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And I'm Rose. That's right. I got a haircut. I just wanted you guys to see my forehead.

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It's very shiny right now. So if you're watching us on any of the video outlets, you can see

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my new forehead. What's up everybody? It's me Rose. I love John Wayne Gacy. Go ahead

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We are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible. Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast,

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Rose, if you guys haven't figured it out is out of commission this week. But hopefully

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we'll get him back next week. But this week, all so what we I don't know how to.

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Anyways, you think about it. I'll just let everybody know Rose couldn't handle the heat.

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We were going to talk about a Jesus lion and Rose was like, I don't believe in Jesus. I

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don't believe in lions. This is I will not be on this show. See if DJ will do it or Vic.

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And Vic said, I'll never be on another episode with DJ. And here we are. We're here to talk

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about Jesus lion coming back from the dead crack tables. It's amazing. I definitely didn't

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just finish watching that movie 30 minutes ago.

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Yeah. So yeah, this week, this is our newest segment, the probably the one that's going

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to be most frequent. We got a few movies that we have watched within. So mine are cover

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a couple of weeks because last week we did the 4K spotlight and the talking about the

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teasers. So this week we're talking about what we watched throughout the week. So in

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weekly watch. There you go. What is this called? Yeah. So with that, let's say we get into

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Alrighty. Getting right into weekly watch. I mean, just starting off with what I've I've

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watched on Peacock. They just released Ruby Gilman, Teenage Kraken, and it was no bueno.

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Okay. I was going to say, like even I forgot that that was a thing. And you showing the

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poster reminded me it looks like a skip. Like, did that actually it says coming to theaters.

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Did that really release in theaters? It did have a theatrical release. It didn't seem

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like it was very long. I mean, maybe I may have just missed it. But yeah, I am going

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to be given this movie a nothing better to do. This is basically like, did you ever watch

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Turning Red? Yes. It's basically Turning Red, but with Kraken. Well, you know, with the

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with the hit movie, Luca or whatever, was that Luca? Was that the one where he was a

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fish but he lived on the land or whatever? Yeah, there you go. People love fish people.

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So there you go. You got Ruby Gilman. Yeah, there was like there were so many like things

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that were lining up between Turning Red and this movie. But Turning Red did it way better.

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What is this thing? Because like when you guys did Wish last week, I didn't see Wish,

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but like this movie, I see the poster and immediately think, of course, it was straight

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to where it was video on demand. I thought the same thing about Wish. Like I when you

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guys said it was in theaters, that was shocking to me. Like, is that the new trend of having

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just whatever and just throw it in the theater just to see what happens? I guess. Like this

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was yeah, it was not. It was like they had maybe a handful of good jokes and that was

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it. Like there wasn't very many redeeming factors like that. I mean, there were some

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scenes that looked pretty cool. Just like the animation style was pretty, pretty dope.

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But other than that, like there was not not a lot going for this movie. So she so she's

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a Kraken living on land and she pulls off the whole like people looking at her because

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she's blue and just she just tells everyone that she's Canadian. And I'm like, are you

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kidding me? Like, that's so dumb. All right. Yeah. And then she jumps in the water, turns

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into a big ass crack and that has superpowers and stuff. She meets this mermaid that's apparently

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mermaids are bad guys and crack. And they're like the protectors of the sea. And like it

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was so freaking dumb. Like they had a final like altercation where it was her, her mom

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and her grandmother all teamed up to fight this this mermaid. And I'm like, that's basically

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what happened with turning red. Like she teamed up with her aunts and grandma to like recapture

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her mom. Now, let me ask you, did you watch this movie with your daughter? Yes. And she

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was less than interested. There you go. That is that's it right there. Like because there

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have been a couple of movies that I've been like meh on that have been more kid movies.

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But my nephews have watched it with me and they're like, this is great. And here's why.

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And I'm like, well, all right, fine. I guess I am a million years old now and I don't I

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can't relate to being a teenage crack. And but if you say it's good, I guess it's good.

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But yeah, if how old is your how old is your daughter? She is three, almost four. Yeah,

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this should be right up her alley. Like just crazy fish people doing awesome fish people

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stuff theoretically should love it. Yeah, not not even like on her radar for like I

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turned it on because I was like, the trailers were interesting enough. But yeah, it didn't

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wasn't I imagined her after the movie's over as the credit starts to roll. Look back at

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you and just, Daddy, why? Yeah, no trouble. Yeah. So yeah, given that one and nothing

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better to do. The next movie that I watched was surprisingly a lot better than I thought

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it was going to be. And that's Leo, dude, I heard a I just listened to a podcast with

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the writer of this movie. And like it sounded immediately just hearing him talk about it.

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Like the guy was hilarious. And I was like, and he's been writing with Adam Sandler forever.

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And I was like, Oh, I think I want to see this movie. So I'm glad to hear that it was

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way better than it sounded like it was going to be, dude, my expectations were so low for

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what this was what I thought this was going to be. I had no intention of like of watching

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it, but I needed background noise. And I was like, whatever. Like, I threw it up. I ended

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up like getting so enthralled with this movie because I'm like, this is freaking hilarious.

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So it's a musical. None of the songs are good, but they're funny. OK, have you heard this

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too? I didn't realize the new Wonka movie that is going to be a musical. Did you know

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this? I did not know that there is another one. And it wasn't this movie, but there's

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another movie that is not being billed as a musical that is. And the guy I saw talking

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about it was like, what is the what is the deal? Why are people not advertising that

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these musicals are musicals? Whereas this one, but I feel like with animated movies, though,

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you kind of expect there to be some kind of music going on, you know, a catchy tune. Yeah.

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Like, I mean, with animated, I always kind of expect at least one. And I'm like, I'm

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typically surprised if they don't include one. But this one, it was like consistent.

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Like it had many. Musical numbers and none of the numbers were like the songs themselves

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kind of sucked. But they were written funny enough that I caught myself like laughing

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real hard at some of the shit that they were doing. And the cast is freaking awesome. Like

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so obviously you got Adam Sandler, who voices Leo. They got the class turtle who's voiced

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by Bill Burr, which is amazing, by the way. Yeah. And they like they tell like they tell

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jokes in that in that that are like borderline, not family friendly. But like it's freaking

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it's so good. It is so good. The guy, the writer, the like head writer, main writer,

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whatever Robert Schmeigel, Smeagol is his name. And he he was saying he was talking

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about how like they they finish that movie. I think they finished the writing it or like

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the voiceovers or whatever, right as or the first pitch of it, whatever it was, right

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as COVID was starting. So like this movie has been like in the works for a long time.

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But one of the cool things that he said, I thought is that when they were doing just

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like initial voice work of like the kids, they didn't they weren't going to be able

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to use any actors at the time. So they needed to just put just temporary people in there.

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So that dude, that writer, Robert Schmeigel, Smeagol used his kids. And by the time the

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movie was actually being made, like they actually legitimately cast his kids in the movie and

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they actually did sing the songs in the movie as well. So like those kids singing are that

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dude's kids, which I thought was crazy. That's awesome. They included a lot of people like

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the family like Adam Sandler's kids were were voices in this. I'm pretty sure his wife did

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a voice like there was a lot of people that did voices for this. Like and it was like

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all of like people that have worked with Adam Sandler before. Like I know Nick Swartson

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did a voice. Yeah. Let's see. Rob Schneider did one like a bunch like obviously a good

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majority of his friends did voices for Jason Alexander. That's awesome. Cecily Strong.

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Yeah. All right. Yeah, that was good. I will probably be watching it this weekend. Yeah.

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Highly recommend giving this one a five dollar Tuesday. All right. Next up, I watched the

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night before last night and this movie is freaking hilarious. Is this is this an older

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movie? Is it new? What is this? It's a little older. Let me see when it came out because

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I'm like I like this seems great because yeah, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Seth Rogan and Anthony

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Mackey like yeah, I came out 2015 and there you go. I would like to see Anthony Mackey

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in a comedy. So I got to imagine this was a yeah, five dollar Tuesday. There you go.

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Yeah, very much worth it. This is one that Rose recommended a little while ago and we

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he actually did a recommendation on it, which by the time this comes out officially, it

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like he's it's already been released on TikTok and Instagram. But yeah, I he highly recommended

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it and it was very much worth it. A little raunchier than I thought it was going to be,

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but it was it was good. It was really good. And Michael Shannon's in it as a freaking

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like pothead and it's fantastic. Who's Michael Shannon? Why don't I know that name? General

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Zod from Man of Steel. We're going to have to watch that one, too. I know Beth has been

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like keen on watching a bunch of holiday movies and yeah, I love Seth Rogan. So yeah, definitely

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not family friendly, but it's a good time. It's a really good time. We'll wait till the

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kids are gone. Yeah. And then the last one or so, yeah, I'm giving that one a five dollar

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Tuesday. That's kind of the one that me and Rose agreed on. And so I want to I'm like,

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I just want to make sure. But yeah, it's definitely worth five dollar Tuesday. All right. And then

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the last one, this one's actually yours. Yeah. Candy Cane Lane starring Edward Murphy. By

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the way, I just want to say Eddie Murphy, I love that he is having this resurgence. Also,

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I hope that Amazon has given him the Adam Sandler deal where they just dumped money

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at his house and were like, just make movies, just make like eight or nine movies, just

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do whatever you want, bro, because this definitely feels like that. This feels like a just make

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a movie. And he was like, OK, I mean, I guess maybe we could. I don't want to I don't want

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to spoil anything. But yeah, I mean, it's I will say this about this movie. The first

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half I was like, is this is he sadly what is happening? Like, why isn't he being Eddie

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Murphy? And then once the once he gets once he visits Candy Cane Lane or no, what was

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that store called? Kringles. Once he visits Kringles, then he becomes the Eddie Murphy

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you know and love. But he's very it's very strange at first to watch that movie because

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you're like, is he not? Is this not funny? I don't understand.

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It seems funny. Yeah, dude, for whatever reason, I thought this was going to be like a horror

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movie. I don't know why. Well, look at it. If you if you saw that, if you're watching,

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like the how they're standing on their street on Candy Cane Lane, it's Eddie Murphy and

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his family and they're just kind of in the flying V position and you see their street

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behind them. And it's just all of these ornaments and decorations and stuff that have fallen

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all over the ground. And if I if you told me like this is going to be the weird like

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Thanksgiving style horror movie, I would be like, yeah, I buy that. I don't think it's

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going to be as good as Thanksgiving seems like it will be. But this definitely seems

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like that. Like it's a it is a kind of strange poster to have for this movie. Yeah. I mean,

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for a Christmas movie, it's very dark. Yeah. Like there's there's not much color to it

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at all. So yeah, I don't know what it was like. It was just all the the the promotional

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footage I've seen. So like little bits and pieces of the trailer. Like I haven't watched

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the full trailer because I was like, OK, this is Eddie Murphy holiday movie. I'm in. So

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I was I was just going to go into a blind. And so just the clips that I'd seen, I was

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just like, man, this kind of feels like a horror movie.

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Well, there's like weird parts to it. Like I said, like there is there. It's not I mean,

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listen, this is no this isn't going to win any Oscars. But there is kind of like spoilery

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stuff that's not that big of a deal. But it's it's it's hilariously like there's dark things,

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but it doesn't go in that direction. Like it just stays like a it's basically like a

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PG, maybe a PG 13. I feel like they say ass a lot in that movie. Ass or asshole. Like

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they say something where I'm like, all right, I thought this was like a fully family movie,

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but you need to be a little older. I definitely don't want your three year old daughter watching

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this.

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Ass. What? We've actually been pretty good about teaching her like what's adult words

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versus little kid words, because I mean, we cuss around her like a lot more than probably

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should. And she hasn't picked up like any of them. Like unless it's like, yeah, that

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I know of. But I mean, because I'll say I'm like, because I'll say a word and then I like

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I can kind of like see the gears turning and turning. And I was like, oh, that's it. That's

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a grown up word. And she's like, oh, and it is like she just leaves her brain.

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You should do it the old fashioned way like my dad did and just hit you hit her real hard,

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real hard. She says a bad word. Just hit her as hard as you can. Hit her with a belt there

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with a wooden spoon. Just just hit. It's fine. Yeah. I don't know how well that method works.

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Because I think that I got it was that and soap in my mouth and I still cuss like a fricking

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sailor. No efforts, though. Don't think I haven't noticed. Oh, you should see me at

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work, though. I forget. Let those those things fly. It's just like I need to know that I

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have some form of self-control. And so that's why I don't throw any on here. I should. That's

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what I should have suggested for the three hundred as you finally give Rose the F word

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that he's been waiting for for so long. Did you catch the episode where I think I Rose

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might have been talking over me, but I did let one slip. I'm sure you tried to edit it

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out. You scamp. No, I did not. That was when I was like, OK, if it if it's out, it's out

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or if anyone picks it up. But no one messaged me and is like, oh, so those will say everything.

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But then every once in a while you get like a dag nabbit out of him. And the story of

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our life there. Listen, I told Caleb this, though, earlier. Candy Cane Lane. Very good.

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Honestly, for one song alone, I would suggest Jingle Jangle over this over this. Did you

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ever see Jingle Jangle? I want to say I have one with Forrest Whitaker and Keegan Michael

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Key, some some no name people that I don't remember at this point in time. OK, I saw

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the the trailers for this last year. Oh, this came out in 2020. Maybe it was a couple of

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years ago. We watched it. I did not have high hopes for this movie. It's it's definitely

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weird, but it's a key. My key has a song in there that I sing to this very day called

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Magic Manji. And I love it. And I love that movie. And I'm sorry, Eddie Murphy. I got

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to pick Forrest Whitaker from going. I'm going like cheesy, cheesy Christmas movie specific

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to a streaming service. Yeah. Have you ever seen? I don't forget if it's Scrooge or Scrooge.

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No, not not the one with Bill Murray. This is like a new animated one. OK, it's just

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called Scrooge Christmas Carol. It came out last year. The. I. Do not like the Christmas

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Carol movies or like the Christmas Carol, not even the Muppets, the Muppets. I didn't

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do it for me. No, I get goodbye. We're done. The hey, guys, the lion dies and then he comes

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back to life again. There was a wardrobe of fricking witches. You don't like the Christmas.

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What is the map? Listen, I've never really been into the Muppets. What? Caleb. What is

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the matter with you, man? What do you mean you're not into the Muppets? You're not into

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the Muppet. Like, come on. The Muppets is perfect for you. They had a resurgence of the

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Muppets right at the like a perfect time for you. What is it? How old were you in 2011?

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Isn't that when the new Muppets movie came out? Yeah, I was in 2011. I was. What is the

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new Muppets? OK, well, maybe you or maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I forget. I feel like I was

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always just kind of outside the the Muppets. That was 2015. Oh, no, that was the TV series.

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Sorry. Good. Yeah. I mean, Muppets was just not anything that was ever on in my household.

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Like what what what channel was like was the Muppets on? Listen, when I was busy now, OK,

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everyone, I need everyone to understand what Caleb just asked me. Caleb, how old are you?

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27. I am 40 years old. OK, so our what was going on in our houses when we were growing

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up are wildly different, wildly different because there was like there we were just

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we were just outside me and my ilk were just outside of the like there were three channels

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to watch. We had like 15 channels to watch and we watched whatever the hell was on and

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they played it. They just played it in a loop, even though somehow I never watched a Christmas

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story, never saw that movie, never planned to see it. I know I'm a heretic for doing

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that. But after what you said about the Muppets, I feel like we should both get passes. Yeah,

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like, I don't know what it was, but yeah, Muppets never made its rounds in our in our

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house growing up. So don't deprive your child. Do not deprive your poor child of the

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Muppets. You know, I tried showing her Muppets like when the Muppets like had that show

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released on Disney Plus, I tried showing that to her. She she care less about them.

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Oh, not this not this newfangled Muppetry that who knows where these people came from.

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You need to go back and show her Muppets take Manhattan, the original Muppets movie

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moving right along. Get just I'm telling you, it's just listen, you made her watch the

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Kraken movie. Just make her watch some old Muppet movies. I tried. She's been super picky

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about what she watches now. It's friggin annoying. Coco Mellon. She too old for that. No, she

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so they so they just released a new show that's a little updated. So it's like Coco Mellon

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is following these kids because when she so I don't know when Coco Mellon came out, but

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it was like all babies and just like nursery rhymes and all that good stuff. Now they've

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released something called Coco Mellon Lane where they're at school and they're learning

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life lessons and all this other bullshit. And what a brilliant what a brilliant move.

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Right. I was genuinely impressed with like the friggin forethought that the Coco Mellon

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people had. I'm like friggin aging up these kids. What a kids that watched them. What

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a sentence. The forethought the Coco Mellon people. They're going to use you for advertisements.

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Like the I mean, it's a friggin power move is what it is, because as a parent, I was

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like, finally, we are done with Coco Mellon. And then it's boom. Coco Mellon Lane for toddlers.

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I'm like, damn it. She's a toddler. How do they know? I will say I feel like all these

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kids are missing out on good old Mr. Rogers, though. I feel like any chance I had of not

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being a cold, dead person, dead hearted person came from whatever whatever I slightly gleaned

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off of old Fred Rogers. Yeah. The show now like the Mr. Rogers equivalent, I'd say is

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the Daniel Tiger. I really thought you were going to say Daniel Tosh. Like Tosh just came

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out with a new podcast. So I was like, oh, you are blowing my mind. He also has a good

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show. And is Daniel Tiger? He's a person, right? Like he's not like animated. No, he's

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a tiger. So he is animated. OK, OK. Because he's like a tiger. So he's a he's one of the

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he's based off of one of the puppets that Mr. Rogers had. Oh, yeah. Daniel. Oh, yes.

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Daniel. Oh, my God. All right. Does your kid like that? At least she loves that. And that

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one teaches her some good stuff, too, because it's like it's like how to how to handle like

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if you need to go to the bathroom, but you're having like in the middle of having fun, it

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shows like, hey, you can come back and all that good stuff. I'm like. Like any like situation

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that you come across as a parent, there's there's typically a Daniel Tiger episode about

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it. That's hilarious. But good. I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad some something of Mr.

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Rogers is going out into the ether somewhere. Yeah, they have lots of like of good what

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I'd consider Mr. Robert or Mr. Rogers, Esk life lessons. Yeah. But yeah. There you go.

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Anyway, so I believe that covers everything in weekly watch. So. Let's say we get into

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this this breakdown of Narnia.

