What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.
And I'm Caleb.
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews
out there with as little bias as possible.
Welcome to the all bros with our special guest DJ from the untrained eye.
It's me.
I want to go by Vic this episode because I miss Vic.
Hey Vic, are you listening?
I do still remember you.
Hey Vic.
Yeah, dude, he was freaking posting some some shit on on Facebook the other day.
Like showing that he was like editing some stuff and I'm like, yes, let's frickin do
it.
And I haven't seen shit all about it.
Listen, I get it.
It's been two months since my own program has has graced the airwaves of the Internet.
So I get it.
Okay, DJ.
Yes, there's you guys are.
Well no, I was going to blame kids.
But Caleb Caleb already has a child.
So I don't know.
So I have two.
So I haven't beat in their teenagers.
One's going to be 13 next month.
The other one is 16 currently on.
It's two boys in their teens, everybody.
The all bros.
Wait, but I'll be tied up here in a while.
A couple of weeks from when this gets released.
Say, wait, what?
I'll be tied up.
I have one on the way.
Remember?
Oh, yeah, you did.
But I didn't know if that was like an everybody knowledge thing.
So I didn't want to blow up your spot too much.
Oh, there's there's some stuff that is gotcha.
You know, like the stuff that I told you, that's on the on a need to know.
Yes.
No, I but the fact was, no, the one that like I broke away.
Well, I'm just like, do I know this?
Yes, you do know.
OK.
I was going to say, wow, his co-host doesn't even know something that DJ.
Hey, I also am the co-host.
That's true.
Yeah, we made him an official co-host forever ago.
All right.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
I take that back.
Yeah.
And Vic was supposed to get a slot too, but he decided to freaking bail out on the podcast
game.
Hey, well, maybe he can do part two.
I know.
When does that come out?
April?
He comes out very soon.
Too soon.
Anyway.
Oh, anyway, getting this episode started this week with it being in the beginning of the
month when it comes to our episodes, we'll be talking about our four case spotlight and
our pleaser teasers for the month of February.
And then we will be moving on to our headliner of the evening, which will be our breakdown
of Rebel Moon Part One.
I forget the damn tagline.
What was it?
I forgot.
A child with fire and ice.
There we go.
Wait, is it really fire and ice?
Nope.
It's neither of those.
I just made that up just now.
Hold on.
Fire.
So I was almost there.
Okay.
You're damn close, though.
Yeah, you were.
Nice nation forever, you know.
Well, but with that out of the way, what do you guys say?
We get started.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
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All right.
Getting straight into 4K for this month.
We have a bunch, like bunch coming out.
It's kind of insane.
Like my wallet doesn't like it.
That's all I'm going to say.
But I will say I'm fired for last month because I forgot to point out the Trolls 3 came out.
So yeah, I'm fired.
So in case you guys wanted to know, Trolls Band together came out in January.
So if you missed out on a sale because of me, I'm so sorry.
But starting out the month, we got the Marvels coming to physical format and freaking I love
all three of these covers.
So this is the regular 4K version looking freaking awesome.
Or I'm sorry, the 4K cinematic universe edition.
All right.
They're calling these now.
Okay.
I dig it.
Right.
So that one looks good.
The Blu-ray not as good as the 4K, in my opinion, but still pretty good.
It's close.
Still looking pretty good.
But the steel book.
That is sick.
Yeah.
Right.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
It is so beautiful.
And now that you know, Best Buy has exited the physical media game Marvel Marvel.
Now, Walmart is getting all these exclusives now.
So I pray that my Walmart will actually carry these because recently my Walmarts don't like
to carry 4K exclusives or honestly 4Ks in general.
So I better not have to go to freaking eBay for all this shit.
If this is something like new that they're adopting, I'd be surprised if they didn't.
Yeah, fair enough.
I mean, and there's more than one Walmart in Utah, Rose.
Yeah, but I'm not driving to Salt Lake City to get the Marvel steelbook.
I'll even buying it on eBay for like a couple more bucks.
I'd still save money than what I would have spent on gas.
Fair enough.
But damn, dude, that that cover is sick.
That's how you do a 4K or a steelbook cover.
Right.
Yeah, that's the whole point, right?
It's supposed to be limited edition.
It's supposed to be what is it standing out from the rest like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's supposed to be special in some way, shape or form.
And like the other ones that we've seen, like this has been the most original one we've
seen in a while.
The last good original one I remember seeing was the one for quantumania.
That one was amazing.
That one.
I don't remember it.
They should that you know, I don't know why I think of what fractals.
I know that's a Doctor Strange thing, but do you remember what that one was?
The not sorry, not Doctor Strange, the quantumania one.
I was so it's kind of like a like a lineup shot.
I guess it was Ant-Man in the front, then the Wasp and then Cassie.
So excuse me.
A lot of purples also in that steelbook as well.
Big fan of purple.
Purple is a strong color.
It is very much so.
But yeah, so that is all the editions for the Marvels.
There is a Disney movie club exclusive, but they haven't even released the picture for
that.
So I have no idea what that's going to look like.
Probably whack.
Probably.
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it.
Oh, my gosh.
Next up coming out, we got the Hunger Games, the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
I still have not seen this movie.
I don't know about you, too.
No, I think it's hilarious.
I forgot this movie existed.
And it's funny that it's songbirds and snakes because everyone hates that girl now and she's
been fired from everything.
So hilarious.
What is that girl's name?
Isn't it like Rachel Weiss?
No, no, no, no.
It's Rachel.
That's the mummy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm bad.
That's right.
Who cares?
Anyway, if you wanted to see her in Snow White, you can't.
So enjoy this as one of her probably last movie debuts for a while.
Rachel Ziegler.
Ziegler.
Well, so what so she is still playing Snow White.
They didn't kick her out.
It's just they decided after all of the hatred that they got for what they were trying to
do with the seven dwarves, they're like, you know what?
Let's push it back here and we're just going to animate them.
I mean, listen, what?
Oh, you didn't know that?
There's just talked about this.
I thought you did.
You guys not talk about this on the show?
I don't know if we did.
Oh, yeah, I thought you did.
No, so the last time I heard anything about Snow White was that I like I thought like
what DJ said that she got kicked off.
So I didn't realize that they were pushing forward at the project.
No.
So yes.
So she's still Snow White, but it got pushed to 2025.
And now I mean, they actually released a picture.
All of the dwarves are all of them are actually dwarves, but they're all CGI now.
How does that work?
They're just going to look at look.
Does it look bad?
Yeah, dude, the picture sucks.
Not good.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, CGI looks godawful.
They're going to have more time to deal with it.
But like, but I also like people were mad about the seven dwarves thing, and they just
made it like seven different people that were just walking around with her.
But like she sucks, right?
Like that's why most people are actually mad is because like she is the worst.
African her comments like the original.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Is there a way you can show the video viewers at home?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dude.
That looks so bad.
I brought this up because I know I saw it on a podcast somewhere, someone bringing this
up.
Okay, I get hold on.
I'm following it up right now.
Oh, it's so bad.
It looks like it looks like a cut scene from Shrek.
It's the same from Shrek the third.
Yeah, it's like there was one scene in Shrek where they're like,
we had a real person along with all of the CG dwarves.
And there they are.
Just one of them is getting ready to fly a plane.
He's got one of those kind of hats on.
I think Dopey is back there wearing like it looks like a chef's hat,
but it's blue.
It looks like Shrek all the way in the back.
Or no, you know who he looks like?
He looks like Wreck-It Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph is there.
And then look all the way over there to the left looking at all of them.
It's me.
That looks DJP nice and horrid.
Please, dude, say what you want.
I would take freaking Nightmare Fuel Sonic over this trash.
Okay, listen, I know people are going to be listening to this,
but please look at the video.
Go to whatever time stamp this is and look at the little red dwarf
who I can only imagine as grumpy all the way to the right.
I want you to really focus in on his belt and how much it goes in.
Like that dude is ripped to shreds underneath there.
Like that's the only body he could have.
Like he is just he rips that thing off and it is nothing but muscles
and abdominals all over the place.
And he's like, you want some of this Snow White?
So like just to explain, like for those of you that aren't going
to freaking look at the video, which you should do this dress
like Lord Farquaad if he was an old Amish man wearing a Buzz Lightyear
hat. Yes.
What?
So perfect.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Bob Iger.
That's it.
He needed to say retired.
Yeah.
He was like, this is a classic.
Let's really give it the one, two.
Oh, buddy.
Also looking past the dwarves.
I don't love her dress either.
It's too much.
Look past the dress even and all of them.
Like where they are looks all CG.
Like she's probably the only real thing there.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
No, they really had to slap something together as fast as they
could just to.
And that's it.
Like when the movie comes out.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
No, you're good.
I was going to say they really had to slap something really
close together.
No, no, no.
We listen to you guys.
We're going to actually tell a good remake.
We're not going to go crazy with it and try to.
Did you?
Yeah, right.
I 100% think no one asked for this.
I mean, did anyone ask for any live action remake?
No.
Has there been a good one yet?
I mean, I actually really liked The Little Mermaid.
The lady in the tram.
Thank you for not saying Lion King.
I didn't see you in the tram.
I didn't see or I did see The Little Mermaid.
And I thought it was like, like, listen, you cut out
the French chef, you lose DJ.
Like I need the French chef song or get out of my face.
Sorry.
Anyway, the Hunger Games on birds and snakes.
Don't watch it, but get the steelbook.
Yes.
I you know what?
I'm going to agree with with DJ on the second one
because the steelbook actually was.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you're good.
No.
So the steelbook actually matches a set
that they came out with a couple of months ago for the The Hunger
Games for Film Collection, where it's like this same aesthetic,
but it's you know, Katniss on the front.
Wow.
That's what I think when I see that.
I mean, it's not horrible.
That's what you talk about.
Of course, it's not.
Tell me that's not Owen Wilson.
He could straight up play a young Owen Wilson for sure.
If they decide to go time travel in Deadpool 3 and the TVA shows up,
he could definitely definitely be young Mobius or more like.
Can that please happen?
That'd be fine.
But so I think the back is Rachel Ziegler.
Is that her name?
I think that's what I said.
So that's her on the back.
And then I don't because I never bought The Hunger Games one.
So I don't know who was on the back.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and assume it was PETA.
I think that's the only acceptable answer.
Yeah, or Gale.
But who's Pia would have made more sense.
I was going to say who is Gale other than a force wind.
Nobody knows who Gale is.
Yeah.
Poorly Hemsworth.
Just you know, that's how much I know about Hunger Games.
That Gale was a girl.
Oh, shit.
Really, you've never seen the I've seen them,
but they they they didn't strike me much like you hold up a peace sign
and say I'm a tribute or whatever.
And then you get to shoot arrows like it's fine.
It's it was like 1984 with with what is it?
The Running Man.
Do you guys ever see The Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
I didn't know.
It was just a movie about where they got a bunch of convicts.
And they're like, people want to see people kill each other, do it on TV,
but in the future.
And they did it.
I remember when Suzanne Collins first released The Hunger Games
and everyone compared it to Battle Royale.
I think it's a Japanese movie.
Sounds about right.
I'm sure Running Man is just a derivative of that as well.
So, yeah, I mean, honestly, I'm amazed that more people didn't compare it
to that movie because, yeah, it sounds just like it.
Yeah, so those are the two editions for The Hunger Games,
Songbirds and Snakes.
I didn't I couldn't find the blurry artwork,
but I'm assuming it's going to be the same as the 4K.
If I do assume.
If history repeats itself, yes, yeah, for sure.
And then next up, got Migration coming out towards the end of the month,
I believe, is coming out at the end of February.
Unfortunately, this isn't getting any exclusives or anything,
just getting a bare bones 4K and Blu-ray release.
Blu-ray is the same cover.
It's just the poster.
So that tracks.
Yeah.
But DJ, have you seen Migration?
No, I have not.
I don't know.
I feel I think I heard your guys review on it.
You you're in favor of this movie.
Yes, we liked it.
It wasn't anything like mind blowing, but it's definitely like
in Illumination's top five films, I'd say.
Definitely better than a lot of the despicable me and Minions movies
we've gotten over the years.
The thing I always wonder about movies, especially like Migration,
like Despicable Me.
Well, I don't know.
I didn't see this movie, but.
It seems like the star power is the actual thing that
draws people in to see the movie, like it just I wonder if these movies
would be as good if it wasn't like, hey, it's Chris Pratt again
doing another bird or something, who cares?
Like, I don't know.
I think there's good voice talent out there
that's not just people that are already wildly famous for being,
you know, seeing their face and being like, oh, well, we need these people to do it.
Like, it just makes it seem like it's not the story is or it's just not
a good enough movie on its own.
So they're like, what if we put some wildly famous people in this movie?
Dude, that's my biggest complaint with animated movies, like
especially with ones like where they're going for like star power.
So like Super Mario or the Super Mario Brothers one,
that one had a stacked cast and it didn't need it.
No, I got anyone who would have gone to see the Super Mario Bros.
movie, Chris Pratt wasn't the selling point.
No. And that's what's crazy, though, because that movie.
It's funny that you pick that movie because the it's I guess it's not funny.
I said Chris Pratt, but.
On one hand, I agree with everything I just said.
On the other hand, if that movie didn't if that movie was just all like run of the
not run of the mill, but you know what I mean, just voice actors only,
we would not have gotten peaches.
We just wouldn't have because Jack Black would not have been a part of that movie
and our lives would all be worse.
So I don't know what I'm talking about by migration.
Well, I think it's like I think
marketing wise, I don't think you need to go a full stacked
cast like they did with like with everyone.
Charlie Day, Chris Pratt, Friggin Anya Taylor, Joy Seth, like all that.
I think you could get away with having like one or two big names.
So like definitely get Jack Black in on it.
What's the what's the what's the movie that just came out on Netflix
that everyone's freaking out about because Robert Pattinson did a voice
and did a voice and he did like amazing.
It's called like the oh, the boy in the heron.
Yes.
Oh, that's what I think.
I might be wrong about that, but I know it's on some streaming platform.
But like that, like I haven't seen the movie,
but I've seen a bunch of clips of Robert Pattinson like that is to me.
If you're going to be a wildly famous person,
do something that is not your voice.
And that dude did not you would never know.
Never in a thousand years would you know that's Robert Pattinson.
And I don't know. I like that.
That I like if you're going to do it, do it like really do a voice.
But if not, hey, just hire Mark Hamill.
He can do a lot of stuff.
But I'm not trying to like defend the casting for Super Mario Bros.
I mean, I really enjoyed it.
But I think like the way that some characters are,
even if the actor was just talking like themselves, it worked.
I'm going to like I would definitely say like Charlie Day
for how like Luigi is the character that's always scared, you know,
like is so frantic.
Charlie Day's voice, I feel so perfect for it.
For how just for how frantic he comes across.
You're not wrong.
Like the Mario movie is a weird one to to have that discussion on, because like
you're not wrong.
Like I know people hate it on Chris Pratt, me chief among them.
But I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
I don't think anyone, anyone my age, I feel like wasn't going to be happy
with anyone besides.
What is the dude's name?
Mayonet or something, Marionette Charles Martin, I think.
Martin, a somewhat.
I just said it as as non-French as humanly possible is named Marionette.
Every French listener you have just through their listening device to the ground.
But he did get a great line.
You know, I'm sorry, we're talking about migration.
Sorry, one more thing.
