

692
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:33,020
Jonathan, is that like the bootleg Toyota?

693
00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:34,220
No one says Jonathan.

694
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:39,220
Listen, no, dude, I promise you there are people that will seriously aliens.

695
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:40,220
They don't exist.

696
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:45,580
These are not real people where you get like the different pronunciations.

697
00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:48,980
Like I get people can't spell my name.

698
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:55,140
OK, listen, Caleb, I feel like Caleb is one of those names where people love to put some

699
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,420
English on it.

700
00:33:56,420 --> 00:34:00,060
And they're like, actually, it's spelled with a K and a Y.

701
00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:02,180
And you're like, what?

702
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:09,820
Dude, I met some dude who spells so with the name Caleb that spells it K A Y L U B.

703
00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:11,780
Yeah, like that's disgusting.

704
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:12,780
Yeah.

705
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:19,900
Yeah, when he said like when we were introducing each other, I told him, hey, I'm Caleb.

706
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,260
And he's like, oh, that's my name, too.

707
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:22,260
And I'm like, cool.

708
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,260
How do you spell it?

709
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,700
And he's like, he's like, well, how do you spell yours?

710
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,740
I'm like the way God intended it to be spelled.

711
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:29,540
First of all, how do you spell yours?

712
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:33,340
You didn't meet someone in the first question you asked was how do you spell your name?

713
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,340
You liar.

714
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:39,620
No, like when it's the same name because he's like, hey, that's my name, too.

715
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,440
And I was like, oh, no way.

716
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,940
And then with that name, with my name specifically, that's usually the first question.

717
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:47,940
How do you spell it?

718
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:51,820
Because then it's like because there's like a rivalry between people who spell it with

719
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,060
a C and the people who spell it with a K.

720
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,860
Oh, that's very listen.

721
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:59,540
I'm telling you, that's there you go.

722
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:02,420
But Jonathan, there's only two there's with an H and without.

723
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,980
And Jonathan is wild.

724
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:08,740
I'm going to be asking everyone I know about Jonathan.

725
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:13,500
Have you ever heard someone mispronounce Jonathan?

726
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:18,820
Jonathan, that is like we're a man.

727
00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:20,220
We're trying to find all the Johns.

728
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,340
It's a Jonathan.

729
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,820
Call in now to the Jonathan.

730
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:26,100
If you're a John, we're going to have a ton of Johns.

731
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,100
Come on, everybody.

732
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:29,300
It's the John Tons want tons, everybody.

733
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,300
Let's go.

734
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,300
The John Tons, Jonathan.

735
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:35,300
That's a holiday special on frickin pickups.

736
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:39,980
That is not you, I'll punch you send me a letter.

737
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:40,980
A letter?

738
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:41,980
Why did I say that?

739
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,620
You send me a I don't know.

740
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,380
I was going to I take it all back.

741
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,380
This cover is weird.

742
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,380
Am I right?

743
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:53,980
It looks like a chocolate bar, but it's got spaces in it instead of ridges.

744
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,900
Yeah, it's odd.

745
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,900
That's my way.

746
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:58,900
It works.

747
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:01,300
I don't love it, but I don't hate it.

748
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:04,640
And then when you open it, it's like all of his chocolate from the movie.

749
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,220
So or I guess is candy, whatever.

750
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,220
So good.

751
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:11,980
John Thorn, I will cut.

752
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:15,020
Damn it.

753
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:18,700
I mean, I guess anything could be better than jumpy pants.

754
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,700
Okay, go on.

755
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:26,020
I'm going to write that down right now.

756
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,060
Don't forget it.

757
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:33,340
So growing up, it's like hanging out with really quickly.

758
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:34,740
It only took like a minute.

759
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:35,780
Okay, really quickly.

760
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:43,020
So growing up, hanging out with Sam's daughters, Sammy and Sarah, I so I get scared very easily,

761
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:47,300
even though I freaking love horror movies and scary movies, I get scared very, very

762
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,080
easily.

763
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,620
And every time that he would walk into a room, he'd go, ah, and it scared the shit out of

764
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,620
me.

765
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,580
And so you know, I freaking like jump.

766
00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:02,900
And so he adopted the name for me, jumpy pants, Johnny, I think, or at the end, Johnny.

767
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,700
So he calls me JPJ.

768
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,700
JPJ.

769
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:06,700
Yeah.

770
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:10,660
So I'm going to call you PJ for short PJ.

771
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,660
Pants, Johnny.

772
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,660
Okay.

773
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:14,660
Oh, shit.

774
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:19,020
But there you go.

775
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:25,100
That's a very short explanation of my nickname that I got from Sam.

776
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:30,420
So Wonka, that's a steel book.

777
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:35,900
And then last for their exclusives, they did this with the flash too.

778
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:39,220
It's just a Target exclusive that comes with collectible cards.

779
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:40,900
But it is a different cover.

780
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:44,620
And I actually love this cover because I love that it's just the character poster of Timothy

781
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,060
Chalamet's Wonka.

782
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:50,980
I feel like this this is if it didn't say Wonka behind it, I would feel like this is

783
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:56,420
the story of the man who sold Mary Poppins her bag.

784
00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:03,420
Like, here's your carpet bag, here's everything that led up to the bag of many things that

785
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:05,180
Mary Poppins has.

786
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,660
You would not be wrong.

787
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,020
You would not.

788
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,020
Yeah.

789
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:13,980
Freaking what he's able to pull out of his goddamn hat in this movie.

790
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:14,980
There you go.

791
00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:15,980
Maybe he was Disney.

792
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:19,060
If you're listening, it's Canon.

793
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,060
It's Canon.

794
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:26,700
I want to be paid seventy eight thousand dollars, seventy eight thousand nine hundred and forty-two

795
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,700
dollars for that idea.

796
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,820
I love that it's so specific.

797
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:36,420
So that is I believe that's it for 4K.

798
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,420
I'm pretty sure.

799
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,780
Yes, it is.

800
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:43,860
So moving on to Pleaser's teasers.

801
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,300
The trailer that released.

802
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,820
So we're recording this January 30th.

803
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,380
It released yesterday, the 29th.

804
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:55,380
The trailer that almost had me crying happy tears.

805
00:38:55,380 --> 00:39:00,100
I will fully admit that the second trailer for Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.

806
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,780
Oh my God.

807
00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:04,820
This was sick.

808
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:07,980
Did you see it?

809
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:14,100
I did not see this because I saw I saw the teaser for this movie and thought to myself,

810
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:16,060
no, thank you.

811
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:20,660
I've seen enough.

812
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,660
Like kill me.

813
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,900
The teaser for it.

814
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:28,060
Like again, I don't remember seeing them much in the teaser, but the teaser was not good

815
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:29,060
for this movie.

816
00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:30,060
I didn't think.

817
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:33,700
Well, I think mostly because the first movie I was like, you did it.

818
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:34,700
You got it in one.

819
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:37,660
We don't actually need any more of this.

820
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:40,700
Well, I mean, I guess with the kids.

821
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,980
But anyway, that's not we're not talking about the first movie.

822
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:48,100
But in this one, Paul Redd actually gets to be a Ghostbuster.

823
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,100
Does he know?

824
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,100
Are we sure about that?

825
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,100
He actually does.

826
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,100
And Camel Nanjiani is in it.

827
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:57,580
All right, I'll watch.

828
00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:01,060
That's all we had to say.

829
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,060
I take it all back.

830
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060
It's fine.

831
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:05,940
It's a great movie.

832
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:08,460
I just started playing the video game, by the way, on the Switch.

833
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:12,360
It was on sale and it's one from a thousand years ago.

834
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,580
And it is just it is just so unevenly hard.

835
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,220
Like some parts of it are just like shoot a ghost.

836
00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:22,420
And other ones are like, hey, you're halfway through this fricking walking ghost shooting

837
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,580
level up.

838
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:27,300
You died because all of your you're the cadet.

839
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,420
All of your other senior members have died.

840
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,380
And they're like, sorry, you died too, man.

841
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:33,380
Start from the beginning.

842
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:34,380
No, beginning.

843
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,380
Yeah, this is a freaking sucks.

844
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:41,380
I love my game.

845
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,380
It's a great movie.

846
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:43,380
Wrong.

847
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:50,020
Rose sent me a freaking Ghostbusters game that is ridiculously hard.

848
00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:52,140
Is it that one?

849
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:55,820
Is it like it's called like the I think it's just called Ghostbusters, the video game or

850
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:56,820
something?

851
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,820
No.

852
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,100
What was the one you can be Caleb played?

853
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:02,220
I think Ghostbusters Spirit Unleashed is not what it's called.

854
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,580
I've heard that one.

855
00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:05,580
I have not played.

856
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:10,140
I'm the end of spirits unleashed.

857
00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:14,420
Dude, it is so freaking hard.

858
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:21,940
So you're so it's kind of like a it could be like a four V eight or whatever.

859
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,180
Like it's crazy.

860
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:25,820
So you're playing against online people.

861
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:29,300
The online people could either be the ghosts or the Ghostbuster.

862
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:35,620
And if you are the Ghostbuster, like it is insanely difficult because these ghosts can

863
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:39,540
travel literally anywhere because they're freaking ghosts.

864
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:44,800
And so like that you could be on the bottom floor and then they'll be like wrecking havoc

865
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,940
on the top.

866
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:50,740
And then you'll like work your way up and you have to like navigate this freaking facility,

867
00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:51,740
get to the top floor.

868
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:55,620
By the time you get there, they're already back on the bottom floor, like jacking up

869
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:58,260
the shit that you set up down there.

870
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,860
And it's a freaking shit show.

871
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:12,300
Like I have I have yet to play as a ghost and I have yet to win a match.

872
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:19,940
Sounds like I've had a team of like five people against like three ghosts and we still lost.

873
00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:22,940
It's insane.

874
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:26,900
Like it is ridiculous how hard that game is.

875
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:30,660
Like it is not user friendly in the slightest.

876
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,340
You have to upgrade.

877
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:38,460
Like you have to you have to earn like experience points to upgrade your gear and stuff, but

878
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:41,180
you get like basically nothing.

879
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:44,860
You might as well get nothing in terms of experience for losing.

880
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:48,180
I love how mad you are about this.

881
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,180
Oh my gosh, dude.

882
00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:50,180
I played a few rounds.

883
00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:53,580
I was just like, screw this game.

884
00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:58,380
Like unless I was playing with with Rose, but I mean, even then I feel like it's it's

885
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,860
it'd be really freaking hard.

886
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:01,860
That's hilarious.

887
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,100
All right.

888
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,740
So OK, besides Kumail Nanjiani, why was this?

889
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:09,280
Why is this movie worth watching now?

890
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:16,340
So literally every single like OG member, not including so the original three still

891
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:23,560
surviving members, but also Janine comes back, the receptionist and freaking there's

892
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:32,140
a part where Bill Murray or Frickin Venkman pops in his head at the firehouse when they're,

893
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:37,780
you know, getting a plan together and he says like, oh, how can I be of assistance?

894
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:42,760
And Frickin you see Janine in full Ghostbusters gear just decked out and he freaking just

895
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,760
freaks out.

896
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,860
It's such a great freaking moment.

897
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:49,900
There's a lot of throwbacks.

898
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,500
So many, but so good.

899
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:54,540
I hope they don't throw Harold Ramis in again, though.

900
00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:57,900
I feel like he got his proper send off.

901
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,940
I I agree.

902
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:07,940
Yeah, I mean, like like in the trailer, they just they're just like, you know, because

903
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:11,620
it has Walter Peck at the beginning and he's like, oh, I've waited 40 years for this.

904
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,940
I get to shut the Ghostbusters down again.

905
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:18,820
I shut him down once I get to shut him down again.

906
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:23,380
Yeah, the way like the way that he's just like, you know, they were phonies.

907
00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:24,460
Nobody believed them.

908
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:29,780
And now the people to pick up the mantle once again are descendants of one of the Ghostbusters

909
00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:35,260
them being the grandchildren of Egon Spangler.

910
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:40,860
So I'm hoping that's that's really like the only like I'm fine if they mention them, like

911
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:45,700
if they mention, oh, hey, you know, like this is why the tech is like this because of what

912
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,540
Egon did or what Spangler did.

913
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:52,420
But yeah, I really hope that they don't try to incorporate his ghost again.

914
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:57,580
Yeah, I think like the first time they did it was done perfectly.

915
00:44:57,580 --> 00:45:00,420
Now it would just feel cheap.

916
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:01,420
Yeah.

917
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:02,420
Agreed.

918
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:09,100
But this trailer looks sick and friggin Slimers in it.

919
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,220
So I'm pumped.

920
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:15,700
They friggin like the the new set of Ghostbusters is friggin great.

921
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:19,020
I love that it's two adults and two kids like that's friggin great.

922
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:23,180
I mean, you still got you still got lucky and you still got podcasts, but it doesn't

923
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:26,260
seem like they're going to be at least from the trailers.

924
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:29,620
It doesn't seem like they're going to have a lot to do this movie, which which sucks

925
00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:31,500
is I really enjoyed them in Afterlife.

926
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,900
But I mean, I could be wrong.

927
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:38,660
But it definitely seems that the the four they're focusing on are McKenna Grace's character,

928
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,380
Finn Wolfhard, Paul Rudd.

929
00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:42,980
And then was it Carrie Coon that played the mom?

930
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,860
I think in the first in Afterlife.

931
00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:45,860
Yeah.

932
00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:55,140
So but it's just I I'm just happy that after even though I defended it first, the what

933
00:45:55,140 --> 00:46:01,900
we got with the reboot Ghostbusters answered the call that this franchise is finally getting

934
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:07,060
the attention and the sequels that it actually deserves.

935
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:09,300
You're talking about the lady Ghostbusters.

936
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,300
Yes.

937
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:16,060
By the way, nothing, nothing funnier in this world that we live in than them doing the

938
00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:21,420
official only box set that exists of all the only Ghostbusters movies.

939
00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:23,980
And they did not put that movie in it.

940
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:30,220
And they're like, hey, what's the friggin because Paul Fiege threw such a big fit, they

941
00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,440
threw in the digital copy of it.

942
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440
But that's it.

943
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,340
They looked at the camera and winked.

944
00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:40,260
They're like, yeah, we know you guys can rip that up.

945
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:47,500
You're just going to throw this away, but I guess we'll give it to you.

946
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,500
Oh, man.

947
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:56,220
But yeah, fucking such a great trailer and I can't wait till March 23rd, I think is when

948
00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:57,220
it comes out.

949
00:46:57,220 --> 00:47:00,300
So that's gonna be a good one.

950
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,300
Yes.

951
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:04,980
But we also got another trailer this week.

952
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:09,740
Despicable Me 4.

953
00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,100
That's a lot better than the third one.

954
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:16,660
I will say that because the third one sucked.

955
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:18,860
I don't know how this one's going to be like.

956
00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:24,100
It looks good, but I feel like that's about as far as it's going to go.

957
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,100
That's good.

958
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:26,100
The like visually.

959
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,100
That's what I mean.

960
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,100
Like, yeah, it's really pleasing.

961
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:33,340
Like you can always count on illumination to like do amazing animation.

962
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:39,340
But sometimes when it comes to their stories, leaves a lot to be desired.

963
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:43,980
I will say one thing that like I'm just like that is straight up a ripoff from Incredibles

964
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:49,140
2 was the scene with the baby and what was it a badger or some shit like that?

965
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:51,100
Yeah, I don't know what kind of animal was.

966
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:56,020
I'm just like that is that is a ripoff from Incredibles 2 and I'm sure Incredibles 2

967
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:57,340
did it better.

968
00:47:57,340 --> 00:48:04,340
Like I will say I will give Incredibles 2 shit so much for how it did not deliver on

969
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:07,300
the sequel that we should have gotten.

970
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,940
Not bad, like I still enjoyed it, but not a great sequel.

971
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:13,500
Nothing does not stand next to the original, in my opinion.

972
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:18,940
Dude, I have seen nothing but people ripping on this trailer being like, oh, so we're just

973
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:21,380
copying and pasting Jack Jack.

974
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:24,620
I was straight up Jack Jack was in this movie.

975
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:30,980
I'd be like, that's weird that he's not with his family because that looks like Jack Jack.

976
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:35,100
It's straight up does like what the hell?

977
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:39,940
I mean, in fairness, in fairness, though, babies all look alike.

978
00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:43,780
Like they I mean, that's why they got to put the names on the bassinets because you're

979
00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:45,700
not like, oh, look, there's little Timmy.

980
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:51,820
Like they all are just little marshmallow head weirdos that are like, so it takes them

981
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:54,220
a while to grow into their face.

982
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:55,220
Yeah.

983
00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:58,820
So, yeah, I mean, that's your baby.

984
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,100
Yeah.

985
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:04,820
But then again, didn't boss baby didn't weren't they able to make like distinct faces out

986
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,500
of the each of the babies?

987
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:13,300
I feel like I'd say, yeah, I mean, as distinct as you can get with that animation style.

988
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,820
But I mean, they did a decent job.

989
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:21,020
There were a lot of like, at least when it came to like the the main babies, like they

990
00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:23,860
all had very distinct looks.

991
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,740
But when you got into like their their offices and headquarters, like there's definitely

992
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:31,260
like some copy and paste babies.

993
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:35,620
But I mean, that that one did a OK job.

994
00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:43,420
But yeah, this one, I'm not sure where this story is supposed to go.

995
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:48,980
Same like honestly, like I know it wouldn't have worked.

996
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:54,140
But if they I mean, well, first of all, like, why does that need to be a fourth one?

997
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:57,220
I mean, I know money.

998
00:49:57,220 --> 00:50:01,340
But if they were to like, I don't know, I would have brought Vector back or something

999
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:05,580
like that, like a villain that like I actually give a shit about because every villain after

1000
00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:08,940
him, I did not care for.

1001
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,380
Yeah.

1002
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:13,440
Like the one in the third one was about as our brat.

1003
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,540
He wasn't bad.

1004
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:17,100
He was almost at the level.

1005
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:20,300
But like the one from the second one, I everyone loved him.

1006
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:24,060
I did not think he was that funny.

1007
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:27,580
And like I said, third one, both as our brat.

1008
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:31,660
And then I already forgot the name of the villain in this one.

1009
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:39,020
Yeah, I can tell you his name either is a very generic face, too.

1010
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:42,860
And that's saying a lot of illumination animation.

1011
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:46,220
Oh, man.

1012
00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:54,220
But yeah, I'll definitely see it because, you know, I saw I've seen the first three.

1013
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:57,260
I still haven't seen the second Minions movie, though.

1014
00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,980
I need to watch that.

1015
00:50:58,980 --> 00:50:59,980
You're probably fine.

1016
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,980
Really?

1017
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:01,980
Yeah.

1018
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:02,980
Good.

1019
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:07,780
It like Iris likes watching the Minions movies every once in a while.

1020
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:09,780
That is her least favorite.

1021
00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:10,780
Wow.

1022
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:13,780
All right.

1023
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:19,420
But yeah, so I'm sure I'll watch it.

1024
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:21,860
I mean, if Caleb wants to break it down, I'm sure we'll watch it.

1025
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:25,860
But if he doesn't, it depends what else is going on that month.

1026
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:26,860
OK.

1027
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:27,860
Yeah.

1028
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:29,700
If we don't decide to break it down, at least when it's in theaters.

1029
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:34,420
Yeah, I'm waiting till the shit comes on streaming.

1030
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:37,980
Yep.

1031
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:42,380
But yeah, it's a DJ, even though you didn't check out.

1032
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:45,500
So you see, did you not check out before either?

1033
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,260
I absolutely did not.

1034
00:51:47,260 --> 00:51:49,980
This is so far out of my wheelhouse that.

1035
00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:52,100
Yeah, I know.

1036
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,100
All right.

1037
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:56,460
Out of the two, which one are you looking more forward to?

1038
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:59,740
Or like, which one would you actually watch in theaters?

1039
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:03,020
Out of Despicable Me and Ghostbusters?

1040
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:08,980
Did you hear it, Rose?

1041
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:09,980
Yeah.

1042
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:10,980
Hey, you know what?

1043
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:16,060
If he could have had a change of heart, if he did say Despicable Me 4, I would have been

1044
00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:17,060
hurt a little bit.

1045
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:25,060
As I was going to say, Despicable, not even Despicable Me, Despicable Me 4.

1046
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:29,860
The last bit of ice in the glass of water before it's like all melted away.

1047
00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:31,180
That's Despicable Me 4.

1048
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:33,700
Yeah, no, Ghostbusters for sure.

1049
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,180
OK, good.

1050
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,700
Caleb, I hope it's the same answer.

1051
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,700
Yeah, Ghostbusters.

1052
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:39,700
OK.

1053
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:45,340
Like, I am going to go see Despicable Me 4 in theaters because I like taking my kids

1054
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:46,340
to that.

1055
00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:48,620
But yeah, I don't know.

1056
00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:50,580
I'm more excited for Ghostbusters.

1057
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:56,020
Now, I think when our when our nephews were younger, like the last movie I remember like

1058
00:52:56,020 --> 00:53:02,940
this that we went to or we took them to go and see, I think was Captain Underpants.

1059
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:09,060
And oh, boy, there was a guy named Dr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Diarene Steen or whatever.

1060
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:18,780
And that was worth the price of admission.

1061
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,100
I think about that so much.

1062
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:29,700
I love that.

1063
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:35,580
But yeah, so that's going to do it for 4K and Pleaser teasers for this month.

1064
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:42,740
So gentlemen, what do you say we get moving onto our.

1065
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:45,500
Headliner of the evening.

1066
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,580
Say let's do it.

1067
00:53:47,580 --> 00:54:08,180
Do we have to?

1068
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:15,060
All right, so getting right into it, Caleb, because I always forget.

1069
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:16,340
Did we post a question of the week?

1070
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,420
I can't remember.

1071
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:19,420
We were supposed to.

1072
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:23,020
Oh, if you were a moon, would you rebel?

1073
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,020
Yes or no?

1074
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:29,260
Yeah, we started getting like real generic with our question of the weeks and just being

1075
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,940
like, what did you think of the movie?

1076
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:33,940
But I haven't posted any of those.

1077
00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:39,780
Like every time we make them and I go through the effort of making them and then it's just

1078
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:45,460
like I was supposed to do something and it's like today that I was like, oh, shit.

1079
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:49,060
What was the question going to be for rebel moon?

1080
00:54:49,060 --> 00:54:52,580
It was just like, what did you think of rebel moon?

1081
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:54,520
No, it was Caleb's.

1082
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,060
So his question was even better.

1083
00:54:57,060 --> 00:55:03,380
Let me let me let me bring this up for you because I have to.

1084
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:09,180
He said, give us your thoughts on the Zack Snyder Star Wars knockoff rebel moon.

1085
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:12,580
Hey, no spoilers.

1086
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:19,460
Yeah, who knows to Caleb for coming up with that?

1087
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:25,020
Yeah, that was that was before I saw the movie, obviously.

1088
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:28,140
So so what he means he wants to change it to a Dune ripoff.

1089
00:55:28,140 --> 00:55:29,140
Yeah, pretty much.

1090
00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:30,740
That's what he wants to.

1091
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:34,740
I mean, I feel a lot of people.

1092
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:35,860
Well, anyway, go ahead.

1093
00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:47,460
I have no words, even though we're on a podcast.

1094
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:53,860
Well before we dive into this movie and I really cannot wait to hear what DJ and Caleb

1095
00:55:53,860 --> 00:56:00,180
say what he's Caleb, I bet you let people know how he break down movies on this podcast.

1096
00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:02,820
I would love to.

1097
00:56:02,820 --> 00:56:07,640
If you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different categories

1098
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:13,820
that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained eye letter grade.

1099
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:20,420
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,

1100
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:25,680
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

1101
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,460
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us

1102
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:34,580
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade, as well as a percentage

1103
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,620
that is more fun than anything.

1104
00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,260
No, don't.

1105
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:41,060
Why do it then?

1106
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:44,060
Because it's fun, DJ.

1107
00:56:44,060 --> 00:56:47,180
We're killing all right.

1108
00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:48,180
Yeah.

1109
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:55,820
So if you have not seen Rebel Moon, we are about to spoil the ever loving shit out of

1110
00:56:55,820 --> 00:57:01,620
this movie in our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose.

1111
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:08,420
Oh, you should spell that with a W.S. instead of an S.E. Rose.

1112
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:12,100
Yeah, you know what you're right.

1113
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:17,580
I'm going to start doing that.

1114
00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:23,260
It is, dude, that would be especially funnier for reading with Rose.

1115
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:24,260
Like, come on.

1116
00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:26,700
That would be freaking hilarious.

1117
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,980
Oh, my God.

1118
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:29,980
I was.

1119
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:35,940
Man, I should have consulted you guys because I was like, what things can I misspell with

1120
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:39,700
like with reading and take reading is good.

1121
00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:44,220
Take off the H in with and put W.S. instead of S.E. and Rose.

1122
00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:48,140
So really, Rose, no, you can still say reading with Rose.

1123
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:51,260
You just spelled it wrong.

1124
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:55,140
DJ killed it, cracked the code.

1125
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:58,060
Dude, that is amazing.

1126
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,060
Yeah.

1127
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:01,060
So that might be getting it soon.

1128
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,060
Oh, dude, that is.

1129
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:05,060
Oh, that is so amazing.

1130
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:07,060
That's so great.

1131
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,060
Yeah.

1132
00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,060
So we are.

1133
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:13,620
So if you listen beyond this point and anything is spoiled for you about this movie, it is

1134
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:15,700
your own fault.

1135
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,780
All right.

1136
00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:23,860
So Atticus Noble, the sadistic admiral of the militaristic imperium, arrives on the

1137
00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:26,180
backwater moon of Velt.

1138
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:27,180
Velt.

1139
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:29,820
I already forgot how they pronounce it.

1140
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:30,820
Veld.

1141
00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:31,820
It's not important.

1142
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:37,420
That's already shit.

1143
00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:42,340
On behalf of the mother world, an interstellar empire fueled by centuries of conquest and

1144
00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:46,700
war, he explains that his troops are hunting for a band of rebels led by siblings Debra

1145
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:51,700
and Darien Bloodaxe and offers to buy the village's surplus grain.

1146
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:55,860
The village's leader, Sindri, refuses the offer, claiming they barely have enough to

1147
00:58:55,860 --> 00:59:00,060
survive a farmer, Gunnar.

1148
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:01,060
Gunner.

1149
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:02,060
Gunner.

1150
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:03,060
Sorry.

1151
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:10,060
Doesn't matter.

1152
00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:15,420
Gunner to prepare enough grain, which will not leave the village with enough to survive

1153
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,060
in 10 weeks.

1154
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:22,820
Noble departs, leaving a handful of soldiers, including private Ares, who is disillusioned

1155
00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:27,220
with the imperium and mother world's immortality.

1156
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:37,620
Doesn't matter.

1157
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,340
That just say immoral ways.

1158
00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:40,340
Okay.

1159
00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,100
Yeah, there we go.

