Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show
Okay, hey welcome to the Larry Needles show I'm Larry and I'm needles and we got Mark here with us today
We might be on third Mike from now on right? What's that? We might be on third Mike from now on right?
Yeah, we might have Mark as a permanent. He's a fixture shall we say fixture in the show. Nice you're on the joint kick and
I want to get one thing clear
I'm over the fact that needles survived that car wreck and I'm gonna get right back to treating them like a piece of fucking dirt
No, seriously, it's really good to see you today, buddy. How you doing?
I'm doing good, man. You know what? I finally feel okay like that
I mean think about that the fucking like I get a the force of it, man
You're fucking well, I get fucking whack that work. You know me with electricity. Yeah, yeah
I could fucking you know what I mean like I just keep going and going, you know
It's sure if I want me to 120 I've been hit by 277
but uh
I got whacked once
Yeah, but by a dude right?
220 it was you know, it was it was brutal
It was painful actual actual physical pain from it. Yeah, I mean not like a shock when you your grandmothers and you're
Feeling the two you find a dildo in the drawer
No, you know like there's a frayed cord on the old lamp and you're touching the wires and you're getting a little jolt as a kid
Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, but um
And you start getting used to it you start liking it. It's like your first high almost
You know what it is. It's like shit starting to settle in like I'm gonna be foxing
Yeah, that's the fucking yeah, I mean that's the realization of the severity of the situation
Well, it is it is I fucked up and shit happens, you know, but I'm alive
Yeah, I don't know you listen man. I'm gonna tell you right now
I can count on my hands how many times needles is uh, you know going to the other side shall I say?
Yeah, yeah, you can't count on your hands. No, I can okay, but it's more it's let's say
You officially I'm like Vishnu all the hands
You've officially overdosed on every drug known to man. Yes, I have well
I mean take too much of every drug there is no too much or everything is just enough
But uh at the same time, you know
It's really eye-opening you got like we were talking about like you think it's something else and nowadays it's not
No, like usually we would search out that thing like remember people would be like, hey, you know
It's somebody such and such had a bad time with this
At a certain spot and where would everybody go right to that right to that spot?
They don't need to kill the guy man, but
Today, you know people aren't looking for that
They're looking to you know kid is used to stealing one of his mom's xanax out of the fucking out of her purse
Rather than the cabinet in the bathroom
Then he's at a party and one of his friends says hey you want a xanax? He thinks fuck yeah
I take those all the time. That's no big deal
And then he fucking dies comes left past the don't you do the left hand side?
It's not good. And so well, it's not I mean
It's just fucking crazy
Does the government have to step in and start making its own drugs and be like venezuela or those countries where it's like
Hey, you know what? Uh, you can carry this but
You know because when you think you don't hear about venezuela or south america having the same problem we are
Well, no because we're the most drug hungry fucking nation
On the face of the blood of drugs. I think it's rent rent. We have we are very gluttonous country
We have an appetite for and fourth can get that please
We have a
Uninsatiable appetite
To consume yeah, and you know and plus we're probably the only place where you'd see a junkies
Just looking so bad on the street and someone would
Actually you walk also do that. Well, no then then someone that never did it would
You know, I remember that
The scourge of the earth at that point. Yeah, we didn't see that type of shit when we were firing
You know kids when you talk about oh, no, it wasn't like this now man. It was rampant fucking right
I mean, you know people hit out and shit. You couldn't party like you can now
Well, and plus also
If you're into it and you're in the area that you do it
Yeah, there's a multitude of trap houses in chicago where you can hide your wears and do your thing
Yeah unseen from the from the public eye. Yeah
Now they don't even care about that. Well, it's just more prevalent in areas of that if succumb to homelessness
Yeah, I guess that's what it is. It's like these people are homeless because your drug addicts. Well, yes
But the whole thing is though everybody's got a fucking story
Everybody's got a story in fourth, you know what I mean like this guy lost his job. He lost his wife
This you know something bad happened fucking
Now I'm homeless and right but you can buy a lot more drugs living in a tent
I mean, can you yeah, if you got a check coming or some kind of little job
You know
Check coming but where is it coming to your tent adress p.o. Box right?
Yeah, you get a p.o box. That's all you do
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That's all I did was Bangkok
Now we went to what you did what do you mean? Bangkok? Yeah, that was a joke. I just made
You're two seconds behind
Do that
That's what we need to
Timing is everything. It really is. I mean
That timing is almost sort of like coincidence, right? Well, I don't know timing is
Well, if you look at the drumming aspect of timing. Yes, but if you look at the wrong place wrong time
Hi, yeah, I don't like this middle man. She's in here. Well, guess what? Where are you sitting?
In the middle. So guess what? We moved over
Marched the new middle man in the circle jerk. He's got both hands
A little downhilling in for
But uh, man this fucking weed is good. It's very good
So I can't I can't breathe. I can't breathe
Man, well, did you see that's very silly?
