1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:19,440 No, we're talking about batteries. 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,160 We used to wing batteries to each other. 4 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,480 What kind of batteries? 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,480 D batteries. 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,480 D batteries. 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,080 Because when I was a kid all the toys had D batteries, you know. 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,160 And there was lots of D batteries always. 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,400 All the dildos had D batteries. 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,680 And we winged them at each other. 11 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,680 We didn't go in the basement. 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,080 Now we got double AAAs and shit and double AAAs. 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,600 Hey, wing them on the floor. 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,600 Yeah. 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,600 Hit them on the floor. 16 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,600 Hit them on the floor. 17 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,600 Go. 18 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,680 Alright, hey, welcome to Larry and Needle's Show. 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 I'm Larry. 20 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,680 I'm Needle. 21 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,680 We got Mark here today. 22 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,680 What up, man? 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,680 Four. 24 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,680 How you doing, kiddo? 25 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,960 And he's just talking about throwing batteries at people because he's a fucking maniac. 26 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,640 I think that's what the Phillies did. 27 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,680 I think not the Phillies, but all... 28 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,280 No, a game we played, Battery Wars. 29 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,240 It was a game with kids. 30 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,240 Battery Wars. 31 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,240 And we had batteries. 32 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Why are you getting these? 33 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,680 And we'd wing them at each other, but you know, wing them off the floor. 34 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,680 You'd like to skip them off the floor. 35 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,080 Very close to his face, dude. 36 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,080 I got it, Larry. 37 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,080 Okay, guess who's for sure. 38 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,960 Whipping fucking batteries and what? 39 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:20,960 That's the other guy. 40 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,720 Dude, you know how much batteries were? 41 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,720 That's fucking costly. 42 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,720 Dead batteries. 43 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,720 Dummy. 44 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,720 Dead D batteries. 45 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,720 Fucking dead batteries. 46 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,720 How many... 47 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,720 This man though, I build those. 48 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,720 Don't make a fool of my mama now. 49 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,720 Nah, I'm just kidding. 50 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,720 Aw, I feel... 51 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,720 This is his little sister. 52 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,720 When I was a kid, it was in early 70s. 53 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,720 All the toys said batteries, man. 54 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,720 Everything had batteries. 55 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,720 Every toy you wanted. 56 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,720 I wanted one. 57 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,720 The robot. 58 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,720 Yes, I know. 59 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,720 Everything had batteries. 60 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 And what's your story? 61 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,220 So there was lots of dead batteries around after a while. 62 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,400 And the battery died and the game didn't work. 63 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,400 You took those fuckers out. 64 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,440 Man, I had a lot of those like a fucking deli in here. 65 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,440 So we had an Indian deli. 66 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,440 Throw them and slide. 67 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,440 You got to dig off the floor first. 68 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,440 You'd skip batteries? 69 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Yes. 70 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,440 Oh my God, okay. 71 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,440 Wait a second. 72 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,800 Larry, have you ever heard of somebody skipping batteries? 73 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Down in the basement. 74 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Never. 75 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,800 Any trouble? 76 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,800 Yeah. 77 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:18,800 So this was a game. 78 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,360 Right, we'd set up, we had little obstacles in front. 79 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,840 You could have things to hide behind. 80 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 Obstacles. 81 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Yeah, you'd throw the batteries. 82 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,840 You'd have 50 fucking Colt 45 cans. 83 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,840 Yeah, boxes and stuff. 84 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,360 Like the dump truck, the tonk of dump truck. 85 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,440 You know the big metal dump truck. 86 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,840 You could hide behind that a little better. 87 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,840 We'd just figure the battery off. 88 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,040 Oh my God, let's try to get around this magnum condom. 89 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,520 So we'd have battery. 90 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,040 Oh, it's filled with stuff. 91 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,040 What is that? 92 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,040 The basement was filled with stuff. 93 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,760 I'm talking about the condom. 94 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Dummy. 95 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,520 Anyways, so who's out of this stupid fucking game? 96 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,120 First of all, we did shout out to our followers. 97 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,120 Yes. 98 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,120 Like, subscribe. 99 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,040 We're on Twitter now. 100 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,040 Yes, we're on Twitter. 101 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,520 And Larry and Needles. 102 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Woohoo. 103 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,600 Like I said, we have t-shirts, we have stickers, we're willing to give them away. 104 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,000 You know, kind of, yeah. 105 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 You know, I know Larry wants to kiss your husband, but we're not following up. 106 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Do you have Needles? 107 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Oh, could you get Needles if that was that? 108 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Was that, were you sending Needles and Forrest on the mail? 109 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 No, no. 110 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I think that's a federal offense. 111 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 No, it's not. 112 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 It's just his nickname. 113 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 If you know what, we'll send you Anforth. 114 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Yeah, yeah. 115 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Give us your address. 116 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Right, right. 117 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 And we'll send you a great up Anforth and send them to you. 118 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,440 If you need a dirt bag to take care of. 119 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,440 Yeah. 120 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,560 He only has a little bit of eczema right now, so you're really lucky. 121 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,040 He'll fucking, he could cook, sort of. 122 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 He could cook. 123 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,040 He's not really that clean. 124 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,160 He likes to clean the floors, if you know what I mean. 125 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,160 Oh, stop. 126 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,520 Hey, anyways, back to battery words. 127 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,000 Oh, yeah, so yeah, like I said, thank you everybody for listening. 128 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 420 downloads. 129 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Shout out to Russ. 130 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Woo, shout out to Russ. 131 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Shout out to Matt. 132 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,520 Matt, I hope you get your notes tickled in fucking FLA. 133 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,520 And we got six followers. 134 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Shout out to you, Matt. 135 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,520 What about Tiffany? 136 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,520 Dude, Tiffany. 137 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 Dude. 138 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,520 And the dude is... 139 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 She wants to have a threesome with us. 140 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,520 What are you talking about, Larry? 141 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,520 Don't piss me off. 142 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,520 What are you, does she like to marry? 143 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,520 I'm telling you. 144 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,520 Is she married? 145 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,520 I don't know. 146 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,520 Shout out to yourself. 147 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,520 What the fuck? 148 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:07,520 We didn't say that about her. 149 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,520 She's told me. 150 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,520 She's told you what? 151 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,520 Watch, Tiffany. 152 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:17,360 This is not the stuff you need to be airing on the bed. 153 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,720 And second of all, Larry has no teeth in his mouth. 154 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,720 None at all. 155 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,720 Larry, tell us what happened to your teeth. 156 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,720 Oh, man. 157 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,720 The tooth fairy came and took them back. 158 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,720 All right. 159 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,720 They were repossessed. 160 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:28,720 Yeah, they were repotting teeth. 161 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,720 That's what I told my wife. 162 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,720 She's like, what the fuck is going on? 163 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,720 I said, yeah, you know, I owe all that money and he said, motherfucker, until you pay. 164 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,720 Now, but here's what really happened. 165 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 You were back on fluoride. 166 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,720 Yeah. 167 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,720 So I cracked down my teeth. 168 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,720 His needles pointed out last time. 169 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,960 So I thought the guy was just going to glue that shit back together and he's like, yo, 170 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,040 dude, we got to fucking send the shit back into the factory. 171 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,320 And I'm like, what? 172 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,960 He's like, you fucking destroyed that shit. 173 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,960 You're back to the factory. 174 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,960 Factory. 175 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,760 And I'm like, man, come on, really? 176 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,440 And he's like, yeah, dude. 177 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,960 So you have posts in your mouth. 178 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,960 Yeah. 179 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,960 And what? 180 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:10,960 Boy, and it's not, you have metal posts. 181 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,160 No, no, no, those aren't posts, man. 182 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,920 What those are? 183 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,920 Those are screws. 184 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,920 Okay. 185 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:17,920 What? 186 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,920 No, listen, but they come out because those are just there. 187 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,200 So the fucking gums don't heal over the holes that are there. 188 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,200 Close up for the teeth. 189 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,200 Yeah. 190 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,700 Take a fucking earring plug to go in. 191 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,700 Right. 192 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,700 It's like a tranny vagina. 193 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,700 Yeah. 194 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,700 Yeah. 195 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,700 Yeah. 196 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,700 Keep the hole open. 197 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,700 People wound gone. 198 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,700 Where else the pussy goes away. 199 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,800 Electable tranny vagina. 200 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,960 It's always so then the fucking so the left. 201 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,600 So the let's see the right side fell out last week. 202 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Yeah. 203 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,600 It didn't fell out. 204 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:56,280 It cracked it up and what happens is underneath this underneath the teeth part now is a metal 205 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,280 fucking piece. 206 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Yeah. 207 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 It's a fucking bridge basically. 208 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 Yeah. 209 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Your fucking teeth. 210 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:05,040 So Larry goes into the fucking guy and he's like, hey Larry, give us the rest of your 211 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,120 teeth because they're all fucked up. 212 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,120 Yeah. 213 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,160 So now Larry has how many little things on the top? 214 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,160 Four. 215 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,160 Four. 216 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,160 How many do you have right now, Larry? 217 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,160 How many what? 218 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,160 Three, right? 219 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,160 What? 220 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,160 You lost a post. 221 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,160 I had to go get one. 222 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,880 I had to go rush to the fucking thing, dude. 223 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 That thing was already. 224 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,880 So Larry was eating. 225 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 My mouth is killing me. 226 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:29,160 I got shot up with novocaine and it's wearing off now because he had to put the thing on 227 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,800 and it took him, I had to wait an hour for the appointment. 