1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show 2 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:24,000 Okay, hey welcome to the Larry Needles show I'm Larry and I'm needles and we got Mark here with us today 3 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:30,480 We might be on third Mike from now on right? What's that? We might be on third Mike from now on right? 4 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:37,280 Yeah, we might have Mark as a permanent. He's a fixture shall we say fixture in the show. Nice you're on the joint kick and 5 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,720 I want to get one thing clear 6 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:49,120 I'm over the fact that needles survived that car wreck and I'm gonna get right back to treating them like a piece of fucking dirt 7 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:54,000 No, seriously, it's really good to see you today, buddy. How you doing? 8 00:00:55,120 --> 00:01:00,000 I'm doing good, man. You know what? I finally feel okay like that 9 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:07,600 I mean think about that the fucking like I get a the force of it, man 10 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:13,040 You're fucking well, I get fucking whack that work. You know me with electricity. Yeah, yeah 11 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,480 I could fucking you know what I mean like I just keep going and going, you know 12 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,320 It's sure if I want me to 120 I've been hit by 277 13 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,480 but uh 14 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,480 I got whacked once 15 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,480 Yeah, but by a dude right? 16 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,760 220 it was you know, it was it was brutal 17 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:38,320 It was painful actual actual physical pain from it. Yeah, I mean not like a shock when you your grandmothers and you're 18 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,280 Feeling the two you find a dildo in the drawer 19 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:48,160 No, you know like there's a frayed cord on the old lamp and you're touching the wires and you're getting a little jolt as a kid 20 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,160 Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, but um 21 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:55,040 And you start getting used to it you start liking it. It's like your first high almost 22 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,640 You know what it is. It's like shit starting to settle in like I'm gonna be foxing 23 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:04,400 Yeah, that's the fucking yeah, I mean that's the realization of the severity of the situation 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:10,080 Well, it is it is I fucked up and shit happens, you know, but I'm alive 25 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,120 Yeah, I don't know you listen man. I'm gonna tell you right now 26 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,720 I can count on my hands how many times needles is uh, you know going to the other side shall I say? 27 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:25,680 Yeah, yeah, you can't count on your hands. No, I can okay, but it's more it's let's say 28 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,520 You officially I'm like Vishnu all the hands 29 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,120 You've officially overdosed on every drug known to man. Yes, I have well 30 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:40,160 I mean take too much of every drug there is no too much or everything is just enough 31 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,040 But uh at the same time, you know 32 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:55,760 It's really eye-opening you got like we were talking about like you think it's something else and nowadays it's not 33 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:00,400 No, like usually we would search out that thing like remember people would be like, hey, you know 34 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,880 It's somebody such and such had a bad time with this 35 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:10,000 At a certain spot and where would everybody go right to that right to that spot? 36 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,320 They don't need to kill the guy man, but 37 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,680 Today, you know people aren't looking for that 38 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:21,440 They're looking to you know kid is used to stealing one of his mom's xanax out of the fucking out of her purse 39 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,520 Rather than the cabinet in the bathroom 40 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:28,640 Then he's at a party and one of his friends says hey you want a xanax? He thinks fuck yeah 41 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,880 I take those all the time. That's no big deal 42 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,680 And then he fucking dies comes left past the don't you do the left hand side? 43 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,360 It's not good. And so well, it's not I mean 44 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,160 It's just fucking crazy 45 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:49,760 Does the government have to step in and start making its own drugs and be like venezuela or those countries where it's like 46 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,520 Hey, you know what? Uh, you can carry this but 47 00:03:53,520 --> 00:04:00,400 You know because when you think you don't hear about venezuela or south america having the same problem we are 48 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,440 Well, no because we're the most drug hungry fucking nation 49 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:11,440 On the face of the blood of drugs. I think it's rent rent. We have we are very gluttonous country 50 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,480 We have an appetite for and fourth can get that please 51 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,200 We have a 52 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,520 Uninsatiable appetite 53 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:25,920 To consume yeah, and you know and plus we're probably the only place where you'd see a junkies 54 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,880 Just looking so bad on the street and someone would 55 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:35,120 Actually you walk also do that. Well, no then then someone that never did it would 56 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,760 You know, I remember that 57 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:44,240 The scourge of the earth at that point. Yeah, we didn't see that type of shit when we were firing 58 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:50,880 You know kids when you talk about oh, no, it wasn't like this now man. It was rampant fucking right 59 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,920 I mean, you know people hit out and shit. You couldn't party like you can now 60 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,560 Well, and plus also 61 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,480 If you're into it and you're in the area that you do it 62 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:09,280 Yeah, there's a multitude of trap houses in chicago where you can hide your wears and do your thing 63 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,960 Yeah unseen from the from the public eye. Yeah 64 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:20,880 Now they don't even care about that. Well, it's just more prevalent in areas of that if succumb to homelessness 65 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:26,160 Yeah, I guess that's what it is. It's like these people are homeless because your drug addicts. Well, yes 66 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,600 But the whole thing is though everybody's got a fucking story 67 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,640 Everybody's got a story in fourth, you know what I mean like this guy lost his job. He lost his wife 68 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,880 This you know something bad happened fucking 69 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,120 Now I'm homeless and right but you can buy a lot more drugs living in a tent 70 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,840 I mean, can you yeah, if you got a check coming or some kind of little job 71 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,080 You know 72 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,160 Check coming but where is it coming to your tent adress p.o. Box right? 73 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,440 Yeah, you get a p.o box. That's all you do 74 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,280 Excuse me 75 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:08,240 Hey, like follow subscribe us at the larian needles show on twitter 76 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:14,240 Uh, we're still giving away tickets and teas if you go to twitter, you can actually see what they look like 77 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:21,680 All teas are made in-house with love by larian needles. Yep stickers are made by little asian kids with tiny hands 78 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,240 yep, um 79 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,920 We don't can go man massage needles or what's that and then after they make the stickers a massage 80 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:36,880 I mean larry they didn't make them in this country. So now you're gonna have to ship needles to where they make the stickers 81 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:41,280 That's that'll be our first goal. What's your last vacation by the way? Bangkok 82 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,160 That's all I did was Bangkok 83 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:54,080 Now we went to what you did what do you mean? Bangkok? Yeah, that was a joke. I just made 84 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,880 You're two seconds behind 85 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,880 Do that 86 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,880 That's what we need to 87 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,680 Timing is everything. It really is. I mean 88 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:09,760 That timing is almost sort of like coincidence, right? Well, I don't know timing is 89 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:16,640 Well, if you look at the drumming aspect of timing. Yes, but if you look at the wrong place wrong time 90 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,360 Hi, yeah, I don't like this middle man. She's in here. Well, guess what? Where are you sitting? 91 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,400 In the middle. So guess what? We moved over 92 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,760 Marched the new middle man in the circle jerk. He's got both hands 93 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,120 A little downhilling in for 94 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,720 But uh, man this fucking weed is good. It's very good 95 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,800 So I can't I can't breathe. I can't breathe 96 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,760 Man, well, did you see that's very silly? 