time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Alright, hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry.
I'm Needles. And uh, today...
You call Larry?
No, I'm good, I'm good.
Larry is the body of a frail transvestite.
Aw man. I used to have the body of a trail-fan transvestite.
Now I have the body of an overfed transvestite.
Yeah, that's alright with a bad hip.
Yeah, like a transvestite that has the key to the fucking back door at 7-Eleven.
Yeah, but I know the key to your back door.
Yeah. We got a special guest here today.
I gotta be quiet, I can't say much anymore.
Why's that?
Don Anford is here. Yeah, there's your pipes, why?
Certain things have come to my attention lately.
I've had some things happen to me that would happen really have just opened my eyes to things I...
Mark has been awakened.
I'll say. I'll say. Too awakened.
I think you hit your head on something.
I'm gonna tell you this, but oh man, I don't want to go on.
I don't want to go on. I can't go on.
I literally want to just become a monk at this point.
People may be right.
I mean, you always just go up to a mountain and you slow down a little bit.
And then you gotta have half of it down.
That's the way I think right.
Exactly. It's real easy for me.
All I've got to pretty much do is stop a few things.
Stop talking. You can't talk. That's one of the things.
Right, and maybe I should.
Like those guys that are silent.
They might have something...
There's a beer.
There's something to that.
There's a beer made by monks.
It's the most repressed monks.
Yeah, and they fucking make like a really heavy-duty beer.
And I think it's sought after, but they only make a short amount.
Yeah, of course.
I think it's been a tradition for...
Probably a thousand years.
Yeah, I don't have any numbers in front of me.
It's been a hundred years.
The beer themselves?
I'm sure they do.
Can I get some of the smoke on?
Here we go.
I didn't mean to cut you off.
So yeah, anyways...
Oh wait, should we just do our bullshit really quick?
What's our bullshit really quick?
Like, follow, subscribe, tell everybody about us.
Yeah.
I mean, we do this for fun.
The main thing is tell everybody about us so more people listen because, you know, you're already listening.
So you know.
So just subscribe.
I like making them laugh.
Yeah.
And getting Don Anfordthal riled up.
No, please.
I can't keep it riled up.
But man, I'm telling you guys...
What's that?
It's getting bad.
Oh wait a second. Where'd you go this week?
Yesterday.
Oh, I saw the Ark.
That Ark, Noah's Ark.
Down in Kentucky?
Is it in Kentucky or Ohio?
I mean, you just can't say that because you sound like a lunatic.
I saw Noah's Ark.
It's in the sky.
I didn't know that.
Man, those mushrooms you gave me were really good.
Even the little animals walking up to it.
Pink elephants they had.
Two at a time, eh?
They were dancing.
I almost fell over.
How was it?
It was really cool.
So what the fuck did it look like?
Looks like an Ark.
Big old boat.
I mean, what kind of boat was it?
Is it just made out of all wood?
Yes, made out of wood.
And how tall was it?
Huge tall, man.
Three stories, like three heights.
Okay, 30 foot?
Yeah, I'd say 30 feet, maybe 50.
Okay, well that's a little bit of a difference.
But okay, I'll go with that.
It's pretty fucking big.
My legs were stiff from walking up and down the things.
I went through the whole thing every way up and down, every story.
Okay, so what was on it?
The things that they got.
Did they have robotic animals?
No, or did they have live ones?
People like little robots.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Talk about the biblical stories and how it was on the Ark, you know?
Basically, the...
Life on the Ark.
Yeah, okay.
That'd be a new show.
It's cool.
A new reality.
We should build an Ark.
So did they build the Ark with nails?
You know, I didn't...
You don't know.
They had to have them.
They probably made their...
I mean, they blacksmithed them.
Actually, what I noticed, no.
No, they didn't use nails.
I know they didn't.
That's why I'm asking.
They'd wear pegs.
At the old day, they probably know how to make those...
They'd make holes, yeah, dowels and stuff.
Yeah, right, a hole and put a rod in there.
But this one, I noticed, didn't have anything like it.
Even they had regular metal beams like iron bolts and...
What are you looking for, man?
For the weed tray.
The weed.
Right here.
I don't know where your weed is.
What was it then?
It's upstairs, man.
Yeah, you left it on the table, brother.
There's guest appearance by Bobby.
He's looking for his fucking weed.
Bobby kisses dudes.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nice to meet you all.
They had to put together with those.
Kedachronic.com.
Posts.
Let me do a bridge.
A metal, you know...
I'm stuck.
Brackets?
Bracket with three big bolts, yes.
I thought they fucking did it the old school way there.
You know what?
They had like a cross section of it that looked that way.
But most of the main things that I noticed were all just real, you know, modern brackets.
But, you know, a lot of it was also all...
Well, you could see how some of it was cut and they were like, you know, wedged into each other,
cut unblocked, so it fit.
Okay, this is fucking boring.
You wanted to know, I mean...
Okay.
I mean, they have a light...
They have a light...
Okay, I'm not gonna say this.
They have a fucking replica...
Yes.
Of a boat in Tennessee.
In Kentucky, sorry.
You understand.
There's probably building codes.
So they would have to use it.
I reinforce you.
I understand a little bit of that.
Because I think I remember my dad saying the guy built the whole thing, old school.
Yeah.
Well, I saw it in my...
Shout out to him, man.
That's a T-Guy.
Maybe they had to put reinforcements just to make the assholes happy.
Right.
Even though, you know, Noah's Ark isn't gonna fail.
No.
Because God designed the motherfucking thing.
Yeah, it's really incredible.
I mean, come on.
I mean, do you think God put up ex-dying systems and fucking water extensions?
No, I don't think he did.
I don't think God was OSHA compliant.
I think God knew that Noah would know where the exit was.
He did.
He told them the way out.
That's what you heard.
I heard they're like men back then.
So, yeah, anyways, though, and things happened along the way, I've been thinking a lot.
I got scared, like they say, you know, to know much too much stuff.
But it really worked.
I mean, they practically brainwashed me.
I mean, I got scared.
Practically.
Yeah.
You know, I'm not working out, man.
I don't know what were they saying.
Just about all things are.
The sad part is, they actually told me the truth.
You have to elaborate, though.
You just can't elaborate.
I can't elaborate any longer.
Why?
Just, no, I'm afraid.
I'm scared.
Scared of what?
They're gonna, they're gonna, scared of who?
No, no, no.
I can't get into it.
You have to figure out for yourself at this point.
I'm not.
I can't figure out who you're afraid of if you don't tell me.
Dude, everyone, everyone.
I don't know how to tell them.
All right, let me, I forget that.
Let's not make Mark fucking nervous about this bullshit.
