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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show

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alright here we are welcome to the Larry and Needles show

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I'm Larry and I'm Needles and we got casual Matt with us today

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what up Matt

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hello everybody

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hi guys

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Matt is a friend of ours in from out of town

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and a hardcore listener

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I'm also the inventor of the name Needles

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yes you are

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I forgot about that

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I don't know if you invented it I kind of came into it

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shall I say

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you had a lot of needles on you

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yeah you just said something I did

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I thought you were a diabetic but you

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I was mistaken

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I was mistaken

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little does Matt know that we have invited him up here to be the producer of our show

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but Larry and I are so stupid we forgot he lives in Florida

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so what's gonna happen is the producer of our show it's kind of like prospecting for the Hell's Angels

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so the next three days you got to feed the cats outside

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and then make sure Larry's guitar riffs are on point

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we won't make you roll around and shit or do anything weird

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I'm not gonna be the guy behind the glory holes

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aww man you're in front of it how's that

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that's Mark's job

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oh that's Van Ford's job

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I didn't say his last name

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that's alright though he might not out

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he might not watch out

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his profession offers to look at Ford from 1988

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from 1988

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that's right we know where to find him

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he's probably cleaning the floor somewhere right now

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so how you doing brother

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good very very tired had no sleep the last two nights

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drove to Indiana today to go buy a drum set

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nice did you drive from Florida

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no I flew I'm never gonna drive from Florida ever

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I drove down once and that was it for moving

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Florida's a fucking shit hole right here right

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it's very nice what do you live

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I live in the nice area I live in the fancy retirement area

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nice

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the bar we go to

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the average age before we get there

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when we get there

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it goes down to 68

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68, 69 if you're lucky

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yeah

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the bar is they open at 11 a.m. the people get there at 10 30

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fuck yeah it's also an outdoor bar it's a neighborhood bar

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it's cool

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I can smell the salt water Larry

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they get there and drink and then by 8 o'clock everyone's gone

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so you can go at night and it's perfect there's nobody there

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fucking salt life baby that's what that's all about

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fucking short jeans and really really really oats

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you know what oats are old-ass titties

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all sagging with stretch marks

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we also live like we have a bunch of colleges by us

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FAU is right there

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for a lot of deals right I mean we're

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everything's right there so it's really

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did you come up here to buy a drum kit

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yeah it was a drum deal not a drug deal

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people think

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so I had to go to the bank

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no one thought that here

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I had to go to the bank to get the money out

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my bank's here still it's a credit union which is only in Illinois

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so it's a pain in the ass to have that

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but I go there and I withdraw a lot of money

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A they said it was past the limit

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and I said well I have a drum deal and the guy said

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excuse me sir is he a drum like percussion

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he's like oh okay he's like why are you out of state

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and why are you here for the cash

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I said again it's a drum deal

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first of all asshole this is my bank and my money's here

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second of all you can't even get money in the bank anymore

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it was a large amount of money that's all

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well but when you go to the bank to withdraw your money

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they're like we don't have it you have to wait three days

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I was prepared to say I close my account now and give me my cash

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I was gonna go to that but I need the money for the drum set

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well you can always go to Boyce Tower Larry

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but it was funny it was funny he's like excuse me

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I'm like drum and not drug

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being out of state was weird he's like well here's my car

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I'm here out of state so if you have any problems let me know

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I'm like what are you gonna do help me when I'm down there

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you can't do anything

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no not at all so you came up here just to buy a drum kit

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well there's a drum show every year called the Chicago drum show

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my man is a very accomplished drummer sorry to interrupt you

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I've been going there for 25 out of like 30 years

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it's been like I was a little kid I would go

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I keep touching my little fucking things

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man it's just like Larry he keeps touching his little thing all the time

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I have a booth I've had a booth for 15 years Joe helped me

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sorry Larry had a couple years

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and we took a no-shirt Nix Carbo in here

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yeah that was good and Larry you had Larry jammed

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did you spoke with the guy from Living Clard?

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nah just jammed with him

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so that was cool

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I have a booth and I have a guy that lives near me

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he drives one of my drum kits up for me and if I buy anything I'll bring it back

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the one I bought today was just a quick hopefully cash flip

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it's good to have a hobby right?

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they're gonna be worth hobbies you know there's needles

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let me tell you I've been involved in a lot of worse hobbies

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I also know what Mark's hobby is but we can't get into that

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no that's what we're cleaning the floors

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that's what he likes to do

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I got a little game we could play here

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I got someone's license

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Patrick D. Terry

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Pat Terry

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RIP Pat Terry

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and he used to live here at this address I'm not gonna say that part

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we got some things we can guess on here like

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do you know when his birthday was man?

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I want to say either October or April

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now we're guessing people's dead people's licenses

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that's what we succumb to

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it's gonna be a fun game trust me

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what is it?

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it's 12 28 1970

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alright do you know his sex?

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I mean he made love to a bottle every night

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but then he grew up whatever the alcohol it was

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holy shit 5'9 135

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he probably weighed about 120

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so what's your favorite tattoo of Pads?

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so I remember I first met Pads Terry and I was a youngin

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you talk to him more and you look closely at him

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your best friend

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just like blue or green tattoo dots

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so like a wigger chick

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so I asked him how he got it he said fuck off

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rest in peace Bob Wiggins and Bob Wiggins said

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you're not gonna believe it

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he got so fucking drunk he went to the tattoo par

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and he like right here he hit a bar

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but they were starting to fade

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Pads Terry and his tattoo

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okay so me and Matt both worked at the same music store

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and he would get there earlier than me

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he would open the store and then I would come in like an hour

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and he would call me and say glasses on

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oh my god his glasses are already off

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that he was so fucked up

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so he had a mini fridge in there

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and he had a bunch of Gatorade

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it was unsealed

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I'm like it's not too big of a deal

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I take a drink of it

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it must have been food coloring

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it's like Cheech and Chong

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it must have been food coloring

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not a sponsor sorry

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that is our sponsor

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we're trying to get him to sponsor us

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don't worry they will

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but I'm trying to get Larry

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I'm really fighting

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I chugged it

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who the fuck drank my drink

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he's like that wasn't Gatorade

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I don't know that bullshit

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no you think

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my other rolls on music

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sorry I can't say that in the store

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oh it's a whistle that but

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fuck rolls on music

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it's a lunch break time

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excuse me

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you know let's go to the bar

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I'm like hey I'm

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let's go to the bar

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I'm 1617

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he's like don't worry about it

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and this bar is closed

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to date

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I went to the name of the bar

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but it's closed a long time ago

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he's like don't worry my friend

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my friend works there

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I get in

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I'm drinking a beer within 5 minutes

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and then I'm like

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well Pat we gotta go back

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he's like you can go back

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I'm fine

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and I went back to the store

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and he never showed up for how long

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the rest of the day

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yeah I mean when you're there

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I mean when you're there

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your family

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and all I fucking

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he would drive in his car too

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to that bar which is all like

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you know 2 blocks away

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less than a mile away

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2 blocks away

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not even 2 blocks

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it was faster to walk

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he had to go around

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stumble

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even stumbling it was quicker

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than getting in the car

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still in danger everyone

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but in the thrill of getting in the car

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you know what I mean

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at one point in time

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where that bar was

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was the biggest DUI producer

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in the state of Illinois

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that was all him

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you know what I mean

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it was a hotspot

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it wasn't real but I mean

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just the local precinct

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had more DUIs

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also had a little strip head