Did you see how target uh
It was marketing for children. Okay. And then there was a
How about this a little fact about that they lost nine billion dollars in one week already
Because of that shit, but I mean
People like my niece. I know my niece shout out a lot. She ain't gonna fucking go there anymore
She's like some people are like that, you know, they don't want their kids looking at that fucking shit
So it was released in an email that they wanted to now switch over to George Floyd
What? Yeah, well that that was their game plan. It was maybe we should
Try to because did you hear about that blm though? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back a second
Okay, so they were so they're running
They're running down. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for him to fucking go on a rant. I mean
Oh my god
Donnie unforced
So it was leaked in the email that target, I mean, you know what this shit's bullshit
It probably is
I'm not saying that the email I'm just saying who really gives a fuck. Listen, man. I know, but it's funny. I need t-shirts
I don't underwear
Do I go to amazon? No
Deliver it. Yeah, because if you've seen the stores nowadays, I haven't been in a store to buy it
Well, I did go to walmart, man, but I go with like fucking. I'm like the old men. Yeah, I'm at six in the morning
Morning or late. Yes. Yeah, there's nobody there. I'm saying hi to every lady that works there and fucking
There's like three other dudes a couple of ladies and the cart there's no
Clog up in any aisles or in and out of that yourself check out. I don't want to talk to anybody. Yeah
It's really nice
Sometimes I I don't because I got like I had cat litter and
If you don't put the thing through the thing so I want to very specific Larry
If you don't put the thing through the thing, you know, if you don't lift it up and if you don't put it on the thing
We scan it. That's where they give you a fucking and they got a gun sucker
Did you realize that they had a gun? I don't know fucking blue your mind
There's a gun a little bit. I know it did. I saw that look on your face
Larry just realized there's a scan
Oh, you've been fucking down in fourth nose
Jesus, that's how a chopper has his items. So basically what I mean, I'm gonna try to break it down. I'll tell you what I stole though
I'll tell you a lot of ladies heart. No, man. The food short. It's a food shortage out there. It really is right
Okay, I already stole cinnamon man. I stole spice. Oh my god stole cinnamon
I stole seven dollars forty nine cents cinnamon. That's outrageous
Exactly. What kind of cinnamon was it? Grown cinnamon. Grown cinnamon. Nothing special about it. A small package
A small package of brown spices. She called it caps on this guy. That'd be pretty funny for the episode
I said it's brown spices man. I'll be honest with you. I took this shit and I'm fucking damn proud
You're proud of stealing? It's insane man. Come on. Proud thief
Seven dollars and forty nine cents for, you know, a pack of cinnamon
One bottle you said? Yeah, one one thing
Well, you said a problem. Look at how fucking big he's saying. How big was it? It's a bad or it's powder, right?
It's like ground powder. You should snort it when you get home. Tell us how it feels
Just a small small way. Just a little bump
I'd make daddy a little sweeter
I took it. What the fuck? Just a keybomb. It's less than a thousand dollars. I won't get a felony
Which is crazy that they they change that from 500. It used to be 500
I mean are things getting better or are they getting worse?
It seems like they're getting a lot worse. Okay, if your little kid's bicycle got stolen
And he was crying and crying and you bought the bike for 50 dollars or you were richy and you bought the bike for
$5,000 the kids just as fucking sad, right? The crime is just as far as
If it's 50 bucks, that was a horrible analogy. I'll let you know what's that
Both little kids are crying and they both want a bicycle
The rich kid doesn't realize that his bike is so much fucking better
And the poor kid doesn't realize that his bike sucks. They both know that they love their bikes
They love their bikes and the motherfucking thing got ripped off. Yeah
So that's my biggest felony. That was awful
You know, I had a bike stolen for me and I watched you got it right away with it and man and forth
What did that feel like the most debilitating moment of your life? You're stuck there
It was my idiot friend. My idiot friend Dave Donning the guy says hey
Go back there and bring that dog back there on for me. I'll give you 50 cents and there was no dog back there
I'm like, there's no fucking dog back there another no dog story. Look at it and forth, man
I'm like running back around the corner. Sure enough. There's a guy riding off on my bike
Because I had the nice front wheel with the motorcycle breaking shit
For Donnie and forth they stripped it. They took the tire and the handlebars and threw in the creek. So I got it back
We saw we saw it took the frame though. No, I got they took the tire the front tire had motorcycle drum brake on
Did you get any did you get the whole bike back or pieces of it?
I got the less the front tire and handlebars
No, oh, that's not too bad. But I mean
So you almost got your bike back. Fuck and we saw a kid driving riding around on
Jeff shout out to Jeff listening to our
Podcasts on the plane on the way to Vegas. He told me that in the tech doesn't make any sense because he can't stream it
But I know he'll hear it. Oh, okay for the download. Yeah, and uh, we saw the kid riding around. Hey, man. That's Jeff spike
Fuck you. It's not you know, so we went there with we went we knew where the kid lives
So we went there with Jeff's dad and he was a big fucking tall
You know
Framping yeah, man and the kids like yeah, no, I wasn't stealing your bike. I was just gonna wash it and stuff
Yeah, we're like get the fuck out of here, dude. He's like
Nothing worse than that feeling of getting just like we were talking about your wallet
When you lose like your wallet or your purse or your credit like there's nothing worse than that feeling of just like
Like despair everything just runs especially with the main on a mean with chicks. They have a purse. Oh, yeah
Dude loses his wallet
You know what I mean? Yeah, you got some shit in there
Well when a chick loses a purse her wallet is also in the purse. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying they don't they carry a you know
They got the bag on their shoulder saying yeah, or they carry a pocket whatever the fuck
I'm just saying that feeling when something gets taken from your stolen is
It is probably the worst feeling you're ever gonna feel I think the bags in his prison purse broke open
What?
Huh?
The bags that he was carrying in his prison purse just broke open or something
Are you insinuating that?
God in forth is smuggling drugs in his bottle. Things are kicking in or something
No, these guys having a good time. Look at him. He's fucking doing the fucking twist over here. I mean Jesus dude
Quick minding on the rug like that. It's gonna be a spot. I know
You're a nervous son of a bitch. Let me tell you man anxiety sucks. I understand that
Really anxious. Yeah, no, you can't sit still
You should have seen him before what's that? What was he trying to do before he comes down?
I
That's how he's scheduled at the police station this guy's a kisser watch out for
Going to hug her
Did you bring your notebook in for no no notebook today? No notebook today?
You know, I had a notebook. I forgot upstairs which is very fitting for the letter. Yeah, how about that?
