I'm pretty sure you're the first one to see that other than like that's a pretty bad ass
intro. Whoa who's a Photoshop expert in this group here? That is Caleb. Well done sir well done.
All right what is up bros I'm Caleb and we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the
most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible. Welcome to the all bros.
This week on the podcast we are joined by a very special guest Mikey from failing Hollywood.
Would you like to say that's me? Yeah is this the I don't think this is the first one you've been
on right? I think it is the first one I've been on because you guys have both been on the winner
circle with us and I've had you on our show on failing Hollywood also but no I think this is my
first time here with you guys. Oh that's awesome I was thinking through like I was I was scrolling
through like the my like the catalog I'm like I swear he's been on one before but I guess I
was thinking the one I was on with you. And what a great cinematic masterpiece for me to come in on.
So this one's gonna be great this one's gonna be fantastic. All right so first up in or kind
of going through what we're gonna talk about in 4k spotlight we have one new release that we're
going to talk about and then moving on through the wall we got a new trailer for Five Nights at
Freddy's that we're going to discuss a little bit before we get into our headliner which will be
our breakdown of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. So without further ado let's say we get
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Yeah. Oh. So yeah anyway first up we got 4K spotlight so Rose would you like to let us know where we can get this movie? I would love to. So this week we got Scream 6 coming out. I just had a brain fart sorry. Wow yeah so Scream 6 coming out this Tuesday.
There's only one it's not even an exclusive so there's no exclusives for this thing. This thing wow there's no exclusives for this movie but it is getting a special format. So you got the regular 4K right here looking very very nice it's the classic theater poster.
Next up we have the steelbook so this is the I guess exclusive format but I don't really count it as an exclusive because it's not exclusive to any stores. So you can get this anywhere it's going to be at Best Buy, Target, Amazon.
Usually Best Buy and Amazon are your two best bets for Paramount Steelbooks. I usually try for Best Buy just because Amazon is known for shipping steelbooks and bubble mailers and we all know how that turns out.
Kind of a lazy photo. It looks like they just like took like a bigger photo and they're like just cut out the corner where the Scream guy is.
I would agree it's it is kind of a lazy steelbook. I know this was one of the teaser posters.
Yeah I wish they would have done something different. We think that every single week like whoever designs these steelbooks or cover photos like they need they need help.
Yeah like the 4K actually looked good like it was good artwork. Yeah that's true. That's what I freaking based my artwork off of. I loved just that white on the edges.
It just kind of like made everything like a little bit brighter but still like scary. It was so cool. Yeah. And then they go and do something like this.
Yep. So yeah nothing really much to say about it. I guess like the most positive thing I can say is that you get I guess you get a close up look at the cracks on the mask.
Oh yeah. But that's that's really all I got.
And then lastly I skipped over it sorry just the regular Blu-ray which if it's showcasing the red on the top for where it says Blu-ray plus digital code I'm really hoping that the case is also red because they have done that in the past when this is the case.
The the tab above above the movie or I guess the slip cover is in red. They'll make the case read too. So fingers crossed because that would be freaking awesome.
Yeah I wish they did do that more. They must be an expensive marketing ploy though right. Is that why more movies don't change the color of their DVD covers.
I think so. I mean the last two that I can actually there's only one I can think of that did it for just a Blu-ray and it was turning red. But I mean that that made sense. That would make sense yeah.
But I know for like was it actually we know Cruella did it too for not only their 4k but also their Blu-ray. It was a red case. Yeah. It's kind of like what back in the VHS days when they like change the color of the cassettes like Nickelodeon always had like the orange ones.
Stuff like that. Can we go back to that. Right. Yeah. There was like a fricking. Yeah. Like I remember the frickin like Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius tape was yellow. Yeah.
She was awesome. Yeah. I freaking follow some dude on on Tick Tock that will make custom VHS is of movies like he's gone and like with Spider-Man he's gone and got like a red VCR like tape blue top and then he puts his own like custom webbing on like the cover with like the title and everything.
It looks freaking sick like oh interesting. Yeah. Like obviously it's like with a outdated format but like they they got super creative with that stuff like I'm so I'm kind of bummed they don't get that creative with it now like this is probably the most creative horror cover like this scream one the most creative horror cover I've seen in a while.
Like I think if they start throwing in more color into them like I think that would really help without like I know it's like kind of messes with the tone and everything but I like this artistic vibe about it.
Yeah. I mean I feel sorry. No I was just I mean I don't know. I think it's probably it's probably I guess the times have sailed away because I mean not many people are even buying any of these only real collectors are buying them and a lot of them are just going I don't do steel books but I still do buy DVDs but I'm few and far between.
Sure you're the same.
Yeah I know it kills me too. I have a wall in my living room I have over 800 DVDs and Blu rays and stuff like. Okay, that makes me feel better. Yeah.
I'm one of them. See, I feel I'm a little indifferent with you guys like I don't love the artwork for these new screen movies I feel there's too much going on. Whereas I like what they did with the like the new Halloween trilogy where every poster was just the close up of how Michael's mask looked in the movie.
I kind of would have preferred if they did that with like Ghost Faces mask. But I guess that'd be them copying the Halloween trilogy so I get all to all to the I will take what they're doing here.
Yeah, I appreciate them doing something different. Yeah, and maybe they'll continue with the steel book with the just a fourth of a photo cut out.
This might be a stupid question. Is this the.
Is this like actually the sixth movie or am I like forgetting another screen movie that's come out.
No, this is the okay.
I think that they have a TV series though.
Yes, they did. Yeah. Okay, dude, something I think would be really cool for them to do is, like, eventually when they release a box set of these is have each cover be like a close up of that Ghost Face masks.
That'd be super dope.
Yeah, so if they because I think that, like after seven they're stopping I think that they just want the these directors just wanted to do a new trilogy, but if that's the case and they kind of got to make the last one like different enough to like the
original because I don't know if they're going to bring back the way that these masks were introduced in this movie.
So if they kind of just go back to the original where it's you know like a plate that just the classic Ghost Face mask nothing happened to it, be kind of weird if like five ogee mask six, you know like destroyed frickin cracks everywhere mask and then
oh seven back to ogee.
The set the seventh one is going to have the blood that can like pumps through it.
God.
Remember that old style Halloween masks.
God, dude.
He's gonna have the frickin scary movie one where has like the tongue sticking out on the side.
I remember going is that for one Halloween.
Yeah, I wouldn't be.
Yeah, I wouldn't be upset by that whatsoever.
I could take scream seriously after that though.
Yeah, or at least change the orientation of the eyes or something I guess it wouldn't be scared. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Anything else would take out the seriousness.
That is it. That's a tough job. That would be a really tough job to kind of figure out like, at least with this one they had like a decent enough idea like, oh, we'll just like age the masks up or like we'll use different like different masks for different people
blah blah blah blah blah but how you go from what they did here to either something completely original like in terms of like how the mask looks or whatever like you.
You can't go back and basically do what this movie did and reintroduce all of the original masks like it just be kind of a cop out.
Yeah, that's a good point. So I do not. I do not envy whoever has to make that. So, where do you masks fall is that like a costume deal or is that a prop deal.
It's supposed to be costumes but a lot of times it falls props. I have had to actually one of my most. I wish I had in the studio I'd show you right now on horror stories one of my most like proud props that I ever had to do was a custom, like, masks, and I went through over, I think it was
I like, you know, I thought there was probably some extra his own, I think was like know all these tripped and then we were never there to where you were and what did that like when you got up the man int
to be so cool yeah I I came up with like.
closer, but no, it really needs to be a custom mask. So like I, uh,
in Photoshop, like took a bunch of like weird, like old crack,
Chinese, like porcelain dolls,
and just from like rummage up photos and like blended a bunch of them and like
high definition,
the crack down the face blacked out the eyes kind of like ghost face and put
that. And that was like an automatic yes.
And then I had it custom made and molded and it's a long line of doing it.
So it was my most difficult, but also my most proud prop.
That is awesome. That is really awesome.
I'll send you a picture. I'll send you a picture after. Yeah, please. Yeah.
I am too much of a puss to watch freaking American horror stories.
Like I try. Oh, it's not. I know. I tried.
I tried watching the first like season like I tried starting from scratch.
I tried starting from scratch first season for first episode and they went into
like the basement and I was just like, no, no.
And then like I'm freaking got a jump scare and it's like, Oh no, I'm done.
I'm done. And then my wife like pushed through and watched it and she was like,
Oh, I think you'd really like this one. And like,
I think it was the circus one and I ended up really liking that. The,
the witches one was pretty good, but I can make it through the first
season because I, so you're not a jump scare.
I hate, I have like said this a billion times on this podcast.
There's nothing I hate more than a cheap jump scare.
Like there's, there are some, there are some movies that I feel definitely earn
them. And like the one that's,
I'm thinking of off the top of my head is the invisible man,
like the new one.
When she's like up in the attic and she like grabs some paint and like throws it
down and you like, it hits the guy and you see his face.
I'm like, that was a great one. But like there,
there's some I'm just like, I like,
I fricking hate it. Like when it's just like dead silent and then it's just like,
ah, like scream. I,
nothing like makes my blood boil faster.
Yeah. Like the, like this, the scene in the sixth sense,
where you like kind of looks over the window and there's like a fucking face
sitting there in the car window. Yeah. Pretty much. Or in the grudge.
Yeah. The grudge and the ring are like those two, those are full of cheap scares.
Yeah. Like nothing I hate more. Like I'll, I'll frankly,
like if we review a movie that has a cheap jump scare,
I'm docking it because of that, that cheap jump scare. Usually.
We're just like, nah, forget you.
That's fair. It's usually like a point or two, but it makes me feel better.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, so is there anything else with these, uh,
these rows? Uh, no, just comes out this Tuesday.
So hell yeah. All right.
Well, moving on over to through the wall,
we did a little bit of a,
a little bit of a,
well moving on over to through the wall, we did get a new trailer for Five Nights
at Freddy's this looks awesome.
Yeah, it does.
But not as good as Willy's Wonderland. Just gotta throw that out.
Like, don't get me wrong, Willy's Wonderland was good,
but I don't know what it is about Five Nights at Freddy's.
Like I'm fricking like all types of hyped for, for this.
Rose is a little bit more.
Were you a fan of the game?
No, I've never played the game.
I I've just real. You haven't even played the first.
Did you not hear me? I freaking pussed out of what the hell season one of American
Horror Stories. Dude, even I, dude,
don't get me wrong.
I freaking almost threw my laptop because Bonnie scared the shit out of me in the
first one. But even I can say that I've played the first game.
I and it's mainly your fault, but I,
I got really into the the lore behind Five Nights at Freddy's.
How is it my fault?
You started like, I didn't think anything of Five Nights at Freddy's.
And then you started getting into like, oh, did you know this, this,
and this about the backstory? And I'm like, no.
So I did a freaking deep dive on it.
So I like did a bunch of like reading up on Five Nights at Freddy's and the
lore behind that. And then, yeah, kind of got super into it.
So like I said, I mean, the suits look fun in this one.
I thought like the trailer kind of is a,
I feel like might be a tad bit deceiving because it's like,
I don't know where on the spectrum this, like these are like practical suits,
aren't they?
I hope so.
As far as I know, yes, I heard that they were made by the Jim Henson.
Dude, that's what I thought. Why do they look so fake though?
Like does it?
Because it's Five Nights at Freddy's.
You played the video game, you would know. It looks pretty fake.
It's supposed to look like the weird like fucking robots from Chuck E.
Cheese. That's why.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that. I mean,
that's fair. I mean, like the last time we saw like a Chuck E.
Cheese animatronic, like, okay, I'm not saying it like looks,
that's not what I meant. I meant,
why does it look like it's computer animated?
Oh, I'm not saying it looks like it's computer animated.
I mean, it was a trailer.
It is nothing against Blumhouse.
But everything against Blumhouse, the pieces of shit.
What? They did the new Halloween trilogy. I love them for that.
None of that. They pay their people like fucking dog shit.
And they treat their crews like dog shit.
They do. Oh, they have produced some of the worst movies ever, too.
They have done some good movies. I'm not going to I'm not going to knock that.
I had no idea about that.
You you just shatter. I don't hold.
I don't hold. This is I brain.
I don't hold Jason Blum to as high of a standard as I used to now.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, man.
Blumhouse was on such a pedestal for Rose.