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like fucking 6, 7 bars within

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3 block radius

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that cat without hitting the bar

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nah you couldn't man

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but

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I did a lot of underage drinking

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in those days too

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before you did

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yeah but imagine that coming

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nobody gave a fuck back then

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I don't know we talk about this multiple times

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about how people do like drugs

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and go on stage

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imagine being that drunk

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and running a business

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oh man

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well he ran the business

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straight into the ground

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well yeah I mean obviously

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you can't park in

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our cheques would bounce every time

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it was a race to the

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yeah

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the currency exchange

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you can't catch it before you try

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and the currency exchange

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they'd do it for a while

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but after like 6, 7 weeks

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they no longer took our cheques

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yeah cause they were bouncing

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and you got to pay a fee

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I would literally

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I would get the

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I was there on Friday

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me and Matt would be working

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and literally when the cheques came out

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we would run to the bank

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well run there

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and then you know cause anyone

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a couple of fucking cheques down the road

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they're not getting paid

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and I remember Dahlfeis

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they wouldn't catch his cheque

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he came to the store

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and I'm going to the fucking register

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when the register took his money out

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there wasn't enough money

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I'm taking it all like

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what are you going to do

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you check bounces

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you fucking go right to the source right

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and then Matt was like

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well if you guys would stop going there

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and I would have the money

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I would stop paying his fees

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I'm like putting money in the bank

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yeah what the fuck

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it was a simple solution

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like every time it happens

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I got to pay a $35 fee

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or like dude you run a fucking business

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with paychecks going on

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you stupid fucking ass

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don't write a cheque

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your ass can't cash

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literally

395
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I think LG probably bailed it out

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a few times

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I'm sure I'm sure

398
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yeah

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but at the same time

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I mean the funny thing is

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is all you guys work there

402
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like at bread these

403
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you know rat fucking Larry fucking Matt

404
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you know what I mean

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like you guys all work there

406
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you met all these people like

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and here's this fucking

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cataclysm of just drunkenness

409
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and debauchery going on there

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I remember Pat back when he was like

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15, 14 years old

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he had his first fucking little goofy tattoo

413
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he got like a nagle

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I'm like dude that is so fucking 80s

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what is that

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you know nagle like the girls

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with the face and the white face

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they had paintings of them back in the day

419
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like the Marilyn Monroe one

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like the Andy Warhol

421
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no man

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no nagle he's an artist

423
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these girls with white faces

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and real red lips

425
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oh yeah yeah

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they used to 80s posters

427
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like coke dealers used to have

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with the black hair that would come

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you got it

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yeah

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Pat Dury had a fucking tattoo of that

432
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shit

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he had a fucking nagle tattoo

434
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yeah

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it was ridiculous

436
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I might be my next one

437
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I'm right on my neck

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it was fucking crazy

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that's great

440
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that's so funny

441
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I could remember all the mirrors

442
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in my aunt's house

443
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they had shag carpeting on the walls

444
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and shit dude

445
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and then nagle

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hanging over the couch with some mirror artwork

447
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yeah there was like 40 mirrors

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yeah

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everybody that has an nagle

450
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has fucking mirrors

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and a deviated septum

452
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did it Pat go to California

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and then he'd go his hair out and come back

454
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and like crawled back to LG

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you found Jesus out there

456
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to Lyle and had to do gay sex with him

457
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and get

458
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allegedly

459
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allegedly but also

460
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allegedly he'd also stay there a lot

461
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and allegedly things would happen

462
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but we made me remember something

463
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we're talking about Tommy

464
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yeah

465
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so when LG was sick and dying

466
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he wanted Tom to come over

467
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and like help us stop

468
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I remember I was joking

469
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like do you have to swallow like Pat did

470
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that's what he was like

471
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
oh you don't tell that to a rat

472
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that's a thing man

473
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he's a guy who's a game of cash though

474
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but he's like he benefits them like

475
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well he's gonna benefit what he's gonna get

476
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oh definitely he's gonna get a sore ass

477
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and a couple hundle

478
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
like you might want to shave your head

479
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
that rat tail's gonna be pulled a little too far

480
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can you get rid of my handle

481
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oh yeah on Larry shaved the mustache

482
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you didn't even get to see it

483
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I was talking about a child bike

484
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I want to see a photo of that

485
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I want to see that

486
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yeah I will I'll show you

487
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oh wait I gotta go

488
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I want to shout out to my auntie Lynn

489
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auntie Lynn died

490
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and I gotta go to her memorial Thursday

491
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and that's why I shaved the mustache

492
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alright P. Annie Lynn

493
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why would you do that boy yeah cause it's next to school

494
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I gotta go see all my cousins

495
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I gotta go see all my cousins and shit

496
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and I don't mind looking at the fucking nut

497
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so I fucking

498
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I wanna make my mom happy

499
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you know she's old and you know

500
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alright well alright P

501
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what's her name again

502
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auntie Lynn

503
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so auntie pad I talked about before

504
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and auntie Lynn is the next

505
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she was also the coolest aunt in the world

506
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man that's not getting old

507
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that's Eddie and Richie's mom

508
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she's my two coolest cousins

509
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Eddie and Richie

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love you guys

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shout out to our listeners

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see you Thursday

513
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our followers

514
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we got a new follower today

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like, subscribe

516
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at Larry and Needles on Twitter

517
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518
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yeah

519
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we got t-shirts to give away and stickers

520
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
send us your fucking email and your address

521
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
and we'll send you some shit man

522
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
we ain't stalkers

523
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
mmhmm

524
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Larry like some chunky dough

525
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
please sign that

526
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
what about Mark's OnlyFans page for his feet

527
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
how's that going

528
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
do you get any sign ups yet

529
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oh man let me tell you

530
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
OnlyFans turned him down

531
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
they said you can't use animal feet

532
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
they said no bcow

533
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we're like no look at him

534
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
we sent him the picture and they're like definitely not

535
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they said is this a goat

536
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
what kind of animal is this

537
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
he's like a tuba cobra

538
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
I liked what he guys asked of

539
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
he didn't know what it was

540
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
and he had to explain to him

541
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
about pay for it

542
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
he was like

543
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
he didn't say I'm not going to pay for it

544
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
that's what he wanted to say

545
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
like why would I pay for it

546
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
I get it for free

547
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
I think I'm going to do that

548
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
we should start an OnlyFans for his feet

549
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
and just take pictures

550
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
you don't even know

551
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
you don't even know

552
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
you don't even know

553
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
we'll charge five bucks

554
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because man

555
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people should be paying off

556
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technically for that shit

557
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
even more than that

558
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
scientists will be paying us

559
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
we're like we never saw feet like this

560
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before could you take it from a different angle

561
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
and the left one looks different

562
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from the right one

563
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
they are not symmetrical

564
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
like a true zombie

565
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one's been dragging

566
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exactly

567
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
he drags it when it cleans the floor

568
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
you ever see Shocker

569
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West Craven

570
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when he's got the bum leg in

571
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versus goes around in a circle

572
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
you never see any of this

573
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
it's a great movie

574
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
it's very old school

575
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
so listen I got to talk about something

576
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
very very sad man

577
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
the winner mobile is changing

578
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
its name

579
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
do you know what that is

580
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
of course we do

581
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
yeah

582
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
what is it

583
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile

584
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
it's a hot automobile

585
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
so people might not know