1160
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:46,160
But a Jimmy robot to oversee the harvest, after being harassed by a peer, Jimmy starts

1161
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,900
to become independent.

1162
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:52,420
One villager, Cora, finds the other soldiers holding another villager and Ares hostage

1163
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,900
preparing to gang rape the former.

1164
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:57,380
Yeah, that would move.

1165
00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:01,420
And kills them in help from Jimmy, who has defected from the soldiers.

1166
01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:05,940
Cora warns the villagers that Noble will massacre the village once he returns unless they mount

1167
01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:06,940
a defense.

1168
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:15,940
Cora and Gunnar depart for the port town of Providence to recruit warriors for the village's

1169
01:00:15,940 --> 01:00:19,420
defense, including Titus, a disgraced imperium general.

1170
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:23,620
During their journey, she reveals to Gunnar that she once served the imperium as a soldier,

1171
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:27,420
having been adopted and renamed to Arthelaeus by Balisarius.

1172
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:28,420
I'm sorry.

1173
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:31,580
I'm so bad with names like this.

1174
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:34,380
It doesn't matter.

1175
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:37,940
No one's gonna ever remember these names.

1176
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:40,220
In how long has Star Wars been out?

1177
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:47,540
In that many years, people aren't gonna be like, Balthazar, the, I don't know, the hair.

1178
01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:48,540
I don't know.

1179
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:49,540
I'm sorry.

1180
01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:50,540
It was a good joke.

1181
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,540
It's Balisarius.

1182
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:52,540
Hey.

1183
01:00:52,540 --> 01:01:00,840
So Balisarius, an imperium commander, after he killed her family and eradicated her home's

1184
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,300
planet population, she became bodyguard to Mother World Princess.

1185
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:09,140
Issa, who was expected to usher in an end to the imperium's conquests.

1186
01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:11,700
She was unable to protect Issa or is it Issa?

1187
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,700
Is it Issa or Issa?

1188
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:14,700
Issa.

1189
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,700
Issa.

1190
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,700
Damn it.

1191
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:17,700
I'm sorry.

1192
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:21,900
During her coronation when the royal family was assassinated and Balisarius subsequently

1193
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:26,460
declared himself regent before renewing its conquests.

1194
01:01:26,460 --> 01:01:30,100
Arriving at Providence, the pair meets smuggler and criminal Kai, who agrees to take them

1195
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,860
to recruit Titus.

1196
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,620
From the wake, it is Kai, right?

1197
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,620
Yep.

1198
01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:37,620
Okay.

1199
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:38,620
Sorry.

1200
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:41,900
I know they said the names in the movie, but I want to make sure that I'm still pronouncing

1201
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:42,900
it right.

1202
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:50,380
Kai takes them to two additional warriors, Tarok, a beast tamer, and Nemesis, a talented

1203
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:53,700
swordswoman enhanced by cybernetics.

1204
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:58,980
The group arrives at a gladiator on a remote moon, finding Titus in a drunken stupor.

1205
01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:02,660
Titus initially refuses, but agrees to join them after Korra suggests that he avenge his

1206
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:04,320
fallen soldiers.

1207
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:09,100
Using Gunnar's previous dealings with the blood axes, they then arrive at planet Sharon

1208
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,460
to meet them and their rebellion, intending to recruit them.

1209
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:22,220
Darion agrees to defend the village and brings with him a handful of rebels, including Milius,

1210
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:27,660
one rebel with him, while Devra considers a fight against Nobles dreadnought, the king's

1211
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:31,100
gaze hopeless and a waste of their resources.

1212
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:35,220
After they depart Sharon, Noble arrives and eradicates the population as punishment for

1213
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,820
assisting the rebels.

1214
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:45,180
Kai tells Korra that he has been moved by her quest to abandon his illicit life as a

1215
01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:50,660
smuggler and that he has one last shipment to drop off to leave that life behind him.

1216
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:55,100
He takes the group to a trading post at which Noble's ship has arrived and restrains them,

1217
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:59,020
save for Gunnar, betraying them to Noble and revealing he has always intended to do so

1218
01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,140
for the bounties on their heads.

1219
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:05,540
Noble identifies Korra, Tarok, Nemesis, and Titus for their history.

1220
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:10,780
Korra and Titus as deserters, Tarok as a criminal and former prince, and Nemesis as the killer

1221
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:17,660
of several imperial officers in revenge for her murdered children.

1222
01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:22,700
I don't know why, but when they were talking about that, Nemesis reminded me a lot of,

1223
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:45,140
oh my god, Suicide Squad, Enchantress, no, Swordswoman, oh shit, Katana, Katana, reminded

1224
01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:47,140
me so much of that.

1225
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:52,860
I was like, hey, it's Katana in another form.

1226
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:56,900
Afterwards the surviving warriors return to Velt together, oh wait, sorry, I totally skipped

1227
01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:59,980
over a part.

1228
01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:05,900
Kai demands that Gunnar paralyze Korra and Gunnar instead frees her and kills Kai.

1229
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:08,780
The other warriors are unshackled as well.

1230
01:04:08,780 --> 01:04:14,640
A battle ensues with Darion and Noble, the latter at the hands of Korra, among its casualties.

1231
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:18,940
Afterwards the surviving warriors return to Velt together, with Jimmy watching them from

1232
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:21,620
afar on their way to the village.

1233
01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:24,100
Noble's corpse is recovered by Motherworld Fortress.

1234
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:28,740
Dude, straight up when this happened, I'm just, it showed up, I'm just like, oh my god, what

1235
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,140
is he, Michael freaking Myers?

1236
01:04:30,140 --> 01:04:32,780
He just won't die.

1237
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:35,620
No shit, dude.

1238
01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,220
When he, I thought he was dead dead.

1239
01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:39,780
I was like, alright, cool.

1240
01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:45,380
Because he was up super high, like fell, and then they went and did that resurrection bullshit.

1241
01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:47,100
I'm like, dumb.

1242
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:51,620
Which freaking, dude, felt straight out of the Matrix.

1243
01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:53,620
Uh huh.

1244
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:57,500
Zack Snyder should be sued for that.

1245
01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,340
That's the only thing in this movie you think Zack Snyder should be sued for.

1246
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:07,220
You and I did not watch this movie.

1247
01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:10,900
Noble's corpses are covered by Motherworld forces and he is resurrected after having

1248
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:16,340
spoken on an astral plane with Balisarius, who demands that Noble end the insurgency

1249
01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:21,460
against him and bring Korra to him alive so he can execute her himself.

1250
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,260
End part one.

1251
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,260
If only, if only that were the end.

1252
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,780
If only we were like, thanks for coming everybody.

1253
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:30,780
See you next time.

1254
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:35,460
Okay, straight, when the credits start rolling, I'm just like, okay, you know what, because

1255
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:40,020
I didn't know DJ's thoughts and I think I already know them for how he's talked about

1256
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,020
this movie.

1257
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,540
But I'm just like, okay, you know what, I can understand why DJ wanted to watch this

1258
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:48,700
because he's a big Matrix guy, completely understandable.

1259
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,780
Now thinking about it more, I'm just like, yeah, he probably just thought it was just

1260
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:55,420
a straight rip off of the Matrix and that's what he did.

1261
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:58,020
They incorporated so much shit.

1262
01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:02,820
It was part, like they had the bits of the Matrix.

1263
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,360
They had a little bit of Star Wars.

1264
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,100
They had a little bit of Dune.

1265
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:09,540
They had a little bit of Avengers end game in there.

1266
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:13,740
They had a hint of that magnificent seven in there too.

1267
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:19,300
They just had little touches of like sprinkles of everything.

1268
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,980
I'm just like, listen, there's 80.

1269
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:29,580
There is a lot of people out there that I have heard make the observation that, you

1270
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:34,340
know, this was, and apparently this really was like back when Disney.

1271
01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:39,060
Bought a Star Wars for their $5 billion deal.

1272
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:44,220
Zach came, our old pal, Zack Snyder came and was like, I've got an idea for you guys about

1273
01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,420
your next Star Wars film.

1274
01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:49,060
And they were like, no.

1275
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:54,220
And in the state of Star Wars right now, the movies anyway, you've got to ask yourself,

1276
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:57,860
what's so bad that even they would say no?

1277
01:06:57,860 --> 01:07:02,820
And he is like, I will take 10 years and answer the question.

1278
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:08,300
Sorry, 11 years and answer the question of what could possibly be worse than what you

1279
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:11,100
have already seen.

1280
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:17,220
While at the same time, this whole movie was like, you should all be apologizing to JJ

1281
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:18,220
Abrams.

1282
01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:22,460
Every single one of you that said he did terrible things to that franchise.

1283
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:26,340
You need to go back and you need to grovel at his feet and say, I'm sorry for what I

1284
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:27,340
did.

1285
01:07:27,340 --> 01:07:29,740
I see now what it could have been.

1286
01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,580
And you did the best you could, sir.

1287
01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:33,580
I apologize.

1288
01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,740
You just became my favorite person ever.

1289
01:07:35,740 --> 01:07:41,740
You might be like the only person that defends what JJ Abrams did to Star Wars.

1290
01:07:41,740 --> 01:07:42,740
Okay.

1291
01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:47,720
No, what JJ Abrams was attempting to do seemed like it was okay.

1292
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,980
It's what Rian Johnson did that messed it all up.

1293
01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:51,980
Very true.

1294
01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:52,980
Like Force Awakens.

1295
01:07:52,980 --> 01:07:53,980
Great.

1296
01:07:53,980 --> 01:07:54,980
I don't care what anyone says.

1297
01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:55,980
Favorite Star Wars movie ever.

1298
01:07:55,980 --> 01:08:00,940
Yeah, then Rian Johnson F'd the whole thing up with The Last Jedi and then freaking JJ

1299
01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:07,420
Abrams had to try to wrap up everything in the third movie where Rian Johnson didn't

1300
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,980
take it anywhere.

1301
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:18,900
I don't understand the idea of directors working so hard against either the property or other

1302
01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:22,980
directors when it comes to big expansive things like that.

1303
01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:23,980
Because what was it?

1304
01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:24,980
Sam Ramey.

1305
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:30,540
I was thinking about that today about how much I hate the fact that he...

1306
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:31,540
I don't even know if it's a fact.

1307
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:37,140
It's just been said so many times that I assume it's true that the fact that he was like,

1308
01:08:37,140 --> 01:08:39,140
they're like, hey, we have this WandaVision show.

1309
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:44,220
You should probably reference it and look at what Wanda was like before your movie.

1310
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,940
And he was like, nah, I'm good.

1311
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:46,940
I already got some ideas.

1312
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:49,820
Let me go ahead and get this done for you real quick.

1313
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:52,660
I thought that was more so the writers from what I heard.

1314
01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:54,500
It wasn't really Sam Ramey.

1315
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,500
That's his boys, right?

1316
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,500
I mean, it was fair.

1317
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,220
You know what I mean?

1318
01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:02,980
But that Ryan Johnson being like, I don't like where you're going with this.

1319
01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:04,900
I'm going to do my own thing.

1320
01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,180
First of all, relax.

1321
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:07,620
You're not Miles Morales.

1322
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:13,660
Second of all, it's just not...

1323
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:14,660
Why?

1324
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:15,660
Why do this?

1325
01:09:15,660 --> 01:09:19,380
Like, this is why when it comes to trilogies, it should just be one director.

1326
01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:20,820
JJ even should have gotten the whole trilogy.

1327
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,820
I know we're getting into Star Wars.

1328
01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:24,820
Sorry.

1329
01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:32,180
But like, I know I bring it up so often, but Halloween, the new Halloween trilogy, say

1330
01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:34,140
what you will about it.

1331
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:37,420
But at least David Gordon Green was the sole director of all three.

1332
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:40,100
And he got what...

1333
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,420
The tone of all three felt the same.

1334
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:46,500
And the way that it was completely told made sense.

1335
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,540
The whole message that he wanted to get across did.

1336
01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:56,100
So, like I said, say what you wanted to about the Blumhouse trilogy of Halloween.

1337
01:09:56,100 --> 01:09:58,220
But at least it was the same damn director.

1338
01:09:58,220 --> 01:10:01,460
So the original trilogy, was that three directors or two?

1339
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:04,460
Because I know it was a different director for the second movie.

1340
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,460
So it was actually...

1341
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:08,180
It was a different director for all three.

1342
01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:11,020
Because John Carpenter only did the first Halloween.

1343
01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:15,380
Then I forget who directed Halloween 2.

1344
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:22,060
But what sucks is Halloween 2, one of the best sequels of the franchise, he did a great

1345
01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,060
job with.

1346
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:26,860
But then he came back for Halloween Resurrection, one of the worst sequels in the franchise.

1347
01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:33,980
It's like, how do you go from night to day or from day to night with how good your sequels

1348
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,320
are?

1349
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:40,940
But then Halloween 3 was a completely different director just because Halloween 3 was...

1350
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:41,940
It didn't have Michael Myers.

1351
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:46,340
It was a Halloween anthology film.

1352
01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:48,100
What about the Star Wars one?

1353
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:49,100
Was that...

1354
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:53,900
Because I know the first two had different directors, but I don't know if the third one

1355
01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:54,900
did.

1356
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:58,140
I think that was all George Lucas.

1357
01:10:58,140 --> 01:11:00,140
We're talking the original trilogy, right?

1358
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:02,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1359
01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:10,060
I'm almost 100% sure that episode five was a different director.

1360
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,060
I always thought it was all George Lucas.

1361
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:18,940
All right, so A New Hope was directed by George Lucas.

1362
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:25,100
Empire Strikes Back was directed by Irvin Kirschner.

1363
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:27,300
A story by George Lucas.

1364
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:34,100
And then Return of the Jedi was directed by Richard Marquand.

1365
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:36,980
So that right there is what I'm saying.

1366
01:11:36,980 --> 01:11:42,100
Probably either those directors very much understood what George Lucas was trying to

1367
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:46,100
get across and did a pretty good job of it.

1368
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:52,060
To me, that's part of the reason why I hate this new trilogy of Star Wars is because we

1369
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:53,900
are straight up talking about Star Wars.

1370
01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:54,900
I am so sorry.

1371
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,060
But it's because of things like...

1372
01:11:57,060 --> 01:12:00,660
Rian Johnson just being like, eh, I don't like it.

1373
01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:01,660
I'm going to do...

1374
01:12:01,660 --> 01:12:03,660
Again, I'm going to do my own thing.

1375
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,980
Don't do this.

1376
01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:05,980
There's...

1377
01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:06,980
Whatever.

1378
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:08,660
Rebel Moon, everybody.

1379
01:12:08,660 --> 01:12:12,260
The C-3PO was the most interesting thing and they barely used them.

1380
01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:13,260
Go on.

1381
01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:17,780
No, I'm going to agree with Gigi on that because the final shot where...

1382
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:24,260
He had the antlers on and he's just a wilderness person.

1383
01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:25,980
I'm just like, that should have been the end shot.

1384
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:26,980
Just roll credits.

1385
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,220
But no, they had to do the freaking Matrix ripoff.

1386
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:32,000
Dude, I should shit you not.

1387
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,860
When I saw that, I leaned over to my wife and I was just like, he's been through some

1388
01:12:35,860 --> 01:12:38,820
shit and I wish we would have gotten to see it.

1389
01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:44,500
Listen, this whole movie, the whole movie, when it got to that point, what I said to

1390
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,980
Beth was, why didn't we see his movie?

1391
01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:49,460
I don't need the movie that I got.

1392
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:50,820
I need that guy's movie.

1393
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:53,140
I think we got that with Chappie.

1394
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:59,740
I think that's what we got.

1395
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:01,220
I just like...

1396
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:03,420
It's part of the apologies too that go to J.J.

1397
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:06,780
Abrams as people used to give him so much crap about the lens flare.

1398
01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:10,900
Let me tell you about a man that does not know how to use slow motion.

1399
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:12,860
Zack Snyder.

1400
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:15,340
And he slow motions the dumbest parts.

1401
01:13:15,340 --> 01:13:17,900
They're reaching for a cup of coffee.

1402
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:18,900
Got it.

1403
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:21,900
Drink it real fast.

1404
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:27,940
The only time that I can justify Zack Snyder using slow motion is in his cut of Justice

1405
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:31,540
League when the flash breaks the speed force.

1406
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:35,140
That is the only time that I can justify it because it's such a freaking great scene.

1407
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:36,820
But it's a good long scene.

1408
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:37,820
You know what I mean?

1409
01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:41,980
It wasn't just like a small part in a battle where someone isn't even jumping.

1410
01:13:41,980 --> 01:13:45,740
They're just like slightly going over a piece of rubble.

1411
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:48,340
And they're like, all right, I'm going to keep shooting now.

1412
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:54,700
There was so much pointless slow motion, I felt like, to this movie that I immediately

1413
01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:55,700
thought of J.J.

1414
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:56,700
Abrams lens flare.

1415
01:13:56,700 --> 01:14:02,780
And I'm like, again, we we need to all write this man an apology, a handwritten apology.

1416
01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:05,340
We're so sorry for what we've done.

1417
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:10,820
I was on his side all the time, so I don't think I have an apology.

1418
01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:17,100
Man, dude, I had some different like, OK, I definitely do feel like the slow motion

1419
01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:18,460
was overused.

1420
01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:22,740
But there were a couple of shots where I do feel like it was freaking bitching.

1421
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,260
Go ahead and name those shots, please.

1422
01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:25,260
All right.

1423
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:28,260
The most fun was when

1424
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:32,340
was his face, the.

1425
01:14:32,340 --> 01:14:38,340
One dude was jumping on the hippogriff looking thing like slow motion shot like that was

1426
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:40,100
dope.

1427
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:41,580
I will give you that.

1428
01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:42,700
That was cool.

1429
01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:43,700
This

1430
01:14:43,700 --> 01:14:48,500
why it was not, first of all, knock off Jason Momoa.

1431
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,500
Shout out Jason Momoa.

1432
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,980
They should have got you for this movie.

1433
01:14:50,980 --> 01:14:54,580
Do they put like way too much baby oil on his abs?

1434
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:58,940
Like they really had to showcase that he was ripped like they were like, hey, we're wondering

1435
01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:04,020
this this blacksmith of the the sand dunes is ripped.

1436
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:06,340
He just he just hits things.

1437
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:13,560
By the way, he was honor bound to not leave, but he still needed a very just not very much

1438
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:17,460
of a chain chain on his leg.

1439
01:15:17,460 --> 01:15:22,100
Just to be like I to remind him that he's still a slave to this dude, I guess.

1440
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,220
I don't know.

1441
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,220
It was odd.

1442
01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:32,220
But yeah, starting off a story for like first and foremost, what was it in the gun?

1443
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:35,220
We are jumping the gun.

1444
01:15:35,220 --> 01:15:39,220
Oh, there was a good mixture of everything.

1445
01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:43,460
This was just a more in depth story for what could have been Gamora.

1446
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:48,300
Do that as the perfect way to sum it up.

1447
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:51,420
Perfection, Caleb.

1448
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:55,700
Like the bat, like it was such a I listen.

1449
01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:00,100
We talked about it before we started recording the first shot of space penis flying through

1450
01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:04,340
space vagina was odd.

1451
01:16:04,340 --> 01:16:09,420
And then they're like, just in case you were wondering, they're like, here is someone doing

1452
01:16:09,420 --> 01:16:13,300
farming and you can see a giant we're going to assume it's a planet, but you're going

1453
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:15,000
to think it's a moon.

1454
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,140
It's a rebel moon in the background.

1455
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,460
I hated that.

1456
01:16:18,460 --> 01:16:23,340
I was like, why is it so why is there so why does it take up the whole screen?

1457
01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:26,340
Like we get it there in space.

1458
01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:36,500
Dude, so the CGI was a bit lazy, but that is definitely that's definitely an effects

1459
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,700
situation that's going to come up.

1460
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:39,700
Oh, shit.

1461
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,540
They spent it all on Chappie.

1462
01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:48,020
They spent the whole budget on Chappie and then just got the riffraff to do the rest.

1463
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:49,020
Okay.

1464
01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:53,300
They spent it on that and then the frickin guy that grabs.

1465
01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:56,380
Oh, God, what's his name?

1466
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:57,420
Exactly.

1467
01:16:57,420 --> 01:17:00,180
This is why when you were saying the names, I was saying it doesn't matter.

1468
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:06,420
So I feel that they spent it on Chappie and then they also spent it on the guy that grabs.

1469
01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:09,060
Oh, my God.

1470
01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:17,340
What gunners junk and in the pub or whatever the hell they were.

1471
01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:24,260
It's yeah, that that scene like the way I don't think he said it like this, but like

1472
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:28,060
when he grabs his junk, he's like, there's more that came or some shit like that.

1473
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,060
I'm like, oh, fuck.

1474
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:33,700
This movie got uncomfy.

1475
01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:39,980
Again, they're like you didn't know if the girl was like, is this her lover?

1476
01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:40,980
Is this her dad?

1477
01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:41,980
Is this her protector?

1478
01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:42,980
Who is this?

1479
01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:46,220
No, it's just a really gritty farmer.

1480
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:52,420
And it's just when I found you on the space traveling device, we're in space in case you

1481
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:53,420
forgot.

1482
01:17:53,420 --> 01:17:58,060
I decided to hold back this super cool gun.

1483
01:17:58,060 --> 01:17:59,060
Here's this gun now.

1484
01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:01,820
I don't know how long you've been here, but now it's gun time.

1485
01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:04,260
Please do all the shooting.

1486
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:07,900
Dude, whatever.

1487
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,900
What's his name?

1488
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,780
The Charlie Hunnam's character is that guy?

1489
01:18:10,780 --> 01:18:11,780
Yeah, that's guy.

1490
01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:18,340
Dude, I saw his frickin turn from a million miles away.

1491
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,340
I did too.

1492
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,940
And usually I'm really bad at calling you are.

1493
01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:22,700
You are horrible with that shit.

1494
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,700
But I did too.

1495
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,820
This is the first I'm going to I deserve an award for that because this is the first time

1496
01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:27,820
in a while.

1497
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:34,060
That's very like he's established immediately as a bounty hunter.

1498
01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:37,360
And then he just suddenly turns like, oh, it's not about the money.

1499
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:42,980
And I'm like, immediately like, yeah, what?

1500
01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:46,300
Like you're a bounty hunter, sir.

1501
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:47,300
What do you mean?

1502
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:48,300
It's not about the money.

1503
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,940
That is your entire life.

1504
01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:52,420
And then they just kind of like took him at his word.

1505
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:57,780
I'm just like, well, I mean, it's Charlie Hunnam.

1506
01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:59,220
Charlie Hunnam makes you a promise.

1507
01:18:59,220 --> 01:19:00,220
You believe him.

1508
01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:05,340
You like I'm sitting there and just like there's nothing like he's there's nothing in this

1509
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,380
for him.

1510
01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:07,380
There's no money.

1511
01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:09,980
Like he knows that there's no money coming his way.

1512
01:19:09,980 --> 01:19:16,460
There's like he has so little to like motivation to be doing any of this.

1513
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:21,000
And I'm like, I feel for someone who claims to be like the top warrior, she got betrayed

1514
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,540
super freaking easy.

1515
01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:23,540
But that's the thing.

1516
01:19:23,540 --> 01:19:30,160
Like this movie was so weird because it was like I don't know if this is writing or character

1517
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:36,740
development actually, but there was no one in this movie that you were like, man, I like

1518
01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:38,940
this person the whole way through.

1519
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,940
Like this person is great.

1520
01:19:40,940 --> 01:19:42,740
They're perfectly quirky.

1521
01:19:42,740 --> 01:19:44,620
And I want to know more about this person.

1522
01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:49,780
Like you're just you kind of get all the information you need about her eventually.

1523
01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:53,980
You the guy that you think you're going to like that's going to be the Han Solo without

1524
01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:55,080
a Chewbacca.

1525
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,120
That's the real reason you shouldn't have trusted him.

1526
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,120
No Chewbacca.

1527
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:04,860
And then all of a sudden he's like, you know, whoops, I was a bad guy the whole time.

1528
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:15,220
The I just it was such I'm I don't know the whole Rick and Morty scene of like, we're

1529
01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:18,580
just going to fly to a bunch of different planets and everyone's going to finger guns

1530
01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:20,180
and you son of a bitch, I'm in.

1531
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:23,180
Let's save this universe.

1532
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:30,660
It's just I don't know, man, this is such a what was the story?

1533
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,660
That's what I want to ask you guys.

1534
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,800
We're talking about a story.

1535
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,740
What was the story?

1536
01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:37,740
I don't know.

1537
01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:41,700
We're also only get like is there this like a supposed to be like a three parter or is

1538
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,780
this only to two as far as I know?

1539
01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:45,780
Yeah, I think it's just two.

1540
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:51,540
OK, this just kind of felt like it did honestly feel like half of a movie.

1541
01:20:51,540 --> 01:20:59,700
Yeah, but the worst half that was two hours and 15 minutes for how much they drive home

1542
01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:01,340
about, you know, like getting a crew together.

1543
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:05,460
I was just I get I got and you know, I loved this movie.

1544
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:06,740
I feel it gets way too much.

1545
01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:12,180
Hey, with Star Wars fans, the solo Star Wars story, how many times people play the scene

1546
01:21:12,180 --> 01:21:16,620
with Woody Harrelson's character got a job putting together a crew?

1547
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:20,300
That's how I felt the whole damn movie.

1548
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:21,860
They drove it home way too much.

1549
01:21:21,860 --> 01:21:25,260
Dude, a lot of these characters didn't even need that much convincing.

1550
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:26,260
That's what I'm saying.

1551
01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:31,020
I understood the first guy because he's like, yeah, like I understood the first guy because

1552
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:38,580
it's like, yeah, it's either join them or being like a shackled blacksmith on Tatooine.

1553
01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:42,060
But so like I understood him.

1554
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:45,820
But like Katana, a little bit.

1555
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:46,940
He's listen.

1556
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:47,940
What did he do?

1557
01:21:47,940 --> 01:21:51,060
Like that that Griffin thing still died.

1558
01:21:51,060 --> 01:21:52,900
He just tamed it.

1559
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:57,700
It killed the guy that was made him a slave or was the slaver.

1560
01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:58,700
And then what?

1561
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:01,700
All of his minions are there just going to be like, well, I hope he doesn't eat me.

1562
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:05,420
And he just winks at this thing, gives it the finger gun and just gets in the ship and

1563
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:06,420
leaves.

1564
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:07,420
Guess what?

1565
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:11,100
Those guys that were left, they killed that thing right after the ship flew away.

1566
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:12,300
So congratulations.

1567
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,940
You tamed it and it's dead now.

1568
01:22:13,940 --> 01:22:17,180
Yeah, I don't know about that.

1569
01:22:17,180 --> 01:22:19,260
That's what I hope it didn't die.

1570
01:22:19,260 --> 01:22:20,920
That's absolutely what happened.

1571
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,900
You will not say that thing will not make an appearance in part two.

1572
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:26,900
You mark my words.

1573
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:31,020
Yeah, man.

1574
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:33,380
Like this is a tough sell of a movie, dude.