97 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,360 Did you see how target uh 98 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,960 It was marketing for children. Okay. And then there was a 99 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:02,800 How about this a little fact about that they lost nine billion dollars in one week already 100 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,520 Because of that shit, but I mean 101 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:11,840 People like my niece. I know my niece shout out a lot. She ain't gonna fucking go there anymore 102 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:17,440 She's like some people are like that, you know, they don't want their kids looking at that fucking shit 103 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,680 So it was released in an email that they wanted to now switch over to George Floyd 104 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:27,760 What? Yeah, well that that was their game plan. It was maybe we should 105 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:34,560 Try to because did you hear about that blm though? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back a second 106 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,560 Okay, so they were so they're running 107 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:43,440 They're running down. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for him to fucking go on a rant. I mean 108 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,440 Oh my god 109 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,560 Donnie unforced 110 00:08:55,120 --> 00:09:00,320 So it was leaked in the email that target, I mean, you know what this shit's bullshit 111 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,640 It probably is 112 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:08,320 I'm not saying that the email I'm just saying who really gives a fuck. Listen, man. I know, but it's funny. I need t-shirts 113 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,400 I don't underwear 114 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,640 Do I go to amazon? No 115 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:18,240 Deliver it. Yeah, because if you've seen the stores nowadays, I haven't been in a store to buy it 116 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:24,400 Well, I did go to walmart, man, but I go with like fucking. I'm like the old men. Yeah, I'm at six in the morning 117 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:30,640 Morning or late. Yes. Yeah, there's nobody there. I'm saying hi to every lady that works there and fucking 118 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,360 There's like three other dudes a couple of ladies and the cart there's no 119 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:41,120 Clog up in any aisles or in and out of that yourself check out. I don't want to talk to anybody. Yeah 120 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,560 It's really nice 121 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,720 Sometimes I I don't because I got like I had cat litter and 122 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,320 If you don't put the thing through the thing so I want to very specific Larry 123 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:57,040 If you don't put the thing through the thing, you know, if you don't lift it up and if you don't put it on the thing 124 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,480 We scan it. That's where they give you a fucking and they got a gun sucker 125 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,680 Did you realize that they had a gun? I don't know fucking blue your mind 126 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,920 There's a gun a little bit. I know it did. I saw that look on your face 127 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,920 Larry just realized there's a scan 128 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Oh, you've been fucking down in fourth nose 129 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:25,040 Jesus, that's how a chopper has his items. So basically what I mean, I'm gonna try to break it down. I'll tell you what I stole though 130 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:30,960 I'll tell you a lot of ladies heart. No, man. The food short. It's a food shortage out there. It really is right 131 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:36,080 Okay, I already stole cinnamon man. I stole spice. Oh my god stole cinnamon 132 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,680 I stole seven dollars forty nine cents cinnamon. That's outrageous 133 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:45,680 Exactly. What kind of cinnamon was it? Grown cinnamon. Grown cinnamon. Nothing special about it. A small package 134 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:50,560 A small package of brown spices. She called it caps on this guy. That'd be pretty funny for the episode 135 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:56,320 I said it's brown spices man. I'll be honest with you. I took this shit and I'm fucking damn proud 136 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,320 You're proud of stealing? It's insane man. Come on. Proud thief 137 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,920 Seven dollars and forty nine cents for, you know, a pack of cinnamon 138 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,200 One bottle you said? Yeah, one one thing 139 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:13,600 Well, you said a problem. Look at how fucking big he's saying. How big was it? It's a bad or it's powder, right? 140 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,200 It's like ground powder. You should snort it when you get home. Tell us how it feels 141 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,600 Just a small small way. Just a little bump 142 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,600 I'd make daddy a little sweeter 143 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:32,240 I took it. What the fuck? Just a keybomb. It's less than a thousand dollars. I won't get a felony 144 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:40,400 Which is crazy that they they change that from 500. It used to be 500 145 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,640 I mean are things getting better or are they getting worse? 146 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:50,480 It seems like they're getting a lot worse. Okay, if your little kid's bicycle got stolen 147 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:57,760 And he was crying and crying and you bought the bike for 50 dollars or you were richy and you bought the bike for 148 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:04,800 $5,000 the kids just as fucking sad, right? The crime is just as far as 149 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,760 If it's 50 bucks, that was a horrible analogy. I'll let you know what's that 150 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,840 Both little kids are crying and they both want a bicycle 151 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,720 The rich kid doesn't realize that his bike is so much fucking better 152 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:21,520 And the poor kid doesn't realize that his bike sucks. They both know that they love their bikes 153 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,040 They love their bikes and the motherfucking thing got ripped off. Yeah 154 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,000 So that's my biggest felony. That was awful 155 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:34,400 You know, I had a bike stolen for me and I watched you got it right away with it and man and forth 156 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,440 What did that feel like the most debilitating moment of your life? You're stuck there 157 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,840 It was my idiot friend. My idiot friend Dave Donning the guy says hey 158 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:49,040 Go back there and bring that dog back there on for me. I'll give you 50 cents and there was no dog back there 159 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,680 I'm like, there's no fucking dog back there another no dog story. Look at it and forth, man 160 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:58,160 I'm like running back around the corner. Sure enough. There's a guy riding off on my bike 161 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,760 Because I had the nice front wheel with the motorcycle breaking shit 162 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:08,640 For Donnie and forth they stripped it. They took the tire and the handlebars and threw in the creek. So I got it back 163 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:15,440 We saw we saw it took the frame though. No, I got they took the tire the front tire had motorcycle drum brake on 164 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,560 Did you get any did you get the whole bike back or pieces of it? 165 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:22,000 I got the less the front tire and handlebars 166 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,400 No, oh, that's not too bad. But I mean 167 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:29,760 So you almost got your bike back. Fuck and we saw a kid driving riding around on 168 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,560 Jeff shout out to Jeff listening to our 169 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:38,640 Podcasts on the plane on the way to Vegas. He told me that in the tech doesn't make any sense because he can't stream it 170 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:46,080 But I know he'll hear it. Oh, okay for the download. Yeah, and uh, we saw the kid riding around. Hey, man. That's Jeff spike 171 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:50,160 Fuck you. It's not you know, so we went there with we went we knew where the kid lives 172 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,480 So we went there with Jeff's dad and he was a big fucking tall 173 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,160 You know 174 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:02,880 Framping yeah, man and the kids like yeah, no, I wasn't stealing your bike. I was just gonna wash it and stuff 175 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,400 Yeah, we're like get the fuck out of here, dude. He's like 176 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,120 Nothing worse than that feeling of getting just like we were talking about your wallet 177 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:18,000 When you lose like your wallet or your purse or your credit like there's nothing worse than that feeling of just like 178 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:23,760 Like despair everything just runs especially with the main on a mean with chicks. They have a purse. Oh, yeah 179 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,840 Dude loses his wallet 180 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,640 You know what I mean? Yeah, you got some shit in there 181 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:36,000 Well when a chick loses a purse her wallet is also in the purse. