Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.
No, we're talking about batteries.
We used to wing batteries to each other.
What kind of batteries?
D batteries.
Because when I was a kid all the toys had D batteries, you know.
And there was lots of D batteries always.
All the dildos had D batteries.
And we winged them at each other.
We didn't go in the basement.
Now we got double AAAs and shit and double AAAs.
Hey, wing them on the floor.
Yeah.
Hit them on the floor.
Go.
Alright, hey, welcome to Larry and Needle's Show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needle.
We got Mark here today.
What up, man?
Four.
How you doing, kiddo?
And he's just talking about throwing batteries at people because he's a fucking maniac.
I think that's what the Phillies did.
I think not the Phillies, but all...
No, a game we played, Battery Wars.
It was a game with kids.
Battery Wars.
And we had batteries.
Why are you getting these?
And we'd wing them at each other, but you know, wing them off the floor.
You'd like to skip them off the floor.
Very close to his face, dude.
I got it, Larry.
Okay, guess who's for sure.
Whipping fucking batteries and what?
That's the other guy.
Dude, you know how much batteries were?
That's fucking costly.
Dead batteries.
Dummy.
Dead D batteries.
Fucking dead batteries.
How many...
This man though, I build those.
Don't make a fool of my mama now.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Aw, I feel...
This is his little sister.
When I was a kid, it was in early 70s.
All the toys said batteries, man.
Everything had batteries.
Every toy you wanted.
I wanted one.
The robot.
Yes, I know.
Everything had batteries.
And what's your story?
So there was lots of dead batteries around after a while.
And the battery died and the game didn't work.
You took those fuckers out.
Man, I had a lot of those like a fucking deli in here.
So we had an Indian deli.
Throw them and slide.
You got to dig off the floor first.
You'd skip batteries?
Yes.
Oh my God, okay.
Wait a second.
Larry, have you ever heard of somebody skipping batteries?
Down in the basement.
Never.
Any trouble?
Yeah.
So this was a game.
Right, we'd set up, we had little obstacles in front.
You could have things to hide behind.
Obstacles.
Yeah, you'd throw the batteries.
You'd have 50 fucking Colt 45 cans.
Yeah, boxes and stuff.
Like the dump truck, the tonk of dump truck.
You know the big metal dump truck.
You could hide behind that a little better.
We'd just figure the battery off.
Oh my God, let's try to get around this magnum condom.
So we'd have battery.
Oh, it's filled with stuff.
What is that?
The basement was filled with stuff.
I'm talking about the condom.
Dummy.
Anyways, so who's out of this stupid fucking game?
First of all, we did shout out to our followers.
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Like I said, we have t-shirts, we have stickers, we're willing to give them away.
You know, kind of, yeah.
You know, I know Larry wants to kiss your husband, but we're not following up.
Do you have Needles?
Oh, could you get Needles if that was that?
Was that, were you sending Needles and Forrest on the mail?
No, no.
I think that's a federal offense.
No, it's not.
It's just his nickname.
If you know what, we'll send you Anforth.
Yeah, yeah.
Give us your address.
Right, right.
And we'll send you a great up Anforth and send them to you.
If you need a dirt bag to take care of.
Yeah.
He only has a little bit of eczema right now, so you're really lucky.
He'll fucking, he could cook, sort of.
He could cook.
He's not really that clean.
He likes to clean the floors, if you know what I mean.
Oh, stop.
Hey, anyways, back to battery words.
Oh, yeah, so yeah, like I said, thank you everybody for listening.
420 downloads.
Shout out to Russ.
Woo, shout out to Russ.
Shout out to Matt.
Matt, I hope you get your notes tickled in fucking FLA.
And we got six followers.
Shout out to you, Matt.
What about Tiffany?
Dude, Tiffany.
Dude.
And the dude is...
She wants to have a threesome with us.
What are you talking about, Larry?
Don't piss me off.
What are you, does she like to marry?
I'm telling you.
Is she married?
I don't know.
Shout out to yourself.
What the fuck?
We didn't say that about her.
She's told me.
She's told you what?
Watch, Tiffany.
This is not the stuff you need to be airing on the bed.
And second of all, Larry has no teeth in his mouth.
None at all.
Larry, tell us what happened to your teeth.
Oh, man.
The tooth fairy came and took them back.
All right.
They were repossessed.
Yeah, they were repotting teeth.
That's what I told my wife.
She's like, what the fuck is going on?
I said, yeah, you know, I owe all that money and he said, motherfucker, until you pay.
Now, but here's what really happened.
You were back on fluoride.
Yeah.
So I cracked down my teeth.
His needles pointed out last time.
So I thought the guy was just going to glue that shit back together and he's like, yo,
dude, we got to fucking send the shit back into the factory.
And I'm like, what?
He's like, you fucking destroyed that shit.
You're back to the factory.
Factory.
And I'm like, man, come on, really?
And he's like, yeah, dude.
So you have posts in your mouth.
Yeah.
And what?
Boy, and it's not, you have metal posts.
No, no, no, those aren't posts, man.
What those are?
Those are screws.
Okay.
What?
No, listen, but they come out because those are just there.
So the fucking gums don't heal over the holes that are there.
Close up for the teeth.
Yeah.
Take a fucking earring plug to go in.
Right.
It's like a tranny vagina.
Yeah.
Keep the hole open.
People wound gone.
Where else the pussy goes away.
Electable tranny vagina.
It's always so then the fucking so the left.
So the let's see the right side fell out last week.
Yeah.
It didn't fell out.
It cracked it up and what happens is underneath this underneath the teeth part now is a metal
fucking piece.
Yeah.
It's a fucking bridge basically.
Yeah.
Your fucking teeth.
So Larry goes into the fucking guy and he's like, hey Larry, give us the rest of your
teeth because they're all fucked up.
Yeah.
So now Larry has how many little things on the top?
Four.
How many do you have right now, Larry?
How many what?
Three, right?
What?
You lost a post.
I had to go get one.
I had to go rush to the fucking thing, dude.
That thing was already.
So Larry was eating.
My mouth is killing me.
I got shot up with novocaine and it's wearing off now because he had to put the thing on
and it took him, I had to wait an hour for the appointment.
That shit practically healed up already.
He's like, oh man, this is going to hurt.
And I'm like, oh fuck dude.
Man, this is going to hurt.
He goes to your asshole.
I was like, oh no, the bill is on five.
I saw him bounce.
He's like, why are you bedding me over the table?
Yeah.
He said this is going to hurt because you bend over a little further and not.