I forgot. I came and like knocked it over.
They kind of lost it, though, man, after Halloween ends.
Like, I will fully admit that they they took they took a step down.
Oh, so.
I. I'm trying to like
figure out what I want to address first in this.
I'm I'm super pumped for.
The cast of this, like, I love that.
Oh, yeah. Matthew Lillard's in this.
Matthew, Josh Hutcherson.
That's all it all needs to be said.
Matthew Miller, man.
That's true.
I mean, hey.
Yeah. So I who?
Like, remind me, Rose, who?
He's playing the purple man or purple guy, whoever.
Yeah, he's playing William Afton.
William Afton, is he like the the owner or?
See, I I will admit, I don't know a lot about the lore of Five Nights at Freddy's,
even though, like, honestly, it sounds like Caleb talked me up to
thinking that I do know a lot, but I don't.
So like the I don't know if in the games that William Afton was the actual owner
in this one, and least in the trailer, he doesn't look like he was.
I guess he maybe just bought it from the original owner.
I I honestly have no idea.
OK, all I know is he's the reason why these children are in the
the animatronics. OK.
I yeah, I
I kind of know a little bit about purple.
Like, I know that purple man's the voice like that you hear
on the phone when you play the games.
But other than other than that, I don't know if he had like had a
a canon name or or anything like.
But yeah, I'm yeah, I'm not sure either.
I I'm super excited.
All I know is his death was very gruesome.
That's all I know. Yeah.
What? Oh, I mean, I think I showed you or told you about like
how he became Springtrap, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's what got me.
OK, the yeah, kind of doing that like that deep dive.
I mean, Guy got what he deserved, but like did the lore behind five nights
is like ridiculously long because there are like so many different types of Freddie.
Yeah. Have you have you guys either
have either of you like heard the audio that
I forget who is talking,
but it's like the final like scene, I think of like the last five nights
at Freddy's or something.
And it's him like saying like how like all the children are finally free.
And William Afton, he's he
when he's talking, he's just like, and some of you, you know who you are.
There's a special place in hell for you waiting.
So it's like I'll have to see if I can find it again,
because my co-workers shared it with me.
She was insane.
Like I kind of I mean, I think this is supposed to be a trilogy.
So like hopefully that that kind of stuff is brought to
fruition, maybe in the third one, if this is successful.
But something like that to like finish off what they have planned.
That'd be super, super cool.
Yeah, I think we'll we'll see.
That was at the very last, the last video game that came out.
I think so.
I think that's where he said it came from.
I mean, they love they love planting a lot of stuff like this
into these types of movies.
So I feel like it will.
That is. Yeah, that's a good point.
If they could do something for the fans, they have to kind of do it.
Yeah, it's very true.
Yeah. But this so this movie is going to be coming out in theaters
and on Peacock October 27th.
So like right before Halloween.
I'm kind of scared as to why it's going to Peacock.
I like.
I don't know.
Sometimes that means like, they don't have a lot of faith in it,
but they should considering it's Five Nights at Freddy's.
There's a huge there's a huge fan base behind this.
Or it could be universal, just trying to up Peacock a little bit more
and get more. That's that's a good point.
That's a good point, because, yeah, I know Peacock is not doing so hot
when it comes to subscribe. That doesn't surprise me the slightest.
There's only like a couple things I go over to Peacock to watch.
Dude, freaking Xfinity like canceled my Peacock subscription.
So I was tempted to not even reinstate it.
But I'm just like, yeah, it's five bucks.
It's fine. Yeah.
Like the fact that I considered not even restarting it,
it tells you a lot of how it's not that great of a surface.
The only thing that like I'll give Peacock credit for
is that they are pretty quick to throw new movies on there.
Like it wasn't like Megan was on there pretty fast.
I think it's mostly movies that Universal doesn't like see doing that well
in theaters. They'll put it on digital super fast and then, excuse me,
within like a month or two, it's on Peacock.
That wasn't the case with the Super Mario Bros. movie,
but with a lot of other Universal movies.
Is that streaming it?
No. So it was announced today.
It starts streaming on August 3rd, I think, on Peacock.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
So they definitely took their time with it, which, you know, understandable.
That movie was hella successful.
Yeah. It's still straight. It's still in theaters pretty much.
Yeah. Yeah.
I've seen it at a couple movie theaters.
So like that movie's doing great.
Honestly, I wish that they would have held off on the
the digital release because I feel if they would have kept it strictly
in theaters for a couple more weeks, it could have it could have maybe topped
Frozen and become the second highest grossing animated movie of all time.
Yeah. But it got number three.
So at least there's that.
Yeah, I still got to see it.
So what's what's number one?
What? You haven't seen it?
You're in for a treat, at least in my opinion.
Yeah. What is number one?
The Lion King, the remake.
Yeah, that counts as as because I think there's only, I guess, one live action shot.
So it still counts as a animated film, which I don't understand why.
But yeah, so that's number one.
Frozen two is number two.
And now the Super Mario Bros.
movie is number three and then Frozen is number four.
What a weird lineup.
That's right.
So if someone would have would
if it wasn't you telling me that I would I probably have to call bullshit.
Like I trust you to like give me the facts when it comes to like
animated rankings and whatnot that that sounds like
like straight up garbage.
How in the hell does that count as the highest grossing animated?
Like, first off, how does it count as an animated?
But because it's completely CGI, man.
Man, that pisses me off.
Like if it was the original Lion King.
Oh, my God, that would make me so happy.
That should be the original.
That's what I thought it was.
I'm like, yeah, wow.
Like even after all these years.
If is it is it not due to like inflation?
Because are we are we just talking new numbers now?
I think it's yeah, it's still just new numbers now.
They they don't take inflation into account.
Because I know, like, yeah, if you take inflation to account,
like with every movie, Gone with the Wind is champ.
Like no movie will ever beat that movie.
Wasn't the whole deal with that is that was just the only movie
in theaters for like years.
There wasn't a lot of movies back then.
Not like today, where you get three hundred thousand,
although I'm thinking six months from now, there probably isn't going to be
a lot of new releases, period for a little while.
Oh, because the writers, right?
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
Is that still going on?
Oh, yes, sir.
They just extended the SAG negotiations until the 12th.
So I mean, that could be a good sign.
It could mean the SAG is close, but they refuse to go back to the table
with the writers until they finish with DGA and SAG.
DGA came to a deal there, but they're they're working.
They're trying to finish SAG up.
Then if SAG comes out with a deal on the 12th, what day is today?
That's six or six more days.
Hopefully they are like, we made a deal.
And then they go back to the table with the writers.
And then maybe I'll get some work again.
I hope so, man. Cross my fingers for you.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, dude, I didn't realize it was going on this like.
I thought it was like either close to or
like had just like started like wrapping up, but
kind of shows you how close I've been following it.
Yeah, I've gotten like non union, like little gigs here and there.
But yeah, you were like, man, they're like, oh, I give you credit
for releasing a failing Hollywood episode every week with just having a baby.
I was like, well, I still ain't got shit to do.
It's not like I'm working.
It keeps me sane. Yeah.
She's like that.
That sucks.
Like I listened to a podcast not too long ago about like the kind of just
breaking down what the strike was all about.
And because I like when I first heard about it, I was just like,
didn't they just like have one like not too long ago?
And they're just like, yeah, that was when everything was like
going like digital or like DVD sales and stuff.
And I'm like, yes, I think it's like now they're wanting to like include streaming.
And I'm like, they're not getting paid for streaming.
So like I'm all I'm team writers on this one.
I think it's friggin bullshit.
Yeah. I mean, if they get a good deal, then it's just going to help my union
when we come around to making deals to then we'll all go on strike
and be fucked again for the six months.
Hopefully not, though. Yeah, seriously.
But I mean, when it ends, we're probably going to I'm going to be flooded with work.
So I'm hoping if anything happens, I'll be able to like take a pic from the letter,
like of all the jobs and stuff like that.
That'd be awesome. There's also stuff like I might I might have.
I know a couple of movies that are going to shoot, like I'm hoping to get some help
helping out on the guys doing Michael Jackson's biopic.
And then I might be able to slip in to help out on Quentin Tarantino's last movie, too.
Oh, dude, that'd be awesome. Dude, that'd be awesome.
Yeah. So I'm not running a show or whatever.
I know the guy is doing it.
At least at least get a few days in there.
So check that off the box.
It's a few days in there, so check that off the bucket list.
Seriously, that would be epic.
Like I'm shooting in town.
Yeah, it's shooting in town here.
So I'm looking forward to see if that happens or not.
Yeah, I don't know how true it is, but I hear he's like a freaking gem to work with.
But I don't know if that's just like actors.
He's he's horrible. He's horrible.
Is he really?
Oh, that sucks.
He he chain smokes joints and then just like comes to work trashed and just has this whole thing,
especially in props.
He has this like must hire that he's buddies with the person that runs the set.
And he wants her to prop master, but she doesn't know how to prop master.
So he's like, I want you to just prop master.
And she's like, well, I don't know how.
So she's the co prop master with the actual prop master and the next one.
And she kind of has the boss pretty much under under her finger,
being able to do whatever she wants, which doesn't really work well
in a structured department. Right.
Yeah, it's like if if if the if the regional manager at McDonald's
has like the guy who's flipping burgers being like the burger flipper knows the owner.
So he's like, yeah, well, we're going to do it this way because I say so.
The manager is going to be like, all right.
You know, oh, man.
Gosh, that that bums me out.
I mean, I'm still I still I would still love to work on the show, though, just like
I feel like working on a show like that is still like like you're being a part of history.
Yeah, because those those shows, those movies are going to be are still going to be what
he did. He did Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, too.
The guy, the friend of mine, I did.
And I mean, that movie is fucking fantastic, in my opinion.
So agree to be able to work on something like that and be a part of that
still would be an honor.
And the fact that you can add that it was fine, it was Tarantino's final movie
that you worked on. Right. That'd be amazing.
Right. So we'll see.
Fingers crossed for you, man.
So what's everyone's excitement level for Five Nights?
We completely like stop talking about that.
Yeah. Idiocrat.
I'm definitely going to I'm definitely going to see it.
I think it's going to be a great movie.
I'm going to see it. I think it will be fun.
But I mean, it's going to take a lot for you to beat Willie's Wonderland for me.
I'm an individual.
I'm one of the only people that really liked that movie, though.
So I think that's I'm one of the only people that movie resonated with.
So I know I dug it a lot.
It's just I think what that movie did is it kind of set the bar for Five Nights.
Like whatever Five Nights does like Willie's Willie's at the bar.
So it needs to it needs to exceed.
If it doesn't, then yeah, I'm Willie's all day.
But I mean, well, now I don't want to watch Willie's until after I watch Five Nights at Freddy's.
Yeah, you should. I'm just going to you should wait to watch Willie's
till after five because I feel like you'll have less of a like a
a barred opinion.
You're like, OK, let's see, let's try to match these up
because I guarantee you they're not the same movie at all.
The cage is half makes half of Willie's for sure.
Yeah, I after watching that movie, I messaged my brother
and told him like, or just kind of asking him, hey, do you like Nick Cage?
And he's like, yeah, I freaking love Nick Cage and like, fantastic.
And I told him all about Willie's Wonderland and just not like obviously,
like not spoiler territory, but I told him all about it.
And he's like, that movie sounds sick, dude.
And he's like, yeah, we'll watch like
like me and the wife have been looking for something to watch.
Like we'll watch it tonight.
And my great the next morning, I had a message on my phone
that was just like, what the hell was that? Yeah.
Like he's just like, that was so stupid.
And he's like Nicholas Cage didn't even talk the entire thing.
And I'm like, yeah, that's the best part about the movie.
I started laughing.
And yeah, he was just like ripping me a new one and like messaging.
And then I is my sister in law text me and she's like,
he actually really liked it. Don't let him lie to you.
So I'm just like, yes.
Oh, that's awesome. But I mean, he.
Me and him have very different
tastes in like everything, like I kind of like.
Like older rock, same like older, like older music,
like country kind of it's like softer stuff.
He likes like heavy metal screamo.
And then like our biggest argument is like any time he's like,
oh, yeah, this movie's great.
Like it's usually a movie that sucks ass like his favorite movie.
And he's like, it's the best movie like that's ever been released.
Ever is he think is Tokyo Drift.
Oh, yeah, I was just like, dude.
