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time to get ready for the Larry Needles show

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all right

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you got a classic out Larry?

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yeah yeah

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where'd you find it?

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I'll tell ya

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it's a real good show

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I uh, welcome to the Larry Needles show

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I'm Larry

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I'm Needles

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how the fuck are you doing?

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we got Mark here with us today

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Don

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Don Enforce

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Hey, what about the Weebles bro?

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we're excited

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dude

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um

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don't worry about the fucking weed

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are you doing Enforce?

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okay, okay

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good times Rick

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good times Rick

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you getting nice out?

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yeah yeah

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oh yeah

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beautiful, beautiful day

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yes it is

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um

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so we were just talking about fucking Biden falling again

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I mean

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if that was my fucking pop-up

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I feel sorry for him

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yeah yeah

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that's funny

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well at the same time it's like this is the

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I mean

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I hate talking politics

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cause I know nothing about it

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well not really

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this isn't really politics

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it's your old man fell

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well but at the same time it's like is he competent enough

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is he competent enough to run this country?

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god no

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I know

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but he's not running it anyway

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who the fuck is competent enough to be a patsy for the United States?

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well he's good enough for that

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well and that's what you really look at

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hey that's not

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no hey don't put that there please

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but I mean do you really want

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it might spill man

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I mean what do we want out of this country?

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like freedom isn't free right?

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right that's right

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so we all have to pay a price

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if it's not into pomp or groceries or

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I'm too old to go

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I'm too old to go

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I'm paying them

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but they know

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but yeah no

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that was the weirdest statement

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I know that wasn't even a holy fuck

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you're paying the price for freedom by higher gas

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and you know that's not paying the price for freedom

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that's no

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yes it is cause it fuels everything

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no that's just paying the price

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I mean I'm saying metaphorically

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you're taking it literally

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it's not freedom I don't think

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you don't think this is freedom?

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well I mean the higher these prices

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I mean you can't go kiss dudes in fucking Fallujah

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so you'd be out of there

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the Fallujah's probably got a good thing with that too

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I mean I was just throwing a country out the first one

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there's a lot of countries like that

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the Fallujah's don't like Fanooks

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but I don't think it's okay with me

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you would think they would because Fallujah almost sounds like

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Fallujah sounds like a weird sexual move

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I'm gonna Fallujah you have to

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or something I caught man I was on tour honey

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and I got Fallujah

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we can't fuck for a couple weeks

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like a snake charmer

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this thing's spitting

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I'm sorry I think there's something wrong with you

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you gotta

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no no these people that are like that

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they have serious mental disorders

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who does?

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you're like a member of the same sex

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not only like a member of the same

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a man who wants to dream is to do whatever you want

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it's not the American dream to do that

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that's the American dream

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I mean you can't write that give us your

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what does it give us your tired your cold

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I mean you gotta be tolerant

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do what you want oh I'm tolerant enough

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I don't think it's right I don't think they're normal

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there's something wrong with them

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it says right on the

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at Ellis Island by the Statue of Liberty and shit it says

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exit the boat ass first

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who's your woman?

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who's your woman?

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who says that?

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mouth first

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yeah exit on your knees please

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I mean right that's what you want to do

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you're not right there's something else wrong

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I think you're confusing some things

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okay but what about women?

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both genders that like to be with

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same genders yes there's a problem in your brain man

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okay now what would you compare to

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no that's a problem with your brain

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no no more of that

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but yeah of course it's addicting

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either you have an addictive personality

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yeah I don't mind watching you know porn

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wait there's something wrong with Larry if you watch his two chicks trade for

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he's maybe a little weird for watching that

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at least not watching two guys

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there's people like that I don't really

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well here's the thing Mark's got a fucking bad taste in his mouth

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they were his friends and then they would stab him in the back

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but you know what people not everybody's good

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not everybody's bad

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not everybody's bad

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but always turns out that there's not only are they this way

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but there's really something else wrong you find out

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you know so now you're telling me that all of a sudden

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you just had a fucking insight that people have mental issues

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because it's all about mental right

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well yeah I mean of course your state of mind is all it's your state of mind

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it's all in your mind

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it's like a fanook state of mind

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here you go Neil

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he's like that later again

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um but I mean he who cast the first stone likes to kick the packer

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he's like you know because the funny thing is that these

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well there's something wrong with him too he's really he's got some mental issues he's using Kedvale

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well of course you're trying to make him out you know white supremacy or something you know

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what guy was it

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but here's the thing you know he's just doing his thing that ain't good though

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well that's not it

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well first of all

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he would blast him off at night when he got dark

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Ukrainian flag and upside down American flag

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okay so what we're talking about is local news in Chicago

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move my fucking notebook you ass clown

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oh you wanted the bomb

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so what we're talking about is local news in Chicago

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because I think it's gonna mask the violence this weekend

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cause last weekend was a motherfucker we broke records

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and they broke the record for the year before

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but it was like something like either a five or eight year record I can't remember

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well no the year before was only 11 killed they killed 12

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no I know what they're saying for the number shot on this memorial day that it was a record for like a couple of years which is bad

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but this guy had the upside down American flag

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he had a flag with the number one on the red one on the green background like an army flag

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and then he had a smiley face the yellow smiley face and then like a homemade swastika on plywood

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I don't know how he hauled that thing up there that's pretty god damn heavy

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it was probably four by four and you're gonna go to hell for you some large things

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alright so god damn that's heavy

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yeah so here's the thing but the guy was screaming out you know fuck the

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oh yeah the recording going over and over

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he lives in a raw fair

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fuck the place

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fuck the police

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yeah he lives

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let's get the context for this

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in the motherfucking lizard

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yeah like

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big time man this motherfucker lives in the hood

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and you used to live there when you were a young kid

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yes I did

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and it was predominantly white

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well yeah it was about you know it was about like you know half and half

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it wasn't segregated

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no but it wasn't like it is now

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no no but now it's fucking dangerous

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now it's well it's always been dangerous since a certain time for at least 20 years it's been dangerous

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more than that probably

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oh more than 20 years

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but it's a dope spot sure you know like where I used to live there's gym shoes hanging over the fucking

301
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uh wires and whatnot

302
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high tension lines

303
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yeah high tension lines

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yeah

305
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yeah I mean that's what signifies where someone dies

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where you should bet

307
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where you should bet on the murder number on the weekend

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who said that

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in the morning I would take a bet what do you think it was you know

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who you could

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yeah it worked

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wait ten

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the last time you worked

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this was years ago

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yeah so there weren't that many murders

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no there was this has been going on for years Mike I would pay attention

317
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we spent on the murders in Chicago

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oh yeah this isn't a new thing

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yeah it's nothing new dude

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remember two people found dead in the car

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I was like 13 people shot this week

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since there was a child this has been happening

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we are the technically we're the third largest city in the United States

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we're putting up first city numbers

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right

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you know what I mean

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we're going on shops and around

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per capita we don't fuck around

329
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well actually no

330
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it's not good though

331
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no no no per capita we are like 15th on the list

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okay

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St. Louis

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oh yeah

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Gary Indiana

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yeah

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you know what I mean like

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because it goes per capita

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we went on tour with the

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I went on tour with this girl band a couple of winters ago

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and we played a gig at St. Louis and I asked them

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why the fuck did you book a gig here

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even the people

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even the people in St. Louis asked us

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where you guys from Chicago

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they're like

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why the fuck are you playing here

348
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yeah

349
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and I said you should never play there again

350
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no offense to our St. Louis people

351
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but man it was a fucking shady place

352
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I went to St. Louis million years ago

353
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and it was shady then too

354
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well it's not that it's shady

355
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well it was younger a lot younger

356
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it's not that it's shady

357
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it's a part

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okay so

359
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I was scary

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let's just play

361
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scary

362
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doesn't every place have to have a place for low income people

363
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yeah

364
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okay

365
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but now I'm going to tell you something right now

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tell me

367
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Gary

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right by the highway

369
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yeah

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get on the highway go to Chicago

371
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get off the

372
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you know what I mean

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so what are you going to do with it

374
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it's a rough route

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yeah

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you know what I mean

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you can move drugs

378
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oh yeah

379
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you know Chicago and Illinois specifically

380
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I mean

381
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Indiana

382
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Chicago is a good spot

383
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Illinois technically

384
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it's a hub

385
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yeah it's a hub

386
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a drug hub

387
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you get 90

388
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you get fucking 70

389
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or whatever it is going west you know

390
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it's a good spot to fucking dish everything out

391
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yep

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I mean

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east west north south

394
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we are a gluttonous country

395
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love drugs man

396
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especially you

397
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huh

398
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I'm a gluttonous country

399
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yeah

400
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you're the gluttonous country member

401
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the most cocaine

402
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who we love to indulge

403
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oh god

404
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hell yeah

405
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anything

406
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cocaine consumption

407
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what's that

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lead the world in cocaine consumption

409
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no I think that's Europe

410
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I don't know about that man

411
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I think Europe might be cocaine

412
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well really

413
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do you want cocaine in the US

414
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and anywhere else in the world

415
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well okay

416
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they don't smoke crack and shit

417
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what do you mean

418
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I mean they do but not the furious rate

419
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that they do out here

420
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how do you do

421
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the purity out there is way better than here

422
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I'm going to tell you that right now

423
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yes

424
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okay

425
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UK is a fucking

426
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I think they have Amsterdam right there

427
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I mean every time I did

428
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dude they have

429
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they have water

430
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they don't have as many cells

431
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they don't have as many cells in Europe

432
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you know what I mean like there's a lot of

433
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they haven't got the sales force

434
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in Europe that we do here in America

435
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huh

436
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the same sales force

437
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how do you

438
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sell the cocaine

439
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I mean do you work for this company

440
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I'm just assuming

441
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yeah exactly you make an ass in yourself

442
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and there's probably the reason why

443
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no because you know

444
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you buy more you sell more

445
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I mean dude

446
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there's a need for you

447
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I just saw a thing

448
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tons of coke in US man

449
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okay cool that means tons of coke

450
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all of a sudden

451
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Australia's one of the biggest

452
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I mean

453
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I mean there are a lot of coke there too

454
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really

455
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yeah a lot of coke there too

456
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I've never been there

457
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I saw a whole thing about Australia and

458
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cocaine just the other day

459
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but I did

460
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cause they finally had some other

