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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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So the section bridge.

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They put fluoride in shit in there, right?

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Yeah, fluoride's bad for you.

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Yeah, that's the stuff that I'm worried about.

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Well, fluoride's bad for you. It causes cancer.

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Do you remember we used to take shots of it at school?

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Right, yeah, we'd do that.

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They would give you shots of fluoride.

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Bullshit.

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Well, no, I don't know if you paid for it or not, but everybody did it.

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Whatever you had to pay for it, my mom paid for it because we weren't at Lowlifes.

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Anyways...

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Oh, you started? You didn't even get stoned yet.

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Yeah, we'd shoot it up and then if your teeth were red or the red spots were where there was a problem...

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Yeah, they would show you, it would show what's going on with your fucking...

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Yeah.

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Okay, welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. I'm Larry.

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I'm an artist formerly known as Needles.

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And...

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Sorry, I didn't know it was right there.

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Mark's here and he's still a fucking idiot.

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Time does not change.

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Touching the mouse and shit.

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Let's talk about...

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You're like a fucking child.

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Let's talk about when you...

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Thanks for coming in, Forty.

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You got smoking cigarettes down here.

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Yeah, no tears on your face.

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Can I smoke this?

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Yeah, well, yeah.

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What are you doing, man?

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We're smoking cigarettes for you.

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I didn't know...

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Why are you smoking?

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Because I have one.

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The guy's got cancer and he's smoking cigarettes.

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Smoking cigarettes.

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This fucking guy.

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Let's talk about brain cancer.

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Let's talk about...

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Yeah, here's what he was in Vegas and he was touching the person's fucking chips next to him.

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Not necessarily like that, but yes.

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You were touching other people's chips.

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Well, I'd never been there before.

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So people don't immediately touch other people's chips.

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Right, I don't know the rules really in Vegas, you know.

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And I'm an anti-person and there's all these chips and they're all different colors and numbers.

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And you know, the guy next to me, he's got a stack of them, all different kinds.

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I'm like, wow, those are really nice and they kind of get in there like, hey!

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He started touching me.

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They go, hey, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry.

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If somebody had to pile the money out, would you just start touching it?

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Of course.

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Apparently.

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Apparently he would.

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Just because he was around.

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How many times did they tell you?

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Oh, no, no, that was it.

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Six, seven times.

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No, there's a stealing of the guy's money, but no, the other thing was, yes.

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They finally kicked you off the table.

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They kicked out of anything.

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Bullshit.

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They didn't kick me out, but you have to keep your hands above the table too, you know.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I kept putting my hand on the table.

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Yeah, he's fucking just whacking his, wrecking his meat like what's that dude?

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On this little call.

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Yeah, Jeffrey Tubman.

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Yeah, that guy rocks dude.

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He brought lotion and napkins and everybody's still on the call.

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And he's like, your camera's on.

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Your camera's on.

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Oh, yeah, he was at home.

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He was at home.

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He just started wrecking his meat dude on like a call with 20 people.

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He could shout out to the tubes dude.

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Wherever it was.

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He'll give a fuck.

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National broadcast, like a broadcast.

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Yeah, I watched it today.

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It was pretty funny.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's very funny.

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Like they keep on telling them they're like, you know.

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It's no broadcast, but I'll.

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It was a meeting.

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It was live on TV.

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It was live on TV.

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They're waiting for you.

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You know what's really weird is.

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It was a Zoom call between people from the New York Post and NYU and shit like that.

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Yeah, it was a meeting.

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So that'd be great if you just wreck it.

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They were like, you know, between programs or like between commercials, commercials, you

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know, my assumption is he got all horned up from one of the hot chicks.

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Yes, we believe in anything here.

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I mean, you know, AC DC.

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Yeah, that's fine with me, man.

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Yeah, needles likes hot dudes.

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Hey man, the hotter the better.

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I mean, but I can't.

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I mean, I'm an equal opportunity employer.

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I don't mind that.

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I'm fucking out of not out already.

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I didn't know what was going on there for a minute.

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Oh, I saw some good shows last night.

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We'll rewatch it.

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First, there's the recs.

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Everyone crashes in the desert or the mountain to the loss and they got to get found or someone

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And you know what I mean?

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One of those shows like a disaster.

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Oh, like somebody like or like gets trapped in their car.

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Dramatic reenactments of dangerous situations.

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I don't like shows or dramatic reenactions.

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Yeah, I just started watching it.

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I mean, it's kind of, you know, I want to see the real shit.

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Yeah, it was good.

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Then I just stumbled across to the next one up after one of them was these two kids made

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their own and they were on it.

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They were on like they were lost in the park and they were never going to get out of there.

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They just survived the afternoon and shit.

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I don't know how the fuck people get lost like that.

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Well, they were really lost.

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They were joking, but it was a it was a joke.

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I never understood that.

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I mean, they'd always tell you know the fucking sun rises to the east and west and then you

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always have the north star.

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If you're smart enough to know that shit, right?

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And you know, most people today don't know shit.

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At what point?

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I mean, how the fuck don't you notice that?

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Do you think a fucking Gen Z knows where the fucking east and west is and where the sun

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Hardly, man.

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Hardly.

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That's a broad state.

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I think you're going to know.

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It is a it is a wide statement.

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Okay, let me rephrase that.

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Most of them there are.

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There's a lot of good ones.

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I gotta say a lot of shit.

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People don't know.

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You know what I mean?

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That there's I mean comments.

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You can't teach common sense.

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No, that you can't.

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That's one thing that you can't buy and you can't teach this fucking common sense.

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Because let me tell you, I work with some fucking dumb motherfuckers.

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And this fucking guy last week, when the fucking table saw almost cut his fucking hand off.

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Nice.

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Like we're all fucking working.

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I'm up on a lift and shit and guys like I don't know what he did if he slipped all of

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a sudden fucking screams and I looked down and someone just threw red paint on the ground.

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What everywhere?

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Oh yeah, it was fucking.

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I mean, and right in the middle of the job site too, there were probably fucking 10 guys

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there and then you know, you know, you look like a fucking mama Luke because you cut your

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It was bad.

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Like a fucking chop sod and for microphone.

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Oh, it was really severe.

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I would, you know, it was really scary.

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You can't super glue it.

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Yeah, you kind of can't make fun of the guy.

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But when it's, you gotta make totally.

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He's an asshole.

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You want to use usually I'll just super glue my shit together.

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But this was a super glue.

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Electrical tape and super glue.

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You could have super glue this one.

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No, this needed a lot of stitches.

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You know, either that or like some of that Duraceal that rubber shit in the can.

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Flex seal.

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Flex seal.

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I don't think that shit's good to get your blood streamed, Larry.

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I mean, but compared all the other stuff we put in our bodies.

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I think flex seal isn't as bad as McDonald's.

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You fucking made a boat out of it.

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You made a boat out of it?

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Yeah, I took a screen.

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Yeah, the bottom of the boat.

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And fucking guy.

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Who was the other dude that did the Billy Mays?

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Yeah, Billy Mays.

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The dude, he fucking died of a cocaine overdose on a plane.

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Billy Mays.

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Billy Mays, friend of the show.

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Oxy clean.

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Cotton.

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Oxy clean.

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He keeps me right out.

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Oxy clean me right out.

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I don't, some of that shit's hilarious though.

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That made the stuff as you see it on TV.

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Yeah, some of it works though too.

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Like the Sham Wow.

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Sham Wow is awesome.

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But I mean.

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I love the Sham Wow.

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I want a Sham Wow.

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I need another Sham Wow.

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I need another Sham Wow.

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I do.

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The Sham Wow is not a sham.

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It's really good.

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They are good.

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They're super absorbent.

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They're very, I mean yeah.

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Well, I want you to get it broken in and really get used to it.

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That's why they sold the fucking shit ton.

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I saw years ago they were selling that thing at the county fair,

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Do-Wage County Fair.

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It was Morrison Boys.

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Nice.

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Yeah, the guy, and it was the same guy with the microphone on the ear.

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Oh, like they were doing a presentation?

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Yeah, he had a booth at the fair and he was doing a presentation.

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That whole area of that.

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Like snake oil.

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Yes.

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Like they're fucking selling his snake oil.

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Yeah, they're selling his snake oil and weirs.

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Fucking wigwams and whatever.

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Wigwams and Gugags.

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Protection from evil spirits.

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What's that?

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Chotskies and whatever they have for you to protect your evil spirits and shit.

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Evil spirits.

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Like they would sell something, a trinket or whatever to protect you from evil spirits.

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Oh, like a fucking, oh.

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Like Larry's medallion.

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This fucking thing.

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This guy keeps on bringing the enemy into the lab and I don't like it.

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Evil spirits.

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That's for radioactivity.

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No, it's not.

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It's that snake oil right there.

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That's the fucking thing.

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If you look up.

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Pet Rock is what it is.

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It's a pet rock.

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I'd be, you know, I'd respect Larry Morphe.

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He wore a pet rock on a chain.

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It's the same on a pet rock.

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I don't like that thing around me, man.