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying they don't they carry a you know 182 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:42,080 They got the bag on their shoulder saying yeah, or they carry a pocket whatever the fuck 183 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,560 I'm just saying that feeling when something gets taken from your stolen is 184 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:53,280 It is probably the worst feeling you're ever gonna feel I think the bags in his prison purse broke open 185 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,600 What? 186 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,720 Huh? 187 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,960 The bags that he was carrying in his prison purse just broke open or something 188 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,480 Are you insinuating that? 189 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:10,000 God in forth is smuggling drugs in his bottle. Things are kicking in or something 190 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,400 No, these guys having a good time. Look at him. He's fucking doing the fucking twist over here. I mean Jesus dude 191 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,240 Quick minding on the rug like that. It's gonna be a spot. I know 192 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,280 You're a nervous son of a bitch. Let me tell you man anxiety sucks. I understand that 193 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,640 Really anxious. Yeah, no, you can't sit still 194 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:35,760 You should have seen him before what's that? What was he trying to do before he comes down? 195 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,760 I 196 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:44,080 That's how he's scheduled at the police station this guy's a kisser watch out for 197 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,400 Going to hug her 198 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,320 Did you bring your notebook in for no no notebook today? No notebook today? 199 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:56,000 You know, I had a notebook. I forgot upstairs which is very fitting for the letter. Yeah, how about that? 200 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:02,240 No one is prepared. Sheila Rodriguez check. Who's that these kids at um 201 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:08,240 Hunter college in new york. Okay. I got a good memory. So I really don't need the book 202 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,280 You forgot already. No 203 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,760 These kids have a board 204 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:21,360 Pro-life pamphlets out on some little table at the college that they have permission to do, you know 205 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:26,800 So they got a spot. Yeah, they got a little spot and they have and they're giving information the kids are asking them 206 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:34,320 Shit about it. Yeah, one of the teachers walks up this crazy bitch with fucking long blind dreadlocks and she's fucking 207 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:40,320 Totally nuts and she's going this is fucking bullshit. You guys are 208 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,880 creating violence and it's called freedom of speech Larry 209 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,800 Well, then she started get the fuck out of here and she started flipping that's assault 210 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:58,160 She started flipping their pants cleared their table flipped their little books off and told them you don't know fucking shit 211 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,200 And the kid says well, I'm sorry. It's offending you and she goes 212 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,840 You can't even say sorry. You can't even have a fucking baby because it was a boy 213 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:12,320 The kid teacher but no the kid was doing this to the kid. I know but I'm just saying the kid is trying to defend himself 214 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:18,800 He's like, hey, I'm trying to do something with my life here. You know what I mean and you get a friend next women trans 215 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,000 What would he be against next? He's gone imagine 216 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:28,240 It's 75 80 degrees out. It's beautiful out. What did you think he was against? 217 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:33,120 You're just walking by something and it he wasn't and I hate to say triggered 218 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:39,040 But you get so offended by something that you literally have to get aggressive 219 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:46,720 So then listen to this right? So then the guy from the newspaper goes to interview her and newspaper what like uh 220 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:53,200 New York posters. Oh, okay. All right goes to interview reputable. Yeah goes to interview her and her apartment 221 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,360 She comes out and holds them a shatty to the guy's neck 222 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,600 Tells them get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna chop you up in little pieces. Listen, then later 223 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:10,640 Then later there's dash cam of her chasing them down the street on the street with a machete 224 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,680 Listen lady, whatever your name is and I know you're listening. Please give me a call 225 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,800 Shaila Rodriguez. What's her name? 226 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,600 Shaila Rodriguez 227 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,680 How did you travel the senator? 228 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,200 She sounds um 229 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,320 Hispanic 230 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,840 She looked black or Hispanic put it maybe Puerto Rican. I don't know 231 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,360 Puerto Rican 232 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,440 She looked like you know what she looked like if you you were gonna fight with this bitch 233 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,440 She would give you a run for your money. She would give Jay a run for her money 234 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,200 Yeah, she was ready to fucking roll and she had a machete 235 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,560 So then the the the fucking dudes 236 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:52,080 Were like who's the dudes the cops? No the uh newspaper guys because they were filming it to the interview 237 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,320 The shit went viral like a motherfucker and they even start, you know, they 238 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:04,560 Maybe I saw out of the corner of my Mary even was looking at it was on the internet and shit, you know all over the fucking place 239 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,280 and uh 240 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,280 Isn't it crazy that's what goes viral people hurting other people or yeah, yeah 241 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:16,400 She held this fucking thing right to his neck. Let's get the fuck out of here motherfucker 242 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,040 and you know 243 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,680 It's very second they didn't do it. Yeah, but you know what this bitch would be dangerous. I mean dude 244 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:29,920 You didn't fuck her right. She'll kill you. I'm gonna tell you right now. It's a school teacher. A chick with a knife 245 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,880 I think I can handle. Yeah a chick with a machete 246 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,600 No, let me tell you man 247 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,960 And I'm gonna have to use a lot of needles charm 248 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,280 Yeah, because 249 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:47,120 Man, so then the news guys didn't press charges on her though, but the but because it went viral 250 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,760 The cops gotta hit the cop 251 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:56,320 Yeah, they're like listen, well, that's the problem shit now too is everybody's video tapes everything that's like you 252 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,360 Can't hold them in shettiness 253 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,120 Without getting filmed we're a laughing stock of ourselves 254 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:09,760 Oh, yeah, you know what I mean like it's completely like sick look all the way that it goes like everybody fucks up eventually 255 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,360 Nobody's perfect 256 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,360 And my car driving along 257 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,920 And looked over at the light and noticed there was a guy 258 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,480 his phone up 259 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,000 He was filming me 260 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,840 Filming you. Yes. He was not talking to us when I could tell the angle it wasn't you just looked over and this guy was filming 261 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,640 I'll smoke on my pipe in the car. Oh well, okay. There we go. This guy's actually filming you know 262 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,440 Yeah, well, no, but it looks like a fuck 263 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,440 It looks like a fred mcmurry my three sons it is a pipe actually 264 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,320 I 265 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,040 Mean 266 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280 Smokes out of a tobacco 267 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:55,600 The cops have looked directly at his pipe though before and thought nothing. Yes, but you can't smell it come on 268 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,400 You really do my dad used to smoke a pipe and that thing stinks like a fucking oh, yeah, right? 269 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,680 My dad was my dad smoked a pipe in the garage like he smoked a pipe 270 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,320 And it was fucking you get smelling that shit heavy rolling. Yeah 271 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:16,560 You know what I mean like and then he put his thumb over and cap it and fucking oh man 272 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:24,560 I'll never forget the smell of it. That was pretty crazy. Yeah, how about they have that contest where which might have it in Chicago where they 273 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,800 Have to smoke a bowl or they get a pile of tobacco 274 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,600 Yeah, X amount. I forgot how much 275 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:37,920 And they sit in some fucking pub and drink and they get one match 276 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:46,160 And they smoke their pipe and they got a fucking they do what they get one time to light the fucking pipe 277 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,840 It's easy though 278 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,120 And then they smoked a whole batch of tobacco with ever 279 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,120 Never 280 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:58,320 Never ever let it go so that you just keep on putting I don't know but yeah, that's what they do 281 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,560 And those guys all have mouth cancer now rip to those guys 282 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,960 Yeah, well, no, there's still a new batch of fucking ass wipes that want to do that 283 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:12,080 Well, listen, you see the people chase like the cheese wheels down the hill. You ever seen that? 284 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:18,080 Down the hill and they fucking barrel down the hill and they drop a wheel of cheese 285 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,880 Oh, it's a big wheel like seven fucking 286 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,680 It's that big 287 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,320 Four foot maybe 288 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,600 But wait, let me finish let me finish and they fucking run down and it's 289 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,840 Are jagged five. I mean these people are fucking scorpion 290 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,080 You know what a scorpion is when you're back like 291 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,040 And they're fucking tumbling like cartwheel tumbling 292 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:48,000 And then the fat hill, the steep hill, the shit that people will do 293 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,320 Listen, this hill has rocks and shit on it? 294 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,320 Yeah, well, I don't I mean 295 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,320 It's a hill, no, it's just a regular grass hill 296 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,280 Yeah, I think it's a grassy knoll but upwards and jab-cating the hill 297 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 Steve is fucked 298 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,880 And so what you can't you gotta beat the cheese is that the idea? 299 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,960 Yeah, but you're going at such a velocity and such a fucking 300 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,800 Are you catch the cheese? 