1575
01:22:33,380 --> 01:22:39,620
Like I went into it coming out and I'm like, this is better than Dune.

1576
01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:44,700
Dude, I want to go back and watch Dune because I have a I'm going to be like, I don't think

1577
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:45,700
I gave it a fair chance.

1578
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:48,300
I know, but yeah, I'm going to be like that Thanos meme.

1579
01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:49,300
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

1580
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:53,780
That was going to be the question I asked you guys at the end because I didn't want

1581
01:22:53,780 --> 01:22:58,060
to watch Dune because it looked like what this movie turned out to be just from the

1582
01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,060
trailers.

1583
01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:01,900
And I was going to ask, like, should I watch Dune?

1584
01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:03,620
Is this better or worse than Dune?

1585
01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:08,540
If the fact that Dune has Chalamet and Sandia, I'd probably go for Dune.

1586
01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:11,220
That's I don't know about that, dude.

1587
01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:13,380
I don't I would personally go with this one.

1588
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:16,940
I think this one was a bit easier to follow than Dune.

1589
01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:21,820
OK, so Dune throws two different two different answers.

1590
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:26,780
Dune throws a little too too much politics into the mix.

1591
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:36,180
And so it becomes like really like story heavy and like story that's like not fun to follow.

1592
01:23:36,180 --> 01:23:38,460
This one, I feel it's a little bit easier to follow.

1593
01:23:38,460 --> 01:23:42,700
I mean, this is basically frickin a space western.

1594
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,900
So follow.

1595
01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:47,140
But it's like it's so long.

1596
01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:53,540
Like this movie, I feel I'm like, is it are we still doing this?

1597
01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:56,660
Like somehow they agree to be part of our team instantly.

1598
01:23:56,660 --> 01:24:00,500
But it takes 15 hours for it to happen.

1599
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,880
And then they do it and then they get there.

1600
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:07,500
And then there's another 15 hour fight that's not even really a fight.

1601
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,620
And it's like, what can?

1602
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:13,900
And then you see Antlers at the end and you're like, dude, where were you this whole time?

1603
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:16,780
Why didn't you bring me with you?

1604
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:18,060
Do you know where I was?

1605
01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:19,060
I was looking.

1606
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:20,860
Let me tell you the story of what I just saw.

1607
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:23,580
And I don't even know how to tell the story.

1608
01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:27,020
Dude, he oh, man.

1609
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:29,500
Yeah, it was.

1610
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:33,580
It was tough to like to follow, like really bad.

1611
01:24:33,580 --> 01:24:36,180
I'll fully check my phone multiple times.

1612
01:24:36,180 --> 01:24:37,260
I did, too.

1613
01:24:37,260 --> 01:24:38,660
I made a point.

1614
01:24:38,660 --> 01:24:39,660
I made a point.

1615
01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:43,820
I saw Beth watch this movie at the same time in the same room.

1616
01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:46,540
And Beth was just on her phone instantly.

1617
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:48,140
And I'm like, no, locked in.

1618
01:24:48,140 --> 01:24:50,900
I'm going to watch this movie because I'm not going to lie.

1619
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:55,220
I have been I'm I'm kind of over Star Wars movies.

1620
01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:58,920
Like I like the shows, but like I'm ready for the next thing.

1621
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,460
Even if it's Star Wars, ask, I'm ready for it.

1622
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:07,220
And I went into this movie going as open minded as I could because I had heard things about

1623
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:08,220
it.

1624
01:25:08,220 --> 01:25:09,620
But I was like, no, these are just haters.

1625
01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:15,700
Like, this is not going to be what it what everyone is seemingly saying that it is like

1626
01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:16,700
they're just haters.

1627
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,920
That's all it is.

1628
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:24,940
And I like I felt like I was like grabbing a rose or something the whole time, just not

1629
01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:28,500
a rose, not a Jonathan Rose, a rose rose.

1630
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:35,300
Like like the whole movie felt like trying to squeeze a rose stem as hard as you could

1631
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:41,500
for two hours and 15 minutes and pretend like those thorns were not pain.

1632
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,460
It's like, no, I enjoy this.

1633
01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:45,460
No, I enjoy this.

1634
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:47,420
No, I enjoy this.

1635
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:54,020
And it was just there was nothing like all we got was some guys showed up.

1636
01:25:54,020 --> 01:25:55,100
What are they going to do?

1637
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,100
They're going to take everything.

1638
01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:58,380
What do you want, sir?

1639
01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,380
Everything.

1640
01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:02,600
OK, now we got to go assemble a team.

1641
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,980
We assembled the team.

1642
01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:05,540
Now we got to go fight the guy.

1643
01:26:05,540 --> 01:26:07,220
We fought the guy.

1644
01:26:07,220 --> 01:26:08,520
Why did we do it?

1645
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:09,660
Not quite sure.

1646
01:26:09,660 --> 01:26:11,420
I was adopted by the king.

1647
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:13,220
The king died and now we're fighting.

1648
01:26:13,220 --> 01:26:14,220
I don't know.

1649
01:26:14,220 --> 01:26:16,380
They really I really mean it.

1650
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:18,720
What is the story of this movie?

1651
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,300
What is the story of this movie?

1652
01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:27,820
Yeah, dude, it was a lot.

1653
01:26:27,820 --> 01:26:34,020
I got to like point this out her like nickname, the scar giver.

1654
01:26:34,020 --> 01:26:37,020
I'm like, that is so lame.

1655
01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:39,140
That just sounds like you have commitment issues.

1656
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:43,260
Well, that's the thing.

1657
01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:45,820
Like this movie, it had cool aspects of it.

1658
01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:52,300
Like it had it had good ideas all throughout it, but it just didn't follow through on any

1659
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,300
of it.

1660
01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:57,460
It somehow told you nothing and gave away everything all at the same time.

1661
01:26:57,460 --> 01:27:02,220
I felt like, yeah, so true.

1662
01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:03,220
This one's tough.

1663
01:27:03,220 --> 01:27:06,220
I I'm.

1664
01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:10,140
Maybe 72 lol.

1665
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:12,580
I thought Caleb was going to be higher than that.

1666
01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:20,300
I I. Right out of the gate, like after I'd watched it, I was like, this wasn't bad.

1667
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:22,420
Like I think I liked it more.

1668
01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:24,740
Definitely liked it more than Dune.

1669
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,020
But yeah, just stewing on it.

1670
01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:31,060
I'm like, this wasn't very well put together at all.

1671
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:32,420
Like it was very bland.

1672
01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:36,340
It feels like it's super derivative of a bunch of different shit.

1673
01:27:36,340 --> 01:27:40,380
Like you said, frickin Matrix and all of these other things that we've brought up.

1674
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:42,420
It's it's.

1675
01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:46,620
It feels like a frickin Frankenstein of sci fi.

1676
01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:47,620
But that's the thing.

1677
01:27:47,620 --> 01:27:51,700
Like the best movies I feel like can do that.

1678
01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:56,660
Like what I was thinking about, too, about this movie today is like I wish Quentin Tarantino

1679
01:27:56,660 --> 01:28:02,980
would do a space opera movie like maybe maybe a little light on the conversation.

1680
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:10,540
But like this is like there are ways to pay homage to things and not just beat you over

1681
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:11,900
the head with it.

1682
01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:15,460
And this was this wasn't paying homage to anything.

1683
01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:18,140
It was just like this is what it is.

1684
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:19,540
It's in space.

1685
01:28:19,540 --> 01:28:21,180
It does things like space.

1686
01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:22,820
Things do that, you know.

1687
01:28:22,820 --> 01:28:25,860
Ah, and that was.

1688
01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:27,180
But that's Zack Snyder.

1689
01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:31,260
Like that dude I forgot I could not remember the name, but it's Sucker Punch.

1690
01:28:31,260 --> 01:28:34,700
Like Sucker Punch is like one of those movies that he made as well.

1691
01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:36,540
That's just like.

1692
01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:38,420
It's not that it's a bad movie.

1693
01:28:38,420 --> 01:28:42,200
It's just that it's one of those movies that you're like, why did I watch this?

1694
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,940
Why did you make this?

1695
01:28:43,940 --> 01:28:48,900
Like what am I supposed to get from this movie other than like a girl?

1696
01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:49,900
Holy shit.

1697
01:28:49,900 --> 01:28:53,540
It's raped almost to death and then gets lobotomized at the end.

1698
01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:55,740
OK, cool story, Zack.

1699
01:28:55,740 --> 01:29:00,300
And then you're like, hey, just in case you wondered who this was, let's throw a little

1700
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:03,780
bit of gang rape at the beginning just to make sure that you know who the good guys

1701
01:29:03,780 --> 01:29:05,100
and the bad guys are.

1702
01:29:05,100 --> 01:29:10,460
In case you were wondering, let's draw a very clear definitive line right through so you

1703
01:29:10,460 --> 01:29:13,300
know bad side, good side.

1704
01:29:13,300 --> 01:29:16,940
Like OK, man, cool, cool space thing.

1705
01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:18,500
Love it.

1706
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:22,700
Dude, I have a funny story about Sucker Punch.

1707
01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:23,700
You don't.

1708
01:29:23,700 --> 01:29:27,140
No, I feel like I do.

1709
01:29:27,140 --> 01:29:36,740
So I I watched Sucker Punch, please, one day just just randomly like and I watched it and

1710
01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:39,740
I knew that like.

1711
01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:44,660
It was like I was at an age where I wasn't quite.

1712
01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:47,260
Well versed in in cinema.

1713
01:29:47,260 --> 01:29:48,260
Mm hmm.

1714
01:29:48,260 --> 01:29:53,660
But and so what I came out of it being confused as hell about what the what I just watched

1715
01:29:53,660 --> 01:29:55,860
being less versed in cinema.

1716
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:56,860
Yeah, it's.

1717
01:29:56,860 --> 01:30:03,900
Yeah, so I came out like being super confused, but I held the movie in.

1718
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:12,420
I got a higher regard than I should have because I was like, well, I probably just didn't understand

1719
01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:14,220
the complexities of the story.

1720
01:30:14,220 --> 01:30:15,500
I rewatched it as an adult.

1721
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:18,220
I'm like, what in the ever loving shit was that?

1722
01:30:18,220 --> 01:30:23,500
It's just a girl who goes to a place while she's getting raped by people.

1723
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,580
That's what the movie is.

1724
01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:30,340
Yeah, that's what she said.

1725
01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:31,340
Not again.

1726
01:30:31,340 --> 01:30:34,980
World War Two fighter plane.

1727
01:30:34,980 --> 01:30:39,900
Yeah, I don't know, man.

1728
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:41,900
Like Zack Snyder is a weird dude.

1729
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:47,860
I saw I saw the best and only comment that anyone needs to hear about this movie, which

1730
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:58,980
is if you didn't like it, you're you'll probably like the four hour director's cut better.

1731
01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:00,840
Like this, you know what this movie is for?

1732
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:07,860
This is for people who loved the Justice League and really loved the Snyder cut.

1733
01:31:07,860 --> 01:31:11,060
Like if you love the Snyder cut, you probably love this.

1734
01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:12,060
See, that's the thing.

1735
01:31:12,060 --> 01:31:15,960
Like, OK, I wouldn't say I love the Snyder cut, but like it is the definitive version

1736
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:17,980
of Justice League and I've really enjoyed it.

1737
01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:23,260
But do you really did not enjoy this movie?

1738
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:27,940
I guess I just only I only like Zack Snyder when it comes to superheroes, apparently.

1739
01:31:27,940 --> 01:31:29,940
Yeah, rude.

1740
01:31:29,940 --> 01:31:34,940
Yeah, that is rude.

1741
01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:39,580
I love you, Ben.

1742
01:31:39,580 --> 01:31:46,460
That's how you really feel.

1743
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:54,500
Yeah, so I'm out of 72.

1744
01:31:54,500 --> 01:32:00,100
If you want me to go next, I'm going to really set a precedent today because of funny reasons

1745
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:01,100
and real reasons.

1746
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:07,380
I'm going to start it off at 69.

1747
01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:12,980
I'm going to notice a pattern emerge as the show goes on.

1748
01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:15,620
I'm going to actually be lower than DJ.

1749
01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:18,620
I'm going to be a 68.

1750
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:23,620
Oh, yeah, my forte couldn't agree more.

1751
01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:28,660
Shit, dude, I might be the one that like brings this movie up.

1752
01:32:28,660 --> 01:32:33,380
Yeah, Caleb, I think you are going to be that person because I know like it seems like you

1753
01:32:33,380 --> 01:32:40,300
too like really dislike this movie and I was I was like it is I but we were salt burn bros.

1754
01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:45,900
OK, and I was like, let's let's cleanse the palate and do something good.

1755
01:32:45,900 --> 01:32:52,220
Like I legitimately recommended us do this movie because I was like we watched that horrid

1756
01:32:52,220 --> 01:33:00,500
thing called Saltburn and we need to do something fun and let's do the movie that I have very

1757
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:01,780
high hopes for.

1758
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:09,540
And then I watched this movie and was like, cool, Saltburn in space.

1759
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:10,900
I was halfway through this movie.

1760
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:13,100
I'm just like, this really is not that good.

1761
01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:14,100
Like am I wrong?

1762
01:33:14,100 --> 01:33:15,100
You're not.

1763
01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:18,900
I looked at I looked at Rod and I mean, you know, definitely don't always don't really

1764
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:19,900
don't trust Rotten Tomatoes.

1765
01:33:19,900 --> 01:33:23,620
But I was looking like the the critic score and the audience score.

1766
01:33:23,620 --> 01:33:27,020
I'm like, OK, no, I'm not alone with this audience score.

1767
01:33:27,020 --> 01:33:29,900
I think is a 58 critics is a 22.

1768
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:30,900
All right.

1769
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:31,900
So I'm like, relax critics.

1770
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,620
It's not that bad, but it's pretty bad.

1771
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:35,620
Yeah, I agree.

1772
01:33:35,620 --> 01:33:38,020
All right.

1773
01:33:38,020 --> 01:33:41,540
Next up, we got writing fart noises, fart noises.

1774
01:33:41,540 --> 01:33:44,780
This is all I'll be saying until we get to the next thing.

1775
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:46,900
Fart noises, fart noises.

1776
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,900
Yeah, the everything line.

1777
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:50,900
What do they want?

1778
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:51,900
Everything.

1779
01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:52,900
What do you guys want?

1780
01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:53,900
You want everything?

1781
01:33:53,900 --> 01:34:00,860
OK, I guess have everything then do the nothing pissed me off more than the frickin village

1782
01:34:00,860 --> 01:34:06,100
managers when they were talking like, hey, if we do a really good job for these people,

1783
01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:07,100
maybe they'll let us live.

1784
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:08,100
I'm like, what?

1785
01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:16,220
Like these are these are farm working hardened people and they're like, what if we give them

1786
01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:18,900
everything like they asked for?

1787
01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:21,980
Like, huh?

1788
01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:22,980
Why?

1789
01:34:22,980 --> 01:34:23,980
Why?

1790
01:34:23,980 --> 01:34:24,980
Because we're scared.

1791
01:34:24,980 --> 01:34:26,340
No, you're not.

1792
01:34:26,340 --> 01:34:27,340
You're dumb.

1793
01:34:27,340 --> 01:34:33,180
You just fight like those strike me as people that would have fought like theoretically.

1794
01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:37,500
The reason they were so dumb is because they should have been the ones that they were like,

1795
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:38,900
hey, you son of a bitch, I'm in.

1796
01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:41,500
She shouldn't have had to go across the galaxy to fight.

1797
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:43,620
These dummies should have been willing to do it.

1798
01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:47,140
But instead, they're like, what if we turned around and dropped our pants?

1799
01:34:47,140 --> 01:34:51,540
Is that a thing?

1800
01:34:51,540 --> 01:34:54,500
You are not wrong.

1801
01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:55,500
No.

1802
01:34:55,500 --> 01:35:00,780
I mean, they they freaking like turned over so quick.

1803
01:35:00,780 --> 01:35:01,860
It wasn't even funny.

1804
01:35:01,860 --> 01:35:05,300
I'm just like, gosh, you guys are freaking idiots.

1805
01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:09,300
And not and literally no one opposed it except for her.

1806
01:35:09,300 --> 01:35:11,500
But everyone's like, yeah, yeah, this sounds like a great plan.

1807
01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:13,180
We got this, guys.

1808
01:35:13,180 --> 01:35:17,260
They they will just love what we did so much that they will make sure that we live.

1809
01:35:17,260 --> 01:35:23,560
Well, in fairness, the one guy that did oppose it, he got shot in the forehead.

1810
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:27,900
So their their former leader, bro, to there.

1811
01:35:27,900 --> 01:35:31,260
Do you know what this movie is?

1812
01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:34,020
Don't say something I'm going to hate this.

1813
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:37,220
It is.

1814
01:35:37,220 --> 01:35:40,700
Live action space bugs life.

1815
01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:41,700
Ha.

1816
01:35:41,700 --> 01:35:45,380
Caleb just cracks the code.

1817
01:35:45,380 --> 01:35:47,340
Jesus Christ.

1818
01:35:47,340 --> 01:35:48,640
Why did you do that?

1819
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:51,900
We should have done bugs like the live action version of bugs.

1820
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:54,220
We never knew we wanted it.

1821
01:35:54,220 --> 01:35:55,820
We didn't want you, man.

1822
01:35:55,820 --> 01:35:58,820
Yeah, we didn't want.

1823
01:35:58,820 --> 01:35:59,820
Yeah.

1824
01:35:59,820 --> 01:36:01,660
Oh, no.

1825
01:36:01,660 --> 01:36:05,460
These people that are lighter.

1826
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:11,340
It's people that harvest food and store up a bunch of food.

1827
01:36:11,340 --> 01:36:16,260
I delivered to a freaking dictator like.

1828
01:36:16,260 --> 01:36:18,540
Can I tell you, though?

1829
01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:22,540
Can I tell you in the vein of your theory, which is now correct, that is canon.

1830
01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:25,580
This is bugs life like live action.

1831
01:36:25,580 --> 01:36:30,300
I was going to say one of the people who I enjoyed the writing for because it was bad

1832
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:36,940
in such a good way was their their crazy general man who was wearing a suit by the end with

1833
01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:37,940
no coat.

1834
01:36:37,940 --> 01:36:40,380
I don't remember his name.

1835
01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:41,620
He was who is he?

1836
01:36:41,620 --> 01:36:43,420
He's the not an admiral.

1837
01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:44,780
What was he?

1838
01:36:44,780 --> 01:36:48,940
He was the one that was pilot or manning the the king's gaze.

1839
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:49,940
He showed up.

1840
01:36:49,940 --> 01:36:52,220
Oh, oh, shit.

1841
01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:54,900
He was the one that showed up there and Ajax.

1842
01:36:54,900 --> 01:36:56,900
And is that was that his name?

1843
01:36:56,900 --> 01:37:02,780
No, that's his character's name from Deadpool.

1844
01:37:02,780 --> 01:37:04,200
Or Francis.

1845
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:08,620
Like I actually at first I thought it was too much, but I actually liked him.

1846
01:37:08,620 --> 01:37:13,420
Like I felt like he he might have been the only person who knew how bad of a movie this

1847
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:18,300
was and was like, I'm just going to go crazy and no one's going to stop me because what

1848
01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:19,300
are you going to do?

1849
01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:20,300
What are you going to do?

1850
01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:21,300
Kick me off this movie?

1851
01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:22,300
Oh, no.

1852
01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:32,420
Yeah, I'm going to agree with DJ.

1853
01:37:32,420 --> 01:37:36,020
He was he was honestly my favorite person in this whole thing.

1854
01:37:36,020 --> 01:37:37,020
Who?

1855
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:38,020
Oh, my God.

1856
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:41,580
Who played Alfred in Batman v Superman?

1857
01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:42,580
Oh, God.

1858
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:43,580
He does.

1859
01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:44,580
Jeremy.

1860
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:45,580
Yeah, Jeremy.

1861
01:37:45,580 --> 01:37:52,700
So every buddy of mine has said because you saying that just reminds me, he tells me Jeremy

1862
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:56,820
Irons is like the only good part of like the original Dungeons and Dragons movie, just

1863
01:37:56,820 --> 01:38:01,500
because you can tell that he knew it was going to be bad, but he just had so much fun with

1864
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:02,500
it.

1865
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:03,500
And that's it.

1866
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:09,060
He's like when you can go full crazy like that, it just helps.

1867
01:38:09,060 --> 01:38:10,060
It's good.

1868
01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:11,780
And this guy, whatever his name.

1869
01:38:11,780 --> 01:38:12,780
What is his name?

1870
01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:15,180
I need to give this man full credit.

1871
01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:16,180
I'm sorry.

1872
01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:18,060
I'm looking at IMDB because I am.

1873
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:21,220
Well, we'll have his name up here in a minute with Act.

1874
01:38:21,220 --> 01:38:22,580
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1875
01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:24,700
OK, yeah, good.

1876
01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:29,700
But oh, man, this was this was a rough one.

1877
01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:35,340
Well, OK, we go back to Charlie Hunnam's character doing doing the old double cross.

1878
01:38:35,340 --> 01:38:41,740
Like, listen, I didn't see it coming from a mile away because I was like I think I had

1879
01:38:41,740 --> 01:38:43,020
already checked out of this movie.

1880
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:46,460
You know how like when your eyes are open but you're kind of asleep?

1881
01:38:46,460 --> 01:38:51,220
I think that's how I was watching that movie at some point.

1882
01:38:51,220 --> 01:38:56,260
And like it was such a like when he did it, I was like, of course you are.

1883
01:38:56,260 --> 01:38:57,700
Of course you're this guy.

1884
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,780
You were this close to being likable.

1885
01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:01,340
And then you were like, just kidding.

1886
01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:02,660
I hate you guys.

1887
01:39:02,660 --> 01:39:04,620
And I love the motherland.

1888
01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:07,780
And yeah, sons of anarchy.

1889
01:39:07,780 --> 01:39:11,820
I'll stand in front of a space semi truck.

1890
01:39:11,820 --> 01:39:20,020
Do I think that was a huge problem for me was his motivation behind the betrayal because

1891
01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:29,420
he's like he was sharing no reasons why he would be siding with the imperial, whatever

1892
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:31,980
they're called imperiums.

1893
01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:34,460
He's like, you know what they've done?

1894
01:39:34,460 --> 01:39:36,580
They've done like all of this horrible stuff.

1895
01:39:36,580 --> 01:39:39,020
Like they like I wish they would have just destroyed the planet.

1896
01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:42,660
They just like did all this bad stuff to us.

1897
01:39:42,660 --> 01:39:46,940
And that like and like, OK, so why are you helping them then, sir?

1898
01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:47,940
Money.

1899
01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:48,940
Yeah.

1900
01:39:48,940 --> 01:39:50,780
I'm like, other than that, like other than.

1901
01:39:50,780 --> 01:39:51,780
Yeah.

1902
01:39:51,780 --> 01:39:55,500
I mean, other than money, I'm like, you've given me no true reason.

1903
01:39:55,500 --> 01:40:00,620
Like you should hate these guys to your core, wanting to like burn everything that they

1904
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:03,700
are and stand for.

1905
01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:07,380
That you're just you're you're.

1906
01:40:07,380 --> 01:40:13,740
You're just you're giving up on any hope of that for a paycheck, which I'm like, all right,

1907
01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:15,340
fine, but just.

1908
01:40:15,340 --> 01:40:17,860
Be consistent about it.

1909
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,940
He was terribly written.

1910
01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:23,100
They were I feel like everyone for the most part was not written very well.

1911
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:29,260
The store, the writing of the story, like having them have the motherland.

1912
01:40:29,260 --> 01:40:30,260
What was it called?

1913
01:40:30,260 --> 01:40:31,260
The mother planet?

1914
01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:33,540
What was the doesn't matter.

1915
01:40:33,540 --> 01:40:40,900
The mother load was they basically gave a reason why everyone in space is British, because

1916
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:42,540
they're like, there's a king.

1917
01:40:42,540 --> 01:40:43,900
There's a space king.

1918
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:48,160
Obviously, the space king is the one who is the most popular and everyone has a British

1919
01:40:48,160 --> 01:40:50,260
accent like the king.

1920
01:40:50,260 --> 01:40:53,980
Like, OK, well, that's something definitely no one cared about or wanted to know.

1921
01:40:53,980 --> 01:40:54,980
But cool.

1922
01:40:54,980 --> 01:41:01,100
Like I mentioned before, the whole like everyone just like being cool with like, hey, we're

1923
01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:02,900
going to go do a fight and probably die.

1924
01:41:02,900 --> 01:41:05,260
All right.

1925
01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:06,260
Sounds cool.

1926
01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:07,260
Here we go.

1927
01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:08,260
And.

1928
01:41:08,260 --> 01:41:15,180
What was the story, you guys?

1929
01:41:15,180 --> 01:41:16,940
What was the story?

1930
01:41:16,940 --> 01:41:20,420
This is one of the writing was.

1931
01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:24,020
It was a way below the story for me.

1932
01:41:24,020 --> 01:41:26,580
It just it didn't hold up.

1933
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:30,540
There wasn't anything like memorable, like even the lines I feel like we're supposed

1934
01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:34,340
to be like intimidating or or epic or whatever.

1935
01:41:34,340 --> 01:41:37,180
We're just bland.

1936
01:41:37,180 --> 01:41:43,540
Like when like when the frickin general comes or the admiral comes and he's just like, well,

1937
01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:45,780
where do you want to take everything?

1938
01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:48,540
Like you could have done something cooler with that.

1939
01:41:48,540 --> 01:41:52,660
But she said, you understand, Caleb, let me explain to you how movies work.

1940
01:41:52,660 --> 01:41:57,460
She said earlier when they were like, what do you think they want?

1941
01:41:57,460 --> 01:42:02,100
She was like everything and looked up to the clouds.

1942
01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:07,500
And then so that's why he paid off the thing that he didn't hear that she said, but that

1943
01:42:07,500 --> 01:42:11,220
we heard it so that we would know that she was right.

1944
01:42:11,220 --> 01:42:12,220
So.

1945
01:42:12,220 --> 01:42:14,940
And that's that's a move.

1946
01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:16,420
That's how writing in movies works.

1947
01:42:16,420 --> 01:42:17,420
So sorry.

1948
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:20,420
Lazy, frickin lazy.

1949
01:42:20,420 --> 01:42:25,820
Yeah, I'm going to be down where you guys are with the story.

1950
01:42:25,820 --> 01:42:27,900
So I'm going to give the writing a 69.

1951
01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:35,220
Oh, man, you were so close, but 65 is the correct answer.

1952
01:42:35,220 --> 01:42:36,220
I'm a DJ.

1953
01:42:36,220 --> 01:42:41,220
Sixty five is the correct answer.

1954
01:42:41,220 --> 01:42:48,780
Oh, shit, Caleb, I'm very interested to see if your scores will save this movie.

1955
01:42:48,780 --> 01:42:49,780
I'm excited.

1956
01:42:49,780 --> 01:42:53,140
I mean, it will a little bit, but not much.