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I got it.

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I'm telling you, I'm recording this.

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Pet Rock.

268
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But whatever if you're bigger with a crown of those.

269
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A crown of the medallions?

270
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I wouldn't want to have that thing in your brain, dude.

271
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You're a fucking fan.

272
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A magnetic crown of those things.

273
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A magnetic crown of Larry's fucking medallions.

274
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That fucking, man, let me tell you this.

275
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What things that will be good?

276
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I don't know.

277
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They say the.

278
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Keep the fucking 5G out of your skull.

279
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I hope you'll keep the fucking, just keep the voices in your head.

280
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Now they won't be able to get out.

281
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And other people won't hear them.

282
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Yeah, that's fucking.

283
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Man, you got some loud motherfucking voices.

284
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Yeah, I don't think that thing does shit, Larry.

285
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Like I said, it's a fucking placebo.

286
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Well, whatever.

287
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It does shit.

288
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How do you know?

289
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It makes $50 a fucking.

290
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100 bucks for two of those fucking things.

291
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We already talked about this last year.

292
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Yeah, it's 90 bucks for two of them.

293
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So that's what it does.

294
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It makes some fucking.

295
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I told Larry, I wanted Larry to get a job there so we could fucking expose these people.

296
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I do.

297
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I want to get a job there.

298
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They probably got all kinds of shit there.

299
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I want to see how they molecularly bond this shit together.

300
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Did you see the silver gold coin?

301
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Man, look at this thing.

302
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000
It keeps it keeps freaking me out.

303
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It's not orange.

304
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000
It's change.

305
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000
Well, that's the color of the recording.

306
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000
It keeps clicking to the color of the track.

307
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000
That shouldn't do that until we're done recording for the people at home.

308
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000
My fucking computer is really acting crazy.

309
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000
So that's why we had to move the lab.

310
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We had to come into the lab.

311
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The gold coins.

312
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They still be working now.

313
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We lost a fucking episode.

314
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But that's all right though.

315
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The one that's lost episodes.

316
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Have you seen the gold coins or something on TV right now?

317
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000
No, which ones?

318
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000
The ones that are new, uncirculated.

319
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They're like triple struck.

320
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So the relief is really deep.

321
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Yeah.

322
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How much is it?

323
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Real pretty picture on there.

324
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000
I always found that so funny how money is worth.

325
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:39,000
It is a $1 and is a $100 solid gold coin.

326
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000
They don't make those Sacajaweal ones anymore, do they?

327
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000
I don't think so.

328
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They're selling it for $3,000.

329
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Oh shit.

330
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000
What is it?

331
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000
Like an eighth of an ounce?

332
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000
It's an ounce.

333
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000
Oh, it's a whole ounce?

334
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000
Wow, I remember when weed used to be more expensive than gold.

335
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000
Yeah.

336
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Yeah, more than more, man.

337
00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,000
Like fucking an ounce of weed was $400.

338
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000
They said the price of all these going up.

339
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
What is that?

340
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Gold?

341
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000
Yeah, $3,000.

342
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000
You buy it here for $3,000 and some place are already paying $90,000.

343
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:15,000
That's such bullshit because if they were, they'd be selling it to them for $9,000, right?

344
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
That's right.

345
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,000
That's why I don't understand all that.

346
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I understand if they mint it wrong.

347
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You know, then there's something wrong with it.

348
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Then it's worth a lot.

349
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
A discrepancy in it or something like that.

350
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
These are nice.

351
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These are great.

352
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Well, that's the only way I could see that shit's worth money.

353
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000
Like I don't understand like they make a fucking gold coin.

354
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
And we're gonna re-edit a lot of them.

355
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Yeah, we should move that thing down by his face.

356
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
And you know, he's gonna be leaning forward.

357
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
I got it.

358
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I'm not out there to set the mic.

359
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000
We're not out, mode.

360
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000
I'm not out there to set the fucking pipe, man.

361
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000
What the fuck is that saying?

362
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Look at the floor mic.

363
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000
He's like a fucking, he's like a San Franciscan.

364
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,000
The fact that you're laying on the ground like this.

365
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Just on the ground.

366
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He's a real low-bulb.

367
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000
He's just leaned over.

368
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
We got him.

369
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
It's all the way by his knees and shit.

370
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000
A little low-bulb, at least.

371
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000
I'm gonna ask you something.

372
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
It's a lower, lower.

373
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
The Portland record.

374
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000
Not in the sewer.

375
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A little bit above the sewer.

376
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Just a little bit.

377
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Fucking it.

378
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000
That's funny.

379
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000
All right, I want you to guess the state about this story that I'm about to tell you.

380
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000
I don't know if you heard this already or not.

381
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
I might have, but if I didn't.

382
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,000
So hundreds of pounds of pasta were found dumped.

383
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It was in New Jersey.

384
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
Yeah.

385
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Soft-mo-geese.

386
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Can't throw a meatball without hitting a grease hand.

387
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
No, you can't.

388
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Or a grease ball.

389
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000
You really can't.

390
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
What's up?

391
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
What's that?

392
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
Was the pasta stolen pasta?

393
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000
No, no, no.

394
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Raw pasta.

395
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000
It was deep cooked.

396
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
It was cooked.

397
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
It was cooked.

398
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000
It was cooked.

399
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
It was cooked.

400
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000
No shit.

401
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Yeah.

402
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Fucking, um, about 500 pounds.

403
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Oh, wow.

404
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Yeah.

405
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Wow.

406
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
So it just basically what happened is, so yeah, it was uncooked.

407
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Right.

408
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
And it was just, it was just dumped, like, what do you call it?

409
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
You know what I mean?

410
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
In a lake?

411
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
It wasn't in boxes or anything.

412
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Right, right.

413
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
It was just cooked and dumped.

414
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Yeah.

415
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
It was uncooked.

416
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,440
It was cooked because the picture that I saw, it looked like there was strands of spaghetti

417
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,440
draped over shit.

418
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,440
I didn't see that one.

419
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,440
I saw a different one.

420
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:23,640
It looked like it was like in a drainage ditch on the side of a fucking highway or something.

421
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Yeah, it was like a lake cooked pasta.

422
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640
A lake cooked by a retention pond and shit.

423
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640
Yeah, lake cooked.

424
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640
The dudes' mom died.

425
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640
And they had this thing.

426
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640
Is that what happened?

427
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:35,000
Yeah, and fucking, they don't pick up like bulk garbage over there.

428
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh.

429
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600
So, like, you can't throw a couch out.

430
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,600
You can't, you know what I mean?

431
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,600
Like, you're actually fucking stuck with it.

432
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,600
Yeah.

433
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,600
Yeah, so he can't fill up fucking.

434
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,600
How long would that take you to do 500 pounds of fucking pasta every week?

435
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,600
Oh, you know what I mean?

436
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600
Yeah, yeah.

437
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,600
It's like me when I fucking throw out my...

438
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,600
Who cooks 500 pounds of pasta, like?

439
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,600
My branches and shit from my yard.

440
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,600
You're supposed to buy a sticker and I just shove it in my garbage can and throw garbage

441
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
bags on top.

442
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Man, reviews and opinions expressed on this podcast are not indicative of needle.

443
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,600
I don't know.

444
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:12,480
By the time they see the... I know, by the time they see the... its branches, it's already

445
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,000
dumped into the thing.

446
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,600
A couple times they said shit to me, but usually the guy doesn't give a fuck.

447
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,600
Well, it's not like you're throwing a shit ton in it.

448
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600
No, no, man.

449
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600
I mean, you can't fucking...

450
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,600
You'll get away with it for a little bit, but you can't just have a fucking little accident.

451
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,600
I'm not like my next door neighbor who's manicuring his lawn every fucking minute and he's got

452
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,600
tons of waste.

453
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,600
I have hardly anything.

454
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600
Yeah, no.

455
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600
I don't do shit.

456
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,600
You're just a waste.

457
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,600
Yeah, oh, thanks.

458
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,600
It's so funny.

459
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,600
I haven't got you right there.

460
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,600
No, it didn't get me.

461
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,600
It's just that you're tired of that you laugh at your own fucking dumb joke.

462
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600
The fucking...

463
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,600
If you're laughing at a man, I might as well.

464
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600
Okay.

465
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600
Okay, I'm sorry.

466
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600
Please, please.

467
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600
Let's talk about Tourette's.

468
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600
Oh, man.

469
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,600
Let me tell you.

470
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600
He's got it.

471
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
I...

472
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600
He just does the N-word over and over again.

473
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Yeah, I wrote a song about Mark.

474
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,600
What did you think I got, Tourette's?

475
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600
Exactly.

476
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
You wrote a song about it?

477
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,600
It's called Devil's Tattoo and it was like...

478
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600
Devil's Tattoo?

479
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:11,600
...I had this old-ass dictionary I had and it had all this stuff for Devil.

480
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,600
You know, me and Mary were looking shit up and it said Devil's Tattoo.

481
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:22,600
Someone that can't control their actions and they yell out for no reason and they fucking bang on the table.

482
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600
Really?