301 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,680 Sure, you're gonna catch it 302 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,600 I if the catchery beat it. I thought you beat it. Maybe beat it catch it 303 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,080 I don't know 304 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,920 The fucking and forces comes up with it. Donnie and for coming up with this 305 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,480 Oh 306 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,440 I saw this fucking thing sounds like a fun gaming boy 307 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:34,640 Years ago me and Mary were watching it and some fucking dumb show she's watching and all of a sudden it got real interesting 308 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,120 They were making cheese 309 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,120 And they were in switch school 310 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:44,880 And they were making swiss cheese and they made every person that went to this thing was making their own wheel of cheese 311 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,640 Yes, this smaller fucking thing was seven feet around 312 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,880 They dip it in the wax 313 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:56,320 Yeah, and then once it's in this wax because you know you figured what the fuck are you gonna do with all this cheese? 314 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:01,200 It lasts indefinitely. Oh, yeah, it's fucking. Yeah, I didn't know that 315 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,520 There's a mold you scrape off the mold 316 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,320 There's something cool that these these high-end restaurants do like Italian restaurants 317 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,960 They'll get a wheel of cheese and then what they do is they fucking 318 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,120 cut it 319 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,240 Like a pot and they put they cook a little pasta 320 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,640 Put it inside the wheel of cheese 321 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:27,280 And then dump the sauce on while the cheese is hot and they cook it and they serve it around. I've seen that before 322 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280 Yeah 323 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,480 The fucking sauce monkeys will come up with anything 324 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,120 Yeah, you know what I mean, and I was thinking, you know, so then the people roll the wheel home 325 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,560 You gotta walk the fucking dude seven feet. You know much that thing way 326 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,400 And I said it falls over. How do you pick it back up? 327 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:52,240 I mean it was about this wide, but I mean they didn't have it on some sort of dolly these fucking ass 328 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,800 No, well, maybe for the tv show 329 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,120 Well, yeah, I mean 330 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:04,160 The street rolled out of what I was freaking out on how big these motherfuckers were the dudes or the cheese the cheese 331 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,440 How big were the dudes transported six feet tall regular guy. That's not a regular guy 332 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 What's a regular guy? 333 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Well, how tall are you? 334 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560 Five four 335 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,960 They're tall out there because you know that dairy on that cheese makes them grow. They're tall, you know 336 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,080 Right four, how tall are you? 337 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,440 Again, it's five eight five eight with the two inch dick 338 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,560 I'm like five eight. So none of us were six foot. So no, right? 339 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,320 Okay, so maybe the guy was fucking a little shorter than six feet 340 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,640 But whatever the wheel of cheese was taller than him. Okay, and it was huge 341 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,800 Oh, there was a lot of cheese. You gotta have somewhere to put this 342 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,120 But we need all this cheese, man. Can you imagine all the cheese? 343 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,960 It's gonna last you for a long time. Yeah, it's all the cheese you ever need. Yeah 344 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,120 Well, no, what they'll do is they'll probably sell a lot of it. Maybe yeah, you know what I mean? 345 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,680 Age it, cure it 346 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,760 Flap it around 347 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,320 Nothing like little mitten cheese, right baby 348 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,320 Nothing like little meat and cheese 349 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,400 That's right 350 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,600 Little wax in there for you for good measure. It's funny though how fucking 351 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,560 People still do the artisanal shit or is that how you say it? 352 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,520 Artisanal 353 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,360 Who the fuck like people like I was watching this thing about sushi's 354 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:32,320 Things about sushi like they wouldn't even let like fucking uh, you couldn't even you had to learn how to do rites for a couple years 355 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:39,280 Right. Oh, yeah, you're oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you don't just jump into it and think you're gonna start rolling with fish 356 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,680 You just go to panda express and you throw it in the cooker and they're just like, you know what's nice about 357 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,080 Panda express is I cannot believe that they would 358 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:53,520 Have someone would serve panda. Isn't that like a protected fucking animal or something? 359 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,080 a fucking boo Larry 360 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,440 Boo 361 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:05,600 Oh god, yeah, Donnie I'm sorry. I had that joke years ago. Oh no, it was years ago 362 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,600 Mount of the mountain 363 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,600 Man, they got panda there. What the fuck man stick to making sweet licks Larry 364 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600 Oh 365 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:23,280 No, but here's what my father told me about the uh, I've built four panda expresses. They always offer me food never eating 366 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,280 There's a lot of wood never 367 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,480 Horrible I have eaten it. I'd rather take fentanyl and drive my car 368 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,560 It's like it's like the McDonald's. Yeah, that panda tastes horrible 369 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:40,160 It's like the McDonald's of Chinese food, right pretty much. It's fast food Chinese 370 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:46,320 It's great. I've never been in one after the beef lap. Right. I'll fat eat you. We never saw one in operation 371 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,400 No, it's those cheap little fatty chewy beef that you've probably had before 372 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:56,720 The vegetables are not quite right. It's it's all over dunk. It's just the pan too long. You should taste him 373 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:05,360 Um, it's he's getting out of control. It's never very good. It's always been greasy. Well, my dad told me that the uh, the uh 374 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:13,360 Rolls the you know the sushi how they invented it. It's like wars. Yeah, being the war they rolled that up 375 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,720 It was a peasant meal right in their pocket for 376 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,320 The whole peasant meal. That's how it started just like everything 377 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:24,960 You know, they just didn't cut it into sections. You just would bite off. Right? 378 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,120 I think sushi got really popular in what the late 70s 80s 379 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,360 Oh man, they probably were getting down with it in the 60s 380 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,760 No, they were but not like it wasn't such a wide world thing though 381 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,320 If you read Playboy magazine you would think they all were eating sushi 382 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,000 We had a sushi chef at a restaurant they worked at 383 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,560 And uh, yeah, he made some really cool shit man. It was interesting 384 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,680 But uh, sushi's good. Yeah, it was really good. 385 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:58,480 Now they say it's all about the rice. Anybody can get fucking fresh fish. You guys make sticky rice 386 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:03,440 You guys make sticky rice. Well, did you uh, got me sticky rice? 387 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:10,800 Did you ever go out with a sushi waitress? Him? Yeah. No, I never went with a sushi waitress 388 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:20,160 Too bad. All the fresh fish you want. Yeah, can you see it? I have no, that's all right. I got no problem for you 389 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:27,040 I hope the sideway is fishy wine. 390 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,560 It took a while to get there but I mean that's gonna be the joke of that. 391 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,080 I didn't want to say it but I couldn't help him. 392 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,480 I know, he seemed to do an Asian voice. That's good. 393 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,280 Like, you know, just hit a gong. 394 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:50,480 We don't want to, we were not gonna bow down to that type of humor on the very end of the video 395 00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:00,800 And for, well, where's your thing? This guy went to like, was a sushi chef. He really was. 396 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,600 Uh-huh. He would make sushi leaves. He was a pro. I mean, yeah, it's not that different. 