No one is prepared. Sheila Rodriguez check. Who's that these kids at um
Hunter college in new york. Okay. I got a good memory. So I really don't need the book
You forgot already. No
These kids have a board
Pro-life pamphlets out on some little table at the college that they have permission to do, you know
So they got a spot. Yeah, they got a little spot and they have and they're giving information the kids are asking them
Shit about it. Yeah, one of the teachers walks up this crazy bitch with fucking long blind dreadlocks and she's fucking
Totally nuts and she's going this is fucking bullshit. You guys are
creating violence and it's called freedom of speech Larry
Well, then she started get the fuck out of here and she started flipping that's assault
She started flipping their pants cleared their table flipped their little books off and told them you don't know fucking shit
And the kid says well, I'm sorry. It's offending you and she goes
You can't even say sorry. You can't even have a fucking baby because it was a boy
The kid teacher but no the kid was doing this to the kid. I know but I'm just saying the kid is trying to defend himself
He's like, hey, I'm trying to do something with my life here. You know what I mean and you get a friend next women trans
What would he be against next? He's gone imagine
It's 75 80 degrees out. It's beautiful out. What did you think he was against?
You're just walking by something and it he wasn't and I hate to say triggered
But you get so offended by something that you literally have to get aggressive
So then listen to this right? So then the guy from the newspaper goes to interview her and newspaper what like uh
New York posters. Oh, okay. All right goes to interview reputable. Yeah goes to interview her and her apartment
She comes out and holds them a shatty to the guy's neck
Tells them get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna chop you up in little pieces. Listen, then later
Then later there's dash cam of her chasing them down the street on the street with a machete
Listen lady, whatever your name is and I know you're listening. Please give me a call
Shaila Rodriguez. What's her name?
Shaila Rodriguez
How did you travel the senator?
She sounds um
Hispanic
She looked black or Hispanic put it maybe Puerto Rican. I don't know
Puerto Rican
She looked like you know what she looked like if you you were gonna fight with this bitch
She would give you a run for your money. She would give Jay a run for her money
Yeah, she was ready to fucking roll and she had a machete
So then the the the fucking dudes
Were like who's the dudes the cops? No the uh newspaper guys because they were filming it to the interview
The shit went viral like a motherfucker and they even start, you know, they
Maybe I saw out of the corner of my Mary even was looking at it was on the internet and shit, you know all over the fucking place
and uh
Isn't it crazy that's what goes viral people hurting other people or yeah, yeah
She held this fucking thing right to his neck. Let's get the fuck out of here motherfucker
and you know
It's very second they didn't do it. Yeah, but you know what this bitch would be dangerous. I mean dude
You didn't fuck her right. She'll kill you. I'm gonna tell you right now. It's a school teacher. A chick with a knife
I think I can handle. Yeah a chick with a machete
No, let me tell you man
And I'm gonna have to use a lot of needles charm
Yeah, because
Man, so then the news guys didn't press charges on her though, but the but because it went viral
The cops gotta hit the cop
Yeah, they're like listen, well, that's the problem shit now too is everybody's video tapes everything that's like you
Can't hold them in shettiness
Without getting filmed we're a laughing stock of ourselves
Oh, yeah, you know what I mean like it's completely like sick look all the way that it goes like everybody fucks up eventually
Nobody's perfect
And my car driving along
And looked over at the light and noticed there was a guy
his phone up
He was filming me
Filming you. Yes. He was not talking to us when I could tell the angle it wasn't you just looked over and this guy was filming
I'll smoke on my pipe in the car. Oh well, okay. There we go. This guy's actually filming you know
Yeah, well, no, but it looks like a fuck
It looks like a fred mcmurry my three sons it is a pipe actually
I
Mean
Smokes out of a tobacco
The cops have looked directly at his pipe though before and thought nothing. Yes, but you can't smell it come on
You really do my dad used to smoke a pipe and that thing stinks like a fucking oh, yeah, right?
My dad was my dad smoked a pipe in the garage like he smoked a pipe
And it was fucking you get smelling that shit heavy rolling. Yeah
You know what I mean like and then he put his thumb over and cap it and fucking oh man
I'll never forget the smell of it. That was pretty crazy. Yeah, how about they have that contest where which might have it in Chicago where they
Have to smoke a bowl or they get a pile of tobacco
Yeah, X amount. I forgot how much
And they sit in some fucking pub and drink and they get one match
And they smoke their pipe and they got a fucking they do what they get one time to light the fucking pipe
It's easy though
And then they smoked a whole batch of tobacco with ever
Never
Never ever let it go so that you just keep on putting I don't know but yeah, that's what they do
And those guys all have mouth cancer now rip to those guys
Yeah, well, no, there's still a new batch of fucking ass wipes that want to do that
Well, listen, you see the people chase like the cheese wheels down the hill. You ever seen that?
Down the hill and they fucking barrel down the hill and they drop a wheel of cheese
Oh, it's a big wheel like seven fucking
It's that big
Four foot maybe
But wait, let me finish let me finish and they fucking run down and it's
Are jagged five. I mean these people are fucking scorpion
You know what a scorpion is when you're back like
And they're fucking tumbling like cartwheel tumbling
And then the fat hill, the steep hill, the shit that people will do
Listen, this hill has rocks and shit on it?
Yeah, well, I don't I mean
It's a hill, no, it's just a regular grass hill
Yeah, I think it's a grassy knoll but upwards and jab-cating the hill
Steve is fucked
And so what you can't you gotta beat the cheese is that the idea?
Yeah, but you're going at such a velocity and such a fucking
Are you catch the cheese?
Sure, you're gonna catch it
I if the catchery beat it. I thought you beat it. Maybe beat it catch it
I don't know
The fucking and forces comes up with it. Donnie and for coming up with this
Oh
I saw this fucking thing sounds like a fun gaming boy
Years ago me and Mary were watching it and some fucking dumb show she's watching and all of a sudden it got real interesting
They were making cheese
And they were in switch school
And they were making swiss cheese and they made every person that went to this thing was making their own wheel of cheese
Yes, this smaller fucking thing was seven feet around
They dip it in the wax
Yeah, and then once it's in this wax because you know you figured what the fuck are you gonna do with all this cheese?
It lasts indefinitely. Oh, yeah, it's fucking. Yeah, I didn't know that
There's a mold you scrape off the mold
There's something cool that these these high-end restaurants do like Italian restaurants
They'll get a wheel of cheese and then what they do is they fucking
cut it
Like a pot and they put they cook a little pasta
Put it inside the wheel of cheese
And then dump the sauce on while the cheese is hot and they cook it and they serve it around. I've seen that before
Yeah
The fucking sauce monkeys will come up with anything
Yeah, you know what I mean, and I was thinking, you know, so then the people roll the wheel home
You gotta walk the fucking dude seven feet. You know much that thing way
And I said it falls over. How do you pick it back up?