I will say, like the only voice that I'm just like, did not like Chris Pratt,
like the way that they set up Mario, I feel he actually really worked.
Like I thought you did a really good job.
The only one, and especially that what really annoyed me is that in an interview,
he straight up said, I'm not going to change my voice.
So if you want Donkey Kong to sound like me, he's going to sound like me with Seth
Rogan like that.
The fact that he straight up said that to the studio and they still
casted him as Donkey Kong.
Yeah, I mean, his work, though, it did.
But like out of all of like the voice, all the voices, he's the one that I liked
the least, I didn't hate it, but out of everybody, I think he was he was
definitely like phoning it in.
Toad was up there.
Really, you know, like Keegan-Michael Key.
I know that's the thing. I love Keemike.
He is one of my favorites.
He has one of the best songs in an underrated Christmas movie
you'll ever hear in your entire life.
I think it's called Jingle Jangle.
It's the one with Forest Whitaker.
No one knows it.
It's we've only watched it like once or twice, but it's got one of the catchiest
songs sung by Keegan-Michael Key.
I love that dude.
Not a great, not a great toad.
Dude, Toad's one of those characters that you you didn't need.
Like, again, it's one of those likes you had and a stacked
cast for no reason at all.
Like, listen, like, don't get me wrong.
Like, don't get me wrong.
The the cast was was good.
But I feel like it could have like there was potential for them
to explore something outside of a fricking stacked cast like that.
And sorry, like it just.
Like, I went there, I didn't go there for the cast.
I went there for to see Mario.
I do like the idea, though, of them
casting like the normal crazy, like I can't even emulate the Toad voice.
And just have that be like a straight up Toad voice and him just being like, oh,
I mean, he's just like, oh, my God, you again.
I feel like that would have been a great gag for that movie.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
So we just got a switch and like I've been hearing Toad's voice a lot recently.
Yeah, so I traded my guitar that I haven't played in like years.
Like I traded some kid my guitar for his switch.
And yeah, so we got that.
And yeah, so I'm hearing Toad's voice again for like the for and it's just like that is just.
Not good.
That would have been hilarious in that movie if they decided to make everyone talks normal.
Ah, just that weird, crazy gargly scream that he does.
It's like every other Toad talks like a normal human being except Toad.
But you guys bring up like very good points, you know, like you don't really need a stat
cast, but what sucks about Hollywood nowadays, they feel that's the only way that they're
going to sell it.
Tickets, that's the only way that people are going to come out to the movies.
That brings me back to my original point of like that kind of smacks of like the story
in the movie isn't really that good.
So who's in this?
Who's in migration?
Like who are the main two people in it?
Kumail Nanjiani and Elizabeth Banks.
I love Kumail.
Well, all right.
I take everything I said back.
Listen, so for a movie like this, I think it's a good idea to have a movie like this.
A movie like this that doesn't have anything else to rely on.
Like, yes, I do feel like Star Power may be needed, but for a popular IP like the Super
Mario Brothers or Garfield or anything like that, I don't feel like you need a stat cast
to sell that movie.
Can you tell Hollywood that?
Yeah, wish I could.
They won't believe you because they just want to know what name they can slap up on the
poster.
That's all they care about.
But anyway, so yeah, migration comes soon to 4K.
It's a movie.
It's a good movie.
It's a good kids movie.
All right.
No, not just a kids movie.
It's a good animated movie.
The next up, who?
God, I love this movie.
Wonka.
You guys changed my mind.
I did not care about this movie whatsoever.
Like I was anti this movie.
And after listening to your breakdown of it, I will be checking this movie out.
I for sure won't be buying it, but I will check it out.
Yeah, no.
Great review.
Changed minds and hearts.
I don't know.
I got that message a lot.
Like even my father in law sent me a message.
He's like, hey, I decided to listen to Wonka.
I'm going to go check it out, but I just might now.
And I'm like, I don't like that you're listening, but OK.
I don't know right now.
Anyone so they like Brielle is usually the one that gets the messages like, oh, I was
listening to Caleb show.
And so she'll tell me and depending on who she tells or whoever she says, oh, this person
like which one?
And they're like, oh, I don't know.
They just said they watched.
Ask him which one?
Like I talk some mad shit.
Buttholes.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I was just about to bring up bring Sam.
He didn't from what Sam told me.
He didn't enjoy it as much as we did, but he still did enjoy it.
I mean, I feel like that counts.
Yeah, no, it does.
Yeah, no, I agree.
I agree.
Not bashing you, Sam.
I promise.
I just saw how Timothy Chalamet spells his name.
You're in Hollywood now.
Use a why you frickin dork.
He's actually talked about that in interviews.
I guess his mom wanted to be different or be special.
Yeah, I bet she did.
She did.
Hey, man.
No.
Isn't his name also actually pronounced different, too?
Like Timothy or something like it's either his first or his last name or constantly actually
mispronounced.
I think it's supposed to be like Timothy.
I think it's just Timothy.
Don't know.
I think it's just Timothy Chalamet.
I hope so.
Yeah, bring it up.
Bring it up.
I like it.
But so Wonka, the 4K, just the classic poster.
I will say I don't know what it is.
I do not love this poster that they did.
I feel there's way too much going on.
This poster is one of those like Wonka movie.
And then you see this like no, absolutely not.
It looks like me and you were like, all right, let's try and impress Caleb and make a Wonka
poster.
Yeah, there we go.
But so yeah, that's the regular 4K and the Blu-ray, which I'm really shocked that they're
doing the same design on the Blu-ray because usually Warner Brothers likes to do different
designs on the 4K and Blu-ray.
But Wonka, they're doing the same for some reason, but whatever.
The Steelbook, which I don't.
I have a love.
I have a love-hate relationship with this.
I don't know why I don't love it.
Hey, real quick.
I don't hate it either.
There is a real.
So he does have a really stupid way of the way that he pronounces.
So he he tells people to call him Timothy Chalamet.
And but his the real pronunciation is Timothee.
Timothee.
I knew it was something dumb.
But I can't because I can't ask people to call me that.
It just seems really pretentious.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
Timothee Chalamet.
Why would you even say that?
Why would you even give that that anecdote?
You didn't have to tell anybody that.
He was asked in an interview.
You can lie.
Lying is allowed.
Lies for a living.
People love him because he's a great liar.
Lie some more.
Lie a little bit longer.
Listen, like.
But listen, guys like him are the same reason I love guys like what's his face?
The guy everybody hates now.
Kang the Conqueror.
What's his real name?
John Major.
Major.
Love that guy.
The worst.
Just a chore of a human being like he's someone who would be called Timothy for sure.
But you don't call him Junton.
That seems racist.
You call me that.
I don't know.
Do you know how many I'm amazed of how many pronunciations people come up with when it
comes to Jonathan?
I mean, listen, wait a minute.
What?
Jonathan really?
My first name is Dominic and my last name.
Usually I don't really say on the Internet, but let's just say it has many syllables.
And my favorite, my joy in life is watching people look at my name and look at me to go,
all right, how do you say this?
And I go, no, it's time for you to try.
And whatever they say, wrong or right, I always say, you got it.
Perfect.
I should.
Yeah, that's probably that's how I should be saying it.
I'm Jonathan with an H because my mom wanted to be special.
My mom wanted to be different, but no, literally, even though my name ends with an A and most
Jonathan's do, people will still pronounce it.
Jonathan, is that like the bootleg Toyota?
No one says Jonathan.
Listen, no, dude, I promise you there are people that will seriously aliens.
They don't exist.
These are not real people where you get like the different pronunciations.
Like I get people can't spell my name.
OK, listen, Caleb, I feel like Caleb is one of those names where people love to put some
English on it.
And they're like, actually, it's spelled with a K and a Y.
And you're like, what?
Dude, I met some dude who spells so with the name Caleb that spells it K A Y L U B.
Yeah, like that's disgusting.
Yeah.
Yeah, when he said like when we were introducing each other, I told him, hey, I'm Caleb.
And he's like, oh, that's my name, too.
And I'm like, cool.
How do you spell it?
And he's like, he's like, well, how do you spell yours?
I'm like the way God intended it to be spelled.
First of all, how do you spell yours?
You didn't meet someone in the first question you asked was how do you spell your name?
You liar.
No, like when it's the same name because he's like, hey, that's my name, too.
And I was like, oh, no way.
And then with that name, with my name specifically, that's usually the first question.
How do you spell it?
Because then it's like because there's like a rivalry between people who spell it with
a C and the people who spell it with a K.
Oh, that's very listen.
I'm telling you, that's there you go.
But Jonathan, there's only two there's with an H and without.
And Jonathan is wild.
I'm going to be asking everyone I know about Jonathan.
Have you ever heard someone mispronounce Jonathan?
Jonathan, that is like we're a man.
We're trying to find all the Johns.
It's a Jonathan.
Call in now to the Jonathan.
If you're a John, we're going to have a ton of Johns.
Come on, everybody.
It's the John Tons want tons, everybody.
Let's go.
The John Tons, Jonathan.
That's a holiday special on frickin pickups.
That is not you, I'll punch you send me a letter.
A letter?
Why did I say that?
You send me a I don't know.
I was going to I take it all back.
This cover is weird.
Am I right?
It looks like a chocolate bar, but it's got spaces in it instead of ridges.
Yeah, it's odd.
That's my way.
It works.
I don't love it, but I don't hate it.
And then when you open it, it's like all of his chocolate from the movie.
So or I guess is candy, whatever.
So good.
John Thorn, I will cut.
Damn it.
I mean, I guess anything could be better than jumpy pants.
Okay, go on.
I'm going to write that down right now.
Don't forget it.
So growing up, it's like hanging out with really quickly.
It only took like a minute.
Okay, really quickly.
So growing up, hanging out with Sam's daughters, Sammy and Sarah, I so I get scared very easily,
even though I freaking love horror movies and scary movies, I get scared very, very
easily.
And every time that he would walk into a room, he'd go, ah, and it scared the shit out of
me.
And so you know, I freaking like jump.
And so he adopted the name for me, jumpy pants, Johnny, I think, or at the end, Johnny.
So he calls me JPJ.
JPJ.
Yeah.
So I'm going to call you PJ for short PJ.
Pants, Johnny.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
But there you go.
That's a very short explanation of my nickname that I got from Sam.
So Wonka, that's a steel book.
And then last for their exclusives, they did this with the flash too.
It's just a Target exclusive that comes with collectible cards.
But it is a different cover.
And I actually love this cover because I love that it's just the character poster of Timothy
Chalamet's Wonka.
I feel like this this is if it didn't say Wonka behind it, I would feel like this is
the story of the man who sold Mary Poppins her bag.
Like, here's your carpet bag, here's everything that led up to the bag of many things that
Mary Poppins has.
You would not be wrong.
You would not.
Yeah.
Freaking what he's able to pull out of his goddamn hat in this movie.
There you go.
Maybe he was Disney.
If you're listening, it's Canon.
It's Canon.
I want to be paid seventy eight thousand dollars, seventy eight thousand nine hundred and forty-two
dollars for that idea.
I love that it's so specific.
So that is I believe that's it for 4K.
I'm pretty sure.
Yes, it is.
So moving on to Pleaser's teasers.
The trailer that released.
So we're recording this January 30th.
It released yesterday, the 29th.
The trailer that almost had me crying happy tears.
I will fully admit that the second trailer for Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.
Oh my God.
This was sick.
Did you see it?
I did not see this because I saw I saw the teaser for this movie and thought to myself,
no, thank you.
I've seen enough.
Like kill me.
The teaser for it.
Like again, I don't remember seeing them much in the teaser, but the teaser was not good
for this movie.
I didn't think.
Well, I think mostly because the first movie I was like, you did it.
You got it in one.
We don't actually need any more of this.
Well, I mean, I guess with the kids.
But anyway, that's not we're not talking about the first movie.
But in this one, Paul Redd actually gets to be a Ghostbuster.
Does he know?
Are we sure about that?
He actually does.
And Camel Nanjiani is in it.
All right, I'll watch.
That's all we had to say.
I take it all back.
It's fine.
It's a great movie.
I just started playing the video game, by the way, on the Switch.
It was on sale and it's one from a thousand years ago.
And it is just it is just so unevenly hard.
Like some parts of it are just like shoot a ghost.
And other ones are like, hey, you're halfway through this fricking walking ghost shooting
level up.
You died because all of your you're the cadet.
All of your other senior members have died.
And they're like, sorry, you died too, man.
Start from the beginning.
No, beginning.
Yeah, this is a freaking sucks.
I love my game.
It's a great movie.
Wrong.
Rose sent me a freaking Ghostbusters game that is ridiculously hard.
Is it that one?
Is it like it's called like the I think it's just called Ghostbusters, the video game or
something?
No.
What was the one you can be Caleb played?
I think Ghostbusters Spirit Unleashed is not what it's called.
I've heard that one.
I have not played.
I'm the end of spirits unleashed.
Dude, it is so freaking hard.
So you're so it's kind of like a it could be like a four V eight or whatever.
Like it's crazy.
So you're playing against online people.
The online people could either be the ghosts or the Ghostbuster.
And if you are the Ghostbuster, like it is insanely difficult because these ghosts can
travel literally anywhere because they're freaking ghosts.
And so like that you could be on the bottom floor and then they'll be like wrecking havoc
on the top.
And then you'll like work your way up and you have to like navigate this freaking facility,
get to the top floor.
By the time you get there, they're already back on the bottom floor, like jacking up
the shit that you set up down there.
And it's a freaking shit show.
Like I have I have yet to play as a ghost and I have yet to win a match.
Sounds like I've had a team of like five people against like three ghosts and we still lost.
It's insane.
Like it is ridiculous how hard that game is.
Like it is not user friendly in the slightest.
You have to upgrade.
Like you have to you have to earn like experience points to upgrade your gear and stuff, but
you get like basically nothing.
You might as well get nothing in terms of experience for losing.
I love how mad you are about this.
Oh my gosh, dude.
I played a few rounds.
I was just like, screw this game.
Like unless I was playing with with Rose, but I mean, even then I feel like it's it's
it'd be really freaking hard.
That's hilarious.
All right.
So OK, besides Kumail Nanjiani, why was this?
Why is this movie worth watching now?
So literally every single like OG member, not including so the original three still
surviving members, but also Janine comes back, the receptionist and freaking there's
a part where Bill Murray or Frickin Venkman pops in his head at the firehouse when they're,
you know, getting a plan together and he says like, oh, how can I be of assistance?
And Frickin you see Janine in full Ghostbusters gear just decked out and he freaking just
freaks out.
It's such a great freaking moment.
There's a lot of throwbacks.
So many, but so good.
I hope they don't throw Harold Ramis in again, though.
I feel like he got his proper send off.
I I agree.
Yeah, I mean, like like in the trailer, they just they're just like, you know, because
it has Walter Peck at the beginning and he's like, oh, I've waited 40 years for this.
I get to shut the Ghostbusters down again.
I shut him down once I get to shut him down again.
Yeah, the way like the way that he's just like, you know, they were phonies.
Nobody believed them.
And now the people to pick up the mantle once again are descendants of one of the Ghostbusters
them being the grandchildren of Egon Spangler.
So I'm hoping that's that's really like the only like I'm fine if they mention them, like
if they mention, oh, hey, you know, like this is why the tech is like this because of what
Egon did or what Spangler did.
But yeah, I really hope that they don't try to incorporate his ghost again.