586
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
we got a fan in Belgium

587
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
come on

588
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
a Lamborghini

589
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
it's a fun Belgium

590
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
it's a big car that

591
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
drives around that

592
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
looks like a hot dog

593
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
it's like 50 foot

594
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
60 foot

595
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
and it looks like an Oscar Meyer hot dog

596
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
in a bun

597
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
in a bun

598
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
and it's got the wrap on it

599
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
it's the way Larry's Wiener

600
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
would look like an Oscar

601
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
let me tell you

602
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
yeah

603
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
you know what they fucking

604
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
that's like Larry riding through

605
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Boys Town bareback

606
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I remember when we were kids man

607
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
they would have little

608
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
whistles

609
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
and stuff like the Wiener mobile

610
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
but no that was just behind the

611
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
that was in the rectory

612
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
that you blew on that little

613
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
whistle Wiener

614
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
so

615
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
I got some names

616
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
they want names

617
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
they were doing a contest

618
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
to send it in

619
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
okay

620
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
so this is going to be

621
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
under the Larry Needle show

622
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I'll send that

623
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
first one is

624
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Larry's meet and greet

625
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
that's fucking Larry

626
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
you think that'll fly without

627
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
a car

628
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
it's just all in big letters

629
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
it just goes to the north side

630
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
it's always parked out

631
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
in front of the manhole

632
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
oh yeah

633
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
alright

634
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Nick Matz Rubinchak

635
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I can't respond to that

636
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
no why not

637
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
I mean your name's on it

638
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
alright

639
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
actually that's a good business name

640
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
I mean

641
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
what's Tiffany's last name

642
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Woodcock

643
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Woodcock's Woodshop

644
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
I don't even know this lady

645
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
but thank you for listening

646
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
you're very cool

647
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
you must be one of the most

648
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Russ's Rub-n-Grub

649
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
do we know where Russ is right now

650
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
oh man

651
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
he's at home

652
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
he's waiting for us to release

653
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
the new fucking podcast

654
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
because we're so hilarious

655
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
and hey by the way

656
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
wait man I'm not done

657
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
I want to just say

658
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
everybody just tell your friends

659
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
about us

660
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
okay keep on with the Rub-n-Grub

661
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
and my favorite

662
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Bobby kisses dudes

663
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
but it's all in airbrush

664
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
and remember the Joan Collin books

665
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
where they had like Fabio on the cover

666
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
it's Fabio holding steamboat

667
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
with his long 80s hair

668
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
yeah with that long flowing

669
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
this is before Fabio got hit by that goose

670
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
or that bird remember that

671
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
what happened

672
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
you don't remember that

673
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
oh so those are my ideas for Oscar Meyer

674
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I will send them

675
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
in a proper Larry Lido fighter head

676
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
and what do you mean by Fabio got hit by the goose

677
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
it's the Oscar Meyer Wiener Corporation

678
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
alright

679
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
what happened to Fabio

680
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
what happened to Fabio

681
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
he was on a roller coaster

682
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
and a bird ran into his face

683
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
where is he going

684
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
no this is a while ago

685
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
but you can actually see pictures of it

686
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
it really fucked his ass up man

687
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I mean poor dude

688
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I don't even know where Fabio is from

689
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
he's like from one of those Swedish

690
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
countries where everyone's beautiful

691
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
well somewhere like that

692
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
I think he has an accent

693
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
maybe Nordic

694
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
or Swedish

695
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
maybe French

696
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
I don't know

697
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
hey man I thought it's some cool shit

698
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
okay I thought of this on my own

699
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
you know how people always say

700
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
yeah you know how people always say

701
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
NASA stands for never a straight answer

702
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
no I've never heard that before

703
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
you've heard that right man

704
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
never

705
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
okay so that's two out of one

706
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
cause they lie all the time

707
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
so a lot of people in the science world

708
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
like me and my buddy Chris

709
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
my old studio partner

710
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
his thing for NASA was always

711
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
never a straight answer

712
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
well I thought of what it really stands for

713
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
it stands for Nazi American Science Association

714
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
oh my god

715
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Operation Paperclip

716
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
right and it only makes sense

717
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
that they would fucking make some kind of

718
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
acronym like they always do

719
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
dude

720
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
and so it stands for I believe

721
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
and I don't know this for fact

722
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
but in my mind what I thought of

723
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
and they usually put shit right in your face

724
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000
so it's very possible that it stands for

725
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Nazi American Science Association

726
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
and this is where we had the disclaimer man

727
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
the views expressed by Larry

728
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
are not the same as the needle in the map

729
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
that's what I think it stands for

730
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
where did you come up with this

731
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
where you just sit up here smoking weed

732
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
and you came up with oh man

733
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
I mean this is real scientific evidence here

734
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
which is true though

735
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
NASA did bring

736
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
you know I watched the crazy documentary

737
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
on Netflix

738
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
there was like 3,000 people or something

739
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
what's that

740
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
there was like 3,000 scientists they brought over

741
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
from Nazi Germany

742
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000
it was in the 1900s and 2000s

743
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
but the best and the brightest of them

744
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
yes no matter what they did

745
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
they still brought them over here

746
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000
so I was watching this documentary on Netflix

747
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Netflix is censored and it's all right

748
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
but no no this was actually good

749
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
it's about like how drugs shaped America

750
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
how the government fucked with us with drugs

751
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000
and it shows like how they infiltrated

752
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
like when they would run guns

753
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
obviously over to the other countries

754
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
and they would bring back heroin

755
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
you know what I mean

756
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
and what they started doing was

757
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
was giving it to musicians

758
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
and they started bringing it

759
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
obviously we all know that

760
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
like they would go

761
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
like the whole thing with LSD

762
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
was Ken Casey and shit like that

763
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
like they were all working on this stuff

764
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
and then remember there was those pictures

765
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
where it was like drop out

766
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
and you know drop ass

767
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
that don't make war or whatever they would say

768
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
tuning in drop out

769
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
yeah stuff like turn on or whatever

770
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
turn on drop out

771
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
they're saying that these people

772
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
well they were it's actually proven

773
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
in their paperwork

774
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
where these people were involved in the government

775
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
and the CIA

776
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
like handing drugs out to fucking

777
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
artists and shit

778
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I wouldn't doubt it

779
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
just to control the population

780
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
which

781
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
speaking of controlling the population

782
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
how about this

783
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
let's talk about the Titanic

784
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
alright let's talk about it

785
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
do you think that all the richest people

786
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
in the world

787
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000
actually got killed on the boat

788
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
by a fucking iceberg

789
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
that is such bullshit

790
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
man Larry you are on fire today

791
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
let me tell you something

792
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
tell us something brother

793
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Rothschild and JP Morgan

794
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
wanted to start a central bank

795
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
okay

796
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
all the richest people in the world

797
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
bought tickets to

798
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Carnegie

799
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
and the fucking

800
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
dude they were just showing

801
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
who's the other

802
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
what's the fourth guy

803
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
just Carnegie

804
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Vanderbilt

805
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Vanderbilt there it is

806
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
but all those guys

807
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
got off the boat at the last second

808
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
but everybody else stayed on

809
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Aster was the richest man in America

810
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
wait a minute wait a minute

811
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
and he controlled all the politicians

812
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
slow your roll

813
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
wait a minute

814
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
where did they get off the boat

