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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Show.

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I mean, I'm very welcome.

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Alright, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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And uh, nice Larry.

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Larry, Mark's here, Kiki's here, and Needles is here.

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And we're debating right now about...

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Hi, I'm Needles.

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I saw Miley Crew like seven times.

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Put your mic there.

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Yeah, oh, the crew, right?

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Are you just gonna yell stuff out now?

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I saw Miley Crew seven times.

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I did.

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I saw him once with you when we were kids.

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We were so fucking old.

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I mean, this is what we're debating right now, is Miley Crew good?

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Nah, but you know, I have a girlfriend that liked him.

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She wanted to be a sex sex.

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Yeah, hot cat, bondias, and that she broke...

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Well, she was.

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Whatever.

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I'm sure she's still A.

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Yeah, you know what?

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If she put on 50 pounds, I'd still fuck her.

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Just because she lied, she's still...

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I give her props.

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Imagine how bad Nikki Six was.

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I mean, the guy was sitting...

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I read those, uh, the heroin diaries.

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Yeah.

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And he was sitting in his closet.

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Wait, was this back in the day though she was dating him?

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No, just recently.

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Like right now, he's all...

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He's all...

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Right now.

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Well, no, no, because she was in her prime.

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I mean, she's still...

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Maybe two, three years ago.

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Yeah, yeah, alright.

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I mean, she's still cute, whatever.

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I mean, is that my top girl?

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No.

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She's got tattoos and thick hips, right?

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Yeah, that's cool.

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I mean, we all know Kiki's got yellow fever, so...

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But that's alright though.

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And fourth, what kind of women you like?

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I like a woman that's liking me.

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It's a good woman.

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I mean, you can smell my flower.

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But that's alright though.

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We can work with that.

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Shit, so this fucking chick...

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This is a great story, man.

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This lady, she got high on meth with her boyfriend.

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It wasn't her husband though.

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Eighties face off.

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What's that?

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Eighties face off.

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Was it a noose or something?

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Was she married though?

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No, no, they were single.

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Okay.

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She met this guy.

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Smoking meth.

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She is a...

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Yep, smoking fucking Tina.

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She is accused of decapitating this man during sex.

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Oh, jeez.

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Oh, no.

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Ripped her's head off, huh?

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No, that's some rough shit.

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I mean, she claimed she could feel his heart beating while she choked him.

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Oh my God.

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How she can make you capitate him?

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I'll get to that, Kiki.

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She wants her bail reduced.

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It's like two million bucks.

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She wants her bail reduced to about $100,000.

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I think we should start a fun, fundraiser page, whatever they call that.

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Go fuck me page.

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Go fuck me, Larry.

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Jesus, you're on the wrong page.

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Just Larry.

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I tell you, you gotta stop showing your butthole for free.

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Wow.

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You're a dime piece.

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So, it's currently two million bucks.

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In February of this year, she physically attacked her lawyer in court.

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She's a wild man.

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In the courtroom.

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She's a wild one.

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So she's fun in bed.

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She needs some meth.

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So, she says she's not guilty.

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And what happened was...

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I believe her.

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She sexually assaulted the corpse.

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This chick is on fire, dude.

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How did she sexually assault a male corpse?

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So, you die with an erection?

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Yeah, what happened?

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Is it a mortise?

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It's the blood yet.

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I mean, everything's so...

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Sodomizing with the...

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Is that what she's saying?

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Are you dead when you stick your shit up in the ass?

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All it says is she got charged with...

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How did she defy the...

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Defy the...

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...uniquip.

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Oh, with a kitchen knife.

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Oh, my God.

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That's not easy.

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I'm guessing.

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The best part of the story is...

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She stated...

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Probably not.

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She used to bring all the body parts with her, but she got lazy and only ended up putting

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the leg and the foot in the van and she forgot the head at the place.

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Oh, my God.

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The most important part.

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I mean, this is her quote, man.

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Man, a meth adder is something else.

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Enforcement.

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And you know, usually a meth adder would be very meticulous about everything, clean

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up and take everything with.

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You're on meth.

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I mean, I'm gonna mow the lawn before you leave, man.

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Toothbrush out for this shit.

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Tooth the blood down the other side.

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This poor lady.

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Not doing too good.

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Shout out to a bad bitch, man.

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Well, so can we ride her in jail?

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Yeah, you can totally ride her in jail.

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Can we have conjugal visits with her?

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I mean, you're a married man, Larry.

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No, I'm not saying...

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I'm saying we like people.

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Oh, the oil we.

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As a group.

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Sounds even more creepy.

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Can six of us show up in conjugal?

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Can we have a conjugal gang?

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Dude, that would be interesting.

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Start writing somebody's women, though.

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Who's the one like Lorena Bobbet?

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Who's the other one that's pretty hot?

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Which one?

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There's so many of them.

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That Lori Vallow lady just got convicted today.

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Lori Dan.

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Lori Dan, the school shooter.

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No, no, no, no.

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Lori Vallow, the lady.

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No, I know.

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She just said Lori Dan.

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Yeah, I mean, you just...

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He's just blurting shit out.

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Yeah, I know.

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But what do you think?

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You gotta see some kind of like prison system.

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I'm sure somebody's working.

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Oh, dude, there's problems.

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You've never seen browns that write to prisoners and marry them all the time.

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I'm saying so.

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So it's like, there's gotta be mail version.

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There's an actual website.

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You're looking for a hot jail bird.

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You're out there.

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I never even thought...

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I never crossed a line.

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Yeah, my fault.

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What did you want?

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Wait, I didn't fucking...

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And the beautiful part is they ain't going anywhere.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, the whole thing is, is that they make shows about this.

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You ever see that when they release the people?

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They write them for like a year, and then they release them...

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They get released from prison.

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Oh, yeah.

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And then there's this jail bird, and it's like this...

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And then there's this...

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And then there's this total junkie.

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Sounds like a good show.

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Oh, it's hilarious, man.

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And they think they love this person.

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You know, I got a British copy every morning.

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She's doing the electric thing.

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It's like, wait a minute.

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What are you in for?

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You decapitated your husband?

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Well, I mean, listen, man, everybody...

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That is a bad bitch.

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Who's that?

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The...

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This bribe, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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The best is the lazy part.

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She's just like, I'm gonna have to...

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I'm not gonna fucking clean the bitch up.

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I got a foot and a leg that's good enough.

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I'm out of here.

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Yeah, he can do it.

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He can clean up his own mess.

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I'm sick of cleaning up after this ass.

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Yeah, well, not anymore.

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Jesus, man.

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Imagine how much fucking blood there was.

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What, Jen, you think about it, too?

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This guy's probably...

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There's probably more blood than your first period.

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I broke my hymen on a horse.

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Is that what you told your friend?

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That was his last name.

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Horse?

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Oh, Jesus.

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What's that killer?

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His name is German.

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No, that's all right, though.

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Horse?

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You know how we call someone like a Myron or something?

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In Germany, the name is like...

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For a moron, it would be like a horse.

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That's their...

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Oh, really?

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A horse.

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A horse.

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A horse.

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Well, then that defines a man as an idiot.

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Yeah, well, no.

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Like we said, someone was like a Myron or...

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I don't know what a Myron is.

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What's a Myron?

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Yeah, I was gonna say, that's...

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Yeah, what's a Myron?

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Geek, nerd.

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Okay, now I understand.

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And you're a horse.

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Yeah, they use horse for their...

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They call you a horse.

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Interesting.

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They call you a horse.

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A man called a horse.

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A horse.

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I don't understand that, but that's fine.

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That's the movie, A Man Called a Horse.

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A man called a horse, that's what you want to do.

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We call them shit videos.

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They call them shit videos.

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Yeah, shit, I mean, shit.

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I mean, shit.

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So we're pee videos, poop videos, anything like that.

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Extra minute just kind of...

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No, you know what, I'm really not, though.

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I don't want to get poop on me.

282
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Yeah, it's kind of...

283
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It's fucking disgusting.

284
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It really is, man.

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I've had a buddy, though, bang a bra and wake up in the morning and, like, she shit the

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bed and still slept.

287
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Oh, man.

288
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Yeah, exactly.

289
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She was pretty cool.

290
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Well, yeah, but still.

291
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Who shits the bed except for that one model that dated fucking Johnny?

292
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No, she shit on the bed.

293
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She didn't shit the bed, though.

294
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She hammered the crumb.

295
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Yeah, she put a little turd on the bed.

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You really got it.

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Which is, I mean, come on, man.

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I mean, I tell you what, if that was on tape, I'd watch it.

299
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Well, yeah, I mean, definitely.

300
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I'm sure he's got a camera in his bedroom, so...

301
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Yeah, she's a whack job, man.

302
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But, you know what, though, who the fuck is sane anymore?

303
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There really isn't...

304
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Yeah, definitely not Johnny Dapp and his girlfriend.

305
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Right, oh my God.

306
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At the same time, it's like...

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We were so fucked up and dated with TikTok.

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Oh, you know, fucked up and get all day long, Johnny Dapp.

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Speaking of bands that suck, you know, that Hollywood...

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That Hollywood Vampires band with Johnny Dapp and Joe Perry

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and all those big rock stars.

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I've heard of them.

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They play the fucking people who died.

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Jim Carrol's song now.

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Or at least, maybe not now.

316
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I saw a video of it.

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Man, you've been hanging out with Kiki too long.

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Well, I don't know when...

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Our story told.

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I don't know how old it is, but I just discovered it

321
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and it kind of disappointed me because

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they didn't really do it justice.

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They're not that good.

324
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There was a cartoon from Basketball Diaries.

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Right, and they made a kind of Marilyn Manson-ish.

326
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Oh, well, was Marilyn Manson involved in it?

327
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No.

328
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Oh, well then...

329
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It's Johnny Dapp singing.

330
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Yeah, well, there you go.

331
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I mean, that fucking guy.

332
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The craziness that's behind these celebrities...

333
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Oh, well, they're fucking nuts, dude.

334
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They're the phoenix that I mean, like...

335
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They're nuts.

336
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Did you hear those stories?

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That shit that goes through?

338
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You can't be normal.

339
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And here's the other thing.

340
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These fucking people have no personality.

341
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Right, they're actually...

342
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Because they're blank slates and so they take on these characters.

343
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Yes.

344
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They're crazy.

345
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They don't even know who they are.

346
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Right.

347
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You know?

348
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He really is it.

349
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Confused as fuck.

350
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The guy is...

351
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When he gets high and a little dope...

352
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Yeah, he don't know who he is.

353
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He don't know who the fuck he is, man.

354
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Well, he knows who he wants to be.

355
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Right, but he doesn't know who he is.

356
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It's all the matters, man.

357
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I mean, the guy's got millions and millions.

358
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He's got 80 plus of the whole floor of hotel rooms.

359
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He's got the whole floor he bought.

360
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But that people do that in fourth...

361
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The whole floor.

362
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The entire hotel rooms, you've got all five of them in the cul-de-sac.

363
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And?

364
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Well, every one of them is.

365
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I'd buy the cul-de-sac, move my boys in, man.

366
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Shit.

367
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It'd be at the botchers.

368
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I would love to buy every house on this block and have a tunnel going underneath.

369
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Right.

370
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And you would go from...

371
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I'd have one house, you know, for different things.

372
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Okay.

373
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Underground railroad.

374
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That's just crazy.

375
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That's insane.

376
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Different, different things going on.

377
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Different things.

378
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Because you can't do them above ground.

379
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What do you need for the five houses?

380
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I mean, I know just to get to the next house.