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All righty. Like we said, we this week, we will be breaking down the Chronicles of Narnia,

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the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, which came out, I want to say, 2005. Yep. Two thousand

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five and boy, howdy, man. We got some stuff to talk about in effects. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Unfortunately for us, Rose is not here to do reading with Rose. So it's going to be

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a reading with Caleb situation this week. Listen, you got to have them because by the

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way, for anyone watching, I don't know if you ever mentioned the day you record, but

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we're recording a day late, I'll say because of me. And I feel like if that ever happens,

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you got to get Rose to pre record the reading with Rose. Oh, dude, that's genius.

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That is a that's a damn good idea.

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Oh, Rose, feel better.

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But yeah, but before we get into that, I did or we did ask a question of the week this

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week. So the question that we asked was what would be your royal title? Like in this movie,

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we have like Peter the Magnificent, Edmund, the just just Susan, the gentle and Lucy,

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the valiant. Like, what would your royal title be? And we did get a few responses. So the

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first one comes from Tick Tock, Scrolex Destiny. And they said Scrolex, the lost.

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Yes, go on.

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I got to get this out. This is I feel like I'm going to explode. Peter the Magnificent.

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I don't want to spoil anything for you guys for what we're going to talk about in this

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movie, but I would love to see the cuts, the deleted scenes where he was being magnificent.

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I would love to see those. Sorry. Good.

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No, like for real, dude, I can't wait to get into this frickin breakdown. All right. The

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next one we got from Cowboy Dog 101, who just said Biggest Dickest.

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Just you know, that guy wins it all. You should. I wish you could pin comments still, because

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that's it. His name is great. His username Cowboy Dog. I love that. The Biggest Dickest

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is hilarious. Hilarious. I hope these people listen to these episodes. You did it, sir.

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You won the Albros. You are now. You've made it. I have to quit. You're the next Albros.

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Yeah. I freaking love the funny responses, dude. Like the funny response, because like

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the hardest part about question of the week is like what leaves enough room open so people

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can be funny? And I felt like that was easily the best question to ask. Like people can

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be like super funny with with that shit. And we were not let down in the slightest. Unfortunately,

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that's the only two we got on on Tick Tock over on Instagram. We got one from, you know,

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Yonnell and he just said, Yonnell, the renewed. That feels like you just got sober. Congratulations,

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man. It does kind of sound like that, doesn't it? Oh, man. All right. What would yours be,

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DJ? God dang, dude. I mean, you know, I know they didn't give themselves their own names,

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but God, I just can't. Like I said, I just finished this movie like an hour ago and it's

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when I when he was called the Magnificent, I was like, no, all of the other ones made

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kind of made sense. Like Edward, like, let's relax with the just guy who sold everyone

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out instantly with no hesitation. I don't know. Dominic, the the dense.

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Why? What would yours be, Caleb? I've given this some like real thought. Caleb, the conqueror,

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probably the early patient. OK, I think that would be mine as land like you must give.

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You must bestow Rose with a name. Oh, Rosie apologetic. Yeah, really. Stop apologetic.

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Let me say this. Let me look straight down the barrel. All of you people that talk smack

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to Rose on this show, you need to stop it. And even more than that, Rose, don't don't

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agree with them ever. Maybe you're right. No, you give those people the double birds

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and say, get your own movie show. Stupid. Never back down. Never surrender. I just came

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up with that right now. Don't look into it anyway. I'm sorry. You know, if he was here,

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he would apologize for not right. Or he would apologize for apologizing. Yes. Yeah. Well,

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I'm sorry I don't do that. You start mother f***ing people on this show or I will stop

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listening. Oh, shit. Yeah, that is all the responses that we got this week. So thank

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you to anyone that answered our question of the week. We really appreciate it. All right.

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Getting into this breakdown. If you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies

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into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros and the

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untrained eye letter grade. The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting,

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character development, effects, music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score

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at the very end. All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm

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and give us a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade. Rose is

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not here this week, but he did put in all of his scores for us. Luckily. Oh, well, well,

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look who decided to show up late. Thanks, Rose. You tell me like, oh, go ahead. No,

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I was just going to say like we he was. Yeah, he was insisting he's like, I want to put

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my scores in and I'm like, do it. Rose, I'm beginning to think that you don't like me

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anymore. Every time I'm on the show, you magically get sick. I find that very convenient. You're

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starting to hurt my feelings. And if this is but if this is your way of starting to

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mother f people and you're just mother, I don't want to be on the show with you anymore.

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I'm OK with that. I will accept that. And now I'm going to test a theory out one of

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these times and just be like, not tell him when people are going to be on us. Yeah, I

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don't feel well. My tummy hurts. Yeah. Just to test this theory out, because I'm I'm super

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suspicious of it, too. And he knows that. Listen, Rose, I'm saying you are hurting my

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feelings. So think about that. Do you care about that? Huh? You're about that. Yeah.

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You're you're I bet you Monday you're getting a message from Rose, the apologetic. Rose

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will never text me in any way, shape or form. He'll tell you. They'll be like, hey, text

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you, please. Oh, oopsie daisy. Yeah, I didn't mean to French kiss that pangolin or whatever

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I did to get sick. All right. That was a covid-19 joke, everyone. Covid-19. Remember that? Sorry.

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Good. All right. Well, if you have not watched The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, you

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have had more than plenty of time to do so. Almost 20 years. Yeah, almost. It's that was

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17 years like friggin nuts. So, yeah, we are about to spoil the entire friggin movie for

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you. And I don't have a magic card or anything. Reading with Caleb. You need to make one that

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has its reading with Rose, but then it like crosses out and this is Caleb. That's a good

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idea. And like a Comic Sans font. I'm sorry, I'll be quiet now. All right. So if you listen

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past this point and anything spoiled for you, it's your own damn fault. All right. After

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an air raid during World War Two, the Pavenci children are evacuated from London to the

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country home of Professor Kirk. During a game of hide and seek, Lucy discovers a wardrobe

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and hides inside only to find that she has entered a magical winter world. Lucy finds

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a lamp post and encounters a fawn named Mr. Tumnus, who invites her to his home and tells

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her she is in Narnia. Tumnus pulls or puts Lucy to sleep by playing a flute lullaby and

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then wakes Lucy up when he explains that the White Witch cursed Narnia to eternally experience

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winter and never Christmas. Any humans encountered are to be brought to her. Tumnus instead sends

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Lucy home where she finds hardly any time had passed and her siblings disbelieve her

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story due to the normal state of the wardrobe. Lucy later returns through the wardrobe, followed

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by Edmund. Edmund meets the White Witch, who claims to be the Queen of Narnia. Edmund tells

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her about his siblings and Tumnus, and the witch offers him Turkish delight and kingship

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if he brings his siblings to her castle. After she departs, Edmund and Lucy reunite. Lucy

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informs Peter and Susan, but Edmund lies out of spite. When Peter and Susan bring the issue

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to Professor Kirk, he suggests Lucy is telling the truth. While fleeing the housekeeper,

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after accidentally breaking a window, the four siblings retreat to the wardrobe and

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enter Narnia. Peter berates Edmund for lying and forces him to apologize to Lucy. They

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discover that the witch has taken Tumnus and they meet a couple of talking beavers, who

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they say Aslan plans to return and regain control of Narnia. And there is a prophecy

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that says if two sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve sit on the thrones of Kaer Paraval,

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the witch's reign will end. Edmund sneaks off to visit the witch, but she is furious

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that he came without his siblings. The witch sends wolves to find the children, and Edmund

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is imprisoned, where he meets Tumnus. The children and beavers escape, and the witch

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demands Edmund reveal their location. Tumnus defends Edmund, but the witch reveals Edmund's

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treachery before turning Tumnus to stone. While Peter, Lucy, Susan, and the beavers

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travel they encounter Father Christmas, a sign that the witch's power is weakening.

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He gives them tools to defend themselves. Lucy receives a cordial?

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I don't know, a healing potion. Yeah, that can heal any injury and a dagger.

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Susan receives a magical horn and a bow and quiver of arrows. And Peter receives a sword

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and shield. After evading Mogrim's wolves due to the melting ice, the group reaches

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Aslan's camp, where he is revealed to be a lion who promises to help Edmund. Two wolves

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ambush Lucy and Susan, but Peter kills Mogrim. Aslan's troops follow the other wolf to the

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witch's camp and rescue Edmund. The white witch journeys to Aslan's camp to claim Edmund,

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but Aslan secretly offers himself instead. That night, as Lucy and Susan covertly watch,

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the white witch kills Aslan, then deploys an army to slaughter Aslan's troops. Lucy

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and Susan send a warning, and Edmund persuades Peter to take command. In the morning, both

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armies violently clash. Aslan is resurrected, citing magic beyond the witch's understanding,

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and takes Susan and Lucy to the witch's castle to free the petrified prisoners. Edmund is

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mortally wounded while saving Peter from the witch, but the reinforcements arrive and Aslan

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kills the witch. Edmund is healed by Lucy's cordial, and the Pevensies are crowned King

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Peter the Magnificent, Queen Susan the Gentle, King Edmund the Just, and Queen Lucy the Valiant.

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Fifteen years later, the Pevensie children, now adults, pursue a white stag. They encounter

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the lamp post, which Lucy first saw when she entered Narnia. They cross back through the

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wardrobe, become children again. Professor Kirk finds them, asking why they were in the

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wardrobe. Peter says he wouldn't believe them if they told him, and he responds, try me.

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he has also tried, and they will probably return to Narnia when they least expect it.

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So, may I say something, Caleb, about this whole entire movie that I just watched?

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Sure. That's what you're here for.

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I have, there was a point, and I can tell you exactly what that point was, but there

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was a point where I was like, oh, this might be not exactly where the whole, the book was

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better than the movie started, but like the exact moment when Aslan, Knight's, Peter the

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Magnificent, and that they just hit the gas on that story and never let up until the thing

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was over. I was like, Jesus Christ, like they are blasting through so much that just needs

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to be, they need to take more time on. It was, it went from being like, oh, this is

383
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a pretty good movie, like they're kind of like going at a good clip to like, all right,

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so this movie has to end like now, huh? We got to end the movie today. There ain't no

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part two. We got to go now.

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No joke. So I remember as a kid watching this, cause I remember watching it when it came

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to DVD and my parents bought it and everything. And I remember watching it and being like,

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oh my gosh, this is so cool. This adult is now like an epic swordsman because he had

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one battle with a wolf as a real adult. I was like, bro, that is a child.

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That is a child. And hey, I don't know if you know this, anyone, adult or child can

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fall backwards and have something get stabbed to death on something that you're holding.

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And then it's like, oh, now he's like a great swordsman freaking taking on the white witch

393
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who's freaking double blading shit.

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And to me, Caleb, I got so much to say about the swords. Like he held a sword like, like

395
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that was the first time swords had been in movies. Like no one knew he, he held it like

396
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no one knew how to hold it. Like nobody told this kid how to hold a sword. They were just

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like, here's your cool ass sword. And he was like, awesome. I love swords. And then was

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like, I'm going to get you. I'm going to, Hey, I'm going to poke you real good. It stood

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like, didn't even have like a stance. Like he just stood with his two feet next to each

400
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:35,320
other. Like you there, I'm holding out this sort of truth and the double blade thing,

401
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:41,560
Caleb, can I tell you something right now? You must've, you, the way that you said that

402
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was like, Whoa, this lady was out of control with their swordsmanship. Absolutely not.

403
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:52,560
Uh, then those swords came together like this.

404
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I couldn't see that if you were listening, but I just put my hands towards my throat

405
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and was like, Oh, Whoa, let me slightly move out of the way. Like it, I wish you had a

406
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choreography, uh, uh, section so I could give it a zero.

407
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:18,920
So we, uh, we use the effects category night for stunt work. Hey man, give the, give the

408
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people one. I mean, she clearly told us Swinton, by the way, congratulations. You're great

409
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:30,880
in everything that you're in. Uh, but give the kid one sword lesson, just one, just one

410
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lesson on a sword.

411
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Yeah. They fricking rush that shit so hard.

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And it's a two handed sword by the way. He like that one handed nonsense where he's like

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holding his arm down to the side and he's got the one up like, I'm going to get you.

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00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:52,520
I'm going to get you real good. Like, no, stop. Like you need the two does you swinging

415
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,960
an ax or a baseball bat? Like, come on.

416
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:05,480
Dude is fricking nuts. I'm like, so it wasn't even necessarily that, like the, uh, the sword

417
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fighting, like the sword fighting. I'm like, whatever. Like just fricking some bullshit,

418
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:18,680
like training off to the side that we never saw. But the fact that we, we didn't see any

419
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:25,040
sort of training and then he's suddenly leading an army. That's what they're like, you into

420
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:30,960
war. No, they won't. No, they won't. No, they won't. Your children and you just showed up

421
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:39,440
and you hold a sword. Like you don't know what it is, sir. Yeah. I'm like, dude, what

422
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like, why, why would you follow this child into war? Like, like you were so trusting

423
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in him too. What I, what, by the end of that movie, all I could think was, is I wish they

424
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had doubled the budget and made this a two part deal because that was the, you know,

425
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:04,680
to skip ahead a little bit, like the effects were like, eh, at best until the end. Like

426
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I felt like they saved all their effects budget for the end battle. And I, that's when I was

427
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like, I wish they had split this into two so that this, it could have been like, I dunno,

428
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like maybe the first movie ends with them meeting Aslan or something. And then, you

429
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know, the second movie is them going through their training and doing whatever other nonsense

430
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they could have been doing. And then they have that epic battle at the end. But Jesus

431
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Christ in a, in a lion, that was, that was a lie. I forgot how hard they skipped over

432
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:46,760
their training or montage. Yeah. Cause it took, it took two, two arrows for Susan to

433
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become fricking Hawkeye. And it took one dagger throw for, for Lucy to be like, oh yeah, I

434
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can just fricking like pinpoint a target. A dagger that I don't remember her using any

435
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:07,200
other time in the movie besides to hit a bullseye. She didn't, she just like, I can use this

436
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if I need to. So, okay. I want to start back at the beginning because as far as like the

437
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story goes, like I did think it was moving fast, but I liked it. Like I liked the fact

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that they're like, they were, they quickly gave you like, there's more happening. These

439
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kids have to be sent away. They're at this dude's house. They don't want to be there.

440
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,280
They're playing hide and seek. You know, she's at Narnia, which was crazy. Cause that all

441
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seemed to happen very fast, but that was like, that all happened in like the first 40 minutes,

442
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,920
which was actually, it was a longer amount of time than I had thought had actually passed.

443
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But I was like, okay, cool. Like I like, I really did like the clip that the movie was

444
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:50,680
going at. Cause I was like, this is, this is good. Like it's not, it's clear. It has

445
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:56,200
to be skipping over stuff, but it didn't feel like they were skipping over anything. And

446
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then it's like, again, like everything that led from, I saw that too. Sorry. World's lowest

447
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:20,600
moth was like, but like it started to get a little squirrely. Like after, um, I think

448
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:27,000
Edmund met the ice queen and got his Turkish delights. Cause basically at the end of that

449
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,520
conversation, she was like, she almost said and seen and was just gone out of there. Like

450
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I don't have time for this. You stupid ass little kid. I'm gone. Uh, which PS Turkish

451
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delights. Now you wouldn't know this, uh, being like 13 years younger than me, but when

452
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I was a wee lad, uh, PBS, uh, they had a, like, they had their own version of the lion,

453
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the witch and the wardrobe. That was like a couple of steps above like a, you know,

454
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a theater play. Um, but that was like my touchstone for the lion, the witch and the wardrobe forever.

455
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And I got to tell you between that thing that I saw as a kid and between this movie, Turkish

456
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delights were something of, I couldn't even believe they existed because when I went to

457
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the publics one day, I saw Turkish delights there and I was like, Oh my God, they're real.

458
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I thought that was me. I legitimately was like, I thought they made this up for the

459
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movie and I bought Turkish delights and I brought them home and I was like, I can't

460
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:34,600
wait to eat Turkish delights and I ate them and they're terrible. They are trash.

461
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Dude, I was so hoping that you were going to go cause I I've had Turkish delights as

462
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:47,160
well and the only reason I even tried it was because of this damn movie and I'm like, I

463
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,720
am so pumped and yeah, they are garbage food.

464
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It's crazy that this dude sold out his entire family and Mr. Tumbliss for the world's worst

465
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thing you could eat. Like, uh, but yeah, so he gets that and then it's again, like they

466
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go back. The one thing that when I knew it was starting to really go off the rails and

467
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they were starting to push the gas a little bit was when Edmund and Lucy came back and

468
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then, uh, they, or was it, I don't know. All I know is Lucy was like picking a fight where

469
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there was no fight. Like they were just kind of like, okay, you're, you're a weird kid.

470
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That's fine. And she's like, I was like, all right. It wasn't like that lady. Relax. Uh,

471
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and yeah, by the time they all made it back to Narnia, they're just going faster, going

472
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faster. And then again, yeah, he, he gets his sword from Santa Claus. Uh, they, they

473
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fight the, the werewolf or whatever. And when, as soon as he felt, as soon as he fought that

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wolf and you saw how he's just slinging that thing around, like he's the inflatable tube

475
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:06,340
man. Uh, and then the wolf just basically throws himself on the sword and they're like,

476
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the next scene he throws himself on it. They go, Oh my God, a wolf died. Isn't that crazy?

477
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You're oh, oh no. Is everyone okay? And he's like, I'm fine. The next scene is literally,

478
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:23,040
it's less than 30 seconds. And he's like, he, you don't even see as land do both shoulders.

479
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He's taking his hand off the second shoulder and goes, and I W sir, whatever your dumb

480
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:36,320
ass name is. Uh, and he's like, cool. Yeah. And I was like, all right. And then they,

481
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that's when they were just like, okay, we don't have time. Uh, we just realized how

482
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much time in this movie we have left. So it's, uh, it's all gas, no breaks until the end.

483
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:52,000
Yeah. Like there was no, like no joke after that scene, it was just fricking pedal to

484
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,160
the fricking metal because it's like, yeah, they're just like, follow him. I'll take you

485
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:03,600
to Edmund. They go in, they fricking take Edmund bounce like fricking nothing. Like

486
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:08,160
the white witch has a little like freak out moment. Like, Oh, what the hell. And then,

487
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:13,760
yeah. And then they're back at, at camp and he's like already talking with, with as land

488
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:20,760
and everything. I'm like, bro, like fricking as low down as land comes down and he's like,

489
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:26,280
we're good. Don't even trip bro. And then just walks away and they're like, uh, and

490
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:31,960
then he's just, hello. I'm like, no, no. Like I have been, I listen, I've never read the

491
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,240
book. Okay. But I've been led to believe that Lewis Carroll is that who's no CS Lewis is

492
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:44,840
the, uh, you know, he is a, an amazing author to I've been told. And I can't, this is why

493
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:52,240
I say like this movie is like the embodiment of like, I, I, I think I'd read the book over

494
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:58,280
watching the movie because they left too much out. They left a lot out cause I have read

495
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:08,160
the books. Um, I think there are seven books. I've only read three, maybe four, but I, I

496
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:15,000
know I've read three for sure, but yeah, the books are, the books are really good.