I mean it was about this wide, but I mean they didn't have it on some sort of dolly these fucking ass
No, well, maybe for the tv show
Well, yeah, I mean
The street rolled out of what I was freaking out on how big these motherfuckers were the dudes or the cheese the cheese
How big were the dudes transported six feet tall regular guy. That's not a regular guy
What's a regular guy?
Well, how tall are you?
Five four
They're tall out there because you know that dairy on that cheese makes them grow. They're tall, you know
Right four, how tall are you?
Again, it's five eight five eight with the two inch dick
I'm like five eight. So none of us were six foot. So no, right?
Okay, so maybe the guy was fucking a little shorter than six feet
But whatever the wheel of cheese was taller than him. Okay, and it was huge
Oh, there was a lot of cheese. You gotta have somewhere to put this
But we need all this cheese, man. Can you imagine all the cheese?
It's gonna last you for a long time. Yeah, it's all the cheese you ever need. Yeah
Well, no, what they'll do is they'll probably sell a lot of it. Maybe yeah, you know what I mean?
Age it, cure it
Flap it around
Nothing like little mitten cheese, right baby
Nothing like little meat and cheese
That's right
Little wax in there for you for good measure. It's funny though how fucking
People still do the artisanal shit or is that how you say it?
Artisanal
Who the fuck like people like I was watching this thing about sushi's
Things about sushi like they wouldn't even let like fucking uh, you couldn't even you had to learn how to do rites for a couple years
Right. Oh, yeah, you're oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you don't just jump into it and think you're gonna start rolling with fish
You just go to panda express and you throw it in the cooker and they're just like, you know what's nice about
Panda express is I cannot believe that they would
Have someone would serve panda. Isn't that like a protected fucking animal or something?
a fucking boo Larry
Boo
Oh god, yeah, Donnie I'm sorry. I had that joke years ago. Oh no, it was years ago
Mount of the mountain
Man, they got panda there. What the fuck man stick to making sweet licks Larry
Oh
No, but here's what my father told me about the uh, I've built four panda expresses. They always offer me food never eating
There's a lot of wood never
Horrible I have eaten it. I'd rather take fentanyl and drive my car
It's like it's like the McDonald's. Yeah, that panda tastes horrible
It's like the McDonald's of Chinese food, right pretty much. It's fast food Chinese
It's great. I've never been in one after the beef lap. Right. I'll fat eat you. We never saw one in operation
No, it's those cheap little fatty chewy beef that you've probably had before
The vegetables are not quite right. It's it's all over dunk. It's just the pan too long. You should taste him
Um, it's he's getting out of control. It's never very good. It's always been greasy. Well, my dad told me that the uh, the uh
Rolls the you know the sushi how they invented it. It's like wars. Yeah, being the war they rolled that up
It was a peasant meal right in their pocket for
The whole peasant meal. That's how it started just like everything
You know, they just didn't cut it into sections. You just would bite off. Right?
I think sushi got really popular in what the late 70s 80s
Oh man, they probably were getting down with it in the 60s
No, they were but not like it wasn't such a wide world thing though
If you read Playboy magazine you would think they all were eating sushi
We had a sushi chef at a restaurant they worked at
And uh, yeah, he made some really cool shit man. It was interesting
But uh, sushi's good. Yeah, it was really good.
Now they say it's all about the rice. Anybody can get fucking fresh fish. You guys make sticky rice
You guys make sticky rice. Well, did you uh, got me sticky rice?
Did you ever go out with a sushi waitress? Him? Yeah. No, I never went with a sushi waitress
Too bad. All the fresh fish you want. Yeah, can you see it? I have no, that's all right. I got no problem for you
I hope the sideway is fishy wine.
It took a while to get there but I mean that's gonna be the joke of that.
I didn't want to say it but I couldn't help him.
I know, he seemed to do an Asian voice. That's good.
Like, you know, just hit a gong.
We don't want to, we were not gonna bow down to that type of humor on the very end of the video
And for, well, where's your thing? This guy went to like, was a sushi chef. He really was.
Uh-huh. He would make sushi leaves. He was a pro. I mean, yeah, it's not that different.
I mean, my own mom said that he was a white guy. Yeah, he was a real Chinese.
Was he a white guy? Yeah, Chinese. First of all, that's not even American or Japanese sushi.
Japanese? Oh, is it Japanese? No, he said Chinese. He was an Asian fellow. Oh, no.
He was American but he was one of those Asian Americans.
Okay, I know. I didn't ask if he was Chinese, Japanese, Taiwan, maybe he was Korean. I don't know.
Jesus. He was kind of calling everybody out.
One of those, yeah. Headshack anti-he was that way. And he was cool all in all, but yeah, it was this.
Here's the order of the place, you know, knows everything.
So yeah, he's been telling this guy how to make sushi. I mean, telling who. The oldie
is gonna tell the sushi chef. Yes, yes. Sushi chef. We can't even say it. That's the iron one.
Hey, let me hit that thing. Yeah, sushi. Sushi. Chef. Wow. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Chef.
Chef asked clown. Man, god. That's fucking. Losing fucking IQ points is hanging on.
He's swarming monkeys. Sushi chef. Jesus Christ. You gotta say like sushi chef.
And then you just say sushi chef. Okay, so what? Keep on going with the fucking stories.
And then he was such a pain in the ass to the guy. Yeah, the whole story. The guy is a fucking idiot.
Oh, the guy told, trying to tell the sushi chef. Yeah. Sushi chef when she left.
They got the face all the time. Fuck you. So you started making sushi. No, no.
No, no. Sushi was done. That was the end of the theory. Yes.