I mean, Bow Wow really wrecked that movie.
Yeah, I was just like, dude, I because you said that,
I will never trust your opinion on any movie ever.
Dude, sir, dude, if anyone tells me that any of their that.
Wow. If anyone ever tells me that their favorite movie is any of the Fast
and Furious movies, yeah, I don't trust their movie opinion at all.
Your opinion means nothing to me anymore.
I mean, that has a Kaz from Hood Diner has a bunch of really weird opinions.
Like when we released when we released the tier of Adam Sandler,
he was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Jack and Jill was fucking awesome.
And I was like, bro, I don't think you can talk to me.
I can't dunk a room.
You can't talk to me anymore.
Holy shit.
OK, speaking of Adam Sandler,
I got to know your guys' opinion if you've seen them grown ups and grown ups, too.
I love the first one.
I think the second one sucks.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm the demographic for either.
So fair enough.
I'd say the first one, I guess it's a good feel good.
Like, get all my buddies together in a cabin comedy type of thing.
Yeah, the second one's kind of just let's just try to keep this going for as long
as we can, if we could keep getting money for these things, we'll just keep doing it
like this.
I mean, you know what?
I wouldn't mind just being able to, like, be able to go away for a weekend,
get paid millions of dollars to hang out with Caleb.
That'd be freaking awesome.
And film a movie in the process.
It's closer to two months with those movies.
So then, yeah, and we'll pay you millions of dollars each for it, too.
That'd be sick.
Dude, that'd be sick.
But yeah, my brother's one that I do not trust his opinion.
He trusts mine, I feel, because he will watch what I recommend to him, but he'll throw a
fit over after.
And then I'll see that, like, because we share a lot of streaming accounts.
And so I'll see on I'll go and check his every once in a while.
And he like rewatches some of the shit I tell him to him.
I knew it, you bitch.
Like, I'll screenshot it.
And I'm just like, I told you, you'd like it.
Yeah.
Well, we'll see how he feels about Five Nights at Freddy's.
Yeah.
Is he like I can't remember, is Bronson a big horror fan or no?
Not really.
At least not that I know of.
I would love to hear his opinion like on the Halloween trilogy, the new one.
I always want to hear everyone's opinion on Halloween ends.
I was gonna say, man, you're a big Halloween fan, aren't you?
Dude, I am.
Oh, freaking Michael Myers all day.
The third time you've mentioned it.
I'm sorry, man.
Dude, any chance I get to bring up the Halloween franchise, whether it be applauding it or
shit talking it, I will take it.
I know that like Halloween ends is like one of the most divisive movies in the franchise,
if not the most.
Rob Zombie did a couple of those movies?
Or did Rob Zombie do one of those?
He did.
Yeah.
The one Rob, did he do one or two?
He unfortunately did two.
The first one that he did, my cousin, was actually the Gabber.
He did all the lighting on it.
Okay.
He did a really good job.
The lighting was really good.
It's just, you know, not the whole movie was great.
He did a great job.
It's just the other stuff that wasn't great.
I've worked on a lot of garbage movies.
You don't even care to me.
Yeah.
I don't know how big of a fan he is of horror.
Like he kind of like, he's kind of gotten real, like obviously his favorite movie is
Tokyo Drift.
So his opinions on movies can't be that good.
Yeah.
True.
Yeah, if there was ever a freaking diehard Halloween fan, it's Rose.
Every time we have a gap in our recommendations that we post, because we've been doing those
daily, I'm like, hey, we need a couple bonus ones.
And he's like, I'll just do Halloween 2.
Or I'll do Rob Zombie's Halloween.
Perfect.
All right.
You cool with Halloween 4's next?
It probably is.
Like you throw so, like they're so out of order.
I have no idea which ones you've done.
Dude, speaking of, I want your opinion really quickly because someone commented on mine
for Rob Zombie's Halloween on TikTok.
They said, like you said, I think it was Rob Zombie's take on Mikey, but if you compare
it to John Carpenter's take, you won't like it.
Fair.
But then it said, but the problem like you.
I think he just got cut off.
I don't understand.
I think it seemed like he was at his like.
I'm like, is that like trash talking me at the end?
Or like what is that?
But really, I think the problem is you.
We don't want your opinion anymore.
We get those comments a lot.
Oh, you'd be amazed at like how many.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah.
It's freaking hilarious.
You're doing a review podcast.
Yeah, you gotta kind of expect to get that every once in a while.
Every time we post a tear, it gets annihilated.
So wait, wait, any time you what?
We post the tear movie like when we like, well, we actually the first time ever, because
we just I'm about to post on Instagram in the next couple of days, but we teared Will
Farrell movies and it was for the first time ever for the whole inner circle.
I got I think this is a perfect tear, but they think we did it actually pretty well.
So that was but every single time it breaks out into a horrible argument.
Yeah, I saw that.
I think Riley posted it on the plunge and I was like looking through the I think the
only one that I kind of like was a little like about was.
Zoolander because it's too high.
I I I I I hated Zoolander.
It was awesome.
Such a quotable movie.
They all honestly, the only reason it was that low is because Will Farrell was not in
it that much.
I would have even put you to hire.
Oh, yeah, I that like, yeah, out of all the other ones that you've like all the other
movies I'm like fair.
Like my favorite Will Farrell movie is and will always be Elf.
And I still agreed with where you guys threw it.
It's a classic.
Yeah.
Like I said, the only one that I was just like, maybe that one's a little high is is
Zoolander, but it would have only gone down like a couple movies.
I'm curious.
Did you guys put Blades of Glory on on that?
You see, I didn't like Blades of Glory.
OK, but it was rated high because everybody else did.
I will admit, it's definitely not for everybody.
With those types of movies, because I didn't like Blades of Glory at all, but I loved Eurovision
song contest.
I've never heard of that movie.
I've seen that one on Netflix.
It was one that I meant to watch, but never got around to it.
Neither of you guys have watched Eurovision.
Oh, who who stars opposite of him because that movie sounds so familiar.
It's Rachel McAdams.
Rachel McAdams.
Yeah, OK, that's who it is.
Yeah, I freaking love her.
Yeah, so it's it's Will Ferrell, Rachel McAdams, and they pull their like to their it's kind
of like you don't really know if they're brothers or sister, but they have like this weird incestual
relationship and they're in a band that's like in Iceland.
They're playing in a bars and the entire everybody they're always entering Eurovision song contest
to try to do like the big next song.
And but everybody in the bar just wants to play their hit, which is Yaya Ding Dong, which
pretty much goes, no, yeah, ding dong, ding dong.
It's like a very much a weird pubs thing.
And then they go to enter the Eurovision Song Contest, who the leading champion back to
back years is Arianna Grande.
But then she dies and tragically blows up.
So if you want to see Arianna Grande blow up, it's also in this movie.
Fucking fantastic.
I don't think I hate her that much.
It's such like it's a stupid movie for all the right reasons, but it's so good, so entertaining
and so funny.
So you should watch that movie.
That's my recommendation for this week.
All right.
You might hate it, but we'll let you know.
We might make a recommendation video about it.
Yeah, there we go.
Pretty sure it's on Netflix or streaming somewhere.
I think that was a straight to I think I remember being a Netflix original.
Pretty sure it was.
Yeah.
But yeah, so if we're done talking about Five Nights, I think we can move on to what we
came here to discuss with Indiana Jones and the Dialogue.
I think we've been done.
Let's let's freaking get into it.
Yeah.
And you're full of badass interludes, huh?
Dude, I felt like that one was lame.
Like I haven't come up with anything cool for this one yet.
Maybe if you made it spin a little bit and it would have added.
I know it's hard because it's like I can only do like, oh, I guess I can add gifts and stuff.
I haven't like fully like explored what I've been able to add on Street Yard yet.
It's already more than I care to try to figure out.
Yeah, I try to do we all use it, but you dissected it a lot more clearly.
He blows me away with what he adds to the show.
It's amazing.
It's just like it's just more and more work.
Like anytime I tell like go to my wife and I'm like, hey, I have this like because I'll
run things past her real quick.
And if she's just like, OK, then I'll like I'll hit Rose up and then he'll like kind
of confirm or deny whether it's like a good idea.
Because if she'll if she's just like, that's freaking stupid, like I won't do it.
But so but if she's like kind of acts indifferent about it, then I'll be like, OK, like I think
I got something.
Then I'll go to Rose and then I'll be like, hey, Rose, what do you feel about this?
And then he'll hit me with like, yeah, that's kind of dumb or like, yeah, that sounds all
right.
I'm glad you have your level of coolness passing.
Yeah, so it's just I'm I'm just going to let the record show I never actually just completely
come out and say that something is dumb.
That's right.
And I.
What?
OK.
When have I ever said that one of your ideas is straight up dumb?
Came to you one time and I saw this video that kind of got in my head and they're just
like, you know, what separates like good creators from great ones is a persona like, you know,
how friggin like like this, no, like nobody knows Jimmy, but everybody knows Mr. Beast
and nobody knows like this whatever.
But everyone knows young gravy.
I hit Rose up.
I was like, hey, what if we came up with like personas?
And he's like, no, like.
He's just like, that doesn't match our vibe whatsoever.
And I'm like, you're right.
OK.
That was kind of a nicer way to let you down.
I didn't just say it was dumb.
Yeah, dude, you should have.
The more I sat on it, I'm like, that was the most idiotic thing I've ever come up with.
Oh, all right.
So before we get into this breakdown, we did post a question of the week and we asked what
was your favorite Indiana Jones adventure?
And we did get a few responses.
All of them on on TikTok.
Crystal Skull, of course, right?
Yeah.
Surprise, surprise.
No one posted that.
Yeah.
Dude, fricking I think it was on YouTube.
Someone took a ranking of like, oh, what's the best Indiana Jones movie?
Crystal Skull is ranked higher than Dial of Destiny.
That's bullshit.
Like 8%, 8% said Dial of Destiny, 9% said Crystal Skull.
And then I think what was it Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom.
And then the last crusade was like almost evenly split.
Raiders was a little ahead.
But for the most part, the original trilogy was pretty evenly split.
But yeah, freaking King of the Crystal Skull came above Dial of Destiny.
That's no, that's just not.
Yeah.
Agreed.
So we got one vote.
Like, I'll just kind of go through these real quick since we got like four from Savino Talk
Productions.
We got a vote for Raiders of the Lost Ark.
From T-Dog Movies and Jason Lampe-Roe, we got two votes for Temple of Doom.
And then from an Ace as Day, we got a vote for The Last Crusade.
And I don't know about you guys, but Last Crusade is my personal favorite.
Temple of Doom.
Hey.
Oh yeah.
Dude, I think, what is Swarm?
Like I didn't know too many people that like, don't get me wrong.
I freaking love Temple of Doom.
But that's like kind of like tied for me with Raiders.
Um, what did you say your favorite was?
Last Crusade.
Oh really?
Yeah, that's probably actually third for me.
Really?
Yeah, if I'm going to be honest.
Oh man.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I might have to agree with him.
Sorry, Caleb.
Oh man.
I didn't realize I was the minority here.
I was just like, yeah, everyone loves Last Crusade.
But all right.
No, I love the third one.
It's great.
But like compared to Temple of Doom and Raiders of Doom.
Wow.
Temple of Doom and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I think those two are just better.
Yeah.
Um, I think Raiders of the Lost Ark was great because he kind of set the tone.
And I feel like by the time Temple of Doom come out, they kind of worked out a lot of
the kinks.
The action was just a little bit better.
The effects are a little bit better.
Um, it was kind of shot a little bit better and I don't know.
It was just, it was really good.
Everything I think was great.
Yeah.
All right.
I thought like, like I said, thought I was in the majority, but I guess I don't really
talk about Indiana Jones all that much.
So that's nice to know.
It's usually you Rose that's in the minority.
That is true.
That is very true.
Yeah.
Oh, by the third one, they were just recycling material.
Let's be, I mean, that's, we're about to talk about this one too, which is literally all
recycled material, but, um, I can appreciate a lot of it.
Yeah, fair.
All right.
But getting into this, uh, breakdown, if you guys are new to our breakdown system, we have
split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final
all bros and failing Hollywood letter grade.
Uh, the eight categories that we score our story, writing, acting, character development,
effects, music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade.
It also gives us a percentage that doesn't really matter, but we like using those percentages
to piss people off.
Great.
He's not wrong.
