Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.
So the section bridge.
They put fluoride in shit in there, right?
Yeah, fluoride's bad for you.
Yeah, that's the stuff that I'm worried about.
Well, fluoride's bad for you. It causes cancer.
Do you remember we used to take shots of it at school?
Right, yeah, we'd do that.
They would give you shots of fluoride.
Bullshit.
Well, no, I don't know if you paid for it or not, but everybody did it.
Whatever you had to pay for it, my mom paid for it because we weren't at Lowlifes.
Anyways...
Oh, you started? You didn't even get stoned yet.
Yeah, we'd shoot it up and then if your teeth were red or the red spots were where there was a problem...
Yeah, they would show you, it would show what's going on with your fucking...
Yeah.
Okay, welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. I'm Larry.
I'm an artist formerly known as Needles.
And...
Sorry, I didn't know it was right there.
Mark's here and he's still a fucking idiot.
Time does not change.
Touching the mouse and shit.
Let's talk about...
You're like a fucking child.
Let's talk about when you...
Thanks for coming in, Forty.
You got smoking cigarettes down here.
Yeah, no tears on your face.
Can I smoke this?
Yeah, well, yeah.
What are you doing, man?
We're smoking cigarettes for you.
I didn't know...
Why are you smoking?
Because I have one.
The guy's got cancer and he's smoking cigarettes.
Smoking cigarettes.
This fucking guy.
Let's talk about brain cancer.
Let's talk about...
Yeah, here's what he was in Vegas and he was touching the person's fucking chips next to him.
Not necessarily like that, but yes.
You were touching other people's chips.
Well, I'd never been there before.
So people don't immediately touch other people's chips.
Right, I don't know the rules really in Vegas, you know.
And I'm an anti-person and there's all these chips and they're all different colors and numbers.
And you know, the guy next to me, he's got a stack of them, all different kinds.
I'm like, wow, those are really nice and they kind of get in there like, hey!
He started touching me.
They go, hey, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry.
If somebody had to pile the money out, would you just start touching it?
Of course.
Apparently.
Apparently he would.
Just because he was around.
How many times did they tell you?
Oh, no, no, that was it.
Six, seven times.
No, there's a stealing of the guy's money, but no, the other thing was, yes.
They finally kicked you off the table.
They kicked out of anything.
Bullshit.
They didn't kick me out, but you have to keep your hands above the table too, you know.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I kept putting my hand on the table.
Yeah, he's fucking just whacking his, wrecking his meat like what's that dude?
On this little call.
Yeah, Jeffrey Tubman.
Yeah, that guy rocks dude.
He brought lotion and napkins and everybody's still on the call.
And he's like, your camera's on.
Your camera's on.
Oh, yeah, he was at home.
He was at home.
He just started wrecking his meat dude on like a call with 20 people.
Wow.
He could shout out to the tubes dude.
Wherever it was.
He'll give a fuck.
National broadcast, like a broadcast.
Yeah, I watched it today.
It was pretty funny.
Oh, yeah.
It's very funny.
Like they keep on telling them they're like, you know.
It's no broadcast, but I'll.
It was a meeting.
It was live on TV.
They're waiting for you.
You know what's really weird is.
It was a Zoom call between people from the New York Post and NYU and shit like that.
Yeah, it was a meeting.
So that'd be great if you just wreck it.
Right.
They were like, you know, between programs or like between commercials, commercials, you
know, my assumption is he got all horned up from one of the hot chicks.
Yes, we believe in anything here.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, AC DC.
Yeah, that's fine with me, man.
Yeah, needles likes hot dudes.
Hey man, the hotter the better.
I mean, but I can't.
I mean, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
I don't mind that.
I'm fucking out of not out already.
I didn't know what was going on there for a minute.
Oh, I saw some good shows last night.
We'll rewatch it.
Oh fuck.
First, there's the recs.
Everyone crashes in the desert or the mountain to the loss and they got to get found or someone
finds them.
And you know what I mean?
One of those shows like a disaster.
Oh, like somebody like or like gets trapped in their car.
Dramatic reenactments of dangerous situations.
Okay.
I don't like shows or dramatic reenactions.
Yeah, I just started watching it.
I mean, it's kind of, you know, I want to see the real shit.
Yeah, it was good.
Then I just stumbled across to the next one up after one of them was these two kids made
their own and they were on it.
They were on like they were lost in the park and they were never going to get out of there.
They just survived the afternoon and shit.
I don't know how the fuck people get lost like that.
Well, they were really lost.
They were joking, but it was a it was a joke.
I never understood that.
I mean, they'd always tell you know the fucking sun rises to the east and west and then you
always have the north star.
If you're smart enough to know that shit, right?
And you know, most people today don't know shit.
At what point?
I mean, how the fuck don't you notice that?
Right.
Do you think a fucking Gen Z knows where the fucking east and west is and where the sun
is rising?
Hardly, man.
Hardly.
That's a broad state.
I think you're going to know.
It is a it is a wide statement.
Okay, let me rephrase that.
Most of them there are.
There's a lot of good ones.
I gotta say a lot of shit.
People don't know.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That there's I mean comments.
You can't teach common sense.
No, that you can't.
That's one thing that you can't buy and you can't teach this fucking common sense.
Because let me tell you, I work with some fucking dumb motherfuckers.
And this fucking guy last week, when the fucking table saw almost cut his fucking hand off.
Nice.
Like we're all fucking working.
I'm up on a lift and shit and guys like I don't know what he did if he slipped all of
a sudden fucking screams and I looked down and someone just threw red paint on the ground.
What everywhere?
Oh yeah, it was fucking.
I mean, and right in the middle of the job site too, there were probably fucking 10 guys
there and then you know, you know, you look like a fucking mama Luke because you cut your
hand like bad.
It was bad.
Yeah.
Like a fucking chop sod and for microphone.
Oh, it was really severe.
I would, you know, it was really scary.
You can't super glue it.
Yeah, you kind of can't make fun of the guy.
But when it's, you gotta make totally.
He's an asshole.
You want to use usually I'll just super glue my shit together.
Yeah.
But this was a super glue.
Electrical tape and super glue.
You could have super glue this one.
No, this needed a lot of stitches.
Right.
You know, either that or like some of that Duraceal that rubber shit in the can.
Flex seal.
Yeah.