461
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in Europe

462
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a lot of different countries

463
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exactly

464
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right

465
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cocaine

466
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they take a lot of cocaine

467
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everywhere

468
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listen do you think

469
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you think we're just

470
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just because we're associated

471
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with Mexico by proxy

472
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no

473
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you know what I mean do you think

474
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that we're not

475
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the drugs that come into this country

476
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
I mean you've done drugs that are

477
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
so stepped on

478
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
yeah

479
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
so

480
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
I also did coke in South America

481
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
I mean you gotta

482
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
I mean fucking

483
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
they go to the source right

484
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
yeah that was

485
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that's the best thing to do

486
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
that was a mess

487
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
yeah I

488
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not that stepped on

489
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
I'm too old to do that now

490
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
but it was always a dream of mine

491
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
what's that

492
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
to go right to the source

493
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
the kids are doing it for me

494
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
on the cocaine

495
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
and smoke a giant joint

496
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
that's literally smoke

497
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000
that's made out of paste

498
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
yeah

499
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
the actual base itself

500
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
I knew that was your dream

501
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
I was younger

502
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
yeah I mean when you're on that shit

503
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
it's like you think about it

504
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
I mean of course

505
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
yeah

506
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
and I was on that shit

507
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
not a thing to admit it

508
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
I've tried everything

509
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
they showed us one movie

510
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
this black dude

511
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
walking down the street

512
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smoking a giant

513
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
he wraps a fucking

514
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
oh my god

515
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
giant rubber treat

516
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
like leave

517
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
around the

518
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
around the place

519
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
and he's lighting

520
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
and he's taking a huge crack at

521
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
that's just smoke

522
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
yeah

523
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
yeah

524
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
and he looks at the camera

525
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000
and it's supposed to be a deterrent

526
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
you know

527
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
they're like oh man

528
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I wanna smoke that motherfucker

529
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000
just what you want

530
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
anybody I wanna be right now

531
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000
this dude right there

532
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000
I was like what a fucking

533
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
if you were time travel

534
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
if you were time travel

535
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
that's the spot

536
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
you wouldn't kill Hitler

537
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
or do anything like that

538
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
the bottoms of his feet

539
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
looked like sandals

540
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
they were so thick

541
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
they were probably whiter than you

542
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
yeah they were fucking more

543
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
now

544
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
he's walking

545
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
walking

546
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
walking

547
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
I like this walk

548
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
and smoke this giant

549
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
this is a walk man

550
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
giant paste joint

551
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
giant paste joint

552
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
big paste joint

553
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
if you have any listeners in the

554
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Columbia

555
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
in Columbia

556
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can you please send a

557
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sample of

558
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Donnie and I

559
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
can you please send a

560
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
sample of

561
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Donnie and for some paste

562
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
yeah

563
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
you're gonna wrap

564
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
no we're gonna put it on his

565
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
fucking

566
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
it was wild

567
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
because

568
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
it was wrapped in this leaf

569
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
so the leaf didn't even burn

570
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
because the leaf was

571
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
like a

572
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
tobacco leaf

573
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
no it was something else

574
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
it was green

575
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
so it didn't even

576
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
so it didn't even burn

577
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
so it didn't even burn

578
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
but

579
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
it was like a giant crack

580
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
like

581
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
and yeah but it

582
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
held it in

583
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
oh god didn't hold it in

584
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
dude

585
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
so it burns

586
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
this dude was blowing out clouds

587
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
man

588
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
he was just like

589
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
so true

590
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
there's a fucking TV camera

591
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
which back in the day

592
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
was pretty huge

593
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
and he looks right at it

594
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
he's so high

595
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
he ain't even paranoid

596
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
he just fucking

597
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
rolls out of his chin

598
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
and looks right at the camera

599
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
okay

600
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
like the chickens has

601
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
needles is right

602
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Albania

603
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
5.91%

604
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
England Wales

605
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
England and Wales

606
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
3.9%

607
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
United States

608
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
2.9%

609
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
that's the cocaine

610
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
we really don't want to

611
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
disparage our Greek listeners

612
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
by showing you how

613
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Albania

614
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
2.34

615
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
I know you got problems with them

616
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
they do the most cocaine

617
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
in the whole world

618
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
who the hell

619
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Albania

620
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
5.91%

621
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
yeah but what's the per capita

622
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
how many people live in fucking

623
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Albania

624
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I don't know

625
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
but I know we're

626
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
not ampoules

627
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
we're just retiring

628
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
yeah okay yeah

629
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
hey

630
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
listen we're going to start a

631
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
patreon to send Donnie

632
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Enforced to fight in Albania

633
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
that's a good point

634
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
it's the percentage of residents

635
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
the percentage of residents

636
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
like you in the

637
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
school kids

638
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
yes yes yes

639
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
so 5.91%

640
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
check out the legal limit

641
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
what's the legal age

642
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
what's the legal age

643
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
where as the United States

644
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
it's 2.9%

645
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
or Enforced

646
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
we've got a lot more residents

647
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Donnie Enforced

648
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
slow down

649
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
2.9% is probably more

650
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
than all of Albania

651
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Donnie Enforced

652
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
slow down

653
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
check out the legal

654
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
sex age in Albania

655
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
yeah how

656
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
what's the sex age

657
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
why I'm past legal

658
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
type it in your phone

659
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
I'm not being sex age

660
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
yes he with the

661
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
the age of consent did

662
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
needless to know the

663
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
lowest possible age

664
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
I'm not doing that

665
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
I'm not looking that up

666
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
please type that in Donnie Enforced

667
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
no

668
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
what are you doing

669
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
with the age of consent

670
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
and then type in

671
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Jad Van Ayer and Amsy

672
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I already got the

673
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
free basis after

674
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
bikini

675
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
is your make up

676
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
.98%

677
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
bikini's job

678
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Casey Anthony kisses

679
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
so I still think

680
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
US leads the world

681
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
because I mean

682
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
come on

683
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
we've got probably

684
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
9 times as many people

685
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
I don't know

686
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I tell for that bong dude

687
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
what are you doing

688
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I don't know how big

689
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Albania is

690
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
I bet he's not that big

691
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
how big is it

692
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
why the fuck

693
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
didn't you

694
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
put up with Donnie

695
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
approximately

696
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
10 million

697
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
20 million

698
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
no

699
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
oh I don't know

700
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
well then look it up

701
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
ask Donnie

702
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
what the other fucking time

703
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I mean do you think

704
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
you know what

705
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
I was reading this thing

706
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
that cocaine's going to be

707
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
the new drug

708
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
because of what's going on

709
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
with the other opiates

710
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
and shit

711
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
but now they're putting fentanyl

712
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
and cocaine

713
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
you know you're going to have to

714
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
cook it up again

715
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
and make fucking crack

716
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
you're going to have to

717
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
throw a fentanyl in it

718
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
what do you mean

719
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
do you think that's

720
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
going to take away the fentanyl

721
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
I don't know

722
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
it should right

723
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
I mean what's that got

724
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
to do with it

725
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
if you cook up a spoon of dope

726
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
does it fucking go away

727
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
when you put it in the needle

728
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
if there's fentanyl in it

729
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
yeah it goes right

730
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
yeah but it won't burn

731
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
in the thing

732
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
it won't form into the chunk

733
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
and burn probably

734
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
that's what happens

735
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
you take a lot of stuff off

736
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
so maybe yeah right

737
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
like if it doesn't get stuck

738
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
in the middle

739
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
oh you're talking about yay

740
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
yeah if it doesn't get stuck

741
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
in the middle of the rock

742
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
yeah sure

743
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
you could separate it

744
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
yeah but if it does

745
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
what are you going to do

746
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
you're going to hit that

747
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
listen man it's mixed in

748
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
yeah there's no separating it

749
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
now that's a drug

750
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
that we should come up with

751
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
a drug that separates the

752
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
fentanyl from your fucking drugs

753
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
yeah

754
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
pending needles and literary shows

755
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
yeah pending

756
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
that's a good thing

757
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
yeah because here's the thing

758
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
man you know it ruins everything

759
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
it's a chemical

760
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
you have to find a chemical

761
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
that can work against it right

762
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
yeah or a chemical that kills it

763
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
but doesn't fuck up any other drug

764
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
so you can still have your fun

765
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
you can become billionaires

766
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
oh yeah

767
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
like vodka

768
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
yeah but here's the other thing now

769
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
you just yell out vodka

770
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
was that Eva coming through you

771
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
that's the chemical

772
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
alcohol

773
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
I know what vodka

774
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
you want to separate

775
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
your fentanyl from your coke

776
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
just use alcohol

777
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
yeah but here's the thing man

778
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
how the fuck are you going to

779
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
stupid it was a drug in for

780
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
to sell it by the ground

781
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
how are you going to know which one's what

782
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
what are you going to know

783
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
how are you going to know what's what

784
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
for one thing

785
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
here's the thing

786
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
what you do is you add it

787
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
and mix a tint to it

788
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
right

789
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
so it's got to turn it brown

790
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
no they got shit like that

791
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
to test your shit

792
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
well they can test for it

793
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
but yeah

794
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
but then you know what

795
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
you're still going to get

796
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
a couple granules

797
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
that probably mix it

798
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
it's all fentanyl

799
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
we're very heavy on the drug talk right now

800
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
yeah okay

801
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
how about this man

802
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
my wife was reading this to me off

803
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
this fucking website

804
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
because

805
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
you know

806
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
she follows her shit

807
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm a fucking

808
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
yeah and plus this story

809
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
because I was a musician

810
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
she said all major records

811
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
all major record labels

812
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
and every fucking record

813
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
that you have ever heard

814
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
they take the master tapes

815
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
they have like some kind of fucking

816
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
satanic priest

817
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
they spells over them

818
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
and put spells into it

819
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
every single fucking

820
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
yes

821
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
every one

822
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
and now I found they had to believe

823
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
but no it's true

824
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
and then

825
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
how do you know that's true

826
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
because they had

827
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
she didn't do it

828
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
yeah I was there

829
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
I was in the room

830
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
and the fucking gold records came off the wall

831
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
they were spinning around the room

832
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
that'd be awesome

833
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
like the plates

834
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
you know

835
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I spin in the plates

836
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
he's just doing like

837
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
the eagles

838
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
and Fleetwood Mack

839
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
and fucking the Beatles

