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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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There we go.

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And the needle.

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And the needle.

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And the needle.

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And the needle.

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Are you starting already?

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Yeah, here we are.

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Oh, fuck, man.

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How are you?

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Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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Fucking shoes.

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There's a tambourine laying over here like I can't fucking do it.

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Ah, fuck, man.

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I hope you get bit by something.

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I mean, satellite wafers, if anyone knows what these are out there.

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Oh, did you bring your shit down from upstairs for your stupid medallion?

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Yeah, I did.

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OK, good.

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Oh, there it is.

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What is that?

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Satellite wafers.

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Oh, those things are fucking gay.

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It's like church things, you know, like Catholic communion things.

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The Eucharist.

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Yeah, with little sugar pellets inside.

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It is the worst fucking thing I've ever eaten in my life.

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It's very bland.

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You know what I mean?

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It's very delicious.

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I've never had this done before, but I'm assuming it's like a guy nutting in your mouth, and

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that's why you like it.

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Whatever.

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That's what you sit around and wonder what it's like.

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Shout out to our followers and our listeners.

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Please like, subscribe, and tell your friends about it.

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Yeah.

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And we just got our stickers today, which look amazing.

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Yeah.

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We're doing gorilla marketing.

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Larry and Needle show stickers.

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It says it's got our logo with the word podcast, real big and red on the bottom and capital

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letters.

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It's very cool.

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It's dope as shit.

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Shout out Dave for helping us out.

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Yeah, Dave, thanks buddy.

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You're the man.

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Dave let me borrow his battery charger.

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My mother-in-law's car battery was dead, and that thing was worked like a fucking charm.

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How long did you wait?

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Well, why did it die?

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Because she went to California, and we were supposed to start her car while she was gone

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and shit.

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I didn't know that we were supposed to do that.

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Mary didn't tell me until like, you know, three months into it.

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So you're a bad son-in-law.

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That's what it boils down to.

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Yeah, I'm a great son-in-law.

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She loves me.

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Yeah, that's what all the bad ones say.

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No, she loves me, man.

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Okay, well, if you think so, I'm happy with that.

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So Larry decided to buy some Japanese technology and bring it into the house.

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Yes.

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And I mean, this is, it's an abomination.

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I can't believe you're supporting the enemy.

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It's not the enemy.

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Japanese people are great.

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Japan is great.

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I didn't say that they weren't great.

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I said they're the enemy.

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Oh, I don't think they are.

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I think China is the enemy.

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Well, we all know that.

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I mean, if you listen to any sort of thing.

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Actually, the only reason China doesn't blow us up is because we buy their goods.

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Yeah, actually, they're all our enemy.

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Who is?

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All the countries hate us.

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What are you talking about?

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Everybody fucking hates the United States.

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Why is that?

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I don't know why, probably because our leaders are such assholes.

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I'll tell you right now that Ukraine doesn't hate the United States.

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Well, Zelensky doesn't.

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I mean, we're just handing fucking checks out like it's price is right.

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He's a billionaire for us.

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Yeah, he's a billionaire for us.

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Big ass check there.

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Fuck.

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That's what I want.

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I wish I could bullshit the fucking United States the way Zelensky is doing.

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It's not that hard to do.

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Remember, people got all those fucking gullible.

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People got all those loans for COVID.

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It's not that hard to do.

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Not to the tune that he's getting paid for.

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People do fucking.

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The fuck is building mansions buying yachts.

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I don't know if this is true.

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Oh, come on, man.

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What do you mean, come on, man?

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Do you have any evidence?

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Yeah, he's got some real nice shit going on.

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I do have evidence.

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Have you seen it?

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I haven't seen it.

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I haven't been there.

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No, I haven't been to Ukraine lately.

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Allegedly.

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Allegedly, this fucker's milking us like a fucking Jersey dairy cow.

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What the fuck does that mean?

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Like a fucking...

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Oh, you said Wisconsin.

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What would you say, Jersey?

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I don't know.

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You know, is Jersey make more?

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They got lots of cows in Jersey.

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Do they?

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A little per capita than Wisconsin?

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They got a cow named after.

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There's a Jersey, like, you know, Holstein or some shit.

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Dude, you're just making shit up.

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Dude, that's that stupid medallion.

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Dude, that's what it is.

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The Japanese have infiltrated that piece of rain.

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So, this Japanese technology, what it is, is it's a defense pendant.

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Well, wait, read the cover.

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It's a quantum energy pendant.

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It's a defense pendant.

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And Larry bought this off the internet.

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Well, Mary bought this off the fucking worldwide web.

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And what it does, it's made from natural minerals.

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You know, they're fused.

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What kind of minerals?

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They're fused and structured, bonded together at a molecular level.

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It doesn't tell you what kind of minerals?

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Yeah, it's, uh, let's see here.

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Cadium?

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Fucking bricarium?

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Bracbarium?

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Bracbarium.

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Gaeum?

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I got hadmium.

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Yeah, gadeum.

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You're a prokility towards men.

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Fruitlium.

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Phinookium.

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Phinookium's in there.

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The gold, it's got some gold.

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Some positive ion.

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And how much did it cost?

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Oh, only $800.

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No, no, it was $100 for two, right?

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Okay, so Larry got two.

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X2 was like $90 for two.

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Okay, what are the benefits?

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It was $90 for two.

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So first of all, okay, so Larry has this, it's like a rosary chain literally.

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It's like made out of plastic.

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Well, without the rosary beads, it's made out of metal.

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It's metal.

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Oh, the chain's metal?

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Oh, okay, I didn't know that.

