1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,240
What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.

2
00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,240
And I'm Caleb.

3
00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,380
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

4
00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:33,860
out there with as little bias as possible.

5
00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:36,000
Welcome to the all bros.

6
00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,960
This week on the podcast, we will be talking about our weekly watches, what me and Caleb

7
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:47,460
have been watching for the past week or so.

8
00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,640
And then right after that we'll be getting down.

9
00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,640
Wow.

10
00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,360
We getting down to it.

11
00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:59,400
We'll be getting to our headliner of the evening, which will be our breakdown of Wonka.

12
00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:03,360
If you guys haven't, hopefully you guys tune into this podcast every week, but if you haven't

13
00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,560
in a while, we did change things up a little bit.

14
00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:12,680
So 4k spotlight will no longer be a weekly thing.

15
00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:17,520
We're just going to be covering that every single month, beginning of the month and just

16
00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,920
talking about what cool new releases are coming out for that certain month.

17
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,200
So if you wanted to know what was coming out in January, be sure to listen to last week's

18
00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:34,280
episode, because while there's not a lot, that that's where you'll learn where.

19
00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,960
Wow.

20
00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:41,900
That's where you'll learn what's coming out this month for 4k releases.

21
00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:42,900
So yeah.

22
00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:46,520
But Caleb, what do you say we get started?

23
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,200
I say let's do it.

24
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,500
Hey, this is Mikey T.

25
00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,500
And the grant.

26
00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,500
And William.

27
00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,280
And we are the failing Hollywood podcast.

28
00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280
Yeah.

29
00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:05,640
We're a show that is real film crew with real cast that talks about real set stuff.

30
00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,380
Like what it's like to work 70 hours in one week over nights only.

31
00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,160
And what it's like to bring coffee to actors.

32
00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:18,560
And what it's like to sit in a bathtub with a toaster nearby and be like, maybe I'll just

33
00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,640
end it all.

34
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,720
What it's like to make love on the fake New York set when you're sitting in L.A. but wishing

35
00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,320
you were in Chicago.

36
00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,320
That got real.

37
00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:34,480
Like I said, dude, there.

38
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,720
So he sent us eight of those.

39
00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,120
I've only listened to maybe like.

40
00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:47,200
For that one, I think about, you know, dropping a toaster into a bathtub.

41
00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,200
Geez, Louise.

42
00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,200
OK.

43
00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,200
Wow.

44
00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,280
So, yeah, I'm not going to work in Hollywood.

45
00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,280
I'm good.

46
00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,920
Yeah, same here.

47
00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920
Anyway.

48
00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:06,800
But no, seriously, you guys should really go check out Failing Hollywood, an amazing

49
00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,640
show.

50
00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,640
What's up, Sam?

51
00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,640
Welcome.

52
00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:15,200
Yeah, I get it on the draw.

53
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,360
You're three minutes or almost four minutes late.

54
00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,360
Yeah.

55
00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,120
What the heck, Sam?

56
00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,120
Just kidding.

57
00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,120
All right.

58
00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,440
Getting into our weekly watches of the week.

59
00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,560
Caleb, you want to start us out?

60
00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,160
I would love to.

61
00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,680
So I watch Paddington to this week completely.

62
00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:44,600
Oh, I mean, kind of on a whim, kind of because I was I felt like I was guided to because

63
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:55,080
of this is a kind of a tie into the unbearable weight of massive talent.

64
00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,080
Sam was driving.

65
00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,080
Oh, OK.

66
00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,080
All right.

67
00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,080
That's a good excuse.

68
00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,880
Yeah, that's a pretty good excuse.

69
00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,160
Yeah.

70
00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:11,920
So this was kind of in reference to the unbearable weight of massive talent in that movie.

71
00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:18,000
Pedro Pascal talks about his favorite movie being Paddington 2 and Nicolas Cage kind of

72
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000
like pokes fun at him for it.

73
00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,200
And he's like, well, have you ever seen it?

74
00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,760
And he's like, well, no.

75
00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,680
And so they watch it.

76
00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:30,960
And it it's just hilarious because afterward, Nicolas Cage is just like that is like a beautiful

77
00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,400
piece of cinema and blah, blah, blah.

78
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,960
And I was like, man, like, let's like just for shits and giggles, like, let's see if

79
00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,000
that was true or if that was just a gag.

80
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000
It was not a gag.

81
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,040
It is a beautiful piece of cinema.

82
00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:53,120
And dude, the frickin emotional turn because like at the end of the gag, like it's the

83
00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:58,000
end of the movie and freaking Nicolas Cage is like in tears and just like, that's freaking

84
00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,360
beautiful.

85
00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,600
And I was like.

86
00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,000
I was watching it.

87
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,360
I was laughing and and all that.

88
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,800
But there wasn't anything like truly like emotional about it.

89
00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,560
And so I was just like, I wonder what's going to.

90
00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:19,600
I if if this emotional turn will come or if they were just exaggerating for for the film

91
00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,600
or whatever.

92
00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,520
And yeah.

93
00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:30,360
And so the ending is frickin emotional shit like a frickin gut punch is like the but it

94
00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:35,680
was like getting hit by a freight train of emotion because it was just like it was nothing.

95
00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,280
And I was like, I knew kind of what the ending was going to bring, like and I predicted it

96
00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,400
from the beginning.

97
00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,280
And I was just like, OK, so this is how it's going to end up.

98
00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,120
It ended up exactly how I thought it was.

99
00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,680
And then still just frickin shit.

100
00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680
Yeah.

101
00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,920
Like Braille was frickin making fun of me for it and everything.

102
00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,600
But it was it was a really good movie.

103
00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,740
Really, really well done.

104
00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:07,280
So is it a sequel that tops the first one?

105
00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:17,000
That's a tough that is a tough call.

106
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,960
I don't know.

107
00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,280
OK, because the first one's really good, too.

108
00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,320
But the first one also kind of acts like an origin.

109
00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,760
And you know how I feel about origins.

110
00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,560
But I mean, the first one is really good, good as well.

111
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,080
Like I'd say they're on par with each other.

112
00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,080
OK.

113
00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,080
Nice.

114
00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,080
Yeah.

115
00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:46,680
So I'm going to be giving this one a five dollar Tuesday.

116
00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,320
A very strong five dollar Tuesday, because this could this could very easily get bumped

117
00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:55,680
up to a full price.

118
00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,840
Yeah.

119
00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:05,840
The next thing I watched, I rewatched Christopher Robin this week because I have a toddler and

120
00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:12,720
my my movie options are very limited.

121
00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:18,120
But this one held up really well.

122
00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,080
This one was was super fun to watch again.

123
00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:28,960
I don't keep my attention quite as good, but I don't know if that was because I was I was

124
00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:34,120
I bet it was because I was distracted by my kid because for whatever reason, it wasn't

125
00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,080
holding her attention.

126
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,400
And so she was out front and around and doing whatever.

127
00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,740
And so that was distracting me.

128
00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:46,800
But when she was sitting down and paying attention, so was I.

129
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:54,520
So I would I am attributing any distraction or any lack of attention I was giving it.

130
00:07:54,520 --> 00:08:01,000
I attribute that to toddler rambunctiousness.

131
00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,400
But it was super fun.

132
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,640
Loved every minute.

133
00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,960
Like hearing Tigger sing his song was fantastic.

134
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:13,600
Yeah, I really, really like this movie.

135
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:18,520
It's on Disney Plus if anyone wants to check it out.

136
00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:24,080
Actually watch a good live action adaptation of Winnie the Pooh because after we watched

137
00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:29,240
Blood and Honey for that one episode that night, I went and watched this just to get

138
00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,780
that out of my to get that bad taste of a movie out of my mouth.

139
00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,960
That was a good call.

140
00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,320
I wish I would have done that.

141
00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:43,400
But that is also a movie that is so easily forgettable that that is fair.

142
00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:48,960
Like the blood and honey didn't even like cross my mind while I was watching this one.

143
00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,960
Good.

144
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,360
Dude, freaking speaking of that, I mean, I'm sure you've heard that there there's

145
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,120
already a sequel that's coming out this year.

146
00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,440
Yep.

147
00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:02,480
Did you hear so did you hear that the original Mickey Mouse is now public domain like it?

148
00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,960
I did hear that.

149
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:09,680
And like freaking how fast they all they've already greenlit three pieces of cinema or

150
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:14,600
sorry, three pieces of media, two movies, one video game.

151
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,600
Holy shit.

152
00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,600
Yeah.

153
00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,880
So, yeah, there's so there's a video game coming out this year, which I'm not going

154
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,100
to lie, the video game kind of sounds fun.

155
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,100
What is it?

156
00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,280
So it's you go on this.

157
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:34,360
I think it's like you take a ferry to an island that's infested in infested with like

158
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:39,880
rodents and there's a huge and you're trying to get rid of get rid of them.

159
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,360
But you also have to deal with a mutated giant rodent.

160
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,640
And that turns out to be a steamboat Willie, the mutated Mickey Mouse.

161
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,640
Oh, gosh.

162
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:54,920
So is it only is it I thought it was Mickey Mouse as a character or is it only like steamboat

163
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:55,920
Willie?

164
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,040
I think it's just steamboat Willie.

165
00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,400
It's just the original interpretation of Mickey Mouse.

166
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:08,040
OK, because like I've seen like so much stuff like lately about like what's oh, this is

167
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,040
now legal.

168
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,320
Oh, this is now legal.

169
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,120
But it's all revolved around steamboat Willie.

170
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:17,160
And I'm like, yeah, you're going with like more modern adaptations of Mickey.

171
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,960
No, sir.

172
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,360
But I mean, if it's only steamboat Willie, then yeah, that makes that tracks.

173
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,360
Yeah.

174
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,360
Yeah.

175
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,360
So that's like the video game.

176
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:32,160
These are just about a frickin killer Mickey Mouse just killing people.

177
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160
I'm shocked.

178
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160
Yeah.

179
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,960
I bet you they're going to be horrible.

180
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960
Probably.

181
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:42,200
But the fact that like two of these projects were announced day one and they were already

182
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,280
well into production.

183
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,800
I'm just like, geez Louise, people like damn.

184
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:54,720
Dude, I watched there's so there's a channel that I really like watching.

185
00:10:54,720 --> 00:11:00,720
They're the ones that do the visual effects artists react and like the stunt people react

186
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,240
videos and all that.

187
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,240
Yeah.

188
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:10,280
One of their their like their team members is a lawyer.

189
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:19,600
And so he would he did like a whole breakdown on why Disney isn't pushing to like extend

190
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:25,440
out the copyright for Mickey Mouse.

191
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:29,040
And it's frickin crazy.

192
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,340
If you could, I'm just curious if you could sum it up, why is why aren't they?

193
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:40,880
It's because Mickey Mouse isn't as big of a it's just because Disney's become so big.

194
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,880
It's become much bigger than Mickey Mouse.

195
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,120
It's like that's ultimately what it comes down to pre.

196
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:56,080
I think he said it was like pre 1990 the the characters that Disney was creating made up

197
00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:03,240
a vast majority of the money that was coming in to Disney in terms of like merchandising

198
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,560
movies, like all of that.

199
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,200
It was their original character.

200
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,320
So that's like that's Mickey Donald goofy, all of them.

201
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:17,720
And so the reason that they kept paying to get their copyright extended is because anyone

202
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:25,400
who would have messed with that, like messed with the image of that character without like

203
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:34,040
legal ramifications would have like done some damage to Disney's brand because those characters

204
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:41,400
were such a big portion of their incoming money.

205
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:49,240
And so after 1990, after when Disney started acquiring these other brands, so Marvel, Star

206
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:56,560
Wars, like the amusement parks and all this other stuff, they started accumulating so

207
00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:04,640
much additional wealth and different like funds that were coming in that weren't based

208
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:14,960
off of their characters that Mickey stopped being as valuable to them.

209
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:23,160
So that's what it's like ultimately come down to is Mickey and the money that he brings

210
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:29,320
and like so the money that they would have put forward to like basically lobby and extend

211
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:38,600
the copyright out again, it comes down to it's more it's not as valuable to their time

212
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,120
and efforts as it used to be.

213
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:50,080
Where where pre 1990 before all these Disney acquisitions, they were like they had to like

214
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:55,320
extend out these like the copyrights like I think it was like 20 years or 25, whatever

215
00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:04,880
the span of time was from the beginning of like Mickey because they had like there was

216
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:12,960
so much value tied up in Mickey Mouse to their company and just that that image and the characters

217
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,920
and whatnot.

218
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,920
Huh?

219
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:26,040
Yeah so as Disney got bigger and started acquiring, yeah Mickey stopped being as valuable of an

220
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,840
asset to them.

221
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:33,480
Like he's still a valuable asset, like he's still worth like millions of dollars, but

222
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:38,440
that's freaking chump change compared to the billions of dollars other stuff is bringing

223
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,120
into Disney.

224
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,120
Fair enough.

225
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:47,080
So they're like, okay, well we could spend millions of dollars unnecessarily because

226
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:53,160
I mean did like at this point what people do to Mickey Mouse isn't going to affect Disney

227
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,320
whatsoever.

228
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,320
That's true.

229
00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:02,240
But once upon a time when it was like, I mean when the internet wasn't around, like you

230
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:07,600
could do some real damage to Disney saying like, oh, this is like officially licensed

231
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,960
Mickey merchandise.

232
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:17,680
And so yeah, it's the damage that can be done to Disney is so minuscule now that they're

233
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:27,240
not putting forth the effort to lobby and get the copyright limits extended again.

234
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,560
Interesting.

235
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,720
Yeah, it's a cool video.

236
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:38,840
If you guys want to check it out, it's the Corridor Crew or the Corridor Channel.

237
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,280
And yeah, it's a great video.

238
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:48,560
Like it's a really well done video and it's all from like a legal perspective too.

239
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,560
That is awesome.

240
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,560
So yeah, it's freaking it's a great video.

241
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,120
I'll send it to you when we're done.

242
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,200
Yeah, I definitely want to check this out because like you think that I thought that

243
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,800
they would still love by you know, the studio started with a man and a mouse and I have

244
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,880
respect for Walt Disney if I would think that they'd want to protect Mickey Mouse at all

245
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,680
costs, but I guess not.

246
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:18,080
Yeah, ultimately it like they don't give a flying shit about Walt Disney and like that

247
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:25,440
image they care about the like Disney's turned into a bottom line like whatever is bringing

248
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:33,200
in the most money and Mickey is not bringing in the money or the percentage of income that

249
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:40,000
he used to because he used to be the majority like moneymaker of Disney.

250
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,360
Yeah, makes sense.

251
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,960
Like it was like the animation studios.

