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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Show.

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Because we can't stop this guy.

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We gotta start right now.

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Alright, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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And I don't have my notebook either,

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but I don't think we're gonna need it today.

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I'm Needles.

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I'm Larry and thank you for tuning in.

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And we have Mark with us.

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Hey man, put that thing down by your face a little bit there, buddy.

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Yeah, that's good.

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You know, it's good to talk into it.

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If we need notes, we'll go off of Mark's crazy ass fucking nose.

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Yeah, so enforce here with us today.

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Did you know this real quick about Bob Saget being murdered?

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Not good.

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He had massive head injuries.

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Yeah, he had accident in a shower or something.

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He slipped.

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There was too much head massively,

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we just fell and hit their head, you know?

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Yeah, well there was that other guy that did that.

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He slipped and hit his head on the hammer 57 times.

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Right, well his face was damaged in a way.

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Yeah, if he fell, he must have just fallen a few times on his face,

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he'd back up his head, you know.

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I think it was just one major blunt force trauma.

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He got beat up by the floor apparently in the room.

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I think it was a nightstand, or there was either a nightstand

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or a kitchen sink or something.

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I think Meadows is right about that one.

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He looked like he was beaten, is what I have here.

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Because I heard someone say it looked like he was beaten.

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But I mean, listen, Bob Saget was the one.

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No signs of foul play.

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No blood, no mess.

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Well, there had to be blood to some extent.

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So anyways, for our super...

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Wait, wait, is that it?

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No, no, Bob Saget had a much darker life.

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What did he do, man?

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He went to Epstein.

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You didn't.

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They have Saget's in the flight logs of Epstein's ship.

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Ship?

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The flight logs of the airplane.

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He didn't buy old band bar out of Epstein's plane.

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Could you have a pedophile boat as long as you get three miles out?

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Submarine.

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You know what I mean? It's in international waters.

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No, it's still fucking...

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Like a pedophilia cruise.

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I think that on the island, no matter how far out you are,

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you've got to get here to sell sort of land.

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It's international waters.

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I don't know. I don't know on an island yet.

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If I did, I would know more about it.

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But anyways, the reason that we haven't put up an episode in a while

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for our hardcore fans that are looking forward to this shit

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is because, boy, oh boy, oh boy, did needles fuck up.

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They didn't fuck up?

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Wait a second, first of all...

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Here's what happened.

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He got into a fucked up situation.

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I didn't get into a fucked up situation.

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I took something, I thought it was something else, and it wasn't that.

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So I heard my back at work a while ago,

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and it's very difficult to get pills now.

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You know what I mean?

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The doctor makes you jump through fucking who?

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Yeah, so I'll go in there and there'll be like,

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here's a couple at Advil or take Tylenol, nothing that's good.

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And fucking pills are just a band aid.

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Those are what it comes for.

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But it's not like I'm not overweight, I'm not in peak physical shape,

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but I'm very active.

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So fucking my back was strapping in the lad.

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He does great boys stuff.

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Yes, I do, two at a time. They call me the down-hiller.

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So what do you call it?

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So I have a friend who I've known for a while,

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I used to work with, and he used to give me fucking pills.

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And just not just one type, like different types.

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Like it ends, norco, whatever you kind of needed, he kind of knew.

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He had a good plug.

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Which is great because, man, you need them.

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Well, it depends.

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Sometimes it's recreational, but it's nice to know that guy.

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Yeah, I hurt myself really bad once, and they didn't give me shit.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, hey, look at what you got, your teeth pulled.

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Yeah, I got none.

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I got a wisdom tooth pulled, and they gave me two vikin' in.

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And, you know, okay, whatever.

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You know, they used to give us a lot of pills,

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then they took the pills back and everybody went to heroin,

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now they take the pills back, and now it's like, fuck up.

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Now it's a fent, no.

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Fuck it, that Saturday I called my boy up,

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and he said he could grab me some pills,

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and I was like, okay, cool, so I drove.

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We're not going to use any townships or anything like that.

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No, no, no. It's anonymous towns and anonymous people.

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Except for needles, we all know who he is.

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So, fucking, I go to my boy and I go and pick him up,

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and drop him off and do everything, you know,

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and as soon as I drop him off, I take him,

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and I drive about, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes,

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and then black out OD, or I don't know what it was,

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I don't know what it was, it blacked out.

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Allegedly,

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I tinged a dent or a hit of Tesla,

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but not bad, the police told me.

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Nobody got hurt.

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Nobody got hurt.

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Thank the Lord, nobody got hurt, and thank God,

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I don't like saying this on the air,

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but I'm glad the needles didn't get killed,

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I love this guy, I would have been really sad,

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and I would have...

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Well, thanks Larry, I love you.

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Yeah, thank you, I love you too.

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And for it, I'm a 50-50 on you.

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I've been like, I love you.

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So, fucking, what do you call it?

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So now I'm driving in a blackout,

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and I allegedly hit a car.

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Because the pill you took was not a proper thing.

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Head fat knowing it.

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Right, not a proper thing, just like you hear all over the place

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where people take a pill and they drop fucking dead,

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because they don't know.

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So what happened was so...

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When I bought the pills, being, you know what I mean,

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like I've sound mind sort of,

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and trying to keep ahead of what's going on in the curve,

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I used the pill finder which you can use on your phone,

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and you take a picture of it, and it'll fucking...

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And it'll tell you exactly what it is.

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What it is by the stamping, and the size of it,

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So I did that, and it was a muscle relaxer

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that I've bought before.

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Perfect copy.

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And it was the same color orange,

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so it wasn't like a white pill.

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It was like orange, you know what I mean?

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It wasn't exactly what it looked like before.

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And so, fucking, I did the pill thing.

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My friend said they were fine, he said he's taking them.

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You know, like I said, I've known this kid,

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it wasn't somebody off the street.

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I bought stuff from him before.

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He's a good dude, he has no,

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no intentions towards me, shall I say.

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None.

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Or anybody else, or that man.

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And he's not a drug dealer.

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He's just a liaison.

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He's just a body that you could...

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Yeah, you know what I mean?

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That helps me out.

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Like I said, I worked with him, he's a good dude.

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So fucking...

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I forgot to know people that walk in the wild side.

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Dude, it's good to have friends in low places.

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You know what I mean?

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He's not a drug dealer, he knows a drug dealer.

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No, Mark knows lots of drug dealers.

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Mark kisses lots of drug dealers.

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He probably knows their phone numbers by memory,

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even though it's cell phone, right?

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Yeah, he's gotta go to a payphone to use it still.

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That hasn't been a problem.

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Okay, so then fucking I black out,

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so the fentanyl kicks in,

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and I'm fucking driving for,

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they speculate for about 20 to 30 minutes.

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Man.

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I hit a car,

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crossed the median, was driving in oncoming traffic.

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And it's a fucking wide-ass median.

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And it's dark.

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No traffic lights, no nothing.

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It's a country-ish area, I'd say,

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in between towns.

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While I don't remember any of this,

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so I hit a wall, blew out my whole right side of my tires,

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smashed the passenger side,

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smashed the whole front of the car all the way to the back.

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The fucking rims look like a taco.

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Like a clam.

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A clam, the fucking wavering like crazy.

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So I was driving on the rim,

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and people were calling the cops

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because I was shooting sparks out.

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There's rooster crows.

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All the airbags deployed.

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I ran into the steering wheel.

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Even with the seatbelt and shit, you still whacked.

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Yeah, I still whacked the steering wheel.

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And the whole right side of the car was like,

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Because both tires are flat, both rims were sheared.

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It was almost like a low-rider.

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Yeah, that motherfucker was a low-rider.

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I saw the car.

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It was like an inch above the ground.

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So then, I come to a stop,

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and while I'm at a stop, the cops finally catch up to me.

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The ambulance comes.