He was freaking out for days and now it's good that he's normal again.
I was worried about the mother pleasure.
You might be having an episode.
I thought you were my folks.
They called me down.
Yeah, you might have an episode.
But I want to bring something up, though.
How about the asshole, just in case he ever listens to this, Jeff, that Jeff did.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking Jagov sucker punched me.
You're gonna air your grievances about personal?
No, I'm in a lot of pain.
Very of grievances.
Here we go.
I gotta bruise ribs.
I gotta bruise ribs and I've been motherfucking that kid for the last...
First of all, he's not a kid.
Yeah, he's 50 fucking seven.
And second of all, he's cute.
But what he did was quite childish.
First of all, you guys are the worst storytellers.
Say why you're mad at this guy.
I'm chasing after a Frisbee.
Wait a second.
Wait, repeat that again?
Okay, I'm chasing a Frisbee.
Like a dog.
That's right.
But listen, he misses it.
First of all, I throw him the Frisbee.
He can't catch it because he's an idiot.
I run, I'm 100 yards away or 100 feet maybe.
Oh, yards is a lot different than...
25 feet.
Okay.
And I fucking beat him to the Frisbee and he's like five feet away from the Frisbee.
Wait a second.
You guys standing next to each other to throw the Frisbee?
No, he said let's see the Frisbee and I fucking whipped through that his head.
Yeah, or something.
And Ant Force saw the whole thing.
Yes.
I saw the whole thing.
All right.
So as I'm about to, as I get in front of him, because he's a slow motherfucking fat ass,
I'm about to pick up the fucking Frisbee and he pushes me over from behind.
As I'm running at full speed.
Sure do you try to, you know, get a little hold up.
And it took me a long time to get up, man, and it fucking hurt.
And I'll tell you something else, it still hurts.
So a second, this is in a front yard.
In the front yard.
In a suburban house.
Yeah.
And there's...
In one Chicago.
Okay, well you didn't have to say that, but that's fine.
I'll give you this fucking address.
No, you won't, but okay, I will train with him all of it up.
A doxette motherfucker.
So wait a second.
So Ant Force is an unbiased objector, what is that called?
Consciousness objector.
No, conscientious objector.
Consciousness objector.
I'm not objecting to anything.
No, he saw.
He's an objector.
He's an objective view.
You're watching what's going on.
Objective.
How violent was this?
Well, yeah, I was scared.
I was scared for who?
I was scared for Larry.
Larry falling down.
I mean, we're too old for this shit.
Well, he didn't fall down, so I'm gonna push him over.
As soon as he pushed him, I called him and I go, what is he doing?
I thought I was driving to the hospital.
Was it violent?
Broken arm.
Was it violent?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're a worry muffin too.
He pushed him.
He pushed me.
Oh, that shit, man.
So then after I got up very slowly, he's standing there like a doofus and I'm like, you fucking
asshole.
So he's standing over you.
No, no, he's standing.
Now he's walked away.
Like he's about, he's about fucking five, six yards away from me at this point.
Why didn't you videotape?
And I get up and I fucking, uh, I lunched at him and knocked his ass over and it was
funny.
It was like slow motion because he fucking toppled over and it took him even longer
to get up than it took me to get up.
Nothing sexier than two grown men fighting over a frisbee in the front yard.
Anyway, I saw you.
Two old men.
Not even grown men.
Old men.
You're both over 50.
Yeah.
And I told him, dude, what the fuck?
Both over 55.
I'm like, Hey man, don't be fucking doing that.
What are you crazy?
First of all, I fucking play music and I fucking hurt my hands.
I didn't want to hurt my fucking leg before my fucking leg again.
You got a bum head.
Yeah.
It's fucking, you know, and I was going down on that side and so I just had to take the
brunt of the blow on my fucking side.
And so I bruised my fucking ribs, man.
And it hurts.
It'll go away.
But dude, it'll go away in two weeks.
Dave, Dave told me.
Longer than that, bruises can't hurt.
And it hurts more than a break, man.
Yeah, it's bruising.
Bruising is a way.
Because a break only hurts when you're doing something.
This fucking hurts a lot all the time.
You can't breathe.
It only hurts when you breathe.
Yeah, exactly.
It only when you breathe.
You don't have to bring George Floyd into this.
Anyways.
Yeah, I can't breathe.
So that's enough of that.
But I put the word out.
But wait, I gotta say, too, though, Jeff was terrified when he went down because I saw him.
And I could see him look at his face.
He was actually terrified.
You just stand here, bro.
He was just towards his fellow.
I feel about that.
Not in a platform.
So I don't think you've let it go yet.
I think you still have a crush.
No, I'm not going to talk about it anymore today.
Oh, thanks.
You know what I mean?
Because it was such a pressing time.
You interrupted him telling us about...
No, but Mark...
No, it was Ark.
Mark is right, though.
He was terrified.
Yeah, but to tell us about how angry you are at your friend, when you're playing fucking
Frisbee and he puts you over.
It was fun playing Frisbee.
I gotta run around more.
Yeah, that was.
I had to climb over a fence yesterday.
For what?
Mark ran out of gas on the way back from the Ozark.
I don't remember.
Where do you run out of gas?
I wasn't paying attention.
What do you mean the light comes on?
Yeah, I bought it right, doesn't it?
It's got accurate shit.
Dude, I didn't even look.
I didn't even look.
What do you mean you didn't even look?
You just drive?
I looked right after him the whole time.
I never even looked down at your damn speedometer.
That is the most silliest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I was thinking about shit.
Because you want to know why?
Because when I see a fucking stop sign, I immediately look down at my speedometer.
It's just fucking trained in my head.
I'm a huge, sparse way thing.
It's called the highway, yeah.
I understand that.
I was flying interstate, really.
I was just going.
And so he ran out of gas on the highway.
It was close.
I didn't have a problem.
I was lucky right by gas station, but I had to climb down.
We had a climb of fence.
Yeah, a climb of fence.
Yes, and this problem with our age is just, it can't happen much more.
So I got a gas can.
You know what's the problem with our age is we go get gas.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, wait, slow down though.
Tell the story, how you hit a go down a ravine and then climb over the fence.
Yeah, climbed over the thing and down and climbed over the fence on the one side because
it was on the inside of the fence.
So there was the support bars like they keep it up so I was able to step on those and climb
over.
Use the support beams as steps.
But the fence was really high.
And so I had to jump down from the highway over to the other side.
Yeah.
So the fence was on the highway or no?
I thought there was a bridge.
This was down the hill.
You know what I mean?
It was on a high level.
So it was like a proper bridge.
It was like a property line to sort of fence.