228 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,720 That shit practically healed up already. 229 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,200 He's like, oh man, this is going to hurt. 230 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 And I'm like, oh fuck dude. 231 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,200 Man, this is going to hurt. 232 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 He goes to your asshole. 233 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,200 I was like, oh no, the bill is on five. 234 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,200 I saw him bounce. 235 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,200 He's like, why are you bedding me over the table? 236 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Yeah. 237 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,040 He said this is going to hurt because you bend over a little further and not. 238 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,240 You need to check your rectum. 239 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,280 And so is it weird if you wake up from a dental appointment and your pants are off? 240 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:58,000 No, I mean, if your dick's out, then that'd be worried, but it'd give you nitrous. 241 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,720 But anyways, yeah, and I'm grateful that the guy squeezed me in due because I bet you are 242 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,720 squeezed in. 243 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:08,800 My regular dude wasn't there and it had to be done because if that fucking thing healed 244 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,320 up for like the whole weekend or some shit, I would be fucking. 245 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,320 It would bend right in the post. 246 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,320 Yeah, I bent that motherfucker. 247 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,080 You bent the post and it was all fucked up though. 248 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,320 Man, take care of your kiddos. 249 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,320 Let me tell you. 250 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 Yeah, that's going to be painful for a while, dude. 251 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,440 It's not a fucking, nothing to trifle with, shall we say. 252 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,440 Sure, a lot of burns a little bit. 253 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,960 They're the only bone that doesn't grow back, right? 254 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,960 That's it, man. 255 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,800 Once you fuck your teeth up. 256 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,800 That's it. 257 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 They're all gone. 258 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 That's it, man. 259 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 They're taking mine out soon, man. 260 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 Why is this guy a gay? 261 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,120 Mark's getting his fucking shit pulled because... 262 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,120 So all of your teeth are going to get pulled. 263 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,080 That's what happens when you party too much. 264 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,640 I only got 16 of them. 265 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,640 What's happening to me? 266 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,640 You only got 16 teeth? 267 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,640 Was it 52 teeth in there? 268 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,640 32. 269 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,640 32. 270 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,640 Thank you. 271 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,640 So you got almost half, man. 272 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,640 That ain't bad. 273 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,640 Yeah, they're all in the front. 274 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,640 I got no backs. 275 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,640 That's all right, man. 276 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640 You got your glamour teeth. 277 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,640 You're still a dime piece. 278 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,640 Yeah, no, they got a... 279 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,640 There's a super sensitive... 280 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,640 I can't even drink cold water if it's too cold. 281 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,640 Oh, man. 282 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,640 Well, maybe you should drink and not put it on your teeth. 283 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,640 How's that? 284 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,640 Well, it's just running past it. 285 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,640 It hurts. 286 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Like, how? 287 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,640 Except when you blow, dudes. 288 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,640 You know what I mean? 289 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,640 You just jam their wiener into your teeth. 290 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,640 Yeah. 291 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,640 They're super sensitive. 292 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,640 And so they got to go. 293 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,640 They got to go. 294 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,640 I don't know. 295 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:21,640 And 90s dentists said, I'm doing... 296 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Dude, they're going to tear all your teeth out. 297 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,640 I just... 298 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,640 It hurts. 299 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,640 I go... 300 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:30,140 I go to those dentists and they're just taking me along, doing pulling teeth and doing things 301 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:31,640 and cleaning whatever they just... 302 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Here's the thing. 303 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 Yeah. 304 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,640 And so now it's like, okay, well, we're going to start fitting you for the dentures. 305 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,640 And they're like, what? 306 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,640 What? 307 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,640 Who are you, man? 308 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Motherfucker, I don't know. 309 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,640 Now, here's the thing, man. 310 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,640 This is... 311 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,640 And Mark, you probably agree with me on this. 312 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,640 And this is a word of advice to the... 313 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,640 This might be bad advice. 314 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,640 I told you I get a good denture. 315 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 It was a word of advice, right? 316 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,640 But this is advice to the people out there. 317 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,520 You know, you get root canals and all that shit. 318 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,640 And then you just got to keep going back and fucking around. 319 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,640 You just pull that fucking shit. 320 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,140 Don't smoke crack. 321 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,140 Copious amounts of it. 322 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,140 Yeah. 323 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,140 No dude did it. 324 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,140 That might not. 325 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,140 It might hurt your fucking teeth. 326 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,140 But still, all right. 327 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,140 But you know what? 328 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,640 The people that haven't done drugs still have bad teeth. 329 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,640 Yeah, it's true. 330 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,640 So it's not... 331 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,640 Helitosis is the worst. 332 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,640 Helitosis is the worst. 333 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,640 What is that? 334 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,640 What's that? 335 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,640 That's like a bad breath. 336 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,640 Oh, okay. 337 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,640 You know what I mean? 338 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,640 Like your breath smells like a diaper rubbed in Indians. 339 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,640 Helitosis is the worst. 340 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,140 But you can't control shit like that. 341 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,640 They actually have medications for it, which is horrible. 342 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,640 It's not like a bad tooth. 343 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,640 Like you got a rotten tooth. 344 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,640 Well, rat fucking his teeth were falling out, man. 345 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,640 They were loose. 346 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,640 Like you could move him around like a baby. 347 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,640 Yeah, I wonder why. 348 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,640 Why do you think... 349 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,640 I know. 350 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,640 I know. 351 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,640 I know. 352 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,640 I know. 353 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,640 I know. 354 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,640 I know. 355 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,640 You know what? 356 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,640 I lived with the guy for a while. 357 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,640 Like you watched him brush his teeth? 358 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,640 I guess I did. 359 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,640 He had a two-ish brush. 360 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,640 I guess I did. 361 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,640 You're not even being specular. 362 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,640 I saw the toothpaste and shit. 363 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,640 I saw the toothpaste and the brush and his fucking... 364 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:56,640 And his plastic. 365 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,640 He started drinking that biotein shit. 366 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,640 You know that... 367 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,640 What the fuck is that? 368 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,640 It's his special mouthwash. 369 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:04,640 At first his dentist told him about it. 370 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,640 This is like... 371 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,640 Well, no, man. 372 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,640 He said he drank it. 373 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,640 You know, lint is in his fucking mouth. 374 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,640 What the fuck, Larry? 375 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,640 It's not... 376 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,640 It's less alcohol. 377 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:13,640 It doesn't burn his... 378 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,640 It's less alcohol. 379 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,640 It doesn't burn his... 380 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,640 It has no alcohol in it. 381 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:17,640 It doesn't burn it. 382 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,640 But no, here's the thing. 383 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,640 His teeth actually got stronger and weren't wiggly. 384 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,640 Yes. 385 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,640 You wiggled them? 386 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,640 Yes. 387 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,640 He showed me. 388 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,640 Yeah. 389 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,640 He said, look. 390 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,640 Man, this is the craziest story I've ever heard. 391 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,640 Because he came over and he said, look at my fucking teeth. 392 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640 And they're all loose. 393 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,640 But he was still partying, though. 394 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,640 Yeah. 395 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,640 Yeah. 396 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,640 So, I mean, do you think this teeth were getting stronger or no? 397 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,640 No. 398 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640 Exactly. 399 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 What they did. 400 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,640 They messed up hard again. 401 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,640 What they actually... 402 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,640 The opinions expressed on this fucking recent... 403 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,640 No, but here's the thing. 404 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,640 I already... 405 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,640 No, this shit actually fucking made his teeth more solid and shit, man. 406 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,640 A view of that needle is a part of it. 407 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,640 Okay. 408 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,640 Yeah. 409 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,640 Exactly. 410 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,640 How do you know they made his teeth stronger? 411 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,640 Because he fucking told me, dude. 412 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,640 He was my best friend. 413 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,640 Okay. 414 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,640 So rat, rat told you his teeth were stronger. 415 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,640 I'm drinking a what? 416 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,640 A biotea drink. 417 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,640 Biotea drink. 418 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,640 And then while he was still partying, probably doing Yeyo. 419 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,640 Right, right. 420 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:14,640 So you think, okay, I mean, Yeyo motherfucker's got a placebo effect. 421 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,640 That's what it is. 422 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,640 No, dude, his teeth were fucking stronger. 423 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,640 How do you know? 424 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,640 Because it wouldn't shake around anymore. 425 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,640 How many times is he shaking his teeth? 426 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,640 He would show me all the time. 427 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,640 He would be like worried. 428 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,640 My teeth are falling out of my head. 429 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,640 He'd go, hey, where's the chair? 430 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,640 Hey, where's the chair? 431 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,640 My fucking teeth are falling out of my fucking head, man. 432 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,640 Fuck, man. 433 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:38,640 And at the time, I was, you know, a few years younger and I still had. 434 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Oh my God. 435 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,640 I was like, fuck, dude. 436 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,640 But I was losing my back teeth already and shit. 437 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:50,640 And fucking, and he was like, I didn't have wisdom teeth. 438 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,640 I didn't have wisdom teeth. 439 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,640 Well, that's why you're stupid. 440 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,640 No, that's why you're stupid. 441 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,640 Come back Larry. 442 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 I'll tell you. 443 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,640 Here's my theory about wisdom teeth. 444 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:07,640 Wisdom teeth are like for when you were a caveman and like the end of your life when all your back teeth are rotten. 445 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,640 Yes. 446 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,640 Those new teeth come in. 447 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,640 So you got something to chew with at the tail end of your life. 448 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah, but sometimes they come back and they come in. 449 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,640 And because you only live to like be 25. 