815
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
why

816
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
where

817
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
you're in the middle of the ocean

818
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
no they got off before the thing

819
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
took off on its maiden voyage

820
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
oh

821
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
cause they knew the motherfucker

822
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
was gonna go down

823
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
cause they planned it

824
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
all the people that were in opposition

825
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
of this central bank

826
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
were on the boat

827
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
and they died

828
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
and they made sure

829
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000
that they didn't get on any life boats

830
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000
in 1912 is when the Titanic went down

831
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
you know what date the fucking thing went down on

832
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000
April 15th on tax day

833
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
isn't that something

834
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
and on

835
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
in 1913

836
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
the Federal fucking Reserve Bank was open

837
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
and everybody that was opposing

838
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
the raw childs

839
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
and JP Morgan's and Carnegie

840
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
and all these people that

841
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Vanderbilt

842
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
yeah

843
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
they strategically

844
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
sidestep the trip

845
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
while everybody else fucking with money

846
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
so you're saying that the government

847
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
killed people

848
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
I'm saying that they fucking

849
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
killed those fucking people for money purposes

850
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
and if you think that a fucking

851
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
they probably bombed them with another fucking ship

852
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
you think that a fucking

853
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
they probably bombed them with another ship

854
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
it's like torpedoes you're talking about

855
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
what do you think about that Matt

856
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
do you think that the government would kill

857
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000
American citizens on its own soil

858
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
what a fucking

859
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I'm gonna plead the fifth right now

860
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
oh man this is not a court of law yet

861
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
keep talking

862
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
it's a little out there Larry but I

863
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
I mean it's it could happen

864
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
where did you get your facts from first Larry

865
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I was reading it on the internet

866
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
yeah I got the fucking shit in my back

867
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000
just reading all the facts and putting it together man

868
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
putting it on

869
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
dude how many fucks dude you only have two hands

870
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
you got a lot of fucking string going on here

871
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
whatever

872
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I mean okay so you're telling me that

873
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
these people took the made it

874
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
dude that's like the Hindenburg too

875
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
there's also something about that all those rich people

876
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I don't know that let's hear it

877
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
no I don't know I'm just saying there's also a conspiracy

878
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
theory about the Hindenburg

879
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
where they had these people that went on there of

880
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
certain opulence and wealth

881
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
and somebody took them out which

882
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
it's possible

883
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
who the fuck would fly

884
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Hindenburg now the Hindenburg did not

885
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
that wasn't the maiden voyage that thing

886
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
went back and forth all the time

887
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
no I know yeah but I'm just saying

888
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
it wasn't the first voyage I didn't mean that

889
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
yeah I know I'm just saying

890
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
it's a differentiating from the Titanic

891
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
that's all keep that's all

892
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
man Larry you got so many

893
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
fucking pins and so many strings dude

894
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
you're like Vishnu

895
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
me and Matt were talking earlier before you came down there

896
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
is it Matt and I or me and Matt

897
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Matt and I

898
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Matt and I were speaking up

899
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Matt and I were kissing upstairs

900
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
allegedly

901
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
allegedly

902
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
if I sue you the discovery is going to

903
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
have to come out so we'll find out

904
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
what were we talking about I forgot already

905
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
we were talking about you were telling me

906
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
how you like how we talk about the

907
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Frenchie story

908
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
wait you didn't even have permission to say what he said

909
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
oh no no no no I want to talk about this

910
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
permission so

911
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
you guys talked about Frenchie

912
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
yeah we had

913
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
we were Frenchie

914
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
we always do

915
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
we're to begin but one of my favorite memories

916
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
this is when I was 16 17

917
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
hanging out with a bunch of 30 year olds

918
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
mid 30s

919
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
and you know Frenchie would be driving

920
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
drunk high on probably everything

921
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Larry being the Frenchie and I being the back

922
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
this would be a daily thing at Roseanne Music

923
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
because I worked like a school program

924
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
where I got to work full time

925
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
after 12 so that was perfect

926
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
they sent you to the worst place

927
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
that a high school kid

928
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
I mean seriously

929
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
every single drug was being

930
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
done in that place

931
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
I'll talk to you about that too but

932
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
so with Frenchie

933
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
my favorite memory was going to this car he'd be like

934
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
hey we're gonna go to liquor store

935
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
he'd buy a six pack or a 12 pack and he'd be like

936
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
I got this guy you know

937
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
he can't drink his wife doesn't want him to drink

938
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
and every day I go there I get him a six pack

939
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
he gives me like a 20 I think

940
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
every day at the clock or we do it every day

941
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
and I'd be like what in the hell

942
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
so then Larry all of a sudden a light bulb switch

943
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
that comes on and he has this story which is amazing

944
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
yeah and it turns out that

945
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
uh

946
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Courtney

947
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
says to me her dad died

948
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
and

949
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
when I come to the funeral and I'm sorry

950
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
and I'm sorry and shit

951
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
I know who you're talking about

952
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
by the pond

953
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
by the lake yeah I know what you're talking about

954
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
and your dad was the guy

955
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
that we would bring the booze to

956
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
and I didn't even fucking realize it

957
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
and I didn't even know and it was

958
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
it was Frenchie who did it really

959
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
well yeah I mean what

960
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
he would do it but like he'd be like oh you go did it

961
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
go over there it was very ironic man

962
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
it was very ironic man

963
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I mean I know Frenchie

964
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
was doing it

965
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
he'd be like there's a 20 underneath the floor mat

966
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
or there's a 20 in the mailbox

967
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
and I already know your dad

968
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I met him through Frenchie and she's like

969
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
that motherfucker

970
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
that motherfucker killed my dad

971
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
whoa man jeez

972
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
that's how she was at the time

973
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
I don't think he was banged up before

974
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
he was banged up before he met Frenchie

975
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
he could not drink

976
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
and he wasn't supposed to drink

977
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
and I didn't know that and Frenchie's bringing the guy fucking

978
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
a lick is a lick

979
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
you know what I mean like

980
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
you're a dude and you need to make money

981
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
especially when you need it every day

982
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Frenchie, tell me the story about his kid though

983
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
you were going to tell me the secret

984
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
he was doing his kid did man

985
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
I don't like talking about kids

986
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
he's getting older at this time

987
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
he's like two years younger than me

988
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
he's not a kid

989
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
the younger boy, not the older one that he turned into a druggy

990
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
but the younger boy that stayed away

991
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
from shit

992
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
also turned out to be kind of wacky

993
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
thank you Larry

994
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
my friend Andrea

995
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
she lives right around the corner

996
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
her kids fucking hang out

997
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
with fucking Frenchie's youngest kid

998
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
right? yeah

999
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
and they all party

1000
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
let's call him Fudge

1001
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I actually have what Fudge did

1002
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
at Andrea's house for my notes

1003
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
you call Frenchie Fudge?