They had the fence off the state, whatever, you know, they do it.
And I'm on time.
So I had to jump over it and, you know, I'm not very athletic any longer.
Not at all.
Never really was.
And I fucking wolf hoof.
I'm lucky I didn't get hurt worse because I just jumped and had to like literally hit
the ground and just fall backwards.
You know, what do you mean?
Why didn't you climb down the other side of the fence?
No, there's no climbing down the other side.
I don't have the dexterity or strength to do that.
You can climb up.
It's easier to climb down.
No, it just, no.
I couldn't get over the other side.
I couldn't get back over because these were there.
How tall was the fence?
Tall.
12 feet, 30.
It was a tall thing.
And you fell from the top of it?
Yeah.
And you know people died from four foot ladders?
Right.
Yeah.
I couldn't get over it on the other side because it wasn't anything to step on.
I'm going to go, great.
What have I done now?
I'm stuck down here.
So wait, but why didn't you just have the lift driver drive you back to the car?
Well, it was all the way, it was actually 12 miles away by getting up on the expressway.
Uh-huh.
And we were going 12 miles to get there.
But to walk, it's only a fucking stone's throw.
Exactly, right.
That's what happened.
And plus then why have you been trying to pull around the expressway?
And then I got across the expressway and it was really simple.
The cop would have picked you up or somebody would have done it and...
I didn't want to wait.
I did not want to wait.
I wasn't going to sit there with these cars.
How long did it take?
Okay, so wait a second.
You ran on the gas and you waited...
20 minutes.
You have a gas can in your car?
No, I had to buy one at the gas station.
But that's fine.
I've got one, so I'm going to fill it up.
No!
Don't fill it up and drive around with it.
What put in the back?
Dude!
In the back where?
I'm going to run out of gas again.
Oh, you filled the gas can.
Yeah, but you don't drive around with a full gas can.
Okay.
Who runs out of gas nowadays?
You won't do it again.
I probably won't do it again.
No, nothing happened to me.
It's first time that's actually happened.
I remember.
Isn't that a sign from nowhere?
And I saw another...
Yeah, well, I got a lot of signs from nowhere.
Don't come back.
I saw another guy too running out of gas.
He was going real slow coming over.
He was like, what's wrong with his car?
He just thumbs up each other.
Yeah.
Look, I'm an idiot also.
He was at the gas station.
I didn't notice my gas light was on.
I mean, you have a brand new car.
I don't.
I just know my job.
Brand, I mean, this ain't no fucking...
I don't know.
Maybe I'll turn the radio down.
It may be my car.
It may be something, you know.
If I turned the radio down, maybe I would have heard it beeping.
Motherfucker, you have eyes.
You don't know.
I know.
If you turned the radio down.
I'm thinking about a lot of shit.
I was just cruising.
I mean, that car, you practically fall asleep in.
You are...
Thank God you weren't fucking sleeping.
I had to pull over to the rest.
I took a hour nap at the rest stop.
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that a person drove from where he was at and ran out of gas without
looking at the dashboard.
I know.
I didn't see the gas light on, Larry.
Am I fucking an idiot?
I don't trust me.
I mean, am I missing something here, Larry?
I was looking at it too.
I woke up from my nap, got in the car and pulled away.
I mean, how long did you nap?
About an hour.
I thought I was too long.
That's too long.
Yeah, oh, I rested.
The crazy part is you took a nap at a rest stop.
Are you crazy?
That's not the craziest part.
That's what he did before the nap.
On the picnic bench.
On the bench.
Oh, my God.
That's what he did before the nap at the rest stop.
Did you pull in backwards at the rest stop?
No.
That's the rest stop.
But you slept at a park bench?
Yes, wait, a picnic table or a bench?
A picnic table.
Wait, it's dangerous.
No, no, it's not at all.
People know not to fuck with him.
Who sleeps on a picnic bench?
A picnic table in the middle of the day.
I guess you're right.
Why would you sleep in your car?
I'm saying, man, in a lot.
Too high.
Do you have air conditioning?
I'm not going to have a car running.
That's how you ran out of gas.
I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep in there.
I wouldn't have fallen asleep.
So you sleep on, you know what are you, a yogi bear?
I don't know.
I fell asleep with the Ark too, actually.
We're in the Ark.
No, I think I've been outside underneath it.
And then I laid on there and I took a nap too.
Man, let me tell you, to find a pair of you to put on the fucking Ark.
Woo!
Oh my God.
I would love to see this woman of Jesus picked her out.
Oh my God.
It was fun.
I had a good time.
Yeah? At the Ark by yourself?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I mean, I'm just really confused about it.
How can you go with me?
You know what I said?
I said, you take any pictures.
He says, no.
What do you mean you didn't take any pictures?
I'm not a few.
I just, you know, the cell phone doesn't always come on so great.
I took pictures of some interesting things, the Bible verses and stuff.
I only have them now.
I asked you if you took pictures.
You said I didn't take any.
Not really of the Ark or any of the stuff in it.
No, I didn't.
You didn't.
I mean, this is what we have to deal with with Donnie Enfort.
My own pictures come out pretty blurry though.
Yeah, I gotta say.
He's like shaking a martini.
Yeah, he's shaking that sturd.
He doesn't know what's going on.
Everything looks like Michael J's Fox vision.
Exactly.
Photography by Michael J Fox.
I'll do your baby photo.
Let me do your wedding.
It just looks like Ailee's comics.
Exactly.
What is that, a sunspot?
Nope, that's just my pics.
Boy likes to shake.
I like the one fucking Larry David episode when Michael J Fox is there in the crowd and
there's some guy talking about whatever that shaking disease that Michael J Fox has.
Is it MS?
No.
Parkinson's.
Parkinson's here.
And Larry David, his friend goes, what did you buy?
There's this little gay kid that they're going to, they got to buy him a Christmas present
or he's a birthday party they're having for him and it's one of their upper highfalutin
friends and he's trying to tell the guy I bought him a violin because the kid wanted
a violin.
And Michael J Fox thinks Larry David is going boo-hoo like the guy's doing the speech and
he's doing the violin.
Yeah, like the tiniest violin I have.
Yeah, and Michael J Fox is like what the fuck is wrong with you Larry?
You know, it was pretty funny man.
I've never seen that.
No, that was a good one too.
I've only seen a couple of shows.
Oh, it's a Larry show.
That's what Grant used to call me was Larry David.
He added on the David because, well no, but here's the thing, I do a lot of things a lot
like Larry does, Larry David.
Well, you're an idiot.
You have never even seen a show.
Here's the guy that said I never saw the show.
I saw a couple episodes.
No Larry.
