Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Larry and Needles.
Show.
I mean, I'm very welcome.
Alright, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
And uh, nice Larry.
Larry, Mark's here, Kiki's here, and Needles is here.
And we're debating right now about...
Hi, I'm Needles.
I saw Miley Crew like seven times.
Put your mic there.
Yeah, oh, the crew, right?
Are you just gonna yell stuff out now?
I saw Miley Crew seven times.
I did.
I saw him once with you when we were kids.
We were so fucking old.
I mean, this is what we're debating right now, is Miley Crew good?
Nah, but you know, I have a girlfriend that liked him.
She wanted to be a sex sex.
Yeah, hot cat, bondias, and that she broke...
Well, she was.
Whatever.
I'm sure she's still A.
Yeah, you know what?
If she put on 50 pounds, I'd still fuck her.
Just because she lied, she's still...
I give her props.
Imagine how bad Nikki Six was.
I mean, the guy was sitting...
I read those, uh, the heroin diaries.
Yeah.
And he was sitting in his closet.
Wait, was this back in the day though she was dating him?
No, just recently.
Like right now, he's all...
He's all...
Right now.
Well, no, no, because she was in her prime.
I mean, she's still...
Maybe two, three years ago.
Yeah, yeah, alright.
I mean, she's still cute, whatever.
I mean, is that my top girl?
No.
She's got tattoos and thick hips, right?
Yeah, that's cool.
I mean, we all know Kiki's got yellow fever, so...
But that's alright though.
And fourth, what kind of women you like?
I like a woman that's liking me.
It's a good woman.
I mean, you can smell my flower.
But that's alright though.
We can work with that.
Shit, so this fucking chick...
This is a great story, man.
This lady, she got high on meth with her boyfriend.
It wasn't her husband though.
Eighties face off.
What's that?
Eighties face off.
Was it a noose or something?
Was she married though?
No, no, they were single.
Okay.
She met this guy.
Smoking meth.
She is a...
Yep, smoking fucking Tina.
She is accused of decapitating this man during sex.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, no.
Ripped her's head off, huh?
No, that's some rough shit.
I mean, she claimed she could feel his heart beating while she choked him.
Oh my God.
How she can make you capitate him?
I'll get to that, Kiki.
She wants her bail reduced.
It's like two million bucks.
She wants her bail reduced to about $100,000.
I think we should start a fun, fundraiser page, whatever they call that.
Go fuck me page.
Go fuck me, Larry.
Jesus, you're on the wrong page.
Just Larry.
I tell you, you gotta stop showing your butthole for free.
Wow.
You're a dime piece.
So, it's currently two million bucks.
In February of this year, she physically attacked her lawyer in court.
Oh.
She's a wild man.
In the courtroom.
She's a wild one.
So she's fun in bed.
She needs some meth.
So, she says she's not guilty.
And what happened was...
I believe her.
She sexually assaulted the corpse.
Oh.
This chick is on fire, dude.
How did she sexually assault a male corpse?
So, you die with an erection?
Yeah, what happened?
Is it a mortise?
It's the blood yet.
I mean, everything's so...
Sodomizing with the...
Is that what she's saying?
Are you dead when you stick your shit up in the ass?
All it says is she got charged with...
How did she defy the...
Defy the...
...uniquip.
Oh, with a kitchen knife.
Oh, my God.
That's not easy.
I'm guessing.
The best part of the story is...
Yeah.
She stated...
Probably not.
Yeah.
She used to bring all the body parts with her, but she got lazy and only ended up putting
the leg and the foot in the van and she forgot the head at the place.
Oh, my God.
The most important part.
I mean, this is her quote, man.
Man, a meth adder is something else.
Enforcement.
And you know, usually a meth adder would be very meticulous about everything, clean
up and take everything with.
No, I mean...
You're on meth.
I mean, I'm gonna mow the lawn before you leave, man.
Toothbrush out for this shit.
Tooth the blood down the other side.
This poor lady.
Not doing too good.
Shout out to a bad bitch, man.
Well, so can we ride her in jail?
Yeah, you can totally ride her in jail.
Can we have conjugal visits with her?
I mean, you're a married man, Larry.
No, I'm not saying...
I'm saying we like people.
Oh, the oil we.
Yeah.
As a group.
Sounds even more creepy.
Can six of us show up in conjugal?
Can we have a conjugal gang?
Yeah.
Dude, that would be interesting.
Start writing somebody's women, though.
Who's the one like Lorena Bobbet?
Yeah.
Who's the other one that's pretty hot?
Which one?
There's so many of them.
That Lori Vallow lady just got convicted today.
Lori Dan.
Lori Dan, the school shooter.
No, no, no, no.
Lori Vallow, the lady.
No, I know.
She just said Lori Dan.
Yeah, I mean, you just...
He's just blurting shit out.
Yeah, I know.
But what do you think?
You gotta see some kind of like prison system.
I'm sure somebody's working.
Oh, dude, there's problems.
You've never seen browns that write to prisoners and marry them all the time.
I'm saying so.
So it's like, there's gotta be mail version.
There's an actual website.
You're looking for a hot jail bird.
You're out there.
I never even thought...
I never crossed a line.
Yeah, my fault.
What did you want?
Wait, I didn't fucking...
And the beautiful part is they ain't going anywhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, the whole thing is, is that they make shows about this.
You ever see that when they release the people?
They write them for like a year, and then they release them...
They get released from prison.
Oh, yeah.
And then there's this jail bird, and it's like this...
And then there's this...
And then there's this total junkie.
Sounds like a good show.
Oh, it's hilarious, man.
And they think they love this person.
You know, I got a British copy every morning.
She's doing the electric thing.
It's like, wait a minute.
What are you in for?
You decapitated your husband?
Well, I mean, listen, man, everybody...
That is a bad bitch.
Who's that?
The...
This bribe, right?
Oh, yeah.
The best is the lazy part.
She's just like, I'm gonna have to...
I'm not gonna fucking clean the bitch up.
I got a foot and a leg that's good enough.
I'm out of here.
Yeah, he can do it.
He can clean up his own mess.
Exactly.
I'm sick of cleaning up after this ass.
Yeah, well, not anymore.
Jesus, man.
Imagine how much fucking blood there was.
Oh, man.
What, Jen, you think about it, too?
This guy's probably...
There's probably more blood than your first period.
I broke my hymen on a horse.
Is that what you told your friend?
That was his last name.
Horse?
Oh, Jesus.
What's that killer?
His name is German.
No, that's all right, though.
Horse?
You know how we call someone like a Myron or something?
In Germany, the name is like...
For a moron, it would be like a horse.
That's their...
Oh, really?
A horse.
Well, then that defines a man as an idiot.
Yeah, well, no.
Like we said, someone was like a Myron or...
I don't know what a Myron is.
What's a Myron?
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's...
Yeah, what's a Myron?
Geek, nerd.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now I understand.
Yeah.
And you're a horse.
Yeah, they use horse for their...
They call you a horse.
Interesting.
They call you a horse.
A man called a horse.
A man...
A horse.
I don't understand that, but that's fine.
That's the movie, A Man Called a Horse.
A man called a horse, that's what you want to do.
We call them shit videos.
They call them shit videos.
Yeah, shit, I mean, shit.
Exactly.
I mean, shit.
So we're pee videos, poop videos, anything like that.
Extra minute just kind of...
No, you know what, I'm really not, though.
I don't want to get poop on me.
Yeah, it's kind of...
It's fucking disgusting.
It really is, man.
I've had a buddy, though, bang a bra and wake up in the morning and, like, she shit the
bed and still slept.
Oh, man.
Yeah, exactly.
She was pretty cool.
Well, yeah, but still.
Who shits the bed except for that one model that dated fucking Johnny?