483
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600
That's what's so...

484
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,600
And they'll yell out in agony and I'm like, holy shit, that's Mark.

485
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,600
So I wrote Devil's Tattoo about Mark, the Team Rocket song.

486
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah.

487
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,600
Fuck it.

488
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,600
But really what that is is Tourette's and they just didn't have a name for it yet.

489
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,600
Dude, there's on TikTok, but I see these clips.

490
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,600
There's a girl and her sister.

491
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,600
Her sister has Tourette's.

492
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,600
Mark has Tourette's.

493
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,600
No.

494
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,600
And they'll bake together.

495
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:54,600
So she bakes with her and she'll just be like, open in a bag of flour and then she like, shakes really quick and she's like,

496
00:15:54,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Mother fucking con piss shit like she did.

497
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,600
I'm gonna make some recordings of Mark.

498
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,600
He's under control right now.

499
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,600
Look at these little fucking trinkets I made, Mark.

500
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,600
Dude, she fucking...

501
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,600
This lady, or...

502
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:18,600
Larry, this lady, when she's cooking with her sister, she like calls her fat content shit.

503
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600
Like, it's the hilarious...

504
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,600
She's like fat content.

505
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,600
And she'll... man, they're fucking funny as hell.

506
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,600
Okay, we'll back to Tourette's now.

507
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,600
No, Mark will yell out and shit and I'm like, what's wrong, man?

508
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
He's like, what?

509
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,600
And I'm like, dude, you're fucking screaming out.

510
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh, you realize that he's doing it?

511
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,600
Yeah.

512
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,600
Well, I'll sing part of a song maybe.

513
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,600
Yeah, but that's not Tourette's.

514
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,600
Tourette's is fucking...

515
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,600
What do you mean?

516
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600
Now you're a doctor when you reach...

517
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,600
Sometimes he's saying, fuck, fuck.

518
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600
Yeah, but that's not Tourette's though.

519
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,600
He can control it.

520
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,600
He can't...

521
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,600
The difference, there's a thin line between...

522
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
I can and I can.

523
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
I bet full blown.

524
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,600
You're just fucking...

525
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,600
No, he's not full blown.

526
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
He's not full blown Tourette's.

527
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,600
You just have fucking...

528
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,600
He's got a mild fucking case of Tourette's.

529
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,600
He's got a mild case of the fucking...

530
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,600
He's anxiousness.

531
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,600
He's anxious is what I got.

532
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,600
He's smart.

533
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,600
He's anxious.

534
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,600
He's anxious.

535
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,600
He's got a wild case of anxiousness.

536
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,600
Why?

537
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600
What are you so anxious for?

538
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,600
Why do I have to do things?

539
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,600
Why do I have to do stuff?

540
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,600
What does that have to do with being anxious?

541
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,600
I don't do anything.

542
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,600
I just do something.

543
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,600
What do you mean?

544
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,600
I don't even know, man.

545
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600
You don't even know?

546
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,600
You're just saying words now?

547
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,600
I'm just having a hard time.

548
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,600
Yeah, this is reshmarted, dude.

549
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,600
I've had a real hard time not doing nothing.

550
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,600
I said that.

551
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,600
You're just tired of having to fuck around.

552
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,600
You're just sitting at home watching fucking reenactment.

553
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600
Dropping the fucking phone 200 times.

554
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,600
Cheap etiquette and equest.

555
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,600
And the Porsche, you ain't around either.

556
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,600
So you got that old place to run to yourself, man.

557
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:47,600
Jesus Christ, if those walls can talk, who knows what the fuck is going on in there?

558
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,600
Oh, not much. I'm cleaning a lot.

559
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600
Is that what you'd like to do?

560
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,600
Yeah, do it on the floor.

561
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,600
Yeah, I bet you're cleaning.

562
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,600
Fucking hunched over in the middle of a living room.

563
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,600
Oh, stop.

564
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600
Please.

565
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,600
Oh, my God.

566
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:09,600
Just standing there for two hours because no one can wake up.

567
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,600
Fuck every good day.

568
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,600
You mean you never did that?

569
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600
I did that.

570
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600
Yeah, everybody, I did that.

571
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,600
We all did that.

572
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Yeah, fuck, man.

573
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:23,600
Just barely the best is watching somebody and they're about to tip.

574
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,600
Yeah.

575
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:31,600
So like all high, not it out and they get to that point, they're like full chrome or they get to see it and they snap too.

576
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600
Yeah.

577
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,600
And they fucking go back and then they fucking snap.

578
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,600
It's like that little bird in the water.

579
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,600
As you follow him, you wake up.

580
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,600
What's that?

581
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,600
It's like that little bird with the water glass.

582
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600
Oh, yeah.

583
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,600
That fucking goes back and forth.

584
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,600
What the fuck is that called?

585
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600
Everyone knows what he is, man.

586
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,600
He's like a test tube little fucking bird.

587
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,600
He looks like a little crack beeper, beaker thing.

588
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600
Yeah, it goes.

589
00:18:53,600 --> 00:19:00,600
He's got a felt head and I think he wet his head and he drinks the water and then he slows down and gets lower and lower.

590
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600
Yeah, no, I just can't think of what it's called.

591
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,600
Me either.

592
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Fuck, I forgot.

593
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,600
It's like a 70s or 60s.

594
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,600
Is it all about the Tourette's or just talking about it and forth may or may not have Tourette's?

595
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,600
That's it.

596
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,600
That was all I have on it.

597
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600
I mean this fucking guy.

598
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,600
I thought he would be more interesting.

599
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,600
It would be interesting if there was a film aspect.

600
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,600
Well, I mean the film aspect.

601
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,600
This guy is just, he can't sit still.

602
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,600
It's me anxiety sitting next to him.

603
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,600
I know I can tell.

604
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,600
You'll stand up two or three fucking times.

605
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,600
Did they tell you when you were a kid, Mark, sit still.

606
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,600
Mark, sit still.

607
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Stop fucking moving.

608
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600
Stop it.

609
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,600
A lot.

610
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600
I think everybody's got anxiety now.

611
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,600
Now that it's fucking, now that we know what it is.

612
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600
I don't have it.

613
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,600
I think fucking parents weren't fucking, they didn't have it.

614
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,600
I had extra gym.

615
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,600
I used to have two gym classes.

616
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600
Jesus Christ.

617
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,600
You were fucking all wound up.

618
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600
Yeah, yeah.

619
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,600
They took me and a couple other kids for second gym every day.

620
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600
Really?

621
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,600
Yeah, it was fun.

622
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,600
We played with everyone.

623
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,600
I've never heard of a second gym.

624
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,600
That's the first time I've ever heard of it.

625
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600
We're at second gym.

626
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,600
We're gonna run this retard.

627
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,600
Maybe we do it with special retires.

628
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600
Right.

629
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,600
What time was it?

630
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,600
Like right one after the next one?

631
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600
No, no, no.

632
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600
What did you have a break in between?

633
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,600
Actually, the weight was a force to school weight.

634
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,600
Jim Reese's gym.

635
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,600
No, it was kind of like that.

636
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,600
We're gonna fucking wear it.

637
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600
Where is it?

638
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600
It's down.

639
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600
They were trying to do.

640
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600
They're still trying to do.

641
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
The school was real big.

642
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600
It was an old high school, Elgin Central Elementary.

643
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600
It was on the park, I believe.

644
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600
It's probably still there, I forgot to say.

645
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600
Probably ghosts there.

646
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,600
Scooby-Doo should probably check it out.

647
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
Scooby-Doo.

648
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,600
So like a couple of floors were for junior high.

649
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,600
Go for those regular grammar skids in high school.

650
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,600
So the school was huge.

651
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,600
And there was still like a whole basement part that wasn't being used and shit.

652
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:52,600
So one day the principal had us come and, you know, clean it out like get shit out of

653
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,600
there and stuff.

654
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,600
All kinds of old stuff.

655
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,600
Where did he touch you?

656
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,600
Yeah, point on Larry where he touched you.

657
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600
He did it.

658
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,600
I was really surprised.

659
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Nobody blessed me that day.

660
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,600
I got out of there safely.

661
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600
Everybody else got molested.

662
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,600
Everyone else got molested.

663
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,600
I feel lost out.

664
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600
Except me.

665
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,600
You know, I'm glad he whatever was, he didn't like me.

666
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,600
Maybe it was Tourette.

667
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600
She didn't want to check me out.

668
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,600
You just yelling out the right thing.

669
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,600
And were over the top.

670
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600
So I know probably best.

671
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,600
You know what's kind of hard of molest a kid with Tourette's.

672
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,600
You know what I mean?

673
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,600
I might talk.

674
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,600
That's the only way you get out of a molestation if you have Tourette's.

675
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,600
Like you try to rape a chick with Tourette's too.

676
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,600
Dude, why are you laughing about raping a chick?

677
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,600
What kind of weirdo are you?

678
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,600
Jesus.

679
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,600
Oh my God, you're making me use the Lord's name and fame.

680
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,600
Oh my Lord, help me Lord.