1957
01:42:53,140 --> 01:42:56,180
I'm like, I'm way outvoted here.

1958
01:42:56,180 --> 01:43:00,700
Listen, for anyone watching who you keep seeing me check my phone, I'm actually doing part

1959
01:43:00,700 --> 01:43:04,220
of Caleb's new grading system on my phone.

1960
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:08,780
So I'm doing classwork, everybody just back off.

1961
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:09,780
Yeah.

1962
01:43:09,780 --> 01:43:11,580
Way to be the teacher's pet, DJ.

1963
01:43:11,580 --> 01:43:12,580
I love it.

1964
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:14,580
And I'll frickin suck up.

1965
01:43:14,580 --> 01:43:20,460
I've been a part of a few podcasts where like I haven't even been the host of said podcast

1966
01:43:20,460 --> 01:43:24,580
and someone has just gone, be you eat and just gone to their phone.

1967
01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:28,260
And it is it is I feel some type of way about that.

1968
01:43:28,260 --> 01:43:32,100
So and I know sometimes when I see it, I'm like, you son of a bitch, just put your phone

1969
01:43:32,100 --> 01:43:34,100
down.

1970
01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:44,060
Yeah, we yeah, we yeah, we wanted a little bit more inclusion with our guests and make

1971
01:43:44,060 --> 01:43:48,720
them feel like they're doing something.

1972
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:49,720
How dare you?

1973
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:50,720
They're doing something.

1974
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:56,980
No, but I felt like it could be more like quietly like on mute, like, well, I can't

1975
01:43:56,980 --> 01:43:59,980
wait till they're done.

1976
01:43:59,980 --> 01:44:06,860
No, like, I thought it'd be fun, like participation thing.

1977
01:44:06,860 --> 01:44:07,860
You are correct.

1978
01:44:07,860 --> 01:44:08,860
Anyway.

1979
01:44:08,860 --> 01:44:09,860
All right.

1980
01:44:09,860 --> 01:44:13,200
Moving on over to acting.

1981
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:15,780
We have that cast list here.

1982
01:44:15,780 --> 01:44:23,540
All right, so we have Sophia Boutella, who played Cora, which actually seeing her picture

1983
01:44:23,540 --> 01:44:26,300
now, I now remember what I recognize her from.

1984
01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:28,340
And it's the Tom Cruise mummy.

1985
01:44:28,340 --> 01:44:29,900
Oh, yeah.

1986
01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:30,900
Yeah.

1987
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,900
The movie that failed.

1988
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:35,380
Yeah, it's so bad.

1989
01:44:35,380 --> 01:44:36,860
This is a man.

1990
01:44:36,860 --> 01:44:40,540
Maybe it's her.

1991
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:42,700
It's her.

1992
01:44:42,700 --> 01:44:45,940
It was definitely not her.

1993
01:44:45,940 --> 01:44:49,580
I mean, I never saw the mummy.

1994
01:44:49,580 --> 01:44:54,300
But honestly, the way that whole thing with like the dark universe, what they were going

1995
01:44:54,300 --> 01:44:58,860
to set up for the way that they got so ahead of themselves, even before the mummy came

1996
01:44:58,860 --> 01:45:00,900
out, I find freaking hilarious.

1997
01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:03,780
It would have been cool if it worked like you would have.

1998
01:45:03,780 --> 01:45:04,780
It would have.

1999
01:45:04,780 --> 01:45:06,780
But then Tom Cruise.

2000
01:45:06,780 --> 01:45:07,780
Yeah.

2001
01:45:07,780 --> 01:45:09,620
But I mean, like, yeah, I never saw the mummy.

2002
01:45:09,620 --> 01:45:12,460
But I mean, even though it's not connected to what they want to do, at least we got the

2003
01:45:12,460 --> 01:45:14,860
good version of the invisible man.

2004
01:45:14,860 --> 01:45:16,860
So it's really after.

2005
01:45:16,860 --> 01:45:18,860
So at least there was that.

2006
01:45:18,860 --> 01:45:19,860
All right.

2007
01:45:19,860 --> 01:45:23,980
Next, we got.

2008
01:45:23,980 --> 01:45:25,900
Is it Michelle?

2009
01:45:25,900 --> 01:45:26,900
It's me.

2010
01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:29,900
I thought it was Mikael.

2011
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:30,900
Mikael.

2012
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:31,900
Mikael, you did.

2013
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:39,300
Yeah, I'll say Michael Heusman who played Gunner.

2014
01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:41,300
It's Timothy Chalamet.

2015
01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:45,860
It's green who played Atticus Noble.

2016
01:45:45,860 --> 01:45:46,860
All right.

2017
01:45:46,860 --> 01:45:47,860
Hold on.

2018
01:45:47,860 --> 01:45:48,860
Hold on.

2019
01:45:48,860 --> 01:45:49,860
You're going too fast.

2020
01:45:49,860 --> 01:45:50,860
Go back to the last guy.

2021
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:52,860
Who was he in?

2022
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:56,260
I know it says Gunner, but like who was Gunner?

2023
01:45:56,260 --> 01:45:58,340
The farmer following Cora around.

2024
01:45:58,340 --> 01:45:59,340
Oh, yeah.

2025
01:45:59,340 --> 01:46:00,340
He was.

2026
01:46:00,340 --> 01:46:03,260
He was the Cassian to Cora's Jenner.

2027
01:46:03,260 --> 01:46:09,180
So this guy, he I actually probably will rank him higher specifically just because I hated

2028
01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:14,060
his guts so much and I feel like anyone who can make you do that in a movie is actually

2029
01:46:14,060 --> 01:46:15,740
a good actor.

2030
01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:19,220
Dude, he wasn't trying to, though.

2031
01:46:19,220 --> 01:46:20,780
I hated him so much.

2032
01:46:20,780 --> 01:46:23,060
Well, I think there's some extras.

2033
01:46:23,060 --> 01:46:25,220
I don't care what our boss says.

2034
01:46:25,220 --> 01:46:26,220
Oh, good.

2035
01:46:26,220 --> 01:46:27,220
Good.

2036
01:46:27,220 --> 01:46:28,220
Thanks.

2037
01:46:28,220 --> 01:46:29,220
Great.

2038
01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:38,140
That when he was attempting to rescue that child from the spider lady, my wife was like,

2039
01:46:38,140 --> 01:46:40,460
OK, finally he does something.

2040
01:46:40,460 --> 01:46:43,660
He did nothing.

2041
01:46:43,660 --> 01:46:44,660
This old movie.

2042
01:46:44,660 --> 01:46:45,660
Yeah.

2043
01:46:45,660 --> 01:46:46,660
All right.

2044
01:46:46,660 --> 01:46:51,820
Next, we got Ed or Ed screen is Atticus Noble.

2045
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:52,820
This was the admiral.

2046
01:46:52,820 --> 01:46:53,820
Yes.

2047
01:46:53,820 --> 01:46:54,820
Yes.

2048
01:46:54,820 --> 01:46:55,820
All right.

2049
01:46:55,820 --> 01:46:58,740
Then we got Charlie Hunnam who played Kai.

2050
01:46:58,740 --> 01:46:59,740
Hello.

2051
01:46:59,740 --> 01:47:02,740
I would rather watch Pacific Rim.

2052
01:47:02,740 --> 01:47:03,740
Thank you.

2053
01:47:03,740 --> 01:47:04,740
Next.

2054
01:47:04,740 --> 01:47:12,820
Whatever accent he was trying to use was horrid.

2055
01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:15,300
Just use your dumb accent like no one.

2056
01:47:15,300 --> 01:47:16,860
It's space, man.

2057
01:47:16,860 --> 01:47:18,700
Like nobody cares in space.

2058
01:47:18,700 --> 01:47:19,700
Yeah.

2059
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:20,700
You do not need to go.

2060
01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:22,220
I don't even know.

2061
01:47:22,220 --> 01:47:25,260
It felt like he was trying to go Irish.

2062
01:47:25,260 --> 01:47:30,540
I saw the title of an article that was like Charlie Hunnam explains his northern accent

2063
01:47:30,540 --> 01:47:35,740
and I was like, well, that's that's a bad sign.

2064
01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:36,740
Yeah.

2065
01:47:36,740 --> 01:47:37,740
All right.

2066
01:47:37,740 --> 01:47:44,260
Jamon Hounsou who played General Titus.

2067
01:47:44,260 --> 01:47:45,260
Amazing and everything.

2068
01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:47,540
You're a gem of a human being.

2069
01:47:47,540 --> 01:47:49,540
I'm so sad.

2070
01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:51,860
Dude, and what is he?

2071
01:47:51,860 --> 01:47:56,300
One hundred and seventy and he could still choke everybody out.

2072
01:47:56,300 --> 01:47:57,300
Yeah.

2073
01:47:57,300 --> 01:48:02,740
He's definitely on like I wouldn't say he's like in the hundreds, but he's an older dude.

2074
01:48:02,740 --> 01:48:03,740
He's getting older.

2075
01:48:03,740 --> 01:48:09,180
I'd say like late 50s, early 60s at least still still running circles around some other

2076
01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:10,180
actors.

2077
01:48:10,180 --> 01:48:11,180
Yeah.

2078
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,180
Physical stuff.

2079
01:48:12,180 --> 01:48:14,980
I'm let's see how old he is just for shits.

2080
01:48:14,980 --> 01:48:16,620
He's 59 years old.

2081
01:48:16,620 --> 01:48:17,620
There you go.

2082
01:48:17,620 --> 01:48:18,620
Damn.

2083
01:48:18,620 --> 01:48:19,900
Look at day over 40.

2084
01:48:19,900 --> 01:48:25,580
By the way, just so you know, he is 59 years old.

2085
01:48:25,580 --> 01:48:27,580
I am 40 years old.

2086
01:48:27,580 --> 01:48:32,300
You see, you see, DJ, he was great for your age.

2087
01:48:32,300 --> 01:48:33,300
Be nice to yourself.

2088
01:48:33,300 --> 01:48:34,300
You're a liar.

2089
01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:35,300
I am not.

2090
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:42,220
Your shirt has a Woody on it.

2091
01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:43,740
What do you got against Toy Story?

2092
01:48:43,740 --> 01:48:50,180
And I just wanted the people who aren't watching to be like, wait, what?

2093
01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:56,860
All right, next up we got Bay Duna who played nemesis.

2094
01:48:56,860 --> 01:48:58,740
I'm sure she's great.

2095
01:48:58,740 --> 01:48:59,740
Didn't care.

2096
01:48:59,740 --> 01:49:02,780
Yeah, she's had such a small role.

2097
01:49:02,780 --> 01:49:03,780
It wasn't even funny.

2098
01:49:03,780 --> 01:49:11,540
I should have just put Katana to that's what I basically Katana Ray Fisher who played Derry.

2099
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:12,900
Oh, it was Bray Fisher.

2100
01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:14,980
Yeah, dude, that blew my mind too.

2101
01:49:14,980 --> 01:49:16,620
I didn't know that until today.

2102
01:49:16,620 --> 01:49:22,780
And I was like, oh, what a cyborg and by the way, those two were the cheesiest ones of

2103
01:49:22,780 --> 01:49:24,660
all him and his sister.

2104
01:49:24,660 --> 01:49:28,260
They're like, we fight for them against the mother load.

2105
01:49:28,260 --> 01:49:34,180
Like, okay, first of all, how was it so easy to find you, my dude?

2106
01:49:34,180 --> 01:49:37,980
Why find you in like less than a day?

2107
01:49:37,980 --> 01:49:42,100
You're well, I think if she found us so easy, brother, let me tell you something.

2108
01:49:42,100 --> 01:49:45,380
If she found you in less than 24 hours, they already know where you're at.

2109
01:49:45,380 --> 01:49:46,820
You're all dead.

2110
01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,820
Stop stop this.

2111
01:49:47,820 --> 01:49:50,460
I think no, you don't.

2112
01:49:50,460 --> 01:49:51,460
Yeah.

2113
01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:56,020
So Ray Fisher played Derry and Bloodaxe and that is everyone.

2114
01:49:56,020 --> 01:49:59,620
At least the people that we're supposed to care about.

2115
01:49:59,620 --> 01:50:00,620
Yeah.

2116
01:50:00,620 --> 01:50:02,620
But did we really care about any of them?

2117
01:50:02,620 --> 01:50:05,620
Oh, that is I really didn't.

2118
01:50:05,620 --> 01:50:07,140
That's just me.

2119
01:50:07,140 --> 01:50:09,060
I've already forgotten everyone's name.

2120
01:50:09,060 --> 01:50:12,860
I should have written it down, written it down, written, written, wrote and it's not

2121
01:50:12,860 --> 01:50:13,860
right.

2122
01:50:13,860 --> 01:50:16,980
I should have written it down.

2123
01:50:16,980 --> 01:50:20,900
Admiral Hux and he's number one.

2124
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:26,620
Anthony Hopkins, even though he was only in the movie for, I don't know what a total of

2125
01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:28,940
five minutes tops in voice form.

2126
01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:35,020
He is number two and I'm going to give myself number three.

2127
01:50:35,020 --> 01:50:38,020
How about that?

2128
01:50:38,020 --> 01:50:41,700
Yeah, dude.

2129
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:50,420
He is Ray Fisher's character reminded me a lot of Forest Whitaker's in Rogue One.

2130
01:50:50,420 --> 01:50:51,420
How?

2131
01:50:51,420 --> 01:50:53,420
No, absolutely no.

2132
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:55,620
No, how dare you?

2133
01:50:55,620 --> 01:50:58,300
No, that is not Saw Gerrera.

2134
01:50:58,300 --> 01:50:59,300
Get away.

2135
01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:03,380
No, OK, not like not specifically, not specifically from Rogue One.

2136
01:51:03,380 --> 01:51:08,180
Like I'm talking when he was like younger, went like in the Clone Wars.

2137
01:51:08,180 --> 01:51:09,180
Young and terrible.

2138
01:51:09,180 --> 01:51:12,220
Saw Gerrera, like you're saying, like what?

2139
01:51:12,220 --> 01:51:16,020
Listen, I'm not saying he's a terrible actor in general.

2140
01:51:16,020 --> 01:51:20,740
Ray Fisher, he did not do a good job in this movie at all.

2141
01:51:20,740 --> 01:51:24,620
Like I understand why he was like, I want to get paid more for Justice League.

2142
01:51:24,620 --> 01:51:27,860
And they were like, no, you're bad at acting, my guy.

2143
01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:28,860
Don't do it.

2144
01:51:28,860 --> 01:51:30,980
Yeah, can we talk?

2145
01:51:30,980 --> 01:51:37,460
It's really sad that he is the I mean, now that the D.C.U. is dead, he is the only member

2146
01:51:37,460 --> 01:51:41,500
of that Justice League that didn't get anything like you say what you will about, you know,

2147
01:51:41,500 --> 01:51:44,620
like the original six Avengers, but at least all of them.

2148
01:51:44,620 --> 01:51:48,340
Well, OK, five of them got a movie, but at least Hawkeye got a show.

2149
01:51:48,340 --> 01:51:49,340
He did.

2150
01:51:49,340 --> 01:51:53,540
So and a child that lived.

2151
01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:55,740
Cyborg didn't get shit.

2152
01:51:55,740 --> 01:51:58,940
Not even cameos, dude.

2153
01:51:58,940 --> 01:51:59,940
Yeah, I do.

2154
01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:03,900
Like, honestly, I would have loved a cameo in Flash considering that I thought him in

2155
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:06,380
the Flash had a good dynamic in Justice League.

2156
01:52:06,380 --> 01:52:10,940
Didn't he forsake all of that, though, at some point and just was like, no, I'm not

2157
01:52:10,940 --> 01:52:12,980
going to do any of this anymore.

2158
01:52:12,980 --> 01:52:17,220
He took an absolute shit on Warner Brothers and he was very vocal about it.

2159
01:52:17,220 --> 01:52:20,860
So there is a hip not bringing you back.

2160
01:52:20,860 --> 01:52:22,900
I don't disagree with anything that he said.

2161
01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:27,740
I'm just saying that, like, if this is if this movie was supposed to like, I'll show

2162
01:52:27,740 --> 01:52:33,500
you, you didn't do a very good job, Mr. Fisher, you should have done something different and

2163
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:34,500
better.

2164
01:52:34,500 --> 01:52:37,620
Yeah, not wrong.

2165
01:52:37,620 --> 01:52:40,140
What's your guys's top three looking like?

2166
01:52:40,140 --> 01:52:44,620
I literally told you it's it's I got to go.

2167
01:52:44,620 --> 01:52:45,620
Number three, D.J.

2168
01:52:45,620 --> 01:52:46,620
Definitely.

2169
01:52:46,620 --> 01:52:48,880
Number one is the guy that played the admiral.

2170
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:51,980
Number two is Anthony Hopkins and number three is me.

2171
01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:57,620
The final answer for how much commentary DJ has about this movie.

2172
01:52:57,620 --> 01:53:01,340
He honestly should just be included in the game.

2173
01:53:01,340 --> 01:53:04,140
Like I was going to normally be able to get through this movie.

2174
01:53:04,140 --> 01:53:07,340
I should have gotten Oscar.

2175
01:53:07,340 --> 01:53:17,940
Oh, I know for me, number three, I probably just because I actually did enjoy performance.

2176
01:53:17,940 --> 01:53:24,460
I'll give it to Bay Duna, who played nemesis for what little she got to do.

2177
01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:26,340
I guess because she reminded me of Katana a lot.

2178
01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:30,740
I actually really liked her performance because I really liked Katana and Suicide Squad.

2179
01:53:30,740 --> 01:53:33,100
That's one of the only good parts of that movie.

2180
01:53:33,100 --> 01:53:36,460
But I thought she was really good here.

2181
01:53:36,460 --> 01:53:40,820
Number two, just because he is great in everything he does.

2182
01:53:40,820 --> 01:53:43,340
Juman Hunsu played Titus.

2183
01:53:43,340 --> 01:53:47,420
I'll give him number two.

2184
01:53:47,420 --> 01:53:51,500
And then number one.

2185
01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:57,260
I'll give to Ed Screen who played Atticus because for how bad the script was, you could

2186
01:53:57,260 --> 01:54:00,300
definitely tell that at least he tried to have fun with it.

2187
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:05,140
And he does such a great job of playing a bad guy like in Deadpool.

2188
01:54:05,140 --> 01:54:09,620
And now this like the guy has a really act has an act for it.

2189
01:54:09,620 --> 01:54:10,940
And like kudos to him.

2190
01:54:10,940 --> 01:54:11,940
He does a great job.

2191
01:54:11,940 --> 01:54:14,980
It helps that he kind of has like a douche face.

2192
01:54:14,980 --> 01:54:18,300
And don't they point that out in the first Deadpool?

2193
01:54:18,300 --> 01:54:23,860
I think so.

2194
01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:24,860
What a great.

2195
01:54:24,860 --> 01:54:30,820
So that is my top three.

2196
01:54:30,820 --> 01:54:33,900
Yeah, I'm agreeing with you.

2197
01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:36,060
He's my number one.

2198
01:54:36,060 --> 01:54:39,980
My number two, I'm going to give to Sophia Boutella who played Cora.

2199
01:54:39,980 --> 01:54:47,060
I thought she gave a wide range of different performances for like the different parts

2200
01:54:47,060 --> 01:54:52,140
of like flashbacks and and stuff like she plays.

2201
01:54:52,140 --> 01:54:54,220
I don't know.

2202
01:54:54,220 --> 01:54:57,620
I think she throws like pretty strong emotions in her performance.

2203
01:54:57,620 --> 01:55:00,580
And I appreciated it.

2204
01:55:00,580 --> 01:55:03,940
Like I reckon like I recognize her talent and I don't think she's being used to her

2205
01:55:03,940 --> 01:55:06,660
fullest potential, which sucks.

2206
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:08,060
I can definitely agree with you there.

2207
01:55:08,060 --> 01:55:12,260
I didn't enjoy her performance that much in this movie, but I will agree that she actually

2208
01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:14,860
is a good actress and she does deserve better.

2209
01:55:14,860 --> 01:55:17,340
Yeah, my number three.

2210
01:55:17,340 --> 01:55:21,260
Gosh, I might agree with you with Bay Duna.

2211
01:55:21,260 --> 01:55:28,860
I think I thought she she did a really solid job and her her story was what like one I

2212
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:34,820
would have liked a little bit of a deeper dive into them than we got.

2213
01:55:34,820 --> 01:55:36,220
Can I actually change my number two?

2214
01:55:36,220 --> 01:55:37,220
Is that OK?

2215
01:55:37,220 --> 01:55:38,220
Would you kill me?

2216
01:55:38,220 --> 01:55:40,500
I'm going to change my number two by the way.

2217
01:55:40,500 --> 01:55:46,420
I think I was a little too hard nosed about my me pick.

2218
01:55:46,420 --> 01:55:51,220
Just because it's a hot take and I just really enjoyed his performance because he reminds

2219
01:55:51,220 --> 01:55:55,180
me a lot of Cassie and Andor, even though I thought Cassie and Andor is a way better

2220
01:55:55,180 --> 01:55:56,180
character.

2221
01:55:56,180 --> 01:56:00,620
But I would actually give number two to Mickey Michael Hoosman.

2222
01:56:00,620 --> 01:56:02,500
All right, I'm back.

2223
01:56:02,500 --> 01:56:07,420
It's me at number three, baby.

2224
01:56:07,420 --> 01:56:09,740
So sorry, I'm changing my number two to that.

2225
01:56:09,740 --> 01:56:15,660
So number number number three for me is still it's still Bay.

2226
01:56:15,660 --> 01:56:21,620
But number two is now Michael and number one is still it.

2227
01:56:21,620 --> 01:56:28,140
So yeah, I think I'm going to change mine to Ed Scrin is still going to be number one.

2228
01:56:28,140 --> 01:56:31,780
I think I'm going to agree with you and put what's her face.

2229
01:56:31,780 --> 01:56:37,980
Cora is number two because I mean, I heard someone give this critique of her and I think

2230
01:56:37,980 --> 01:56:40,140
I kind of agree with it is that she.

2231
01:56:40,140 --> 01:56:41,140
Oh, wait.

2232
01:56:41,140 --> 01:56:42,140
Sorry.

2233
01:56:42,140 --> 01:56:43,140
You said Cora.

2234
01:56:43,140 --> 01:56:44,140
I'm so sorry.

2235
01:56:44,140 --> 01:56:45,140
No, no, no.

2236
01:56:45,140 --> 01:56:53,980
She had bad lines, but she delivered them as convincingly as possible.

2237
01:56:53,980 --> 01:57:01,940
So like maybe where I keep wanting to call him Hux because this is Star Wars.

2238
01:57:01,940 --> 01:57:04,500
Atticus Finch or whatever his name is.

2239
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:06,540
Like he just went full tilt crazy.

2240
01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:11,100
And she was like, I'm going to try and make this not horse shit.

2241
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:14,580
And I think she she did as good as she could with that.

2242
01:57:14,580 --> 01:57:18,900
I'm still giving my number three to Anthony Hopkins because he I'm telling you, with the

2243
01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:23,900
little bit of dialogue that he was given, I don't know if that dialogue was actually

2244
01:57:23,900 --> 01:57:30,260
better or not or if his delivery was just so good that I just really wanted because

2245
01:57:30,260 --> 01:57:35,220
even without the Antler Wild Child at the end, like I wanted that movie anyway.

2246
01:57:35,220 --> 01:57:40,380
Like nothing is more frustrating than seeing the preview for the second one.

2247
01:57:40,380 --> 01:57:43,180
And they're like, he's going to be prominently featured.

2248
01:57:43,180 --> 01:57:44,300
Hey, man.

2249
01:57:44,300 --> 01:57:45,300
What?

2250
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:47,460
I got to wait for the best stuff in the next part.

2251
01:57:47,460 --> 01:57:51,340
Is this like eating your vegetables before you get to the steak?

2252
01:57:51,340 --> 01:57:52,340
Like why?

2253
01:57:52,340 --> 01:57:53,340
Why?

2254
01:57:53,340 --> 01:58:00,220
So, yeah, I hate Brussels sprouts, but I eat them first because then I will have as good

2255
01:58:00,220 --> 01:58:01,300
stuff left.

2256
01:58:01,300 --> 01:58:02,300
That's what this movie was.

2257
01:58:02,300 --> 01:58:04,900
Sorry, I'm getting into final thoughts.

2258
01:58:04,900 --> 01:58:09,780
I don't know about you guys.

2259
01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:12,980
I'm sitting at like a seventy six for acting.

2260
01:58:12,980 --> 01:58:18,060
I thought everyone did a fairly decent job, but I've seen better come from these people.

2261
01:58:18,060 --> 01:58:19,940
I forgot that we're grading this.

2262
01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:25,860
I feel so bad for what I'm about to do.

2263
01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:33,940
Man, this goes against everything I was going to do.

2264
01:58:33,940 --> 01:58:40,900
It's going to be sixty nine or less across the board, but I'm going to go seventy.

2265
01:58:40,900 --> 01:58:45,460
I hate this movie.

2266
01:58:45,460 --> 01:58:47,820
I'm going to be like in between DJ and Caleb.

2267
01:58:47,820 --> 01:58:50,340
So I'll go with 74.

2268
01:58:50,340 --> 01:58:52,100
All right.

2269
01:58:52,100 --> 01:58:54,060
Next up, we got character development.

2270
01:58:54,060 --> 01:58:58,620
L.O.L. is what we're saying about this movie.

2271
01:58:58,620 --> 01:59:02,780
L.O.L. there was no character development.

2272
01:59:02,780 --> 01:59:07,220
Yeah, there was not.

2273
01:59:07,220 --> 01:59:16,100
I couldn't even tell you where the characters were supposed to go or if they're going anywhere.

2274
01:59:16,100 --> 01:59:22,180
This feels like a very character driven movie based off of like again, this is basically

2275
01:59:22,180 --> 01:59:30,780
a story of Gamora trying to kill her father or father figure, whatever you want to call

2276
01:59:30,780 --> 01:59:35,660
it.

2277
01:59:35,660 --> 01:59:40,740
I feel like you could be going a lot of places with it, but she didn't like her.

2278
01:59:40,740 --> 01:59:45,860
There was no arc for her other than being a freaking dummy and she's supposed to be

2279
01:59:45,860 --> 01:59:49,020
one of the greatest fighters ever.

2280
01:59:49,020 --> 01:59:52,940
And I'm like, you feel like your instincts on who's the bad guy would be a little bit

2281
01:59:52,940 --> 01:59:54,620
more on the nose.

2282
01:59:54,620 --> 01:59:59,440
I mean, maybe if they had made it a little more clear how long it had been since her

2283
01:59:59,440 --> 02:00:02,380
ship crashed and she had been with this village.

2284
02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:07,020
But like what you're saying is true because like theoretically, if she's this like Ronin

2285
02:00:07,020 --> 02:00:12,340
type character, she should just get herself back up to health and then dip Oski Jones

2286
02:00:12,340 --> 02:00:13,340
see in the next life.

