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I'm sure you've seen those license plates around the lot.
I wouldn't know what the fuck a Freemason looks like.
You never even seen a Freemason similar to that.
You didn't even want the triangle and the G in the middle?
Yeah.
Okay, here we are. Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I am Needles.
And we got Mark with us today again.
Woo, happy Memorial Day to all you veterans.
Yeah.
I know it's a holiday for people that are not with us or for veterans that are not with us anymore.
And ones that are.
Well, but I mean Memorial Day is when you memorialize, memorialize, memorialize.
Yes.
And not the Grateful Dead.
No, not the Grateful Dead.
We were watching that thing on the Korean War.
Fucking crazy, man.
Yeah, that was good.
Hey, you're fucking guys gonna have a heater in here?
We don't smoke in here?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What the fuck, dude?
Can I have a heater?
No, we don't smoke in this room.
Well, I mean, give me a hit off of that piece of shit.
I'm still on the news.
Yeah, we were watching this thing on the fucking Korean War.
And it is astounding how MacArthur fucking just was so headstrong and thought that the
craziest thing is they drew the 38th parallel and they just literally spit it North Korea,
South Korea.
Yeah.
Which, I mean.
The guy, they just drew a line blindly, like, okay, split it here.
God, you made love to this thing.
What have we gotten out of North Korea?
Do you know what I mean?
Do they do any commerce?
We don't do commerce with them.
No, we don't do anything with them.
We have a trading bar going on them, right?
Yeah.
So South Korea, what do they provide us with?
Just a place to get close to North Korea?
No, we trade with South Korea.
I'm just saying, though, we get most of our shit from fucking China.
Yeah.
So, I mean, what does South Korea provide us with?
Just because we don't get shit from them doesn't mean they're not.
No, but I think that it's just a stepping stool to get closer to fucking North Korea.
Which is crazy.
Ever seen the 38th parallel when the guys literally stare at each other and they like march and
shit?
Well.
Dude, how about the defectors?
Sorry, yes.
You remember Doodles, fucking Pat, all the tattoos and stuff.
He was in the army and he spent a lot of time in the demilitarized zone there.
The DMZ?
Yeah, in Korea.
Really?
Yeah, and he said it was fucked up, man.
Doodles of all people.
Yeah, doodles of all people.
In a demilitarized zone.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, actually, though, a guy like that, I mean, why not?
You know?
It's probably the best thing he ever did.
For himself.
I mean, at that point in time, yes, maybe.
Yeah, right.
But really.
But no, but he's ever seen...
Right.
And then, I don't know, I mean, look at the...
He didn't end up too good.
No, I mean, he's in a box now.
Yeah.
I mean, R.I.P. Doodles.
Right.
Is it, you know, his service fault, though?
No, no.
No, not at all.
No, it's America's fault, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
Because Doodles had mental issues and drugs.
Yeah.
But, I mean, have you ever seen the defectors when they tried to get from North Korea to
South Korea and they just fucking blast them?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, imagine living in a place so bad, like the Berlin Wall.
Like, when it separated and...
I'd seen parts of the Berlin Wall.
It was fucking crazy.
I mean, they actually have movies about that when people defected.
And I was standing there at the Brandenburg Gate in, you know, I'm a stoner fucking rock
band guy and my manager says to me, do you realize how many people got shot down right
in this very spot?
And then I was just like, whoa.
Well, it's just like going to Gettysburg or something.
Yeah.
I mean, I think that there's more people that have probably been murdered in Gettysburg
than...or, I mean, up and down in the East Coast.
Oh, yeah.
Gettysburg was a bloody motherfucker, man.
Oh, there's still people that scour those fields.
Like...
They find shit all the time.
Yeah.
Well, we got some interesting stuff, man.
Happy Memorial Day, like we said, man.
Yeah, happy Memorial Day, man.
Everybody gets a day off, they deserve it, man.
Four-day work week.
The veterans, we love you.
You guys are fucking the shit.
We support the shit out of you, man.
Look, without you, fuck, man.
My dad was in the Marines.
I unfortunately didn't serve any branch of the service, but I did my...
They deemed you too crazy.
Drown.
Call me psycho.
Okay, Francis.
Yeah.
So, Anforth is going to talk about some things today, which I think are going to be funny.
So, I will let him go.
The first thing is, is like, man, we don't like to get political.
We don't like to fucking talk about God too much.
But to make light...
No, I said we didn't like that, but to make light of things and to have a good time, that's
all we want to do.
And to rile up Anforth.
So, with that...
Well, yeah, I got riled up.
I did get riled up.
I watched this thing about...
Freemasons.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, get off your phone first of all, I asked, come on, look up for something.
Okay, well, then what about the Freemasons?
Something relative to the situation.
Because I don't know anything about the Freemasons.
But what it is, and really truly is, Michael, it turns out, you know, it's a fraternity within
a fraternity.
It's a secret society.
It's devil worship.
Okay.
It's straight-up devil worship.
And what evidence do you have of this?
Well, it's...
They have initiations and rituals.
That are completely in line with witchcraft.
Okay.
Complete language craft.
And they summon the same demons, the same...
For certain degrees, the regular Freemasons don't really know this.
I mean, they do know it.
If you don't know it, you're not in the know.
You're uninformed.
Right.
You're not in the know.
You haven't even found out what they're about.
It's like working in...
And that happens a lot.
These guys don't know.
They think working in a strip club in the back room, they can do whatever they want.
You're just a bouncer and you don't know that.
And here's the other thing, though.
All of this stuff is written down in all of their books.
And a lot of people are just too fucking lazy.
Even look.
But will you read them?
Well...
I mean, if I was going to be a Freemason, you're damn right.
I'd fuck right here.
Well, why wouldn't you if you weren't a good referee?
I mean, even tell you that.
Because I don't think I have access because you've got to go in their library to get these
books.
The Freemasons have a library?
Yeah.
Every lodge is a Masonic lodge.
Mystery of mysteries is what we're...
How about you give me examples of famous Freemasons?
Jay-Z.
Beyoncé.
Everyone in Hollywood.
All the Beatles.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Every single one of them.
And you know this.
Allegedly they all are.
Okay, so now you're just throwing out fictitious facts.
No, it's all you do.
No, no, there's no such thing as that.
And no, okay, so you see these guys at a Freemasons event.
You've seen their license plates.
Jay-Z with the picture on them?
There's pictures of them in the Masonic lodges, yes.
Yes, okay.
Masonics are right in their garbage.
It's better than Scientology.
Remember MTV or anything?
The next thing you saw was Masonic Temple.
What do you think is where Scientology or fucking Freemasons?
Freemasons run it all.
They run it all.
No, they don't.
Come on.
Elron Hubbard.
No, they run it all.
They are there.
It's half of the pyramid.
They run it all.
Every single one of these things comes from Freemasonry.
Okay, but how about this first?
What about like groups like Skull and Bones?
Yep, that's a part of it.
That's all part of it.
So all part of it.
They run it all.
The nice thing about it is one of the Freemasons.
What else?
Imagine being the secretary for the Freemasons.
You got a lot of shit going on there.
I mean, you got phone calls coming in.
But like I said before, okay, so you guys are all about, oh, Jesus and God and this
and that, and then you're like the Catholic Church and okay, so what's worse, the Catholic
Church of Freemasons?
The Catholic Church of Freemasons.
They put their hand in hand.
Yeah.
The Freemasons are at the top of it all.
Freemasons take it literally in their organization that their laws are above the laws of the
land.
They can kill their member of their lads for breaking one of their laws.