I don't think that shit's good to get your blood streamed, Larry.
I mean, but compared all the other stuff we put in our bodies.
Right.
I think flex seal isn't as bad as McDonald's.
You fucking made a boat out of it.
You made a boat out of it?
Yeah, I took a screen.
Yeah, the bottom of the boat.
And fucking guy.
Who was the other dude that did the Billy Mays?
Yeah, Billy Mays.
The dude, he fucking died of a cocaine overdose on a plane.
Billy Mays.
Billy Mays, friend of the show.
Oxy clean.
Cotton.
Oxy clean.
He keeps me right out.
Oxy clean me right out.
Oh yeah.
I don't, some of that shit's hilarious though.
That made the stuff as you see it on TV.
Yeah, some of it works though too.
Like the Sham Wow.
Oh yeah.
Sham Wow is awesome.
But I mean.
I love the Sham Wow.
I want a Sham Wow.
I need another Sham Wow.
I do.
The Sham Wow is not a sham.
It's really good.
They are good.
They're super absorbent.
They're very, I mean yeah.
Well, I want you to get it broken in and really get used to it.
That's why they sold the fucking shit ton.
I saw years ago they were selling that thing at the county fair,
Do-Wage County Fair.
It was Morrison Boys.
Nice.
Yeah, the guy, and it was the same guy with the microphone on the ear.
Oh, like they were doing a presentation?
Yeah, he had a booth at the fair and he was doing a presentation.
That whole area of that.
Like snake oil.
Yes.
Like they're fucking selling his snake oil.
Yeah, they're selling his snake oil and weirs.
Fucking wigwams and whatever.
Wigwams and Gugags.
Protection from evil spirits.
What's that?
Chotskies and whatever they have for you to protect your evil spirits and shit.
Evil spirits.
Like they would sell something, a trinket or whatever to protect you from evil spirits.
Oh, like a fucking, oh.
Like Larry's medallion.
This fucking thing.
This guy keeps on bringing the enemy into the lab and I don't like it.
Evil spirits.
That's for radioactivity.
No, it's not.
It's that snake oil right there.
That's the fucking thing.
If you look up.
Pet Rock is what it is.
It's a pet rock.
I'd be, you know, I'd respect Larry Morphe.
He wore a pet rock on a chain.
It's the same on a pet rock.
I don't like that thing around me, man.
I got it.
I'm telling you, I'm recording this.
Pet Rock.
But whatever if you're bigger with a crown of those.
A crown of the medallions?
I wouldn't want to have that thing in your brain, dude.
You're a fucking fan.
A magnetic crown of those things.
A magnetic crown of Larry's fucking medallions.
That fucking, man, let me tell you this.
What things that will be good?
I don't know.
They say the.
Keep the fucking 5G out of your skull.
I hope you'll keep the fucking, just keep the voices in your head.
Now they won't be able to get out.
And other people won't hear them.
Yeah, that's fucking.
Man, you got some loud motherfucking voices.
Yeah, I don't think that thing does shit, Larry.
Like I said, it's a fucking placebo.
Well, whatever.
It does shit.
How do you know?
It makes $50 a fucking.
100 bucks for two of those fucking things.
We already talked about this last year.
Yeah, it's 90 bucks for two of them.
So that's what it does.
It makes some fucking.
I told Larry, I wanted Larry to get a job there so we could fucking expose these people.
I do.
I want to get a job there.
They probably got all kinds of shit there.
I want to see how they molecularly bond this shit together.
Did you see the silver gold coin?
Man, look at this thing.
It keeps it keeps freaking me out.
It's not orange.
It's change.
Well, that's the color of the recording.
It keeps clicking to the color of the track.
That shouldn't do that until we're done recording for the people at home.
My fucking computer is really acting crazy.
So that's why we had to move the lab.
We had to come into the lab.
The gold coins.
They still be working now.
We lost a fucking episode.
But that's all right though.
The one that's lost episodes.
Have you seen the gold coins or something on TV right now?
No, which ones?
The ones that are new, uncirculated.
They're like triple struck.
So the relief is really deep.
Yeah.
How much is it?
Real pretty picture on there.
I always found that so funny how money is worth.
It is a $1 and is a $100 solid gold coin.
They don't make those Sacajaweal ones anymore, do they?
I don't think so.
They're selling it for $3,000.
Oh shit.
What is it?
Like an eighth of an ounce?
It's an ounce.
Oh, it's a whole ounce?
Wow, I remember when weed used to be more expensive than gold.
Yeah.
Yeah, more than more, man.
Like fucking an ounce of weed was $400.
They said the price of all these going up.
What is that?
Gold?
Yeah, $3,000.
You buy it here for $3,000 and some place are already paying $90,000.
That's such bullshit because if they were, they'd be selling it to them for $9,000, right?
That's right.
That's why I don't understand all that.
I understand if they mint it wrong.
You know, then there's something wrong with it.
Then it's worth a lot.
A discrepancy in it or something like that.
These are nice.
These are great.
Well, that's the only way I could see that shit's worth money.
Like I don't understand like they make a fucking gold coin.
And we're gonna re-edit a lot of them.
Yeah, we should move that thing down by his face.
And you know, he's gonna be leaning forward.
I got it.
I'm not out there to set the mic.
We're not out, mode.
I'm not out there to set the fucking pipe, man.
What the fuck is that saying?
Look at the floor mic.
He's like a fucking, he's like a San Franciscan.
The fact that you're laying on the ground like this.
Just on the ground.
He's a real low-bulb.
He's just leaned over.
We got him.
It's all the way by his knees and shit.
A little low-bulb, at least.
I'm gonna ask you something.
It's a lower, lower.
The Portland record.
Not in the sewer.
A little bit above the sewer.
Just a little bit.
Fucking it.
That's funny.
All right, I want you to guess the state about this story that I'm about to tell you.
I don't know if you heard this already or not.
I might have, but if I didn't.
So hundreds of pounds of pasta were found dumped.
It was in New Jersey.
Yeah.
Soft-mo-geese.
Can't throw a meatball without hitting a grease hand.
No, you can't.
Or a grease ball.
You really can't.
What's up?
What's that?
Was the pasta stolen pasta?
No, no, no.
Raw pasta.
It was deep cooked.
It was cooked.
No shit.
Yeah.