497
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,160
Finding that out, by the way, that there's seven books is to me as crazy as when I found

498
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:26,600
out there's like 10 or some crazy amount of wizard of Oz books. Like, cause there's like,

499
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:31,700
there's an app. What is it? There's an app you can use to like, uh, people make recordings

500
00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:37,600
of like super old books. And I listened to a bunch of the old wizard of Oz books, buddy,

501
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:43,420
like those, if that dude, Frank bomb wasn't on drugs when he was writing the majority

502
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:48,360
of those books, I would be shocked to find that out. Uh, cause it just seemed like a

503
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:53,560
dude went on a bender and wrote a bunch of books about some crazy land he went to. Uh,

504
00:55:53,560 --> 00:56:00,960
oh man. Uh, so I would love, but I say that to say, I would love to see if there's like

505
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,560
some audio version of all those, uh, lying, the wish in the wardrobe books. Cause I would

506
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:12,960
like to see where this nonsense goes. Yeah. They, I mean, they go to some pretty cool

507
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:21,520
places. Um, I know some of like the future books, they explore the, uh, the professor

508
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:32,200
having gone to Narnia. So the original, uh, I guess portal to Narnia was a tree and that's

509
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:39,140
how the professor traveled to Narnia. He would travel through the tree, but then like when

510
00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:44,200
he comes out, they cut the tree down and so he, they turned the tree into a wardrobe and

511
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:50,920
then he just, yeah. And so he kind of comes like full circle there, but it was super cool.

512
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:58,880
Like how they explained all that and yeah, but I mean, this, this, it, the first half

513
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:04,520
had really good pacing. Yes. And then it's just the second half was just a fricking lightning

514
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:12,640
round of, of shit. And I'm like, okay, like still decent, but I mean, you need to pump

515
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:19,080
the brakes. Like there's too much happening in such little time. That's why I say it should

516
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:24,240
have been two movies. Like there's no, there's not a much better case for separating this

517
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:31,600
into two movies than, than just how fast it goes in the second half. Like it is just unnecessary.

518
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:36,680
Well, I mean, it is necessary if you're like, listen, we got to get this done in one, one

519
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:42,640
go. So we're not making a four hour movie. So let's do it two hours and 40 minutes or

520
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,880
whatever this thing ended up being. Uh, but I will say the thing, okay, you can probably

521
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:53,920
explain this better because what I absolutely, I was willing to forgive just about anything

522
00:57:53,920 --> 00:58:00,260
up until they weren't that much older at the end. And then they're like, well, what's this?

523
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:05,560
What is this? It looks like some kind of a, and then they're like, she said, Lucy, I think

524
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:11,960
says, she's like, spare. Um, I was like, shut your mouth. Does this place make you stupid?

525
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:16,240
Like what do you mean spar? Um, like you forgot you had a family and a mom and there was a

526
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,600
war like you didn't miss any of those people at all. Like, what are you saying? People

527
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:26,640
because it is there in the books, some kind of like explanation of like, Oh, it makes

528
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:33,840
you start to forget the old, the old, wherever you came from the old times. I get, I don't

529
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:44,040
know that I don't know. Like they, they have no real explanation for that. Um, but yeah,

530
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:53,480
they never really explained that shit. That's wild to me. What's up, Ben? Yeah. By the way,

531
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,960
Ben answer this in the chat, if you will, is your first name Jason or are you just trolling

532
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:05,840
Jason Almi? Cause I never knew this. Like when I first said the friend request, I was like,

533
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:11,720
I think this is someone pretending to be Ben. Yeah, dude, it's better than the fricking

534
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,760
like conversation. Me and you were having, I think on like creatures of the night, I

535
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:23,400
was like, who the hell is Dominic? Like, I'm like, he seems like he knows me. So I'm just

536
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:30,160
going to be like, okay, hey. Yeah, no, I, uh, by the way, the funny story about me having,

537
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:35,800
I have to be Dominic on Facebook because back in the day when Facebook was cool, you could

538
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:46,400
put any name you wanted. And my name on Facebook used to be cyber rock techno Bama. And uh,

539
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:51,440
and eventually Facebook decided they didn't like that. And they were like the only Facebook

540
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:58,360
band. So I had to change my name a little bit, but my name is Ben. Okay. Uh, I, I, that's

541
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:09,680
hilarious. Next time they ban you pick Dominic. Uh, uh, yeah, but they not, okay. So not only

542
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,840
were they like, you can't use this name anymore. We're pretty sure that that's not your real

543
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:19,040
name, but on the off chance that it is, we need to see your ID. Like I had to send a

544
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:26,720
picture of my identification card to prove that I was me. And the only, by the way, the

545
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:33,280
only name they'll let me have is my name. There is no other, I can't vary it in any

546
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:40,360
way, which is stupid. Yeah. That's real dumb. Uh, almost as stupid as forgetting that you're

547
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:47,200
from earth after 15 years. Like you're so, you're so good at being a queen and a king

548
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:56,640
you forgot that your mom had to send you away because of a war. Yeah, dude, that like the,

549
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:03,600
the ramifications of, cause they like remember everything. Like once they are back in the

550
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:09,080
real world, I'm like, you remember going through puberty and have, you have to go through all

551
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:16,040
that shit again. Like you had a full ass life, like 15 years from starting at this war. If

552
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:21,400
we're just going to like put it in our heads as to how epic it's supposed to be as compared

553
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:26,520
to what we saw, like it's, which by the way, that what we did see though, that wasn't those

554
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:33,400
kids fighting was pretty awesome. Like seeing centaurs and bison men and all these dudes

555
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:39,280
like fricking chopping each other up and shooting them. Like that was awesome. Uh, but yeah,

556
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,280
how are you going to like have that light? Like, do they take the skills back with them

557
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:49,480
as well? Like, are they super like awesome at something now that their children, they're

558
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:55,160
like, well, you really can't shoot a bow. You can really stab with a dagger. I don't

559
01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:02,800
know. Spoiler alert for the next one. That is absolutely what happens. So like they're

560
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,720
back to being children and then they have to like, they're getting sent away to this

561
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,800
school and they're like, none of them are happy about it. And like we used to be fricking

562
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:18,800
Kings and Queens. Yeah, we were royalty. And then they get sent back to, to Narnia and

563
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:26,080
then they like, it just shows that Edmund is like one of the best swordsmen and everything.

564
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:31,960
And I'm like, I'm magnificent. No, that's Peter. No, I know. I'm just saying. Yeah.

565
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:40,360
Like, yeah, pretty much. Like, yes. So spoiler alert for Prince Caspian. But yeah, I'm like

566
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:48,720
fricking hell. Like that would suck. I mean, it would be cool if what you did for the past

567
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:53,400
15 years sucked. And you're like, Oh, thank God I get to do this over again. But you're

568
01:02:53,400 --> 01:03:00,960
a fricking like you lived, listen, they lived a dope life for 15 years because it's implied

569
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:06,080
that there was nothing going on after that war. And we saw it end. It ended that same

570
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:12,560
day that it started, not even that long after it started. And then they just got to chill

571
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:18,400
in Narnia for 15 years. I don't know. That was just wild to me. Yeah. I mean, they made

572
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:27,280
it seem like the timeline was only like a few days. If that. Yeah. I mean, for like

573
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:33,160
the Narnians, whenever they were gone, like a bunch of time had passed. But I mean, they

574
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:39,520
made it seem like, like not like it was like a short weekend where they were able to gather

575
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:45,520
all these armies and, and stuff. I'm like, dude, like they're fricking like, like wasting

576
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:51,120
no time. The one thing I will give them, I don't know if this is, this is probably writing

577
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,240
more than its story, but like the one, the one piece of credit that I'll give them for

578
01:03:56,240 --> 01:04:03,760
trying to foreshadow something that made no sense at the very end or close to the end

579
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:10,240
was when they were walking up to meet Aslan and then Lucy was like at the back of their

580
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:15,800
little pack and then those moths or butterflies or whatever came and they like kind of formed

581
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:22,200
together and made like a little Lucy looking, you know, whatever. And she waved at it. And

582
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:27,280
then near the end where they were like, we have to tell them Aslan just died. Like we

583
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,920
don't have time. I don't want to leave them. Like, oh, I can ask the trees to do it. And

584
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,840
I'm like, what in the hell is she talking about? Like they mentioned the trees once

585
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:41,280
at the beginning. Like, why would she think that she could just whisper to a tree? But

586
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:46,640
then those like butterfly moth looking things showed up and we're like, Hey, Aslan super

587
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:52,280
dead, your sister's in trouble. Everything's bad. Anyway, bye. I was like, all right, you

588
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:57,000
tried. I see what you did there. Like you didn't actually explain anything. You just

589
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:03,600
gave a reason why a little bit. So they're like, I don't know. Like it was very rushed,

590
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:09,260
but it does seem little things like that were like, all right, well, they tried. They tried

591
01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:17,760
to like jam stuff in there where they could, I guess. Yeah. I don't know where I'm at with

592
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:24,520
the story. I mean, the my biggest issue with it is pacing. The story itself is intriguing

593
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:33,320
and it's like a good story. It's just it was rushed and that like that's the biggest problem.

594
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:39,800
Yeah. I feel like what is, what is like a dead in the middle sea? Like, what is that?

595
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:48,120
Like a 75. Yeah. I think I'm going to go 75. Like it sucks because like I don't, yeah,

596
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:53,120
you know what I am. I'm going to go see whatever a high C plus is. I'm going to go that. What

597
01:05:53,120 --> 01:06:02,040
is that? That's so rent like 79 ish. I'll go 79 because like it, like the first half

598
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:09,280
again, like they ran through it so quick, but not in a way that didn't make sense. Like

599
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:14,840
everything's still kind of, you could follow it pretty easily, but yeah, that second half,

600
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:19,600
like you just had to, they just were counting on that you were going to make every logical

601
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:25,760
leap with them. And if you didn't, they're like, oh well, we're here now. Yeah. That

602
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:36,920
that's the biggest, biggest thing there is the, the, you can make those leaps very easy.

603
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:42,360
Like, oh, maybe like he did some extra training or maybe he did this. Maybe he did that, but

604
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:48,600
there's a lot of that. There's a, but yeah, it's one thing to go like this probably happened

605
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:53,960
in like the two hours they couldn't show us, but what they did was go, this is what happened

606
01:06:53,960 --> 01:07:04,640
in the two weeks that it had to have taken for him to be leading an army worthy for this

607
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:09,600
to be a thing. And it's like, I mean, listen, I get it. I'll make that leap with you movie,

608
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:14,800
but I can't, I don't think I can give you my, like C plus is being, I feel like very

609
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:20,980
generous. Yeah. I'm going to point higher. I'm at 80. And then Rose was like right there

610
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:28,440
with us. He ended up giving an 83. So just a few points. Don't worry. He'll call in and

611
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,440
be like, actually.

612
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:42,240
All right. Next up we got writing. Forgot to throw the tab up for that first story,

613
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:50,620
but yeah, I, again, I mean, it's, I don't know that my complaints are much different.

614
01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:55,760
Like that, the one thing about the callback in the second half of that movie where everything's

615
01:07:55,760 --> 01:08:00,880
going a million miles an hour, like there wasn't much of that. There was not much of

616
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:07,000
that. Like that was the one main instance that like, I feel like somebody was like,

617
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:12,740
we've got to be able to explain her talking to a tree and being like, let's send a message

618
01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:18,280
to the trees. Cause it just didn't make sense. Otherwise it didn't, by the way, it didn't

619
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:23,960
make sense anyway, but it just did, would have made even less sense if that other scene

620
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,960
hadn't been there.

621
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:36,800
Dude, my, the issues, like I can let that go a lot more than I can let go the shit that

622
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:44,960
Edmund was getting from Peter. Like for, for, for the, oh my gosh. Like I'm thinking like

623
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:50,040
when, when Lucy initially comes out of the wardrobe and is like, oh my gosh, I'm back,

624
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:56,200
I'm back. And he's like, they're like not believing her about Narnia and he's like,

625
01:08:56,200 --> 01:09:01,240
oh yeah. Like I believe you. And they're like, oh really? Yeah. And then she's like, yeah,

626
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:11,060
didn't I tell you about the, the football field in the, yeah. And then like, Peter's

627
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:18,340
just like, why do you make everything worse? I'm like, bro, like fricking chill.

628
01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:24,280
So I will say without getting into too much detail, like I've got some experience with

629
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:30,400
the kids being displaced. And I will say that that I actually thought that was like, that

630
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:35,980
seemed more real to me because like you gotta think like they're in the middle of a war.

631
01:09:35,980 --> 01:09:40,600
They just got put in a place where the only person they've interacted with is like the

632
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:47,520
guy who owns this place probably hates you. And they're like, okay, cool. Neat. And then

633
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:53,360
this, this little girl is like, hey, can we come on guys? Isn't it, isn't it fun? We're

634
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:59,160
going to go to Narnia. Like I kind of understood the idea of that, of like the overprotective

635
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:08,240
big brother. That's like, why can't you just not do this? Like stop being this way. That

636
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:12,520
I didn't have as much of a problem with on the same level though, that I had a problem

637
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:19,560
with was that apparently the ice queen doesn't know how to read. Because at the end, when

638
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:25,240
the table cracks and Aslan shows back up and they're like, Holy, Holy moly, how are you

639
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:30,080
here? And he's like, well, she actually forgot to read this here table where it says, uh,

640
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:36,680
if you put someone who doesn't belong on there, then LOL get farted on. I'm coming back. It's

641
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,880
like, wait a minute. I'm sorry. So for a hundred years, she didn't know how to read this table

642
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:47,880
or this language. That's what you're telling me. She knew to bring someone here, but not

643
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:54,040
what the rest of, I didn't read the back. Sorry. I only read the front and the two sides.

644
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:59,600
I didn't read the back of this table. Like that to me was a wild oversight.

645
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:08,080
Dude, no joke. Like the only explanation for that that I have is that maybe it was written

646
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:16,160
in some like super like interpretive way. Kind of like, I mean, if we're going to compare

647
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:22,240
this movie to fricking Christianity, it's how people interpret the scripture. It's like,

648
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:28,160
Oh, you can take different, like there are different ways of interpreting different things

649
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:33,720
that are said or like stated. So maybe it was one of those situations, but if he was

650
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:41,680
like, I had the fricking, um, subtitles on and that was in quotes, meaning he was like

651
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:46,080
reciting this shit. I'm like, okay, I can't fricking, that's what I'm saying. I can't

652
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:51,800
let that go. If he had said interpret, but he said, he's like, she just didn't read the

653
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:58,640
thing or she like that, huh? Like none of it makes any, like she clearly knew this table

654
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:04,400
was for this. And the implication is that she has been around a long, long, long, long

655
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:10,180
time, long enough to be able to, I don't know. I can't imagine. Okay, listen, if we're going

656
01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:16,280
for crazy logical leaps, I cannot logically leap that this lady is like, I never bothered

657
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:20,400
learning how to read this thing, but somebody told me once this is where you sacrifice traders

658
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:28,620
at. So good enough for me. Like I can't do it. It's just not, no. Like she knew how to

659
01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:38,160
read it, but just forgot to read it all. It was like, ah, traders. I get it enough already.

660
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:45,360
That's exactly what fricking happened here. And yeah, that was a major fricking oversight.

661
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:49,120
Now because I feel like it could have, I don't know. Again, I don't know if it was like this

662
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:56,080
in the book, but I feel like any little, it would have taken a sentence or two to make

663
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:01,840
it fine that she couldn't have read it. If, if she, if he said something like, you know,

664
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:06,320
cause he says earlier, like I was around when the old magic was formed or whatever, like,

665
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:12,360
you know, it made it sound like she was too. Yeah, exactly. And, but it's like, if he had

666
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:16,520
said something like, you know, people that weren't there from the beginning, they have

667
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:22,240
misinterpreted this for whatever. And it says this, but it means this boom, we're done.

668
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:28,000
You got it. Like it, it sounds alliterative, but it's actually, or whatever. And it's actually,

669
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:34,920
you know, literal or the other way around to anything. Then I just, she just was like,

670
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:45,400
it's too much, too many letters. Yeah. Um, yeah. Major oversight there. So I, I, I am

671
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:53,640
the, I, I'm thinking the writing was definitely weaker than the story here. Yeah. I, yeah.

672
01:13:53,640 --> 01:14:04,560
I'm going to go with, go you, you first. I, so I gave the story in 80, this one, I think

673
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:10,880
it would be a lot harsher. I'm giving this a 75. That's yeah. Thank you. I was thinking

674
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:16,760
75, but I was like, Jesus, if he goes to like 60, I'm going to feel ridiculous. Uh, yeah.

675
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:22,080
I I'll tell you this. It does make me want to read the book or at least get like, hear

676
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:28,960
it here, like the audio version of it or something. Cause I, I just want to know what I want to

677
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:33,640
know where, what, what's in all those gaps. You know what I mean? Like there's that's,

678
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:37,560
I think my biggest problem with the writing is like, you can see where they're like, they

679
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:42,960
basically held up a sign almost that was like, we don't have time to explain why this is

680
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:51,560
this way. Sorry about it. Next scene. Uh, and I, I don't know. I hate that. Like it

681
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:56,840
was, cause it was a good movie. Like I did enjoy the movie, uh, on a personal level.

682
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:03,680
Yeah. I mean the, the entertainment value is there. Yeah. Like it, it's, I would dare

683
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:09,200
say, like if they would have pushed forward with more movies, cause I mean they had seven

684
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:15,240
books to go off of. If they would have pushed forward and maybe stretch this out a bit,

685
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:21,000
this could have been on the same level as like Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. By

686
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,080
the way, speaking of that, I don't know if you've ever heard this, but it's, it's too

687
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:33,040
coincidental not to have some influence, uh, but that the four houses in Harry Potter are

688
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:40,200
like based on those four, uh, Peter being Gryffindor, uh, or I'm sorry. Yeah. Peter

689
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:47,640
being Gryffindor, Edward being Slytherin, uh, Lucy being Hufflepuff and, uh, Susan being

690
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:53,600
Ravenclaw. I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. It's, it's crazy. Cause I had heard

691
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:59,400
that cause the, what I heard was like, they actually, they went on to found the wizarding

692
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:04,360
world of Harry Potter or whatever. And they were the ones that actually started the, the

693
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:09,400
wizard college where Harry ended up going. And the whole time, as soon as he got that

694
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:14,840
sword and shield and the thing was on there, every time he raised his sword in my head,

695
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:28,240
I'm like Gryffindor. I can see that. I can definitely see that. And it, I'd seen it by

696
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:32,200
the way, watching that movie again now, I'm like, well, when did their first Harry Potter

697
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:38,080
come out? Well, no, cause the books came out even before that, but it seems, it seems very

698
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:48,280
like it could be parallel thinking, but it seems very inspired by. Yeah. All right. So

699
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:52,440
where are you sitting with writing? You're giving a 75 to I'm going to give it a 70.