Sounds like the Hell's Angel.
It's written in their code and they literally have right and there are presidents and kind
of leaders of nations that are in this group as well and they follow this doctrine.
They follow this thing.
Damn, God, does that sound so taxing, Larry, doesn't it?
Yeah, they hear about these murders.
This guy was hung to death and his HAL member rockstar hung, overdosed suicide and all this
shit.
It's all because they did something wrong to the Freemasons.
Where did they get the time to do all this?
The Cates Bate and stuff.
They got time.
Believe me, they got time.
They got a post-mortem lady, Mike.
The first lady, yeah.
What was that important?
I guarantee you, I bet you anything, they're a religious group.
No doubt.
Their guide says they're religious.
You're just a girl.
I guarantee their tax exempt.
They're probably tax exempt to get tons of federal money, too.
Okay.
Guarantee it.
And what's so-
Okay, you know, Washington is designed like the Freemasons Square or anything?
Yeah.
Okay, so is Australia.
No shit.
What do you mean?
The city of Australia designed the same way.
What city of Australia?
The capital city.
The Perth or what is that?
Auckland?
No, that's New Zealand.
No, no, that's New Zealand.
I forgot today.
What the fuck is the capital of the fucking...
You've got a pyramid on top of your...
You've got a building in a little pyramid.
Sydney.
Sydney, Australia.
I don't think Sydney's the capital, no.
It's another place.
Shout out to our friends in Australia.
Yeah, man.
Australia down the river.
It's wrong.
They're over there.
Okay.
Like, follow, subscribe.
Okay, okay.
These initiations.
At Larian Needles and Twitter.
Yeah.
These initiations and...
At the Larian Needles Show, Yahoo.com.
Oh, they involve, as you get up to these degrees, they involve body parts.
What do you mean?
Human body parts.
For what?
For initiations.
So, like, if I wanted to be silly, I could slap you with somebody's arm?
No, it's not like that.
Not quite.
I say, and for, look, at Telly Samala.
So, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Each initiation gets crazier and crazier as you go up to each level.
As you go to the level.
Yeah.
You know what it is, though.
Just like the Hell's Angels.
Yes, exactly. They're probably part of it.
At one point.
I guarantee that.
I'm a legend.
We do not want beats with the Hell's Angels.
I'll bet you anything.
Hell's Angels leaders are Freemasons.
You're probably right.
I guarantee it.
He's not.
Dude, I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
Dude, the leaders probably are.
I guarantee it.
The head guys, the top guys.
I guarantee he's got Freemasons right now.
The Hell's Angels.
Yeah.
Man, we need to change this subject.
For sure.
I'm a legend.
I know all my sons and daughters.
I'm a legend.
Obviously, it is.
I'm a legend.
Listen, I'm a legend.
Here's the thing.
These guys don't want to get all the way up there and do that
sick shit, you know what I'm saying.
Oh, easily.
Wait a second.
One of these initiations, dude, you have to break six of the ten
commandments.
You have to break the commandments.
You do that every day.
No.
There's six serious commandments they want to.
Yeah, I break.
Okay?
I don't kill.
Okay?
I'll do a cheer you on.
Bass, yeah, so.
They're not a black and a half.
It'd be great if they played like
beer pong with the head.
Yeah, they're doing sick shit.
I've been in the gym.
In the mouth.
Or you can do irimesio,
you know what that is.
It's sick, sick shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, but then.
If they asked you to join,
would you?
They run every funeral home.
They run hospitals.
They run farfetched now.
No.
Where do you think they get the body parts from?
So you're gonna tell me on the south side,
these African American people.
The really west side is fucking a free mason
that owns the funeral home.
Yes, sir.
Man, you guys.
For sure.
Yeah, I'll go for a boy.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it, man.
I think so.
And then what are they doing with the bodies?
What are they doing with them?
What are they doing?
Maybe it's gonna be a closed casket
so they can get the head from the place.
I'm sure there's plenty of ways.
You know what I mean?
There's nothing better than.
If you're on a funeral home,
there's plenty of ways to get a fucking head.
I'm sure of it.
I mean, please.
I mean,
I think you're going to the fucking source.
They are dropping.
You've got access to plenty of heads
and you're a free mason.
You're in a group.
You cannot tell.
You can play the drums.
This is a symbol.
This is one of the symbols.
How many guys you see in pictures?
It's one of the symbols you cannot tell.
Sure.
It's a secret.
You're kidding me.
No, that's one of the things.
Another one of the symbols.
You're gonna tell me.
You're one of the ones coming.
Yes, yes.
Another one of their symbols is the hidden hand.
They put their hand in there.
Napoleon.
Like Napoleon.
Exactly.
A free mason.
Napoleon was a free mason.
No.
He was all enough to be a free mason.
It started in Europe.
You had no height requirement.
I think that's what's electrifying them.
It started in Europe.
And it's a way of weeding out
to see how sick you are really.
Yeah.
Oh man.
And then they get these people.
So you do great.
They get the political power.
And they have something on them.
And now they have to do what they say
or they'll chop them up in little pieces and shit.
Another one.
They're running the world.
Another one of the group.
Who?
This secular free mason.
Free mason.
Man.
I mean.
The entire thing is a lot to take in.
Look, they have a secret handshake.
They have a secret handshake.
What is it?
It's a hand on top of a hand.
You'll have a real handshake.
Shake a hand like a real, alive person.
I'm not shaking a hand.
I mean, rub your foot.
This is how the secret handshake goes.
It's a hand on top of a hand.
Have you ever seen any politician ever
give any one of those guys a real handshake?
Ever.
Look on the television.
I don't pay attention to that.
Pay attention to that sometime.
Open your fucking eyes.
Because no one ever has.
I don't watch TV.
I've seen it.
Years ago, I said, I want to see one of these guys make a real handshake.
Years ago, I said that.
Well, they're going to make a real handshake.
Where are they going?
It's just dumb on me.
They don't.
It never happens.
Come on.
Hey, no.
When we were kids, we would say.
It's always one of these bullshit little gave handshakes.
We used to have a little fucking gang shake handshake.
Every time.
Yes, yes, yes.
The grip.
Now we don't do it.
The grip took over nuts.
Like the monkeys.
And the girl has come up and feel each other's balls.
Feel them from behind.
You know, and these guys also have the same thing.
And it's a dead giveaway because you can see them from a mile away doing it.
There was even a picture of fucking Trump doing it.
Yes, sir.
Trump.
Yep.
Listen, man.
I really think you guys are going out on the limb here.
No, Mike.
We're not on the limb.
This is how they did it.
We finally figured it out.
You finally figured it out.
Let me tell you.
This is it.
This is the real.
You're going to tell me that a guy who's done research for 20 minutes this week on the
Free Nation.
No, this is not 20 minutes.
He's figured it out.
No, this is 20 minutes.
They've been doing this for years and years and years.
Charles Darwin.
Why don't you join the Free Nation?
The Free Nation.
Have you ever?
No.
Why would I want to join the Dallas Army Nation?
That's our next thing.
And fourth joins the Free Nation.
And we'll give him a little bow tie with a camera on it so we can see what's going on
in there.
Hey, what are the children?
Hey, here's another thing.
I'm here for the sacrifice.
They're checkerboard tile in their floor, in their rooms.
I like that.
That means, yeah, well, it represents confusion and good and bad.
Meaning you could do whatever you want.
The ying and the yang.
Right.
Kind of.
Put more on a twisted level.
So when you walk into a checkerboard room, you can do whatever you want.
Wow.
No, no, no.