You need to check your rectum.
And so is it weird if you wake up from a dental appointment and your pants are off?
No, I mean, if your dick's out, then that'd be worried, but it'd give you nitrous.
But anyways, yeah, and I'm grateful that the guy squeezed me in due because I bet you are
squeezed in.
My regular dude wasn't there and it had to be done because if that fucking thing healed
up for like the whole weekend or some shit, I would be fucking.
It would bend right in the post.
Yeah, I bent that motherfucker.
You bent the post and it was all fucked up though.
Man, take care of your kiddos.
Let me tell you.
Yeah, that's going to be painful for a while, dude.
It's not a fucking, nothing to trifle with, shall we say.
Sure, a lot of burns a little bit.
They're the only bone that doesn't grow back, right?
That's it, man.
Once you fuck your teeth up.
That's it.
They're all gone.
That's it, man.
They're taking mine out soon, man.
Why is this guy a gay?
Mark's getting his fucking shit pulled because...
So all of your teeth are going to get pulled.
That's what happens when you party too much.
I only got 16 of them.
What's happening to me?
You only got 16 teeth?
Was it 52 teeth in there?
32.
Thank you.
So you got almost half, man.
That ain't bad.
Yeah, they're all in the front.
I got no backs.
That's all right, man.
You got your glamour teeth.
You're still a dime piece.
Yeah, no, they got a...
There's a super sensitive...
I can't even drink cold water if it's too cold.
Oh, man.
Well, maybe you should drink and not put it on your teeth.
How's that?
Well, it's just running past it.
It hurts.
Like, how?
Except when you blow, dudes.
You know what I mean?
You just jam their wiener into your teeth.
Yeah.
They're super sensitive.
And so they got to go.
They got to go.
I don't know.
And 90s dentists said, I'm doing...
Dude, they're going to tear all your teeth out.
I just...
It hurts.
I go...
I go to those dentists and they're just taking me along, doing pulling teeth and doing things
and cleaning whatever they just...
Here's the thing.
Yeah.
And so now it's like, okay, well, we're going to start fitting you for the dentures.
And they're like, what?
What?
Who are you, man?
Motherfucker, I don't know.
Now, here's the thing, man.
This is...
And Mark, you probably agree with me on this.
And this is a word of advice to the...
This might be bad advice.
I told you I get a good denture.
It was a word of advice, right?
But this is advice to the people out there.
You know, you get root canals and all that shit.
And then you just got to keep going back and fucking around.
You just pull that fucking shit.
Don't smoke crack.
Copious amounts of it.
Yeah.
No dude did it.
That might not.
It might hurt your fucking teeth.
But still, all right.
But you know what?
The people that haven't done drugs still have bad teeth.
Yeah, it's true.
So it's not...
Helitosis is the worst.
What is that?
What's that?
That's like a bad breath.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
Like your breath smells like a diaper rubbed in Indians.
Helitosis is the worst.
But you can't control shit like that.
They actually have medications for it, which is horrible.
It's not like a bad tooth.
Like you got a rotten tooth.
Well, rat fucking his teeth were falling out, man.
They were loose.
Like you could move him around like a baby.
Yeah, I wonder why.
Why do you think...
I know.
You know what?
I lived with the guy for a while.
Like you watched him brush his teeth?
I guess I did.
He had a two-ish brush.
I guess I did.
You're not even being specular.
I saw the toothpaste and shit.
I saw the toothpaste and the brush and his fucking...
And his plastic.
He started drinking that biotein shit.
You know that...
What the fuck is that?
It's his special mouthwash.
At first his dentist told him about it.
This is like...
Well, no, man.
He said he drank it.
You know, lint is in his fucking mouth.
What the fuck, Larry?
It's not...
It's less alcohol.
It doesn't burn his...
It's less alcohol.
It doesn't burn his...
It has no alcohol in it.
It doesn't burn it.
But no, here's the thing.
His teeth actually got stronger and weren't wiggly.
Yes.
You wiggled them?
Yes.
He showed me.
Yeah.
He said, look.
Man, this is the craziest story I've ever heard.
Because he came over and he said, look at my fucking teeth.
And they're all loose.
But he was still partying, though.
Yeah.
So, I mean, do you think this teeth were getting stronger or no?
No.
Exactly.
What they did.
They messed up hard again.
What they actually...
The opinions expressed on this fucking recent...
No, but here's the thing.
I already...
No, this shit actually fucking made his teeth more solid and shit, man.
A view of that needle is a part of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Exactly.
How do you know they made his teeth stronger?
Because he fucking told me, dude.
He was my best friend.
Okay.
So rat, rat told you his teeth were stronger.
I'm drinking a what?
A biotea drink.
Biotea drink.
And then while he was still partying, probably doing Yeyo.
Right, right.
So you think, okay, I mean, Yeyo motherfucker's got a placebo effect.
That's what it is.
No, dude, his teeth were fucking stronger.
How do you know?
Because it wouldn't shake around anymore.
How many times is he shaking his teeth?
He would show me all the time.
He would be like worried.
My teeth are falling out of my head.
He'd go, hey, where's the chair?
Hey, where's the chair?
My fucking teeth are falling out of my fucking head, man.
Fuck, man.
And at the time, I was, you know, a few years younger and I still had.
Oh my God.
I was like, fuck, dude.
But I was losing my back teeth already and shit.
And fucking, and he was like, I didn't have wisdom teeth.
I didn't have wisdom teeth.
Well, that's why you're stupid.
No, that's why you're stupid.
Come back Larry.
I'll tell you.
Here's my theory about wisdom teeth.
Wisdom teeth are like for when you were a caveman and like the end of your life when all your back teeth are rotten.
Yes.
Those new teeth come in.
So you got something to chew with at the tail end of your life.
Yeah, but sometimes they come back and they come in.
And because you only live to like be 25.
Back in or on the side.
Yeah, but I know, but they were cavemen and here's the thing.
Man, you mean a caveman with a tail end?
The other teeth are gone by the time those come in and they only live to be 25 years old or 20 years old.
Right.
So they, so when the wisdom teeth came in, it was perfect timing.
It was like them getting their false teeth in nature.
Right.
You came in a lot earlier.
I am so advanced that I didn't have wisdom teeth.
Oh my God.
Because I don't develop a gene for it.
Right.
You know the black Israelite?
Mark knows.
I really hope not, man.
Because I don't like this.
I don't like this leery Israelite thing.
I had five wisdom teeth.
I had black hood on.