Fucking, um, about 500 pounds.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
So it just basically what happened is, so yeah, it was uncooked.
Right.
And it was just, it was just dumped, like, what do you call it?
You know what I mean?
In a lake?
It wasn't in boxes or anything.
Right, right.
It was just cooked and dumped.
Yeah.
It was uncooked.
It was cooked because the picture that I saw, it looked like there was strands of spaghetti
draped over shit.
I didn't see that one.
I saw a different one.
It looked like it was like in a drainage ditch on the side of a fucking highway or something.
Yeah, it was like a lake cooked pasta.
A lake cooked by a retention pond and shit.
Yeah, lake cooked.
The dudes' mom died.
And they had this thing.
Is that what happened?
Yeah, and fucking, they don't pick up like bulk garbage over there.
Oh.
So, like, you can't throw a couch out.
You can't, you know what I mean?
Like, you're actually fucking stuck with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so he can't fill up fucking.
How long would that take you to do 500 pounds of fucking pasta every week?
Oh, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like me when I fucking throw out my...
Who cooks 500 pounds of pasta, like?
My branches and shit from my yard.
You're supposed to buy a sticker and I just shove it in my garbage can and throw garbage
bags on top.
Man, reviews and opinions expressed on this podcast are not indicative of needle.
I don't know.
By the time they see the... I know, by the time they see the... its branches, it's already
dumped into the thing.
A couple times they said shit to me, but usually the guy doesn't give a fuck.
Well, it's not like you're throwing a shit ton in it.
No, no, man.
I mean, you can't fucking...
You'll get away with it for a little bit, but you can't just have a fucking little accident.
I'm not like my next door neighbor who's manicuring his lawn every fucking minute and he's got
tons of waste.
I have hardly anything.
Yeah, no.
I don't do shit.
You're just a waste.
Yeah, oh, thanks.
It's so funny.
I haven't got you right there.
No, it didn't get me.
It's just that you're tired of that you laugh at your own fucking dumb joke.
The fucking...
If you're laughing at a man, I might as well.
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Please, please.
Let's talk about Tourette's.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you.
He's got it.
I...
He just does the N-word over and over again.
Yeah, I wrote a song about Mark.
What did you think I got, Tourette's?
Exactly.
You wrote a song about it?
It's called Devil's Tattoo and it was like...
Devil's Tattoo?
...I had this old-ass dictionary I had and it had all this stuff for Devil.
You know, me and Mary were looking shit up and it said Devil's Tattoo.
Someone that can't control their actions and they yell out for no reason and they fucking bang on the table.
Really?
That's what's so...
And they'll yell out in agony and I'm like, holy shit, that's Mark.
So I wrote Devil's Tattoo about Mark, the Team Rocket song.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
But really what that is is Tourette's and they just didn't have a name for it yet.
Dude, there's on TikTok, but I see these clips.
There's a girl and her sister.
Her sister has Tourette's.
Mark has Tourette's.
No.
And they'll bake together.
So she bakes with her and she'll just be like, open in a bag of flour and then she like, shakes really quick and she's like,
Mother fucking con piss shit like she did.
I'm gonna make some recordings of Mark.
He's under control right now.
Look at these little fucking trinkets I made, Mark.
Dude, she fucking...
This lady, or...
Larry, this lady, when she's cooking with her sister, she like calls her fat content shit.
Like, it's the hilarious...
She's like fat content.
And she'll... man, they're fucking funny as hell.
Okay, we'll back to Tourette's now.
No, Mark will yell out and shit and I'm like, what's wrong, man?
He's like, what?
And I'm like, dude, you're fucking screaming out.
Oh, you realize that he's doing it?
Yeah.
Well, I'll sing part of a song maybe.
Yeah, but that's not Tourette's.
Tourette's is fucking...
What do you mean?
Now you're a doctor when you reach...
Sometimes he's saying, fuck, fuck.
Yeah, but that's not Tourette's though.
He can control it.
He can't...
The difference, there's a thin line between...
I can and I can.
I bet full blown.
You're just fucking...
No, he's not full blown.
He's not full blown Tourette's.
You just have fucking...
He's got a mild fucking case of Tourette's.
He's got a mild case of the fucking...
He's anxiousness.
He's anxious is what I got.
He's smart.
He's anxious.
He's got a wild case of anxiousness.
Why?
What are you so anxious for?
Why do I have to do things?
Why do I have to do stuff?
What does that have to do with being anxious?
I don't do anything.
I just do something.
What do you mean?
I don't even know, man.
You don't even know?
You're just saying words now?
I'm just having a hard time.
Yeah, this is reshmarted, dude.
I've had a real hard time not doing nothing.
I said that.
You're just tired of having to fuck around.
You're just sitting at home watching fucking reenactment.
Dropping the fucking phone 200 times.
Cheap etiquette and equest.
And the Porsche, you ain't around either.
So you got that old place to run to yourself, man.
Jesus Christ, if those walls can talk, who knows what the fuck is going on in there?
Oh, not much. I'm cleaning a lot.
Is that what you'd like to do?
Yeah, do it on the floor.
Yeah, I bet you're cleaning.
Fucking hunched over in the middle of a living room.
Oh, stop.
Please.
Oh, my God.
Just standing there for two hours because no one can wake up.
Fuck every good day.
You mean you never did that?
I did that.
Yeah, everybody, I did that.
We all did that.
Yeah, fuck, man.
Just barely the best is watching somebody and they're about to tip.
Yeah.
So like all high, not it out and they get to that point, they're like full chrome or they get to see it and they snap too.
Yeah.
And they fucking go back and then they fucking snap.
It's like that little bird in the water.
As you follow him, you wake up.
What's that?
It's like that little bird with the water glass.
Oh, yeah.
That fucking goes back and forth.
What the fuck is that called?
Everyone knows what he is, man.
He's like a test tube little fucking bird.
He looks like a little crack beeper, beaker thing.
Yeah, it goes.
He's got a felt head and I think he wet his head and he drinks the water and then he slows down and gets lower and lower.
Yeah, no, I just can't think of what it's called.
Me either.
Fuck, I forgot.
It's like a 70s or 60s.
Is it all about the Tourette's or just talking about it and forth may or may not have Tourette's?
That's it.
That was all I have on it.
I mean this fucking guy.
I thought he would be more interesting.
It would be interesting if there was a film aspect.