700
01:16:52,440 --> 01:17:00,960
Yeah. 75 as well. All right. Rose was in agreeance with that. He did go lower than his story score,

701
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:08,680
but he's sitting at an 81. Rose, listen, I, this is why you should have been on the show,

702
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:19,320
bud. We could talk you down here where it's fun. All right. Next up we got acting.

703
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:29,120
I tell you this kid right here that played Lucy had everything that you would need in

704
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:36,200
a child actor to hate a child actor. And then in spite of all that was very like charming

705
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:42,840
and endearing. And even though she cried way too much in this movie, way too much. Yeah.

706
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:48,760
I liked her a lot. I was shocked because I really, I looked, took one look at those fricking

707
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:57,440
doe eyes. And I was like, this person is going to be a problem. Cause you know what I mean?

708
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:01,720
Like there are some kids that like they looked apart, but as soon as they opened their mouth,

709
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:08,840
you're like, you are everything. I hate about movies. You're white kids shouldn't be in

710
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:12,040
movies. And I really thought that was going to be her. And it was, it was way better than

711
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:18,720
I expected it to be. Yeah. All right. So going through this cast real quick, we got, just

712
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:28,800
Georgie Henley who played Lucy Pavenci. We have Anna Popplewell who played Susan Pavenci.

713
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:37,960
We have Scander Keans who played Edmund Pavenci. Scander Keans. What kind of a name is that?

714
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:44,840
Scander. Of course he's the slithering guy. Look at his name. Scander. Scander. Sorry.

715
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:54,880
Go ahead. We got William Mosley who played Peter Pavenci. James McAvoy who played Mr.

716
01:18:54,880 --> 01:19:00,080
Tumnus. The most shocking to me in this movie. Cause when that dude showed up, I was like,

717
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:06,680
whoa, I did not realize this dude was in this movie. That's amazing. Yeah. Right. Like that

718
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:12,720
was a fricking just, whoa. Like makes me want to go back and like rewatch all the movies

719
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:17,800
that I watched as a, as a kid. Spoiler alert. He was great by the way. One of my faves.

720
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:22,640
Anyway, go ahead. Yeah. All right. Next up we got Tilda Swinton who played the white

721
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:31,560
witch and then finally we got Liam Neeson who did the voice for Aslan. I'm just going

722
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:37,320
to let you know, Liam Neeson will not be on my top anything. I love the guy. He's a great,

723
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:45,040
he does good at taking things, but no, sorry. I'm sorry, Liam. You're going to have to,

724
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:52,360
I don't know what. I thought I had something funny and turns out I had nothing. Yeah. All

725
01:19:52,360 --> 01:20:02,040
right. What's your, your top three look like? So let's see. Let me think about this. I'm

726
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:06,680
going to go with the, the shock of the century with Lucy and I'm going to put her at number

727
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:15,800
three. Just because again, I was legitimately surprised because listen, I appreciate having

728
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:20,240
to be a child actor and do some of the things that they did. Cause you could tell there

729
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:26,600
were sometimes they were acting against nothing or against just a, you know, a dead fake lion.

730
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:32,720
And I'll forgive some of that, but man, those other three, they were kind of, they were

731
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:39,940
shades of the worst. If, if you catch my drift, not in act, not as far as like bad acting,

732
01:20:39,940 --> 01:20:44,800
but just, you're just like, I don't, I don't like you, man. I don't know what it is. Something

733
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:55,060
about your face. But then at number two, I would definitely have James McAvoy. I loved

734
01:20:55,060 --> 01:21:01,000
his Mr. Tumnus. I was, I was genuinely shocked to see his face. Cause I was like, Whoa, this

735
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,360
is, I did not realize they were going to have like real names in this movie. And then he

736
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:09,920
was great. He was great. I wanted to know that guy. I wanted to know Mr. Tumnus. I'm

737
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:17,520
like, make me, make me some chocolate and put me to sleep. And then of course, listen,

738
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,800
everyone's number one forever. I don't care what you say Rose, cause I know you're going

739
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:26,360
to put someone silly. You're going to be like, you know, who was great Edmund? No, it true.

740
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:34,160
Number one is Tilda Swinton. Cause that was like, I love this lady. I don't know if she's

741
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:40,760
done anything that I don't like. Like I just saw a clip of her as, as the, what was it

742
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:46,580
Gabriel? What was she in Constantine? That angel that she played, she was a fallen angel

743
01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:54,080
in Constantine. I don't know everything that she does though is great. I loves it. I love

744
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:59,000
that she puts her whole ass into all of it. She's like, yep. I am the ice queen. End of

745
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,920
story. I will chop your stupid head off kid. Oh, you want these Turkish delights, you insolent

746
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:11,000
little pig. Like, Oh my God, lady relax. This is a Jesus movie.

747
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:18,320
Dude, the fricking, I forgot how quickly she turned when Edmund came back and like it was

748
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:24,760
immediately like fricking backhand. I'm like, Oh damn. Backhanded him and the best that

749
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:30,360
she was like, I, it's funny cause all, all children of, uh, of traumatic backgrounds

750
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:37,680
knew exactly what was happening when she was like, uh, are your sisters deaf? This is not

751
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:42,160
going to, and he's like, no, is your brother whatever. And he's like, I don't think so.

752
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:47,080
I don't think he's very knowledgeable. I don't think he's very smart, but why aren't they

753
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:54,080
here? I was like, yep, that's about right. Whoever wrote this movie definitely also got

754
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:57,080
hit as a kid.

755
01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:05,920
Hey, dude, it's the first question. Like, are your sisters deaf and yours? I was like,

756
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:12,720
Oh no, you poor dumb child. You are, you need to take one step back. Yeah, dude, like I

757
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:22,080
knew like, I, I remember that she like goes bad and she starts like abusing Edmund, but

758
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,480
I didn't think it was like so fricking immediate. Like I thought that it was going to take some

759
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:33,200
time to like go over and she was just kind of trying to sweet talk him a bit more. But

760
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:38,120
yeah, he freaked like immediately just whap.

761
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:47,240
She, she, she is a good example of being able to roll with those punches of like the gas,

762
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:54,120
you know, being full gas because she was, even though that movie was going way faster

763
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:59,080
than anyone probably wanted it to, like she still was able to like get her point across.

764
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:03,720
You know what I mean? Like there was no, even though it was kind of shallow, like there

765
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:08,600
was no, there was no confusion about what was going on with her. Like there was that

766
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:13,400
you didn't need any explanation of her, you know, Medusa like Kane, like clearly she's

767
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:21,120
the one ruining people's days by turning them into statues. Like it was, it was very straightforward.

768
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:25,400
She played it all very well. Like even though it was quick again, even though it was like

769
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:30,280
you just said, she did it super fast, but it didn't seem out of place because we already

770
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:35,560
knew like she was looking for them to, to kill them or, or entrap them or whatever it

771
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:44,960
was. So I don't know. I just think she did great. Yeah. If anyone had perfect pacing

772
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:55,480
in this movie, it was her. Yeah, for sure. Like she was the amazingly developed villain.

773
01:24:55,480 --> 01:25:06,680
And when she, I think maybe her death was a little like, um, but it was, it was okay.

774
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:11,080
What was this movie rated? Do you remember? Uh, PG, I want to say. Okay. And there it

775
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:17,680
is because like it kind of makes me feel like, you know, that they did the best they could

776
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:23,080
maybe with how they killed the, the Wolf. Cause I mean, you can't, you can't have them cut

777
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:29,280
the thing in half. And then when she died, it was just her seeing as land from her perspective

778
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:34,200
and then him just, ah, and you know, biting at what you presume to be her face. And they

779
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:41,680
just, it's just assumed she's gone now. Yeah. Um, I am right there with you given number

780
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:52,640
one to Tilda Swinton. Um, I, this one's tough for me. Cause it's like number two, cause

781
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:59,840
like for me, it was like Mr. Tumnus wasn't in it enough for me. But my thing was like

782
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:04,520
the only, so thinking about it just now, the only other thing that I could give it to that

783
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:11,720
wasn't in a whole bunch was actually the beavers, the, the beaver husband and wife, because

784
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,760
like, I know that wasn't a choice, but like, I thought they were written very well. Like

785
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,400
they were hilarious. Like what did he say when they first rolled up? She's like, you

786
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:23,000
couldn't have given me a 10 minute heads up. And he's like, I would have given you a week

787
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:32,640
if I thought it would help. They were great. Like, I dunno, like it was, it was weird because

788
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:37,460
like this movie had a, did have a lot of that was like characters that weren't there for

789
01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:44,000
long but made a great impression. And that's why I picked Tumnus. Cause again, I don't

790
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:52,560
really know who else you would pick cause those kids are not great. Yeah. I'm yeah.

791
01:26:52,560 --> 01:27:00,960
I okay. I'll give, I'll give number my number two to, to him as well. Cause the kids were

792
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:06,640
not better than him. They were not. They were absolutely not. I would have let you, I would

793
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:14,560
have let it slide. I would have, but I would have secretly disagreed. Yeah. Um, was the

794
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:22,120
girl was Susan, is she, she looks very familiar. Is she, was she also in, uh, or like related

795
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:31,600
to the girl that was in the lemony Snicket, lemony Snicket show? I wish she, I don't know

796
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:38,760
if it's related, the same person, like she looks very familiar. I guess I could have

797
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:45,440
looked at her. Let's see. She, I mean, she was in all of the Narnia movies. How many

798
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:51,400
were there? Are there more than two? Yeah. Uh, there's three. What's the third one? The

799
01:27:51,400 --> 01:28:00,080
third one is the voyage of the dawn Treader. It's on Disney plus. Hmm. Um, trying to see

800
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:08,040
if there's anything that she's been in. Nope. I'm totally wrong. Watch the halo series.

801
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:14,320
Absolutely not. Oh wait, that's not even a halo series. That's a halo movie. A mini

802
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:22,200
series in 2012. Yikes. So was she red or blue? Hey, topical, the little vampire she was in.

803
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:28,440
No, I don't know. She just looks familiar. She's got a familiar face. Yeah. Take this

804
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:37,120
picture off here. I feel like she's staring into my soul. Yeah. I mean, thinking it through,

805
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:43,640
I can't, I can't give it to anyone else other than fricking Lucy. That's what I'm saying

806
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:49,560
because she was like out of all of those kids, cause none of them really acted super good.

807
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:54,540
Uh, but again, she was the most surprising to me because she looked like she would be

808
01:28:54,540 --> 01:29:01,680
just like her real life. Insolence would, uh, would, would bleed through into the movie

809
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:07,160
and she just seemed like a sweet kid. It was like, please believe me. I like, I like chocolate

810
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:18,060
and tumnuses. Yeah. I gotta give it to her. Um, fun fact, her older sister played the

811
01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:24,600
adult version of her. A, I was going to say like, I, cause they, they had her say like

812
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,160
blah, blah, blah, Susan. And I was like, you didn't need to say their names. Like I knew

813
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:33,480
who that was instantly. Like, cause I did, I remember thinking that I'm like, that girl

814
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:43,640
looks wildly like that little kid. Dude, I remember thinking like, did they just give

815
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:48,840
her longer hair and like give her stilts or something? Like that looks just like her.

816
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:54,640
Yeah, no, that was really good. And that does make perfect sense. Like what a great, what

817
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:59,080
a great thing for a movie or for a director or whatever to be like, ah, we need these

818
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:02,280
older versions. And they're like, we have this one that looks just like the one that

819
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:11,600
was in the movie. Yeah, dude, like I got confused too. Cause like, uh, the IMDb for, I mean

820
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:18,040
for the, the, the cast, like it was all like their most recent headshots or whatever. So

821
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:25,780
I mean the guy who played Edmond hasn't been in like anything. Well, dude, come on, listen,

822
01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:32,480
if we're rating the kids, he's definitely last. Like he was, I listen, I love you kid.

823
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:37,360
I know you're listening. Uh, but you know, that wasn't good, right? We all know that

824
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:44,360
wasn't good. Like, I don't know what you did in the other two movies, but damn it son.

825
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:49,640
That was, that was young Anakin levels of like, all right, man, we get it. Can you be

826
01:30:49,640 --> 01:31:00,320
not on screen anymore? Yeah. Um, looking at his IMDb, he's only been in seven films and

827
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:09,720
four of them were Narnia movies. Yeah. So he was in, so he was in a movie in 2001 called

828
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:16,520
Victoria died in 1901 and is still alive today. That's a freaking, and then nine 11 happens.

829
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:25,320
So everyone forgot in 2003, he was in a movie called, or as a TV movie called Ferrari. And

830
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:34,480
then it was the Chronicles of Narnia or the video game, then the movie, then Prince Caspian,

831
01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:41,500
then Prince Caspian, the video game, and then Don Tretter. And he has not acted since. Good.

832
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:45,760
You know what though? Good for that kid. I hope he got, I hope he got enough cash to

833
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:50,320
just be like, all right, see you dummies later. You can like my performance or not. I'm just

834
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:55,280
going to live my life now and everything's awesome for me. You remember those days of

835
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:59,600
like a movie would come out and they had to have a corresponding video game, whether it

836
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:03,840
was good or not. They're just like, here's your video game. And you would buy, cause

837
01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:08,680
by the way, Beth and I were the biggest dummies when it came to that. Cause we bought them

838
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:14,360
all. Like, especially when it was like pirates of the Caribbean buddy, those were some of

839
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:24,600
the worst movies to video games. I would pause it that exist. Uh, so bad. I miss those days

840
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:32,240
cause there were some like straight up bangers of video games that would come out. Not very

841
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:36,840
dense, but I was going to say they were diamonds in the rough. Like you had to really want

842
01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:46,800
it. Yeah. But I mean, when they, when they were good, they were good. Yeah. No, I agree.

843
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:55,200
It's a, it was a weird time for movies and video games back then. Yeah. All right. Uh,

844
01:32:55,200 --> 01:33:04,120
what do you give an acting? Oh Jesus. Um, man, Caleb, I think I got to stay kind of

845
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:09,920
in the area we've been. Will he crack 80? I don't think so. I don't know though, because

846
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:18,400
God dang it, man. There's four kids and two people that were barely on screen. God dang

847
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:27,520
it. I am going to crack 80 just on Tilda Swinton alone. And I will say it is, and it's just

848
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:35,440
a straight up 80. Uh, and that is, I mean, Tilda Swinton literally picked everyone up,

849
01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:41,160
including Liam Neeson and put them on her back and said this way to the promised land.

850
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:52,040
Like that was, she had a rough job. I am going to go, I'm sitting at an 83. I'm going a little

851
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:58,280
bit higher because I definitely agree with you. Tilda Swinton carried this movie, but

852
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:07,520
it's not very often that you get a performance from extras as solid as the ones that we got.

853
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:13,880
This, this, the, like they felt like real fricking like warriors and just kind of like

854
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:20,000
working around these children actors. Cause it's like the kids fricking sucked, but the

855
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:26,280
fricking everyone else are like, you know what? I take it back. I am going to, I'll

856
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:32,320
match you at 83 because like I just said about the beavers, you know what I mean? Like those

857
01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:37,680
were, I liked those characters a lot. Then like again, they were voice acted way better

858
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:44,400
than they needed to be. Um, I actually, well, no, that's more special effects. I'll just

859
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:51,040
leave it at the beavers hat. Leave it at the beavers. Um, a you could have been on, you

860
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:55,520
could have made your comeback tonight. Vic could have done it right now. Vic, Hey, there's

861
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,760
a mushroom in the middle of your spider-man. Just wants you to know that.

862
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:08,880
You could have been talking tonight, sir. Okay. We missed you. We loved you and you

863
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:15,080
weren't even here for it. Yeah. I mean, if we weren't halfway through this breakdown

864
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:21,380
already, I'd invite you. Listen, Rose and, uh, Rose and Vic are going to start their

865
01:35:21,380 --> 01:35:26,040
own podcast. No, we get it. You and Rose are going to do the, we hate DJ podcasts. I get

866
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:27,040
it.

867
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:34,720
Boo. You suck. Yeah. I'm playing floor right now. You fricking weirdo.

868
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:48,240
I love you, Vic. Um, but yeah, I think I would raise it up because you're right. And even

869
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:55,040
just like seeing, I don't know if you would count like the, the practical, like I remember

870
01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:59,120
seeing when the war part was happening, like one of the, I don't know if you would call

871
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:05,160
this acting, but like the, the Bisons and stuff that were like, you could see their

872
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:08,760
mouths opening up and they're running and they're doing the, I don't know. I think,

873
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:15,120
I feel like this, I'm talking more about effects, but yeah, that's more of a, of an effects

874
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:16,120
thing.

875
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:23,040
Hey, no, don't answer him. You make him download the episode like everybody else. Vic is asking

876
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:29,480
what movie we're talking about. Like this is just a group chat. Vic. Yeah. You're on

877
01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:40,960
Facebook too. You can see the title of the video. I'm Mitch Joe. We're talking about

878
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:46,920
the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. How dare you? How did he just said zero content?

879
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:52,960
He just said zero content is what he just said. I don't care. That's what he said.

880
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:59,960
I'm putting you on the trader's table, Vic.

881
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:12,800
All right. So yeah. 83 for you. Yeah, I'll match you. I, cause I want, I don't know.

882
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:17,720
Again, I like Tilda Swinn, but you're right. Like a lot of those, those side characters,

883
01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:22,480
even that we're on just for a second, they did, they also did a lot of work and they've

884
01:37:22,480 --> 01:37:27,240
probably get a little bit of credit for that. Yeah. They were frigging awesome. Like I had

885
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:34,120
no problem believing their performances. Like everyone's like additional performance. Like

886
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:40,960
I'm counting the beavers. I'm counting like every extra, like they were rock solid. It's

887
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:46,400
just, they were acting around kids that were not the best. Yeah. I mean, they definitely

888
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:50,760
looked the part. That was the crazy part about thing about movies back in the day. I feel

889
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:59,080
like is you could either look the part or act. You can't hear Vic's banter. So it doesn't

890
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:10,240
count. What's going on Sam? Sam said he's loving our banter, me and Vic's, but Vic was

891
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:19,320
just too, I got to play pool. I'm sick like Rose. Whatever the excuse is. Cause it knows

892
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:27,960
what was supposed to be said. It makes up words. Listen, Vic, it's fine. I'll still

893
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:37,240
listen to your new podcast. Yeah. The lion, the witch and the wardrobe. Yes. Yes sir.