He keeps on doing a black power symbol.
I don't like this leery.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Here.
Smoke this bitch.
I had a fifth wisdom tooth fused to the other one.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah.
It's very rare.
Here, give me this fucking thing.
Yeah.
Get off your phone, you ass clown.
And it's very rare.
It's called a supernome.
And it's really rare.
And usually it's only found among Eskimos.
Oh, no shit, man.
Yeah.
Well, maybe you're part anyway.
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Slow that back down and let's replete.
We had a fifth wisdom tooth.
Supernome.
Where did it grow behind the other one?
Yeah.
Tatched.
Yeah.
To the other tooth, yes.
So you had an X.
And how about this, man?
When you got that shit, you look like a fucking chipmunk, dude.
Holy shit, man.
It was like a cartoon.
He actually had the fucking thing tied around his head.
Like a cone or a dolly.
No, like a thing tied under his chin around the top of his head like they would do on
like Huckleberry.
Yeah.
Sideways.
Sideways of my job.
He looked like a chipmunk.
You can smoke that.
He looked like them chipmunks, you know, those little cartoon chipmunks like Disney.
Yeah.
His fucking, that's how swollen his fucking face was.
It was horrible.
No, not like chipmunks.
But similar to them.
He's got nuts in his mouth.
Yeah.
Just the swelling, it hurt.
It was so swollen it hurt.
Yeah.
Like the Disney squirrels on fucking Cinderella or some shit.
Plus it hurt because of the shock, too, because he was chiseling it.
He literally chiseled it out.
It was fucking inside ways.
Dude, when I had it, too, was behind it.
When they fucking, you know, like curved, you know, they curved still.
It was like behind it.
You don't even see it really.
Oh my God.
They gave me nitrous.
What a fucking mess.
You can listen to old music.
Sure.
And all I remember is fucking hearing them motherfucker crack the teeth.
Yeah.
Dude, man.
Mouth pain is the worst pain.
I had fucking, I heard him crack in my shit.
I used to date a girl that liked mouth pain.
God, crack.
Like, uh.
And punching the mouth.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
The toothpicks in between her gums.
Oh my God.
And she would want you to, like, push down and, like, oh man.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
I mean, fucking it.
Who the fuck would want mouth pain, though?
That's like the crazy shit I ever fucking heard.
I tell ya.
And needles is there to give you the prescription.
Oh, God.
I tore apart my gumballish.
You need two toothpicks of fucking pain.
Doctor ass, I'll let you service.
I literally tore it.
I just got, I just lift up my, I just lift up my hand.
Hey, you remember that fucking, remember that doctor?
The case for insura.
Remember that doctor thing, a friend she gave me, you know, said, Dr. Ben Dover?
No, I didn't.
It was fucking hilarious.
I had no idea on it all.
Yeah.
It was like a long doctor thing, you know, like a white gown you'd be operating in.
Like a white coat, eh?
Yeah, it was funny.
Dr. Ben Dover.
You know what you see?
These fucking places are starting to, like, mushroom places are popping up.
It's $3,500 to do a controlled trip.
What the fuck, man?
No.
We're doing a controlled trip right now.
Man, that sock is bothering me very so bad.
Ugh, it's like a camel foot.
I bought this sock in Poland, man.
You bought one sock?
Well, I bought a, man, dude, if you could just, you could just summarize the Polish nation.
I got free one sock.
It's a one sock.
No, I came with a set when I bought it.
How they know this?
But you lost the other one.
It looks like a camel foot, you ass monkey.
I know, you know what though?
I just, I don't want it, I just want to cover my feet.
I don't need it to be all the way on.
It's, it's five times too big and the worst part is, is it the last?
No, it's great when, when you get it this stretched out, it took me years to get it to look like this, where it's nothing to it.
Stretch that motherfucker out.
Thumb in a bush or whatever.
What I'm talking about.
Dude, ugh.
Man, feet are the worst.
You're not looking at my feet, man.
Yeah, I'm wearing socks, motherfucker.
I mean, I'm not looking at his feet though.
God, bless it.
The Robin's increase.
I feel like I'm at, you ever see a camel?
No, I know they peak, people talk about camel toes, but this is their actual camel toes.
He looked like he kicked a pile of coal.
Yeah.
Anyway, you're familiar with the hobbit?
Anyone out there?
The hobbit boy.
The motherfucker looks like the hobbit.
He doesn't even have much hair on him.
No, but the shape and shit.
Who's that?
You're feet are the only ones wearing sandals.
Yeah, I know, I'm getting very hobbit-ish in my...
You think?
Oh my God.
Man, you're...
You know, I got neuropathy in my feet.
Those are my fucking feet, I haven't covered them shit.
They feel great, I'm a sandal though.
I can't wear shoes.
They just took the shoes, ooh, it's too...
Oh no, they feel all swollen in my feet.
They feel swollen.
I couldn't tell.
They feel that way.
You look swollen.
Yeah, I mean...
And no, well, shoes on is really, really, really bad.
Constricting too tight.
You think you can lose a foot at one of those?
These sandals are nice.
No, they're not right when you look in too good.
They just feel that way.
Huh?
It's neuropathy to nerve them all to bat the bottom of the foot.
No, it's only bad.
No, I see needles, I see where his foot was so fucking swollen.
Yeah, my leg was full.
His fucking pants, the one leg would be loose and the other leg's tight.
And I'm like, holy shit.
Ever?
Yeah.
And the leg behind me walking, literally dragging the fucking leg.
It weighed so much.
It's like the West Craven, the Shocker.
Yeah.
I was dragging it behind me, fuck man.
Trying to make it catch up to you?
That's all right.
You're like, the only thing that's doing not bad decisions, that's why your leg is dragging.
Oh, god.
We're about to get in some shit and the leg's like, oh, I am full, we're gonna lose you.
So, hey, I gotta give a shout out to No Shirt Nick too because last, last episode, you guys,
you'll notice man, we might've had a couple of technical difficulties.
What are you doing?
I'm just saying, I wanna shout out to my brother, that fucking told me how to fucking hook it up straight, man.
Yeah, he's my remote satellite producer.
He's a satellite remote producer.
I mean, this fucking guy's never stepped foot in the fucking room.
Show up, man.
That's all right.
We know where you live, Nick.
But he knows how to tell me what to do over the phone, so it works, man.
Yeah.
That's the only way he can handle me with that phone.
Shout out to my nephew, Alex.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Ian Forth.
Cool kid.
Ian Forth watched TV last night and I wanted to fucking open up about it.