1004
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I call this youngest son Fudge

1005
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
I knew him since he was a fucking boy

1006
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
this is fitting because

1007
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
waiting to hear the story speaking of Fudge

1008
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
so Andrea says

1009
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I'm sick of you fucking kids coming in and out of the house all night

1010
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
because her house was the house

1011
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
that they hung out

1012
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
so I don't want nobody coming in the house tonight

1013
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
okay

1014
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
now they're all outside

1015
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
so they're all outside

1016
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
so anyways they're hanging in the garage

1017
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
and she's leaving the next morning

1018
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
and she looks

1019
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
and she sees a t-shirt in the middle of her yard

1020
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
and she goes and looks

1021
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
gets out of her car and checks it out

1022
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
and it's a pile of human shit

1023
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
with fucking

1024
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
someone wiped their ass with the t-shirt

1025
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
and so she's like

1026
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
what the fuck

1027
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
she grabs her daughter and she's like

1028
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
who did this and she's like Fudge did it

1029
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
oh man

1030
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
because you told us no one could come in the house

1031
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
and he had to take a shit in the middle of the yard

1032
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
and she's like you can't go to the bar

1033
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
right there

1034
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
or you can't go to McDonald's and take a shit

1035
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
or you know maybe

1036
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
you can't come in and use the bathroom

1037
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
with something like that

1038
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
and you can't get in the yard like that

1039
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
so the kids shit in the yard

1040
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
and now you don't got a t-shirt either man

1041
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
no

1042
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
let me tell you

1043
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
easy guy to check out

1044
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
that fucking took a shit in the yard

1045
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
the guy with the itchy ass and no shirt on

1046
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
exactly

1047
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I got one more Frenchie story

1048
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
it was a guitar store in Algonquin

1049
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
way out in those sticks

1050
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
and I got a big gamble too

1051
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Larry's in the front and the back

1052
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I'm again 1617

1053
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
man these stories are almost

1054
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
pet a feeling

1055
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
it's close to it

1056
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
nobody ever touch man

1057
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
when he was away

1058
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
so

1059
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I'm noticing he's sweating a lot

1060
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
and like oh boy

1061
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
and he's already drunk

1062
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
we're kind of swerving and I'm like oh boy

1063
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
we get to the guitar store

1064
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
and I walk around looking

1065
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
there's like one guy guitarist or he's like watching all of us

1066
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Frenchie just

1067
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Frenchie out of his mind

1068
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
plugs a guitar in

1069
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
not a stairway to heaven but just being stupid

1070
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
he can't play anyway

1071
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
the guy looks at him and he's like ah fuck you

1072
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
I think you were buying a guitar or looking at a guitar

1073
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
but you were kind of having the back too

1074
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
sure

1075
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
but he was the one driving

1076
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I remember like can I drive home

1077
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
he's like you're not old enough

1078
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
you're not old enough to cruise

1079
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
like

1080
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
20 years later

1081
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I'm like wait a second

1082
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I was 16 hanging out 34 years old

1083
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
this guy was on 2-8 balls

1084
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
driving me probably on 3-6 fast

1085
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
you know what a good Frenchie

1086
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
story was his basement flooded

1087
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
and me and Jay Burr said

1088
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
with the pocket twat

1089
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
I love that but it's still a funny story

1090
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
it's just like floating around

1091
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
and he's telling our people reruns

1092
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
what are you talking about

1093
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
we just said this not long ago

1094
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
that's alright man

1095
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
how about this man

1096
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
what man

1097
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
fucking Camilla Harris

1098
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Camala say her name

1099
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
say her name

1100
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
they want to put her in charge of A.I

1101
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Biden wants her in charge

1102
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
anal investigation

1103
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
yeah

1104
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
so all anal investigations

1105
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
are going to be done by her

1106
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
from now on

1107
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
with her hands on her mouth

1108
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
first she checks with her tongue

1109
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
if something's in there

1110
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
she checks further with her hands

1111
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
well not something in there

1112
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
she can taste the diseases

1113
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
so anyways

1114
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
they want her in charge of artificial intelligence

1115
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
and

1116
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
I don't know if

1117
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
she's going to do as good as she did at the border

1118
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
she's not going to do anything

1119
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
let's not even talk about the border

1120
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
she's the president she's a fucking Malacca

1121
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
you know what I mean

1122
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
that's what I'm saying

1123
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
in charge of artificial intelligence

1124
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
and she's the dumbest motherfucker out there

1125
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
when you listen to her talk

1126
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
it dumbs you down

1127
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I mean

1128
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
she's the biggest threat of our time

1129
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
I don't know about that

1130
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
democracy is the biggest threat

1131
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
democracy is the biggest threat

1132
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
that's what it is

1133
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
because we're fighting against each other

1134
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
nobody can fucking get along

1135
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
we need a dictator

1136
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
we're kidding

1137
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
a legend

1138
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
you said it man

1139
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
that one's going on there

1140
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
what kind of dictator do you want though

1141
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
a communist dictator

1142
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
all dictators are

1143
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
all dictators

1144
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
what kind of dictator do you want

1145
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
a North Korean dictator

1146
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
do you want one of the Chinese

1147
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Chinese doing a lot of North Korea

1148
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
you know what I mean

1149
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
they got dictators

1150
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
we all do

1151
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
we do

1152
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
we don't

1153
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
dude

1154
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
that is a visible sigh

1155
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
oh man

1156
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
what

1157
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
you don't think that we're getting run by a dictator

1158
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
I don't think you and I

1159
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
everything is fucking fixed

1160
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
I don't think you and I are the right people to talk about politics

1161
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
which makes it even funny

1162
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
but I'm just saying

1163
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
I think that it's all a dictatorship

1164
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
smoking mirrors

1165
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
no matter if the democrats take over

1166
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
it's going to be like this

1167
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
the republicans it's going to be the fucking same

1168
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
yeah it doesn't matter

1169
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
it's a dictatorship

1170
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
now you're getting to realize it

1171
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
no it's not a dictatorship

1172
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
if someone just takes over

1173
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
infinity

1174
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
they take over till they die or they're taken out

1175
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
like Gaddafi didn't he get raped in the ass

1176
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
in the streets

1177
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
he was dragged through the streets

1178
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
they almost killed

1179
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
they didn't kill them

1180
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
they like sodomized him

1181
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
they threw him in the back of pickup truck

1182
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
his people

1183
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
but I mean his fucking

1184
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
I thought we killed Gaddafi

1185
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
no, no, no more Gaddafi

1186
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
maybe it wasn't Gaddafi

1187
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
but you know what I'm saying

1188
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
let me tell you

1189
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
history facts on the leader of the needle show are not backed up by anything

1190
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
that's why I'm here to be our producer

1191
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
unless I say so then they're all

1192
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
yeah okay

1193
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
if it comes out of Larry's mouth that shit is fucking stolen

1194
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
aliens transported people from the titanic to

1195
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
zoombaz or whatever

1196
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I didn't say that that's your bullshit

1197
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
well no that's when I get the gist of your stuff

1198
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
okay

1199
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
so keep on going what else then

1200
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
what else did Lyle duty

1201
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
in that dark room

1202
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
no actually she asked Bobby Bronco that because

1203
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Bobby Bronco

1204
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
what did Lyle do to Bobby

1205
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I mean what did he do

1206
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
that guy likes to buck and fuck

1207
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
he got raises every three months

1208
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
oh man

1209
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
what are wrong with kissing ass

1210
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
he'd go to the Nam shows and Lyle would be like

1211
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
your room got canceled but

1212
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
dude wait a second

1213
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Nam, Nambla? Nambla show?