Anyways, another fucking shot down in flames by someone that doesn't know what the fuck
they're talking about.
I said I saw a couple episodes.
I did see that one.
Fuck ass.
Keep going.
God almighty.
I saw that one two or three times actually.
It's one of the only few episodes I've seen of it too.
It's a funny one man.
That is a funny one.
Because you know, it was funny because it did look like it was making fun of you.
When's the last TV show you watched?
You know, that's something I should watch maybe.
Shit man.
Yeah.
Well, I watched Gut Belt sometime later.
Yeah, I mean not like that.
I don't really watch.
I mean like a series.
I, a fuck dude.
Gunsmoke.
Well, I don't know.
No, I don't know.
Crimin' you dude.
Gunsmoke.
What the fuck Larry?
I've been watching Columbo every morning.
Dude, Columbo's a shit.
I was really dead.
One more question.
One more thing man.
I just thought, where are you at?
Could I buy us some matches?
There was like a gay Columbo.
Just one more question when he turns around his jacket opens up.
He's got the lollipop in his mouth.
Well, the one I saw the other day was.
He goes to question the guy.
Hey, gay Columbo's funny though.
And the nun thought he was a bum.
You know, because his jacket and shit and the rest.
It was great.
It was so funny.
He's always the shovel.
Yeah, he's still got him a new coat and everything.
Shit man, I can't remember the last.
I think my wife used to watch the bigger bank theory or whatever.
Big bank theory.
And I watched that once in a while with her.
But yeah, I really don't watch fucking sitcoms.
Fox News is predominant in this house.
Yeah, I don't watch that shit either.
No, the Tucker is gone.
Shit.
You really shouldn't even turn on the television.
No.
That's dangerous.
You're having a thing on in your room man.
No, now the Tucker's gone.
Yeah, but not only that, but it's all just.
God bless them.
I've been so open to this shit dude.
What shit?
The whole scam, the whole lie, the big lie.
What big lie?
Dude, they want you to fucking line up and jump into the guillotine.
That's what they're trying to fucking do.
Wait a second man, that's nothing.
I mean, come on, we're just putting words together now.
They've fucking done it.
I mean, whoever.
If anyone knows what I'm talking about, you understand what I mean?
No, they just made the...
They're trying to literally want to stop even in the fucking gas chamber, man.
And most of these people will.
They willingly just go because that's what they've been trying to do by literally everybody.
Everybody.
The movies they've watched, the shows they've seen, the churches they've gone to, everything
they've done their whole entire lives.
Excuse me.
Let up to this.
A bloodbath is coming folks.
I'm telling you, be fucking wary.
Why would you say that?
You know why?
Can you ever say anything like this?
Because I really think it's going to happen, Mike.
I think it's going to happen.
I mean, that's not good man.
That's in your head.
That's the only person that thinks it's going to happen.
Dude, things are happening.
Yes, things are always happening.
And I have just seen things and felt things.
Oh man.
No things for my entire life.
I think you got a gas leak at your house too.
I know I'm freaked out.
I freaked out from these shows.
I realize what they say, but I don't really think I'm as freaked out as what I really
really feel and see and have seen for my entire life.
I mean, it came the past.
It came the past.
I really hope that's the case.
And that'll actually be dead before I see this shit.
I can say, be ready.
Be ready.
Don't be surprised.
How are you going to be ready?
Get right with God now because like they say in the Bible, it can happen anytime.
Look at it.
That's why they do that.
That's why they do that just so that you will be calm and just because you know death will
come.
Death is this and that.
And it can come in.
Death in tax.
It can come in anytime, any place and anyhow and anyway.
It's like the whos song.
Any way, anywhere, anyhow.
Oh man.
Oh, here I go again.
Right down the hole.
But seriously, I'm not kidding.
I really, really feel that it's going to happen a lot faster than we think.
I know that all has been ending since it started, but right.
It's actually, I hope not God, please.
I hope I have faith.
I hope I'm 100% wrong.
Here's one thing that I really don't think the signs have told me it's going to happen.
It's going to happen fast, man.
Okay.
Well, just don't kill us first.
Oh, I won't.
I'm not going to kill you.
Okay.
Let me tell the end.
I just brainwashed his arrest.
I mean, that's the sad part.
Exactly.
Let's just wait until the end.
Wait until the end, bro.
He's going to be surprised.
He's coming a lot quicker than you fucking think.
Oh boy.
No.
I don't think it's not.
I'm not even trying to fucking predict the future.
Prophecy.
It sounds like you are.
I know.
I really feel it.
I really, really fucking feel it, man.
Okay.
You feel it, but you just told us you're not prophesizing.
I'm not predicting.
What you just said.
You're just looking at things that he saw.
Shit.
You know, maybe they've done that to me as well to just, you know, I don't know what
to do.
Listen, man, you get into some weird shit.
They did all that shit.
Eddie Crosby, you think.
MK Ultra.
They say it's not real.
Probably is.
It really might be and I mean, if you just think about it and keep thinking about it,
it's not a good ending.
I mean, an ending is great for you in the end, depending on what you do, but it's a gruesome
sick story.
We're all going to die.
It's a sick and gruesome story.
My friends, we've all been fooled.
Listen, here's the deal.
We're all going to die.
Oh yeah.
People have died forever before.
Since the beginning of time.
Forever before.
That's right.
Forever will not be beginning of time, but I'm just saying on this earth.
People have been dying.
Since the beginning of time.
Right.
Since the beginning of life.
How about that?
How about earth?
Since the beginning of life, motherfuckers been dying.
On earth.
I hope I just die.
On earth.
Okay.
Allegedly.
What?
That might not happen.
I mean, maybe you could go on an earthquake or something.
Dude, you might die tomorrow.
I might die tomorrow.
Everybody might die tomorrow.
Yeah.
We certainly may.
I hope actually that, that, that I don't know.
You never know when it's coming.
I can't talk anymore.
I'm going to get locked up for this shit.
Stop.
What?
About what?
Geez.
Ah, you don't.
You're the one talking.
I'm not saying it.
It's fast.
It's coming fast.
Look at the shit's going on.
I can't even explain it.
I don't want to explain it.
Oh, the Luminati after you?
No, no, it was after me.
That'd be awesome.
Dude, I want to use like a mace.
You know what that is?
Yeah.
Like spike ball.
The chain and shit.
Yeah.
That's my weapon.
Little hand battle.
I'm going to use down and forth as a shield.
It's a shame we can't organize enough for something like that to happen.
Because that's, that's, oh man.
Wait a minute.
Like a medieval uprising?
It's sort of like that kind of thing.
Where?
People have guns.