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They put me in an ambulance.

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I don't remember any of this. I wake up in the ambulance,

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All my clothes are cut off.

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Not freaking out, but to me, they're freaking out.

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So then, I distinctly remember that.

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Because I could tell what was going on,

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but they were like, we're losing him, give him another one.

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it was like 15, 20 minutes.

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And in that span, they gave me three shots of Narcan.

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And I came to, in the hospital,

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which was probably because there was already strap down my clothes.

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They already had me needles in the needles.

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Wow, man.

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They had like an EKG, I had oxygen.

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I was like, and I started coming to it.

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Holy shit.

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And then, as soon as I came to again,

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I was like talking to the cop,

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and he's like, do you know what happened?

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I just woke up in the hospital now.

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I remember waking up in the ambulance,

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I remember waking up in the hospital now.

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Now I'm coherent.

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And so the cop starts talking to me,

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and he's like, you overdosed?

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He's like, we had multiple calls,

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you hit a car, and I freaked out because I thought I killed somebody.

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I was like, you were in handcuffed to the gurney,

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so that was a good sign.

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And also, you weren't handcuffed?

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No, Nidals has been arrested a couple of times.

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He knows the severity of a situation if you're handcuffed.

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When you wake up and you're handcuffed down.

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Yeah, that's when things are bad.

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One hand is bad, two hands, no one.

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They think you're a killer.

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Yeah, no one.

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So then I start talking to the cop,

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nurses come in, the EMTs are still there,

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and they're like, okay, you overdosed,

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they're like, we have to give you,

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what did you take, what did you do?

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I told them, and they're like, oh,

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it had fentanyl in it, we already tested you,

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you have fentanyl in your system.

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Wow.

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They're like, we've given you four shots of Narcan,

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and I was still, fuck dude.

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I was still fucked after the four shots.

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My head was like roll, you know,

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when you're high, your head rolls and shit,

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like that, I couldn't keep my head straight.

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I think my head was.

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I couldn't keep my head straight and

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I was still fucked up, man.

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Yeah, I was still, I was really still fucked up,

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so they had the cop suggest,

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because now I was awake and coherent.

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Lucid.

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That they needed, this was the next one

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was gonna get me where they needed to be to question me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They gave me five shots of Narcan.

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And Larry saw this, I showed you the paper,

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and on the cover sheet it said,

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opioid overdose.

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You know what I mean?

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And what's that?

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Well, I want you to tell them that you had

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eight empty beer cans in your car,

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and now.

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That was from previous.

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That was from previous.

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It wasn't that night.

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It wasn't that night.

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And it wasn't beer cans, they were different kinds.

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They were smaller, like little, monocle cans.

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And they got me for pop possession.

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So then the cop starts talking to me,

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starts telling me all this shit,

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you know, this is what's going on,

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the cop, so I was in the hospital already.

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They had to wait four and a half hours

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to release me.

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So I was stuck in this room,

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in an ER room,

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with a cop, and all we did was talk.

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Like we talked the whole time, Larry.

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It was, and I'm telling you right now,

329
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I'm coming off of,

330
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Do you think he was just pretending to be your friend

331
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to fucking gather information against you

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and come down harder?

333
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Because I was honest about everything that happened,

334
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I told him, I didn't, dude, listen, man,

335
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I still took it.

336
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But I didn't mean the outcome for that

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to be like that.

338
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I'm not like that, you know what I mean?

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It's been a long time since I've been arrested

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for nefarious things.

341
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So I just sat and I talked to the cop

342
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and, you know,

343
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he's like telling me, he's like,

344
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what, he's like,

345
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we're giving you, because it was the arresting cop,

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so he had to stay with me.

347
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So they're like, we're giving you DUI,

348
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we're giving you

349
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fleeing the scene of an accident,

350
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fail the stop for an accident,

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cause you did.

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Pot possession, cause I had like

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a little bit of pot on me,

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paraphernalia,

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and then I had some empty cans in the car,

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eight of them, which someone wouldn't even mind,

357
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and they charged me with that also.

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So I'm fucked.

359
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First of all, the first thing is,

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obviously, don't fucking drive around

361
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with empty fucking cans in your car.

362
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Okay, next.

363
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Never, never ever.

364
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I don't understand why they gave you

365
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the scene of the accident and then fleeing the thing.

366
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It's like two in the same fucking thing.

367
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It's like, why did you want to double up on that?

368
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More money.

369
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Fleeing the scene, yeah, what else?

370
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Causing an accident and then fleeing the scene of an accident.

371
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No, oh, I thought you said it was fleeing

372
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the scene of an accident.

373
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Well, yeah, I caused an accident and fleed the scene.

374
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So it's the same,

375
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okay, I might have said it wrong.

376
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I might have said the same thing twice.

377
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Still, still, that's fucking brutal.

378
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Yeah, I understand that.

379
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But just you know what, man, the important thing

380
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is you didn't get killed or killed somebody.

381
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Well, yeah, that's the most important thing.

382
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So then I talked to this cop, man, for fucking forever.

383
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And he's like telling me,

384
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he's like, these charges are serious,

385
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this and that, you're gonna have to come to jail.

386
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You're probably gonna have to sit there

387
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for a little while.

388
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And then, so,

389
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you know, time goes on, the nurses are coming in,

390
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I'm cracking jokes, I'm fucking,

391
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I lost it for a minute.

392
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I lost it for a minute.

393
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Because I thought I killed somebody, I was in a blackout.

394
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The guy said I hit a car, they were so fucking dramatic

395
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in the ER.

396
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It's like, what's that show,

397
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the way the world turns,

398
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something's hospital.

399
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General hospital?

400
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That's what it felt like.

401
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And plus, dude, I'm still high on fentanyl

402
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and arcan.

403
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I don't know if anybody's ever had that done,

404
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but it is not.

405
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I haven't.

406
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It's not a fucking, I've had it done multiple times.

407
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It's not fun.

408
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Because it's like, you're just on death's door

409
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and it literally just sucks you back.

410
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It just takes everything out of you.

411
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And it feels so good when you're right there on death's door.

412
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I don't remember that.

413
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But I remember coming too, just being like,

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you know, like fucking just

415
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waking, and I got like a man.

416
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It's like you're laying,

417
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you're prone on the fucking,

418
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on the table in the fucking,

419
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dude, you're in the back of an ambulance

420
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and everything's fucking going.

421
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I've been there before.

422
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And people are working on you,

423
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you try to get up because that's your first instinct.

424
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And they're like, sit down, lay down.

425
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And you're just like, what the fuck is going on?

426
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You know what I mean?

427
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And now I just come out of a fucking OD

428
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and I got like superhuman strength.

429
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I got Kensington strength.

430
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West side strength actually.

431
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West side strength.

432
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So fucking,

433
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for a while, I'm very nice to the people

434
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because they saved my life.

435
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They keep on telling me that I should have been dead.

436
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They really keep on telling me that.

437
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Because the truth is, the fact of the matter is,

438
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is if you would have waited to take this

439
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fucking pill when you went home,

440
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your dumb ass would be dead.

441
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And the day before.

442
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How about the day before?

443
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Yeah, now here's a fucking funny thing.

444
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You know how I always pray for needles.

445
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This isn't a fucking,

446
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what do you call it?

447
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Oh man, what do you call it?

448
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Coincidence, this is a coincidence.

449
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This is not a coincidence.

450
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This was God giving you a warning.

451
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He had the same type of pill the day before.

452
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I saw my friend and he gave me one.

453
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And he was going to split it in half.

454
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And the motherfucker popped out of his hand

455
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and went down the drain.

456
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It bounced down the counter and literally went

457
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completely, completely in between

458
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the little fucking,

459
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that looks like a jelly bean.

460
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And the pill went right through the,

461
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right through the, and you know what?