252
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:52,240
It was all this stuff tied around Mickey Mouse and his basically his contribution to Disney

253
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,280
has just become smaller and smaller and smaller.

254
00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:00,400
Now it's to the point where they're just like, who cares?

255
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,440
That's insane.

256
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,440
Right?

257
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,480
Like super, like I said, super interesting video.

258
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,480
Yeah.

259
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:14,280
But if I remember, I'll tell I'll post the link to the video in the description.

260
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280
Yeah.

261
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,760
Of this but crazy good video.

262
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:27,900
If you get a chance to watch the I mean the guy that does it like he's freaking amazing

263
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:34,040
with his his words so it keeps you engaged the entire time which I really really like

264
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:45,240
especially through all the Lego the Lego lean legal lingo.

265
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:52,240
Yeah.

266
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:58,080
So yeah, that's about the the shit that's gone down with Disney.

267
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:07,400
That's about what I expected to go down like as soon as Mickey turned into the public domain.

268
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,400
Holy shit.

269
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400
I still can't believe that.

270
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400
That is insane.

271
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,400
Yeah.

272
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:16,120
What else did I watch this week?

273
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,360
Getting back into the weekly watch.

274
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:22,040
Oh, I went and saw migration.

275
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,860
Great movie.

276
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:28,600
This is a bit of a spoiler for next week but I love this movie.

277
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:35,660
Unfortunately, it is one that I would give a stream at recommendation to because I feel

278
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:39,360
like that would be the ideal viewing for it.

279
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360
Okay.

280
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:49,640
But I mean, I'll like I said, I'll save I'll save my my thoughts and everything for next

281
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:55,160
week's episode which is this is what we'll be breaking down but I very much enjoyed this

282
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,240
episode or this this movie.

283
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,000
Very nice.

284
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,920
Alright, so I rewatched a couple movies this week.

285
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,520
First being up cat in the hat.

286
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,520
Why?

287
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:18,180
Because I so I was scrolling through peak so I have this movie on Blu ray but been years

288
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:23,680
since I popped that in and I was going through peacock you know because peacocks like a I

289
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,520
feel it's a streaming service that I don't really pay that much attention to so I wanted

290
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:31,120
to see if there were any good movies on there and this was just recently added as far as

291
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:36,440
I I'm I think it was just recently added might have been there for a hot minute but I saw

292
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,080
that I'm like, okay, you know what?

293
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,960
I know it's bad but let's let's let's just see.

294
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,000
Let's just remember how bad it is and oh my god, it's still so bad.

295
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:51,240
The only you want to know the only positive I can say about this movie is that a buddy

296
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:58,480
of mine and me catch ourselves quoting this movie quite often at work.

297
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:03,760
This movie is so god damn quotable to me.

298
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,120
But that's about it.

299
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:13,680
The cat in the hat, the cat, the cat himself is not how he is in the books because he is

300
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,840
never this dirty.

301
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,240
There's way too many sexual innuendos with him.

302
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:23,960
The things are freaking nightmare fuel.

303
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,880
Literally the only thing that good that I can say about this movie is the set pieces

304
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:31,040
are cool like the sets actually look really cool like they definitely seem like they're

305
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,240
out of a Dr. Seuss book.

306
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,560
But are that really not that much good here?

307
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,960
I mean the two child actors that play Conrad and Sally, they're pretty good with what they're

308
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:46,040
given but everything else just sucks.

309
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,080
It's a horrible adaptation.

310
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:55,960
How do we go from the Grinch which Jim Carrey's The Grinch truly understands the story.

311
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,120
You truly understand why he hates Christmas.

312
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,280
If anything I feel it adds to the original book.

313
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,480
But this one is just a slap in the face.

314
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:12,520
And this is my favorite Dr. Seuss book growing up.

315
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,120
The cat in the hat will always be my favorite.

316
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:21,640
And so just imagine my dismay seeing my favorite Dr. Seuss character treated so badly as a

317
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,320
child.

318
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:31,720
It was so bad no one has wanted to touch that movie or that property.

319
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,720
Dude like seriously.

320
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:38,960
And dude I remember when so my elementary actually did a field trip for this movie to

321
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,560
go see this movie in theaters like they made an event out of it.

322
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,880
It was kind of cool.

323
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880
Oh no.

324
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880
Yeah.

325
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:50,880
So I'm very curious what the teachers thought when the freaking cat in the hat picks up

326
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,880
the picture of the mom and it's just like oh who is this and implies that he gets a you

327
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,720
know what.

328
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:02,760
And yeah.

329
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,640
Wow dude.

330
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:13,840
Could you imagine the conversation that that teacher probably had to have with the administration

331
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:23,640
dude like make a call like yo there's some messed up shit in this movie.

332
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,640
Have you seen any of like the behind the scenes stuff with this movie.

333
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,920
I have not.

334
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,320
So Dr. Seuss is a widow.

335
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,080
Was it was her name Audrey Geisel.

336
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,440
I think her was her name.

337
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,200
I think that was her name after she saw this movie.

338
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,760
She's like I knew that Mike Myers was going to turn the cat in the hat dirty.

339
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,600
And after after this movie she's like yep.

340
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,240
No no more live action adaptations of my husband's work.

341
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,240
Never again.

342
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:54,980
And like it was a good like I think almost 10 years before she decided to let them do

343
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:56,480
another adaptation with Horton.

344
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,480
Here's a who.

345
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,480
I was animated.

346
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,560
So good call on her part.

347
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,600
It's like.

348
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,760
Like that would be something it's like the the Seuss family needs to approve any and

349
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:16,240
all adaptations of the of this this work.

350
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:23,040
Like I did you ever see like the I think it came out in the 90s like the television movie

351
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,000
that they did for the cat in the hat.

352
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,800
I did not.

353
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
OK.

354
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,040
So so they kind of did like what they did with the Grinch.

355
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,160
They did a TV movie adaptation way better than this one.

356
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,960
Of course not surprisingly.

357
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,200
But it's still not.

358
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,600
It's still not perfect.

359
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:47,600
And I find funny is the things voices are so high in this one.

360
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,440
Like I and you know what that kind of makes sense in the animated special.

361
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:57,240
They are frickin like Lawrence Fishburne levels of low.

362
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:02,280
It doesn't make any sense.

363
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:07,640
There's like that's not how it that's not how I pictured thing one and thing two sounding.

364
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:12,960
Somehow that's so much funnier than them having like super high pitched voices.

365
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,880
It's funny.

366
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,240
Oh shit.

367
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:26,680
But yeah, no still to this day we don't have a like I'll take that adaptation way more

368
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:33,200
over this one even though I rewatch this one and as you see on occasion every couple of

369
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:38,000
years I will rewatch this movie because there's something wrong with me.

370
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,280
I hope one day we get a good adaptation of the cat in the hat one that actually understands

371
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,720
the book and just sticks to the damn source material.

372
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,880
I mean come on.

373
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,600
It's not that hard.

374
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,600
It isn't dude.

375
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,560
It is not.

376
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:59,240
And what's messed up too is that I mean we've gotten adaptations of Horton.

377
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:06,080
Here's who the Lorax we've gotten multiple iterations of the Grinch like there are so

378
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:17,000
many stories of Dr. Seuss that could have worked really well in the animated world.

379
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:24,760
Like I personally feel like a lot of his stories would make really good shorts.

380
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,760
Absolutely.

381
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:31,480
Like excuse me.

382
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:40,680
What's the one with like the the the creatures with like the star belly or whatever.

383
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,760
Oh is that Sneetches?

384
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,760
Yes.

385
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,760
Okay.

386
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,520
But I think that one has like a different name.

387
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,520
Yeah I forget.

388
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:55,440
Gosh I'm gonna look it up real quick.

389
00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:03,400
Because recently didn't like Netflix do like a limited series for like Green Eggs and Ham.

390
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400
Yes.

391
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400
Okay.

392
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,760
And I don't know how that works as a freaking show.

393
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:14,280
I don't think Dr. Seuss like goes well with shows.

394
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280
That's fair.

395
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280
It's awesome.

396
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,080
I guess it's just called the Sneetches.

397
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,400
Oh it's just Sneetches?

398
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,400
Yeah.

399
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,480
Freaking some of the stuff that they've cooked up with when it comes to Dr. Seuss stuff like

400
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:30,720
I remember I think it was either in the early 90s or early 90s or 2000s when they came out

401
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:35,760
with the TV movie The Cat in the Hat versus The Grinch.

402
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,780
Like okay.

403
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:46,760
Like I get you want to take your like arguably your two most popular Dr. Seuss characters.

404
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:52,040
But like from what I remember like yeah they like argue and stuff but there's never like

405
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,480
freaking like them throwing punches at each other.

406
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,520
Yeah that's odd.

407
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,640
But yeah like I think the Sneetches would make a really good short.

408
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:09,120
Green Eggs and Ham would make a really good animated short.

409
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,400
Oh the Places You'll Go.

410
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,000
Like that would be a really good short.

411
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,680
Dude I would love to see that.

412
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,880
Yeah I mean that would be that one I'd say would be more of like an extended short like

413
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,040
as a solid 15 minutes maybe.

414
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,600
Yeah.

415
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:30,040
But I mean the big ones are like Cat in the Hat, The Grinch.

416
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,480
Like we've already had adaptations of The Grinch but Cat in the Hat needs an adaptation.

417
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,480
Yeah.

418
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,800
Well that actually understands the damn book.

419
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:45,120
Yeah I mean when you think Dr. Seuss it's my mind instantly goes to that damn cat.

420
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,120
Yeah.

421
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:50,640
No seriously that is the staple Dr. Seuss character.

422
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:57,560
Yeah like it's in terms of like iconic Dr. Seuss characters it's The Cat in the Hat,

423
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:03,240
in The Grinch and then like Horton, Lorax and it gets a little iffy from there.

424
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,600
But number one like I always think of the damn cat.

425
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Yeah.

426
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,960
So they have.

427
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,520
No one can get it right.

428
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520
Nope.

429
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:20,440
And the fact that when was the last time you watched this movie?

430
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,720
I'll be a hundred percent real.

431
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:28,680
I think I've only seen this movie one time.

432
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,400
Wow.

433
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:40,840
And that was maybe a month or two after it came on like out and then to blockbuster.

434
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,480
Wow it's been that long.

435
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,480
Wow.

436
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,640
It's been a long time since I've seen it and I remember hating that movie.

437
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,640
It's yeah dude.

438
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,640
I don't blame you.

439
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,080
It's a horrible adaptation.

440
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:59,400
But like at the end there is a you know like once you know the house is restored and everything

441
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,560
in the cat leaves you see him walking down the street with the things you know like doing

442
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,320
their thing, things doing their thing, doing flips and shit.

443
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,960
He's just like oh what do you say we go on vacation?

444
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,960
Let's go to Hawaii.

445
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,240
And it teases the sequel The Cat in the Hat comes back.

446
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Thank God that didn't happen.

447
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,520
Oh man.

448
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:24,760
Dude I don't know who in their right mind thought that Mike Myers was the good the right

449
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,760
fit for this.

450
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:34,480
Yeah I don't know either but just oh my God just horrible casting.

451
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:40,320
Just for shits and giggles who is your ideal Cat in the Hat voice?

452
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,880
Because obviously we're not going to get a live action adaptation but who would be your

453
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:52,840
like ideal voice?

454
00:29:52,840 --> 00:30:08,560
That's hard.

455
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,560
Can you think of any?

456
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,760
Do you have one?

457
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,040
I have an unconventional one.

458
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,280
Alright what are you thinking?

459
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,360
Tom Hiddleston.

460
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,040
I don't hate that.

461
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:30,000
That's not a bad choice.

462
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,960
Like I've always like kind of with all of Dr. Seuss's characters I've always kind of

463
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,040
pictured them with like an accent of some kind.

464
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:46,440
Dude the more I think of it the more I don't hate that I seem really like that casting.

465
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:52,680
So I would either give it to like if they're going for like because you know damn well

466
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,880
that that's what they're going to do.

467
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,160
They're going to go with like an A-lister.

468
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:07,560
So yeah I would give that to Tom Hiddleston and then if they were going for someone that

469
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:15,360
maybe not quite as well I mean I know he's he's well known now but I would also think

470
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,480
Alan Tudyk would do a good job.

471
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
Oh yeah.

472
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,880
Oh yeah that'd be a great voice.

473
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,800
I just put it into my head and now I can't get it out.

474
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,840
Owen Wilson as the cat in the hat.

475
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Oh damn.

476
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840
Oh damn.

477
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:43,200
Dude that wouldn't that wouldn't not work.

478
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:49,240
Oh shit.

479
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,400
Oh man.

480
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,040
Oh man dude.

481
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,320
You might have hit it right on the head.

482
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,960
Oh God.

483
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:06,280
Right illumination we got your next doctor project.

484
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,360
Start calling up on Wilson right now.

485
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360
Damn.

486
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:17,040
Then who do you get for for.

487
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:23,400
Personally in my like ideal adaptation thing one and thing two wouldn't talk.

488
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,660
I agree.

489
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:29,160
Like yeah they they'd make noises.

490
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Or would they make noises.

491
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:35,720
I'd say yes to noise like noises at least but I don't think they would talk.

492
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:41,520
I think that they would talk into like the cat in the hat's ear.

493
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,840
Well I like that.

494
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,520
But I don't think that they would like talk talk.

495
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,600
But if they did.

496
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:58,080
That is one where you'd I think you'd have to do something funny.

497
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,760
And I don't think I.

498
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,560
And I don't think the the high pitched voice is is going to be quite as funny.

499
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:12,440
I would personally go exactly what you said with like a Laurence Fishburne.

500
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:22,000
How about Laurence Fishburne is one Samuel Jackson as the other.

501
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,560
That would be hilarious.

502
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400
There we go.

503
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,560
But Jackson has to be in thing one.

504
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,720
Like actually wait no it'd be funnier if he was thing two.

505
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:39,040
Just him bitching about why why does he have to be the second one.

506
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:46,720
Kind of like this way is horrible jokes but the whole joke with how thing two is just

507
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,940
like oh don't call me thing to call me thing a just going through all these then thing

508
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:55,480
one chime thing one chimes in with the he's thing one for a reason and people just need

509
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,040
to get used to it.

510
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,960
You know who would be a really funny duo.

511
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,320
Would be Laurence Fishburne and James Earl Jones.

512
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,960
Oh dude.

513
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,080
Yeah it's like you get one thing one is like a really deep voice and then thing two is

514
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,080
an even deeper voice.

515
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,020
Do this would be amazing.

516
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,760
Like straight up Mufasa level.

517
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,920
Do that be some funny shit.

518
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,360
That would be amazing.