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I thought it was plastic.

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Yeah, it's black.

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It's black metal.

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Well, it doesn't work then, right?

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Black metal.

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It doesn't work, right?

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And it might work.

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I didn't know it's two pieces.

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It went right over Larry's head.

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All right, it might work.

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We'll see.

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Oh, man, he's still in there.

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I get it.

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Anyways, what it is is a scalier energy, defense pendant, Japanese technology.

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So what is it supposed to do?

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What it does is keeps away electromagnetic frequencies.

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Okay, EMF.

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Yeah, it keeps that.

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And RFID shit.

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And EMPs.

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I don't know if it'll help from that.

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Oh, really?

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Well, I mean, you know, that's some shit.

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Why not?

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I mean, well, the government's going to hit us with a fucking electromagnetic pulse.

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We're fucking done.

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I don't think a necklace is going to fucking help you with that.

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And you think that necklace or medallion, as you guys called it?

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I like to call it an amulet.

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Because literally, here's the amulet of stupid.

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That's what it's called.

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So literally, Larry and Mary put this thing on, and all of a sudden, I swear to God, it's

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like, we know that guy's sitting down at the church, and he can't walk, and the priest

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comes up to him, and he's like, oh, and he starts shaking his hand.

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That's what they, oh my God, my blood's flowing better.

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I can feel my hands.

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Oh, my leg don't hurt no more.

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This is what they said.

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My sciatica is nomadica.

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I'm juggling.

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And Larry and Mary proceeded to say that all their ailments were better.

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Yeah, it was amazing.

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It almost instantaneously worked.

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I couldn't fucking believe it myself.

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And I swear to God, I'm going to charge you for this fucking hat.

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Yeah, I want to get paid, motherfucker.

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No, I know.

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This is a farce.

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It's snake oil.

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Maybe it is.

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I just can't believe you just sent money to a foreign country that we put in the microwave.

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And now all of a sudden.

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Here's the thing though.

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I didn't per se send the money.

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My wife did.

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She said, should I do this?

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I really want to do it.

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So she ran it by you.

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And I said, yeah, because she wanted to do it.

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So what you just said was a lie?

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No, no.

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I didn't know she did it.

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And then she's like, oh, she should I do it.

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No, no.

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She said, I want to do this.

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And I just said, yeah, go for it because I knew she really wanted to do it.

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She's been talking about it for like.

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What if that money goes to help them build the atom bomb to bomb us?

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Hopefully it does.

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Whoa, Larry.

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You know what?

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You and this anti-U.S. rhetoric.

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Anti-U.S. my fucking balls.

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You went for the fucking last two episodes.

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Yes, anti-Retro.

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I'm going to kick you right in your nuts, dude.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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No, man.

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I'm not anti-U.S.

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I love the USA, dude.

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I'm a anti-Semitism.

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I'm not anti-Semitic.

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My fucking family has Jews in there.

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I know.

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I just threw that in there just because it sounded funny.

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Now, listen, I don't agree with this rhetoric that you're doing against the United States.

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Anti-I can.

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Anti-government I can see.

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Yeah, anti-government.

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But I don't think Japan is going to build a bomb that bomb us.

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You never know.

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I think if someone bombs it, it might be China or Putin.

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What if they poison the sushi?

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I'm going to blame you.

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Could possibly be Putin.

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Could possibly be China.

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I would say it's a lot more...

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Listen, this stupid thing you're wearing around your neck doesn't do anything.

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I hate to tell you.

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Well, it ain't going to save you from a fucking bomb, that's for sure.

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And another thing, too, they sent you something to put on your phone.

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Yeah, I have.

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I mean, this sounds like fucking espionage.

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And you two fucking mama-lux just put it on your around your neck and your fucking phone.

282
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It's an EMF shield.

283
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I mean, this is real.

284
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I'm not making this up to our listeners.

285
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And it's a sticker.

286
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And what the sticker is, it's a layered system.

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It's made of many layers.

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One layer is 24-carat gold.

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Which I doubt.

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32 mineral layers, germanium, far infrared, and an absorbing layer, whatever that is.

291
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They're lies just above the adhesive pad.

292
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And then in the parentheses it says bullshit at the end of it.

293
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Yeah, so what?

294
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It's got a little mirror and it says, look at stupid.

295
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Again, you know, happy wife, happy life.

296
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I said, sure honey, yeah, go for it.

297
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It's only like another five bucks or whatever.

298
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And this was like, they sent us these little gold stickers.

299
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The top layer is the 24-carat gold.

300
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Okay, well how do you know this?

301
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Because you could see it.

302
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Dude, it's not, Larry, you could fucking print anything to make it look like gold.

303
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Okay, well that's what they say.

304
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And if they're making false claims, I hope they fucking rot for that.

305
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But anyways, if it's what they say.

306
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Can you send it back?

307
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Can you get a refund?

308
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I don't know.

309
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Are you just gonna wear this thing from now on?

310
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I got it on right now.

311
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I know.

312
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Yeah, I mean, I might wear it from now on.

313
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Do you think there's any health benefits to this?

314
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I might become one of those freaks that like, you know, those people that get into crystals and shit.

315
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Yeah, that's what you are.

316
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000
No, I'm not.

317
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Yes, you are.

318
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You're wearing a trinket.

319
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You should make it into a choker, you funook.

320
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Oh, dude, I could put it on the dog collar.

321
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I got that dog collar.

322
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Yeah, because you're a slave to Japan.

323
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Yeah, that's a good idea.

324
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That'll symbolize the slavery to Japan.