Italian Thor.
Yeah, well, no, fucking no.
That's a good one.
Italian Thor.
That's a great one.
Italian Thor.
But what's the original name of?
Italian Thor.
Valiant Thor.
He's an alien.
I don't know what that means, so I'm very...
The name of an alien.
You don't know the original story about an alien.
Ian Forth.
How many fucking times do I gotta tell you?
Okay, okay.
No, yes, well, I'm gonna tell you then.
Valiant Thor, right?
I know, you told...
It's pretty cool.
He came from Venus in a spacecraft and he landed in Virginia.
Who did?
Valiant Thor.
That's his name.
God given.
Valiant Thor's man from Venus.
That's his parents gave him.
Whatever they believe in.
His benusion period.
The story goes.
A spacecraft landed.
How big was he?
He was a...
A normal size.
Probably had a huge space hog.
Regular guy.
That's what they called him.
His nickname was Space Hog in high school.
Yes.
As a matter of fact.
Alright, so keep going.
Neato's nickname was Black Hole.
They found...
Oh, Larry.
They took him to the...
He said he didn't see the president.
He said, take me to your leader just like they say on the funny cartoons.
It sounds like a movie.
You guys fucking watch Shrooming.
It is a story.
Man, you are so unconfident with the shit you bring to this table.
You're so unconscious.
No, it's a story that they...
No, you're actually conscious now.
It's not really real.
It could be real, but it's not real.
It's a story.
What kind of disclaimer are you giving to the story that you...
If you watch on Asian aliens, they'll act like the guy is a real person.
This guy is no Giorgio.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
His hair is similar.
Pop a doppelgast or whatever his name was.
But it actually, you know, not really.
It's not Pop a Doppelgast.
It's Giorgio...
Oh, yeah.
I can't pronounce it.
Yeah.
To Socolox or something like that.
Zoccolos.
Yeah, yeah.
What's it called?
Swaggy.
Yeah.
Swaggy.
Giorgio Swaggy.
Swaggy.
He's a guy that's been doing Agenauer.
You know, you heard about flaming tea.
Giorgio fucking Saginaggy.
Saganaggy.
Whenever I go there, I ask him, give me a Nagasaki.
And they look at me.
You know what I'm talking about.
Robin yelling Asian Nagasaki.
Like on fire.
So they take it, so they take Valiant Thor to Eisenhower, right?
You're telling the story?
I'm just helping him along where he left off.
Right.
So he wanted to tell him that.
He was so Venus.
All right, we'll keep talking.
What is a talking?
You're like a lawn mower.
Popeye.
Okay, your story.
Valium.
Valiant.
Whatever the fuck they say.
Valium Thor.
They had them all together.
They went from Virginia anyways.
They got these other guys.
They went from Virginia anyways.
They got these other people.
And the whole thing, they went on underground trade to the White House.
And you believe in this?
Valiant Thor, right?
It was all about the nuclear weapons.
It was all about basically the nuclear weapons.
And he won them.
The weapons, yes.
So this fucker comes from outer space.
He says, yeah, don't fuck around the nuclear.
This is the worst story I've ever heard.
Well, Mark is just an excellent storyteller.
I heard this from the fact that we should have one.
I'm just, for some reason, I'm telling it.
You just talked about it for the last 30 minutes and now you can't talk.
All right, yeah.
All right, tell us about your mom's pancakes.
Come on, stop.
Oh, man, it's a sticky situation.
Oh, man.
Wouldn't that say that's hot on the grill?
Everyone's got slat before breakfast, right?
Haven't you?
Yeah.
Yeah, come on.
I've never once slacked before.
I'll fuck, man.
70s kids got slapped before breakfast.
I really can't blame her.
But it was, it was a, more than you were often at the house for a while there, man.
Yeah.
I mean, oh my God, because the radio would be blaring and the cartoons would be blaring
for the other room and she'd be going back and forth with those fucking clogs on.
Tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum.
Oh, yeah.
So fucking influence.
Back and forth.
Mom's fucking morning love, man.
Hey, stop.
You're fucking telling us.
Yeah.
And force mom used to wear wooden clogs.
Well, everybody knows that.
In the house.
They were Dr. Scholes, man.
Yeah.
Everybody had him in the 70s.
Okay.
Well, I don't, I'm just saying, I never heard that.
We talked about this the other day.
Yeah.
Anyways, she was like, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock.
She would wear wooden clogs.
Did you live in an apartment?
No, man.
No, no.
Okay.
Well, I'm just, I don't know, answer.
But it's still, I mean, you heard it.
There was a tile floor and there were wooden clogs and it was, oh my God.
Here's an old fucking house all morning long.
So.
Clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock.
It's gonna be nuts, really.
And then she cooks your breakfast.
Yeah.
She, it blows her heart, you know.
She tried to cook for three really bratty fucking kids, honestly, you know.
Man.
And she was there at a party to do it, though.
It blows her heart.
She really did.
She tried every morning.
Yeah.
She was down there every morning doing her best to fucking.
Hey, take the water off that drum.
And thank you.
She would, anyways, I just, one morning I came down.
And I just said, it sounds like Mr. Red's making breakfast.
But you don't want to tell.
How big was your mom?
Little.
She was a little tiny little bit.
Yeah, I mean, she wasn't so fucking.
You tell your, you compare your mom to Mr. Red.
So then she smashed him in the face with the hot frying pan, building pancakes.
Well, who's fucking, this guy can't fucking get it out.
It's so shrooms, man.
But yeah, so she threw the fucking home.
He's like, I'm not high.
I got the whole fucking frying pan, everything right, right in my face, man.
You took the fucking hot cake in the hot pan.
Yeah, right in my face, man.
Shit.
Right in my face.
You burned it?
A little bit on the edges.
But there was like.
That'd be great if you had the pan on.
The stove was still raw.
The stove was running down my face.
The raw pancake batter.
All the women in your life have abused you.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, that's Mary.
We just came to his origin story.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my mom.
They really, that's where it began.
I know, man.
It becomes home is where the herd is.
Oh, I got a little bit of my mom.
She tried.
She's great.
You can't blame her.
I don't know.
Hey.
Blame her for what?
Smash him in the face with the hot pan.
No, I didn't blame her.
No, I was doing it.
Yes, we can blame her.
I won't blame her.
I don't blame her.
One bit for that.
My mom fucking stabbed me once, man.
I was 13, 14, girl.
Larry, this is murky waters.
We're getting into it.
I know, but.