Fucking never again. Sushi there. Why is that? Because it was ridiculous. You could buy sushi
at the fucking shit ton of places. Now the jewels. Yes, I get it sometimes, but only I don't really
get the raw fish sushi. I just get the rolls. Yeah. It's all raw fish. Gas station sushi.
No, no, no. Circle K sushi. Yeah. Sometimes seven ones, but not the raw two. From where?
It's like Russian roulette. They got the caputals I got. Oh, that's not too bad. They actually have
a sushi counter. Yeah, there's a guy right there rolling up. Yeah. The Russian roulette sushi had
the circle K. That's what we should do. We could take Antford out for sushi. We just go
seven and 11. Which one is this? No, just pick one of seven and 11 and pick his own shit out.
You want some yellow fin tuna? Here you go. Right. No, you don't get sushi there.
You think? Yeah. Why is that? It's a gas station. You don't get sushi. It's probably
very fresh. Probably the most knowledge you spend the most. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, he knows all about
restaurants. When I was in, gotta tell you, I was a Key West earlier. I had great, freshest fish I
ever ate. Well, I'm telling you. Eating or eating? Yeah. It was good. Really, it was. I ate it. I ate it.
Sounds awesome. Yeah, I mean, it was delicious. Yeah, what kind was it? When I lived in Kelly,
dude, when I lived in Kelly, I lived fucking by San Diego, like 15 minutes out over by SeaWorld.
Yeah. And this little beach town and fucking, we would go surfing and the boats would come in.
Right. And we could buy shit right, you know what I mean? Like, we would buy shit right off the
fucking boat. Yeah, it's really good. You trade a little reefer sometimes. Get some good fish.
Yeah. Get some good ass fish. It was fresh as fucking. Yeah. I knew. I knew. Can't get much
structure. One of my friends worked at a restaurant down in fucking, what do you call it? I'll say OB.
It's 100 times better. It's 100 times better. It's literally right from the fucking ocean in the
cool. It was just caught 30 minutes ago, an hour ago. Amazing. The difference is absolutely
totally. But see how we're so inland. You tell the difference though. You can tell the food
of the fish wears different, man. It's just a little ship from everywhere. That's the thing.
It's a little older as all right. Well, it's not older. It depends on where you want to go to a fish
monger. You're going to get how you're going to eat shit. Yeah. I agree. Price is Supreme Lobster.
Just on the airport basically. What? Supreme Lobster from the airport. Well, if you go to there
to buy fish, it's just gotta be prepped. It came from another coast. Right. You know what I mean?
So it's already been caught whatever that brought here. So it's older. It's already hours old.
Exactly. Right. So it's not as fresh. Won't be as good. I understand. I would do a couple places,
man. I went to this fancy fucking club in Florida with these old millionaire folks, man. You couldn't
go there if you were the public and they sure took me and Mary and Ivan to this fucking dinner
like club. Was it Montauk? No. It was in like what's the you know, it was the one it was one key
down from fucking P Largo, which is the first one like one of the first ones you right out of Miami
right outside of Miami. Okay. You know, hey, grab my book when you're up there. Marathon?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it, man. That was two little ones in marathon. Yeah. And they had you
know, like you could see the guy catching shit right out there. Yeah. The boats. Yeah. The boats
come in. Yeah. They're writing shit on the chalkboard and there was no one waiting out. Yeah. It was
fucking cool, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It was cool. And you know, one of them not open to the
fucking general public things. That's super nice. That's fancy. So you know, I stuck into a lot of
places like that. Oh, when I'm on vacation, I do that shit. Yeah. No, fancy hotels like, you know,
yeah, yeah, yeah. But not a club like that, dude. They know every single person that goes there because
you literally are in. Yeah, it's like a fucking, I don't know,
some kind of you can't even how you get into this association is what it would be.
Yeah, some kind of association. Yeah, like that. But they don't have a golf course or anything else
except for just the one fucking restaurant, you know, whatever they got going. Yeah, you know,
whatever they got going and you're sitting there eating and you're looking out and you're watching
them. And then I think you could even go out there and throw some giant fish, some food like
yeah, terrapins or tarpins. Yeah, they were doing that. And where is that? These fishing docks like
yeah, all those two other restaurants. And then they had the guy would be cutting the fish up and
throwing scraps in and the fish come and you can see them swimming around, you know, in that area.
Right. That's awesome. Being the fish. Yeah. You look like little sharks, but they're not sharks.
Yeah, makes me want to get some fish, man. Exactly, me too. I want fresh, man. I can't do it.
I want water fish around here really, because I know it's much better everywhere else. God,
it was so good. And then I had the second night I had Gruper from the other place. It was so
fresh. It was actually almost like a lobster. Is it the fucking grub for the one that his eyes turn
around on his head like they end up on one side of his body? The fish is born with eyes on both
sides of its head. Then as it goes through life, the other eye moves over to the other side of its
head and it lays flat on the bottom. No, that's like a dover soul. Yeah, that's something different,
man. I don't think that's a group. I don't think so. I don't know anything about fucking fish.
Dude, you're talking to the wrong dude. The fuck do I know about that? Nothing about nothing. I don't
know about that. Not a group of my friends, though. No, not a group. I don't understand how you guys
are still on fish talk, but that's fine, though. So, oh shit. Did you see about that BLM thing?
They were broke, I heard. Yeah, well, they're not. They didn't go broke. They had a,
they had $90 million of contributions. What did you think was good? Well, no, I'm not, listen.
I'm not saying, I'm just not saying. Black lives matter. There goes no musicians.
But these people, so now what they're doing is everybody's like distancing themselves from them.
It's like, this is very silly. I'm glad I don't have to distance myself. I'm so shocked. This amazing
BLM ripped everybody off. Wow. Well, they didn't rip everybody off. Everybody that gave them money,
they ripped off. When you give to something, I mean, what do you expect? It's not for them to buy
mansions and fucking steal it. But that's how every person, when you don't, I mean, if you look at a
lot of nonprofits and you look at shit like that, these people that siphon money out of these. That's
not how they're supposed to be. No, not at all. But when you give people money and power, what do
you think they do? They abuse it. They totally abuse it. They do it to get mansions for themselves and
shit, all of them. I mean, look at Bernie Madoff. He ran the biggest Ponzi scheme ever.