462
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And I said fuck it, I don't care.

463
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I'm not taking the sink apart for that.

464
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No, and I didn't.

465
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So that was the warning from the Lord.

466
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That's a coinkie dink.

467
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There's no such thing, motherfucker.

468
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I'm just told you where it is.

469
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I'll tell you one thing though,

470
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who's no stranger slamming into people

471
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when they're all fucked up.

472
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Who let that be?

473
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Well, there's only three of us in here.

474
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And the needles.

475
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I got my own shit out of it.

476
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Yeah, I had a real bad accident.

477
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Man, that one to God.

478
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How many people did you paralyze?

479
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No, not paralyze, nobody.

480
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No, it's just herself.

481
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I promote them.

482
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Dick down.

483
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Oh, the worst crash ever in my whole life, dude.

484
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Oh my God.

485
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I just went right into the back of her, man.

486
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Fuck.

487
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You didn't even touch the brakes, right?

488
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40, 35, 40. Jesus Christ.

489
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No, no, no. Oh, thank God, man.

490
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She was pregnant though. No, she was huge though.

491
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That's probably what saved her.

492
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Yeah, all that had in.

493
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Poor Christian from the push.

494
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She couldn't get a whip last because

495
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she already had like a neck brace.

496
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I sort of got a little surprised and

497
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had very little problems from this whole thing too.

498
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I mean, I slid right in the back of this lady,

499
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passed out. Were you high?

500
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Oh, higher than my heart. Were you on dope?

501
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Open my eyes and there she was.

502
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Yeah, I was probably tired from doing anything.

503
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Oh, yeah, yeah. He always said that.

504
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I'm tired.

505
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I was taking a nap while I was driving.

506
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No, no, no. At least I said, okay, I gotta stay awake.

507
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And it went out again, you know what I mean?

508
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I really woke up once and said, okay, man, don't.

509
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Oh, yeah, I knew that.

510
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That's my hitter, you know.

511
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And always happens.

512
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I did that in the west side when I was

513
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coming back and it was

514
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a drop top car

515
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with three kids in the back and a black dude

516
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driving and this guy was not

517
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to be messed with.

518
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And I hit him. It was like we were stopped

519
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and I stopped and then he quick

520
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stopped and I hit him.

521
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And like, man, it was not good.

522
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He was, I think, a little bit of money.

523
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Almost of setup there.

524
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It seemed like a setup.

525
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Well, we were all in traffic.

526
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So if it was a setup, you know what I mean?

527
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There was like construction

528
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
and I put the whole

529
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
thing that freaked me out is there's three kids in the back

530
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
and there's no seat belts.

531
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
It's like you might have been a scam.

532
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Who knows? I had to pay him off in hot cheetos.

533
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
That's it. I was surprised.

534
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
You were right. No problems with this crash.

535
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
You know, it was insurance paper, everything.

536
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I did go to the doctor, the hospital.

537
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
I had to sit in the hospital with my thumb.

538
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Closing your thumb? You went to the hospital?

539
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Yeah, I got jammed up on the airbag so bad

540
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
it was like broken, basically, but it wasn't

541
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
broke, but it was swollen and hurt.

542
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
You know, fun.

543
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
I swear to you, man.

544
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
What I did was the cop came.

545
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
I was like, I quickly just left the scene.

546
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
You know, I heard my information.

547
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I got to get to the hospital and I left.

548
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
I just left the scene. It's the best thing you can do.

549
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
What do you mean? Because then you didn't get a DUI?

550
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Well, I didn't need to come find me at the hospital.

551
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I signed all this shit and I was fine.

552
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
By that time, you know what you say

553
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
after to me all the time? I had a couple tickets

554
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
for causing the crash and shit and that was it.

555
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
The whole thing was like nothing.

556
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
That's amazing. Well, yeah, you got lucky.

557
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I used to be.

558
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Because you fled the scene of a crime.

559
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Right.

560
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
You committed another crime like I did.

561
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
No, the cops were there. They were there.

562
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
They knew I was going. The sheriff was there.

563
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
When I was leaving in the ambulance, the sheriff was there.

564
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And they said, I got to go to the hospital now.

565
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
I see what's going on.

566
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Here's my stuff. Here's everything I need.

567
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I have to go to the hospital now.

568
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah, but don't stay in your system though.

569
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
I mean, it's not like they can't.

570
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
They can't touch me.

571
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
You know what would happen to me all the time is I would just get to that right.

572
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
That perfect spot where

573
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I would get some boys down.

574
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Right where you're just high enough where you're not fucking

575
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
nodding out and everything.

576
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
And then food would make it kick in.

577
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
So I would be like a family function

578
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
and then we would eat or something.

579
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I would be fucking fucked up all of a sudden.

580
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
More than before.

581
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Heading the spaghetti.

582
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Yeah, and you know, my mom would be screaming at me

583
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
or something, you know,

584
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
or fucking whatever, whoever.

585
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Wherever I was.

586
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
It didn't matter where you were.

587
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
We've had problems every week.

588
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
We'd have a boss house or fucking, you know,

589
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
or my mom's house.

590
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Anybody's house we were at.

591
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah, and fucking...

592
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
But you know, when you're trying

593
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
to fucking be cool and stay awake

594
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
and you think you can handle it,

595
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
you're gonna fucking nod out.

596
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
You're like, hey, wake up

597
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
and you're like, I'm fine, I'm awake.

598
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
What do you mean?

599
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
You're having a dream about the table

600
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
that you're at.

601
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
You know, I was talking in the background.

602
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
One of those dope dreams.

603
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
A dope dream.

604
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Horrible, man.

605
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
And that's what I was getting to at the ER,

606
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
which is crazy.

607
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Like, because it was fucking just chaos, man.

608
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Dude's bells, whistles,

609
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
sounds. There were a couple of chicks there too.

610
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I was like, oh yeah, there's always nurses there.

611
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
You know what I mean?

612
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Sometimes they're not always hot.

613
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
But this is the fucking ER of a big hospital.

614
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
You know what I mean?

615
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
A general hospital.

616
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
No, not really.

617
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I just think hot chicks want to be nurses.

618
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I like nurses.

619
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
I love nurses, man.

620
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Teachers, nurses.

621
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Love them all.

622
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
So all this shit's going on,

623
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
fucking talking to the cop.

624
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
They finally release me

625
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
and then they take my shit,

626
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
my fluids and stuff

627
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
and

628
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
guys are like,

629
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
so if this is my fifth shot,

630
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
I'm finally co-hearing, I'm sitting up,

631
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I'm talking to him, I'm drinking water,

632
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
still throwing up, can't even keep anything down.

633
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Like,

634
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
and

635
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
so they're like, alright,

636
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
we can release you.

637
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I'm like, alright, I stick my arms out

638
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
and he's like,

639
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
can I cuff you from behind?

640
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I'm like, please do in the front, I'm going to throw up.

641
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
So they fucking cuff me,

642
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
or the guy cuffs me, the cop that's been with me the whole time.

643
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I'm like, cool, man, I will say.

644
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
And they cuffed you from the front?

645
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Yeah, they cuffed me because I didn't want to be sick,

646
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
because I was going to be sick.

647
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
I kept on throwing up, you know what I mean?

648
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
So obviously I'm not going to run away from you,

649
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
I'm not fucking George Floyd or somebody.

650
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
I don't see any vines around here.

651
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
So fucking,

652
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
they cut off all my clothes,

653
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
so now I'm just in my underwear

654
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
and then they're like,

655
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
oh, we're going to have to go, I need clothes,

656
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
I need to go to jail in my underwear.

657
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
They're like, okay, cool.

658
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
So they gave me this talking heads-esque suit.

659
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
You know what I mean?

660
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
But it was made out of like,

661
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
material, some weird shit.