840
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
and fucking

841
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
yeah man

842
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
and so

843
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
how many plates do you think Lucifer could spin at once

844
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
fuck as many as he wants

845
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
and here's the thing

846
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
awesome how many with his tail

847
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
dude

848
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
man we're talking

849
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
we're talking fucking like an idiot

850
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Lucifer sells numbers

851
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
you're fucking

852
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
yeah he does

853
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
and fucking here's the thing

854
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
David Crosby was like asking

855
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
do you guys still

856
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
he was asking one of the record guys

857
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
like capital

858
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
fucking one of these

859
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Columbia one of these

860
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
big Warner Brothers

861
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
I think it was

862
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
and he's like

863
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
hey do you guys still do the

864
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
you know the spells

865
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
and the prayers over the fucking recordings

866
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
you can just come out and say that in basket

867
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
well yeah he asked that

868
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
and the guys like

869
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
oh hell yeah

870
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
well he knew about it

871
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
yeah and the guys like

872
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
oh fuck yeah we still do that

873
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
and

874
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
he said

875
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
nowadays

876
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
most of these guys

877
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
if not all of them

878
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
had to be some kind of witch

879
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
or warlock

880
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
or some fucking thing like that

881
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
right

882
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
or else they don't even get signed man

883
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
well I mean

884
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
they had to

885
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
there's a view

886
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
I'm just saying

887
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
experiments that they fucking did

888
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
and what was that book we were talking about

889
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
where they gave all the motherfuckers LSD

890
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Jim there's pictures like Jim Morrison

891
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
with his dad who was a fucking

892
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
captain or something

893
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
and the fucking war

894
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
like all these kids were all intertwined with some sort of

895
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
isn't that you think that's a coincidence

896
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
you think that's a coincidence

897
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
no not at all I just said it wasn't

898
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
alright okay good

899
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
I'm glad

900
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
but what was that valley

901
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
not San Fernando

902
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
was it San Fernando

903
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
when there were all the bands were

904
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
it was like the beach boys

905
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
it was uh

906
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
it was uh

907
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
it was uh

908
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Laurel Canyon

909
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Laurel Canyon

910
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
thank you Larry

911
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I don't know if he was a general mark

912
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
but he was way the fuck up there

913
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
in the military

914
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
no he was like a captain or something

915
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
of course

916
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
well there you go

917
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
that explains a lot

918
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
okay thanks for catching up

919
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
yeah okay

920
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
so

921
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
but Laurel Canyon yeah

922
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
there was a book about it

923
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
how they fucking

924
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
they like

925
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
introduced LSD

926
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
to all these performers like

927
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
David Crosby's family was fucking loaded

928
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
yeah

929
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
who's a rich boy

930
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
yeah so like

931
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
all of them were

932
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
everybody was

933
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
that's what it is a lot

934
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
one common thread

935
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
they had money and new high people

936
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
yeah and you know

937
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
you know

938
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
you ever see the houses in Laurel Canyon

939
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
man

940
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
there ain't no one come there boy

941
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
it's like Hollywood Hills

942
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
yeah dude

943
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
it is fucking nice

944
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
wow

945
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
you can do whatever you want

946
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
this were like the Beatles would hang out

947
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
and fucking no people

948
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
you can do whatever you want

949
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
well yeah dude

950
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
it's a

951
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
it's a whole another world

952
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
it's a whole another society

953
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
it's a secret society

954
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
if you want to have a sacrifice party

955
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
you can do it in Laurel Canyon

956
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
you can do whatever you want

957
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
I bet you can

958
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
yeah

959
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
in origin

960
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
you can have it

961
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
you can do that everything

962
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
up in the hills baby

963
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
yeah

964
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
up in the hills

965
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
the freaks come out at night

966
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
and they hide in the hills

967
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
and you know what else

968
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
they do

969
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
they don't have cats

970
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
they don't have cat sized rats

971
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
huh

972
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
they don't have cat sized rats either

973
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
oh like the west side

974
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
yeah

975
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
man

976
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
those rats we used to see

977
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
holy fuck

978
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
they look like dogs actually

979
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
yeah

980
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
they're fucking cats

981
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
they're fucking huge man

982
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
dude I thought it was a raccoon once

983
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
it was a fucking

984
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
30 pound fucking rat

985
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
I looked down into a garbage can

986
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
just kind of walked into a can

987
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
and I jumped 10 feet in there

988
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
there was a rat in there

989
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
so huge

990
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
oh my god

991
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
I used to fucking stay at a

992
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
fucking recovery home in Humboldt Park

993
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
yeah

994
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
and we would sit in the backyard

995
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
with the BB gun and shoot rats

996
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
nice

997
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
it was amazing

998
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
they're fucking huge dude

999
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
we would put lights up

1000
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
we would have these lights

1001
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
oh

1002
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
like we would set these lights up

1003
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
and they would go right by the

1004
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
garbage cans and we would pick them up

1005
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
I would visit my grandpa

1006
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
and he lived in the west side

1007
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
but still lived in my old house

1008
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
that I lived in when I was a boy

1009
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
and Augustin killed their

1010
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
shout out to the hood

1011
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
and fucking

1012
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
downtown

1013
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
and he was banging his shovel

1014
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
before he went in the basement

1015
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
like what the fuck are you doing

1016
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
he's like oh the rats

1017
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
oh my god boy

1018
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
that's awesome

1019
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
they don't bite you up

1020
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
but you don't want to get bit

1021
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
but my grandpa for some reason

1022
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
he wasn't scared of nothing

1023
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
but that was the only thing

1024
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
he didn't really go for

1025
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
they're fucking dirty

1026
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
they've been in garbage all day

1027
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
the expressway

1028
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
viaducts

1029
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
the grass

1030
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
you know on the sides of the expressway

1031
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
the hills the grass

1032
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I looked over one night

1033
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
one of those

1034
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I was sitting in a park like

1035
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
standing in a lot of rats

1036
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
and I looked over the edge

1037
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
down there

1038
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
and you can see

1039
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
just a whole city

1040
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
of these holes and trails

1041
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
of the rats where they live

1042
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
there's a whole like city of them

1043
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I like when you see them

1044
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
crawling up the fucking

1045
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
sides of the buildings

1046
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
I like when they steal food

1047
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
that night in Greetown

1048
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
when they steal food

1049
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
it's amazing

1050
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
somebody leaves like

1051
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
a half a piece of pizza

1052
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
and the garbage

1053
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
and the rat takes it out

1054
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
and it's running with it

1055
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
everyone knows

1056
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
pizza rat

1057
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
yeah see that's what I like

1058
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
rats are

1059
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
hey how about this fucking shit

1060
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
how about it Larry

1061
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
how about this

1062
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
I also want to say

1063
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
everything I said is a legend

1064
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
oh wait a second

1065
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
shout out too

1066
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
shout out to Tiffany

1067
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
no well our listeners

1068
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
our followers

1069
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
all our followers

1070
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
subscribe

1071
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
it really pains my heart

1072
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
to say that

1073
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
because we're not like this

1074
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
but I don't know what we're doing

1075
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
I mean okay

1076
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
okay

1077
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
how about this

1078
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
satanic whore

1079
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
fucking Allison Mack

1080
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
was a smallville TV star

1081
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
and she was convicted

1082
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
in a sex cult

1083
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
when they burned the people

1084
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
oh we had to do something

1085
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
you knew about that

1086
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
yeah I knew about this

1087
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
okay and she was

1088
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
I knew I didn't have

1089
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
so she was saying this before

1090
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
you knew that she was

1091
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
she sold

1092
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
children of the clintons

1093
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
and the rock child

1094
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
you knew about that

1095
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
you knew that

1096
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
is that verified

1097
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
allegedly it is verified

1098
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
it came out of this bitch's mouth

1099
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
right yeah

1100
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
I mean I don't know

1101
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
yeah again dude

1102
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I don't either

1103
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
I mean it's all about you

1104
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
she could be a fucking liar

1105
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
yeah

1106
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
that's why I say allegedly

1107
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
how many women have you met

1108
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
that are liars

1109
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
most of them

1110
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
how many dudes have you met

1111
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
that are liars

1112
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
most of them

1113
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
exactly so

1114
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
well I don't know

1115
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
that's I don't know

1116
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
yeah you don't know exactly

1117
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
so tell us what your far-fetched

1118
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
idea is about in the next

1119
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
I'm fucking calling

1120
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
no that's just it

1121
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
that just blew my mind

1122
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
well no but there was more

1123
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
there's more to that

1124
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
is there

1125
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
yeah there's the guy

1126
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
I forget his name

1127
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
but he had done it before

1128
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
too actually

1129
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
I don't know

1130
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
he came back around

1131
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
with this new idea I guess

1132
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
and he was like

1133
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
listen man

1134
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
I'm gonna tell you right now

1135
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I'm gonna self-help guru guys

1136
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
I don't mean this in all sincerity

1137
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
but shout out to a good

1138
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
and it was devil worship

1139
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
shout out to a good cult leader

1140
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
yeah

1141
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
you know what I mean

1142
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
like come on dude

1143
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
you fucking

1144
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
you are on point

1145
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
yeah

1146
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Koresh

1147
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
the heavens gate dude

1148
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
yeah

1149
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
he was like

1150
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
the heavens gate

1151
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
I just saw

1152
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Jones on thing this morning

1153
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
yeah

1154
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I mean you have to be

1155
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
a certain type of individual

1156
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
you just have drills

1157
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
yeah

1158
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
he had the suicide drills

1159
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
he pretended

1160
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
they were coming

1161
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
he had this thing like

1162
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
they're coming to get us so quick

1163
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
kill yourself

1164
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
yeah

1165
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
he ringed the fucking alarm

1166
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
they'd have to run out

1167
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
who was that

1168
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
James Jones town

1169
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
James Jones

1170
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
yeah Jim Jones

1171
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Jim Jones

1172
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Jim Jones

1173
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
guy in the massacre

1174
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
yeah he used to have drills about it

1175
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
before

1176
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
the famous people

1177
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
they have the video of him

1178
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
shooting the

1179
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
oh yeah

1180
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
the senator

1181
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I remember having

1182
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I remember he was there

1183
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
having

1184
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
a real view of everybody dead

1185
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
it's a fucking everybody drank the Kool-Aid