1214
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Nam is national American music merchants

1215
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
they show all the new gear

1216
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
and I'm sorry to interrupt you

1217
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
and Steamboat would get the fucking

1218
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
tickets in the room

1219
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
to go to the Nam show and it was a big deal to go

1220
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
and then at the last minute

1221
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
his room would get canceled

1222
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
and he would have to bed down with Lyle

1223
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I'd be like I only got one bed it's a king

1224
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
but we can go head to head

1225
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
you're gonna be my queen

1226
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
you're just queen don't worry

1227
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
you know what though

1228
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
he's got that sweet telly it was worth it

1229
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
you know

1230
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
hey man you gotta crack some eggs and make an omelet don't ya

1231
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
what was his dog's name

1232
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Kelly

1233
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Kelly, come here Kelly

1234
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
and when Kelly passed away

1235
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Robert had to take over some duties if you know what I mean

1236
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
peanut butter looking duties

1237
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
and eventually a peanut butter went away

1238
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
and it was just a good ol' Oscar

1239
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
my rewiener in there

1240
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
before that

1241
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
he had a dog named Frank

1242
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
after his gay boyfriend

1243
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
in the rock band

1244
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
who was a drummer

1245
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
who you talking about? oh Lyle

1246
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
the dog was named Frank

1247
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
and then the next dog was named Kelly

1248
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
kind of weird names for dogs

1249
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I like a good human name on a dog though

1250
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
when someone calls a dog

1251
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Teddy kind of cool

1252
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
our next door neighbor's dog was Teddy

1253
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Jim

1254
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
well my cat's name is Helena

1255
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
it's a human name

1256
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I don't understand that

1257
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
but who's the commie here

1258
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
you got some against Poles or something

1259
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I don't know I don't

1260
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
you're cleaning lady

1261
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
the deciphered fucking Anford feeps

1262
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
so you gotta remember that do I gotta write that in the fridge?

1263
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
well she's not coming

1264
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
she's not coming Thursday

1265
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
cause

1266
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I gotta go to my aunt's memorial

1267
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
but she's gonna be here the next

1268
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
two Thursdays after that

1269
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
alright cool then we'll get her to decipher that shit

1270
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
not two Thursdays in a row

1271
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
I'm talking two Thursdays later

1272
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
she'll be here so like a month

1273
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
it'll be like a month

1274
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
by the way this is our

1275
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
41st day

1276
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
of podcasting

1277
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
41st episode

1278
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

1279
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
41st episode

1280
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
this is the 41st day that we've been on the air

1281
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
how many episodes you had?

1282
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
we got 30 something

1283
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
so I've wasted 30 something hours of my life

1284
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
it's not wasting when you're learning

1285
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
and you're a monk's friend

1286
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
it's not even learning though it's just like you said

1287
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
it's like being at the table when you're not there

1288
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
yeah like it reminds me of like

1289
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
you know even Bobby Brocco said this like 15 years ago

1290
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
to me like you could spend

1291
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
you could be at Larry's house

1292
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
sit down at the table and literally it would be

1293
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
you get there at two in the afternoon and it literally

1294
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
it's 2am and a blink of an eye

1295
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
and you don't know why

1296
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I like the brand

1297
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I wasn't partaking in all of that

1298
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
you didn't do the hard drugs

1299
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
you say back in the old days when everyone was

1300
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
hanging out and shit and you say man

1301
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
every time I come over to your house Larry

1302
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
you're gonna be on Grand Theft Auto

1303
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
game or something

1304
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
which I never played

1305
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
but I imagine it's pretty fun

1306
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
if I did play video games

1307
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
yeah it is you like give

1308
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
hookers your money and then you beat them up and you steal your money back

1309
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I mean serious

1310
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
this is a very popular game

1311
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
amongst children

1312
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
I do want to ask preteens also

1313
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
not to the subject but about the show

1314
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
what's that?

1315
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
when's your next live drive with Mary

1316
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
who's the most?

1317
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
we want to live

1318
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
you gotta wear helmets

1319
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
well I mean Larry does that all the time

1320
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
like in racing scenes

1321
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
he had to look at them to make sure he didn't have one

1322
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
that was great

1323
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
but I think you guys need to go somewhere with no GPS

1324
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
and say start driving to see what happens

1325
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
what was that

1326
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
what the fuck were we gonna do the last time

1327
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
oh well no I want to do driving school first

1328
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
and I want to pay for Mary to do driving school

1329
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
and we're gonna go along

1330
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
in the backseat

1331
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
yeah we're just gonna record

1332
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
smoke weed

1333
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
we'll hang the recorder

1334
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
we'll kind of structure you again

1335
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
we'll hang the recorder from the rear view mirror

1336
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
so we can hear the driver telling us shit too

1337
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
the brake noise

1338
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
the instructor's gonna be a guy at the DOI

1339
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
so you can hear

1340
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
that's alright man

1341
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
the only one's gonna accept the test

1342
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
what's a little of a lack of in this video

1343
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
y'all just got to wait

1344
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
cause Mary lives by the seat of her pants

1345
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
that was a great episode

1346
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
we'll do some more driving with Mary first here

1347
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
rush hour

1348
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
rush hour's okay

1349
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
cause we're not going anywhere

1350
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
we're stuck in traffic

1351
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
it's when she gets on the open road you have to watch out

1352
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
actually no strip balls

1353
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
that's a strip balls

1354
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Mary's kryptonite

1355
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Mary's kryptonite is like a tight ass strip ball

1356
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
with like 50 stores in it

1357
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
like home goods

1358
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
and then like a fucking uh

1359
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
what is that, Best Buy?

1360
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
we're all motherfuckers just going and got paneras over here

1361
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
9 coffee

1362
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
parking challenge

1363
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
she could parallel park like nobody had

1364
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
but she could

1365
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
she could barely see over the wheel

1366
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
high school

1367
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
there's a driving lot over there

1368
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
the map, you guys could have a video and put it on youtube

1369
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
I know we owe

1370
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
some faces though but

1371
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
no not at all

1372
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
of the children

1373
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
you're gonna go in the trunk

1374
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Larry's got a couple in there

1375
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
they'll be blurred out with your voices changed a little bit

1376
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
oh you can sound like a

1377
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
group of the money

1378
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
well that's what no shirt nigg said

1379
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
he'll come on the show if we can get one of the next guys

1380
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
oh we can't we just guys

1381
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
you really will

1382
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
we're gonna take a pool cue and break in half

1383
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
and give one of the end of you and no shirt nigg

1384
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
it's gonna be a video

1385
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
because he's gonna want to take a shirt off

1386
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
well I mean obviously and then we're gonna want it

1387
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
and then Liryanne he'll commentate it

1388
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
you can do shadows you can't see his face

1389
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
all you gotta do is if you put on like EDM

1390
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
or something nigg will stop fighting and they'll like

1391
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
play airbages

1392
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
that's his script tonight

1393
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
he's putting on like

1394
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
anything like top 40

1395
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
he'll like dance fight

1396
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
you gotta watch out for that

1397
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
what's that shit called tube of cover or something

1398
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
when they dance around and kick and shit

1399
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
look tube of cover is Mark's feet

1400
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
it's only fans name

1401
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
it's only fans name

1402
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
exactly

1403
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
tube of cover

1404
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
tube of cover

1405
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
what's up bro

1406
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
oh man

1407
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
so when are you going back to Florida

1408
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
next Monday I have a six o'clock flight

1409
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
nah it's not bad

1410
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
so you got some time then

1411
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
we'll be back in the area

1412
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Sunday night but not till late

1413
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
we'll see

1414
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
you going to the event

1415
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
I want to man I want to go

1416
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
let's talk about the drum show