No, she shit on the bed.
She didn't shit the bed, though.
She hammered the crumb.
Yeah, she put a little turd on the bed.
You really got it.
Which is, I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I tell you what, if that was on tape, I'd watch it.
Well, yeah, I mean, definitely.
I'm sure he's got a camera in his bedroom, so...
Yeah, she's a whack job, man.
But, you know what, though, who the fuck is sane anymore?
There really isn't...
Yeah, definitely not Johnny Dapp and his girlfriend.
Right, oh my God.
At the same time, it's like...
We were so fucked up and dated with TikTok.
Oh, you know, fucked up and get all day long, Johnny Dapp.
Speaking of bands that suck, you know, that Hollywood...
That Hollywood Vampires band with Johnny Dapp and Joe Perry
and all those big rock stars.
I've heard of them.
They play the fucking people who died.
Jim Carrol's song now.
Or at least, maybe not now.
I saw a video of it.
Man, you've been hanging out with Kiki too long.
Well, I don't know when...
Our story told.
I don't know how old it is, but I just discovered it
and it kind of disappointed me because
they didn't really do it justice.
They're not that good.
There was a cartoon from Basketball Diaries.
Right, and they made a kind of Marilyn Manson-ish.
Oh, well, was Marilyn Manson involved in it?
No.
Oh, well then...
It's Johnny Dapp singing.
Yeah, well, there you go.
I mean, that fucking guy.
The craziness that's behind these celebrities...
Oh, well, they're fucking nuts, dude.
They're the phoenix that I mean, like...
They're nuts.
Did you hear those stories?
That shit that goes through?
You can't be normal.
And here's the other thing.
These fucking people have no personality.
Right, they're actually...
Because they're blank slates and so they take on these characters.
Yes.
They're crazy.
They don't even know who they are.
Right.
You know?
He really is it.
Confused as fuck.
The guy is...
When he gets high and a little dope...
Yeah, he don't know who he is.
He don't know who the fuck he is, man.
Well, he knows who he wants to be.
Right, but he doesn't know who he is.
It's all the matters, man.
I mean, the guy's got millions and millions.
He's got 80 plus of the whole floor of hotel rooms.
He's got the whole floor he bought.
But that people do that in fourth...
The whole floor.
The entire hotel rooms, you've got all five of them in the cul-de-sac.
And?
Well, every one of them is.
I'd buy the cul-de-sac, move my boys in, man.
Shit.
It'd be at the botchers.
I would love to buy every house on this block and have a tunnel going underneath.
Right.
And you would go from...
I'd have one house, you know, for different things.
Okay.
Underground railroad.
That's just crazy.
That's insane.
Different, different things going on.
Different things.
Because you can't do them above ground.
What do you need for the five houses?
I mean, I know just to get to the next house.
I understand what you mean.
I'd be like a poor, mid-neighborhood.
Yeah.
But every house is a different thing at the botchery.
One day's this one.
This guy's doing soaking over there.
Crack house.
It's a soaking room.
Massage parlor.
And for you, just right off the bat.
Massage parlor.
We're not going to have a crack house or a massage parlor.
I know.
Those are your two suggestions.
Why the fuck not?
All right.
I guess I'll do that for you.
Crazy.
You're a pushover now.
Crack house.
What am I going to do in the mornings?
Not smoke crack, probably.
It would probably be good for you.
Yeah.
I'll let you wake up.
Just some crack.
Just kidding, of course.
No, you're not.
That's the problem.
I am.
Crack in the mornings.
So fucking silly.
But, okay, so the 30-foot tall guy in fourth.
What are you talking about?
The Montauk.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's a real thing.
You know this?
They conjured him up.
They conjured a demon this 30-foot big foot.
I entered the program.
Have you ever heard of this?
Montauk, New York.
You heard about this, right?
The Montauk's not the mind control place.
No, Montauk's not the mind control.
They do it.
They do it in the ceremonies there.
They got this chair from the ETs.
The Greyhounds gave them basically a time machine.
It was a time machine.
They could go back and forth through time.
Yeah, Stargate.
Yeah, essentially, yeah.
And then they had all these other things.
There was something else you could do with your brain.
And they conjured up.
The thing went nuts.
They had some monster calm.
They went out of control.
I didn't use it.
Did you just say monster calm?
Yeah, the monster came.
The monster appeared out of some vortex.
Okay, yeah, well, no, you said the fucking...
And fucked everybody up and killed all these people on this army base.
It's a 30-foot fucking giant.
Yeah, they couldn't stop it.
Where was it staying?
And then I guess it got out of the range of the power and like evaporated.
Yeah.
The what?
Because this place...
Stargate, yeah.
Yeah, this place.
Right.
So it couldn't go back through.
I guess it went back through.
No, it couldn't go out of the army base and kill more people because it would...
It was tied to the Stargate.
Right, yeah.
Plus its power.
But, I mean, that sounds like the most fictitious shit.
Right.
Stranger things have happened, actually.
You know what?
You know, and again, Mark will believe anything.
Right.
I'm sorry, but no, some people say it's true.
I mean, it's just...
Too many things I've seen where they say this is true.
I'll tell you what, when all the world leaders like these kings and queens, when they're
all basically the same bloodline and related...
Right, right.
Believe me.
That's where you can start questioning things.
Yeah, there's no shit they're not telling us.
Trust you and me, dude.
Yeah, like, Barbara Bush is a man.
Who knows?
Michelle Obama's a fucking man.
It could be where...
I mean, Hor is a man.
This fucking guy.
I heard that they got based on the moon already.
There's people already on Mars.
Come on, Larry.
We've flown through the universe.
There's been already on every planet we've already been to.
They've...
Who has?
The United States.
We've been to every planet?
We've got crafted and flown through the universe already, yes.
Listen, man, we are.
And now I'm a fur-
How many of us have things that are dark side of the world already?
Yeah.
And I'm a friend of a believer that we didn't even go to the moon because how are we going
to get through the Van Allen belt?
But then you hear this shit then, right?
The moon landing was totally faked.
Our lives were trivial compared to the rest of the world.
So what the hell do you think, you know?
Well, here's the thing, man.
Everything they tell you on TV is a fucking lie.
Yeah, I sit...
That's why they call them TV programs because they're programmed here.
Entertainment.
They're brainwashing here.
It's entertainment.
No, it's brainwashing.
You think it's entertainment.
How about this?
588.
200, 300.
Here we go.
That's it, baby.
But it's this perfect example of brainwashing.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't need carpet.
I'm never getting carpet before.
I know that number if I ever do.
Exactly.
It's just one of those things.
That's an old school one.
Yeah, I know.
The real old school one.
It's like a subliminal message.
3-2-7-hundred.
Fuck.
That isn't all that I remember.
What's with that?
Hudson 3-2-7-hundred.
They sing it like this.
Hudson 3-2-7-hundred.
So that's where Empire came from then.
Holy shit.
I like that.
I think that was Bachel carpet.
Remember Bro Wyman?
The floor was Empire.
Interesting.
I didn't realize that.
Well, that's the whole thing.
It's all about kitschy and shit.
And the singing foreman.
Bro Wyman.
Something you hook.
Bro Wyman.
You're singing foreman.
But do you also remember during wrestling on Sunday when we were kids, they would have
live TV commercials.
Sounds like something they do with their own.
Right, yeah.
The guy in the showroom of the cars and he'd be like, this beautiful Buick is only...
Yeah, yeah.
And then he'd go to the next car and the next car.
Are you spinning around on the thing?
He's got it read as script live.
Yeah.
That was fucking great shit.
Yeah, those guys were wild.
That stuff was new too.
Yeah, television, cameras.
The dawn of...
Right.
It was a different music.