894
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:45,160
Doesn't it show? Like I, I title these don't listen. Vic, Vic, he admitted to being not

895
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:51,560
in his right mind right now. So it's fine. Hey, listen, bud, you are not, you are not

896
01:38:51,560 --> 01:39:00,680
far off. I'll tell you that. I feel like at this point it'll be lucky to get a C plus.

897
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:06,960
I don't know about that. I mean, I, I mean, we haven't been as harsh on it as you think

898
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:13,480
we might've, or I don't think we've been as harsh as you think we might've been. I mean,

899
01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:21,720
I, I'm like, Oh, it's wildly aggressive C's. So C's are still passing. Yeah. Um, all right.

900
01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:28,520
Next up we got character development, which I think this could be done on the kids. Is

901
01:39:28,520 --> 01:39:36,840
there an LOL that I can put? Is that a number I can put in? Uh, was there any character

902
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:44,760
development at all? Like, well, I mean, if you're looking at like Edmund, he had some,

903
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:50,880
I feel. And like, like all the kids kind of did, I mean, the only one that I feel maybe

904
01:39:50,880 --> 01:40:00,900
didn't was Lucy. Uh, I would, I would say Susan had like, if the needle moved, it was

905
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:06,320
imperceptible to the human eye. Cause she went from being like everything everyone was

906
01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:12,520
trying to do. She's like, no, no, we gotta get out of here. No. To like the only thing

907
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:18,480
that she did that seemed any different than now was shoot that dude at the very last second

908
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:24,920
that was trying to chop up Edmund with the act. Dude, that's my favorite moment of the

909
01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:33,400
movie. Just his collapse on the floor. It's hilarious. Cause for no reason is that guy

910
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:37,720
there to, to chop him in half. Other than you're like, I've seen him this whole movie

911
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:42,200
right next to the ice queen. And then he's like, I have this very oversized acts that

912
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:54,520
I'm going to use to kill a seemingly already dead kid. Yeah. Do Susan's was miniscule at

913
01:40:54,520 --> 01:41:04,200
best. Yeah. Lucy, I don't think had any. I think Peter and Edmund had the most of the

914
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:10,160
kids. Go ahead. I want, I want you to, I want you to show your work on those two. Show my

915
01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:15,400
work. Yeah. As long as the representation of Jesus Christ. It's like veggie tails only

916
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:23,000
cooler. I listen big. I've been calling it the, the lion Jesus movie all night. So we

917
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:31,720
got you covered. Yeah. So the reason I'm, I'm not saying it's like a lot of growth,

918
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:39,640
but I am going to say that it's the most is because Peter kind of learns to, um, does

919
01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:47,640
Aslan get character? No, does not. Right. Turn these off, Vic. If you want to be on

920
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:57,520
the show, Hey, next time answer the call. Yeah. No, Peter, I would say has the, quite possibly

921
01:41:57,520 --> 01:42:04,600
the most because he kind of learns to, I'd say words that don't exist in this movie.

922
01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:10,880
Nope. Nope. You cannot say learned that like his character development was not the king

923
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:16,440
and leader of the army. And then was the king and the leader of the army was his character

924
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:22,360
development was, uh, we switched scenes from this scene to that scene. And he's like, I

925
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:34,480
will lead them, I guess. Yeah. I, I dare you to show me, tell me one scene where he learned

926
01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:40,800
one thing. Well, it's not necessarily like in terms of like the army or anything, it's

927
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:47,800
more like his relationship with his siblings. Like he, I think he was able to like calm

928
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:55,880
down a bit on, on Edmund and they were able to like, to bond as brothers in a way that

929
01:42:55,880 --> 01:43:04,000
they weren't before. Cause like Peter was a fricking hard ass on Edmund at the beginning.

930
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:10,920
And so he, I think after, after some guidance from Aslan and all this other stuff, like

931
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:22,360
he was able to just kind of let Edmund be who Edmund is. I'll, I'll give you that. But

932
01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:27,600
man, you're going to have a tough swing on Edmund because Edmund was his character development

933
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:35,560
was just seemed to be deciding that everything that he once, once did was now not right.

934
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:46,600
Yeah. His voice kind of like half American development night guys. Yeah. Like cause Edmund,

935
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:54,160
I just can't, I can't buy it with him. Like his was, his was a plot convenience if there

936
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:58,960
ever was one. It's like, we can't have you, we can't have you being this guy anymore.

937
01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:04,360
Don't be this guy anymore. And he was like, all right, I think my brother will be King.

938
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:09,620
Even though I was sitting in the throne on the throne, ready to make my brothers and

939
01:44:09,620 --> 01:44:15,840
sisters servants, by the way, remember that he didn't know that he did. He, she said that

940
01:44:15,840 --> 01:44:20,360
to him. She's like, she, cause he asked her at the very beginning. He was like, cause

941
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:24,520
she's like, you'll be the King. And she's like, but I need your brothers and sisters.

942
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:28,640
And she was like, Oh, but he said, Oh, are you going to make Peter a King too? And she

943
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:34,480
was like, absolutely not. But every King needs a servant. And he was like, well, I guess

944
01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:41,520
I can get them to come here. Okay. As a, as a younger brother, like I'm pretty sure my

945
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:49,560
younger brother would sell me out if he thought that that was on the table for him. Listen,

946
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:55,080
I'm not saying that that's, I'm saying that the, once it was not convenient for the plot

947
01:44:55,080 --> 01:45:01,300
for him to still be wanting to be King, then he was just like, all right, King switch has

948
01:45:01,300 --> 01:45:07,720
been flipped to the off position. Uh, no, no real reason other than like Aslan said,

949
01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:12,040
whatever he said to him, like that, that would have been the character development is if

950
01:45:12,040 --> 01:45:17,920
they had shown that conversation between Aslan and Edmund on that Hill. But the fact that

951
01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:24,240
he just came back, Aslan said, we're good, bro. Uh, don't even worry about it. And then

952
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:28,760
they're just like, all right, Hey, what's up, bro? Like, no, that doesn't count. You

953
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:33,240
can't, that's cheating. That's too cheating.

954
01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:38,960
So the reason I'd say he has some, like it's not on the same level as Peter. And again,

955
01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:47,640
I'm not saying it's good. I'm just saying he has some is when he's like full blown,

956
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:54,440
like he's ready to like sacrifice himself for Peter. I feel when he goes after the white

957
01:45:54,440 --> 01:46:00,520
witch. Yeah. Okay. I'll get off. Right. Fine.

958
01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:06,240
I think that has to count for something because you don't just do that out of the blue. Like

959
01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:15,560
I think there had to be some growth in the relationship and yeah. So I think there's,

960
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:20,120
there's something there again. It's not as good as, as Peter's, but again, I'm not saying

961
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:27,100
Peter's is great either. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, the reality is, is like, nobody has

962
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:33,440
a lot of character development in this movie. They do have a lot of character consistency

963
01:46:33,440 --> 01:46:39,680
though. I will say that. I don't know if that means anything for, for that, but like, uh,

964
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:46,800
Tumnus Aslan and the ice queen, like they stayed, uh, it's different, I think, than

965
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:50,920
saying they were like one note, you know what I mean? Like, Oh, they're just this one note

966
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:55,920
and they just played that one note, the entire movie. I think they stayed consistently like

967
01:46:55,920 --> 01:47:01,440
true to what they were from the, you know, the moment you met them until the end of the

968
01:47:01,440 --> 01:47:07,000
movie for the most part, which I don't know how you quantify that, what I'm saying, or

969
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:13,080
if that even makes sense, but, uh, that's kind of, it's honestly, that's kind of how

970
01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:19,720
I saw all the characters. Like I hear what you're saying about, uh, Peter and Edmund,

971
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:25,360
but I kind of felt like they, they kind of all stayed in their lane and didn't veer too

972
01:47:25,360 --> 01:47:36,560
far out of them. Yeah. Um, yeah, that's a really good point. I mean, I'm giving some,

973
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:42,880
like also some bonus points with Edmund, cause it did seem like he was trying to change his

974
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:52,560
tune while he was under the white witches rule. Cause I mean, you see him with, with, uh,

975
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:58,420
with Tumnus and he was, he was trying his darndest to save him. And then like you see

976
01:47:58,420 --> 01:48:05,280
the white witch throwing him under the bus so hard and then he's trying to help other,

977
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:09,360
he's trying to help other people. Like he, he tried helping that Fox out, like he tried

978
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:17,480
helping it just not going his way. No, definitely not. Uh, yeah. Cause it's like, it was so

979
01:48:17,480 --> 01:48:25,760
funny cause like him trying to save Tumnus by telling him where Aslan was. It's hilarious

980
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:32,040
cause you could see Tumnus just trying to be like, don't just let them kill me. Please

981
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:36,960
don't tell them where Aslan is. And this kid is like, I've done a lot of wrong today. I

982
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:40,960
need to write some of these wrongs as lands over there. It's not his fault. Don't worry

983
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:49,000
about this fond man. He's fine. Uh, and oops, nope. Don't do that. Don't do that. Uh, you

984
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:58,720
could just, if I were Tumnus or the Fox, I don't know if I'd, I would be real upset

985
01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:04,040
if like, if he takes the throne, I'd be like, dude, this is freaking sold us out.

986
01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:09,920
Tumnus and the Fox, both, if you look, they both had pretty much the same reaction to

987
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:18,080
him trying to save them. Just like, bro, just shut up. We're dying anyway, bro. Like, dude,

988
01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:21,400
you know, this is, you understand this is bad, right? Maybe you don't understand this

989
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:31,480
is bad. This is bad. Don't talk anymore. Yeah. I want to see the movie where like Tumnus

990
01:49:31,480 --> 01:49:36,120
or Mr. Fox is talking to someone and like these sons of bitches, these daughters of

991
01:49:36,120 --> 01:49:41,680
Eve and sons of Adam, they're not, they're not smart. They're, they can't barely lead

992
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:45,360
an army. This guy, look at him swinging a sword. Idiots. All of them. Why are we following

993
01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:51,360
these people? Yeah. I don't know about you.

994
01:49:51,360 --> 01:50:01,680
With character development, I'm sitting around 73 ish. Well, I, I'm going to, I, well, I'll

995
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:05,480
just go with what I was going to go with, which was 75 actually. I was just going to

996
01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:12,800
keep it right in the middle because I, I'm giving it 75. I'm keeping it C because of

997
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:18,440
what I said about like, they just kind of stayed true to the character. You know what

998
01:50:18,440 --> 01:50:24,000
I mean? So it's like, I don't know that if that's good or bad. I know for Aslan, the

999
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:28,280
ice queen and Tumnus, that's good. Uh, for the rest of them, I don't know that that's

1000
01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:36,240
necessarily a good thing, but it, I don't know. It is just, it's just too tough. It's

1001
01:50:36,240 --> 01:50:43,280
just too tough to try and like break it down any further. Yeah. All right. Next up we got

1002
01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:50,960
effects, which there was a decent mix of both types of effects between special and practical.

1003
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:59,440
The practical effects were all amazing. Yeah. Like Tom, I, cause I wasn't sure. And when

1004
01:50:59,440 --> 01:51:04,840
you first see Tumnus, I was, I thought it was special effects and I was like, dude,

1005
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:11,520
or I thought it was CG. I was like, Oh my God, like this is amazing for 2005. Uh, and

1006
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:17,720
then that had to be, that had to be either a mix or mostly practical because that there's

1007
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:24,000
no way that that seems how some of the other CG was in this movie. Ain't no way that that

1008
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:34,720
was CG. No. So for like, I actually just saw a video about this, like talking about Narnia

1009
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:46,360
from like the mid, like slightly above like his mid thigh down is animated. I believe

1010
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:52,160
that. Yeah. But everything from like that point up is, is practical. And they did that

1011
01:51:52,160 --> 01:51:58,560
with the, uh, the, the Minotaurs, the bison people that they did the same thing where

1012
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:05,400
it like on some of them it's from like their body, their torsos are practical, their faces

1013
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:12,480
are animated and their, uh, lower halves are, are animated. But some of them were switched

1014
01:52:12,480 --> 01:52:17,000
though, cause I saw some of those bison faces like that was, if it wasn't prior, I don't

1015
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:21,040
believe that some of those weren't practical. Those, those like there was some where it

1016
01:52:21,040 --> 01:52:27,880
was like when they were like moving, like some of the, like the closeup ones were practical.

1017
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:33,160
The ones that were kind of like further away were, um, were animated. Like there was a

1018
01:52:33,160 --> 01:52:41,280
healthy mix, but like you straight up couldn't tell sometimes. Sometimes other times, like

1019
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:48,520
they were leading Aslan up to the, uh, the table to get, to get got, uh, I would say

1020
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:55,400
nearly every one of those animated things were very animated. Yeah. The little like

1021
01:52:55,400 --> 01:53:02,760
bird creature that was in front of them. That was very rubbery. I'm also recalling like

1022
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:09,920
after they had broken the, the, the waterfall thing and like had escaped on the ice when

1023
01:53:09,920 --> 01:53:15,320
they come off to the side and stand up on my, whoa, that's green screen. There was a

1024
01:53:15,320 --> 01:53:20,400
couple that were wildly, you know, it's funny. I've heard you guys over the years talk about

1025
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:25,840
like being able to see when it's green screen. And I would say nine and a half times out

1026
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:33,040
of 10, I never noticed it, buddy. I noticed it in this movie a lot. I'm like, where even

1027
01:53:33,040 --> 01:53:36,440
you're just in a room somewhere, huh? You're not even on a soundstage. You're just in a

1028
01:53:36,440 --> 01:53:44,000
green room. Uh, like I will say this. So again, starting from the beginning of the movie,

1029
01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:48,520
I actually thought everything looked really good. Even when they first went to meet Tom

1030
01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:56,280
that they up to this, it was right after the second time they went and Edmund met the ice

1031
01:53:56,280 --> 01:54:02,800
queen and then it started, they started showing more like wide shots or like sprawling shots.

1032
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:07,280
That is when things started to really fall apart. Cause when everything was like close

1033
01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:13,080
and tight and like they were able to make those, cause I mean, the more you look, the

1034
01:54:13,080 --> 01:54:17,920
more it seems like just wildly a soundstage, but they made it seem a lot bigger than it

1035
01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:24,200
was and it didn't take away from it. I don't think, but man, as soon as you started seeing

1036
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:33,640
stuff that's like, Oh, look at that way over there. Like, okay. Like what are we, what

1037
01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:38,520
are you doing here? Like don't, don't do this. And the daytime killed them. Every time they

1038
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:43,280
showed something during the day, I'm like, just make it night. It can be perpetually

1039
01:54:43,280 --> 01:54:47,880
night. That can be a thing where the ice queen is like, I made it also overcast all the

1040
01:54:47,880 --> 01:54:56,360
time. Cause when it was dark, it wasn't as bad. Like it just wasn't, I don't know. I

1041
01:54:56,360 --> 01:55:00,240
saw the darkness as a trick. I saw one of the other tricks that they did that I thought

1042
01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:06,140
was very sneaky, but very good was when the wolf, when Edmund came in and was walking

1043
01:55:06,140 --> 01:55:13,000
with the wolf into the ice queen's palace, they had his, the, their feet were in fog

1044
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:19,420
and the fog was clearly CG. But if you looked, I just happened to look at this wolf's feet,

1045
01:55:19,420 --> 01:55:23,840
like they clearly had no idea what to do with his feet there. Cause there was a point where

1046
01:55:23,840 --> 01:55:29,160
you could see them kind of like gliding across the floor. Uh, but you had to look for it.

1047
01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:33,000
You know what I mean? Like it's, it's nothing you were noticing if you weren't an asshole

1048
01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:39,960
like me trying to be like, let me see where all the, the, the, you know, the, the, I don't

1049
01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:45,680
know. I was going to say a troubling phrase. I don't know if it's all the, the holes in

1050
01:55:45,680 --> 01:55:54,600
the Afghan. I don't know what the, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I

1051
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:59,640
don't know. I'm just, I, do you ever almost say something that you're like, I'm not sure

1052
01:55:59,640 --> 01:56:04,880
if this is racist anymore. So I'm just going to not say it. Uh, I almost used the euphemism

1053
01:56:04,880 --> 01:56:12,440
that I'm not sure is racist. So I'm just not going to say it. Uh, but yeah, I don't know.

1054
01:56:12,440 --> 01:56:17,840
It was, I think you said it best. There were wildly good parts where you're like, I can't

1055
01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:22,480
believe this is 2005. And then there were parts that were like, had a big blinking sign

1056
01:56:22,480 --> 01:56:33,320
that says this is 2005. This is 2005. There was a healthy mix between those two situations,

1057
01:56:33,320 --> 01:56:40,440
like a real healthy mix. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to think of anything else that stood out.

1058
01:56:40,440 --> 01:56:47,200
I mean, the biggest, I would say effect, I mean, there, I mean, as Len, he didn't always

1059
01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:54,860
look the best, but the closeup shots of him looked okay. Like after he'd been like sacrificed

1060
01:56:54,860 --> 01:57:00,560
on the stone table and everything and Lucy and Susan are like right up on him. Like that

1061
01:57:00,560 --> 01:57:06,640
looks really good. Like I think what they did is they created like a model and then

1062
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:11,000
they just like put that whatever animations on his face. I was going to say when he was

1063
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:17,400
dead on that table, like that was almost certainly, uh, some kind of a, I want to say sculpture,

1064
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:24,320
but that's wrong. Like just something physical was there. It seemed like, um, but I do, I

1065
01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:28,280
stand by this. I said this earlier, but I stand by this. I feel like they were like,

1066
01:57:28,280 --> 01:57:33,480
listen, we have money for some effects, but we're going to use every last dime that we

1067
01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:40,240
can squeeze on this last battle. Like everything they had, they're like, listen, we don't got

1068
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:46,840
much, but there's going to be a lot of wild, crazy looking animals on the screen and we

1069
01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:52,200
need them to look in the daytime against top with doing this in the daytime. Uh, so we

1070
01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:56,700
have to have it look as good as possible. And I think, I mean, again, for the time,

1071
01:57:56,700 --> 01:58:02,600
I think it was especially that scene where it had to look as, as good as it possibly

1072
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:06,080
could. I think it did. I think for the time, I don't think it could have looked any better

1073
01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:12,600
than that. I think what they could have done instead of like right in the middle of the

1074
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:22,120
day is maybe like an early morning dusk. Yeah. Yeah. The sky would have been beautiful. You

1075
01:58:22,120 --> 01:58:27,480
could have had these beautiful oranges and purples and, and yeah, and still enough shadow

1076
01:58:27,480 --> 01:58:41,320
to cover up what, what looks janky. Yeah. I don't know. I, this one was a genuinely

1077
01:58:41,320 --> 01:58:48,760
tough one for me to, to score because practical. So I kind of split these up and then I average

1078
01:58:48,760 --> 01:59:03,640
them out. So what I've done is, um, the practical stuff I'm easily giving a solid like 91. Yeah.