450 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,640 Back in or on the side. 451 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,640 Yeah, but I know, but they were cavemen and here's the thing. 452 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,640 Man, you mean a caveman with a tail end? 453 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:25,640 The other teeth are gone by the time those come in and they only live to be 25 years old or 20 years old. 454 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640 Right. 455 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,640 Right. 456 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,640 So they, so when the wisdom teeth came in, it was perfect timing. 457 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640 It was like them getting their false teeth in nature. 458 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,640 Right. 459 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640 You came in a lot earlier. 460 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,640 I am so advanced that I didn't have wisdom teeth. 461 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640 Oh my God. 462 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,640 Because I don't develop a gene for it. 463 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,640 Right. 464 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,640 You know the black Israelite? 465 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,640 Mark knows. 466 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,640 I really hope not, man. 467 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,640 Because I don't like this. 468 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,640 I don't like this leery Israelite thing. 469 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,640 I had five wisdom teeth. 470 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,640 I had black hood on. 471 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,640 He keeps on doing a black power symbol. 472 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,640 I don't like this leery. 473 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,640 Oh, get the fuck out of here. 474 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,640 Here. 475 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,640 Smoke this bitch. 476 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,640 I had a fifth wisdom tooth fused to the other one. 477 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,640 Oh, no shit. 478 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,640 Yeah. 479 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640 It's very rare. 480 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,640 Here, give me this fucking thing. 481 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,640 Yeah. 482 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,640 Get off your phone, you ass clown. 483 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:10,640 And it's very rare. 484 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,640 It's called a supernome. 485 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,640 And it's really rare. 486 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,640 And usually it's only found among Eskimos. 487 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,640 Oh, no shit, man. 488 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,640 Yeah. 489 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,640 Well, maybe you're part anyway. 490 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,640 Wait a second. 491 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,640 Wait a minute. 492 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,640 Wait a minute. 493 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Yeah. 494 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Slow that back down and let's replete. 495 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,640 We had a fifth wisdom tooth. 496 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Supernome. 497 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Where did it grow behind the other one? 498 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640 Yeah. 499 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640 Yeah. 500 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Tatched. 501 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640 Yeah. 502 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640 To the other tooth, yes. 503 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,640 So you had an X. 504 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,640 And how about this, man? 505 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:40,640 When you got that shit, you look like a fucking chipmunk, dude. 506 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,640 Holy shit, man. 507 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,640 It was like a cartoon. 508 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,640 He actually had the fucking thing tied around his head. 509 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 Like a cone or a dolly. 510 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,640 No, like a thing tied under his chin around the top of his head like they would do on 511 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,640 like Huckleberry. 512 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,640 Yeah. 513 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Sideways. 514 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,640 Sideways of my job. 515 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640 He looked like a chipmunk. 516 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,640 You can smoke that. 517 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,640 He looked like them chipmunks, you know, those little cartoon chipmunks like Disney. 518 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,640 Yeah. 519 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,640 His fucking, that's how swollen his fucking face was. 520 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,640 It was horrible. 521 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,640 No, not like chipmunks. 522 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,640 But similar to them. 523 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,640 He's got nuts in his mouth. 524 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640 Yeah. 525 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,640 Just the swelling, it hurt. 526 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,640 It was so swollen it hurt. 527 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 Yeah. 528 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,640 Like the Disney squirrels on fucking Cinderella or some shit. 529 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,640 Plus it hurt because of the shock, too, because he was chiseling it. 530 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,640 He literally chiseled it out. 531 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,640 It was fucking inside ways. 532 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,640 Dude, when I had it, too, was behind it. 533 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,640 When they fucking, you know, like curved, you know, they curved still. 534 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640 It was like behind it. 535 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640 You don't even see it really. 536 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,640 Oh my God. 537 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,640 They gave me nitrous. 538 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 What a fucking mess. 539 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,640 You can listen to old music. 540 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640 Sure. 541 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,640 And all I remember is fucking hearing them motherfucker crack the teeth. 542 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,640 Yeah. 543 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640 Dude, man. 544 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640 Mouth pain is the worst pain. 545 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,640 I had fucking, I heard him crack in my shit. 546 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,640 I used to date a girl that liked mouth pain. 547 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,640 God, crack. 548 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 Like, uh. 549 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640 And punching the mouth. 550 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640 No, no, no, no, no. 551 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,640 No, no, no, no. 552 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,640 The toothpicks in between her gums. 553 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,640 Oh my God. 554 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,640 And she would want you to, like, push down and, like, oh man. 555 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,640 What the fuck? 556 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640 What do you mean? 557 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640 I mean, fucking it. 558 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,640 Who the fuck would want mouth pain, though? 559 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,640 That's like the crazy shit I ever fucking heard. 560 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640 I tell ya. 561 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,640 And needles is there to give you the prescription. 562 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,640 Oh, God. 563 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640 I tore apart my gumballish. 564 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,640 You need two toothpicks of fucking pain. 565 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,640 Doctor ass, I'll let you service. 566 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,640 I literally tore it. 567 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,640 I just got, I just lift up my, I just lift up my hand. 568 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,640 Hey, you remember that fucking, remember that doctor? 569 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,640 The case for insura. 570 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,640 Remember that doctor thing, a friend she gave me, you know, said, Dr. Ben Dover? 571 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,640 No, I didn't. 572 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,640 It was fucking hilarious. 573 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,640 I had no idea on it all. 574 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,640 Yeah. 575 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,640 It was like a long doctor thing, you know, like a white gown you'd be operating in. 576 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,640 Like a white coat, eh? 577 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,640 Yeah, it was funny. 578 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,640 Dr. Ben Dover. 579 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,640 You know what you see? 580 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:51,640 These fucking places are starting to, like, mushroom places are popping up. 581 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,640 It's $3,500 to do a controlled trip. 582 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,640 What the fuck, man? 583 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,640 No. 584 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,640 We're doing a controlled trip right now. 585 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,640 Man, that sock is bothering me very so bad. 586 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,640 Ugh, it's like a camel foot. 587 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,640 I bought this sock in Poland, man. 588 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,640 You bought one sock? 589 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:12,640 Well, I bought a, man, dude, if you could just, you could just summarize the Polish nation. 590 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,640 I got free one sock. 591 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,640 It's a one sock. 592 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,640 No, I came with a set when I bought it. 593 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,640 How they know this? 594 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,640 But you lost the other one. 595 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,640 It looks like a camel foot, you ass monkey. 596 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,640 I know, you know what though? 597 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,640 I just, I don't want it, I just want to cover my feet. 598 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,640 I don't need it to be all the way on. 599 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:35,640 It's, it's five times too big and the worst part is, is it the last? 600 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:42,640 No, it's great when, when you get it this stretched out, it took me years to get it to look like this, where it's nothing to it. 601 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,640 Stretch that motherfucker out. 602 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640 Thumb in a bush or whatever. 603 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,640 What I'm talking about. 604 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,640 Dude, ugh. 605 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,640 Man, feet are the worst. 606 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,640 You're not looking at my feet, man. 607 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,640 Yeah, I'm wearing socks, motherfucker. 608 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,640 I mean, I'm not looking at his feet though. 609 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640 God, bless it. 610 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,640 The Robin's increase. 611 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,640 I feel like I'm at, you ever see a camel? 612 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:06,640 No, I know they peak, people talk about camel toes, but this is their actual camel toes. 613 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,640 He looked like he kicked a pile of coal. 614 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,640 Yeah. 615 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,640 Anyway, you're familiar with the hobbit? 616 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,640 Anyone out there? 617 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640 The hobbit boy. 618 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640 The motherfucker looks like the hobbit. 619 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,640 He doesn't even have much hair on him. 620 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,640 No, but the shape and shit. 621 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640 Who's that? 622 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,640 You're feet are the only ones wearing sandals. 623 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,640 Yeah, I know, I'm getting very hobbit-ish in my... 624 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,640 You think? 625 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,640 Oh my God. 626 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,640 Man, you're... 627 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,640 You know, I got neuropathy in my feet. 628 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640 Those are my fucking feet, I haven't covered them shit. 629 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,640 They feel great, I'm a sandal though. 630 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,640 I can't wear shoes. 631 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,640 They just took the shoes, ooh, it's too... 632 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,640 Oh no, they feel all swollen in my feet. 633 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,640 They feel swollen. 634 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,640 I couldn't tell. 635 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,640 They feel that way. 636 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,640 You look swollen. 637 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,640 Yeah, I mean... 638 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,640 And no, well, shoes on is really, really, really bad. 639 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,640 Constricting too tight. 640 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640 You think you can lose a foot at one of those? 641 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,640 These sandals are nice. 642 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,640 No, they're not right when you look in too good. 643 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,640 They just feel that way. 644 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Huh? 645 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,640 It's neuropathy to nerve them all to bat the bottom of the foot. 646 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,640 No, it's only bad. 647 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,640 No, I see needles, I see where his foot was so fucking swollen. 648 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,640 Yeah, my leg was full. 649 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,640 His fucking pants, the one leg would be loose and the other leg's tight. 650 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,640 And I'm like, holy shit. 651 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,640 Ever? 652 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,640 Yeah. 653 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,640 And the leg behind me walking, literally dragging the fucking leg. 654 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,640 It weighed so much. 655 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,640 It's like the West Craven, the Shocker. 656 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640 Yeah. 657 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,640 I was dragging it behind me, fuck man. 658 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,640 Trying to make it catch up to you? 659 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,640 That's all right. 660 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,640 You're like, the only thing that's doing not bad decisions, that's why your leg is dragging. 661 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,640 Oh, god. 662 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,640 We're about to get in some shit and the leg's like, oh, I am full, we're gonna lose you. 663 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:42,640 So, hey, I gotta give a shout out to No Shirt Nick too because last, last episode, you guys, 664 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,640 you'll notice man, we might've had a couple of technical difficulties. 665 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,640 What are you doing? 666 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:52,640 I'm just saying, I wanna shout out to my brother, that fucking told me how to fucking hook it up straight, man. 667 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,640 Yeah, he's my remote satellite producer. 