519
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:36,480
I'll have to send you the clip of the thing one and thing two being introduced from the

520
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,560
special because it takes you you're just like oh shit.

521
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,560
OK wow.

522
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,560
Wasn't expecting that.

523
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,520
Oh man.

524
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,760
We have way too much fun with voice casting.

525
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,800
We would this would be so much fun.

526
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,120
But yeah so obviously the cat in the hat gets a don't bother.

527
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,640
Like it's like it's it's a movie that's like so bad.

528
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:09,200
It's like kind of somewhat watchable and enjoyable but it's still don't don't bother.

529
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,880
Don't put yourself through a horrible adaptation of arguably next to the Grinch the best Dr.

530
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,000
Seuss book.

531
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:22,960
This is one that I would only say would deserve a nothing better to do if you have some sort

532
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,840
of nostalgic tie to it.

533
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:31,560
Yeah if you're if you're going into this movie new.

534
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,360
Like kind of how I would.

535
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:39,560
How like I would be like I'd be going into this like not remembering anything about this

536
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,860
movie.

537
00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:45,880
And just like basically going in blind.

538
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:51,320
And that's like anyone who's brand new to this movie absolutely don't bother.

539
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,800
Yeah very much so.

540
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,240
But next.

541
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,240
Oh sorry.

542
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,240
No you're good.

543
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,240
You're good.

544
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:07,520
Next up I rewatched the world's end which if you guys haven't seen any of the I guess

545
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,440
they call the Edgar Wright Simon Pegg Nick Frost trilogy.

546
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:17,360
I think it has a different name but I'm just going to say that because you have this you

547
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,360
have Shaun of the Dead and then hot fuzz.

548
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,160
This is my favorite out of the three.

549
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:28,640
I freaking love this movie and I hadn't seen it probably since like it came out.

550
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:34,840
So like when I was in high school and every watching it loved it all over again.

551
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:40,760
I love these group of guys you know a group of guys that you know they were best friends

552
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,160
in high school of course you know it happens to some friend groups.

553
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,560
You guys get separated after high school and you know you kind of don't really talk to

554
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560
each other a lot.

555
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,440
Thankfully that didn't happen to me and Caleb.

556
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,440
But you know someone decides oh hey let's get the band back together and then you know

557
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,600
shit hits the fan chaos ensues.

558
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,940
And like they turn this into like an alien invasion movie and it's really fun.

559
00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:10,320
But like the whole pub crawl thing is super hilarious.

560
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:19,240
All five of these guys are so so funny and yeah just and I love British humor.

561
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:23,640
I think it's freaking hilarious.

562
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,520
Like there are some jokes I'm just like okay yeah I definitely couldn't say that in the

563
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:32,760
States but I'll laugh at it a little bit.

564
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:41,960
But yeah I know just this is a solid comedy with an amazing cast and like honestly I hate

565
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,620
that I waited so long to rewatch it because yeah it's so freaking good.

566
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:47,620
So freaking good.

567
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:50,040
I can't remember have you seen this one Caleb?

568
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,960
I have seen this one.

569
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:59,640
So I actually rewatched it I want to say a few months ago.

570
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,380
Hell yeah.

571
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:05,400
And I remember watching this one with you and I loved it both times.

572
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,920
I thought it was freaking great.

573
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:13,600
And even like yeah even the rewatch I was like this movie is really good.

574
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:19,520
But I have not seen Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz.

575
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:26,800
So those are definitely on my watch list especially if it's the same like team.

576
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,840
Like Shaun of the Dead is really good.

577
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,240
I don't think Hot Fuzz I don't know I didn't find Hot Fuzz that funny.

578
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:41,040
Maybe I really should just give it a rewatch.

579
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,640
But with that we would definitely give this a $5 Tuesday recommendation.

580
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,480
So yeah if you guys haven't seen this please check it out it's a great comedy.

581
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,760
It's a great buddy comedy.

582
00:38:53,760 --> 00:39:02,680
And then last that I watched this week was Masterminds.

583
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,760
Comedy is based on true events like you know that's an interesting idea and you know like

584
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:13,200
if it's like I get like you want to tell the source you want to take the source material

585
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,200
seriously because you know it did actually happen.

586
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,400
But you also want it to be funny.

587
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:27,000
And I don't know with this one I feel it like it tries to make it too funny and for the

588
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,560
most time it fails for me.

589
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,400
It's just way too many way too many jokes.

590
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,320
I bet it's supposed to be a comedy but just too many jokes don't land for me.

591
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,840
So yeah I think it's just all right.

592
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:51,160
So if you're kind of looking for like a like a like a not great comedy but with a pretty

593
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:58,400
decent cast like this cast is really trying to make this work.

594
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:02,800
I'd at least maybe give it a watch.

595
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,160
Definitely not worth seeing in the theaters and I'm glad I did not see it in the theaters.

596
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,960
I'm pretty sure I did.

597
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,520
Oh I'm sorry.

598
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:19,080
I liked it like I thought it was funny and like but yeah it's definitely not one that

599
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,560
was 100 percent worth admission.

600
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:28,240
Yeah but I mean it was all right.

601
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:34,880
I think I think my my my only like favorite part is the awkward pictures that Zach Galif

602
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,880
and Ackerson yeah.

603
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:45,840
Kate McKinnon did that is my favorite part.

604
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,600
Really makes me want to go take awkward family photos.

605
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:55,120
But everything else is like super forgettable.

606
00:40:55,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Like I forgot freaking Jason Sudeikis is in this.

607
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,680
Yeah he's he's a very I've never seen him play this kind of role like it's still like

608
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:10,240
you know like the quirky funny Jason Sudeikis but like it's it's definitely a different

609
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:15,000
version of him and he's definitely one of the more enjoyable parts of it.

610
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:22,720
Zach Galifianakis I feel he is really trying in this movie to make it work.

611
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:27,640
And he's definitely like to me like the best part of the movie.

612
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,640
Easily.

613
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:35,840
But yeah I mean he's he's working with the with a broken deck there.

614
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah but yeah it's all right.

615
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,240
We're going to give it a nothing better to do recommendation just if you're like really

616
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:52,320
looking for a comedy that's like you'll get a few chuckles out of maybe check it out but

617
00:41:52,320 --> 00:42:02,920
like definitely don't go running to your nearest Voodoo account to rent or buy this.

618
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,760
Is that what you watch it on you watch on Voodoo.

619
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,680
No actually I've where did I find it.

620
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:16,200
So I had actually gotten a copy of it like in the five dollar bin years ago but I'd never

621
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,220
opened it.

622
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:22,520
So I was scrolling through my I was looking through my movies and I noticed that and was

623
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,040
like wait really I've never watched that before.

624
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:30,320
So I popped it in and yeah I'm glad I only paid five dollars for it.

625
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,640
Photos were awesome.

626
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,080
Yeah that that was easily the best scene.

627
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,080
Yes.

628
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,560
Yeah I'll say that.

629
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,640
And when he shoots when he freaking shoots down his ass crack.

630
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:53,400
That was that was one of my that that was funny.

631
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:59,280
Yeah I mean yeah unfortunately it's not anything to write home about it's.

632
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,600
Yeah that's the perfect way to sum it up.

633
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,080
It's I it's I.

634
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,680
Anything else on weekly watch.

635
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,680
No I got nothing.

636
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,280
All right.

637
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,920
Oh wow sorry.

638
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,240
I was like wait why isn't Caleb talking.

639
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:21,400
The Jonathan's because you're in charge of this episode.

640
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:26,280
Well moving on from weekly watches Caleb what do you say we get into our headliner of the

641
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,720
evening.

642
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,680
I say let's do it.

643
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:51,000
Oh yeah.

644
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
All right.

645
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,120
So with this headliner for this week we'll be breaking down Wonka which.

646
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,640
Oh God.

647
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,640
Just this movie.

648
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,560
That's how we're going to start this out of this movie.

649
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,360
Such a jam.

650
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,640
Such a jam.

651
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:15,280
But we unfortunately we did not post a question of the week but that's OK.

652
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,120
I've had way too much shit going on this week.

653
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,280
Sorry and I I'm sorry I should have offered to post it.

654
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,280
Apologies.

655
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,840
Yeah you're fine.

656
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,640
But I'm curious off the top of your head can you think of the Wonka candy that you would

657
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,720
want to try.

658
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,800
OK this is a frickin throwback to the OG.

659
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:49,280
I wanted so badly to try the the flavored wallpaper.

660
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,440
Oh OK.

661
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,400
I'd never heard someone say that when it comes to Wonka stuff.

662
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,720
Dude nice answer.

663
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,520
I like that.

664
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:07,080
Yeah that was that's always been one that's just like anytime I've seen that scene I'm

665
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,160
just like gosh that looks freaking cool.

666
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,280
Like I I would love that.

667
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,640
So the the tasting paper.

668
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,640
Solid.

669
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,440
And I guess it may probably the fizzy lifting drink too.

670
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,600
Yes.

671
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,880
Dude freaking give me freaking Grandpa Joe like giving Willy Wonka shit was just like

672
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:31,880
what is wrong with you.

673
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,600
He's like dude you stole.

674
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,320
Like what the hell is wrong with you.

675
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,720
And you're giving Willy Wonka shit.

676
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:45,240
It's straight up.

677
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,240
I can't.

678
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,240
I think it was.

679
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,520
I think it's in the original Willy Wonka.

680
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,320
But like when one of the kids breaks open I think it looks like a jellied pumpkin and

681
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,800
they break it open.

682
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,360
The stuff that came out of that I always wanted to try that looked really good.

683
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,920
Like the freaking jelly looking shit.

684
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,920
Yeah.

685
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:12,120
Yeah both chocolate rooms are just both candy rooms in both Willy Wonka and Charlie.

686
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,240
All of the shit looked good.

687
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,560
Like you definitely want to try it all.

688
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,800
Oh yeah.

689
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,440
Definitely dude.

690
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,440
I really wanted to try that chocolate from the chocolate river in Charlie on the Chocolate

691
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Factory.

692
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:31,040
That shit looked like the creamiest chocolate that you could ever have.

693
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,840
Yeah no joke there.

694
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,240
I'm trying to think if there's like anything else.

695
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:42,080
Like I was never I was never one to be like oh I'd love to try one of those never are

696
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,680
everlasting gobstoppers.

697
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,320
Same I was just kind of like yeah okay.

698
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,800
Like they look I don't know.

699
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:54,120
I think I don't know it just seemed like it looked rubbery.

700
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:59,320
Yeah I think the gum that would like turn into a full course meal that actually sounded

701
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,320
really cool.

702
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,800
That was interesting.

703
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,280
Yeah for sure.

704
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,880
But I was also not I'm still not a very big gum person.

705
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,840
So that was never super intriguing to me.

706
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,200
And then yeah.

707
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,480
I think for me it was always the wallpaper.

708
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,920
That's not dude that's fair.

709
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,080
So what was yours.

710
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,200
I was like the jelly stuff that came out.

711
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,940
I forget what the hell.

712
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:36,000
It's been a while since it's been a good while since I've seen the original Willy Wonka.

713
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:42,320
I really need to go back and revisit that.

714
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:48,600
Can we agree that we both definitely wanted to try Mrs. Bucket's cabbage soup.

715
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:53,080
No nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.

716
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,720
Like come on.

717
00:47:54,720 --> 00:48:00,280
Dude there's nothing I dislike less than cabbage.

718
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,280
Really yeah.

719
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,360
So you will not eat corned beef and cabbage on St. Patrick's Day.

720
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,800
I do not like corned beef and cabbage.

721
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,800
Okay.

722
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,880
That is my least favorite thing to eat.

723
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,880
Wow.

724
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,880
Okay.

725
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:22,560
Like so much so that is that has almost turned me off to most like Irish foods.

726
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560
Okay.

727
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:29,880
But do you have a food that like a food like type or just like a food from a certain culture

728
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:36,840
that you just start drawn more towards whether it be like Mexican food Italian or whatever.

729
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:47,400
I don't know probably I guess Italian just because there's so much with there's so many

730
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:54,520
entrees with almost the exact same sauce that you can't really go wrong and they all taste

731
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,240
so freaking good.

732
00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:01,040
So I guess I would say Italian.

733
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:09,760
Yeah I am not like super drawn to Italian because I don't care for the pasta.

734
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,480
Okay.

735
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:17,000
And maybe it's just because there was like a really long span of time where we were eating

736
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,560
like nothing but pasta.

737
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:24,160
And so anytime we eat pasta now I'm just like I'm good.

738
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:28,120
That's funny because like pasta is like top three favorite dishes for me.

739
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,120
That's funny.

740
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:34,400
Yeah but I find myself drawn to Japanese food.

741
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,520
Okay.

742
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:47,360
Like that just that style like I will eat like ramen over like spaghetti pasta any day

743
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,320
of the week.

744
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,460
Okay.

745
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,840
And I don't know what it like I could I could eat.

746
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:59,240
I feel like I feel like I could eat just a stupid amount of ramen.

747
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,840
I mean dude top ramen is some good shit.

748
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,200
I don't care what anyone says.

749
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,960
People are just over it's for college students.

750
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,880
It's for if you're poor who gives a shit.

751
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,760
It's some good stuff.

752
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,680
It's like okay obviously someone hasn't checked my bank account.

753
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,640
I am poor.

754
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,960
Same.

755
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:22,000
And like you know I don't care about the sodium don't care about that kind of shit.

756
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,960
If it tastes good and it fills me up who cares.

757
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,600
Yeah.

758
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:38,200
My sister-in-law she is she's a punk for doing this to me.

759
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:44,240
We went to her or we went and hung out with her in California one time.

760
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:50,640
It was like I want to say it was right before Iris was born.

761
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:57,920
But we went to California to go visit and she took us to this ramen joint that was just

762
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,520
the shit.

763
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,760
It was so good.

764
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:09,040
And I was like gosh damn it this this might have ruined top ramen for me.

765
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:13,400
And sure shit as soon as I come home because I didn't do anything like super crazy with

766
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:18,160
my ramen like I it was just the normal like the packets.

767
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,200
And then I would put in like a little garlic powder and a little onion powder and that

768
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,200
was it.

769
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,120
Dude I've never even done that.

770
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,800
That sounds amazing.

771
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,800
It's pretty freaking good.

772
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,240
Like I don't like you just you just sprinkle like a little bit on top.

773
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,480
Okay I'm going to have to try that.

774
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:38,800
Like I what I would do is like when I would sprinkle it I just do like a lap around the

775
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,800
the pot.

776
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Okay.

777
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
With it.

778
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,960
So I mean obviously getting like a good amount but I just do like a quick one like do that

779
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:53,120
with both of them and then I just I put it in a little soy sauce too.