I had to wake up and there'd be just test pattern on.
The dawn of local advertising.
Because those were local.
That was the fucking test pattern for an hour.
Right, that was wild stuff.
Public access?
No, I'm just saying local.
No, like Channel 44, Channel 32.
And then we had local advertisers like the car dealers from the area.
Yeah.
Instead of...
...frosters, flags and whatever.
Nationwide.
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't like a where's the beef commercial.
Like this was live.
Right, live.
Which is funny.
There's no second take.
Right.
It was local stuff.
And then the station would close down and they'd put in the National Anthem.
This concludes our broadcasting day.
And now during that National Anthem...
And they only had cigarettes and they're about to...
During that National Anthem, subliminally, while the National Anthem is playing, it's saying,
Bay, conform, consume, do not dissent.
No, I'm telling you it does.
I'm telling you it does, man.
It brainwashes you.
They got subliminal fucking shit, man.
Do they play in the morsel?
Just like the Suicide Tendency Sondre.
Fucking...
They're fucking with me subliminally.
Oh yeah.
Phones are what's killing us.
That's the thing.
That too, man.
What the problem is, is you and I want to do this with our fucking boys.
We gotta do it.
You know what I mean?
We gotta use the technology.
We're using microphones.
We're using a camera.
We're using a Twitter account.
You know what I mean?
But you know...
Oh yeah, this is how we take it back, baby.
Wow.
Take it back.
I mean, freedom of speech is still alive to some extent, right?
Well, they're gonna send to the fuck out of you if you don't like what they say.
We could say whatever we want, because we don't have that many followers, but if we did,
be in the front of the party with me.
If Dems keep getting elected, it's gonna get taken away.
Oh yeah, chances are, after Trump had seen it the other night, though.
I didn't see that.
That was dope.
I didn't watch the entire thing, but yeah.
I didn't see it either, but he made shit out of that broad, man.
Well, what did he do?
They tried getting him a bunch of gotcha questions, and he said, what's going on?
And he just answered them, honestly, and good, and made her look like an idiot.
Yeah, well, no, it was...
What do you call it?
It was a town hall.
So he was just...
So they asked him...
I was like, see an ass town hall.
No, but there was no debate.
They just asked him questions.
He's great, Trump, man.
Well, the woman...
She just kept digging into him.
Do we really need people in their fucking 70s and 80s running this country?
No, we don't.
No, we don't, man.
I was just gonna say it.
It's like, wait a minute.
After they just showed Diane Feinstein in the wheelchair, it's like, wait a minute.
Jesus.
What good company in this country or world...
We're higher this bitch, man.
No, I know.
There's a bunch of geriatrics running it.
Exactly, right.
And it's successful.
None.
Exactly.
We're the only country that...
These guys, they're just hanging on by the threads.
Right.
Yeah, they're hanging on for dear life, but they want to change it.
But they're so power-ungry.
It's like fucking styrofoam or something.
They're very narcissistic.
I mean, dude.
Honestly though, like, what is Diane Feinstein?
What did she accomplish?
I don't know who she is.
Dude, she is so fucking old.
She's gonna be like 90 years old and she's in a wheelchair.
She's a fucking Supreme Court justice.
Well, they should have terminal midst too.
I am not a fucking...
I don't know anything about politics.
I know you don't.
I just think...
That's why I'm here.
Okay.
But I mean, at the same time, if I go to a job and I apply to do something and I'm 55,
and they're like, you can't do this job anymore, do you know what I mean?
Like, somebody's gotta come down and be like, these people are not mentally fit.
Right, right.
But look at the difference.
She's a senator in California.
Trump and fucking Biden though.
It's cool.
Biden can't put a fucking two words together.
Listen, man, this country's been run by buffoons.
He's not the biggest.
He's not the worst.
Yeah, he is.
Right, exactly.
He's just a long line of people that are...
No, but I'm gonna agree.
I think he's gotta be the worst.
The worst.
Biden's been the worst.
He doesn't know what's going on.
It's ridiculous what's happening.
It's kind of me.
It really does this.
And all this stuff that's coming out now about the payments to all his family, and now it's
come out to him in messages, emails, that his wife, when they got a divorce, knew about
payments from like...
Yeah, I would take care of my family.
Yeah, yeah, needles, but here's the thing.
He's stealing it.
They're taking care of fine.
Right, he don't need to play shit.
He's doing some bad shit.
They're taking a fine.
They're taking a fine, they don't need more money.
It had the business.
It had the worst crown.
It really is me.
What business do they have?
And what service do they supply that they're getting all this money from all these weird
contracts?
How about this?
They don't even do anything.
Your kid, your kid's a crackhead.
They stole off the US what they did.
Yeah, yeah.
Your kid's a crackhead.
They took the shit off of China.
They let them buy all the land in here in China.
Everything let China do everything.
That's what they did.
They did all that, like the green union deal.
Where do you think all these middle...
I will let this pass.
Right, it was the one stuff they were getting to China.
Yeah, China owns the rights to all that stuff.
Right, I know.
But trillions in debt to them.
And the strip mining that goes down to get that shit.
It's all Chinese.
It's all...
Electric's not going to make hydrogen.
It will probably take over the future.
Hopefully, I mean...
Just like Trump said, if he gets reelected, drill, maybe drill.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, but you know what, man, this shit is so fixed that...
The whole country can vote for him.
And it will be like they didn't fucking South America just now.
I hope so.
And put the communist guy in.
Yeah, I hope so.
I hope so.
God, that doesn't happen.
This country was built on oil.
And now, all of a sudden, you're going to take it away from the lifeline for the country.
I mean, you just can't...
It's a slap in the face to every country.
Okay, it's like, okay, America, you built you guys up the way you are because of this.
And now you're telling everybody they can't do it anymore?
Right.
And you're telling your own family you're like, I'm not going to fucking take your shit.
And he makes it impossible for these guys that have the oil rigs to get the permits.
He makes it fucking...
The oil of it, yeah.
He makes them jump through these hoops.
It ain't even worth it.
Okay, but they're all about natural gas, though.
Well, no, and if I was Saudi Arabia...
And then they ban natural gas in New York, and you know it's going to be banned in California next.
Yeah, it's ridiculous, dude.
Oh, no, San Francisco already has ordinances on the bill.
Like, if you're building a new house, you have to have electric stoves.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, right.
And New York is the first one to do a statewide.
So you know California's next to do a statewide.
So if the grid goes out, we're completely fucked.
Well, that's not working.
Your car doesn't work out.
Your house doesn't work out.
My niece...
They have control of the grid.
My niece lives in LA, and you can't believe how many times I talk to her, and she's like,
it's hotter than fuck, and we're having a blackout, and none of the air conditioners work.
It's ridiculous.
All the time.
Oh, yeah.
All the time.
Yeah.
No, this is America, dude.
It shouldn't happen at all.
No, blackouts are like fucking Jamaica or something.
Not even.
Jamaica, they got out of their seats.
I mean, I got in third world stuff, you know.
It's not the real...it's just the demand on the grid and the people...
No, it's third world, man.
We're getting third world.
Shame they're happening here.
We're fucked.
Yeah, she doesn't have any air out there.
Everybody wants to change, and change is so good.
Let's go to electric everything.
Let's do this, and then all of a sudden the grid goes out and everybody's...
Everybody's changed.
They want that change, so they have control over it.
Exactly.
You can have propane tanks in your backyard, and you're not going to run out of gas.
Yeah, that's the way to go, though.
Hey, there's a reason why Obama's mansion in the Hamptons, they had the biggest propane
tank put in the ground that anybody's ever pulled permits for.
Wow.
Like gas stations don't have tanks.
Do you blame them for being smart and a hampton?