Too much money. They couldn't even handle that. But not everybody does it. Only assholes do shit.
But the problem is, listen, BLM. Donations went down, though. Sure. That was the thing also.
I would imagine they have gone down. Sure, there hasn't been enough fucking fake crimes.
Every day there's a hate crime somewhere. Not the kind, not going in the direction that they
needed to go. There's an agenda. There's plenty of black and other people hate crimes. I don't
really know of any. The other way, maybe once everyone that ever happens is definitely glorified
on the news beyond all getouts. So anyone that's ever happened, first of all, it's mostly fake,
but you'll know about it. All the bullshit, you know, like how they turn the fucking
cop into a white supremacist with George Floyd. How about the fucking guy that, you know, it's all
bullshit. How about the dude that just ran into the White House? Did you see that? And then they
were saying that he had like a Nazi flag in his... I'm sure they had that in their fucking pocket
and they went in the van and put that on. But do you saw the guy's name? I don't know the guy's
name off hand because I don't have the... Yeah, you know that's a big lie. Well, he ran in and he ran
in like basically ran with... No, in a U-Haul truck. Drove into the White House with the U-Haul.
In a barrier. Four miles an hour. Okay. Yeah. And then they reduced his charges quietly. All right.
I read a story about it. I don't remember the guy's name, but... Just like the guy, the Hispanic
fella that shot up that mall in Texas and they were saying he had like SS Bolts and stuff or
something like white supremacist shit. It's like... You know, that's bullshit. Who do you believe anymore?
Well, you know, white supremacist stuff, that doesn't make sense. I'm telling you, you don't
believe. You don't believe anything that they say. Who's they? The media? Yes. It's all fucking lies
and false flags and smoke screens and bullshit. Every last bit of information. I just found out that...
It's just the same person telling you the same thing every hour out of a different month. Yeah.
That's what they want you to know. 24 hours a day. Every single channel including. It's very silly how
people are losing their minds over Tucker Carlson. Are they? Yeah. I haven't paid attention to
Tucker Carlson. What are they? He's built his own studio. You can't be paying attention to him because
he's not on TV. That's what I mean. The most happening with him. I don't know what he's...
He's built his own studio from what I read. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just need people to go out there
and try... You know what? Listen. They spoke some truth. Well, there's a reason that people liked him.
Okay? Yeah, because he was somewhat cool. Well, he was cool. He just didn't give a fuck.
Remember like Howard Stern when he was very, very popular? People flack to him because he just
did what he wanted to do. I didn't know anything about him. Let me tell you something I saw real quick
with Tucker. Now that you mentioned him, I'm glad you bought it up. It was a podcast. Two kids,
they're I think Canadian actually, but they now have come to the United States to do their podcast
because they've been doing so well I guess. Or whatever. Anyways, they had Tucker Carlson on.
Wow. Yeah. They should have pulled up and everything and come there. It was really neat.
He was in there and he's saying some really cool stuff. Who was? Tucker Carlson. Okay. It was very
interesting. I watched the whole damn thing, but I happened to notice he was sweating profusely under
his arms. And? Well, that's kind of like a sign of something. Like he's maybe a little anxious.
You're itching profusely, huh? No, but he was. He was, you know... Okay. And? He was sweating,
talking about these things he was talking about. He was a very animated character. I am, but that's
the whole affair. Right. No, not so much, but you know, there's that's, you know, for, you wouldn't
think the person that does that. So this guy sweat and it made you fucking come up with some weird
thing. Yes. Because you know, maybe the things he's saying or maybe it was nerdy. You're not
just nervous about something. Listen, this guy just got fired and his company won't fucking, because
of that whole thing with the cell phones, with the hacking. Dude gets fired. He's guaranteed
$20 million in fourth. Yeah, I know that's, I'm sure he's not upset about losing this job. I don't
know, but he's got to do his own thing at this time. Yeah, it'll be funny. You know what? This time
where we're at in this place of life, when people look at us in a hundred years, they're gonna scoff
at us and be like, these people were fucking idiots. Oh yeah. Um, that goes without a doubt. Look
at our leadership. But there's so many options for media. You can go on YouTube. Biden is a
fuck. I want to just put that out there. Biden is a fucking idiot. Everybody in charge is a fucking idiot.
Here comes left Larry, you know, and they're just all deployed, really fucking cock suckers, man.
Pet-a-file motherfuckers. Allegedly. Allegedly, most of them are pet-a-files and allegedly they're all
satanic demons. And who, I mean, it's like, you just can't. All the fucking big names. I don't want to
name them because. Thanks God. You may be demon possessed. Yes, you probably are. So, I hope
they're less late about that. They know who they are and people you know don't know. I was talking
about before that though, before you're rudely interrupted me about how everybody's pet-a-files.
No, we were talking about Tucker Carlson. Yes, thank you very much. I'm saying though,
because of the profuse sweating of saying that, there's kind of. It doesn't mean shit. No, man.
People fucking sweat, dude. Yeah. Wouldn't you be? I mean, like you said, the guy just lost a
fucking 80 million dollar job. I don't know when this was made. Him, Don Lemon. Well, if he's doing
a podcast. Before it's lost, before it's lost, before it's lost. For the rest of kids, it's probably
three years. So, what I was getting to saying is that the internet sucks. Everything sucks about it.
Everybody's so interconnected. If you listen, not everybody should have a fucking voice. We should,
you know what I mean? No. You definitely should. But we're fucking doing our own thing in a basement
and we love doing it, you know? No matter if people listen or not. So, isn't it crazy that people
are losing their minds that this fucking guy isn't on the air? Are they really losing their minds?