780
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:58,640
And so that was that was the maximum amount of stuff that I would do to my ramen like

781
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:06,040
now like after that I always put in an egg.

782
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,620
Oh okay.

783
00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:13,800
So what I'll do is I'll separate the the egg whites and the yolk.

784
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:21,280
I'll put the the raw yolk in whatever bowl I'm going to use and I'll keep the the egg

785
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:31,400
whites out until I'm ready to until I'm like maybe like 10 minutes away from like being

786
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,340
done like cooking my ramen.

787
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:38,560
So I'll dump the the egg whites in wait till those are all cooked up and then while it's

788
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:43,440
while the the ramen's like super hot I'll pour it right on top of the the yolk and it'll

789
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:50,080
cook the yolks like perfection and they're still running like they're freaking fantastic.

790
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:56,760
But yeah I go freaking nuts with it now and I don't know if she meant it as a joke or

791
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:04,360
what but she sent me like the the cup of noodles and it was like their their hot and spicy

792
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,360
chicken.

793
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,680
Dude that stuff is the bomb.

794
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,440
It's freaking good.

795
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,000
I'm like gosh damn it.

796
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,760
Yeah like she's she is now like the freaking noodle queen.

797
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,600
Oh that's awesome.

798
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:28,760
Like she has not led me astray when it comes to ramen.

799
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,760
That is awesome.

800
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,760
I love that.

801
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,920
Yeah I'd like she sent that to me that was like my Christmas gift and I freaking love

802
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,920
it.

803
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,640
Oh that's so great.

804
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:45,000
Like I and I I don't like cup of noodles either.

805
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,880
So I just kind of was like oh that's funny.

806
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,040
Ha ha ha.

807
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:54,560
And kind of set it aside and I wasn't planning on eating it but it was like really late and

808
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,000
I wanted something quick so I was just like screw it.

809
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Why not.

810
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,360
Like I got these these noodles made the cup of noodle and everything and tasted it.

811
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,360
I'm like god damn it.

812
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,080
This is actually really freaking good.

813
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:20,400
Like it's the worst but it's like it's like that level of spicy where like while you're

814
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,760
eating it the spice doesn't like kick in until after you're done.

815
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:29,280
And so it's like and it's so good.

816
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,360
But yeah I was so I was so pissed.

817
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,080
I'm just like gosh.

818
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,080
Oh man.

819
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,080
Yeah.

820
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:46,960
So now I'm wanting to try making like quick ramen like the mason jar cup of noodles for

821
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:47,960
work and shit.

822
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:48,960
OK.

823
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,640
So I'm like yeah I was pissed at her.

824
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,920
Dude you're going to become a ramen connoisseur before you know it.

825
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,920
Yeah.

826
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,480
But I mean I'm attracted to that kind of stuff.

827
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:03,000
I think it's the egg noodle versus like the flour noodle.

828
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Yeah.

829
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I think that's the big difference.

830
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:13,920
The flour is just I think it's just too heavy for me where the egg noodle is.

831
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,800
I mean I don't even know if there's technically a difference between like a ramen noodle and

832
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,800
like a pasta noodle.

833
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,800
Yeah you got me.

834
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,840
But here I'm going to look real quick.

835
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:36,360
Ramen noodle versus pasta noodle.

836
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,000
They're not entirely different.

837
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,320
Both are made with wheat flour and water.

838
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:51,520
However ramen noodles include one extra ingredient called Kansui which gives the noodles their

839
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,920
unique flavor and color.

840
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,920
OK.

841
00:55:53,920 --> 00:56:00,600
So whatever the Kansui is that's what that's the magic ingredient.

842
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:06,000
Oh that's funny.

843
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,880
Anyway now I'm done talking about noodles now.

844
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,680
Oh my.

845
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,720
All right.

846
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:19,480
I don't even remember how we got on that.

847
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,520
Yeah I don't either.

848
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,800
You got me man.

849
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,800
You got me.

850
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:30,680
Oh man isn't that the shit.

851
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,320
Anyway getting into our headliner.

852
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,680
Caleb you want to let people know how we break down movies on this podcast.

853
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,120
I would love to.

854
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,320
If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies up into eight different

855
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:49,880
categories that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

856
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:59,800
The eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development effects

857
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:06,080
music costumes and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

858
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,920
All those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter

859
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:17,080
grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade.

860
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,720
And yeah it also gives us a percentage so we can see an official ranking but that's

861
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:26,280
not quite as important as the letter grade itself.

862
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:33,920
So if you have not seen Wonka this might be a hard one to spoil but we are going to be

863
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,320
spoiling it.

864
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,880
Yes.

865
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:41,040
So we will be posting that spoiler now.

866
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:46,640
So yeah if you listen beyond this point and anything about Wonka is spoiled for you that's

867
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,520
on you.

868
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:54,600
So with that Rose will be reading off the synopsis for the entire film in our favorite

869
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:59,680
segment that we like to call reading with Rose.

870
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,200
All right.

871
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:07,960
Willy Wonka an aspiring magician inventor and chocolatier arrives in Europe to establish

872
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:13,400
his chocolate shop at the gallery's gourmet burning through his meager savings he is coerced

873
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:18,080
to stay at Mrs. Scrubbett's boarding house by her henchman bleacher and despite orphan

874
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:23,200
noodles warning about the fine print signs a contract because he is illiterate.

875
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:28,480
To pay them off Wonka introduces hover chocks chocolate that makes people fly facing mockery

876
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,400
from three rival chocolatiers who called the chief of police to confiscate his earnings

877
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:38,280
for selling without a chocolate store unable to pay the exorbitant fees imposed on him

878
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,280
by the contract.

879
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:44,200
Wonka is captured and starts to work in a lingerie for Mrs. Scrubbett alongside five

880
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:50,000
other captives including noodle learning including noodle sorry learning of a chocolate cartel

881
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:55,040
consisting of the rival chocolatiers who exploit the chief's weakness weakness for chocolate

882
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,280
to force Wonka to leave town.

883
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:02,960
Wonka makes his escape with the help of noodle while he promises her a lifetime supply of

884
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,960
chocolates.

885
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,360
She promises to teach him how to read Wonka tells noodle that his affinity for chocolate

886
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:17,240
stems from his late mother and mentions the theft of his chocolates by an and wow an enigmatic

887
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:23,440
I think that's the word enigmatic orange man who has been stealing them for years to produce

888
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:29,920
his signature chocolate Wonka and noodle travel to the local zoo milking Abigail the giraffe

889
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:35,120
together with other laundry laundry workers they embark on a chocolate selling crusade

890
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:40,040
to alleviate their debts while using tunnels underneath the city to evade Scrubbett and

891
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:46,840
the chief and the chief unmasking Oompa Loompa named Lofty as the thief Wonka discovers that

892
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:52,040
the Oompa Loompa seeks retribution for the cocoa beans Wonka took from Loompa land years

893
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:57,280
ago under Lofty's watch before he escapes by duping Wonka.

894
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:03,000
Using the funds raised from selling chocolates the captives open Wonka's dream chocolate

895
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,720
store the chief and the chocolate cartel now unable to arrest him since he has a legitimate

896
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:13,240
shop exposed him to scrub and infusing his chocolates with Yeti Sweat with Yeti Sweat

897
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:18,160
script.

898
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,200
Sorry.

899
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:26,600
Unable to arrest him since he has a legitimate shop expose him to scrub it infusing his chocolates

900
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:32,080
with Yeti Sweat scrub it incites chaos among the customers leading to the destruction of

901
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:38,080
Wonka store. Wonka agrees to the cartels offer to leave town by ship to pay off everyone's debts.

902
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:43,200
All the workers are released from the lingerie except noodle cartel leader Slugworth pays scrub

903
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:50,000
it to keep her indefinitely. Wonka deduces that noodle is Slugworth's niece before he and Lofty

904
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,400
are forced to jump off the boat that has been rigged to explode. After rescuing noodle with the

905
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,720
help of the group, they devise a strategy to obtain the cartels incriminating account book.

906
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:05,440
Taking advantage of Abigail's distraction, Wonka and Noodle infiltrate the cartels base. They are

907
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:10,960
confronted by the cartel who reveal that Noodle, who was reported dead to her mother Dorothy,

908
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,440
was left by Slugworth to scrub it in order to eliminate her claim to the family fortune.

909
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:21,200
The cartel attempts to drown Wonka and Noodle in chocolate, but Wonka enables Lofty to rescue

910
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:26,240
them and unveils the cartels misdeeds to the authorities and the public. They release the

911
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:31,760
cartels chocolate reserve through a fountain laced with Wonka's unique ingredients, ruining

912
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:37,120
the cartels enterprise. The cartel meets their downfall and the police arrest the chief.

913
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:42,320
The crowd revels in tasting Wonka's chocolate fountain and Wonka unwraps the last chocolate

914
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:52,080
bar his mother had given him. Sorry. Wow. The crowd revels in tasting Wonka's chocolate fountain

915
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:56,400
and Wonka unwraps the last chocolate bar his mother had given him, discovering a golden paper

916
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:01,360
with a message that says, what matters is who you share the chocolate with. He aids Noodle in

917
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:06,480
reuniting with Dorothy, settles his debt with Lofty, and acquires an abandoned castle to commence

918
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:12,960
building his own factory with Lofty as his tasting chef. In an epilogue, the captives return to their

919
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:17,760
old lives and scrub it in bleacher are arrested after their attempt to eliminate evidence of

920
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:35,280
sabotaging Wonka's shop backfires. All right. Oh, man, dude. This was so good. Oh, my God.

921
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,920
Yeah, I definitely struggle with that one, Sam. I can understand why you loved that one.

922
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:54,240
I'm some big words. But yeah, anyway, like, I know that no one was, you know, like, freaking

923
01:02:54,240 --> 01:03:02,000
clawing or scratching for a Wonka origin story. No one was. But what they were able to cook up here,

924
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:12,000
like, it works so well. Just, oh, my God, from the like, we'll get with this, with the music,

925
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,120
but like, like the first song that starts when the movie starts with a hat full of dreams,

926
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:22,000
and the way that it introduces us to Willy Wonka and his, his dreams, his ambitions.

927
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,440
I appreciate that, Sam. Thank you. I appreciate you defending me.

928
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:34,800
Love you, Stacey, for listening. Just Yeah, just seeing Wonka's dreams, ambitions,

929
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:43,680
and throughout just seeing what he has to go through to, like, actually get to where he wants

930
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,880
his chocolate to be having his own shop, you know, being able to create what he literally has cooked

931
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:56,640
up in his mind. And just the characters that follow along the way noodle, all the other people that

932
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:04,560
work at the lawn, the laundrette, especially the chocolate cartel, like, oh, my God, just, I can't

933
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:13,520
say good enough good about this story. It works so goddamn well. Dude, it absolutely did. Like, it's

934
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:24,400
set up, it's a story and it's B story, like, so well, and followed them to a natural conclusion

935
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:33,680
that didn't feel forced on either end. Nope. Like, that was that was the biggest pro here. Yeah.

936
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,680
Like, I wasn't sure how I knew, like, the older, like, the older, like, the older, like, the older

937
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:51,440
how I knew, like, the ultimate goal was to get to the point of him owning a factory. Yeah. Like,

938
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:58,960
I knew that was more than likely going to be the end goal where with Willy Wonka and the chocolate

939
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:11,920
factory, we get him. Oh, gosh, damn it. What's the word we get him like retiring. And then in this

940
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:17,200
one, like, we're just getting to the point where he's beginning. Yeah. And that, like, I think

941
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:24,960
that's where all of us kind of assumed we'd ultimately end up. Yeah. And, like that, that

942
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:30,560
scene alone, like, frickin when he like, just the way that they did that, like, it's all just building

943
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:37,600
out as he's singing pure imagination. I was smiling the whole time. Like, this is just amazing.

944
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:46,240
Dude, when he first started singing that chills, dude, right. As like, I knew the song was coming

945
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:52,800
because like you hear the the tune. Yeah. Beginning. So I'm like, okay, so we are going to be getting

946
01:05:52,800 --> 01:06:01,120
pure imagination. Yeah. In this song or in this movie at some point and the frickin build up, dude.

947
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:06,160
Like, you knew damn well it was coming. I was just like, ah, yes, yes, yeah. And then as soon as he

948
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:12,960
started singing, I was like, I just love how it like finishes up two stories in the song. Like,

949
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:17,200
you get the tie up with Noodle and, you know, her discovering her mom at the and finding her mom at

950
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:25,200
the beginning. And then the rest of the song is Willy Wonka telling Lofty the Oompa Loompa about

951
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:29,680
what he wants to create with his chocolate factory and, you know, him trying to convince him to come

952
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:37,520
along. And, you know, he he he he is convinced. Just yeah, it's so frickin good. Like, oh my god.

953
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:46,000
Oh my god. Dude, it was really, really well executed. Like that's I think that's the biggest

954
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:56,800
pro here. It was just it was excellently executed. And like honestly, the the fact that because Paul

955
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:03,520
King is his name, right? Who directed this? I want to say yes. You know, if you look at his track

956
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:09,680
record, frickin first two Paddington's like. You had a feeling that he could do something like this,

957
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:17,200
but the fact that he could make it as magical as I feel the Gene Wilder version is and just

958
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:23,280
you truly feel like you're in a world of pure imagination with this movie. And

959
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:36,000
and I'm glad that I decided to go see this in XD because, oh man, I'm so jealous. It was so worth

960
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:41,360
it, dude. It was so worth it. And the fact that like it was it was I think like it was only it was

961
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:47,360
an old couple in front of me and then like a couple behind me that were the only ones in the

962
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:52,240
theater and no one talked. No one had their cell phones. I was like one of the best movie

963
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:59,760
theater experiences I've ever had. I love that you have to say that, oh, basically no one was in here

964
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:08,240
and it was great. So someone pointed out and they've got a point here when you go to see a movie

965
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:14,800
and like a kind of like a higher format like, you know, XD, IMAX, you're usually going with people

966
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:22,400
that actually know like are they want to go they want to they're they want to pay the extra money.

967
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:28,400
They you know, they actually know theater etiquette. They're not going to talk during the movie,

968
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:34,240
be on their phone for half the time, you know, shit like that. These people are, you know,

969
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:38,880
they're they're paying the extra money to actually sit down and watch the thing that they pay the

970
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:44,720
money for. And yeah, they're not wrong. Because like I said, no one had their phones at home.