681
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,600
Sorry.

682
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600
Excuse me.

683
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,600
We can't joke about anything.

684
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,600
Not about when you're laughing about a man.

685
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,600
So molesting children is okay.

686
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,600
That's funny.

687
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,600
Not rape.

688
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,600
Well no.

689
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,600
Okay, so raping a child?

690
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,600
No.

691
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,600
No rape.

692
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600
Larry.

693
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,600
Who was the person you had when the phone was ringing?

694
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,600
It was a big child molester.

695
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Who was you talking about?

696
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Who?

697
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Mary was talking to a big child molester?

698
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,600
It was a guy on the phone today, right?

699
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
Mary was talking to a child molester.

700
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
What were you talking about?

701
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
You weren't even here today.

702
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,600
I think that was a fucking fentanyl ring.

703
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600
Yeah, I did.

704
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,600
You had it yesterday when I was here.

705
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,600
You knocked it out in the living room and you said it's your house.

706
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,600
That was yesterday.

707
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,600
Mary, who's the chomo you're talking to?

708
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,600
Yeah, she was talking something about one of those guys.

709
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,600
She was talking about a child molester?

710
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600
I don't remember.

711
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,600
I think she's...

712
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,600
That was just Epstein.

713
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Oh, she might have been talking to one of her friends about Epstein.

714
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Yeah, I think she's talking to Epstein on the phone.

715
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600
From the grave.

716
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
I don't know.

717
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,600
I think he's still alive.

718
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Oh yeah.

719
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,600
You know what I mean?

720
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,600
Yeah.

721
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600
Well, he's supposed to have been killed already?

722
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600
Who?

723
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600
Epstein.

724
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600
Jeffrey Epstein.

725
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600
That's his name.

726
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600
Yeah.

727
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600
Okay, what do you mean?

728
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,600
What do you think he is?

729
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,600
I don't know.

730
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600
Is that a dude already?

731
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600
He's a little St. James.

732
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Already, dude?

733
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600
He's been fucking dead.

734
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600
He's been dead for like three years.

735
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,600
Oh, he got killed in prison.

736
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,600
Well...

737
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,600
Supposedly.

738
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600
Allegedly.

739
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,600
Allegedly they killed him, right?

740
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Allegedly he...

741
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600
Allegedly he killed himself.

742
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Yeah, he killed himself.

743
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,600
But you know that's bullshit.

744
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,600
But his ego was too big for him to kill himself.

745
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Yeah, either way.

746
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,600
And you know that they had to fucking kill that motherfucker.

747
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600
Because there was too many...

748
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,600
Well, I think that...

749
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,600
It was either of his children's advice, yes?

750
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,600
What's that?

751
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600
It was...

752
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,600
It's not the...

753
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,600
Yeah, the inmates don't like crimes against children.

754
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,600
Oh yeah, child molesters and people that are his children.

755
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,760
But it was like, you know, I'm talking about the upper people, the people that are involved

756
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,600
in child trafficking and molesting.

757
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Right, the more big you know...

758
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,200
Everybody just sit back here, it comes...

759
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:52,600
Bill and fucking George and fucking Joe, you know, all those guys.

760
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:57,600
I mean, you might as well just say last names too, since we're already implicating everybody.

761
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,600
You know.

762
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
No, I don't.

763
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
Fucking perverts at the top, man.

764
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,600
Dude, everybody's a pervert to fucks.

765
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600
Yeah, yeah.

766
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,600
The internet porn is what...

767
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,600
I'm not a fucking pervert, though, that's the thing.

768
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,600
Yeah, you are.

769
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,600
No, I'm not, man.

770
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,600
You should see some gawking at those children.

771
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600
You think I'm a pervert.

772
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,600
Fuck you!

773
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,600
Seriously.

774
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,600
Dude, I was sitting right next to you and you made the sound.

775
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,600
But you were about to eat a burrito.

776
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
Oh my God.

777
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600
You are so...

778
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Oh my God, it was...

779
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:32,600
Me don't see these little kids and he gets all excited and goes, settle down and turn it

780
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600
out and be...

781
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,600
Fuck you, I didn't do anything.

782
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Like a true pervert to fuck.

783
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:44,600
I mean, Jesus, Larry.

784
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Fucking A, where these kids are walking down the street and...

785
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,600
You're fucking weirdo.

786
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
I'm the weirdo.

787
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,600
I'm telling the truth.

788
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
I didn't even see the kids until you're pointing them out.

789
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
You had a cotter roll response.

790
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,600
You can't tell these girls, too, they...

791
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600
No, you can tell them.

792
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600
They dressed up on purpose.

793
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600
Well, yeah, they have to.

794
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,600
We don't want to walk around naked.

795
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,600
They dress up on purpose, yeah.

796
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600
They definitely do that.

797
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,600
Imagine if they walked around naked, poor Larry'd run into a male.

798
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,600
Well, then you'd know they're 13.

799
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,600
What's that?

800
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,600
Then you would know they were too young.

801
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,600
If they're naked?

802
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,600
Yeah, I mean...

803
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
That doesn't make any sense.

804
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,600
I don't know what you're talking about.

805
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600
What the hell are you talking about?

806
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,600
How would you know if they're 13?

807
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600
Well, that wasn't fully developed yet.

808
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,600
Maybe something.

809
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,600
Oh, man, we're getting into some murky water here.

810
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,600
The way you just said that made my skin grow a little bit.

811
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,600
We were searching for a show and then you were going to know.

812
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,600
Who says that?

813
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600
Oh, my God.

814
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,600
That's like some dark web shit.

815
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,600
How can you tell?

816
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Because their skin is so soft.

817
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
Oh, man.

818
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Actually, I don't know how you can tell.

819
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,600
I'm sure you can just tell, though, you know.

820
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
Son of a bitch.

821
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,600
Because she's crying and crouched down.

822
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,600
What are you describing?

823
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,600
I just try to say it.

824
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,600
Crying and crouched down?

825
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,600
That's not how you describe it.

826
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,600
It's a mistake.

827
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,600
A younger girl for an older girl.

828
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,600
But when they're down there crying, all crouched in the corner, you kind of know.

829
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,600
You can't tell if they're too young for this.

830
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,600
Oh, man.

831
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,600
A little bit too late at that point if she's crouched in the corner crying.

832
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
All right.

833
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,600
You kind of just...

834
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600
You know what you could do, Ed, for?

835
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,600
You could just ask her how old she is.

836
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Yeah.

837
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,600
No, that's too much work, right?

838
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
What?

839
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Nothing.

840
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,600
It's like you hear the silence for a minute.

841
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,600
It's very funny.

842
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,600
Oh, man.

843
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,600
God.

844
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,600
Don't even know where to do that sort of thing anymore.

845
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,600
What?

846
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,600
Get a girl like that, a prostitution girl.

847
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Well, yeah, you should get a tube.

848
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Why don't you get a tube?

849
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:49,600
A tube.

850
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,600
A toot.

851
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,600
Prostitute.

852
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,600
Oh, a toot.

853
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,600
A toot.

854
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,600
A toot.

855
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,600
You're a fucking toot.

856
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,600
You have my toot for the night.

857
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,600
Rosies with me here.

858
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Wait, what's that?

859
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Rosies.

860
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,600
It's toot.

861
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,600
Like toot, rose.

862
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600
Rosy palm.

863
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,600
Run.

864
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,600
He didn't put a little wig on.

865
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,600
This roomer they had.

866
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,600
You should have stuck.

867
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,600
He's not dressed up like a woman.

868
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,600
He's touching the ground.

869
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,600
She's on the ground crying.

870
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:29,600
Of all the assholes I have to be attached to is this one.

871
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:35,600
I had a roommate who lived in the city and he liked to get prostitutes.

872
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600
He what?

873
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600
He likes to get prostitutes.

874
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,600
What's wrong with that?

875
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,600
It's the oldest business.

876
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,600
When he got the drugs, he'd get the prostitutes.

877
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
Oh, so he'd get street walkers and shit.

878
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,600
Yeah, the guy would pick them up for him.

879
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,600
The dealer guy.

880
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600
The dealer would pick up the toots?

881
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,600
Yeah, or he'd do something.

882
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,600
Drop some toots off with the fucking toots.

883
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,600
If it's the drug dealer down in the city, 99%.

884
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,600
Yes, he dropped some toots off with the toots.

885
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,600
He's passed a few times already today.

886
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Well, I'm sure they mean the fucking prostitutes and drug dealers go hand in hand.

887
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,600
Yes, they could have done each other.

888
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Cock and hand.

889
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,600
Either way, downhill in the city.

890
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,600
She comes in whatever.

891
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600
We actually got to know the girl.

892
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600
She kind of became a regular around there.

893
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,600
Around where?

894
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Around the apartment.

895
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,600
Coming over.

896
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,600
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

897
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,600
She was working by the apartment or was she?

898
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,600
No, no, no.

899
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,600
She just kept coming over.

900
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
To your house?

901
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Yeah, after Ron called to get things.

902
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,600
Oh, okay, your roommate.