You know what's silly to me if we showed up to the Capitol building dressed like Vikings?
No, you know what's silly?
We're silly.
They'll put you in solitary confinement for two years.
That's what'll happen.
Because that January 6th is fucking silly.
That was what should happen.
I even thought, why is he saying this?
Why is he even doing this?
He really should have just kept his fucking mouth shut.
Who showed him?
Donald Trump.
Okay.
What do you have to say?
Maybe that wouldn't have happened.
It shouldn't have because now they use it against them, you see.
And everything's used against them.
Right.
So then you got to say yourself, why do you care?
It doesn't matter what they say.
Why did he move with it?
What he says.
Okay.
But then why did he do that?
And so, and it did happen.
So, oh man, just stop me now.
I, I, I, you know, I want it to go, but I think he got screwed.
Shut up.
And no one else.
I mean, it's ridiculous, you know.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
But that's fine though.
I, I, I, I don't know, man, forth.
I really just hope you're not going to go deep down.
Yeah.
This is Needle's favorite month, by the way, Pride month.
Is it?
Yeah, man.
Listen to that word.
And he's a, and he's also a super fruit.
You guys have heard of super fruits.
I give you all the vitamins and nitrates.
Everything you need.
Yeah, everything you need.
Right now.
Right in the butthole.
Especially, you know.
I told you I was working at the fucking Target overnight.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, what happened there?
Well, I was about to tell you about it.
And, uh, fucking they have the Pride thing set up.
Yeah.
Well, it is Pride month, so it might even be a little more hot dog.
You know, you're something crazy.
I probably, I thought it.
Did you try some on?
You're trying on.
No.
Okay.
Um, I can't touch a merchandise man.
What am I doing, man?
You have to buy it.
You got a fucking animal.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
I just tried fucking gay stuff on and forth.
You hear this?
And then go back to work.
Yeah.
And then wear it while I'm working.
Oops, I got it.
No, I did not do that and forth.
But I will tell you some other things that we did.
Which is funny.
Ladies on the way to the department and do a turn.
Well, they only good at their use.
Never mind.
That's why it's the Larry and Needle show.
Not the Larry and Ant-Fort show.
I mean, that just sums it up right there.
Why did you turn on the lights?
What did you do over there?
You want to hear something funny.
Yeah.
So I was working in the ladies department.
Then I'm up on a lift in the ceiling doing some electrical work, some drops and shit
for air conditioners.
And I'm just up on the lift and I could see.
So the ceiling grid is right here.
So my legs are sticking down and I'm up here and I can see through.
And there's this ladies picking underwear out.
And the way the ladies draw, dress now is pretty crazy.
Lots of butt cheeks out.
Yeah.
And the only reason I noticed this is because I've been working there and the amount of
people that come in an eight to 10 hour period is outrageous.
And I'm going to tell you right now the types of women that came in.
I never thought I was attracted to.
No, you are.
Shout out to the ladies.
Shout out to summertime.
Because some of you know how to put it together.
Some of you like to flaunt it.
And I love that.
I ain't going to get grabbed by you or say anything weird.
And I remember when I used to say I could find something I like about every woman I've
ever met and then someone named a couple of chicks and I was like, okay, well maybe not
every woman.
But just about.
And you know, I do love summer myself.
Summer is the best.
Yeah.
Summer too.
For people, you know what I mean?
I've lived in California.
You've been to cool places.
It's fucking, the seasonal change is good.
But man, I work outside sometimes.
Fuck.
I don't want to be outside in that bullshit, but it's okay.
It can always be worse, right?
It's better than being like, you know, working at the Nike factory in China.
Change to a fucking sewing machine at, you know, nine years old or whatever.
Is that what you believe?
Yeah.
Dude, what do you think?
What do you think?
They're paying home to the family.
They can't change them up.
No, they keep them, you know, tied to the fucking machine.
I know.
I don't understand what chain means.
Yeah.
And then they go sleep in a tube when their shift is over.
Sleep in a what?
The little corrugated tubes that they have at the factories.
How do you know this?
Cause man, I've seen pictures.
From who?
From like, you know, national geographic.
That could be great if it was a corrugated pipe company.
Yeah.
You could put 50 child laborers.
No, not only child laborers, but a lot of people sleep in these things.
It was funny.
I was looking at National Geographic while it was weird.
They had them stacked up in a pile, like as if they were still in the yard.
It was on Tanimo Bay.
Right.
But they were just, you know, seven foot sections of them stacked up against the wall and people
were sleeping in them.
You could see their feet sticking out.
Yeah.
So like when you're in there, man, you can't sleep on your side.
You can't be rolling around.
You are like straight.
Like a fucking house.
And some people, that's all they have too.
They don't even have a home.
They literally sleep in these things all the time.
And they even have some hotels like that.
Yeah.
In Japan, you could fucking, yeah.
There's a sign falling.
So really sleeping in the drawers.
Like fucking small, dude.
They're so small.
They're called the radio.
Yeah.
But they take it even a step further for the workers because they're not getting any luxury.
So it's literally a corrugated fucking pipe.
Listen, man, I am PNC.
It's slavery, practically.
You can't take anything with you when you die.
Right?
Well, you don't have to live in a fucking corrugated pipe while you're alive.
What?
I mean, first you started off by saying they were chained to a sewing machine.
So I mean, it doesn't sound like they have free will.
And it's not even going to get a great pension or anything.
They have no pension.
Oh, Jesus, man.
Well, you barely need to fucking have any red money when you live in a tube like that.
It's really cheap.
Right.
Can you even buy one?
Where are you chained to this?
I guess you got to go out somewhere and maybe they got like a field or outhouse or something.
Dude, I mean, dude, you're literally at the spot.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
Where do they fucking piss and shit?
Well, I, you're the one who brought the story up.
No, I didn't, they didn't get into that part of it.
What you know?
It was National Geographic.
They didn't get as graphic as, they got national.
Nope.
Restroom maybe or like, you know, shit out in Florida, they got restrooms and showers
you could take right there.
No problem.
Dude, China ain't Florida.
I know, but I'm saying, wait a minute, like wait a minute.
They got a bathroom in Florida.
We're talking about a corrugated pipe in China and you said they might have a bathroom outside.
Well, maybe I'll like, oh, rest up.
You know, maybe not.
I guess you're right.
It's China.
Donnie and I.
I thought you know, like, I mean, yeah, that's a problem you thought.
Yeah, you're right.
I guess you kind of like walk into a store, but can I use your bathroom?
They'd be like, no, you buy something.
Well, of course, but you even have to buy the views.
Dude, they got a building motherfucker.
Yeah.
I mean, it's so good.