2287
02:00:13,340 --> 02:00:17,380
Stupid like there is no reason for really for her to even be there.

2288
02:00:17,380 --> 02:00:20,340
There's certainly no reason for her to be like, you know what?

2289
02:00:20,340 --> 02:00:22,460
I crashed my ship or whatever.

2290
02:00:22,460 --> 02:00:26,220
I got raised back up to health by this place.

2291
02:00:26,220 --> 02:00:27,420
I'm going to you know what?

2292
02:00:27,420 --> 02:00:29,540
I know I ran away, but I'm done running now.

2293
02:00:29,540 --> 02:00:30,540
All right.

2294
02:00:30,540 --> 02:00:31,540
It's time to fight.

2295
02:00:31,540 --> 02:00:32,540
Why?

2296
02:00:32,540 --> 02:00:33,540
Why?

2297
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:34,540
Why now?

2298
02:00:34,540 --> 02:00:35,540
Like why?

2299
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:36,540
What what happened?

2300
02:00:36,540 --> 02:00:40,660
Like this is what I meant when I said this movie said so much and so little at the same

2301
02:00:40,660 --> 02:00:42,940
time because it's like it gave you information.

2302
02:00:42,940 --> 02:00:45,660
But you're like, what do I do with this?

2303
02:00:45,660 --> 02:00:46,660
Because they didn't do it.

2304
02:00:46,660 --> 02:00:48,260
He was ready to freaking bounce.

2305
02:00:48,260 --> 02:00:51,400
So she was ready to freaking high tail out of there.

2306
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:57,700
It wasn't until she was like convinced by the the old dude to like stick around and

2307
02:00:57,700 --> 02:01:00,300
like fight for the for the village.

2308
02:01:00,300 --> 02:01:08,260
So she was taken from from this dude as a child and not a young child either.

2309
02:01:08,260 --> 02:01:12,020
This is like eight or nine or something like that.

2310
02:01:12,020 --> 02:01:19,060
I would honestly say early, maybe like preteen, like 11, 12.

2311
02:01:19,060 --> 02:01:26,420
Or so if the way that I've been mathing this is that each of they say that their seasons

2312
02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:27,420
are.

2313
02:01:27,420 --> 02:01:28,420
Yeah.

2314
02:01:28,420 --> 02:01:30,620
I'm considering that a year.

2315
02:01:30,620 --> 02:01:39,540
So she was caught or she was she was turned into like a full blown like fighting machine

2316
02:01:39,540 --> 02:01:41,240
by the time she was 18.

2317
02:01:41,240 --> 02:01:42,740
So five years from that.

2318
02:01:42,740 --> 02:01:51,740
So she would have been fifth or 13 when she was like adopted by this this dude.

2319
02:01:51,740 --> 02:01:57,420
And so if she got taken at 13 became like the general at 18.

2320
02:01:57,420 --> 02:01:58,980
She's now like 22.

2321
02:01:58,980 --> 02:02:06,060
So she was she fought for five years and then she was on like crashed and whatever and was

2322
02:02:06,060 --> 02:02:08,260
living on the other planet for two.

2323
02:02:08,260 --> 02:02:15,340
Well, and the implication would be if she got to that high of a status in that short

2324
02:02:15,340 --> 02:02:22,980
amount of time, then she is beyond prodigy level strategist fighter like all of it.

2325
02:02:22,980 --> 02:02:25,860
And like that did not like she could clearly fight.

2326
02:02:25,860 --> 02:02:31,660
Like her fight scenes were cool, like her little small, tiny three sentence rousing

2327
02:02:31,660 --> 02:02:33,420
speeches were OK.

2328
02:02:33,420 --> 02:02:36,780
But like there was no there was nothing.

2329
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:43,300
It's like what was it when they said like the critique of Darth Vader forever was he

2330
02:02:43,300 --> 02:02:46,460
was a he was a battle hardened, whatever it was.

2331
02:02:46,460 --> 02:02:50,100
And then in the prequel movies, everyone's like, I thought he was supposed to be this

2332
02:02:50,100 --> 02:02:57,700
like battle hardened Jedi and he's just some whiny guy like a stupid son.

2333
02:02:57,700 --> 02:03:01,100
Yeah, the Clone Wars fix that a lot.

2334
02:03:01,100 --> 02:03:02,100
For sure.

2335
02:03:02,100 --> 02:03:07,620
Now I can absolutely be like, OK, yeah, Anakin was a frigging hardened warrior.

2336
02:03:07,620 --> 02:03:08,620
But that's the thing.

2337
02:03:08,620 --> 02:03:13,780
We're not going to get a Clone Wars for Rebel Moon to be like, oh, actually, she was really

2338
02:03:13,780 --> 02:03:17,300
good at her job, but she just was tired that day or something.

2339
02:03:17,300 --> 02:03:18,300
Yeah.

2340
02:03:18,300 --> 02:03:21,900
And they showed her like in some decent flashback fight sequences.

2341
02:03:21,900 --> 02:03:26,500
So I mean, you can kind of piece that together.

2342
02:03:26,500 --> 02:03:30,200
But it's got to be in five years at 18.

2343
02:03:30,200 --> 02:03:31,300
Think about that.

2344
02:03:31,300 --> 02:03:32,740
Really think about that.

2345
02:03:32,740 --> 02:03:35,620
Like could you imagine an 18 year old?

2346
02:03:35,620 --> 02:03:36,620
I don't know.

2347
02:03:36,620 --> 02:03:40,980
What's what's like the the highest rank you can be and then out on the battlefield and

2348
02:03:40,980 --> 02:03:41,980
still fighting.

2349
02:03:41,980 --> 02:03:46,780
Like, could you imagine that person being 18 to 22 years old?

2350
02:03:46,780 --> 02:03:48,260
No, you could not.

2351
02:03:48,260 --> 02:03:55,140
I mean, technically, because like.

2352
02:03:55,140 --> 02:04:02,100
So I think the highest ranked people that ever go on the battlefield are like.

2353
02:04:02,100 --> 02:04:06,220
Captains may be majors.

2354
02:04:06,220 --> 02:04:12,700
But I mean, the majors are usually a bit older, like the age difference between captains and

2355
02:04:12,700 --> 02:04:16,580
majors are like is significant.

2356
02:04:16,580 --> 02:04:21,420
So 22 is not in the cards for either of them.

2357
02:04:21,420 --> 02:04:22,420
And that's it.

2358
02:04:22,420 --> 02:04:26,740
Even if you were like an amazing, like the top, top tier, no one had ever seen a fighter

2359
02:04:26,740 --> 02:04:28,780
like you before.

2360
02:04:28,780 --> 02:04:30,020
And you were in your 20s.

2361
02:04:30,020 --> 02:04:35,420
Like what are the odds that you're the all around, which is what she had to be.

2362
02:04:35,420 --> 02:04:37,220
And that is not the person that she was.

2363
02:04:37,220 --> 02:04:39,780
That's not the person that we saw in this movie at all.

2364
02:04:39,780 --> 02:04:43,940
So I don't know.

2365
02:04:43,940 --> 02:04:44,940
Yeah.

2366
02:04:44,940 --> 02:04:52,220
So this was a straight up Gamora situation and like worse than Gamora situation, because

2367
02:04:52,220 --> 02:04:53,740
she was taken when she was way older.

2368
02:04:53,740 --> 02:04:56,380
Gamora was at least like a kid.

2369
02:04:56,380 --> 02:05:04,300
Yeah, like a young child like could barely remember her family young like she like she

2370
02:05:04,300 --> 02:05:07,900
remembers exactly what this this fool did.

2371
02:05:07,900 --> 02:05:10,420
By the way, it's funny, too, because I was just trying to think, I'm like, did anyone

2372
02:05:10,420 --> 02:05:13,960
have character development like Charlie Hunnam's character did not.

2373
02:05:13,960 --> 02:05:15,620
He just played himself the whole way through.

2374
02:05:15,620 --> 02:05:18,420
We just found that out at the end.

2375
02:05:18,420 --> 02:05:23,380
Gunner is the only one that I'd say had any, but even his was just like it was pathetic.

2376
02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:28,740
He had that one moment where he tried to save the kid, didn't even do a great job at that.

2377
02:05:28,740 --> 02:05:32,860
And then that was it.

2378
02:05:32,860 --> 02:05:35,460
And then he killed Charlie Hunnam.

2379
02:05:35,460 --> 02:05:36,980
There was but that wasn't even growth.

2380
02:05:36,980 --> 02:05:39,980
It was just him being guilty for being stupid.

2381
02:05:39,980 --> 02:05:42,340
And it's like, I got to make up for what I did.

2382
02:05:42,340 --> 02:05:44,900
But there was no like, and then I'm going to be different.

2383
02:05:44,900 --> 02:05:46,460
I mean, I guess there is a part two.

2384
02:05:46,460 --> 02:05:52,700
So maybe he will be like, you know, add the most character development in this whole movie,

2385
02:05:52,700 --> 02:05:55,300
like a wild amount of character development.

2386
02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:58,140
That's our boy, tick tock, or whatever his name is.

2387
02:05:58,140 --> 02:06:03,660
Jimmy, Jimmy the robot, whatever is what's the what's his name?

2388
02:06:03,660 --> 02:06:10,300
Like we saw him go from like automaton to like, oh, maybe there is life outside being

2389
02:06:10,300 --> 02:06:16,700
an autonomous robot man to being a child of the Wilder people at the end.

2390
02:06:16,700 --> 02:06:20,020
Again, he had the coolest movie.

2391
02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:21,700
He had the most character development.

2392
02:06:21,700 --> 02:06:24,100
He had all the fun stuff happen.

2393
02:06:24,100 --> 02:06:27,340
And yet we know nothing of this man.

2394
02:06:27,340 --> 02:06:28,340
Yep.

2395
02:06:28,340 --> 02:06:29,340
Yeah.

2396
02:06:29,340 --> 02:06:31,340
Freaking sucks.

2397
02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:33,140
Yeah.

2398
02:06:33,140 --> 02:06:36,980
Character development is easily my lowest score.

2399
02:06:36,980 --> 02:06:41,420
Let's see what you think the lowest score is.

2400
02:06:41,420 --> 02:06:47,340
This one I'm probably at like a 64.

2401
02:06:47,340 --> 02:06:52,280
It's it's it's low because it's like no one went anywhere.

2402
02:06:52,280 --> 02:06:56,100
There wasn't any like path for them to take.

2403
02:06:56,100 --> 02:07:00,820
Like knowing that this like going into this knowing that it was a part one or like a part

2404
02:07:00,820 --> 02:07:01,820
two was coming.

2405
02:07:01,820 --> 02:07:06,220
I was just waiting to see like where are these characters going to go?

2406
02:07:06,220 --> 02:07:07,420
Like what's the end goal?

2407
02:07:07,420 --> 02:07:10,420
Like even if they didn't fully like.

2408
02:07:10,420 --> 02:07:15,500
Coming to themselves like I was I was still going to be like pretty gracious on this because

2409
02:07:15,500 --> 02:07:21,260
I'm like it's split into two parts, but I don't know where these characters are going.

2410
02:07:21,260 --> 02:07:23,380
Well because they didn't go anywhere the whole movie.

2411
02:07:23,380 --> 02:07:25,860
Yeah, they didn't go anywhere.

2412
02:07:25,860 --> 02:07:28,280
There's the only the only thing they're doing.

2413
02:07:28,280 --> 02:07:30,900
This movie seems like it's running to the end.

2414
02:07:30,900 --> 02:07:32,440
Like that's what this movie seems like.

2415
02:07:32,440 --> 02:07:36,660
It's like boy, we've got this idea and when you see the end, it's going to make all the

2416
02:07:36,660 --> 02:07:37,660
other stuff worth it.

2417
02:07:37,660 --> 02:07:43,740
So we're going to try and get there as slow fast as possible.

2418
02:07:43,740 --> 02:07:45,280
God save the Queen at this movie.

2419
02:07:45,280 --> 02:07:47,300
This next movie is three hours long.

2420
02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:49,780
You mark my words.

2421
02:07:49,780 --> 02:07:52,180
It will be longer than this movie.

2422
02:07:52,180 --> 02:07:53,180
I promise.

2423
02:07:53,180 --> 02:07:55,180
Oh yeah, definitely.

2424
02:07:55,180 --> 02:07:58,620
Yeah, so 64 for me.

2425
02:07:58,620 --> 02:08:02,340
Where you guys at?

2426
02:08:02,340 --> 02:08:08,780
You go Rose, because I'll be like.

2427
02:08:08,780 --> 02:08:10,740
Like a 61.

2428
02:08:10,740 --> 02:08:13,540
Oh, I'm matching Caleb.

2429
02:08:13,540 --> 02:08:14,540
You know what?

2430
02:08:14,540 --> 02:08:15,540
I'm going to split the diff.

2431
02:08:15,540 --> 02:08:19,300
Let's give it a 60.

2432
02:08:19,300 --> 02:08:21,140
What did you give it a 64?

2433
02:08:21,140 --> 02:08:23,020
Yeah, no splitting the diff.

2434
02:08:23,020 --> 02:08:26,020
We're going to go 62.

2435
02:08:26,020 --> 02:08:27,620
All right.

2436
02:08:27,620 --> 02:08:33,820
Next up, we got effects, which I feel like you guys are going to be.

2437
02:08:33,820 --> 02:08:36,180
I like the effects on this.

2438
02:08:36,180 --> 02:08:39,140
Listen to a point to a point.

2439
02:08:39,140 --> 02:08:42,260
They look like the idea of it was good.

2440
02:08:42,260 --> 02:08:48,900
Like there was like some distinguishable things that were happening, but like I sincerely.

2441
02:08:48,900 --> 02:08:49,900
What is the robot's name?

2442
02:08:49,900 --> 02:08:53,740
Because I'm never going to remember, but the thing is just Jimmy.

2443
02:08:53,740 --> 02:08:59,540
What a crazy thing to have a space movie with a robot named Jimmy, but whatever I digress.

2444
02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:04,740
Like you have like a like a C3PO name, but I just don't.

2445
02:09:04,740 --> 02:09:05,740
Okay, he.

2446
02:09:05,740 --> 02:09:06,740
Jimmy.

2447
02:09:06,740 --> 02:09:10,140
We're going to find it.

2448
02:09:10,140 --> 02:09:17,660
I really believe that they spent like the wild majority of the special effects on Jimmy

2449
02:09:17,660 --> 02:09:19,140
because he looked amazing.

2450
02:09:19,140 --> 02:09:25,780
I hope you up they just have him as Jimmy IMDB.

2451
02:09:25,780 --> 02:09:26,780
That's hilarious.

2452
02:09:26,780 --> 02:09:27,780
Stupid movie.

2453
02:09:27,780 --> 02:09:32,780
I'm curious what the.

2454
02:09:32,780 --> 02:09:36,460
This movie costs and I gotta find this out too much.

2455
02:09:36,460 --> 02:09:38,460
Oh, like the budget.

2456
02:09:38,460 --> 02:09:42,060
Yeah, I bet you it was freaking ridiculous.

2457
02:09:42,060 --> 02:09:44,980
So it says so shared with part two.

2458
02:09:44,980 --> 02:09:47,380
So this is combined.

2459
02:09:47,380 --> 02:09:49,460
It was 166 million.

2460
02:09:49,460 --> 02:09:51,860
Oh, that's wait a minute.

2461
02:09:51,860 --> 02:09:54,060
That actually explains a lot.

2462
02:09:54,060 --> 02:09:56,140
That explains so much.

2463
02:09:56,140 --> 02:09:57,140
Hold on.

2464
02:09:57,140 --> 02:09:58,140
Hold on a second.

2465
02:09:58,140 --> 02:10:00,180
A hundred and how many what?

2466
02:10:00,180 --> 02:10:02,640
166 million.

2467
02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:07,440
So each movie was made for 83 million dollars.

2468
02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:10,020
That is insanity.

2469
02:10:10,020 --> 02:10:16,140
I actually my grade is going to go up for effects because these people must have gotten

2470
02:10:16,140 --> 02:10:17,860
paid peanuts to be in it.

2471
02:10:17,860 --> 02:10:18,860
I would love to.

2472
02:10:18,860 --> 02:10:22,300
Is there any way to find out who the highest paid actor in this movie was?

2473
02:10:22,300 --> 02:10:26,740
Because I bet it's not who you think.

2474
02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:29,140
I will try to find out.

2475
02:10:29,140 --> 02:10:32,940
I bet you I bet you Anthony Hopkins is in the top five.

2476
02:10:32,940 --> 02:10:34,940
I'm sure.

2477
02:10:34,940 --> 02:10:41,460
Dude, I'm looking up real quick just to see what other movies have like a budget that's

2478
02:10:41,460 --> 02:10:43,180
similar to that.

2479
02:10:43,180 --> 02:10:44,180
Yeah, I bet it's.

2480
02:10:44,180 --> 02:10:47,420
I bet it is going to boggle everyone's mind.

2481
02:10:47,420 --> 02:10:48,420
Go.

2482
02:10:48,420 --> 02:10:49,420
All right.

2483
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,420
I still need to find the list.

2484
02:10:50,420 --> 02:10:53,620
I thought you bet you had it.

2485
02:10:53,620 --> 02:10:55,620
OK, here we go.

2486
02:10:55,620 --> 02:10:58,420
I bet it's a lot of time to find it.

2487
02:10:58,420 --> 02:10:59,420
Please.

2488
02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:00,420
Let's see.

2489
02:11:00,420 --> 02:11:02,500
So Jim on is it Jim on?

2490
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:04,080
Yeah, forget.

2491
02:11:04,080 --> 02:11:07,300
So his salary was 600,000.

2492
02:11:07,300 --> 02:11:11,660
Charlie Hums was 400,000.

2493
02:11:11,660 --> 02:11:16,780
Michael Hussman's was 250,000.

2494
02:11:16,780 --> 02:11:22,420
Stars NAR as Turok was 200,000.

2495
02:11:22,420 --> 02:11:24,740
Dune Bay as Duna Bay.

2496
02:11:24,740 --> 02:11:26,620
I guess that's how you say her name.

2497
02:11:26,620 --> 02:11:27,620
My bad.

2498
02:11:27,620 --> 02:11:28,620
They told me wrong.

2499
02:11:28,620 --> 02:11:30,740
As Nemesis was 150,000.

2500
02:11:30,740 --> 02:11:38,460
Ray Fisher is Darien was 100,000.

2501
02:11:38,460 --> 02:11:43,940
Cleopatra Coleman as Debra Bloodaxe was 80,000.

2502
02:11:43,940 --> 02:11:49,500
Jenna Malone as Harmada.

2503
02:11:49,500 --> 02:11:50,500
Hold on a second.

2504
02:11:50,500 --> 02:11:52,980
Did you say the star of the movie yet?

2505
02:11:52,980 --> 02:11:53,980
Yep.

2506
02:11:53,980 --> 02:11:54,980
No, I haven't.

2507
02:11:54,980 --> 02:11:55,980
OK, Jesus.

2508
02:11:55,980 --> 02:12:00,420
Wait, I don't even know if she's included in this.

2509
02:12:00,420 --> 02:12:02,780
Yeah, no, like I.

2510
02:12:02,780 --> 02:12:03,780
That's some bullshit.

2511
02:12:03,780 --> 02:12:05,980
So, yeah, Jenna Malone.

2512
02:12:05,980 --> 02:12:11,420
60,000 and Ed Screen as the Admiral 50,000.

2513
02:12:11,420 --> 02:12:13,220
She is not on this list.

2514
02:12:13,220 --> 02:12:15,900
OK, so it must be higher.

2515
02:12:15,900 --> 02:12:22,020
There's no way there is no like what a I don't know what to think about this.

2516
02:12:22,020 --> 02:12:23,020
I don't know what to think about.

2517
02:12:23,020 --> 02:12:25,340
I got to imagine it's what is this website?

2518
02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:26,900
This is a reputable website.

2519
02:12:26,900 --> 02:12:29,900
I don't know.

2520
02:12:29,900 --> 02:12:34,540
I don't know if this is straight up just cast salary dot com.

2521
02:12:34,540 --> 02:12:43,780
OK, so I got the list of of movie budgets, please.

2522
02:12:43,780 --> 02:12:48,340
So there's nothing that's like exactly at the 83 million mark.

2523
02:12:48,340 --> 02:12:52,100
So I'll talk about like what's pretty close to it.

2524
02:12:52,100 --> 02:12:54,540
At least ones that like.

2525
02:12:54,540 --> 02:12:59,300
Are somewhat similar.

2526
02:12:59,300 --> 02:13:01,500
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift.

2527
02:13:01,500 --> 02:13:02,500
Wow.

2528
02:13:02,500 --> 02:13:06,860
Is sitting at 85.

2529
02:13:06,860 --> 02:13:11,300
Let's see.

2530
02:13:11,300 --> 02:13:14,060
Cats and Dogs, the Revenge of Kitty Galore.

2531
02:13:14,060 --> 02:13:16,260
85 million.

2532
02:13:16,260 --> 02:13:24,860
The 95 version of Judge Dred Scott Pilgrim versus the World was at 85 million.

2533
02:13:24,860 --> 02:13:27,500
You spend some money, my friends.

2534
02:13:27,500 --> 02:13:28,500
Yeah.

2535
02:13:28,500 --> 02:13:30,740
So let's see if there's any more recent.

2536
02:13:30,740 --> 02:13:33,660
Oh, the Greatest Showman is at 84.

2537
02:13:33,660 --> 02:13:37,340
A wild amount of special effects in Scott Pilgrim versus the World.

2538
02:13:37,340 --> 02:13:41,460
But anyway, birds of prey.

2539
02:13:41,460 --> 02:13:43,380
Oh, yeah.

2540
02:13:43,380 --> 02:13:45,420
I remember that movie.

2541
02:13:45,420 --> 02:13:48,100
Let's see Bruce Almighty.

2542
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:54,140
Lego Batman movie.

2543
02:13:54,140 --> 02:13:56,420
Elven and the Chipmunks chipwrecked.

2544
02:13:56,420 --> 02:14:03,580
Those are all kind of like in that that ballpark.

2545
02:14:03,580 --> 02:14:04,580
Let's see.

2546
02:14:04,580 --> 02:14:07,580
Oh, Elvis.

2547
02:14:07,580 --> 02:14:10,220
Was that 85?

2548
02:14:10,220 --> 02:14:17,180
Sing to the first Fast and Furious Divergent Shazam.

2549
02:14:17,180 --> 02:14:24,740
So if we're comparing this to Shazam, I think the special effects are pretty on point.

2550
02:14:24,740 --> 02:14:33,620
Yeah, because this again, I think they were all put into Jimmy.

2551
02:14:33,620 --> 02:14:37,140
All right, DJ, I found it.

2552
02:14:37,140 --> 02:14:39,540
Oh, sorry, you're letting me to cut off.

2553
02:14:39,540 --> 02:14:44,140
No, I was just saying the like my effects score.

2554
02:14:44,140 --> 02:14:48,980
It hasn't bumped up a lot because I was being very kind to this one.

2555
02:14:48,980 --> 02:14:50,260
I personally liked them.

2556
02:14:50,260 --> 02:14:57,740
There were some that were definitely weird, like after Cora and what's his face?

2557
02:14:57,740 --> 02:15:04,020
Noble were fighting like you could definitely tell that there was like some CGI arms happening

2558
02:15:04,020 --> 02:15:07,500
because they were like they both had like their arms broken.

2559
02:15:07,500 --> 02:15:09,380
And so they were like swinging it.

2560
02:15:09,380 --> 02:15:12,140
And so it looked super rubbery like that.

2561
02:15:12,140 --> 02:15:19,700
How about old boys beard when they found him that was clearly like stapled on to his face?

2562
02:15:19,700 --> 02:15:22,300
Like that was such a terrible beard they had on him.

2563
02:15:22,300 --> 02:15:25,220
It didn't even kind of look real.

2564
02:15:25,220 --> 02:15:26,220
Whose beard?

2565
02:15:26,220 --> 02:15:28,940
The Digimon, the digital monster.

2566
02:15:28,940 --> 02:15:31,500
I can't remember his real name.

2567
02:15:31,500 --> 02:15:32,500
Jamon.

2568
02:15:32,500 --> 02:15:33,500
Yes, Jamon.

2569
02:15:33,500 --> 02:15:40,820
Oh, dude, I thought you were talking about Darren Cross's beard.

2570
02:15:40,820 --> 02:15:43,740
The the leader of the that village.

2571
02:15:43,740 --> 02:15:48,100
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, they're their beard budget was definitely not high.

2572
02:15:48,100 --> 02:15:51,300
Yeah, dude, fake beards are like look horrible.

2573
02:15:51,300 --> 02:15:55,940
Yeah, they don't have to because just so you know, I mean, it's kind of more obvious now

2574
02:15:55,940 --> 02:16:03,020
in HD, but like apparently there was a lot of Walter White in Breaking Bad where he in

2575
02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:06,980
real life, he had to shave his goatee and stuff off.

2576
02:16:06,980 --> 02:16:11,380
They put it back on and you can't really tell too much.

2577
02:16:11,380 --> 02:16:17,100
Maybe you can now, but not like these beards, these beards, they should have just used use

2578
02:16:17,100 --> 02:16:22,420
CG like I think it would have looked better.

2579
02:16:22,420 --> 02:16:24,220
So she was paid 800,000.

2580
02:16:24,220 --> 02:16:25,220
What?

2581
02:16:25,220 --> 02:16:29,260
All right, that's that's that's more in line.

2582
02:16:29,260 --> 02:16:34,980
Listen, you're starring in a movie and you should should make some some decent back that

2583
02:16:34,980 --> 02:16:35,980
are we Caleb?

2584
02:16:35,980 --> 02:16:38,380
Are you saying that's not enough or too much?

2585
02:16:38,380 --> 02:16:42,020
Wait, how is that like low compared to everyone else?

2586
02:16:42,020 --> 02:16:43,420
Because I thought I was hearing higher numbers.

2587
02:16:43,420 --> 02:16:45,260
No, I think she was the highest.

2588
02:16:45,260 --> 02:16:46,260
Okay, good.

2589
02:16:46,260 --> 02:16:49,340
Yeah, I said before it was like 400,000.

2590
02:16:49,340 --> 02:16:50,340
I think.

2591
02:16:50,340 --> 02:16:53,420
Yeah, I was hearing I was hearing something else then.

2592
02:16:53,420 --> 02:16:54,420
Oh, yeah.

2593
02:16:54,420 --> 02:16:55,420
Yeah.

2594
02:16:55,420 --> 02:16:56,420
So she made 800,000.

2595
02:16:56,420 --> 02:16:57,420
Yeah.

2596
02:16:57,420 --> 02:17:03,060
So affects movies or just for one.

2597
02:17:03,060 --> 02:17:04,060
That's the real question.

2598
02:17:04,060 --> 02:17:05,060
Are they getting paid?

2599
02:17:05,060 --> 02:17:07,900
I don't have a feeling it's probably for both.

2600
02:17:07,900 --> 02:17:12,020
It probably is, but I would definitely fight for these are two separate movies.