662
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah, so it was made out of material,

663
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
but I had the top on,

664
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
and it had blood all over it.

665
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Because I had a pick

666
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
in one arm,

667
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
and a pick in another,

668
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
they were fucking,

669
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
so that's how they're giving the Narcan through to fucking

670
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
because it works better, they said.

671
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, of course.

672
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
So then they, so I just got blood on me,

673
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
and I'm like, and I walk out

674
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
because all the,

675
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
all the rooms are around them,

676
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
outside, and then the women are in the middle.

677
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
It's like a casino,

678
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
they're in the pit, you know?

679
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
So I'm like waving to them,

680
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
my hand comes out, I'm like, thank you.

681
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I'm like, Nixon.

682
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
I'm not dead.

683
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
And I'm like, thank you very much.

684
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
I was so nice to everybody, man.

685
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I really was.

686
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
My parents taught me to have manners very well.

687
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
What are you laughing at?

688
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
This fucking guy.

689
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
That's good, Mike.

690
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
What did he say he was doing the other day?

691
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
You mean to people?

692
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
He was mopping the floors at three in the morning

693
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
when he's got neighbors below, and he's dropping shit.

694
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
What do you mean they can't eat it?

695
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
You share a fucking floor with them, dude.

696
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
That's okay.

697
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
No, it's not.

698
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
All right, so then we fucking go to the police station.

699
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
He's like, listen, they did all your paperwork.

700
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
He's like, um...

701
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
He's out of there right away, huh?

702
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
He's like, we're going to keep you there for a minute.

703
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
We're going to talk to you and make sure you're okay.

704
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
They're like, obviously.

705
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
And then they fuck it.

706
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
My house keys are on my car keys.

707
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Right.

708
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
But we'll get to the car situation.

709
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
So I can't get my house keys.

710
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
So I had to have a friend.

711
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
They were going to hold me in jail.

712
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Fucking because of what happened.

713
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Right, right.

714
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
And they...

715
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I could tell that this is not what you do.

716
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
I don't take fentanyl. I don't take street drugs.

717
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
I really don't.

718
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
And he's like, we're going to give you an eye-bond.

719
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Yeah.

720
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Dude, so they eye-bonded me out on fucking...

721
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
You know, he's like, these are some serious shit.

722
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
There was. Nice of them.

723
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Which I'm not a fucking lawyer.

724
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
My lawyer upstairs won't even talk to me because I'm an idiot.

725
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
She won't even represent me.

726
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
But she's hooking you up with a good lawyer.

727
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Yeah, I need...

728
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
You know, we don't have a conflict of interest as they say.

729
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
We're going to give you the best fucking lawyer needles.

730
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Well, like I said, it's my fault for taking the shit.

731
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Okay?

732
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
And I completely accept...

733
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
But you know what? That's just why you use...

734
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Everybody should know that you're going to get a pill

735
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
and you're going to get some real deal.

736
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Fucking hot-puckin'.

737
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Yeah.

738
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
So be careful, man.

739
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
And I knew this guy.

740
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
I can't believe I'm saying that.

741
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
But I knew this guy.

742
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
You know what I mean? This guy's been taking it.

743
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
So we've been kind of... Larry and I have...

744
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
We hung out the other day.

745
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Unless of course it's fentanyl you're looking for.

746
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
That shouldn't be a problem.

747
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Well, that's all. There is for now.

748
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
There's nothing... It's either fentanyl or a trink, right?

749
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Yeah, you get it.

750
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
There's no heroin.

751
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
It's someone like you that shoots up three bags of trink before it...

752
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Why are you drinking water like a baby?

753
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Yeah, totally.

754
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
It's like a bottle.

755
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
And that bottle has a nipple on it too.

756
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Did you see that?

757
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Stop, man.

758
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Jeez.

759
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
But so then, fucking...

760
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
So we go, we hang out.

761
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
I'm at the fucking police station.

762
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
And the funniest thing is...

763
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
So we're sitting there.

764
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
We're talking. We're just bullshit.

765
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Like it's me, the cop that's been with me

766
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
in the fucking ER.

767
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
So I have a repertoire with this guy.

768
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
You're almost best friends with that guy.

769
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Seriously, this guy...

770
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
I have a good repertoire with him.

771
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
We did it on some Irish cop.

772
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
No, you could have been.

773
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Oh, yeah.

774
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I do like the Kings of New York.

775
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
That's what I would be like, the fucking Total Gangs in New York.

776
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
So then, oh shit, we didn't smoke weed.

777
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
We don't have any weed.

778
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
I got some here. You want a roach?

779
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Yeah, no, I got this one.

780
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
So what do you call it?

781
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
The cop.

782
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
That was the cop.

783
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
It's funny, we got this repertoire between

784
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
me and this cop.

785
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
The other cop comes in. He's a big motherfucker, man.

786
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Not a jacked, but just like...

787
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
He's the guy that's going to body slam you

788
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
if things get out of hand.

789
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Mustache, sideburns,

790
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
like old school 70s cop.

791
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
He's one of the ones that's all day.

792
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Tall and slim.

793
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
He stood there and stood in the corner

794
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
with his elbows up against the wall

795
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
leaning.

796
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Does gunpoint now?

797
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
He was raped.

798
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Was it raped?

799
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
And all of a sudden he sees...

800
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Where did he get his gunpoint there?

801
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
He had it in his belt.

802
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
I'm just saying, it was showing.

803
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
I mean, I'll fucking shoot you, don't worry.

804
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
So then he sees...

805
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I thought he had a gun out point there.

806
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
I don't know what to say, Chicago's black sights.

807
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
I don't mean the west side.

808
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
But...

809
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
So me and this cop were just like bullshit

810
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
and were friends.

811
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
And his whole demeanor changes.

812
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Like the tall cop.

813
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
He was nice to you then?

814
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Well, he was like, oh, this guy's not a fucking...

815
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
You know what I mean?

816
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Yeah, it was really nice at the hospital.

817
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
You know what I mean?

818
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
That was a huge thing they said also.

819
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
If I was addicted to the hospital,

820
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
they would have given me another charge

821
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
and then I would have been held in jail.

822
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
What would have been the other charge, do you think?

823
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
We had so many already, man.

824
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
I know, man.

825
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I think a few of those were redundant

826
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
and unfair, man.

827
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
And also another one...

828
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Wait, wait, wait, let's get to the car.

829
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Let me give one more warning out to people though, out there.

830
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
You think it's cool to fucking

831
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
drive around

832
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
with weed if you live in one of them states

833
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
where weed is legal?

834
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
But it ain't cool to hit people in the car.

835
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Let me explain what I was told.

836
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Okay, so...

837
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Because we want to warn our people.

838
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah, if you smoke weed and you carry it in your car,

839
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
it's completely illegal.

840
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
And this is what I was told by a police officer.

841
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
He said that...

842
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
This was a tall cop too.

843
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
So he told me that the only way

844
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
that it's legal to carry

845
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
marijuana in your car is if it's bought

846
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
right from the dispensary, it's in the container

847
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
and the bag, and it's

848
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
unopened.

849
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
And then you have to take it home.

850
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
If you open it in your car...

851
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
It's open and it's like...

852
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I'm sure people

853
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
realize this.

854
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Maybe not, man.

855
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
It didn't occur to me either, but yeah.

856
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Right, because I had my weed in my other bag.

857
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Because you think, hey, I got some weed

858
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
in my fucking pocket and shit.

859
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I'm just driving around, I'm not smoking it, and then they say,

860
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
oh dude.

861
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
And I'm not on probation yet.

862
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
My first court date is in July.

863
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Right, it's also like this.

864
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
If the cops ever want to search your car,

865
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
of course you tell them, fuck no.

866
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
But you don't say it in a dumb shit way.

867
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
You don't tell them, fuck no.