Yeah.
I think it's anytime you rank something, like someone's bound to get pissy.
Yeah.
So kind of like, I'm still bitter of how high the unicorn store dude, you can fricking fight
me over that like that.
I freaking love that.
I will.
Dude, I'm sorry.
It just goes down every single time I rewatch it.
I've only seen it twice, but still.
All right.
Um, so yeah, if, so if you've not seen Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, um, we are
about to spoil the entire freaking movie for you.
Um, with our favorite segment from Johnny Rose, who is going to reach you the entire
synopsis for it.
Haven't heard that name in years.
Yeah.
So everyone's favorite segment reading with Rose with two E's.
All right.
In 1944, during the Allied liberation of Europe and World War II, Nazis capture Indiana Jones
and Oxford archaeologist, is it Basil or Basil?
Uh, Basil probably.
That's what my answer would be.
Yeah.
I don't think it's Basil.
Yeah.
Then why did they have to spell it like Basil?
Anyway, Basil Shaw as they attempt to retrieve the Holy Lance of Longinus at Nuremberg Castle.
Astrophysicist Jürgen Voller informs his Nazi superiors that his lance is fake, but
he has found half of our, our, oh my God, Archimedes, Jürgen, wow.
Oh my God.
I'm effing this up so bad already.
Well, just to clarify, the lance is a blade that was used to stab Jesus Christ.
It was fake.
So I just want to clarify that.
They should have pointed that out.
They kind of did very briefly though.
Yeah.
They've glossed over it.
That's why it's like big, that's why everybody wanted it at first, but it's not real.
Okay.
They thought about it after that.
They're like, yeah, it's not real.
Let's move on to this new thing that's there.
So he has found half of the Archimedes' dial and I'm going to fuck this word up.
Antikythera mechanism built by the ancient Syracusan mathematician Archimedes.
There you go.
So many freaking big words.
Yeah.
I didn't even try notes taking.
I was just like, yeah, dude, grabs it.
Archimedes.
It grabs the dial.
An astronomical calculator.
It leads users to fissures in time.
Jones escapes onto a Nazi train filled with looted antiquities.
Antiquities.
Wow.
God.
Sorry.
I'm guessing you didn't write this.
Yeah.
This is coming straight from Wikipedia.
Okay.
Wow.
He frees Basil and obtains the dial half.
The two leap from the train just before it is destroyed by allied forces.
In 1969 in New York City, an elderly Jones retires from Hunter College.
He and Marian separated after their son, Mutt, died in the Vietnam War, leaving Jones depressed
and withdrawn.
I mean, was he really depressed though?
Sorry, LeBouf dies or cares that much about it?
Kind of just looks like classic Harris Ford to me.
Just angry at his neighbors that are being too loud.
The many faces of Indiana Jones.
So Helena Shaw, Jones's goddaughter, unexpectedly visits.
Also an archaeologist, she wishes to research the dial, but Jones warns how her late father
Basil nearly went insane attempting to unlock its secrets.
Basil gave Jones the dial to destroy, but he never did.
As Jones and Helena retrieve the dial half from the college archives, Voller's henchmen
attack them.
Voller, now working for NASA under the Elias Dr. Schmidt, is assisted by a CIA team.
Unknown to Jones, Helena purveyes legal antiquities.
She escapes with the dial, exposing her intention to auction it on the black market.
Jones flees into a ticker tape parade celebrating the Apollo 11 moon landing and then an anti-war
protest before escaping through the New York City subway system.
Jones seeks out-
This is like really, I'm sorry to keep cutting you off.
No, you're good.
This is so complex.
You want it like, because I kind of took notes while I was watching too.
Here's my version of it.
He escapes in a parade because of a moon or something.
They take off and he jumps on a cop horse, jumps on a cop horse, and then a Nazi follows
him on a motorcycle.
The parade ends with a subway chase scene, which is pretty fun.
So that's my version of it.
It's just very cut and dry.
Like they just jump in and do stuff.
That's way better.
Yeah.
There's no antiquities in my whole review.
Oh, shit.
Like Wikipedia will freaking, like it's really hit and miss with it.
Because sometimes they'll miss like big portions of the movie and then other times it's like
this where it's just like they cover everything.
Cover everything.
I hope, I just want to say, when I made it to one part, it was like a tuk tuk car race
ensues later on.
I don't know what the fuck they call it, tuk tuk motorcycles just start racing around
Morocco.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Continue with the antiquities.
Jones seeks out his old friend, Sala, now a New York cab driver who helps Jones evade
Valor.
In Tangler, Jones prevents Helena from auctioning the dial.
Valor and his henchmen arrive and steal the artifact.
Jones, Helena and her teen sidekick, Teddy Kumar ally and frantically chase them through
the city streets.
The US government meanwhile now disavows Valor who has his own agenda and wants him neutralized.
The CIA apprehends Valor but his cohorts kill the agents and steal their helicopter.
Yes, they did.
Tuk tuk car race ensues.
Jones, Helena and Teddy trail Valor to Greece and team up with Jones' deep sea diver friend,
Ronaldo.
They dive to an ancient shipwreck in the Aegean Sea and retrieve a Graficos tablet containing
cryptic directions to the dial's other half.
Valor arrives and kills Ronaldo, then chases Jones' group to Archimedes' tomb in Sicily.
Inside a labyrinthine cavern, Jones and Helena locate the tomb and the dial's second half
as well as Archimedes' skeleton which holds a modern day wristwatch.
Valor captures Jones, wounding him.
Reassembling the dial, Valor reveals his plan to time travel back to 1939, assassinate Adolf
Hitler and lead Germany to victory in World War II.
Valor activates the dial to open a Time Fisher and sets a flight path.
Jones is captive on the plane while Helena stows away via the plane's landing gear.
Teddy follows them through the opening in a stolen plane.
Rather than 1939, the Time Fisher instead leads to the 212th siege of Syracuse.
Roman warriors shoot projectiles at the approaching plane believing it is a dragon.
Jones and Helena parachute out before it crashes, killing all aboard, including Valor.
Meanwhile, Teddy's plane lands safely.
Helena observes the unstable Fisher and urges they leave immediately.
Archimedes inspects the wreckage and finds Valor's wristwatch.
He gives Jones the dial, but is fascinated by the watch and keeps it.
Jones and Helena learn that Archimedes created the dial solely to bring users from the future
to 212 BC.
As the Fisher begins collapsing, Helena insists on leaving.
Jones, who was wounded, wants to remain behind.
Fearing he may not survive or could alter history, Helena knocks him unconscious.
Jones awakens in his apartment and is reunited with Helena, Teddy, Sala, and also Marion,
who helps him recuperate.
Jones and Marion later reconcile.
indispensableそうだ
I will say that for the ending that we did get really good we did appreciate that throwback
but I think it let us down
I think it could have ended so much better.
Wait, with her being there and them doing that thing?
Or the whole 212 BC Dragon-Gun or Arrow fight?
No, I was really hoping that they were going to let him finish off staying there.
Oh, right.
I thought that they were...
No way.
I know.
Next Indiana Jones, we're doing it in the year 200 BC.
Dude, there's a lot of issues that I had with this.
Just getting into story-wise, because I think most of my issues had to do with writing issues.
Mine all goes to the effects.
Yeah, the effects had some issues too.
But yeah, the story overall was fairly good, interesting, kind of made you understand why he was the way he was.
I really liked the beginning when he's the crabby old man.
And you see the difference between...because I was fresh off of watching the originals.
And so it was interesting watching the beginning when he's teaching his class.
And he's boring them to sleep, where in Raiders they're invested.
Yeah, they're like...
But now he's also, like you said, he's a washed up old man yelling at his neighbor, pouring whiskey in his morning coffee before he goes to teach this class.
So he's definitely...it's a day he's retiring.
He does not give a fuck.
Whereas, where he's been once before, he very much cared.
He was very much into what he was doing and he wanted to share the knowledge.
Now he's like, fucking kids, just go do your thing and it doesn't really matter.
None of you care about what I'm saying anyway.
It was weird to...I don't know about you guys, but I noticed when he was teaching the class and he was like, come on guys, this is all going to be on the final exam or whatever.
And I'm like, you're retiring today though?
Yeah, but it's my last day. I didn't think of that.
So you're not even going to be here for the final exam.
Yeah, he's like, yeah, well, I'm not going to be here for the final exam, but you guys should study.
Alright, I'm going out. I'm going to go with a whiskey bar across the street. Bye.
I could just imagine his replacement coming in and they're saying, oh yeah, we're supposed to have a final today.
He's like, really? He looks it over. He's like, fuck that.
Thank goodness.
I'm trying to think of like another story, or just something that threw me off.
I don't really consider this like a writing issue because I think as a villain he did pretty good.
But what's his face?
Dr. Voller? He should have been dead as a freaking doornail.
He got hit by whatever the hell thing he got with the train. So hard.
He got hit by a metal bar on the thing in the fucking face.
That should have been. It just took his head off.
It should have. That's like a removing limb sort of ordeal.
Yeah, he flew off and then fell off of a moving train well on top of all that.
Well, that thing stopped him dead in his track. I guess he wasn't moving past that.
Yeah, dude, like I was just like, OK, is this like a ghost or some shit?
Like, did he find something to like read? Like, did he freaking find the the Holy Grail?
Like, or like what the hell happened? And yeah, he should be dead with capital letters.
No. Yeah, no. But then came back and apparently like is the reason like he helped design the rocket
that got America to the moon and was able to disguise himself as not Dr. Voller all the way to get through
and help the Americans and recruit the CIA to help him on this mission.
He's done a lot of work since then too.
And has covered up all the wounds of getting slammed in the face on a moving train.
Yeah. So I guess I guess that's a throw up. Sure.
I think that was like another issue to just there.
I think he should have just fallen off of the train and then it would have gotten the point across.
Yeah, I could I could have believed that a lot more. Yeah.
I also think they they needed to D.H. him just a little bit more than they ended up doing.
I think they're probably I mean, dude, they were already approaching a three hundred million dollar budget.
They couldn't spend. I know. But it's just like it felt like it all spent it all on Harrison Ford.
Indiana Jones was fighting someone his own age, but way worse off.
And I'm like, OK, you're telling me that Indiana Jones, this person who's like dedicated his life to frickin like
archaeology and not like like kind of the cool archaeology, like he's like doing some frickin hard labor.
And this this frickin doofus who's doing math all day is in better shape than Indiana Jones.
And they like like they look roughly the same age.
So I'm like the only justification for that is that frickin frickin Nazi was younger than Indiana Jones.
And like I'm going bullshit. I'm actually curious how old Mads Mikkelsen is compared to Harrison Ford,
because Harrison Ford's, you know, 80. Yeah.
He's a Mads Mikkelsen is only 57. Yeah. There's no competing there.
Yeah. Damn, he's 20. They needed to D.H. him. Yeah.
So I guess I didn't really realize. Yeah.
There's a lot of stuff that I like going into it. I was just like, yeah, that was great.
And then like it was after like my reflection, I'm like, OK, this kind of didn't make sense.
This can didn't make sense.
Most of these like these issues I'm bringing up are writing issues.
Sure. Dude, I feel like really dumb right now because when I was reading that Wikipedia thing,
I don't know if like maybe like my attention got lost for a minute,
but I do not remember Valler like discussing how the reason why he wanted to go back was to replace Adolf Hitler.
I missed that some. I I didn't miss that.
I remember that he wanted to go off to kill off Adolf Hitler before the thing ever happened because he believes he I mean,
he mentioned a couple of times that he believes that Adolf is the reason that they lost.
He's like the war wasn't won. Adolf was killed or something like that.
You know, Adolf lost. That was what he said.
OK. That was the line. So I think he just didn't like the methods of Adolf Hitler and he thinks it could be done in a better way.
So that was it was really quick about going to kill Adolf personally to be able to take his place.
So, dude, I'll tell you that I didn't catch that he was trying to replace Hitler either.
I just thought he was going back to kill Hitler.
I was just like, that's kind of a weird thing for a Nazi to do.
Like, I feel like you could do that without dressing like a Nazi.
But all right. Yeah.
And when you commit, you got to commit. Yeah.
I said to me, we're on story.
You want me to read my quick review of the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Real fast.
Yes. OK. My full review.
First of all, I'll just say what I put it for story. I put 80 percent.
If we're already put in there, which I think is fair.