Like I said, I haven't heard anything about this. He was the biggest time slot on Fox News. Yeah,
I've watched it. I like to think about that. Yeah, I was. You know what I mean? Like this fucking
the biggest audience at that time. Like, took it for a long time. For anyone on TV. Yeah. It's just funny
how TV like, I forgot, Mary told me they controls us. Yeah. Well, that's why they call it devil's
tool. That's why they call it TV programs because it's all programming, man. It programs our minds.
It's brainwashing. But Mary told me that they tore down all his whole set from Fox. Yeah, they took
the chairs and everything like the walls. He built a place in Woodstock. Oh yeah, Woodstock.
I told you about this. Yeah, we were talking about this. They have cameras and talk about it here.
No, I know. But there's a listen, anybody who's going to say what the fuck they want to say,
I support that shit. Me too, man. Free speech is one of our fucking major losses, lady. Yeah,
everybody's got to weigh their words or afraid of saying something wrong. People are afraid to
speak to their mind. Yeah. Right. Because they're going to get repercussions from it. It wasn't
used to be like that. Someone tried to cancel us. Let me tell you. It'll get us some pressure. Maybe
can move some t-shirts. They're like, look at social media. What people are saying. What they're
saying. They could be people watching this. Well, listening for everybody has to be interconnected
now. Just like we're trying to fucking boost our show on the fucking internet. You can't really
do something you got to use. That's how it works. So but you know, it's at the same time. Everybody's
like what Don Anford just said, the spying aspect of them knowing every little fucking detail about
every fucking thing you do, man. Yeah, that was Snowden shit, right? With the cell phones when
he said everybody was getting watched. Yeah. Yeah. And but it's not just Snowden. Snowden's just the
one that told us that's why they don't like Snowden. Anybody that they don't like that they want to
kill. It sounds great. John the Caffe. All them guys should be fucking heroes with fucking statues
put up in town squares with them fucking, you know, their rendition, their fucking liking.
Because I'll tell you, if they don't like them, they're probably the good guy to kill them. We
don't like you. We'll kill you. That's what they'll do. But if they don't like them, I won't kill them.
I like you get your big free riches. We're going to slap your wiener or your vagina.
You know, I'll slap the vaginas. Oh man, Larry. That's going to be our next t shirt.
Slap. Slap the vaginas.
But I don't think that will fly. But you never know. We might have a
audience that will take up. They don't like slap a vagina or two. You know, I mean,
you just can't do that in public. Yeah, do that in your own house. We're going to the bathroom.
Oh, Jesus. I mean, you know, like if we have a live show or something. Oh, all you ladies have
that to look forward to. Watch all four old slappy hands over. We're going to have to put like,
gloves on you like those neon gloves. Some people can see where your hands are.
Paint on.
That's going to stick. I love it.
Yeah. So, you know, that's just how it goes. But you just got to roll with it and fuck it.
That's how it was. Roll with what?
The fucking slapping of the vaginas. Oh, Jesus, Larry. You're going back to that.
No, you know, why would you do that?
I can't stop thinking about it. I mean, I gave you an out and you went right back.
I can't stop thinking about it. Well, that's a sickness, Larry.
Oh, I think Donnie had a fork going. We're going to need a fire hose for this guy.
Oh, Tina Turner. Oh, that poor soul. Do you think Ike was waiting up for in heaven with a shoe?
Maybe, but I'll tell you what, it wasn't heaven. Yeah, Tina's probably.
I fucking used to when I was rolling down river sticks.
No, you never know. Tina was all right, I guess, but she took some abuse. I thought she was fucking
amazing. When I was a little kid, you're live? No, but when I was a little kid, she was on TV.
She was on TV with Ike, with Ike and Tina Turner. Out of time, everywhere.
You could turn on the TV without seeing it. Yeah. And so, and I was enthralled with those
fucking small mini skirts. Yes, she was all flashed. They were all shaken.
Who did she play with too? There was like a woman. When she played with a woman. Ike
Atz. The Ike Atz? That's what they were? Really? Ike and Tina Turner with the Ike Atz. The Ike Atz.
Yeah, yeah. It seemed like they were on TV almost every fucking night. That's another
t-shirt. We'll write Ike Atz and put our faces.
And they'd have the matching, they'd have the matching fucking mini skirts and Tina's would
be just a little flashier and a little shorter. Maybe be out there, man. Who runs Bartotown?
Do you ever see fucking, ah, shit, what's the Mel Gibson movie? Thunderdome, fucking crazy.
Oh man, maybe I saw it. What the fuck is it called? People who are listening and going nuts right now.
No. What the fuck is it called? The Thunderdome movie. You don't know what it's a Thunderdome movie?
This is unbelievable. I know the one with Tina Turner in there though.
I think that's the Thunderdome one. I don't know anything about it. The guy says,
she goes, you're in charge of power. And he goes, I don't know anything about power. And she goes,
you're not a shovel shit, don't you? Yeah, that's fucking what's the name of that?
I don't know the name, but I saw that. I saw the movie. If you think of it, don't say it.
It's the only movie I ever saw that you mentioned. Who's the little midget guy?
I don't remember it. I just remember Tina Turner. Because I was still in the crushing. I was still
crushing on her left over. She's smoking hot, man. It's her childhood. Oh yeah. What's love got to do
with it? Oh yeah. Man, who needs a heart? I remember when that record came out and the fucking,
actually my mother bought it and I remember saying, wow, that's a good album cover because the back of
the album cover was a close-up of her ass. That's what you remember? Yeah, that is what I remember.
And the front of it was some pose where she's wearing hardly any pants and her legs are shown
and they look really good. But the back of it is like she's wearing the Ikep dress maybe,
you know, still. And it's like, holy fuck, man. She was really, really a smoker. She was a smoke
show, Tina. And she was good, man. She fucking sang her ass off. And she was shaking her ass.
She shook her ass before it was called twerking, man. She was the original twerking queen. She just
didn't do it distastefully like all these whores today. Yeah, she didn't want to do it. On camera,
which is crazy. She would be on camera. We call it these people that fucking,
you know, like tiktok girls and shit like that. Like the amount of money they make. It's crazy.