325
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You might as well put a swastika on it while you're at it.

326
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That'll attract everybody's attention.

327
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Yeah.

328
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I wear it under my clothes anyway.

329
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You can't see it.

330
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Oh, thank God.

331
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You don't want to.

332
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That's why I got the black one.

333
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It came in several colors.

334
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You could have got black, silver, gold, rose gold, bronze color, copper, fucking.

335
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Jesus, man.

336
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That multi-color, you never see that like, that one grinder I had.

337
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That was many colors.

338
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I know your own grinder.

339
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It looks like spilled fucking oil or something, that metal that looks like spilled oil.

340
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Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

341
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It's like red and blue and yellow.

342
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It's like multi-colored metal.

343
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It looks like oil and water.

344
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All right, I got you.

345
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You said it five fucking times.

346
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Do you fucking act like you know what that means?

347
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
I don't know what you're talking about, Larry.

348
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You're a son of a bitch.

349
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What the fuck, man?

350
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You're ever so...

351
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Coming from a guy who's wearing a 5G blockin' medallion.

352
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You have no ground to stand on.

353
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Here's the thing now.

354
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And who hates the US?

355
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I love the US.

356
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I just bought some Japan technology.

357
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I bought some Japan technology.

358
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Do we have a trading bar go with Japan?

359
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Because I hope we do.

360
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I'm turning you in.

361
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I don't think we do.

362
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You son of a bitch, you better pray we don't.

363
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Because it says literally on it, made in Japan in huge letters.

364
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Yeah, it's like...

365
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Huge letters.

366
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It's better than saying it made in China.

367
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What?

368
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Okay, what comes from Japan?

369
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Electronics.

370
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Yeah, and a lot of cool things.

371
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So you don't think there's a device in there?

372
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It is a baby.

373
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For all I know it is.

374
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Don't fucking recall.

375
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Hopefully it will be.

376
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A phone.

377
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I really hope so.

378
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Because then maybe we'll get big in Japan.

379
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That'd be amazing.

380
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Big in Japan.

381
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You're dressed like Godzilla.

382
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All we gotta do is go there.

383
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We'll already be big in Japan.

384
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You think you gotta get Godzilla insurance in Japan?

385
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Giant lizard insurance.

386
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000
About moth or insurance.

387
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When you're renting a car and shit.

388
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Do you want to put down the extra ten bucks for the Godzilla insurance?

389
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I don't think I'll need that.

390
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And the fucking thing steps on your car.

391
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And you're gonna come around.

392
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Yeah, and then you're fucked.

393
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You better just get the insurance.

394
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Larry, I got a great story for you.

395
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That motherfucker's lurking around every corner.

396
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So this weekend we missed our calling, man.

397
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Why?

398
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Because we wanted to start that new body painting business, remember?

399
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No, but tell me.

400
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This weekend was SatanCon.

401
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

402
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It was April 30th.

403
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This last weekend?

404
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Yeah.

405
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Yesterday.

406
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This last weekend was SatanCon.

407
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I mean, you want to argue some more about it?

408
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It's not my calling.

409
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It's not my calling.

410
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I'll hear about it, but God forgive those idiots before they know not what they do.

411
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Those dummies.

412
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Anyways, good.

413
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Hey, is it a fucking, at least we still have freedom of speech, right?

414
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
Yes, yes.

415
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
We should.

416
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That's what we fucking shoot for.

417
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
And we should.

418
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Listen, no matter what you agree about these ass monkeys do.

419
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Yeah.

420
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You know what I mean?

421
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
As long as they ain't touching kids.

422
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Yeah.

423
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Old ladies.

424
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Being cool.

425
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Not doing shit wrong.

426
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You know what I mean?

427
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000
And giving sacrifices to animals like bunny rabbits and small.

428
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There were no arrests or nothing happened wrong.

429
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Sure, of course not.

430
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You know what I mean?

431
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Like they fucking, and they had a, well they had a magnifying glass on all we do.

432
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It was in Boston.

433
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Come on.

434
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Yeah, I know.

435
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All right.

436
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,560
My wife was telling me about it.

437
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It was the largest satanic gathering in history.

438
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Wow.

439
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And a sold out event.

440
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Wow.

441
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You want to know what they did there, Larry?

442
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Fuck the kids.

443
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Entertainment.

444
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
What?

445
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
I don't know.

446
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Fuck the kids.

447
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,680
You just can't have sex with kids and not get arrested, Larry.

448
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I mean, I know your utopia is that, but you and your child's bike mustache.

449
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That thing is growing in real skanky, Larry.

450
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You better watch out.

451
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Especially riding that scooter around.

452
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Oh man, it's been too cold for the fucking scooter.

453
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Well, I've been fucking dying to get the boys down.

454
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000
And they had satanic rituals there.

455
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Of course, that's where the fucking of the kids and killing of the animals and people comes in.

456
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I want you to guess how the event began.

457
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With a prayer.

458
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
No.

459
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
What?

460
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
I mean.

461
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
They tore a Bible up, Larry.

462
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Of course they did.

463
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000
I mean, what a weak attempt for attention.

464
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Yeah.

465
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You know what I mean?

466
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Stupidity.

467
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
You should have torn the Quran up.

468
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
That's what they should have done.

469
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
You want to make some fucking waves.

470
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
And then they would have gotten in trouble.

471
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Oh yeah, well, they would have been a hate crime then.

472
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Well, because Christianity is a dying religion.

473
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Right, well no.

474
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Because it's unprotected.

475
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Because white people get into it.

476
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Oh, not all.