397 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,600 I mean, my own mom said that he was a white guy. Yeah, he was a real Chinese. 398 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:15,200 Was he a white guy? Yeah, Chinese. First of all, that's not even American or Japanese sushi. 399 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:20,160 Japanese? Oh, is it Japanese? No, he said Chinese. He was an Asian fellow. Oh, no. 400 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,840 He was American but he was one of those Asian Americans. 401 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:32,240 Okay, I know. I didn't ask if he was Chinese, Japanese, Taiwan, maybe he was Korean. I don't know. 402 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,200 Jesus. He was kind of calling everybody out. 403 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:41,440 One of those, yeah. Headshack anti-he was that way. And he was cool all in all, but yeah, it was this. 404 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,440 Here's the order of the place, you know, knows everything. 405 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:55,760 So yeah, he's been telling this guy how to make sushi. I mean, telling who. The oldie 406 00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,280 is gonna tell the sushi chef. Yes, yes. Sushi chef. We can't even say it. That's the iron one. 407 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:11,760 Hey, let me hit that thing. Yeah, sushi. Sushi. Chef. Wow. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Chef. 408 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,320 Chef asked clown. Man, god. That's fucking. Losing fucking IQ points is hanging on. 409 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:22,320 He's swarming monkeys. Sushi chef. Jesus Christ. You gotta say like sushi chef. 410 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:28,080 And then you just say sushi chef. Okay, so what? Keep on going with the fucking stories. 411 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:33,040 And then he was such a pain in the ass to the guy. Yeah, the whole story. The guy is a fucking idiot. 412 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,280 Oh, the guy told, trying to tell the sushi chef. Yeah. Sushi chef when she left. 413 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,960 They got the face all the time. Fuck you. So you started making sushi. No, no. 414 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,000 No, no. Sushi was done. That was the end of the theory. Yes. 415 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,760 Fucking never again. Sushi there. Why is that? Because it was ridiculous. You could buy sushi 416 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,560 at the fucking shit ton of places. Now the jewels. Yes, I get it sometimes, but only I don't really 417 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,880 get the raw fish sushi. I just get the rolls. Yeah. It's all raw fish. Gas station sushi. 418 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,640 No, no, no. Circle K sushi. Yeah. Sometimes seven ones, but not the raw two. From where? 419 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,760 It's like Russian roulette. They got the caputals I got. Oh, that's not too bad. They actually have 420 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:21,040 a sushi counter. Yeah, there's a guy right there rolling up. Yeah. The Russian roulette sushi had 421 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,520 the circle K. That's what we should do. We could take Antford out for sushi. We just go 422 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,880 seven and 11. Which one is this? No, just pick one of seven and 11 and pick his own shit out. 423 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:38,080 You want some yellow fin tuna? Here you go. Right. No, you don't get sushi there. 424 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:45,920 You think? Yeah. Why is that? It's a gas station. You don't get sushi. It's probably 425 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:54,000 very fresh. Probably the most knowledge you spend the most. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, he knows all about 426 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,080 restaurants. When I was in, gotta tell you, I was a Key West earlier. I had great, freshest fish I 427 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:16,400 ever ate. Well, I'm telling you. Eating or eating? Yeah. It was good. Really, it was. I ate it. I ate it. 428 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:22,480 Sounds awesome. Yeah, I mean, it was delicious. Yeah, what kind was it? When I lived in Kelly, 429 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:28,640 dude, when I lived in Kelly, I lived fucking by San Diego, like 15 minutes out over by SeaWorld. 430 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:34,640 Yeah. And this little beach town and fucking, we would go surfing and the boats would come in. 431 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:40,320 Right. And we could buy shit right, you know what I mean? Like, we would buy shit right off the 432 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,680 fucking boat. Yeah, it's really good. You trade a little reefer sometimes. Get some good fish. 433 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,400 Yeah. Get some good ass fish. It was fresh as fucking. Yeah. I knew. I knew. Can't get much 434 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,240 structure. One of my friends worked at a restaurant down in fucking, what do you call it? I'll say OB. 435 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:01,280 It's 100 times better. It's 100 times better. It's literally right from the fucking ocean in the 436 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:06,880 cool. It was just caught 30 minutes ago, an hour ago. Amazing. The difference is absolutely 437 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,680 totally. But see how we're so inland. You tell the difference though. You can tell the food 438 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:16,800 of the fish wears different, man. It's just a little ship from everywhere. That's the thing. 439 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,120 It's a little older as all right. Well, it's not older. It depends on where you want to go to a fish 440 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,160 monger. You're going to get how you're going to eat shit. Yeah. I agree. Price is Supreme Lobster. 441 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:33,920 Just on the airport basically. What? Supreme Lobster from the airport. Well, if you go to there 442 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:41,040 to buy fish, it's just gotta be prepped. It came from another coast. Right. You know what I mean? 443 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:48,480 So it's already been caught whatever that brought here. So it's older. It's already hours old. 444 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:56,880 Exactly. Right. So it's not as fresh. Won't be as good. I understand. I would do a couple places, 445 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:08,080 man. I went to this fancy fucking club in Florida with these old millionaire folks, man. You couldn't 446 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:17,440 go there if you were the public and they sure took me and Mary and Ivan to this fucking dinner 447 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:26,480 like club. Was it Montauk? No. It was in like what's the you know, it was the one it was one key 448 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:32,160 down from fucking P Largo, which is the first one like one of the first ones you right out of Miami 449 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:37,200 right outside of Miami. Okay. You know, hey, grab my book when you're up there. Marathon? 450 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,280 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it, man. That was two little ones in marathon. Yeah. And they had you 451 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,720 know, like you could see the guy catching shit right out there. Yeah. The boats. Yeah. The boats 452 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:54,960 come in. Yeah. They're writing shit on the chalkboard and there was no one waiting out. Yeah. It was 453 00:35:54,960 --> 00:36:00,880 fucking cool, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It was cool. And you know, one of them not open to the 454 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:07,920 fucking general public things. That's super nice. That's fancy. So you know, I stuck into a lot of 455 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:16,000 places like that. Oh, when I'm on vacation, I do that shit. Yeah. No, fancy hotels like, you know, 456 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:23,040 yeah, yeah, yeah. But not a club like that, dude. They know every single person that goes there because 457 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,560 you literally are in. Yeah, it's like a fucking, I don't know, 458 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:36,640 some kind of you can't even how you get into this association is what it would be. 459 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:43,680 Yeah, some kind of association. Yeah, like that. But they don't have a golf course or anything else 460 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:50,880 except for just the one fucking restaurant, you know, whatever they got going. Yeah, you know, 461 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,160 whatever they got going and you're sitting there eating and you're looking out and you're watching 462 00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:02,080 them. And then I think you could even go out there and throw some giant fish, some food like 463 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:09,680 yeah, terrapins or tarpins. Yeah, they were doing that. And where is that? These fishing docks like 464 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:14,880 yeah, all those two other restaurants. And then they had the guy would be cutting the fish up and 465 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:20,400 throwing scraps in and the fish come and you can see them swimming around, you know, in that area. 466 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,840 Right. That's awesome. Being the fish. Yeah. You look like little sharks, but they're not sharks. 