903
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,600
You can say it, Mark Crack.

904
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,600
He always said, go pick up Crack.

905
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,600
You know, get to Crack, but her name was Crack.

906
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,600
Her name though.

907
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,600
If we're getting her fucking name.

908
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Horry Ferguson.

909
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600
I don't know if it's known.

910
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Yeah.

911
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600
So, what do you mean he's cousin?

912
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Mary Magie.

913
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600
Mary Magie.

914
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,600
Oh, I can't remember.

915
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Okay, this is.

916
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600
It doesn't really matter what her name was.

917
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Yeah, it doesn't really matter what their name was.

918
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,600
I mean, she's a hooker.

919
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,600
Shiniqua.

920
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,600
What are you going to say?

921
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,600
Something like that.

922
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Something like that.

923
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,600
So, was she good looking?

924
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Yeah, yeah.

925
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
I mean, what was she?

926
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,600
Was she a cracker?

927
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,600
Crack head.

928
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,600
How?

929
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,600
Was she a crack?

930
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,600
Crack head fucking age?

931
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,600
Did she do dope too?

932
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,600
Or did she just, because you got to, when you're a hooker, you really can't do dope.

933
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,600
No, but you smoke crack.

934
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,600
They smoke crack.

935
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600
Yeah, most of them do.

936
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,600
I never saw her do any dope, but she did.

937
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,600
I was doing hair when they're not hooking for long.

938
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
Right.

939
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,600
Very well.

940
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,600
You can't, you can't get it not out on your job.

941
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,600
So, you guys were just smoking crack with the prostitute in your living room?

942
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Yeah.

943
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Yeah.

944
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,600
So, that's not dirt bag shit.

945
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,600
I mean, that's what everybody does on Wednesday afternoon.

946
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,600
You know?

947
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
Yeah, Tuesday mornings.

948
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,600
Yeah, you know, whatever day it was.

949
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,600
Anything with the fucking wine.

950
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,600
All the time.

951
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,600
And, where is that going with it?

952
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,600
Oh, so, Bibi, that was the ghost name, Bibi.

953
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,600
Bibi, that's nothing like so.

954
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
That's what you call nowhere near.

955
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Bibi.

956
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,600
What the fuck, dude?

957
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,600
Hey, go buy the microphone, because you keep on fucking it out.

958
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600
Bibi, it's Bibi.

959
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:02,600
And so, sometimes at night, I'd have to go out and get the crack by myself, because I couldn't

960
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600
reach slim.

961
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,600
So, I'd go to the projects.

962
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,600
Oh, that's with Rockwell Gardens.

963
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,600
Oh, boy.

964
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,600
And every now and then, I'd see Bibi, you know.

965
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600
Yeah, I could see her.

966
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,600
She lived at Rockwell Gardens?

967
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,600
Yeah, well, I don't know if she lived there, but she was working there.

968
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600
How far was it?

969
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Prostitute around the corner, yeah.

970
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600
How far was it from your house?

971
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,600
Oh, not far.

972
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600
I lived on Clinton, 500 South.

973
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600
Oh, okay.

974
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,600
I had to go up to Jackson.

975
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,600
Oh, okay, yeah.

976
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,600
Jackson, Western.

977
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600
A couple of minutes.

978
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600
Yeah.

979
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Not that bad.

980
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
Dude, they got Mad Hall Day, not over there.

981
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600
They're not like Sister Row, they got Mad Horses over there.

982
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,600
It was all dude, now.

983
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,600
They used to have the run-down buildings.

984
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,600
Yeah.

985
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
You know, the weather was all...

986
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
That's all gentrified and shit.

987
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,600
Right, yeah.

988
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,600
But that's probably a good thing.

989
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,600
Mimi's probably fucking gotta go somewhere else.

990
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
RIP Mimi.

991
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Yeah.

992
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
She's still out there, Mimi.

993
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
We love you.

994
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Yeah.

995
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Smoking Rock for me.

996
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
What other things?

997
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,600
So, we'd wave sometimes at each other.

998
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600
I'd stop, talk to her.

999
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
What are you gonna do?

1000
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,600
Prostitute.

1001
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Yeah, hi.

1002
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,600
How you doing, Mimi?

1003
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,600
How you doing?

1004
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,480
I don't get that, man.

1005
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,480
I'm just smoking crack and walking around on the street.

1006
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,480
You know what I mean?

1007
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,480
I know.

1008
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Well, if you gotta know where to go.

1009
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,480
Right.

1010
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480
Well, but I'm...

1011
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480
When you're used to smoking crack.

1012
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,480
Yeah, dude.

1013
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,480
And you're used to walking around on the street.

1014
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,480
I don't fucking understand that, man.

1015
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,480
I know, it's a rough one.

1016
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,480
Three.

1017
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,480
I used to ride around on my Schwinn bike and fucking smoke crack.

1018
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
Oh, yeah, you did.

1019
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,480
Fuck that.

1020
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,480
I'd fucking stop and I'd be, you know, I'd stop in the fucking street.

1021
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,480
I'd be like in front of someone's house.

1022
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,480
I'd be looking around, take a big hit, pedal away.

1023
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480
And say, God, I hope they don't fucking...

1024
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Oh, God, does that sound horrible?

1025
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480
Get mad or get tired.

1026
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480
It sounds horrible.

1027
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,480
It sounds horrible.

1028
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,480
It was horrible.

1029
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,480
It sounds like the worst.

1030
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,480
The guy that I'd be partying with was like, I'm going to work now.

1031
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,480
And this guy, one time, this guy was so brutal.

1032
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,480
One time, he told this guy to fucking leave and the guy didn't want to leave and he punched

1033
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,480
the shit out of the guy and then kicked him in the fucking throat and he stopped.

1034
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,480
So when he told me it's time to leave, I'd be like, okay, man, see you later.

1035
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,480
And so I'd be all fucked up and riding around on my bike still smoking crack.

1036
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,480
Going to work, dude.

1037
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,480
I didn't go to work.

1038
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,480
He was going to work.

1039
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,480
I know you weren't going to work.

1040
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,480
I think everybody knows that.

1041
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,480
He went to work.

1042
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,480
There's an airline pilot.

1043
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,480
What's that?

1044
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,480
There's an airline pilot.

1045
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,480
Yeah.

1046
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,480
Kindergarten teacher.

1047
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,480
Just broken ripping blasts in the bathroom.

1048
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,480
I'll be right back, kids.

1049
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,480
Do a couple of mad problems or something.

1050
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,480
Dude, it's riding your bike smoking crack.

1051
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,480
I mean, that's some homeless shit right there.

1052
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,480
You just stopped to get high.

1053
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,480
I watched a show with a kid in Florida who was running at his crack and his pipe and

1054
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480
it's just pretty much waterproof.

1055
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480
He runs right through.

1056
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,480
Not crack.

1057
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,480
Crack's not waterproof.

1058
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Whoa.

1059
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Yeah, it is.

1060
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,480
It's pretty much it.

1061
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480
Crack?

1062
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,480
Yeah.

1063
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,480
It's waterproof.

1064
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,480
It's going to turn back to a fucking air.

1065
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,480
No, it won't.

1066
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,480
It won't turn back into a rock.

1067
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,480
If it's soft enough, it'll touch it down.

1068
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,480
But if you just get it wet, it'll happen.

1069
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480
Yeah, but it'll harden back up.

1070
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,480
Right.

1071
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,480
Anyways, you could turn it back into a sewer.

1072
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,480
Yeah.

1073
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,480
You could even put some more soda in there and make it better.

1074
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,480
Whatever.

1075
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,480
The kids run through the fucking like, party never glades.

1076
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,480
That's our new sponsor, Armand Hammer.

1077
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,480
Two kid waves from his family.

1078
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,480
People are fucking baking soda.

1079
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,480
Except the rest comes with the rest of his bacon.

1080
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,480
Let this guy tell his fucking story.

1081
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,480
Oh, sorry.

1082
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480
Come on.

1083
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480
People are chasing him for whatever reason.

1084
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480
I don't even know.

1085
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,480
Probably from the cracking pipe.

1086
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,480
Maybe, but so he runs out to the swamp.

1087
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,480
It's like, he's in the Everglades.

1088
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480
Is this in alligator?

1089
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,480
It's in Florida.

1090
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,480
Is this alligator?

1091
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,480
I said water.

1092
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,480
Shit.

1093
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,480
And then they...

1094
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,480
So they must be afraid of the people that are chasing us.

1095
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,480
There's a doe.

1096
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,480
To run into somewhere where there might be alligators.

1097
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480
You know what I mean?

1098
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480
It's gotta be nuts.

1099
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,480
No, the cops said this is what these people do.

1100
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,480
They go after the party because you can't really catch them out there.

1101
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480
So docile.

1102
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
You can't see them.

1103
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Yeah.

1104
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,480
Imagine how many fucking cracker...

1105
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,480
Every dwee cracker is getting eaten by alligators.

1106
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,480
So they walk through the center of the hole.

1107
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,480
No, there's no...

1108
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,480
I think there's more.