1186
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
that's where it comes from

1187
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
yeah

1188
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
hey I got another good one

1189
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I don't think it was Kool-Aid though

1190
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
I think it was

1191
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
yeah Kool-Aid

1192
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
I think it was a cheaper version

1193
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
ah yeah it was probably an off brand

1194
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
some Diana brand

1195
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
actually I don't know if it's from

1196
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
the acid test the Kool-Aid comes

1197
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I don't know

1198
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
or from

1199
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
the motherfucker probably didn't even add sugar

1200
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Jim Jones at Kool-Aid

1201
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
man it's so crazy that you could

1202
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
the people are such lemmings right

1203
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
oh man

1204
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
you know what happened

1205
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
now it stopped

1206
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
his son

1207
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
ran up and kicked over the table

1208
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
that the Kool-Aid was on

1209
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
it was all right there

1210
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
I never write about that

1211
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
yeah and he fucking said enough is enough man

1212
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
what the fuck

1213
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
but I mean they moved into fucking

1214
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Africa

1215
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
no they were in Guyana

1216
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
that's in South America

1217
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
it's the northernmost country

1218
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
like right next to

1219
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Columbia and shit

1220
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
North America

1221
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
North of South America

1222
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
yeah

1223
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
North South America

1224
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
South of North America

1225
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
no

1226
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
North South America

1227
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
yeah

1228
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
anyways

1229
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
not

1230
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
not Mexico

1231
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
no and shout out to the Jim Jones survivors

1232
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
and we pray for the families that are still

1233
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
fucked up from that shit man

1234
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
I know you're out there

1235
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
we love you man

1236
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
anyways

1237
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
like follow and subscribe

1238
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
like follow and subscribe

1239
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
tell your friends

1240
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
and tell them we fucking sympathize

1241
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
with the Jim Jones survivors

1242
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
no

1243
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
we do man

1244
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
opinions

1245
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
of survivors

1246
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
yeah

1247
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
those people got fucked man

1248
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
they got screwed

1249
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
they got tricked

1250
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
they got fucked

1251
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
they got tricked man

1252
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
but it's double man

1253
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
they got a foil man

1254
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
they've never seen a guy

1255
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
giving three card money

1256
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
yeah dude

1257
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
when I was a kid

1258
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
my dad took us to New York City

1259
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
and said let's do this

1260
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
and he said you think you could

1261
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
you know and he let us play a couple rounds

1262
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
and it's like

1263
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
he was fucking like

1264
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
70s yeah

1265
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
yeah

1266
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
and it was like

1267
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
it was fucking really cool

1268
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
yeah it was fun

1269
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
and my dad said

1270
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
you'll never ever fucking get it

1271
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
and I said wow

1272
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I'll slay the hand baby

1273
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
yeah and the dude was fucking good

1274
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
just like with anything

1275
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
it's all slay the hand

1276
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
set up on the top of a fucking cardboard box

1277
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
you know what I mean

1278
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
yeah

1279
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
look outside

1280
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
it was fucking great

1281
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
fucking

1282
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
it was great

1283
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
I remember when I did that

1284
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
the guy had the table

1285
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
attached to his waist

1286
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
nice

1287
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
so when he needed a dip

1288
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
fucking tear it off

1289
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
and run

1290
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
like one of them

1291
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
just a cardboard

1292
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
no it was just a card board

1293
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I understand

1294
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
I get it

1295
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
and they had lookouts

1296
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
and it was amazing

1297
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
watching these people

1298
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
just getting fucking skin

1299
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
the thing from a

1300
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
dude they make some fucking

1301
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
cans it would be

1302
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
they make a serious fucking amount of money

1303
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
all the whole thing is

1304
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
is the

1305
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
serious amount of money

1306
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
there's a big scam

1307
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
they make a lot of money

1308
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
it's a giant scam

1309
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
it's not like

1310
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I'm the only one

1311
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
but it's the whole thrill of

1312
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
you know what you're getting into

1313
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
yeah and that's like

1314
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
1970's fucking New York man

1315
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
you're not gonna win

1316
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
you don't win that

1317
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
that was fun

1318
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
sometimes they'll let you win it

1319
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
but then you're gonna

1320
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
well they have to let you

1321
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
or they'll run

1322
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
there's gonna be a guy next to you

1323
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
that wins it

1324
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
that's with them

1325
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
oh yeah

1326
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
so it's doable

1327
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
I'll play

1328
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
let me try

1329
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
it's his brother

1330
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
look at it's hot right now

1331
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
fucking throw it

1332
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
you don't notice that

1333
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
they got matching tattoos

1334
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
or something

1335
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
no that's right

1336
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
or they're just

1337
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
their skin color matches

1338
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
something like that

1339
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
how about this man

1340
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
in New York City

1341
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
speaking of New York

1342
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
they want to put

1343
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
key asks

1344
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
in these fucking

1345
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
stores

1346
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
for criminals to get

1347
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
to register for help

1348
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
instead of like

1349
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
robbing and joining

1350
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
maybe instead right now

1351
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
you want to fucking

1352
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
sign up for

1353
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I can't stop stealing

1354
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
I can't stop stealing

1355
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I'll have a change of heart

1356
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
while they're walking past the key

1357
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
walk past that ceiling

1358
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
please help me

1359
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
to go where you're going up

1360
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
yeah

1361
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
oh I have a change of heart

1362
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
exactly

1363
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
I'm stealing everything I see

1364
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I can't stop

1365
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
so that's one of the things

1366
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
they're gonna do man

1367
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
and it's really fucking

1368
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
kind of dumb man

1369
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I'm horrent

1370
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
very jolly safe

1371
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
yeah

1372
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
we shall say that

1373
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
it's very one sided and blind

1374
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
like you think that

1375
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
there's actually an interview

1376
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
with that guy

1377
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
with one of the

1378
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
with a shoplifter

1379
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
uh huh

1380
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
and he said that

1381
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
stuff comes

1382
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
you really fucking think

1383
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
that I'm gonna ask for help

1384
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
when I can steal

1385
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
exactly

1386
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
well the other thing

1387
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
I told you that it's

1388
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
when you can't steal

1389
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
that's when you ask for help

1390
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
then it was

1391
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
389 people arrested

1392
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
22,000 times

1393
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
and I've gone over this already

1394
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
yeah so

1395
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
you know those people

1396
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I'm sure at one point

1397
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
what

1398
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
have been offered help

1399
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
no yeah they got a problem

1400
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
no they're not

1401
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
they go to jail

1402
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
and they release them

1403
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
they go to jail

1404
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
they should put the key

1405
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
in the fucking lock up cell

1406
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
alright

1407
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
no we're not an idiot

1408
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
what they should just do is

1409
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
you know what

1410
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm gonna be honest

1411
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I don't know what they should do

1412
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
no I know

1413
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
but it's just dumb

1414
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I know what I'm saying

1415
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
what do you think

1416
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
what do you suggest

1417
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
literally that we do

1418
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
for this country

1419
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I wish I had an answer bro

1420
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I really don't

1421
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I don't either man

1422
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I wish I knew

1423
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
but one thing I know is

1424
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
you can't

1425
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
you can't let these motherfuckers

1426
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
not dude we can't be

1427
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
out fucking Middle East

1428
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I was a booster

1429
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
that's what I did

1430
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I know

1431
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I know you were

1432
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
and I know what it's like

1433
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
it actually does make the most sense

1434
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
if you think about it

1435
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
I know but here's the thing

1436
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
here's the thing

1437
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
the guys that are getting arrested

1438
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
this amount of times

1439
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
were between

1440
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
389 people

1441
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
alright great

1442
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
it's 22,000

1443
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
the rest of us

1444
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
split between them

1445
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
well those people should have got some time

1446
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
and that would have been

1447
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
22,000 less times

1448
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
you're bringing this up again

1449
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
they saw a lot more

1450
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
I was just saying the motherfuckers

1451
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
could have been locked up after

1452
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I don't know the third time

1453
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
yeah I mean right

1454
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
don't let them get arrested

1455
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
50, 60 times each

1456
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
no they're bail reform

1457
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
what are you gonna do

1458
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
you're not a college teacher

1459
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
you can't do nothing

1460
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
yeah that's what I'm saying

1461
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I don't have an answer

1462
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
you can't be mean about it

1463
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
I'm not complaining

1464
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
the first thing is okay

1465
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
motherfucker I'm bringing it up

1466
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
for the podcast bitch

1467
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
listen you change bail reform

1468
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
and then all of a sudden

1469
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
everything okay you change

1470
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
so from now on

1471
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
when you steal fucking a

1472
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
instead of $500 worth of shit

1473
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
$1000 worth of stuff

1474
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
now

1475
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
motherfuckers are going in with calculators

1476
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
now is a detainable offence

1477
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
okay so now you've upped it

1478
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
so now people can go in the store

1479
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
and take twice as much

1480
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
right right right

1481
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
okay and now we live in a society

1482
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
here's what has to happen

1483
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
okay they're gonna make it so

1484
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
that you can't steal

1485
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
yes and for the automated

1486
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
windows everything

1487
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
you won't be able to go in a store

1488
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
there'll just be no fear at all

1489
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
you're living in the past brother

1490
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
you're living in the past

1491
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
what are you talking about

1492
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
this happened in the past

1493
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
they literally make it

1494
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
so you can't even go in a store

1495
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
and take someone off the shelf

1496
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
and if you see the targets in San Francisco

1497
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
every single thing is locked off

1498
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
you can't steal

1499
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
you literally can't steal

1500
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
proving your point wrong

1501
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
they're making it so

1502
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
they're going shopping

1503
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
and they ask for everything

1504
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
you can't fucking steal

1505
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
you just won't be able to take anything

1506
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
man

1507
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
what the fuck is wrong with you

1508
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
oh

1509
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
so what are you doing

1510
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
hahahaha

1511
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
but yeah

1512
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
you can't steal

1513
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
you just won't be able to

1514
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
you won't even go shopping

1515
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
you won't be able

1516
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
I remember going into a fucking mall

1517
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
doing all three of themselves

1518
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
stealing batteries

1519
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
and going out to Humboldt Park

1520
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
and selling them

1521
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
yes of course

1522
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
you know what I mean

1523
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
sure so I know

1524
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I think I remember stealing batteries with you