Well, he knows.
Yeah, I think he had like two...
I don't know if...
Don't quote me on this, but like two 25,000 gallon tanks buried in the backyard.
I wouldn't doubt it.
And it's like, wait, what do you need this much gas...
What do you need this much fuel for?
What's going to happen here?
Exactly.
Because he knows.
He's in the club, man.
He knows.
I mean, he is a president.
No, but he's in the Satanic fucking club.
Oh, no, he's the blood drinkers.
He's the bloodline?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He grew up with the bushes.
Yeah.
Wait, so here, you know Lolo Sotoro?
That's Obama's stepfather.
Okay.
Married Obama's mother.
His real father was a fucking activist fucking black period type guy.
Like Kiki Telling Story though.
Yeah, I don't know what his real father was, but his mother actually married Lolo Sotoro.
Lolo Sotoro's mother actually was hired by George Bush Sr. to...
I may mix up a couple things here, but to get to...
You're pretty close to...
Indonesian government and then Lolo Sotoro was put in charge of like gas and oil of Indonesian...
What the fuck?
Billions.
I mean, the guy in Kenya that they say is his father is not.
That's not actually his father.
That's a fucking coverage story.
Stagefile.
It's all nepotism, right?
It's a coverage story, man.
Close to what you...
Obama went to some premier high school.
Yeah, he was my...
That was big bucks.
Yeah.
What if you look at all these presidents...
If you look at all these presidents from the beginning...
They were on an old arm ride for this.
What the fuck?
How is this first black president?
Who?
Well, here's the thing.
We had a black president.
They put him in Chicago and then they moved him up in the ranks.
He didn't even vote on one thing and they ran him for president.
And then Blagojevics tried to sell his seat, which is amazing.
The greatest Chicago thing ever, Blagojevics trying to sell his seat.
I think Blagojevics is cool.
Well, I'm...
Yeah, nothing wrong with Blagojevics.
I like Blagojevics.
Listen, man, we were in a very corrupt city.
He kept one of our buddies out of jail.
George Ryan.
Yeah, he was nothing wrong with what he was trying to do, really.
Well, you know, it's funny today, Chicago's the Wendy City because they think it's Wendy.
No, no, no, no.
It's because the politicians...
All the hot air that they're blowing.
Which is very funny.
But we're also... I mean, dude, they just found another body in the Chicago River.
It's like up to 15, man.
Well, I saw some kind of post on some guy on his Instagram or YouTube talking about some possible serial killer in Chicago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That the guy's avoiding cameras at all places.
Like, he knows what he's doing stuff.
He has hunting grounds.
Yeah, and like, people are...
There's people, videos of people being like, I was just being stalked by this some person.
It's like walking home at like late at night, two or three o'clock in the morning.
I mean, when's the best time to hunt, right?
You know, hunt during the day.
You know what I mean?
He got a high back.
What did Gacy do as hunting?
Oh, whatever he wanted to, man.
He was doing it today.
Yeah, he owned a company.
I was...
He was actually tied in with the politicians.
Yes, yeah.
He met a... what's her name?
They're all fucking pedophiles, man.
What's his name?
Carter.
Yeah, Carter, yeah.
Yeah, what...
Lady Bird or no, no, Lady Bird or no.
Dude, this is crazy.
Good guys.
Can you get onto these handcuffs?
Do you know how...
Yeah, do you know how tough it has to be to be a serial killer?
Awful.
So you do your thing and now you gotta move the body, then you do what you... you know
what I mean?
You sure talking...
And then some of these weirdos...
It's a profession.
And then some of these weirdos go crazy.
Yeah, take some time.
Yeah, you have to be, you know...
Well, you wonder how these guys have... like, do they have real jobs?
Well, Gacy was like...
Man, he was in the Polish American club.
Like, this guy was doing shit 24 hours a day.
Hey, did you hear one joke about the serial killer Hitchhiker?
Oh, boy.
So, you know, a guy picks up a hitchhiker on the side of the road and the hitchhiker's
like, yeah, what are the odds of, you know, you picking up a hitchhiker and this or that?
He's already...
He's like, no, sorry.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Fucking jokes were...
He's like, what are the odds of you picking up a serial killer?
No, he's like, how do you know what it does to the hitchhiker?
He's like, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?
He's like, well, the odds of two serial killers being in the car at the same time.
Pretty slim.
Yeah.
What do they say, like, the odds like you walk past a serial killer out of like every pundruth person?
I feel like I'm in the room with one.
Yeah, I hope it's not a pundruth person.
You know, the only serial you'll kill is with water.
Every time...
You get some cocoa crisps.
Yeah, with water.
Who eats cereal with water?
There he goes with water.
Yeah, milk is for babies.
You should drink milk.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's milk for babies.
When Jayberg used to work at the...
And also, and as long as...
Why would you drink milk from a baby cow?
But it tastes better in cereal.
I'll tell you that much.
I've never had...
You try it.
I bet you wouldn't even know.
All I remember is water and cereal is when you saw...
What's that movie Friday?
It's Ghetto.
You better put some water on that shit.
Dude, what?
Cut it down.
Yeah, you better put some water on that shit.
Wait, don't waste the milk.
Yeah, because then you put the milk in and like two drops came out.
You better put some water on that shit.
Don't waste it.
Yeah, you gotta see it.
No, very like cereal with water, which is so real.
And so does my wife, you know.
And I'm not forcing her to do that.
No, I guess it's all about when you get used to something, it just becomes natural.
Sure, it's good.
It stays good.
Yeah.
Hints my lawyer in there.
One time, I was on tour and I stayed at this chick's house and in the morning there was
a bunch of freaks in the kitchen.
And I'm like, oh wow, they had like corn pops or something.
But I had that, yeah.
And I poured in there like the milk over there and I'm like, no, when I walk to the sink
and they're all just bust out labs.
They're in Germany.
They're like, this guy's really bad.
Yeah.
He's using milk for cereal.
They just fucking were dying, man.
That's all right, though.
But cereal stinks.
If you're an adult eating cereal.
Yeah, I rarely, rarely eat it anymore.
I mean, especially because now I know too much.
About what?
About the process.
There was a lot of shit.
I mean, there was no good food unless you grow it from an adult.
Right.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Not even because the seeds are fucked.
I said you got to get seeds for the good company.
The good seeds, the heirloom seeds that are old, our gait has all that.
So when they genocide us all, they'll stop eating the plastic shit and then they'll start
growing the good shit again for themselves.
For themselves, yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
No, that's like tomatoes.
Tomatoes aren't anything anymore because you go to a store and get a tomato and it's
like you're biting it to nothing.
Yeah.
No nutrition value.
No flavor anymore.
No flavor.
Right.
Unless you grow your own tomatoes.
Right.
I'll have it in a burger or hot dog.
They say like an apple, the nutrition value from an apple in 1950 compared to now you'd
had to be like 10.
Right.
Yeah.
It's the same with all that stuff.
It's brutal.
No, it's supply and demand quality.
They're getting into farmers.
You grow in your own neighborhood but they're shipping it from half the country away.
Well, it's stupid.
I drive out to my parents' house and there's a lot of farms in between here and Huntley
and a lot of them have sold out and now they're becoming town housing complexes, which is
very scary.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, we do need a sustainable food supply, right?
I mean, I'm not an idiot for saying that, right?
No.
I mean, we have to feed our own people.
You're an idiot for other reasons.
Okay.
I'll take that with a grain of salt, you finook.
But at the same time, you look at these countries with India, a billion people, like how can
you sustain all of this shit?
Like, there is no good way.
You can.
They use the Ganges as their shitter.
Oh, and they're.
The burial ground.
Yeah.
And they bathe in it.
And some of that's how you learn to adapt.