Well, that's what you're saying.
Well, that's why it represents that to them.
Okay, so when I walk into a checkerboard room at the Scottish Rite, I can do whatever I
want.
Yes, go ahead.
I want you to whip off.
You think I can fit my dick in my ass?
You think I can fit it in there?
They're not going to let you in.
It's got my leg up out in the fucking table.
Okay, me and Mary went to the fucking Scottish Rite to the parking lot.
We're like, let's go to the...
You drove me there too?
I know.
But we were snooping around.
Oh, man.
Allegedly.
And we drove around the back, you know.
I bet you you did.
That's totally...
That's definitely cold.
We were looking around and there was no way out.
So we turned around and we were going out.
So you drove to the back.
All of a sudden, three guys came out of the building and started chasing us on foot, man.
It was wild.
Well, yeah, because you're trespassing.
Yeah, but it's supposedly a fucking...
It's not a public...
It's not a public place?
It's their property.
That's part of the property.
Just like if the Scottish Rite came on your property, you'd be like, get off my property.
That's part of the property.
You have to be remembered.
Well, no, I would ask them questions about freemates and...
But they're not going to tell you.
Yeah, they're here to crack skulls.
So my cousin Jimmy is a freemason.
Okay, shout out Jimmy.
And he'll never listen to this.
I just shouted him out, dude.
I know.
Tell what happened to Jimmy.
He...
I used to live with him and we would smoke fucking coke and shit all the time and fucking...
He was poor and worked his ass off in this machine shop.
And then all of a sudden, I got kicked out of the house because he got serious with his girlfriend.
And then they eventually got married.
So that was that, you know, but...
So he moved on and grew up.
Yeah.
And then he fucking became a freemason.
All of a sudden, man, and then he's the owner of this company.
He fucking now sells the company for like 22 fucking million dollars.
And then he gets some...
Damn.
Definitely shout out Jimmy.
Hook up fucking brother up.
Nah, he ain't even hook him up to fuck her up ever.
Not me at least.
No, you're a violent profane, dude.
I'm violent, vulgar and profane.
He washed his car and he's dried it off with a little girl.
And so, yeah, man, he...
I don't know, man, he joined up and all kinds of shit started happening for him and shit.
And yeah, but to what end, man?
To what he's fucking guy...
Listen, everybody has a price.
They really do.
They don't care what you say.
Everybody has a price.
I don't.
Well, anyway, so it all comes back then to...
You might have a solid constitution,
but 99% of the people in the world don't have a solid constitution at all.
That's true.
But here's the thing, they believe it, and they do this shit,
and they, you know, do practice witchcraft.
They conjure spirits.
Here's the deal.
Apparently it helps them.
They believe this.
Well, here's the deal, Antwerp.
It's true. Maybe it is true.
So if that's true, you know, the Bible must be true, too.
Oh, okay, wait a second.
Okay, I'm a dirtbag.
Guess what happens when I meet another dirtbag?
Now I have two dirtbags, and then the two dirtbags meet a third dirtbag.
Now we got three dirtbags.
Right.
Now we got a podcast.
Yeah, yeah, they know you.
Right, and then it's dirtbag coffee.
And that's basically, God knows this, we're all dirtbags.
We started out as dirtbags, and we can be better than that, though.
You can be better than that.
Well, I'm just saying, look at it like with Epstein.
This guy...
A Freemason.
Okay.
But this guy found...
He found kindred spirits, just like him.
Yeah, Bill Clinton won that.
You know what I mean?
Like, when you keep your proclivities in the dark, you know?
Mick Jagger was on that list allegedly.
Oh, Aerosmith.
All of them Freemasons.
Listen.
And our loads play to files.
Every one of them, Mike.
That's what it all came from.
We're never gonna know.
You can speculate all you want.
Dude, I saw the book.
You hit the house when I was younger, years ago.
Yeah, I used to have it.
No solid proof.
No, we read the book, it says right in the book.
You saw the course in the scene, did you?
The purpose of Freemasonry.
It says right in the Bible.
It says, higher force is Lucifer, the darker light.
The darkest light.
All this shit about Lucifer.
You don't think that's made up?
No, it's not made up.
The Bible's a book.
Dude, this is not the Bible we're talking about.
This is the Freemason book.
Okay, so it's about Freemasonry.
All right.
The guys, after 33rd degree of Freemasonry, then it gets into the sublime levels, they
call it.
Nice.
And this guy's Santoria.
They do brag about Santoria.
I know, that's why I said that.
The guy said every single thing they did, potion, spell, whatever it was, after 33rd
degree, worked.
Yes.
We're talking about conjuring spirits.
Nice.
That's pretty cool.
I've always wanted to conjure a spirit.
I wanted to make it do my bidding.
Jesus, please Lord, forgive this asshole.
I don't know what he's saying.
I'm like, I can just use sick ass tricks at this and mic.
I'm like doing backflips and shit.
My ghost, my spirit's helping me.
I'm part of my self-freedom.
Can you get raped by a spirit?
Yeah, you're going to get sodomized in hell by Tony.
You're getting raped by a spirit?
It might be fun.
You're having a great time now, buddy.
You're having a great time now.
Just wait, wait, wait till darkness comes over you.
The darkness comes across the land.
And yeah, you're going to have a lot of constant...
I wonder if you were Freemason...
But you had the constant torture soul.
If you were Freemason right now, with your case coming up, you'd have...
You wouldn't have a case.
You wouldn't go to jail.
You'd look at the judge.
You'd give him a little signal and he would let you go.
It's written in their law book.
It's written in their book, Mike.
If another member of the Masons gives the judge a sign, who's a Mason?
He must let you go.
Yes, sir.
By penalty of death.
Yes.
Come on.
No.
I'm not kidding.
You fucking sat brains.
No.
I'm not kidding.
I've seen it.
Dude, I've seen it on my eyes.
Believe me, I worked in the restaurant right by the place.
I've seen these guys here before.
The leaders.
Some prison of the town here were in.
The Freemason ring.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
That's a high level too.
That's high.
One of the county's Freemasons ring?
No.
Maybe at a pawn shop.
Maybe off the internet.
My grandfather was a Freemason actually.
My uncle Louis was a Freemason.
Okay.
And how did he do in life?
Well, he was now, listen man, he fucking was like a colonel in the fucking service.
He, you know, he was real successful too, man.
He was a believer in the new age.
And then when he died, man, they all showed up at the fucking funeral.
You know what the funny thing is that you're saying that?
He was big then.
Every single Freemason we're talking about is very fucking successful.
Right.
And it sounds like a life I want to live.
Say you will provide.
Yes, yes.
If devil will provide.
So then what about a junkie?
Sure.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
If you don't, if you don't, if you really wanted to.
How about this?
Every day I fucking needed to get dope.
I didn't have a fucking job.
Somehow I came up with the money every motherfucking day.
I called a junkie luck.
But Satan provides.
Satan will provide.
I called a junkie luck.
Exactly.
That's what he provides for everybody.
Yeah, but.
Even easier than God will.
Yes.
But here's the thing, man.
You give your soul up to it.
When you get into this fucking club, this fucking society that they have, you really, really
start, you're making it even more powerful because you're countering, you're fucking
doing spells, you're fucking, you know, you're crying too.
I don't know.
That'd be awesome.
Elvis did.
Well, I mean, he did it really shittily.
But he was still Freemason.
He was all gacked out of his mind.
Guy died on a toilet.
You think a black belt matters then?
No, not at all.
You got a brown belt.
Fucking Silla.
She was about 13 when he got her.
Man.