668 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,640 He's a satellite remote producer. 669 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,640 I mean, this fucking guy's never stepped foot in the fucking room. 670 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640 Show up, man. 671 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,640 That's all right. 672 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,640 We know where you live, Nick. 673 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,640 But he knows how to tell me what to do over the phone, so it works, man. 674 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Yeah. 675 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,640 That's the only way he can handle me with that phone. 676 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,640 Shout out to my nephew, Alex. 677 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,640 Yeah. 678 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640 Okay. 679 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 So, Ian Forth. 680 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640 Cool kid. 681 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:22,640 Ian Forth watched TV last night and I wanted to fucking open up about it. 682 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,640 Italian Thor. 683 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,640 Yeah, well, no, fucking no. 684 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,640 That's a good one. 685 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640 Italian Thor. 686 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640 That's a great one. 687 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,640 Italian Thor. 688 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,640 But what's the original name of? 689 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,640 Italian Thor. 690 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,640 Valiant Thor. 691 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,640 Valiant Thor. 692 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,640 Valiant Thor. 693 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,640 He's an alien. 694 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,640 I don't know what that means, so I'm very... 695 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,640 The name of an alien. 696 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,640 You don't know the original story about an alien. 697 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Ian Forth. 698 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,640 How many fucking times do I gotta tell you? 699 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,640 Okay, okay. 700 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,640 No, yes, well, I'm gonna tell you then. 701 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,640 Valiant Thor, right? 702 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640 I know, you told... 703 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,640 It's pretty cool. 704 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:56,640 He came from Venus in a spacecraft and he landed in Virginia. 705 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640 Who did? 706 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640 Valiant Thor. 707 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,640 That's his name. 708 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,640 God given. 709 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640 God given. 710 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640 Valiant Thor's man from Venus. 711 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640 That's his parents gave him. 712 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,640 Whatever they believe in. 713 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,640 His benusion period. 714 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,640 The story goes. 715 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640 A spacecraft landed. 716 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,640 How big was he? 717 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,640 He was a... 718 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640 A normal size. 719 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 A normal size. 720 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,640 Probably had a huge space hog. 721 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640 Regular guy. 722 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640 That's what they called him. 723 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,640 His nickname was Space Hog in high school. 724 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640 Yes. 725 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640 As a matter of fact. 726 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640 Alright, so keep going. 727 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,640 Neato's nickname was Black Hole. 728 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,640 They found... 729 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640 Oh, Larry. 730 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,640 They took him to the... 731 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:29,640 He said he didn't see the president. 732 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,640 He said, take me to your leader just like they say on the funny cartoons. 733 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,640 It sounds like a movie. 734 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,640 You guys fucking watch Shrooming. 735 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,640 It is a story. 736 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,640 Man, you are so unconfident with the shit you bring to this table. 737 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,640 You're so unconscious. 738 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,640 No, it's a story that they... 739 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,640 No, you're actually conscious now. 740 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,640 It's not really real. 741 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640 It could be real, but it's not real. 742 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,640 It's a story. 743 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,640 What kind of disclaimer are you giving to the story that you... 744 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,640 If you watch on Asian aliens, they'll act like the guy is a real person. 745 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,640 This guy is no Giorgio. 746 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,640 I'm going to tell you that right now. 747 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640 His hair is similar. 748 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,640 Pop a doppelgast or whatever his name was. 749 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,640 But it actually, you know, not really. 750 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,640 It's not Pop a Doppelgast. 751 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,640 It's Giorgio... 752 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,640 Oh, yeah. 753 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,640 I can't pronounce it. 754 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,640 Yeah. 755 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,640 To Socolox or something like that. 756 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 Zoccolos. 757 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,640 Yeah, yeah. 758 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,640 What's it called? 759 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,640 Swaggy. 760 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,640 Yeah. 761 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,640 Swaggy. 762 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Swaggy. 763 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,640 Giorgio Swaggy. 764 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,640 Swaggy. 765 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,640 Swaggy. 766 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640 He's a guy that's been doing Agenauer. 767 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,640 You know, you heard about flaming tea. 768 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,640 Giorgio fucking Saginaggy. 769 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 Saganaggy. 770 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,640 Whenever I go there, I ask him, give me a Nagasaki. 771 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,640 And they look at me. 772 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,640 You know what I'm talking about. 773 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,640 Robin yelling Asian Nagasaki. 774 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,640 Like on fire. 775 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,640 So they take it, so they take Valiant Thor to Eisenhower, right? 776 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,640 You're telling the story? 777 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,640 I'm just helping him along where he left off. 778 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,640 Right. 779 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,640 So he wanted to tell him that. 780 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:04,640 He was so Venus. 781 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,640 All right, we'll keep talking. 782 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,640 What is a talking? 783 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,640 You're like a lawn mower. 784 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640 Popeye. 785 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,640 Okay, your story. 786 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,640 Valium. 787 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,640 Valiant. 788 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,640 Whatever the fuck they say. 789 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,640 Valium Thor. 790 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,640 They had them all together. 791 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,640 They went from Virginia anyways. 792 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,640 They got these other guys. 793 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,640 They went from Virginia anyways. 794 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,640 They got these other people. 795 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,640 And the whole thing, they went on underground trade to the White House. 796 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,640 And you believe in this? 797 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,640 Valiant Thor, right? 798 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,640 It was all about the nuclear weapons. 799 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,640 It was all about basically the nuclear weapons. 800 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640 And he won them. 801 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,640 The weapons, yes. 802 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640 So this fucker comes from outer space. 803 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,640 He says, yeah, don't fuck around the nuclear. 804 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,640 This is the worst story I've ever heard. 805 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,640 Well, Mark is just an excellent storyteller. 806 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,640 I heard this from the fact that we should have one. 807 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,640 I'm just, for some reason, I'm telling it. 808 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,640 You just talked about it for the last 30 minutes and now you can't talk. 809 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,640 All right, yeah. 810 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,640 All right, tell us about your mom's pancakes. 811 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,640 Come on, stop. 812 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,640 Oh, man, it's a sticky situation. 813 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,640 Oh, man. 814 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,640 Wouldn't that say that's hot on the grill? 815 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,640 Everyone's got slat before breakfast, right? 816 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,640 Haven't you? 817 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,640 Yeah. 818 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,640 Yeah, come on. 819 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,640 I've never once slacked before. 820 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,640 I'll fuck, man. 821 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,640 70s kids got slapped before breakfast. 822 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640 I really can't blame her. 823 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,640 But it was, it was a, more than you were often at the house for a while there, man. 824 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,640 Yeah. 825 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,640 I mean, oh my God, because the radio would be blaring and the cartoons would be blaring 826 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,640 for the other room and she'd be going back and forth with those fucking clogs on. 827 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,640 Tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum. 828 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,640 Oh, yeah. 829 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,640 So fucking influence. 830 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,640 Back and forth. 831 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,640 Mom's fucking morning love, man. 832 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640 Hey, stop. 833 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640 You're fucking telling us. 834 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,640 Yeah. 835 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,640 And force mom used to wear wooden clogs. 836 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Well, everybody knows that. 837 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640 In the house. 838 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,640 They were Dr. Scholes, man. 839 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,640 Yeah. 840 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,640 Everybody had him in the 70s. 841 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,640 Okay. 842 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,640 Well, I don't, I'm just saying, I never heard that. 843 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640 We talked about this the other day. 844 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,640 Yeah. 845 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,640 Anyways, she was like, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock. 846 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,640 She would wear wooden clogs. 847 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,640 Did you live in an apartment? 848 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,640 No, man. 849 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,640 No, no. 850 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,640 Okay. 851 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,640 Well, I'm just, I don't know, answer. 852 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,640 But it's still, I mean, you heard it. 853 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,640 There was a tile floor and there were wooden clogs and it was, oh my God. 854 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,640 Here's an old fucking house all morning long. 855 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,640 So. 856 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,640 Clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock. 857 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640 It's gonna be nuts, really. 858 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,640 And then she cooks your breakfast. 859 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,640 Yeah. 860 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640 She, it blows her heart, you know. 861 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,640 She tried to cook for three really bratty fucking kids, honestly, you know. 862 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,640 Man. 863 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,640 And she was there at a party to do it, though. 864 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,640 It blows her heart. 865 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 She really did. 866 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640 She tried every morning. 867 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640 Yeah. 868 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,640 She was down there every morning doing her best to fucking. 869 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,640 Hey, take the water off that drum. 870 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640 And thank you. 871 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:50,640 She would, anyways, I just, one morning I came down. 872 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,640 And I just said, it sounds like Mr. Red's making breakfast. 873 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,640 But you don't want to tell. 874 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,640 How big was your mom? 875 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640 Little. 876 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,640 She was a little tiny little bit. 877 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,640 Yeah, I mean, she wasn't so fucking. 878 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,640 You tell your, you compare your mom to Mr. Red. 879 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,640 So then she smashed him in the face with the hot frying pan, building pancakes. 880 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,640 Well, who's fucking, this guy can't fucking get it out. 881 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,640 It's so shrooms, man. 882 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,640 But yeah, so she threw the fucking home. 883 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640 He's like, I'm not high. 884 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,640 I got the whole fucking frying pan, everything right, right in my face, man. 885 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,640 You took the fucking hot cake in the hot pan. 886 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,640 Yeah, right in my face, man. 887 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640 Shit. 888 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,640 Right in my face. 889 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,640 You burned it? 890 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,640 A little bit on the edges. 