477
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
I wouldn't say that.

478
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
And black people.

479
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Yes, there's a lot of messpanics.

480
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
But they don't want, but in Hispanics,

481
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:55,000
but here's the thing, they don't want them to be into God because that makes the family

482
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
stronger and then they won't be gang banging.

483
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
They won't be drug selling.

484
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Larry, listen.

485
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000
They won't be child trafficking and shit.

486
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Come on.

487
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
That's what they want, bro.

488
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000
If you tell me a priest that hides behind God.

489
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
He's going to hell.

490
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Those fuckers are going to get judged.

491
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Yeah, no, but they also don't want the fucking upper people, the fucking them, the people

492
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
at the top.

493
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Yeah.

494
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
They don't want you to believe in God and all that.

495
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
They want you to fucking be a dummy.

496
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
What are you talking about?

497
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Joe Biden claims he's a devout Christian.

498
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Joe Biden's a fucking asshole.

499
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Every president is claimed to be a devout Christian.

500
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Whatever he says is the exact opposite.

501
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
That's how you know.

502
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000
If you want to ever decipher one of his things, whatever he says, it's the exact opposite.

503
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Whatever comes out of his mouth is 100% a fucking lie all the time, 100% of the time.

504
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
The fucking guy couldn't tell the truth if he fucking wanted to.

505
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Dude, he wants to run for re-election.

506
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
84 years old will be out of there.

507
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Oh, my God.

508
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
84.

509
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Man.

510
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Dude, how many competent people did you know are above 65?

511
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
He was already an idiot when he was like 40.

512
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
When did you retire?

513
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Right.

514
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
When you were 65.

515
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
70s and now this fucking guy's banging 10 years later?

516
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah, right.

517
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Running the country?

518
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I hate to do political talks because Larry's a funny little way.

519
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
We're not talking political, we're just talking stupidity.

520
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
No, we're talking hopefully truth.

521
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I mean, somebody's got to agree with us.

522
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Oh, yeah.

523
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
You know, considering with you and you agree with me to some extent.

524
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Yeah, anyone with half a brain like you have would fucking agree.

525
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Also, these fucking guys tore up a thin blue line flag.

526
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Oh, boy.

527
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Yeah, I know.

528
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000
And they claim in WWE fucked the police real loud.

529
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:40,000
An official statement from the Satanic Temple said they don't believe in Satan.

530
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Official statement from the Satanic Temple said they don't believe in Satan.

531
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Yes.

532
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
What does that mean?

533
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
How could they have a Satan con in that way?

534
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Said they advocate for separation of church and state.

535
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Okay.

536
00:16:53,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Also, they claim that their agenda is supporting human rights, freedom of religion, and women's

537
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
bodies.

538
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Which I mean, I mean, I support women's bodies.

539
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000
I agree with all that stuff, but you know, they're hiding it.

540
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Unless she's wearing a belly shirt and she's got a big ass belly.

541
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Right.

542
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Just because it's called a belly shirt.

543
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000
I mean, I don't want to see your fucking thumb belly button hole.

544
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Put my thumb right in there, bitch.

545
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Exactly.

546
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
It's like popping a lollipop.

547
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Popping a cherry.

548
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
But fucking, these Satan people, it's just silly, right?

549
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Yeah.

550
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I mean.

551
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
It's funny because you're doing it.

552
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
That's what, that's all it is.

553
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
It's gotta rise out of you.

554
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
No, I don't, I don't care what they do.

555
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Satan people.

556
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I don't really care at all what they do honestly.

557
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Listen, man, I like, I'm going to tell you right now.

558
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
I, I respect.

559
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000
I just, I just hope they fucking snap out of it before they actually go to hell.

560
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Hey, are my glasses over there by the mixing board?

561
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I'll check.

562
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
But I really respect that these people have an agenda.

563
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,000
There are so many people that are fucking, oh.

564
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Thank you, sir.

565
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
They have nothing at all.

566
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Like, you know what I mean?

567
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
They, oh, we follow somebody else and somebody else and somebody else.

568
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Like to go to a Satan con, man, you have to have money and pay and get a hotel room.

569
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Yeah.

570
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Man, what do you, do you think they were doing some weird crazy, they had to be there.

571
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
They were doing some weird fucking orgies, man.

572
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
I would hope so.

573
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I would have fucking gave my eye teeth to fucking be there.

574
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Except our, yeah.

575
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Except they're already gone.

576
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
You don't know what your eye teeth are?

577
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Your eye teeth never.

578
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah.

579
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Those are the things.

580
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Insizers?

581
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Yeah.

582
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Right by your eyes.

583
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Your eye teeth.

584
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Like the most important teeth in your mouth.

585
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Like the vampire fang teeth.

586
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Yeah.

587
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Yeah.

588
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
If you're a meat eater.

589
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Right.

590
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Right.

591
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Carnivore?

592
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
I think so.

593
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
That's a correct.

594
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
That's a carnivore.

595
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Yeah.

596
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
That's a meat eater.

597
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yes, sir.

598
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Okay.

599
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
So then you got that stupid thing and then what did you get?

600
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Well, that's yes.

601
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
That's vegetables and shit.

602
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Yeah.

603
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Plant.

604
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Brontosaurus.

605
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Or omnivores.

606
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Okay.

607
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Listen, clown.

608
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
What else did you get?

609
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
You got a 5G blocker also?

610
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah.

611
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
So 5G.

612
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Because here's what they're going to do with the 5G.

613
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
What are they going to do Larry?

614
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Inside all the vaccinations was Ebola and other shit like that.