Yeah, I think like the first time they did it was done perfectly.
Now it would just feel cheap.
Yeah.
Agreed.
But this trailer looks sick and friggin Slimers in it.
So I'm pumped.
They friggin like the the new set of Ghostbusters is friggin great.
I love that it's two adults and two kids like that's friggin great.
I mean, you still got you still got lucky and you still got podcasts, but it doesn't
seem like they're going to be at least from the trailers.
It doesn't seem like they're going to have a lot to do this movie, which which sucks
is I really enjoyed them in Afterlife.
But I mean, I could be wrong.
But it definitely seems that the the four they're focusing on are McKenna Grace's character,
Finn Wolfhard, Paul Rudd.
And then was it Carrie Coon that played the mom?
I think in the first in Afterlife.
Yeah.
So but it's just I I'm just happy that after even though I defended it first, the what
we got with the reboot Ghostbusters answered the call that this franchise is finally getting
the attention and the sequels that it actually deserves.
You're talking about the lady Ghostbusters.
Yes.
By the way, nothing, nothing funnier in this world that we live in than them doing the
official only box set that exists of all the only Ghostbusters movies.
And they did not put that movie in it.
And they're like, hey, what's the friggin because Paul Fiege threw such a big fit, they
threw in the digital copy of it.
But that's it.
They looked at the camera and winked.
They're like, yeah, we know you guys can rip that up.
You're just going to throw this away, but I guess we'll give it to you.
Oh, man.
But yeah, fucking such a great trailer and I can't wait till March 23rd, I think is when
it comes out.
So that's gonna be a good one.
Yes.
But we also got another trailer this week.
Despicable Me 4.
That's a lot better than the third one.
I will say that because the third one sucked.
I don't know how this one's going to be like.
It looks good, but I feel like that's about as far as it's going to go.
That's good.
The like visually.
That's what I mean.
Like, yeah, it's really pleasing.
Like you can always count on illumination to like do amazing animation.
But sometimes when it comes to their stories, leaves a lot to be desired.
I will say one thing that like I'm just like that is straight up a ripoff from Incredibles
2 was the scene with the baby and what was it a badger or some shit like that?
Yeah, I don't know what kind of animal was.
I'm just like that is that is a ripoff from Incredibles 2 and I'm sure Incredibles 2
did it better.
Like I will say I will give Incredibles 2 shit so much for how it did not deliver on
the sequel that we should have gotten.
Not bad, like I still enjoyed it, but not a great sequel.
Nothing does not stand next to the original, in my opinion.
Dude, I have seen nothing but people ripping on this trailer being like, oh, so we're just
copying and pasting Jack Jack.
I was straight up Jack Jack was in this movie.
I'd be like, that's weird that he's not with his family because that looks like Jack Jack.
It's straight up does like what the hell?
I mean, in fairness, in fairness, though, babies all look alike.
Like they I mean, that's why they got to put the names on the bassinets because you're
not like, oh, look, there's little Timmy.
Like they all are just little marshmallow head weirdos that are like, so it takes them
a while to grow into their face.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean, that's your baby.
Yeah.
But then again, didn't boss baby didn't weren't they able to make like distinct faces out
of the each of the babies?
I feel like I'd say, yeah, I mean, as distinct as you can get with that animation style.
But I mean, they did a decent job.
There were a lot of like, at least when it came to like the the main babies, like they
all had very distinct looks.
But when you got into like their their offices and headquarters, like there's definitely
like some copy and paste babies.
But I mean, that that one did a OK job.
But yeah, this one, I'm not sure where this story is supposed to go.
Same like honestly, like I know it wouldn't have worked.
But if they I mean, well, first of all, like, why does that need to be a fourth one?
I mean, I know money.
But if they were to like, I don't know, I would have brought Vector back or something
like that, like a villain that like I actually give a shit about because every villain after
him, I did not care for.
Yeah.
Like the one in the third one was about as our brat.
He wasn't bad.
He was almost at the level.
But like the one from the second one, I everyone loved him.
I did not think he was that funny.
And like I said, third one, both as our brat.
And then I already forgot the name of the villain in this one.
Yeah, I can tell you his name either is a very generic face, too.
And that's saying a lot of illumination animation.
Oh, man.
But yeah, I'll definitely see it because, you know, I saw I've seen the first three.
I still haven't seen the second Minions movie, though.
I need to watch that.
You're probably fine.
Really?
Yeah.
Good.
It like Iris likes watching the Minions movies every once in a while.
That is her least favorite.
Wow.
All right.
But yeah, so I'm sure I'll watch it.
I mean, if Caleb wants to break it down, I'm sure we'll watch it.
But if he doesn't, it depends what else is going on that month.
OK.
Yeah.
If we don't decide to break it down, at least when it's in theaters.
Yeah, I'm waiting till the shit comes on streaming.
Yep.
But yeah, it's a DJ, even though you didn't check out.
So you see, did you not check out before either?
I absolutely did not.
This is so far out of my wheelhouse that.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
Out of the two, which one are you looking more forward to?
Or like, which one would you actually watch in theaters?
Out of Despicable Me and Ghostbusters?
Did you hear it, Rose?
Yeah.
Hey, you know what?
If he could have had a change of heart, if he did say Despicable Me 4, I would have been
hurt a little bit.
As I was going to say, Despicable, not even Despicable Me, Despicable Me 4.
The last bit of ice in the glass of water before it's like all melted away.
That's Despicable Me 4.
Yeah, no, Ghostbusters for sure.
OK, good.
Caleb, I hope it's the same answer.
Yeah, Ghostbusters.
OK.
Like, I am going to go see Despicable Me 4 in theaters because I like taking my kids
to that.
But yeah, I don't know.
I'm more excited for Ghostbusters.
Now, I think when our when our nephews were younger, like the last movie I remember like
this that we went to or we took them to go and see, I think was Captain Underpants.
And oh, boy, there was a guy named Dr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Diarene Steen or whatever.
And that was worth the price of admission.
I think about that so much.
I love that.
But yeah, so that's going to do it for 4K and Pleaser teasers for this month.
So gentlemen, what do you say we get moving onto our.
Headliner of the evening.
Say let's do it.
Do we have to?
All right, so getting right into it, Caleb, because I always forget.
Did we post a question of the week?
I can't remember.
We were supposed to.
Oh, if you were a moon, would you rebel?
Yes or no?
Yeah, we started getting like real generic with our question of the weeks and just being
like, what did you think of the movie?
But I haven't posted any of those.
Like every time we make them and I go through the effort of making them and then it's just
like I was supposed to do something and it's like today that I was like, oh, shit.
What was the question going to be for rebel moon?
It was just like, what did you think of rebel moon?
No, it was Caleb's.
So his question was even better.
Let me let me let me bring this up for you because I have to.
He said, give us your thoughts on the Zack Snyder Star Wars knockoff rebel moon.
Hey, no spoilers.
Yeah, who knows to Caleb for coming up with that?
Yeah, that was that was before I saw the movie, obviously.
So so what he means he wants to change it to a Dune ripoff.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's what he wants to.
I mean, I feel a lot of people.
Well, anyway, go ahead.
I have no words, even though we're on a podcast.
Well before we dive into this movie and I really cannot wait to hear what DJ and Caleb
say what he's Caleb, I bet you let people know how he break down movies on this podcast.
I would love to.
If you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained eye letter grade.
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade, as well as a percentage
that is more fun than anything.
No, don't.
Why do it then?
Because it's fun, DJ.
We're killing all right.
Yeah.
So if you have not seen Rebel Moon, we are about to spoil the ever loving shit out of
this movie in our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose.
Oh, you should spell that with a W.S. instead of an S.E. Rose.
Yeah, you know what you're right.
I'm going to start doing that.
It is, dude, that would be especially funnier for reading with Rose.
Like, come on.
That would be freaking hilarious.
Oh, my God.
I was.
Man, I should have consulted you guys because I was like, what things can I misspell with
like with reading and take reading is good.
Take off the H in with and put W.S. instead of S.E. and Rose.
So really, Rose, no, you can still say reading with Rose.
You just spelled it wrong.
DJ killed it, cracked the code.
Dude, that is amazing.
Yeah.
So that might be getting it soon.
Oh, dude, that is.
Oh, that is so amazing.
That's so great.
Yeah.
So we are.
So if you listen beyond this point and anything is spoiled for you about this movie, it is
your own fault.
All right.
So Atticus Noble, the sadistic admiral of the militaristic imperium, arrives on the
backwater moon of Velt.
Velt.
I already forgot how they pronounce it.
Veld.
It's not important.
That's already shit.
On behalf of the mother world, an interstellar empire fueled by centuries of conquest and
war, he explains that his troops are hunting for a band of rebels led by siblings Debra
and Darien Bloodaxe and offers to buy the village's surplus grain.
The village's leader, Sindri, refuses the offer, claiming they barely have enough to
survive a farmer, Gunnar.
Gunner.
Sorry.
Doesn't matter.
Gunner to prepare enough grain, which will not leave the village with enough to survive
in 10 weeks.
Noble departs, leaving a handful of soldiers, including private Ares, who is disillusioned
with the imperium and mother world's immortality.
Doesn't matter.
That just say immoral ways.
Okay.
Yeah, there we go.
But a Jimmy robot to oversee the harvest, after being harassed by a peer, Jimmy starts
to become independent.
One villager, Cora, finds the other soldiers holding another villager and Ares hostage
preparing to gang rape the former.
Yeah, that would move.
And kills them in help from Jimmy, who has defected from the soldiers.
Cora warns the villagers that Noble will massacre the village once he returns unless they mount
a defense.
Cora and Gunnar depart for the port town of Providence to recruit warriors for the village's
defense, including Titus, a disgraced imperium general.
During their journey, she reveals to Gunnar that she once served the imperium as a soldier,
having been adopted and renamed to Arthelaeus by Balisarius.
I'm sorry.
I'm so bad with names like this.
It doesn't matter.
No one's gonna ever remember these names.
In how long has Star Wars been out?
In that many years, people aren't gonna be like, Balthazar, the, I don't know, the hair.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It was a good joke.
It's Balisarius.
Hey.
So Balisarius, an imperium commander, after he killed her family and eradicated her home's
planet population, she became bodyguard to Mother World Princess.
Issa, who was expected to usher in an end to the imperium's conquests.
She was unable to protect Issa or is it Issa?
Is it Issa or Issa?
Issa.
Damn it.
I'm sorry.
During her coronation when the royal family was assassinated and Balisarius subsequently
declared himself regent before renewing its conquests.
Arriving at Providence, the pair meets smuggler and criminal Kai, who agrees to take them
to recruit Titus.
From the wake, it is Kai, right?
Yep.
Okay.
Sorry.
I know they said the names in the movie, but I want to make sure that I'm still pronouncing
it right.
Kai takes them to two additional warriors, Tarok, a beast tamer, and Nemesis, a talented
swordswoman enhanced by cybernetics.
The group arrives at a gladiator on a remote moon, finding Titus in a drunken stupor.
Titus initially refuses, but agrees to join them after Korra suggests that he avenge his
fallen soldiers.
Using Gunnar's previous dealings with the blood axes, they then arrive at planet Sharon
to meet them and their rebellion, intending to recruit them.
Darion agrees to defend the village and brings with him a handful of rebels, including Milius,
one rebel with him, while Devra considers a fight against Nobles dreadnought, the king's
gaze hopeless and a waste of their resources.
After they depart Sharon, Noble arrives and eradicates the population as punishment for
assisting the rebels.
Kai tells Korra that he has been moved by her quest to abandon his illicit life as a
smuggler and that he has one last shipment to drop off to leave that life behind him.
He takes the group to a trading post at which Noble's ship has arrived and restrains them,
save for Gunnar, betraying them to Noble and revealing he has always intended to do so
for the bounties on their heads.
Noble identifies Korra, Tarok, Nemesis, and Titus for their history.
Korra and Titus as deserters, Tarok as a criminal and former prince, and Nemesis as the killer
of several imperial officers in revenge for her murdered children.
I don't know why, but when they were talking about that, Nemesis reminded me a lot of,
oh my god, Suicide Squad, Enchantress, no, Swordswoman, oh shit, Katana, Katana, reminded
me so much of that.
I was like, hey, it's Katana in another form.
Afterwards the surviving warriors return to Velt together, oh wait, sorry, I totally skipped
over a part.
Kai demands that Gunnar paralyze Korra and Gunnar instead frees her and kills Kai.
The other warriors are unshackled as well.
A battle ensues with Darion and Noble, the latter at the hands of Korra, among its casualties.
Afterwards the surviving warriors return to Velt together, with Jimmy watching them from
afar on their way to the village.
Noble's corpse is recovered by Motherworld Fortress.
Dude, straight up when this happened, I'm just, it showed up, I'm just like, oh my god, what
is he, Michael freaking Myers?
He just won't die.
No shit, dude.
When he, I thought he was dead dead.
I was like, alright, cool.
Because he was up super high, like fell, and then they went and did that resurrection bullshit.
I'm like, dumb.
Which freaking, dude, felt straight out of the Matrix.
Uh huh.
Zack Snyder should be sued for that.
That's the only thing in this movie you think Zack Snyder should be sued for.
You and I did not watch this movie.
Noble's corpses are covered by Motherworld forces and he is resurrected after having
spoken on an astral plane with Balisarius, who demands that Noble end the insurgency
against him and bring Korra to him alive so he can execute her himself.
End part one.
If only, if only that were the end.
If only we were like, thanks for coming everybody.
See you next time.
Okay, straight, when the credits start rolling, I'm just like, okay, you know what, because
I didn't know DJ's thoughts and I think I already know them for how he's talked about
this movie.
But I'm just like, okay, you know what, I can understand why DJ wanted to watch this
because he's a big Matrix guy, completely understandable.
Now thinking about it more, I'm just like, yeah, he probably just thought it was just
a straight rip off of the Matrix and that's what he did.
They incorporated so much shit.
It was part, like they had the bits of the Matrix.
They had a little bit of Star Wars.
They had a little bit of Dune.
They had a little bit of Avengers end game in there.
They had a hint of that magnificent seven in there too.
They just had little touches of like sprinkles of everything.
I'm just like, listen, there's 80.
There is a lot of people out there that I have heard make the observation that, you
know, this was, and apparently this really was like back when Disney.
Bought a Star Wars for their $5 billion deal.
Zach came, our old pal, Zack Snyder came and was like, I've got an idea for you guys about
your next Star Wars film.
And they were like, no.
And in the state of Star Wars right now, the movies anyway, you've got to ask yourself,
what's so bad that even they would say no?
And he is like, I will take 10 years and answer the question.
Sorry, 11 years and answer the question of what could possibly be worse than what you
have already seen.
While at the same time, this whole movie was like, you should all be apologizing to JJ
Abrams.
Every single one of you that said he did terrible things to that franchise.
You need to go back and you need to grovel at his feet and say, I'm sorry for what I
did.
I see now what it could have been.
And you did the best you could, sir.
I apologize.
You just became my favorite person ever.
You might be like the only person that defends what JJ Abrams did to Star Wars.
Okay.
No, what JJ Abrams was attempting to do seemed like it was okay.
It's what Rian Johnson did that messed it all up.
Very true.
Like Force Awakens.
Great.
I don't care what anyone says.
Favorite Star Wars movie ever.