Assen, I mean, if you and I went there and stuck a pinky in the Ganges, we would die
probably within three days, man.
Before going to the hospital.
Oh boy, you're going to die.
You got to cut your.
I don't have a good Indian accent.
Oh yeah, it's contaminated bad.
Yeah.
You think you can see a dead cow floating in there and some ladies washing her turban.
It does not sound like fun, man.
When you say turban, you're talking about her mom.
Not something she puts on her head.
Wow.
She got a herbin.
Yeah.
We'll see some big crabs.
You start looking at the Ganges.
He has this nickname, big crab.
But I mean, we're very lucky to live in this country.
Fuck it, right?
Not for much longer.
God, Antforth, hush your mouth.
It's a run.
Yeah, but if the world goes to shit, this is the last place it's going to go to shit.
Well, yeah.
It'll eventually go to shit, but it'll be the last place.
Well, this is the first place.
Every place has happened, it's happened.
It never stopped.
Once it started, it never happened.
Exactly.
Venezuela went from the richest to the poorest.
We watched it with our own eyes.
I remember seeing it years ago, starting every time I've seen it, every fucking time it
shit happens in the country, it doesn't stop.
The hell goes down fucking hell.
That's what drives me crazy about these people are like, oh, give up your guns, give up your
guns.
What did Mao do?
Took away the guns.
Hitler took away the guns.
And they even, what's his name in Venezuela?
Yeah.
Give me your guns.
Get all the guns.
Australia.
Yeah.
Bolsano.
Get all the guns.
No, not Bolsano.
He's from Brazil.
We're doing it on the box.
I was wondering about this.
The gas price is high.
There's no food in the stores.
No one's doing anything.
We said we could branch the videos here.
Yeah, could be.
You go Chavez.
I forget the whole name.
Yeah.
Everyone's just spending money, wasting their money, spending their money.
Shagaburra is not good.
The people that wear the Shagaburra shirt, they don't even know what the fuck they're
wearing.
They don't want that.
That's not a nice guy.
They wanted to nuke this country.
He wanted to do some bad things.
Not a nice person at all.
They don't realize what he really wanted to do.
Back then especially, there was so many clothes handed deals.
Human missile crisis.
Larry, you wanted an S-Tray brother?
The government was so...
How about a fucking RFK?
The new RFK coming about, fucking JFK.
Which is crazy.
Well, I mean, he's got a good point.
In 50 years, do you think that they're finally going to come clean about 9-11?
No.
They'll never come clean.
They'll not even release the JFK documents.
Yeah, dude.
A lot of men redacted.
Well, a lot's been redacted.
And then they fucking take that black marker and it's like, you know what, man?
Listen, this shit's toilet paper.
Dude, there's been Senate hearings even by talking about the CIA and the media.
Like, do you have people involved?
Oh, yeah, they all are.
In the media, they work.
Well, they're like, well, this is best disclosed behind...
They got plants and shit.
I mean, anybody can infiltrate anything.
They work.
They own the fucking thing.
Listen, if you can infiltrate the Hells Angels, you can infiltrate anything.
Let me tell you.
Well, dude, and especially those guys, Money Talks.
I mean, what do you...
Oh, the Hells Angels?
No, I'm talking about the media.
Oh, the media.
Those guys are bullshit compared to fucking...
But no, you know, Anderson Cooper, he's a Vanderbilt.
Yeah.
They go back.
But he didn't take any of his mom's money.
She didn't give him glory.
Oh, okay.
I'm sure he didn't.
Is this what I told you?
He got plenty of money.
I don't read a lot about Fanux, but I read an article about this guy.
He got plenty of money.
Well, no, but that's a thing.
He got an...
Oh, is there a seed in there?
The CIA.
Did you smell that?
Yeah, it might be.
Holy shit, dude.
They still have weed with seeds in it?
Yeah.
Oh, the fucking shit.
Yeah.
And it's worth taking this motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Dude, I don't...
Discretia!
Man.
The last time I smelled the bean...
Yeah.
And you were in Mexico.
Yeah, back at town.
And she was on her back.
I'll treat to that.
Good at smoking bean.
That was funny.
What was the...
You guys are racists.
Even street behind Adelidas.
What was it?
Strip, Ellie?
What's we called it?
Jesus.
Wasn't there like a real name to it?
No, I mean, I don't know, man.
I barely remember being there, but...
Yeah.
Oh, good times.
Poor Ellie.
Did you guys ever go to Tijuana?
No.
No, man.
I don't know.
I've never been there.
Where's Tijuana?
I've never been to Tijuana, man.
Oh, it's like 20 minutes from San Diego.
I know.
I'm a problem.
I would love it.
But you did the best like strip clubs.
I know.
I used to.
Now it's bad.
But yeah.
Everything is...
You know what?
A Hong Kong club.
They just got muscle.
You know?
I was talking to Dave at practice the other day, you know what I'm saying?
Dude, we're really lucky to go on tour all around the world.
When you did.
At the time we did.
Right now we're not in the same fucking way.
No.
It wouldn't be the party it was.
No.
You'd be bending somebody over and be like, what the fuck is this?
You think I'm okay with this?
Not only that, just traveling in the hatred towards America.
You know what?
Everything.
We kind of have backed ourselves into a corner, right?
Well, our government has.
Well, I'm just saying.
But you know, they'll take it out on you.
Shit runs downhill.
That was when people loved Americans.
They were like, come on in, party in the center.
Right, right.
I mean, I'll tell you what, the intelligent people still understand.
I was in Brazil not too long ago and I met a guy at a horror house.
He was the only guy.
They all know Americans.
They see him.
They can spot him.
Yeah, a mile away.
They get American.
I'm like, yeah, where you from?
I'm from San Diego, this and that.
And the guys are like, oh yeah, I went back to, I traveled right over my bike across the
South of America.
Not South America, but South of the United States.
Yeah, South of the United States.
And he's like, everybody was so nice to me letting me stay in their house.
Every state I went into, everybody was so nice and give fed me this and that.
He's like, you're coming to my house.
I'm having a big party this week and you're staying with me this weekend.
Nice.
So yeah, I ended up partying in this place all weekend.
People like that in this world.
And then you went to Brazil and got your nose kicked in and now your nose is all fucked
up forever.
Right?
Isn't that 50-50 here?
Well, I already had a couple surgeries before that happened.
I'm just saying you were at a bar and somebody accidentally kicked you in the face.
Yeah, well, not accidentally.
Well, got no bra and the bar I left, they got shelfed by somebody's butt.
It's just like anything, you know, and you weren't even looking for trouble.
That's the problem.
When you go looking for trouble, that's if you're like, yeah, you know what I mean?
Once you get in the bra and you bruise someone's ego and shit.
Well, it wasn't even that.
It came to his doorstep.
Well, especially in front of their friends too.
That's what happens.
You know, you can't, and you're not a local.
You're fucking literally thousands of miles away.
You're gonna get your ass kicked?
I don't understand.
No, I was in this, it's kind of funny.
I went with two, a couple of older black guys.
They were actually like Fox News guys in LA.
Oh, cool.
We ended up, just one guy's talking to us.
We want to go inside.
You know, we were staying in Ipanema, like Cove, Cabana.
Ipanema.
And then we went to a town called Buzios.
Like, it's mostly locals.
Sure.
We paid this guy, take us around, show us around and just do everything for us.
Oh, that's fun, man.
Yeah.
You know, so we went to a bar.
We had to borrow one of my other buddies I was with.
He was at a bar hitting on some chick and some guy was coming up behind him.
And I saw you had a bottle in his hand.
He was about to bust a bottle in the back of the guy's head.
My buddy's head.
So I went over and grabbed the fucking guy.
His buddy came and grabbed me.