615
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000
You know, other diseases that will be activated by the 5G.

616
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Really?

617
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
You really think that?

618
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
I kind of do.

619
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Yeah.

620
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
So you're going to tell me in Uganda they got 5G.

621
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Oh, yeah.

622
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
You're kidding me.

623
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
They'll pipe it in somehow.

624
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Well, but now you're saying they'll pipe it in somehow.

625
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
They'll ask you if they had it and you're like, yes.

626
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,500
And now you're like, they'll pipe it in somehow.

627
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
I'm sure they do.

628
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,500
I don't know if they do or not.

629
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,000
I haven't been to Uganda lately, but.

630
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Oh, but this is your whole thing.

631
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
I imagine they do.

632
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
But if you think you said Ebola, where does Ebola come from?

633
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Africa?

634
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Yeah, but there's not that many.

635
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Ebola's not that prevalent.

636
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:49,000
No, it's called Marburg and it's already going on and I fucking can't remember which country,

637
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
but it'll be here soon.

638
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
How many, okay, listen, how many fucking times have you in your life?

639
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Have you heard?

640
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
88% death rate.

641
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Do you bleed out your eyes and your ears and shit?

642
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Yeah, and your abs.

643
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Man, and then.

644
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
88%.

645
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000
I heard you the first time.

646
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Oh, fuck you, this fucking guy.

647
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:14,000
So how many times in your life have you heard Ebola outbreak on the news?

648
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Never.

649
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Bullshit.

650
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Have I?

651
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
I don't know.

652
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
You've never really watched the news except until like about the last few years.

653
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Dude, I remember them burning into our skulls when you were in high school.

654
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Really?

655
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
You bleed from your eyes and your orifices and your ears.

656
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
See, I was already out of school by that time.

657
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I didn't hear about it like that.

658
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Okay, well, I respect that, but at the same time.

659
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Did they fucking scare you with that shit, though, those assholes?

660
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Well, because of communicable diseases.

661
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Yeah, yeah.

662
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Well, you get it from sex and shit?

663
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Ebola?

664
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I don't think so.

665
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
I think it's...

666
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
You just catch it, right?

667
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, I think it's skin, but I don't, you know what, it might be airborne.

668
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
It might be airborne, but what this is already injected.

669
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Like COVID, right?

670
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah, but, well, yeah.

671
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Yeah, right.

672
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:56,000
So, it's already injected into the people, and then when they kick on this fucking certain

673
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
frequency...

674
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
MK Ultra shit now with bioengineering.

675
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Yeah.

676
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
And that's when it's gonna fucking get you.

677
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Larry, listen, man, you know what?

678
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I don't know, that's just what I think.

679
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
You have been smoking way too much weed today.

680
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I mean, Jesus.

681
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
That's just what I think.

682
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I can't leave you home alone as he rips another heater or fucking joint.

683
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
And he's like, let me tell you about the giraffes.

684
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
They're cell phone towers.

685
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:28,000
When I was a kid, I remember my mom saying, you know, we had this fucking drafty ass fucking

686
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
house in the city.

687
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
We lived in this apartment.

688
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000
I remember my mom saying, you should switch Larry's room to the other room.

689
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
He's gonna catch a draft in that room.

690
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000
And I'm thinking, how am I gonna catch, how is a giraffe gonna come under my doorway?

691
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Oh, yeah.

692
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
I thought they were saying giraffe.

693
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:50,000
And I'm fucking thinking, how the fuck is a giraffe gonna get me?

694
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
It was just mind blowing for me as a kid.

695
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
You want to hear something?

696
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I have something like that.

697
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
So remember the car lighters in the car?

698
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Uh-huh.

699
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Well, it looked like the way that I looked at it, it looked like a tennis net because

700
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
it had the smoke coming up and then it was just looking.

701
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I thought when you pushed it in a tennis net came out.

702
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Like stupid shit light.

703
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I remember dropping that bitch.

704
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Remember when the fucking people don't remember car lighters, man, that fucker would get red hot.

705
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah, well, I bet you a lot of people that are listening to us probably remember car lighters.

706
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Yeah, our demo is might be old people.

707
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
I hope so.

708
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
I hope they're people.

709
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Any people would be nice.

710
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Hey, shout out to our eight followers, man.

711
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Seven.

712
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Seven followers.

713
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
We lost one.

714
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
We lost, we had 11 followers.

715
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Well, Jesus Larry.

716
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
We had 12, now we got seven.

717
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
But it's funny though.

718
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Like I said, man.

719
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,000
We must have fucking offended those fucking snowflake ass bitches.

720
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
All right, well, you know, insult the people that left.

721
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
I don't mind that.

722
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Just insult the people.

723
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Don't insult the people that are listening.

724
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
You guys at Stador are the coolest motherfuckers I've ever known.

725
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
You guys are cool.

726
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
God, you're cool.

727
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Bless you.

728
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
I love you.

729
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Man, you guys are awesome.

730
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
And the funny thing is Larry and I are just nobodies.

731
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
You know what I mean?

732
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Like, this is what we wanted to do.

733
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Shout out to Tiffany Woodcock.

734
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Why are you saying last name?

735
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I know.

736
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
She's a...

737
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
And Russ and Matt.

738
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Yeah, Russ and Matt too.

739
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
And then so fucking...

740
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I mean, Larry, this fucking necklace really upsets me.

741
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
I don't like it at all.

742
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
I mean, it really freaks me out, man.

743
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I'm sure it won't do any harm if anything like you said.

744
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
It's gonna harm you probably.