Yeah, then Rian Johnson F'd the whole thing up with The Last Jedi and then freaking JJ
Abrams had to try to wrap up everything in the third movie where Rian Johnson didn't
take it anywhere.
I don't understand the idea of directors working so hard against either the property or other
directors when it comes to big expansive things like that.
Because what was it?
Sam Ramey.
I was thinking about that today about how much I hate the fact that he...
I don't even know if it's a fact.
It's just been said so many times that I assume it's true that the fact that he was like,
they're like, hey, we have this WandaVision show.
You should probably reference it and look at what Wanda was like before your movie.
And he was like, nah, I'm good.
I already got some ideas.
Let me go ahead and get this done for you real quick.
I thought that was more so the writers from what I heard.
It wasn't really Sam Ramey.
That's his boys, right?
I mean, it was fair.
You know what I mean?
But that Ryan Johnson being like, I don't like where you're going with this.
I'm going to do my own thing.
First of all, relax.
You're not Miles Morales.
Second of all, it's just not...
Why?
Why do this?
Like, this is why when it comes to trilogies, it should just be one director.
JJ even should have gotten the whole trilogy.
I know we're getting into Star Wars.
Sorry.
But like, I know I bring it up so often, but Halloween, the new Halloween trilogy, say
what you will about it.
But at least David Gordon Green was the sole director of all three.
And he got what...
The tone of all three felt the same.
And the way that it was completely told made sense.
The whole message that he wanted to get across did.
So, like I said, say what you wanted to about the Blumhouse trilogy of Halloween.
But at least it was the same damn director.
So the original trilogy, was that three directors or two?
Because I know it was a different director for the second movie.
So it was actually...
It was a different director for all three.
Because John Carpenter only did the first Halloween.
Then I forget who directed Halloween 2.
But what sucks is Halloween 2, one of the best sequels of the franchise, he did a great
job with.
But then he came back for Halloween Resurrection, one of the worst sequels in the franchise.
It's like, how do you go from night to day or from day to night with how good your sequels
are?
But then Halloween 3 was a completely different director just because Halloween 3 was...
It didn't have Michael Myers.
It was a Halloween anthology film.
What about the Star Wars one?
Was that...
Because I know the first two had different directors, but I don't know if the third one
did.
I think that was all George Lucas.
We're talking the original trilogy, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm almost 100% sure that episode five was a different director.
I always thought it was all George Lucas.
All right, so A New Hope was directed by George Lucas.
Empire Strikes Back was directed by Irvin Kirschner.
A story by George Lucas.
And then Return of the Jedi was directed by Richard Marquand.
So that right there is what I'm saying.
Probably either those directors very much understood what George Lucas was trying to
get across and did a pretty good job of it.
To me, that's part of the reason why I hate this new trilogy of Star Wars is because we
are straight up talking about Star Wars.
I am so sorry.
But it's because of things like...
Rian Johnson just being like, eh, I don't like it.
I'm going to do...
Again, I'm going to do my own thing.
Don't do this.
There's...
Whatever.
Rebel Moon, everybody.
The C-3PO was the most interesting thing and they barely used them.
Go on.
No, I'm going to agree with Gigi on that because the final shot where...
He had the antlers on and he's just a wilderness person.
I'm just like, that should have been the end shot.
Just roll credits.
But no, they had to do the freaking Matrix ripoff.
Dude, I should shit you not.
When I saw that, I leaned over to my wife and I was just like, he's been through some
shit and I wish we would have gotten to see it.
Listen, this whole movie, the whole movie, when it got to that point, what I said to
Beth was, why didn't we see his movie?
I don't need the movie that I got.
I need that guy's movie.
I think we got that with Chappie.
I think that's what we got.
I just like...
It's part of the apologies too that go to J.J.
Abrams as people used to give him so much crap about the lens flare.
Let me tell you about a man that does not know how to use slow motion.
Zack Snyder.
And he slow motions the dumbest parts.
They're reaching for a cup of coffee.
Got it.
Drink it real fast.
The only time that I can justify Zack Snyder using slow motion is in his cut of Justice
League when the flash breaks the speed force.
That is the only time that I can justify it because it's such a freaking great scene.
But it's a good long scene.
You know what I mean?
It wasn't just like a small part in a battle where someone isn't even jumping.
They're just like slightly going over a piece of rubble.
And they're like, all right, I'm going to keep shooting now.
There was so much pointless slow motion, I felt like, to this movie that I immediately
thought of J.J.
Abrams lens flare.
And I'm like, again, we we need to all write this man an apology, a handwritten apology.
We're so sorry for what we've done.
I was on his side all the time, so I don't think I have an apology.
Man, dude, I had some different like, OK, I definitely do feel like the slow motion
was overused.
But there were a couple of shots where I do feel like it was freaking bitching.
Go ahead and name those shots, please.
All right.
The most fun was when
was his face, the.
One dude was jumping on the hippogriff looking thing like slow motion shot like that was
dope.
I will give you that.
That was cool.
This
why it was not, first of all, knock off Jason Momoa.
Shout out Jason Momoa.
They should have got you for this movie.
Do they put like way too much baby oil on his abs?
Like they really had to showcase that he was ripped like they were like, hey, we're wondering
this this blacksmith of the the sand dunes is ripped.
He just he just hits things.
By the way, he was honor bound to not leave, but he still needed a very just not very much
of a chain chain on his leg.
Just to be like I to remind him that he's still a slave to this dude, I guess.
I don't know.
It was odd.
But yeah, starting off a story for like first and foremost, what was it in the gun?
We are jumping the gun.
Oh, there was a good mixture of everything.
This was just a more in depth story for what could have been Gamora.
Do that as the perfect way to sum it up.
Perfection, Caleb.
Like the bat, like it was such a I listen.
We talked about it before we started recording the first shot of space penis flying through
space vagina was odd.
And then they're like, just in case you were wondering, they're like, here is someone doing
farming and you can see a giant we're going to assume it's a planet, but you're going
to think it's a moon.
It's a rebel moon in the background.
I hated that.
I was like, why is it so why is there so why does it take up the whole screen?
Like we get it there in space.
Dude, so the CGI was a bit lazy, but that is definitely that's definitely an effects
situation that's going to come up.
Oh, shit.
They spent it all on Chappie.
They spent the whole budget on Chappie and then just got the riffraff to do the rest.
Okay.
They spent it on that and then the frickin guy that grabs.
Oh, God, what's his name?
Exactly.
This is why when you were saying the names, I was saying it doesn't matter.
So I feel that they spent it on Chappie and then they also spent it on the guy that grabs.
Oh, my God.
What gunners junk and in the pub or whatever the hell they were.
It's yeah, that that scene like the way I don't think he said it like this, but like
when he grabs his junk, he's like, there's more that came or some shit like that.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
This movie got uncomfy.
Again, they're like you didn't know if the girl was like, is this her lover?
Is this her dad?
Is this her protector?
Who is this?
No, it's just a really gritty farmer.
And it's just when I found you on the space traveling device, we're in space in case you
forgot.
I decided to hold back this super cool gun.
Here's this gun now.
I don't know how long you've been here, but now it's gun time.
Please do all the shooting.
Dude, whatever.
What's his name?
The Charlie Hunnam's character is that guy?
Yeah, that's guy.
Dude, I saw his frickin turn from a million miles away.
I did too.
And usually I'm really bad at calling you are.
You are horrible with that shit.
But I did too.
This is the first I'm going to I deserve an award for that because this is the first time
in a while.
That's very like he's established immediately as a bounty hunter.
And then he just suddenly turns like, oh, it's not about the money.
And I'm like, immediately like, yeah, what?
Like you're a bounty hunter, sir.
What do you mean?
It's not about the money.
That is your entire life.
And then they just kind of like took him at his word.
I'm just like, well, I mean, it's Charlie Hunnam.
Charlie Hunnam makes you a promise.
You believe him.
You like I'm sitting there and just like there's nothing like he's there's nothing in this
for him.
There's no money.
Like he knows that there's no money coming his way.
There's like he has so little to like motivation to be doing any of this.
And I'm like, I feel for someone who claims to be like the top warrior, she got betrayed
super freaking easy.
But that's the thing.
Like this movie was so weird because it was like I don't know if this is writing or character
development actually, but there was no one in this movie that you were like, man, I like
this person the whole way through.
Like this person is great.
They're perfectly quirky.
And I want to know more about this person.
Like you're just you kind of get all the information you need about her eventually.
You the guy that you think you're going to like that's going to be the Han Solo without
a Chewbacca.
That's the real reason you shouldn't have trusted him.
No Chewbacca.
And then all of a sudden he's like, you know, whoops, I was a bad guy the whole time.
The I just it was such I'm I don't know the whole Rick and Morty scene of like, we're
just going to fly to a bunch of different planets and everyone's going to finger guns
and you son of a bitch, I'm in.
Let's save this universe.
It's just I don't know, man, this is such a what was the story?
That's what I want to ask you guys.
We're talking about a story.
What was the story?
I don't know.
We're also only get like is there this like a supposed to be like a three parter or is
this only to two as far as I know?
Yeah, I think it's just two.
OK, this just kind of felt like it did honestly feel like half of a movie.
Yeah, but the worst half that was two hours and 15 minutes for how much they drive home
about, you know, like getting a crew together.
I was just I get I got and you know, I loved this movie.
I feel it gets way too much.
Hey, with Star Wars fans, the solo Star Wars story, how many times people play the scene
with Woody Harrelson's character got a job putting together a crew?
That's how I felt the whole damn movie.
They drove it home way too much.
Dude, a lot of these characters didn't even need that much convincing.
That's what I'm saying.
I understood the first guy because he's like, yeah, like I understood the first guy because
it's like, yeah, it's either join them or being like a shackled blacksmith on Tatooine.
But so like I understood him.
But like Katana, a little bit.
He's listen.
What did he do?
Like that that Griffin thing still died.
He just tamed it.
It killed the guy that was made him a slave or was the slaver.
And then what?
All of his minions are there just going to be like, well, I hope he doesn't eat me.
And he just winks at this thing, gives it the finger gun and just gets in the ship and
leaves.
Guess what?
Those guys that were left, they killed that thing right after the ship flew away.
So congratulations.
You tamed it and it's dead now.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
That's what I hope it didn't die.
That's absolutely what happened.
You will not say that thing will not make an appearance in part two.
You mark my words.
Yeah, man.
Like this is a tough sell of a movie, dude.
Like I went into it coming out and I'm like, this is better than Dune.
Dude, I want to go back and watch Dune because I have a I'm going to be like, I don't think
I gave it a fair chance.
I know, but yeah, I'm going to be like that Thanos meme.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
That was going to be the question I asked you guys at the end because I didn't want
to watch Dune because it looked like what this movie turned out to be just from the
trailers.
And I was going to ask, like, should I watch Dune?
Is this better or worse than Dune?
If the fact that Dune has Chalamet and Sandia, I'd probably go for Dune.
That's I don't know about that, dude.
I don't I would personally go with this one.
I think this one was a bit easier to follow than Dune.
OK, so Dune throws two different two different answers.
Dune throws a little too too much politics into the mix.
And so it becomes like really like story heavy and like story that's like not fun to follow.
This one, I feel it's a little bit easier to follow.
I mean, this is basically frickin a space western.
So follow.
But it's like it's so long.
Like this movie, I feel I'm like, is it are we still doing this?
Like somehow they agree to be part of our team instantly.
But it takes 15 hours for it to happen.
And then they do it and then they get there.
And then there's another 15 hour fight that's not even really a fight.
And it's like, what can?
And then you see Antlers at the end and you're like, dude, where were you this whole time?
Why didn't you bring me with you?
Do you know where I was?
I was looking.
Let me tell you the story of what I just saw.
And I don't even know how to tell the story.
Dude, he oh, man.
Yeah, it was.
It was tough to like to follow, like really bad.
I'll fully check my phone multiple times.
I did, too.
I made a point.
I saw Beth watch this movie at the same time in the same room.
And Beth was just on her phone instantly.
And I'm like, no, locked in.
I'm going to watch this movie because I'm not going to lie.
I have been I'm I'm kind of over Star Wars movies.
Like I like the shows, but like I'm ready for the next thing.
Even if it's Star Wars, ask, I'm ready for it.
And I went into this movie going as open minded as I could because I had heard things about
it.
But I was like, no, these are just haters.
Like, this is not going to be what it what everyone is seemingly saying that it is like
they're just haters.
That's all it is.
And I like I felt like I was like grabbing a rose or something the whole time, just not
a rose, not a Jonathan Rose, a rose rose.
Like like the whole movie felt like trying to squeeze a rose stem as hard as you could
for two hours and 15 minutes and pretend like those thorns were not pain.
It's like, no, I enjoy this.
No, I enjoy this.
And it was just there was nothing like all we got was some guys showed up.
What are they going to do?
They're going to take everything.
What do you want, sir?
Everything.
OK, now we got to go assemble a team.
We assembled the team.
Now we got to go fight the guy.
We fought the guy.
Why did we do it?
Not quite sure.
I was adopted by the king.
The king died and now we're fighting.
I don't know.
They really I really mean it.
What is the story of this movie?
Yeah, dude, it was a lot.
I got to like point this out her like nickname, the scar giver.
I'm like, that is so lame.
That just sounds like you have commitment issues.
Well, that's the thing.
Like this movie, it had cool aspects of it.
Like it had it had good ideas all throughout it, but it just didn't follow through on any
of it.
It somehow told you nothing and gave away everything all at the same time.
I felt like, yeah, so true.
This one's tough.
I I'm.
Maybe 72 lol.
I thought Caleb was going to be higher than that.
I I. Right out of the gate, like after I'd watched it, I was like, this wasn't bad.
Like I think I liked it more.
Definitely liked it more than Dune.
But yeah, just stewing on it.
I'm like, this wasn't very well put together at all.
Like it was very bland.
It feels like it's super derivative of a bunch of different shit.
Like you said, frickin Matrix and all of these other things that we've brought up.
It's it's.
It feels like a frickin Frankenstein of sci fi.
But that's the thing.
Like the best movies I feel like can do that.
Like what I was thinking about, too, about this movie today is like I wish Quentin Tarantino
would do a space opera movie like maybe maybe a little light on the conversation.
But like this is like there are ways to pay homage to things and not just beat you over
the head with it.
And this was this wasn't paying homage to anything.
It was just like this is what it is.
It's in space.
It does things like space.
Things do that, you know.
Ah, and that was.
But that's Zack Snyder.
Like that dude I forgot I could not remember the name, but it's Sucker Punch.
Like Sucker Punch is like one of those movies that he made as well.
That's just like.
It's not that it's a bad movie.
It's just that it's one of those movies that you're like, why did I watch this?
Why did you make this?
Like what am I supposed to get from this movie other than like a girl?
Holy shit.
It's raped almost to death and then gets lobotomized at the end.
OK, cool story, Zack.
And then you're like, hey, just in case you wondered who this was, let's throw a little
bit of gang rape at the beginning just to make sure that you know who the good guys
and the bad guys are.
In case you were wondering, let's draw a very clear definitive line right through so you
know bad side, good side.
Like OK, man, cool, cool space thing.
Love it.
Dude, I have a funny story about Sucker Punch.
You don't.
No, I feel like I do.
So I I watched Sucker Punch, please, one day just just randomly like and I watched it and
I knew that like.
It was like I was at an age where I wasn't quite.
Well versed in in cinema.
Mm hmm.