381
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I understand what you mean.

382
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I'd be like a poor, mid-neighborhood.

383
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Yeah.

384
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But every house is a different thing at the botchery.

385
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One day's this one.

386
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This guy's doing soaking over there.

387
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Crack house.

388
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It's a soaking room.

389
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Massage parlor.

390
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And for you, just right off the bat.

391
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Massage parlor.

392
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We're not going to have a crack house or a massage parlor.

393
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I know.

394
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Those are your two suggestions.

395
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Why the fuck not?

396
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All right.

397
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I guess I'll do that for you.

398
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Crazy.

399
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You're a pushover now.

400
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Crack house.

401
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What am I going to do in the mornings?

402
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Not smoke crack, probably.

403
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It would probably be good for you.

404
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Yeah.

405
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I'll let you wake up.

406
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Just some crack.

407
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Just kidding, of course.

408
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No, you're not.

409
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That's the problem.

410
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I am.

411
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I am.

412
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Crack in the mornings.

413
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So fucking silly.

414
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But, okay, so the 30-foot tall guy in fourth.

415
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What are you talking about?

416
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The Montauk.

417
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Oh, yeah, yeah.

418
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000
It's a real thing.

419
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
You know this?

420
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
They conjured him up.

421
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000
They conjured a demon this 30-foot big foot.

422
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
I entered the program.

423
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Have you ever heard of this?

424
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Montauk, New York.

425
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You heard about this, right?

426
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000
The Montauk's not the mind control place.

427
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000
No, Montauk's not the mind control.

428
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They do it.

429
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They do it in the ceremonies there.

430
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They got this chair from the ETs.

431
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The Greyhounds gave them basically a time machine.

432
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It was a time machine.

433
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They could go back and forth through time.

434
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
Yeah, Stargate.

435
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Yeah, essentially, yeah.

436
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And then they had all these other things.

437
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There was something else you could do with your brain.

438
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And they conjured up.

439
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The thing went nuts.

440
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They had some monster calm.

441
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They went out of control.

442
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I didn't use it.

443
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Did you just say monster calm?

444
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Yeah, the monster came.

445
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The monster appeared out of some vortex.

446
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Okay, yeah, well, no, you said the fucking...

447
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And fucked everybody up and killed all these people on this army base.

448
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It's a 30-foot fucking giant.

449
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Yeah, they couldn't stop it.

450
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Where was it staying?

451
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And then I guess it got out of the range of the power and like evaporated.

452
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Yeah.

453
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The what?

454
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Because this place...

455
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Stargate, yeah.

456
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Yeah, this place.

457
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Right.

458
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
So it couldn't go back through.

459
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
I guess it went back through.

460
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000
No, it couldn't go out of the army base and kill more people because it would...

461
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
It was tied to the Stargate.

462
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Right, yeah.

463
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Plus its power.

464
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But, I mean, that sounds like the most fictitious shit.

465
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Right.

466
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Stranger things have happened, actually.

467
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000
You know what?

468
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
You know, and again, Mark will believe anything.

469
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Right.

470
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I'm sorry, but no, some people say it's true.

471
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I mean, it's just...

472
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Too many things I've seen where they say this is true.

473
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I'll tell you what, when all the world leaders like these kings and queens, when they're

474
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all basically the same bloodline and related...

475
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Right, right.

476
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Believe me.

477
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That's where you can start questioning things.

478
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Yeah, there's no shit they're not telling us.

479
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Trust you and me, dude.

480
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Yeah, like, Barbara Bush is a man.

481
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Who knows?

482
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Michelle Obama's a fucking man.

483
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It could be where...

484
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I mean, Hor is a man.

485
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This fucking guy.

486
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I heard that they got based on the moon already.

487
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There's people already on Mars.

488
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Come on, Larry.

489
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We've flown through the universe.

490
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There's been already on every planet we've already been to.

491
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They've...

492
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Who has?

493
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The United States.

494
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
We've been to every planet?

495
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
We've got crafted and flown through the universe already, yes.

496
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
Listen, man, we are.

497
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
And now I'm a fur-

498
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
How many of us have things that are dark side of the world already?

499
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Yeah.

500
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000
And I'm a friend of a believer that we didn't even go to the moon because how are we going

501
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to get through the Van Allen belt?

502
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000
But then you hear this shit then, right?

503
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
The moon landing was totally faked.

504
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Our lives were trivial compared to the rest of the world.

505
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
So what the hell do you think, you know?

506
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Well, here's the thing, man.

507
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Everything they tell you on TV is a fucking lie.

508
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Yeah, I sit...

509
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000
That's why they call them TV programs because they're programmed here.

510
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Entertainment.

511
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
They're brainwashing here.

512
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It's entertainment.

513
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
No, it's brainwashing.

514
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You think it's entertainment.

515
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
How about this?

516
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588.

517
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200, 300.

518
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Here we go.

519
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That's it, baby.

520
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
But it's this perfect example of brainwashing.

521
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Exactly.

522
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
That's what I'm saying.

523
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I don't need carpet.

524
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm never getting carpet before.

525
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I know that number if I ever do.

526
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Exactly.

527
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It's just one of those things.

528
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That's an old school one.

529
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Yeah, I know.

530
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000
The real old school one.

531
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It's like a subliminal message.

532
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000
3-2-7-hundred.

533
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Fuck.

534
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
That isn't all that I remember.

535
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What's with that?

536
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Hudson 3-2-7-hundred.

537
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They sing it like this.

538
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Hudson 3-2-7-hundred.

539
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
So that's where Empire came from then.

540
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Holy shit.

541
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
I like that.

542
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
I think that was Bachel carpet.

543
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Remember Bro Wyman?

544
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
The floor was Empire.

545
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Interesting.

546
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
I didn't realize that.

547
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Well, that's the whole thing.

548
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
It's all about kitschy and shit.

549
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
And the singing foreman.

550
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Bro Wyman.

551
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Something you hook.

552
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Bro Wyman.

553
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
You're singing foreman.

554
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,000
But do you also remember during wrestling on Sunday when we were kids, they would have

555
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000
live TV commercials.

556
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Sounds like something they do with their own.

557
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Right, yeah.

558
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000
The guy in the showroom of the cars and he'd be like, this beautiful Buick is only...

559
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Yeah, yeah.

560
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
And then he'd go to the next car and the next car.

561
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Are you spinning around on the thing?

562
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
He's got it read as script live.

563
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Yeah.

564
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
That was fucking great shit.

565
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Yeah, those guys were wild.

566
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
That stuff was new too.

567
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah, television, cameras.

568
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
The dawn of...

569
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Right.

570
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
It was a different music.

571
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
I had to wake up and there'd be just test pattern on.

572
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
The dawn of local advertising.

573
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Because those were local.

574
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
That was the fucking test pattern for an hour.

575
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Right, that was wild stuff.

576
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Public access?

577
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
No, I'm just saying local.

578
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
No, like Channel 44, Channel 32.

579
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000
And then we had local advertisers like the car dealers from the area.

580
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Yeah.

581
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Instead of...

582
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
...frosters, flags and whatever.

583
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Nationwide.

584
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Yeah, yeah.

585
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
It wasn't like a where's the beef commercial.

586
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Like this was live.

587
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Right, live.

588
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Which is funny.

589
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
There's no second take.

590
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Right.

591
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
It was local stuff.

592
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000
And then the station would close down and they'd put in the National Anthem.

593
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
This concludes our broadcasting day.

594
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
And now during that National Anthem...

595
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
And they only had cigarettes and they're about to...

596
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:31,000
During that National Anthem, subliminally, while the National Anthem is playing, it's saying,

597
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Bay, conform, consume, do not dissent.

598
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
No, I'm telling you it does.

599
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
I'm telling you it does, man.

600
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
It brainwashes you.

601
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000
They got subliminal fucking shit, man.

602
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Do they play in the morsel?

603
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Just like the Suicide Tendency Sondre.

604
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Fucking...

605
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
They're fucking with me subliminally.

606
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Oh yeah.

607
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Phones are what's killing us.

608
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
That's the thing.

609
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
That too, man.

610
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
What the problem is, is you and I want to do this with our fucking boys.

611
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
We gotta do it.

612
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
You know what I mean?

613
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
We gotta use the technology.

614
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
We're using microphones.

615
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
We're using a camera.

616
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
We're using a Twitter account.

617
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
You know what I mean?

618
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
But you know...

619
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Oh yeah, this is how we take it back, baby.

620
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Wow.

621
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Take it back.

622
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I mean, freedom of speech is still alive to some extent, right?

623
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Well, they're gonna send to the fuck out of you if you don't like what they say.

624
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000
We could say whatever we want, because we don't have that many followers, but if we did,

625
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
be in the front of the party with me.

626
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000
If Dems keep getting elected, it's gonna get taken away.

627
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Oh yeah, chances are, after Trump had seen it the other night, though.

628
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I didn't see that.

629
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
That was dope.

630
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I didn't watch the entire thing, but yeah.

631
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000
I didn't see it either, but he made shit out of that broad, man.

632
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Well, what did he do?

633
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000
They tried getting him a bunch of gotcha questions, and he said, what's going on?

634
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:41,000
And he just answered them, honestly, and good, and made her look like an idiot.

635
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah, well, no, it was...

636
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
What do you call it?

637
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
It was a town hall.

638
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
It was a town hall.

639
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
So he was just...

640
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
So they asked him...

641
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
I was like, see an ass town hall.

642
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
No, but there was no debate.

643
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
They just asked him questions.

644
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
He's great, Trump, man.

645
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Well, the woman...

646
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
She just kept digging into him.

647
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,500
Do we really need people in their fucking 70s and 80s running this country?

648
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,500
No, we don't.

649
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500
No, we don't, man.

650
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,500
I was just gonna say it.

651
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,500
It's like, wait a minute.

652
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,000
After they just showed Diane Feinstein in the wheelchair, it's like, wait a minute.

653
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Jesus.

654
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,500
What good company in this country or world...

655
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,500
We're higher this bitch, man.

656
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,500
No, I know.

657
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,500
There's a bunch of geriatrics running it.

658
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,500
Exactly, right.

659
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,500
And it's successful.

660
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500
None.

661
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,500
Exactly.

662
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,500
We're the only country that...

663
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500
These guys, they're just hanging on by the threads.

664
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
Right.

665
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,500
Yeah, they're hanging on for dear life, but they want to change it.

666
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,500
But they're so power-ungry.

667
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,500
It's like fucking styrofoam or something.

668
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500
They're very narcissistic.

669
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500
I mean, dude.

670
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,500
Honestly though, like, what is Diane Feinstein?

671
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,500
What did she accomplish?

672
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,500
I don't know who she is.

673
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,500
Dude, she is so fucking old.

674
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:37,500
She's gonna be like 90 years old and she's in a wheelchair.

675
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,500
She's a fucking Supreme Court justice.

676
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,500
Well, they should have terminal midst too.

677
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,500
I am not a fucking...

678
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,500
I don't know anything about politics.

679
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,500
I know you don't.

680
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500
I just think...

681
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,500
That's why I'm here.

682
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,500
Okay.

683
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,500
But I mean, at the same time, if I go to a job and I apply to do something and I'm 55,

684
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,500
and they're like, you can't do this job anymore, do you know what I mean?

685
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:03,500
Like, somebody's gotta come down and be like, these people are not mentally fit.

686
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,500
Right, right.

687
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,500
But look at the difference.

688
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500
She's a senator in California.

689
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,500
Trump and fucking Biden though.