891 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,640 But there was like. 892 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,640 That'd be great if you had the pan on. 893 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,640 The stove was still raw. 894 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,640 The stove was running down my face. 895 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,640 The raw pancake batter. 896 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,640 All the women in your life have abused you. 897 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,640 Yeah, pretty much. 898 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,640 Yeah, that's Mary. 899 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,640 We just came to his origin story. 900 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,640 Yeah, yeah. 901 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,640 Yeah, my mom. 902 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,640 They really, that's where it began. 903 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,640 I know, man. 904 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,640 It becomes home is where the herd is. 905 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,640 Oh, I got a little bit of my mom. 906 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,640 She tried. 907 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,640 She's great. 908 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,640 You can't blame her. 909 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,640 I don't know. 910 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,640 Hey. 911 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,640 Blame her for what? 912 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,640 Smash him in the face with the hot pan. 913 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,640 No, I didn't blame her. 914 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,640 No, I was doing it. 915 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,640 Yes, we can blame her. 916 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,640 I won't blame her. 917 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,640 I don't blame her. 918 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,640 One bit for that. 919 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,640 My mom fucking stabbed me once, man. 920 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,640 I was 13, 14, girl. 921 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,640 Larry, this is murky waters. 922 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,640 We're getting into it. 923 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,640 I know, but. 924 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:23,640 I was fucking, I was like about 15, 16 years old and I'm tripping on acid and I'm in the 925 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,640 kitchen and I got a tambourine. 926 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,640 Oh, I will stop. 927 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,640 She's like, Larry, stop doing that. 928 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,640 I'm back at that. 929 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640 His mom calls him Larry. 930 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,640 Stop doing that. 931 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,640 Stop doing that. 932 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,640 Dug it, dig it, dig it, dig it. 933 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:41,640 And then she's like, ah, and she fucking had this large turkey like carving fork in her 934 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,640 hand. 935 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,640 It was fucking really sharp, man. 936 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,640 How did she get that? 937 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,640 I don't know, she was doing the dishes and shit. 938 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,640 It sounds like a Turkish fucking sound sack. 939 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,640 And she fucking stabbed me right in the fucking. 940 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,640 She opened it and grabbed the carving fork. 941 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640 No. 942 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,640 Yeah, I see. 943 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,640 How did she get that? 944 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,640 She said, oh, look, look, look. 945 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,640 And did you stop playing the tambourine? 946 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640 Yeah. 947 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,640 Well, good fucking AM. 948 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,640 I was like, holy fuck, you stabbed me. 949 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,640 Yeah, good for AM. 950 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,640 I told you to stop doing it, motherfucker. 951 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,640 I'm gonna tell you, it's your fucking luck she didn't do the gullet, dude. 952 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,640 I know. 953 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,640 She's got some guts, dude. 954 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,640 Oh man. 955 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640 She shaked my dad once, too. 956 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,640 Well, we can talk a big Joe about that next time. 957 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,640 Yeah, I will. 958 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,640 He'll tell the story. 959 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,640 It's my asshole sons on acid in my fucking kitchen cleaning. 960 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,640 I'm gonna tell you right now. 961 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640 There's two ways of doing this. 962 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,640 I did deserve it. 963 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,640 The socks are my way. 964 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,640 I deserved it. 965 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,640 Huh? 966 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,640 I definitely deserved it. 967 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,640 You didn't at the time you didn't probably think you did. 968 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,640 No, I was shocked. 969 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,640 I was fucking shocked. 970 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,640 You might as well make you bleed the shot of playing the tambourine. 971 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,640 Who the fuck plays a tambourine when they're on acid? 972 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640 You know, man. 973 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,640 I fucking finooked. 974 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,640 This is crazy. 975 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,640 I fucking was laying around. 976 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,640 I picked it up and... 977 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,640 It was laying around. 978 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,640 I'm a fucking musician. 979 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,640 That shit's laying around. 980 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,640 And you know what the funny thing is? 981 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,640 There's a tambourine right in here. 982 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,640 Yeah, they're everywhere. 983 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 I know. 984 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,640 Hey, have you ever heard of aquamation? 985 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640 Nope. 986 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 Tell me about it. 987 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,640 This is a new thing, man. 988 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,640 This is what they've been doing. 989 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,640 Who's they? 990 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,640 The people that are undertakers and shit. 991 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,640 The government really with dead bodies. 992 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 993 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,640 Morticians. 994 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,640 Well, not really morticians, but more like the state and like... 995 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,640 You even listen too much iron man. 996 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,640 County. 997 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,640 No, and here's what it is, man. 998 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640 What they're putting in the water. 999 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640 It's fluoride, I guess. 1000 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,640 It's liquid. 1001 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,640 No, no, no, no, no. 1002 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,640 They're liquefying the dead. 1003 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,640 They're liquefying corpses. 1004 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,640 And they're spraying the shit on our fucking food, you know, on the crops. 1005 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,640 They're putting in our drinking water. 1006 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,640 We're committing cannibalistic acts unbeknownst to us. 1007 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,640 And it's part of their fucking satanic fucking ritual. 1008 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,640 There's human DNA in almost every food that you could fucking... 1009 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:08,640 You fucking cut open a tomato and there's going to be human DNA in there because they're 1010 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:14,640 spraying the food with this aquamation liquefied humans, man. 1011 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,640 And because they have no... 1012 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,640 They're figuring out ways to get rid of the people. 1013 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,640 They're using the bones for something else. 1014 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,640 They're calling it calcium phosphate. 1015 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,640 Calcium phosphate. 1016 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640 Wait a second, okay, we're on for years. 1017 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,640 So you're going to tell me that there's a fucking lab where you put a person in it. 1018 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,640 Yeah, and it looks like a tube. 1019 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,640 Hey, I let you talk, ass clone. 1020 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,640 Okay, fuck that. 1021 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,640 You better make it good. 1022 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640 So wait a second, you got tanks. 1023 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,640 How many fucking bodies can you do today? 1024 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,640 One, I don't know. 1025 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,640 They didn't get into that specific. 1026 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,640 Well, I mean, it's fucking eight. 1027 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,640 So... 1028 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,640 But they showed the fucking process. 1029 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,640 They showed the whole human body. 1030 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:55,640 Except the people on this video I saw on fucking the internet and what it was, everything's 1031 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640 gone except for your bones and they fucking... 1032 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,640 They crushed your bones? 1033 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,640 They crushed your bones up and they make it into this calcium phosphate stuff. 1034 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,640 And they use it as filler and food and everything. 1035 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,640 They use it everywhere. 1036 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,640 They use it on everything, man. 1037 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,640 Man, this is so farcical. 1038 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,640 You sprayed the... 1039 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,640 It's not. 1040 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,640 No, it's not. 1041 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,640 You used it at the hotel. 1042 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,640 You sprayed on the salad. 1043 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,640 You put it on the salad in the business. 1044 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640 You put it on the salad. 1045 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,640 It's calcium phosphate. 1046 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,640 What are you talking about? 1047 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,640 He was a fucking working in restaurants for years. 1048 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,640 It doesn't mean shit. 1049 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,640 It's calcium phosphate. 1050 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,640 We used to sprinkle it on the salad to keep it from growing brown. 1051 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,640 And it's fucking human bones, man. 1052 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,640 It's human bones, I find out. 1053 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,640 Well, they do jello with hoofs of fucking animals. 1054 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640 Yeah, yeah. 1055 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,640 But you know, that's not cannibalism. 1056 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,640 And people buy and move from a human. 1057 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,640 That's that. 1058 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,640 That's not cannibalism. 1059 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640 People take stem cells. 1060 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640 Yeah, yeah. 1061 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,640 Listen, man, you know what? 1062 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,640 It's not cannibalism. 1063 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,640 I'm gonna tell you, you think that it doesn't shock me that we tricked by the government 1064 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,640 to eating ourselves? 1065 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,640 It's just like Soylent Green, you know, that fucking movie where they're feeding the people. 1066 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,640 Soylent Green. 1067 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,640 They're feeding the people to the people. 1068 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,640 Yeah, I understand that. 1069 00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,640 But... 1070 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,640 Saturday Night Live, what are you talking about? 1071 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,640 Isn't that from Saturday Night Live? 1072 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,640 No, that was... 1073 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,640 No, it's an old movie from like the 70s, man. 1074 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640 No, but they... 1075 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,640 I thought they did a Soylent Green thing on Saturday Night Live. 1076 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640 Oh, maybe they did. 1077 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,640 I don't know. 1078 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,640 Yeah, what the fuck? 1079 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,640 How about this, man? 1080 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,640 How about what, Larry? 1081 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 Kathy Huckle, the governor of New York. 1082 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,640 Already outlawed natural gas in the state. 1083 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,640 Come on. 1084 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,640 Yes, listen to this, man. 1085 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,640 Yeah, it's great for me. 1086 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,640 I'm an electrician. 1087 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,640 Yeah, I know, but it sucks for the people. 1088 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Thank you, Larry, for talking about how my pockets are... 1089 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,640 It sucks for the people, though. 1090 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640 Fuck you, Antford. 1091 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,640 You're one of them assholes, huh? 1092 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,640 You sell out the country to fucking get yourself rich. 1093 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,640 You're one of them fucking people like... 1094 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,640 The kids. 1095 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,640 Yeah, and the guy we got at the top. 1096 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,640 Oh, you should make... 1097 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,640 Joe Biden? 1098 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640 Yeah. 1099 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,640 All right. 1100 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,640 Okay. 1101 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640 I can't believe it. 1102 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,640 They're not gonna... 1103 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,640 Yeah, it got approved already. 1104 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,640 It's the first statewide ban in the nation. 1105 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:07,640 What? Starting in 2026, any building under seven stories cannot have natural gas pumped 1106 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,640 to it, and starting in 2029 for all buildings. 