1417
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Matt's buddies with a lot of cool guys

1418
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
a lot of famous drummers

1419
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
can't say names

1420
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
don't tell us

1421
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
we don't want to ruin any careers

1422
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
but

1423
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
our associations

1424
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
but the other thing is

1425
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Matt is one of the greatest

1426
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
drummers and I gave him his name

1427
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Casual Matt

1428
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
because he could

1429
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
play so casually and

1430
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
still fucking nail it

1431
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
it's remarkable

1432
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
he doesn't get tired

1433
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
he doesn't work up a sweat

1434
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
this fucking guy never worked up a sweat

1435
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
any gig

1436
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
he can check fucking emails with his right hand

1437
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
and be fucking

1438
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
drumming with his left hand

1439
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I said dude don't check emails

1440
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
on stage anymore please

1441
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
what is he what's email so important too

1442
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
he has a job that he has

1443
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
he's a physical attitude

1444
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
guys out in the jam and

1445
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
pay your bill

1446
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
he's just answering emails at one hand

1447
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
I mean Jesus Christ you're poor old lady

1448
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
they're fucking vagabrogate

1449
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
a break from this guy

1450
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
just hammer fisting her all day

1451
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
she's like

1452
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
quit doing paradiddles on my clit

1453
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
it's too funny

1454
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
but

1455
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
think it's a compliment though Larry

1456
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
nah yeah it's truly

1457
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
man it's the best

1458
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
it's still good

1459
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I know I just saw the feed I thought it went down

1460
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
but it just fucking

1461
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
went out

1462
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
come on baby

1463
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
so needles you were too half my podcast

1464
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
you were dillard daddling for a little while so

1465
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
damn I can't soccer you

1466
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I must have turned it off

1467
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Larry can you get that big grey

1468
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
vodka bottle

1469
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
we have a mob on over no lube this time

1470
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
you're putting my ass?

1471
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
every minute you're late

1472
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
every minute you're late

1473
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
we're taking the cap off and there's bleach inside there

1474
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
so

1475
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
what are you guys, serial killers?

1476
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
both you gonna fuck my ass and nothing there

1477
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
you can't be late anymore

1478
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
you're sick oh no

1479
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
we were discussing your penalty and that came up

1480
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
my penance

1481
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
for being late for half of my own podcast

1482
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
you look down

1483
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
I don't think these people care about that

1484
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
all they care about is

1485
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
that we create

1486
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
horrible content

1487
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
very dark alley

1488
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I actually really enjoy it like I said

1489
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
it's like listen to you guys talk

1490
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
it makes me laugh I was in the airplane actually listening to this

1491
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
on the way here

1492
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
I appreciate that thank you very much

1493
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
subscribe

1494
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
you guys have some good analytics

1495
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I know but they're not that great at all

1496
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
like I said thanks to all our fans

1497
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I don't know why you listen to us because Larry and I

1498
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
can't stand each other

1499
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
we just air our grievances down in the

1500
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
basement but he hasn't called me stupid yet

1501
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
so that's good oh yeah

1502
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
fucking idiot there you go

1503
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
there's the first one

1504
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
there you go but no I appreciate that

1505
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
it's you know what it's funny that's stupid

1506
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
it's very

1507
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
not that stupid

1508
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
you guys should do youtube I think that's going to come soon

1509
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
no shirt and it comes on because he's got to show off

1510
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
his no shirtness

1511
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
you should get him a guy fox mask

1512
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
you know I got one

1513
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I got one out there oh really? oh yeah

1514
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
gay fox for you

1515
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
grand cave it's a mean

1516
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
you get some

1517
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
you go on youtube then make some money

1518
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
get some ads or mad revenue I don't want that

1519
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
man I just want to have a good time

1520
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
you get some

1521
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
revenue

1522
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
we can make revenue you know what listen

1523
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I don't even I want to learn how to do

1524
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
a video though but I'm

1525
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I'm so fucking retarded about it

1526
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
you know what I mean oh

1527
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I'm going to tell you something that fucking bothers me

1528
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
what bothers you listen

1529
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I'm in Liberty

1530
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
ville today yeah driving out

1531
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
fucking far away from

1532
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
you know what I mean like I'm in a good area

1533
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
fucking group of

1534
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
bikers not motorcyclists

1535
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
motorcyclists

1536
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
bikers tour de France fuckers

1537
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
oh bicyclists

1538
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
yeah and not bikers

1539
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
bicyclists I don't know whatever

1540
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
and there's fucking I mean this was mecca for you Larry

1541
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
it's just like nine dudes

1542
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
in short shorts with their asses

1543
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
hanging out just pedaling away

1544
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
and they took up the whole lane

1545
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
and that's all through I mean you were just

1546
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
praying to the east baby

1547
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
sounds excellent

1548
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
so these fuckers okay so what's

1549
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
a

1550
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
group of geese right a gaggle

1551
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
gaggle these are a bunch of fucking

1552
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
faggles

1553
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
yeah a whole gang of bicyclists

1554
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
when they're dressed for like the tour de

1555
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
France and there's like a water tower

1556
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
right there and there's a faggle

1557
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
of bicycles yeah the faggle of bicycles

1558
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
was Bobby Bronco in the lead

1559
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
spotter no and these guys were

1560
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
assholes like would you try to pass them one

1561
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
of them would come out of the fucking lane

1562
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
to like block you what you could do

1563
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
over them pass them let's go through

1564
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
them

1565
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
man listen

1566
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
there was an African-American

1567
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
gentleman in the group

1568
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
and I don't want this to turn into some Charlottesville

1569
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
shit you know what I mean

1570
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
but they blocked the whole fucking road

1571
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
and wouldn't let me go by

1572
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
and then we're looking

1573
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
and they're not going very fast

1574
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
well I mean they're going as fast as a fat

1575
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
middle-aged guy that lives in the suburbs

1576
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
can go I mean this guy's muffin top

1577
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
was wider than the fucking

1578
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
seat dude oh man and I mean

1579
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
let me tell you even I mean

1580
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
I was appalled by this man

1581
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
because he already had to do his little hill

1582
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
and he had to stand up to get up there

1583
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
yes and handle it

1584
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
well and all it is

1585
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
just a man's ass pumping

1586
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
like a short bike

1587
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
and this guy is a

1588
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
a truciously fat

1589
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
you taking pictures? no

1590
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I got I don't want to get my phone

1591
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
later yes it's another watch list

1592
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
I mean you should see the stuff that Larry sends me

1593
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
I'm on the three different watch lists

1594
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
from Larry

1595
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I mean the most

1596
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
craziest shit ever

1597
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
he's like Michelle Obama banging alien

1598
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
and now they're driving a Cadillac

1599
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
I got a man

1600
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
well I mean

1601
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
if it's there it's there well I mean

1602
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
she you don't know if she's a man right baby

1603
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
that's for sure I don't know about that

1604
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
well you need

1605
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
a house to fall on you

1606
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
no I want to see her dick

1607
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
everybody's seen her dick

1608
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
have you? yeah

1609
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
now you're just being silly

1610
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I mean

1611
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
why would you say that? I mean I didn't see it

1612
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
bare I saw it through the clothes

1613
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
now you're changing your story

1614
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
I saw her dick through the clothes flopping around

1615
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
on Ellen DeGeneres and everything

1616
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
what do you mean?