I got no fist fight with him.
And I body slammed him through one of these like, you know, marble tables.
Got a couple of shots off on him.
And he broke the fight off and I was like, I don't know fucking out of here.
I wasn't going to wait for cops or anything.
So I took off out of there.
But you know, walking home in sandals.
Then all of a sudden I turned around.
Walking home in sandals.
That's the thing he says.
Well, that wasn't sandals.
That's salt life.
That's what life means.
Exactly.
But no, all of a sudden I turned a corner and I was going up the street.
You know, the guy I was fighting and two of his buddies out there.
So I'd take three of them out.
They found you, yeah.
Yeah.
So I got a busted nose out of the door.
Aw, that sucks.
The thing is now, I mean, I've never, they actually put travel advisories on company
in the United States.
Did you see that from different countries?
Well, yeah, we are with the Myrtle Capital.
It's fucking dangerous.
Well, it's not that, the randomness of things that are going on.
We got a lot of insanity.
Oh, guys, one of your great stories.
We locked the motherfuckers up.
Listen, you want to hear a great story?
So listen to this.
My kid's birthday was last weekend.
Oh, nice.
I went to, I rented a trampoline park for two hours for him and his friends.
Nice.
And they had a...
Thanks for calling, buddy.
Oh, man, listen.
You know, you've shown up like American gladiators in a unitar.
I'll be throwing these things around.
Oh, they got a mullet wig on.
They're like, who's here to kiss?
Yeah.
Who wants touchy-feely?
Oh, gosh.
Why is he wearing a unitar?
He's on backwards.
So fucking, we got like 12 kids and it gets to the point of the party.
There's a dodgeball.
You ever played dodgeball in a trampoline park?
Sounds fun.
The walls go up.
So I took like a 200 milligram edible.
I didn't drive my kid.
I just wanted to say, and it was me versus like 12, nine year olds.
And dude, I was like Neo in the matrix.
Like jumping around just murking kids, dude.
Like this one kid caught one in the chest and he went down and they dragged him away
like band of brothers.
They got away from the front line.
Like, because I was getting ready to hit him.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Oh, I'm just jumping around.
You just meet all the parents are watching dying.
Dude, it was great, man.
I love shit like that.
But the kids need to feel that stuff nowadays, too.
Well, that's the problem.
Like they were like, I mean, they were like little kids in there and I wasn't trying to get them.
Taking their heads off.
I mean, but these fucking kids.
But they deserved it.
Those little bastards.
Yeah, they came at me man.
Parents were like, get mine, get mine.
And they have the little balls that you whip and they just arc.
So if you throw a little spin on them.
And I take, oh, right.
You got a little fat kid in the corner.
Time out for him.
I think maybe you shouldn't have so much.
Temple shot.
He's still going on a cheese stick through the fence.
Mom's feeding him a cheese stick.
He's got a fucking.
Hilarious.
He's got a hot dog in his pocket.
Calm down, fat boy.
But it was very funny because I had to meet parents.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, you know what I mean?
The kids parents, they were at the party.
That's what I mean.
I just don't go random.
They were like real parents.
We're the parents.
Hi, are you a parent?
We're the parents at the party.
My tears lary.
So a special child he figures.
Well, no, like, did you meet him at the party?
Were they there?
Yeah, the parents.
Dude, these parents.
I won't use this.
You just met him when they picked the kids up.
Oh, you want to hear something shady?
Someone's favorite.
Take my kids.
They don't even stop the car.
Exactly.
They just push him up in the door and push him out.
The guy's like, when's the party?
Over, I'm like two hours.
He's like, all right, I'll be back.
All right, man, I just met you.
Thanks for giving me your kids.
I didn't sign up.
I mean, Jesus, I mean, I'm not a pedophile,
but this fucking seems legit.
Well, you know, they figure you got a kid that goes to school with their kid.
Get out of the car, junior.
They must be friends.
They came up and they just...
Think about how we were kids.
That's a milf.
I bet.
Couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting the fucking yoga pants with a thong.
Yeah, right.
Shout out to Stinky Sheets.
Damn, Stinky Sheets.
Our new band name.
I love it.
Well, no, but dude, back in the 80s, like going to parties.
You go to a party.
Go to a party.
Or a black party.
You're drinking, dad's drinking a beer as he's driving you to a party.
And like, it's still legal.
Dude, get out of here.
I remember.
I'm going to pick you up.
All right, four o'clock.
Oh, man, I got to tell you guys about the Hillbilly birthday party I had.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't have that.
I was like, I'm like, I'm dead.
I think the Hillbilly.
There was this kid Allen and he was a year older than me in school.
And I think he was maybe about like 10 or maybe he was like his 12th birthday or something.
So we go to his house, his mom died of cancer and the dad was like, didn't know what the
fuck to do with us, you know, we took all these hats like the dad had a bunch of adoras.
So we all had a hat.
We gave us cigars, we played cards, and he let us drink beer.
And then when the first kid threw up, all right, no more drinking.
Yeah, let's all go to the bedroom.
And then he gave us a good talk and he was saying, now don't tell your parents, you know,
that you were drinking here and stuff.
And it was the funnest birthday party.
And we were like, he gave us money and we were betting money.
Jesus, doesn't this, I mean.
Playing cards, smoking cigars.
Life lessons.
Yeah, he's like drinking a beer.
There's a video camera in the corner.
And the kid was like fucking 12.
I was like 11.
Jesus, man.
And then the dad dropped us all off at our house.
He dropped them off.
And the parents figured him up at the house because the house was shambles.
Oh, yeah.
And how did they not know this about, I mean, you could tell by looking at this.
And the dad dropped all the kids off one by one.
And here was the story.
And I was like, good buddies with the kid and I lived real close.
Larry, what year?
76, 77.
No, before that.
Oh, yeah, 77, 77.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I was going to say, dude, 77.
Little Larry just fucking running around.
He was fucking ripped, man.
Yeah, dude, he's drinking fucking.
And this kid at the top birthday party was, he drank beers all the time.
This guy could drive and drink.
He's like, you guys want McDonald's?
The crazy thing was, yeah, like if the dad got pulled over or something, something happened.
The kid in the front seat.
Oh, yeah, but even all the other parents were like, wow, you can't have a poet kid.
You can't go to his party anymore.
Yeah, you're kid with your.
Yeah, it's not like something would happen to him.
A 12 pack of fucking old styles.
Oh, he's straight in the middle.
And that's what we were drinking to his old styles.
And the best part though was like,
the dad didn't know what to do and he like looks around and goes to the closet
and pulls out a stack of old hats that must have been his.
And so we're all wearing these hats.
I mean, look like, you know, 30s gangsters.
He's like pimps and hoes for his party.
But you know what? I got a hand into the dad.
He just didn't sit back and do nothing.
He's like, all right, kids.
He's a wrong kid.
He tried to play poker.
He tried to keep you guys busy.
Yeah.
I mean, while he was diddling each one, he was like, come try your hat.
He was a diddling man.
Wait, to his credit, you remembered this shit.
Oh, yeah.
The best birthday party you've ever played.
It's about what he forgot the problem.
You know, all the bowling parties and all that shit blend together.
But that one, man.
That was bowling, right?
No, that's the one.
Those are the ones that stand out.
We had a lady, we had a lady,
you should have a birthday party for her dog, her Dalmatian.
Every July, she invited neighborhood kids to her dog in the backyard.
And the dog would sit at the table and she'd bring a cake out and everything, man.
Oh, wow.
And you would sing for a dog?
Yep.
Did you feel like a fucking asshole?
Mrs. Burgess, I try to remember the dog's name.
My father, I normally could remember him.
My birthday, dear.
Oh, my God.