All in all, movie wasn't as bad as Crystal Skull, but that's a pretty low bar.
The I think I was writing it so fast. I put the seating was probably the best.
Oh, the aging.
The aging was probably the best I've seen so far in any movie of Indiana Jones personally.
I don't think I've ever seen it done better than that.
But of course, oh, and the Nazi stuff, you can't have a real indie movie without Nazis.
So there we go. We throw in the Nazis. We've got that angle.
The movie was back to back nonstop action, which was pretty good.
I wish they he used the whip more than he did.
He only used it a couple of times the entire movie.
Why even have a whip?
I think the movie was built too much on the back of the prequels,
which I'm not a huge fan of that method when you rely so deep on redoing things
that you've done in previous movies just to get through successful.
But at least they did it. It looked OK.
I loved the cave stuff.
A lot of those sets looked really practical, which I appreciated,
like the falling in the river and all that stuff.
I wish the underwater sequence of them diving was a little bit longer,
and we got a little bit more of Antonio Banderas than we did.
But that's the only complaint, not too bad.
I don't know what to think about the ending.
The only thing super off about the movie being able to go through a time portal in the sky
to the past, adding a lot more plot holes than initially had,
they probably could have ended it there as it was really the only part of the movie
that felt Crystal Skully.
But I guess every indie movie has a little bit of a light sci-fi aspect to it,
although in the good movies it's very a fine line.
So I think they wrote it pretty well.
I think they did too.
That was a big thing for me too.
Crystal Skull took the magical aspect to Indiana Jones just way too far.
Way too far.
It was a little bit more subtle.
I kind of understand the fissures in the sky, time, whatever, things in the sky.
It helps you track them down.
But Rose's description said that it opened them.
I'm like, did it though?
I thought it just helped them find them.
Kind of like a portal in the Bermuda Triangle or something like that.
That's kind of what I thought.
I think this rode the line a little bit better than Crystal Skull did.
Oh, 100%. Not even in comparison.
It was outlandish enough, especially comparing this to Temple of Doom.
You see some dude get his heart ripped out and then burst in the flame.
I think I can believe Time Portal in the sky.
I didn't hate that part of it, but I liked all the action stuff.
I loved the Nazi stuff. I liked the jumping and going to the door.
I love the underwater stuff.
I wish the underwater stuff was a little bit longer because I kind of really did love that sequence.
There was one thing I didn't write about, which was I didn't see the purpose of the kid much.
I don't buy that they're flying to all these places and they're like,
hey, let's give this little kid a ticket to come with us.
He's not going to be extra deadweight to carry around, especially when we have Nazis chasing us.
I don't buy that.
I think that was just Helena's short round is what it was.
It is. It's Helena's short round.
Yeah, it really was.
I would have preferred just like we'll take him from Morocco, bring him to Greece,
go from Greece and go to Italy with him.
It's like, no, you would not do this.
Yeah, I don't care how useful that kid is.
He wasn't at all.
He's a reason they should necessarily not necessarily like to the movie, but I mean like to Helena.
Yeah, but yeah.
The only thing that I would have understood like his reasoning,
if this would have been like a passing of the torch like kind of situation,
like maybe this inspires him to become an archaeologist or some some bullshit like that.
But like he's an airplane pilot that he wants to push.
He can just knows how to fly a plane.
Never had touched one before using a chair and practicing in the frickin bar.
Yeah, that gives you experience.
Oh, I can just fly this. This is what it is.
Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Like when he he frickin hotwired the plane, I'm like, play like planes don't need keys.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, like I think that's something that like not a lot of people know about airplanes.
You don't need a key to make them run.
You can just go in and flip some switches and make them go.
Yeah, as long as they have power and fuel to them like you're golden.
Like you don't need a frickin hotwire it.
He figured it out. So yeah, 80 percent for story.
Yeah, I might be I might be a tad lower.
I'm not too much like I'm sitting around 78.
I thought it was good, but it's just plot hole after plot hole after plot hole and like upon reflection.
But I mean, pacing wise, it was as good as any movie can get.
Like it like it didn't have too many slow points.
Not none at all. Yeah.
So what about you, Rose?
I'm going to meet you guys in the middle. So I'm going to go 79.
Oh, nice.
All right. Moving on over to act or not acting writing.
This is where I had all the issues.
I I felt like the the not not I can't were they freaking like legitimate Nazis or were they just going to like like patriots dressing up like Nazis?
Like I don't understand. They were Nazis. I think they were.
I'm pretty sure Indiana Jones referred to them as the Nazis more than once in the movie.
So that is true. Yeah.
Like it was so freaking obvious what they were doing with like with all of them.
It was just they were over the top bad guys.
Oh, yeah. The giant. Yeah. Like like I'm a big guy. Yeah.
Like it was close. What blew my mind is like when they're at the like the college and they're trying to hunt down Helena and and Indy like this teacher comes and they're like they don't freaking flash a badge or nothing.
They're just like, wait, wait.
And then like they freaking like shoot her.
I'm like, yeah, dude.
Like you don't think this is going to be a problem.
Yeah, no, no, no one's going to find her.
They're all out at the moon parade. Yeah.
And like, I mean, another teacher does come in and find her.
I'm like, you don't think that this is going to be an issue.
All that served was to make Indy look like a murderer.
So he had to like freaking bounce.
But I don't even understand why you had to do that.
Like it felt like an like he's like, oh, yeah, like Indy's frame for murder.
Now he's like on the run and has to clear his name from what you could have just freaking flashed.
The badge and been like been good.
That's true.
So I hated the over the top.
The just being a bad guy to be a bad guy.
Same thing like that they did with the freaking freaking monster man that they that they had.
Like it was so obvious that they like when they threw him in the river and I'm like, OK, well,
like I knew immediately once he was in the river and I'm like, this is where big guy dies.
So Indy doesn't have to fight him.
Right. Right. Right.
Because he I will say, though, that's got to be one hell of a gruesome way to go out.
Oh, I was good. Drowning to death.
Oh, hell no. No, I liked that sequence.
I liked that one. I liked the falling into the river, being sucked under and doing that.
The little clipping. I mean, I think if the pressure is swigging you that quick,
I don't think he'd be able to hold on that long to be able to cuff that dude.
But I like the sequence. Fair enough.
Yeah. But like super good.
Like really, like really well done.
It's just, again, over the top villain that I don't care for.
Yeah. Like everything else is super recycled, too.
I mean, there's so many lines that were recycled.
There's so many sequences that are recycled.
There's so many like little escape and gunfights that were almost like you almost put them side by side.
Do a lot of stuff.
Which I thought was a little bit lazy. As far as the writing goes,
you have five writers that were credited with writing this. Come on.
You could be a little. So I took my score when I had it and way down.
It was like if you have five people in the room and you can't think of something a little bit more original and better to put it.
I get it. The movie was made for the fans and it was like you have to have some throwbacks.
But there were a lot. There were a lot.
When I saw when I saw the propellers on the plane, I was like, oh, someone's the big guy's going to go into the plane and get chopped up.
And that's how he's going to go. Or somebody is.
I was like, if they do that, I'm going to go down even more.
It's like you can't fucking do this again.
You're going to kill people the same way, too.
But yeah, I was waiting for someone to get a spear through their neck.
I forget his name, Alfred Molina's character.
That would have been a cool way for one of the bad guys to go out.
It almost happened when they when they were the hell the plane was getting hit by this fucking Spears.
Dude, that's true. Some of those spear deaths. So we're.
Yeah, they should have. Dope. Yeah.
Also, I want to know what the hell they were thinking.
Why were they opening like they so they knew that they were going to end up somewhere in like Italy, right?
OK, so they had the idea that they're going to end up somewhere in Italy.
They were going to fly to Germany and kill Hitler.
Yes. But for whatever reason, they didn't have the wherewithal to just kind of fly back through the port.
Like they didn't have enough fuel to go back through the portal because like that was like an issue.
Like they were yelling like we like we can't go back like it's there.
We don't have enough fuel. I'm like, are you kidding?
Like what? Oh, you're going to fly to Germany.
I mean, it could be I would believe because what is it?
The part of the Italy was on Germany's side in World War Two.
So I could believe that they fly through refuel, get to Germany.
OK, I don't know. It's strange. It's strange.
I could give you that. It's a good stuff.
Yeah. OK, that one's forgive.
That one's forgiven on a technicality.
On a technicality.
Italy also has Nazis. Great.
I always like whenever I think of World War Two, I always forget about Italy.
Like I know Germany.
I remember Japan and I'm like, I always forget Italy.
So, OK, I'll give you I'll give you that one.
Like I said, on a technicality.
Sure. Yeah.
What did you put? What did you put for writing? What did you guys put for writing?
This one freaking hit. I went like a seventy two.
I was seventy three. I was seventy three.
Look at you guys. Mostly because just some of the weird dialogue lines.
It's more because it was five writers.
They were lazy with the writers and some of the lines just like kind of.
I wish I wrote more down because some of them are cringy and write many of the quotes on this one.
But yeah, a lot of them were just like, oh, come on. Yeah.
Do I. There was like the only bit of dialogue that like really kind of stood out
and had like an emotional impact for me is when after they escaped from the boat
and like they'd stolen the boat and like Helena and the kid are like cheering like,
oh my gosh, like we got away, blah, blah, blah. And he's just like, my friend's dead.
Right. I'm like, yeah, OK. Like, yeah, like that kind of sucks.
But it's like never addressed again after that. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. No. Also, like real quick, I kind of expected them to talk about mud a little more.
Sorry. About mud? No, sorry.
But they only addressed him once, like how he how he died in the war.
And that's, you know, why him and Marion split and everything.
But then it's like never addressed again.
And I guess like one and done is fine with it with shyest character.
But I don't know, I maybe would have liked to see like Marion talk about him at the end.
That would have been a little nice for her to talk about her son.
It would have stretched it out too much. Yeah. Good point. Good point.
Oh, gosh, I had something I wanted to talk about with that, but I completely forgot it.
Yeah. Oh, OK. Antonio Banderas, he played a renal. Yeah.
But he did he call Benny?
This like my question is, is he supposed to be the guy that flew?
No, that was a different freaking white dude. Never mind.
No, Antonio Banderas is just the dive expert. Yeah. OK.
For whatever reason, when he like called out to him and he like called him Benny or like whatever the hell he called him.
I I thought like, oh, is that the guy that freaking flew him in Raiders?
Like that flew him around. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't.
So dumb thought there. I'm kind of cool, right? Yeah. Like mild callback.
Don't you benders was business? Yeah.
All right, let's see.
I think my biggest one, I wish that they would have left him back in the past.
It's like Indy going out on an adventure like that's kind of what I was.
Kind of hoping for. Like really bad.
I wish they would have killed him off on an adventure. But.
I like kind of knew when he first said it, I thought my mind like I was I almost predicted it right then.
I was like, there's no fucking way they're going to leave him.
It wouldn't just end like that.
Be one way to one hell of a way to alter history.
It's just like the way that he was.
I don't know. He seemed like so at peace there.
He's just like, oh, my God, like I think Rose said it like he spent his whole life studying this stuff,
learning this stuff, and now he gets to like see it like that's that's wild.
Like for for an archaeologist, like I could just imagine how freaking like mind blowing that would be.
Like especially with how. Yeah, but you're there's a big possibility your head could end up on a stake.
True. Yeah, you know, fair enough.
Yeah, like there's definitely a point there.
And I think Helena had like good points to like you could alter the future in ways that we couldn't even like comprehend or blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, OK, like I get that, too.
It's like when you put it that way.
So it's it was a weird zone to be in with that because I was I was I'm like he needs if he's going if he's going to go out because he was shot.
Like I thought he was dying.
Like I was just like if he's if he has to go out, he has to go out on an adventure.
Like they can't just like say that he's dying.
Bring him somewhere else to die.
You know, so I was wishing for it for an ending that just wasn't going to happen.
Yeah, same. Yeah, same here.
So what were you given?
I mean, it's famous and it's original esoteric errors there Sandoval there I mean like D
Haha okay someone who gives me a little village,
Apparently, I mean Caleb knows that yeah, I mean
That math is math and
Yeah, it is math and okay
Did you looking at a guy that sucked at math since day one so?