1107 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,640 Wow. 1108 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,640 Thank you very much. 1109 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,640 In New York City. 1110 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,640 Oh, my God. 1111 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,640 Now I can come and do my trade very well. 1112 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,640 Yeah, but the electric is more... 1113 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,640 No natural gas hookup starting in this December. 1114 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,640 Hey, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. 1115 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,640 This December. 1116 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,640 What the fuck? 1117 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,640 Now you... 1118 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,640 Okay, but now you want to do natural gas. 1119 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,640 That's good shit, man. 1120 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,640 Well, you're gonna cook, man. 1121 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,640 Huh? 1122 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640 You're gonna cook on electric all the time? 1123 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640 It sucks, man. 1124 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,640 It sucks. 1125 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,640 Yeah. 1126 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 It sucks. 1127 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,640 I'd rather cook with fire. 1128 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,640 But the funny thing is now they're pushing electric cars, so now you gotta... 1129 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,640 That's so you can't go anywhere. 1130 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,640 Everything's on electric. 1131 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,640 Yeah. 1132 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,640 Okay, so listen, what? 1133 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,640 It takes like a week to fucking charge one of those cars fully and you can only go 300 1134 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,640 miles. 1135 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,640 They don't want anyone to have to be able to go anywhere, man. 1136 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,640 Oh, my God. 1137 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,640 It's like a house of monkeys in here. 1138 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,640 Oh, fuck, man. 1139 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,640 No, listen, Larry. 1140 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,640 Okay, so what happens... 1141 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,640 What happens... 1142 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,640 There's no need to start off with natural gas. 1143 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,640 That's ridiculous. 1144 00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,640 All right, so you live in the city. 1145 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,640 You're charging your car. 1146 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,640 Oh, rolling blackout. 1147 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640 Yeah. 1148 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640 Right. 1149 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640 You can't charge your car. 1150 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,640 Now you don't got a fucking car. 1151 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,640 And you can't cook it, neither. 1152 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,640 Exactly. 1153 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,640 You can't do nothing. 1154 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,640 If you had gas, you'd be able to cook. 1155 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,640 Right, I know. 1156 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,640 You could have some light if you had gas, too. 1157 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,640 Yeah. 1158 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,640 Light, too. 1159 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,640 Or if you had fireplace. 1160 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,640 Or if you had fireplace. 1161 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,640 You start that fucking light up an eye, man. 1162 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,640 Right. 1163 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640 So they control us even more. 1164 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,640 Light up an eye, mother fucker. 1165 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,640 The more electricity they get us on. 1166 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640 The more electricity they get us on. 1167 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,640 Yeah, it is. 1168 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,640 It's not really... 1169 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,640 It's all about control. 1170 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,640 I mean, there are little fucking... 1171 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,640 It's all about control. 1172 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,640 It's all about control. 1173 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,640 It's all about control. 1174 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,640 You see, there's a solar generator, they got it, though. 1175 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,640 It's a little solar power generator. 1176 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,640 It's awesome. 1177 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,640 Yeah, there's a little solar panel. 1178 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,640 She's up to generator. 1179 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,640 You know, there's energy, and you can use it. 1180 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,640 Yeah, how many watches it produce, though? 1181 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,640 Plenty. 1182 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,640 You run a whole house off it, I guess. 1183 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,640 Plenty isn't a number. 1184 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:48,640 But okay, I'll figure it out. 1185 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,640 I don't know. 1186 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,640 Yeah, you run a whole house, you know. 1187 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640 Everything you need. 1188 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,640 Enough shit to make a family. 1189 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,640 Enough wattage to fucking kill someone. 1190 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640 You just yourself. 1191 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,640 I mean, you gotta... 1192 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,640 I'm more than a couple years old. 1193 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,640 Kill those and wigwams. 1194 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,640 Right, I don't need to much it off. 1195 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,640 Right. 1196 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,640 I could probably live off my car socket. 1197 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,640 I mean, we all know you got a... 1198 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,640 I mean, when are you gonna start your own... 1199 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Mark needs 12 volts. 1200 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,640 No, he needs 120. 1201 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,640 When are you gonna start your OnlyFans account? 1202 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640 My who? 1203 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,640 OnlyFans. 1204 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,640 I don't understand, what's that? 1205 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,640 You don't know what OnlyFans is? 1206 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640 No. 1207 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,640 There, you want to educate him? 1208 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:23,640 OnlyFans, it's like where you go and people pay money to see you do sex shit. 1209 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,640 I don't know. 1210 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,640 Show your junk, fuck people. 1211 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,640 No, you can show one nut. 1212 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,640 You can do whatever you want. 1213 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,640 No, no, no. 1214 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,640 There might be people that are into just one nut. 1215 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,640 Right, I get it. 1216 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,640 I get it. 1217 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,640 How about your fucks? 1218 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,640 No, I don't want to... 1219 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,640 Ah, man, if you had followers for your foot, I would... 1220 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,640 Dude, we're making a fucking OnlyFans for your foot. 1221 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,640 I was just looking at my foot. 1222 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,640 Ah, man. 1223 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,640 What's wrong with my foot? 1224 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,640 What's wrong with your feet? 1225 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,640 Dude, that motherfucker doesn't even have an... 1226 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,640 Oh, man. 1227 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,640 The nail is like not even eight of an inch long. 1228 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,640 I had to cut him short because of the, you know, I got... 1229 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,640 Yeah, because... 1230 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,640 Sorias is... 1231 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,640 He's been fucking wrenching on cars with those things. 1232 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640 Monkey foot. 1233 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,640 Yeah, it's a shame, dude, it's bad. 1234 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,640 Instead of stink foot, he's got monkey foot. 1235 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,640 Dude, it's horrible. 1236 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,640 You got monkey foot. 1237 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,640 It hurts, man. 1238 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,640 You think I like this shit? 1239 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,640 It fucking hurts. 1240 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,640 We could find a lady that could do it. 1241 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,640 They twinkle, they tingle. 1242 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,640 That's what we think. 1243 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,640 Well, that's what you put in your fucking description. 1244 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,640 My feet are tingling through your... 1245 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,640 Tingly feet. 1246 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,640 My feet are tingling through your... 1247 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640 My feet are tingling through your... 1248 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,640 My feet... 1249 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,640 And my toes don't work. 1250 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,640 Oh, man. 1251 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,640 That's... 1252 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,640 You know how they feel when they don't work? 1253 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,640 They feel real stiff. 1254 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,640 Well, because you don't do too much. 1255 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,640 Oh, you're very fucking... 1256 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,640 What's it, get atrophy, eh? 1257 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,640 Right? 1258 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,640 Yeah, atrophy. 1259 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,640 If you don't use your shit, you get atrophy. 1260 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:56,640 This guy just cleans the floors. 1261 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,640 All day long. 1262 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,640 He's not cleaning the floor today, though, man. 1263 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,640 No, he's doing actually pretty good, which I admire. 1264 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,640 Oh, stop it. 1265 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,640 Thank you, Ann Furth, for showing up. 1266 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640 You know what? 1267 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,640 Fuck it, man. 1268 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,640 Kid's gonna be the kid. 1269 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,640 Okay. 1270 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,640 What else, man? 1271 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,640 What else? 1272 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,640 Ann Furth, we got a lot to talk about. 1273 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,640 What about the king and queen? 1274 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,640 Do you dig on the coronation? 1275 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,640 I know you're an Illuminati fan. 1276 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640 Yeah. 1277 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,640 How about this, man? 1278 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:32,640 It was six months, six weeks, and six days. 1279 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640 Fuck. 1280 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:38,640 From the time the queen bitch satanic queen died. 1281 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,640 Yeah, where are you? 1282 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,640 Okay, how did they corroborate this evidence? 1283 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,640 Put him, well, because, man, they know when she died and they know when they made him 1284 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,640 the king. 1285 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,640 It's out there, man. 1286 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,640 The numbers are, the numbers are, she died on this fucking day. 1287 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,640 Okay, well, where did you see this correlation on the internet? 1288 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,640 On the internet. 1289 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,640 Yeah. 1290 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,640 What? 1291 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:03,640 You know, it really would be like seven months and two weeks, but the truth is, it's six 1292 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,640 months and six weeks. 1293 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,640 You're just lying to our listeners. 1294 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,640 I'm not lying to our listeners, man. 1295 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,640 I apologize, Russ. 1296 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,640 You guys Tiffany. 1297 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640 What are they? 1298 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,640 How are the numbers? 1299 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,640 No, they all know. 1300 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640 They don't know. 1301 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,640 Those people are smart enough to know that I'm right. 1302 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,640 You just said you were lying. 1303 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640 I'm not lying, man. 1304 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,640 You're lying totally. 1305 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,640 This is a pretty good question. 1306 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,640 No, man. 1307 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:31,800 It was six months, six weeks, and six days to the day that, and it was on the sixth that 1308 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,640 fucking the king was coronated. 1309 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,640 Right. 1310 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,640 King Jagoff or whatever. 1311 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,640 Charles, right? 1312 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,640 Charles, yeah. 1313 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,640 King of England. 1314 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,640 Yeah. 1315 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640 Which is also 666. 1316 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640 I know what I mean. 1317 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,640 Charles King of England. 1318 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,640 I had something like that. 1319 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,640 It makes 666 as well somehow. 1320 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,640 The name, the title, and the territory. 1321 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640 Of what? 1322 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,640 That's how you get these numbers in the name. 1323 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,640 That's what it is. 1324 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,640 Man, you two fucking, I'm only just talking about numbers. 1325 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640 Yeah, dude, there's numerology, man. 1326 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640 It's numerology, bro. 1327 00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,640 Yeah, yo. 1328 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640 Dude, that should be it. 1329 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,640 It's over your head. 1330 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,640 It's our new t-shirt. 