Priscilla was fucking hotter.
I was looking in the old Enquirer upstairs, like right when.
Because Larry loves the rags.
Lisa Marie just had died and they got like pictures of Priscilla and Lisa Marie together.
Fucking Lisa Marie.
She was cute for sure, but not as good looking as Priscilla.
Her mom was still hot.
No, not at all.
Yeah, because she was the OG.
She was mixed with Elvis too, you know.
Fuck man.
And her kids were really fucking cute, but I think the one is like a TV star now.
One of her sons killed herself.
Yeah.
Well, you're like this one, Mike.
Very sad.
I'll jump right through it.
The Beheadings.
Yeah.
Beheadings.
Man, I would love to make a guillotine.
A guillotine.
They have a guillotine.
Chanel has made the designer guillotine.
Chanel?
Yeah, the classic.
How much is a Chanel guillotine?
Quite a bit of money.
How much do you think?
What do you think cost more?
It is a smart guillotine.
Because I know guillotine.
You're not going to buy one.
They're going to use one.
That's amazing.
Kick ass, dude.
He's one of the new age.
He might get away with it.
All you got to do is believe in Christ and cut your head off.
What do you think is more?
Versace or no, what was the one we were looking at?
Versace guillotine.
Oh, the gucci gucci.
A gucci or a fucking Versace guillotine or what was the other one?
Who made it?
Chanel.
What do you think cost more?
Probably the Chanel.
I don't know.
Maybe they...
I want kind of rhinestones on mine, like pink ones, you know, like bedazzled, the guillotine.
They're going to be red when the sun hits it.
They're going to be red when they're done.
You're not going to be beheaded.
You're fine.
Don't worry about it.
But yeah.
They'd probably cut my wing off.
That'd be the worst thing.
I don't mind.
Fuck my head.
You're only fine with your doubts about Jesus.
Imagine if they put your wiener through the guillotine and they just pulled on it and chopped it off.
You know, when your wiener is deformed, as long as you can be happy, you don't care.
Deformed my wing, I don't give a shit.
Damn, are you in my head, Anforth?
Yeah.
Well, no, there's these laws.
Which ones?
In Congress.
Okay.
It renews every year.
Which Congress?
I heard about the United States.
Chinese Congress.
I heard about it years ago actually.
I didn't think anything of it.
I thought...
I thought like everyone else thinks that, oh, it's just political, you know, pleasantry.
Right.
Pleasantry.
I remember to sign this law.
President George Bush, Sr.
Okay.
Everyone at the table with him.
Allegedly, fucking.
Orthodox Jewish.
By the way, Barbara Bush was a man.
The Kibbutz, sir.
Jesus Christ, Larry.
Goddamn, man.
All of them.
All of them, by the way, Freemasons, of course.
Every First Lady was a man.
He was a man.
Except for Ivan.
Lady Bird.
Ivan could have been a man.
Huh?
Even Ivanka Trump might have been a man.
She's a smoke show.
I know.
So was Taylor Swift.
She looks more like a man though.
Taylor Swift is a smoke show too, and she's a man.
Oh my God, Larry.
Do you really believe this stuff?
Oh, no, is it love how you mumble out?
My book is, believe it.
Yeah.
I mean, let's just slander everyone and see what you're doing.
I mean, if we get sued by somebody, then we'll get off the ground.
Yeah, we might.
Look, they believe it, dude.
They're caught in the world.
Oh, you know, we're gonna get sued by Ann Ford of the LLC.
Mike, this law is set in place by Jews that didn't believe in Jesus.
They think Jesus was not what he was, you know.
I don't think Jesus was what he was.
So they had government books signed in.
You're right, you're right.
He signed into the law.
Who did?
This law that if you believe in God and Jesus, you are punishable by a beheading.
Dude, what about the fucking um, because it's a law from a crusade.
The crusades.
Come on, man.
Right, exactly.
That was fucking crusades.
That was a Catholic Church, that you know, it's fucking people.
Exactly.
Well, anybody who believed in Christianity.
No, well, anybody who didn't believe in Christianity.
And they took over land.
They were doing it under the guise of that.
They were just fucking...
The Knights Templar?
Yeah, they were the fucking part of the law.
They were all agreeing with you.
They were all bound by Jesus and God.
And then they started, then they got these relics.
That was their common thread.
No, no, no, that's what happened.
Then the nice Templar started to want this power to themselves.
Yeah, like Hitler.
Just like Hitler.
And that's what happened.
And the Church says we're gonna stop this Knights Templar.
But Hitler's looked at...
But anyway, they did their own thing.
But anyways, because if they wanted the power...
Hitler's looked at...
That's what it says in the Knights Templar.
Hitler's looked at so bad.
Hitler, Hitler's looked at so bad.
That's why.
He said the Knights out to get the robbs, so they could have the power.
The Knights kept the power.
Hey, ass clown.
Search went after you.
At least Hitler was a real man.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
We can fucking blame it on him.
Jesus is a fictitious thing.
Mike.
I see the fucking flag, but I don't see the wind.
Mike, Mike.
Again, Hitler is a Freemason.
Oh, my God.
That is the most ass-in-ime thing you've done today.
It's not.
It's real.
And how do you know this?
It is.
We saw it.
You are fucking shit, Monty.
Dude, I see the guy.
I see him.
Hit in the hand.
Huh?
How many people have seen Hitler when he's dead?
Yeah, that's because his fucking appendix is gonna blow.
You don't know what a Freemason is.
How do you know this?
Dude, you can look...
Let's look at it.
I'll try it right now.
I bet you...
Look up.
You look up if Hitler was a Freemason.
But I'm gonna tell you right now, Hitler was a man.
Jesus is not a man.
Oh, my God.
These fucking guys.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you.
Blast you, Miss motherfucker.
Hitler didn't kill nearly as many people as fucking Barack Hussein.
Oh, my God.
Right, right.
Exactly.
Hitler...
You telling me...
Yeah.
That Hitler...
Hitler's body count is less than...
Fuck, man.
...is less than Obama's?
Yeah.
Dude, I mean...
I mean, there was a Freemason, a tool society.
You two fuckers who all hard of re-messing your brain.
...have got no shit for brains.
I mean, it's...
Hitler, the tool society...
You're a tool for society.
No, the tool society was...
Because you believed it's bullshit.
The secret organization...
What secret organization?
In Germany, the tool society.
About a philosophical...
A philosophical society as well.
It's all Satanism.
Hitler was a member of that.
Another division of Freemasonry.
Okay.
The tool society.
But do you understand what I'm saying here?
Okay?
The Crusades were based on some sort of fictitious...
...miss on the conspiracy.
You know what I mean?
Like, Nazism...
And I'm saying Nazi...
I'm not...
Nazi skinheads all that bullshit are the worst thing.
The most horrible thing.
What they did to the people is egregious.
Right.
Okay?
But Hitler...
The motherfucker had a goal and he completed it almost.
You know what I mean?
Like, he put together...
And the Freemasons are gonna finish this goal.
It's called the...
The great work.
Okay.
Yeah, and it was written on those Georgia guide stones.
Yes.
And then some people were lying in people.
Some people were looking at him probably.
And so they...
They've been around forever.
You know what I mean?
I know, but people are starting to catch on.
Do you even know how they got there?
That's the craziest thing.
Somebody just...
They just peered one night.
Right.
Some Freemasonry.
Freemasonry with a lot of money.
Right there in Georgia, that place is where they get the grant.
There's a quarry.
They quarry it there.
They do it right there.
There's carvings.
Okay.
They probably have to do...