But and so what I came out of it being confused as hell about what the what I just watched
being less versed in cinema.
Yeah, it's.
Yeah, so I came out like being super confused, but I held the movie in.
I got a higher regard than I should have because I was like, well, I probably just didn't understand
the complexities of the story.
I rewatched it as an adult.
I'm like, what in the ever loving shit was that?
It's just a girl who goes to a place while she's getting raped by people.
That's what the movie is.
Yeah, that's what she said.
Not again.
World War Two fighter plane.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Like Zack Snyder is a weird dude.
I saw I saw the best and only comment that anyone needs to hear about this movie, which
is if you didn't like it, you're you'll probably like the four hour director's cut better.
Like this, you know what this movie is for?
This is for people who loved the Justice League and really loved the Snyder cut.
Like if you love the Snyder cut, you probably love this.
See, that's the thing.
Like, OK, I wouldn't say I love the Snyder cut, but like it is the definitive version
of Justice League and I've really enjoyed it.
But do you really did not enjoy this movie?
I guess I just only I only like Zack Snyder when it comes to superheroes, apparently.
Yeah, rude.
Yeah, that is rude.
I love you, Ben.
That's how you really feel.
Yeah, so I'm out of 72.
If you want me to go next, I'm going to really set a precedent today because of funny reasons
and real reasons.
I'm going to start it off at 69.
I'm going to notice a pattern emerge as the show goes on.
I'm going to actually be lower than DJ.
I'm going to be a 68.
Oh, yeah, my forte couldn't agree more.
Shit, dude, I might be the one that like brings this movie up.
Yeah, Caleb, I think you are going to be that person because I know like it seems like you
too like really dislike this movie and I was I was like it is I but we were salt burn bros.
OK, and I was like, let's let's cleanse the palate and do something good.
Like I legitimately recommended us do this movie because I was like we watched that horrid
thing called Saltburn and we need to do something fun and let's do the movie that I have very
high hopes for.
And then I watched this movie and was like, cool, Saltburn in space.
I was halfway through this movie.
I'm just like, this really is not that good.
Like am I wrong?
You're not.
I looked at I looked at Rod and I mean, you know, definitely don't always don't really
don't trust Rotten Tomatoes.
But I was looking like the the critic score and the audience score.
I'm like, OK, no, I'm not alone with this audience score.
I think is a 58 critics is a 22.
All right.
So I'm like, relax critics.
It's not that bad, but it's pretty bad.
Yeah, I agree.
All right.
Next up, we got writing fart noises, fart noises.
This is all I'll be saying until we get to the next thing.
Fart noises, fart noises.
Yeah, the everything line.
What do they want?
Everything.
What do you guys want?
You want everything?
OK, I guess have everything then do the nothing pissed me off more than the frickin village
managers when they were talking like, hey, if we do a really good job for these people,
maybe they'll let us live.
I'm like, what?
Like these are these are farm working hardened people and they're like, what if we give them
everything like they asked for?
Like, huh?
Why?
Because we're scared.
No, you're not.
You're dumb.
You just fight like those strike me as people that would have fought like theoretically.
The reason they were so dumb is because they should have been the ones that they were like,
hey, you son of a bitch, I'm in.
She shouldn't have had to go across the galaxy to fight.
These dummies should have been willing to do it.
But instead, they're like, what if we turned around and dropped our pants?
Is that a thing?
You are not wrong.
No.
I mean, they they freaking like turned over so quick.
It wasn't even funny.
I'm just like, gosh, you guys are freaking idiots.
And not and literally no one opposed it except for her.
But everyone's like, yeah, yeah, this sounds like a great plan.
We got this, guys.
They they will just love what we did so much that they will make sure that we live.
Well, in fairness, the one guy that did oppose it, he got shot in the forehead.
So their their former leader, bro, to there.
Do you know what this movie is?
Don't say something I'm going to hate this.
It is.
Live action space bugs life.
Ha.
Caleb just cracks the code.
Jesus Christ.
Why did you do that?
We should have done bugs like the live action version of bugs.
We never knew we wanted it.
We didn't want you, man.
Yeah, we didn't want.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
These people that are lighter.
It's people that harvest food and store up a bunch of food.
I delivered to a freaking dictator like.
Can I tell you, though?
Can I tell you in the vein of your theory, which is now correct, that is canon.
This is bugs life like live action.
I was going to say one of the people who I enjoyed the writing for because it was bad
in such a good way was their their crazy general man who was wearing a suit by the end with
no coat.
I don't remember his name.
He was who is he?
He's the not an admiral.
What was he?
He was the one that was pilot or manning the the king's gaze.
He showed up.
Oh, oh, shit.
He was the one that showed up there and Ajax.
And is that was that his name?
No, that's his character's name from Deadpool.
Or Francis.
Like I actually at first I thought it was too much, but I actually liked him.
Like I felt like he he might have been the only person who knew how bad of a movie this
was and was like, I'm just going to go crazy and no one's going to stop me because what
are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Kick me off this movie?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm going to agree with DJ.
He was he was honestly my favorite person in this whole thing.
Who?
Oh, my God.
Who played Alfred in Batman v Superman?
Oh, God.
He does.
Jeremy.
Yeah, Jeremy.
So every buddy of mine has said because you saying that just reminds me, he tells me Jeremy
Irons is like the only good part of like the original Dungeons and Dragons movie, just
because you can tell that he knew it was going to be bad, but he just had so much fun with
it.
And that's it.
He's like when you can go full crazy like that, it just helps.
It's good.
And this guy, whatever his name.
What is his name?
I need to give this man full credit.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking at IMDB because I am.
Well, we'll have his name up here in a minute with Act.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, yeah, good.
But oh, man, this was this was a rough one.
Well, OK, we go back to Charlie Hunnam's character doing doing the old double cross.
Like, listen, I didn't see it coming from a mile away because I was like I think I had
already checked out of this movie.
You know how like when your eyes are open but you're kind of asleep?
I think that's how I was watching that movie at some point.
And like it was such a like when he did it, I was like, of course you are.
Of course you're this guy.
You were this close to being likable.
And then you were like, just kidding.
I hate you guys.
And I love the motherland.
And yeah, sons of anarchy.
I'll stand in front of a space semi truck.
Do I think that was a huge problem for me was his motivation behind the betrayal because
he's like he was sharing no reasons why he would be siding with the imperial, whatever
they're called imperiums.
He's like, you know what they've done?
They've done like all of this horrible stuff.
Like they like I wish they would have just destroyed the planet.
They just like did all this bad stuff to us.
And that like and like, OK, so why are you helping them then, sir?
Money.
Yeah.
I'm like, other than that, like other than.
Yeah.
I mean, other than money, I'm like, you've given me no true reason.
Like you should hate these guys to your core, wanting to like burn everything that they
are and stand for.
That you're just you're you're.
You're just you're giving up on any hope of that for a paycheck, which I'm like, all right,
fine, but just.
Be consistent about it.
He was terribly written.
They were I feel like everyone for the most part was not written very well.
The store, the writing of the story, like having them have the motherland.
What was it called?
The mother planet?
What was the doesn't matter.
The mother load was they basically gave a reason why everyone in space is British, because
they're like, there's a king.
There's a space king.
Obviously, the space king is the one who is the most popular and everyone has a British
accent like the king.
Like, OK, well, that's something definitely no one cared about or wanted to know.
But cool.
Like I mentioned before, the whole like everyone just like being cool with like, hey, we're
going to go do a fight and probably die.
All right.
Sounds cool.
Here we go.
And.
What was the story, you guys?
What was the story?
This is one of the writing was.
It was a way below the story for me.
It just it didn't hold up.
There wasn't anything like memorable, like even the lines I feel like we're supposed
to be like intimidating or or epic or whatever.
We're just bland.
Like when like when the frickin general comes or the admiral comes and he's just like, well,
where do you want to take everything?
Like you could have done something cooler with that.
But she said, you understand, Caleb, let me explain to you how movies work.
She said earlier when they were like, what do you think they want?
She was like everything and looked up to the clouds.
And then so that's why he paid off the thing that he didn't hear that she said, but that
we heard it so that we would know that she was right.
So.
And that's that's a move.
That's how writing in movies works.
So sorry.
Lazy, frickin lazy.
Yeah, I'm going to be down where you guys are with the story.
So I'm going to give the writing a 69.
Oh, man, you were so close, but 65 is the correct answer.
I'm a DJ.
Sixty five is the correct answer.
Oh, shit, Caleb, I'm very interested to see if your scores will save this movie.
I'm excited.
I mean, it will a little bit, but not much.
I'm like, I'm way outvoted here.
Listen, for anyone watching who you keep seeing me check my phone, I'm actually doing part
of Caleb's new grading system on my phone.
So I'm doing classwork, everybody just back off.
Yeah.
Way to be the teacher's pet, DJ.
I love it.
And I'll frickin suck up.
I've been a part of a few podcasts where like I haven't even been the host of said podcast
and someone has just gone, be you eat and just gone to their phone.
And it is it is I feel some type of way about that.
So and I know sometimes when I see it, I'm like, you son of a bitch, just put your phone
down.
Yeah, we yeah, we yeah, we wanted a little bit more inclusion with our guests and make
them feel like they're doing something.
How dare you?
They're doing something.
No, but I felt like it could be more like quietly like on mute, like, well, I can't
wait till they're done.
No, like, I thought it'd be fun, like participation thing.
You are correct.
Anyway.
All right.
Moving on over to acting.
We have that cast list here.
All right, so we have Sophia Boutella, who played Cora, which actually seeing her picture
now, I now remember what I recognize her from.
And it's the Tom Cruise mummy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The movie that failed.
Yeah, it's so bad.
This is a man.
Maybe it's her.
It's her.
It was definitely not her.
I mean, I never saw the mummy.
But honestly, the way that whole thing with like the dark universe, what they were going
to set up for the way that they got so ahead of themselves, even before the mummy came
out, I find freaking hilarious.
It would have been cool if it worked like you would have.
It would have.
But then Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, yeah, I never saw the mummy.
But I mean, even though it's not connected to what they want to do, at least we got the
good version of the invisible man.
So it's really after.
So at least there was that.
All right.
Next, we got.
Is it Michelle?
It's me.
I thought it was Mikael.
Mikael.
Mikael, you did.
Yeah, I'll say Michael Heusman who played Gunner.
It's Timothy Chalamet.
It's green who played Atticus Noble.
All right.
Hold on.
You're going too fast.
Go back to the last guy.
Who was he in?
I know it says Gunner, but like who was Gunner?
The farmer following Cora around.
Oh, yeah.
He was.
He was the Cassian to Cora's Jenner.
So this guy, he I actually probably will rank him higher specifically just because I hated
his guts so much and I feel like anyone who can make you do that in a movie is actually
a good actor.
Dude, he wasn't trying to, though.
I hated him so much.
Well, I think there's some extras.
I don't care what our boss says.
Oh, good.
Good.
Thanks.
Great.
That when he was attempting to rescue that child from the spider lady, my wife was like,
OK, finally he does something.
He did nothing.
This old movie.
Yeah.
All right.
Next, we got Ed or Ed screen is Atticus Noble.
This was the admiral.
Yes.
All right.
Then we got Charlie Hunnam who played Kai.
Hello.
I would rather watch Pacific Rim.
Thank you.
Next.
Whatever accent he was trying to use was horrid.
Just use your dumb accent like no one.
It's space, man.
Like nobody cares in space.
Yeah.
You do not need to go.
I don't even know.
It felt like he was trying to go Irish.
I saw the title of an article that was like Charlie Hunnam explains his northern accent
and I was like, well, that's that's a bad sign.
Yeah.
All right.
Jamon Hounsou who played General Titus.
Amazing and everything.
You're a gem of a human being.
I'm so sad.
Dude, and what is he?
One hundred and seventy and he could still choke everybody out.
Yeah.
He's definitely on like I wouldn't say he's like in the hundreds, but he's an older dude.
He's getting older.
I'd say like late 50s, early 60s at least still still running circles around some other
actors.
Yeah.
Physical stuff.
I'm let's see how old he is just for shits.
He's 59 years old.
There you go.
Damn.
Look at day over 40.
By the way, just so you know, he is 59 years old.
I am 40 years old.
You see, you see, DJ, he was great for your age.
Be nice to yourself.
You're a liar.
I am not.
Your shirt has a Woody on it.
What do you got against Toy Story?
And I just wanted the people who aren't watching to be like, wait, what?
All right, next up we got Bay Duna who played nemesis.
I'm sure she's great.
Didn't care.
Yeah, she's had such a small role.
It wasn't even funny.
I should have just put Katana to that's what I basically Katana Ray Fisher who played Derry.
Oh, it was Bray Fisher.
Yeah, dude, that blew my mind too.
I didn't know that until today.
And I was like, oh, what a cyborg and by the way, those two were the cheesiest ones of
all him and his sister.
They're like, we fight for them against the mother load.
Like, okay, first of all, how was it so easy to find you, my dude?
Why find you in like less than a day?
You're well, I think if she found us so easy, brother, let me tell you something.
If she found you in less than 24 hours, they already know where you're at.
You're all dead.
Stop stop this.
I think no, you don't.
Yeah.
So Ray Fisher played Derry and Bloodaxe and that is everyone.
At least the people that we're supposed to care about.
Yeah.
But did we really care about any of them?
Oh, that is I really didn't.
That's just me.
I've already forgotten everyone's name.
I should have written it down, written it down, written, written, wrote and it's not
right.
I should have written it down.
Admiral Hux and he's number one.
Anthony Hopkins, even though he was only in the movie for, I don't know what a total of
five minutes tops in voice form.
He is number two and I'm going to give myself number three.
How about that?
Yeah, dude.
He is Ray Fisher's character reminded me a lot of Forest Whitaker's in Rogue One.
How?
No, absolutely no.
No, how dare you?
No, that is not Saw Gerrera.
Get away.
No, OK, not like not specifically, not specifically from Rogue One.
Like I'm talking when he was like younger, went like in the Clone Wars.
Young and terrible.
Saw Gerrera, like you're saying, like what?
Listen, I'm not saying he's a terrible actor in general.
Ray Fisher, he did not do a good job in this movie at all.
Like I understand why he was like, I want to get paid more for Justice League.
And they were like, no, you're bad at acting, my guy.
Don't do it.
Yeah, can we talk?
It's really sad that he is the I mean, now that the D.C.U. is dead, he is the only member
of that Justice League that didn't get anything like you say what you will about, you know,
like the original six Avengers, but at least all of them.
Well, OK, five of them got a movie, but at least Hawkeye got a show.
He did.
So and a child that lived.
Cyborg didn't get shit.
Not even cameos, dude.
Yeah, I do.
Like, honestly, I would have loved a cameo in Flash considering that I thought him in
the Flash had a good dynamic in Justice League.
Didn't he forsake all of that, though, at some point and just was like, no, I'm not
going to do any of this anymore.
He took an absolute shit on Warner Brothers and he was very vocal about it.
So there is a hip not bringing you back.
I don't disagree with anything that he said.
I'm just saying that, like, if this is if this movie was supposed to like, I'll show
you, you didn't do a very good job, Mr. Fisher, you should have done something different and
better.
Yeah, not wrong.
What's your guys's top three looking like?
I literally told you it's it's I got to go.
Number three, D.J.
Definitely.
Number one is the guy that played the admiral.
Number two is Anthony Hopkins and number three is me.