690
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,500
It's cool.

691
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,500
Biden can't put a fucking two words together.

692
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,500
Listen, man, this country's been run by buffoons.

693
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,500
He's not the biggest.

694
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,500
He's not the worst.

695
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,500
Yeah, he is.

696
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,500
Yeah, he is.

697
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,500
Right, exactly.

698
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,500
He's just a long line of people that are...

699
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,500
No, but I'm gonna agree.

700
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500
I think he's gotta be the worst.

701
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,500
The worst.

702
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,500
The worst.

703
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,500
Biden's been the worst.

704
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,500
He doesn't know what's going on.

705
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,500
It's ridiculous what's happening.

706
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,500
It's kind of me.

707
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,500
It really does this.

708
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,500
And all this stuff that's coming out now about the payments to all his family, and now it's

709
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:38,000
come out to him in messages, emails, that his wife, when they got a divorce, knew about

710
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,500
payments from like...

711
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,500
Yeah, I would take care of my family.

712
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,500
Yeah, yeah, needles, but here's the thing.

713
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,500
He's stealing it.

714
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,500
They're taking care of fine.

715
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,500
Right, he don't need to play shit.

716
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,500
He's doing some bad shit.

717
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,500
They're taking a fine.

718
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,500
They're taking a fine, they don't need more money.

719
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,500
It had the business.

720
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,500
It had the worst crown.

721
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,500
It really is me.

722
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,500
What business do they have?

723
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,500
What business do they have?

724
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:03,500
And what service do they supply that they're getting all this money from all these weird

725
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,500
contracts?

726
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500
How about this?

727
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,500
They don't even do anything.

728
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,500
Your kid, your kid's a crackhead.

729
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,500
They stole off the US what they did.

730
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,500
Yeah, yeah.

731
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,500
Your kid's a crackhead.

732
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
They took the shit off of China.

733
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,500
They let them buy all the land in here in China.

734
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500
Everything let China do everything.

735
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500
That's what they did.

736
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,500
They did all that, like the green union deal.

737
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,500
Where do you think all these middle...

738
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500
I will let this pass.

739
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,500
Right, it was the one stuff they were getting to China.

740
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,500
Yeah, China owns the rights to all that stuff.

741
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
Right, I know.

742
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,500
But trillions in debt to them.

743
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,500
And the strip mining that goes down to get that shit.

744
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
It's all Chinese.

745
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,500
It's all...

746
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500
Electric's not going to make hydrogen.

747
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,500
It will probably take over the future.

748
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,500
Hopefully, I mean...

749
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:42,500
Just like Trump said, if he gets reelected, drill, maybe drill.

750
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,500
Yeah, for sure.

751
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,500
Yeah, but you know what, man, this shit is so fixed that...

752
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,500
The whole country can vote for him.

753
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,500
And it will be like they didn't fucking South America just now.

754
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,500
I hope so.

755
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,500
And put the communist guy in.

756
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,500
Yeah, I hope so.

757
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,500
I hope so.

758
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,500
God, that doesn't happen.

759
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,500
This country was built on oil.

760
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,500
And now, all of a sudden, you're going to take it away from the lifeline for the country.

761
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500
I mean, you just can't...

762
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,500
It's a slap in the face to every country.

763
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,500
Okay, it's like, okay, America, you built you guys up the way you are because of this.

764
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500
And now you're telling everybody they can't do it anymore?

765
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Right.

766
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500
Right.

767
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,500
And you're telling your own family you're like, I'm not going to fucking take your shit.

768
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,500
And he makes it impossible for these guys that have the oil rigs to get the permits.

769
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,500
He makes it fucking...

770
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,500
The oil of it, yeah.

771
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,500
He makes them jump through these hoops.

772
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500
It ain't even worth it.

773
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,500
Okay, but they're all about natural gas, though.

774
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,500
Well, no, and if I was Saudi Arabia...

775
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,500
And then they ban natural gas in New York, and you know it's going to be banned in California next.

776
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500
Yeah, it's ridiculous, dude.

777
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,500
Oh, no, San Francisco already has ordinances on the bill.

778
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,500
Like, if you're building a new house, you have to have electric stoves.

779
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,500
Yeah, yeah.

780
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500
Right, right.

781
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,500
And New York is the first one to do a statewide.

782
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,500
So you know California's next to do a statewide.

783
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,500
So if the grid goes out, we're completely fucked.

784
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
Well, that's not working.

785
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,500
Your car doesn't work out.

786
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500
Your house doesn't work out.

787
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,500
My niece...

788
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,500
They have control of the grid.

789
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:04,500
My niece lives in LA, and you can't believe how many times I talk to her, and she's like,

790
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:08,500
it's hotter than fuck, and we're having a blackout, and none of the air conditioners work.

791
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500
It's ridiculous.

792
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500
All the time.

793
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,500
Oh, yeah.

794
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500
All the time.

795
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,500
Yeah.

796
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,500
No, this is America, dude.

797
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,500
It shouldn't happen at all.

798
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,500
No, blackouts are like fucking Jamaica or something.

799
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,500
Not even.

800
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,500
Not even.

801
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,500
Jamaica, they got out of their seats.

802
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,500
I mean, I got in third world stuff, you know.

803
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,500
It's not the real...it's just the demand on the grid and the people...

804
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500
No, it's third world, man.

805
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,500
We're getting third world.

806
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,500
Shame they're happening here.

807
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,500
We're fucked.

808
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,500
Yeah, she doesn't have any air out there.

809
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,500
Everybody wants to change, and change is so good.

810
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,300
Let's go to electric everything.

811
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,500
Let's do this, and then all of a sudden the grid goes out and everybody's...

812
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,500
Everybody's changed.

813
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,500
They want that change, so they have control over it.

814
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,500
Exactly.

815
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,500
You can have propane tanks in your backyard, and you're not going to run out of gas.

816
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,500
Yeah, that's the way to go, though.

817
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:58,500
Hey, there's a reason why Obama's mansion in the Hamptons, they had the biggest propane

818
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:03,500
tank put in the ground that anybody's ever pulled permits for.

819
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,500
Wow.

820
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,500
Like gas stations don't have tanks.

821
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Do you blame them for being smart and a hampton?

822
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,500
Well, he knows.

823
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,500
Yeah, I think he had like two...

824
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,500
I don't know if...

825
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:17,500
Don't quote me on this, but like two 25,000 gallon tanks buried in the backyard.

826
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,500
I wouldn't doubt it.

827
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,500
And it's like, wait, what do you need this much gas...

828
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,500
What do you need this much fuel for?

829
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,500
What's going to happen here?

830
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,500
Exactly.

831
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,500
Because he knows.

832
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,500
He's in the club, man.

833
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,500
He knows.

834
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,500
I mean, he is a president.

835
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,500
No, but he's in the Satanic fucking club.

836
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,500
Oh, no, he's the blood drinkers.

837
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,500
He's the bloodline?

838
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,500
Yeah.

839
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,500
Oh, yeah.

840
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,500
He grew up with the bushes.

841
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,500
Yeah.

842
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:42,500
Wait, so here, you know Lolo Sotoro?

843
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,500
That's Obama's stepfather.

844
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,500
Okay.

845
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500
Married Obama's mother.

846
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:53,500
His real father was a fucking activist fucking black period type guy.

847
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,500
Like Kiki Telling Story though.

848
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:59,500
Yeah, I don't know what his real father was, but his mother actually married Lolo Sotoro.

849
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:05,500
Lolo Sotoro's mother actually was hired by George Bush Sr. to...

850
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,500
I may mix up a couple things here, but to get to...

851
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,500
You're pretty close to...

852
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:16,500
Indonesian government and then Lolo Sotoro was put in charge of like gas and oil of Indonesian...

853
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,500
What the fuck?

854
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,500
Billions.

855
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,500
I mean, the guy in Kenya that they say is his father is not.

856
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,500
That's not actually his father.

857
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,500
That's a fucking coverage story.

858
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,500
Stagefile.

859
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,500
It's all nepotism, right?

860
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,500
It's a coverage story, man.

861
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,500
Close to what you...

862
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,500
Obama went to some premier high school.

863
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,500
Yeah, he was my...

864
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,500
That was big bucks.

865
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,500
Yeah.

866
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500
What if you look at all these presidents...

867
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,500
If you look at all these presidents from the beginning...

868
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,500
They were on an old arm ride for this.

869
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,500
What the fuck?

870
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,500
How is this first black president?

871
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,500
Who?

872
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,500
Well, here's the thing.

873
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,500
We had a black president.

874
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:53,500
They put him in Chicago and then they moved him up in the ranks.

875
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,500
He didn't even vote on one thing and they ran him for president.

876
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,500
And then Blagojevics tried to sell his seat, which is amazing.

877
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:04,500
The greatest Chicago thing ever, Blagojevics trying to sell his seat.

878
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,500
I think Blagojevics is cool.

879
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,500
Well, I'm...

880
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,500
Yeah, nothing wrong with Blagojevics.

881
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,500
I like Blagojevics.

882
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,500
Listen, man, we were in a very corrupt city.

883
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,500
He kept one of our buddies out of jail.

884
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,500
George Ryan.

885
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,500
Yeah, he was nothing wrong with what he was trying to do, really.

886
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,500
Well, you know, it's funny today, Chicago's the Wendy City because they think it's Wendy.

887
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,500
No, no, no, no.

888
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,500
It's because the politicians...

889
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,500
All the hot air that they're blowing.

890
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Which is very funny.

891
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:32,500
But we're also... I mean, dude, they just found another body in the Chicago River.

892
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,500
It's like up to 15, man.

893
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:41,500
Well, I saw some kind of post on some guy on his Instagram or YouTube talking about some possible serial killer in Chicago.

894
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

895
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,500
That the guy's avoiding cameras at all places.

896
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,500
Like, he knows what he's doing stuff.

897
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,500
He has hunting grounds.

898
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,500
Yeah, and like, people are...

899
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:52,500
There's people, videos of people being like, I was just being stalked by this some person.

900
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,500
It's like walking home at like late at night, two or three o'clock in the morning.

901
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,500
I mean, when's the best time to hunt, right?

902
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500
You know, hunt during the day.

903
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,500
You know what I mean?

904
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,500
He got a high back.

905
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,500
What did Gacy do as hunting?

906
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,500
Oh, whatever he wanted to, man.

907
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,500
He was doing it today.

908
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,500
Yeah, he owned a company.

909
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,500
I was...

910
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,500
He was actually tied in with the politicians.

911
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,500
Yes, yeah.

912
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,500
He met a... what's her name?

913
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,500
They're all fucking pedophiles, man.

914
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,500
What's his name?

915
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,500
Carter.

916
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,500
Yeah, Carter, yeah.

917
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,500
Yeah, what...

918
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,500
Lady Bird or no, no, Lady Bird or no.

919
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,500
Dude, this is crazy.

920
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,500
Good guys.

921
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,500
Can you get onto these handcuffs?

922
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,500
Do you know how...

923
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,500
Yeah, do you know how tough it has to be to be a serial killer?

924
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,500
Awful.

925
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,500
So you do your thing and now you gotta move the body, then you do what you... you know

926
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,500
what I mean?

927
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,500
You sure talking...

928
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,500
And then some of these weirdos...

929
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,500
It's a profession.

930
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,500
And then some of these weirdos go crazy.

931
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,500
Yeah, take some time.

932
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,500
Yeah, you have to be, you know...

933
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,500
Well, you wonder how these guys have... like, do they have real jobs?

934
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,500
Well, Gacy was like...