Remember what they say on the...
It's so simple to have it done there.
Ancient alien theorists think that there is a fucking power source underneath there.
Yeah.
You can teleport to...
Right.
Whatever the fuck it is.
That's what this ancient religion...
The Satanism, the Freemasons they're into, that's what it's all about.
Yeah, I want a blowjob.
That's what I'm about.
This power of the earth dude.
It's about the power of the earth dude.
Yes.
It really is.
And it's all true.
Would it be weird if we had a...
It was a magnetic power.
Of course there is.
You know, like wouldn't there be?
There probably is.
Let's talk about that blowjob from the alien.
I know, but like I said, do you think it's weird?
You know, did you ever hear the story about this one hot ass alien?
She comes in your room.
Oh yeah, if I'm with her she does.
She's like a blind and she's fucking really good looking and she'll fuck you and everything.
Okay.
And her hair is like...
She's from Mexico.
Clear.
It almost looks like fucking...
She's an alien.
Clear.
You know what I'm saying?
Translucent.
Yeah.
What alien shows are you watching?
A couple of her hair...
A couple of her hair is coming out of this one.
He's like, what if I should have made sure there is?
I never heard this.
I love it.
You guys are turning on each other.
Wait a second.
Just to open your dumb mouth.
I got a good one for you.
He brings in the hair to the fucking scientist guy to examine it and whatnot.
And they said this is not any animal or fucking human.
Yeah.
And so the guy actually fucked an alien.
And she was hotter than fucking an alien.
And he had a hair left over.
There was some hairs left over.
Yeah, you know how like you're fucking around and you know, you go home to your wife or
your girlfriend or something and there's always going to be some telltale sign left over by
the...
Because you went banging an alien.
Yeah.
Your dick's blue.
He got that new ass VD.
Literally blue balls.
But like I said, do you really...I mean, the shit that you're throwing out, this is like
nine podcasts, what he's doing over here.
This guy's like a fucking machine gun of shit right here.
It's real, man.
It's because he's not dumb.
I know it's real.
The Freemasons are meal.
That's the thing I want to say too.
It is real.
We don't know.
You really don't...
I mean, you gotta believe.
I believe, of course I believe.
I believe.
I really do believe.
You believe what?
Jesus Christ and God.
Okay, that's good for you.
Yeah, of course.
You have to.
But what if maybe not?
What if really maybe not?
What is real, Mike?
These laws and these people with the secret handshakes and the idea of eliminating people
and all this new age shit and they are running the world and they have a twisted sense of
it.
That is real.
That is our reality, man.
Like we set up station.
Regardless of what mysticism, spirituality, whatever you want to call it, Bible, God,
Satanism, maybe none of it exists.
Maybe we are.
We come from slime and it doesn't really matter what you frickin' do at all.
Maybe that's the case.
That would just be wonderful.
But it can't be.
How can it possibly be?
Why can't it be?
Because the cells are too...
It's too complex, man.
Yes, it's just too complex.
There's just no way.
Look around you.
How could this just...
Look around me?
I'm gonna tell you right now, we live on a stupid rock.
How could this just happen?
And if you fucking look out the vastness of our fucking solar system, you believe there's
nothing else there but...
There's nothing else there but...
We are a laughing stock of the universe.
That's what we are.
We're like a pawn in Satan.
Huh?
Yes, we are a laughing stock of the universe.
Okay, so you think if a whole universe is Satanism, dude...
You think people on Mars take a Satan?
Yes.
Talk about Satanism.
Yes, all those aliens and everything else, the whole world...
God, God, he made the universe.
And the whole thing with the power of the...
Except for his...
He loved human beings that he made.
There's little human beings that he put together down there and they fucked them in the garden.
So it gave us a way to get out of that with Jesus Christ.
Dude, your mind works at such a simplistic level compared to the other...
And it's my belief.
I think the rest of the universe is all evil.
It's completely evil.
The problem is you think.
We don't pay to be around here.
Except you're around here.
And we're God's last hope.
I'm on proof.
We really...
You don't need to think about it, dude.
It's all desolate.
It's desolate.
Darkness.
They live in darkness.
And the universe is darkness.
What?
It's all darkness.
And any report of anyone from another planet, they live in the planet.
There's some kind of being... There's not a human being living on another planet.
There is none of that.
Some kind of life form.
Right.
There's some kind of life form.
Okay, so that's the spiritual being.
Yeah, a light being.
Something like that.
Okay, and?
Uh-oh.
What's wrong with that?
So you're going to tell me that this light being...
How are you going to...
Believes in Satan?
Yeah.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yes.
That is the most...
Yes.
That's the most life-dark.
That's right, Stark.
And there's no other planets with life like this.
With beautiful green fields and flowers and...
And the whole...
What do you mean like it is?
Then that's why it's like that.
That's why it's the way it is.
When's the last time you looked through a telescope?
It's doing its pitch dark and there's nothing...
Every planet has nothing to do with it, Mike.
How do you know this?
You've seen pictures where you know they show us it's nothingness.
But I mean, when you look through the Hubble telescope, it shows you fucking...
I can say it's this darkness.
They live in...
If there is anyone there, they're living in darkness.
And you don't think the Bible says...
Okay, so you live in darkness.
You're going to tell me that...
Living in darkness...
Advanced life forms can't make light.
So their planet is...
They don't get light.
They don't have lights on their spacecraft.
They don't get light. It's not that they can't make it.
They don't get it. God don't give them light.
What do you mean?
They live in darkness, dude.
There's no more light for them.
But you can make it.
They live in darkness. God is the Prince of Darkness.
What do you mean? They're souls?
Every part of them.
Whatever part of it you want to say it is, they live in darkness.
I don't understand what you mean by dark and space because it's evil.
Do their spacecrafts have lights or are their souls dark?
I'm not talking about electrical lights.
I'm talking about light, Mike. Real light.
I don't understand what they mean.
God's light.
Tell me what they mean.
If God is real, then how the fuck does he let all this shit happen?
Oh, I hope you're joking. God let all this shit happen.
God let all this shit happen.
I mean, how does he let all this happen?
Fear sick. Fear sick.
Fear sick.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing. I hope you're joking.
Here's the thing, though.
What the heck?
God lets it happen because Satan rules the fucking earth, dude.
He's the Lord of this earth right now.
That's what it's all about.
It is crazy that two grown men believe...
No, it's not.
I'm spiritual.
It's not crazy.
I believe in a higher power.
There is something bigger than me.
But it is crazy that two grown men...
Mike, it's Jesus.
And there's something bigger than you.
That's the only higher power.
There's something bigger than you that's better than you.
And there's also something bigger than you that's better.
But the problem is with these Freemasons and these people like Epstein and Biden, they think
they're gods.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
So like, I don't think like that.
So that's what separates me from them.
And these people go to church.
Obama would go to church every week.
Trump would go to church every week.
Trump would go to church to listen to radical fucking racist preaching.
The Catholic Church let their fucking non-territorialism.
I agree with you, 100%.
They let their honor...
The Pope.
All the Popes.
Guess what?
Devils.
Freemasons.
Every Pope Freemason.
I don't believe that.
Yep.
Well, show me the facts.
And they fucked little kids.
Well, I mean...
What are the initiations?
No, that is a fucking fact.
What is the first fact you fucked or has it been done?
One, one of the initiations in the Masonic Lajdian to higher levels is...
raping a child.
And how do you know this?
I read a fucking...
Yes, it's in their book.
Mike, in their guide.
But I don't know if there's ever been a police report of a child being raped.