1525
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
yeah they were worth a lot of money back then

1526
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
they're still worth a lot of money

1527
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
well yeah

1528
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
but now they're locked up

1529
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
right

1530
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
you can't steal right

1531
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
so there goes that job

1532
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
but you can't even get eight pack bottles anymore

1533
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000
what is going to be the apex of all this shit

1534
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
yeah well it's more getting just

1535
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
it's like a closing of

1536
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I don't know

1537
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
because you know

1538
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
locking it up doesn't stop them

1539
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
they just fill up the cart and fucking leave

1540
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
well yeah you won't be able to go to a store

1541
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
it'll be just like you can't even come in here

1542
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
just what do you want

1543
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
what country do you think leads

1544
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
also wait locking it up just deters

1545
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
regular customers too

1546
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
they're like oh fuck it it's such a pain in the ass

1547
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
yeah but they have to

1548
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
no I know

1549
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
regular customers

1550
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
but it still cuts down

1551
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I've gone to get something it's locked up

1552
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I don't even fuck I'll get it somewhere else

1553
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
you want to pay fucking twenty dollars

1554
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
for a fucking bar deodorant

1555
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
no

1556
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
of course not

1557
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
you want to pay fucking fifty dollars for a case of water

1558
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
right so they have to stop the stealing

1559
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
anywhere they can

1560
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
what should mean just stop the stealing

1561
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
they're gonna just you know

1562
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
stop the steal that should be

1563
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
that should be the

1564
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
right the hashtags that will all be automated

1565
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
automated system or something

1566
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
you won't be able to really get anything

1567
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
automated systems don't work

1568
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
nothing works

1569
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
you know what works brute force

1570
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
that's it

1571
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
well so I said chop off their hands then

1572
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
no that's not capital punishment

1573
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
that's brutal force

1574
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I've probably faced that punishment

1575
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
um yeah no that's horrible

1576
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I think that's horrible

1577
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
but it doesn't make a lot of sense

1578
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
it really does make sense

1579
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
so there you go

1580
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
you know I mean just

1581
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
then for the person

1582
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I don't know man

1583
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
for the person that's stealing

1584
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
I mean think about it

1585
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
that was a good one

1586
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I don't know

1587
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
if I was to steal something like you know

1588
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
they would chop off my hand

1589
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
maybe sometime for this

1590
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
dude this is Saudi Arabia man

1591
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
so I should have steal

1592
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
because you could get your chopped hand off for that

1593
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
if a country wasn't this cool

1594
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
that's what would happen

1595
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
listen everybody that's high on drugs

1596
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
and needs money and doesn't have a job

1597
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
and can't understand it

1598
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
I understand it

1599
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I believe I understand

1600
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
I understand why they steal

1601
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
and I don't blame them for stealing

1602
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
and they're gonna make it

1603
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
because that's the same

1604
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
do it

1605
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
that's the same fucking thing

1606
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
which is gonna really make things completely different

1607
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
but that's how

1608
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
see that's how they get this going

1609
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
this is how it was happening

1610
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
is they you know what I mean

1611
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
now for your protection

1612
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
you won't even be allowed to go in a store

1613
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
nobody

1614
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
see how that works

1615
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
see what they're doing

1616
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
yeah like this

1617
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
you know

1618
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
keep you safe

1619
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
you know

1620
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
safe from what

1621
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
all this stuff is getting bad

1622
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
or people are the crime

1623
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
so keep us

1624
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
all the crime

1625
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
just the crime thing

1626
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
it's the crime

1627
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
there's a crime problem facing it

1628
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
everyone knows there's a crime problem right

1629
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
it's like this

1630
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
where's your crime problem

1631
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
and then it comes to the safety situation

1632
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
where for your safety

1633
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
you really

1634
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
you're gonna be like fences

1635
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
well when you take the train

1636
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
they're like

1637
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
there's our safety

1638
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
yes they're already doing it

1639
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
they've been doing it for years

1640
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
you know what I mean

1641
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
this crime is saying

1642
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
it's gonna be your safety

1643
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
it's gonna be less and less freedom

1644
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000
basically

1645
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
under the guise of

1646
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
safety or some protection

1647
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
safety

1648
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
some word they'll use

1649
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
like those strived shoes in the hood

1650
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
where the

1651
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
McDonald's or whatever

1652
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
you gotta turn the thing

1653
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
and your food comes around

1654
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
and the bulletproof

1655
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
yeah I mean you've done that before

1656
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
yeah yeah

1657
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
everything's gonna be like that

1658
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
the South Central Lady Susan

1659
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
yeah everything's gonna be like that

1660
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
so we should go to Harold's

1661
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
across the street from Commissary

1662
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
yeah across from

1663
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
from Commissary Park

1664
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
yeah

1665
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
everything's gonna be like that

1666
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
there's a lot of places like that

1667
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
two inches of bulletproof

1668
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
and there ought to be that way

1669
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
and this was fucking

1670
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
95 96

1671
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
mm-hmm

1672
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
like this is when the shit was real

1673
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
man

1674
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
oh it's been like that for a long time

1675
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
it's gonna be like that

1676
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
it's gonna be like that

1677
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
everywhere

1678
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
yes yes

1679
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
if you even got it off

1680
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
if you even got it off

1681
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
fuck

1682
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
mm-hmm

1683
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
if you can even go out at all

1684
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
if I don't even be able to go outside

1685
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
or something

1686
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
or certain hours or something

1687
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
there'll be restrictions and shit

1688
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
you live in the city almost

1689
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
it's gonna get bad real fast man

1690
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
we don't have to worry

1691
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
yeah I don't like you really don't care for it

1692
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I like it

1693
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I like it but I don't

1694
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
you know it's alright

1695
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
why's that

1696
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I don't know

1697
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I like the space more

1698
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
around here there's more space you know

1699
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
yeah you can fucking wander

1700
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
yeah

1701
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
and do whatever you want

1702
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
straight corners

1703
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
city stops

1704
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
it really thaws

1705
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
there's nothing wrong

1706
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
well

1707
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
unless you're a junkie

1708
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
or you're you're born there

1709
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
and that's all I'm just gonna say

1710
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I was born there

1711
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
so I always love

1712
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I'm fascinated I love the city

1713
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
when I go to my old neighborhood

1714
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
even though it's totally terribly dangerous

1715
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
and fucking

1716
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
you know I just

1717
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
fucking reminds me when I was a little

1718
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
oh

1719
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
listen to this

1720
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I was in a friend's house last night

1721
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
in Hoffman Estates

1722
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
okay

1723
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
okay

1724
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
about

1725
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
10 o'clock I go outside

1726
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
they have a heater

1727
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
motherfuckers start cranking balloons

1728
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
oh your favorite thing

1729
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
you heard it somewhere else

1730
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
in the

1731
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
like a cul-de-sac my friend lives in

1732
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
so there's probably

1733
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
did you figure out

1734
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
houses and

1735
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
yes I knew exactly where it was coming from

1736
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I'm like I'm like a navy seal

1737
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
when it comes to fucking gas

1738
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
yeah

1739
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
you heard the thing

1740
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
hissing like shit

1741
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
did you go

1742
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
they were using a fucking

1743
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
got cracker

1744
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
or they were using a whipped cream container

1745
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
did you go make friends with them

1746
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
no no no no no

1747
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
and then

1748
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
and you could hear it

1749
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
my five minutes later

1750
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
they start using an impact wrench

1751
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
taking tires off

1752
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
wheeeee

1753
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
you know when you go to

1754
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
an entire shop

1755
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
and then all of a sudden

1756
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
hissing

1757
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
and then more fucking

1758
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
it is where my friend lives

1759
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
after 10 o'clock

1760
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
it gets

1761
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
crazy

1762
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
sounds fun

1763
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
it's very funny

1764
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
they're working on cars

1765
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
and doing whippets

1766
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
oh well

1767
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
you ever done a whipet

1768
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
have I

1769
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
can I get my car for you

1770
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
can I get my car fixed by these guys

1771
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I wouldn't

1772
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
they fixed my car

1773
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
oh they're doing tires

1774
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
ass clown

1775
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
can I get tires with these guys

1776
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
yeah I mean I'll send you over there

1777
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
they'll probably have their way with you

1778
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
because look at you

1779
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
that's cool you know

1780
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
all your tires are gone and your ass code

1781
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
hey alright man the guy wants tires

1782
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
that's code for you know what

1783
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
so you're here for the tires huh

1784
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
I know the code I'm gonna send you out there

1785
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I know the code

1786
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I know the code

1787
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
I know the code

1788
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I know the code

1789
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I know the code

1790
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I know the code I'm gonna send you out there

1791
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
like where your short is short is short

1792
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
look at your chops and shit

1793
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
yeah sir

1794
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
here you want a puff ass clown

1795
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
can I take a hit of the bong

1796
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
no

1797
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
go right ahead

1798
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
oh you can Mark

1799
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
go ahead

1800
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
let ass clown go first

1801
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
busting the rotation

1802
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
yeah definitely

1803
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
ass clown is first

1804
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
it's lit

1805
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
go ahead puff on it

1806
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
needles is taking the bong hit now

1807
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
thanks

1808
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000
ah boy

1809
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
you know it's really was a fucking great day today

1810
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I gotta tell you

1811
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
nice and hot

1812
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I went around

1813
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
you like that

1814
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
ah yeah you know

1815
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
go ahead there Mark

1816
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
thank you thank you

1817
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
took a nice little ride on my motorbike around town

1818
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
it was fucking

1819
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
beautiful

1820
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I uh

1821
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I got the thing

1822
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I got the thing going full blast

1823
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
and I was going 60 miles an hour

1824
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
and uh

1825
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
you went a little faster

1826
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
and that was when I fucking was going down

1827
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
downhill

1828
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
downhill with the wind

1829
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
with bending down

1830
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
no breaking out

1831
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
oh yeah yeah yeah

1832
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
in uh to be more fucking strong

1833
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
yeah and I still

1834
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I'm such a fucking fat ass now man

1835
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
I couldn't go ahead

1836
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
no man

1837
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I hit the max speeds

1838
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
no and I know it's not

1839
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
cause the bike needs a tune up or something

1840
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I wouldn't buy one

1841
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
maybe it doesn't

1842
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I wouldn't buy one cause it's not fun for me