868
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
First of all, I'm gonna serve my under arrest

869
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
because I have to go somewhere.

870
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Otherwise, here's my car.

871
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
But that fucking starts a whole

872
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
fucking slew of things, Larry.

873
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
It does.

874
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
So obviously now the cops...

875
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
You don't want to get your car searched, man.

876
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
You can tell them no.

877
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
But now you're hiding something.

878
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
And now they're gonna run your shit

879
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
and see what kind of charges you have.

880
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
And if you have this and if you have that...

881
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Yeah, but if you didn't do anything wrong

882
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
and they have nothing to hold you on,

883
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
then you're getting your car and say later.

884
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
The normal person does not smoke weed in their car.

885
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Right.

886
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
An average person, not normal.

887
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
An average person.

888
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Probably not.

889
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Marijuana in their car every day for personal consumption.

890
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
They smoke at home.

891
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I know someone who does.

892
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
I know two people who do.

893
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
And they're both in this fucking room.

894
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
So...

895
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
But what do you call it?

896
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I know three people in this room.

897
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
You don't want to have more for me, man.

898
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I'm gonna fucking be as cool as a motherfucker.

899
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
So I don't even travel with pot anymore.

900
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Because it's not even worth it.

901
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
What about your trunk?

902
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
You can put it in your trunk.

903
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
I'm not putting it in my trunk, man.

904
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Right. But if they smell it...

905
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
They can't look in your trunk, man.

906
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
What do you mean they can't look in your trunk?

907
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
You tell them you don't want...

908
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I'm gonna search your fucking car.

909
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I know, Larry, but this is not about what you want

910
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
and what they want.

911
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Okay, so how about this, then?

912
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Okay, so the cops...

913
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Let's keep going, man.

914
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
This ties into what I'm gonna talk about then.

915
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Okay, so the cops release me...

916
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Fucking... They're very cool that they actually drive me

917
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
to a gas station 10 minutes away.

918
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Right.

919
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Because they know that I can't...

920
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
You can't run out of the fucking station.

921
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I waited. There wasn't even next.

922
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
There was nobody there. It wasn't me.

923
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
You know what I mean?

924
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
So they got another cop

925
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
to drive me to the fucking police station.

926
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
That cop came out behind me, shook my hand,

927
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
said, I hope everything was gonna be good.

928
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
You know what I mean?

929
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
The fucking teleceval...

930
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Not teleceval, if he didn't have any hair.

931
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
It would be okay. The 70s fucking fact.

932
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
The Rockford Files guy came out.

933
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Jim Rockford came out.

934
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
And he fucking... We did a porn star handshake.

935
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
You know, elbow to elbow.

936
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
So... Hey buddy.

937
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Hey buddy, I got jizz in my hand.

938
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
So then, now here's another fucking irony.

939
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
They dropped me off to this fucking gas station.

940
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
And it's like this crazy gas station.

941
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Like...

942
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Like Vegas?

943
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Yeah.

944
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
It's like something...

945
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Yeah, I've seen that about a lot of gas stations before.

946
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
It looks like...

947
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
It looks like circus, circus in Vegas.

948
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Sort of. It's got neon lights and shit.

949
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
It's all lit up.

950
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah, so fucking...

951
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
So I go up there and I go inside and I buy a pack of heaters.

952
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Because all my shit's in the car.

953
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
And I fucking come out.

954
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
And who's standing there?

955
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
A doctor in scrubs.

956
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Oh man.

957
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
And I do funniest things.

958
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
And I'm wearing scrubs all over me.

959
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
And they got blood all over me.

960
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
And he's like, just get off of work.

961
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I'm like...

962
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
And I'm still out of it. I got like a cherry coke and a water.

963
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
And I just got a heater in my mouth at the gas station.

964
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
And I fucking...

965
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
This guy came out of nowhere.

966
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
And so he thought that I was a doctor.

967
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Yeah, yeah.

968
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
And then when you opened your mouth, you obviously knew you weren't.

969
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Well, yeah, I don't know how coherent that was

970
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
at that time either.

971
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
You know what I mean? Like in my head...

972
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
You don't even know a motherfucking thing about doctors.

973
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
But in my head, I sounded like I was fucking Charlie Brown's fucking teacher.

974
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Wah, wah, wah.

975
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
That's what it sounded like for the longest time.

976
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
It sounded like I was on a lot of balloons.

977
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
That's what everything sounds like tomorrow.

978
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Got cleaned shit out of him.

979
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
All the time.

980
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Okay, so then fucking...

981
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Everything progresses. A friend picks me up.

982
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
That's it. Larry comes and gets me.

983
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Yep.

984
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
To go get my car.

985
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
So, we're gonna start...

986
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I'm gonna start a running tally on how much I spend on my DUI.

987
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Oh. Yeah.

988
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
We were talking about that in the car.

989
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
I'm sorry, I got a running tally on how much money you owe me.

990
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Oh, Larry.

991
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Over the years.

992
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Is there interest? I hope there's not a big on it.

993
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
No, just...

994
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
I'd be like a father and son loan.

995
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
A father and son loan?

996
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
I'm not gonna charge you juice, man.

997
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Who's the father and who's the son in this relationship?

998
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Who's the one fucking getting fucked out of all the money?

999
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I would think that I would be the father.

1000
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Why is he gonna pay for it?

1001
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
He's shut. He's the father.

1002
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
So anyway, let's go to...

1003
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
What's gonna happen? What are they gonna do to you?

1004
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Okay, so listen, wait a second.

1005
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
On Monday, we gotta wait for the tow yard to open.

1006
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
So I pick up needles

1007
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
and we go to the tow yard.

1008
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
How much was that?

1009
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Well, wait a second.

1010
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I go in and I talk to him.

1011
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
And I'm like, I need my keys

1012
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
so I can go home because I just got a temporary license.

1013
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Because my license expired

1014
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
and I fucking...

1015
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I got a temporary license.

1016
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
So I left that at home. So they gave me a ticket for that also.

1017
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
But that's one of the charges.

1018
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Now six charges.

1019
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
So you had a temporary driver's license

1020
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
because your license expired?

1021
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
No, yeah, but I had the actual paperwork at the house

1022
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
at my house.

1023
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
So you didn't have it on you?

1024
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Yeah, so they charged me for that.

1025
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
One charge for needles dropped.

1026
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
So that'll get dropped.

1027
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
I'm winning already.

1028
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Until I go to court.

1029
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
So fucking the lary and I go

1030
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
and I'm gonna go get my keys

1031
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
because I got, you know, like I said,

1032
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I gotta go get my license.

1033
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
So I had a DUI before.

1034
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I had a DUI when I was 18.

1035
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
So it's been a long time, but I know people that have DUIs.

1036
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
And back in the day

1037
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
you just pay the tow yard for the tow fee.

1038
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And the holding of the car, say it was on a Saturday,

1039
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
they weren't open until Monday.

1040
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
You know what I mean? You pay the daily fee.

1041
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
But now the police

1042
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
put a hold on your car for $500 cash.

1043
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Right.

1044
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Okay, so fucking...

1045
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
What's the what?

1046
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
What's the hold for?

1047
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Well, because you can't...

1048
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
They can't release your car

1049
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
until you pay the cops $500.

1050
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Even though it has nothing to do with anything.

1051
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I get it.

1052
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
So I call the lady up and I'm on hold

1053
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
for like 20 minutes out in front of the tow yard

1054
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
talking to... and this is a small police station.

1055
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
There's fucking three motherfuckers in there.

1056
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
It's just a small payment you have to make to them for resting.

1057
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Well, the bitch hangs up on me.

1058
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
$500 for a tow in your car.

1059
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
So I go inside, I'm like, I need my keys.

1060
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
You can't get your keys, there's a hold on the car.

1061
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I'm like, okay, I'm like...