The final answer for how much commentary DJ has about this movie.
He honestly should just be included in the game.
Like I was going to normally be able to get through this movie.
I should have gotten Oscar.
Oh, I know for me, number three, I probably just because I actually did enjoy performance.
I'll give it to Bay Duna, who played nemesis for what little she got to do.
I guess because she reminded me of Katana a lot.
I actually really liked her performance because I really liked Katana and Suicide Squad.
That's one of the only good parts of that movie.
But I thought she was really good here.
Number two, just because he is great in everything he does.
Juman Hunsu played Titus.
I'll give him number two.
And then number one.
I'll give to Ed Screen who played Atticus because for how bad the script was, you could
definitely tell that at least he tried to have fun with it.
And he does such a great job of playing a bad guy like in Deadpool.
And now this like the guy has a really act has an act for it.
And like kudos to him.
He does a great job.
It helps that he kind of has like a douche face.
And don't they point that out in the first Deadpool?
I think so.
What a great.
So that is my top three.
Yeah, I'm agreeing with you.
He's my number one.
My number two, I'm going to give to Sophia Boutella who played Cora.
I thought she gave a wide range of different performances for like the different parts
of like flashbacks and and stuff like she plays.
I don't know.
I think she throws like pretty strong emotions in her performance.
And I appreciated it.
Like I reckon like I recognize her talent and I don't think she's being used to her
fullest potential, which sucks.
I can definitely agree with you there.
I didn't enjoy her performance that much in this movie, but I will agree that she actually
is a good actress and she does deserve better.
Yeah, my number three.
Gosh, I might agree with you with Bay Duna.
I think I thought she she did a really solid job and her her story was what like one I
would have liked a little bit of a deeper dive into them than we got.
Can I actually change my number two?
Is that OK?
Would you kill me?
I'm going to change my number two by the way.
I think I was a little too hard nosed about my me pick.
Just because it's a hot take and I just really enjoyed his performance because he reminds
me a lot of Cassie and Andor, even though I thought Cassie and Andor is a way better
character.
But I would actually give number two to Mickey Michael Hoosman.
All right, I'm back.
It's me at number three, baby.
So sorry, I'm changing my number two to that.
So number number number three for me is still it's still Bay.
But number two is now Michael and number one is still it.
So yeah, I think I'm going to change mine to Ed Scrin is still going to be number one.
I think I'm going to agree with you and put what's her face.
Cora is number two because I mean, I heard someone give this critique of her and I think
I kind of agree with it is that she.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
You said Cora.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no.
She had bad lines, but she delivered them as convincingly as possible.
So like maybe where I keep wanting to call him Hux because this is Star Wars.
Atticus Finch or whatever his name is.
Like he just went full tilt crazy.
And she was like, I'm going to try and make this not horse shit.
And I think she she did as good as she could with that.
I'm still giving my number three to Anthony Hopkins because he I'm telling you, with the
little bit of dialogue that he was given, I don't know if that dialogue was actually
better or not or if his delivery was just so good that I just really wanted because
even without the Antler Wild Child at the end, like I wanted that movie anyway.
Like nothing is more frustrating than seeing the preview for the second one.
And they're like, he's going to be prominently featured.
Hey, man.
What?
I got to wait for the best stuff in the next part.
Is this like eating your vegetables before you get to the steak?
Like why?
Why?
So, yeah, I hate Brussels sprouts, but I eat them first because then I will have as good
stuff left.
That's what this movie was.
Sorry, I'm getting into final thoughts.
I don't know about you guys.
I'm sitting at like a seventy six for acting.
I thought everyone did a fairly decent job, but I've seen better come from these people.
I forgot that we're grading this.
I feel so bad for what I'm about to do.
Man, this goes against everything I was going to do.
It's going to be sixty nine or less across the board, but I'm going to go seventy.
I hate this movie.
I'm going to be like in between DJ and Caleb.
So I'll go with 74.
All right.
Next up, we got character development.
L.O.L. is what we're saying about this movie.
L.O.L. there was no character development.
Yeah, there was not.
I couldn't even tell you where the characters were supposed to go or if they're going anywhere.
This feels like a very character driven movie based off of like again, this is basically
a story of Gamora trying to kill her father or father figure, whatever you want to call
it.
I feel like you could be going a lot of places with it, but she didn't like her.
There was no arc for her other than being a freaking dummy and she's supposed to be
one of the greatest fighters ever.
And I'm like, you feel like your instincts on who's the bad guy would be a little bit
more on the nose.
I mean, maybe if they had made it a little more clear how long it had been since her
ship crashed and she had been with this village.
But like what you're saying is true because like theoretically, if she's this like Ronin
type character, she should just get herself back up to health and then dip Oski Jones
see in the next life.
Stupid like there is no reason for really for her to even be there.
There's certainly no reason for her to be like, you know what?
I crashed my ship or whatever.
I got raised back up to health by this place.
I'm going to you know what?
I know I ran away, but I'm done running now.
All right.
It's time to fight.
Why?
Why now?
Like why?
What what happened?
Like this is what I meant when I said this movie said so much and so little at the same
time because it's like it gave you information.
But you're like, what do I do with this?
Because they didn't do it.
He was ready to freaking bounce.
So she was ready to freaking high tail out of there.
It wasn't until she was like convinced by the the old dude to like stick around and
like fight for the for the village.
So she was taken from from this dude as a child and not a young child either.
This is like eight or nine or something like that.
I would honestly say early, maybe like preteen, like 11, 12.
Or so if the way that I've been mathing this is that each of they say that their seasons
are.
Yeah.
I'm considering that a year.
So she was caught or she was she was turned into like a full blown like fighting machine
by the time she was 18.
So five years from that.
So she would have been fifth or 13 when she was like adopted by this this dude.
And so if she got taken at 13 became like the general at 18.
She's now like 22.
So she was she fought for five years and then she was on like crashed and whatever and was
living on the other planet for two.
Well, and the implication would be if she got to that high of a status in that short
amount of time, then she is beyond prodigy level strategist fighter like all of it.
And like that did not like she could clearly fight.
Like her fight scenes were cool, like her little small, tiny three sentence rousing
speeches were OK.
But like there was no there was nothing.
It's like what was it when they said like the critique of Darth Vader forever was he
was a he was a battle hardened, whatever it was.
And then in the prequel movies, everyone's like, I thought he was supposed to be this
like battle hardened Jedi and he's just some whiny guy like a stupid son.
Yeah, the Clone Wars fix that a lot.
For sure.
Now I can absolutely be like, OK, yeah, Anakin was a frigging hardened warrior.
But that's the thing.
We're not going to get a Clone Wars for Rebel Moon to be like, oh, actually, she was really
good at her job, but she just was tired that day or something.
Yeah.
And they showed her like in some decent flashback fight sequences.
So I mean, you can kind of piece that together.
But it's got to be in five years at 18.
Think about that.
Really think about that.
Like could you imagine an 18 year old?
I don't know.
What's what's like the the highest rank you can be and then out on the battlefield and
still fighting.
Like, could you imagine that person being 18 to 22 years old?
No, you could not.
I mean, technically, because like.
So I think the highest ranked people that ever go on the battlefield are like.
Captains may be majors.
But I mean, the majors are usually a bit older, like the age difference between captains and
majors are like is significant.
So 22 is not in the cards for either of them.
And that's it.
Even if you were like an amazing, like the top, top tier, no one had ever seen a fighter
like you before.
And you were in your 20s.
Like what are the odds that you're the all around, which is what she had to be.
And that is not the person that she was.
That's not the person that we saw in this movie at all.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
So this was a straight up Gamora situation and like worse than Gamora situation, because
she was taken when she was way older.
Gamora was at least like a kid.
Yeah, like a young child like could barely remember her family young like she like she
remembers exactly what this this fool did.
By the way, it's funny, too, because I was just trying to think, I'm like, did anyone
have character development like Charlie Hunnam's character did not.
He just played himself the whole way through.
We just found that out at the end.
Gunner is the only one that I'd say had any, but even his was just like it was pathetic.
He had that one moment where he tried to save the kid, didn't even do a great job at that.
And then that was it.
And then he killed Charlie Hunnam.
There was but that wasn't even growth.
It was just him being guilty for being stupid.
And it's like, I got to make up for what I did.
But there was no like, and then I'm going to be different.
I mean, I guess there is a part two.
So maybe he will be like, you know, add the most character development in this whole movie,
like a wild amount of character development.
That's our boy, tick tock, or whatever his name is.
Jimmy, Jimmy the robot, whatever is what's the what's his name?
Like we saw him go from like automaton to like, oh, maybe there is life outside being
an autonomous robot man to being a child of the Wilder people at the end.
Again, he had the coolest movie.
He had the most character development.
He had all the fun stuff happen.
And yet we know nothing of this man.
Yep.
Yeah.
Freaking sucks.
Yeah.
Character development is easily my lowest score.
Let's see what you think the lowest score is.
This one I'm probably at like a 64.
It's it's it's low because it's like no one went anywhere.
There wasn't any like path for them to take.
Like knowing that this like going into this knowing that it was a part one or like a part
two was coming.
I was just waiting to see like where are these characters going to go?
Like what's the end goal?
Like even if they didn't fully like.
Coming to themselves like I was I was still going to be like pretty gracious on this because
I'm like it's split into two parts, but I don't know where these characters are going.
Well because they didn't go anywhere the whole movie.
Yeah, they didn't go anywhere.
There's the only the only thing they're doing.
This movie seems like it's running to the end.
Like that's what this movie seems like.
It's like boy, we've got this idea and when you see the end, it's going to make all the
other stuff worth it.
So we're going to try and get there as slow fast as possible.
God save the Queen at this movie.
This next movie is three hours long.
You mark my words.
It will be longer than this movie.
I promise.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Yeah, so 64 for me.
Where you guys at?
You go Rose, because I'll be like.
Like a 61.
Oh, I'm matching Caleb.
You know what?
I'm going to split the diff.
Let's give it a 60.
What did you give it a 64?
Yeah, no splitting the diff.
We're going to go 62.
All right.
Next up, we got effects, which I feel like you guys are going to be.
I like the effects on this.
Listen to a point to a point.
They look like the idea of it was good.
Like there was like some distinguishable things that were happening, but like I sincerely.
What is the robot's name?
Because I'm never going to remember, but the thing is just Jimmy.
What a crazy thing to have a space movie with a robot named Jimmy, but whatever I digress.
Like you have like a like a C3PO name, but I just don't.
Okay, he.
Jimmy.
We're going to find it.
I really believe that they spent like the wild majority of the special effects on Jimmy
because he looked amazing.
I hope you up they just have him as Jimmy IMDB.
That's hilarious.
Stupid movie.
I'm curious what the.
This movie costs and I gotta find this out too much.
Oh, like the budget.
Yeah, I bet you it was freaking ridiculous.
So it says so shared with part two.
So this is combined.
It was 166 million.
Oh, that's wait a minute.
That actually explains a lot.
That explains so much.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
A hundred and how many what?
166 million.
So each movie was made for 83 million dollars.
That is insanity.
I actually my grade is going to go up for effects because these people must have gotten
paid peanuts to be in it.
I would love to.
Is there any way to find out who the highest paid actor in this movie was?
Because I bet it's not who you think.
I will try to find out.
I bet you I bet you Anthony Hopkins is in the top five.
I'm sure.
Dude, I'm looking up real quick just to see what other movies have like a budget that's
similar to that.
Yeah, I bet it's.
I bet it is going to boggle everyone's mind.
Go.
All right.
I still need to find the list.
I thought you bet you had it.
OK, here we go.
I bet it's a lot of time to find it.
Please.
Let's see.
So Jim on is it Jim on?
Yeah, forget.
So his salary was 600,000.
Charlie Hums was 400,000.
Michael Hussman's was 250,000.
Stars NAR as Turok was 200,000.
Dune Bay as Duna Bay.
I guess that's how you say her name.
My bad.
They told me wrong.
As Nemesis was 150,000.
Ray Fisher is Darien was 100,000.
Cleopatra Coleman as Debra Bloodaxe was 80,000.
Jenna Malone as Harmada.
Hold on a second.
Did you say the star of the movie yet?
Yep.
No, I haven't.
OK, Jesus.
Wait, I don't even know if she's included in this.
Yeah, no, like I.
That's some bullshit.
So, yeah, Jenna Malone.
60,000 and Ed Screen as the Admiral 50,000.
She is not on this list.
OK, so it must be higher.
There's no way there is no like what a I don't know what to think about this.
I don't know what to think about.
I got to imagine it's what is this website?
This is a reputable website.
I don't know.
I don't know if this is straight up just cast salary dot com.
OK, so I got the list of of movie budgets, please.
So there's nothing that's like exactly at the 83 million mark.
So I'll talk about like what's pretty close to it.
At least ones that like.
Are somewhat similar.
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift.
Wow.
Is sitting at 85.
Let's see.
Cats and Dogs, the Revenge of Kitty Galore.
85 million.
The 95 version of Judge Dred Scott Pilgrim versus the World was at 85 million.
You spend some money, my friends.
Yeah.
So let's see if there's any more recent.
Oh, the Greatest Showman is at 84.
A wild amount of special effects in Scott Pilgrim versus the World.
But anyway, birds of prey.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that movie.
Let's see Bruce Almighty.
Lego Batman movie.
Elven and the Chipmunks chipwrecked.
Those are all kind of like in that that ballpark.
Let's see.
Oh, Elvis.
Was that 85?
Sing to the first Fast and Furious Divergent Shazam.
So if we're comparing this to Shazam, I think the special effects are pretty on point.
Yeah, because this again, I think they were all put into Jimmy.
All right, DJ, I found it.
Oh, sorry, you're letting me to cut off.
No, I was just saying the like my effects score.
It hasn't bumped up a lot because I was being very kind to this one.
I personally liked them.
There were some that were definitely weird, like after Cora and what's his face?
Noble were fighting like you could definitely tell that there was like some CGI arms happening
because they were like they both had like their arms broken.
And so they were like swinging it.
And so it looked super rubbery like that.
How about old boys beard when they found him that was clearly like stapled on to his face?
Like that was such a terrible beard they had on him.
It didn't even kind of look real.
Whose beard?
The Digimon, the digital monster.
I can't remember his real name.
Jamon.
Yes, Jamon.
Oh, dude, I thought you were talking about Darren Cross's beard.
The the leader of the that village.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, they're their beard budget was definitely not high.
Yeah, dude, fake beards are like look horrible.
Yeah, they don't have to because just so you know, I mean, it's kind of more obvious now
in HD, but like apparently there was a lot of Walter White in Breaking Bad where he in
real life, he had to shave his goatee and stuff off.
They put it back on and you can't really tell too much.
Maybe you can now, but not like these beards, these beards, they should have just used use
CG like I think it would have looked better.
So she was paid 800,000.
What?
All right, that's that's that's more in line.
Listen, you're starring in a movie and you should should make some some decent back that
are we Caleb?
Are you saying that's not enough or too much?
Wait, how is that like low compared to everyone else?
Because I thought I was hearing higher numbers.
No, I think she was the highest.
Okay, good.
Yeah, I said before it was like 400,000.
I think.
Yeah, I was hearing I was hearing something else then.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So she made 800,000.
Yeah.
So affects movies or just for one.
That's the real question.
Are they getting paid?
I don't have a feeling it's probably for both.