1109
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,480
I think those pipes they sit on.

1110
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,480
Yeah.

1111
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,480
You do a big ringer and a jayder.

1112
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480
Fucking cop.

1113
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,480
And they sit right in the swamp all day.

1114
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,480
Mosquito bites, fellow mosquito bites.

1115
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,480
No, I think that's the least of the order.

1116
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,480
These are mosquito bites.

1117
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480
They probably don't even feel it.

1118
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,480
They don't feel it, but they have lots of them.

1119
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,480
Dude, what if some smoke cracker or mosquito bit you with a mosquito...

1120
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
Oh, he's high as shit.

1121
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Oh, man.

1122
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
Are you kidding?

1123
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,480
A little mosquito.

1124
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,480
That's why they probably say mosquito bite you over and over.

1125
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,480
I want more.

1126
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,480
They don't keep on following...

1127
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
That mosquito just follows you around.

1128
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,480
I got bit 900 times by a mosquito.

1129
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,480
You got an addicted fucking cracker, addicted mosquito.

1130
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,480
Follow you around, though.

1131
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,480
Just fuck or follow me home when they ever go.

1132
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,480
I was the guy who fucking had a squirrel in fact.

1133
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,480
He was in Chicago, yeah.

1134
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
It was like an attack squirrel.

1135
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480
I'm not making this up.

1136
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480
He was on that.

1137
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,480
I heard about it, yes.

1138
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Yeah, there was like an attack squirrel.

1139
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,480
And he would like, you get all high on math.

1140
00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:00,480
And then it was like, he would keep it in the house and it would just go fucking crazy.

1141
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480
Oh, my God.

1142
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,480
And then there was another story in New York.

1143
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,480
I bet the squirrel was pretty crazy when he was on that.

1144
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,480
What do you think?

1145
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,480
You see a squirrel sober?

1146
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,480
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.

1147
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,480
That's the last thing you want coming at you.

1148
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,480
Probably go right for your fucking nuts, dude.

1149
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,480
Yeah, I wouldn't want that.

1150
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,480
I wouldn't want a bucket squirrel.

1151
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,480
What's that?

1152
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480
You wouldn't want a what?

1153
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480
You said the squirrel tried to run around.

1154
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,480
I wouldn't want a squirrel running around my house, man, in the house.

1155
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,480
Well, yeah, that's not ideal, especially on methamphetamine.

1156
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,480
Imagine you were getting high on math and you were on math and you were on math.

1157
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480
Are you on math or are you on math?

1158
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,480
What's that?

1159
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,480
Are you on math or are you on math?

1160
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Are you on math?

1161
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,480
You gotta give yourself a taste if you're getting your body all high.

1162
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,480
Everybody's high.

1163
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
You can't let the squirrel get high by himself.

1164
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,480
I'm sure the squirrel's on math and the guy's on math.

1165
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,480
He'd be pissed if he got it.

1166
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,480
I don't think the squirrel went on top of his own math.

1167
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,480
You never know, because in New York, people were dropping bags of shit and the squirrels

1168
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480
would eat them.

1169
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,480
No shit.

1170
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,480
And they would get all fucked up in shit.

1171
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,480
Pigeons on math, squirrels on math.

1172
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,480
Yeah, that's fucking great.

1173
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,480
I saw people complaining that their dog would sniff out weed and the dogs get fucking ill.

1174
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,480
Because there's shit all over the ground in New York.

1175
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1176
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:16,120
They would go to Central Park and shit and go get high and then just leave the bags on

1177
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,120
the ground and the squirrels.

1178
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,480
Do you think if Roscoe ate a few edibles, a package of edibles, he'd be alright?

1179
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,480
No, no, he ate weed once.

1180
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,480
And what happened?

1181
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,480
Actually, we thought it was Roscoe, but who ate the most of it?

1182
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,480
Well, what happened?

1183
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,480
You know how Lulu's eyes are the cataracts?

1184
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,480
They were all gray.

1185
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,480
Yeah, they ate it all up.

1186
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:37,480
She ate like a quarter ounce of marijuana and they would breed again.

1187
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,480
The cataracts were brown again.

1188
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,480
The cataracts went away.

1189
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,480
She could see.

1190
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,480
She could actually see.

1191
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,480
She was walking unable to see.

1192
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,480
They started feeding the dog weed?

1193
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,480
For like three days.

1194
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480
Oh, no shit.

1195
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,480
And then this Chee Bass never fucking gave her more weed.

1196
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,480
Yeah, she ate the whole fucking quarter of it.

1197
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,480
Well, yeah, but she shouldn't have.

1198
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,480
Well, dude, man, this thing got vision bad.

1199
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,480
And then he took it back and he was like, fuck you.

1200
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,480
We found a cure, but we're not going to give it to you.

1201
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,480
Because this is my weed.

1202
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,480
Dude, you should have taught it on a smoked weed.

1203
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,480
You should have done it.

1204
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,480
You know, I didn't think about that.

1205
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,480
You didn't think about that.

1206
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,480
You should have at least got the dog high.

1207
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,480
You didn't think about giving her weed, but you just said it cured a fucking cataract.

1208
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,480
Yeah, right.

1209
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,480
All right, where's the pet of fucking people?

1210
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,480
We were off the cataract, you know, the cataract should come back.

1211
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,480
Well, yeah, he said like three days.

1212
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Fucking Frenchies dog ate a bunch of mushrooms.

1213
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,480
I'm sure.

1214
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,480
And it just took like two days and just walked on its front legs.

1215
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,480
Sure.

1216
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,480
Yeah.

1217
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,480
It was a dragon.

1218
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,480
It's like a fourth thing.

1219
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,480
So, yeah, well, they weren't what were you going to say in fourth?

1220
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,480
Real quick about the thing with the dog with the cataract.

1221
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,480
We had come home and they left the weed on the coffee table.

1222
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,480
Yeah.

1223
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,480
And I got home and the weed was not on the coffee table.

1224
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,480
The bag was shredded and the weed was no place.

1225
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,480
Roscoe's on the couch looking at me.

1226
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,480
He's a paranoid.

1227
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,480
He just tell you.

1228
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,480
And so right away, I think it's Roscoe.

1229
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,480
Yeah.

1230
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,480
And I'm like, oh, Roscoe, you're a bad dog, bad dog.

1231
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,480
First of all, you're a bad owner for leaving drugs out.

1232
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,480
Right.

1233
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480
Right.

1234
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,480
Well, I was also just like Frenchie was a bad parent.

1235
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,480
Oh, well, I never had pets.

1236
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,480
I still never used to having a pet.

1237
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,480
I didn't really have ever a pet.

1238
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,480
So I wasn't.

1239
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,480
So you didn't figure that if you would leave drugs out on the dog?

1240
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,480
I mean, did the dog choose to choose?

1241
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,480
I didn't think so.

1242
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,480
No, I had no idea.

1243
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,480
And, you know, I mean, so whatever.

1244
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,480
I fucking figure out what a dog does.

1245
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,480
I have never read a dog before.

1246
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,480
So well, I didn't know you should think about it, man.

1247
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,480
I left the weed there.

1248
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480
I've never been around the dog before.

1249
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,480
I left the house.

1250
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,480
I think you never heard of that.

1251
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,480
So they have dog toys.

1252
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,480
I come back and so I'm yelling at Roscoe thinking he hates a weed.

1253
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,480
Yeah.

1254
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,480
And did you beat him?

1255
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,480
No, I just kicked him.

1256
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,480
He didn't beat him.

1257
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,480
You know, I told you, Roscoe.

1258
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,480
Smash him in the face with a newspaper.

1259
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,480
Of course not.

1260
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Okay, good.

1261
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
I don't.

1262
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,480
I don't.

1263
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,480
Blue got up and took like four steps and fell over sideways.

1264
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Oh, Jesus.

1265
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,480
That's cool.

1266
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,480
I do hate weed.

1267
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480
That's pretty funny though.

1268
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:09,480
You know, fucking, you're fully reprimanding the other dog and the other dog's all wasted.

1269
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,480
Right.

1270
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,480
Can't even fucking move.

1271
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,480
Right.

1272
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,480
That's pretty funny though.

1273
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,480
It was really funny.

1274
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,480
Stone dogs.

1275
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Yeah, I remember here.

1276
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,480
Here's a good dog story, man.

1277
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,480
I was at this people's fucking house and it was like a barbecue or something.

1278
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480
I don't even, I was so fucked up.

1279
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,480
I don't even remember where I was.

1280
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:34,480
It was some house party around here when I was in like my late teens, like 17, 18 years

1281
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,480
old and I'm at someone's house and I'm drinking and drinking and drinking all day.

1282
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,480
I'm fucking wasted now.

1283
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Now I'm sitting in a chair and I'm throwing up right next to me.

1284
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,480
No one's with me.

1285
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
No one knows that I'm throwing up.

1286
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,480
And this little fucking dog comes over and he starts eating out of the climate.

1287
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,480
And it was all like, you know, hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers and shit.

1288
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Yeah, he loved it.

1289
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,480
He loved it.