1079
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:14,680
The, uh, how, what am I thinking? The, uh, the CG or like the digital, the CG stuff,

1080
01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:24,520
I am sitting at maybe like a 78. Yeah. That seems also right. And then the choreography

1081
01:59:24,520 --> 01:59:35,240
for some of the battles, uh, go ahead, maybe like an 81 get, hey, leave. No, the choreography

1082
01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:45,560
for those. No, sir. This was a PG movie. The fight choreography was PG movie. Ask like a

1083
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:51,760
kid had a dagger and didn't use it. Another kid had a bow and arrow and used it one time

1084
01:59:51,760 --> 01:59:57,840
once. Well, I'm thinking about everyone else that had to fight like those other, like,

1085
01:59:57,840 --> 02:00:03,720
yeah, there was a cool, I did remember the only ones using choreography. That's true.

1086
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:08,040
I it's funny because I do, even though since it's animated, I don't think of it in the

1087
02:00:08,040 --> 02:00:13,440
same way, but yeah, I do remember when they first, I, by the way, I loved it. They chose

1088
02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:18,400
whenever the, the two sides were running at each other, uh, to have it just be basically

1089
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:23,040
silent and all you could hear was their like footfalls and then they hit. And that's when

1090
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:27,200
everything kind of kicked up. But then you see one of those Centaur is freaking, he goes

1091
02:00:27,200 --> 02:00:31,560
to slice one of the Bisons and then fricking ducks down and it looks awesome. So you're

1092
02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:38,640
not right. Fine. Oh, you're right. I just, I just keep thinking of those terrible kids.

1093
02:00:38,640 --> 02:00:47,200
Uh, so yeah, averaging all of those out, that's putting the effects at like an 83. I will

1094
02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:54,200
match you on that because I was, yeah, I was having a lot of trouble, uh, thinking of how

1095
02:00:54,200 --> 02:01:01,920
to grade that, but yeah, I think 83 is fair. Yeah. Uh, Rose was a few points higher. He's

1096
02:01:01,920 --> 02:01:10,840
was at an 86. What did he give for character development? Uh, an 80 and I would love for

1097
02:01:10,840 --> 02:01:17,640
him to show his work. Please, please do that. Okay. Even if it's just something you record

1098
02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:27,640
and send to me personally, uh, I must know and no Rose, you do not reserve the right

1099
02:01:27,640 --> 02:01:33,560
to change your answer because you weren't on this show. Mr. I'm too sick or playing

1100
02:01:33,560 --> 02:01:43,440
pool with Vic or whatever it is you're doing. Uh, all right. Next step we got music. I feel

1101
02:01:43,440 --> 02:01:50,960
like it was good, but like none of it really, like if you were like hum the main theme,

1102
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:58,840
couldn't do it. Yeah, I couldn't either. It was, it was okay. Like it was as epic as

1103
02:01:58,840 --> 02:02:08,200
it needed to sound, but I feel like too, like until not until, but like, I feel like, uh,

1104
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:16,240
those like Marvel movies seem to really like put, uh, music, not in the forefront, but

1105
02:02:16,240 --> 02:02:20,440
like, you know, cause I guess they did it with like star wars and stuff, you know, like

1106
02:02:20,440 --> 02:02:24,400
characters would have their themes or whatever. So you would kind of recognize like maybe

1107
02:02:24,400 --> 02:02:30,200
this character was coming, but like, I don't know, like maybe it's just cause I never noticed

1108
02:02:30,200 --> 02:02:34,920
it or never, it was never brought to my attention until like Marvel movies, but like there was

1109
02:02:34,920 --> 02:02:39,080
nothing about like, you know how the Avengers, like if I say what's the Avengers theme, like

1110
02:02:39,080 --> 02:02:46,720
you can hear that pretty much instantly. Uh, and Narnia is no Avengers, but it's not, there

1111
02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:52,280
was, I literally finished watching it right before we started watch or before we started

1112
02:02:52,280 --> 02:03:03,880
this podcast. So I couldn't tell you one note, a C I bet there's a C and a G. And uh, but

1113
02:03:03,880 --> 02:03:08,760
yeah, I couldn't tell you anything about the music. So I don't know. Whatever the baseline

1114
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:15,560
is is what I would give this, uh, what is that a seven and eight, something like that.

1115
02:03:15,560 --> 02:03:26,080
Yeah. So we actually, we haven't used it yet, but like to determine like what the best score

1116
02:03:26,080 --> 02:03:37,680
to give a film is, uh, we came up with like, uh, like a, like a way to determine what's,

1117
02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:45,640
I, I can't, I'm, I lost for words right now. Uh, you're, are you creating music? Yeah.

1118
02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:55,440
So if we have a hard time figuring out what a score, a, like the music should get, we've

1119
02:03:55,440 --> 02:04:04,320
like kind of broken it down into what we think it's, it should be. Uh, so starting off with

1120
02:04:04,320 --> 02:04:14,520
one, we just said that this is trash trash at two. We said ear trash three is three is

1121
02:04:14,520 --> 02:04:26,200
a tune for four is barely music. Five is it's music. Six is a toe tapper. Seven is a bop.

1122
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:31,520
Eight is fire. Nine's a banger and 10 is a musical masterpiece. I want to give it a six

1123
02:04:31,520 --> 02:04:38,400
so bad, but it's gotta be a five. Like it's, I'm sure if I, if you, someone was like, what

1124
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:42,800
about this part? I would be like, Oh yeah, that was pretty epic. But like, again, the

1125
02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:48,600
fact that I literally just watched it and couldn't muster up one sound I'm trying to

1126
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:59,480
right now. And you know what I keep hearing? Harry Potter music. I, I'm personally sitting

1127
02:04:59,480 --> 02:05:08,080
at a six just because I love the little flute tune that Tumnus plays like the lullaby. There

1128
02:05:08,080 --> 02:05:13,800
it is. All right. Fine. You did it six for me as well, because you're right. Uh, that

1129
02:05:13,800 --> 02:05:19,520
that's great. Uh, should have been a pan flute, but it's fine. We won't dog points for that.

1130
02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:25,640
Uh, maybe, uh, you know what? They probably didn't do a pan flute cause they're like, no,

1131
02:05:25,640 --> 02:05:30,920
he is a fawn. Uh, he is not anything else. He is not one of them devil people. This is

1132
02:05:30,920 --> 02:05:33,640
a Jesus movie and don't you forget it.

1133
02:05:33,640 --> 02:05:43,000
Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Rose tried going up to a seven, but we out or we overruled him. So wherever

1134
02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:49,920
or we're making that a six, the correct, the correct, yes. Yep. Cause we, we were at boy.

1135
02:05:49,920 --> 02:05:54,640
I'm telling you, James McAvoy and Tilda Swinton just, just in little bitty ways making this

1136
02:05:54,640 --> 02:06:04,600
movie just that much better. Yep. Yeah. So we, we round down on this podcast. Yeah. So,

1137
02:06:04,600 --> 02:06:13,160
uh, it's in a six. So next up we got costumes and so this is taken character design and

1138
02:06:13,160 --> 02:06:21,080
everything into consideration. And yeah. So, I mean, we got the white witch, which her

1139
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:27,240
dude, her outfit fits were fricking killer. They were crazy. Her hair was always different

1140
02:06:27,240 --> 02:06:30,920
and crazy. I liked, or was it different? Cause I can't tell with that picture right there,

1141
02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:35,820
but like, is that in that crazy weird, like cornucopia thing that she had going on by

1142
02:06:35,820 --> 02:06:41,520
the end? Yes. Okay. Well, it was a little bit more distinguished in the, in like the

1143
02:06:41,520 --> 02:06:47,960
end end, but her hair was pretty much like this. But what I liked is like, as everything

1144
02:06:47,960 --> 02:06:59,320
got warmer, her crown started like, like I thought that was a, a fantastic touch. She,

1145
02:06:59,320 --> 02:07:05,520
you have her and, uh, Tumnus up there and yeah, those are definitely top two. I would

1146
02:07:05,520 --> 02:07:12,480
say the women in general in this movie were, where I guess girls, whatever were like their

1147
02:07:12,480 --> 02:07:19,080
wardrobe was, or costumes were much better. Like brother, when Pete, Peter, whatever his

1148
02:07:19,080 --> 02:07:24,440
name is, when they were going into their final battle and his armor was these two like shoulder

1149
02:07:24,440 --> 02:07:29,900
things. I'm like, what is, yeah. Like what is, what is this? That looks too much. I feel

1150
02:07:29,900 --> 02:07:37,280
like that's more than what was in the real movie. Uh, I don't know, man. Uh, especially

1151
02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:44,800
considering, uh, Edmund just got his arms stabbed off basically by the ice queen. Like,

1152
02:07:44,800 --> 02:07:51,040
cause that clearly that chain mail is doing nothing. Uh, cause she's just stab, stab,

1153
02:07:51,040 --> 02:08:01,360
stab. Like, I don't know. It looks cool, but you're going to war guy. Like, yeah, dude,

1154
02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:07,760
his helmet made him look ridiculous. Did you see when they were about to charge and he

1155
02:08:07,760 --> 02:08:12,400
goes to put his helmet down and you can see that clearly he did not know where his hand

1156
02:08:12,400 --> 02:08:17,400
was or where the thing was here. And when he pulled it down, he could like, it was barely

1157
02:08:17,400 --> 02:08:24,320
open to where he could see that was really, you couldn't do one more take on that. Yeah,

1158
02:08:24,320 --> 02:08:30,240
dude, I think they dropped the ball on their, their outfits a little bit. I mean, just a

1159
02:08:30,240 --> 02:08:38,560
little bit. Like the, the armor, I mean, the armor has a really cool design. Yes. This

1160
02:08:38,560 --> 02:08:43,680
is very Harry Potter esque. And that's what I mean. Like when he, once he was wearing

1161
02:08:43,680 --> 02:08:53,360
that every time he moved that sword, Gryffindor. Yeah. I mean, so the kids themselves, I mean,

1162
02:08:53,360 --> 02:09:03,240
going into like their, their royal outfits at the end, like they're very plain, but like

1163
02:09:03,240 --> 02:09:09,760
the girls look semi normal and the guys look like they're going to some crazy pajama party.

1164
02:09:09,760 --> 02:09:19,120
It's velvet. It's the, or whatever that material is, like it doesn't work for them. No, not

1165
02:09:19,120 --> 02:09:23,680
at all. And by the way, we're talking about how much like Aslan looked more real after

1166
02:09:23,680 --> 02:09:33,880
he came back from the dead and he couldn't look more fake right there. But I'm like,

1167
02:09:33,880 --> 02:09:42,640
I got to give this movie props for the, the creatures and white witch. Like they, dude,

1168
02:09:42,640 --> 02:09:48,600
I don't know how they fricking did it. They made Tilda Swinton look like a mountain of

1169
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:57,560
a woman. Like she was so, like she looked massive. Well, I mean, and that's it. And

1170
02:09:57,560 --> 02:10:01,720
that's again, what was so cool about that crown is because that's what did a lot of

1171
02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:07,280
that work. And then that's what, you know, diminished her as time went by is that crown

1172
02:10:07,280 --> 02:10:13,040
melting away. Yeah. I think it was also the angles that they were shooting her. Cause

1173
02:10:13,040 --> 02:10:20,440
when, when Edmund's in the, in the dungeon with, with, uh, Tom, this, like it's all like

1174
02:10:20,440 --> 02:10:26,840
down, like right next to like Edmund. So we're down at like ground level looking up at, at

1175
02:10:26,840 --> 02:10:31,040
the white witch. And that was just, I was like, Holy shit. She looks like a fricking

1176
02:10:31,040 --> 02:10:40,520
beast. Yeah. She's only like, she's like five 11. Really? Don't say it like that. Don't

1177
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:58,920
say only five 11. Your boy is five three. I will beat the one. How dare you. My bad.

1178
02:10:58,920 --> 02:11:07,360
How does she even try and look tall at five 11? I don't know by walking around. If I put

1179
02:11:07,360 --> 02:11:18,800
on high heels, I look still shorter than average. Yeah. I always forget that I'm like, I'm tall.

1180
02:11:18,800 --> 02:11:23,160
I will tell you this. I don't know if you've had the same experience, but more than a few

1181
02:11:23,160 --> 02:11:29,920
people that have dealt with me in this way. And by that, I mean just via webcam are genuinely

1182
02:11:29,920 --> 02:11:38,280
shocked that I am not closer to six foot tall. Like, do I look or project a taller, taller

1183
02:11:38,280 --> 02:11:47,680
person? I mean, I must, if you were like five 11. Yeah. Like you definitely project taller

1184
02:11:47,680 --> 02:11:57,120
than five, five, three. Don't pretend like you forgot. Like you forgot. You say it with

1185
02:11:57,120 --> 02:12:07,920
a gusto, sir. Yeah. I don't know. Was there any other, was there any other costumes to

1186
02:12:07,920 --> 02:12:15,640
consider in this? I mean, besides the main centaur. Oh, his like general or sergeant

1187
02:12:15,640 --> 02:12:22,280
at arms or whatever it was. Yeah. I thought he looked good. I mean, all the, the minotaurs

1188
02:12:22,280 --> 02:12:29,800
and bison people look great. So I mean, I have a hard time not giving this pretty high.

1189
02:12:29,800 --> 02:12:39,600
Yeah. What is a, what would an AB? It was just middle of the road. A about a nine. I

1190
02:12:39,600 --> 02:12:45,880
would say a nine. Yeah. That's what rose ended up giving it to. But what are you giving it?

1191
02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:51,000
I'm also giving it a nine. There you go. I was, I was, I was having a hard time not giving

1192
02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:59,680
it a nine. Like the, I think the only thing that's missing at least from the main people

1193
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:07,280
is like a strong silhouette, but I feel like I could see a silhouette of like tumnus or

1194
02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:14,080
the white witch or just kind of any of those other creatures and be like, that's Narnia.

1195
02:13:14,080 --> 02:13:19,480
Yeah. Well, and the only way that you would know their silhouette, like you would never

1196
02:13:19,480 --> 02:13:23,560
know them apart from each other. Like if they were all four next to each other, maybe you

1197
02:13:23,560 --> 02:13:29,840
would be like, Oh, okay. That's the, that's the Queens of Adam and the Kings of Eve or

1198
02:13:29,840 --> 02:13:39,720
whatever. Yeah. But no, that look at that. That's, that is a soldier. Number three. That's

1199
02:13:39,720 --> 02:13:47,400
who that Caleb is showing a main character right now that looks like a background character.

1200
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:56,840
Yep. Very much so. All right. Last step. We got our own personal score.

1201
02:13:56,840 --> 02:14:04,720
I can't give you any real good reason for this. Other than like, I liked watching a

1202
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:11,480
movie that theoretically I should have been nostalgic for that. I kind of forgot existed

1203
02:14:11,480 --> 02:14:15,960
because whenever I picked this movie PS, I did, cause you asked me, you were like, Hey,

1204
02:14:15,960 --> 02:14:21,480
do you have a favorite Christmas movie? And the answer to that question is no. I don't

1205
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:27,480
have a favorite Christmas movie at all. Not even kind of. So I just immediately went to

1206
02:14:27,480 --> 02:14:35,480
Google and I was like, or I was like unique or unconventional, you know, Christmas movies.

1207
02:14:35,480 --> 02:14:41,960
And I looked at a couple of lists and this one came up and I was like, you know, I vaguely

1208
02:14:41,960 --> 02:14:50,360
remember that I legitimately was like, I remember Turkish delights. And the fact that it's saying

1209
02:14:50,360 --> 02:14:57,760
like, Oh, father Christmas is, is featured in this. I was like close enough for me, man.

1210
02:14:57,760 --> 02:15:02,080
If they get presents from Santa, it's kind of a Christmas movie. And by the way, she

1211
02:15:02,080 --> 02:15:07,360
does say in the very beginning, she's like, no Christmases for a hundred years. He's like,

1212
02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:11,660
that's right. No Christmases for a hundred years. So it's like, kind of, I don't know.

1213
02:15:11,660 --> 02:15:18,680
It's not a Christmas movie really, but I don't know where I'm going with this other than

1214
02:15:18,680 --> 02:15:27,160
to say I'm, I think, I think I want to give it a B or a B, a, what the hell is a B an

1215
02:15:27,160 --> 02:15:32,120
85. Is that a B or B plus? What is that?

1216
02:15:32,120 --> 02:15:36,240
A 85 I believe is a B plus.

1217
02:15:36,240 --> 02:15:42,040
Ah, give it a B plus. Cause you know, I mean, it's again, even with all the problems that

1218
02:15:42,040 --> 02:15:48,360
I had with it, like it was a good movie. Like I would watch it again. Like if my nephews

1219
02:15:48,360 --> 02:15:53,760
were like, Hey, I'd like to see that. I would watch it with them. It made me want to read

1220
02:15:53,760 --> 02:16:00,200
the book and, or listen to listen to the audio version just to see, just to see what couldn't

1221
02:16:00,200 --> 02:16:07,640
fit in this movie. I don't know. Even with all of its, all of its weird shortcomings

1222
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:15,880
and, and just quick, too quick storytelling. Like, I don't know. I liked it. It was a good

1223
02:16:15,880 --> 02:16:20,360
movie. I'm going to, I'll put it this way. I'm going to watch the other two. So it was

1224
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:25,000
good enough to make me go see Prince Caspian and whatever the third Dawn Treader, is that

1225
02:16:25,000 --> 02:16:26,000
what he said?

1226
02:16:26,000 --> 02:16:34,040
I, I know I've, I like, I did watch Prince Caspian and that one was pretty good. But

1227
02:16:34,040 --> 02:16:36,000
I haven't seen Dawn Treader.

1228
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:39,560
I've got to imagine they don't go up in quality.

1229
02:16:39,560 --> 02:16:49,880
They do not. I will say, I will say, I liked Edmund a lot better in Prince Caspian.

1230
02:16:49,880 --> 02:16:57,840
Good. I'm like, I'm hoping to see all of them be able to grow some more acting chops as

1231
02:16:57,840 --> 02:17:03,440
these movies go. So, yeah.