935
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,500
Man, he was in the Polish American club.

936
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,500
Like, this guy was doing shit 24 hours a day.

937
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,500
Hey, did you hear one joke about the serial killer Hitchhiker?

938
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,500
Oh, boy.

939
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:59,500
So, you know, a guy picks up a hitchhiker on the side of the road and the hitchhiker's

940
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,500
like, yeah, what are the odds of, you know, you picking up a hitchhiker and this or that?

941
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,500
He's already...

942
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,500
He's like, no, sorry.

943
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,500
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.

944
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,500
Fucking jokes were...

945
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,500
He's like, what are the odds of you picking up a serial killer?

946
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500
No, he's like, how do you know what it does to the hitchhiker?

947
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,500
He's like, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?

948
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:18,500
He's like, well, the odds of two serial killers being in the car at the same time.

949
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,500
Pretty slim.

950
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,500
Yeah.

951
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:28,500
What do they say, like, the odds like you walk past a serial killer out of like every pundruth person?

952
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,500
I feel like I'm in the room with one.

953
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,500
Yeah, I hope it's not a pundruth person.

954
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,500
You know, the only serial you'll kill is with water.

955
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,500
Every time...

956
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,500
You get some cocoa crisps.

957
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,500
Yeah, with water.

958
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,500
Who eats cereal with water?

959
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,500
There he goes with water.

960
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,500
Yeah, milk is for babies.

961
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,500
You should drink milk.

962
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,500
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's milk for babies.

963
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,500
When Jayberg used to work at the...

964
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,500
And also, and as long as...

965
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,500
Why would you drink milk from a baby cow?

966
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,500
But it tastes better in cereal.

967
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,500
I'll tell you that much.

968
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500
I've never had...

969
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,500
You try it.

970
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,500
I bet you wouldn't even know.

971
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,500
All I remember is water and cereal is when you saw...

972
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,500
What's that movie Friday?

973
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,500
It's Ghetto.

974
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,500
You better put some water on that shit.

975
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,500
Dude, what?

976
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,500
Cut it down.

977
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500
Yeah, you better put some water on that shit.

978
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,500
Wait, don't waste the milk.

979
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,500
Yeah, because then you put the milk in and like two drops came out.

980
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,500
You better put some water on that shit.

981
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,500
Don't waste it.

982
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,500
Yeah, you gotta see it.

983
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,500
No, very like cereal with water, which is so real.

984
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,500
And so does my wife, you know.

985
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500
And I'm not forcing her to do that.

986
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:29,500
No, I guess it's all about when you get used to something, it just becomes natural.

987
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,500
Sure, it's good.

988
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,500
It stays good.

989
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,500
Yeah.

990
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,500
Hints my lawyer in there.

991
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:38,500
One time, I was on tour and I stayed at this chick's house and in the morning there was

992
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,500
a bunch of freaks in the kitchen.

993
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,500
And I'm like, oh wow, they had like corn pops or something.

994
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,500
But I had that, yeah.

995
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,180
And I poured in there like the milk over there and I'm like, no, when I walk to the sink

996
00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,500
and they're all just bust out labs.

997
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,500
They're in Germany.

998
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,500
They're like, this guy's really bad.

999
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,500
Yeah.

1000
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,500
He's using milk for cereal.

1001
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,500
They just fucking were dying, man.

1002
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,500
That's all right, though.

1003
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,500
But cereal stinks.

1004
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,500
If you're an adult eating cereal.

1005
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,500
Yeah, I rarely, rarely eat it anymore.

1006
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,500
I mean, especially because now I know too much.

1007
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:12,500
About what?

1008
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,500
About the process.

1009
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,500
There was a lot of shit.

1010
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:19,500
I mean, there was no good food unless you grow it from an adult.

1011
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,500
Right.

1012
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,500
Yeah.

1013
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,500
Pretty much.

1014
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,500
Not even because the seeds are fucked.

1015
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,500
I said you got to get seeds for the good company.

1016
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:31,500
The good seeds, the heirloom seeds that are old, our gait has all that.

1017
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:36,740
So when they genocide us all, they'll stop eating the plastic shit and then they'll start

1018
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,500
growing the good shit again for themselves.

1019
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,500
For themselves, yeah.

1020
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,500
Right.

1021
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,500
Yeah.

1022
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,500
No, that's like tomatoes.

1023
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,500
Tomatoes aren't anything anymore because you go to a store and get a tomato and it's

1024
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,500
like you're biting it to nothing.

1025
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,500
Yeah.

1026
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,500
No nutrition value.

1027
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,500
No flavor anymore.

1028
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,500
No flavor.

1029
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,500
Right.

1030
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,500
Unless you grow your own tomatoes.

1031
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,500
Right.

1032
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,500
I'll have it in a burger or hot dog.

1033
00:28:55,500 --> 00:29:01,100
They say like an apple, the nutrition value from an apple in 1950 compared to now you'd

1034
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,500
had to be like 10.

1035
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,500
Right.

1036
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500
Yeah.

1037
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,500
Yeah.

1038
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,500
It's the same with all that stuff.

1039
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,500
It's brutal.

1040
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,500
No, it's supply and demand quality.

1041
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,500
They're getting into farmers.

1042
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:14,500
You grow in your own neighborhood but they're shipping it from half the country away.

1043
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,500
Well, it's stupid.

1044
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:20,100
I drive out to my parents' house and there's a lot of farms in between here and Huntley

1045
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:25,220
and a lot of them have sold out and now they're becoming town housing complexes, which is

1046
00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:26,220
very scary.

1047
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:27,220
Mm-hmm.

1048
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:30,500
I mean, we do need a sustainable food supply, right?

1049
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,500
I mean, I'm not an idiot for saying that, right?

1050
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,500
No.

1051
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,500
I mean, we have to feed our own people.

1052
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,500
You're an idiot for other reasons.

1053
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,500
Okay.

1054
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,500
I'll take that with a grain of salt, you finook.

1055
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:45,900
But at the same time, you look at these countries with India, a billion people, like how can

1056
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,700
you sustain all of this shit?

1057
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,500
Like, there is no good way.

1058
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,500
You can.

1059
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500
They use the Ganges as their shitter.

1060
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,500
Oh, and they're.

1061
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,500
The burial ground.

1062
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,500
Yeah.

1063
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,500
And they bathe in it.

1064
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,500
And some of that's how you learn to adapt.

1065
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:03,060
Assen, I mean, if you and I went there and stuck a pinky in the Ganges, we would die

1066
00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:05,500
probably within three days, man.

1067
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,500
Before going to the hospital.

1068
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,500
Oh boy, you're going to die.

1069
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,500
You got to cut your.

1070
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500
I don't have a good Indian accent.

1071
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,500
Oh yeah, it's contaminated bad.

1072
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,500
Yeah.

1073
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,500
You think you can see a dead cow floating in there and some ladies washing her turban.

1074
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,500
It does not sound like fun, man.

1075
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,500
When you say turban, you're talking about her mom.

1076
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,500
Not something she puts on her head.

1077
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,500
Wow.

1078
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,500
She got a herbin.

1079
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,500
Yeah.

1080
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,500
We'll see some big crabs.

1081
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,500
You start looking at the Ganges.

1082
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,500
He has this nickname, big crab.

1083
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:38,500
But I mean, we're very lucky to live in this country.

1084
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,500
Fuck it, right?

1085
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,500
Not for much longer.

1086
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,500
God, Antforth, hush your mouth.

1087
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,500
It's a run.

1088
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,500
It's a run.

1089
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,500
Yeah, but if the world goes to shit, this is the last place it's going to go to shit.

1090
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,500
Well, yeah.

1091
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,500
It'll eventually go to shit, but it'll be the last place.

1092
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,500
Well, this is the first place.

1093
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,500
Every place has happened, it's happened.

1094
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,500
It never stopped.

1095
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,500
Once it started, it never happened.

1096
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,500
Exactly.

1097
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,500
Venezuela went from the richest to the poorest.

1098
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,500
We watched it with our own eyes.

1099
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:04,500
I remember seeing it years ago, starting every time I've seen it, every fucking time it

1100
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,500
shit happens in the country, it doesn't stop.

1101
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,500
The hell goes down fucking hell.

1102
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,500
That's what drives me crazy about these people are like, oh, give up your guns, give up your

1103
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,500
guns.

1104
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,500
What did Mao do?

1105
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,500
Took away the guns.

1106
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,500
Hitler took away the guns.

1107
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,500
And they even, what's his name in Venezuela?

1108
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500
Yeah.

1109
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,500
Give me your guns.

1110
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,500
Get all the guns.

1111
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,500
Australia.

1112
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,500
Yeah.

1113
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,500
Bolsano.

1114
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,500
Get all the guns.

1115
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,500
No, not Bolsano.

1116
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,500
He's from Brazil.

1117
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,500
We're doing it on the box.

1118
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,500
I was wondering about this.

1119
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,500
The gas price is high.

1120
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,500
There's no food in the stores.

1121
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,500
No one's doing anything.

1122
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,500
We said we could branch the videos here.

1123
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,500
Yeah, could be.

1124
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,500
You go Chavez.

1125
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,500
I forget the whole name.

1126
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,500
Yeah.

1127
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:42,500
Everyone's just spending money, wasting their money, spending their money.

1128
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,500
Shagaburra is not good.

1129
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,500
The people that wear the Shagaburra shirt, they don't even know what the fuck they're

1130
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,500
wearing.

1131
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,500
They don't want that.

1132
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,500
That's not a nice guy.

1133
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,500
They wanted to nuke this country.

1134
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,500
He wanted to do some bad things.

1135
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,500
Not a nice person at all.

1136
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,500
They don't realize what he really wanted to do.

1137
00:31:55,500 --> 00:32:01,500
Back then especially, there was so many clothes handed deals.

1138
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,500
Human missile crisis.

1139
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:08,500
Larry, you wanted an S-Tray brother?

1140
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,500
The government was so...

1141
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,500
How about a fucking RFK?

1142
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:16,500
The new RFK coming about, fucking JFK.

1143
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,500
Which is crazy.

1144
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,500
Well, I mean, he's got a good point.

1145
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:25,500
In 50 years, do you think that they're finally going to come clean about 9-11?

1146
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,500
No.

1147
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,500
They'll never come clean.

1148
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,500
They'll not even release the JFK documents.

1149
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,500
Yeah, dude.

1150
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,500
A lot of men redacted.

1151
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,500
Well, a lot's been redacted.

1152
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,500
And then they fucking take that black marker and it's like, you know what, man?

1153
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,500
Listen, this shit's toilet paper.

1154
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:44,500
Dude, there's been Senate hearings even by talking about the CIA and the media.

1155
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,500
Like, do you have people involved?

1156
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,500
Oh, yeah, they all are.

1157
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,500
In the media, they work.

1158
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,500
Well, they're like, well, this is best disclosed behind...

1159
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,500
They got plants and shit.

1160
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,500
I mean, anybody can infiltrate anything.

1161
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,500
They work.

1162
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,500
They own the fucking thing.

1163
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:59,500
Listen, if you can infiltrate the Hells Angels, you can infiltrate anything.

1164
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,500
Let me tell you.

1165
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,500
Well, dude, and especially those guys, Money Talks.

1166
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,500
I mean, what do you...

1167
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,500
Oh, the Hells Angels?

1168
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,500
No, I'm talking about the media.

1169
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,500
Oh, the media.

1170
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,500
Those guys are bullshit compared to fucking...

1171
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500
But no, you know, Anderson Cooper, he's a Vanderbilt.