745
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Well, maybe it'll be just a placebo effect.

746
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
It really is.

747
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I think it does something and maybe that'll just be good enough.

748
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Hopefully it's not actually emitting fucking some kind of deadly radiation that's gonna hurt me.

749
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Well, you said there's something inside.

750
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
There's some kind of electronic.

751
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Maybe we should buy another one and open that one up and see what's inside there.

752
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
We should do a Larry and Needle's investigation.

753
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Wow.

754
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
What is that called?

755
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Like fucking Oak Island.

756
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Nah, no.

757
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I was thinking of one where they do like the...

758
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
When they go undercover.

759
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Yeah.

760
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
We can travel to Japan and go to the factory.

761
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Undercover boss.

762
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
He'll give you like Chinese face.

763
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000
You can wear one of those called kimono.

764
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah, I need a job.

765
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Gaysha girl.

766
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
I want to work here and make these pendants, please.

767
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Larry and Needle's investigation.

768
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
I have a fucking camera in my head.

769
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Why on your head?

770
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I'm with your belt buckle, you idiot.

771
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
So I can look while I'm working on the piece.

772
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Like they're not gonna notice it's on your head.

773
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
It'll be small, like on my glasses.

774
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
How are you gonna hold it?

775
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
No, it'll be very small, like a pinpoint thing.

776
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
You don't think these guys are gonna notice?

777
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Man, Larry.

778
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I'll get a made in China thing and they won't know it.

779
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Oh, that's great when you go to Japan.

780
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
I'm sure they're gonna love that.

781
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Are they arguing?

782
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I don't know, I don't think so.

783
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I think Japan just fucking minds their own business,

784
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
keeps their nuclear shit going good,

785
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
and keeps us in check.

786
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Dude, fuck that, they had that huge meltdown.

787
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Remember all that Fukushima?

788
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Fukushima.

789
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
That shit went into the water, man.

790
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Nobody gives a fuck about anything.

791
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Not that happened.

792
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Oh, yeah, you know.

793
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
You know, big deal.

794
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Couple of fucking, you know.

795
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
And they're finding like radiation and fishes and shit.

796
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Oh, yeah.

797
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
A couple of fish with two heads,

798
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
two heads, two tails, twice the size of a normal whale.

799
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Dude, it smells like an Indian deli in here.

800
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I hate when you burn your incense later.

801
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
I burn this incense to get the evil...

802
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
What's it called?

803
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Frankenfuck?

804
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Franken-sense.

805
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Oh, it stinks.

806
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
This is the shit that you...

807
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Oh, yeah, this is the shit that Jesus got through the book.

808
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Dude, we're completely sealed in

809
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
and you're just burning us out with this shit, dude.

810
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Dude, man.

811
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Next thing you're gonna start fucking scamming people on the phone.

812
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Oh, man.

813
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
All right, listen.

814
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Evil is out and amongst us, Larry.

815
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
You got it.

816
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
I hate to tell you that, man.

817
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Shelly No-Tek.

818
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Serial killer lady.

819
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Oh.

820
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
She's a little cutie, too.

821
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
She ain't too bad.

822
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Wow.

823
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Bad bitch killing.

824
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Yeah, bad bitch alert, eh?

825
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:54,000
All right, she's been released from Raymond, Washington.

826
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
She was dubbed America's most evil mother.

827
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
She was the evilest mother out there and they let her out?

828
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Well, I'm reading you what they wrote in the title, man.

829
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I know, but I mean, I can't believe they would let out the most evil mother out there.

830
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Her husband was involved with her.

831
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
And they let him out in 1996.

832
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Holy fuck.

833
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
All right, so...

834
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So she did a lot more time than him.

835
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
She spent 20 years behind bars.

836
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
She killed two people.

837
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
And her husband helped out.

838
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Well, you think that she would have got more time, but...

839
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Well, you think she would have.

840
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
I mean, come on, sentencing back, then you think she would have got a life sentence?

841
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Yeah.

842
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
How would you get away with that?

843
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Yeah.

844
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
I mean, her husband...

845
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Did they give her manslaughter or was it an actual first-degree murder?

846
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Well, she killed two people.

847
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
And she got convicted of torturing people.

848
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Holy fuck, she is a bad bitch.

849
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
She's a bad bitch, dude.

850
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
And she got out.

851
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Who the fuck gets out for doing this stuff?

852
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Guess who she tortured?

853
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
A girl.

854
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Her daughter's and her nephew.

855
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Oh my god.

856
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Man, I'm a bad bitch, alert.

857
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Family members.

858
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Yeah, I mean, like, keep it close if you know what I mean.

859
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Man, oh man.

860
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
But she killed two people that lived in her boarding house.

861
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Holy fuck.

862
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
So she was all over the place.

863
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
She killed two people.

864
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
She was all over the map, this bitch.

865
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
She killed two people.

866
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Her husband, David, killed her nephew that they used to torture.

867
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Oh, man.

868
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
And they tortured her two daughters.

869
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000
And she still got out after serving 20 years.

870
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
And how did she torture the daughters?

871
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
I didn't want to get into specifics.

872
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
You know what I mean?

873
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
I don't want to glorify this shit.

874
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
I already have things going through my eyes.

875
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
You're already getting a little stinger over there.

876
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,000
I don't want you to blow your load there.

877
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000
I gotta keep you under some sort of wraps.

878
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Hopefully that medallion would blow your shit's sex drive.

879
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Because you're a horny motherfucker.

880
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Man, so she ran a boarding house and she killed two people that lived in there.