1290
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
He was like, he was wasted too.

1291
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:08,480
So this motherfucker followed me around and I threw up about fucking nine times and the

1292
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,480
thing fucking ate all.

1293
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,480
No one ever knew and it was like the best thing.

1294
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480
It made me sick.

1295
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,480
It was sick.

1296
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,480
I'm getting dog barf kisses.

1297
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,480
You're throwing up.

1298
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,480
The girl who owns the dog probably had the thing licking her face later.

1299
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,480
I love you.

1300
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480
That's fucking.

1301
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,480
A spot or whatever, you know.

1302
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,480
You're just sitting in a lawn chair in a milliard.

1303
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,480
No, I was in the house.

1304
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,480
I was in the house in someone's fucking living room.

1305
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,480
Thank God they had like a horrible story.

1306
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,480
A story about a carpet.

1307
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,480
Dude, you were just in a room by yourself all hammered.

1308
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,480
No, there was other people there.

1309
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,480
No one's talking and no one's paying attention to me.

1310
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,480
I was just kind of occupied by myself.

1311
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,480
Just not talking and just casually went over the side of the couch.

1312
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,480
No one noticed.

1313
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,480
The dog was right there eating it.

1314
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,480
Before anyone even saw.

1315
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,480
I was like, wow.

1316
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,480
Thank you, doggy.

1317
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,480
Yeah.

1318
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,480
They probably did notice they were just happy that I was getting dinner now.

1319
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,480
It looks like Joe's feeding the dog tonight.

1320
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,480
If I could drunk from all the booze in there.

1321
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,480
I need a.

1322
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,480
Where you going?

1323
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Kleenex?

1324
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480
I don't fucking know.

1325
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,480
You got toilet paper?

1326
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,480
Right there.

1327
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,480
I can't get it.

1328
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,480
Man, are you painting the ass of a gas?

1329
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,480
I told you he was going to get up at least two or three times.

1330
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,480
What the hell are you going to do?

1331
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,480
Nothing.

1332
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,480
How about fucking calling that advent nose place, man?

1333
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,480
Oh, yeah.

1334
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480
Because he's fucking.

1335
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,480
I haven't do something about it.

1336
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,480
Too much drugs have ruined your fucking sciences.

1337
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,480
I don't think that's really what I need.

1338
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,480
What do you think did it?

1339
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,480
Was it the horseback riding incident?

1340
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,480
It had to be, yeah.

1341
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,480
What's that?

1342
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,480
The horseback riding incident.

1343
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480
Well, tell it then.

1344
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,480
If you just can't fucking.

1345
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,480
No, that's what me and Mary used to say to people.

1346
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,480
Oh, you know, I'd say, man, I fucked it up in a horseback riding incident.

1347
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,480
When you're getting all gacked out.

1348
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,480
That's my show's smell.

1349
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Yeah.

1350
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,480
Well, you get that deviated septum.

1351
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,480
Just a lie.

1352
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,480
Right.

1353
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,480
It was just so far removed from anything that could possibly happen to your nose.

1354
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Well, that's a thing too.

1355
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,480
You were a snorter.

1356
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,480
Yeah.

1357
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,480
Everything went up your nose.

1358
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,480
He still excuses.

1359
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,480
I mean, well, no, but that means shit, man.

1360
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,480
All that stuff that we've.

1361
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,480
No, but here, this guy can't literally he'll blow his nose for an hour.

1362
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,480
And now this motherfucker still can't breathe.

1363
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,480
Take a fucking.

1364
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,480
Maybe you guys are going to get one of those rota-ruder fucking guys.

1365
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,480
I've done that too.

1366
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,480
What's that?

1367
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,480
You know, they come with a snake and they put it down your pipe.

1368
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,480
You know, they don't.

1369
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,480
That is the firmest truth of what they do, Larry.

1370
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,480
I don't know who you're talking to.

1371
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,480
It's just, it's allergies.

1372
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,480
It's just pollen and shit.

1373
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,480
It's just allergies.

1374
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,480
Yeah.

1375
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,480
It's just allergies.

1376
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,480
I don't know what they really do or some days is better than others, you know, sometimes.

1377
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Well, yeah, it's from Snort.

1378
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,480
This has been lately.

1379
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,480
These last couple years has been acting up, it seems.

1380
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Yeah.

1381
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,480
I bet.

1382
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:56,480
He heard his nose at a heroin snorting guy.

1383
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480
That's what happened.

1384
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,480
I don't know, man.

1385
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,480
My nose started getting all fucked up on my veins.

1386
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,480
I did all this.

1387
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,480
Yeah.

1388
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,480
The problem is, no, I saw he's been messed up like this.

1389
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:14,480
You should stick some straws real far up in there and hold it open.

1390
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,480
It's like a walrus scene.

1391
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,480
You can breathe deeper.

1392
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,480
I am the walrus.

1393
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,480
So what good happened to me today, man?

1394
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,480
On top of Mary getting ill, I fucking cracked my teeth off.

1395
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480
Oh, yeah.

1396
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,480
I wanted to talk about it.

1397
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,480
I wanted to talk about Mary missing.

1398
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,480
Oh, shit.

1399
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,480
All the half of the right side of her teeth.

1400
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,480
What the fuck?

1401
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,480
From the big one from the front one.

1402
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,480
I just fucking, it was getting weak.

1403
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,480
It was cracked and fucking implanted.

1404
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
How much did those fuckers cost?

1405
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,480
I still owe a lot of money still, man.

1406
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,480
And they're breaking?

1407
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,480
Yeah.

1408
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,480
Well, you know, I don't know how I broke it and I fucking probably...

1409
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,480
Were you eating pizza?

1410
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,480
Yeah, but that was already, it was gonna go.

1411
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,480
I could feel it was gone.

1412
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,480
Oh, man.

1413
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,480
You know what I'm saying?

1414
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,480
I'm fucking...

1415
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Dude.

1416
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
So I made an appointment and I'm going...

1417
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,480
They don't hurt, do they?

1418
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,480
No, it doesn't hurt at all.

1419
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,480
They just gotta screw them back in.

1420
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,480
No, it's gotta be glued and cracked.

1421
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,480
I got to pee upstairs.

1422
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,480
I got upstairs.

1423
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,480
Dude, you are such white trash.

1424
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,480
You literally have half a mouth.

1425
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480
The top teeth.

1426
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,480
She's an alien.

1427
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:31,480
All the teeth to the left side are intact.

1428
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,480
It looks like a yin-yang in your mouth.

1429
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,480
That's what it looks like.

1430
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480
Fucking...

1431
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,480
And then literally to the front teeth, your...

1432
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,480
Your two front teeth.

1433
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,480
Your two front teeth.

1434
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,480
And then from the big one, all the way to the right, they're just gone.

1435
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,480
It is the weirdest looking thing ever.

1436
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,480
I know.

1437
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,480
It's fucking embarrassing.

1438
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,480
And then there's one missing on the bottom.

1439
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,480
And today I actually talked to four different cute girls in a row at different fucking established...

1440
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,480
Did your wife go about that?

1441
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,480
Yeah, she's the one that sent me in two of them and fucking...

1442
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,480
She sent you in two of them?

1443
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,480
Yeah, sent in two of the places to do her bidding and fucking...

1444
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,480
I told her, I had to go speak to this girl in there that was cute and she fucking...

1445
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,480
I looked like a fucking white trash motherfucker.

1446
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,480
Well, you are white trash.

1447
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480
And she's like, oh, I didn't even think of that.

1448
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,480
And I'm like, I know, I'm only kidding.

1449
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,480
It doesn't matter.

1450
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,480
Fucking teeth.

1451
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,480
She already knew I was a fucking dirtbag.

1452
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,480
Well, you had to have all your teeth pulled out, didn't you?

1453
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,480
Yeah.

1454
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,480
Every single tooth in your mouth is fake.

1455
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,480
Yeah.

1456
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,480
And even the ones that aren't in my mouth are fake.

1457
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,480
Yeah, the ones that are sitting upstairs on the table.

1458
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,480
The ones on my dresser.

1459
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,480
Oh, God, take care of your fucking teeth.

1460
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,480
Let me tell you, it looks very silly.

1461
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,480
I told Needles this story before and that...

1462
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:51,480
The dentist said to me, you know, when I only had six teeth left and he's like, how did you get here, man?

1463
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,480
And I'm like, my dad drove me.

1464
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:02,480
He's like, no, I didn't mean how you get to disappointment, motherfucker.

1465
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:07,480
Just completely using my body like a drug toilet.

1466
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,480
How did he get to having six teeth in your ass?

1467
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,480
Exactly.

1468
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,480
Oh, man.

1469
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,480
That was the question.

1470
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,480
The guy could have found me and obviously...

1471
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,480
He knew and he said, I know.

1472
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,480
He knew instantly, right?

1473
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Yeah, he goes, I just wanted to see if you're going to lie to me or not.

1474
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,480
But then he didn't give you any drugs, right?

1475
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,480
No.

1476
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,480
But you know what?

1477
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,480
It didn't matter because...