1172
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,500
Yeah.

1173
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,500
They go back.

1174
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,500
But he didn't take any of his mom's money.

1175
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,500
She didn't give him glory.

1176
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,500
Oh, okay.

1177
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,500
I'm sure he didn't.

1178
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500
Is this what I told you?

1179
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,500
He got plenty of money.

1180
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:27,500
I don't read a lot about Fanux, but I read an article about this guy.

1181
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,500
He got plenty of money.

1182
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:29,500
Well, no, but that's a thing.

1183
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,500
He got an...

1184
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,500
Oh, is there a seed in there?

1185
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,500
The CIA.

1186
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,500
Did you smell that?

1187
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,500
Yeah, it might be.

1188
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,500
Holy shit, dude.

1189
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,500
They still have weed with seeds in it?

1190
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,500
Yeah.

1191
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,500
Oh, the fucking shit.

1192
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,500
Yeah.

1193
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:41,500
And it's worth taking this motherfucker.

1194
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,500
What the fuck?

1195
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:43,500
Dude, I don't...

1196
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,500
Discretia!

1197
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,500
Man.

1198
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,500
The last time I smelled the bean...

1199
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,500
Yeah.

1200
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,500
And you were in Mexico.

1201
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,500
Yeah, back at town.

1202
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,500
And she was on her back.

1203
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,500
I'll treat to that.

1204
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,500
Good at smoking bean.

1205
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,500
That was funny.

1206
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,500
What was the...

1207
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,500
You guys are racists.

1208
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,500
Even street behind Adelidas.

1209
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,500
What was it?

1210
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,500
Strip, Ellie?

1211
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,500
What's we called it?

1212
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,500
Jesus.

1213
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,500
Wasn't there like a real name to it?

1214
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,500
No, I mean, I don't know, man.

1215
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,500
I barely remember being there, but...

1216
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,500
Yeah.

1217
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,500
Oh, good times.

1218
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,500
Poor Ellie.

1219
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,500
Poor Ellie.

1220
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,500
Did you guys ever go to Tijuana?

1221
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,500
No.

1222
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500
No, man.

1223
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,500
I don't know.

1224
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,500
I don't know.

1225
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,500
I don't know.

1226
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,500
I've never been there.

1227
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,500
Where's Tijuana?

1228
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,500
I've never been to Tijuana, man.

1229
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,500
Oh, it's like 20 minutes from San Diego.

1230
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,500
I know.

1231
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,500
I'm a problem.

1232
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,500
I would love it.

1233
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,500
But you did the best like strip clubs.

1234
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,500
I know.

1235
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,500
I used to.

1236
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,500
Now it's bad.

1237
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,500
But yeah.

1238
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,500
Everything is...

1239
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,500
You know what?

1240
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,500
A Hong Kong club.

1241
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,500
They just got muscle.

1242
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,500
You know?

1243
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:39,500
I was talking to Dave at practice the other day, you know what I'm saying?

1244
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:42,500
Dude, we're really lucky to go on tour all around the world.

1245
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,500
When you did.

1246
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,500
At the time we did.

1247
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:47,500
Right now we're not in the same fucking way.

1248
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,500
No.

1249
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,500
It wouldn't be the party it was.

1250
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,500
No.

1251
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,500
You'd be bending somebody over and be like, what the fuck is this?

1252
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,500
You think I'm okay with this?

1253
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,500
Not only that, just traveling in the hatred towards America.

1254
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,500
You know what?

1255
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,500
Everything.

1256
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,500
We kind of have backed ourselves into a corner, right?

1257
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:05,500
Well, our government has.

1258
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,500
Well, I'm just saying.

1259
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,500
But you know, they'll take it out on you.

1260
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,500
Shit runs downhill.

1261
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,500
That was when people loved Americans.

1262
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,500
They were like, come on in, party in the center.

1263
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,500
Right, right.

1264
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,500
I mean, I'll tell you what, the intelligent people still understand.

1265
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:21,500
I was in Brazil not too long ago and I met a guy at a horror house.

1266
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,500
He was the only guy.

1267
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,500
They all know Americans.

1268
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,500
They see him.

1269
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,500
They can spot him.

1270
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,500
Yeah, a mile away.

1271
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,500
They get American.

1272
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,500
I'm like, yeah, where you from?

1273
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,500
I'm from San Diego, this and that.

1274
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:36,100
And the guys are like, oh yeah, I went back to, I traveled right over my bike across the

1275
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,500
South of America.

1276
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,500
Not South America, but South of the United States.

1277
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,500
Yeah, South of the United States.

1278
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:45,500
And he's like, everybody was so nice to me letting me stay in their house.

1279
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:50,500
Every state I went into, everybody was so nice and give fed me this and that.

1280
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
He's like, you're coming to my house.

1281
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,500
I'm having a big party this week and you're staying with me this weekend.

1282
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,500
Nice.

1283
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,500
So yeah, I ended up partying in this place all weekend.

1284
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,500
People like that in this world.

1285
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:02,500
And then you went to Brazil and got your nose kicked in and now your nose is all fucked

1286
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,500
up forever.

1287
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:04,500
Right?

1288
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:05,500
Isn't that 50-50 here?

1289
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,500
Well, I already had a couple surgeries before that happened.

1290
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,500
I'm just saying you were at a bar and somebody accidentally kicked you in the face.

1291
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,500
Yeah, well, not accidentally.

1292
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:19,500
Well, got no bra and the bar I left, they got shelfed by somebody's butt.

1293
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,500
It's just like anything, you know, and you weren't even looking for trouble.

1294
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,500
That's the problem.

1295
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,500
When you go looking for trouble, that's if you're like, yeah, you know what I mean?

1296
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,500
Once you get in the bra and you bruise someone's ego and shit.

1297
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,500
Well, it wasn't even that.

1298
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,500
It came to his doorstep.

1299
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,500
Well, especially in front of their friends too.

1300
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,500
That's what happens.

1301
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,500
You know, you can't, and you're not a local.

1302
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,500
You're fucking literally thousands of miles away.

1303
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,500
You're gonna get your ass kicked?

1304
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,500
I don't understand.

1305
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,500
No, I was in this, it's kind of funny.

1306
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,500
I went with two, a couple of older black guys.

1307
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,500
They were actually like Fox News guys in LA.

1308
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,500
Oh, cool.

1309
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,500
We ended up, just one guy's talking to us.

1310
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,500
We want to go inside.

1311
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,500
You know, we were staying in Ipanema, like Cove, Cabana.

1312
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,500
Ipanema.

1313
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,500
And then we went to a town called Buzios.

1314
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,500
Like, it's mostly locals.

1315
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,500
Sure.

1316
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:07,500
We paid this guy, take us around, show us around and just do everything for us.

1317
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,500
Oh, that's fun, man.

1318
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,500
Yeah.

1319
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,500
You know, so we went to a bar.

1320
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,500
We had to borrow one of my other buddies I was with.

1321
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:15,500
He was at a bar hitting on some chick and some guy was coming up behind him.

1322
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500
And I saw you had a bottle in his hand.

1323
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,500
He was about to bust a bottle in the back of the guy's head.

1324
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,500
My buddy's head.

1325
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,500
So I went over and grabbed the fucking guy.

1326
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,500
His buddy came and grabbed me.

1327
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,500
I got no fist fight with him.

1328
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,500
And I body slammed him through one of these like, you know, marble tables.

1329
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,500
Got a couple of shots off on him.

1330
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,500
And he broke the fight off and I was like, I don't know fucking out of here.

1331
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,500
I wasn't going to wait for cops or anything.

1332
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,500
So I took off out of there.

1333
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,500
But you know, walking home in sandals.

1334
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,500
Then all of a sudden I turned around.

1335
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,500
Walking home in sandals.

1336
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500
That's the thing he says.

1337
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,500
Well, that wasn't sandals.

1338
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,500
That's salt life.

1339
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,500
That's what life means.

1340
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,500
Exactly.

1341
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,500
But no, all of a sudden I turned a corner and I was going up the street.

1342
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:54,500
You know, the guy I was fighting and two of his buddies out there.

1343
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,500
So I'd take three of them out.

1344
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,500
They found you, yeah.

1345
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:57,500
Yeah.

1346
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,500
So I got a busted nose out of the door.

1347
00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,500
Aw, that sucks.

1348
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:07,500
The thing is now, I mean, I've never, they actually put travel advisories on company

1349
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,500
in the United States.

1350
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,500
Did you see that from different countries?

1351
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,500
Well, yeah, we are with the Myrtle Capital.

1352
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,500
It's fucking dangerous.

1353
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,500
Well, it's not that, the randomness of things that are going on.

1354
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,500
We got a lot of insanity.

1355
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,500
Oh, guys, one of your great stories.

1356
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,500
We locked the motherfuckers up.

1357
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,500
Listen, you want to hear a great story?

1358
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,500
So listen to this.

1359
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,500
My kid's birthday was last weekend.

1360
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,500
Oh, nice.

1361
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:32,500
I went to, I rented a trampoline park for two hours for him and his friends.

1362
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,500
Nice.

1363
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,500
And they had a...

1364
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,500
Thanks for calling, buddy.

1365
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,500
Oh, man, listen.

1366
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:40,500
You know, you've shown up like American gladiators in a unitar.

1367
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,500
I'll be throwing these things around.

1368
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,500
Oh, they got a mullet wig on.

1369
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,500
They're like, who's here to kiss?

1370
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,500
Yeah.

1371
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,500
Who wants touchy-feely?

1372
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,500
Oh, gosh.

1373
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,500
Why is he wearing a unitar?

1374
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:58,500
He's on backwards.

1375
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:03,500
So fucking, we got like 12 kids and it gets to the point of the party.

1376
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,500
There's a dodgeball.

1377
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:08,500
You ever played dodgeball in a trampoline park?

1378
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,500
Sounds fun.

1379
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,500
The walls go up.

1380
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,500
So I took like a 200 milligram edible.

1381
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,500
I didn't drive my kid.

1382
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:19,500
I just wanted to say, and it was me versus like 12, nine year olds.

1383
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:22,500
And dude, I was like Neo in the matrix.

1384
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,500
Like jumping around just murking kids, dude.

1385
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:30,500
Like this one kid caught one in the chest and he went down and they dragged him away

1386
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,500
like band of brothers.

1387
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:35,500
They got away from the front line.

1388
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500
Like, because I was getting ready to hit him.

1389
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,500
Thank you for your sacrifice.

1390
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,500
Oh, I'm just jumping around.

1391
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,500
You just meet all the parents are watching dying.

1392
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,500
Dude, it was great, man.

1393
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,500
I love shit like that.

1394
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,500
But the kids need to feel that stuff nowadays, too.

1395
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,500
Well, that's the problem.

1396
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,500
Like they were like, I mean, they were like little kids in there and I wasn't trying to get them.

1397
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,500
Taking their heads off.

1398
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,500
I mean, but these fucking kids.

1399
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,500
But they deserved it.

1400
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,500
Those little bastards.

1401
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,500
Yeah, they came at me man.

1402
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,500
Parents were like, get mine, get mine.

1403
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:06,500
And they have the little balls that you whip and they just arc.

1404
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,500
So if you throw a little spin on them.

1405
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,500
And I take, oh, right.

1406
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,500
You got a little fat kid in the corner.

1407
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,500
Time out for him.

1408
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,500
I think maybe you shouldn't have so much.

1409
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,500
Temple shot.

1410
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,500
He's still going on a cheese stick through the fence.