1843
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
it's just no fun

1844
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I don't go fast enough

1845
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
you go 20 miles an hour

1846
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I realize there's nothing to tell

1847
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I'm holding the bike back

1848
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
fucking gym suits got a bike

1849
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
he spent like 5 G's on the motherfucking thing

1850
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
and he goes uh you know like 50, 60 miles an hour

1851
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
and it's a bicycle

1852
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
right right right

1853
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
it's a fucking bicycle man

1854
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
I tried riding a bicycle the other day

1855
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
but my bicycle was actually a little scared

1856
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
you tried riding a bicycle

1857
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
I got you love riding bicycles

1858
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
maybe it was the way I was sitting on it

1859
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
maybe I needed to just

1860
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
I had a bicycle not an electric bicycle

1861
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
you got scared on a grown man

1862
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I got scared on a bicycle

1863
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
yeah my own bike I bought it just last year

1864
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
even I lowered them for years

1865
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
but last time I got it

1866
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
it was

1867
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
no I didn't like it

1868
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
fuck you

1869
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
new dance wife

1870
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I'll try again maybe but I was not comfortable

1871
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
they know what you need

1872
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
he needs one where you lay down

1873
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
you know what I mean

1874
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I know

1875
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
and they got the fat

1876
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
the fat guy

1877
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
that's called a recumbent bike

1878
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
I'm not buying one of those fucking things

1879
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
he's definitely a recumbent boy

1880
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
I know a thing

1881
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
you can get one of those flags

1882
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
the orange flag

1883
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
like the 70s

1884
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
the big dick on it

1885
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
yeah

1886
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
it says hello sailor on there

1887
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I kiss tips

1888
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
for tips

1889
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
there you go

1890
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
tips for tips

1891
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
tip for horn

1892
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
wait wait

1893
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
for that

1894
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
tip for that

1895
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000
tip for that

1896
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
here's another here's another ancient story

1897
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
oh here we go

1898
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
and you know I got all these old ass stories

1899
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
because you fucking got in your little car thing

1900
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
and we didn't do episodes for a couple days

1901
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
and I got a bad plug

1902
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
okay well here we go keep on bringing it back to the other

1903
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
three weeks ago

1904
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
the NAACP guy

1905
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
he's telling blacks

1906
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
what's his name

1907
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
his name is Leon Russell

1908
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Leon Russell okay

1909
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
surprisingly because that's the name of a

1910
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
that's a solid name

1911
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
that's a solid name because there's a white

1912
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
cat

1913
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
that's a keyboard guy

1914
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
that's been around since

1915
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
fuck man

1916
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
he's playing

1917
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
dude you know a cat that plays the keyboard

1918
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
yeah and his name is Leon Russell

1919
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
and I just bought one of his

1920
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I just bought one of his albums the other day

1921
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
man he didn't even let that one fucking settle for him

1922
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
and he just cut right through it like a Mexican landscape

1923
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
anyway

1924
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
man

1925
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
and he's kind of a total hypocrite

1926
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
because he said

1927
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
who is?

1928
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
this Leon Russell cat

1929
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
because he told blacks not to go to Florida

1930
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
that it's very dangerous

1931
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
what?

1932
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
for anybody not just for blacks

1933
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
well no but

1934
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
why Florida is dangerous for anyone

1935
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
but he's saying it's dangerous for blacks

1936
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
and he lives there

1937
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
that's the best part

1938
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
it's the motherfucker who lives there

1939
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
why is it dangerous for blacks?

1940
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
it's not

1941
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
oh yeah I never thought

1942
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
he just doesn't want the blacks there

1943
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
why?

1944
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I guess

1945
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
I mean he tells his own people don't come here

1946
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I guess yeah

1947
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
you know what I mean like

1948
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
hey listen

1949
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
don't come over guys

1950
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
there's no pussy here

1951
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
and there's like nine girls

1952
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
yeah yeah

1953
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
and there's no coke either

1954
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
and just don't come it's dangerous

1955
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
yeah yeah

1956
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
you might get bit by a snake

1957
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
all the black people are like

1958
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
oh fuck that

1959
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
yeah there's snakes

1960
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
oh fuck

1961
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
there's snakes

1962
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
there's alligators

1963
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
magic and snakes

1964
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
that's the truth

1965
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
I don't know man

1966
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
everybody tastes with the snake

1967
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
the guy comes up to the front

1968
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
the baby's the snake

1969
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
oh lord

1970
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
lordy lordy lordy

1971
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
all my love

1972
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
they kept going

1973
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
all my love they were doing it

1974
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
snake was long gone

1975
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
they're still

1976
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
oh lordy lord

1977
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
where was this

1978
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
we were the taste of Chicago

1979
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
and it was packed

1980
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
you know

1981
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
some guy

1982
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
getting through the crowd

1983
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
was going through the crowd

1984
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
with the bull constrictor

1985
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I turned

1986
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I turned a marathon

1987
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
that asshole does that dude

1988
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I know I turned a marathon

1989
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I said that snake will be dead

1990
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
by the end of the night

1991
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
you want to know what's worse than

1992
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Satan's snake guy

1993
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
yeah

1994
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I'm telling you right now

1995
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
who the fuck carries a snake

1996
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
through a crowd

1997
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
well

1998
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Satan was your bird

1999
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
snake guy

2000
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
he parted the fucking seas

2001
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
man

2002
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
yeah cause he's snake guy

2003
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
yeah he's parted on earth

2004
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
to the

2005
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
on the

2006
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
on the on earth

2007
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
snake guy

2008
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
there we go

2009
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
there we go

2010
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
we have found something

2011
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
about satan snake guy

2012
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
it was hilarious

2013
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
it was hilarious

2014
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
like NASA

2015
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
not a space association

2016
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
actually

2017
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I'm gonna throw my water bottle

2018
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
at you

2019
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Nazi American Science Association

2020
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
everyone just moved

2021
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
right out of his way

2022
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
literally he's right

2023
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
yeah cause the guy had a fucking snake

2024
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
yeah

2025
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
it's like holding a gun

2026
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
pretty much

2027
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
you know

2028
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I got the fuck out of his way

2029
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
look at my fucking snake

2030
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
like what the fuck dude

2031
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
this is downtown Chicago

2032
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
there's like a million people there

2033
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
you know

2034
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
we're not in the jungle

2035
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
it was crazy

2036
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
it was crazy

2037
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
you know I'm gonna tell you

2038
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
the last time we went to fucking

2039
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
the taste of Chicago

2040
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
man I was walking through a crowd

2041
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
and the guy in the wife beat

2042
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
her a big fat guy

2043
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
uh huh

2044
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
and we were so tight

2045
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
that the guy like lifted it

2046
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
and he was like

2047
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
he was like

2048
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
he was like

2049
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
he was like

2050
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
he was like

2051
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
the guy like lifted his arm up

2052
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
cause he was taller than me

2053
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
and he was like

2054
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
and literally was like

2055
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
uh what's that movie

2056
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
along came Polly or whatever

2057
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
the guy brushes up against

2058
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
his fat sweaty titty

2059
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
oh fuck man

2060
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I'm going to go like a day time

2061
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
dude

2062
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
what's that

2063
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
this was during the day time

2064
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
oh really

2065
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
yeah

2066
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
I don't really

2067
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
I don't really get out there

2068
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
you have to go during the day time

2069
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
cause once it hits night

2070
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
I don't know

2071
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
it's ever gonna crack

2072
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
get the fuck out of dodge

2073
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
yeah

2074
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
you know what I mean

2075
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
the plan works are going on

2076
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
there's two

2077
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
you really want to know who's the band that night

2078
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
and it kind of depends on the

2079
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I'm actually proud

2080
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
the band breathes in

2081
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
it's fucking Jesus was playing

2082
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
downtown during the day

2083
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
we're still dangerous

2084
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I would not go

2085
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
yeah it's still packed with two wee people

2086
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
it's disgusting

2087
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
dude I had a

2088
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
they change for

2089
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
some fucking

2090
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
what do they call it

2091
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
the things they have

2092
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
their hair all the way

2093
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
the guy

2094
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
dreadlocks

2095
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
corn dog

2096
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
dreadlock

2097
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
they're all my fucking corn dog

2098
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
wait a second

2099
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
whoa

2100
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
wait a second

2101
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
whoa whoa

2102
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
slow down

2103
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
what did you just say

2104
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
a corn row

2105
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
got wrapped around your corn dog

2106
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
that is the name of the episode

2107
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
and the guy's got the fucking

2108
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
and second

2109
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
wait a minute

2110
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
the dreadlocks

2111
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
was dreadlock

2112
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
why do you

2113
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
was it a girl or a guy

2114
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
some guy

2115
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
some girl

2116
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
some girl

2117
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
some girl

2118
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
slow down

2119
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
okay

2120
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
okay

2121
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
so it was a guy's dreadlock

2122
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
wrapped around your corn dog

2123
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
in your hand

2124
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
and it was probably all

2125
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
it was a guy wearing a

2126
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
wife beater

2127
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I was sweating

2128
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
wasn't it sweaty

2129
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
yeah it was hot night

2130
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
hot

2131
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
you know it was in a sweaty

2132
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
corn row

2133
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
actually those were dreadlocks

2134
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
dreadlocks

2135
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
dreadlocks

2136
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
dreadlocks

2137
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
and sure

2138
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
and I got this corn dog

2139
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
and the guy's shaking his head

2140
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
and sure enough

2141
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
here comes his red

2142
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
the fucking thing wraps around

2143
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
your dog

2144
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
right around the fucking

2145
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
the fucking

2146
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
did he pull it like

2147
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
the fucking

2148
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
you're starting to lawn mower

2149
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
no you took it out of my hand

2150
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I kind of fought to get it back

2151
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
but I said well fuck it

2152
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
I just let it go

2153
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
what do you mean wait

2154
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I go ahead

2155
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
no you

2156
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
he was pulling out of my hand

2157
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
the dreadlock

2158
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
the wrap around there was

2159
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
coming out of my hand

2160
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
and I tried to get it

2161
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
well I'm not going to eat it now

2162
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
I just let it go

2163
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
you know you should have let it

2164
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
no you should have let it

2165
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
you should have not pulled it

2166
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
and let it be part of his hair

2167
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
on him

2168
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
well that's why

2169
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
he has some birds living in there