Well, I mean the film aspect.
This guy is just, he can't sit still.
It's me anxiety sitting next to him.
I know I can tell.
You'll stand up two or three fucking times.
Did they tell you when you were a kid, Mark, sit still.
Mark, sit still.
Stop fucking moving.
Stop it.
A lot.
I think everybody's got anxiety now.
Now that it's fucking, now that we know what it is.
I don't have it.
I think fucking parents weren't fucking, they didn't have it.
I had extra gym.
I used to have two gym classes.
Jesus Christ.
You were fucking all wound up.
Yeah, yeah.
They took me and a couple other kids for second gym every day.
Really?
Yeah, it was fun.
We played with everyone.
I've never heard of a second gym.
That's the first time I've ever heard of it.
We're at second gym.
We're gonna run this retard.
Maybe we do it with special retires.
Right.
What time was it?
Like right one after the next one?
No, no, no.
What did you have a break in between?
Actually, the weight was a force to school weight.
Jim Reese's gym.
No, it was kind of like that.
We're gonna fucking wear it.
Where is it?
It's down.
They were trying to do.
They're still trying to do.
The school was real big.
It was an old high school, Elgin Central Elementary.
It was on the park, I believe.
It's probably still there, I forgot to say.
Probably ghosts there.
Scooby-Doo should probably check it out.
Scooby-Doo.
So like a couple of floors were for junior high.
Go for those regular grammar skids in high school.
So the school was huge.
And there was still like a whole basement part that wasn't being used and shit.
So one day the principal had us come and, you know, clean it out like get shit out of
there and stuff.
All kinds of old stuff.
Where did he touch you?
Yeah, point on Larry where he touched you.
He did it.
I was really surprised.
Nobody blessed me that day.
I got out of there safely.
Everybody else got molested.
Everyone else got molested.
I feel lost out.
Except me.
You know, I'm glad he whatever was, he didn't like me.
Maybe it was Tourette.
She didn't want to check me out.
You just yelling out the right thing.
And were over the top.
So I know probably best.
You know what's kind of hard of molest a kid with Tourette's.
You know what I mean?
I might talk.
That's the only way you get out of a molestation if you have Tourette's.
Like you try to rape a chick with Tourette's too.
Dude, why are you laughing about raping a chick?
What kind of weirdo are you?
Jesus.
Oh my God, you're making me use the Lord's name and fame.
Oh my Lord, help me Lord.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
We can't joke about anything.
Not about when you're laughing about a man.
So molesting children is okay.
That's funny.
Not rape.
Well no.
Okay, so raping a child?
No.
No rape.
Larry.
Who was the person you had when the phone was ringing?
It was a big child molester.
Who was you talking about?
Who?
Mary was talking to a big child molester?
It was a guy on the phone today, right?
Mary was talking to a child molester.
What were you talking about?
You weren't even here today.
I think that was a fucking fentanyl ring.
Yeah, I did.
You had it yesterday when I was here.
You knocked it out in the living room and you said it's your house.
That was yesterday.
Mary, who's the chomo you're talking to?
Yeah, she was talking something about one of those guys.
She was talking about a child molester?
I don't remember.
I think she's...
That was just Epstein.
Oh, she might have been talking to one of her friends about Epstein.
Yeah, I think she's talking to Epstein on the phone.
From the grave.
I don't know.
I think he's still alive.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, he's supposed to have been killed already?
Who?
Epstein.
Jeffrey Epstein.
That's his name.
Yeah.
Okay, what do you mean?
What do you think he is?
I don't know.
Is that a dude already?
He's a little St. James.
Already, dude?
He's been fucking dead.
He's been dead for like three years.
Oh, he got killed in prison.
Well...
Supposedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly they killed him, right?
Allegedly he...
Allegedly he killed himself.
Yeah, he killed himself.
But you know that's bullshit.
But his ego was too big for him to kill himself.
Yeah, either way.
And you know that they had to fucking kill that motherfucker.
Because there was too many...
Well, I think that...
It was either of his children's advice, yes?
What's that?
It was...
It's not the...
Yeah, the inmates don't like crimes against children.
Oh yeah, child molesters and people that are his children.
But it was like, you know, I'm talking about the upper people, the people that are involved
in child trafficking and molesting.
Right, the more big you know...
Everybody just sit back here, it comes...
Bill and fucking George and fucking Joe, you know, all those guys.
I mean, you might as well just say last names too, since we're already implicating everybody.
You know.
No, I don't.
Fucking perverts at the top, man.
Dude, everybody's a pervert to fucks.
Yeah, yeah.
The internet porn is what...
I'm not a fucking pervert, though, that's the thing.
Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not, man.
You should see some gawking at those children.
You think I'm a pervert.
Fuck you!
Seriously.
Dude, I was sitting right next to you and you made the sound.
But you were about to eat a burrito.
Oh my God.
You are so...
Oh my God, it was...
Me don't see these little kids and he gets all excited and goes, settle down and turn it
out and be...
Fuck you, I didn't do anything.
Like a true pervert to fuck.
I mean, Jesus, Larry.
Fucking A, where these kids are walking down the street and...
You're fucking weirdo.
I'm the weirdo.
I'm telling the truth.
I didn't even see the kids until you're pointing them out.
You had a cotter roll response.
You can't tell these girls, too, they...
No, you can tell them.
They dressed up on purpose.
Well, yeah, they have to.
We don't want to walk around naked.
They dress up on purpose, yeah.
They definitely do that.
Imagine if they walked around naked, poor Larry'd run into a male.
Well, then you'd know they're 13.
What's that?
Then you would know they were too young.
If they're naked?
Yeah, I mean...
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What the hell are you talking about?
How would you know if they're 13?
Well, that wasn't fully developed yet.
Maybe something.
Oh, man, we're getting into some murky water here.
The way you just said that made my skin grow a little bit.
We were searching for a show and then you were going to know.
Who says that?
Oh, my God.
That's like some dark web shit.
How can you tell?
Because their skin is so soft.
Oh, man.
Actually, I don't know how you can tell.
I'm sure you can just tell, though, you know.
Son of a bitch.
Because she's crying and crouched down.
What are you describing?
I just try to say it.
Crying and crouched down?
That's not how you describe it.
It's a mistake.
A younger girl for an older girl.
But when they're down there crying, all crouched in the corner, you kind of know.