I can't remember the dog's name right now.
Oh, that's funny shit.
It was Mrs. Burgess.
My dad wouldn't know the dog's name.
You went to a dog birthday party?
Yeah, every year.
Every year.
Well, there was an old lady in the neighborhood.
The lady cooked food for her king.
Come here, king.
I can fucking remember.
And it was the old, you know, the Burgesses.
Yeah.
She was crazy.
So the guy died, you know, and the older couple in the neighborhood.
The guy died even better.
I like this story.
And they had a pair of Dalmatians.
And there was only one Dalmatian, and we had the birthday party for the one dog.
Did you try to fuck it?
No, of course not.
Jeez, it wasn't your birthday party.
No.
I mean, no.
Hell yeah.
Then another time, we were in front of my, oh, we got to walk with the neighbor's dog.
My neighbor wants us to walk with the dog.
I was not going to get the dog in the basement.
It was a great, big, great day.
Oh, it was funny about your man.
Yeah, it was on the street.
The thing was dragoness.
It was...
I ate a whole jar of chocolate peanut butter for this.
It was a big dog.
Especially when I did great day.
It was a great day.
Huge, giant, great day.
I don't remember seeing too many great days.
No, yeah.
It was huge.
So what did you put the peanut butter?
Show me how Larry...
I got this brand over the neighborhood, you and Chase Tom's.
Just pointing in for us.
That would be funny.
And fourth, because...
Yeah, these kids nowadays, it's like...
Even every time you grow up, every generation, parents, all kids these days, this is like...
Oh yeah.
I think we grew up...
Everybody stinks.
But no, we grew up in the best time ever.
Pretty good time.
I mean, our parents set it off.
It was a pretty good fucking time.
Yeah, because we think it is.
Like they're saying.
So it's better than having your face shoved in a phone and born with a video game.
It seems a lot worse now to be a kid.
My kids, yeah, not going out riding bikes.
A lot were right.
I was riding my big wheel and bike bikes.
I was like two, three years old.
Right.
I was on the side all the time.
My boss said I knew how to ride a bike by three years old.
Yeah.
Every born goes out.
Did you guys ever play kick the can or ghost in a graveyard?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, kids don't do that shit no more.
No, no, no.
That was the time we go mess around with girls and stuff.
Yeah, I used to hide in the bushes with this girl.
Yeah.
I used to hide in the bushes.
Yeah.
And I liked her.
She was kind of cute and she's still hot actually out of all the chicks that got old.
Right.
She still is banging like.
Hides in the bushes, man.
I was hiding in the bush with a girl, Mike.
I didn't care where the fuck, you know, I didn't care about the game anymore.
Yeah.
We know a guy who didn't care about hiding in the bushes.
We should play that too.
Does he?
Well, he got, no, do you hear what I said, right?
No, I didn't.
I said we know a guy who didn't care about getting caught in the bushes.
No.
Yeah, that's fun shit.
Well, you know, it's just old school shit and now it's never going to happen again.
It's not going to revert back to how it was.
No, no, no, the country is ruined, guys.
It will.
No, it's like, no, here, here.
It's ruined, dude.
Someday they're going to look back and go, could you believe they did that with those
phones, right?
Dude, it's cyclical.
Cyclical.
Cyclical, sorry.
Do you ever hear that saying?
Hard times create strong men.
Yeah.
Create good times, create weak men.
Create weak men, create harm times.
And then they become swimmers with the wiener.
Yeah.
Right now, right now it's a bunch of weak men.
Yeah, our grandparents, who's going to step up though?
Our president can barely walk.
Well, it's.
Who the fuck is going to be in this person?
It's the future generations.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're going to be dead.
No, exactly.
Have you seen these people?
But it's cyclical.
People will rise.
It's not that it's cyclical.
It's about core values.
Well, no, because they're going to have to get tough, man.
They're going to have to get tougher.
Well, but the promise is, you guess it.
No, but the thing is, all of a sudden, the same shit will be taught over and over.
It's like Orwell's book.
The same shit.
And then there will be people like, smart people like, this is bullshit.
Well, yeah.
The cream rises to the top.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
But at the same time, you're always going to need someone to stir it underneath you.
You know, you're always going to have to have pawns and some sort of.
And here's the thing about making everybody victims.
It makes them not try.
I don't like that word victims.
That offends me.
We don't like that.
Please report him.
Yeah.
What is that?
What did they call that word?
They call it a victim blaming.
No.
What's that?
What the hell do people say?
Oh, it's one of those words.
Oh, it hurts me.
You want to say space?
I'll give you one right now.
No, what do you call that word though?
It's not offensive, but it's like a microaggression.
Trigger.
Yeah.
Trigger.
Well, now you can't say trigger anymore.
That's what you say.
You can't say replace the N word.
You want to say trigger?
My God.
And these triggers are really loud in the movie theater.
He said that.
But at the same time though.
Yeah, they're going to mistake yourself.
It's like really what the fuck is going on.
What the fuck is going on.
Yeah.
This fucking guy breaking the fifth wall even.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You want to write it down and put it on camera?
But I mean, when the fuck is shit going to change though?
How many people, did you see that police lady that killed?
Yeah, in Chicago.
Yeah, in a black and young black building.
She got off her shift.
Four dudes.
Sad man.
They were on a two hour during a robbery.
Two hour spring of robberies.
And they stole a key.
And well, they tried to rob her.
She resisted and they murdered her.
Wow.
Well, you know why is because they know they can't get away with this shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're fucking.
These guys are getting.
You're never coming.
You're never going to have a jail.
But they were getting.
Well, I was getting ready.
Robberies.
It's a robbery reform.
And then I killed her.
That man had a guy to cut.
This is what happens though.
All of a sudden robberies, they get bored doing it because they've been doing it for so
damn long, getting away with it.
Okay, now we don't give a shit about murder.
I mean, start killing.
That's how shit works.
Sure.
This guy.
Do you know why they killed her?
Because they needed money for a barbecue.
Yeah, fuck.
Makes a lot of sense.
That's what he said.
What?
That was his statement.
And he was on the phone and he's like, I was just doing work.
Oh my God.
What have you done?
They're animals.
Well, it's, I mean.
No, that's fucking.
It's horrible.
Seriously though, man, this is work.
This is work.
Robberies.
I don't have to go to the city.
I'm not going to the city.
No, exactly.
But at the same time though, you're a product of your environment to some extent, right?
Oh, well.
Like, you know right from wrong, right?
Right.
And now for a reason.
You're Bud Light for a reason.
For no key.
Hey.
Put your wife meter on backwards.
That's how you're cruising.
Reminds me of that Instagram post with the electric.
Oh, yeah.
He has a Bud Light in his hand.
He drops his screw.
All of a sudden the camera go pans down.
He steps back up.
He's got short shorts on.
Yeah.
He's like, what the hell?
That's funny though.
Sorry.
Listen, but no, it's just very funny that alcohol.
I mean, think about this.
Okay.
What are the three things I would think of that during a recession doesn't lose a lot
of following?
Oh, alcohol for sure.
People need that.
Food?
Sex.
Yeah.
Well, sex is free.
Yeah.
Well, Jesus.
Jesus, I'm in awe of you.
I've seen your knife.
See how you talk to ladies.
Not if you want a prism.
This guy's like crocodiles on D.
I've seen a knife.
No, that's a knife.
But when are we going to fucking rebound from this shit?
You know, we're not going to be around for the rebound.
Yeah.
Well, no, we're just saying we're finally getting over being woke sort of.
You know what I mean?
Comedy's coming back.
Let's go.
Things aren't being, people aren't being canceled.
Analyzer Bush, get ready again.
Dude, that video you showed me of Oakland was crazy.