I was fucking, I was like about 15, 16 years old and I'm tripping on acid and I'm in the
kitchen and I got a tambourine.
Oh, I will stop.
She's like, Larry, stop doing that.
I'm back at that.
His mom calls him Larry.
Stop doing that.
Dug it, dig it, dig it, dig it.
And then she's like, ah, and she fucking had this large turkey like carving fork in her
hand.
It was fucking really sharp, man.
How did she get that?
I don't know, she was doing the dishes and shit.
It sounds like a Turkish fucking sound sack.
And she fucking stabbed me right in the fucking.
She opened it and grabbed the carving fork.
No.
Yeah, I see.
How did she get that?
She said, oh, look, look, look.
And did you stop playing the tambourine?
Yeah.
Well, good fucking AM.
I was like, holy fuck, you stabbed me.
Yeah, good for AM.
I told you to stop doing it, motherfucker.
I'm gonna tell you, it's your fucking luck she didn't do the gullet, dude.
I know.
She's got some guts, dude.
Oh man.
She shaked my dad once, too.
Well, we can talk a big Joe about that next time.
Yeah, I will.
He'll tell the story.
It's my asshole sons on acid in my fucking kitchen cleaning.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
There's two ways of doing this.
I did deserve it.
The socks are my way.
I deserved it.
Huh?
I definitely deserved it.
You didn't at the time you didn't probably think you did.
No, I was shocked.
I was fucking shocked.
You might as well make you bleed the shot of playing the tambourine.
Who the fuck plays a tambourine when they're on acid?
You know, man.
I fucking finooked.
This is crazy.
I fucking was laying around.
I picked it up and...
It was laying around.
I'm a fucking musician.
That shit's laying around.
And you know what the funny thing is?
There's a tambourine right in here.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
I know.
Hey, have you ever heard of aquamation?
Nope.
Tell me about it.
This is a new thing, man.
This is what they've been doing.
Who's they?
The people that are undertakers and shit.
The government really with dead bodies.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Morticians.
Well, not really morticians, but more like the state and like...
You even listen too much iron man.
County.
No, and here's what it is, man.
What they're putting in the water.
It's fluoride, I guess.
It's liquid.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're liquefying the dead.
They're liquefying corpses.
And they're spraying the shit on our fucking food, you know, on the crops.
They're putting in our drinking water.
We're committing cannibalistic acts unbeknownst to us.
And it's part of their fucking satanic fucking ritual.
There's human DNA in almost every food that you could fucking...
You fucking cut open a tomato and there's going to be human DNA in there because they're
spraying the food with this aquamation liquefied humans, man.
And because they have no...
They're figuring out ways to get rid of the people.
They're using the bones for something else.
They're calling it calcium phosphate.
Calcium phosphate.
Wait a second, okay, we're on for years.
So you're going to tell me that there's a fucking lab where you put a person in it.
Yeah, and it looks like a tube.
Hey, I let you talk, ass clone.
Okay, fuck that.
You better make it good.
So wait a second, you got tanks.
How many fucking bodies can you do today?
One, I don't know.
They didn't get into that specific.
Well, I mean, it's fucking eight.
So...
But they showed the fucking process.
They showed the whole human body.
Except the people on this video I saw on fucking the internet and what it was, everything's
gone except for your bones and they fucking...
They crushed your bones?
They crushed your bones up and they make it into this calcium phosphate stuff.
And they use it as filler and food and everything.
They use it everywhere.
They use it on everything, man.
Man, this is so farcical.
You sprayed the...
It's not.
No, it's not.
You used it at the hotel.
You sprayed on the salad.
You put it on the salad in the business.
You put it on the salad.
It's calcium phosphate.
What are you talking about?
He was a fucking working in restaurants for years.
It doesn't mean shit.
It's calcium phosphate.
We used to sprinkle it on the salad to keep it from growing brown.
And it's fucking human bones, man.
It's human bones, I find out.
Well, they do jello with hoofs of fucking animals.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know, that's not cannibalism.
And people buy and move from a human.
That's that.
That's not cannibalism.
People take stem cells.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, man, you know what?
It's not cannibalism.
I'm gonna tell you, you think that it doesn't shock me that we tricked by the government
to eating ourselves?
It's just like Soylent Green, you know, that fucking movie where they're feeding the people.
Soylent Green.
They're feeding the people to the people.
Yeah, I understand that.
But...
Saturday Night Live, what are you talking about?
Isn't that from Saturday Night Live?
No, that was...
No, it's an old movie from like the 70s, man.
No, but they...
I thought they did a Soylent Green thing on Saturday Night Live.
Oh, maybe they did.
I don't know.
Yeah, what the fuck?
How about this, man?
How about what, Larry?
Kathy Huckle, the governor of New York.
Already outlawed natural gas in the state.
Come on.
Yes, listen to this, man.
Yeah, it's great for me.
I'm an electrician.
Yeah, I know, but it sucks for the people.
Thank you, Larry, for talking about how my pockets are...
It sucks for the people, though.
Fuck you, Antford.
You're one of them assholes, huh?
You sell out the country to fucking get yourself rich.
You're one of them fucking people like...
The kids.
Yeah, and the guy we got at the top.
Oh, you should make...
Joe Biden?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
They're not gonna...
Yeah, it got approved already.
It's the first statewide ban in the nation.
What? Starting in 2026, any building under seven stories cannot have natural gas pumped
to it, and starting in 2029 for all buildings.
Wow.
Thank you very much.
In New York City.
Oh, my God.
Now I can come and do my trade very well.
Yeah, but the electric is more...
No natural gas hookup starting in this December.
Hey, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now.
This December.
What the fuck?
Now you...
Okay, but now you want to do natural gas.
That's good shit, man.
Well, you're gonna cook, man.
Huh?
You're gonna cook on electric all the time?
It sucks, man.
It sucks.
Yeah.
It sucks.
I'd rather cook with fire.
But the funny thing is now they're pushing electric cars, so now you gotta...
That's so you can't go anywhere.
Everything's on electric.
Yeah.
Okay, so listen, what?
It takes like a week to fucking charge one of those cars fully and you can only go 300
miles.
They don't want anyone to have to be able to go anywhere, man.
Oh, my God.
It's like a house of monkeys in here.
Oh, fuck, man.
No, listen, Larry.
Okay, so what happens...
What happens...
There's no need to start off with natural gas.
That's ridiculous.
All right, so you live in the city.
You're charging your car.
Oh, rolling blackout.
Yeah.