1062
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
But usually with a regular hold

1063
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
you can get your keys.

1064
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
And then the lady looks and she says,

1065
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
oh, it says on here that this car

1066
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
might be considered a crime scene

1067
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
because there was a fatality involved.

1068
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
So now I'm like...

1069
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
No, it's a possible fatality.

1070
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Well, could be a fatality, possible fatality.

1071
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

1072
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Same with fucking split hair.

1073
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
This was a tow yard lady.

1074
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
This is a tow yard lady behind fucking...

1075
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
The glass.

1076
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Yeah, behind glass and shit.

1077
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
And it's a nice tow yard, there ain't no fucking junkyard tow yard.

1078
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I've been there, I know where you're at.

1079
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
So I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1080
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
But the guys running it are still fucking...

1081
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Yeah, they're still towed.

1082
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Yes, I'm like...

1083
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I'm like, what are you talking about?

1084
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
I'm like, you can't fucking...

1085
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
And I told her, I was like, if I killed somebody

1086
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I would not be standing in front of you right now.

1087
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Right, right.

1088
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
But it kind of shook me to the core

1089
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
that's what I told you when you came back to the car.

1090
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Yeah, I'll get to that point.

1091
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
So then I talked to her and I'm like,

1092
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I don't know what happened, I blacked out.

1093
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
And the cops told me I hit a car,

1094
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
but you don't think they would release me

1095
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
if there was a fucking case pending against me.

1096
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
That included a fatality.

1097
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
No matter how nice you are to him in the hospital.

1098
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Yeah, I mean, niceness is only going to get you so far.

1099
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
So...

1100
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Oh, and I told her...

1101
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
I was killing anybody else on your way home.

1102
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I told her, he was the nicest guy.

1103
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Yeah, that guy that killed that...

1104
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Hey man, it's 50-50 what you're going to get in there.

1105
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Too bad, man.

1106
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
It's 50-50, man, and if you're nice to those people,

1107
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
man, they treat you a lot better.

1108
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
If you're a fucking drunk or people that don't,

1109
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
you know, think they know the rights and shit.

1110
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Well, no, if you're just fucking...

1111
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
You can't do this thing.

1112
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Exactly.

1113
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Well, listen, man.

1114
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
No, I know, but...

1115
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Obviously, he's not looking up like that.

1116
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
No.

1117
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I'm not looking up like that.

1118
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
No, I am more than nice to people.

1119
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
No, but you should see how he treats

1120
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
waiters and waitresses, because he used to be a waiter.

1121
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
I'm fine with that.

1122
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
You're fucking terrible.

1123
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Terrible.

1124
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
All right, so then if you fucking we get to the tow yard,

1125
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
I call the lady up, they tell me that this car

1126
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
might be involved in fatality.

1127
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
We come...

1128
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I come outside and I'm kind of white,

1129
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
because, dude, I don't know, I blacked out.

1130
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I don't remember what happened.

1131
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I don't remember, and we talk it out

1132
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
for a couple minutes, five, ten minutes.

1133
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I was sure that you'd definitely be in jail.

1134
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
We didn't kill no one.

1135
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
We go over the situation because Larry's my boy,

1136
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
so we talk about shit and we fucking worked it out.

1137
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
And so...

1138
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Did we go to the police station first,

1139
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
and then we had to go get cash, right?

1140
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
So we went to the tow yard,

1141
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
then we had to go...

1142
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
To the police station.

1143
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Right, we went to the ATM, then went to the police station.

1144
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, we didn't go...

1145
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
We didn't go to the ATM, not the police station.

1146
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
And then we went to the tow yard again.

1147
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Because, you know, we didn't know

1148
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
we couldn't get the keys until we actually went

1149
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
to the tow yard.

1150
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
So this is a span of about an hour, right?

1151
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah, maybe a little longer.

1152
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Maybe about $850 in an hour.

1153
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
So I got to grease the police,

1154
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
and then the tow yard was $350

1155
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
for the fucking... for them to hold it.

1156
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Which is a normal...

1157
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Which would be...

1158
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
What I would think it would be the normal price,

1159
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
because your cop fucking charge was

1160
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
fucking wastey, man.

1161
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Right, yeah, that's because maybe

1162
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
their truck told you, I don't get it.

1163
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
That's ridiculous.

1164
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
And it says on my paperwork, too,

1165
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
that you have to pay the cops $500.

1166
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
That's probably your bonds.

1167
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Which is crazy, because I'm gonna tell you,

1168
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
this suburb is on the rich.

1169
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
This is a very wealthy suburb.

1170
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Oh, yeah, you know what I mean?

1171
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Right in the cold tales of a...

1172
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
It's an unincorporated...

1173
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
stretch of huge homes.

1174
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
You know what I mean?

1175
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Like, I fell right on their lap.

1176
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So thank god it wasn't like Schomburg,

1177
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
and it was like, oh shit.

1178
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Thank god it was... fuck, we have to beat that.

1179
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
That's alright.

1180
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
It's okay, man.

1181
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
They know we would have been...

1182
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
So thank god it wasn't a bigger place

1183
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
where I could have been

1184
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
fucked. They would have thrown me in the bullpen.

1185
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
The police station, you were the only fucking person there.

1186
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Yeah, there was nothing else going on.

1187
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
I was nowhere.

1188
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
It was probably the most exciting thing that they had.

1189
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
I was entertaining.

1190
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Two cops got to hang with me

1191
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
and bullshit with me.

1192
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
I was talking to them, because they were like,

1193
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
oh, you got all this Narcan. How do you feel?

1194
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
He was cool about it.

1195
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
The other cop that was with me,

1196
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
we were bullshitting.

1197
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I told my Barcan joke to the lady

1198
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
that was giving me Narcan.

1199
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
So it was a pretty good night then.

1200
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Did I ever tell you that joke, my dog overdosed

1201
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
and she actually stopped.

1202
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
And looked at me

1203
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
and said, that is very funny, Michael.

1204
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
And the cop was laughing in the corner.

1205
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
So I was like, you know what, man?

1206
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Listen, I fucked up. I know I did.

1207
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I have to make light of the situation

1208
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
because it's a coping mechanism that I have.

1209
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
And here's the thing, man.

1210
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
It's crazy as it sounds.

1211
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
It's a good thing you ODed behind the wheel.

1212
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
You would have died otherwise.

1213
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Floor at home, but it's dangerous, man.

1214
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
So motherfuckers got to be good.

1215
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
So motherfuckers got to be careful.

1216
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Right. Don't do that shit no more, man.

1217
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
It's not as good of a story if you die, right?

1218
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
No.

1219
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
It's over then.

1220
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
That's the last story.

1221
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
That's the last story, exactly.

1222
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
I know God.

1223
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I don't know.

1224
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
And then I would have to carry on

1225
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
with the Larry Neal show with a continual

1226
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
revolving guest and I would have to remind everyone.

1227
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
It was the year fourth.

1228
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Until IOG.

1229
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
You said it.

1230
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
You could do a whole thing with every

1231
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
guest that actually wound up, you know,

1232
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
dying of overdoses.

1233
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Or you could just do an AI one with the Ants Force voice.

1234
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I could have a seance show.

1235
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
We could write a whole set of things.

1236
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
That's the jumping interview that died of overdoses

1237
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
somehow.

1238
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I didn't hurt anybody.

1239
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I didn't kill anybody. I feel like a fucking douchebag.

1240
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I didn't know what was happening.

1241
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
I didn't take it on purpose.

1242
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I took the film purpose, but I didn't know I was going to get a hot pill.

1243
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
How many parts?

1244
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
What was at our age, man?

1245
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
How many cars did you total that one

1246
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
summer, three?

1247
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Mark?

1248
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah.

1249
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
What summer?

1250
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Then the next summer you totaled

1251
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
two or three cars.