You think that, you think it's like, you know, when you're in California and they say,
don't surf today because the shit count is too high.
Yeah, they don't count it.
It rains.
What happens when it rains?
They break the runoff.
Imagine who fucking surfing in China.
Dude, I don't think they surf anywhere in China.
That would be a cool literary needle show.
We go surfing in China.
I like that.
You definitely don't want to have any cuts or anything because you're going to get something.
You're going to turn red.
Something's going to get us.
Next year, you're going to come back and fucking stalling.
You're going to get some kind of neat new infection.
I'm not wrong with that.
No, not at all.
I mean, you got to build, I mean, actually, we're going to go to another country.
That and top all the venereal diseases we're going to pick up shit.
I don't know what you and I are going to be doing.
We're going to China.
What do they do there?
I don't know.
They have fucking crazy shit going on.
I don't know.
I don't think it's like, I get involved with it over there.
And you get caught doing something illegal in China.
No, you don't do anything illegal.
That's the thing.
You don't fucking do any drugs.
You don't bring anything.
Oh, man, no.
You can't take anything out either.
Don't take anything out either.
I can't go.
Don't take a poster off the wall like those people.
Why would you do that?
That's a complete asshole move on.
You know what I'm just saying.
I know how to fucking behave in another country.
Okay, well, that's good.
He's saying don't go, you know.
Yeah, you got to be very, very careful.
And it could always be a setup.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it could always be a setup.
Everything's a setup.
I used to get fucking freaked out that I was getting set up all the time.
Right.
Yeah, I could have smoked in coke all night.
What are you saying?
Man, that was really paranoid.
I don't know why.
It's fucking, no, not even from that though sometimes, but just, you're in another country
and you think, man, they might get money for turning it in America.
Right.
You know.
That's going to get worse and worse.
Who knows, you know, we would get warnings when we would go to certain places.
Yeah, yeah.
And worse warning, be careful of advisories against the United States.
Yeah, but low like the bar owners would say, hey, don't let any of these groupies know
where your hotel room is tonight because these bitches are fucking.
They're bad bitches.
Yeah, very scandalous.
Yeah, and you never know what might happen.
Oh, I know what's going to happen.
Some big boyfriend might kick in the door.
Oh, well, yeah, that's true.
You might get robbed.
You might, you know, all you're getting fucked and then all your gears getting.
Burning gang and yeah.
You're getting laid and you have no idea.
I was just getting something.
Yeah, no, here's what happens.
Here's really what does happen.
You're getting laid.
You think everything's great.
And you don't know that all your gear is gone until the next morning when you go off to your
all the way.
Those friends are emptying out your van.
Yeah, but her whole entourage is fucking all of you at the same time and you're not paying
attention to your gear.
Well, you got to park the van somewhere.
And then you have to have a guy watch it.
Yeah, well, sometimes I mean, what all four of you are banging in the same room.
And some weirdos are like, oh, our gear got stolen.
How about next time?
What are you weights downstairs, they fucking one of us nuts and you go now.
I guess.
What do you mean you guess?
There's some gilligan island shit.
Well, yeah, you don't feel it.
Look, man.
So here I am.
Hope no one steals my car.
And the fucking thing's out of gas.
How could he steal my car?
Right.
They've had to have a gas.
I figured I'll figure that out.
You know that.
Yeah, that's great.
They just brought that up 10 minutes later.
10.
An example of, you know, what's that?
Just an example of your disjointed thought.
No, it's just an example of some, I mean, and for there's got to be something with
bipolar manic.
No, I'm English and Italian.
No, no Polish and be man.
No, not the Ava's not around.
Yeah, I'm bipolar.
I'm bipolar.
No, I don't know.
I don't know, Mike.
Well, sometimes you get you and sometimes you don't get you.
You really think so?
Yeah.
Come on.
I mean, you yelled at fucking Larry and I the other day, but that's fine.
What?
What do you mean about what?
What I yelled at you for.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
Yeah, I was yelling at you.
I'm sorry.
You said I yelled at you.
Oh, the medallion.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I wasn't yelling at you.
I wasn't.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, Jesus, crime and even not a tale.
I don't understand how you're a lunatic.
I don't want to get into it.
I wasn't right now.
Let me tell you, that's your fucking, that's your, what's your sign?
Your astrology sign, lunatic.
It's just a guy choking a chick.
I took it as a, it kind of relieves me.
It's that kind of situation right there.
It's a lunatic.
Actually, I was relieved.
It kind of showed me that Larry's got a, you know, a dumb side even.
Whoa.
He's right here.
What do you mean?
He's got his funny, you know, he's just going to work.
It's hilarious that he fell.
He would not have known like that.
I mean, he's the type of guy that would, you know, not fall for scams.
Here's the thing.
My wife wanted one for herself and she's like, do you want one?
You should get one.
I said, okay, honey, whatever.
Back to the stupid medallion we're talking about.
Oh, what?
I mean, you know, what?
Here's the thing though, man.
I don't think it's going to work.
I don't think it's going to protect me from evil and shit.
I don't think it's the Lord of the fucking rings.
I get it.
Here I am.
First of all, it's not, it's not with the rings.
It didn't come with the certificate to block you from evil things.
No, just 5G.
No, no, not even 5G.
It's for electromagnetic frequencies, man.
EMFs.
Yeah, which were EMFs, which were surrounded by that's all.
Right.
They're completely harmless.
They're absolutely harmless.
I mean, I'm sure if you're kind of showing it by your brain, you know, I believe, really
by your clothes, yeah, they're going to hurt you.
But fight around for years.
Okay.
The only thing that blocks radiation is cement, water, and that.
Well, then they're harmless.
This thing is harmless too.
You know, the metal is only going to either heat up and bounce off.
You're still wearing it.
Oh, God bless you.
He just did the sign of the cross for everyone at home.
I definitely want the heck.
If it works for them, it'll work for me.
Yeah, it is.
What?
Yeah.
Finish your thought.
I guess that thing freaks me out.
Dude, you should be wearing it.
And it's off.
And it's a scam.
It's like, you know, you wouldn't do that.
You wouldn't normally do that.
You'd say, oh, this is bullshit.
You're anything that got you a business in mind.
I know.
I mean, and anyways, the radiation is only going to fly off that thing, heat up and burn
you, and get absorbed too.
And it's going to either continue to give off radiation and affect you worse than not
having it on, or even remember when they made those people disappear on the boat?
If you believe in that shit?
No, what are you talking about?
Unless you're magnetic.
And if they did that, what are you talking about?
Oh, your portals and shit.
So maybe they're going to take this stuff and you're going to stargate.
No, what they did was they made a boat disappear.