467 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:35,840 Yeah, makes me want to get some fish, man. Exactly, me too. I want fresh, man. I can't do it. 468 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:41,680 I want water fish around here really, because I know it's much better everywhere else. God, 469 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:48,160 it was so good. And then I had the second night I had Gruper from the other place. It was so 470 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:54,800 fresh. It was actually almost like a lobster. Is it the fucking grub for the one that his eyes turn 471 00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:04,320 around on his head like they end up on one side of his body? The fish is born with eyes on both 472 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:11,280 sides of its head. Then as it goes through life, the other eye moves over to the other side of its 473 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:16,000 head and it lays flat on the bottom. No, that's like a dover soul. Yeah, that's something different, 474 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,680 man. I don't think that's a group. I don't think so. I don't know anything about fucking fish. 475 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:25,200 Dude, you're talking to the wrong dude. The fuck do I know about that? Nothing about nothing. I don't 476 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,560 know about that. Not a group of my friends, though. No, not a group. I don't understand how you guys 477 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:37,520 are still on fish talk, but that's fine, though. So, oh shit. Did you see about that BLM thing? 478 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,400 They were broke, I heard. Yeah, well, they're not. They didn't go broke. They had a, 479 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:48,400 they had $90 million of contributions. What did you think was good? Well, no, I'm not, listen. 480 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,840 I'm not saying, I'm just not saying. Black lives matter. There goes no musicians. 481 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,480 But these people, so now what they're doing is everybody's like distancing themselves from them. 482 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:03,520 It's like, this is very silly. I'm glad I don't have to distance myself. I'm so shocked. This amazing 483 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:10,800 BLM ripped everybody off. Wow. Well, they didn't rip everybody off. Everybody that gave them money, 484 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:16,240 they ripped off. When you give to something, I mean, what do you expect? It's not for them to buy 485 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:21,440 mansions and fucking steal it. But that's how every person, when you don't, I mean, if you look at a 486 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:29,440 lot of nonprofits and you look at shit like that, these people that siphon money out of these. That's 487 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:35,120 not how they're supposed to be. No, not at all. But when you give people money and power, what do 488 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:40,720 you think they do? They abuse it. They totally abuse it. They do it to get mansions for themselves and 489 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:46,000 shit, all of them. I mean, look at Bernie Madoff. He ran the biggest Ponzi scheme ever. 490 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,720 Too much money. They couldn't even handle that. But not everybody does it. Only assholes do shit. 491 00:39:52,720 --> 00:40:01,040 But the problem is, listen, BLM. Donations went down, though. Sure. That was the thing also. 492 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:06,080 I would imagine they have gone down. Sure, there hasn't been enough fucking fake crimes. 493 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:16,720 Every day there's a hate crime somewhere. Not the kind, not going in the direction that they 494 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:24,720 needed to go. There's an agenda. There's plenty of black and other people hate crimes. I don't 495 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:32,320 really know of any. The other way, maybe once everyone that ever happens is definitely glorified 496 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:39,200 on the news beyond all getouts. So anyone that's ever happened, first of all, it's mostly fake, 497 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:45,040 but you'll know about it. All the bullshit, you know, like how they turn the fucking 498 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,720 cop into a white supremacist with George Floyd. How about the fucking guy that, you know, it's all 499 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:55,760 bullshit. How about the dude that just ran into the White House? Did you see that? And then they 500 00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,360 were saying that he had like a Nazi flag in his... I'm sure they had that in their fucking pocket 501 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,560 and they went in the van and put that on. But do you saw the guy's name? I don't know the guy's 502 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:12,960 name off hand because I don't have the... Yeah, you know that's a big lie. Well, he ran in and he ran 503 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:18,320 in like basically ran with... No, in a U-Haul truck. Drove into the White House with the U-Haul. 504 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:25,360 In a barrier. Four miles an hour. Okay. Yeah. And then they reduced his charges quietly. All right. 505 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:34,080 I read a story about it. I don't remember the guy's name, but... Just like the guy, the Hispanic 506 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:42,080 fella that shot up that mall in Texas and they were saying he had like SS Bolts and stuff or 507 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:48,960 something like white supremacist shit. It's like... You know, that's bullshit. Who do you believe anymore? 508 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,800 Well, you know, white supremacist stuff, that doesn't make sense. I'm telling you, you don't 509 00:41:52,800 --> 00:42:01,280 believe. You don't believe anything that they say. Who's they? The media? Yes. It's all fucking lies 510 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:09,840 and false flags and smoke screens and bullshit. Every last bit of information. I just found out that... 511 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,320 It's just the same person telling you the same thing every hour out of a different month. Yeah. 512 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:22,880 That's what they want you to know. 24 hours a day. Every single channel including. It's very silly how 513 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:30,320 people are losing their minds over Tucker Carlson. Are they? Yeah. I haven't paid attention to 514 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,720 Tucker Carlson. What are they? He's built his own studio. You can't be paying attention to him because 515 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,480 he's not on TV. That's what I mean. The most happening with him. I don't know what he's... 516 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:44,400 He's built his own studio from what I read. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just need people to go out there 517 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:51,520 and try... You know what? Listen. They spoke some truth. Well, there's a reason that people liked him. 518 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,840 Okay? Yeah, because he was somewhat cool. Well, he was cool. He just didn't give a fuck. 519 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,640 Remember like Howard Stern when he was very, very popular? People flack to him because he just 520 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,560 did what he wanted to do. I didn't know anything about him. Let me tell you something I saw real quick 521 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:15,040 with Tucker. Now that you mentioned him, I'm glad you bought it up. It was a podcast. Two kids, 522 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,440 they're I think Canadian actually, but they now have come to the United States to do their podcast 523 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,520 because they've been doing so well I guess. Or whatever. Anyways, they had Tucker Carlson on. 524 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,920 Wow. Yeah. They should have pulled up and everything and come there. It was really neat. 525 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:33,600 He was in there and he's saying some really cool stuff. Who was? Tucker Carlson. Okay. It was very 526 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:39,520 interesting. I watched the whole damn thing, but I happened to notice he was sweating profusely under 527 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:44,080 his arms. And? Well, that's kind of like a sign of something. Like he's maybe a little anxious. 528 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:50,160 You're itching profusely, huh? No, but he was. He was, you know... Okay. And? He was sweating, 529 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:55,200 talking about these things he was talking about. He was a very animated character. I am, but that's 530 00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:02,160 the whole affair. Right. No, not so much, but you know, there's that's, you know, for, you wouldn't 531 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:07,360 think the person that does that. So this guy sweat and it made you fucking come up with some weird 532 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:12,160 thing. Yes. Because you know, maybe the things he's saying or maybe it was nerdy. You're not 533 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:17,520 just nervous about something. Listen, this guy just got fired and his company won't fucking, because 534 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:23,440 of that whole thing with the cell phones, with the hacking. Dude gets fired. He's guaranteed 535 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,960 $20 million in fourth. Yeah, I know that's, I'm sure he's not upset about losing this job. I don't 536 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:34,880 know, but he's got to do his own thing at this time. Yeah, it'll be funny. You know what? This time 537 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,760 where we're at in this place of life, when people look at us in a hundred years, they're gonna scoff 538 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:45,760 at us and be like, these people were fucking idiots. Oh yeah. Um, that goes without a doubt. Look 539 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,680 at our leadership. But there's so many options for media. You can go on YouTube. Biden is a 540 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:55,280 fuck. I want to just put that out there. Biden is a fucking idiot. Everybody in charge is a fucking idiot. 541 00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:01,760 Here comes left Larry, you know, and they're just all deployed, really fucking cock suckers, man. 542 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:08,240 Pet-a-file motherfuckers. Allegedly. Allegedly, most of them are pet-a-files and allegedly they're all 543 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:13,600 satanic demons. And who, I mean, it's like, you just can't. All the fucking big names. I don't want to 544 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:18,720 name them because. Thanks God. You may be demon possessed. Yes, you probably are. So, I hope 545 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:22,640 they're less late about that. They know who they are and people you know don't know. I was talking 546 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:28,640 about before that though, before you're rudely interrupted me about how everybody's pet-a-files. 