2601
02:17:12,020 --> 02:17:13,020
Sorry, but.

2602
02:17:13,020 --> 02:17:17,860
Yeah, all right, where are you guys sitting with your effects grades?

2603
02:17:17,860 --> 02:17:22,700
Man, the fact that it's 83 million kind of does change things.

2604
02:17:22,700 --> 02:17:23,700
Hmm.

2605
02:17:23,700 --> 02:17:32,020
I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm going to give it a solid.

2606
02:17:32,020 --> 02:17:33,660
74.

2607
02:17:33,660 --> 02:17:46,140
Yeah, I think I'm going to give it right in the middle ish of C. Oh, man.

2608
02:17:46,140 --> 02:17:47,540
What do you think in Rose?

2609
02:17:47,540 --> 02:17:53,180
I'm a little higher than DJ because like even minus the effects that you're like, oh, God,

2610
02:17:53,180 --> 02:17:57,760
it was still very pretty to look at when it came to the effects.

2611
02:17:57,760 --> 02:17:59,540
So I'll go 70.

2612
02:17:59,540 --> 02:18:01,900
Man, you guys suck.

2613
02:18:01,900 --> 02:18:05,740
I'm like 85.

2614
02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:08,540
I was impressed as hell with these effects.

2615
02:18:08,540 --> 02:18:12,660
There was definitely moments where I was just like you could tell that it was like super

2616
02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:13,660
rubbery.

2617
02:18:13,660 --> 02:18:17,940
Some of the I mean, but some of the character designs were sick.

2618
02:18:17,940 --> 02:18:22,660
I think the thing that put me off instantly and I think you do you guys reminded me of

2619
02:18:22,660 --> 02:18:24,340
the bar scene.

2620
02:18:24,340 --> 02:18:25,660
So I actually might bring mine up.

2621
02:18:25,660 --> 02:18:27,700
In fact, I will.

2622
02:18:27,700 --> 02:18:28,700
You know what?

2623
02:18:28,700 --> 02:18:29,700
I'm with DJ.

2624
02:18:29,700 --> 02:18:30,700
I'm sorry.

2625
02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:31,700
Yeah, I forgot about the bar scene.

2626
02:18:31,700 --> 02:18:32,700
I will.

2627
02:18:32,700 --> 02:18:33,700
I will crack 80s.

2628
02:18:33,700 --> 02:18:34,700
I will give an 80.

2629
02:18:34,700 --> 02:18:36,900
I wasn't even talking about the bar scene.

2630
02:18:36,900 --> 02:18:39,620
Well, we're talking about it.

2631
02:18:39,620 --> 02:18:46,140
But like the thing that put me off right away after the you know, the dick ship into the

2632
02:18:46,140 --> 02:18:53,820
vagina space was just her plowing sand in space.

2633
02:18:53,820 --> 02:18:58,620
And then they're just like is a planet that is so close to their planet that it just illuminates

2634
02:18:58,620 --> 02:18:59,620
the night.

2635
02:18:59,620 --> 02:19:01,020
Like something about that.

2636
02:19:01,020 --> 02:19:07,340
It just seemed way too much like there just had to drive home that like if you did not

2637
02:19:07,340 --> 02:19:10,740
know you were in space, best believe you are in space.

2638
02:19:10,740 --> 02:19:12,700
It is not Earth.

2639
02:19:12,700 --> 02:19:13,780
Don't even think about it.

2640
02:19:13,780 --> 02:19:15,340
You're somewhere else.

2641
02:19:15,340 --> 02:19:17,380
Get lost in the magic.

2642
02:19:17,380 --> 02:19:18,860
Like I was already there, bro.

2643
02:19:18,860 --> 02:19:21,420
Like you didn't you didn't need all that.

2644
02:19:21,420 --> 02:19:25,340
Yeah, I I'm a sucker for that stuff.

2645
02:19:25,340 --> 02:19:32,420
Like anything where something big is in the skyline, I'm a big sucker for.

2646
02:19:32,420 --> 02:19:35,260
So I actually really enjoyed that.

2647
02:19:35,260 --> 02:19:40,660
Like I wish we got more of it, but whatever.

2648
02:19:40,660 --> 02:19:42,340
But wasn't in the budget.

2649
02:19:42,340 --> 02:19:55,220
Do you as much fun or as much shit as I would give to the the space vagina?

2650
02:19:55,220 --> 02:19:58,420
Like the effect itself looked pretty decent.

2651
02:19:58,420 --> 02:20:01,300
Yeah, I know.

2652
02:20:01,300 --> 02:20:07,500
I was like that is unfortunate shaping, but it looks like unfortunate.

2653
02:20:07,500 --> 02:20:09,580
It's not like that was an accident.

2654
02:20:09,580 --> 02:20:14,180
Like someone had they didn't go put in like space portal open button.

2655
02:20:14,180 --> 02:20:15,180
And then that's what happened.

2656
02:20:15,180 --> 02:20:21,460
And they're like, oh, people are going to think like someone had to design that and

2657
02:20:21,460 --> 02:20:24,140
make it with their brain.

2658
02:20:24,140 --> 02:20:28,700
Yeah, so I I thought it looked good.

2659
02:20:28,700 --> 02:20:33,780
I liked some of the effects like when that portal closed and like the shockwave it sent

2660
02:20:33,780 --> 02:20:34,780
out.

2661
02:20:34,780 --> 02:20:35,780
Like I love that stuff.

2662
02:20:35,780 --> 02:20:37,140
It was cool.

2663
02:20:37,140 --> 02:20:44,060
And I like the like one thing that's always kind of bothered me about like the Star Wars

2664
02:20:44,060 --> 02:20:45,060
ships.

2665
02:20:45,060 --> 02:20:50,620
It's mild complaint is just the way that they just kind of all hover.

2666
02:20:50,620 --> 02:20:57,140
And I like that these ones have like boosters and rockets that were like propelling it upward.

2667
02:20:57,140 --> 02:21:03,020
Oh, like when they were in like or planet planetary gravity or whatever.

2668
02:21:03,020 --> 02:21:04,020
Yeah.

2669
02:21:04,020 --> 02:21:07,660
So I like those little aspects to it.

2670
02:21:07,660 --> 02:21:12,940
Like it just one of those things about Star Wars that I've always just kind of like meh.

2671
02:21:12,940 --> 02:21:17,620
But yeah, it kind of like fix those issues or just.

2672
02:21:17,620 --> 02:21:18,620
Yeah.

2673
02:21:18,620 --> 02:21:22,540
So yeah, I'm sitting at 85 with my effects.

2674
02:21:22,540 --> 02:21:24,940
All right.

2675
02:21:24,940 --> 02:21:30,020
Next up, we got music and this one we don't have to be unanimous on anymore.

2676
02:21:30,020 --> 02:21:32,540
So if you want to give it.

2677
02:21:32,540 --> 02:21:35,940
Something else you can.

2678
02:21:35,940 --> 02:21:37,340
How low can DJ go?

2679
02:21:37,340 --> 02:21:44,620
I think that's I mean, didn't you say it's like seven is like it was nothing like it

2680
02:21:44,620 --> 02:21:45,620
was music.

2681
02:21:45,620 --> 02:21:47,340
It was it was not silence.

2682
02:21:47,340 --> 02:21:50,380
I think that's more so six, wouldn't it be?

2683
02:21:50,380 --> 02:21:53,300
Yeah, that's more like a five or a six.

2684
02:21:53,300 --> 02:21:56,740
That's probably what I worked on this for a total of two weeks.

2685
02:21:56,740 --> 02:22:00,420
Dude, what you do on it?

2686
02:22:00,420 --> 02:22:08,420
You got the wrong you got the wrong guy on this episode.

2687
02:22:08,420 --> 02:22:09,620
The music.

2688
02:22:09,620 --> 02:22:17,180
I mean, I would give it like a six because I mean, I don't there wasn't anything.

2689
02:22:17,180 --> 02:22:19,220
I mean, Star Wars about it.

2690
02:22:19,220 --> 02:22:20,220
No shit, Mikey.

2691
02:22:20,220 --> 02:22:26,740
He said props for you people just listening like I always do.

2692
02:22:26,740 --> 02:22:28,020
Have you watched it?

2693
02:22:28,020 --> 02:22:33,860
Anything specifically like any of those pit like you touch any of those pistols like,

2694
02:22:33,860 --> 02:22:36,500
yeah, the pistol was sick.

2695
02:22:36,500 --> 02:22:37,780
Yeah.

2696
02:22:37,780 --> 02:22:39,340
By the way, somebody would.

2697
02:22:39,340 --> 02:22:46,140
Oh, you're talking about dread or Judge Dredd, the movie for the whatever the how much it

2698
02:22:46,140 --> 02:22:50,700
cost those guns remind like those giant guns made me think of Judge Dredd.

2699
02:22:50,700 --> 02:22:52,100
That same here.

2700
02:22:52,100 --> 02:22:54,100
Yeah, that and like Hellboy.

2701
02:22:54,100 --> 02:22:55,100
Yeah.

2702
02:22:55,100 --> 02:22:57,100
Yes, especially Hellboy.

2703
02:22:57,100 --> 02:22:59,660
Those are cool.

2704
02:22:59,660 --> 02:23:06,580
But yeah, so like kind of like middle of the road music is like a five where it's just

2705
02:23:06,580 --> 02:23:11,580
like it fit the tone and but it wasn't anything special.

2706
02:23:11,580 --> 02:23:16,780
The soundtrack, I think they tried to go a little bit more on the epic side and I noticed

2707
02:23:16,780 --> 02:23:25,940
that laser swords we were told not to we were told not lightsabers and laser guns we were

2708
02:23:25,940 --> 02:23:29,940
told are definitely not blasters.

2709
02:23:29,940 --> 02:23:33,180
Someone was lied to because they absolutely were.

2710
02:23:33,180 --> 02:23:40,140
Yeah, I feel like any laser gun you just call a black gets like, you know, I need a Kleenex

2711
02:23:40,140 --> 02:23:45,140
like you just it's it's a blaster.

2712
02:23:45,140 --> 02:23:49,940
If your sword lights up, lol, it's a lightsaber.

2713
02:23:49,940 --> 02:23:58,500
Yeah, if you have any light on like a stick like surface, like even in like the Adam project,

2714
02:23:58,500 --> 02:24:01,060
it wasn't like a full on like lightsaber.

2715
02:24:01,060 --> 02:24:04,500
It was a staff with like light rings on it.

2716
02:24:04,500 --> 02:24:06,700
That's a lightsaber.

2717
02:24:06,700 --> 02:24:13,580
Freaking even in like, like one of the episodes of Jimmy Neutron when they're putting on a

2718
02:24:13,580 --> 02:24:19,220
play and it's supposed to be like a it looks like a pirate sword but it has a light beam

2719
02:24:19,220 --> 02:24:20,640
coming out of it.

2720
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:23,500
Everyone thinks that's a lightsaber, even though it looks like a freaking straight up

2721
02:24:23,500 --> 02:24:25,180
pirate sword.

2722
02:24:25,180 --> 02:24:26,900
Yeah.

2723
02:24:26,900 --> 02:24:31,220
And yeah, laser guns were absolutely freaking blasters.

2724
02:24:31,220 --> 02:24:33,820
It was blasters with a different sound effect.

2725
02:24:33,820 --> 02:24:38,500
Yeah, he won't peel them instead of pew pew.

2726
02:24:38,500 --> 02:24:39,500
Yeah.

2727
02:24:39,500 --> 02:24:49,740
But yeah, music I wasn't too impressed with but I think I'm maybe like a six.

2728
02:24:49,740 --> 02:24:51,740
I mean, that's what I gave it.

2729
02:24:51,740 --> 02:24:52,740
Yeah.

2730
02:24:52,740 --> 02:24:56,220
What are you thinking, Rose?

2731
02:24:56,220 --> 02:25:00,660
Well, Mike, mine just decided to be all weird.

2732
02:25:00,660 --> 02:25:02,460
Oh, there he goes.

2733
02:25:02,460 --> 02:25:07,020
I know we're you know, we don't have to be unanimous here anymore.

2734
02:25:07,020 --> 02:25:09,140
Billy, I agree with you guys.

2735
02:25:09,140 --> 02:25:10,140
Six.

2736
02:25:10,140 --> 02:25:13,700
Yeah, it was just kind of nothing.

2737
02:25:13,700 --> 02:25:15,620
Yeah, no Star Wars.

2738
02:25:15,620 --> 02:25:17,580
No, no John Williams.

2739
02:25:17,580 --> 02:25:19,660
But can anything ever be John Williams?

2740
02:25:19,660 --> 02:25:20,660
No.

2741
02:25:20,660 --> 02:25:21,660
And that's the thing.

2742
02:25:21,660 --> 02:25:26,460
Like I said, I came into this movie not not being and that's the thing.

2743
02:25:26,460 --> 02:25:30,180
I don't I don't not like this movie because it's not Star Wars.

2744
02:25:30,180 --> 02:25:34,740
I don't like this movie because it's not a good movie.

2745
02:25:34,740 --> 02:25:36,420
Like just kind of all around.

2746
02:25:36,420 --> 02:25:38,420
Not very good.

2747
02:25:38,420 --> 02:25:39,420
Yeah.

2748
02:25:39,420 --> 02:25:40,860
All right.

2749
02:25:40,860 --> 02:25:44,060
Moving on over to costumes.

2750
02:25:44,060 --> 02:25:50,060
I did like the costumes in this like I thought the the outfits for like the soldiers looked

2751
02:25:50,060 --> 02:25:53,340
really cool.

2752
02:25:53,340 --> 02:25:57,060
And the the Admiral like his his outfit was was sick.

2753
02:25:57,060 --> 02:26:00,780
Kind of had like a Space Marines vibe to it now.

2754
02:26:00,780 --> 02:26:02,020
But which one though?

2755
02:26:02,020 --> 02:26:07,940
Because he didn't I didn't really care about what he was wearing until he was going to

2756
02:26:07,940 --> 02:26:09,700
space business.

2757
02:26:09,700 --> 02:26:13,420
And he was like he had his little tie on and he was like, all right, I'm ready to go to

2758
02:26:13,420 --> 02:26:14,420
work everybody.

2759
02:26:14,420 --> 02:26:18,680
I was waiting for him to pull out a briefcase and be like, all right, this is where I keep

2760
02:26:18,680 --> 02:26:20,700
all the codes.

2761
02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:26,460
I it was very like that reminded me kind of.

2762
02:26:26,460 --> 02:26:28,300
That's the movie.

2763
02:26:28,300 --> 02:26:29,300
Clockwork Orange.

2764
02:26:29,300 --> 02:26:34,660
Like he seemed like he was that seemed very Clockwork Orange esque and like, oh, well,

2765
02:26:34,660 --> 02:26:37,620
this guy might actually go psycho crazy on him.

2766
02:26:37,620 --> 02:26:38,620
He didn't.

2767
02:26:38,620 --> 02:26:41,980
But he looked the part.

2768
02:26:41,980 --> 02:26:44,100
Yeah.

2769
02:26:44,100 --> 02:26:50,660
Some of the outfits like I was getting like there's like a video game where like the characters

2770
02:26:50,660 --> 02:26:57,540
are like in these huge like battle mech suits kind of like fallout, but it's not fallout.

2771
02:26:57,540 --> 02:27:00,420
Are you talking about God dang it.

2772
02:27:00,420 --> 02:27:02,180
Felix something is the main guy.

2773
02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:04,100
What the hell?

2774
02:27:04,100 --> 02:27:05,180
There's three of them.

2775
02:27:05,180 --> 02:27:06,860
What is the name of the movie?

2776
02:27:06,860 --> 02:27:11,100
Marcus Felix is the the main character in the game.

2777
02:27:11,100 --> 02:27:12,380
God dang it.

2778
02:27:12,380 --> 02:27:14,140
What is it?

2779
02:27:14,140 --> 02:27:15,140
Are you Googling it?

2780
02:27:15,140 --> 02:27:16,140
Because I'm about to.

2781
02:27:16,140 --> 02:27:17,940
Yeah, I'm looking at.

2782
02:27:17,940 --> 02:27:20,820
Look at Marcus Phoenix.

2783
02:27:20,820 --> 02:27:23,820
I think it's F.E.N.

2784
02:27:23,820 --> 02:27:24,820
Marcus Phoenix.

2785
02:27:24,820 --> 02:27:28,700
Yeah, Marcus Phoenix voice actor John DiMaggio.

2786
02:27:28,700 --> 02:27:32,380
All right, I quit.

2787
02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:34,540
Yeah, I can't.

2788
02:27:34,540 --> 02:27:37,580
I can't think of it.

2789
02:27:37,580 --> 02:27:38,580
It's definitely not Halo.

2790
02:27:38,580 --> 02:27:40,580
No, a little bit closer.

2791
02:27:40,580 --> 02:27:41,580
Gears of War.

2792
02:27:41,580 --> 02:27:42,580
Jesus Christ.

2793
02:27:42,580 --> 02:27:43,580
Gears of War.

2794
02:27:43,580 --> 02:27:46,300
Is that what you're talking about?

2795
02:27:46,300 --> 02:27:48,700
Let me see.

2796
02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:54,460
Feel like if you're Googling it, it's no.

2797
02:27:54,460 --> 02:27:57,860
It's on that same track.

2798
02:27:57,860 --> 02:28:00,420
Like it's very similar to that.

2799
02:28:00,420 --> 02:28:06,140
Like it's kind of like a mixed Gears of War, a little bit of doom.

2800
02:28:06,140 --> 02:28:10,980
But like the ones that I'm talking about, they have like big like rounded like they're

2801
02:28:10,980 --> 02:28:13,060
freaking like giant suits.

2802
02:28:13,060 --> 02:28:16,660
You might be talking about Warhammer 40K.

2803
02:28:16,660 --> 02:28:19,860
All right, let me see.

2804
02:28:19,860 --> 02:28:20,860
Right.

2805
02:28:20,860 --> 02:28:22,860
This is the table talk table.

2806
02:28:22,860 --> 02:28:25,300
Yep, that's exactly it.

2807
02:28:25,300 --> 02:28:26,300
There we go.

2808
02:28:26,300 --> 02:28:31,860
Yep, I was getting some major Warhammer vibes from the I know a few nerd things and I finally

2809
02:28:31,860 --> 02:28:35,500
been able to make work.

2810
02:28:35,500 --> 02:28:43,860
Anyway, it's funny that you say that because I heard that this movie was actually going

2811
02:28:43,860 --> 02:28:51,060
to be in two better venues first because it after it got rejected from Disney, he also

2812
02:28:51,060 --> 02:28:56,620
wanted to maybe do it either as a series or as a video game.

2813
02:28:56,620 --> 02:29:00,940
And I got to tell you, I think I would have much rather played this video game than watch

2814
02:29:00,940 --> 02:29:01,940
this movie.

2815
02:29:01,940 --> 02:29:02,940
I would.

2816
02:29:02,940 --> 02:29:03,940
Yeah.

2817
02:29:03,940 --> 02:29:08,340
I don't think it would have been a better series than what we got out of this because

2818
02:29:08,340 --> 02:29:11,460
it would have just been even longer.

2819
02:29:11,460 --> 02:29:15,740
But I think a video game would have been cool.

2820
02:29:15,740 --> 02:29:17,100
A video game would have been way cool.

2821
02:29:17,100 --> 02:29:24,180
It would have made the like getting the gang together thing like last a little bit better.

2822
02:29:24,180 --> 02:29:29,140
Yeah, it would have made more sense if it was like, oh, they're pretty easily convinced

2823
02:29:29,140 --> 02:29:31,740
to come and help me do this thing.

2824
02:29:31,740 --> 02:29:32,740
Yeah.

2825
02:29:32,740 --> 02:29:37,460
A series he still has plans for.

2826
02:29:37,460 --> 02:29:38,460
Oh, no.

2827
02:29:38,460 --> 02:29:40,180
Oh, wow.

2828
02:29:40,180 --> 02:29:46,140
Putting it up on the shelf.

2829
02:29:46,140 --> 02:29:49,700
I am curious how this movie did with when it comes to Netflix numbers.

2830
02:29:49,700 --> 02:29:53,660
I mean, listen, for Mikey's sake, I hope that it I hope that it goes on and it goes for

2831
02:29:53,660 --> 02:29:56,260
a thousand seasons and he gets to be the prop master.

2832
02:29:56,260 --> 02:30:03,060
But for the rest of us with eyes, I would like to not have this.

2833
02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:09,820
Yeah, it was no bueno.

2834
02:30:09,820 --> 02:30:15,420
Like, not without better storytelling.

2835
02:30:15,420 --> 02:30:18,380
It needs a better story.

2836
02:30:18,380 --> 02:30:20,340
And less slow mo.

2837
02:30:20,340 --> 02:30:23,460
You come to the wrong place, my friend.

2838
02:30:23,460 --> 02:30:29,860
But yeah, I mean, I really like the.

2839
02:30:29,860 --> 02:30:31,980
I don't see it going anywhere past part two.

2840
02:30:31,980 --> 02:30:34,340
You can only hope that that's the case.

2841
02:30:34,340 --> 02:30:39,580
Yeah, I was going to say, don't don't speak things into existence that can't be true.

2842
02:30:39,580 --> 02:30:42,140
Yeah, I don't like.

2843
02:30:42,140 --> 02:30:47,140
Listen, James Cameron wants to make 17 Avatar movies.

2844
02:30:47,140 --> 02:30:55,140
Those aren't any good.

2845
02:30:55,140 --> 02:30:58,740
From like the looks of it, it looks like it was somewhat successful when it comes to the

2846
02:30:58,740 --> 02:30:59,740
streaming numbers.

2847
02:30:59,740 --> 02:31:07,020
Well, it was on the top 10 for a while, but like I had to search it to like same here.

2848
02:31:07,020 --> 02:31:11,700
So I'm pretty sure that means it's not doing very well anymore.

2849
02:31:11,700 --> 02:31:16,300
Well, it's already been out for what, a month, a month and a half, something like that.

2850
02:31:16,300 --> 02:31:17,300
Is that right?

2851
02:31:17,300 --> 02:31:18,300
Yeah, about that.

2852
02:31:18,300 --> 02:31:20,460
Yeah, it came out a couple of days before Christmas.

2853
02:31:20,460 --> 02:31:27,380
But yeah, so I mean, overall, the outfits, I mean, for the main gang, the outfits were

2854
02:31:27,380 --> 02:31:29,980
just kind of.

2855
02:31:29,980 --> 02:31:35,940
They were spacey, but they were also nothing really like there was no there was no like

2856
02:31:35,940 --> 02:31:37,500
what you guys have said it.

2857
02:31:37,500 --> 02:31:40,820
There's no silhouette that you go, oh, rebel moon.

2858
02:31:40,820 --> 02:31:41,820
Yeah.

2859
02:31:41,820 --> 02:31:49,700
But I did really like the the outfits for the knockoff empire.

2860
02:31:49,700 --> 02:31:52,820
I really like those those military.

2861
02:31:52,820 --> 02:31:56,420
I wouldn't I don't even know if I would put them as high as the knockoff empire.

2862
02:31:56,420 --> 02:32:00,380
I would say knockoff first order.

2863
02:32:00,380 --> 02:32:01,380
Not wrong.

2864
02:32:01,380 --> 02:32:02,380
Yeah.

2865
02:32:02,380 --> 02:32:06,140
By the way, you know who had the only recognizable silhouette?

2866
02:32:06,140 --> 02:32:08,460
Again, we come back to Jimmy.

2867
02:32:08,460 --> 02:32:13,460
The man's got his robot antlers on and you're like, you would be like, what is this movie

2868
02:32:13,460 --> 02:32:16,820
with all the people in the line and their their silhouettes?

2869
02:32:16,820 --> 02:32:18,620
Then you'd see him over at the end.

2870
02:32:18,620 --> 02:32:20,420
No one paying attention to him for some reason.

2871
02:32:20,420 --> 02:32:22,500
You're like, oh, is the rebel moon?

2872
02:32:22,500 --> 02:32:26,500
Yeah, I like that guy on the end.

2873
02:32:26,500 --> 02:32:27,500
Yeah.

2874
02:32:27,500 --> 02:32:33,860
Yeah, I I think I'm sitting in maybe.

2875
02:32:33,860 --> 02:32:36,500
A seven with the costumes.

2876
02:32:36,500 --> 02:32:38,540
I was leading.

2877
02:32:38,540 --> 02:32:42,100
I'd be like a seven and a half.

2878
02:32:42,100 --> 02:32:45,500
Just because I really like those those outfits.

2879
02:32:45,500 --> 02:32:51,380
But I can't justify going that like up to an eight.

2880
02:32:51,380 --> 02:32:54,020
I'm in the same boat seven as well.

2881
02:32:54,020 --> 02:33:00,020
Yeah, I went six because what are we doing here?

2882
02:33:00,020 --> 02:33:01,020
Making a podcast, man.

2883
02:33:01,020 --> 02:33:03,020
That's what actually, you know what?

2884
02:33:03,020 --> 02:33:04,060
I take it back.

2885
02:33:04,060 --> 02:33:09,140
I am going to go up to seven just for Atticus alone, because that dude was like, you know

2886
02:33:09,140 --> 02:33:10,140
what?

2887
02:33:10,140 --> 02:33:11,140
I'm going to go out.

2888
02:33:11,140 --> 02:33:12,140
I'm going to go out looking good.

2889
02:33:12,140 --> 02:33:13,140
Yeah, fair enough.

2890
02:33:13,140 --> 02:33:14,140
All right.

2891
02:33:14,140 --> 02:33:18,660
Last up, we got our own personal score.

2892
02:33:18,660 --> 02:33:20,660
Rose, you want to take this one first?

2893
02:33:20,660 --> 02:33:23,100
I would love to.

2894
02:33:23,100 --> 02:33:24,100
So yeah, I'm sorry.

2895
02:33:24,100 --> 02:33:25,460
I did not love this movie.

2896
02:33:25,460 --> 02:33:30,820
I thought it was just all right, if not like kind of bad.

2897
02:33:30,820 --> 02:33:32,580
The characters weren't that interesting.

2898
02:33:32,580 --> 02:33:35,700
The story wasn't that interesting.

2899
02:33:35,700 --> 02:33:41,220
I felt like a way about I felt with this movie how I felt about Dune.

2900
02:33:41,220 --> 02:33:48,620
But I still think I enjoyed doing a little little more and frickin I fell asleep in doing

2901
02:33:48,620 --> 02:33:50,420
a couple of times.

2902
02:33:50,420 --> 02:33:58,260
Now Ergo, I did see that in theaters.

2903
02:33:58,260 --> 02:33:59,260
How long was Dune?

2904
02:33:59,260 --> 02:34:01,060
Do you remember?

2905
02:34:01,060 --> 02:34:02,300
Let's find out.

2906
02:34:02,300 --> 02:34:06,260
I think it was like it was it had to be like almost three hours or at least it felt like

2907
02:34:06,260 --> 02:34:07,260
that.

2908
02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:08,260
I can't you know what?