2170
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
right

2171
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
and then he got it

2172
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
it knocks out of my hand

2173
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000
yeah it ripped

2174
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
right out of my hand

2175
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I had it fucking sick

2176
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
so I never went to a crowded thing

2177
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
and I went there getting a crowd

2178
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
I always went like in the morning

2179
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
when they first opened

2180
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
then leave

2181
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
I never go to a crowd

2182
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
what band was playing

2183
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
it wasn't the main thing

2184
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
it was like some guy in a reggae stage

2185
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
or there was a reggae guy playing

2186
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
on some stage

2187
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
oh first of all

2188
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
I don't fault this guy with the dreadlocks

2189
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
he was at the reggae stage

2190
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
why are you in a corn dog

2191
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
at the reggae stage

2192
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
that's what I mean

2193
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
you have corn up was right there

2194
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
dude you're making white people

2195
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
look really bad right now

2196
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
that's what I mean about

2197
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
make sure you know who the entertainer is

2198
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
when you go

2199
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
you couldn't tell

2200
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
when you walked up that they were playing reggae

2201
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
yeah I was like what kind of guy was there

2202
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
what are you doing

2203
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
did you get robbed on the way out

2204
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
hey I want to ask you

2205
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
were you sticking out like a sort bomb

2206
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
not really

2207
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
what do you think I'm getting at

2208
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
at least

2209
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
I wasn't that seriously noticeable

2210
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
but yeah

2211
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
cause you were not now eating a corn dog

2212
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
no this was a million years ago man

2213
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
yeah it wasn't a million years ago

2214
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
it doesn't make any sense

2215
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
well let's see

2216
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
you're having a really tasty Chicago no while

2217
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
and he was wired on coke at that time

2218
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
yeah exactly

2219
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
no not at all

2220
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
you're just like in a corn dog

2221
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
no

2222
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
you're living at Tom's house

2223
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
you lived at Tom's house

2224
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
he lived at Tom's house okay

2225
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
that was a long long time ago

2226
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
15 years

2227
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
no dude you're talking like now

2228
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
30 something

2229
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
that's about all the memories I have

2230
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
I don't really have much after that

2231
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
before you got so many heavy drugs

2232
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
right pretty much yeah

2233
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
back then we did cocaine

2234
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
we sniffed it once in a while

2235
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
we go crazy but

2236
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Mark wasn't a full blown dirtbag

2237
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
he blocked out all his memories before that

2238
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
no I spent like 20 years

2239
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
and then wait and then

2240
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
you blocked out

2241
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
did you even meet Epstein and forth

2242
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
he blocked out

2243
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I wanted to go to the Virgin Islands

2244
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
he blocked out 19

2245
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
whatever islands

2246
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
you know the islands whatever islands are called

2247
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I'd like your makeup but I'll go to any tropical police

2248
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
he also blocked out

2249
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
1971 summer camp

2250
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
huh?

2251
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
71 summer camp

2252
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
what happened in 71 summer camp

2253
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
nothing happened in camp

2254
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
you just want to talk about it

2255
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I wanted to talk about it

2256
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
not what happened I know of

2257
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
not happening to me anyways

2258
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
you know of me here smell my flower

2259
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
what happened to you

2260
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
what happened to you

2261
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
the camp was a good time

2262
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
you're like how'd they get this fudgy wudgy

2263
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
why is my butt hurt

2264
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
we went to summer camps

2265
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
nice summer camp

2266
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
of course you did that

2267
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
that's why I'm saying you don't remember that one year

2268
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
because you blacked it out

2269
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
it was so bad

2270
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
oh god no no

2271
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
no that's alright man

2272
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
you can tell us the other four

2273
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
you remember that one

2274
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
no surprisingly it was with the YMCA so I'm you know

2275
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
oh man

2276
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
we were fine

2277
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
that wasn't a one year song about that

2278
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
after school we'd have to walk over there

2279
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
wait for a mountain picture from work

2280
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
so we'd go in this YMCA

2281
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
and hang out

2282
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
they had a game room

2283
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
they had a pool actually

2284
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
you didn't get to sleep over

2285
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
no no

2286
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000
it was a swing pool

2287
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
I mean you're really fucking towing the line

2288
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
if you sleep over at the Y

2289
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
no no

2290
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
they made a song with Fanooks about it

2291
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Fanooks kidding

2292
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000
I heard it

2293
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
I'm just saying you really want to sleep at the Y

2294
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
this was a

2295
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
eat at the Y

2296
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
they had a pool

2297
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
yeah that's even worse

2298
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
pool tables

2299
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
that's code right there

2300
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
yeah totally

2301
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
what was that in for

2302
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
it was fun it was nice

2303
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
it was an Elgin right by

2304
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
you live in there

2305
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Lord's Park

2306
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
you're Lord's Park is

2307
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
what's that

2308
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000
yeah yeah

2309
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
it was right by there

2310
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
kind of by the school

2311
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
I like they had the W

2312
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
A M Y C A

2313
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
there was one of those two

2314
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
but we went

2315
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
it was right there

2316
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
we had to wait for them out to pick us up

2317
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
so we'd go there and hang out

2318
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
for a couple of hours

2319
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
and it was fun

2320
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
they had games and shit to do

2321
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
you could swim if you wanted to

2322
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
we stopped swimming after a while

2323
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
after the fucking lifeguard tried to drown you

2324
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
we got tired of swimming all the time

2325
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
so we started just hanging in the

2326
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
wrecker room and playing pool

2327
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
needles is a fruit

2328
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
I'm not a fruited one man

2329
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
we already talked about this

2330
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
if I could be gay I would totally be gay

2331
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
we learned to play dice

2332
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
the guy tried to play dice

2333
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
man this was like a real good place

2334
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
what was that mean

2335
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
we went and they go swimming

2336
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
in the end and played dice

2337
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
either the warriors hung out here

2338
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
or the guys

2339
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
and then I showed them

2340
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000
then I learned how to

2341
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
you plug up the change

2342
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
you see the candy wrappers

2343
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
you learned how to unplug the toilet

2344
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000
you put a candy wrapper up

2345
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
they called it

2346
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
oh yeah you plug up the phone

2347
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
and you get your money for your candy

2348
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
from that

2349
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
we would do that with my little brother

2350
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
that's why

2351
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
in the old phones man

2352
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
they had a thing you'd pull down

2353
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
to get the money out

2354
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
you could fill that and fucking

2355
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
were you talking about payphone

2356
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
yeah just like you did

2357
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
I was actually pretty bad at that place

2358
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
and I was like probably

2359
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
so you learned how to play dice

2360
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
did they let you smoke

2361
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
no

2362
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
no

2363
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
not yet

2364
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
once they got a little old

2365
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
no no

2366
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
before I could have

2367
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
I'm sure if we had a cigarette

2368
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
they said you can't smoke until you're 10

2369
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
yeah

2370
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
if I had smoked he probably wouldn't let me

2371
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
no one would watch us or anything

2372
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000
sure I'm sure there was no supervision whatsoever

2373
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
because you guys weren't getting molested

2374
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
well they don't know

2375
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
he doesn't remember

2376
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
no we weren't getting molested

2377
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
we were not getting molested

2378
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
he was like hey

2379
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
why does this cool aid taste funny

2380
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
no no no

2381
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
and then mommy I slept the whole time

2382
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
right right right

2383
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
for some reason I was really tired

2384
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I was waking up go home tired

2385
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
sleeping in the car

2386
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
no no no like that it was fun

2387
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
very nice

2388
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I liked it actually it was fun

2389
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
you liked what

2390
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
going to the wine

2391
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
oh no

2392
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
so stupid

2393
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
I apologize for that

2394
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
well I'm sorry

2395
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
I was talking about me

2396
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
I was talking about me

2397
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I mean I was going to say it was molested

2398
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
get the fuck out of here man

2399
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I know no

2400
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
okay

2401
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
that was just okay

2402
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
why would you say it

2403
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
honestly

2404
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
because it's funny

2405
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
that shit

2406
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
oh it's not

2407
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
yeah it makes us both laugh

2408
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
that's who we're going to get

2409
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
one Donnie

2410
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
shut up

2411
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Donnie I don't know if we're getting shut down

2412
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
why don't we just think it out

2413
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
welcome to the mall

2414
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
okay let me put this on

2415
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
why am I going to be the one that got molested

2416
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000
fuck you

2417
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,000
you were molested

2418
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
oh

2419
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
are you not just throwing that on me

2420
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
seriously

2421
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
think about it folks

2422
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
he was a molested one

2423
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
I'm saying everyone's molested

2424
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
seriously now

2425
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
you really think

2426
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
I don't think that's going to feral out with the listeners

2427
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
well you know

2428
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
I got to tell you

2429
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
if it wasn't for like some older chicks molesting me

2430
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
when I was young

2431
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I am grateful

2432
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
allegedly dude

2433
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
come on man

2434
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
allegedly

2435
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
I was fucking glad

2436
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
and I'm really kind of jealous of these kids today

2437
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,000
they get to fuck their hot looking teacher

2438
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
yeah how about that shit

2439
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
you see that man

2440
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
yeah yeah

2441
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
isn't that great

2442
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
it's fucking happens a lot man

2443
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000
it happens a lot more lately than it ever has

2444
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
I'm going to tell you right

2445
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
the biggest thing is not even that

2446
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
usually it's the guy teacher getting in trouble

2447
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
fucking girls

2448
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
nowadays it's a hot looking chick

2449
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
right and that's why I'm so bad

2450
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
I don't think it's that terrible

2451
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
me either like I said

2452
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,000
if it wasn't for the guy with the young girl it's bad

2453
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
underage

2454
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
yeah but if it's a chick with the young beauty

2455
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
totally legal

2456
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
totally

2457
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
this is too young this kind of strange

2458
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
I want to wear a lary fan

2459
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
too young this kind of strange or whatever

2460
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
news and opinions expressed throughout the scene

2461
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
well it's a woman and a younger man

2462
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
and it doesn't matter

2463
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
forget though if he's legal age

2464
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
well no here's the thing

2465
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
legal we're talking legal

2466
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
he's going to want to fucking do it

2467
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
in what country though

2468
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
yes so definitely

2469
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
and he's not going to be wounded emotionally

2470
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
right

2471
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
like a girl will

2472
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
he's going to be fucking blamed