547 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,680 No, we were talking about Tucker Carlson. Yes, thank you very much. I'm saying though, 548 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:38,240 because of the profuse sweating of saying that, there's kind of. It doesn't mean shit. No, man. 549 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:47,280 People fucking sweat, dude. Yeah. Wouldn't you be? I mean, like you said, the guy just lost a 550 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:53,520 fucking 80 million dollar job. I don't know when this was made. Him, Don Lemon. Well, if he's doing 551 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,320 a podcast. Before it's lost, before it's lost, before it's lost. For the rest of kids, it's probably 552 00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:01,520 three years. So, what I was getting to saying is that the internet sucks. Everything sucks about it. 553 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:07,200 Everybody's so interconnected. If you listen, not everybody should have a fucking voice. We should, 554 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,000 you know what I mean? No. You definitely should. But we're fucking doing our own thing in a basement 555 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,560 and we love doing it, you know? No matter if people listen or not. So, isn't it crazy that people 556 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:26,080 are losing their minds that this fucking guy isn't on the air? Are they really losing their minds? 557 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,960 Like I said, I haven't heard anything about this. He was the biggest time slot on Fox News. Yeah, 558 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:35,680 I've watched it. I like to think about that. Yeah, I was. You know what I mean? Like this fucking 559 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:41,840 the biggest audience at that time. Like, took it for a long time. For anyone on TV. Yeah. It's just funny 560 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:49,680 how TV like, I forgot, Mary told me they controls us. Yeah. Well, that's why they call it devil's 561 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:55,680 tool. That's why they call it TV programs because it's all programming, man. It programs our minds. 562 00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:03,440 It's brainwashing. But Mary told me that they tore down all his whole set from Fox. Yeah, they took 563 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:11,120 the chairs and everything like the walls. He built a place in Woodstock. Oh yeah, Woodstock. 564 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:16,240 I told you about this. Yeah, we were talking about this. They have cameras and talk about it here. 565 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:21,760 No, I know. But there's a listen, anybody who's going to say what the fuck they want to say, 566 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:28,800 I support that shit. Me too, man. Free speech is one of our fucking major losses, lady. Yeah, 567 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:34,080 everybody's got to weigh their words or afraid of saying something wrong. People are afraid to 568 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:39,360 speak to their mind. Yeah. Right. Because they're going to get repercussions from it. It wasn't 569 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:44,640 used to be like that. Someone tried to cancel us. Let me tell you. It'll get us some pressure. Maybe 570 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:52,400 can move some t-shirts. They're like, look at social media. What people are saying. What they're 571 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,920 saying. They could be people watching this. Well, listening for everybody has to be interconnected 572 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,320 now. Just like we're trying to fucking boost our show on the fucking internet. You can't really 573 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:11,040 do something you got to use. That's how it works. So but you know, it's at the same time. Everybody's 574 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:19,840 like what Don Anford just said, the spying aspect of them knowing every little fucking detail about 575 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,720 every fucking thing you do, man. Yeah, that was Snowden shit, right? With the cell phones when 576 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:31,360 he said everybody was getting watched. Yeah. Yeah. And but it's not just Snowden. Snowden's just the 577 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:38,080 one that told us that's why they don't like Snowden. Anybody that they don't like that they want to 578 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:45,520 kill. It sounds great. John the Caffe. All them guys should be fucking heroes with fucking statues 579 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:53,040 put up in town squares with them fucking, you know, their rendition, their fucking liking. 580 00:48:53,040 --> 00:49:00,080 Because I'll tell you, if they don't like them, they're probably the good guy to kill them. We 581 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,880 don't like you. We'll kill you. That's what they'll do. But if they don't like them, I won't kill them. 582 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,680 I like you get your big free riches. We're going to slap your wiener or your vagina. 583 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:17,120 You know, I'll slap the vaginas. Oh man, Larry. That's going to be our next t shirt. 584 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,520 Slap. Slap the vaginas. 585 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,160 But I don't think that will fly. But you never know. We might have a 586 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,480 audience that will take up. They don't like slap a vagina or two. You know, I mean, 587 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,560 you just can't do that in public. Yeah, do that in your own house. We're going to the bathroom. 588 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:47,360 Oh, Jesus. I mean, you know, like if we have a live show or something. Oh, all you ladies have 589 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:54,240 that to look forward to. Watch all four old slappy hands over. We're going to have to put like, 590 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,400 gloves on you like those neon gloves. Some people can see where your hands are. 591 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,120 Paint on. 592 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:06,080 That's going to stick. I love it. 593 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:15,840 Yeah. So, you know, that's just how it goes. But you just got to roll with it and fuck it. 594 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880 That's how it was. Roll with what? 595 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:24,000 The fucking slapping of the vaginas. Oh, Jesus, Larry. You're going back to that. 596 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,520 No, you know, why would you do that? 597 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:31,440 I can't stop thinking about it. I mean, I gave you an out and you went right back. 598 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,920 I can't stop thinking about it. Well, that's a sickness, Larry. 599 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:43,520 Oh, I think Donnie had a fork going. We're going to need a fire hose for this guy. 600 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:53,280 Oh, Tina Turner. Oh, that poor soul. Do you think Ike was waiting up for in heaven with a shoe? 601 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,960 Maybe, but I'll tell you what, it wasn't heaven. Yeah, Tina's probably. 602 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,000 I fucking used to when I was rolling down river sticks. 603 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:11,680 No, you never know. Tina was all right, I guess, but she took some abuse. I thought she was fucking 604 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:18,000 amazing. When I was a little kid, you're live? No, but when I was a little kid, she was on TV. 605 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,760 She was on TV with Ike, with Ike and Tina Turner. Out of time, everywhere. 606 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:27,520 You could turn on the TV without seeing it. Yeah. And so, and I was enthralled with those 607 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:32,480 fucking small mini skirts. Yes, she was all flashed. They were all shaken. 608 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,360 Who did she play with too? There was like a woman. When she played with a woman. Ike 609 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:43,200 Atz. The Ike Atz? That's what they were? Really? Ike and Tina Turner with the Ike Atz. The Ike Atz. 610 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:49,280 Yeah, yeah. It seemed like they were on TV almost every fucking night. That's another 611 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,360 t-shirt. We'll write Ike Atz and put our faces. 612 00:51:55,200 --> 00:52:00,160 And they'd have the matching, they'd have the matching fucking mini skirts and Tina's would 613 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:08,160 be just a little flashier and a little shorter. Maybe be out there, man. Who runs Bartotown? 614 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:15,680 Do you ever see fucking, ah, shit, what's the Mel Gibson movie? Thunderdome, fucking crazy. 615 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:21,280 Oh man, maybe I saw it. What the fuck is it called? People who are listening and going nuts right now. 616 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:28,800 No. What the fuck is it called? The Thunderdome movie. You don't know what it's a Thunderdome movie? 617 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,040 This is unbelievable. I know the one with Tina Turner in there though. 618 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:38,080 I think that's the Thunderdome one. I don't know anything about it. The guy says, 619 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:43,120 she goes, you're in charge of power. And he goes, I don't know anything about power. And she goes, 620 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,560 you're not a shovel shit, don't you? Yeah, that's fucking what's the name of that? 621 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:52,000 I don't know the name, but I saw that. I saw the movie. If you think of it, don't say it. 622 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,440 It's the only movie I ever saw that you mentioned. Who's the little midget guy? 623 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:02,560 I don't remember it. I just remember Tina Turner. Because I was still in the crushing. I was still 624 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,840 crushing on her left over. She's smoking hot, man. It's her childhood. Oh yeah. What's love got to do 625 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:14,000 with it? Oh yeah. Man, who needs a heart? I remember when that record came out and the fucking, 626 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,840 actually my mother bought it and I remember saying, wow, that's a good album cover because the back of 627 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:26,640 the album cover was a close-up of her ass. That's what you remember? Yeah, that is what I remember. 