971
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:51,680
No one talked. It was it was freaking great. But yeah, freaking seeing the visuals of Wonka on that

972
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:58,400
big of a screen, especially the ending like the last 20 minutes, or I guess like the last 10 minutes

973
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:05,200
when the factory is being built around him, like that alone is worth the extra money, in my opinion,

974
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:13,040
because like I said, I could not like wipe the smile off my face that I was having when he was

975
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:21,520
singing Pure Imagination to, to lofty, right? That's his name. Yeah, yeah. Just, ah, man.

976
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:28,720
God, I love this movie. I love this movie. It is it's so good.

977
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:40,400
Man, like I said, it's just the structure of it, that they were able to build, like I think that

978
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:48,000
they could have easily gone either route of like diluting the main plot line or like with the the

979
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:56,880
whole laundromat thing. And they could have like really heavily diluted. Like they could have just

980
01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:01,040
thrown that like the laundromat situation and like that's what I was kind of afraid that they were

981
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:08,480
going to do when he was talking about like his escape plan, more or less on like what that whole

982
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:16,400
situation was going to be. And so I thought like, oh, now this is just a something that's not going

983
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:22,160
to come up ever again, like, or maybe like the whole, like the debt thing, like that's going to

984
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:29,840
come to play later. But I wasn't expecting it to be as as such a big part as it was, or as it turned

985
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:37,840
up being. Yeah, I know. And I definitely didn't expect the rest of the laundrette prisoners

986
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:44,880
or whatever you want to call them to have such a big part in Wonka's story of like him actually

987
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:52,320
being able to open his first shop. That was yeah, that was really cool. That was way cool. And just

988
01:10:52,320 --> 01:11:00,400
like tied in those two stories damn near flawlessly. And honestly, I shouldn't be surprised. I mean,

989
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:05,600
you said it was Paul King that directed this. Yeah. If he did the first two Paddingtons, those

990
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:10,880
those movies are gems. Yeah, I still haven't seen the second one. But yeah, the first one is so

991
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:16,720
freaking good. Yeah. Watch the second one for sure. I think I'm going to watch it this week. I'm

992
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:23,360
I'm definitely going to do it because yeah, this this guy knows how to direct like, really, really

993
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:32,880
well. Yeah, like he is. I don't know if it's just because he's adapting Roald Dahl situate or movies

994
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:41,600
or like storylines. I think Paddington's a Roald Dahl, right? I don't think it is. I could be wrong,

995
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:54,560
though. It is, though, I want him to do more Roald Dahl stuff. It does look like it. Oh, shit.

996
01:11:54,560 --> 01:12:04,560
Oh, no, no. I lied. It's someone Michelle Bond. Oh, OK. OK, so yeah.

997
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:17,520
How was I getting that? Yeah, it's he's able to I would love to see him do an adaptation of Willy

998
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:24,240
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Dude, same here. Like now that we've gotten this, like I'm like,

999
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:31,520
dude, do a full frickin trilogy. I like like making a trilogy like do the Willy Wonka and then do what

1000
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:38,880
happens with Charlie after he takes over. Like I'd be very just because I feel it's a hard one to do.

1001
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:44,240
I would very interested to see his take on Charlie and the great was Charlie and the Great Glass

1002
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:50,720
Elevator. I think that was the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I do. I'm not familiar

1003
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:59,440
with that story. It's weird. It's very, very weird. But if anyone could could pull it off,

1004
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:09,200
I think Paul King could. Fair. Yeah, I would love to see him do a take on the classic Willy Wonka

1005
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:17,760
story. Yes, absolutely. Like I wouldn't even be mad if they did same like. Timothy Chalamet for

1006
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:23,760
that as well. Dude, I wouldn't either because I mean, I'm going to save my opinion with him for

1007
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:34,080
acting. Well, we loved him. I'm curious. Did you and did you take Iris to this with you? I was going

1008
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:44,400
to, but so Brielle wanted to take Iris to go to a craft store today and just go run a couple other

1009
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:50,800
errands and like go hit up McDonald's and whatever. And so I offered I offered to take her and she's

1010
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:56,080
like, well, I know it's like a family friendly movie, but it's not like really a kid. Like,

1011
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:04,400
like it's not aimed towards little little kids. And I was like, I mean, it's a musical, though. And

1012
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:09,120
I regret not taking her. Yeah, that would have been really I think she would have loved it.

1013
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:13,760
Like she I think she would have definitely been up in her seat dancing around.

1014
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:20,960
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like she would have been like she would have gone crazy for this movie,

1015
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:26,240
especially that I would have loved to see her little her dancing to the Oompa Loompa song.

1016
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:31,680
Oh, so adorable. There's no way that she wouldn't have. Yeah, that'd be so adorable.

1017
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:39,040
But yeah, I mean, the story was just so well put together.

1018
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:45,120
I have like super close to no complaints over the story.

1019
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,120
Same here.

1020
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,120
Where are you sitting?

1021
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,120
I'm I am really freaking high.

1022
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:59,120
Personally,

1023
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,120
I think I'm going to be at 96.

1024
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,120
I think I'm going to be at 96.

1025
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:15,120
I think I'm going the opposite end of the 90s.

1026
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:21,120
Actually, I might be a little lower. I think I'm going 93.

1027
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:27,120
OK. I'm still really high. Yeah. And I'm trying to think of like any like

1028
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:34,880
I'm trying to think of like any like story issues I had, but.

1029
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:38,880
Like even like the chocolate cartel, I know.

1030
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:43,280
And I can't just because it's been a while since I've seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

1031
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,280
I know of Slugworth, you know, that's definitely a staple of Willy Wonka.

1032
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,280
But were the two other two in?

1033
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,280
I don't remember them.

1034
01:15:53,280 --> 01:16:01,280
They got quite the name Fiddle Fiddle something and I forget the other one.

1035
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:09,280
Yeah. Wait, Slugworth. Who was that? The the frickin dude that like was hitting up the kids.

1036
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,280
Hit.

1037
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:13,280
Like who? Oh, yeah.

1038
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,280
In the in the OG.

1039
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:29,280
Slugworth is the one that he remember it's I think after Charlie finds his golden ticket and he's running through the tunnel and slug very creepily.

1040
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:39,280
Slugworth just comes out of the shadows and is tells Charlie like, oh, hey, when you go to the factory,

1041
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:45,280
make sure to find any secret recipes you can find of Willy Wonka's and pocket them for me.

1042
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:49,280
And if you give them to me, I will make your family rich beyond their wildest dreams.

1043
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:53,280
I will make it worth your while if you steal from Wonka for me.

1044
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:57,280
OK, so he was like the Nazi looking dude. Yep.

1045
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:01,280
Yeah, that's how I remember him.

1046
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:03,280
No, dude. Seriously.

1047
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:07,280
And I do. You know, I've loved every iteration of him.

1048
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:15,280
He was fantastic in this one. He was great in Willy Wonka and even in Charlie, even though he doesn't really get to.

1049
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:27,280
I feel like he has the least amount to do in Charlie because because like literally there's just one part where a guy comes out of the factory that was a worker and hands him an envelope of a certain recipe.

1050
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:38,280
And then you see him. I think he either does like the everlasting bubble gum or like the ice cream that will never melt does one of those.

1051
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:50,280
But now think about with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'm wondering if the other two that do because there was the ice cream that would never melt the the gum that would never lose its flavor.

1052
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:59,280
I forget the other one. I'm wondering if the other two were actually the two other chocolate cartel members. If those were the two could have been.

1053
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:02,280
I need to watch Charlie and Chocolate Factory again because now I'm very curious.

1054
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:10,280
It wasn't wasn't Slugsworth or at least in the OG the Gene Wilder one.

1055
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:15,280
Wasn't he like someone that worked with Willy Wonka?

1056
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,280
Gosh, I need to watch. I can't remember. Yeah, I do, too.

1057
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:28,280
I can't remember. Yeah, don't don't be surprised if Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is on my weekly watch next week.

1058
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:33,280
You do like one does Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The other one does Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

1059
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:40,280
Yeah, that'd be funny.

1060
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:45,280
But yeah. All right. Moving on over to writing.

1061
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:51,280
Just as good. This one, I would actually say a little lower.

1062
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,280
Not really. Not much. All right.

1063
01:18:54,280 --> 01:19:04,280
Any writing issues that I had were 100 percent due to Keegan Michael Key's character.

1064
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:08,280
Okay, you know what? I okay. Yeah, you know what? I can agree with that.

1065
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:14,280
He felt very unnecessary. Yeah.

1066
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:20,280
The fact that he doesn't even actually have a name. He's just chief of police. Yeah, they don't give him a last name.

1067
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:23,280
Nothing like, okay.

1068
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:30,280
Which shows how little care they. Yeah, which not not like he's great in it.

1069
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:34,280
He definitely does a great job with what he's given. But yeah, I definitely agree with you.

1070
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:38,280
He the writing for him definitely is very unnecessary.

1071
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:45,280
I'm sure that they could have found a different way for the chocolate cartel to take out Willy Wonka.

1072
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,280
Yeah, they didn't. They didn't need the middle man here.

1073
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:53,280
Nope, not even a little bit like.

1074
01:19:53,280 --> 01:20:01,280
I don't know. I think maybe like you could have gotten Bleacher to kind of be the.

1075
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:08,280
Like that guy. I agree, because, you know, if it's discovered that, you know, they were working with Mrs.

1076
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:15,280
Scrubbitt for quite a while, like ever since, you know, like the thing that happened with Noodle.

1077
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:21,280
So, yeah, you think that they'd come back into business with each other to when they find out about Willy Wonka.

1078
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:26,280
Yeah, I mean, you would think, but I don't know.

1079
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:30,280
Personally, I feel like he could have been written out very easily.

1080
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:33,280
No, I got to agree with you.

1081
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:38,280
Yeah, but I mean, but that doesn't affect my writing score too bad.

1082
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:49,280
It does knock it down a few points as I mean, even though I felt he was unnecessary, he wasn't unnecessary to the film.

1083
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:53,280
He still he still played an important role.

1084
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:59,280
It's just he could have been rewritten to be not part of the film.

1085
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:09,280
Yeah. I do have a question for you with the writing when it comes because, you know, when it comes to Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka needs his Oompa Loompa.

1086
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:12,280
Like that's how it always has been.

1087
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:19,280
But at all, do you wish that the Oompa Loompa was written in like a different way?

1088
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:27,280
Do you feel that like he felt unnecessary? You wanted more from the Oompa Loompas?

1089
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:33,280
It made sense why he was in it.

1090
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,280
OK, and I do agree.

1091
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:42,280
Like you kind of need to include his his origins with the Oompa Loompas.

1092
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:51,280
And I think this I like this version a lot better than like how they handled them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

1093
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,280
OK, so the Johnny Depp one?

1094
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,280
Yes.

1095
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,280
OK.

1096
01:21:55,280 --> 01:22:04,280
I like this one where it's like, oh, they're just these people that are obsessed with chocolate.

1097
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:11,280
And so that's why they come to basically live in Willy Wonka's factory.

1098
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:15,280
And so I really like that aspect of it.

1099
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:19,280
Wasn't technically in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, isn't it how they are, too?

1100
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,280
Like they're obsessed with the cocoa bean.

1101
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:33,280
So, yes, it's like he wanted to pay them in cocoa beans where this is like, oh, no, he just wants to.

1102
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:38,280
Pay them being like chocolate tasters, I don't know, kind of the same thing.

1103
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:42,280
And it's not I mean, I thought I thought it was better handled here.

1104
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:47,280
No, sir. No, I get that.

1105
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:59,280
But yeah, I think this is something I went in wanting the Oompa Loompa or Lofty to be in this a lot more than he was.

1106
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:06,280
So I went into it, the movie, thinking that that I wanted the Oompa Loompas in this a significant amount.

1107
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,280
How much he was in it was just right for me.

1108
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,280
I agree.

1109
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:17,280
And it's because they did such a good job at building up the character of Noodle.

1110
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:24,280
Yes, seriously, though, like what's in I get why, because you want to sell that.

1111
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:29,280
Oh, hey, this is, you know, the origin movie of Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas.

1112
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:38,280
So it felt like like 70 to 80 percent of the screen time of Lofty is in the trailers.

1113
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:41,280
Like there's barely anything new with him.

1114
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:50,280
But Noodle was barely shown at all in the trailers and the story that you get with her and the connection that you get between her and Willy Wonka.

1115
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,280
It's like a brother sister situation.

1116
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:55,280
And I loved it so much.

1117
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,280
Dude, agreed.

1118
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:04,280
Like, I don't think it could have been better put together.

1119
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:05,280
Agreed.

1120
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:12,280
Like the lofty as the Oompa Loompa was in it enough.

1121
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,280
And he was he was hilarious.

1122
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:15,280
Oh, yeah.

1123
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:22,280
He was on screen and like, yeah, he grant killed it, but he grant kills and everything he does.

1124
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:24,280
So I wouldn't say that.

1125
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,280
I think so.

1126
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:33,280
He went through his like heartthrob stage where he was doing a lot of dramatic romance movies.

1127
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:38,280
And he was always like the very dry character.

1128
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:42,280
Like if it was a joke, he wasn't the one making it.

1129
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,280
And so I think him take on a role like this.

1130
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,280
And I'm like, dude, I've been seeing him in a bunch of shit lately.

1131
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,280
They don't Braille this.

1132
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:55,280
I was just like, it's weird seeing like Hugh Grant because I used to hate him.

1133
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:56,280
Really?

1134
01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:04,280
Yeah, like any like I avoided most movies that included Hugh Grant.

1135
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:13,280
But now I freaking love him because of how funny he is as an actor.

1136
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:18,280
Like I'm just going through real quick some of his movies.

1137
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,280
Yeah.

1138
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:27,280
I mean, Paddington, Paddington, too, was good wonka Dungeons and Dragons.

1139
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:31,280
Like these were all like solid movies.

1140
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:37,280
And then it's just like some of his other ones were not good.

1141
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:44,280
Like the Bridget Jones diaries.

1142
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:49,280
Notting Hill, Love Actually.

1143
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:51,280
Did you not like Love Actually?

1144
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,280
I liked Love Actually.

1145
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:54,280
I didn't like him in Love Actually.

1146
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:55,280
Yeah.

1147
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,280
You know, fair enough.

1148
01:25:57,280 --> 01:25:58,280
Yeah.

1149
01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:02,280
Like some of his other stuff, like his younger stuff where it was.

1150
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,280
I don't know.

1151
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:07,280
Maybe I just haven't been seeing the right stuff of his.

1152
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:15,280
But I like him better when he's being goofy.

1153
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:20,280
Yeah, I can agree with that because like the two.

1154
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:21,280
Wow.

1155
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:28,280
The two roles that I think these were these only two roles, at least I know from this year were his role in Dungeons and Dragons.

1156
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:31,280
Then here both I enjoyed quite a bit.