No, there never will be a police report.
Because a fucking police chief is a Freemason too.
But he did it himself.
But the judge did it himself.
Probably.
But listen.
They get these people in there to do that, then they got them and then they rule them.
But the...
The devil rules a fucking world.
The Catholic Church is higher than anybody.
No, it's not.
You're gonna tell me...
They're Freemasons, right?
That a guy who goes to work and is a fucking...
You just said the Catholic Church is evil.
The higher they are, they are evil.
You're absolutely correct.
Okay, but you're gonna tell me a fucking plumber is higher than a priest?
I don't know.
That's a plumber.
That's what the Freemason is.
If he's a Freemason.
Yes, so a plumber Freemason is higher than a priest.
Yeah, priests are nothing.
Priests are nothing.
Priests, you don't even need priests.
What do you mean you're not nothing?
We fucking...
Priests are complete.
Priests are made up thing.
You don't need a priest.
Jesus said...
But that's...
You don't need priests.
It's all made up by the Catholic Church.
Man, you didn't make a problem.
All of it is a satanic ritual of the Catholic Church.
It's satanic rituals.
So, but everything's a satanic ritual, but you can't prove to me that Jesus exists.
Oh, okay.
You know what?
Again, Lord, forgive this fucking...
Right.
And that's what you do.
You pray.
Because you don't know the answer.
It's like they want them to do it.
It's easy to pray.
He thinks it's...
Oh!
You know what I used to do?
I used to get pulled over and say...
You have to pray.
You're evil, guys.
Jesus don't let the cops go in my glove box.
Or please don't let them search my ass crack.
You have to pray.
You have to have foxhole prayers.
That's what people do.
Yeah.
Right.
That's exactly what they do.
Everybody's a good mother fucker.
I'm not in the foxhole prayer.
I'm praying for you right now.
Everybody's a good mother fucker until they get caught.
But that's what it is.
Maybe, Mike, enough foxhole prayers.
He may just answer it.
You know, you do enough times.
You're in that foxhole enough times.
You might just say, holy fuck.
This guy's been in the hole so many times.
He's asked me so many times.
I'll help.
Who will?
Jesus.
And that will be the day you know that Jesus is real.
Here's another thing, man.
Here's a fact.
That'll be the day you know.
It's happening to me, Mike.
It's happening to me.
I bet.
On George Washington's grave.
Yep.
On his gravestone.
Okay.
His headstone?
Yeah.
It says, uh...
Freemason.
President.
It says Freemason, first president of the United States.
Okay.
Look to your left.
What year was George Washington?
Dude, they put Freemason.
We actually have a poster of the presidents in here.
We love America.
And one more thing, the Bible is still about hosts.
Wait, stop.
Let him say it.
1789 to 1797.
Okay, good.
And I'm going to tell you how fucking different were things back in 1789 than they are right
now.
Not much different.
Considering the length of time that the devil...
And they really did have intentions.
God has been around.
I'm starting the country on Christian path.
Fucking tweetable deans.
They did come here.
Originally intentions were on this Christian path.
And we were on it.
But then they, you know, thinkers and people and just God and man himself, the man's nature.
God did this.
God knows what's happening.
He knew this would happen.
It's all prophesied in the Bible.
He had good intentions.
Right.
And it just infiltrated.
The legal system all started changing in the country when the legal system, it used
to be under this Blackstone system.
The Blackstone wrote the legal books.
They were all basically under religious principles.
Yes, they were all Christian principles of law, essentially.
You know, and that's how the country was governed.
That changed.
There was this new system of law books, this case law, where, you know, if the judge wasn't
opposed or didn't feel it was so bad, he could rule to his feeling.
That's the law we want now.
Yes.
It's called case law.
And guess what?
The guy that wrote all these case laws?
Freemason of the highest order.
I mean, I really think you guys are grasping for fucking straws here.
No, no, that's the thing.
We're not.
Why would they be in this then?
Why would they be doing it?
Come on.
Doing what?
Secret oaths and pledges of death.
Because that's what people with money do.
The Bible says you should take no oaths.
You should take no oaths.
And the President of the United States takes an oath.
President of the United States.
It doesn't have to be an oath.
They can just make him president.
But no, it's a contract.
If you sign a contract, they're taking an oath.
So that right there shows you it's an evil thing.
Well, you know what?
President.
Evil.
You're scaring me, man, because I took an oath when I work at the...
Oh, a voting bowl.
Yeah.
Yeah, when I'm a voting judge, I gotta take an oath every time.
Dude, you're freemason, man.
You know you're freemason.
Holy shit, dude.
The enemy's here, man.
For freemason, boys.
You see, you gotta have that oath removed.
The sin has to be taken off of you.
I will.
It really does.
Well, take it out of his wiener first.
It really, really does.
Start with that.
Yeah.
I'm sorry to say, yes, the US government is evil.
Oh, my God.
Yes, it's founded on evil principles.
You finally made a good goddamn point.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Don't use swords and veins.
It's fucking asshole.
Look at the money.
The freemason thing and all the money that's designed.
The upside down pentagram.
I don't know anything about it.
Masons in every letter.
Well, that's on a dollar bill, too.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah, all over it.
All over the dollar bill, every country, every country.
Cornerstones and shit and fucking all.
How many freemasonies do you see when you drive around?
There's one in every single village, city, town.
So?
Every single one has one of these things.
American Legion also.
Again, a system of Satanism.
Oh, my God.
Don't you talk about the bats like that.
All that shit is what that is, dude.
All that shit is what that is.
Dude, I'm fucking memorial.
The Shriders.
The Shriders, too.
And fours.
Dude, I'm not kidding you.
You're going to get kicked right in the fucking go-hoof or whatever.
I'm serious.
My father was one.
He probably had no idea what was going on because they needed someone to fight for them.
90% of these people do not know what's going on because they need someone to defend them.
So because they haven't people tried to stop these freemasons and groups because they know
what's happening.
But they are generous groups.
They do charitable things.
Right.
And the people that do that are going to defend it tooth and nail with no idea the evilness
behind it.
Well, here's how they run it.
The best way to hide is out in the open.
Yes.
Yeah, well, here's how they run it.
Here's how they run it.
Yes.
And I look at them.
Now I'm thinking.
Look with your eyes.
Watch the handshake.
Right.
Look at the symbols.
You'll see them.
Here's what else they do.
You're going to drive yourself nuts looking for fucking symbols all day.
No, they got a visible freemason section that does charitable work.
Helps out churches.
Helps out homeless.
Wide open public.
Right.
Wide open in public.
Then there's an invisible sector that the other...
Behind closed doors, Larry.
Right.
You said the Hell's Angels do toy runs.
Exactly.
Fucking cops do toy runs.
They're doing a cocaine run to fucking...
Come on, the legendary...
The Freemasonry is called...
And that's called...
What that is...
It's called freemasonry.
They're free to do whatever the fuck they want.
Man, they're not building a wall.
They're not really...
Making me want to join the Freemasonry.
They're ungoverned by this country's laws.
They have their own rules and regulations within their own...
Damn, dude.
Kick ass.
We'd be great if I showed up with a Freemason license.
You cannot tell anyone anything about Freemasonry.
Fucking Freemason needles.
I'm surprised you're never been asked to join up.
I might have been.
But again, that's...
You know, again, the people that do it...
I doubt it.
People that do it here are probably of no idea.
You know what I mean?
In our community, they probably have no idea.
Right, right.
You know what, I'm going to tell you right now.
What I think is...
Okay.
This is just what needles think is that.
It's just like a pyramid scheme.