1617
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
hey man

1618
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
you're like that dude

1619
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I don't know

1620
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
that is allegedly

1621
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
that's the biggest allegedly on the show to date

1622
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
she's a man

1623
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
she's a man baby

1624
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
everybody knows that

1625
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Matt?

1626
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
I mean I haven't seen it like Larry has

1627
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
yeah so once again

1628
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
two against one

1629
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
I mean where did you see this dick

1630
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
flopping around

1631
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
on Ellen DeGeneres

1632
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
on her face? no

1633
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
that's the last place Ellen hangs out

1634
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
no she hangs out there

1635
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
no she's more into that

1636
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
ritualistic stuff

1637
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
money stuff

1638
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
they all are

1639
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
and she's definitely

1640
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
definitely a man

1641
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
that theory is fizzling out

1642
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
no it's not fizzling

1643
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I know our fans and our listeners

1644
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
know what I'm talking about

1645
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
yes I'm sure they do

1646
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
they know I'm right

1647
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
they know you're out of your fucking gourd

1648
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
for saying that Michelle Obama is a man

1649
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
for all kinds of reasons

1650
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
for that too

1651
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
which other ones?

1652
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I mean if you're gonna fucking throw shade bring it sucker

1653
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
any number of things

1654
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
oh that's number one

1655
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I don't think Michelle Obama is a man

1656
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
that's number one

1657
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
about number two Larry what is it

1658
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
I pissed on the toilet seat once

1659
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
any number of things

1660
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
this is fucking fizzish

1661
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
this is an outrage

1662
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
whatever

1663
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
it really is just throwing things

1664
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
that's alright though Larry

1665
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
I still love you

1666
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
fuck you son of a bitch

1667
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
I just remembered something

1668
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
when you were talking about Larry in your past episode

1669
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
he talked about him being a sugar daddy

1670
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
or sugar baby

1671
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
we were joking earlier

1672
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
I know exactly when

1673
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
because we worked together

1674
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
that was his last job

1675
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
your last time working there

1676
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
was probably 2004

1677
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
so almost 20 years

1678
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
the last time you paid taxes

1679
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
income taxes

1680
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
when is the last time you filed taxes

1681
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
income taxes I always do man

1682
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
for what? sugar baby tax

1683
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
the government has to give you money

1684
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
and then they see a picture

1685
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
oh Larry's got teeth

1686
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
yeah

1687
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
dude he got rid of the child's bike

1688
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
and he's got teeth now

1689
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
congratulations Larry

1690
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
dude they look amazing bro

1691
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
wow they're all gone

1692
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
oh dude no no no

1693
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
I thought a few were only gone half of them

1694
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
half of them were gone

1695
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
it was a ying ying in his mouth

1696
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
he had half the teeth on one side

1697
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
and then the fucking teeth on the other

1698
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
are you still missing the one on the bottom

1699
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
I didn't notice that

1700
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
you got it let me tell you

1701
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
but congratulations kids

1702
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
don't do I mean just don't do

1703
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
drugs man

1704
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I mean they're not what they used to be

1705
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
you know at least Larry had a good time

1706
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
losing his teeth now you'll die

1707
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
that's the truth

1708
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
it really is and it's sad

1709
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
we can't even fucking get good drugs

1710
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
we can't even party casually anymore

1711
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
you fucking die

1712
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
I want to talk to you about

1713
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
I remember when I first met

1714
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
we used to live near each other

1715
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
in our town and I used to see you

1716
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
walk down the street sometimes

1717
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I'd be like that's needles

1718
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
but I've heard you walk around

1719
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
like you look at people and you walk at you

1720
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
but who the fuck's this

1721
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
because we kind of knew each other from Larry

1722
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
but we didn't know each other

1723
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
and Larry only lived

1724
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
two three blocks away from where I was at

1725
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
you were in the middle of us

1726
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
we used to come over to Larry's house every fucking day

1727
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
plus I could have been

1728
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Needle's brother walking around

1729
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
just like him

1730
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
fucking Javer

1731
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
except more nervous

1732
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I remember

1733
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
to put it mildly

1734
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
nervous

1735
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
he had an anxious

1736
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
he had an anxious lay about it

1737
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
get a little tick to him

1738
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
pinpointed back then

1739
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
you know what I mean now

1740
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
sometimes he wasn't but sometimes he really was

1741
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
yeah well I mean we all become unhinged

1742
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
every once in a while

1743
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
or used to

1744
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
that's the truth

1745
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
can't do nothing about it

1746
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
I've known Larry for it

1747
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
you know what I mean like you've known Larry forever

1748
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
I've known fucking it's crazy

1749
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
I missed your question how old are you when you first met Larry

1750
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
I don't know

1751
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
were you 16 as well

1752
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
no

1753
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
I mean look at this guy

1754
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
he's a grimmer

1755
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
he's a fur-

1756
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I told the story I was like

1757
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
this fucking guy when he came over

1758
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Frenchie brought him I'm like dude I told you

1759
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
don't bring anyone to my house man what the fuck

1760
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
oh no

1761
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
no this guy's okay

1762
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I'm like yeah no I don't think so

1763
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
but yeah it's alright

1764
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
no it's okay

1765
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
I forget Frenchie

1766
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
well yeah I mean you have to

1767
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
he's not alive

1768
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
you guys got to do a

1769
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
memoriam of all the people left

1770
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
yeah we do like a Jim Carroll thing kinda

1771
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
yeah

1772
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
that'd be funny

1773
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
maybe a long list

1774
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000
sadly

1775
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
oh

1776
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
alright let's shut it down then

1777
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
so follow us on Twitter

1778
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
at Larry and Needles

1779
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
shout out to Matt he's right next to me

1780
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
yeah we don't have to

1781
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I hear it though

1782
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
big break makes you have him guys I appreciate it

1783
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
oh man we love you man

1784
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
follow us like

1785
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
subscribe tell your fucking friends

1786
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Spotify, Apple

1787
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
all major platforms

1788
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
hashtag Larry and Needleshow

1789
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
yeah we can do that

1790
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
we're still learning how to use Twitter

1791
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
shout out to Russ

1792
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
only fans

1793
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
like I said dude if you send us your fucking

1794
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
email or something a PO box

1795
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
or something we'll send you a t-shirt

1796
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
and some stickers man we make everything

1797
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
we made the t-shirts in-house

1798
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I eat the stickers but they're awesome

1799
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
oh we'll take a picture and put it on Twitter

1800
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
that's what we're gonna do

1801
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
of what?

1802
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
of the t-shirts and the stickers

1803
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
send us your fucking PO box or something

1804
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
then we'll send you a t-shirt and a sticker

1805
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
or anything over 2X you gotta pay us

1806
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
thanks

1807
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
damn it

1808
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
sorry Matt how many

1809
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
prisoners do you have on your listeners

1810
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
cause you're gonna have a lot of jail cells in mail too

1811
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
I mean are you a cop?

1812
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
something a cop would say

1813
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Matt gets his own

1814
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Matt gets his slide on the 2X world

1815
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
well thank you for having me guys

1816
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000
hopefully I'll be back next year

1817
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
thank you very much man

1818
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
we appreciate you coming

1819
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
alright thank you

1820
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
peace, I'm Larry

1821
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
oh god yeah

1822
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000
I'm Larry

1823
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
and I'm Needles

1824
00:57:37,000 --> 00:58:05,000
thanks for tuning in peace bro sucka