1411
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,500
Mom's feeding him a cheese stick.

1412
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500
He's got a fucking.

1413
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,500
Hilarious.

1414
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,500
He's got a hot dog in his pocket.

1415
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,500
Calm down, fat boy.

1416
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:34,500
But it was very funny because I had to meet parents.

1417
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,500
What do you mean?

1418
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,500
Well, I mean, you know what I mean?

1419
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,500
The kids parents, they were at the party.

1420
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,500
That's what I mean.

1421
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,500
I just don't go random.

1422
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,500
They were like real parents.

1423
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:47,500
We're the parents.

1424
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,500
Hi, are you a parent?

1425
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,500
We're the parents at the party.

1426
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,500
My tears lary.

1427
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,500
So a special child he figures.

1428
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,500
Well, no, like, did you meet him at the party?

1429
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,500
Were they there?

1430
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,500
Yeah, the parents.

1431
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500
Dude, these parents.

1432
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,500
I won't use this.

1433
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,500
You just met him when they picked the kids up.

1434
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,500
Oh, you want to hear something shady?

1435
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,500
Someone's favorite.

1436
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,500
Take my kids.

1437
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,500
They don't even stop the car.

1438
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,500
Exactly.

1439
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,500
They just push him up in the door and push him out.

1440
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,500
The guy's like, when's the party?

1441
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,500
Over, I'm like two hours.

1442
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,500
He's like, all right, I'll be back.

1443
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,500
All right, man, I just met you.

1444
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,500
Thanks for giving me your kids.

1445
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,500
I didn't sign up.

1446
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,500
I mean, Jesus, I mean, I'm not a pedophile,

1447
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,500
but this fucking seems legit.

1448
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:26,500
Well, you know, they figure you got a kid that goes to school with their kid.

1449
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,500
Get out of the car, junior.

1450
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500
They must be friends.

1451
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,500
They came up and they just...

1452
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,500
Think about how we were kids.

1453
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,500
That's a milf.

1454
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,500
I bet.

1455
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,500
Couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting the fucking yoga pants with a thong.

1456
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,500
Yeah, right.

1457
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,500
Shout out to Stinky Sheets.

1458
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,500
Damn, Stinky Sheets.

1459
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,500
Our new band name.

1460
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,500
I love it.

1461
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:50,500
Well, no, but dude, back in the 80s, like going to parties.

1462
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,500
You go to a party.

1463
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,500
Go to a party.

1464
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,500
Or a black party.

1465
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:58,500
You're drinking, dad's drinking a beer as he's driving you to a party.

1466
00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,500
And like, it's still legal.

1467
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,500
Dude, get out of here.

1468
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,500
I remember.

1469
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,500
I'm going to pick you up.

1470
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,500
All right, four o'clock.

1471
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,500
Oh, man, I got to tell you guys about the Hillbilly birthday party I had.

1472
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,500
Oh, yeah.

1473
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,500
I didn't have that.

1474
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,500
I was like, I'm like, I'm dead.

1475
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,500
I think the Hillbilly.

1476
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:18,500
There was this kid Allen and he was a year older than me in school.

1477
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:23,500
And I think he was maybe about like 10 or maybe he was like his 12th birthday or something.

1478
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:28,500
So we go to his house, his mom died of cancer and the dad was like, didn't know what the

1479
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:34,500
fuck to do with us, you know, we took all these hats like the dad had a bunch of adoras.

1480
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,500
So we all had a hat.

1481
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:43,500
We gave us cigars, we played cards, and he let us drink beer.

1482
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:48,500
And then when the first kid threw up, all right, no more drinking.

1483
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,500
Yeah, let's all go to the bedroom.

1484
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:55,500
And then he gave us a good talk and he was saying, now don't tell your parents, you know,

1485
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,500
that you were drinking here and stuff.

1486
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,500
And it was the funnest birthday party.

1487
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,500
And we were like, he gave us money and we were betting money.

1488
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,500
Jesus, doesn't this, I mean.

1489
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,500
Playing cards, smoking cigars.

1490
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,500
Life lessons.

1491
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,500
Yeah, he's like drinking a beer.

1492
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,500
There's a video camera in the corner.

1493
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,500
And the kid was like fucking 12.

1494
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,500
I was like 11.

1495
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:16,500
Jesus, man.

1496
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,500
And then the dad dropped us all off at our house.

1497
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,500
He dropped them off.

1498
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:25,500
And the parents figured him up at the house because the house was shambles.

1499
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,500
Oh, yeah.

1500
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:29,500
And how did they not know this about, I mean, you could tell by looking at this.

1501
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,500
And the dad dropped all the kids off one by one.

1502
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,500
And here was the story.

1503
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,500
And I was like, good buddies with the kid and I lived real close.

1504
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,500
Larry, what year?

1505
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,500
76, 77.

1506
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,500
No, before that.

1507
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,500
Oh, yeah, 77, 77.

1508
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,500
Yeah, exactly.

1509
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:49,500
Yeah, I was going to say, dude, 77.

1510
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,500
Little Larry just fucking running around.

1511
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,500
He was fucking ripped, man.

1512
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:56,500
Yeah, dude, he's drinking fucking.

1513
00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:01,500
And this kid at the top birthday party was, he drank beers all the time.

1514
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,500
This guy could drive and drink.

1515
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,500
He's like, you guys want McDonald's?

1516
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:11,500
The crazy thing was, yeah, like if the dad got pulled over or something, something happened.

1517
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:13,500
The kid in the front seat.

1518
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:17,500
Oh, yeah, but even all the other parents were like, wow, you can't have a poet kid.

1519
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,500
You can't go to his party anymore.

1520
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,500
Yeah, you're kid with your.

1521
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,500
Yeah, it's not like something would happen to him.

1522
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,500
A 12 pack of fucking old styles.

1523
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,500
Oh, he's straight in the middle.

1524
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:27,500
And that's what we were drinking to his old styles.

1525
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,500
And the best part though was like,

1526
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,500
the dad didn't know what to do and he like looks around and goes to the closet

1527
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:37,500
and pulls out a stack of old hats that must have been his.

1528
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,500
And so we're all wearing these hats.

1529
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,500
I mean, look like, you know, 30s gangsters.

1530
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,500
He's like pimps and hoes for his party.

1531
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,500
But you know what? I got a hand into the dad.

1532
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,500
He just didn't sit back and do nothing.

1533
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500
He's like, all right, kids.

1534
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,500
He's a wrong kid.

1535
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,500
He tried to play poker.

1536
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,500
He tried to keep you guys busy.

1537
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,500
Yeah.

1538
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,500
I mean, while he was diddling each one, he was like, come try your hat.

1539
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,500
He was a diddling man.

1540
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,500
Wait, to his credit, you remembered this shit.

1541
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,500
Oh, yeah.

1542
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,500
The best birthday party you've ever played.

1543
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,500
It's about what he forgot the problem.

1544
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:10,500
You know, all the bowling parties and all that shit blend together.

1545
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,500
But that one, man.

1546
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,500
That was bowling, right?

1547
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,500
No, that's the one.

1548
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,500
Those are the ones that stand out.

1549
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,500
We had a lady, we had a lady,

1550
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:20,500
you should have a birthday party for her dog, her Dalmatian.

1551
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:24,500
Every July, she invited neighborhood kids to her dog in the backyard.

1552
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:28,500
And the dog would sit at the table and she'd bring a cake out and everything, man.

1553
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,500
Oh, wow.

1554
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,500
And you would sing for a dog?

1555
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:32,500
Yep.

1556
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,500
Did you feel like a fucking asshole?

1557
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,500
Mrs. Burgess, I try to remember the dog's name.

1558
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,500
My father, I normally could remember him.

1559
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,500
My birthday, dear.

1560
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:42,500
Oh, my God.

1561
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,500
I can't remember the dog's name right now.

1562
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:45,500
Oh, that's funny shit.

1563
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,500
It was Mrs. Burgess.

1564
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,500
My dad wouldn't know the dog's name.

1565
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,500
You went to a dog birthday party?

1566
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,500
Yeah, every year.

1567
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,500
Every year.

1568
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,500
Well, there was an old lady in the neighborhood.

1569
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,500
The lady cooked food for her king.

1570
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,500
Come here, king.

1571
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,500
I can fucking remember.

1572
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,500
And it was the old, you know, the Burgesses.

1573
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,500
Yeah.

1574
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,500
She was crazy.

1575
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,500
So the guy died, you know, and the older couple in the neighborhood.

1576
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:07,500
The guy died even better.

1577
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,500
I like this story.

1578
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,500
And they had a pair of Dalmatians.

1579
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:15,500
And there was only one Dalmatian, and we had the birthday party for the one dog.

1580
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,500
Did you try to fuck it?

1581
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,500
No, of course not.

1582
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,500
Jeez, it wasn't your birthday party.

1583
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:20,500
No.

1584
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,500
I mean, no.

1585
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,500
Hell yeah.

1586
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:26,500
Then another time, we were in front of my, oh, we got to walk with the neighbor's dog.

1587
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,500
My neighbor wants us to walk with the dog.

1588
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,500
I was not going to get the dog in the basement.

1589
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,500
It was a great, big, great day.

1590
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,500
Oh, it was funny about your man.

1591
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,500
Yeah, it was on the street.

1592
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,500
The thing was dragoness.

1593
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,500
It was...

1594
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,500
I ate a whole jar of chocolate peanut butter for this.

1595
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,500
It was a big dog.

1596
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,500
Especially when I did great day.

1597
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,500
It was a great day.

1598
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,500
Huge, giant, great day.

1599
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,500
I don't remember seeing too many great days.

1600
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,500
No, yeah.

1601
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,500
It was huge.

1602
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,500
So what did you put the peanut butter?

1603
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,500
Show me how Larry...

1604
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,500
I got this brand over the neighborhood, you and Chase Tom's.

1605
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,500
Just pointing in for us.

1606
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,500
That would be funny.

1607
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,500
And fourth, because...

1608
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,500
Yeah, these kids nowadays, it's like...

1609
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:05,500
Even every time you grow up, every generation, parents, all kids these days, this is like...

1610
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,500
Oh yeah.

1611
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,500
I think we grew up...

1612
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,500
Everybody stinks.

1613
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,500
But no, we grew up in the best time ever.

1614
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,500
Pretty good time.

1615
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,500
I mean, our parents set it off.

1616
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,500
It was a pretty good fucking time.

1617
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,500
Yeah, because we think it is.

1618
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,500
Like they're saying.

1619
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:21,500
So it's better than having your face shoved in a phone and born with a video game.

1620
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,500
It seems a lot worse now to be a kid.

1621
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,500
My kids, yeah, not going out riding bikes.

1622
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,500
A lot were right.

1623
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,500
I was riding my big wheel and bike bikes.

1624
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,500
I was like two, three years old.

1625
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,500
Right.

1626
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,500
I was on the side all the time.

1627
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,500
My boss said I knew how to ride a bike by three years old.

1628
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,500
Yeah.

1629
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,500
Every born goes out.

1630
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,500
Did you guys ever play kick the can or ghost in a graveyard?

1631
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1632
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,500
Yeah, kids don't do that shit no more.

1633
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,500
No, no, no.

1634
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:42,500
That was the time we go mess around with girls and stuff.

1635
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:45,500
Yeah, I used to hide in the bushes with this girl.

1636
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,500
Yeah.

1637
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,500
I used to hide in the bushes.

1638
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,500
Yeah.

1639
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,500
And I liked her.