1478
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,480
I don't know.

1479
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,480
Yeah.

1480
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,480
Yeah.

1481
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,480
I was going on and off at that time.

1482
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,480
Yeah, so it wasn't an everyday habit.

1483
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,480
No, but it was...

1484
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,480
Because if you were on Dope, it wouldn't have happened.

1485
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480
I wasn't on Dope.

1486
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,480
I was doing...

1487
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,480
I was tampering with pills.

1488
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,480
Nah, fucking pills.

1489
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,480
That was the problem at that point.

1490
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,480
Pill tampering.

1491
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,480
You know.

1492
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,480
Pills stink.

1493
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,480
Pills are bad.

1494
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,480
It's all bad.

1495
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,480
The funny thing is you don't even get them anymore.

1496
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,480
They cash...

1497
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,480
No, I don't even like pills.

1498
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,480
I don't care about drugs at all anymore.

1499
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,480
I got it out of my system, thankfully.

1500
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,480
Well, Chicago sober.

1501
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,480
I survived through it.

1502
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Chicago sober.

1503
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480
Everything.

1504
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,480
Just heroin.

1505
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,480
That's all we do.

1506
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,480
And now...

1507
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,480
That ain't anti-drug.

1508
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,480
Chicago sober.

1509
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,480
Like, that's awesome.

1510
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,480
Like, oh no, I do shoot dope now.

1511
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,480
In my eyeball drugs.

1512
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,480
We do everything except the hard ones.

1513
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,480
Yeah.

1514
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,480
You know, fucking academies.

1515
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,480
No speedballs into my neck.

1516
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,480
No.

1517
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,480
No.

1518
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,480
No.

1519
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,480
No.

1520
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,480
No.

1521
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,480
No.

1522
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,480
No.

1523
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,480
No.

1524
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,480
No.

1525
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,480
No.

1526
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,480
No.

1527
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,480
No.

1528
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,480
No.

1529
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Noです.

1530
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,480
Just not over.

1531
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,960
Looks like our guest tonight.

1532
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,020
I like the movie again that we saw.

1533
00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:30,820
With the guy just casually shooting the other guy up.

1534
00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:31,820
On Kensington.

1535
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:33,040
And that just fucking sick.

1536
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,240
In Castellus on Kensington street.

1537
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,240
They have..

1538
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,360
It's like a life of fucking...

1539
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,360
low life fucking...

1540
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,400
...life on Kensington and the guy goes by every single day.

1541
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
And takes films.

1542
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
And he takes videos.

1543
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,480
And there's literally people laying on the ground shooting each other.

1544
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:53,420
Smoking crack right out in the open cops are like 20 feet away. Nobody gives a fuck

1545
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,680
That place in Portugal is it

1546
00:47:57,380 --> 00:47:59,380
Does that even English?

1547
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,220
This is the place in Portugal. No, this is in Philadelphia like we just said

1548
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:12,760
They have this in Philadelphia. Yes, really like a free drug place. Yeah, a free drug. Well, they're open-air drug market

1549
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,760
Really and then but the homeless is rampant. Yeah, rampant

1550
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:22,120
It's a fucking epidemic. Oh, I don't want to go there just live there. What do you mean?

1551
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:26,200
If you're gonna do go there and live there, yeah, they can they could do whatever they want the cops

1552
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,040
Yeah, they don't even do anything. Yeah, they want to rest you like be shooting up right in front of the school

1553
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,040
I'm just saying that

1554
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:39,120
Rather snort not saying you I'm saying they they are you can be sitting there right there's video

1555
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:43,640
Yeah, and the cops don't even fucking move and they won't fuck with you about it

1556
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:50,040
Oh, they don't even care no more getting pulled out with John and the side of the road handcuffed to each other

1557
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:57,120
And none of that nobody fucking cares anymore. Well, it all depends. I mean if you're on the road and you're driving

1558
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,720
Oh, yeah, yeah, but none of these people are driving

1559
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,080
I mean, they're like an for cleaning the sidewalk

1560
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:12,320
They're just fucking hunched over and they're also saying that this tranche shit like completely incapacitates

1561
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:17,800
Yeah, really really fucks you up. So it's not like you're in like a dope nod where you can come out

1562
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:29,000
Yeah, they operate on it. That's what they say sexual assaults robberies all this other stuff happens because you see now if the girl

1563
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,380
Had Tourette's and was on track. Oh my god

1564
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:34,540
Oh, yeah, she's not in out which is dreaming the end

1565
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,220
Hey, you're the one that was talking about child

1566
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:55,780
Yeah, no, so you got that warm feeling all over

1567
00:49:55,780 --> 00:50:00,620
I'm asking are you looking at me talking to me

1568
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:04,740
Who doesn't girl fucking dude, you're just jibberjab

1569
00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:09,740
Sitting down funky chicken

1570
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:19,300
We're supposed to have the warm feeling here. I want to know you know

1571
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,060
You're fucking kids still that's why what do you guys think this is Vegas and all the way

1572
00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:36,380
Just keep them in your area. I don't want something touching you think I got a problem Vegas

1573
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:39,940
You should have a merry Campbell one day. What does she do? Holy fuck?

1574
00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:47,860
Well, she's pretty good at numbers and gambling and bullshitting. Yeah, she's just a fraud with it

1575
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:53,260
So she kind of knows a little bit about all the blackjack table works and you know, there's a science to it

1576
00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:57,300
Right now you're picking this card would lead one double down one not rare

1577
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:05,380
Right or what the player next you should maybe do would shit her I mean sugar the whole table playing as a dealer

1578
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:10,300
Oh, no, it's what she was doing. Yeah, she's like and they don't like that

1579
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:14,700
But so not she was helping some young dumb kids do math and shit

1580
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:22,660
But now she was yeah, I'm stopping well because she could be like hey

1581
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:27,020
Yes fucking don't hit and then she get the car you know that too. Yeah

1582
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:31,940
Yeah, it could be a card counter right the whole table working together basically mm-hmm and

1583
00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:37,420
And they don't like that one foot up on the other chair because it's your foot. She's old. Yeah

1584
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:45,260
Not my girlfriend a girl we're back out. She's a girl so to speak a woman

1585
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,980
She was a woman and

1586
00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:53,700
She's like 70 the guy that the pit boss was 70 kilos. He was a pit boss

1587
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:58,140
He was you know the old school you could tell you've been a pit boss for his whole life

1588
00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:02,020
Huh, she's so old doing look like the pit boss

1589
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:10,860
Excuse me. She had him rattled. She had this guy rattled me on belief. Yeah, why cuz she was winning because she was being who she was

1590
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,860
She's being buried. She drunk

1591
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:19,140
No bet, you know enough to give her enough courage to stand her ground and fuck with everybody and not be afraid to do so

1592
00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:25,660
It's the lady you lived with right. Yeah, you're a banger. No, no, oh god

1593
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:29,420
Didn't she like treat you like you guys she treated like guys who were dating. Yes, she did

1594
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:35,980
Call up and come here. Yeah, no, I also come here one time. Oh, she's been here

1595
00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:44,140
There was no I was moving with they were fucking in the pool. I thought yeah, no being her no, I'm kidding

1596
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:47,840
I know you are and just trying to get her eyes out of needles

1597
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,940
Right, and you know, but so where was I?

1598
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:56,220
I'm sorry, yeah, you're a Vegas. She's got a photo

1599
00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:02,780
And she's getting pissed off. Yeah, no, she rattled the guy at me. I believe and this dude you think you can handle anything

1600
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:10,580
Yeah, you're a pit boss in Vegas and Mary Campbell had him just crazy. I was just she's just nuts, dude

1601
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,560
Why is that? She's just one of those real demanding

1602
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:17,340
Gumbel St. Narcissist

1603
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:22,740
I hear where the highway sure. Okay, I want to talk about Eva. Yeah

1604
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,260
I want to talk about Eva

1605
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:30,460
To the Eva tapes. Oh, I met her he played that for you met her only

1606
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:37,780
Sonically dude fuck you believe that shit. He'll be okay. So for I'm gonna give some context to this story

1607
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:42,860
So and for dated a girl. I think he talked about it before didn't he wait? Let's tell us

1608
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:46,300
We should save this let's do another episode right now

1609
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:51,580
Okay, okay, that's what yeah, you know what do yeah, the next one's gonna be a banger

1610
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:52,620
So you fuck you?

1611
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:57,940
Let's new shout out to our fans out there like some time to tell you woodcock I

1612
00:53:58,980 --> 00:54:02,300
Like her I know but you just keep on saying her full name. She doesn't mind

1613
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:08,580
Okay, I talked to her in the phone talk to her about it. Yeah, shout out to fucking our listeners like boss drive tell your friends

1614
00:54:08,580 --> 00:54:10,580
Matthew oh

1615
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:16,660
Got shirts t-shirt or t-shirts and we got and also I fucking we'll get into it on the next episode

1616
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:22,260
But we just want to say thank you for listening and we'll see you on the flip side man

1617
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:41,020
Have a great night peace peace peace out brothers