It's a pyramid scheme.
You bring your friends in, they pay money.
Well, no, it's just filtering.
Hey, can I fucking speak?
You ask clown?
Right.
Well, it's not a pyramid filter.
Okay.
It's a pyramid scheme.
Everybody pays, they pay dues, they have a lodge, they do their thing.
You weed out people just like anything.
They make you sick and sick or shit.
Well, just like in Vietnam.
There were people that were good and there were people that were bad.
Just like in life, there are bad people and there are good people.
Right.
If you just tickle their fancy a little bit...
It's just a natural way.
You know what I mean?
You're going to find somebody that's like you.
So what's the point though?
The point is...
You're saying that none of that exists.
You guys think like this is how everything is though.
Right.
You know what I mean?
You think the bloods in the clips are fucking freemasons.
No, but...
No, but it's the same thing.
But they might be, maybe the leaders of the bloods and the clips are freemasons.
Oh, they are.
Oh, I guarantee you they are.
I guarantee it.
And for sure.
For sure.
I believe them.
For sure.
Dude, believe it.
You think?
Believe it.
I worked at a place right by the Lodge.
And the kind of people I saw with the rings was amazing.
What kind of rings?
The freemason rings.
How far away were you?
Right down the street from the line.
So you saw the ring through the Lodge.
They come to the restaurant.
Oh.
They come to the restaurant.
You know?
And they have freemasons.
So they would ring.
You could tell who's who then.
Yeah, because it's just like anything.
Judges, police captains.
If you have a Marine tattoo, then you have a Marine.
Guys who fuck businesses and shit.
Well, yeah, I get it.
But, and right again, these guys probably have no idea what they're supporting.
Yes, exactly.
They really have no idea what they're supporting.
But you're, you're.
Okay, so let's get on to how I know what they're supporting.
Okay.
I told you the government and everyone, they're into it too big, you know, they're into it.
Okay.
And they, the UN, you know, about this UN thing and they are consulted, they consult a group
called the Lucius Group.
Which stands for Lucifer.
Lucifer publishing originally.
And they switched it because people were getting on them.
They published Satanic Bibles, Freemasonry.
Do you think there's any CDs?
Guys, New Age magazines.
Yes, there's CDs, everything.
CDs, no.
Lucifer publishing.
Lucius Group, they advise the UN as well as all these theosophical societies.
Okay.
You see, theosophical society.
That's this New Age evolutionary believing of your God, any God is a God that you can
have and that kind of shit, which isn't real, which is devil worship, is Satanism.
And if you want to reach any of these other gods, you have to do these things which are
Satanism.
So you're telling me...
It's witchcraft.
It all boils down to witchcraft Satanism.
How many religions are in the world?
Oh, fuck man.
Dude, I, that's another thing I was amazed when I stayed.
There's a lot.
They had a symposium with all the world religions.
And yeah, there was American Indians there, you're a Buddhist, you're a Jew, you're Muslim,
every single, Satanist of course, every Satanist, the head of the Satanism, guess what?
33rd degree Freemason.
Do you think that...
If not higher, I'm sure he's much higher in the organization.
In the other fucking poor and can't eat, can you give a fuck about the Freemasons?
No, do you think Freemasons give a fuck about them?
No.
They don't give a fuck about them, but all either.
They're like a nap on memory once in a while.
Right, exactly.
Anyone who's not initiated, anyone who's not an initiated member of their club, an initiated
member of the club, you see what you have to do to be initiated.
The things you do to get initiated in that club, you are violent, profane to them.
And you see what they do to be initiated.
What they do is not violent, profane, they're initiated through violence and profanity.
Man.
And we are the violent, profane to them.
That's what graph-free-mason is.
That's how devilish it is.
That's how upside down they turned it.
You give me a hell of a pitch right now to join the Freemason.
I'm glad you love it, dude.
I'm glad.
I hope you can join the organization.
Please tell us all about it.
I will.
So I can see your bloody gut splatter over a field when they cut you apart.
Here's one of the ones that...
Can you just do it to you?
Can you just do it to you when they find out you told them?
They just murder people and get away with it.
They can!
It's in there at once.
It's one of the punishments, man.
They cut the top of your head off and your brain fries in the sun.
And the police chief, the judge, they know about it.
They know what's going to happen because they're in the group and it's declared.
And so nothing happens to you.
So nothing happens.
Yes, sir.
Nothing happens to the killer.
No, it's not bullshit.
Eyes wide shut.
Stanley Kubrick.
Internet season movie?
Stanley Kubrick, Eyes Wide Shut?
Yes, with Nicole Kidman and the fucking...
The thing he was talking about and all the symbols are there was Freemasonry.
That's what he was hinting at.
It was every symbol they had in that movie was Freemasonry symbols.
Okay.
Every one of them.
You look like you're partying though.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Well, Nicole Kidman was there.
They're trying to expose it.
I know you don't know more about Tom Cruise kind of stuff.
Freemasonry is a ruler of all these fucking things and they're all bad.
They're all bad.
Why are they bad?
We've been fooled.
Who are you to say what's going bad?
We've been fooled.
I know what you're on.
I just got to...
Who are you to say what's good and bad in this world?
Yeah, you're right.
There you go, Mike.
I ain't being serious.
Right.
Who am I to say exactly?
I'm nobody.
Do you have a book written about you?
I'm not a bookwriter for Christ, dude.
I always felt even as a child I knew that I would probably die for Jesus.
Okay.
Now you sound like a priest.
No, no.
It was a die for Jesus.
I can't find it, but it's just...
Part of the prophecy is that I saw...
What prophecy?
I saw the people that ruled and I saw them beheaded.
Okay.
It's a great band.
And I saw them beheaded.
Yeah.
And they died for Christ.
Okay.
They went and ruled the world.
Jesus, for a thousand years because they did not take the mark.
What year?
Or the...
You didn't have the mark or the seal.
It's going to be soon.
No, what year was this?
No, it wasn't a year.
It was just a prophecy from the Bible.
Oh, that's the Bible.
Prophecy is this.
It's a vision you had which every single one of them has come 100% true.
Every prophecy, Mike.
Everything has been confirmed 100% true.
What do you mean?
Everything has happened.
If it hasn't happened yet, it will.
Now you've found me.
Everything they said that had happened has happened.
And the things that they say will happen are going to happen.
And for Thomas over here.
That's your Thomas?
Freemason.
Michael Angelo?
Freemason.
Oh, God damn right.
Yes, he worked.
Joan of Arc.
Yes.
Freemason.
They worked.
You know, in Courtney Love?
Michael.
Freemason.
I don't know about Joan of Arc.
They didn't let bitches in back.
No.
See, they don't let women in.
They leave for women too.
Joan of Arc.
They did it.
Joan of Arc.
They left.
Not then.
Joan of Arc.
I don't think now, still.
No, they do now.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, dude.
It's all.
You think Jill Biden does?
She's a doctor.
She operates on people.
Yeah.
They said she's a doctor, right?
She's trained now.
Is she a doctor?
What?
Do you not think?
Of course, put a dog spleen.
Jill Biden put a dog spleen allegedly into a person, into a baby.
Really?
Oh my God, man.
I mean, this is what, I mean, no, I'm making this up.
Oh, no, I don't think you are.
I think you realize how absurd it sound after it came out of your mouth.
No, I'm right now.
And then you said, oh, this is a joke.
Oh my God.
You got what?
What's now, what's wrong with your God?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Well, beg your God to help you stop sweating.
Well, Michael, please stop laughing like this.
You are fading, right?