1640
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:55,500
She was kind of cute and she's still hot actually out of all the chicks that got old.

1641
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,500
Right.

1642
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,500
She still is banging like.

1643
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,500
Hides in the bushes, man.

1644
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,500
I was hiding in the bush with a girl, Mike.

1645
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:05,500
I didn't care where the fuck, you know, I didn't care about the game anymore.

1646
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:06,500
Yeah.

1647
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,500
We know a guy who didn't care about hiding in the bushes.

1648
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,500
We should play that too.

1649
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,500
Does he?

1650
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:14,500
Well, he got, no, do you hear what I said, right?

1651
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,500
No, I didn't.

1652
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,500
I said we know a guy who didn't care about getting caught in the bushes.

1653
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,500
No.

1654
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,500
Yeah, that's fun shit.

1655
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:26,500
Well, you know, it's just old school shit and now it's never going to happen again.

1656
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,500
It's not going to revert back to how it was.

1657
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,500
No, no, no, the country is ruined, guys.

1658
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,500
It will.

1659
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,500
No, it's like, no, here, here.

1660
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:34,500
It's ruined, dude.

1661
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,500
Someday they're going to look back and go, could you believe they did that with those

1662
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,500
phones, right?

1663
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:39,500
Dude, it's cyclical.

1664
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,500
Cyclical.

1665
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,500
Cyclical, sorry.

1666
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,500
Do you ever hear that saying?

1667
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500
Hard times create strong men.

1668
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,500
Yeah.

1669
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:45,500
Create good times, create weak men.

1670
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,500
Create good times, create weak men.

1671
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,500
Create weak men, create harm times.

1672
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,500
And then they become swimmers with the wiener.

1673
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:52,500
Yeah.

1674
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,500
Right now, right now it's a bunch of weak men.

1675
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,500
Yeah, our grandparents, who's going to step up though?

1676
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,500
Our president can barely walk.

1677
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,500
Well, it's.

1678
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,500
Who the fuck is going to be in this person?

1679
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,500
It's the future generations.

1680
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,500
Oh my god.

1681
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,500
Yeah, we're going to be dead.

1682
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,500
No, exactly.

1683
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,500
Have you seen these people?

1684
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:08,500
But it's cyclical.

1685
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:09,500
People will rise.

1686
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,500
It's not that it's cyclical.

1687
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,500
It's about core values.

1688
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,500
Well, no, because they're going to have to get tough, man.

1689
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,500
They're going to have to get tougher.

1690
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,500
Well, but the promise is, you guess it.

1691
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,500
No, but the thing is, all of a sudden, the same shit will be taught over and over.

1692
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,500
It's like Orwell's book.

1693
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,500
The same shit.

1694
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:25,500
And then there will be people like, smart people like, this is bullshit.

1695
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,500
Well, yeah.

1696
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,500
The cream rises to the top.

1697
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,500
Exactly.

1698
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,500
You know what I mean?

1699
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:34,500
But at the same time, you're always going to need someone to stir it underneath you.

1700
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,500
You know, you're always going to have to have pawns and some sort of.

1701
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,500
And here's the thing about making everybody victims.

1702
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,500
It makes them not try.

1703
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,500
I don't like that word victims.

1704
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,500
That offends me.

1705
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,500
We don't like that.

1706
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,500
Please report him.

1707
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:46,500
Yeah.

1708
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,500
What is that?

1709
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,500
What did they call that word?

1710
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,500
They call it a victim blaming.

1711
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,500
No.

1712
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,500
What's that?

1713
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,500
What the hell do people say?

1714
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,500
Oh, it's one of those words.

1715
00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,500
Oh, it hurts me.

1716
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,500
You want to say space?

1717
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,500
I'll give you one right now.

1718
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,500
No, what do you call that word though?

1719
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,500
It's not offensive, but it's like a microaggression.

1720
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,500
Trigger.

1721
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,500
Yeah.

1722
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,500
Trigger.

1723
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,500
Trigger.

1724
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,500
Well, now you can't say trigger anymore.

1725
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,500
That's what you say.

1726
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,500
You can't say replace the N word.

1727
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:09,500
You want to say trigger?

1728
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,500
My God.

1729
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:13,500
And these triggers are really loud in the movie theater.

1730
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:17,500
He said that.

1731
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:21,500
But at the same time though.

1732
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,500
Yeah, they're going to mistake yourself.

1733
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,500
It's like really what the fuck is going on.

1734
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,500
It's like really what the fuck is going on.

1735
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,500
What the fuck is going on.

1736
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,500
Yeah.

1737
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,500
This fucking guy breaking the fifth wall even.

1738
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,500
I mean, Jesus Christ.

1739
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:33,500
You want to write it down and put it on camera?

1740
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,500
But I mean, when the fuck is shit going to change though?

1741
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,500
How many people, did you see that police lady that killed?

1742
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,500
Yeah, in Chicago.

1743
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,500
Yeah, in a black and young black building.

1744
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,500
She got off her shift.

1745
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,500
Four dudes.

1746
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,500
Sad man.

1747
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,500
They were on a two hour during a robbery.

1748
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,500
Two hour spring of robberies.

1749
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,500
And they stole a key.

1750
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,500
And well, they tried to rob her.

1751
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,500
She resisted and they murdered her.

1752
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:57,500
Wow.

1753
00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:01,500
Well, you know why is because they know they can't get away with this shit.

1754
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,500
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1755
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,500
They're fucking.

1756
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,500
These guys are getting.

1757
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,500
You're never coming.

1758
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,500
You're never going to have a jail.

1759
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,500
But they were getting.

1760
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,500
Well, I was getting ready.

1761
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,500
Robberies.

1762
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,500
It's a robbery reform.

1763
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,500
And then I killed her.

1764
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:14,500
That man had a guy to cut.

1765
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,500
This is what happens though.

1766
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:18,500
All of a sudden robberies, they get bored doing it because they've been doing it for so

1767
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,500
damn long, getting away with it.

1768
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,500
Okay, now we don't give a shit about murder.

1769
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,500
I mean, start killing.

1770
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,500
That's how shit works.

1771
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,500
Sure.

1772
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:26,500
This guy.

1773
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,500
Do you know why they killed her?

1774
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,500
Because they needed money for a barbecue.

1775
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,500
Yeah, fuck.

1776
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,500
Makes a lot of sense.

1777
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,500
That's what he said.

1778
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,500
What?

1779
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,500
That was his statement.

1780
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:40,500
And he was on the phone and he's like, I was just doing work.

1781
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,500
Oh my God.

1782
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,500
What have you done?

1783
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,500
They're animals.

1784
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,500
Well, it's, I mean.

1785
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,500
No, that's fucking.

1786
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,500
It's horrible.

1787
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:47,500
Seriously though, man, this is work.

1788
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,500
This is work.

1789
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,500
Robberies.

1790
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,500
I don't have to go to the city.

1791
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,500
I'm not going to the city.

1792
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,500
No, exactly.

1793
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:57,500
But at the same time though, you're a product of your environment to some extent, right?

1794
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,500
Oh, well.

1795
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,500
Like, you know right from wrong, right?

1796
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,500
Right.

1797
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,500
And now for a reason.

1798
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:07,500
You're Bud Light for a reason.

1799
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,500
For no key.

1800
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,500
Hey.

1801
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,500
Hey.

1802
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,500
Put your wife meter on backwards.

1803
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,500
That's how you're cruising.

1804
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:18,500
Reminds me of that Instagram post with the electric.

1805
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,500
Oh, yeah.

1806
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,500
He has a Bud Light in his hand.

1807
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,500
He drops his screw.

1808
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,500
All of a sudden the camera go pans down.

1809
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500
He steps back up.

1810
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,500
He's got short shorts on.

1811
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,500
Yeah.

1812
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,500
He's like, what the hell?

1813
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,500
That's funny though.

1814
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
Sorry.

1815
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,500
Listen, but no, it's just very funny that alcohol.

1816
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,500
I mean, think about this.

1817
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:34,500
Okay.

1818
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:40,500
What are the three things I would think of that during a recession doesn't lose a lot

1819
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,500
of following?

1820
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500
Oh, alcohol for sure.

1821
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,500
People need that.

1822
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,500
Food?

1823
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,500
Food?

1824
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,500
Sex.

1825
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,500
Yeah.

1826
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,500
Well, sex is free.

1827
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,500
Yeah.

1828
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,500
Well, Jesus.

1829
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,500
Jesus, I'm in awe of you.

1830
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,500
I've seen your knife.

1831
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:55,500
See how you talk to ladies.

1832
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,500
Not if you want a prism.

1833
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,500
This guy's like crocodiles on D.

1834
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,500
I've seen a knife.

1835
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,500
No, that's a knife.

1836
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:08,020
But when are we going to fucking rebound from this shit?

1837
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:10,500
You know, we're not going to be around for the rebound.

1838
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,500
Yeah.

1839
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:14,500
Well, no, we're just saying we're finally getting over being woke sort of.

1840
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,500
You know what I mean?

1841
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,500
Comedy's coming back.

1842
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,500
Let's go.

1843
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,500
Things aren't being, people aren't being canceled.

1844
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,500
Analyzer Bush, get ready again.

1845
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,500
Dude, that video you showed me of Oakland was crazy.

1846
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,500
Well, you'll still be canceled if you don't go along with the fucking plan.

1847
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,500
I hope people try to cancel us.

1848
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:28,500
We'll give them a popular.

1849
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:29,500
It's a great idea.

1850
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,500
Did you guys, did you guys see the clip of the old 80s, Bud Light version?

1851
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,500
Yeah, with the money.

1852
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,500
Yeah, we do.

1853
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,500
Playing pool.

1854
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,500
It's the woman's pool tournament.

1855
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:41,500
If you win, you win a case of beer and there's all these guys dressed up like women.

1856
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,500
Yeah.

1857
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:43,500
Just shooting out of pool.

1858
00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:44,500
You remember that?

1859
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,500
They're just killing it.

1860
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,500
Yeah.

1861
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,500
And then you're the champion.

1862
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,500
Yeah, you're the champion.

1863
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,500
You guys got a buzz, like a hair or something.

1864
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,500
No, they're like, oh, he's like, this is the ladies champion and turns around and said,

1865
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,500
another dude.

1866
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:55,500
Yeah.

1867
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,500
Yeah, I was like, this is who you have to face down.

1868
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,500
You have to deal with that shit.

1869
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,500
This is funny.

1870
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,500
This is funny.

1871
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,500
Now it's like, but seriously, Dylan, okay.

1872
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:04,500
Yeah, how it's done a complete 180.

1873
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:07,940
That dude posted a picture on a can.

1874
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:08,940
That was it.

1875
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:12,500
One of a kind can never being reproduced, never getting sold out.

1876
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,500
What do you think?

1877
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,500
That can wasn't.

1878
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,140
No, it was never reproduced.

1879
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:18,500
They made that can specifically for him.

1880
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,500
No, sir.

1881
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:22,500
So for one six pack, they lost billions of dollars.

1882
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,500
Huh?

1883
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,500
For one six pack, they lost billions of dollars.

1884
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:26,500
Ungrated.

1885
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,500
Oh yeah.

1886
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:30,500
From, um, it would never sell commercially.

1887
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,500
It never helped anywhere.

1888
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,500
Man, listen.

1889
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:38,500
Yeah, the can with the, with the tranny on there never fucking went out.

1890
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,500
They're not a can.

1891
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,500
Tranny can.

1892
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,500
It didn't happen.

1893
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,500
The commercial did.

1894
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:43,500
The commercial went out.