1252
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Every car I've had, I've given to the ground.

1253
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Even fucking.

1254
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Even some of your friends' cars.

1255
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
I wrecked a car.

1256
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:59,900
front car yeah it was not bad bad but it was totaled it but well but total is a

1257
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:04,960
better of your cost now yeah so expensive that they wasn't like it

1258
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,360
couldn't be fixed was just the amount of money made it total do I understand

1259
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:17,320
what total means it was totaled yeah needles car could fucking oh it's only

1260
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:22,120
worth 500 hours to begin with no it was it was worth the grand but the amount

1261
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,560
just to buy tires and fucking rotors right that would have totaled it and I

1262
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,000
could tell you're totally do the tie I wish we could put the film the photos up

1263
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,680
on the fucking internet we might we might be able to and then fucking a block

1264
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:37,480
out the license plate yeah but I smashed them all man I smashed them all

1265
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:41,560
cause anyways the most of the good pictures are from the side it doesn't

1266
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,040
need anything blurred out no one can see your but yeah you can see all the airbags

1267
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:50,440
hanging on shit and like I did so then I help needles go empty as fucking oh

1268
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:55,600
yeah all his tools which is a lot man he's electrician it's a ton of bullshit

1269
00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:01,800
we're talking to it took 20 fucking hoop the fucking car which fucking Larry

1270
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:08,880
your boss gonna say how you gonna get to work Mike I don't know mark

1271
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:21,480
what are you gonna do about that I don't know you know I've worked works not

1272
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,600
that's I can figure that out that's not a big deal it's just trying to figure out

1273
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,360
the fuck it's not yet you're gonna like them they like them enough at work to

1274
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,280
where they're gonna they're gonna work they're gonna work with me are they

1275
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,600
yeah needles is a fucking damn good work I am a very hard work I have a very good

1276
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:42,080
work ethic listen man I like sites you live the job sites like that like find

1277
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,680
it where you're gonna be that's what he would do then you stay at the site

1278
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,720
live in a shower and eat shower mark a little shower what do you mean I'm

1279
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:54,440
working work man dude I started six and then I leave it to oh and then when

1280
00:45:54,440 --> 00:46:01,760
others other trade there they're making a fucking panda express you're gonna

1281
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,200
sleep in the cooler you're mine if I sleep under the counter oh my god man I

1282
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:15,240
could get a hotel you ask that's what he would phone but yes how about you were

1283
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:19,200
thinking the 10th probably right maybe if you have to if there's no hotels close

1284
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,600
enough there's hotels close to everywhere I work yes you don't I mean we

1285
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,440
work in major area they're building something there because there's a lot

1286
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:33,200
of traffic that's not working the woods inside hotel right across for the

1287
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:38,520
intersection yeah I can find a motel there's literally a fucking old school

1288
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:45,000
motel I don't know I haven't gone in there I mean I haven't been there after

1289
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,480
dark that's who we got to see so five dollars five hours more for no ID and

1290
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:54,080
shit like that oh man yeah we used to go to the place milshire down at the by

1291
00:46:54,080 --> 00:47:00,400
Logan Boulevard and it was an hourly place oh man it was yeah it was just

1292
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,040
like that be like 35 an hour if you never an ID and extra 20 there's Highland

1293
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:10,680
Manor Roosevelt road in that place man I didn't say anything about that the

1294
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,720
Highland Manor holy shit I was staying there one night years later and did more

1295
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:21,680
drugs yeah I haven't been doing drugs but I'm doing it doing it doing it

1296
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:26,280
drugs in my room by myself of course and your car here's a car with a muffler

1297
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,480
I say something really quick drugs by yourself probably grace thing ever yeah I

1298
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,040
was I was like a Downey Jr. phase I was ready to go walk around the hotel and

1299
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:45,240
shit and yeah whatever anyways more than down a junior yeah whatever anyways more

1300
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:50,640
than down a junior I'm sitting there by myself and I hear a car come down

1301
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:55,240
Roosevelt road with the loud muffler yeah turn into the hotel you know

1302
00:47:55,240 --> 00:48:04,360
there's a lot of hearing here it kind of makes it turn it comes down the

1303
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,160
hill towards the back hotel where my room is parks in the bottom of the I'm

1304
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,640
on a second floor but you park you know in your front here park you're here in

1305
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,120
park right where your room is yeah close to where I got right right in the

1306
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:20,400
vicinity of your room the door opens you know I hear it shut creek and

1307
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,520
everything and the door shuts yet cars off now the muffler's not running and you

1308
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,760
come up the stairs knocks on the door that's right your door no next to me oh

1309
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,400
hey okay yeah come on your room that wheel yeah and they just missed it they

1310
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,320
do the thing they do their deal whatever here's a guy getting arrested no way

1311
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,480
no no and then the guy you know I hear leave I can leave back in the car

1312
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:47,840
reverse you'll start to cover here I'm dry already with going down you got

1313
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,640
going on the road and I was suddenly and I hear that sure enough they're pulling

1314
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:57,520
over the car now they pull over the car then they're coming back to the hotel

1315
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:06,280
I'm sure he's coming he's coming he's sheriff I think I'm not gonna my door I'm

1316
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:18,600
fucking freaking out my door thing got a real estate I hear break in the door

1317
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,600
finding the guy in the bathroom trying to flush shit and shit flush your own

1318
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:28,760
shit yes yes I threw my shit no I put on the mattress I believe in the mattress

1319
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:37,560
no way to say that I was gonna claim I was here you know and the fucking Larian

1320
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,160
needles ask her goes there was did you see what he did he went of course I

1321
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:47,200
flushed it oh no no I put it on the bed I was gonna come get me they don't know

1322
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:52,960
anything the drug you're fucking my my room you know and so yeah they must have

1323
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,800
been had line they do fuck up well they saw the dealer and then they just picked

1324
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,680
the fucking buyer I guess but oh I what county you just said in is like you

1325
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,480
don't want to fuck around there no no no I mean you stick out like a store why

1326
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,920
would you be selling drugs in a car with a muffler fucking loud for I couldn't

1327
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:14,520
believe it I mean seriously what would French do I don't know I really don't

1328
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,920
care but why would you I mean for your own stupidity how many of get the loudest

1329
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:23,920
car I can drive and I'm gonna sell crack out of it yeah it's not gonna be like a

1330
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:38,400
rice burner you know the same thing the cops were probably I mean you're in a

1331
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,120
shady hotel or hotel yeah so then what the fuck do you think man you don't see

1332
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:48,360
cop shows before they stay out shady motels right I forgot where we were but

1333
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:54,040
you know there would be through some city we'd be staying in man we stayed in

1334
00:50:54,040 --> 00:51:01,840
some shady ones and like Minneapolis and whatnot with prostitutes like right

1335
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,240
there by each little fucking little thing and yeah it was it was pretty

1336
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:11,640
crazy by dope there'd be street walkers fucking yeah like if you've never seen a

1337
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:16,800
street walker holy shit man you're in New York City street walkers cuz

1338
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,000
down in the city in like Minneapolis and shit well down in the city the blacks

1339
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,720
are cut one black is here one black so they're all on each corner they're black

1340
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,960
where they work at because each somebody owns these blacks another you know what I

1341
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,280
mean so fucking where they would work is in the corner of each block but there

1342
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:41,480
would be also women walking to there'd be like 200 women in a 10 black radius

1343
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:47,720
man festival there you don't know who to get fucking well there was so many of

1344
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,600
them the cops couldn't do anything there you go right you know what I mean like

1345
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,120
they just like this was on each side of the street

1346
00:51:54,120 --> 00:52:00,360
flooded yeah just flooded with pussy and drugs and fucking craziness yeah it's

1347
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:06,280
crazy it's alright you know what's man I'm that's why mark ends up smoking crack