1157
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,280
Oh, yeah.

1158
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:38,280
I loved his performance in Dungeons and Dragons.

1159
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:45,280
But yeah, I am just because I feel like the chief of police could have been rewritten.

1160
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:52,280
Honestly, I think you could have taken it out and just had the cartel paying off the police.

1161
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:56,280
Like, I don't think you needed like a full blown freaking character.

1162
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:58,280
And I think you could have done some funny shit with that.

1163
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:02,280
Like, maybe the entire police force just ended up getting fat.

1164
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:05,280
Yeah, that would have been kind of funny.

1165
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:06,280
Yeah, I would have enjoyed that.

1166
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:08,280
Just one.

1167
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,280
But I don't know.

1168
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:13,280
I think I think he could have been dealt with differently.

1169
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:18,280
So that's dropping me from a 93 to a 90.

1170
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:20,280
All right.

1171
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,280
Yeah, I definitely agree.

1172
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:25,280
It does drop me a few points.

1173
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:30,280
So I think I'll drop the.

1174
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:33,280
I think I'll match your story score.

1175
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:36,280
So I'll go 93.

1176
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,280
All right.

1177
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:44,280
Next up, we got acting, which, oh, boy.

1178
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:53,280
So many great performances here, dude.

1179
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:54,280
So you want to go through them?

1180
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:55,280
I would love to.

1181
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:59,280
So we got first the man himself, Mr.

1182
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,280
Timothy Chalamet, who played Willy Wonka.

1183
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:05,280
We have I hope I say this right.

1184
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,280
Cow.

1185
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,280
That's how I pronounce it.

1186
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:11,280
So Cowlain who played noodle.

1187
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:14,280
Keegan Michael Key, who played the chief of police.

1188
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:16,280
Like we said, he didn't even have a name.

1189
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,280
That's what he's credited as.

1190
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:25,280
If you can't play lofty slash the Oompa Loompa or AKA the Oompa Loompa.

1191
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:29,280
Patterson Joseph Joseph played Slugworth.

1192
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:33,280
Matt Lucas, who played prod nose.

1193
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:36,280
Matthew Banton.

1194
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:42,280
I'd say Bainton Bainton, who played fickle grouper.

1195
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:49,280
Olivia Coleman, who played Mrs. Scrubbett and Tom Davis, who played bleacher.

1196
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,280
So yeah.

1197
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:51,280
Oops, sorry.

1198
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,280
Yeah.

1199
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,280
Oh, my gosh, dude.

1200
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:59,280
This cast was freaking bitching, dude.

1201
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,280
Oh, my God.

1202
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:03,280
Just amazing.

1203
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:12,280
I will say this. I had close to zero hopes that Timothy Chalamet was going to be any good.

1204
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,280
Really?

1205
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:15,280
Yeah.

1206
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:19,280
Like it's because like everything else I've seen him in.

1207
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:22,280
Like I mean, I've seen him in Dune.

1208
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:29,280
I've seen him in Don't Look Up and a couple other things, too.

1209
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,280
Oh, Little Women.

1210
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:33,280
Yeah.

1211
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:38,280
So like those movies, he didn't have very much personality.

1212
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:41,280
He was always like very bland and dry.

1213
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:52,280
And the stuff that I've seen him in in terms of like SNL, I'm like, it seems like he's trying a little too hard to like show off a personality.

1214
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:53,280
Yeah.

1215
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:58,280
All of that was just freaking squashed with this one.

1216
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:03,280
I was like, dude, he is fan, tastic.

1217
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:07,280
And the fact that he sings everything himself, bro.

1218
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,280
Right.

1219
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,280
Yeah, dude, I'm on the same page as Caleb.

1220
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:17,280
Like I was never I've never been on board the Timothy Chalamet train because Dune bored the shit out of me.

1221
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:22,280
Like not his performance was all right.

1222
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,280
And I blame that probably on the script.

1223
01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:26,280
But yeah, I found the movie boring as hell.

1224
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:33,280
Little Women, he wasn't enough for me to get in a good, I guess, impression of him.

1225
01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:38,280
And so like, I feel that this was my first true impression of Timothy Chalamet.

1226
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:40,280
I get it now.

1227
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,280
I completely get it.

1228
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:45,280
Like this kid can freaking act.

1229
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:47,280
He can sing.

1230
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:54,280
He like I truly think Gene Wilder would be proud with his interpretation of Willy Wonka.

1231
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:58,280
He knocked it out of the frickin park.

1232
01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:02,280
Yeah, he killed it.

1233
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:05,280
Like, yeah, I'm with you.

1234
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:09,280
Like, I never saw like the appeal with him.

1235
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,280
And people were just like, oh, he's so funny.

1236
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:13,280
Like, has a great personality.

1237
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:16,280
I'm like, does he, though?

1238
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:20,280
And I'm sure he does like in his personal life.

1239
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:29,280
But I mean, I was going to say the like the interview, all the interviews I've seen from Wonka, he seems like such a nice guy.

1240
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:31,280
Like, I would love to meet him in person.

1241
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:34,280
He seems like such a chill guy.

1242
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:41,280
Yeah. And dude, he it wasn't even like I it didn't take very long for me to frickin love his character.

1243
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:50,280
Like it took me barely five minutes of him being on screen before I was like, I'm in.

1244
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:51,280
Yeah.

1245
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:57,280
Like it was the first like I think it was the first song that I was like, dude, like shit.

1246
01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:59,280
Right. Yeah.

1247
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:02,280
Dude, frickin strong start, sir.

1248
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:08,280
I find it funny that just because unfortunately, a lot of audiences do not love musicals.

1249
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:16,280
Like it's not their cup of tea. And so the way that they have to advertise these movies, they don't have to.

1250
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:19,280
They can't really advertise that they're a full blown musical.

1251
01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:28,280
And, you know, looking back at, you know, this trailer, the Mean Girls trailer, especially because you're really not seeing a lot of music in that one, even though it's a musical adaptation.

1252
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:32,280
It's an adaptation of the musical from Broadway.

1253
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:47,280
You kind of have to trick audiences these days into getting into their seats and they don't find out that it's a musical until the movie's already started, which is unfortunate because like it sucks that, you know, like I get musicals aren't for everyone.

1254
01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:51,280
They're my absolute favorite thing. Like next to horror movies. That's my shit.

1255
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:56,280
I absolutely love musicals and I'm glad this and I'm glad that Caleb's on board with musicals as well.

1256
01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:59,280
I don't know how much he was before he met me.

1257
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:02,280
I'm not very, not very at all.

1258
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:12,280
I, there were, there were maybe a small handful of musicals that I actually enjoyed watching.

1259
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:21,280
Now there is a much larger list and it's gotten me thinking like, do I actually like musicals?

1260
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:29,280
Maybe it was just like, maybe it's just because I've like seen some shitty ones and maybe that's what's like turned me off.

1261
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:34,280
But the ones that I've been watching lately have been like really good.

1262
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:39,280
Because I mean any musical that we've done on the show like I've enjoyed.

1263
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:42,280
Good. No, see, I love hearing that.

1264
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:56,280
It's crazy that, you know, audiences have to be tricked nowadays into going to see musicals. But I hope that when they do actually watch them that they do really appreciate how good most of them are nowadays.

1265
01:33:56,280 --> 01:34:03,280
And Wonka is freaking up there for, for, sorry.

1266
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,280
Wonka is freaking up there when it comes to musicals for me.

1267
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:12,280
And the fact that this is an original musical like this isn't a Broadway adaptation, nothing like that.

1268
01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:20,280
These are original songs, original ideas that have, you know, never been told just blows my mind.

1269
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:26,280
Yeah, I can't wait to get into the music because I have some like some thoughts on it.

1270
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:28,280
Yes.

1271
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:31,280
But yeah, getting back to the cast.

1272
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:45,280
I think we can both agree. Number one is going to Timothy Chalamet. Oh, absolutely. Okay. God. So let's hear what your two, three and four are going to be.

1273
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:47,280
Okay.

1274
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:49,280
Number two.

1275
01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:54,280
I got to give it to Cala, Cala. What, how do we say her name.

1276
01:34:54,280 --> 01:35:00,280
I'm just going to guess that it's Cala. Cala. Sorry. Thank you. Cala Lane who played noodle.

1277
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,280
Wow.

1278
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,280
Amazing performance.

1279
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:22,280
Like I said earlier, the brother sister dynamic that is created throughout between her and Wonka is so genuine. And it just makes you smile throughout and I feel when it truly comes to fruition with the song.

1280
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:27,280
What is it, I don't think it's called life doesn't seem so bad.

1281
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:32,280
It's her, you know, talk about how he's like the only good thing that has ever happened to her.

1282
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:35,280
It's such a great song and it's so sentimental.

1283
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:48,280
But just, there's that just watching their relationship build throughout. And when we get to the finale of her finding her mom, and, you know, her having a part ways with Willy Wonka.

1284
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:59,280
It just, it feels, you're sad by it, but it feels so right that he was able to do such a genuinely beautiful thing for her.

1285
01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:02,280
Yeah.

1286
01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:04,280
So,

1287
01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:15,280
I was just looking through the soundtrack real quick. I think the one that you're thinking of is for a moment.

1288
01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:19,280
That's what it is. Thank you.

1289
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,280
Number three.

1290
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:27,280
God everyone is just so good.

1291
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:30,280
I think number three.

1292
01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:43,280
I'm going to give to Patterson Joseph, who played slug worth loved his performance he added, I feel like it's a very with both adaptations I feel he's a one very one note character.

1293
01:36:43,280 --> 01:36:54,280
And this one he actually does give him a little bit of depth he's still kind of the same. He's, he's still a very sleazy guy. Yeah, well he's someone that you love to hate. Exactly.

1294
01:36:54,280 --> 01:37:08,280
And, and I feel Patterson Joseph just like makes that even more apparent and does an amazing job with that and frickin like he's my favorite out of the cartel.

1295
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:20,280
All of them are so frickin good but he is the standout. He is just absolutely amazing, and I loved every single time the slug worth was on screen.

1296
01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:24,280
And then,

1297
01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:40,280
I think just because I enjoy he's not in it a lot but I just enjoyed his performance enough that I think number four I'll give to Hugh Grant, who played lofty slash Oompa Loompa.

1298
01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:43,280
What he brought to the character.

1299
01:37:43,280 --> 01:38:01,280
I really enjoyed the moments that he had with Willy Wonka were genuinely really funny, especially the ending when Wonka singing pure imagination to him. And he keeps calming to like when wonka is just like come with me he's like okay where, and you'll be in a

1300
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:07,280
world of pure imagination he's just like it's a ruined castle.

1301
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:13,280
It's just so great. It's, it's moments like that. I'm just like okay.

1302
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:18,280
Like, I really appreciate you grant this role.

1303
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:24,280
So, yeah, that would be my top four. Yeah, I'm right there with you.

1304
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:30,280
Yeah, definitely given my number two to Cala.

1305
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:39,280
I love what she said I thought her dynamic with with Wonka was perfection.

1306
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:43,280
Like it was it was said, it was so sweet.

1307
01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:46,280
And I loved it.

1308
01:38:46,280 --> 01:38:56,280
My number three. On the other hand, I think I'm going to give to

1309
01:38:56,280 --> 01:39:00,280
you, even as Mrs scrub it.

1310
01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:03,280
I loved her.

1311
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:08,280
Like, she was just so diabolical.

1312
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:14,280
I'm just like every time she was on I'm just like, gosh, you are the worst.

1313
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:18,280
But it's such like in an in an endearing way.

1314
01:39:18,280 --> 01:39:23,280
Yeah, that I was, I had a hard time like hating her.

1315
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:26,280
Yeah, she's amazing.

1316
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:43,280
Yeah, my number four, though I am going to be with you I'm giving it to Patterson Joseph, he knocked it out of the park, he was someone, again, another character that was just, I love to hate.

1317
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:55,280
And his performance like his, how, how often he was just taken aback by things I was like, like, just over the top. I loved it.

1318
01:39:55,280 --> 01:40:07,280
He's just someone. Yeah. Like I said, love to hate. Like I thought he was such like the character is such a douche. But, like, again, in an endearing way.

1319
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:17,280
Dude, the fact that they were going to drown Wonka and noodle in chocolate is so messed up.

1320
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:21,280
Like, oh my god.

1321
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:36,280
I know it was super messed up but like, like, I get like, you know, like, the same thing almost happens with Augustus and Willy Wonka so I'm wondering if freaking Wonka got flashbacks.

1322
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:39,280
Well, I've been here before.

1323
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:43,280
Yep.

1324
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:47,280
Yeah, I thought that was so funny.

1325
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:55,280
Dude, I gotta say I love the little nods to shit that you saw in Willy Wonka.

1326
01:40:55,280 --> 01:41:01,280
Yes, like I love how the, like the incorporation of the golden ticket.

1327
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:08,280
Like that was, that was just beautifully done.

1328
01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:13,280
Like being able to like eating the environment.

1329
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:20,280
Like that was frickin awesome like when he first opened the shop.

1330
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:27,280
Yeah, like just all those little nods like they were great.

1331
01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:32,280
That's my top three. Hugh Grant is a very close number five though.

1332
01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:35,280
All right. Love it.

1333
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:36,280
Yeah.

1334
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:40,280
All right. So where are you sitting with acting.

1335
01:41:40,280 --> 01:41:44,280
It's just so freaking good.

1336
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:48,280
I think, acting.

1337
01:41:48,280 --> 01:42:00,280
Because I feel like there, there are certain members of the Laundrette. There's only like two characters that like, just kind of bring it down for me a little bit.

1338
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:05,280
So I think acting I'm going to be sitting at a 94.

1339
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:12,280
Yeah, I was actually sitting a couple points lower I'm sitting like 92.

1340
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:18,280
I mean, the the people that I had issues with.

1341
01:42:18,280 --> 01:42:23,280
Like even with like taking in consideration like Keegan Michael Key's character.

1342
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:30,280
I didn't think that that character is fully necessary, but I enjoyed his performance. Yeah.

1343
01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:36,280
And I think that just has more to do with my, my appreciation for Keegan Michael Key.

1344
01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:46,280
No, seriously like spoiler for the music but just I feel it's like the way that he performs it. The, the sweet tooth song.

1345
01:42:46,280 --> 01:43:00,280
The ending when he's just like keep your wretched chocolates and Slugworth is he offers them 1800 boxes, and it's like the music just cuts he's just like, oh, done.

1346
01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:02,280
It's just so good.

1347
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:06,280
Yeah.

1348
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:20,280
So yeah I. Yeah, no one brought it down a lot. Yeah. If any it was like super minor extras. Yeah, I can yeah I can agree with that.