Well, you'll still be canceled if you don't go along with the fucking plan.
I hope people try to cancel us.
We'll give them a popular.
It's a great idea.
Did you guys, did you guys see the clip of the old 80s, Bud Light version?
Yeah, with the money.
Yeah, we do.
Playing pool.
It's the woman's pool tournament.
If you win, you win a case of beer and there's all these guys dressed up like women.
Yeah.
Just shooting out of pool.
You remember that?
They're just killing it.
Yeah.
And then you're the champion.
Yeah, you're the champion.
You guys got a buzz, like a hair or something.
No, they're like, oh, he's like, this is the ladies champion and turns around and said,
another dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was like, this is who you have to face down.
You have to deal with that shit.
This is funny.
Now it's like, but seriously, Dylan, okay.
Yeah, how it's done a complete 180.
That dude posted a picture on a can.
That was it.
One of a kind can never being reproduced, never getting sold out.
What do you think?
That can wasn't.
No, it was never reproduced.
They made that can specifically for him.
No, sir.
So for one six pack, they lost billions of dollars.
Huh?
For one six pack, they lost billions of dollars.
Ungrated.
Oh yeah.
From, um, it would never sell commercially.
It never helped anywhere.
Man, listen.
Yeah, the can with the, with the tranny on there never fucking went out.
They're not a can.
Tranny can.
It didn't happen.
The commercial did.
The commercial went out.
If you like now they have like, they've broken up the country into percentages of how much
they've lost and what.
Well, yeah, they can break it down by analytics to see where.
Even the hardcore democratic states are like, but the best is Boys Town is now boycotting
because they won't go with.
Yeah.
The trend.
They don't like that.
Either.
So now they're fucking her.
We're the lady in the tramping this tranny shit.
You know what I mean?
Like they're both chomping at the bit.
Oh yeah.
Guess what's going to happen?
Larry's going to get off.
Someone's got to do it.
Once that surgery happens.
That's all right.
Oh man.
Have you ever seen a post-op vagina?
Oh, is that a thing?
Yeah.
You want a man goes to a woman?
Well, yeah, but.
They actually.
Oh, it's horrible.
There was a lady on Howard Stern called Chavon.
Oh man.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
And she used to explain what she.
Howard Stern is a cunt.
She used to have to.
Yeah, I can't stand him anymore.
I just got to say Howard Stern is a cunt.
Old Howard Stern was good.
Okay, whatever.
He's a cunt.
Before he was fucking cunt.
Back in the days, Arty Lang days.
Dude, I used to whack my meat to fucking Channel 9 when he would come on at night.
Like he was a crazy shit.
No, he was the man.
Isn't that funny though?
He became a wolf.
He was like podcasting is never going to be.
Yeah, right?
It's never ever going to be.
That's what you do, Howard Stern.
That's what you do.
Well.
Which is on a radio station.
Well, he gets paid.
The thing is he's terrestrial.
So not terrestrial anymore though.
To a satellite to some extent.
I mean, I remember listening to that shit with Turbo on the radio and just being like,
Holy shit, how can you get away with this shit?
Yeah.
And then he pushed the limits.
It was great.
And that's what we need though.
People need to push the limits.
But how now?
Where you push the limits on TikTok?
No, you just keep those nap chats.
You keep doing what we're doing.
You evolve.
It's just like the bands.
You start out.
This is what we're doing.
Like our real level.
You got the New York Dolls are dressing like girls.
Then Kiss has to be more over the top.
Then Marilyn Manson has to say it's prosthetic breasts.
It gets more and more fucked up.
To go over the top.
To be over the top.
It's got to be more and more crazy.
Now we're at the point where you can't be over the top.
It's impossible.
What are you talking about?
That Sam Smith dude, they got to dress up like the devil.
Don't fucking tell me you can't be over the top.
Have you seen this?
I don't want to be over my top.
No, listen, I'm being serious.
Would you and I dress like that?
Do you know what I mean?
No, come on, man.
That's the extreme.
And there were children in the front room.
But no, just like you learned.
And now look at how weird it's getting.
The next extreme is being normal.
Yeah, but normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
No one's normal, man.
The next extreme is being conservative.
We are all mentally ill.
A suit and tie like the jazz guys in the 50s.
Just like Pfizer said.
Three pills per person.
You need a pill to make you sleep, stay awake,
and make you feel comfortable around people.
You know what I mean?
We're going to keep you drugged up.
And that's what it boils down to.
Because who the fuck cares about it?
I mean, do you really...
I have my circle of people...
Kiki's yawning, which is great.
But I have my circle of people.
Do you know what I mean?
Keep it tight.
Do you really need a lot of people in your life?
Well, no.
Well, here's the thing.
When's the last time you posted a selfie?
I've never posted a selfie.
Exactly, exactly.
I've never done that.
I understand what you're saying with that aspect.
Yeah.
But the food aspect, the survival aspect is another story.
So you do have to venture out.
And you murder him and eat him.
Look at how big he is.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
He's got to cut his feet off.
You know what I mean?
Fucking...
Give it a fungus.
There you go.
Low-hanging fruit, literally.
That's what we call them, low-hanging fruit.
Start to...
Yeah, you guys have been hanging out at the manhole too much.
Yeah.
That started at the ass.
I hope you're under prep.
AZT and prep.
Dude, what was that movie?
Which one?
Back in the 80s, where that plane of soccer players flew into the 80s.
Oh, and they crashed into the fucking air.
They ended up sleeping alive.
Yeah, they ended up in the movie too.
Coming through.
Yeah, fucking Fanook.
Coming from there.
I see it.
Yeah, Kiki.
I got one.
Kickstart my heart.
I'm not even sure if it's based on a true story.
Yeah, yeah.
They actually had to eat each other.
Well, they started eating the ass.
The fatty parts.
The dead people.
Yeah, it's like, holy, that's got to be rough.
I'd start begging them first.
Got to tenderize them.
What was it?
They're having a rig of mortis.
I'm just having it three-way.
I'm standing here.
Don't judge me.
One guy's got a hat on, the other guy's got a bib.
You're like, fuck, you got a fricking ass.
I was hoping it was going to be the wind.
Where'd you get a tiara from?
Shut up.
I found it from the Sherpa.
That is crazy though.
I mean, think about that.
Landing on a mountain, being manned.
They land.
Well, I'm just saying, being left on a mountain.
And left to your own devices.
Back in the 80s, where they didn't have the technology.
Hey, how about the diner party?
They had to cross the country, getting stuck on diner fast.
And then they had to fucking eat their horses first.
They had to watch out for engines too.
You know what I mean?
Engines are woof.
Yeah, that's rough.
All right.
Well, I mean, we done.
Okay, cool.
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And I want to shout out to Matthew and Russ.
Fuck you.
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Oh, sorry.
Gee, this fucking ass con.
Thanks God for a pollock to come out in nowhere.
Here's the other thing.
He's halfway to the sun waving his brain door.
The most important thing is, shut your mouth.
Hey, Neil, shut the fuck up.
The most important thing is, is tell your friends.
Yeah, speak us.
Like the word, man.
Man, listen, man.
Tell your mom if she doesn't like us fuck her.
No.
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No, wait, stop.
Larry, show him what you're wearing right now.
Look at what?
Oh my God.
He has the enemy in the lab right now.
This protector of...
No, take it off.
This episode's going.
No, no, there's a metal band.
Different metals.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what that is.
Yeah, it's a layer.
Look at it.
You guys are gay.
Yeah.
It's gonna keep you from...
Look at this guy.
He's got the X5G and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh, I know this.
Thanks.
Thanks for tuning in.
I do.
We'll talk to you next time.
I can see the fucking screen.
I keep wondering my ass.
Peace.
Thanks for tuning in.