628 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:33,520 And the front of it was some pose where she's wearing hardly any pants and her legs are shown 629 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:39,600 and they look really good. But the back of it is like she's wearing the Ikep dress maybe, 630 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:46,240 you know, still. And it's like, holy fuck, man. She was really, really a smoker. She was a smoke 631 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:53,440 show, Tina. And she was good, man. She fucking sang her ass off. And she was shaking her ass. 632 00:53:53,440 --> 00:54:00,960 She shook her ass before it was called twerking, man. She was the original twerking queen. She just 633 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:08,320 didn't do it distastefully like all these whores today. Yeah, she didn't want to do it. On camera, 634 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:16,560 which is crazy. She would be on camera. We call it these people that fucking, 635 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:23,760 you know, like tiktok girls and shit like that. Like the amount of money they make. It's crazy. 636 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:29,760 Yeah. There's women, there's a pervert to look at that all day long. Well, no, it's not that they 637 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:35,440 look at it. They pay for it. Yeah. Well, that's what I mean. But you're making this a month. 638 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:40,160 There's a pervert that spanked to that all day long. That's what we're referring to. 639 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:49,200 What's going on? Yes. You think? What do you think they're doing, man? Going there and looking at 640 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:55,840 masturbating and going, that's wonderful art. They're fucking beating up. Are they like, 641 00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:01,520 dude, people? Are they? No. They're wearing turtleneck. I don't understand why that kind of 642 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:08,560 problem. No. I heard that they're doing it. No, we're talking about these chicks showing their ass 643 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,680 twerking and shit. No, they're not showing their ass. So they were just doing a dance. 644 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,280 They're doing a little dance and they make millions of dollars. We're saying that it's 645 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,680 deteriorated much further. Probably has. This is why they're doing it. We probably have. I don't 646 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:26,480 know what we're talking about. Since 1971, do you think? She was a tiktok star, a millionaire 647 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:32,880 off of tiktok. Yeah. I believe it. I believe it. Just dancing with tiktok. Yeah, not even 648 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:38,320 nothing else. No sex, no nothing. Not like only fans. No one even knows what her pussy looks like 649 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:43,440 if she's a millionaire. Well, you can kind of get a look at it sometimes. Millions of fucking dollars. 650 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,960 Yeah, off of ads. What the fuck? You should start doing that. I told you we should do it. 651 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:59,120 Only fans for his feet, dude. You would make a killing. You would love this, man. He had a bandage 652 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:06,000 on there and his foot split in half yesterday. Foot split in half. His toe was gonna come off. 653 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,840 His toe is coming off. I'll show you. If I take off my shit. No, that's all right. 654 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,840 If he takes off his sandals, his toe might come apart. His foot might fall apart. 655 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:21,440 That's the only thing, hold them together. That is the foundation for those fucking dogs. He had 656 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:29,840 a fucking, you know, rehydrate his toes. With what? He fell asleep with his foot in front of the 657 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:37,520 air conditioner. Dude, you're lucky you didn't get tangerine fall off. It's right out. He just wakes 658 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:45,200 up. His toe cracked and half and almost came off. How close are you to the air conditioner? 659 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:51,920 Well, it was dry. It was dry because my feet. I didn't ask that question. I asked how close 660 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:56,560 were you to the air conditioner. Yeah, well, I have dry feet because of psoriasis. I don't feel it. 661 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:01,120 I think they're very dry. Okay. How close are you to air conditioning at night and everything? 662 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:06,160 I understand that, but how close is your foot to the air conditioner? It's at the end of the bed 663 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,880 with my air conditioner. They're both at the end of the bed. So yeah. It's still not the answer. 664 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,320 So three inches, six inches. Oh no, not that close. The whole bed was like, 665 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:24,400 windows are here, the bed's here, my feet are like here. So I don't know. That's not so five feet away. 666 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:29,680 He's just literally going, there we go. And how the fuck did your foot almost fall off? 667 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:34,240 Well, it was dry from before. And then because of the cold there, it just made it drier. 668 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,640 Dude, you're going to lose that toe. And then I felt it. Dude, it looks like you've been climbing 669 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,000 mountains barefoot. 670 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,760 Crawling, crawling in the rock with my toe. I know, I know it does, man. 671 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:57,520 It looks like a wolf bed to have one. Yeah, I'm telling you. You should have seen, I thought, 672 00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:03,680 I thought there was hair growing out of it. I thought it was, you know. 673 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,440 It was growing out of which toe? I thought it was growing hair. Dude, there was one right there, 674 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:15,040 man. Whoo. That one looks like it's ready to fight. That's the slishy one. That's the one that ripped open. 675 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:21,360 Yeah, that one right there. Right. He's got a mind of its own. That's the one that needed bandages. 676 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:27,200 That little piggy, he has a knife. It looked bandaged up yesterday. I know. I had it pretty 677 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,640 good, but it keeps falling off now. I don't know what's going on. Why is it just that? You've got a 678 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:37,600 fucking bathe. You need to soak them doggies. That's what you need to do. 679 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:44,480 Zagler. Yeah, by the way, I got a little soap. I can't even cut on my foot like that. You know, 680 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:50,880 it's going to get worse. Yeah. How the fuck did you get it? From the dryness. It cracked open. 681 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:57,040 Dunker Honey. He's just kicking the wall. I was hoping I could just like, you know, stick it back 682 00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:03,280 together with lubricants. Jesus, man. Lubricant, you know, Vaseline and tape should do it. Yeah. 683 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:08,320 Yeah. I mean, first of all, you should be wearing open toad shoes. That's what I said. 684 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:14,000 Yesterday, when I saw your foot, I said, man, I'd be wearing fucking steel toes. 685 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:20,800 Yeah. I put on a sock last night. I put on a sock last night. It did keep the belly out a 686 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:27,040 lot better. That's the first time you put a sock on in that long. Days, days. Days. That means 687 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:34,000 fucking months. And then we were in sandals in the middle of winter. I do. I know. It's been like 688 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,040 months since you had shoes on. And you wonder why you got jungle foot too. 689 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:46,800 Well, I think it's been prone to, it's been shown every single season. 690 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:57,440 He's walking the foot of snow in sandals. Yeah, you got trench foot, dude. He lives in World War 691 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:06,000 II shit. Dude, that thing's, that thing's gonna lead to trench miles. Dude, if that thing starts 692 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,760 stinking, dude, you better go to Stroger. Yeah. 693 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,800 You can sit in the lobby with that stinky foot. They'll say, 694 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:26,000 look, come out with a little bag. You put your foot in the bag, sir. You get a little fan and 695 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:31,840 just put it out in the lobby. You don't have to wait 16 hours to get help. Well, what's gonna 696 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:36,080 happen to him? Yeah, I know what's gonna happen. You're gonna have a fucking nine-toed on in for 697 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,960 Yeah. I don't have a big toe. Yeah, that would ruin your equilibrium. Right. You can't walk 698 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:48,960 right without that. Yeah, we can get you a dummy one. Like how they do it. Screw on. I don't know 699 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:58,000 about a screw on. We'll get him like apparatus that goes behind his heel. It's a big toe. 700 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,880 We're gonna buckle. You can stash weed in it. 701 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,640 Here you go. Fat and punting. 702 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:10,560 It's truly a chocane or something. It's an urgency. You're gonna whack down from your fake toe. 703 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,280 All right. I want to say, I want to give a shout out to 704 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:30,320 the silly one. Matthew, Ross, Tiffany, Trissy, and Chris in Florida. I hope you feel better, 705 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:34,800 brother. Yeah. I hope you feel better. I hope you feel better. Prayers to Chris. Not him, sir. 706 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:40,640 Yeah, prayers to Chris. Anybody that's in there. Thank you, and for coming in. Like, 707 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:47,120 follow, subscribe, check us out on Twitter and at Larian Needles. Like I said, we're giving away 708 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:52,640 t-shirts, stickers. We'll fish it up, man. We're on Twitter. You'll see the pictures, man. Yeah. 709 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,600 Also, I want to thank Mark for being here. Don Anforth. Don Anforth. Thank you for 710 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,920 gracing us with your presence. No problem, man. I'm not even. You're teaching us about fish. 711 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:14,960 Yeah. And thanks for tuning in. Have a great evening. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. Peace.