You can't tell if they're too young for this.
Oh, man.
A little bit too late at that point if she's crouched in the corner crying.
All right.
You kind of just...
You know what you could do, Ed, for?
You could just ask her how old she is.
Yeah.
No, that's too much work, right?
What?
Nothing.
It's like you hear the silence for a minute.
It's very funny.
Oh, man.
God.
Don't even know where to do that sort of thing anymore.
What?
Get a girl like that, a prostitution girl.
Well, yeah, you should get a tube.
Why don't you get a tube?
A tube.
A toot.
Prostitute.
Oh, a toot.
A toot.
You're a fucking toot.
You have my toot for the night.
Rosies with me here.
Wait, what's that?
Rosies.
It's toot.
Like toot, rose.
Rosy palm.
Run.
He didn't put a little wig on.
This roomer they had.
You should have stuck.
He's not dressed up like a woman.
He's touching the ground.
She's on the ground crying.
Of all the assholes I have to be attached to is this one.
I had a roommate who lived in the city and he liked to get prostitutes.
He what?
He likes to get prostitutes.
What's wrong with that?
It's the oldest business.
When he got the drugs, he'd get the prostitutes.
Oh, so he'd get street walkers and shit.
Yeah, the guy would pick them up for him.
The dealer guy.
The dealer would pick up the toots?
Yeah, or he'd do something.
Drop some toots off with the fucking toots.
If it's the drug dealer down in the city, 99%.
Yes, he dropped some toots off with the toots.
He's passed a few times already today.
Well, I'm sure they mean the fucking prostitutes and drug dealers go hand in hand.
Yes, they could have done each other.
Cock and hand.
Either way, downhill in the city.
She comes in whatever.
We actually got to know the girl.
She kind of became a regular around there.
Around where?
Around the apartment.
Coming over.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
She was working by the apartment or was she?
No, no, no.
She just kept coming over.
To your house?
Yeah, after Ron called to get things.
Oh, okay, your roommate.
You can say it, Mark Crack.
He always said, go pick up Crack.
You know, get to Crack, but her name was Crack.
Her name though.
If we're getting her fucking name.
Horry Ferguson.
I don't know if it's known.
Yeah.
So, what do you mean he's cousin?
Mary Magie.
Oh, I can't remember.
Okay, this is.
It doesn't really matter what her name was.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter what their name was.
I mean, she's a hooker.
Shiniqua.
What are you going to say?
Something like that.
So, was she good looking?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, what was she?
Was she a cracker?
Crack head.
How?
Was she a crack?
Crack head fucking age?
Did she do dope too?
Or did she just, because you got to, when you're a hooker, you really can't do dope.
No, but you smoke crack.
They smoke crack.
Yeah, most of them do.
I never saw her do any dope, but she did.
I was doing hair when they're not hooking for long.
Right.
Very well.
You can't, you can't get it not out on your job.
So, you guys were just smoking crack with the prostitute in your living room?
Yeah.
So, that's not dirt bag shit.
I mean, that's what everybody does on Wednesday afternoon.
You know?
Yeah, Tuesday mornings.
Yeah, you know, whatever day it was.
Anything with the fucking wine.
All the time.
And, where is that going with it?
Oh, so, Bibi, that was the ghost name, Bibi.
Bibi, that's nothing like so.
That's what you call nowhere near.
Bibi.
What the fuck, dude?
Hey, go buy the microphone, because you keep on fucking it out.
Bibi, it's Bibi.
And so, sometimes at night, I'd have to go out and get the crack by myself, because I couldn't
reach slim.
So, I'd go to the projects.
Oh, that's with Rockwell Gardens.
Oh, boy.
And every now and then, I'd see Bibi, you know.
Yeah, I could see her.
She lived at Rockwell Gardens?
Yeah, well, I don't know if she lived there, but she was working there.
How far was it?
Prostitute around the corner, yeah.
How far was it from your house?
Oh, not far.
I lived on Clinton, 500 South.
Oh, okay.
I had to go up to Jackson.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Jackson, Western.
A couple of minutes.
Yeah.
Not that bad.
Dude, they got Mad Hall Day, not over there.
They're not like Sister Row, they got Mad Horses over there.
It was all dude, now.
They used to have the run-down buildings.
Yeah.
You know, the weather was all...
That's all gentrified and shit.
Right, yeah.
But that's probably a good thing.
Mimi's probably fucking gotta go somewhere else.
RIP Mimi.
Yeah.
She's still out there, Mimi.
We love you.
Yeah.
Smoking Rock for me.
What other things?
So, we'd wave sometimes at each other.
I'd stop, talk to her.
What are you gonna do?
Prostitute.
Yeah, hi.
How you doing, Mimi?
How you doing?
I don't get that, man.
I'm just smoking crack and walking around on the street.
You know what I mean?
I know.
Well, if you gotta know where to go.
Right.
Well, but I'm...
When you're used to smoking crack.
Yeah, dude.
And you're used to walking around on the street.
I don't fucking understand that, man.
I know, it's a rough one.
Three.
I used to ride around on my Schwinn bike and fucking smoke crack.
Oh, yeah, you did.
Fuck that.
I'd fucking stop and I'd be, you know, I'd stop in the fucking street.
I'd be like in front of someone's house.
I'd be looking around, take a big hit, pedal away.
And say, God, I hope they don't fucking...
Oh, God, does that sound horrible?
Get mad or get tired.
It sounds horrible.
It was horrible.
It sounds like the worst.
The guy that I'd be partying with was like, I'm going to work now.
And this guy, one time, this guy was so brutal.
One time, he told this guy to fucking leave and the guy didn't want to leave and he punched
the shit out of the guy and then kicked him in the fucking throat and he stopped.
So when he told me it's time to leave, I'd be like, okay, man, see you later.
And so I'd be all fucked up and riding around on my bike still smoking crack.
Going to work, dude.
I didn't go to work.
He was going to work.
I know you weren't going to work.
I think everybody knows that.
He went to work.
There's an airline pilot.
What's that?
There's an airline pilot.
Yeah.
Kindergarten teacher.
Just broken ripping blasts in the bathroom.
I'll be right back, kids.
Do a couple of mad problems or something.
Dude, it's riding your bike smoking crack.
I mean, that's some homeless shit right there.
You just stopped to get high.