1331 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,640 It's numerology, bro. 1332 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,640 It's over your head. 1333 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,640 It's numerology, man. 1334 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,640 This shit is over your head. 1335 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,640 It's over your head in the territory, I guess. 1336 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,640 You don't even know what that means. 1337 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,640 Mark knows what I'm talking about. 1338 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,640 Yeah, that's even worse. 1339 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,640 That's your two fucking retards around the scene. 1340 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,640 Nah, man. 1341 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,640 Just because you're on the same couch, you need to be separated. 1342 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,640 We're the smart ones over here. 1343 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,640 Oh, really? 1344 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,640 Mm-hmm. 1345 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,640 Okay, tell me how is that? 1346 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:31,640 Because you don't know that the, you're asking, how do we know that it was six weeks, six months, 1347 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,640 all that shit? 1348 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,640 Because that's how much time pass. 1349 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,640 That's how much time pass. 1350 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,640 No, we won't. 1351 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,640 We won't. 1352 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,640 Don't look it up on his phone. 1353 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,640 Bro, look it up on his phone. 1354 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:41,640 It's not like we make this shit up, Mike. 1355 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,640 If we're gonna fucking talk shit, we're gonna do it right now. 1356 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,640 Well, you know they're fucking devils, right? 1357 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,640 No, wait a minute. 1358 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,640 Did you see the film with the grim reaper walking through the fucking sonomations? 1359 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,640 Devils gonna kill them. 1360 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,640 Stop, stop, stop. 1361 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,640 They're aliens. 1362 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,640 They're reptilians. 1363 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,640 Okay, what are you saying? 1364 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,640 When they were to make an... 1365 00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,640 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 1366 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,640 they were at 666, or what are you saying? 1367 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,640 Then when they made the king, they're not so educated. 1368 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,640 When they coordinated the king was 666... 1369 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:14,640 No, no, no, no, no, six months, six weeks and six days later. 1370 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,640 Six months, six weeks, six days later. 1371 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,640 Yeah, that's how... 1372 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,640 Dude, you fucking psychopath. 1373 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,640 Listen... 1374 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,640 Yeah, that's how fucking evil these motherfuckers are. 1375 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,640 No, that's you being... 1376 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,640 In Westminster Abbey, listen to this... 1377 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,640 That's not a coincidence. 1378 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:33,620 Yeah, Westminster Abbey when they were doing the King's coronation the fucking grim reaper walked by 1379 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:39,480 All the people know there's no smoking in here man open the door no smoking in here 1380 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:45,840 Well, you got a smoke cigarettes in between the episode will be over and you give a cigarette and then you smoke weed in here 1381 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,440 That's it. You get back to your fucking rhetoric the 1382 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,500 The rhetoric is the king 1383 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:59,300 When the fucking coronation happened all the royals in the whole room you see their faces like they saw 1384 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:04,180 Yeah 1385 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:11,920 Very very evil cosplay they're very fucking evil those fucking people very very satanic 1386 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200 Oh, yeah 1387 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:23,460 Ceremonial third devil listen there's fucking satanic fucking devil you have a higher echelon of people around you 1388 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,580 No, they are they're satanic 1389 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:34,420 Antichrist and the Roman the Roman Vatican too. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes the pope. Yeah views of and 1390 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,100 The crowns of the beat 1391 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:46,140 And the other the other thing is is a queen of England that the 1392 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:53,180 The royalty thing and all the things are those beasts that keep appearing I guess and I don't know story 1393 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:57,540 Yeah, right right right right like that they all represent that 1394 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,740 Russia 1395 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:09,580 Right and they all got a little story there the bear the eagle dragon that whole deal right? Yeah damn religion is such a money grab 1396 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:15,960 Yeah, right either way, but well, you know that the Catholic thing is so fucking. Oh my god. It's devil or other 1397 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:23,100 Fuck little kids for one thing. Yeah, please stop the priest and shit 1398 00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:26,460 You never heard of 1399 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,580 It seemed like sometimes it's like the opposite 1400 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:36,900 You know 1401 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,260 The whole thing about the Sabbath 1402 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:48,980 What the fuck is that that's what a lot of this is about that's what gonna boil down to is that shit who's bound down to 1403 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:53,740 Who's gonna boil down to you down to is this war about the Sabbath day? I swear to God 1404 00:41:54,220 --> 00:42:01,340 That's what they change the Sabbath. Yeah from Saturday to Sunday. Yeah, and then no you know, hey, you're devils man. Yeah 1405 00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:03,100 Yeah 1406 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,100 Yes, siri 1407 00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:08,340 All about man check out this giant lighter 1408 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:13,460 Christ look at the size of that zippo. Is that cool or what fuck? Yeah? 1409 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:16,260 I wish I would have had this in the old days when I was a bad boy 1410 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:21,940 Cooking on the road yeah, you cook one big spoon 1411 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:32,220 Oh, yeah, I'm a chef boyardish shit big fuck yeah, I'm gonna put a couple put an eight ball or quarter ounce in there at a time 1412 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,660 Oh man, we're gonna have a good time 1413 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:48,020 Infiltre what are you doing for Christmas Christmas? 1414 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:56,100 So here's a good story when when Mark's niece was a very very young baby like to he bought her topple 1415 00:42:56,100 --> 00:43:03,380 All these little pieces man like a thousand things she could have swallowed. Yeah, it says real big on there for and up 1416 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,020 He's like, I mean this to my niece. I'm like dude 1417 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:11,820 You better get her something different. It's gonna you're gonna kill her 1418 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:18,580 And then we played we ended up playing topple here for a while. It was fun. Yeah, but it was funny 1419 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:21,340 How many little pieces she was gonna joke on? Yeah 1420 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:24,980 Children of little things 1421 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:31,700 Right well especially when they put the age for as a game on there and you buy something that's and then you two idiots 1422 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:36,340 Are there are super rising? I didn't fucking buy the game topple it was a game 1423 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:38,500 We tried it. They had to put the balance of things 1424 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:42,340 The balance of what the belly you put the chip Jenga 1425 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:46,340 It was like a bad no, it's like a flat board that balances on a spindle 1426 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:54,660 So it's like literally balancing it and it's got little like checkered chips on there like sorry pieces and you 1427 00:43:55,220 --> 00:44:00,460 Take them off and put them on and try not to make the thing topple over and you could stack the pieces 1428 00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:01,740 That's how you do it 1429 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:05,780 You start out with nothing and you keep putting your pieces on board tilt 1430 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:12,300 Yes, and then you add to it. Yeah, and so you got to put it in the right spot to keep things straight 1431 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:15,580 Fucking anxiety. Oh, yeah 1432 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:21,060 It's a Christ. It's a fucking mind fucker. Oh, you can't fucking 1433 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:27,440 The funny thing is is that people didn't know what anxiety was until someone told us what it was right 1434 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:34,300 I'm just popular till they ever started catching it. This fucking asshole's got to take two gyms. That's called anxiety 1435 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,240 To Jim Mark over 1436 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,160 But and then we fucking realize you know what? 1437 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,960 Drugs are pretty good, right? 1438 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,920 And then they're like, oh, no, they're not you shouldn't give your kids fucking riddolin 1439 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:55,360 You should all these you really shouldn't here. We go your kids nine years old give them rid of him fucking high and math 1440 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,320 Syracuse give him. I was taking the contact cold pills 1441 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:05,240 Yeah, I was taking contact cold pills. I was sneaking in the morning and taking the contact cold pills 1442 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:13,560 This was in this was before fifth grade fourth grade. I was doing this. Wow. Yeah, cuz I knew they got me high 1443 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:18,400 I felt good everyone gave to me when I had a cold, you know, and I need to clear up my nose 1444 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:24,440 But hi, yeah, I remember that speedy feeling. I was one your fucking head to tingle 1445 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,960 Yeah, and I was really paying attention though in school too. I'd noticed I really was focused too, okay? 1446 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,360 And so I started stealing them in the morning and taking them all the time 1447 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:38,680 Until they're all gone. Yeah, and then I finally realized he just shit out of you with a frying pan 1448 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,080 Doing don't do that. I can't take you 1449 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,140 Hey, you can't but I can needles have ever been beaten down with a fucking like a shoe 1450 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:55,780 Yeah, besides Jay that time I like from your mom like with a wooden fucking clogger a shoe like a wooden heel 1451 00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:57,540 I heal 1452 00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:59,540 Those old 70s fucking 1453 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:04,460 Getting the fuck beat out of you all crazy story. So Jay bird and I went to 1454 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:10,780 My parents went on a cruise and Jay bird and I fucking you know my younger brother 1455 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,420 Went to my fucking grandma's in my aunt's house 1456 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:20,380 My aunt asked let's call her. These were hardcore fucking meatball throwers 1457 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:24,900 from the old country, you know, they were sauce monkeys and 1458 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,540 My aunt 1459 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:33,300 Never married because she took care of my grandma. No man 1460 00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,300 That happens all the time with those old doors are Italian thing like 1461 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:39,860 suitors and 1462 00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:47,060 They all that mean they were there was 13 of them in Italy. Sure. I mean my mom tells me stories that they would eat underneath the table 1463 00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:53,580 Who's the who's the youngest one was the one that stayed with the moon? No, the oldest oldest one oldest 1464 00:46:54,860 --> 00:47:02,820 She was a bad bitch. Let me tell you man. So they fucking my parents go on a vacation they take a boat Florida and 1465 00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,620 Mark 1466 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:11,580 I'm fine. I'm always there so fucking 1467 00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:14,260 We go outside 1468 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:21,500 Fucking around my aunt hits us with the biggest wooden spoon you've ever seen. I'm talking about a sauce stirring spoon 1469 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,140 Big one my grandma 1470 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:30,260 Have those any day the worst spoon was that plastic red Betty Crocker spoon man 1471 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:33,460 Oh man that motherfucker hurt worse than the wooden spoon 1472 00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:40,460 The what the it was a plastic one. No, no, no, no, no, dude. This was a different kind of plastic 1473 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:44,700 This was one that you sent away for and it was a Betty Crocker 1474 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:49,020 Spoon and it was this thick red hard old-time 1475 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:56,980 60s plastic that was heavy and man that fucker hurt like hell. It was hard as shit 1476 00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:02,500 It wasn't soft at all. Well, obviously did where she hit you in the bad the worst is the back 1477 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:06,820 I don't care about the back the back is the worst 1478 00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:10,500 But you know what fucking muffed over a couple times 1479 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:14,940 I got the shit be out of my brother for something I did my mom beat the fuck out of her 1480 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:17,520 She did yeah, go ahead man like one of them. I 1481 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:24,180 Fuck so bad. I still 20 rocks. Look at all them fucking giant joints. Can you break? I was a horrible kid 1482 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:27,300 I was a horrible kid. Not only was I taking speed in fourth grade 1483 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:32,540 You fucking got your brother fucking wrong. He beat me 1484 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:36,380 Summer in the summer 1485 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:43,580 She was a wait a second how old are you in fourth grade like nine young that means before fifth grade even yeah 1486 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:48,620 910 years old maybe yeah young I mean wait you can take it speed 1487 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,620 What kind of speed the can't the cold? 1488 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:56,740 Oh, it was an amphetamine it was right at sense and then means it was amphetamine they sold it 1489 00:48:56,740 --> 00:49:02,580 It is our sort of console. They're many metal and fed him in your mini nitrate and whatever 1490 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:06,940 Okay, so keep going where does this story end so but also I was through that 1491 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:10,780 She was a waitress and in the summertime. I would wake up in the morning 1492 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:15,300 We did the there's a supermarket shit across the woods. We have a great place to go up 1493 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:19,500 But anyway, so I'm in her purse. I would take money every time it's a couple bucks 1494 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:25,300 Oh, man, you're nothing crazy right and I was bad my mom would fucking kill me kid 1495 00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:29,020 But never a lot for one day. There was nothing in there. I'm mom though, too 1496 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,860 