Good morning.
It's nobody in particular.
Nobody in particular.
Hey, it's a Sunday morning again and I'm here, nobody in particular, sitting in the car,
sitting outside of, hold your breath, hold your breath, Waffle House, Waffle House.
So for today, I'm reflecting on Waffle House rules.
Now if you've been to Waffle House, you know they have their rules posted on the walls
and I'm not going to go through them.
Go visit a, go have some food, spend some time, be around that community because I like Waffle
House, hashtag Waffle House.
I enjoy listening to the food ordering, watching the wait staff and the cook staff and the
line, seeing the delivery, seeing the service, seeing the smiles when a local, a regular
comes through the door.
It's good and I also like, and I'm going to mention, you know, the Waffle House rules
are ubiquitous.
You're in every Waffle House.
You don't go into a Waffle House and not see the rules.
They put the rules in the Waffle House so you know how to act and how you're going to
be treated.
It's not just about you as a person behaving properly.
It's about the people you're interacting with behaving properly.
But keep yourself together, be good, be good to each other, order food, eat, smile, happy,
be happy, enjoy the food.
It's not a Cadillac destination.
It's regular life, go to a place, get served, be served, and there's rules.
What I'm trying to say is it would be really, really cool if people behaved
well toward each other in reflecting the Waffle House rules.
Now I know that there's other interpretations of Waffle House rules and I'm not getting
into that.
I'm talking about the actual rules.
Treat each other with respect.
They do not tolerate disrespect.
You're there for food.
You can talk real talk.
Keep your respect going.
How cool it would be.
You know, Waffle House rules are almost halfway to John Lennon's imagination.
Anyhow I'm glad to say that I had a great breakfast at Waffle House.
I had eggs and crispy hash browns, bacon, a cup of straight black coffee, and I'm fueled
up and I'm charged up.
And I'm happy to say that I really liked being in the Waffle House under the Waffle House
rules.
There's another thing I was thinking about while I was in there.
That I'm nobody in particular and you wouldn't recognize me anyway, but I can go to a Waffle
House anywhere and I get the same service and it doesn't matter who I am.
Don't hit me please.
Oh, that was close.
That was freaking close.
However, you made it.
Anyway, that was somebody pulling into the parking lot next to me and they were really
close.
Anyhow, I guess that's what Waffle House rules is.
Don't hit somebody's car in the parking lot.
That works too.
But under Waffle House rules, if that would apply to politics, Waffle House rules, that
would change the fundamental structure of politics.
If you just went by Waffle House rules, it changed church.
If you went by Waffle House rules.
Hey, Waffle House rules and they do.
Have a happy Waffle House rules day.
It's nobody in particular.
Bye.