I watched a show with a kid in Florida who was running at his crack and his pipe and
it's just pretty much waterproof.
He runs right through.
Not crack.
Crack's not waterproof.
Whoa.
Yeah, it is.
It's pretty much it.
Crack?
Yeah.
It's waterproof.
It's going to turn back to a fucking air.
No, it won't.
It won't turn back into a rock.
If it's soft enough, it'll touch it down.
But if you just get it wet, it'll happen.
Yeah, but it'll harden back up.
Right.
Anyways, you could turn it back into a sewer.
Yeah.
You could even put some more soda in there and make it better.
Whatever.
The kids run through the fucking like, party never glades.
That's our new sponsor, Armand Hammer.
Two kid waves from his family.
People are fucking baking soda.
Except the rest comes with the rest of his bacon.
Let this guy tell his fucking story.
Oh, sorry.
Come on.
People are chasing him for whatever reason.
I don't even know.
Probably from the cracking pipe.
Maybe, but so he runs out to the swamp.
It's like, he's in the Everglades.
Is this in alligator?
It's in Florida.
Is this alligator?
I said water.
Shit.
And then they...
So they must be afraid of the people that are chasing us.
There's a doe.
To run into somewhere where there might be alligators.
You know what I mean?
It's gotta be nuts.
No, the cops said this is what these people do.
They go after the party because you can't really catch them out there.
So docile.
You can't see them.
Yeah.
Imagine how many fucking cracker...
Every dwee cracker is getting eaten by alligators.
So they walk through the center of the hole.
No, there's no...
I think there's more.
I think those pipes they sit on.
Yeah.
You do a big ringer and a jayder.
Fucking cop.
And they sit right in the swamp all day.
Mosquito bites, fellow mosquito bites.
No, I think that's the least of the order.
These are mosquito bites.
They probably don't even feel it.
They don't feel it, but they have lots of them.
Dude, what if some smoke cracker or mosquito bit you with a mosquito...
Oh, he's high as shit.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding?
A little mosquito.
That's why they probably say mosquito bite you over and over.
I want more.
They don't keep on following...
That mosquito just follows you around.
I got bit 900 times by a mosquito.
You got an addicted fucking cracker, addicted mosquito.
Follow you around, though.
Just fuck or follow me home when they ever go.
I was the guy who fucking had a squirrel in fact.
He was in Chicago, yeah.
It was like an attack squirrel.
I'm not making this up.
He was on that.
I heard about it, yes.
Yeah, there was like an attack squirrel.
And he would like, you get all high on math.
And then it was like, he would keep it in the house and it would just go fucking crazy.
Oh, my God.
And then there was another story in New York.
I bet the squirrel was pretty crazy when he was on that.
What do you think?
You see a squirrel sober?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
That's the last thing you want coming at you.
Probably go right for your fucking nuts, dude.
Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
I wouldn't want a bucket squirrel.
What's that?
You wouldn't want a what?
You said the squirrel tried to run around.
I wouldn't want a squirrel running around my house, man, in the house.
Well, yeah, that's not ideal, especially on methamphetamine.
Imagine you were getting high on math and you were on math and you were on math.
Are you on math or are you on math?
What's that?
Are you on math or are you on math?
Are you on math?
You gotta give yourself a taste if you're getting your body all high.
Everybody's high.
You can't let the squirrel get high by himself.
I'm sure the squirrel's on math and the guy's on math.
He'd be pissed if he got it.
I don't think the squirrel went on top of his own math.
You never know, because in New York, people were dropping bags of shit and the squirrels
would eat them.
No shit.
And they would get all fucked up in shit.
Pigeons on math, squirrels on math.
Yeah, that's fucking great.
I saw people complaining that their dog would sniff out weed and the dogs get fucking ill.
Because there's shit all over the ground in New York.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They would go to Central Park and shit and go get high and then just leave the bags on
the ground and the squirrels.
Do you think if Roscoe ate a few edibles, a package of edibles, he'd be alright?
No, no, he ate weed once.
And what happened?
Actually, we thought it was Roscoe, but who ate the most of it?
Well, what happened?
You know how Lulu's eyes are the cataracts?
They were all gray.
Yeah, they ate it all up.
She ate like a quarter ounce of marijuana and they would breed again.
The cataracts were brown again.
The cataracts went away.
She could see.
She could actually see.
She was walking unable to see.
They started feeding the dog weed?
For like three days.
Oh, no shit.
And then this Chee Bass never fucking gave her more weed.
Yeah, she ate the whole fucking quarter of it.
Well, yeah, but she shouldn't have.
Well, dude, man, this thing got vision bad.
And then he took it back and he was like, fuck you.
We found a cure, but we're not going to give it to you.
Because this is my weed.
Dude, you should have taught it on a smoked weed.
You should have done it.
You know, I didn't think about that.
You didn't think about that.
You should have at least got the dog high.
You didn't think about giving her weed, but you just said it cured a fucking cataract.
Yeah, right.
All right, where's the pet of fucking people?
We were off the cataract, you know, the cataract should come back.
Well, yeah, he said like three days.
Fucking Frenchies dog ate a bunch of mushrooms.
I'm sure.
And it just took like two days and just walked on its front legs.
Sure.
Yeah.
It was a dragon.
It's like a fourth thing.
So, yeah, well, they weren't what were you going to say in fourth?
Real quick about the thing with the dog with the cataract.
We had come home and they left the weed on the coffee table.
Yeah.
And I got home and the weed was not on the coffee table.
The bag was shredded and the weed was no place.
Roscoe's on the couch looking at me.
He's a paranoid.
He just tell you.
And so right away, I think it's Roscoe.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, Roscoe, you're a bad dog, bad dog.
First of all, you're a bad owner for leaving drugs out.
Right.
Well, I was also just like Frenchie was a bad parent.
Oh, well, I never had pets.
I still never used to having a pet.
I didn't really have ever a pet.
So I wasn't.
So you didn't figure that if you would leave drugs out on the dog?
I mean, did the dog choose to choose?
I didn't think so.
No, I had no idea.
And, you know, I mean, so whatever.
I fucking figure out what a dog does.
I have never read a dog before.
So well, I didn't know you should think about it, man.
I left the weed there.
I've never been around the dog before.
I left the house.
I think you never heard of that.
So they have dog toys.