Tell me.
I mean, I really.
This fucking guy just was on death's doorstep last week.
He's exactly what they're looking for.
Oh, these behind the fucking wheel of a car.
And so what?
And I survived 50-50.
It's not God's will.
There you go.
I love it.
There's Narcanal.
So you want to go fucking to hell when you finally do.
Listen, man, you know what?
You're going to let the rest of your time in darkness.
If darkness is it, then I'm fine with that.
Exactly.
There you go.
I'm not going to be conscious anyways.
And if I am, I mean, I kind of believe in reincarnation to some extent.
So that's what they believe in too.
Who's they?
Buddhists believe in that.
So it's the Freemasons.
Yeah, yeah.
That's one of the big mysteries.
The key or what you're supposed to know or stick to it all is that you're just going
to, you can live and do anything.
There's no, there's no, no, no penalty for sin.
You know, you're just going to die and reincarnate.
And if you're smart enough to know this, you have to remember.
Okay.
So you have to remember your people.
Here's the fucking deal.
Hey, what if you, if you're enlightened enough, but where'd you get the enlightenment from?
Satan.
You have to work.
I told you, I'm going to do this.
Kick ass, boat, and hell.
That's the thing.
And if you think about it, you think you're getting a better deal from Satan is what you're
thinking.
You don't like Jesus.
Okay.
So here's the deal.
Listen.
Okay.
So you're going to get better deal.
Okay.
Listen, asshole.
Shut up.
Jesus.
So if Buddhists are like, Hey, you body and your soul moves on and you move on to something
else to reincarnation, reincarnate.
And then you Christians are like, you either believe in Jesus or fucking this death and
that's it.
It's like, that sounds like something you're like, Oh, your sins.
Listen.
No, it's like you're just going to be reincarnated.
Hopefully your body, your body, your body technically is like a battery.
We have enough energy in like the matrix.
I mean, we are a power source.
If you think about it, what do you mean?
Who the fuck knows if you took a moment, if you took power source, we are.
They get electric.
That's what they tell you.
They mean if you have that's everything they say, Mike, you got it right on.
What's that?
That's what they tell you.
These new age people that did Satanism, those all Satanism needles is easy.
It's going to be easy as fuck to brainwash.
It's already brainwash.
Oh, because you guys are so hard as nails.
No, I'm not.
But I'm just going to tell them.
No, I'm sorry.
I believe in Jesus Christ.
There it goes.
Okay.
Good off with your head.
You know, I mean, that's how simple it is.
You're going to put your ass on a pike and fucking.
Show you the fucking other people that believe in this.
Probably what's going to happen.
Well, I'll get called, but you leave me called by God or you won't.
You won't be.
You'll just live up to God.
How do you know that?
How dare you tell me that I'm not going to be called by God.
But he who fucking is without sin.
So as far as I'm concerned, whatever.
He without sin shall cast the first stone, right?
Who am I to say you're right?
You're all to God.
God calls you.
Maybe he will call you.
I hope you will.
Maybe he will call you.
And I hope he calls you too.
If that's what you believe in.
I hear you.
You can't push your bullshit on me.
I'm not pushing on other people.
I'm not.
Cosalism is the religion that is losing the most fucking.
Who said anything?
See here's the thing.
You're fighting about something we're not.
We're talking about free masons.
I'm not talking about the Catholicism.
It's all intertwined like you just said.
The Catholics are fucking devils.
We're not supporting Catholicism.
They're fucking.
So you're going to tell me all free masons are what religion?
Satanism.
Satanist, yes.
I mean, again.
They don't know it.
I mean, he's a free mason.
You fucking asshole.
I have no idea.
Man, I'm going to knock those new teeth out.
They're Satanist for they don't know it.
No, no.
Yeah.
The lower people don't realize it until it's too late, man.
They have no idea.
How do you realize it when it's too late?
And the other one.
When you're digging a hole for a body?
Yeah.
The people that are insulting the human and the theological societies and all that, that
those are your Satanist.
Your Hollywood stars and shit.
Those are the ones practicing this witchcraft and bringing these spirits into this world.
And of course, Hillary Clinton too.
Right.
Their own property in Haiti to practice witchcraft.
Especially for practicing witchcraft.
I just heard it from a voodoo priest who'd been saved.
Man, where do the people get the time to do all this shit?
Oh, I got left out.
Man, what do they got on the process?
A voodoo priest who saved.
He went to Port-au-Prince Haiti because he needed to put a voodoo curse on somebody.
And he was right by the Clinton's property.
Dude.
Who happened to be experts in voodoo as well.
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Ah, wait a minute.
Dude, the fucking, the biggest shout out to Jesus.
Man, if Jesus comes down here and plays me one-on-one, I will fucking, I will totally
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Because his mother fucker, I mean, Jesus, he better get it. We'll send him a t-shirt.
Dude. Where's the P.O. box for heaven? I had a good t-shirt. I thought a good t-shirt.
I wanted my head for Jesus. Yeah. I love it. I gave him a fucking t-shirt. I gave him
Chanel guillotines on it. That'd be sweet. That'd be sweet. Lou's your head for Jesus.
Maybe that's her next t-shirt. I mean, really, that's the fuck. Seriously, he's listening
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like is that he's good at believing them. You don't believe him. Okay, so listen, so
you're telling me there's one dude just sitting in above the clouds watching three billion
people, three billion people. Yeah. Dude, that is the ultimate porno right there. Because
we know there's like shitting and pissing and murders and all this stuff going on. Like,
dude, Jesus has got to have a weird proclivity to sexual stuff. Dude, he's fucking sad, man.
He's like, what are these assholes doing, man? Why are they doing this? Are they doing
this because of our free will? I think so. I mean, God knew darn well, you know, he always
happened to do what's going to happen. It's sad as Jesus could be. I mean, he's probably
happy because he's Jesus and he's up and having it right. He's got his soul, she says. I don't
know, man. It doesn't sound cool. It really doesn't. It's a fucking. It's a fucking.
I mean, granted, you can just watch women take a piss all day. That sounds like a cool
job. That's what, you know, that's what people would say to me when I would go on the road
with the band. Oh man, that sounds so great. It sounds so cool. Man, it's a fucking horrible,
fucking, fucking shitty thing. Same thing with being Jesus. You can only watch so many
women take a piss in a porno party. Eventually you're done. Yeah, before a porgy. See, but
do you think Jesus was on the weird things then? Because he gets tired of this stuff.
Oh, here we are. A question for the ages. Just Jesus had weird sexual things. Something
will tell you, it's made up that Jesus was nothing even. He never, you know, just died
and that was it. I'll tell you who is in the weird things and weird perversions. Who's that,
Daddy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He likes all that ass fucking. Right, right. Which one is fucking?
Guys, fucking other guys. Oh, Larry, listen, man. We support everybody here. So do I.
But, you know, I'm just saying that some, I know for sure he doesn't mind that kind
of shit. You don't think God does either? I don't think God likes that. He's for all
forgiving. Yeah, he'll forgive you. Okay, so they're for you. I don't think he likes it,
though. How do you know? What if God's gay? I don't think God would be gay. You think
he's black? Oh, my God. I gotta go. I can't do this shit, Mike. What if God is like a
sheep or something? Ah, I keep... Then you'll be in hell with the guys that's like, you
are the worst shepherd. You are the worst shepherd. Bang in the eye. Oh, my God. He's
a, it's called the worthless shepherd. You're a worthless shepherd. It's my memoir title.
What a fucking ass. You know, we're all God's shepherds or Jesus's shepherds or something
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