Alright moving on over to acting
We of course have Harrison Ford who played who reprised his role as Indiana Jones
We have Phoebe Waller bridge who played Helena
And yeah chick from free bag right I think so yeah
Let's see Antonio Banderas played Ronaldo like dude the frickin
credits orders weird
Karen Allen
Reprised her role as Marion for like the ass and I I want to know why she wasn't in it more
Like that was such bullshit apparently I
Saw that apparently that like the original script had her throughout the movie, but then they decided to
When I think they introduced like the whole like what happened to mutt and everything
they decided it would make more sense to have her come in at the end and
She's the reason why Indy gets that happy ending as bullshit, but the original plan was to have her in it more
that's why
she signed on to reprise her role because she thought that she was going to
Be in a lot more than just a cameo at the end otherwise she would have said no
May I don't she didn't come out and say that but maybe dude she got jipped
They could have brought her in in a number of different ways
Like that's just that's just lazy
like they could have had her like
You know what they could have done they could have had Sala
Like tell like kind of go behind Indy's back and tell Marion what he was doing and then she like obviously
She's still hung up on Indy so she would have freaking chased his ass down and it could have been like a whole thing from there like
lazy
But yeah speaking of Salah we have John Reese Davies who played Salah
And then we have Mads Mikkelsen
Who plays dr. Voller
Ethan
Is Adore who plays Teddy
Any other like
Let's see
Boyd Holbrook played Klaiber
Who was like the short Nazi guy
Mustache yeah, and then
Olivier Richards who played Hawk who was the big-ass
German
guy
Yeah
Oh Toby Jones
Yes
Toby Jones is Basil Shaw
So yeah, I think that's all like the big ones
Thought it's worth mentioning
I thought everybody was really good
I mean the only complaints I had was I think the kid was trash
But I mean that's that's what you're gonna get when you get a thing. I didn't buy him at all
I think he was just again a budget short round, which is what short run was pretty budgeted to begin with
So I think you just
A little bit more
Aside from that. Oh, yeah big Hulk dude was was not amazing of an actor either, but everybody else was fantastic
Yeah, they I mean everyone did a good job. I think I
Think it was tough cuz like Mads Mikkelsen. He plays villainous so well
And then he was just surrounded by people that were going over the top
And it like it almost brought his performance down
But he was like he was just so good like anytime he was on screen. I'm just like, okay. Yeah
Yeah, and then the other guys would be on I'm like you freaking idiots
And then like almost ruin what Mads would do and but I
Ultimately, I was I was very pleased with
Mikkelsen's performance
Yeah, I didn't know how I was gonna like Helena
But I actually ended up enjoying her like a lot
Eventually, she's a great actor. Yeah, she's a great actress like
Pulling the role. She's really I mean this thing about not liking her character and not liking her
Performance her performance was great
Yeah, I think like I
Think at the beginning
I I had issues and I don't think it was necessarily with like with her performance
I think it was just her characterization
because
At least once it once it was revealed that she just sells these
illegal
antiques
Like that part of her character like it really
Bothered me. I'm just like really don't like your father was an archaeologist like
You wouldn't have this love for it
But it was kind of like reveal that she did and so like I I like that a lot. I
Don't know if it was revealed because it was I mean she showed up to his class
It was the only way I knew all the answers
So she definitely had a love for it
She just had a love for gambling and money and debts to pay back more. Yeah, so
Yeah, I think once they kind of got off of that whole thing
Like off of the like the illegal salesmen like I
Started liking her character a bit more because I loved her at first
Yeah, and then it was revealed she was a scumbag and I'm like, yeah
And then it like kind of grew that love back
But I'm again nothing to do with like her performance because throughout at all
Like I think we felt I felt about her how I was supposed to
Yeah, exactly
and then
Harrison Ford dude
Like he slipped back into this like damn near flawlessly. I
Know for an 80 year old man, too
And I I worked on call the wild and he is like a brittle old dude
Like he had to be frickin walked to set and stuff like this
So this was shot way after that. I was like man he I
Mean, he must have some good stunt doubles
I mean he must have some good stunt doubles
This shit looks good
Yeah
I've seen on Instagram some of his stunt doubles that like
Like post stuff like behind the scenes
Stuff and like even his stunt doubles are like on the old side
Like he I think he maybe had like one young stunt double
Yeah
At least like at least from what I've seen like I don't know if he he had like multiple young stunt doubles
But I've seen one young and I've seen like two or three old ones
so like yeah
It was good. But I like I said he slipped back into this role like
perfectly like and
kind of showed
Growth of like from the character, too
Like I
Don't know like I liked seeing how he's like the boring teacher now
How he's like all like just everything that he used to be bothers him
Yeah, like
But I loved that he was
Him like when they were climbing up that that that wall at the the era of Dionysus
That he's just like
Talking about what his life is
He's just like yeah where I had this happen or this happened and like been shot like nine times like once by your dad
like
But still having like that pride that just like do you need to take a break?
I don't need to take a break. You just go on a hit all catch up
Yeah
Like it feel like I think that that was what was just perfect about it
It truly felt like just an honorary old Indiana Jones
Because he was already like a little like
Cranky, but it's just like yeah got upped a little bit more and I freaking loved it
Yeah, that's fair and so
So, um, so where you guys sitting with your acting score Rose?
I mean honestly, I literally grew with everything you said
What you had to say about I already freaking forgot her name I feel like Phoebe Waller
Yes
I definitely grew with Caleb
Her character was kind of annoying at the did you say she was annoying?
Like when she was first introduced. No, it was like it was all like surrounded around the illegal selling that
So yeah, sorry, that's what I meant
Yeah, so like I definitely agree with what you were saying about her but definitely agree it is not Phoebe Waller's fault
Because she was fantastic
They said Harrison Ford literally it's like he never even left the role
I actually think his performance in this one is better than his returning crystal skull. Oh, definitely. It's I feel like care more in this one
Yeah, no, everyone was great except for definitely got to agree with the
Yeah
That created honestly I would have preferred if there was just a random
freaking
Wow, I'm drawing a blank
Just cameo from a k-ho kwon a short round. Oh, I would have loved that
That would have been so freaking cool. I wish that I would have gone freaking nuts
Yeah, that that would have been really cool
And we I I think there would have been like no question at all if he would have done it for how much she still loves Harrison Ford in this franchise
Yeah, oh, yeah
The way he had him at the Academy Awards
This year. Yeah, that was so sweet. That's how you know, he wasn't gonna be in is because he's like
Oh was the first time I saw him since the original Indiana Jones stuff. It's like, okay. Yep. Guess he's not in the sequel
Yeah, that's true. He was at the
Pretty sure he was at the premiere. I
Believe it. I yeah, I think he was cuz yeah, they they show like a
Clip of him like kind of like sneaking up on Harrison Ford and like going in for it
Yeah, he's a really sweet. He was talking or Harrison Ford was talking to some
Interviewer and he comes up and he's like you call him dr. Jones and
Then they like had is kind of cool cuz they like Harrison got turned around they had like a little
Exchange and then he was just like oh like I'll see you after like the whole thing like well
We'll catch up with one on then he turned back to the interviewer and funny enough. That's where the clip ended
It's like who cares
Yeah, like we just came here to see his reunion of Indian short round. Yeah
But yeah, I would have freaking lost it with the with the short round cameo
That would have been amazing
Especially considering this the last one that Harrison Ford is ever gonna do come on
I feel that should have been a no-brainer. Yeah
Whatever he should really be the new
Torch pass off guy. I mean after after everything everywhere all at once he can do the action stuff
Oh my gosh, dude. Yeah, is that like who that was until we were doing our breakdown?
Yeah, like we had a little bit of a breakdown
our breakdown
yeah, like we
I
Did you recognize him from the Goonies or any of that? No, dude, like I've never so I've seen the
Can't do a movie podcast and not see the Goonies dude, that's like
Best movies of all time. That's what I've heard and the sad thing is like I bought that like years ago on Black Friday on
4k I'm like yes got the best format of this movie at the time
Definitely finally gonna watch it, bro. We're talking about an adventure movie right now. That is the best adventure movie of all time
It's like every kid's dream of doing any of this shit. It's so good
Yeah, I so I my first introduction to him was Goonies because my dad was watching I freaking beta
love Goonies
That's why I said Goonies!
Let's see and then yeah and our Temple of Doom was was my next introduction but yeah like I
had a moment during
everything everywhere all at once that I was just kind of like
he seems familiar like like
and he
And I think it was like during our breakdown. I was just like
Like we were talking about him like K. Hoi Kwan and blah blah blah blah like going on and on and I was like
Bro, you know what who he reminds me of he reminds me of the kid from Indiana Jones
And he's just like hey Rose didn't know it either and he's just like yeah
He kind of does and then I was I'm like, what else has he been in and I scrolled down
Jones I'm like
That answers that see that poster right behind me
We got in the studio
That's awesome
No, yeah, he's got the same accent and everything
But if they if they would have passed the torch off to I mean they still kind of could if they kept doing the movies
I would definitely fair enough. Yeah
She's the Academy Award-winning now. I think it adds to the thing. So
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so I
I yeah freaking
What lost it with that but
Definitely. Yeah. So what so where are you sitting with your score Rose?
score wise
I think I'm gonna be at like an 87
90 90
Yeah
It was good. The only thing is the only reason it's I would have given higher but the kid killed it for me
I I did not like the kid in this one. I had that's what knocked me down
It knocked me down. I didn't think he deserved to be and a lot of stuff
I thought immediately you're like this is a knockoff short round. I didn't buy a lot of the stuff
He was going for I don't know why they're bringing him on the barren seats for them to go on a diving expedition
It's like what the fuck is this kid gonna do?
nothing
Yeah, he was just but he's
Yeah, he was just for the off chance that maybe there's a plane and maybe he might be able to hotwire it and maybe he can
Fly it. Yeah, like the only
Purpose that he served with that whole thing was to be the frickin bait
That's it. That's true. It like that was all he did. But yeah, I agree with you
He brought it down for me a little bit more like I'm sitting at like an 88
alright, next up we got character development, which obviously we're gonna do this based off of
Indy and
I
Didn't hate his arc in this
Hey, it was like you still get like grouch like it's just grouchy old Indy
but I think his heart kind of softens up a little bit by the end and
Like you can see
Just how like it kind of seems like at in the beginning like he has that vibe
Like when he's teaching the class like he just doesn't give a shit anymore
and
Yeah, he's just kind of over it cuz he's like he's gone through all this like loss of his son his he's
divorcing and all this
Which oh my gosh frickin I
Don't know why this is the moment that like it brought it up
So I went to go see this in theater with like an old frickin Southern book club
That was in there and they were narrating the entire movie
Yeah, it was
so like
No shit. Okay. So when when they're in the
Wherever the hell they were at the at the table and Indy starts like whipping everything like around he's like get back get back back
And then everyone like pulls the guns out
like yeah, what's happened in the original thing another throwback to yeah, and he's
Yeah, so like all that happens. He like throws the whip they all pull their guns and then in the back
I just like hear this old lady cackle and just like that's why you don't bring a whip to a gunfight
And I'm like shut up
And then like dude it was like consistent throughout the entire movie like so
Like oh at the tunnel like oh
It's the frickin like the bird with the wings like like or like how they're like
Oh, you see how this like Phoenix has like propellers or looks like it has propellers and she's like
It's probably an airplane and I'm like no shit lady. Shut up
And then
Then at the end when Marion's doing the whole like oh it hurts here it hurts here and
Yeah, she's just like
Like she like leaned over to her. It was like seriously
10 or 11 just like old southern ladies
And they're just like you remember when when he did that to her the first one
I will frickin flip a table lady. Shut the hell up
I was
Fuming
Yeah, I've had that a couple times I had that once
When I last movie I went to a movie it was with my wife
It was like that, but the kid guy it was like a guy next to me
I was with his girlfriend and he was like, oh and there was like a point where like
We left there was a funny moment. He laughed and he even like goes and like did like this shoulder thing
I was like dude if you fucking
I'm not your buddy. Oh my gosh
So I knew I was in for it at the at the during the trailers because
After every single trailer. Oh, that looks good. We should go see that. Oh
That one looks really good. We should go see that
Like and then she'd like lean over. Oh, oh, she's like
We're gonna go see that ladies and I'm like, oh my gosh. I
Feel bad for all those movies and then it was like at the end like after like everything
I could finish she was walking down and she's just like oh look at that like looking at me and
Say like oh look at that a young and keeping the traditions alive
And then walked off. I'm like I
Cannot even like explained how upset I am. I
Like I'm about to blow my frickin top lady
Yeah
Anyway, um, I guess I don't know why I just suddenly thought of that because it really pissed me off
But I just had to get that out there share that that experience
Um, I find that really funny considering like going to see this movie was one of the best movie experiences
I've had in a very long time because there's always like the past like four
Four to six months like one person that's always ruined a movie for me. They just won't shut the fuck up
Yeah, no one said a fucking word during this movie and it made me so happy
One of the best movies I've ever seen is like
I saw Thursday night. Yeah, like I was amazed
Yeah, I saw the matinee yesterday. Nobody was at the theater. There's one to one other couple
That is like the biggest perk of working weekends is
No one's at the movie theater like Monday through Thursday
And I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
I went back audio dead, and it was Wi-Fi only now. I 그만 the rest of the screen
Of setup. I'll see you next time
Duane, oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah
My joke is I don't care about the minifigurines
I think the minifigurines is no one's at the movie theater like Monday through Thursday
Yeah
Big especially if I go early
like
That's it's something I hit for for this movie was the Thursday at 3d that I think that's so
That's funny that like you saw it at 3 I saw it at 4 and we both had different experiences
Yeah, I mean the theater overall was empty, but I came in and I like I sat down and then it was like this club of
old ladies came
They get
freaking
anyway
Pull it like ah shit here. We go again, but like usually it's pretty empty. They get them back into character development
Yeah, I I don't really think there's much to be honest like any okay
If you want to say oh he developed back into the Indiana Jones we all knew that's what we happened like he digressed and maybe
Went back to what he's always been which he has done in previous movie of these movies before too
He's up and down a little bit with it
But I don't think there was a hell of a lot like there was nothing really new for Indy
We ended on a scene with her doing the exact same fucking thing
That they did in a previous movie
I think that it would the most development through anybody was Phoebe Waller's character. She went from a criminal to an
archaeologist I guess and
Tina to get the past behind her so I think if we're talking about anybody who developed it definitely would be her
Yeah, which kind of made like let at least me to believe that she like we were gonna pass the torch on to her and
Right when that didn't end up happening. It was like kind of a little like okay. What the hell was all this growth for then?