Right.
You can't charge your car.
Now you don't got a fucking car.
And you can't cook it, neither.
Exactly.
You can't do nothing.
If you had gas, you'd be able to cook.
Right, I know.
You could have some light if you had gas, too.
Yeah.
Light, too.
Or if you had fireplace.
You start that fucking light up an eye, man.
Right.
So they control us even more.
Light up an eye, mother fucker.
The more electricity they get us on.
Yeah, it is.
It's not really...
It's all about control.
I mean, there are little fucking...
It's all about control.
You see, there's a solar generator, they got it, though.
It's a little solar power generator.
It's awesome.
Yeah, there's a little solar panel.
She's up to generator.
You know, there's energy, and you can use it.
Yeah, how many watches it produce, though?
Plenty.
You run a whole house off it, I guess.
Plenty isn't a number.
But okay, I'll figure it out.
I don't know.
Yeah, you run a whole house, you know.
Everything you need.
Enough shit to make a family.
Enough wattage to fucking kill someone.
You just yourself.
I mean, you gotta...
I'm more than a couple years old.
Kill those and wigwams.
Right, I don't need to much it off.
Right.
I could probably live off my car socket.
I mean, we all know you got a...
I mean, when are you gonna start your own...
Mark needs 12 volts.
No, he needs 120.
When are you gonna start your OnlyFans account?
My who?
OnlyFans.
I don't understand, what's that?
You don't know what OnlyFans is?
No.
There, you want to educate him?
OnlyFans, it's like where you go and people pay money to see you do sex shit.
I don't know.
Show your junk, fuck people.
No, you can show one nut.
You can do whatever you want.
No, no, no.
There might be people that are into just one nut.
Right, I get it.
I get it.
How about your fucks?
No, I don't want to...
Ah, man, if you had followers for your foot, I would...
Dude, we're making a fucking OnlyFans for your foot.
I was just looking at my foot.
Ah, man.
What's wrong with my foot?
What's wrong with your feet?
Dude, that motherfucker doesn't even have an...
Oh, man.
The nail is like not even eight of an inch long.
I had to cut him short because of the, you know, I got...
Yeah, because...
Sorias is...
He's been fucking wrenching on cars with those things.
Monkey foot.
Yeah, it's a shame, dude, it's bad.
Instead of stink foot, he's got monkey foot.
Dude, it's horrible.
You got monkey foot.
It hurts, man.
You think I like this shit?
It fucking hurts.
We could find a lady that could do it.
They twinkle, they tingle.
That's what we think.
Well, that's what you put in your fucking description.
My feet are tingling through your...
Tingly feet.
My feet are tingling through your...
My feet...
And my toes don't work.
Oh, man.
That's...
You know how they feel when they don't work?
They feel real stiff.
Well, because you don't do too much.
Oh, you're very fucking...
What's it, get atrophy, eh?
Right?
Yeah, atrophy.
If you don't use your shit, you get atrophy.
This guy just cleans the floors.
All day long.
He's not cleaning the floor today, though, man.
No, he's doing actually pretty good, which I admire.
Oh, stop it.
Thank you, Ann Furth, for showing up.
You know what?
Fuck it, man.
Kid's gonna be the kid.
Okay.
What else, man?
What else?
Ann Furth, we got a lot to talk about.
What about the king and queen?
Do you dig on the coronation?
I know you're an Illuminati fan.
Yeah.
How about this, man?
It was six months, six weeks, and six days.
Fuck.
From the time the queen bitch satanic queen died.
Yeah, where are you?
Okay, how did they corroborate this evidence?
Put him, well, because, man, they know when she died and they know when they made him
the king.
It's out there, man.
The numbers are, the numbers are, she died on this fucking day.
Okay, well, where did you see this correlation on the internet?
On the internet.
Yeah.
What?
You know, it really would be like seven months and two weeks, but the truth is, it's six
months and six weeks.
You're just lying to our listeners.
I'm not lying to our listeners, man.
I apologize, Russ.
You guys Tiffany.
What are they?
How are the numbers?
No, they all know.
They don't know.
Those people are smart enough to know that I'm right.
You just said you were lying.
I'm not lying, man.
You're lying totally.
This is a pretty good question.
No, man.
It was six months, six weeks, and six days to the day that, and it was on the sixth that
fucking the king was coronated.
Right.
King Jagoff or whatever.
Charles, right?
Charles, yeah.
King of England.
Yeah.
Which is also 666.
I know what I mean.
Charles King of England.
I had something like that.
It makes 666 as well somehow.
The name, the title, and the territory.
Of what?
That's how you get these numbers in the name.
That's what it is.
Man, you two fucking, I'm only just talking about numbers.
Yeah, dude, there's numerology, man.
It's numerology, bro.
Yeah, yo.
Dude, that should be it.
It's over your head.
It's our new t-shirt.
It's numerology, bro.
It's over your head.
It's numerology, man.
This shit is over your head.
It's over your head in the territory, I guess.
You don't even know what that means.
Mark knows what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's even worse.
That's your two fucking retards around the scene.
Nah, man.
Just because you're on the same couch, you need to be separated.
We're the smart ones over here.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, tell me how is that?
Because you don't know that the, you're asking, how do we know that it was six weeks, six months,
all that shit?
Because that's how much time pass.
That's how much time pass.
No, we won't.
We won't.
Don't look it up on his phone.
Bro, look it up on his phone.
It's not like we make this shit up, Mike.
If we're gonna fucking talk shit, we're gonna do it right now.
Well, you know they're fucking devils, right?
No, wait a minute.
Did you see the film with the grim reaper walking through the fucking sonomations?
Devils gonna kill them.
Stop, stop, stop.
They're aliens.
They're reptilians.
Okay, what are you saying?
When they were to make an...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
they were at 666, or what are you saying?
Then when they made the king, they're not so educated.
When they coordinated the king was 666...
No, no, no, no, no, six months, six weeks and six days later.
Six months, six weeks, six days later.
Yeah, that's how...
Dude, you fucking psychopath.
Listen...
Yeah, that's how fucking evil these motherfuckers are.
No, that's you being...
In Westminster Abbey, listen to this...
That's not a coincidence.