881
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Kind of like H.H. Holmes who they thought was a...

882
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Well, he had a torture house.

883
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:06,000
But he had the boarding house and they thought, you know, how convenient for this guy being

884
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
a serial killer.

885
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Well, he used to let transients and hookers and all.

886
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
And he also had it going during the Chicago World Fair.

887
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
There was a lot of visiting people and foreigners.

888
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
1936 or something.

889
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Or 20s.

890
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
It might have been 20s.

891
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
I mean, listen, I'm just going off the top of my head.

892
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000
It might have been more like 1889 or something.

893
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Okay, well, let's get off the dates.

894
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
But anyways, let's get back to this other bad bitch.

895
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Okay, so, like I said, they tortured.

896
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
So they ran this boarding house.

897
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:43,000
These people would come there and they would torture them and then murder them.

898
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
So she had a fancy for torturing.

899
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I mean, it tickled her fancy.

900
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
She liked it.

901
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Well, yeah.

902
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
She liked hearing them scream.

903
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000
But imagine being dubbed America's most evil mother and then being let out.

904
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000
So now people are up in arms because she has to go to a halfway house.

905
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Oh, wow.

906
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I wouldn't want to sleep in the fucking same halfway house with torture and murderous fucking...

907
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Circumstances, right?

908
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Proud of the environment.

909
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
The original B&B killer.

910
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Who knows?

911
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
What's that?

912
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
The original B&B killer.

913
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
You know, you're gonna sleep in a halfway house with...

914
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
The B&B.

915
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Yeah, whatever.

916
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Bare bread, breakfast, bread...

917
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
B&B, bread and bread.

918
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Is that what you meant?

919
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Yeah.

920
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Airbnb.

921
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Whatever the fuck.

922
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
You know what I'm saying?

923
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Shut your fucking mouth.

924
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Shut your fucking mouth.

925
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Oh, now you get all aggressive when you fuck stuff.

926
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
See, look it.

927
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
I'm an abusive relationship.

928
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I'm a battered man over there.

929
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Larry hits me when the mics turn up.

930
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Don't say that.

931
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Yes.

932
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
I hope the FBI hears this.

933
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Aw.

934
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Even that stupid Japanese medallion.

935
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
He's lying.

936
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm gonna turn you right into the fuzz.

937
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
You're collecting evidence for the enemy.

938
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
It keeps on holding that...

939
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000
It's probably a microphone going straight to the fucking...

940
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000
You know, their central intelligence agency over there.

941
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
My God.

942
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
No, it probably just goes to a server close.

943
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,000
And then they weed it out and send it to the central intelligence agency.

944
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Next thing you know, you have a tinfoil hat in the backyard.

945
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
You got a ham radio.

946
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
More calling arc.

947
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Transmitting to fucking...

948
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
This is more calling arc.

949
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Transmitting to the fucking red sun.

950
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Yeah.

951
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
That's all I know.

952
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
That's all there is.

953
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
I still love you.

954
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Land of the New Horizon sun.

955
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Yeah, you definitely have to commit a hairy carry then.

956
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Sepica?

957
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

958
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
We talked about that.

959
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Yeah, no, but you have to definitely.

960
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I mean, that's a traditional Japanese way to go.

961
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
And I want to be traditional.

962
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Well, I'll film it and put it out on YouTube so all listeners can watch it.

963
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Probably get probably four or 500 views.

964
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I hope.

965
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
That's a lot.

966
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
But that's all right though.

967
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
When you get taken away in handcuffs, that'll be good enough for everybody, right?

968
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
I'll probably get 600 views for that.

969
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
For what?

970
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Sepicu?

971
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Handcuffs.

972
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
I don't think we can put that on YouTube though.

973
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
No, they'll take it down.

974
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
That's all right though.

975
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
You'll get by.

976
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Thanks.

977
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I just don't like these weird trinkets that you're buying.

978
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And then that other one that you're doing, like the 5G shield.

979
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Like, don't you think it's weird they send you a medallion and they want you to put something

980
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
on your phone?

981
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Like, if an American wanted you to do that, you'd be like, fuck no.

982
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Seriously.

983
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:18,000
If some guy walked up to you and he's like, hey, put this medallion on and then stick

984
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,000
this on your phone, you'd be like, what are you fucking talking about?

985
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000
And then you just send money away to Japan and you're like, oh, willy nilly.

986
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,000
But like, oh, this shit makes my arthritis go away.

987
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And my freedom at the same time.

988
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
And now I'm an accomplice.

989
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
My leg hurts all of a sudden.

990
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Yeah, I know.

991
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
That thing's going to give you a stroke.

992
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
And he's like, oh man, I really want sushi all of a sudden.

993
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I am kind of hungry.

994
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
No, I'm not.

995
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
I just had that fucking awesome ham sandwich I made.

996
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Ham and Hawaiian honey, whatever that fucking Hawaiian bread.

997
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,000
And some chippewa cheese, some potato chips smashed on there.

998
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Fuck yeah.

999
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Shit was dope.

1000
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Larry, that thing is making you stupid.

1001
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
That's what it's doing.

1002
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
It's taking away whatever little smarts you have.

1003
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Man.

1004
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
It's trapping your essence.

1005
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Zapping my fucking brain cells from the inside.

1006
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
You're going to start playing a gong.

1007
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,000
You're like, hey, when we jam, I just want to.

1008
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Now, speaking of which, you know, but I think the listeners might be interested.

1009
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Oh boy.

1010
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Larry's selling the couch.

1011
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I'm getting this, yeah.

1012
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I'm getting this 1,909 chord progression piano book, man.