I come back and so I'm yelling at Roscoe thinking he hates a weed.
Yeah.
And did you beat him?
No, I just kicked him.
He didn't beat him.
You know, I told you, Roscoe.
Smash him in the face with a newspaper.
Of course not.
Okay, good.
I don't.
Blue got up and took like four steps and fell over sideways.
Oh, Jesus.
That's cool.
I do hate weed.
That's pretty funny though.
You know, fucking, you're fully reprimanding the other dog and the other dog's all wasted.
Right.
Can't even fucking move.
Right.
That's pretty funny though.
It was really funny.
Stone dogs.
Yeah, I remember here.
Here's a good dog story, man.
I was at this people's fucking house and it was like a barbecue or something.
I don't even, I was so fucked up.
I don't even remember where I was.
It was some house party around here when I was in like my late teens, like 17, 18 years
old and I'm at someone's house and I'm drinking and drinking and drinking all day.
I'm fucking wasted now.
Now I'm sitting in a chair and I'm throwing up right next to me.
No one's with me.
No one knows that I'm throwing up.
And this little fucking dog comes over and he starts eating out of the climate.
And it was all like, you know, hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers and shit.
Yeah, he loved it.
He loved it.
He was like, he was wasted too.
So this motherfucker followed me around and I threw up about fucking nine times and the
thing fucking ate all.
No one ever knew and it was like the best thing.
It made me sick.
It was sick.
I'm getting dog barf kisses.
You're throwing up.
The girl who owns the dog probably had the thing licking her face later.
I love you.
That's fucking.
A spot or whatever, you know.
You're just sitting in a lawn chair in a milliard.
No, I was in the house.
I was in the house in someone's fucking living room.
Thank God they had like a horrible story.
A story about a carpet.
Dude, you were just in a room by yourself all hammered.
No, there was other people there.
No one's talking and no one's paying attention to me.
I was just kind of occupied by myself.
Just not talking and just casually went over the side of the couch.
No one noticed.
The dog was right there eating it.
Before anyone even saw.
I was like, wow.
Thank you, doggy.
Yeah.
They probably did notice they were just happy that I was getting dinner now.
It looks like Joe's feeding the dog tonight.
If I could drunk from all the booze in there.
I need a.
Where you going?
Kleenex?
I don't fucking know.
You got toilet paper?
Right there.
I can't get it.
Man, are you painting the ass of a gas?
I told you he was going to get up at least two or three times.
What the hell are you going to do?
Nothing.
How about fucking calling that advent nose place, man?
Oh, yeah.
Because he's fucking.
I haven't do something about it.
Too much drugs have ruined your fucking sciences.
I don't think that's really what I need.
What do you think did it?
Was it the horseback riding incident?
It had to be, yeah.
What's that?
The horseback riding incident.
Well, tell it then.
If you just can't fucking.
No, that's what me and Mary used to say to people.
Oh, you know, I'd say, man, I fucked it up in a horseback riding incident.
When you're getting all gacked out.
That's my show's smell.
Yeah.
Well, you get that deviated septum.
Just a lie.
Right.
It was just so far removed from anything that could possibly happen to your nose.
Well, that's a thing too.
You were a snorter.
Yeah.
Everything went up your nose.
He still excuses.
I mean, well, no, but that means shit, man.
All that stuff that we've.
No, but here, this guy can't literally he'll blow his nose for an hour.
And now this motherfucker still can't breathe.
Take a fucking.
Maybe you guys are going to get one of those rota-ruder fucking guys.
I've done that too.
What's that?
You know, they come with a snake and they put it down your pipe.
You know, they don't.
That is the firmest truth of what they do, Larry.
I don't know who you're talking to.
It's just, it's allergies.
It's just pollen and shit.
It's just allergies.
Yeah.
It's just allergies.
I don't know what they really do or some days is better than others, you know, sometimes.
Well, yeah, it's from Snort.
This has been lately.
These last couple years has been acting up, it seems.
Yeah.
I bet.
He heard his nose at a heroin snorting guy.
That's what happened.
I don't know, man.
My nose started getting all fucked up on my veins.
I did all this.
Yeah.
The problem is, no, I saw he's been messed up like this.
You should stick some straws real far up in there and hold it open.
It's like a walrus scene.
You can breathe deeper.
I am the walrus.
So what good happened to me today, man?
On top of Mary getting ill, I fucking cracked my teeth off.
Oh, yeah.
I wanted to talk about it.
I wanted to talk about Mary missing.
Oh, shit.
All the half of the right side of her teeth.
What the fuck?
From the big one from the front one.
I just fucking, it was getting weak.
It was cracked and fucking implanted.
How much did those fuckers cost?
I still owe a lot of money still, man.
And they're breaking?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I don't know how I broke it and I fucking probably...
Were you eating pizza?
Yeah, but that was already, it was gonna go.
I could feel it was gone.
Oh, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm fucking...
Dude.
So I made an appointment and I'm going...
They don't hurt, do they?
No, it doesn't hurt at all.
They just gotta screw them back in.
No, it's gotta be glued and cracked.
I got to pee upstairs.
I got upstairs.
Dude, you are such white trash.
You literally have half a mouth.
The top teeth.
She's an alien.
All the teeth to the left side are intact.
It looks like a yin-yang in your mouth.
That's what it looks like.
Fucking...
And then literally to the front teeth, your...
Your two front teeth.
And then from the big one, all the way to the right, they're just gone.
It is the weirdest looking thing ever.
I know.
It's fucking embarrassing.
And then there's one missing on the bottom.
And today I actually talked to four different cute girls in a row at different fucking established...
Did your wife go about that?
Yeah, she's the one that sent me in two of them and fucking...
She sent you in two of them?
Yeah, sent in two of the places to do her bidding and fucking...
I told her, I had to go speak to this girl in there that was cute and she fucking...
I looked like a fucking white trash motherfucker.
Well, you are white trash.
And she's like, oh, I didn't even think of that.
And I'm like, I know, I'm only kidding.
It doesn't matter.
Fucking teeth.
She already knew I was a fucking dirtbag.
Well, you had to have all your teeth pulled out, didn't you?
Yeah.
Every single tooth in your mouth is fake.
Yeah.
And even the ones that aren't in my mouth are fake.
Yeah, the ones that are sitting upstairs on the table.
The ones on my dresser.