Yeah, I'm okay with her not having the torch for future movies though
Yeah, I I
Don't know like I thought she brought like a really good charisma to her character that I think kind of fits with it
No, I like Indiana Jones
character
So I would have liked it, but I understand why they didn't
Just because of how iconic of a character Indiana Jones is
like I
Think it's that and also they don't want to pull a hole
Oh, hey, how do we the hell do we get to a 300 million dollar budget true?
Like honestly, I don't know if we'll like honestly at least theater wise see another indie adventure
Without it without Harrison Ford, of course. Yeah. Yeah, maybe a Disney Plus some yeah
You something on Disney plus might do a TV show like they're doing a national treasure or some shit
That's about it. Didn't that get canceled probably nobody watches that
Look for national treasures, or I don't know I didn't watch it
So I can't tell you what it's about. Yeah, all I know is Nick Cage is not in it. Yeah
so
Yeah
With Indy it like yeah, he has that like regression or to
Cranky old man and it just kind of like
It's not like a super steep arc
But it's just kind of like kind of kicks them back in his shape gets him back to where he's at
He's back in his shape gets him back to where he was back into
the character that we know and love
So, I mean it wasn't super deep. I think it was a fairly average
Arc overall I
Did 69 69 in case you guys wanted to know it was canceled after one season
Yeah, I might be I
Might be solid 70 like if I'm being real nice
because like my my average score is usually 75, but I don't think it's he it's
deserving of that
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not the match cable. Yeah, I was gonna go see but I was like, I don't think it even belongs
I think it's one below a C. Like I think you just missed the mark. That's it. This is like honestly like
This is maybe around where I would put other Indiana Jones movies
Right, not all of them. I think some have better than others
But this is kind of like ballpark because I don't yeah
I don't go to freaking Indiana Jones movies to see him develop as a character. I go to see a super cool adventure
Yeah, exactly
All right, moving on over to the big one effects
I think we're gonna be separated here cuz just because I think I'm looking at this is a whole different giant than you guys are
So I feel like we're gonna be far apart from this one
I
Will I will admit the more I've sat on them. They're not as bad as I initially thought like they're not absolutely
God-awesome. So the only effects I had big problems with were
the
big problems with were the the de-aging at art not
Not I love okay, maybe not it's the de-aging in action
when it was like
When he was like stopped or like when he was in the chair being hung like all that stuff was really good
It was just like when he was kind of stationary, but when he was moving around it
looked odd and
Like I don't think it looked I don't think it looked as odd as like it was with like the Irishman looked bad
Like it was like atrocious bad the aging there him. I actually like I thought it was good
I thought it was used in the right like I think they started to master the lighting with it a little bit in certain angles
Like when they're on the train fighting
It's hard to tell anything's bad. You know what I mean?
And then maybe when you're super close up and he's moving around you can notice it
Like there was a few parts where I noticed it
But other than that I was like, I don't think anybody else has done it better than this so far
No, so I think we're coming a ways. I don't think is it perfected. Definitely not but I think we're getting closer
Yeah, um, I don't know if you're familiar with the the corridor
channel on YouTube
so they're
filmmakers out of California and they
Try like attempt to do like film challenges. So one of the big film challenges that they had was a
proper de-aging of
Luke Skywalker from Mandalorian and
Where what they feel like they cut they did a whole analysis of of that scene and they're like they like tried to digitally
recreate Luke
But we could do it better with deep fake technology and they did and it looked incredible
like so much so that so much so that Disney actually incorporated deep fake technology in the
next season of
Like I think they use it like the next time you see young Luke and it looked like oh
We have the one that we haven't like one we haven't seen yet. So did you watch book of Boba Fett? Yeah
Actually, what scene was it in? It wasn't book of Boba Fett was a book of Boba Fett
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like it was that one. It was like the man basically Mandalorian season 3
The like that intro one
So it was that that they started using deep fake and that's why it looked like pretty freaking good
the only issue with deep fake is getting like
strong emotion
Like because with deep fake you can only get whatever it's trained to do and so they were only able to gather so much
information from Mark Hamill's young face
So I think that's something that they incorporated here
it's like they because like I said stationary and kind of like
Not a super expressive face on Indiana Jones looked fantastic
it was when he kind of got a little bit more like
Wide-eye and like oh shit like his oh shit face looked looked a little odd and
I'll agree with you too. Only when it was like super well lit up
But like in the dark
Like it looked a freaking awesome like that felt like straight up
Like the openings and all around also route all around
Listen side from that is like your action sequences like the train stuff looked really fucking cool
You can't take away from that man. The cave stuff was so fucking awesome
Like they go into the cave the practical river like they had to a fucking built that it looks so good and so fucking real
They fall off the bridge and like sweat get swept away into it
They climbed the fucking wall all the way down to the bottom and they were like
Climb the fucking wall all that stuff looked really good. And then the giant bat like
Uh, like ancient battle scene in at the very end with those giant arrows flying through the plane
Man, I thought that stuff was pretty fucking dope like those big sequences were really really good
Yeah, like that that shit looks so good. Like it shows that maybe they blew their budget there
They definitely did I mean well it was it was it was action and explosions and big like
Uh gun effects and stuff like that. It was just non-stop
It was from front to back of the movie. There was not a dull moment
They were running from something the entire time the water scene going underwater. That shit looked really good and real
I wish they extended that a little bit
Yeah, it seemed like the minute they get down into that pirate ship
I was like, oh, this is fucking dope like all these like dead skeleton bodies in like that cool fucking box
They're like ripping out
Um
Like that stuff I wish they made that a little bit longer before the nazis came get them a little bit more time to explore this like
Or made like a different chamber inside of the ship or something like that. I would have loved that
I thought that all looked awesome though, and it was exciting and it was believable. It looked really freaking good
Yeah
Trying to think of like if there was anything else like nothing else looked too
Like even the portal
The portal looked really cool. I'm glad they I'm glad they didn't make it like a freaking like
Tron ring in the sky or something like that. You know what I mean? Or like like some portal
Like I'm glad it was just like some clouds that was just splitting light, you know
Yeah, it kind of like like really looked like just a tear in in space
Which was yeah, I think that was like an excellent decision to be made like
I think they could have gone real another thing that they could have gone real cheesy with
Um
I'm trying to think action wise like all the like the stunt work looked
Awesome, like looked really good
um, yeah, I
think there was maybe I
like one moment where I could
Almost tell where that it wasn't quite harrison ford
And I think it was when he was jumping from one like little go kart to the
one like little go kart to the two of the other
I was just like, oh, yeah the top he like something about like
It's like he got bulkier for a second. I'm like, yeah, that doesn't look like you
and
And that was just being like real nitpicky during those scenes just like all right, let's see what I could find
But I think that's like one of those like blink can you miss it transitions
You know, that's fair now i'm gonna notice that when they put this on disney plus
Like I could be wrong for all I know like they could have just had harrison ford seriously just a
green screen jump from one thing to another but it looked too
too real for it to not
or to
Be like animated
Yeah
So I mean i'm not
I'm not
Harshen on this movie too much
like it this is
No, I mean I I can respect like de-aging technology isn't perfected yet so I can even respect like
Not still loving it and being pulled out of that
There too. I just think it's the best that's been done so far that i've seen
It's still not perfected. Yeah willing to say it
That is fair. I mean, honestly, I think I would put this on the same level as like
It's hard to say like a high budget marvel movie, but
Just because all of their movies are super high budget. It's like yeah
It's like a mark. It's like a marvel movie that was given like a decent amount of time
Yeah, I mean I put 95 percent
95
Yeah, I went high. I'm not
My my question. Okay. So like if we're like thinking dh
Here it was this as good as the dh for michael douglas and avengers endgame
Or do you feel it was on the lines of robert downey jr?
Younger in civil war. I didn't see civil war so I can't I can't attest to that
Did you did you see did you see endgame? I saw endgame. Yeah
Did you think that the dh on michael douglas was pretty good? Yeah
Okay, I thought it was decent
I put it along those lines. Yeah michael douglas around michael douglas as would I
I can't think of it like any other actors that like
That like they're like daging was like top notches. I don't know. I feel like michael douglas was like
So close to like being the only one I can I can think of that looked like really really solid was
Samuel L. Jackson's in
Captain Marvel forgot about that man. They dh a lot in this shit didn't marvel
They do watch watch marvel. Yeah, they they they've dh'd a lot of people
Yeah, yeah, so
It's the technology is getting better for sure
So I i'm not
I'm not quite in the as high as as you though. I'm sitting somewhere and like
87 range though so
I think like i'm barely missing the 90s
So i'm going to go like an 89 because like honestly the more that I think about the effects
with indy and the d aging like honestly it
For the time that we're in it is actually really good and i'm this is going to be a hot take
I think it actually looked better than luke skywalker
Did I think it did too totally fair luke skywalker had a glow
On him and I didn't that that's the thing about dh like when they have like that weird video game glow it kind of pulls you out
Yeah, yeah, he was almost there took me out. Yeah, but I didn't see that a lot. Yeah, I think
It's the same like instance with like the jurassic park effects
The reasons those hold up so well is because they hit they hid most of the the jankiness behind
smoke rain and dark
Right, that's true
That's true. Yeah, yeah, they're just like yeah, even like the that channel I was telling you about like they even explained like the whole thing
Like it's super easy to hide your mistakes behind rain
Like if you want to if you want to make a really cool effect put it in rain
Like it'll make it like look 15 more realistic if you do with that route
Yeah
All right. All right. Next up. We got music
I mean john williams
Yeah, there's nothing new it doesn't get better than this. There's nothing new
So, I mean, I mean he composed it and you have his you obviously have his orchestra doing behind
There's nothing like new marvels that are added to it
They still recycled a lot of like the old stuff
But I mean when you have the best of the best behind you can't the only reason I didn't give it a 10 out of 10 is because
It's it's just it's again. It's recycled stuff. But then john williams is fantastic nine out of ten
Yeah, that's I was maybe leaning a bit more like
maybe eight but I mean
Like I for the majority of the movie. I was sitting around eight and then the freaking
That score hit and I'm like god damn it
Like
It's a damn good score
Yeah, man, the best concert I've ever been to this day is a john williams concert. Holy shit
It's like there's nothing that captures like your soul the way john williams seeing that orchestra play
It can do
What are you thinking rose?