1232
02:17:03,440 --> 02:17:13,560
Yeah. So I think I'm going to give this an 81. I'm a little bit on the lower end, but

1233
02:17:13,560 --> 02:17:24,760
I have a good time with this movie. I, it's nostalgia saved this, I will say. But I mean,

1234
02:17:24,760 --> 02:17:32,160
the movie itself, like if you're not going in expecting like a super fantastic story,

1235
02:17:32,160 --> 02:17:39,380
like this is a really solid film. Like it's fun. It's fast paced. It's a two and a half

1236
02:17:39,380 --> 02:17:42,840
hour long movie, but it doesn't quite feel like that.

1237
02:17:42,840 --> 02:17:48,080
I legitimately, if there's any great thing you can say about it, it is the fastest two

1238
02:17:48,080 --> 02:17:53,520
and a half hours you will ever experience. Like it does. There's no, there's no gaps.

1239
02:17:53,520 --> 02:17:57,800
I'll tell you that there's no like, Oh, I wonder, we're going to take a long walk. Like,

1240
02:17:57,800 --> 02:18:02,440
no, it's just, they're like, this is happening. This, this, this go, go, go.

1241
02:18:02,440 --> 02:18:08,920
Yeah. So I mean that I feel like that's the biggest benefit of this movie. And I, I see,

1242
02:18:08,920 --> 02:18:17,160
I'm with you. I definitely see myself rewatching this eventually. Probably not for a while,

1243
02:18:17,160 --> 02:18:24,840
but I mean, I did have a really good time rewatching this. And I mean, it, it did spark

1244
02:18:24,840 --> 02:18:32,600
me wanting to like watch Prince Caspian and Dawn Treader. So I mean, it did, it, I feel

1245
02:18:32,600 --> 02:18:36,480
it did its job as the introduction to a new universe.

1246
02:18:36,480 --> 02:18:44,280
Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So I'm going to give this an 81. Um, and Rose ended up giving this

1247
02:18:44,280 --> 02:18:54,160
an 84. There you go. I wildly close to each other all episode. I feel like. Yeah. All

1248
02:18:54,160 --> 02:19:03,080
right. So now for the fun part, or at least to this for, for me, please. No, this is,

1249
02:19:03,080 --> 02:19:07,680
listen, I love what I love about this part, everybody, if you're new to this, uh, this

1250
02:19:07,680 --> 02:19:13,960
here podcast, um, you should know something right now. Uh, Caleb is about to give his

1251
02:19:13,960 --> 02:19:21,300
rankings. Uh, he's going to say where this thing like falls on the letter grade scale,

1252
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:26,000
and then it's going to get compared to some other movies. And this is where it gets crazy.

1253
02:19:26,000 --> 02:19:31,400
Caleb has the nerve to try and tell you people that this is the part that doesn't matter.

1254
02:19:31,400 --> 02:19:38,280
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't say that. It doesn't matter. The ranking does

1255
02:19:38,280 --> 02:19:46,840
matter. It's fun. No, it's not fun. It's, uh, all business here at the, the all brothers.

1256
02:19:46,840 --> 02:19:54,160
Okay. I almost said the untrained. I, um, no, I, I do not accept this. This is not for

1257
02:19:54,160 --> 02:20:01,520
me. And this is the part where fights beginning and there were friendships beginning and,

1258
02:20:01,520 --> 02:20:07,280
uh, this is, this is where hell breaks loose, but go ahead. Tell us, tell us what craziness

1259
02:20:07,280 --> 02:20:12,880
we are about to embark on. All right. Going through these categories first really quick.

1260
02:20:12,880 --> 02:20:22,680
Starting off with story, we ended up averaging to an 80.67. The writing ended up at a 77

1261
02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:33,680
rating ended up at an 83.67 character development is sitting at a 76 effects at 84 music is

1262
02:20:33,680 --> 02:20:39,960
at a six out of 10. The costumes are sitting at a nine out of 10 and our personal score

1263
02:20:39,960 --> 02:20:50,160
ended up averaging out to an 83.33. Wow. So with that, the final all bros and untrained

1264
02:20:50,160 --> 02:20:55,960
I letter grade for the Chronicles of Narnia, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe has come

1265
02:20:55,960 --> 02:21:12,320
out to a drum roll noises, B minus a, ah, this, okay. The fun begins now. Caleb, what,

1266
02:21:12,320 --> 02:21:20,400
what in the world came above this movie? I must know. Yeah. So this is sitting at an

1267
02:21:20,400 --> 02:21:35,520
81.2 0%. Um, so our cutoff for B minus is an 80. So this is a, I won't say it's like

1268
02:21:35,520 --> 02:21:44,160
a super sturdy, but it, so our cutoff for B is 83 and then our bike for B minus it's

1269
02:21:44,160 --> 02:21:51,800
an 80. Like that's our rank, our range for B minus. And you said this was 80 or 81.20

1270
02:21:51,800 --> 02:22:04,240
81.20. Sorry. I didn't mean to call a horse into the microphone. Sorry. Yeah. All right.

1271
02:22:04,240 --> 02:22:14,800
So going what it's below first, it ended up below the matrix reloaded, which is at an

1272
02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:26,080
81.66. You're welcome. It is below, uh, the birds of prey, the Harley Quinn movie. Yes.

1273
02:22:26,080 --> 02:22:36,080
Okay. Which is at an 81.75. It is below holiday and handcuffs, which is at 81.78. Is that

1274
02:22:36,080 --> 02:22:42,400
the Dean Cain movie? Who's in that movie? Uh, I think that's Mario Lopez, Melissa Joan

1275
02:22:42,400 --> 02:22:48,360
Hart. Okay. If you can blame anyone for that, that's fricking all me all day. Yeah. No,

1276
02:22:48,360 --> 02:22:55,440
I, I heard that episode believe in your heart. Yeah. Um, it is below the bad guys, which

1277
02:22:55,440 --> 02:23:04,720
is an 81.81. That's the animated, uh, like big bad wolf and yep. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh,

1278
02:23:04,720 --> 02:23:10,240
it is below Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny, which is an haven't seen it. I'm

1279
02:23:10,240 --> 02:23:18,040
gonna assume that was a good choice you guys made. Yeah. And finally it is below rogue

1280
02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:28,320
one, which is an 81.93. 81.93. Huh? Yeah. No, no problems so far. I'm, I'm really disappointed.

1281
02:23:28,320 --> 02:23:39,440
All right. Well, you haven't heard what it's above yet. All right. This ended up above

1282
02:23:39,440 --> 02:23:48,680
asteroid city, which is an 81.16. You're not seeing that one. Okay. Uh, it is above Deadpool

1283
02:23:48,680 --> 02:23:58,000
two, which is an 81.08. Hold on a second. What movie did we watch? The Chronicles of

1284
02:23:58,000 --> 02:24:04,440
Narnia. It was better than Deadpool two. We'll get back to it. Keep going. All right. It

1285
02:24:04,440 --> 02:24:11,920
is above the banana splits movie, which is an 80.91. I haven't seen it, but I, I know

1286
02:24:11,920 --> 02:24:20,920
of it and I will watch it. Uh, it ended up above dune. I have exactly zero interest in

1287
02:24:20,920 --> 02:24:27,160
dune. You're talking about dune part one. Yep. Zendaya joint zero interest in that movie.

1288
02:24:27,160 --> 02:24:34,360
None. Uh, tell me this Caleb. Is it, should I get past myself and just watch it? No. Okay.

1289
02:24:34,360 --> 02:24:35,360
Keep going.

1290
02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:46,000
Uh, all right. It's above top gun, which is an 80.37. And listen, controversial, not a

1291
02:24:46,000 --> 02:24:56,160
big top gun guy. So I'm okay with that. Uh, it is also above super Mario bros, 1993. Ah,

1292
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dude, which is that an 80.08. Oh sons of bitches acted their faces off compared to those kids.

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Freaking rose gets all these redos. I want to redo on super Mario bros. It should definitely,

1294
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it shouldn't. Here's what's crazy. This is what's crazy. Is that the last one before

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I go off on a tangent? Yeah, that's the last one I'm going to bring up. This is what's

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that is.

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So welcome to a roads. And you got a good video on a road. Uh, and I have to mention

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my own English family. And I have a Chinese channel. So through-to paths on youtube

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Which is me as my native American native. It's longer than, what they call

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Cybertrop. Also always works best on Salesforce. One of the, one of my favorite

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things about working on WordPress is too many friends and like just my Commodore

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interruptive here were making I actually have a UK

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in the witch in the wardrobe. It just should. You can't convince me otherwise. But neither

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of them should be above Deadpool 2. This is where the conundrums come in. Because Deadpool

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2, what in the world, what was the lowest that Deadpool 2 got? What was its lowest category?

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Let's find out. Couldn't have been music. Couldn't have been costumes. Character development?

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That's my guess. Is character development. Alright, let's see. Deadpool 2. Its lowest?

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Yes. Was story. I disagree. What? So, okay, so Deadpool 2 is a weird one. So Deadpool

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2 is one that we did the mass ranking of. So there's a lot more people's opinions on

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that. Did old Scott Pilgrim himself frickin rate that one too? Brucken the frickin? No.

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Who did this one? So I don't remember who. A lot of people did though. You're protecting

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someone. No, no, no, no. Like a lot of people did. Like I sent the whole list out of like,

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because when we developed the system and when we decided that we were going to do the mass

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ranking of all the movies that we had done prior to that point, that hadn't received

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a score, we sent it out to a bunch of people. I think you got the list. Vic got the list

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and a bunch of other podcasts got it too. Because I was hitting up everyone. I was like,

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let us know. Like I was sending it to like random ass people and I'm pretty sure every

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02:27:41,300 --> 02:27:49,740
single one of them sent a score in for Deadpool 2. Listen, me and Vic have to right this wrong.

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We tried to do it with No Way Home or with Far From Home. It didn't work. We're going

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to try again someday with Deadpool 2 because I cannot let this stand. This is not right.

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Yeah. Because there's a category on here. Like there's some that I'm like, okay, yeah,

1322
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but music and costumes are way too low. Yeah. I was going to say like music alone, if it's

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not a 10, it's definitely a strong nine. Costumes, if costumes aren't tacked all the way out,

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then I don't want to live in this world anymore. Like there's no, you can't convince me that

1325
02:28:29,460 --> 02:28:38,700
those costumes aren't 100 or 10 or whatever the top is. They're that. Yeah. Like this

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is how I know that we didn't, that this wasn't only us because of that. Because music is

1327
02:28:46,700 --> 02:28:52,300
sitting at a seven and the costumes are at an eight. And I'm like, that's not me and

1328
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Rose. Like, listen, you could probably convince me that both of those are nines, but like

1329
02:28:58,580 --> 02:29:05,860
we'd have to talk about it. Like there's absolutely, there's no sevens in sight for the, no, these

1330
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people. Listen, it's fine. This is even if it's not, it is currently Brucker's fault.

1331
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So sorry. You're so bad at movies, Brucker. Yeah. I have, so I have a, uh, like on our

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system I have the certain, like, let's see, there's 22 movies that we are not solely responsible

1333
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for the score on. So it's between Thor Ragnarok, Justice League, Coco, Last Jedi, Homecoming,

1334
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Boondock Saints, Avengers, Black Panther, Stranger's Prey at Night, Greatest Showman,

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Infinity, Welcome to the Jungle, Avengers, or Infinity War, Deadpool 2, Ant-Man and the

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Wasp, Christopher Robin, Tag, Solo, Venom, Scott Pilgrim, Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman

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and Pulp Fiction. Listen, I bet if you just put, this is what you need to do, Caleb. You

1338
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need to have a, I don't know sports, but you know those things where they have like the

1339
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brackets and they're on either side and they have stuff go up against each other and then

1340
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it ends at the thing. Like you need to make one of those brackets with all these movies

1341
02:30:17,900 --> 02:30:24,460
on it and see like who, who people vote for to get to the top two that you guys need to

1342
02:30:24,460 --> 02:30:29,940
give your, whoever. Listen, you can't trust that. You said you sent it out to all of us

1343
02:30:29,940 --> 02:30:36,420
dummies out here. Like you, we can't be trusted. Clearly we cannot be trusted, uh, off of Scott

1344
02:30:36,420 --> 02:30:44,780
Pilgrim and Infinity War alone. Uh, so, no, I just, no, I can't, I cannot abide this.

1345
02:30:44,780 --> 02:30:52,140
Vic, where are you? Come on. Yeah. I mean, we, we, we may definitely have to like re-explore

1346
02:30:52,140 --> 02:31:01,140
that cause I think Scott Pilgrim for sure needs to be re-explored cause that was just

1347
02:31:01,140 --> 02:31:08,740
a load of shit. We just, we just, Beth and I just showed our nephews that movie and uh,

1348
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it's, it is always as good as I remember. It's, it never goes down in quality. It's

1349
02:31:16,340 --> 02:31:25,100
so good. Scott Pilgrim. Like, yeah, I mean, it's hard too cause it's like, I agree with

1350
02:31:25,100 --> 02:31:34,340
a lot of these scores. It's just, there's Scott Pilgrim and Deadpool 2 needs to be adjusted,

1351
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but I'm not upset that it's at a B minus. You know, it's funny. I, I kind of agree with

1352
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that, but I don't know. Like it's, I don't know. I, I think it should be a B plus if

1353
02:31:48,580 --> 02:31:56,780
I'm being completely honest. Uh, but a strong B plus I would say. Just for shits and giggles.

1354
02:31:56,780 --> 02:32:05,180
Let's see. Like if giving a music or music and nine and the costumes and nine, it's still

1355
02:32:05,180 --> 02:32:17,500
be at a B minus. It just be at an 82% or almost 83. That's that the two things I would say

1356
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about that is putting those both at nine is being generous to the, uh, the underdog. Like

1357
02:32:25,860 --> 02:32:33,060
I feel like one, if not both of those categories deserve a 10. Uh, okay. How about, how about

1358
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costumes at a nine soundtrack at a 10. We're going to litigate this movie to death and

1359
02:32:41,660 --> 02:32:47,380
I'll do it with you. We'll be up until one o'clock in the morning. We'll, we'll, we'll

1360
02:32:47,380 --> 02:32:53,620
redo this whole movie, but I would, I would need you to tell me why costumes are not,

1361
02:32:53,620 --> 02:33:01,940
would not be a 10. Well, cause in all actuality, the only costume in there is Deadpool and

1362
02:33:01,940 --> 02:33:10,780
juggernaut and okay. And, and, and, and cable and a kid vicious, whatever his name is. Uh,

1363
02:33:10,780 --> 02:33:17,580
also, wait, am I thinking? Yeah. Domino, uh, all the domino doesn't really have a costume

1364
02:33:17,580 --> 02:33:23,220
though. It out of my face. What you're, oh my, okay. You're telling you're the one talking

1365
02:33:23,220 --> 02:33:28,460
about silhouettes. Domino's got a good silhouette. Everyone on the X-Force basically, except

1366
02:33:28,460 --> 02:33:37,020
for Brad Pitt, whatever he was, the vanisher. Um, yeah, no, you can't. I, well, I won't,

1367
02:33:37,020 --> 02:33:46,740
I won't say no, but I, my personal grade would be a 10 for costumes.

1368
02:33:46,740 --> 02:33:55,060
I, I, I would, I would disagree with you on that. Rose column. So if, so if we did either

1369
02:33:55,060 --> 02:33:59,720
way, if one of them gets bumped up to a 10 and the other one's sitting at a nine either

1370
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or the movie does get bumped up to a B. Listen, we can work this out. This movie's B plus.

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I can, I can, I can fuzzy up the numbers enough to make this a B plus.

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That I don't know if you could cause a lot of these other scores I kind of agree with.

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02:34:24,260 --> 02:34:29,580
I mean character, I really am shocked that character development was not the lowest cause

1374
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I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I don't think there was a lot of character development

1375
02:34:34,340 --> 02:34:43,060
in that movie. Um, but acting, come on son. Like you're talking about a to a plus acting,

1376
02:34:43,060 --> 02:34:55,340
uh, writing and story was actually the highest. Go on. What was it? Uh, 86.6. Oh my God. See,

1377
02:34:55,340 --> 02:35:02,960
that's it. Listen to what you just said. Acting was the highest at 86.6. That's not right.

1378
02:35:02,960 --> 02:35:11,900
You know, that's not right. That's a minimum of a 90, a minimum of a 90. Uh, I don't know

1379
02:35:11,900 --> 02:35:19,700
about that. You're listening. Everyone tell me Russell was a fricking 90. You're out of

1380
02:35:19,700 --> 02:35:30,100
your mind. It wasn't the Russell movie. He was part of an ensemble. Oh my God. This might

1381
02:35:30,100 --> 02:35:40,100
be a future episode. Just going through the ones that people have wrongly. Yeah. Man,

1382
02:35:40,100 --> 02:35:45,740
that's what we should have done for 300. Just have like these out. Yeah. Like have people

1383
02:35:45,740 --> 02:35:52,340
go through our, our listen, you could do that every handful of episodes or whatever. Just

1384
02:35:52,340 --> 02:35:55,740
be like, you know what? We're going to fight this one out. Me and Rose or me and whoever

1385
02:35:55,740 --> 02:36:00,580
just going to like pick a movie to be like, no, this is wrong. We're going to relitigate

1386
02:36:00,580 --> 02:36:13,500
this whole thing. Yeah. So anyway, that's where Narnia ended up getting back on track.

1387
02:36:13,500 --> 02:36:21,300
Somewhere somehow it ended up above everything it should and shouldn't have. Yep. I mean,

1388
02:36:21,300 --> 02:36:29,740
I'm not completely, I mean, Deadpool two aside, I'm not upset of where, where it's at. No,

1389
02:36:29,740 --> 02:36:35,580
I do. I would say, I mean, if I'm being completely, I don't know my, I have too much nostalgia

1390
02:36:35,580 --> 02:36:41,560
love for the super Mario bros movie. So I would at least put them next to each other.

1391
02:36:41,560 --> 02:36:46,140
Who would go on in front? I couldn't tell you, but those two movies would be sitting

1392
02:36:46,140 --> 02:36:54,580
right next to each other. Yeah. Well, I mean, the difference between them is a single percentage.