1348
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,720
with prostitutes in this living exact here we are just sitting there doing our

1349
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,280
bullshit while like that shit's a hell of crazy down there

1350
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:18,560
imagine that being your life 24-7 oh yeah that's right a bunch of stuff because

1351
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,520
I can't handle it you're gonna go you'll well sometimes I think I'm well you might

1352
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:29,600
be nuts I mean might be yeah yeah you might be nuts I think you might be

1353
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,600
yeah

1354
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:42,040
yeah yeah you are fucking bonkers nowadays you see someone talking to

1355
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,960
themselves and you think oh you know yeah I know my cell phone it's not like

1356
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:51,400
the old days where you just see someone talking to them so well this motherfucker

1357
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:56,560
ain't on his own he has conversations with them not even just talk to him like

1358
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,840
he has conversations funny you say cuz I really have especially yeah I really

1359
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,320
have caught myself you give yourself some good fucks I'm gonna talk to her

1360
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,440
that much but yeah I've taught myself literally talking like there's someone

1361
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,120
next to me and shit in the room you lose it you're not kidding you yes like a

1362
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:19,600
shining yeah I have yeah I'm through with an axe I've already look oh my god

1363
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:28,000
there's nobody there yeah yeah yeah like I'm like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not

1364
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,000
good is it like someone's in the chair next to me I'm laying on my bed I like

1365
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,120
say something like I expect someone to be there oh man I then I realize it is

1366
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:43,920
no one there how high are you yeah that's not an answer not as the guy dude

1367
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:48,640
you're not it came on couldn't find my dog yeah I was it all over my fucking

1368
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:55,560
dog was me I couldn't I don't have a dog I was gonna say yeah man now you're

1369
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:59,360
fucking me up and Larry's fucking right I really was I was really wondering where

1370
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:05,160
the fuck my dog is like three minutes man oh man yeah fucking idiot right and

1371
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,320
then I remember I don't have a dog

1372
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:15,440
needles like that makes it look like a genius

1373
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:23,040
completely uncalled for what I'm just saying yeah I know it makes us look good

1374
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,320
yeah I guess I'm trying to do but yeah that's great man that's my fucking dog I

1375
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,480
hallucinated there was a dog in my kitchen once and you see there was a

1376
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,880
snake well that was a different that was a different one that's the story we

1377
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:42,160
want to hear I hallucinated that well why were you hallucinating I was fucking

1378
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:47,400
high on a bunch of dope and I might have took a Xanax or something and fucking

1379
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:53,760
my wife was out with her friends have a dinner and I'm fucking around in the

1380
00:54:53,760 --> 00:55:00,960
sink you know and it's got the sprayer the sprayer the long yeah and it looks

1381
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:06,640
like it's a chrome one and it looks like a snake to me because I'm so high and

1382
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:11,960
I'm like oh man drug use either no but this was a time this is why you shouldn't

1383
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,960
do it this is one of the main reasons right here so they go to yeah and so I'm

1384
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:23,600
like man I better fucking kill this snake before Mary comes home because I

1385
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:32,200
don't want the snake to hurt her and I'm pulling and you are like and I fucking

1386
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:37,880
but and I'm doing this for like about a half hour 40 minutes I was so fucking

1387
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,400
high and then when I snapped out of it and realized that I was fucking up my

1388
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,560
kitchen oh my god I was in my kitchen oh my god in the snake was the fucking

1389
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:52,240
sprayer I knew I was in the kitchen right well no I just I knew I was in the

1390
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:56,600
kitchen but I thought it was a snake and I should have known that there's no

1391
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:01,720
chrome snake but Timmy kind of got us all fucking shy oh man yeah that's

1392
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:06,040
good that happens when you wake up and realize that you're not and so that I

1393
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:11,720
tried yes so that I want to think back in so many questions about and I turned

1394
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:15,840
on the water and water didn't come out and I looked underneath the sink and I

1395
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,560
even though I didn't kill the snake or pull it completely out of the sprayer

1396
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:27,600
it fucking bent the pipes underneath man and it fucked it up so badly yeah I

1397
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:37,720
was like I'm gonna fucking freak out when I tell her how fucking stupid this

1398
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:42,120
was like the dumbest fucking thing I ever did I was really and I really did

1399
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,960
think I was like saving your life you know like I was like oh my god you know

1400
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:51,200
I can't let this fucking thing get my wife working away at a contract

1401
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,880
breathing illness yeah and not to mention realizing you're in your fucking

1402
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,880
sink exactly must have been really high Larry but yeah that's not cool oh it's

1403
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:04,080
not it's not good but so you kind of know what it's like you blacked out shit

1404
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:08,400
and then you came to when I wasn't blacked out though I was fully awake and

1405
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,600
I thought that this thing was a snake and then when I when I realized what I was

1406
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:17,360
doing I'm thinking if it was a dangerous fucking snake I'm handling it like I'm

1407
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,440
fucking that chapter where what the fucking fucking Australia they got

1408
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:27,120
killed by the stingray right right fucking I'm writing maybe

1409
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:35,800
fucking shit man I was handling that thing like oh Steve fucking everyone

1410
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:40,080
but then I realized whoa if it wasn't you handle your pop yeah I would have

1411
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:46,480
been dead man yeah cuz the word the odd is of a heaven of snake in your kitchen

1412
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:55,120
Larry yeah yeah dude I wish you could have video tape that man

1413
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,720
wrestle snake in your right that would have been great hallucinating for like I

1414
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:05,440
don't know if it was like five minutes or if it was a half hour you know what

1415
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:11,640
I mean I had no I have no fucking because also in my in my kitchen and a lot of

1416
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,160
people could attest to this a lot of people in this room even when you're

1417
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:19,240
not doing crazy shit and just regular just smoke a weed or have a couple

1418
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:25,760
drinks my kitchen has a time warping effect I've done that it does have a

1419
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:34,320
time warping effect so I'm not exactly sure how long I was it can't buy my

1420
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,920
eyes love it's in the music smoking weed next thing you know it's six hours

1421
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,560
later right yeah or it could happen the other way to next thing you know it's the

1422
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:50,440
next day the whole thing it's a half hour five minutes like you're doing catamy

1423
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:58,080
you get fucking time very time warping all right so attended here yeah I like

1424
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:03,960
to call out all our listeners followers I want to give a new shout out to Chrissy

1425
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:09,520
cleaning them fucking rooms out there thanks for listening doll who's that one

1426
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:14,560
of one of Jay's buddies oh she told me Chrissy listens to you guys right after

1427
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:19,760
she listens to like a little religious thing what up Chrissy and yeah she's

1428
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:28,000
cool Tiffany Tiffany thanks again Matt for being on our last episode of rush

1429
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:34,440
Russ dude Belgium Russ people in England like follow subscribe share tell

1430
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:41,080
everybody at Larian needles on Twitter Larry needles yahoo the Larry needles

1431
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:46,920
show yahoo dot com we have stickers for free still all really not that creeps

1432
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:52,440
anything else thanks and for us for coming love you marks a creeper too yeah

1433
00:59:52,440 --> 01:00:01,160
sure yeah sure okay thanks for tuning in P hey I'm Larry and I'm not need

1434
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:07,400
you can go to court for me yeah no thank you what if they lock me up right

1435
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:12,880
there you know you're gonna settle because your wife be a barracus you and

1436
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:17,520
send you to the court man knock you out maybe I have some time they're gonna make

1437
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:23,360
example out of you well let's hope not yeah any any religious people out there

1438
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:30,120
pray for needles that he doesn't catch fucking serious time thanks for tuning

1439
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:33,900
in I'm Larry I'm needles they'd like you so much you're gonna invite you back

1440
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:37,920
stay in the jail a couple weekends it's such a nice guy all right remember it

1441
01:00:37,920 --> 01:01:01,640
was real nice yeah