1895
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:47,980
If you like now they have like, they've broken up the country into percentages of how much

1896
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:48,980
they've lost and what.

1897
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,500
Well, yeah, they can break it down by analytics to see where.

1898
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:58,500
Even the hardcore democratic states are like, but the best is Boys Town is now boycotting

1899
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,500
because they won't go with.

1900
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,500
Yeah.

1901
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,500
The trend.

1902
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,500
They don't like that.

1903
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,500
Either.

1904
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,500
So now they're fucking her.

1905
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,500
We're the lady in the tramping this tranny shit.

1906
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,500
You know what I mean?

1907
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,500
Like they're both chomping at the bit.

1908
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,500
Oh yeah.

1909
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:11,500
Guess what's going to happen?

1910
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:12,500
Larry's going to get off.

1911
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:15,500
Someone's got to do it.

1912
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,500
Once that surgery happens.

1913
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,500
That's all right.

1914
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500
Oh man.

1915
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,500
Have you ever seen a post-op vagina?

1916
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,500
Oh, is that a thing?

1917
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,500
Yeah.

1918
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,500
You want a man goes to a woman?

1919
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,500
Well, yeah, but.

1920
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,500
They actually.

1921
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:28,500
Oh, it's horrible.

1922
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,500
There was a lady on Howard Stern called Chavon.

1923
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,500
Oh man.

1924
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,500
Back in the day.

1925
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,500
Yeah.

1926
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,500
And she used to explain what she.

1927
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,500
Howard Stern is a cunt.

1928
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,500
She used to have to.

1929
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,500
Yeah, I can't stand him anymore.

1930
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,500
I just got to say Howard Stern is a cunt.

1931
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:41,500
Old Howard Stern was good.

1932
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,500
Okay, whatever.

1933
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,500
He's a cunt.

1934
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,500
Before he was fucking cunt.

1935
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,500
Back in the days, Arty Lang days.

1936
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:50,500
Dude, I used to whack my meat to fucking Channel 9 when he would come on at night.

1937
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,500
Like he was a crazy shit.

1938
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,500
No, he was the man.

1939
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,500
Isn't that funny though?

1940
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,500
He became a wolf.

1941
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:58,500
He was like podcasting is never going to be.

1942
00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,500
Yeah, right?

1943
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,500
It's never ever going to be.

1944
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,500
That's what you do, Howard Stern.

1945
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,500
That's what you do.

1946
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,500
Well.

1947
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,500
Which is on a radio station.

1948
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,500
Well, he gets paid.

1949
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,500
The thing is he's terrestrial.

1950
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,500
So not terrestrial anymore though.

1951
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,500
To a satellite to some extent.

1952
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:15,500
I mean, I remember listening to that shit with Turbo on the radio and just being like,

1953
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:18,500
Holy shit, how can you get away with this shit?

1954
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,500
Yeah.

1955
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,500
And then he pushed the limits.

1956
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,500
It was great.

1957
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,500
And that's what we need though.

1958
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,500
People need to push the limits.

1959
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:24,500
But how now?

1960
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,500
Where you push the limits on TikTok?

1961
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,500
No, you just keep those nap chats.

1962
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:29,500
You keep doing what we're doing.

1963
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,500
You evolve.

1964
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,500
It's just like the bands.

1965
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,500
You start out.

1966
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:33,500
This is what we're doing.

1967
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:34,500
Like our real level.

1968
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:39,500
You got the New York Dolls are dressing like girls.

1969
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,500
Then Kiss has to be more over the top.

1970
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,500
Then Marilyn Manson has to say it's prosthetic breasts.

1971
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:47,500
It gets more and more fucked up.

1972
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,500
To go over the top.

1973
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,500
To be over the top.

1974
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,500
It's got to be more and more crazy.

1975
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,500
Now we're at the point where you can't be over the top.

1976
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,500
It's impossible.

1977
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,500
What are you talking about?

1978
00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:00,500
That Sam Smith dude, they got to dress up like the devil.

1979
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,500
Don't fucking tell me you can't be over the top.

1980
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:04,500
Have you seen this?

1981
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,500
I don't want to be over my top.

1982
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,500
No, listen, I'm being serious.

1983
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,500
Would you and I dress like that?

1984
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,500
Do you know what I mean?

1985
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,500
No, come on, man.

1986
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:11,500
That's the extreme.

1987
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,500
And there were children in the front room.

1988
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,500
But no, just like you learned.

1989
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,500
And now look at how weird it's getting.

1990
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,500
The next extreme is being normal.

1991
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:23,500
Yeah, but normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

1992
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:24,500
No one's normal, man.

1993
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,500
The next extreme is being conservative.

1994
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,500
We are all mentally ill.

1995
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,500
A suit and tie like the jazz guys in the 50s.

1996
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,500
Just like Pfizer said.

1997
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,500
Three pills per person.

1998
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:37,500
You need a pill to make you sleep, stay awake,

1999
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:40,500
and make you feel comfortable around people.

2000
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,500
You know what I mean?

2001
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,500
We're going to keep you drugged up.

2002
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,500
And that's what it boils down to.

2003
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,500
Because who the fuck cares about it?

2004
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,500
I mean, do you really...

2005
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,500
I have my circle of people...

2006
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,500
Kiki's yawning, which is great.

2007
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:53,500
But I have my circle of people.

2008
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,500
Do you know what I mean?

2009
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,500
Keep it tight.

2010
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,500
Do you really need a lot of people in your life?

2011
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,500
Well, no.

2012
00:57:58,500 --> 00:57:59,500
Well, here's the thing.

2013
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,500
When's the last time you posted a selfie?

2014
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,500
I've never posted a selfie.

2015
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,500
Exactly, exactly.

2016
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,500
I've never done that.

2017
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,500
I understand what you're saying with that aspect.

2018
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,500
Yeah.

2019
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:10,500
But the food aspect, the survival aspect is another story.

2020
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,500
So you do have to venture out.

2021
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,500
And you murder him and eat him.

2022
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,500
Look at how big he is.

2023
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,500
I mean, Jesus Christ.

2024
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,500
He's got to cut his feet off.

2025
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,500
You know what I mean?

2026
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,500
Fucking...

2027
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,500
Give it a fungus.

2028
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,500
There you go.

2029
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,500
Low-hanging fruit, literally.

2030
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,500
That's what we call them, low-hanging fruit.

2031
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:29,500
Start to...

2032
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:33,500
Yeah, you guys have been hanging out at the manhole too much.

2033
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,500
Yeah.

2034
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,500
That started at the ass.

2035
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,500
I hope you're under prep.

2036
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,500
AZT and prep.

2037
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:43,500
Dude, what was that movie?

2038
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,500
Which one?

2039
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:50,500
Back in the 80s, where that plane of soccer players flew into the 80s.

2040
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,500
Oh, and they crashed into the fucking air.

2041
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,500
They ended up sleeping alive.

2042
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,500
Yeah, they ended up in the movie too.

2043
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,500
Coming through.

2044
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,500
Yeah, fucking Fanook.

2045
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:01,500
Coming from there.

2046
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,500
I see it.

2047
00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:04,500
Yeah, Kiki.

2048
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,500
I got one.

2049
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,500
Kickstart my heart.

2050
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,500
I'm not even sure if it's based on a true story.

2051
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,500
Yeah, yeah.

2052
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,500
They actually had to eat each other.

2053
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,500
Well, they started eating the ass.

2054
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,500
The fatty parts.

2055
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,500
The dead people.

2056
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,500
Yeah, it's like, holy, that's got to be rough.

2057
00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:19,500
I'd start begging them first.

2058
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:21,500
Got to tenderize them.

2059
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,500
What was it?

2060
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,500
They're having a rig of mortis.

2061
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,500
I'm just having it three-way.

2062
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,500
I'm standing here.

2063
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,500
Don't judge me.

2064
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:36,500
One guy's got a hat on, the other guy's got a bib.

2065
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,500
You're like, fuck, you got a fricking ass.

2066
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,500
I was hoping it was going to be the wind.

2067
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,500
Where'd you get a tiara from?

2068
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,500
Shut up.

2069
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,500
I found it from the Sherpa.

2070
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,500
That is crazy though.

2071
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,500
I mean, think about that.

2072
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,500
Landing on a mountain, being manned.

2073
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,500
They land.

2074
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:57,500
Well, I'm just saying, being left on a mountain.

2075
00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,500
And left to your own devices.

2076
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,500
Back in the 80s, where they didn't have the technology.

2077
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,500
Hey, how about the diner party?

2078
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:08,500
They had to cross the country, getting stuck on diner fast.

2079
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:12,500
And then they had to fucking eat their horses first.

2080
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,500
They had to watch out for engines too.

2081
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:15,500
You know what I mean?

2082
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,500
Engines are woof.

2083
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,500
Yeah, that's rough.

2084
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,500
All right.

2085
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,500
Well, I mean, we done.

2086
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:21,500
Okay, cool.

2087
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:25,500
I want to shout out to our followers, some bad motherfuckers.

2088
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,500
I want to say hi to Tiffany.

2089
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:33,500
And I want to shout out to Matthew and Russ.

2090
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,500
Fuck you.

2091
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,500
And I want to thank Tee-Tee.

2092
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,500
Thank Tee-Tee and Mark.

2093
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,500
And hey, subscribe.

2094
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,500
Like, subscribe.

2095
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,500
At Lirian Needles on Twitter.

2096
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,500
We have t-shirts that we're going to give away.

2097
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,500
If you fucking, or if you have the balls.

2098
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,500
You get some good stories.

2099
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:51,500
Oh, sorry.

2100
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,500
Gee, this fucking ass con.

2101
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,500
Thanks God for a pollock to come out in nowhere.

2102
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,500
Here's the other thing.

2103
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,500
He's halfway to the sun waving his brain door.

2104
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:03,500
The most important thing is, shut your mouth.

2105
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:05,500
Hey, Neil, shut the fuck up.

2106
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,500
The most important thing is, is tell your friends.

2107
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,500
Yeah, speak us.

2108
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,500
Like the word, man.

2109
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500
Man, listen, man.

2110
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,500
Tell your mom if she doesn't like us fuck her.

2111
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,500
No.

2112
01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:17,500
And we like to thank our sponsors, Japanese underwear,

2113
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,500
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2114
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,500
No, wait, stop.

2115
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,500
Larry, show him what you're wearing right now.

2116
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,500
Look at what?

2117
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,500
Oh my God.

2118
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:27,500
He has the enemy in the lab right now.

2119
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,500
This protector of...

2120
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,500
No, take it off.

2121
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,500
This episode's going.

2122
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,500
No, no, there's a metal band.

2123
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,500
Different metals.

2124
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,500
No.

2125
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:35,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2126
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:36,500
I know what that is.

2127
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,500
Yeah, it's a layer.

2128
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,500
Look at it.

2129
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:39,500
You guys are gay.

2130
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,500
Yeah.

2131
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,500
It's gonna keep you from...

2132
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,500
Look at this guy.

2133
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,500
He's got the X5G and stuff.

2134
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,500
Yeah.

2135
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:45,500
Oh my God.

2136
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,500
Oh, I know this.

2137
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:47,500
Thanks.

2138
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,500
Thanks for tuning in.

2139
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:49,500
I do.

2140
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,500
We'll talk to you next time.

2141
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:51,500
I can see the fucking screen.

2142
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:52,500
I keep wondering my ass.

2143
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,500
Peace.

2144
01:01:53,500 --> 01:02:00,500
Thanks for tuning in.