Oh, God, take care of your fucking teeth.
Let me tell you, it looks very silly.
I told Needles this story before and that...
The dentist said to me, you know, when I only had six teeth left and he's like, how did you get here, man?
And I'm like, my dad drove me.
He's like, no, I didn't mean how you get to disappointment, motherfucker.
Just completely using my body like a drug toilet.
How did he get to having six teeth in your ass?
Exactly.
Oh, man.
That was the question.
The guy could have found me and obviously...
He knew and he said, I know.
He knew instantly, right?
Yeah, he goes, I just wanted to see if you're going to lie to me or not.
But then he didn't give you any drugs, right?
No.
But you know what?
It didn't matter because...
I don't know.
Yeah.
I was going on and off at that time.
Yeah, so it wasn't an everyday habit.
No, but it was...
Because if you were on Dope, it wouldn't have happened.
I wasn't on Dope.
I was doing...
I was tampering with pills.
Nah, fucking pills.
That was the problem at that point.
Pill tampering.
You know.
Pills stink.
Pills are bad.
It's all bad.
The funny thing is you don't even get them anymore.
They cash...
No, I don't even like pills.
I don't care about drugs at all anymore.
I got it out of my system, thankfully.
Well, Chicago sober.
I survived through it.
Chicago sober.
Everything.
Just heroin.
That's all we do.
And now...
That ain't anti-drug.
Chicago sober.
Like, that's awesome.
Like, oh no, I do shoot dope now.
In my eyeball drugs.
We do everything except the hard ones.
Yeah.
You know, fucking academies.
No speedballs into my neck.
No.
Noです.
Just not over.
Looks like our guest tonight.
I like the movie again that we saw.
With the guy just casually shooting the other guy up.
On Kensington.
And that just fucking sick.
In Castellus on Kensington street.
They have..
It's like a life of fucking...
low life fucking...
...life on Kensington and the guy goes by every single day.
And takes films.
And he takes videos.
And there's literally people laying on the ground shooting each other.
Smoking crack right out in the open cops are like 20 feet away. Nobody gives a fuck
That place in Portugal is it
Does that even English?
This is the place in Portugal. No, this is in Philadelphia like we just said
They have this in Philadelphia. Yes, really like a free drug place. Yeah, a free drug. Well, they're open-air drug market
Really and then but the homeless is rampant. Yeah, rampant
It's a fucking epidemic. Oh, I don't want to go there just live there. What do you mean?
If you're gonna do go there and live there, yeah, they can they could do whatever they want the cops
Yeah, they don't even do anything. Yeah, they want to rest you like be shooting up right in front of the school
I'm just saying that
Rather snort not saying you I'm saying they they are you can be sitting there right there's video
Yeah, and the cops don't even fucking move and they won't fuck with you about it
Oh, they don't even care no more getting pulled out with John and the side of the road handcuffed to each other
And none of that nobody fucking cares anymore. Well, it all depends. I mean if you're on the road and you're driving
Oh, yeah, yeah, but none of these people are driving
I mean, they're like an for cleaning the sidewalk
They're just fucking hunched over and they're also saying that this tranche shit like completely incapacitates
Yeah, really really fucks you up. So it's not like you're in like a dope nod where you can come out
Yeah, they operate on it. That's what they say sexual assaults robberies all this other stuff happens because you see now if the girl
Had Tourette's and was on track. Oh my god
Oh, yeah, she's not in out which is dreaming the end
Hey, you're the one that was talking about child
Yeah, no, so you got that warm feeling all over
I'm asking are you looking at me talking to me
Who doesn't girl fucking dude, you're just jibberjab
Sitting down funky chicken
We're supposed to have the warm feeling here. I want to know you know
You're fucking kids still that's why what do you guys think this is Vegas and all the way
Just keep them in your area. I don't want something touching you think I got a problem Vegas
You should have a merry Campbell one day. What does she do? Holy fuck?
Well, she's pretty good at numbers and gambling and bullshitting. Yeah, she's just a fraud with it
So she kind of knows a little bit about all the blackjack table works and you know, there's a science to it
Right now you're picking this card would lead one double down one not rare
Right or what the player next you should maybe do would shit her I mean sugar the whole table playing as a dealer
Oh, no, it's what she was doing. Yeah, she's like and they don't like that
But so not she was helping some young dumb kids do math and shit
But now she was yeah, I'm stopping well because she could be like hey
Yes fucking don't hit and then she get the car you know that too. Yeah
Yeah, it could be a card counter right the whole table working together basically mm-hmm and
And they don't like that one foot up on the other chair because it's your foot. She's old. Yeah
Not my girlfriend a girl we're back out. She's a girl so to speak a woman
She was a woman and
She's like 70 the guy that the pit boss was 70 kilos. He was a pit boss
He was you know the old school you could tell you've been a pit boss for his whole life
Huh, she's so old doing look like the pit boss
Excuse me. She had him rattled. She had this guy rattled me on belief. Yeah, why cuz she was winning because she was being who she was
She's being buried. She drunk
No bet, you know enough to give her enough courage to stand her ground and fuck with everybody and not be afraid to do so
It's the lady you lived with right. Yeah, you're a banger. No, no, oh god
Didn't she like treat you like you guys she treated like guys who were dating. Yes, she did
Call up and come here. Yeah, no, I also come here one time. Oh, she's been here
There was no I was moving with they were fucking in the pool. I thought yeah, no being her no, I'm kidding
I know you are and just trying to get her eyes out of needles
Right, and you know, but so where was I?
I'm sorry, yeah, you're a Vegas. She's got a photo
And she's getting pissed off. Yeah, no, she rattled the guy at me. I believe and this dude you think you can handle anything
Yeah, you're a pit boss in Vegas and Mary Campbell had him just crazy. I was just she's just nuts, dude
Why is that? She's just one of those real demanding
Gumbel St. Narcissist
I hear where the highway sure. Okay, I want to talk about Eva. Yeah
I want to talk about Eva
To the Eva tapes. Oh, I met her he played that for you met her only
Sonically dude fuck you believe that shit. He'll be okay. So for I'm gonna give some context to this story
So and for dated a girl. I think he talked about it before didn't he wait? Let's tell us
We should save this let's do another episode right now
Okay, okay, that's what yeah, you know what do yeah, the next one's gonna be a banger
So you fuck you?
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