The military did.
Yeah, the stargate shit, man.
They had nothing to do with stargate.
The portals.
No, they had nothing to do with the portal, man.
They did an electromagnetic pulse on this ship.
It actually disappeared.
And then after they were done with the pulse, no.
Didn't it?
No, and then when they were done with the pulse, the ship came back and some of the
guys on the ship didn't come back with it.
And some of the guys were like halfway through a metal wall and shit.
Yeah, like fucking yeah.
You know, and this is a fuck up that the US military did allegedly.
Imagine if these people lived.
How come these people haven't come out and said any?
They did say something, man, didn't they?
Well, yeah, they talk about a lot of people don't believe it.
Donnie and Fourth is your source?
Yeah, a lot of people are talking about everyone.
Some people really believe this happens.
So people say never happened.
Yeah, fucking.
And you're great for rise only pundits and wags.
That's your new nickname.
Oh man.
It's one of those, you know, things.
So I don't know.
I really don't know either, but I really feel it's due to other things I've seen
now and it was been revealed to me through these these these mystical forces.
They talk about my force happens to be the best force or your force.
The higher knowledge power that I receive is the greatest you could ever have.
How do you do this?
Give it antenna and how do you do it?
I just feel it's really real.
And what I mean, what I'm saying about those things is it like telepathic?
I believe it is a prophecy in the Bible about people disappearing from what?
They very well could be trying to bring that about.
What?
With those, you know, something like that.
Appendent?
Yeah.
And you're supposed to, at some point, disappear.
What do you call that?
I know it sounds crazy.
Yeah.
It probably won't happen because still remember now we still have.
Who knows?
It came to pass, came to pass, came to pass.
But some certain things I've had dreams about this shit.
Who have?
Me.
About this pendant and shit.
When?
And when I think about it, I've seen that show.
Everything else happened to me.
And if you think about it and it's it's it's it's and then where it came from.
And and and and and it's all real.
It's all real.
Man, you're your point stinks.
I'm sorry.
I don't have to get people to understand.
If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I mean.
Let us know.
Let me know.
About what is that?
No, people understand.
People probably don't want to mean I hope they got.
I don't understand because you give them the whole.
You don't understand because you don't get it.
Horrible description.
Never mind.
Just I can't keep talking about it.
What about the description?
Tell them what it is.
Do not wear that thing.
I'm telling you right now.
Tell them what it is.
You don't believe me.
I took it off.
All right.
Just don't wear it.
And why he was wearing it next to you.
It doesn't find you next to me all he wants.
I really shouldn't care.
The other thing that's been revealed to me is I really just mind my own business probably
and not talk about it.
And for the greater power, the higher the higher power and higher knowledge, whoever that may
be as a person or a thing or whatever.
Okay.
Where did you get this iron knowledge?
I just feel that I've been blessed with it.
Certain things are just, yeah.
Because it doesn't seem like a blessing.
The way they didn't reveal to me is not.
Believe me, it's not.
It's really not.
It's driving me fucking crazy.
I wish it never happened.
But it happened and I'm going to have to learn to deal with this.
I feel it's happened.
Maybe it hasn't.
We'll find out.
It's all going to be find out.
We'll find out.
It's like Jesus tapped you on the head with his weiner.
I really do.
Yeah.
Possibly.
Anyways, yeah.
That's quite awful.
Dabbing these feelings, these thoughts, these things.
But these are your head.
This is going to happen.
This is happening.
And like they say, it's happening faster than I really, really think it's happening
a lot faster than we think.
Yeah.
This is in your head.
Daily.
It's in your head.
Daily.
I know.
I love the, right.
This is how people freak out.
They brainwash me.
I've been, who brainwashed you?
I've been MK Ultra, dude.
Oh my God.
But I still have control.
This guy's going to come and murder the vice president.
I still have control.
I know.
I know enough not to drive my car down in his whatever.
Fuck it.
Whatever.
The particular thing sets me off, hopefully.
I mean, if anything happens, if I do anything nuts, I'm telling you folks right now, I
already know not to do that.
And if I do, he's going to blame it on MK Ultra.
I've been brainwashed.
But I'm telling you before it happened.
I'm telling you before it's happened.
I'm sure you call that.
You should have called the cops out on the other day when he came over here hot.
Because I don't hurt anybody or anything, but seriously.
Whoa.
I know.
But I was about to invest in him.
I was like, sit like that.
Sit like that man.
You're not going to hurt anybody.
I took halfway across the country the other day.
And what'd you do?
That's all the shit they're coming down, man.
I had a good time this month.
So that's cool.
I mean, it's really kind of interesting too what's happening.
Hey.
But I got to just kind of keep it level and get it in between.
No.
Seems like you're fucking ready too.
No, of course.
I would never.
No, I can't.
I can't even get a hooker you're alone murder one please
Anyone get a hooker? Yeah, anyone can I just never have them terrified. I would never do that. I can't do it
I can't do that. I tried I can't try it. What?
Yeah, I tried mercy got away
No, I never
No, I did I admit it. I admit it. I know my key, you know, you you know, but I can't do that
Never could do it and I can't
And I'm just lastly was just too much money for me $40
Dumbfound me I want to meet this lady before yeah, I was like, oh man. No, I just really not worth it
I'm not gonna enjoy this. I can't I really don't think I could have kind of lady
You take so yeah, it was
Oh, yeah, well, that's the other of course that was the other thing too, right? I what's that?
Well, you probably put it to her teeth out and give me a gummer, but okay
I mean probably not well no no
Okay, one of the nicer looking ones. They would suppose I mean, you know
You know, I got lovely one one of the nicer $40 whore
What did the chicks look like at Noah's Ark?
Well, very nice people. Are there any cuties?
Families with young
paralyzed fucking
Tip to the now I had this really cool
I thought he was going to AC DC sure that came down to make the hotel. I
Shrugged was I'm an AC DC shirt everyone. It'll tell you
Yeah, did it really? Yeah, there was
Some Bible verse with wax full of the Bible, you know verse it was written. It said Jesus like AC DC
Yeah, and then our Bible verse. Yes, and were they selling them there? No, they weren't I look for them
They didn't have them there. You know I said swag. Oh, this one is there
Was a hat to actually want to get you the real meaning of the rainbow t-shirt
but I didn't
I was gonna buy I should have got the
Playset the costume little kids costume. Wait, what?
Is the seal the face the belt of the arm bands of this?