Yeah. There's women, there's a pervert to look at that all day long. Well, no, it's not that they
look at it. They pay for it. Yeah. Well, that's what I mean. But you're making this a month.
There's a pervert that spanked to that all day long. That's what we're referring to.
What's going on? Yes. You think? What do you think they're doing, man? Going there and looking at
masturbating and going, that's wonderful art. They're fucking beating up. Are they like,
dude, people? Are they? No. They're wearing turtleneck. I don't understand why that kind of
problem. No. I heard that they're doing it. No, we're talking about these chicks showing their ass
twerking and shit. No, they're not showing their ass. So they were just doing a dance.
They're doing a little dance and they make millions of dollars. We're saying that it's
deteriorated much further. Probably has. This is why they're doing it. We probably have. I don't
know what we're talking about. Since 1971, do you think? She was a tiktok star, a millionaire
off of tiktok. Yeah. I believe it. I believe it. Just dancing with tiktok. Yeah, not even
nothing else. No sex, no nothing. Not like only fans. No one even knows what her pussy looks like
if she's a millionaire. Well, you can kind of get a look at it sometimes. Millions of fucking dollars.
Yeah, off of ads. What the fuck? You should start doing that. I told you we should do it.
Only fans for his feet, dude. You would make a killing. You would love this, man. He had a bandage
on there and his foot split in half yesterday. Foot split in half. His toe was gonna come off.
His toe is coming off. I'll show you. If I take off my shit. No, that's all right.
If he takes off his sandals, his toe might come apart. His foot might fall apart.
That's the only thing, hold them together. That is the foundation for those fucking dogs. He had
a fucking, you know, rehydrate his toes. With what? He fell asleep with his foot in front of the
air conditioner. Dude, you're lucky you didn't get tangerine fall off. It's right out. He just wakes
up. His toe cracked and half and almost came off. How close are you to the air conditioner?
Well, it was dry. It was dry because my feet. I didn't ask that question. I asked how close
were you to the air conditioner. Yeah, well, I have dry feet because of psoriasis. I don't feel it.
I think they're very dry. Okay. How close are you to air conditioning at night and everything?
I understand that, but how close is your foot to the air conditioner? It's at the end of the bed
with my air conditioner. They're both at the end of the bed. So yeah. It's still not the answer.
So three inches, six inches. Oh no, not that close. The whole bed was like,
windows are here, the bed's here, my feet are like here. So I don't know. That's not so five feet away.
He's just literally going, there we go. And how the fuck did your foot almost fall off?
Well, it was dry from before. And then because of the cold there, it just made it drier.
Dude, you're going to lose that toe. And then I felt it. Dude, it looks like you've been climbing
mountains barefoot.
Crawling, crawling in the rock with my toe. I know, I know it does, man.
It looks like a wolf bed to have one. Yeah, I'm telling you. You should have seen, I thought,
I thought there was hair growing out of it. I thought it was, you know.
It was growing out of which toe? I thought it was growing hair. Dude, there was one right there,
man. Whoo. That one looks like it's ready to fight. That's the slishy one. That's the one that ripped open.
Yeah, that one right there. Right. He's got a mind of its own. That's the one that needed bandages.
That little piggy, he has a knife. It looked bandaged up yesterday. I know. I had it pretty
good, but it keeps falling off now. I don't know what's going on. Why is it just that? You've got a
fucking bathe. You need to soak them doggies. That's what you need to do.
Zagler. Yeah, by the way, I got a little soap. I can't even cut on my foot like that. You know,
it's going to get worse. Yeah. How the fuck did you get it? From the dryness. It cracked open.
Dunker Honey. He's just kicking the wall. I was hoping I could just like, you know, stick it back
together with lubricants. Jesus, man. Lubricant, you know, Vaseline and tape should do it. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, first of all, you should be wearing open toad shoes. That's what I said.
Yesterday, when I saw your foot, I said, man, I'd be wearing fucking steel toes.
Yeah. I put on a sock last night. I put on a sock last night. It did keep the belly out a
lot better. That's the first time you put a sock on in that long. Days, days. Days. That means
fucking months. And then we were in sandals in the middle of winter. I do. I know. It's been like
months since you had shoes on. And you wonder why you got jungle foot too.
Well, I think it's been prone to, it's been shown every single season.
He's walking the foot of snow in sandals. Yeah, you got trench foot, dude. He lives in World War
II shit. Dude, that thing's, that thing's gonna lead to trench miles. Dude, if that thing starts
stinking, dude, you better go to Stroger. Yeah.
You can sit in the lobby with that stinky foot. They'll say,
look, come out with a little bag. You put your foot in the bag, sir. You get a little fan and
just put it out in the lobby. You don't have to wait 16 hours to get help. Well, what's gonna
happen to him? Yeah, I know what's gonna happen. You're gonna have a fucking nine-toed on in for
Yeah. I don't have a big toe. Yeah, that would ruin your equilibrium. Right. You can't walk
right without that. Yeah, we can get you a dummy one. Like how they do it. Screw on. I don't know
about a screw on. We'll get him like apparatus that goes behind his heel. It's a big toe.
We're gonna buckle. You can stash weed in it.
Here you go. Fat and punting.
It's truly a chocane or something. It's an urgency. You're gonna whack down from your fake toe.
All right. I want to say, I want to give a shout out to
the silly one. Matthew, Ross, Tiffany, Trissy, and Chris in Florida. I hope you feel better,
brother. Yeah. I hope you feel better. I hope you feel better. Prayers to Chris. Not him, sir.
Yeah, prayers to Chris. Anybody that's in there. Thank you, and for coming in. Like,
follow, subscribe, check us out on Twitter and at Larian Needles. Like I said, we're giving away
t-shirts, stickers. We'll fish it up, man. We're on Twitter. You'll see the pictures, man. Yeah.
Also, I want to thank Mark for being here. Don Anforth. Don Anforth. Thank you for
gracing us with your presence. No problem, man. I'm not even. You're teaching us about fish.
Yeah. And thanks for tuning in. Have a great evening. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. Peace.