It probably is, but I would definitely fight for these are two separate movies.
Sorry, but.
Yeah, all right, where are you guys sitting with your effects grades?
Man, the fact that it's 83 million kind of does change things.
Hmm.
I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm going to give it a solid.
74.
Yeah, I think I'm going to give it right in the middle ish of C. Oh, man.
What do you think in Rose?
I'm a little higher than DJ because like even minus the effects that you're like, oh, God,
it was still very pretty to look at when it came to the effects.
So I'll go 70.
Man, you guys suck.
I'm like 85.
I was impressed as hell with these effects.
There was definitely moments where I was just like you could tell that it was like super
rubbery.
Some of the I mean, but some of the character designs were sick.
I think the thing that put me off instantly and I think you do you guys reminded me of
the bar scene.
So I actually might bring mine up.
In fact, I will.
You know what?
I'm with DJ.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I forgot about the bar scene.
I will.
I will crack 80s.
I will give an 80.
I wasn't even talking about the bar scene.
Well, we're talking about it.
But like the thing that put me off right away after the you know, the dick ship into the
vagina space was just her plowing sand in space.
And then they're just like is a planet that is so close to their planet that it just illuminates
the night.
Like something about that.
It just seemed way too much like there just had to drive home that like if you did not
know you were in space, best believe you are in space.
It is not Earth.
Don't even think about it.
You're somewhere else.
Get lost in the magic.
Like I was already there, bro.
Like you didn't you didn't need all that.
Yeah, I I'm a sucker for that stuff.
Like anything where something big is in the skyline, I'm a big sucker for.
So I actually really enjoyed that.
Like I wish we got more of it, but whatever.
But wasn't in the budget.
Do you as much fun or as much shit as I would give to the the space vagina?
Like the effect itself looked pretty decent.
Yeah, I know.
I was like that is unfortunate shaping, but it looks like unfortunate.
It's not like that was an accident.
Like someone had they didn't go put in like space portal open button.
And then that's what happened.
And they're like, oh, people are going to think like someone had to design that and
make it with their brain.
Yeah, so I I thought it looked good.
I liked some of the effects like when that portal closed and like the shockwave it sent
out.
Like I love that stuff.
It was cool.
And I like the like one thing that's always kind of bothered me about like the Star Wars
ships.
It's mild complaint is just the way that they just kind of all hover.
And I like that these ones have like boosters and rockets that were like propelling it upward.
Oh, like when they were in like or planet planetary gravity or whatever.
Yeah.
So I like those little aspects to it.
Like it just one of those things about Star Wars that I've always just kind of like meh.
But yeah, it kind of like fix those issues or just.
Yeah.
So yeah, I'm sitting at 85 with my effects.
All right.
Next up, we got music and this one we don't have to be unanimous on anymore.
So if you want to give it.
Something else you can.
How low can DJ go?
I think that's I mean, didn't you say it's like seven is like it was nothing like it
was music.
It was it was not silence.
I think that's more so six, wouldn't it be?
Yeah, that's more like a five or a six.
That's probably what I worked on this for a total of two weeks.
Dude, what you do on it?
You got the wrong you got the wrong guy on this episode.
The music.
I mean, I would give it like a six because I mean, I don't there wasn't anything.
I mean, Star Wars about it.
No shit, Mikey.
He said props for you people just listening like I always do.
Have you watched it?
Anything specifically like any of those pit like you touch any of those pistols like,
yeah, the pistol was sick.
Yeah.
By the way, somebody would.
Oh, you're talking about dread or Judge Dredd, the movie for the whatever the how much it
cost those guns remind like those giant guns made me think of Judge Dredd.
That same here.
Yeah, that and like Hellboy.
Yeah.
Yes, especially Hellboy.
Those are cool.
But yeah, so like kind of like middle of the road music is like a five where it's just
like it fit the tone and but it wasn't anything special.
The soundtrack, I think they tried to go a little bit more on the epic side and I noticed
that laser swords we were told not to we were told not lightsabers and laser guns we were
told are definitely not blasters.
Someone was lied to because they absolutely were.
Yeah, I feel like any laser gun you just call a black gets like, you know, I need a Kleenex
like you just it's it's a blaster.
If your sword lights up, lol, it's a lightsaber.
Yeah, if you have any light on like a stick like surface, like even in like the Adam project,
it wasn't like a full on like lightsaber.
It was a staff with like light rings on it.
That's a lightsaber.
Freaking even in like, like one of the episodes of Jimmy Neutron when they're putting on a
play and it's supposed to be like a it looks like a pirate sword but it has a light beam
coming out of it.
Everyone thinks that's a lightsaber, even though it looks like a freaking straight up
pirate sword.
Yeah.
And yeah, laser guns were absolutely freaking blasters.
It was blasters with a different sound effect.
Yeah, he won't peel them instead of pew pew.
Yeah.
But yeah, music I wasn't too impressed with but I think I'm maybe like a six.
I mean, that's what I gave it.
Yeah.
What are you thinking, Rose?
Well, Mike, mine just decided to be all weird.
Oh, there he goes.
I know we're you know, we don't have to be unanimous here anymore.
Billy, I agree with you guys.
Six.
Yeah, it was just kind of nothing.
Yeah, no Star Wars.
No, no John Williams.
But can anything ever be John Williams?
No.
And that's the thing.
Like I said, I came into this movie not not being and that's the thing.
I don't I don't not like this movie because it's not Star Wars.
I don't like this movie because it's not a good movie.
Like just kind of all around.
Not very good.
Yeah.
All right.
Moving on over to costumes.
I did like the costumes in this like I thought the the outfits for like the soldiers looked
really cool.
And the the Admiral like his his outfit was was sick.
Kind of had like a Space Marines vibe to it now.
But which one though?
Because he didn't I didn't really care about what he was wearing until he was going to
space business.
And he was like he had his little tie on and he was like, all right, I'm ready to go to
work everybody.
I was waiting for him to pull out a briefcase and be like, all right, this is where I keep
all the codes.
I it was very like that reminded me kind of.
That's the movie.
Clockwork Orange.
Like he seemed like he was that seemed very Clockwork Orange esque and like, oh, well,
this guy might actually go psycho crazy on him.
He didn't.
But he looked the part.
Yeah.
Some of the outfits like I was getting like there's like a video game where like the characters
are like in these huge like battle mech suits kind of like fallout, but it's not fallout.
Are you talking about God dang it.
Felix something is the main guy.
What the hell?
There's three of them.
What is the name of the movie?
Marcus Felix is the the main character in the game.
God dang it.
What is it?
Are you Googling it?
Because I'm about to.
Yeah, I'm looking at.
Look at Marcus Phoenix.
I think it's F.E.N.
Marcus Phoenix.
Yeah, Marcus Phoenix voice actor John DiMaggio.
All right, I quit.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't think of it.
It's definitely not Halo.
No, a little bit closer.
Gears of War.
Jesus Christ.
Gears of War.
Is that what you're talking about?
Let me see.
Feel like if you're Googling it, it's no.
It's on that same track.
Like it's very similar to that.
Like it's kind of like a mixed Gears of War, a little bit of doom.
But like the ones that I'm talking about, they have like big like rounded like they're
freaking like giant suits.
You might be talking about Warhammer 40K.
All right, let me see.
Right.
This is the table talk table.
Yep, that's exactly it.
There we go.
Yep, I was getting some major Warhammer vibes from the I know a few nerd things and I finally
been able to make work.
Anyway, it's funny that you say that because I heard that this movie was actually going
to be in two better venues first because it after it got rejected from Disney, he also
wanted to maybe do it either as a series or as a video game.
And I got to tell you, I think I would have much rather played this video game than watch
this movie.
I would.
Yeah.
I don't think it would have been a better series than what we got out of this because
it would have just been even longer.
But I think a video game would have been cool.
A video game would have been way cool.
It would have made the like getting the gang together thing like last a little bit better.
Yeah, it would have made more sense if it was like, oh, they're pretty easily convinced
to come and help me do this thing.
Yeah.
A series he still has plans for.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
Putting it up on the shelf.
I am curious how this movie did with when it comes to Netflix numbers.
I mean, listen, for Mikey's sake, I hope that it I hope that it goes on and it goes for
a thousand seasons and he gets to be the prop master.
But for the rest of us with eyes, I would like to not have this.
Yeah, it was no bueno.
Like, not without better storytelling.
It needs a better story.
And less slow mo.
You come to the wrong place, my friend.
But yeah, I mean, I really like the.
I don't see it going anywhere past part two.
You can only hope that that's the case.
Yeah, I was going to say, don't don't speak things into existence that can't be true.
Yeah, I don't like.
Listen, James Cameron wants to make 17 Avatar movies.
Those aren't any good.
From like the looks of it, it looks like it was somewhat successful when it comes to the
streaming numbers.
Well, it was on the top 10 for a while, but like I had to search it to like same here.
So I'm pretty sure that means it's not doing very well anymore.
Well, it's already been out for what, a month, a month and a half, something like that.
Is that right?
Yeah, about that.
Yeah, it came out a couple of days before Christmas.
But yeah, so I mean, overall, the outfits, I mean, for the main gang, the outfits were
just kind of.
They were spacey, but they were also nothing really like there was no there was no like
what you guys have said it.
There's no silhouette that you go, oh, rebel moon.
Yeah.
But I did really like the the outfits for the knockoff empire.
I really like those those military.
I wouldn't I don't even know if I would put them as high as the knockoff empire.
I would say knockoff first order.
Not wrong.
Yeah.
By the way, you know who had the only recognizable silhouette?
Again, we come back to Jimmy.
The man's got his robot antlers on and you're like, you would be like, what is this movie
with all the people in the line and their their silhouettes?
Then you'd see him over at the end.
No one paying attention to him for some reason.
You're like, oh, is the rebel moon?
Yeah, I like that guy on the end.
Yeah.
Yeah, I I think I'm sitting in maybe.
A seven with the costumes.
I was leading.
I'd be like a seven and a half.
Just because I really like those those outfits.
But I can't justify going that like up to an eight.
I'm in the same boat seven as well.
Yeah, I went six because what are we doing here?
Making a podcast, man.
That's what actually, you know what?
I take it back.
I am going to go up to seven just for Atticus alone, because that dude was like, you know
what?
I'm going to go out.
I'm going to go out looking good.
Yeah, fair enough.
All right.
Last up, we got our own personal score.
Rose, you want to take this one first?
I would love to.
So yeah, I'm sorry.
I did not love this movie.
I thought it was just all right, if not like kind of bad.
The characters weren't that interesting.
The story wasn't that interesting.
I felt like a way about I felt with this movie how I felt about Dune.
But I still think I enjoyed doing a little little more and frickin I fell asleep in doing
a couple of times.
Now Ergo, I did see that in theaters.
How long was Dune?
Do you remember?
Let's find out.
I think it was like it was it had to be like almost three hours or at least it felt like
that.
I can't you know what?
I take it back.
I was going to watch Dune.
I don't think I can do it, man.
Holy shit.
Okay, so Dune is 155 minutes.
I need that.
That's like saying my son is 27 months old.
That means nothing to me.
Yeah, you know, fair enough.
I feel the same way.
Let's damn it.
I damn it.
Like you movie math.
Come on.
No one's gonna break it down for me.
Let's see.
155 minutes in hours.
There we go.
That is two hours and 58 minutes.
So almost.
Oh, no, that's too many minutes.
It is almost three hour movie.
Wait, how does it wait?
Wait, how does it fit?
I'm sorry.
Two hours and 37 minutes.
I'm sorry.
You're getting warmer.
Again, how does that make sense?
Because isn't it is you said it's 155 minutes.
So it's 160.
Sorry.
I know.
I just know.
Delete that from the podcast.
DJ is bad at math and doesn't understand it.
Delete, delete, delete quick.
I don't either.
Dune 2 is even longer.
No, it's 166 minutes.
Oh, my.
I quit this.
And you know what?
I was tempted to go.
I would literally only go see part two just for Timothy Chalamet because he won me over
so much for Wonka.
Then I was like, OK, you know what?
I kind of want to see more of him.
But if it's that much longer, and I know that's only like 10 minutes, but still that is long
as hell.
Did that did the movie like focus around him?
Yeah.
So it was oh, God, I can't remember why he was the focus.
This he was like the prof prophecy child or some shit like that.
I think so, at least.
Wait, we never said what was your grade for this?
Your personal score?
Oh, yeah, that's probably something I should say.
Yeah.
So might be a lot of Dune, but I still like doing more and just it was it was just all
right.
And honestly, I unless like DJ and Caleb want to do part two, I really have no interest
in watching part two.
I mean, we kind of have to, I think.
Fair enough.
You've got a point.
So I think I'm probably.
I think I'll be at a 64.
Yeah.
You're a good man.
I think I'm going to go just for the sake of being different.
I want to go one point higher than you and say 65.
I won't submit this yet, just in case I talk myself up or down.
But I came into this movie.
I said it earlier in the show.
Like I came into this movie legitimately like I want a new thing to be into.
Like it doesn't have to be Star Wars level.
It just needs to be like the next thing.
Like I don't care.
Harry Potter is done.
Everything is done.
Dune could be 60 minutes.
It's still too long.
Mike, you're not helping.
Hell yeah.
Yes, it was.
Mikey Wonka was dope.
This is not I want in the by the way, we talked about it too with like the Lady Ghostbusters
movie.
I wanted that movie to be good and it just was not good.
Like people said that, you know, people hated on that movie.
Oh, it's ladies and you don't like ladies.
Like I'm sorry.
The movie is bad.
And this is the same thing of like, well, you just don't like it because it's not Star
Wars.
No, I definitely love Star Wars, but I also like cool stuff.
And this was like something that wanted to be cool.
So bad.
It was like, look how cool I am.
Oh my God.
It's space.
Isn't space cool?
We're doing space things.
And it just was not it was not that the movie didn't know what the best parts of it were.
It was like, maybe we should go over here.
And everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no.
Pan left again.
And just it just couldn't do it.
It would not go where you wanted it to go.
So for those reasons, I'm out.
I guess he did try to warn us, Mikey.
He did try to warn us.
Well, then Mikey was Mikey was the main champion of this movie is not going to be what you
think it is.
And I just counted and Mikey is Star Wars guy.
But I still counted him amongst one of the haters and was like, no, he's going to be
wrong.
This movie is going to be good.
He is a hater.
And he was right.
Sadly, he was right.
Because did I say 6464?
No, sorry.
65.
Submit.
Man, I feel like I enjoyed this movie a lot more than you guys did.
I had a good time with this one.
Like I to a point to like definitely to a point, like I don't think it was anything
like masterfully crafted, but this kind of like itched the part of me that needed a Star
Wars story or Star Wars esque.
And it wasn't quite on the lines of like Dune because I found Dune to be quite boring.
But this one I thought was a little bit more fun.
Yeah, I especially like the part where they were going to rape that lady anyway.
Okay, that was okay.
Fuck more about the fun.
Yeah, but I think there was like some decent bones to this story.
It just wasn't executed well.
And I'm excited to see what they do with part two, but I'm not and my expectations have
been managed.
I was gonna say excited is a weird word to use.
Not excited, but it's just like, okay, my ex, they've been set.
I went into this with little to none in terms of like my expectations and it moved up slightly.
Yeah, like I was like, yeah, like decent bones.
And then so yeah, with part two, I'm like barely above the ground.