I'm i'm honestly the same with uh with wake. You said a nine, right?
Yeah, yeah, i'm saying I think if like if I was to
Anywhere because like with this where you where it's like solid number, but if we did halves
I would probably be around like an eight and a half
I think i'd still be at a nine like i'm
Like i'm sorry to say the indiana jones theme to me just because I didn't really grow up with star wars
So when it comes to john williams score, the indie theme is more iconic to me than the star wars theme
Yeah, i'll give you that. Yeah
I think it's like the indiana jones theme
Indie theme is more iconic to me than the star wars theme. Yeah, i'll give you that. Yeah, that makes sense
All right. The next up we got costumes
Uh other than like obviously indy looked great
Yeah, yeah, yeah
See, uh, I appreciated that they did like for part of it
He had the tie on and then as the movie went on he went back to like the classic, you know open
Uh collar. I love that throwback to the last crusade
That that was really good
So I was gonna say with this because I kind of made like a subcategory with props and you said oh
We usually kind of bundle that into costumes
So I have two different rates for that because if we if we did costumes and the period clothing was fun
But there was nothing really too super special or that brand new that got thrown in like there's no
Far out designs like everything was kind of put in nothing was custom custom made
but if we're adding props into this so costumes I put like seven out of ten but props I would have put nine out of
Ten because you got those two fucking pieces that put together with the pin in the top that they start actually becoming a practical
Functional pop that has to be custom made and it needs to function and it needs to clip together
And it needs to do the little whirl click thing
That thing was so fucking cool not to mention the giant box that they get underwater that they pry open
That's a custom box there and you have this cool like wood wax pad that has an inscription on it
But then you melt it to this cool golden dial
That's like your pathway to being able to find the damn cave like that shit was all practical
Which is so fantastic for like the actor. I mean, that's the type of I mean, that's why I do this job
It makes me geek really hard
I don't know how if we're adding that if we're adding that to
What oh I was just saying like I freaking loved the uh
That dial like that dial looked
sick
like it was
It was one of the cooler
props from like Indiana Jones
history if
Like I freaking loved how that looked
Yeah, it wasn't just like a golden monkey on a pedestal or something
Yeah
Like I mean, I mean even the Jesus like dagger thing looked pretty cool
You know what I mean? A lot of that stuff. It looked really good
So I was like, oh man a lot of this stuff
It just made me geek out a lot props wise and I was like, oh we got to kind of plump this into some category, right?
Yeah
And we like it it's just it's honestly dependent on the prop, but we'll throw that into like a fix
It's just kind of fits wherever it fits
Yeah, it would fit there. I guess in this since we already gave it a high rate. Yeah, but I mean I don't
say
where you sit like if
Like you say costumes itself would be seven but with props and be at nine
Uh, well, I was nine with props. So if we plump that in I would split the difference eight
That's honestly about where I was at, too
like
Yeah, it's just
the
The Indiana Jones outfit is the the only like real like oh, that's the iconic thing everyone else
It's just like they had
time
appropriate clothing
I mean you had the the the nazi uniforms, but
And then the 20 the 2012 bc
Warriors, I guess they had some like cool helmets and stuff like that
The the the battle scenes they looked yeah, it like it
I will say this though about those it did almost feel a little cosplay ish
like at times when they'd like a little bit go quick over but
It was still like really really good
So
Yeah, I think eight's appropriate for this
All right. Last up. We got our own personal scores. Who wants to take this one first?
I'll let you guys decide and I go through I kind of rated it
Where did you say is your middle ground usually like?
Completely like middle like my average like just average among average is 75
75 I'll give it a 79 79. Yeah that honestly that's that's about where i'm at too
I'm sitting at a solid 79 as well. Like I had a good time with this movie a lot better time than I had with
than
crystal skull
Yes, I would watch it again. I would not watch this. I would absolutely watch this again. It was so good
It was super fun. Like if if I ever am in it
In indiana jones mood, which I get in every
year or so like it's probably i'm probably gonna watch
The original three and then i'm gonna throw this one in there
Like like i've had a couple since crystal like indiana jones moments
Never threw in crystal skull in that mix
I was like it's like a movie i'm choosing to ignore i'm adding
Dial of destiny to the to the mix
Nice, I agree. So yeah, i'm i'm right with you sitting at a 79
Uh for me, I really enjoy this one. So it cracked the b- for me. So i'm gonna go d. I appreciate that
Yeah, that's definitely fair
Caleb i'm gonna apologize right now. I did change some of my did you really i'm sorry
Yeah, i'm sorry I talked myself out of it
I'm sorry. All right
Well going through these scores real quick starting off with story
Uh, it ended up getting a or we it averaged out to a 79
Our writing took a bit of a dive sitting at a 73
Acting brought it up a decent chunk sitting at an 89
Character development is sitting at a 69.6
Um, our effects ended up averaging to a 90.3
Music is sitting at a 9 costume sitting at an 8 and then our personal score averaged to a 79.3
So with that the final all bros and failing hollywood letter grade for indiana jones and the dial of destiny has come out to
a b minus
Yeah
Dude I seriously got a get like a little drummer, so yeah
I gotta invest invest in that just a mini snare too long. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so it
So our cutoff for a b minus is a
80 percent right this ended up scoring an 81.9 percent
Wow
Yeah, so
Wow, definitely not bad. I
I'm kind of glad it didn't dip into the c plus like I think b b minus is fairly appropriate
Yeah, agreed. Yeah, so it's so
Where does that where does that put it? What's in front of behind? Oh god, real question
This is the the place where we seem to lose people I know this is the one where i'm always the most curious about
I was like what
All right where I got a ring to get scores
Oh, this is a
All right where I got a ring to get scores. Okay, let's see
You want to hear what it's below or what it's above first?
uh
What is it above? What's all right?
so
Raise me up indiana jones and the dial of destiny sitting at an 81.91
Percent is above being the ricardos which is at an 81.87
I don't think i've seen that. I don't think all right. It's above the bad guys, which is at an 81.81
True, it is above holiday and handcuffs, which is at an 81.78
I don't even know what that is. It's uh
Melissa jone hart movie. I broke it down with uh all me
That's why
Of course you did it's not as like it's not
It's I think it's his favorite holiday movie. His favorite movie is uh, that's big trouble in little china
Right. All right. He's got good taste. All right. Um
All right. It is be it is above
uh the birds of prey
the the
Agreed
Yeah, I would agree. All right. It's above the matrix reloaded
I agree
um, let's see
Okay, it is a i'm going a little bit more just to like to see if there's like others that I feel like you
You would have seen
it's above
It's above deadpool 2
Oh, that's a tough one
Uh, they're pretty close. They're pretty close. Yeah, like it I don't even think i'm a full percentage
Difference away from it yet
Wow
Yeah, deadpool 2 is like the difference is less than 1% so it's it's like super close
It's just these rankings like these rankings are like a thousandth of a percentage away from each other
Which is funny why it pisses people off
What's it below what's all right going the opposite direction it is below
rogue 1
Or star wars rogue 1. Yeah, which is at an 81.9. So this one it's not even the it's
So indiana jones is 81.91 rogue 1 is at an 81.93
So it's a 0.02 percent difference
Um, all right, let's see it is below my personal score. It's a lot higher than that
All right, it's below it chapter 2
Yeah, yeah
Uh, let's see. It's below over the top
I don't know
uh
sylvestre stilone
arm wrestling
No, oh
Nope, definitely don't know what that is. I uh, I broke that down with uh
Ben
Oh fuck
Let's see it is below
thor levin thunder
Yeah
I would have said it's below that
Uh, I gotta disagree with that. Yeah
I'm sorry. I honestly
The more that I think of that movie the only part that I like is like the the one scene with the guardians
Harder than that. I really don't like the movie. Oh, wait. No, i'm thinking of rag and a rock. Nope
No, I don't agree with that either
All right, it is below the magnificent seven
Okay
That is that is a good remake. It's been a minute
All right. Um
It's below knock at the cabin
um
I did like that movie
All right. Uh, let's see ron's gone wrong
That movie was fantastic
I agree with that that absolutely
Uh, and it's also below
smile
Oh, yeah, I can definitely hear the uh, the horror of the new horror movie
Uh, I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. I didn't think it was awful, but
I didn't think it was amazing either. It ended too. I don't like the ending
I didn't like the ending at all. Okay, I can see that and then it is below let's be cops
fair
What was less? I gotta like look that one up. What's let's be cops
Oh is that with that's what michael? Um, what's his face?
Is or no, am I thinking of a different cop? Uh, it's for what jake johnson and
One of the waynes brothers. Yeah
I think it's one of the waynes brothers. Yeah, whichever one
Oh
Oh, yeah, haven't seen this one have not seen it's that good. It only has a six out of ten on uh,
On imdb dude, that's hard. That's why this I think let's be cops is one of the reasons like a seven out of ten
And then made the podcast because we're like that's bullshit. Let's be cops was really good
But yeah, so all all these movies are b-minus movies
Not horrible not horrible range. Yeah, like some other ones that it like it's above
I think that or that indian jones is above that. I think you might might have seen
um
dune
It's above dune. It's above top, uh the original top gun
Oh, I don't know if I agree with that one
Uh, it's above the 1993 super mario bros
Well, obviously
Um, I thought we were reading for the b section. Yeah. Well, this is just b-minus
Like we like we have a let's see out of our
Our beat so we have 33 b-minus movies
And you put the mario bros with john liguizamo and b-minus
It barely it barely got to be minus though. Like I said our cutoff is 80 percent in our defense
0.08
In our defense dj really that is very true. So his score has definitely brought it up a lot. I mean, yeah, he's
He's the italian guy, right?
Thankfully the new one um scored far better. Yeah
So yeah, that is all the movies that we have
Or that it's above and below acceptable
acceptable
Cool
All right. Well
With that, I think that concludes this week's episode
um
So thank you Mikey for joining us on this episode. It was a absolute blast. Oh, yeah
Yeah, always fun anytime. Yeah
like we'll we'll have to
to get you on for some others like any other movies that you
Want to do?
Like we usually do the new ones. So whatever
Comes out that you want to do. We're we're all types of um
Um when meg 2 comes out, I fucking love meg
Like so when meg 2 comes, I love the meg movie. Yeah with jason statham
Like I fucking cheesed hard during that movie. I love it more than anybody. I was like this movie is fucking rocks
Um, so yeah when when when meg 2 the what is it called the trench or something like that when that comes out?
I'll definitely jump on it. There'll be some
Um
Yeah, i'm you're gonna make me watch those movies
Oh if you haven't seen the first meg and and uh, I mean if you haven't rated goonies yet, definitely that one
um
Yeah, we gotta do yeah goonies is one of the greatest movies of all time. So I
Be happy to do that. That's gonna be high a though
fair enough
I I yeah like off the top of my head like I don't see any reason why it wouldn't
Yeah, but I mean hell yeah, so would you like to tell everyone where they can find you and all that you do
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Next week you guys can look forward to us bring in your questions
Next week you guys can look forward to us breaking down a movie that I am having a real hard time
Wanting to watch uh, evil dead rise
It's on my list, too. Oh shit. I
Like I said at the beginning I barely made it through the first season of
American horror stories. I have no freaking clue how i'm going to make it through evil dead rise
When we were in high school, you have no idea how much convincing it took to get caleb to even watch one paranormal activity movie
And it was number four on arguably the least scary probably of all of them
And it took so much convincing
Yeah, insane. That sounds right
This is probably a movie that i'm going to watch
on my phone
In my office with the lights on
And volume down to practically zero with subtitles
That's how i'm gonna have to watch it because
oh
I barely made it through the trailer. I barely made it through the trailer
You're killing me man, so
It's up in the air whether or not I make it to next week's episode so
Are you sure you don't want to watch it on vr big screen? Absolutely the hell not
That's the last thing I need to be caught off guard with someone coming and touching me during that movie
Like absolutely the hell not
Oh my god, dude. That's how a three-year-old gets like popped in the head
Yeah, please don't pop my niece in the face, please
I'd really appreciate that
Uh, so yeah, thank you again Mikey for joining us
Um, so and you guys can look forward to that next week, uh, but until then this has been the all bros podcast. I'm caleb
And i'm john. We will catch you guys next week
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So long