1349
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:34,280
All right, moving on over to character development, which this is one that was done really well, I won't, I'm not going to say it was top tier, but it was done well.

1350
01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:54,280
Yeah, I agree. Um, yeah for like a Willy Wonka origin, like, this is pretty damn solid like seeing how you know he, he has so many ideas so many ambitions what he wants his chocolate to be when we first join him.

1351
01:43:54,280 --> 01:44:13,280
Like how he literally says in the song in the first song, all he has to offer is his chocolate and seeing him go through so many hurdles throughout like, you know, trying to sell his chocolate at first it doesn't work out.

1352
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:35,280
And then becoming frickin a prisoner of Mrs scrub it with with what happened with him for the room and board, and just watching throughout him, trying to expose his chocolate to how to however many people that he can to work up to eventually getting a chocolate shop.

1353
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:54,280
And you think that like when he's at his highest. It all comes crashing down again. And then after that, we do, he does you know like get built back up, but I feel that that actually like kind of took me by surprise that we see all this build up to him finally

1354
01:44:54,280 --> 01:45:04,280
getting a chocolate shop he gets it but then he gets put right back to ground zero. And I feel that that it surprised me so much that I actually appreciated that.

1355
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:11,280
Yeah, it's almost like where he was starting off on the ground floor and then building up.

1356
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:27,280
And then it's that emotional hit just took him even lower than he was like starting out and challenged him and his, his thoughts and just his dreams.

1357
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:35,280
And I, I really liked that take on him, where he was.

1358
01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:56,280
He was pining for something that wasn't truly attainable with it being like him expecting his mother to like appear, whatever or whatever his idea of her keeping her promise was.

1359
01:45:56,280 --> 01:46:13,280
And then with when that didn't happen with this shop. And I think he was already kind of like down because of that and then just the, the whole blow up with the shop is is freaking crazy.

1360
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:30,280
I really, I really like that and then again it challenged his, his dreams and his beliefs and and everything, and he was able to overcome that. Yes. And like I said it's not top tier but it is, it's damn good.

1361
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:32,280
Yeah.

1362
01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:36,280
Like this is somewhere I I'm sitting.

1363
01:46:36,280 --> 01:46:40,280
Maybe around like an 87.

1364
01:46:40,280 --> 01:46:47,280
Really good. I think I'm just gonna be a little higher than you had an 89.

1365
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,280
Fair enough.

1366
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:55,280
Definitely doesn't crack 90s, but yeah, still super solid.

1367
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:59,280
All right, next up we got effects.

1368
01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:05,280
This was, dude, I didn't see it in IMAX but this was a stunning movie.

1369
01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:10,280
Yeah, dude, frickin.

1370
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:21,280
Seeing this in XD with like the last 10 minutes of how the factories being built around him. Just, oh my god just chef's kiss it was so beautiful.

1371
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:24,280
Yeah, it looked incredible.

1372
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:30,280
Oh my gosh, dude, we got to talk about that damn giraffe.

1373
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:40,280
True that I don't know if that was a fully CGI giraffe or what the case was with that. That looked straight up real.

1374
01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:43,280
Dude, yeah, that really did.

1375
01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:47,280
And it always looked real too. Yeah, even when.

1376
01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:53,280
Sorry, no, I was just saying like it even then, like, in motion. It looked real.

1377
01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:56,280
Yeah, dude, seriously yeah when it's running through.

1378
01:47:56,280 --> 01:48:05,280
I don't know what it's called like the Cathedral. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah, the Cathedral. Yeah, doesn't look fake one bit.

1379
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:17,280
Yeah, that's amazing my frickin mind. Yeah, it looks so good. I was, I was really expecting it to look fake.

1380
01:48:17,280 --> 01:48:30,280
But at some point I was like okay it's going to make some face it's it's it's going to do something to make it look fake, and it did not. Yeah, a little bit. No, not not one bit.

1381
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:40,280
Just, oh my god, just like, what do you think of the, the effect for the Oompa Loompa like the motion capture that they did.

1382
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:44,280
I mean it looked okay.

1383
01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:54,280
So like the biggest thing that I'd have to say about the effects with this film is nothing felt out of place.

1384
01:48:54,280 --> 01:49:17,280
Like nothing felt like it was overly rubbery, like you, you definitely have those moments where it's like oh yeah this is like damn near pure CGI. Yeah, but there was enough real elements in it to distract from those things that looked overly rubbery.

1385
01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:24,280
I agree, like the scene where he's singing.

1386
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:28,280
Oh my god, a world of your own, I think that's what it's called.

1387
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:32,280
I think that I would know these, I should know these songs.

1388
01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:52,280
When he's singing that when he opens his chocolate shop, and you see Willy Wonka like you know jumping to one cloud to another which like you could definitely tell that you know like they, they look, I don't know, I don't know if you want to say fake but like they definitely

1389
01:49:52,280 --> 01:50:09,280
don't look like real clouds because you know they're made of cotton candy. But it's just like those kind of aesthetics, the way that they incorporate him, like, I guess like playing with his candy throughout that whole song, song, the effects of like how amazing the candy looked

1390
01:50:09,280 --> 01:50:11,280
throughout this movie.

1391
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:17,280
Just freaking were incredible to me, just amazing.

1392
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:22,280
Yeah, I mean they were fantastic.

1393
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:34,280
And, yeah, honestly, spoiler alert, I think a world of your own was one of my favorite songs that fair. It's, oh my god.

1394
01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:37,280
It is so good.

1395
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:42,280
Yeah, um, but yeah, freaking.

1396
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:53,280
I can't think of a single thing that I was just like unimpressed with in terms of the effects because it's like, like I said, they had enough real elements about it.

1397
01:50:53,280 --> 01:50:56,280
That made it.

1398
01:50:56,280 --> 01:51:00,280
That enhanced it. Yes.

1399
01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:06,280
I would, I cannot wait for the behind the scenes stuff to come out with this film.

1400
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:08,280
Yes, absolutely.

1401
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:19,280
This is what I cannot wait to see how they how they did this because I do not believe for a single second that a majority of this was CGI.

1402
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:22,280
A lot of it. A lot of it was.

1403
01:51:22,280 --> 01:51:25,280
Yeah, I feel like a majority was practical.

1404
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:28,280
Yeah, I agree.

1405
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:38,280
Or at least if a majority of it wasn't practical, the important things were practical. Yes.

1406
01:51:38,280 --> 01:51:49,280
I mean, and then obvious I mean you definitely got stuff that's like okay yeah he's very obviously on like wires and stuff which who cares, like that stuff.

1407
01:51:49,280 --> 01:52:02,280
With a character like this, you expect kind of that, that level of gracefulness that you can only achieve through wire work.

1408
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:08,280
Yeah, I do. Yeah, like the scene where him and noodle are like dancing in the zoo.

1409
01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:19,280
Like the whole like balloons, stuff like that. Yeah, like definitely could tell her some wire work there but like like you said with with a character like Willy Wonka, it makes complete sense.

1410
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:30,280
Yeah, it's just they they built it up in a way, and I think it like a big shout out has to be thrown to the first song.

1411
01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:44,280
The hat full of dreams that set the tone perfectly for what this film was going to be because it used wire work, it used practical effects, it used everything that this movie was going to utilize.

1412
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:46,280
Yes.

1413
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:55,280
So I mean, the biggest of shout outs there, so I, I'm pretty damn high on this one as well.

1414
01:52:55,280 --> 01:52:58,280
But how high. That's the true question.

1415
01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:03,280
I think I'm sitting at a pretty sturdy 94.

1416
01:53:03,280 --> 01:53:07,280
I think like everything about this like wire work.

1417
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:18,280
And whatever was practical worked really worked really well and in line with the things that were probably CGI. Yeah.

1418
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:29,280
But nothing stood out enough where I'm not completely able to call out what was CGI, and what was practical.

1419
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:42,280
I think just the way that the ending of how the chocolate shop is being built for how much that just had me in awe and just smiling just how incredible that looked, I think I got to be slightly higher than you.

1420
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:45,280
So I think I'm going to be at a 96.

1421
01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:51,280
Fair enough. Fair enough.

1422
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:57,280
All right, next up we got music and Barrow.

1423
01:53:57,280 --> 01:54:04,280
The shit. Yeah, there is not one song in this soundtrack that I don't like.

1424
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:16,280
Like, I've been listening to this song soundtrack nonstop since I saw this movie which I saw this on opening weekend, December, what was the 15th that it came out.

1425
01:54:16,280 --> 01:54:26,280
I will catch myself listening to the soundtrack at least once a day, and I do not skip over any song. Even the sad one. The sorry noodle song. I don't skip over it because it's still a good song.

1426
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:36,280
It's the one song that I didn't 100% care for, but it was still a catchy tune, and that's like sweet tooth.

1427
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:41,280
Really, yeah, that was the one song that didn't quite do it for me.

1428
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:45,280
But I still appreciate its catchiness. Yeah.

1429
01:54:45,280 --> 01:54:57,280
So I mean that my person, this is just one that my personal feelings about the song vary from how I feel about how the song worked in this film.

1430
01:54:57,280 --> 01:55:02,280
Me, you don't have the hots for chocks.

1431
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:20,280
My biggest complaint about musicals is every song sounds similar to the previous song, with the exception of like maybe one or two.

1432
01:55:20,280 --> 01:55:28,280
This one, every single song felt like its own entity.

1433
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:37,280
And exactly, I cannot praise the soundtrack enough for being able to pull that off.

1434
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:40,280
Like, holy shit.

1435
01:55:40,280 --> 01:55:46,280
Because like with others, like you can usually catch like they have the same tune.

1436
01:55:46,280 --> 01:55:59,280
It's just like it's the same tune as like a previous song, just like reworded a little bit. And there were a couple like times where there was like a reprisal of its of certain songs.

1437
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:01,280
Yeah.

1438
01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:07,280
But overall, I mean the big musical numbers.

1439
01:56:07,280 --> 01:56:17,280
You can't frickin beat how like original those were. Each song felt like an original tune.

1440
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:24,280
And I loved that. I mean, obviously not counting pure imagination, but still in Oompa Loompa.

1441
01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:30,280
But, dude, this soundtrack was the shit.

1442
01:56:30,280 --> 01:56:32,280
So good.

1443
01:56:32,280 --> 01:56:39,280
Yeah. So I have zero issue given this a 10 out of 10.

1444
01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:40,280
Yes.

1445
01:56:40,280 --> 01:56:42,280
Oh, that makes me so happy.

1446
01:56:42,280 --> 01:56:52,280
What's crazy too is after I left this movie, it wasn't necessarily pure imagination that was stuck in my head. It was a frickin a world of our own.

1447
01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:55,280
That's fair. I've actually heard a lot of people say the same thing.

1448
01:56:55,280 --> 01:56:59,280
Yeah, that's frickin nuts.

1449
01:56:59,280 --> 01:57:03,280
Because pure imagination is a frickin banger.

1450
01:57:03,280 --> 01:57:05,280
True that.

1451
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:11,280
I think the one that's like stuck in my head for weeks has been half full of dreams. I don't know what it is about that one.

1452
01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:17,280
That's a damn good song too. That is a damn good song.

1453
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:25,280
Yeah, there's not are not many songs in there. There aren't there aren't any songs in this that don't work.

1454
01:57:25,280 --> 01:57:26,280
Yeah.

1455
01:57:26,280 --> 01:57:31,280
And not having not only one, but two.

1456
01:57:31,280 --> 01:57:36,280
And for you, three songs that are all catchy.

1457
01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:39,280
Like, bro.

1458
01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:43,280
Yeah, just so good. So good.

1459
01:57:43,280 --> 01:57:49,280
Yeah. So I have no problems giving that a solid 10.

1460
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:52,280
All right. Next up, we got costumes.

1461
01:57:52,280 --> 01:58:03,280
And so we got like the two main ones, one being Willy Wonka's outfit and the other being the design of the Oompa Loompa.

1462
01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:09,280
Which I mean, I get why the Oompa Loompa is not wearing his classic outfit from the first Willy Wonka.

1463
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:13,280
You know, I'm sure that wasn't established until years later into it.

1464
01:58:13,280 --> 01:58:22,280
And I don't even I don't think that this is a true connection between the Gene Wilder one. It's kind of a looser connection, which totally OK with that.

1465
01:58:22,280 --> 01:58:24,280
Don't got anything wrong with that.

1466
01:58:24,280 --> 01:58:33,280
So the fact that, you know, like we see how the Oompa Loompas look on Loompa land, like all of their outfits are the word uniform.

1467
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:40,280
That makes complete sense. But then when Lofty goes out on his own, on his own, you know, he changes it up.

1468
01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:46,280
He's he's a lot more fancier dressed. So it makes sense.

1469
01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:52,280
But frickin Wonka's outfit in this. Oh, my God. Fantastic.

1470
01:58:52,280 --> 01:58:56,280
Like, it's it's like Gene Wilder's.

1471
01:58:56,280 --> 01:59:05,280
But like, say, like, if I don't want to say Willy Wonka was poor, but it kind of does feel like that.

1472
01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:08,280
Yeah. I mean, you got to take that into consideration, though.

1473
01:59:08,280 --> 01:59:14,280
Yeah, that's true. Like, this is very much.

1474
01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:19,280
Willy Wonka pre legendary status. Yeah, that's true.

1475
01:59:19,280 --> 01:59:29,280
So like you freaking got the classic hat, you know, just overcoat, just like it all works perfectly, in my opinion.

1476
01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:34,280
Like they knocked it out of the park with how Willy Wonka looks.

1477
01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:43,280
Yeah. I mean, and just comparing this, I mean, I love that they matched the the color scheme and everything.

1478
01:59:43,280 --> 01:59:46,280
They matched the hair. Yes.

1479
01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:50,280
So, I mean, there's not a lot that doesn't fit with that.

1480
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:56,280
I mean, you got the same kind of color scheme, though, in terms of like his outfit.

1481
01:59:56,280 --> 02:00:00,280
That is true. Like, I think in the.

1482
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:11,280
In the movie, it's kind of like purple ish like outfit with the white overalls, and you kind of have that same.

1483
02:00:11,280 --> 02:00:22,280
Color. Like the the the I mean, facially, like you got the like the orange with the white eyebrows,

1484
02:00:22,280 --> 02:00:29,280
the the bright green hair like there's yeah, I mean, they freaking nailed it. Yeah.

1485
02:00:29,280 --> 02:00:37,280
Like I think and we talked about this earlier, I think the only real issue that we had was maybe the size.

1486
02:00:37,280 --> 02:00:41,280
Yeah, like I don't know.