So hopefully like it's better, but I'm not counting on it.
Hey, Caleb question for you.
When was the last time that you looked at our scores for Dune?
It's been a minute.
Do you remember your personal score?
What did you get?
What is your personal score?
Yeah, I was gonna say don't don't give him that.
I am.
Remember, these are the ones that don't matter.
You guys.
I think I'm going to give Rebel Moon is 73.
I saw some eyebrow move.
No, did I like doing more?
Yeah, you did.
You gave doing a 79 for a personal 79 seems high.
You get.
Yeah, you gave it a 79.
I gave it a 72 for personal score.
Oh boy.
Holy shit.
Oh, that's okay.
Well, I mean, I.
Oh boy.
That place has a two limit hour limit on their movies.
I have a feeling.
Extended director Scott will show more character development missing pieces.
First of all, I saw that.
I saw that and thought it was a joke.
Mikey, you write in right now.
Is that true?
That's not real.
You're a joke.
You're not a joke, but you're joking.
That's not no, I don't believe this.
I don't believe it.
You just tried to do that so that someone would screenshot this and make it a meme,
but that's not real.
No, it's really him.
Block him right now.
There doesn't need to be.
Listen, it was it not his.
There's a two hour limit.
Didn't wasn't that one Scorsese movie 100 hours long?
I will prove you wrong when that movie never sees the light of day.
Michael Trudell Jr.
Okay, I may not stand by what my score was for Dune anymore.
You gotta rewatch it.
I know.
I do need to rewatch it.
I do need to rewatch it, but I am going to stand by this Rebel Moon score.
Listen, we all make mistakes.
I voted.
I gave a personal grade of 100 to the last Matrix movie.
We all do crazy things.
It doesn't make sense.
The movie business is a wild place.
You guys, of course, doesn't make straight to next day movies.
I quit.
I quit this show.
I quit life.
I'm jumping off the skyway tonight.
Guys don't have that context.
It's a very high bridge in brand or in Florida.
I think I'm going to stand by my score now of 73 for Rebel Moon.
So we're just going to breeze over the fact that DJ talked about killing himself.
Okay, listen, here's the real question.
When not if but when we do part two, do we combine those scores to make some giant mega
score of whatever this whole stupid thing was supposed to be?
To be discussed.
Since there was a time because Netflix doesn't have the terabytes to get the get more than
a two hour movie in.
Shit.
All right.
So going through these scores.
So Rebel Moon, the story ended up sitting at a 69.67.
It's happening just like I know I my goal just you know, I came in here going this will
be a D movie.
I will do my part and make this a movie.
The writing is going to be at a 66.33.
The acting took a bit of a jump sitting at a 73.33 character development is the lowest
category sitting at a 62.33.
The effects are the highest category sitting at 81.67.
They earned it.
Music averaged out to a six out of 10.
The costumes is sitting at a seven out of 10.
And then our personal scores ended up averaging out to a 67.33.
Everything's coming up Millhouse baby.
I love it.
So with that, the final all bros and untrained I letter grade for Rebel Moon has come out
to a C minus son of a bitch.
I hate this dumb show.
These are dumb.
Everyone.
I was I'm sorry I was a DJ I was hoping for a D plus at the highest son of a bitch.
What a dumb thing we did tonight.
We spent almost three at we spent longer than this dumb movie to do a dumb thing with it.
A minus just delete the show.
So it is it's one of our sturdier C minus movies.
Damn it.
I resign.
I resign as third co-host.
I've done this.
I've done everyone a disservice today.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to step down before I'm asked to leave.
So it is sitting at a seventy one point nine five percent.
So that puts it got to do below first below because the above is what's always wild.
Okay.
So this ended up below slacks which is a oh yeah.
Which is a it's a horror movie about sentient pants coming to life.
I already like it more than this movie.
Keep going.
So that was actually a low slack.
Here's where shit's going to get wild.
It is below Morbius.
That's that's right.
I never saw I didn't see Morbius tonight.
I can agree with that.
It is below X-Men Dark Phoenix.
Hilarious.
I think I enjoy Dark Phoenix more than this.
I know it's a bold take.
Yeah.
And it is below Tom and Jerry that live action movie they did.
Okay.
And it is below Space Jam a New Legacy.
Hilarious.
Space Jam gets so high.
That's the hot take.
Space.
I saw that movie sucked.
I kind of liked it.
Space Jam a New Legacy is sitting at a C. So this is like perfectly centered in between
our C minus.
I just want to remind everyone listening right now.
Caleb said this is the part that doesn't matter.
That's what he said with his human mouth.
To all of you listening, this is the part that doesn't matter.
This might be the only part that matters.
We might as well just do these scores ahead of time and just fight it out with positioning.
That should be the only show.
Oh man.
All right.
Ready for what it's above?
Absolutely.
All right.
It is sitting above Star Wars The Last Jedi.
Now listen to me.
I was going to make this point.
I was going to make this point that this movie, I was going to ask if you guys had done that
because I think that that deserves a revisit now.
I think we need to see that movie with rebel moon eyes and really think about it.
You know what?
I can't argue DJ.
He might be right.
I hate that movie, but I got to tell you, I might hate that movie less than I hate this
one.
At least I actually like the characters in that one.
All right.
Let's see.
By the way, how hilarious.
Crash.
All right.
Maybe Mikey is a hater.
All right.
This also ended up above cats.
Above cats.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah, I might have never saw it more though.
Maybe if the butthole only because it's a musical that that's like really what saves
that as when it comes to enjoyment.
Agreed.
All right, this is also above Zack Snyder's Justice League bullshit.
Wait, it's above it.
It's above it.
God, no.
That's hilarious.
A D plus like tops movie.
I will never forgive us for that now.
Well, we had guests on that one.
That's true.
So I'm going to blame them.
I don't know.
I doubt they're listening.
So I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
Now you know, it was someone that that did a short film that we reviewed.
So I feel if it was just me and Caleb, it would have been a lot higher.
So it's it absolutely would have.
I remember us being like trying to save it.
Yeah, they were giving it so low.
Yeah, so okay.
You know, okay, that's one that we should try to revisit in the future.
Zack Snyder's.
Give it the actual score it deserves.
I my gosh, I can't do that.
You got it.
You have if you guys want to, you have at least, I would say, four to five movies that
need a revisit.
Okay, like at least like a re I'll put my hand to my chin.
Did we make the right choice here?
Something so so we're doing two of them are like so during the period of time that we're
taking a break for my second kid, we're doing so we're recording a couple in advance.
We're revisiting Deadpool 2 and we're revisiting Scott Pilgrim.
And then they're like so we have room for a third.
We were planning on doing Unicorn Store.
But if there's a third one that you think we should do, I mean, it sounds like it doesn't
want to change the score for that movie.
Scott Pilgrim was my number one.
For Vic's sake, I think you should he should be able to pick one Spider-Man movie to do.
Maybe the third time's the charm.
And why not revisit Justice League?
You don't want to spend four and four and three quarters hours watching everybody go,
I don't know, man, maybe we should save the world.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
Where else did this end up?
Oh, this ended up above Charlie's Angels from 2019.
OK.
Oh, the newer the one with the Twilight Girl on it.
Yeah.
All right.
This ended up above Justice League.
What?
Thank God.
Yeah, the just.
Oh, OK.
OK, gotcha.
And this ended up above Doolittle.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, hold on, everybody's Downey's Doolittle.
Oh, so Eddie Murphy's it was going to be a double double homicide.
Not Dr. Doolittle, just Doolittle.
This is a travesty still.
This should be I never saw Doolittle.
I heard it was terrible.
This should be below Doolittle.
This is not right.
I'm still so mad that it's higher than Zack Snyder's Justice League.
Funny enough, this is lower than Saltburn.
Oh, good Lord.
Listen, Saltburn, Saltburn, if there is ever a case for a real.
Well, I never want to watch that movie again.
But if there is ever a case for a re it was it was all screwed up.
Listen, I love I love the plunge.
I love Mr. Plunge and his gang, but that was that movie should not have scored that high.
Because what was that like a C plus or like a C?
Ready to do awards show.
That is the you know, he's talking about the awards.
Yeah.
Is that is that not his like Oscar thing?
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just like, because he said it and you were just like, yep, and rolled right over
it and I was like, I was just going to tell you, that's all.
It wasn't it wasn't my gotcha moment.
We're like, tell me what it is, Caleb, if you think you're so smart.
I didn't know.
So thank you for telling me what that was.
I don't know, man.
If I got to watch Saltburn again, Mikey, he had just asked if I was down for you listeners
only.
I might have to kill myself live on air.
Yeah, I'll be over.
I feel like I've watched a majority of the stuff that's gotten nominated.
I mean, there's still like some stuff I haven't.
I'm still like, you've already seen it.
You obviously didn't like the breakdown of art on plunging for five a cause.
Go catch our 23 of the plunging for a cause.
A stream and you'll see three, what, three, four, five, six people die slowly for one
hour.
Just the world's longest death.
I will say I know, you know, like I agree with the snubs for Barbie, but I feel one
that definitely got snubbed at the Oscars was the color purple.
We got one frickin Oscar nom.
I mean, but was it any good, though?
OK, fair.
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it.
I can't even say that because one, it's a musical and I will just I will just like come
to the defense of any musical.
Don't see that.
It's bad.
I'll find some ones that you'll shit.
No, don't do it, D.J.
But I mean, I heard that it was remarkable.
It was like a great upgrade to the original.
So I'm just very shocked that didn't get nominated for it.
Literally only got nominated for supporting actress.
That's the only award.
Who was the supporting actress that got nominated?
Shit, dude, I forgot.
No, it's fine.
I just wanted to know from I don't know.
I'm sorry.
From what?
It was not to Raj B. Henson.
Oh, from Color Purple.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't know that.
No, no, no, I just I only wondered if it was her because of the issues that she's been
having here recently with pay and all the weirdness that was happening with her and
Oprah and all the.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it was so.
I love that you think this is the part that doesn't matter, Caleb.
I love it because listen, I'm I feel like I'm one of the only people that will come
on here and challenge this malarkey that we get here every once in a while.
But every no in your heart that every time you guys are musing to yourselves at the end
of an episode like I bet DJ is going to hate this.
You're probably right.
Like, how could you?
So really quickly, it was Daniel Brooks who got nominated for best supporting actress
and the color purple.
So sorry.
Did the movies that we do that are between like C minus to F are so few.
Like we have let me see like what total we have.
We have 22 movies between an F and the highest C minus.
What is your lowest rated movie?
Food Fight.
OK, what is your bottom five?
Our bottom five.
It's Food Fight, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey.
We Can Be Heroes and those are all F's that we have 50 Shades of Grey, which is a D minus.
You guys are haters.
Then we have the Rocky Road to Freedom, which is one of the indie movies that someone sent
us.
The other one after Blood and Honey, wasn't that also an indie movie?
We Can Be Heroes?
No, that was the Sharkboy and Lava Girl sequel thing.
Unofficial sequel.
Yeah.
So 50 Shades and the Rocky Road to Freedom, which was an indie movie that someone sent
us.
And this is this is the movie that they say, well, we didn't realize you're going to be
so harsh on it.
And we're like, well, sorry.
You want it reviewed or not?
Yeah, seriously.
Yeah.
So that one got a D minus and then into the D range, there's Friday the 13th.
Which what year?
This is the OG one.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Everyone stop.
What did this?
What did that one get?
A D as sixty three point zero six percent.
You're telling me that of all the worst horror movies you guys you guys did some of the newer
Halloween movies.
I'm sorry, but it's true.
Some of those newer Halloween movies should have been down here along with their friends
Blood and Honey and Friday the 13th.
Because, oh, D.J. listen, I am sorry.
Point of that movie.
What movie?
Saltburn.
What are you talking about?
What is he talking about?
I think he's talking about Friday the 13th.
Yeah, I don't know.
In my with that, the way that I defend like growing up, I never really watched any of
the Friday the 13th movies.
My introduction to Jason was actually Freddie versus Jason.
And so the fact, you know, first watching it when both I mean, I was an adult and, you
know, Caleb was an adult in our 20s.
And the fact that Jason wasn't in it, I think that kind of ruined it for me.
Because when I think Friday the 13th, I think Jason and just I don't know, I didn't love
his mom as the killer and just, you know, acting wasn't great.
There's a lot of reasons that I didn't get 70 score 80s.
So it came out after Halloween, also known as the greatest horror film of all time.
Listen, I have nothing to say about the original Halloween.
I'm just saying that I watched the weirdly enough didn't watch the the original new one.
If that makes sense, original new one.
Like because there's what there is the new one.
The newest ones were like Halloween, Halloween ends.
Halloween still over.
It's the next day.
So it's Halloween, Halloween kills and then Halloween ends.
Yeah, dude.
I got to tell you, though, that that gang of movies, I have never felt so strongly about
some Halloween movies that I felt about those those.
I love you Rose to death.
And listen, I'm not mocking you in any way.
Because if you want to, if I can mock you, then everyone needs to go and look at all
of my matrix scores.
So I'm not saying there aren't blind spots, but those movies are not good.
I completely understand.
I respect that.
I just hated the ending.
I hated that it was almost it was almost like he was stealing Michael's soul and then was
like, just kidding.
Just the.
I'm just like, like, like Laurie drove home.
Evil never truly dies.
It just changes shape.
Oh, my God, the shape.
I knew it.
OK, maybe.
OK, I will say that, like when she refers to him as the shape, like straight up, I'm
just like, it feels weird because no, like I forget how he adopted the they adopted the
nickname the shape.
But just when they actually call him out in the movies, I'm like, it feels weird either
calling Michael Myers or call him the boogeyman.
It's yeah, you got to call him Mike Myers.
I feel like.
Mike.
OK, I'm sorry.
One more thing.
Apparently, I saw this interview with Jamie Lee Curtis for Halloween H2O.
They actually approached Mike Myers about a cameo in that that he would walk past Jamie
Lee Curtis and she kind of do like a like a like a double glance back and then just
like go back to I think talking to someone.
Fortunately, he turned it down, but that would be hilarious.
That's that seems like something right up his alley.
Yeah, I agree.
Sorry, I'm the hater now.
Caleb, again, wrap us up with the things that don't matter.
All the.
Oh, that is actually Rose's turn to that.
So unless you guys want to say about Rebel Moon, you guys good.
I didn't say in three hours.
I'll never say it.
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DJ, would you like to tell people where they can find you?
Yes, I would.
But first, I would like to say Google Podcast is actually going away, like by the middle
of this year, I think it's just I got an email the other day that they were like, hey, man,
if you if this is the only place you have your stuff, lol, get farted on.
Not for much longer.
What was I going to say?
Oh, yeah, you can find me and my wife, Bethany.
We do a podcast called the untrained eye from time to time.
Who knows?
Maybe we'll even do one in this new year.
But at untrained iPod on everything you could possibly imagine, even truth central or whatever
the Donald Trump thing is.
I didn't know what it was when I was signing up.
I just thought it was something funny.
And I think we're there.
True.
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Wow.
Hey, 2BD works.
True.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
But yeah, anyway, this has been the Albrows podcast until next time.
I'm Jonathan.
And I'm Caleb.
And I'm the other guy.
You know, funny with that, I've been so tempted to say that when we introduce, when we first
start our episodes, just saying I'm the other guy.
And I'm not Caleb.
But we'll see you guys later.
Peace.
See you.
Deuces.