Yeah, Westminster Abbey when they were doing the King's coronation the fucking grim reaper walked by
All the people know there's no smoking in here man open the door no smoking in here
Well, you got a smoke cigarettes in between the episode will be over and you give a cigarette and then you smoke weed in here
That's it. You get back to your fucking rhetoric the
The rhetoric is the king
When the fucking coronation happened all the royals in the whole room you see their faces like they saw
Yeah
Very very evil cosplay they're very fucking evil those fucking people very very satanic
Oh, yeah
Ceremonial third devil listen there's fucking satanic fucking devil you have a higher echelon of people around you
No, they are they're satanic
Antichrist and the Roman the Roman Vatican too. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes the pope. Yeah views of and
The crowns of the beat
And the other the other thing is is a queen of England that the
The royalty thing and all the things are those beasts that keep appearing I guess and I don't know story
Yeah, right right right right like that they all represent that
Russia
Right and they all got a little story there the bear the eagle dragon that whole deal right? Yeah damn religion is such a money grab
Yeah, right either way, but well, you know that the Catholic thing is so fucking. Oh my god. It's devil or other
Fuck little kids for one thing. Yeah, please stop the priest and shit
You never heard of
It seemed like sometimes it's like the opposite
You know
The whole thing about the Sabbath
What the fuck is that that's what a lot of this is about that's what gonna boil down to is that shit who's bound down to
Who's gonna boil down to you down to is this war about the Sabbath day? I swear to God
That's what they change the Sabbath. Yeah from Saturday to Sunday. Yeah, and then no you know, hey, you're devils man. Yeah
Yeah
Yes, siri
All about man check out this giant lighter
Christ look at the size of that zippo. Is that cool or what fuck? Yeah?
I wish I would have had this in the old days when I was a bad boy
Cooking on the road yeah, you cook one big spoon
Oh, yeah, I'm a chef boyardish shit big fuck yeah, I'm gonna put a couple put an eight ball or quarter ounce in there at a time
Oh man, we're gonna have a good time
Infiltre what are you doing for Christmas Christmas?
So here's a good story when when Mark's niece was a very very young baby like to he bought her topple
All these little pieces man like a thousand things she could have swallowed. Yeah, it says real big on there for and up
He's like, I mean this to my niece. I'm like dude
You better get her something different. It's gonna you're gonna kill her
And then we played we ended up playing topple here for a while. It was fun. Yeah, but it was funny
How many little pieces she was gonna joke on? Yeah
Children of little things
Right well especially when they put the age for as a game on there and you buy something that's and then you two idiots
Are there are super rising? I didn't fucking buy the game topple it was a game
We tried it. They had to put the balance of things
The balance of what the belly you put the chip Jenga
It was like a bad no, it's like a flat board that balances on a spindle
So it's like literally balancing it and it's got little like checkered chips on there like sorry pieces and you
Take them off and put them on and try not to make the thing topple over and you could stack the pieces
That's how you do it
You start out with nothing and you keep putting your pieces on board tilt
Yes, and then you add to it. Yeah, and so you got to put it in the right spot to keep things straight
Fucking anxiety. Oh, yeah
It's a Christ. It's a fucking mind fucker. Oh, you can't fucking
The funny thing is is that people didn't know what anxiety was until someone told us what it was right
I'm just popular till they ever started catching it. This fucking asshole's got to take two gyms. That's called anxiety
To Jim Mark over
But and then we fucking realize you know what?
Drugs are pretty good, right?
And then they're like, oh, no, they're not you shouldn't give your kids fucking riddolin
You should all these you really shouldn't here. We go your kids nine years old give them rid of him fucking high and math
Syracuse give him. I was taking the contact cold pills
Yeah, I was taking contact cold pills. I was sneaking in the morning and taking the contact cold pills
This was in this was before fifth grade fourth grade. I was doing this. Wow. Yeah, cuz I knew they got me high
I felt good everyone gave to me when I had a cold, you know, and I need to clear up my nose
But hi, yeah, I remember that speedy feeling. I was one your fucking head to tingle
Yeah, and I was really paying attention though in school too. I'd noticed I really was focused too, okay?
And so I started stealing them in the morning and taking them all the time
Until they're all gone. Yeah, and then I finally realized he just shit out of you with a frying pan
Doing don't do that. I can't take you
Hey, you can't but I can needles have ever been beaten down with a fucking like a shoe
Yeah, besides Jay that time I like from your mom like with a wooden fucking clogger a shoe like a wooden heel
I heal
Those old 70s fucking
Getting the fuck beat out of you all crazy story. So Jay bird and I went to
My parents went on a cruise and Jay bird and I fucking you know my younger brother
Went to my fucking grandma's in my aunt's house
My aunt asked let's call her. These were hardcore fucking meatball throwers
from the old country, you know, they were sauce monkeys and
My aunt
Never married because she took care of my grandma. No man
That happens all the time with those old doors are Italian thing like
suitors and
They all that mean they were there was 13 of them in Italy. Sure. I mean my mom tells me stories that they would eat underneath the table
Who's the who's the youngest one was the one that stayed with the moon? No, the oldest oldest one oldest
She was a bad bitch. Let me tell you man. So they fucking my parents go on a vacation they take a boat Florida and
Mark
I'm fine. I'm always there so fucking
We go outside
Fucking around my aunt hits us with the biggest wooden spoon you've ever seen. I'm talking about a sauce stirring spoon
Big one my grandma
Have those any day the worst spoon was that plastic red Betty Crocker spoon man
Oh man that motherfucker hurt worse than the wooden spoon
The what the it was a plastic one. No, no, no, no, no, dude. This was a different kind of plastic
This was one that you sent away for and it was a Betty Crocker
Spoon and it was this thick red hard old-time
60s plastic that was heavy and man that fucker hurt like hell. It was hard as shit
It wasn't soft at all. Well, obviously did where she hit you in the bad the worst is the back
I don't care about the back the back is the worst
But you know what fucking muffed over a couple times
I got the shit be out of my brother for something I did my mom beat the fuck out of her
She did yeah, go ahead man like one of them. I
Fuck so bad. I still 20 rocks. Look at all them fucking giant joints. Can you break? I was a horrible kid
I was a horrible kid. Not only was I taking speed in fourth grade
You fucking got your brother fucking wrong. He beat me
Summer in the summer
She was a wait a second how old are you in fourth grade like nine young that means before fifth grade even yeah
910 years old maybe yeah young I mean wait you can take it speed
What kind of speed the can't the cold?