2909
02:34:08,260 --> 02:34:09,260
I take it back.

2910
02:34:09,260 --> 02:34:10,260
I was going to watch Dune.

2911
02:34:10,260 --> 02:34:11,740
I don't think I can do it, man.

2912
02:34:11,740 --> 02:34:12,740
Holy shit.

2913
02:34:12,740 --> 02:34:15,100
Okay, so Dune is 155 minutes.

2914
02:34:15,100 --> 02:34:16,100
I need that.

2915
02:34:16,100 --> 02:34:18,420
That's like saying my son is 27 months old.

2916
02:34:18,420 --> 02:34:19,420
That means nothing to me.

2917
02:34:19,420 --> 02:34:20,420
Yeah, you know, fair enough.

2918
02:34:20,420 --> 02:34:22,260
I feel the same way.

2919
02:34:22,260 --> 02:34:24,860
Let's damn it.

2920
02:34:24,860 --> 02:34:27,860
I damn it.

2921
02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:28,860
Like you movie math.

2922
02:34:28,860 --> 02:34:29,860
Come on.

2923
02:34:29,860 --> 02:34:30,860
No one's gonna break it down for me.

2924
02:34:30,860 --> 02:34:32,820
Let's see.

2925
02:34:32,820 --> 02:34:36,020
155 minutes in hours.

2926
02:34:36,020 --> 02:34:38,300
There we go.

2927
02:34:38,300 --> 02:34:41,020
That is two hours and 58 minutes.

2928
02:34:41,020 --> 02:34:42,020
So almost.

2929
02:34:42,020 --> 02:34:44,980
Oh, no, that's too many minutes.

2930
02:34:44,980 --> 02:34:48,100
It is almost three hour movie.

2931
02:34:48,100 --> 02:34:49,100
Wait, how does it wait?

2932
02:34:49,100 --> 02:34:50,100
Wait, how does it fit?

2933
02:34:50,100 --> 02:34:51,100
I'm sorry.

2934
02:34:51,100 --> 02:34:52,100
Two hours and 37 minutes.

2935
02:34:52,100 --> 02:34:53,100
I'm sorry.

2936
02:34:53,100 --> 02:34:54,100
You're getting warmer.

2937
02:34:54,100 --> 02:35:00,940
Again, how does that make sense?

2938
02:35:00,940 --> 02:35:07,220
Because isn't it is you said it's 155 minutes.

2939
02:35:07,220 --> 02:35:08,220
So it's 160.

2940
02:35:08,220 --> 02:35:09,220
Sorry.

2941
02:35:09,220 --> 02:35:10,220
I know.

2942
02:35:10,220 --> 02:35:11,220
I just know.

2943
02:35:11,220 --> 02:35:12,220
Delete that from the podcast.

2944
02:35:12,220 --> 02:35:14,140
DJ is bad at math and doesn't understand it.

2945
02:35:14,140 --> 02:35:16,100
Delete, delete, delete quick.

2946
02:35:16,100 --> 02:35:18,300
I don't either.

2947
02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:20,100
Dune 2 is even longer.

2948
02:35:20,100 --> 02:35:23,660
No, it's 166 minutes.

2949
02:35:23,660 --> 02:35:25,620
Oh, my.

2950
02:35:25,620 --> 02:35:26,620
I quit this.

2951
02:35:26,620 --> 02:35:27,620
And you know what?

2952
02:35:27,620 --> 02:35:28,620
I was tempted to go.

2953
02:35:28,620 --> 02:35:33,140
I would literally only go see part two just for Timothy Chalamet because he won me over

2954
02:35:33,140 --> 02:35:34,620
so much for Wonka.

2955
02:35:34,620 --> 02:35:36,140
Then I was like, OK, you know what?

2956
02:35:36,140 --> 02:35:39,140
I kind of want to see more of him.

2957
02:35:39,140 --> 02:35:44,540
But if it's that much longer, and I know that's only like 10 minutes, but still that is long

2958
02:35:44,540 --> 02:35:46,340
as hell.

2959
02:35:46,340 --> 02:35:50,500
Did that did the movie like focus around him?

2960
02:35:50,500 --> 02:35:51,720
Yeah.

2961
02:35:51,720 --> 02:35:57,100
So it was oh, God, I can't remember why he was the focus.

2962
02:35:57,100 --> 02:36:02,300
This he was like the prof prophecy child or some shit like that.

2963
02:36:02,300 --> 02:36:03,580
I think so, at least.

2964
02:36:03,580 --> 02:36:06,020
Wait, we never said what was your grade for this?

2965
02:36:06,020 --> 02:36:07,020
Your personal score?

2966
02:36:07,020 --> 02:36:10,500
Oh, yeah, that's probably something I should say.

2967
02:36:10,500 --> 02:36:11,740
Yeah.

2968
02:36:11,740 --> 02:36:18,260
So might be a lot of Dune, but I still like doing more and just it was it was just all

2969
02:36:18,260 --> 02:36:20,660
right.

2970
02:36:20,660 --> 02:36:28,700
And honestly, I unless like DJ and Caleb want to do part two, I really have no interest

2971
02:36:28,700 --> 02:36:29,900
in watching part two.

2972
02:36:29,900 --> 02:36:32,780
I mean, we kind of have to, I think.

2973
02:36:32,780 --> 02:36:35,100
Fair enough.

2974
02:36:35,100 --> 02:36:38,500
You've got a point.

2975
02:36:38,500 --> 02:36:45,060
So I think I'm probably.

2976
02:36:45,060 --> 02:36:48,140
I think I'll be at a 64.

2977
02:36:48,140 --> 02:36:49,860
Yeah.

2978
02:36:49,860 --> 02:36:50,980
You're a good man.

2979
02:36:50,980 --> 02:36:53,900
You're a good man.

2980
02:36:53,900 --> 02:36:57,900
I think I'm going to go just for the sake of being different.

2981
02:36:57,900 --> 02:37:02,380
I want to go one point higher than you and say 65.

2982
02:37:02,380 --> 02:37:06,260
I won't submit this yet, just in case I talk myself up or down.

2983
02:37:06,260 --> 02:37:08,540
But I came into this movie.

2984
02:37:08,540 --> 02:37:10,060
I said it earlier in the show.

2985
02:37:10,060 --> 02:37:16,740
Like I came into this movie legitimately like I want a new thing to be into.

2986
02:37:16,740 --> 02:37:18,780
Like it doesn't have to be Star Wars level.

2987
02:37:18,780 --> 02:37:20,780
It just needs to be like the next thing.

2988
02:37:20,780 --> 02:37:21,860
Like I don't care.

2989
02:37:21,860 --> 02:37:23,320
Harry Potter is done.

2990
02:37:23,320 --> 02:37:24,320
Everything is done.

2991
02:37:24,320 --> 02:37:26,060
Dune could be 60 minutes.

2992
02:37:26,060 --> 02:37:27,420
It's still too long.

2993
02:37:27,420 --> 02:37:30,740
Mike, you're not helping.

2994
02:37:30,740 --> 02:37:32,780
Hell yeah.

2995
02:37:32,780 --> 02:37:34,900
Yes, it was.

2996
02:37:34,900 --> 02:37:36,980
Mikey Wonka was dope.

2997
02:37:36,980 --> 02:37:44,740
This is not I want in the by the way, we talked about it too with like the Lady Ghostbusters

2998
02:37:44,740 --> 02:37:45,740
movie.

2999
02:37:45,740 --> 02:37:49,300
I wanted that movie to be good and it just was not good.

3000
02:37:49,300 --> 02:37:52,020
Like people said that, you know, people hated on that movie.

3001
02:37:52,020 --> 02:37:53,900
Oh, it's ladies and you don't like ladies.

3002
02:37:53,900 --> 02:37:55,060
Like I'm sorry.

3003
02:37:55,060 --> 02:37:56,580
The movie is bad.

3004
02:37:56,580 --> 02:37:59,660
And this is the same thing of like, well, you just don't like it because it's not Star

3005
02:37:59,660 --> 02:38:00,660
Wars.

3006
02:38:00,660 --> 02:38:04,220
No, I definitely love Star Wars, but I also like cool stuff.

3007
02:38:04,220 --> 02:38:06,900
And this was like something that wanted to be cool.

3008
02:38:06,900 --> 02:38:08,360
So bad.

3009
02:38:08,360 --> 02:38:09,360
So bad.

3010
02:38:09,360 --> 02:38:10,700
It was like, look how cool I am.

3011
02:38:10,700 --> 02:38:12,380
Oh my God.

3012
02:38:12,380 --> 02:38:13,780
It's space.

3013
02:38:13,780 --> 02:38:15,260
Isn't space cool?

3014
02:38:15,260 --> 02:38:18,260
We're doing space things.

3015
02:38:18,260 --> 02:38:23,380
And it just was not it was not that the movie didn't know what the best parts of it were.

3016
02:38:23,380 --> 02:38:25,140
It was like, maybe we should go over here.

3017
02:38:25,140 --> 02:38:26,140
And everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no.

3018
02:38:26,140 --> 02:38:27,580
Pan left again.

3019
02:38:27,580 --> 02:38:28,940
And just it just couldn't do it.

3020
02:38:28,940 --> 02:38:31,580
It would not go where you wanted it to go.

3021
02:38:31,580 --> 02:38:38,300
So for those reasons, I'm out.

3022
02:38:38,300 --> 02:38:39,980
I guess he did try to warn us, Mikey.

3023
02:38:39,980 --> 02:38:40,980
He did try to warn us.

3024
02:38:40,980 --> 02:38:46,100
Well, then Mikey was Mikey was the main champion of this movie is not going to be what you

3025
02:38:46,100 --> 02:38:47,620
think it is.

3026
02:38:47,620 --> 02:38:51,020
And I just counted and Mikey is Star Wars guy.

3027
02:38:51,020 --> 02:38:55,140
But I still counted him amongst one of the haters and was like, no, he's going to be

3028
02:38:55,140 --> 02:38:56,140
wrong.

3029
02:38:56,140 --> 02:38:58,260
This movie is going to be good.

3030
02:38:58,260 --> 02:39:01,100
He is a hater.

3031
02:39:01,100 --> 02:39:02,580
And he was right.

3032
02:39:02,580 --> 02:39:04,300
Sadly, he was right.

3033
02:39:04,300 --> 02:39:08,340
Because did I say 6464?

3034
02:39:08,340 --> 02:39:10,580
No, sorry.

3035
02:39:10,580 --> 02:39:12,100
65.

3036
02:39:12,100 --> 02:39:13,980
Submit.

3037
02:39:13,980 --> 02:39:25,820
Man, I feel like I enjoyed this movie a lot more than you guys did.

3038
02:39:25,820 --> 02:39:28,300
I had a good time with this one.

3039
02:39:28,300 --> 02:39:33,340
Like I to a point to like definitely to a point, like I don't think it was anything

3040
02:39:33,340 --> 02:39:41,820
like masterfully crafted, but this kind of like itched the part of me that needed a Star

3041
02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:46,340
Wars story or Star Wars esque.

3042
02:39:46,340 --> 02:39:52,780
And it wasn't quite on the lines of like Dune because I found Dune to be quite boring.

3043
02:39:52,780 --> 02:39:58,340
But this one I thought was a little bit more fun.

3044
02:39:58,340 --> 02:40:04,660
Yeah, I especially like the part where they were going to rape that lady anyway.

3045
02:40:04,660 --> 02:40:10,020
Okay, that was okay.

3046
02:40:10,020 --> 02:40:11,940
Fuck more about the fun.

3047
02:40:11,940 --> 02:40:18,860
Yeah, but I think there was like some decent bones to this story.

3048
02:40:18,860 --> 02:40:22,420
It just wasn't executed well.

3049
02:40:22,420 --> 02:40:29,420
And I'm excited to see what they do with part two, but I'm not and my expectations have

3050
02:40:29,420 --> 02:40:30,420
been managed.

3051
02:40:30,420 --> 02:40:35,580
I was gonna say excited is a weird word to use.

3052
02:40:35,580 --> 02:40:41,100
Not excited, but it's just like, okay, my ex, they've been set.

3053
02:40:41,100 --> 02:40:49,780
I went into this with little to none in terms of like my expectations and it moved up slightly.

3054
02:40:49,780 --> 02:40:54,380
Yeah, like I was like, yeah, like decent bones.

3055
02:40:54,380 --> 02:40:58,300
And then so yeah, with part two, I'm like barely above the ground.

3056
02:40:58,300 --> 02:41:03,780
So hopefully like it's better, but I'm not counting on it.

3057
02:41:03,780 --> 02:41:07,460
Hey, Caleb question for you.

3058
02:41:07,460 --> 02:41:12,940
When was the last time that you looked at our scores for Dune?

3059
02:41:12,940 --> 02:41:13,940
It's been a minute.

3060
02:41:13,940 --> 02:41:17,380
Do you remember your personal score?

3061
02:41:17,380 --> 02:41:18,380
What did you get?

3062
02:41:18,380 --> 02:41:20,860
What is your personal score?

3063
02:41:20,860 --> 02:41:26,700
Yeah, I was gonna say don't don't give him that.

3064
02:41:26,700 --> 02:41:27,700
I am.

3065
02:41:27,700 --> 02:41:29,500
Remember, these are the ones that don't matter.

3066
02:41:29,500 --> 02:41:32,980
You guys.

3067
02:41:32,980 --> 02:41:40,060
I think I'm going to give Rebel Moon is 73.

3068
02:41:40,060 --> 02:41:42,020
I saw some eyebrow move.

3069
02:41:42,020 --> 02:41:44,860
No, did I like doing more?

3070
02:41:44,860 --> 02:41:46,860
Yeah, you did.

3071
02:41:46,860 --> 02:41:54,780
You gave doing a 79 for a personal 79 seems high.

3072
02:41:54,780 --> 02:41:55,780
You get.

3073
02:41:55,780 --> 02:41:57,380
Yeah, you gave it a 79.

3074
02:41:57,380 --> 02:42:00,380
I gave it a 72 for personal score.

3075
02:42:00,380 --> 02:42:01,380
Oh boy.

3076
02:42:01,380 --> 02:42:02,380
Holy shit.

3077
02:42:02,380 --> 02:42:03,380
Oh, that's okay.

3078
02:42:03,380 --> 02:42:04,380
Well, I mean, I.

3079
02:42:04,380 --> 02:42:05,380
Oh boy.

3080
02:42:05,380 --> 02:42:06,380
That place has a two limit hour limit on their movies.

3081
02:42:06,380 --> 02:42:07,380
I have a feeling.

3082
02:42:07,380 --> 02:42:21,220
Extended director Scott will show more character development missing pieces.

3083
02:42:21,220 --> 02:42:23,340
First of all, I saw that.

3084
02:42:23,340 --> 02:42:25,500
I saw that and thought it was a joke.

3085
02:42:25,500 --> 02:42:27,060
Mikey, you write in right now.

3086
02:42:27,060 --> 02:42:28,060
Is that true?

3087
02:42:28,060 --> 02:42:29,060
That's not real.

3088
02:42:29,060 --> 02:42:30,060
You're a joke.

3089
02:42:30,060 --> 02:42:31,900
You're not a joke, but you're joking.

3090
02:42:31,900 --> 02:42:34,460
That's not no, I don't believe this.

3091
02:42:34,460 --> 02:42:36,100
I don't believe it.

3092
02:42:36,100 --> 02:42:39,740
You just tried to do that so that someone would screenshot this and make it a meme,

3093
02:42:39,740 --> 02:42:40,740
but that's not real.

3094
02:42:40,740 --> 02:42:42,740
No, it's really him.

3095
02:42:42,740 --> 02:42:47,740
Block him right now.

3096
02:42:47,740 --> 02:42:49,740
There doesn't need to be.

3097
02:42:49,740 --> 02:42:51,540
Listen, it was it not his.

3098
02:42:51,540 --> 02:42:53,220
There's a two hour limit.

3099
02:42:53,220 --> 02:42:57,100
Didn't wasn't that one Scorsese movie 100 hours long?

3100
02:42:57,100 --> 02:43:01,420
I will prove you wrong when that movie never sees the light of day.

3101
02:43:01,420 --> 02:43:04,420
Michael Trudell Jr.

3102
02:43:04,420 --> 02:43:12,180
Okay, I may not stand by what my score was for Dune anymore.

3103
02:43:12,180 --> 02:43:14,660
You gotta rewatch it.

3104
02:43:14,660 --> 02:43:15,660
I know.

3105
02:43:15,660 --> 02:43:16,660
I know.

3106
02:43:16,660 --> 02:43:17,660
I do need to rewatch it.

3107
02:43:17,660 --> 02:43:22,660
I do need to rewatch it, but I am going to stand by this Rebel Moon score.

3108
02:43:22,660 --> 02:43:24,740
Listen, we all make mistakes.

3109
02:43:24,740 --> 02:43:25,740
I voted.

3110
02:43:25,740 --> 02:43:29,780
I gave a personal grade of 100 to the last Matrix movie.

3111
02:43:29,780 --> 02:43:33,580
We all do crazy things.

3112
02:43:33,580 --> 02:43:34,700
It doesn't make sense.

3113
02:43:34,700 --> 02:43:36,620
The movie business is a wild place.

3114
02:43:36,620 --> 02:43:41,700
You guys, of course, doesn't make straight to next day movies.

3115
02:43:41,700 --> 02:43:44,500
I quit.

3116
02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:45,860
I quit this show.

3117
02:43:45,860 --> 02:43:46,860
I quit life.

3118
02:43:46,860 --> 02:43:49,300
I'm jumping off the skyway tonight.

3119
02:43:49,300 --> 02:43:50,300
Guys don't have that context.

3120
02:43:50,300 --> 02:43:53,660
It's a very high bridge in brand or in Florida.

3121
02:43:53,660 --> 02:44:00,900
I think I'm going to stand by my score now of 73 for Rebel Moon.

3122
02:44:00,900 --> 02:44:10,060
So we're just going to breeze over the fact that DJ talked about killing himself.

3123
02:44:10,060 --> 02:44:13,380
Okay, listen, here's the real question.

3124
02:44:13,380 --> 02:44:20,540
When not if but when we do part two, do we combine those scores to make some giant mega

3125
02:44:20,540 --> 02:44:27,820
score of whatever this whole stupid thing was supposed to be?

3126
02:44:27,820 --> 02:44:28,820
To be discussed.

3127
02:44:28,820 --> 02:44:36,980
Since there was a time because Netflix doesn't have the terabytes to get the get more than

3128
02:44:36,980 --> 02:44:38,100
a two hour movie in.

3129
02:44:38,100 --> 02:44:39,100
Shit.

3130
02:44:39,100 --> 02:44:40,100
All right.

3131
02:44:40,100 --> 02:44:48,340
So going through these scores.

3132
02:44:48,340 --> 02:44:57,220
So Rebel Moon, the story ended up sitting at a 69.67.

3133
02:44:57,220 --> 02:45:02,340
It's happening just like I know I my goal just you know, I came in here going this will

3134
02:45:02,340 --> 02:45:03,340
be a D movie.

3135
02:45:03,340 --> 02:45:07,540
I will do my part and make this a movie.

3136
02:45:07,540 --> 02:45:14,020
The writing is going to be at a 66.33.

3137
02:45:14,020 --> 02:45:23,540
The acting took a bit of a jump sitting at a 73.33 character development is the lowest

3138
02:45:23,540 --> 02:45:28,860
category sitting at a 62.33.

3139
02:45:28,860 --> 02:45:33,140
The effects are the highest category sitting at 81.67.

3140
02:45:33,140 --> 02:45:36,580
They earned it.

3141
02:45:36,580 --> 02:45:39,580
Music averaged out to a six out of 10.

3142
02:45:39,580 --> 02:45:43,100
The costumes is sitting at a seven out of 10.

3143
02:45:43,100 --> 02:45:49,220
And then our personal scores ended up averaging out to a 67.33.

3144
02:45:49,220 --> 02:45:51,620
Everything's coming up Millhouse baby.

3145
02:45:51,620 --> 02:45:53,700
I love it.

3146
02:45:53,700 --> 02:45:59,860
So with that, the final all bros and untrained I letter grade for Rebel Moon has come out

3147
02:45:59,860 --> 02:46:09,060
to a C minus son of a bitch.

3148
02:46:09,060 --> 02:46:12,060
I hate this dumb show.

3149
02:46:12,060 --> 02:46:13,940
These are dumb.

3150
02:46:13,940 --> 02:46:14,940
Everyone.

3151
02:46:14,940 --> 02:46:26,620
I was I'm sorry I was a DJ I was hoping for a D plus at the highest son of a bitch.

3152
02:46:26,620 --> 02:46:28,860
What a dumb thing we did tonight.

3153
02:46:28,860 --> 02:46:34,220
We spent almost three at we spent longer than this dumb movie to do a dumb thing with it.

3154
02:46:34,220 --> 02:46:41,420
A minus just delete the show.

3155
02:46:41,420 --> 02:46:47,820
So it is it's one of our sturdier C minus movies.

3156
02:46:47,820 --> 02:46:48,820
Damn it.

3157
02:46:48,820 --> 02:46:49,820
I resign.

3158
02:46:49,820 --> 02:46:50,820
I resign as third co-host.

3159
02:46:50,820 --> 02:46:51,820
I've done this.

3160
02:46:51,820 --> 02:46:57,340
I've done everyone a disservice today.

3161
02:46:57,340 --> 02:46:58,340
I'm sorry.

3162
02:46:58,340 --> 02:47:03,900
I'm going to step down before I'm asked to leave.

3163
02:47:03,900 --> 02:47:11,620
So it is sitting at a seventy one point nine five percent.

3164
02:47:11,620 --> 02:47:20,740
So that puts it got to do below first below because the above is what's always wild.

3165
02:47:20,740 --> 02:47:22,400
Okay.

3166
02:47:22,400 --> 02:47:30,820
So this ended up below slacks which is a oh yeah.

3167
02:47:30,820 --> 02:47:39,300
Which is a it's a horror movie about sentient pants coming to life.

3168
02:47:39,300 --> 02:47:41,180
I already like it more than this movie.

3169
02:47:41,180 --> 02:47:42,180
Keep going.

3170
02:47:42,180 --> 02:47:45,820
So that was actually a low slack.

3171
02:47:45,820 --> 02:47:48,500
Here's where shit's going to get wild.

3172
02:47:48,500 --> 02:47:51,660
It is below Morbius.

3173
02:47:51,660 --> 02:47:52,900
That's that's right.

3174
02:47:52,900 --> 02:47:55,420
I never saw I didn't see Morbius tonight.

3175
02:47:55,420 --> 02:47:57,300
I can agree with that.

3176
02:47:57,300 --> 02:47:59,500
It is below X-Men Dark Phoenix.

3177
02:47:59,500 --> 02:48:00,500
Hilarious.

3178
02:48:00,500 --> 02:48:02,700
I think I enjoy Dark Phoenix more than this.

3179
02:48:02,700 --> 02:48:05,780
I know it's a bold take.

3180
02:48:05,780 --> 02:48:06,780
Yeah.

3181
02:48:06,780 --> 02:48:14,740
And it is below Tom and Jerry that live action movie they did.

3182
02:48:14,740 --> 02:48:16,740
Okay.

3183
02:48:16,740 --> 02:48:19,540
And it is below Space Jam a New Legacy.

3184
02:48:19,540 --> 02:48:20,540
Hilarious.

3185
02:48:20,540 --> 02:48:22,700
Space Jam gets so high.

3186
02:48:22,700 --> 02:48:23,700
That's the hot take.

3187
02:48:23,700 --> 02:48:24,700
Space.

3188
02:48:24,700 --> 02:48:27,700
I saw that movie sucked.

3189
02:48:27,700 --> 02:48:28,700
I kind of liked it.

3190
02:48:28,700 --> 02:48:35,820
Space Jam a New Legacy is sitting at a C. So this is like perfectly centered in between

3191
02:48:35,820 --> 02:48:36,820
our C minus.

3192
02:48:36,820 --> 02:48:38,660
I just want to remind everyone listening right now.

3193
02:48:38,660 --> 02:48:42,340
Caleb said this is the part that doesn't matter.

3194
02:48:42,340 --> 02:48:44,700
That's what he said with his human mouth.

3195
02:48:44,700 --> 02:48:49,140
To all of you listening, this is the part that doesn't matter.

3196
02:48:49,140 --> 02:48:54,340
This might be the only part that matters.

3197
02:48:54,340 --> 02:48:59,820
We might as well just do these scores ahead of time and just fight it out with positioning.

3198
02:48:59,820 --> 02:49:02,820
That should be the only show.

3199
02:49:02,820 --> 02:49:03,820
Oh man.

3200
02:49:03,820 --> 02:49:04,820
All right.

3201
02:49:04,820 --> 02:49:07,020
Ready for what it's above?

3202
02:49:07,020 --> 02:49:08,020
Absolutely.

3203
02:49:08,020 --> 02:49:09,020
All right.

3204
02:49:09,020 --> 02:49:14,980
It is sitting above Star Wars The Last Jedi.

3205
02:49:14,980 --> 02:49:15,980
Now listen to me.

3206
02:49:15,980 --> 02:49:17,740
I was going to make this point.

3207
02:49:17,740 --> 02:49:22,620
I was going to make this point that this movie, I was going to ask if you guys had done that

3208
02:49:22,620 --> 02:49:26,300
because I think that that deserves a revisit now.

3209
02:49:26,300 --> 02:49:34,060
I think we need to see that movie with rebel moon eyes and really think about it.

3210
02:49:34,060 --> 02:49:35,060
You know what?

3211
02:49:35,060 --> 02:49:36,540
I can't argue DJ.

3212
02:49:36,540 --> 02:49:37,940
He might be right.

3213
02:49:37,940 --> 02:49:42,860
I hate that movie, but I got to tell you, I might hate that movie less than I hate this

3214
02:49:42,860 --> 02:49:43,860
one.

3215
02:49:43,860 --> 02:49:46,380
At least I actually like the characters in that one.

3216
02:49:46,380 --> 02:49:48,420
All right.

3217
02:49:48,420 --> 02:49:49,420
Let's see.

3218
02:49:49,420 --> 02:49:52,180
By the way, how hilarious.

3219
02:49:52,180 --> 02:49:53,180
Crash.

3220
02:49:53,180 --> 02:49:54,180
All right.

3221
02:49:54,180 --> 02:49:56,860
Maybe Mikey is a hater.

3222
02:49:56,860 --> 02:49:59,500
All right.

3223
02:49:59,500 --> 02:50:05,100
This also ended up above cats.

3224
02:50:05,100 --> 02:50:06,100
Above cats.

3225
02:50:06,100 --> 02:50:07,100
Yeah, that sounds right.

3226
02:50:07,100 --> 02:50:10,860
Yeah, I might have never saw it more though.

3227
02:50:10,860 --> 02:50:14,260
Maybe if the butthole only because it's a musical that that's like really what saves

3228
02:50:14,260 --> 02:50:17,060
that as when it comes to enjoyment.

3229
02:50:17,060 --> 02:50:18,060
Agreed.