2473
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
he's going to be telling his friends

2474
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
why am I wrong

2475
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
man I got to fuck the teacher

2476
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
what's that he's right about

2477
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
well that's the teacher

2478
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I don't know what he's upset about

2479
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I'm happy he's a clam

2480
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
no he just said something

2481
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
he tells his friends

2482
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
or black girls

2483
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
and then they tell their friends

2484
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
well yeah yeah yeah

2485
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
it's around

2486
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,000
unless they trade nudes and snapchats

2487
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
and then he shares them

2488
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
well now you're talking

2489
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
you know that's catching a giant scandal

2490
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
I'm talking fucking I got a kid

2491
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
you know what I mean

2492
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
like there's shit like

2493
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
you don't understand

2494
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
well you're afraid your son's going to do it

2495
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
I mean listen you do understand this a lot

2496
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
dude Mike it might be the best thing for him

2497
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
maybe we'll marry this teacher

2498
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
and you know

2499
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
oh my god what are you nuts

2500
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
well come on

2501
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
we have a nice relationship

2502
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
oh no

2503
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
what the fuck are you done

2504
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
well she's a shit

2505
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I love it

2506
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
why not

2507
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
a nice relationship

2508
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
yeah

2509
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
with the child

2510
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
okay I mean

2511
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
the child grows up more

2512
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
finishes school the teacher's

2513
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
no he's supposed to fucking

2514
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
I mean

2515
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
he goes to like spend the summer with her

2516
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
and then bouts audio

2517
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
still has soccer dance too

2518
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
but he's got soccer camp too

2519
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
well she teaches

2520
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
teacher do you drive me to soccer

2521
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
yeah she's off

2522
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
she's not working

2523
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Riley's not going

2524
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
having any frizzes

2525
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
his teacher's now man

2526
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
amazing

2527
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
you gotta fucking

2528
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
a babysitter you don't have to pay

2529
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
all that

2530
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
right that too that right

2531
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
and the kids getting educated

2532
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
all summer

2533
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
three babysitting

2534
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
everything you can imagine

2535
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
with that situation

2536
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
go to your teacher's house

2537
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
please take him teacher

2538
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
take him

2539
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
yeah sure just use him

2540
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
I mean these childs

2541
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
actually I did have dates with my teacher

2542
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
I used to take in

2543
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
yeah but they were trying to teach you

2544
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
you know the girl teacher

2545
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
used to go out with her

2546
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
okay

2547
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
how old were you

2548
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
um

2549
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I can't even

2550
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000
I still live in stream

2551
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
we went to elegant school

2552
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
so around the YMCA time

2553
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
and yes

2554
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
if he was good for four days in a row

2555
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
she took him to McDonald's

2556
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
kind of like that

2557
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000
right now I was like a

2558
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
um

2559
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
a tutoring situation

2560
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
of course it was

2561
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
right and I would go

2562
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
I knew you didn't actually have a fucking date

2563
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
with your teacher

2564
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
sure as a teacher

2565
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
from the school

2566
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
it was a teacher at the school

2567
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
but we'd go after school

2568
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
and I would have to teach with her

2569
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000
learn something from her

2570
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
then we would go to the rainbow ice cream shop

2571
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
and have ice cream and stuff

2572
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
she'd be on the time

2573
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
wait a second so she would take you from school

2574
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
yeah all the time

2575
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
we had a great time

2576
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
I liked her a lot

2577
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
we had a kid

2578
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
she was a younger girl

2579
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000
okay how old were you

2580
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
she was a younger teacher

2581
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
and how old were you

2582
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
much younger

2583
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
she wasn't like an old lady teacher

2584
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
like I had

2585
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
she was younger

2586
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
how old were you

2587
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
I was suppose before

2588
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
I came to here

2589
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
this fucking guy doesn't know

2590
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000
he doesn't fucking understand timelines

2591
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
I mean

2592
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
I don't know

2593
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I'm like I forget how old I am

2594
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
I was

2595
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
let's see

2596
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
was it high school last year

2597
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
no it wasn't high school

2598
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
I was much younger

2599
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
dating my teacher

2600
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
when I was in maybe fifth grade

2601
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
fourth or fifth grade

2602
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
wait a second

2603
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
yeah yeah I went on dates with my teacher

2604
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
okay wait

2605
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
okay now I was in

2606
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
I went to the ice cream shop

2607
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
on Barrington Road

2608
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
in Streamwood

2609
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
me and Mrs. I can't remember her name

2610
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
he could say that

2611
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
it doesn't fucking matter

2612
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
yeah she's probably not even there anymore

2613
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
um

2614
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
we don't live there

2615
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
in Streamwood

2616
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
who cares if you fucking named her

2617
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
we would go there

2618
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
you're too paranoid

2619
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,000
hey let me tell you

2620
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
alright so let's fucking

2621
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
I actually did

2622
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I really wanted to get closer

2623
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
there was a kid when I was in third grade

2624
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
seriously you already how much I like girls

2625
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
then

2626
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
okay now listen

2627
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
listen there was a kid when I was in third grade

2628
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
I'm fucking so lost right now

2629
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
listen you motherfucker

2630
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
shut it

2631
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
there was this kid Terry Carney

2632
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
he bit me in the arm one time

2633
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
can you say his last name

2634
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
I don't give a fuck

2635
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000
this kid bit me in Drew Blood

2636
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
I almost needed fucking shots

2637
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
he was an asshole

2638
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
he used to drink fucking

2639
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Elmer's glue

2640
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
anyways

2641
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,000
this kid was so fucking wild

2642
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
in class

2643
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
and so crazy

2644
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
that the teacher would give him a gold star

2645
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
if he could be good

2646
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
for an amount of days in a row

2647
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
and then bring him to McDonald's

2648
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
off school grounds in the car

2649
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
to McDonald's

2650
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
it was pretty bogus for everyone else

2651
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
it was good all the time

2652
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000
it was like you cunt

2653
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
why don't you give me some fucking McDonald's

2654
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
no this kid wasn't getting molested

2655
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
he was like a wild fucking animal

2656
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
no shit huh

2657
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
sounds like it

2658
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000
I mean he would be like trying to molest an alligator

2659
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
I'm gonna tell you right now

2660
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
man

2661
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
who the fuck is gonna stop being bad

2662
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
for a gold star

2663
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,000
this kid didn't go to McDonald's very often

2664
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
well I'm just saying

2665
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
he was bad a lot

2666
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
well I mean

2667
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
he went twice when he used to go

2668
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,000
I'm an instantaneous bad guy

2669
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
I want my shit now

2670
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
this kid was insane

2671
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
I'm gonna go amok

2672
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
or you give me a Snickers

2673
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
you know what I mean

2674
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
I won't want one every day

2675
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
you know I make the teacher

2676
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
put the teacher on the arm

2677
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000
but this kid didn't put that much thought into it

2678
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,000
he literally was a fucking wild maniac

2679
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
what happened when they went to McDonald's

2680
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000
him and the teacher

2681
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000
I can't imagine

2682
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
they must have strapped him down

2683
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
with some kind of special straps

2684
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
would the family go with them

2685
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
no

2686
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
it was him and the teacher

2687
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
yeah

2688
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
but how'd they strap him

2689
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I don't know

2690
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
maybe they said if you're not good

2691
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
you're not gonna get the McDonald's at all

2692
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
so you better fucking be cool in the car

2693
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
remember they used to fucking hype up McDonald's

2694
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000
when we were kids man

2695
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
they took us off of the run

2696
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
maybe they like sometimes go get it

2697
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,000
and bring it back for them

2698
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
I don't know what they did exactly

2699
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
I'm not a ball pit

2700
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,000
no I never been to a play place

2701
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
a McDonald's one

2702
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
no

2703
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
remember the fucking Mayor McChese

2704
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
and they used to have like

2705
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
the primary character

2706
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
I never jumped in a ball pit

2707
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,000
you used to jump in a ball pit

2708
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
you were that young

2709
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
you were a ball pitter

2710
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
yeah

2711
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
you were the ball pit kids

2712
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,000
I'm a fucking bite

2713
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000
there wasn't even

2714
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
one of my girlfriends

2715
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
kid a kid that wanted to always go

2716
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000
right when they started building those play places

2717
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
McDonald's, McDonald's

2718
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000
I'd be like shut the fuck up

2719
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
shut this fucking thread up

2720
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
no they just wanted to go to the fucking play place

2721
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
the park

2722
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000
they think it's the fucking park or something

2723
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
they love the nuggets

2724
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
that shit is A

2725
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000
McNuggets

2726
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
there's four

2727
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
no there's five different molds

2728
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
and that shit is a

2729
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
a paste that they injected

2730
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
and that shit is so fucked

2731
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
it's chicken alright

2732
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
it's processed

2733
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
yeah very alright

2734
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
it's just processed beyond process

2735
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
it's the last little bit of the chicken they have

2736
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000
you know beaks and shit

2737
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
they paste right

2738
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
it's like just like yeah

2739
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
alright hey

2740
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
shout out to Ross

2741
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000
shout out to Matthew

2742
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
shout out to

2743
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Lou Ann

2744
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
shout out to Tiffany Wickock

2745
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
shout out to

2746
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Chrissy

2747
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
shout out to Jay

2748
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
and everybody that likes us

2749
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
everybody else that likes us

2750
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
and everybody that's listening

2751
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000
hey you guys are some cool motherfuckers

2752
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,000
no I really feel like a douchebag saying that though

2753
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
what

2754
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
I don't know I feel like we're pandering

2755
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
fuck you I really mean it

2756
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
because the people that listen to this

2757
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
it takes a special motherfucker

2758
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000
it's so hard to take you seriously

2759
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
when you get them fucking

2760
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000
I don't want to eat out

2761
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I really am dude

2762
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
and on the couch sometimes where I pass out

2763
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
no I wouldn't

2764
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
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2765
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
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2766
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,000
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2767
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
uh Yahoo

2768
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
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2769
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
the uh yeah what man whatever

2770
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000
it's the Larry and Needle show

2771
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
and yeah

2772
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
oh no Larry and Needle show

2773
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000
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2774
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
something like that

2775
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
this is gold

2776
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
yeah

2777
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
alright we all love you

2778
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
thank you

2779
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
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2780
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
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2781
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
I'm sure

2782
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
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