Oh, it was an amphetamine it was right at sense and then means it was amphetamine they sold it
It is our sort of console. They're many metal and fed him in your mini nitrate and whatever
Okay, so keep going where does this story end so but also I was through that
She was a waitress and in the summertime. I would wake up in the morning
We did the there's a supermarket shit across the woods. We have a great place to go up
But anyway, so I'm in her purse. I would take money every time it's a couple bucks
Oh, man, you're nothing crazy right and I was bad my mom would fucking kill me kid
But never a lot for one day. There was nothing in there. I'm mom though, too
There's nothing in there for 20s and I took a 20. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Mother fucker what she was like motherfucker. Yeah, she caught us at the roller rink anyways, and he's
Come on everybody free skates for everyone. I got your skate rentals covered. Come on being all my friends and
I
Can you get shit? I went to the 20 bucks when a long way
Yeah, you know toy the evil people toy like this. It was at the Askeldrog
I got it for like I bought it. I still
Still goodbye the evil can you know wow
With the rolling and my mom comes in and she sees us there and oh my god
because everybody or she's pissed off at me and
You know they got the toy they got the toy and they leave it in the back of the car and I just figure okay
Well, she's pissed off. He's just my friends and well
Leave it the Christmas, so I just I left it the level of the car
I mean, I got so much. I was gonna for a fucking month
That was this last time I saw I went in the door that day and I did not see outside again for another 30 fucking days
You know man come on middle of summer and it was the middle of summer to is July and there was density the fireworks
Man, oh July you got fucking jack
Dollars man
From $20, she kept you mean well, they were dude. We got punished and she's yeah
Yeah, I got beat for that too. Oh god. It was bad. Yeah, I was screaming beatings
Oh grounding
Isn't it crazy that your little mom could beat the shit out of you and you would be my brother up for this
I suppose I've ever had to feed him when he was doing it
You know what I mean? Like you would never think about hitting him out
I was smaller than my mom when she beat me, but when she stabbed me I was bigger than him
That's very funny though, but Antford's looking how he turned out
Yeah
terrible person
Actually it was a point to all this too
No, there was a point. I can't remember
She finally came to a conclusion
Man, I am so excited to hear the end of this. I can't remember no no
Yeah, he forgot his conclusion
Love you man, so much man
Oh even came up to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
So was there was in the back of the car and so I didn't say anything about it
There was no one they'll say we're gonna shoot probably five or six
Even we said I can look she wouldn't even know it's there and that's exactly what happened
So you still got to play with it
Right, it's a five-month later
I'm off-ground and finally I got to go outside
Oh my god, God bless you
Nothing, nothing, nothing
Where the fuck did you get that evil eagle?
No, I was able to sneak it in. I got it in the basement
Nice
Excellent
Sneaky little muffin, aren't ya?
So I had the evil eagle toy fightin'
That was a fucking fun
That was awesome, record
No no no, you cranked it
It was on a motorcycle
And man, he really went
It was good, it was a good boy
He's a little rubber doll and his hands were
Are things ever gonna be as cool as they were?
Nah, that was the most dopeest fucking toy ever
I mean, I know that sounds like some weird hipster bullshit
But shit's never gonna be like
Hey, we're gonna fucking bring a fucking case of beer to your kids' fucking baseball game
Wednesday and just get hammered
And berate everybody around
Hey, you know what, maybe that
This guy's team, this guy's kids bowling
Maybe we should go to a Little V game
And get all drunk and do a podcast from there
And interview some of the milfs
Interview some milfs
Jesus man, the mushrooms have gone to your head
You're not gonna go arrest children
I'm not gonna arrest the children, this is your moms
I am women
Fuck the kids, I don't care about the kids
We'll arrest their moms
The moms are looking for a guy just has bottom teeth
Nah, my teeth will be
You can't even come out to dinner
Motherfucker, I have my teeth tomorrow
Everything you gotta have to have
Football, I had my shit by Monday
Everything you have to have in a dinner is a milkshake form
He's like, I'm at the porter house
Come Monday, then Little League milfs will fucking want me, man
Man, that is the biggest farts I've ever heard
Your socks don't even match
Like they're gonna be looking at my socks
What's a Little League milfs?
Why you wanna...
I'm just thinking it's a good idea to go somewhere
Get wasted at like a baseball game
That's not a baseball game Larry
Yeah
Kind of it is, I mean, they're fucking playing baseball
I mean if there's a ball in an umpire, it's a game
Yeah
I'll let you go on that, I'll let you slip on that one
That's fine, you know, let you slide shall I say
It would be hard to do it at a Cubs game
It would be too fucking noisy
You know, socks game, a podcast from there
I'm thinking podcast
Oh, well, it's finally just caught on to the whole ring of the boys
Yeah, it's the first thing I said, man
We just wanna interview milfs for the podcast
Yeah
I mean, Jesus Christ
Maybe we can get some down here
No, not at all, we're not that type of podcast
Wow, we won't record that part
I mean, your wife is upstairs
No
This is Jenny, Jenny, gonna give you a blowjob
I'll tell her honey, turn the TV up
No, I will fucking call my lawyer down here
And he'll bury you in a shallow grave
Hopefully she's got life insurance on her
Ah, man, there's no life insurance
There's no fucking life insurance
One and a half to 3.5 and two
That's what I was watching yesterday, these guys
So I bring down that book
The interrogation show again
What interrogation show
What you're getting interrogated
They had a biker
And they got him down there on his murder
And it's like he's just blowing all the dudes
Biker Bob
And he got killed and they believe this guy killed him
And they were telling him that
Well, he had his girlfriend Nicole
That was a junkie
Shout out to my biker buddy Broadway Bob
So they ripped him off, they robbed this guy
Mark, the leader of the gang
They robbed him, tied her up
It was a fake robbery basically
And then when the guy found out about it
He killed Bagger Bob
Man, I don't know how much he should be talking about it
Is this real shit?
Oh no!
What the fuck is this?
It's old news
Some biker gang
They're like biker buddies
Local biker gang dude
Just your average biker
You can't keep it
Shout out
Alright, you know what
This is a good time
We're doing good
We still got a few minutes
I'm not
So he knew
They arrested him
They actually came to where they got him
They put handcuffs on him and drove him to the police station
They started asking him questions
He's like, what did I do?
Why did you kill the biker Bob though?
Yeah, he really did do it
He did do it
And so what happened?
Well, he was able to just keep him going
He was actually
He was ahead of the cops
What happened to this guy?
Did he die in a shootout?
Did he die in a drive?
Bagger Bob?
Bagger Bob got killed
He robbed the guy's house
The guy's house he robbed
The guy killed him
He killed him
That's brutal
Another biker
He tried to rob a biker's house
The other biker killed him
Alright, thank you very much
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Shout out to Broadway Bob
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Peace!