3230
02:50:18,060 --> 02:50:24,860
All right, this is also above Zack Snyder's Justice League bullshit.

3231
02:50:24,860 --> 02:50:27,260
Wait, it's above it.

3232
02:50:27,260 --> 02:50:28,260
It's above it.

3233
02:50:28,260 --> 02:50:29,260
God, no.

3234
02:50:29,260 --> 02:50:30,260
That's hilarious.

3235
02:50:30,260 --> 02:50:37,580
A D plus like tops movie.

3236
02:50:37,580 --> 02:50:39,940
I will never forgive us for that now.

3237
02:50:39,940 --> 02:50:41,620
Well, we had guests on that one.

3238
02:50:41,620 --> 02:50:42,620
That's true.

3239
02:50:42,620 --> 02:50:43,620
So I'm going to blame them.

3240
02:50:43,620 --> 02:50:44,620
I don't know.

3241
02:50:44,620 --> 02:50:45,620
I doubt they're listening.

3242
02:50:45,620 --> 02:50:46,620
So I'm sorry.

3243
02:50:46,620 --> 02:50:48,380
I don't remember.

3244
02:50:48,380 --> 02:50:57,700
Now you know, it was someone that that did a short film that we reviewed.

3245
02:50:57,700 --> 02:51:01,100
So I feel if it was just me and Caleb, it would have been a lot higher.

3246
02:51:01,100 --> 02:51:02,900
So it's it absolutely would have.

3247
02:51:02,900 --> 02:51:05,580
I remember us being like trying to save it.

3248
02:51:05,580 --> 02:51:07,820
Yeah, they were giving it so low.

3249
02:51:07,820 --> 02:51:10,580
Yeah, so okay.

3250
02:51:10,580 --> 02:51:14,460
You know, okay, that's one that we should try to revisit in the future.

3251
02:51:14,460 --> 02:51:15,460
Zack Snyder's.

3252
02:51:15,460 --> 02:51:17,140
Give it the actual score it deserves.

3253
02:51:17,140 --> 02:51:19,380
I my gosh, I can't do that.

3254
02:51:19,380 --> 02:51:20,380
You got it.

3255
02:51:20,380 --> 02:51:25,580
You have if you guys want to, you have at least, I would say, four to five movies that

3256
02:51:25,580 --> 02:51:27,060
need a revisit.

3257
02:51:27,060 --> 02:51:32,940
Okay, like at least like a re I'll put my hand to my chin.

3258
02:51:32,940 --> 02:51:35,100
Did we make the right choice here?

3259
02:51:35,100 --> 02:51:41,760
Something so so we're doing two of them are like so during the period of time that we're

3260
02:51:41,760 --> 02:51:48,380
taking a break for my second kid, we're doing so we're recording a couple in advance.

3261
02:51:48,380 --> 02:51:54,100
We're revisiting Deadpool 2 and we're revisiting Scott Pilgrim.

3262
02:51:54,100 --> 02:51:56,500
And then they're like so we have room for a third.

3263
02:51:56,500 --> 02:51:59,060
We were planning on doing Unicorn Store.

3264
02:51:59,060 --> 02:52:04,100
But if there's a third one that you think we should do, I mean, it sounds like it doesn't

3265
02:52:04,100 --> 02:52:06,540
want to change the score for that movie.

3266
02:52:06,540 --> 02:52:10,260
Scott Pilgrim was my number one.

3267
02:52:10,260 --> 02:52:16,420
For Vic's sake, I think you should he should be able to pick one Spider-Man movie to do.

3268
02:52:16,420 --> 02:52:19,020
Maybe the third time's the charm.

3269
02:52:19,020 --> 02:52:21,260
And why not revisit Justice League?

3270
02:52:21,260 --> 02:52:26,780
You don't want to spend four and four and three quarters hours watching everybody go,

3271
02:52:26,780 --> 02:52:30,460
I don't know, man, maybe we should save the world.

3272
02:52:30,460 --> 02:52:31,460
Yeah.

3273
02:52:31,460 --> 02:52:32,460
All right.

3274
02:52:32,460 --> 02:52:33,460
Let's see.

3275
02:52:33,460 --> 02:52:35,660
Where else did this end up?

3276
02:52:35,660 --> 02:52:40,540
Oh, this ended up above Charlie's Angels from 2019.

3277
02:52:40,540 --> 02:52:41,540
OK.

3278
02:52:41,540 --> 02:52:46,740
Oh, the newer the one with the Twilight Girl on it.

3279
02:52:46,740 --> 02:52:47,740
Yeah.

3280
02:52:47,740 --> 02:52:48,740
All right.

3281
02:52:48,740 --> 02:52:51,220
This ended up above Justice League.

3282
02:52:51,220 --> 02:52:52,220
What?

3283
02:52:52,220 --> 02:52:53,220
Thank God.

3284
02:52:53,220 --> 02:52:54,220
Yeah, the just.

3285
02:52:54,220 --> 02:52:55,220
Oh, OK.

3286
02:52:55,220 --> 02:52:57,860
OK, gotcha.

3287
02:52:57,860 --> 02:53:00,060
And this ended up above Doolittle.

3288
02:53:00,060 --> 02:53:01,060
Yeah.

3289
02:53:01,060 --> 02:53:06,660
Wait a minute, hold on, everybody's Downey's Doolittle.

3290
02:53:06,660 --> 02:53:14,580
Oh, so Eddie Murphy's it was going to be a double double homicide.

3291
02:53:14,580 --> 02:53:18,380
Not Dr. Doolittle, just Doolittle.

3292
02:53:18,380 --> 02:53:20,140
This is a travesty still.

3293
02:53:20,140 --> 02:53:22,180
This should be I never saw Doolittle.

3294
02:53:22,180 --> 02:53:23,180
I heard it was terrible.

3295
02:53:23,180 --> 02:53:24,460
This should be below Doolittle.

3296
02:53:24,460 --> 02:53:25,460
This is not right.

3297
02:53:25,460 --> 02:53:31,460
I'm still so mad that it's higher than Zack Snyder's Justice League.

3298
02:53:31,460 --> 02:53:33,580
Funny enough, this is lower than Saltburn.

3299
02:53:33,580 --> 02:53:36,260
Oh, good Lord.

3300
02:53:36,260 --> 02:53:41,580
Listen, Saltburn, Saltburn, if there is ever a case for a real.

3301
02:53:41,580 --> 02:53:44,300
Well, I never want to watch that movie again.

3302
02:53:44,300 --> 02:53:48,300
But if there is ever a case for a re it was it was all screwed up.

3303
02:53:48,300 --> 02:53:50,140
Listen, I love I love the plunge.

3304
02:53:50,140 --> 02:53:56,100
I love Mr. Plunge and his gang, but that was that movie should not have scored that high.

3305
02:53:56,100 --> 02:53:58,740
Because what was that like a C plus or like a C?

3306
02:53:58,740 --> 02:54:01,940
Ready to do awards show.

3307
02:54:01,940 --> 02:54:08,260
That is the you know, he's talking about the awards.

3308
02:54:08,260 --> 02:54:09,620
Yeah.

3309
02:54:09,620 --> 02:54:13,220
Is that is that not his like Oscar thing?

3310
02:54:13,220 --> 02:54:14,220
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3311
02:54:14,220 --> 02:54:18,740
I was just like, because he said it and you were just like, yep, and rolled right over

3312
02:54:18,740 --> 02:54:22,380
it and I was like, I was just going to tell you, that's all.

3313
02:54:22,380 --> 02:54:24,780
It wasn't it wasn't my gotcha moment.

3314
02:54:24,780 --> 02:54:29,740
We're like, tell me what it is, Caleb, if you think you're so smart.

3315
02:54:29,740 --> 02:54:30,740
I didn't know.

3316
02:54:30,740 --> 02:54:34,260
So thank you for telling me what that was.

3317
02:54:34,260 --> 02:54:35,260
I don't know, man.

3318
02:54:35,260 --> 02:54:39,220
If I got to watch Saltburn again, Mikey, he had just asked if I was down for you listeners

3319
02:54:39,220 --> 02:54:40,220
only.

3320
02:54:40,220 --> 02:54:45,340
I might have to kill myself live on air.

3321
02:54:45,340 --> 02:54:50,620
Yeah, I'll be over.

3322
02:54:50,620 --> 02:54:53,700
I feel like I've watched a majority of the stuff that's gotten nominated.

3323
02:54:53,700 --> 02:54:57,420
I mean, there's still like some stuff I haven't.

3324
02:54:57,420 --> 02:55:01,060
I'm still like, you've already seen it.

3325
02:55:01,060 --> 02:55:06,220
You obviously didn't like the breakdown of art on plunging for five a cause.

3326
02:55:06,220 --> 02:55:12,100
Go catch our 23 of the plunging for a cause.

3327
02:55:12,100 --> 02:55:19,820
A stream and you'll see three, what, three, four, five, six people die slowly for one

3328
02:55:19,820 --> 02:55:24,260
hour.

3329
02:55:24,260 --> 02:55:26,140
Just the world's longest death.

3330
02:55:26,140 --> 02:55:30,460
I will say I know, you know, like I agree with the snubs for Barbie, but I feel one

3331
02:55:30,460 --> 02:55:33,140
that definitely got snubbed at the Oscars was the color purple.

3332
02:55:33,140 --> 02:55:36,220
We got one frickin Oscar nom.

3333
02:55:36,220 --> 02:55:37,820
I mean, but was it any good, though?

3334
02:55:37,820 --> 02:55:38,820
OK, fair.

3335
02:55:38,820 --> 02:55:39,820
I haven't seen it yet.

3336
02:55:39,820 --> 02:55:40,820
I haven't seen it.

3337
02:55:40,820 --> 02:55:47,020
I can't even say that because one, it's a musical and I will just I will just like come

3338
02:55:47,020 --> 02:55:50,580
to the defense of any musical.

3339
02:55:50,580 --> 02:55:51,580
Don't see that.

3340
02:55:51,580 --> 02:55:52,580
It's bad.

3341
02:55:52,580 --> 02:55:54,580
I'll find some ones that you'll shit.

3342
02:55:54,580 --> 02:55:57,140
No, don't do it, D.J.

3343
02:55:57,140 --> 02:55:58,980
But I mean, I heard that it was remarkable.

3344
02:55:58,980 --> 02:56:01,500
It was like a great upgrade to the original.

3345
02:56:01,500 --> 02:56:05,460
So I'm just very shocked that didn't get nominated for it.

3346
02:56:05,460 --> 02:56:08,260
Literally only got nominated for supporting actress.

3347
02:56:08,260 --> 02:56:10,100
That's the only award.

3348
02:56:10,100 --> 02:56:12,220
Who was the supporting actress that got nominated?

3349
02:56:12,220 --> 02:56:13,220
Shit, dude, I forgot.

3350
02:56:13,220 --> 02:56:14,220
No, it's fine.

3351
02:56:14,220 --> 02:56:17,460
I just wanted to know from I don't know.

3352
02:56:17,460 --> 02:56:18,460
I'm sorry.

3353
02:56:18,460 --> 02:56:19,460
From what?

3354
02:56:19,460 --> 02:56:20,460
It was not to Raj B. Henson.

3355
02:56:20,460 --> 02:56:21,460
Oh, from Color Purple.

3356
02:56:21,460 --> 02:56:22,460
Yeah.

3357
02:56:22,460 --> 02:56:23,460
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't know that.

3358
02:56:23,460 --> 02:56:33,540
No, no, no, I just I only wondered if it was her because of the issues that she's been

3359
02:56:33,540 --> 02:56:38,860
having here recently with pay and all the weirdness that was happening with her and

3360
02:56:38,860 --> 02:56:40,940
Oprah and all the.

3361
02:56:40,940 --> 02:56:43,940
Yeah, I don't know.

3362
02:56:43,940 --> 02:56:47,940
Yeah, it was so.

3363
02:56:47,940 --> 02:56:50,740
I love that you think this is the part that doesn't matter, Caleb.

3364
02:56:50,740 --> 02:56:56,020
I love it because listen, I'm I feel like I'm one of the only people that will come

3365
02:56:56,020 --> 02:57:02,540
on here and challenge this malarkey that we get here every once in a while.

3366
02:57:02,540 --> 02:57:06,900
But every no in your heart that every time you guys are musing to yourselves at the end

3367
02:57:06,900 --> 02:57:09,500
of an episode like I bet DJ is going to hate this.

3368
02:57:09,500 --> 02:57:12,500
You're probably right.

3369
02:57:12,500 --> 02:57:15,540
Like, how could you?

3370
02:57:15,540 --> 02:57:22,700
So really quickly, it was Daniel Brooks who got nominated for best supporting actress

3371
02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:25,260
and the color purple.

3372
02:57:25,260 --> 02:57:26,260
So sorry.

3373
02:57:26,260 --> 02:57:35,460
Did the movies that we do that are between like C minus to F are so few.

3374
02:57:35,460 --> 02:57:38,860
Like we have let me see like what total we have.

3375
02:57:38,860 --> 02:57:45,540
We have 22 movies between an F and the highest C minus.

3376
02:57:45,540 --> 02:57:47,740
What is your lowest rated movie?

3377
02:57:47,740 --> 02:57:48,740
Food Fight.

3378
02:57:48,740 --> 02:57:51,760
OK, what is your bottom five?

3379
02:57:51,760 --> 02:57:53,900
Our bottom five.

3380
02:57:53,900 --> 02:57:57,180
It's Food Fight, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey.

3381
02:57:57,180 --> 02:58:06,900
We Can Be Heroes and those are all F's that we have 50 Shades of Grey, which is a D minus.

3382
02:58:06,900 --> 02:58:08,700
You guys are haters.

3383
02:58:08,700 --> 02:58:15,380
Then we have the Rocky Road to Freedom, which is one of the indie movies that someone sent

3384
02:58:15,380 --> 02:58:16,380
us.

3385
02:58:16,380 --> 02:58:19,820
The other one after Blood and Honey, wasn't that also an indie movie?

3386
02:58:19,820 --> 02:58:20,820
We Can Be Heroes?

3387
02:58:20,820 --> 02:58:24,300
No, that was the Sharkboy and Lava Girl sequel thing.

3388
02:58:24,300 --> 02:58:25,300
Unofficial sequel.

3389
02:58:25,300 --> 02:58:26,300
Yeah.

3390
02:58:26,300 --> 02:58:27,300
Yeah.

3391
02:58:27,300 --> 02:58:32,100
So 50 Shades and the Rocky Road to Freedom, which was an indie movie that someone sent

3392
02:58:32,100 --> 02:58:33,100
us.

3393
02:58:33,100 --> 02:58:36,180
And this is this is the movie that they say, well, we didn't realize you're going to be

3394
02:58:36,180 --> 02:58:37,180
so harsh on it.

3395
02:58:37,180 --> 02:58:38,180
And we're like, well, sorry.

3396
02:58:38,180 --> 02:58:41,500
You want it reviewed or not?

3397
02:58:41,500 --> 02:58:42,500
Yeah, seriously.

3398
02:58:42,500 --> 02:58:43,500
Yeah.

3399
02:58:43,500 --> 02:58:51,700
So that one got a D minus and then into the D range, there's Friday the 13th.

3400
02:58:51,700 --> 02:58:52,700
Which what year?

3401
02:58:52,700 --> 02:58:55,020
This is the OG one.

3402
02:58:55,020 --> 02:58:56,420
Yeah.

3403
02:58:56,420 --> 02:58:57,420
I'm sorry.

3404
02:58:57,420 --> 02:58:58,420
Hold on.

3405
02:58:58,420 --> 02:58:59,420
Hold on.

3406
02:58:59,420 --> 02:59:00,420
Hold on.

3407
02:59:00,420 --> 02:59:01,420
Everyone stop.

3408
02:59:01,420 --> 02:59:02,420
What did this?

3409
02:59:02,420 --> 02:59:03,420
What did that one get?

3410
02:59:03,420 --> 02:59:08,380
A D as sixty three point zero six percent.

3411
02:59:08,380 --> 02:59:12,740
You're telling me that of all the worst horror movies you guys you guys did some of the newer

3412
02:59:12,740 --> 02:59:13,740
Halloween movies.

3413
02:59:13,740 --> 02:59:16,500
I'm sorry, but it's true.

3414
02:59:16,500 --> 02:59:20,780
Some of those newer Halloween movies should have been down here along with their friends

3415
02:59:20,780 --> 02:59:23,620
Blood and Honey and Friday the 13th.

3416
02:59:23,620 --> 02:59:27,260
Because, oh, D.J. listen, I am sorry.

3417
02:59:27,260 --> 02:59:29,420
Point of that movie.

3418
02:59:29,420 --> 02:59:30,420
What movie?

3419
02:59:30,420 --> 02:59:31,420
Saltburn.

3420
02:59:31,420 --> 02:59:33,420
What are you talking about?

3421
02:59:33,420 --> 02:59:34,700
What is he talking about?

3422
02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:37,500
I think he's talking about Friday the 13th.

3423
02:59:37,500 --> 02:59:40,020
Yeah, I don't know.

3424
02:59:40,020 --> 02:59:44,900
In my with that, the way that I defend like growing up, I never really watched any of

3425
02:59:44,900 --> 02:59:46,300
the Friday the 13th movies.

3426
02:59:46,300 --> 02:59:49,940
My introduction to Jason was actually Freddie versus Jason.

3427
02:59:49,940 --> 02:59:55,300
And so the fact, you know, first watching it when both I mean, I was an adult and, you

3428
02:59:55,300 --> 02:59:57,700
know, Caleb was an adult in our 20s.

3429
02:59:57,700 --> 03:00:01,420
And the fact that Jason wasn't in it, I think that kind of ruined it for me.

3430
03:00:01,420 --> 03:00:06,140
Because when I think Friday the 13th, I think Jason and just I don't know, I didn't love

3431
03:00:06,140 --> 03:00:10,500
his mom as the killer and just, you know, acting wasn't great.

3432
03:00:10,500 --> 03:00:16,160
There's a lot of reasons that I didn't get 70 score 80s.

3433
03:00:16,160 --> 03:00:22,940
So it came out after Halloween, also known as the greatest horror film of all time.

3434
03:00:22,940 --> 03:00:26,180
Listen, I have nothing to say about the original Halloween.

3435
03:00:26,180 --> 03:00:34,020
I'm just saying that I watched the weirdly enough didn't watch the the original new one.

3436
03:00:34,020 --> 03:00:37,140
If that makes sense, original new one.

3437
03:00:37,140 --> 03:00:39,220
Like because there's what there is the new one.

3438
03:00:39,220 --> 03:00:42,860
The newest ones were like Halloween, Halloween ends.

3439
03:00:42,860 --> 03:00:43,860
Halloween still over.

3440
03:00:43,860 --> 03:00:46,500
It's the next day.

3441
03:00:46,500 --> 03:00:49,660
So it's Halloween, Halloween kills and then Halloween ends.

3442
03:00:49,660 --> 03:00:51,740
Yeah, dude.

3443
03:00:51,740 --> 03:00:59,860
I got to tell you, though, that that gang of movies, I have never felt so strongly about

3444
03:00:59,860 --> 03:01:04,260
some Halloween movies that I felt about those those.

3445
03:01:04,260 --> 03:01:06,140
I love you Rose to death.

3446
03:01:06,140 --> 03:01:08,760
And listen, I'm not mocking you in any way.

3447
03:01:08,760 --> 03:01:13,220
Because if you want to, if I can mock you, then everyone needs to go and look at all

3448
03:01:13,220 --> 03:01:15,020
of my matrix scores.

3449
03:01:15,020 --> 03:01:21,500
So I'm not saying there aren't blind spots, but those movies are not good.

3450
03:01:21,500 --> 03:01:24,540
I completely understand.

3451
03:01:24,540 --> 03:01:27,860
I respect that.

3452
03:01:27,860 --> 03:01:28,860
I just hated the ending.

3453
03:01:28,860 --> 03:01:35,660
I hated that it was almost it was almost like he was stealing Michael's soul and then was

3454
03:01:35,660 --> 03:01:37,900
like, just kidding.

3455
03:01:37,900 --> 03:01:40,780
Just the.

3456
03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:44,380
I'm just like, like, like Laurie drove home.

3457
03:01:44,380 --> 03:01:45,660
Evil never truly dies.

3458
03:01:45,660 --> 03:01:46,660
It just changes shape.

3459
03:01:46,660 --> 03:01:47,660
Oh, my God, the shape.

3460
03:01:47,660 --> 03:01:48,660
I knew it.

3461
03:01:48,660 --> 03:01:49,660
OK, maybe.

3462
03:01:49,660 --> 03:01:56,500
OK, I will say that, like when she refers to him as the shape, like straight up, I'm

3463
03:01:56,500 --> 03:02:02,700
just like, it feels weird because no, like I forget how he adopted the they adopted the

3464
03:02:02,700 --> 03:02:04,140
nickname the shape.

3465
03:02:04,140 --> 03:02:08,020
But just when they actually call him out in the movies, I'm like, it feels weird either

3466
03:02:08,020 --> 03:02:11,660
calling Michael Myers or call him the boogeyman.

3467
03:02:11,660 --> 03:02:14,060
It's yeah, you got to call him Mike Myers.

3468
03:02:14,060 --> 03:02:15,060
I feel like.

3469
03:02:15,060 --> 03:02:16,060
Mike.

3470
03:02:16,060 --> 03:02:17,060
OK, I'm sorry.

3471
03:02:17,060 --> 03:02:18,060
One more thing.

3472
03:02:18,060 --> 03:02:21,700
Apparently, I saw this interview with Jamie Lee Curtis for Halloween H2O.

3473
03:02:21,700 --> 03:02:26,940
They actually approached Mike Myers about a cameo in that that he would walk past Jamie

3474
03:02:26,940 --> 03:02:31,740
Lee Curtis and she kind of do like a like a like a double glance back and then just

3475
03:02:31,740 --> 03:02:33,780
like go back to I think talking to someone.

3476
03:02:33,780 --> 03:02:37,740
Fortunately, he turned it down, but that would be hilarious.

3477
03:02:37,740 --> 03:02:43,020
That's that seems like something right up his alley.

3478
03:02:43,020 --> 03:02:46,500
Yeah, I agree.

3479
03:02:46,500 --> 03:02:49,980
Sorry, I'm the hater now.

3480
03:02:49,980 --> 03:02:53,300
Caleb, again, wrap us up with the things that don't matter.

3481
03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:54,300
All the.

3482
03:02:54,300 --> 03:03:00,780
Oh, that is actually Rose's turn to that.

3483
03:03:00,780 --> 03:03:04,780
So unless you guys want to say about Rebel Moon, you guys good.

3484
03:03:04,780 --> 03:03:06,500
I didn't say in three hours.

3485
03:03:06,500 --> 03:03:08,340
I'll never say it.

3486
03:03:08,340 --> 03:03:13,500
Well, if you liked what you heard from us and want to hear more, be sure to subscribe

3487
03:03:13,500 --> 03:03:14,500
to us.

3488
03:03:14,500 --> 03:03:15,500
We're every listen to podcast.

3489
03:03:15,500 --> 03:03:18,700
We're on Spotify, Google Podcast, I Heart Radio, all that shit.

3490
03:03:18,700 --> 03:03:22,420
DJ, would you like to tell people where they can find you?

3491
03:03:22,420 --> 03:03:24,180
Yes, I would.

3492
03:03:24,180 --> 03:03:28,780
But first, I would like to say Google Podcast is actually going away, like by the middle

3493
03:03:28,780 --> 03:03:33,940
of this year, I think it's just I got an email the other day that they were like, hey, man,

3494
03:03:33,940 --> 03:03:39,100
if you if this is the only place you have your stuff, lol, get farted on.

3495
03:03:39,100 --> 03:03:40,100
Not for much longer.

3496
03:03:40,100 --> 03:03:42,820
What was I going to say?

3497
03:03:42,820 --> 03:03:46,020
Oh, yeah, you can find me and my wife, Bethany.

3498
03:03:46,020 --> 03:03:49,380
We do a podcast called the untrained eye from time to time.

3499
03:03:49,380 --> 03:03:50,380
Who knows?

3500
03:03:50,380 --> 03:03:52,980
Maybe we'll even do one in this new year.

3501
03:03:52,980 --> 03:03:59,460
But at untrained iPod on everything you could possibly imagine, even truth central or whatever

3502
03:03:59,460 --> 03:04:02,100
the Donald Trump thing is.

3503
03:04:02,100 --> 03:04:04,020
I didn't know what it was when I was signing up.

3504
03:04:04,020 --> 03:04:05,700
I just thought it was something funny.

3505
03:04:05,700 --> 03:04:06,700
And I think we're there.

3506
03:04:06,700 --> 03:04:07,700
True.

3507
03:04:07,700 --> 03:04:13,340
So we haven't posted.

3508
03:04:13,340 --> 03:04:17,100
Well for other stuff that you can check us out on, you can find us on basically all the

3509
03:04:17,100 --> 03:04:18,580
social media networks.

3510
03:04:18,580 --> 03:04:23,700
We're on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok, all at the Albrows.

3511
03:04:23,700 --> 03:04:26,820
You can email us if that's how you want to get in contact with us.

3512
03:04:26,820 --> 03:04:32,500
You can find us at the Albrows channel at gmail.com and sorry, with all these platforms, you

3513
03:04:32,500 --> 03:04:37,020
can either recommend a movie that you want us to do a mini rec on, answer a question

3514
03:04:37,020 --> 03:04:40,180
of the week, stuff like that.

3515
03:04:40,180 --> 03:04:44,700
You can check out our website, tinyurl.com forward slash the Albrows or you can check

3516
03:04:44,700 --> 03:04:51,100
out our merch store, tpublic.com forward slash the Albrows channel.

3517
03:04:51,100 --> 03:04:57,060
Next week, 2BD, TBD.

3518
03:04:57,060 --> 03:04:58,060
Wow.

3519
03:04:58,060 --> 03:05:01,060
Hey, 2BD works.

3520
03:05:01,060 --> 03:05:02,060
True.

3521
03:05:02,060 --> 03:05:06,260
Yeah, you're not wrong.

3522
03:05:06,260 --> 03:05:10,140
But yeah, anyway, this has been the Albrows podcast until next time.

3523
03:05:10,140 --> 03:05:11,140
I'm Jonathan.

3524
03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:12,140
And I'm Caleb.

3525
03:05:12,140 --> 03:05:17,300
And I'm the other guy.

3526
03:05:17,300 --> 03:05:23,940
You know, funny with that, I've been so tempted to say that when we introduce, when we first

3527
03:05:23,940 --> 03:05:26,020
start our episodes, just saying I'm the other guy.

3528
03:05:26,020 --> 03:05:30,900
And I'm not Caleb.

3529
03:05:30,900 --> 03:05:33,300
But we'll see you guys later.

3530
03:05:33,300 --> 03:05:34,300
Peace.

3531
03:05:34,300 --> 03:05:35,300
See you.

3532
03:05:35,300 --> 03:05:36,300
Deuces.

3533
03:05:36,300 --> 03:05:53,220
Deuces.