There's nothing in there for 20s and I took a 20. Oh 1497 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:34,740 Yeah, yeah 1498 00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:49,260 Mother fucker what she was like motherfucker. Yeah, she caught us at the roller rink anyways, and he's 1499 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:58,860 Come on everybody free skates for everyone. I got your skate rentals covered. Come on being all my friends and 1500 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,500 I 1501 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,900 Can you get shit? I went to the 20 bucks when a long way 1502 00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:11,280 Yeah, you know toy the evil people toy like this. It was at the Askeldrog 1503 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,420 I got it for like I bought it. I still 1504 00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:18,860 Still goodbye the evil can you know wow 1505 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:24,300 With the rolling and my mom comes in and she sees us there and oh my god 1506 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:26,980 because everybody or she's pissed off at me and 1507 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:32,820 You know they got the toy they got the toy and they leave it in the back of the car and I just figure okay 1508 00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:35,460 Well, she's pissed off. He's just my friends and well 1509 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:42,760 Leave it the Christmas, so I just I left it the level of the car 1510 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,620 I mean, I got so much. I was gonna for a fucking month 1511 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:53,560 That was this last time I saw I went in the door that day and I did not see outside again for another 30 fucking days 1512 00:50:53,560 --> 00:51:00,900 You know man come on middle of summer and it was the middle of summer to is July and there was density the fireworks 1513 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,700 Man, oh July you got fucking jack 1514 00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:08,140 Dollars man 1515 00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:14,820 From $20, she kept you mean well, they were dude. We got punished and she's yeah 1516 00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:21,740 Yeah, I got beat for that too. Oh god. It was bad. Yeah, I was screaming beatings 1517 00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,740 Oh grounding 1518 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:27,740 Isn't it crazy that your little mom could beat the shit out of you and you would be my brother up for this 1519 00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:29,740 I suppose I've ever had to feed him when he was doing it 1520 00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,740 You know what I mean? Like you would never think about hitting him out 1521 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:35,740 I was smaller than my mom when she beat me, but when she stabbed me I was bigger than him 1522 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:42,740 That's very funny though, but Antford's looking how he turned out 1523 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:43,740 Yeah 1524 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,740 terrible person 1525 00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:49,420 Actually it was a point to all this too 1526 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:52,300 No, there was a point. I can't remember 1527 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,300 She finally came to a conclusion 1528 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:58,540 Man, I am so excited to hear the end of this. I can't remember no no 1529 00:51:58,540 --> 00:52:00,540 Yeah, he forgot his conclusion 1530 00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:04,140 Love you man, so much man 1531 00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:06,780 Oh even came up to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 1532 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:10,540 So was there was in the back of the car and so I didn't say anything about it 1533 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:13,420 There was no one they'll say we're gonna shoot probably five or six 1534 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:17,260 Even we said I can look she wouldn't even know it's there and that's exactly what happened 1535 00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,260 So you still got to play with it 1536 00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,260 Right, it's a five-month later 1537 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:23,260 I'm off-ground and finally I got to go outside 1538 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,260 Oh my god, God bless you 1539 00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:27,260 Nothing, nothing, nothing 1540 00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:29,260 Where the fuck did you get that evil eagle? 1541 00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:31,260 No, I was able to sneak it in. I got it in the basement 1542 00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:33,260 Nice 1543 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:35,260 Excellent 1544 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,260 Sneaky little muffin, aren't ya? 1545 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:39,260 So I had the evil eagle toy fightin' 1546 00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:41,260 That was a fucking fun 1547 00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:43,260 That was awesome, record 1548 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:45,260 No no no, you cranked it 1549 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,260 It was on a motorcycle 1550 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:49,260 And man, he really went 1551 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,260 It was good, it was a good boy 1552 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:53,260 He's a little rubber doll and his hands were 1553 00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:55,260 Are things ever gonna be as cool as they were? 1554 00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:57,260 Nah, that was the most dopeest fucking toy ever 1555 00:52:57,260 --> 00:53:01,260 I mean, I know that sounds like some weird hipster bullshit 1556 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:03,260 But shit's never gonna be like 1557 00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:09,260 Hey, we're gonna fucking bring a fucking case of beer to your kids' fucking baseball game 1558 00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,260 Wednesday and just get hammered 1559 00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:13,260 And berate everybody around 1560 00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:15,260 Hey, you know what, maybe that 1561 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,260 This guy's team, this guy's kids bowling 1562 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:19,260 Maybe we should go to a Little V game 1563 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:23,260 And get all drunk and do a podcast from there 1564 00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,260 And interview some of the milfs 1565 00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:27,260 Interview some milfs 1566 00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,260 Jesus man, the mushrooms have gone to your head 1567 00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:31,260 You're not gonna go arrest children 1568 00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:33,260 I'm not gonna arrest the children, this is your moms 1569 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:35,260 I am women 1570 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:37,260 Fuck the kids, I don't care about the kids 1571 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:39,260 We'll arrest their moms 1572 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:41,260 The moms are looking for a guy just has bottom teeth 1573 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,260 Nah, my teeth will be 1574 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,260 You can't even come out to dinner 1575 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:47,260 Motherfucker, I have my teeth tomorrow 1576 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,260 Everything you gotta have to have 1577 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,260 Football, I had my shit by Monday 1578 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:55,260 Everything you have to have in a dinner is a milkshake form 1579 00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:57,260 He's like, I'm at the porter house 1580 00:53:57,260 --> 00:54:03,260 Come Monday, then Little League milfs will fucking want me, man 1581 00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:05,260 Man, that is the biggest farts I've ever heard 1582 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:07,260 Your socks don't even match 1583 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:11,260 Like they're gonna be looking at my socks 1584 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:13,260 What's a Little League milfs? 1585 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:15,260 Why you wanna... 1586 00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:17,260 I'm just thinking it's a good idea to go somewhere 1587 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,260 Get wasted at like a baseball game 1588 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:21,260 That's not a baseball game Larry 1589 00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:23,260 Yeah 1590 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,260 Kind of it is, I mean, they're fucking playing baseball 1591 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:27,260 I mean if there's a ball in an umpire, it's a game 1592 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:29,260 Yeah 1593 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:33,260 I'll let you go on that, I'll let you slip on that one 1594 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,260 That's fine, you know, let you slide shall I say 1595 00:54:35,260 --> 00:54:37,260 It would be hard to do it at a Cubs game 1596 00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:39,260 It would be too fucking noisy 1597 00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:41,260 You know, socks game, a podcast from there 1598 00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:43,260 I'm thinking podcast 1599 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:47,260 Oh, well, it's finally just caught on to the whole ring of the boys 1600 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:49,260 Yeah, it's the first thing I said, man 1601 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,260 We just wanna interview milfs for the podcast 1602 00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:53,260 Yeah 1603 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,260 I mean, Jesus Christ 1604 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:57,260 Maybe we can get some down here 1605 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,260 No, not at all, we're not that type of podcast 1606 00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:03,260 Wow, we won't record that part 1607 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:05,260 I mean, your wife is upstairs 1608 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,260 No 1609 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:09,260 This is Jenny, Jenny, gonna give you a blowjob 1610 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,260 I'll tell her honey, turn the TV up 1611 00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,260 No, I will fucking call my lawyer down here 1612 00:55:13,260 --> 00:55:15,260 And he'll bury you in a shallow grave 1613 00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:17,260 Hopefully she's got life insurance on her 1614 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:19,260 Ah, man, there's no life insurance 1615 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:21,260 There's no fucking life insurance 1616 00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:25,260 One and a half to 3.5 and two 1617 00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:27,260 That's what I was watching yesterday, these guys 1618 00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:29,260 So I bring down that book 1619 00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:31,260 The interrogation show again 1620 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,260 What interrogation show 1621 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:35,260 What you're getting interrogated 1622 00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:37,260 They had a biker 1623 00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:41,260 And they got him down there on his murder 1624 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:43,260 And it's like he's just blowing all the dudes 1625 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:45,260 Biker Bob 1626 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,260 Biker Bob 1627 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:49,260 And he got killed and they believe this guy killed him 1628 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:53,260 And they were telling him that 1629 00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:55,260 Well, he had his girlfriend Nicole 1630 00:55:55,260 --> 00:55:57,260 That was a junkie 1631 00:55:57,260 --> 00:55:59,260 Shout out to my biker buddy Broadway Bob 1632 00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:01,260 So they ripped him off, they robbed this guy 1633 00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:03,260 Mark, the leader of the gang 1634 00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:05,260 They robbed him, tied her up 1635 00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,260 It was a fake robbery basically 1636 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:09,260 And then when the guy found out about it 1637 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:11,260 He killed Bagger Bob 1638 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:15,260 Man, I don't know how much he should be talking about it 1639 00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:17,260 Is this real shit? 1640 00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:19,260 Oh no! 1641 00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:21,260 What the fuck is this? 1642 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:23,260 It's old news 1643 00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:25,260 It's old news 1644 00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:27,260 Some biker gang 1645 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:29,260 They're like biker buddies 1646 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,260 Local biker gang dude 1647 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:33,260 Just your average biker 1648 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:35,260 You can't keep it 1649 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:37,260 Shout out 1650 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,260 Alright, you know what 1651 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:41,260 This is a good time 1652 00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:43,260 We're doing good 1653 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:45,260 We still got a few minutes 1654 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:47,260 I'm not 1655 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:49,260 So he knew 1656 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:51,260 They arrested him 1657 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:53,260 They actually came to where they got him 1658 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:55,260 They put handcuffs on him and drove him to the police station 1659 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:57,260 They started asking him questions 1660 00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:59,260 He's like, what did I do? 1661 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:01,260 Why did you kill the biker Bob though? 1662 00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:03,260 Yeah, he really did do it 1663 00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:05,260 He did do it 1664 00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:07,260 And so what happened? 1665 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:09,260 Well, he was able to just keep him going 1666 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,260 He was actually 1667 00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,260 He was ahead of the cops 1668 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,260 What happened to this guy? 1669 00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:17,260 Did he die in a shootout? 1670 00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:19,260 Did he die in a drive? 1671 00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,260 Bagger Bob? 1672 00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:23,260 Bagger Bob got killed 1673 00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:25,260 He robbed the guy's house 1674 00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:27,260 The guy's house he robbed 1675 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:29,260 The guy killed him 1676 00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:31,260 He killed him 1677 00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:33,260 That's brutal 1678 00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:35,260 Another biker 1679 00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:37,260 He tried to rob a biker's house 1680 00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:39,260 The other biker killed him 1681 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,260 Alright, thank you very much 1682 00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:43,260 We love you guys very much 1683 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,260 Like, follow, subscribe 1684 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,260 We're on Twitter, Larry 1685 00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:49,260 And needles 1686 00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:51,260 We're still giving out t-shirts and stickers 1687 00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:53,260 Follow us on Yahoo 1688 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,260 Twitter, follow us, give us your address 1689 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:57,260 We'll send you some shit 1690 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,260 Shout out to Bagger Bob 1691 00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:01,260 Shout out to Broadway Bob 1692 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:03,260 And also 1693 00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:05,260 Tiffany, we love you 1694 00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:07,260 And we will see you 1695 00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:09,260 We'll see you soon 1696 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:21,260 Peace!