1487
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:47,280
The Oompa Loompas were never this small in the original Willy Wonka, which like I don't know.

1488
02:00:47,280 --> 02:00:53,280
It definitely seems like a loose prequel to the original Gene Wilder one.

1489
02:00:53,280 --> 02:01:06,280
So I guess, you know, make you wanting to make these changes, these little changes, but I would have liked to see the Oompa Loompas still looking the same size as they did in the original.

1490
02:01:06,280 --> 02:01:11,280
I mean, and we talked about this a little bit, too. I think the.

1491
02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:14,280
They should have gone.

1492
02:01:14,280 --> 02:01:21,280
With with a little person for the Oompa Loompa. Yes, absolutely.

1493
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:29,280
Like you could have kept the height difference and everything like the size, but I think.

1494
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:38,280
Yeah, I think they needed to go the little person route. I think that would have been more authentic to the Gene Wilder version.

1495
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:45,280
Agreed. I mean, not not discounting the Hugh Grant's performance like he was great.

1496
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:49,280
But it would have been something I would have liked to see.

1497
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:54,280
And yeah, if they went that direction, they wouldn't have had to spend.

1498
02:01:54,280 --> 02:01:59,280
I'm assuming a decent amount on the motion capture that they had to do for Hugh Grant.

1499
02:01:59,280 --> 02:02:03,280
Probably a solid amount. Yeah, because that shit ain't cheap.

1500
02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:10,280
Nope. Yeah, but.

1501
02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:17,280
Gosh, I mean, this the costumes kind of have everything that you're looking for, like a solid silhouette.

1502
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:22,280
Iconic outfit, I think I'm not at a 10 with this, though.

1503
02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:25,280
Yeah, I'm not either. I can agree with that.

1504
02:02:25,280 --> 02:02:30,280
I'm probably either strong eight or really weak nine.

1505
02:02:30,280 --> 02:02:36,280
I think I'm going to agree. I think I'm at a strong eight as well. Strong eight.

1506
02:02:36,280 --> 02:02:42,280
All right. Last up, we got our own personal scores. All right. Who's going first?

1507
02:02:42,280 --> 02:02:48,280
You pick. Coin flip. I'm just kidding.

1508
02:02:48,280 --> 02:02:56,280
I'll go first. God, I love this movie.

1509
02:02:56,280 --> 02:03:03,280
As you can see from see from our scores, both Caleb and I really, really enjoyed this movie.

1510
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:07,280
The cast is amazing. Timothy Chalme.

1511
02:03:07,280 --> 02:03:12,280
Guy was incredible as Willy Wonka. This is his best performance I've ever seen.

1512
02:03:12,280 --> 02:03:17,280
And like I said, I'm finally on the Timothy Chalme train. I get it. I finally get it.

1513
02:03:17,280 --> 02:03:23,280
The music is incredible. Every single song is a toe tapper.

1514
02:03:23,280 --> 02:03:30,280
Even if I guess, OK, maybe minus some that, you know, like are like the meant to be genuinely sad songs.

1515
02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:37,280
I don't think you're going to be wanting to tap your foot to sorry noodle.

1516
02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:42,280
But yeah, the music is great. The supporting cast is great.

1517
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:53,280
Just this is a it's an origin movie that I feel none of us asked for, but I'm so glad that we got it because I just love this movie so much.

1518
02:03:53,280 --> 02:04:02,280
I know we didn't do our top movies of last year of twenty twenty three, but this actually was this like easily became my number one of twenty twenty three.

1519
02:04:02,280 --> 02:04:10,280
I loved Wonka. So personal score.

1520
02:04:10,280 --> 02:04:23,280
I think I'm going to go on ninety seven.

1521
02:04:23,280 --> 02:04:30,280
Damn, I loved this movie.

1522
02:04:30,280 --> 02:04:35,280
Oh, shit.

1523
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:42,280
OK. All right. I.

1524
02:04:42,280 --> 02:04:48,280
I am not at a ninety seven, but I did very much love this movie.

1525
02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:53,280
I'm sitting at a ninety one. OK, then it's going to be a difference.

1526
02:04:53,280 --> 02:04:58,280
Yeah. Oh, don't get me wrong. I love this movie.

1527
02:04:58,280 --> 02:05:09,280
It was fantastic. Yeah, I mean, it hit all the right notes for me.

1528
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:15,280
I had I had a good time with it, but it's just it's.

1529
02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:23,280
This is one that I am definitely going to like re-explore, and it's one that I'm probably going to do a deep dive in terms of like the production of this.

1530
02:05:23,280 --> 02:05:30,280
Like, I cannot wait to see the production of this film.

1531
02:05:30,280 --> 02:05:37,280
Yeah. So, yeah, Sam, ninety seven. Are you saying you like this movie?

1532
02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:41,280
Yeah, I think that's exactly what Rose is saying there.

1533
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:45,280
Very much so. Yeah, I'm with you.

1534
02:05:45,280 --> 02:05:56,280
Like, do you twenty twenty three has been a solid move or year for movies to. Yeah, like, I hope twenty twenty four is just as solid.

1535
02:05:56,280 --> 02:06:00,280
I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Yeah, you and me both.

1536
02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:13,280
But yeah, so I yeah, like I said, I can't personally justify giving it a ninety seven, but I am definitely within the nineties sitting at a ninety one.

1537
02:06:13,280 --> 02:06:19,280
All right. Yeah. All right.

1538
02:06:19,280 --> 02:06:24,280
With that, that wraps up this week's breakdown.

1539
02:06:24,280 --> 02:06:31,280
So going through these scores real quick, starting off with story.

1540
02:06:31,280 --> 02:06:37,280
We are sitting at a ninety four point five.

1541
02:06:37,280 --> 02:06:43,280
The writing is sitting at a ninety one point five.

1542
02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:47,280
Acting is sitting at a ninety three.

1543
02:06:47,280 --> 02:06:57,280
The character development is I want to say our lowest category sitting at in eighty eight.

1544
02:06:57,280 --> 02:07:07,280
Then our effects is got a pretty decent bumps in ninety five.

1545
02:07:07,280 --> 02:07:10,280
The music is sitting at a ten out of ten.

1546
02:07:10,280 --> 02:07:19,280
The costumes is sitting at an eight out of ten and the personal score ended up averaging to a ninety four.

1547
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:30,280
So with that, the final Albrose letter grade for Wonka has come out to a.

1548
02:07:30,280 --> 02:07:35,280
A minus. Yes.

1549
02:07:35,280 --> 02:07:39,280
Yeah. And a pretty, pretty sturdy one.

1550
02:07:39,280 --> 02:07:43,280
It's definitely middle of the road sitting at a ninety two point six two.

1551
02:07:43,280 --> 02:07:51,280
OK. Which I mean, in terms of like the A minus movies, like that's not bad.

1552
02:07:51,280 --> 02:07:55,280
Yeah. Hell, yeah. Yeah.

1553
02:07:55,280 --> 02:07:59,280
So, jeez, this is probably so boring.

1554
02:07:59,280 --> 02:08:09,280
Sorry. I was I was having a frickin bitch of a time trying to find this.

1555
02:08:09,280 --> 02:08:18,280
All right. So Wonka sitting at an A minus ninety two point six two percent

1556
02:08:18,280 --> 02:08:24,280
puts it on the exact same level as last night in SoHo.

1557
02:08:24,280 --> 02:08:29,280
Wow. OK. Yeah. Hell, yeah.

1558
02:08:29,280 --> 02:08:35,280
There are going to be some hurt feelings with this rank.

1559
02:08:35,280 --> 02:08:40,280
Do you want to see here what it's below or what it's above first?

1560
02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:43,280
I kind of want to hear it's above.

1561
02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:45,280
There's all right.

1562
02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:49,280
I'm coming off real frickin hot.

1563
02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:54,280
Oh, this is sitting above.

1564
02:08:54,280 --> 02:08:57,280
Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse.

1565
02:08:57,280 --> 02:09:02,280
Oh, shit.

1566
02:09:02,280 --> 02:09:06,280
Oh, dude, we are going to get some frickin fire comments from that.

1567
02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:10,280
Oh, yeah. Because people have already written this movie off as trash.

1568
02:09:10,280 --> 02:09:13,280
What? That's what I feel like.

1569
02:09:13,280 --> 02:09:20,280
I have I have not seen a very positive views on this movie.

1570
02:09:20,280 --> 02:09:23,280
And people can go eat it. Yeah.

1571
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:29,280
Right. I am glad, though, to see that it is actually doing decently at the box office.

1572
02:09:29,280 --> 02:09:37,280
I think it's a it's about to cross four hundred million, which a lot of people were expecting it to be a box office bomb.

1573
02:09:37,280 --> 02:09:40,280
So I'm very happy about that.

1574
02:09:40,280 --> 02:09:44,280
It's almost I hope that it can make it to the century mark.

1575
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:46,280
Hope it can make it five hundred million. Yeah.

1576
02:09:46,280 --> 02:09:49,280
You and me both. All right.

1577
02:09:49,280 --> 02:09:52,280
It is also sitting above Joker.

1578
02:09:52,280 --> 02:09:59,280
Oh, shit. Dude, it is it's high.

1579
02:09:59,280 --> 02:10:02,280
Oh, I'm very happy about this.

1580
02:10:02,280 --> 02:10:06,280
It is also sitting above the Bob's Burgers movie.

1581
02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:09,280
OK. OK with that.

1582
02:10:09,280 --> 02:10:14,280
Then it is above Elvis.

1583
02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:18,280
OK. And then it is above the Eternals.

1584
02:10:18,280 --> 02:10:20,280
All right. That's fair.

1585
02:10:20,280 --> 02:10:23,280
Yeah. Go in the opposite direction.

1586
02:10:23,280 --> 02:10:28,280
It is sitting below Black Panther Wakanda forever.

1587
02:10:28,280 --> 02:10:33,280
OK. It is below Encanto.

1588
02:10:33,280 --> 02:10:38,280
OK. It is below Avengers Infinity War.

1589
02:10:38,280 --> 02:10:44,280
Fair. And it is below Avengers Endgame.

1590
02:10:44,280 --> 02:10:47,280
All right. That's fair.

1591
02:10:47,280 --> 02:10:49,280
I can agree with all those.

1592
02:10:49,280 --> 02:10:53,280
Oh, and then one more. It's below.

1593
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:57,280
It's below Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.

1594
02:10:57,280 --> 02:10:59,280
OK.

1595
02:10:59,280 --> 02:11:06,280
So I mean, the below it's like it's below what it's below.

1596
02:11:06,280 --> 02:11:09,280
It's like, yeah, like that tracks above.

1597
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:13,280
It's like, shit. But can you disagree?

1598
02:11:13,280 --> 02:11:16,280
Exactly.

1599
02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:24,280
Oh, shit. I cannot wait to release that video.

1600
02:11:24,280 --> 02:11:27,280
Oh, dude, that's going to be amazing.

1601
02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:30,280
Top comment. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

1602
02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:34,280
Dude, no joke. No freaking joke.

1603
02:11:34,280 --> 02:11:37,280
Holy shit.

1604
02:11:37,280 --> 02:11:41,280
Dude, I don't know if Vick still watches the Vick still listen to our episodes.

1605
02:11:41,280 --> 02:11:44,280
Do you know? Maybe.

1606
02:11:44,280 --> 02:11:54,280
OK. I would be so curious to find out his opinion when he finds out that wonk is wearing tired into the spider.

1607
02:11:54,280 --> 02:11:58,280
Dude, I hope that we get messages about it.

1608
02:11:58,280 --> 02:12:00,280
I hope so, too.

1609
02:12:00,280 --> 02:12:01,280
I really do.

1610
02:12:01,280 --> 02:12:08,280
Yeah. So, oh, my gosh, I'm so pumped.

1611
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:10,280
All right.

1612
02:12:10,280 --> 02:12:15,280
Hell yeah. All right. Well, I say that that's going to wrap up this episode.

1613
02:12:15,280 --> 02:12:18,280
Unless, Caleb, you got anything else you want to say?

1614
02:12:18,280 --> 02:12:20,280
Nope. All right.

1615
02:12:20,280 --> 02:12:26,280
Well, if you guys liked what you heard, you want to hear more from us, be sure to follow and subscribe to us wherever you listen to podcasts.

1616
02:12:26,280 --> 02:12:28,280
We are damn near everywhere.

1617
02:12:28,280 --> 02:12:34,280
Spotify, Google Podcast, I Heart Radio, all that fun stuff.

1618
02:12:34,280 --> 02:12:41,280
If you prefer to listen to your podcasting episodes on YouTube, you can also find us there.

1619
02:12:41,280 --> 02:12:48,280
Be sure to check out our social media where you can suggest movies to us, answer our questions of the week, stuff like that.

1620
02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:55,280
We are on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or sorry, X.

1621
02:12:55,280 --> 02:13:02,280
So yeah, so Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. And those are all at the Albrows.

1622
02:13:02,280 --> 02:13:07,280
You can check out our website, tinyurl.com, four slash Albrows.

1623
02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:14,280
And also, if you prefer to get into contact with us through email, you can do so at the Albrows channel at gmail.com.

1624
02:13:14,280 --> 02:13:17,280
And maybe check out our merch store.

1625
02:13:17,280 --> 02:13:19,280
Got some cool shit.

1626
02:13:19,280 --> 02:13:24,280
You guys know that Caleb does amazing designs for these episodes.

1627
02:13:24,280 --> 02:13:28,280
I'm in awe every single week that I see his episode arts.

1628
02:13:28,280 --> 02:13:39,280
So if you want to own some of them, which you should, because all of them are incredible, you can find them at T public dot com forward slash user forward slash the Albrows channel.

1629
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:44,280
Thank you, Sam. Thank you for tuning in. We really appreciate it.

1630
02:13:44,280 --> 02:13:47,280
Yeah, we definitely do.

1631
02:13:47,280 --> 02:13:53,280
Next week on the podcast, we'll be breaking down a movie Caleb has already seen, but I have not yet.

1632
02:13:53,280 --> 02:13:58,280
I'm excited to see it because it's illumination and for the most part, they haven't let me down.

1633
02:13:58,280 --> 02:14:02,280
So we'll be breaking down migration.

1634
02:14:02,280 --> 02:14:04,280
So definitely excited for.

1635
02:14:04,280 --> 02:14:07,280
Wow. Definitely excited to check that one out.

1636
02:14:07,280 --> 02:14:10,280
And so you can look forward to that episode next week.

1637
02:14:10,280 --> 02:14:14,280
But until then, this has been the Albrows podcast. I'm Jonathan and Caleb.

1638
02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:17,280
And we will catch you guys next week.

1639
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:24,280
So long. Daces.