1393
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So they basically are sitting next to each other. They are basically sit like the margins

1394
02:36:59,020 --> 02:37:05,060
are so close. Like that's what's, that's what I find so fun about these rankings. Cause

1395
02:37:05,060 --> 02:37:09,700
it's like, they really don't matter. Cause anytime you do argue, you're arguing between

1396
02:37:09,700 --> 02:37:15,380
point two. Did you all hear that? Do you remember when I said, he said, it doesn't matter. And

1397
02:37:15,380 --> 02:37:20,700
he said, I don't think that at all. Did you hear what he just said? Say it again. No,

1398
02:37:20,700 --> 02:37:28,260
listen, it don't matter. He says, like if you're arguing between freaking like, like

1399
02:37:28,260 --> 02:37:35,180
Narnia and matrix reloaded, like if that was one that people were throwing a fit about

1400
02:37:35,180 --> 02:37:42,700
you're arguing between less than a percentage. I thought you were like, how minuscule is

1401
02:37:42,700 --> 02:37:48,460
less than a percentage? I love that you think that people don't love to argue over anything

1402
02:37:48,460 --> 02:37:52,900
for any reason. I know that's why, that's why we post the rankings. Cause those people

1403
02:37:52,900 --> 02:38:00,180
like, like, dude, that triggers people in a way that I've never seen before. I feel

1404
02:38:00,180 --> 02:38:05,900
like that is how Vic and I came together. Uh, is me being like, this is, you people

1405
02:38:05,900 --> 02:38:11,180
are all ridiculous. You and your stupid rankings, you're ranking everything wrong. Why is everything

1406
02:38:11,180 --> 02:38:24,420
being ranked wrong? Oh my goodness. Yeah. Well, listen, can't win them all. That pull

1407
02:38:24,420 --> 02:38:31,580
to by the way, justice for Deadpool too. That will be coming soon to a theater near you.

1408
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Alrighty. Well, with that, I believe that that wraps up this week's episode. Uh, DJ,

1409
02:38:41,060 --> 02:38:45,700
would you like to tell everyone where they can find you when you actually release stuff?

1410
02:38:45,700 --> 02:38:50,980
Uh, wherever you're listening right now, just type in the untrained eye and, uh, unless

1411
02:38:50,980 --> 02:38:56,500
it's YouTube, not on there, uh, pretty much everywhere else though, the untrained eye.

1412
02:38:56,500 --> 02:39:01,900
Um, and you can listen to our show. Me and my wife, Beth do a show about, uh, stuff we

1413
02:39:01,900 --> 02:39:06,660
think is interesting. And if you want to talk to us on any kind of social medium, you can

1414
02:39:06,660 --> 02:39:15,620
do that at untrained iPod. Yes. That's E Y E P O D. Uh, and yeah, just about everywhere.

1415
02:39:15,620 --> 02:39:22,500
Even the ones that Donald Trump owns. Think about that. You gotta get all the, you gotta

1416
02:39:22,500 --> 02:39:29,140
get the tags everywhere, you know? Yeah. Fair enough there. Rose was the one that sent me

1417
02:39:29,140 --> 02:39:33,340
the invite. He's like, dude, I love it here. Finally, people that think like I do come

1418
02:39:33,340 --> 02:39:44,940
on over to Donald Trump's thing. It must be true. He's not saying it's a lie. Uh, he's

1419
02:39:44,940 --> 02:39:57,660
going to hear this. Be like, what? Hey, relax. He'll never hear this. Uh, all right. Well,

1420
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if you liked this episode, want to check out more of our stuff, be sure to follow and subscribe

1421
02:40:01,540 --> 02:40:07,380
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1422
02:40:07,380 --> 02:40:15,900
on YouTube as well. Uh, where I released the video version of, of this show. And I've actually

1423
02:40:15,900 --> 02:40:21,980
been pretty decent about doing that lately. Do if you guys want to see the shiniest head

1424
02:40:21,980 --> 02:40:31,460
on the East coast, boom, look at that blinded, blinded, blinded, blinded. Uh, I gotcha.

1425
02:40:31,460 --> 02:40:38,220
Don't worry about it. Uh, you can also follow us on social media. We are on Facebook, Twitter,

1426
02:40:38,220 --> 02:40:45,140
or X the app. No, no, no. I refuse. You call it Twitter. We're all going to call it Twitter

1427
02:40:45,140 --> 02:40:51,540
until Elon Musk realizes the mistake that he made. You fricking this. I mean, we're

1428
02:40:51,540 --> 02:41:01,060
on Twitter, but we don't post to it like ever. Cause I feel like Twitter's gone. Twitter's

1429
02:41:01,060 --> 02:41:12,420
definitely has died. For sure. Yeah. Um, but yeah, Instagram, Tik Tok, all at the all bros.

1430
02:41:12,420 --> 02:41:17,460
You can hit us up through our email. If you wanted to, uh, hit us up with an episode idea,

1431
02:41:17,460 --> 02:41:22,180
want to answer our question of the week, or if you want to join us for an episode, uh,

1432
02:41:22,180 --> 02:41:26,540
you can email us at the all bros channel at gmail.com. Check out our website, tiny URL

1433
02:41:26,540 --> 02:41:31,500
dot com forward slash the all bros. Um, and then you can check out our merch store, which

1434
02:41:31,500 --> 02:41:38,080
is on T public. Cause I attempted to put our merch store somewhere else and it wasn't working.

1435
02:41:38,080 --> 02:41:44,100
So I just started updating T public again. Wait, what was the one that was selling out

1436
02:41:44,100 --> 02:41:50,820
like crazy forever? Haunted, haunted monster house, monster house. Is it still, it still

1437
02:41:50,820 --> 02:41:58,140
every once in a while we'll get like, dude, Halloween it went fricking nuts. I love it

1438
02:41:58,140 --> 02:42:04,900
so much. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to think of like, there was another one that was recently

1439
02:42:04,900 --> 02:42:10,460
purchased. I was like, what the hell? I, I need to go to T public because that one, you

1440
02:42:10,460 --> 02:42:15,220
show it on the, uh, it's one of the many reasons you should be watching the video version of

1441
02:42:15,220 --> 02:42:22,700
this podcast. Uh, but you show in that little scroll of, uh, the different all bros, uh,

1442
02:42:22,700 --> 02:42:28,100
logos that you make for the different episodes. I think it's one for mutant mayhem. Am I right?

1443
02:42:28,100 --> 02:42:35,160
You show that one in that, uh, dude, that one, I love that one. Like you do it. Listen,

1444
02:42:35,160 --> 02:42:41,140
you do a lot of great ones. That one. I'm like, Oh, I need that. I need that on something.

1445
02:42:41,140 --> 02:42:50,060
Dude, I have so much fun with those. Like, like they're, they're fricking blast. I mean,

1446
02:42:50,060 --> 02:42:56,180
listen, I know that Rose also likes to blow smoke up your ass with this, but I legitimately

1447
02:42:56,180 --> 02:43:02,660
can say like it is, it has gotten, it was already good, but it just continues to get

1448
02:43:02,660 --> 02:43:08,260
better. Like you're, uh, would you call it photo shopping? What would you call it? I

1449
02:43:08,260 --> 02:43:14,220
guess that's Photoshop. Whatever you're doing, that's letting you create these logos that

1450
02:43:14,220 --> 02:43:22,940
go for the movie, like go alongside with the movie. It's, it really is. Uh, it's cool to

1451
02:43:22,940 --> 02:43:29,580
see. I don't know. It's, I don't know. I like it. I'm bad at giving compliments. Sometimes

1452
02:43:29,580 --> 02:43:36,100
you're good. You're good. I like your stuff, Caleb. Oh, I appreciate that. I, dude, I have

1453
02:43:36,100 --> 02:43:40,740
so much fun with those. Like it's, it's tough too, cause it's like, I have to track down

1454
02:43:40,740 --> 02:43:46,260
the fonts and everything like, or just like similar fonts. The, uh, the mutant mayhem

1455
02:43:46,260 --> 02:43:51,460
one, I couldn't find like an exact replica for. So I just found one that was like really

1456
02:43:51,460 --> 02:43:58,980
similar and just like lowered the opacity down and just started like drawing my own font

1457
02:43:58,980 --> 02:44:05,340
for that. That's it. Do you hear that people making his own font for it? So good.

1458
02:44:05,340 --> 02:44:09,580
That's the reason, isn't that the reason why you're having to like re-upload stuff to T

1459
02:44:09,580 --> 02:44:16,620
public? Cause Disney was like, uh, LOL, no thank you. Get that out of there. Yeah. Like

1460
02:44:16,620 --> 02:44:21,900
they knocked out a bunch. Dude, we, we got fricking a ding, like when I was uploading

1461
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new ones, like we got dinged for dune and I'm like, what the hell? Like I didn't even

1462
02:44:26,600 --> 02:44:29,660
copy the font on that one.

1463
02:44:29,660 --> 02:44:36,500
Dude, you need to make like a portfolio or something and send it in somewhere. Like I

1464
02:44:36,500 --> 02:44:41,860
feel like you should be doing this for a living. Like you do not just podcasting, but also

1465
02:44:41,860 --> 02:44:44,220
that like, I dunno, it's very good.

1466
02:44:44,220 --> 02:44:53,020
I appreciate that. I mean, my, my portfolio is basically the, where I store all of these.

1467
02:44:53,020 --> 02:44:59,900
Well, if I ever have need, I'll hire you.

1468
02:44:59,900 --> 02:45:08,660
Well, happy to do it. Like I think I didn't I make you the Mandalorian one, dude, that

1469
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again, like some, I mean, it's, it's self, uh, the grand, what's the word, uh, self-serving.

1470
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But man, I do feel privileged to be part of some of your like upper echelon, uh, logos

1471
02:45:23,100 --> 02:45:26,700
that you've made. And I feel like the Mandalorian was one of them.

1472
02:45:26,700 --> 02:45:32,180
Yeah, dude, that one's always been one that's like stood out to me. Like I love the, cause

1473
02:45:32,180 --> 02:45:38,180
I made yours look like Mandalorian and I made mine look like the book of Boba Fett. I love

1474
02:45:38,180 --> 02:45:42,460
that one.

1475
02:45:42,460 --> 02:45:47,780
It's yeah, it's awesome. I don't, by the way, it's not just that you do it. It's that you

1476
02:45:47,780 --> 02:45:54,340
do it so quickly. Like it's, it seems cause now I'm glad that you were able to post it

1477
02:45:54,340 --> 02:46:00,340
or figure out how to post those videos that like show like the sped up you doing the,

1478
02:46:00,340 --> 02:46:04,740
you know, making those things, whether it's making the font or just doing the, like, I

1479
02:46:04,740 --> 02:46:13,420
don't know. It's, uh, it's beyond me. Yeah. I actually, uh, started altering that cause

1480
02:46:13,420 --> 02:46:19,180
like recording them cause I, that's like, that's like 40 minutes to an hour's worth

1481
02:46:19,180 --> 02:46:22,740
of video that I have locked. And I'm like, I don't have the space on my computer for

1482
02:46:22,740 --> 02:46:23,740
that anymore.

1483
02:46:23,740 --> 02:46:32,980
Yeah. You just gotta get the hits and then, uh, you know, yeah, that's yeah. Yeah. So

1484
02:46:32,980 --> 02:46:37,740
I'm, I'm starting something else with that. I'm still doing like the little animation

1485
02:46:37,740 --> 02:46:44,740
at the end and whatnot. Cause that's fun for me. But, uh, yeah. Keep, or kind of trying

1486
02:46:44,740 --> 02:46:49,660
to keep track of those like hour long things. Cause I try to get them ahead too. So I'm

1487
02:46:49,660 --> 02:46:55,820
like, I can't forget and keep two hours worth of video on my computer anymore.

1488
02:46:55,820 --> 02:47:03,740
Yeah. That are you like that too? Like I have a external hard drive where I can't bring

1489
02:47:03,740 --> 02:47:10,900
myself to like delete the raw files of anything. I'm like, ah, I have the edited stuff on my

1490
02:47:10,900 --> 02:47:16,260
computer, but all the raw stuff. I'm like, what if I need to edit it? Like years of stuff.

1491
02:47:16,260 --> 02:47:25,980
I do need to delete it, but I recently, um, so I, I was, I've always had like computer

1492
02:47:25,980 --> 02:47:32,820
issues where I couldn't keep that, that amount of stuff on. So I only have the five most

1493
02:47:32,820 --> 02:47:40,420
recent episodes of like the raw stuff. And then I go through and just delete it all as

1494
02:47:40,420 --> 02:47:47,780
I like, I'll delete the last, like the sixth one. And so that's like how I, how I go because

1495
02:47:47,780 --> 02:47:56,660
I have, I don't have any space to keep that stuff. So if, if anything happens to our folder,

1496
02:47:56,660 --> 02:48:02,420
I'm screwed. Yeah. That's, I know what you're saying. Like if anything, yeah. It's your

1497
02:48:02,420 --> 02:48:08,620
portfolio. I don't know what the word is. Yeah. It's wild. I bought a terabyte, uh,

1498
02:48:08,620 --> 02:48:15,300
external hard drive. It is also now full of like, that's how much extra nonsense that

1499
02:48:15,300 --> 02:48:23,780
I have on that thing. Yeah. I actually just recently purchased a, a, a external hard drive,

1500
02:48:23,780 --> 02:48:32,420
uh, two terabytes and it's, it's getting up there because I, cause like I'm saving the,

1501
02:48:32,420 --> 02:48:39,300
the episodes and then on top of that, I'm also saving the videos and then all the like

1502
02:48:39,300 --> 02:48:44,940
little tick tock and stuff that we make. Like I have so much stuff. I'm like, I can't freaking

1503
02:48:44,940 --> 02:48:51,740
keep all that. Like the tick tocks I'm saving like every single one and the, the, the YouTube

1504
02:48:51,740 --> 02:48:58,060
videos I'm like, if I need to download them, I'll they're on YouTube and like, and the

1505
02:48:58,060 --> 02:49:04,900
same thing with the episodes. But if, so if that goes down, like the all bros is dead

1506
02:49:04,900 --> 02:49:11,500
cause I don't have shit saved. I mean, listen, the good news is, is everyone would still

1507
02:49:11,500 --> 02:49:18,900
be subscribed. So it's not like you can just put out an episode and go, LOL. Whoopsie. Sorry,

1508
02:49:18,900 --> 02:49:25,140
they're all gone, but I promise we're going to keep going. We really are on over 300 episodes.

1509
02:49:25,140 --> 02:49:36,460
Yeah. So anyway, so next week, uh, you guys can look forward to us breaking down eight

1510
02:49:36,460 --> 02:49:42,660
crazy nights, keeping the holiday spirit alive. Uh, and we should have the plunge on that

1511
02:49:42,660 --> 02:49:51,580
pond, that podcast. So it should be now or only a one plunger Rooney that I do not know.

1512
02:49:51,580 --> 02:50:01,060
We will, you will be as shocked as I am. I hope that Hunter, uh, also makes his plunge

1513
02:50:01,060 --> 02:50:08,940
or as a all bros debut. Yeah. Well, I'm, I'm pumped for that one. I haven't watched eight

1514
02:50:08,940 --> 02:50:14,140
crazy nights yet, but I've heard Rose just kind of go on about it and I'm excited. I'm

1515
02:50:14,140 --> 02:50:20,580
going to tell you how old eight crazy nights is. That's one that, uh, Beth and I rented

1516
02:50:20,580 --> 02:50:27,100
a firm blockbuster and forgot that we had it. And we had it so long that they were like,

1517
02:50:27,100 --> 02:50:31,320
I think they wanted to charge us. It was a couple hundred bucks because they're like,

1518
02:50:31,320 --> 02:50:38,940
we had it for a long time. It was an in demand thing. And, uh, I, I was, we had just come

1519
02:50:38,940 --> 02:50:43,460
into a little bit of money and I was like, all right, fine. We need to fricking, cause

1520
02:50:43,460 --> 02:50:47,160
we didn't know we're like young idiots and we're like, they're going to somehow ruin

1521
02:50:47,160 --> 02:50:52,020
our credit or something. So I went to go and return this eight crazy nights and pay the

1522
02:50:52,020 --> 02:50:57,140
$200 or whatever it was. And I gave it to the guy and I was like, Hey, I owe money for

1523
02:50:57,140 --> 02:51:00,780
this. And he's like, you're good. It was just some kid. He's like, you're good. I'm like,

1524
02:51:00,780 --> 02:51:08,620
are you sure? He's like, yeah. I'm like, okay. And I just left and I was like, we saved $200.

1525
02:51:08,620 --> 02:51:11,380
Let's go out to eat or something.

1526
02:51:11,380 --> 02:51:19,100
Oh my gosh, dude. Nothing's better than not losing money that you thought you were going

1527
02:51:19,100 --> 02:51:24,940
to have to spend. Yeah. Yeah. Now that is free money. That is fully free money at that

1528
02:51:24,940 --> 02:51:33,300
point. Yup. Dude, same thing happened with my phone. Like I spent like 300 bucks on my

1529
02:51:33,300 --> 02:51:38,780
phone cause I needed a new one. Cause my other one like shorted out and I ordered one on

1530
02:51:38,780 --> 02:51:45,460
Amazon. They sent it. It ended up at the wrong house. And I like ran around the neighborhood

1531
02:51:45,460 --> 02:51:49,780
looking to see if they dropped it off at a neighbor's place. And I was like, I can't

1532
02:51:49,780 --> 02:51:54,860
find this, this house. Like it's not in my neighborhood. So they refunded me the money.

1533
02:51:54,860 --> 02:51:59,780
And my neighbor came and he's like, Hey, I think this is yours. And I was like, it's

1534
02:51:59,780 --> 02:52:02,260
my phone. I'm like, yay.

1535
02:52:02,260 --> 02:52:12,060
What's good. Sorry. No, I was just, I freaking love when that shit happens. Dude. It's crazy.

1536
02:52:12,060 --> 02:52:15,140
Amazon is wild when it comes to that. Cause that's happened. It's something like that

1537
02:52:15,140 --> 02:52:18,980
has happened to me before too. And I've gotten back in touch with them and like, Hey, this

1538
02:52:18,980 --> 02:52:25,700
came. Do you want to, and they're like, we've already dealt with this. Goodbye. Like, okay.

1539
02:52:25,700 --> 02:52:30,180
Yeah. They can't freaking be bothered with that stuff.

1540
02:52:30,180 --> 02:52:36,260
No, make what your stupid $300 phone. Get out of my face. We're multiple billion dollar

1541
02:52:36,260 --> 02:52:42,980
business. Yeah. Yeah. You don't think we just have Eddie Murphy money for nobody, huh? Like,

1542
02:52:42,980 --> 02:52:43,980
come on man.

1543
02:52:43,980 --> 02:52:51,860
All right. Well, you guys can look forward to that episode next week until then. This

1544
02:52:51,860 --> 02:52:58,160
has been the all bros podcast featuring DJ from the untrained eye and we will catch

1545
02:52:58,160 --> 02:53:03,260
you guys next week. Deuces. So long.