Well, it's whatever it's slow down man. No way and what was in this package for a kid to wear as a place as a costume
It's okay. I understand that it's called the armor of God or something okay boots of this and leg pads of this and there's
Arm bands of that just a fucking brush plate of honor
Slice and blood and faith is your shield is what they say in the Bible anyways
The costume has all that stuff little plastic things and cutramon shield of faith
And then I'm the shield of faith. I should have brought it for you as a joke. I didn't look how much it was but
Was some huge mastic on it emblems um
You know emblems of you know that old you know, no, I don't know the world type religious emblems
We see on these no, I don't see what you mean
You know the nights are funny and they got those things under she was like a lion or like a family crest like a family crest
Exactly on the shield, right the shield of faith
Faith is your shield. I think you got
The shield was not a physical I mean this guy ran right into it. It's like oh, it's nothing
So there really is nothing that's other than your faith. It's just nothing. Yeah, there's a lot more than that man
Um faith is sort of intangible. Yeah, it is completely. It's all what you think or what you believe in yeah
I mean and look at you can go to the street and see anybody on their soapbox saying wherever the fuck they want right?
And that's how people get followers look at Jim Jones. Yeah, look at fucking um, yeah
Oh
Them all the fuckers right all
Those are some of the really wicked ones those from the really wicked ones
Some of the better ones are very well organized
Very organized Jim Jones was pretty organized. Yeah
Not to get a lot of people kill themselves which is just plain wicked and evil which he was yeah, which he was and
Shit that but things that's been going on for a very long time on a much larger. What has
Man, I was trying to people together and then you know making them do things basically and sounds like a nice orgy
Yeah, it sure has anyways. It's it's not bad man. It's just it's really really serious. What's serious though?
man, the
The real you know the whole thing that though the belief about God and Jesus as well as a complete office
I mean does that all that matters in your life right now?
It really should be for everybody, but you don't have a family you don't have a job
You don't I'm not saying you don't have kids. You don't know you know what I mean
Like you don't have a job. I mean you're like so what should I do then just line up?
I'm not telling you what to do. What's your fate fit for society who said that and I say that you're putting words
Well, you know, I'm not gonna job. I can't really work. I'm just saying you're just sitting at home
Letting all this fucking shit. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yes, and you're not out there in the real world
I would have never noticed it in bubble right right there. I noticed it and I mean you haven't noticed
I would never notice this maybe maybe not but I have dude your fucking yelling at your friends
You just take off to go to the arc of the fucking nose arc. Did you really want to go with me? I mean come on
No, I didn't say that
Yeah, something gotta kind of do alone or with someone you really like you can't you know, I like doing shit alone
That's the best right. I don't got to answer anybody was it oh tomorrow going to see the dead. Oh, wow
We're in Chicago. Okay, yeah, Wrigley Field, baby. Uh-huh. It's gonna be a
W in there cheering and screaming and yelling who will for the grateful dead who will you guys you're fine
I'll be sure my balls off my boys. I will be my boy won't take some drugs smoke little smoke
You're like a fucking cat Stevens
Oh, you know do this do the dance of the chant and then yeah, I don't know what the chant is but okay man
I'll take your powers rolling all around the last time you've been to a concert. Oh, I've been to several concerts and yeah
That's another reason. I'm so scared of what so that's another thing
It's me actually realized who and this that's the kind of shit. I realized a lot younger
And that's the thing and you know what scares me that somebody's just gonna open fire at the show tomorrow
Yeah, that could happen very well could happen and there again
I
Said me
For Wrigley for the dead show
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. This is gonna be a big thing for the fun
I mean there's gonna be probably
5,000 10,000 other people that aren't going inside the show. I don't know about them any but maybe yeah
Yeah, because they have a lot of other fuckers
Fucking people because you can hear the show outside. Maybe you don't need to pay for a ticket right right right?
You know my name on the news. Oh, no
Like a lot of overdoses or something. Maybe I don't know man
I got a whole kind of very nice place
So those dead freaks that follow me around huh? Yeah, wow
I don't man listen wait. Are you gonna get acid in the parking lot? No, I'm not doing all the steep just some shrooms
No, I'm gonna bring my right to sell me bread mold. Tell me I chip off
I'm bringing my own drugs and forth after you will trip off really. Yeah, I wasn't gonna buy more
I'm sorry. I think I can make it all I think my boy fucking roller got me some catamine
So that's cool. I gotta think of the name that but do you think this guy's mold?
No, maybe I mean come on. It's mold
There is a certain one that does make sure balls. I was pretty suspicious. This wasn't that mold
What I can't think of the fucking name of it right now
Yeah, how would you know I mean how would you know this bread mold that gets you fucking tripping balls bread mold? Yeah
Yeah, it's what they used in
Now that's what the US government dose France with allegedly they dosed a whole town
Oh, they did and they blame the fucking and they blame the fucking bakery
Was a derivative of this bread mold but the US government did it and they put it in the water forever
and
Better better this family bakery that's been going for many years was put out of business because everyone was afraid of it after that
Because people thought they were going insane the fucking insane asylum was overflowing with people
People didn't know what's happening because you know you're tripping hard. Yeah, and you know, this really happened
I'll say right now and it happened in like up
We'll look at our 30s or the 40s. Oh, yeah, some experiment. They did and it's not like that. Yeah, and I lie about it any of it
It's absolutely sure mind control thing. Yes, it was for the test of my control
It's absolutely true everything they say is as real as real is just oh my god, wait a second
Everything they say is as real as real as all of those theories you don't believe in
Really, pretty much now I'll be true, but the narrative is right
The idea is there. I think I've got to go. I can I can write anything and
Right leave it. I don't you know Larry might not believe it. I might not be what and fourth believes it Donnie and fourth
Or you believe it Larry believes it and Donnie and fourth and I don't you know what I mean
Right, I get it. I get it to what you I know, you know, I mean you're sure you shit like right
I know but but the way things have been shown to me and how has happened. I really really really really feel it
So they're not kidding
It's not it's not time to mess around. I mean, do you really have to fucking tell us that it's I mean, I'm sorry
I'm sorry. Why would you make a worse?
No, you're projecting this sauce. Well, think about it. I don't mean I did think about it. Yeah
Yeah
My fucking head this is what I tell you don't
Don't talk but you just come on here free will let me find that faith is we're gonna forever
It's not really true. Do you trust me? It's all good. I'm freaking out. I know I am
I'm freaking out. I want to give some shout outs man. I'm gonna give a shout out to Russ Matt
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So, oh, we got to deal with them after this. You know what? I mean like they're not gonna hear the fucking quarter of what's gonna happen
Wait, well, how's it gonna say it? I just think people just think if you know what I'm saying think about this
Do you really want to take that chance?
Right?
I don't mean I don't mean I love you Larry. Love you too. I don't want to blow your good time Mike, but I'm afraid