1013
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
I'm really fucking jacked up and it was supposed to come in the mail today from Amazon.

1014
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
And the fucking thing is going to be late now.

1015
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
They sent me an email and I'm like, fuck.

1016
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I've been dying to get at it all day, you know.

1017
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
But we got our stickers today.

1018
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Yeah.

1019
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
And we did get our stickers.

1020
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
So that's good.

1021
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah.

1022
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
That's real good.

1023
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
But you know.

1024
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
I mean, we're going to start doing guerrilla marketing like we talked about.

1025
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Stickers are going everywhere.

1026
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Go to some open mics.

1027
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Fucking put those bitches up.

1028
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Get down.

1029
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Your band's playing next week, so hopefully we can fucking.

1030
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I'll put them where I go.

1031
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Danny's bathroom, fucking gas station pump.

1032
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
You name it, man.

1033
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
All those force preserves you hit.

1034
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Yeah.

1035
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
No, you don't tell us why you're going.

1036
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
The men's room with the fucking truck stop.

1037
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Fuck it.

1038
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Bussy Woods.

1039
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:36,000
How come there's so many Larry and Needle stickers in the men's room?

1040
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
One of the guys from the Larry and Needle show likes to hang out there.

1041
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah.

1042
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000
And he always pulls in backwards, you know what I mean?

1043
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:51,000
So one time Bobby was telling me about princess parking and I'm like, what the fuck is princess

1044
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
parking?

1045
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
What are you talking about?

1046
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Or maybe it wasn't Bobby, but let's just say it was.

1047
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Let's just say it was.

1048
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Steamboat.

1049
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:06,000
And they said, yeah, when you pull into the thing, you know, and you tap your, your break

1050
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000
a couple of times and lights flashing and the fruit cakes come out of the woodwork.

1051
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
But how do I wait a minute?

1052
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Wait a minute.

1053
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Wow.

1054
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
I didn't know that.

1055
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Dude, there's more holes in this than Swiss cheese.

1056
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I don't know.

1057
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
That's just a story I got told.

1058
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
So wait a minute.

1059
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
There's just foot nooks hanging out in the forest and when you come up and tell everybody

1060
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
to they all jump out.

1061
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
This doesn't sound cool at all.

1062
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Is there just one guy or like four guys?

1063
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I don't know.

1064
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I guess another fruit cake in a car will notice like, you ever go to the forest preserve?

1065
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
I mean, my wife will go there sometimes.

1066
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah.

1067
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I love how you said you and your wife.

1068
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000
No, we'll take a walk around, but you'll always notice like one or two guys sitting

1069
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
in a car by the self.

1070
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Maybe you won't even walk to your parents.

1071
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I was so light of them.

1072
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
No, we go to that one.

1073
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
We go to that one down by.

1074
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
It's a joke, Larry.

1075
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I know, man.

1076
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
This is fucking fun.

1077
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
All right, keep going, Larry.

1078
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Anyways, I always say, look at those fucking guys sitting in a car alone.

1079
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
What are they doing?

1080
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Waiting for drugs?

1081
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Maybe.

1082
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,760
There might be a head down there.

1083
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,000
Or there's fucking fruit cakes.

1084
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Yeah, there might be a head down there.

1085
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Yeah.

1086
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
I mean, what did you think I was?

1087
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
This guy's doing earmachio?

1088
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Remember what that is, right?

1089
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah.

1090
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Shout out to Ed Kemper.

1091
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
For cutting his mom's head off and then using it.

1092
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Fucking her neck.

1093
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Fuck, well, not her neck.

1094
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Her mouth.

1095
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
No, I know.

1096
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
In the neck hole too, I think.

1097
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
He said in the neck.

1098
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Oh, God.

1099
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
On the fucking TV show I saw.

1100
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Eddie Kemper, man.

1101
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Oh, that was a good show.

1102
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Mine?

1103
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Mine?

1104
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Mine Games, no.

1105
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Mine Hunter.

1106
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Mine Hunter.

1107
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Mine, it was a real good show.

1108
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I mean, it is about serial killer obsession.

1109
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Because I do.

1110
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I love it.

1111
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I know.

1112
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
You know what?

1113
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I almost think that you might have fucking killed or be a serial killer.

1114
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Who, me?

1115
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah.

1116
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Well, why are you calling me out, Larry?

1117
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I mean, what kind of friend are you?

1118
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Dude, you just totally nursed me out, man.

1119
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Hey, I think you're a serial killer or you've killed people.

1120
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I don't know.

1121
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
You just, you know, you worry me a little.

1122
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Jesus, Larry, that's not good.

1123
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Why would you say that?

1124
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I mean, this is the happens when you smoke weed with your friends.

1125
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
I think you're a serial killer and you worry me.

1126
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
What am I going to murder?

1127
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I'm not going to murder you guys.

1128
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
I know.

1129
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
That's why I'm not that worried.

1130
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I just bring the body over here and bury it in the backyard.

1131
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Don't do that.

1132
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Yeah.

1133
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Bring it somewhere else, man.

1134
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
What do you mean?

1135
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Fuck, man.

1136
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
I don't want to go down for your shit.

1137
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
You won't.

1138
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'll bury a nice hole.

1139
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I'm not playing the garden.

1140
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Okay.

1141
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
But nowadays, you won't be able to do.

1142
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Mary will be like, why are you digging in my yard?

1143
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
What the fuck is he doing, Larry?

1144
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Tell him not to do that.

1145
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
What are you doing, needles?

1146
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
You'll be like, oh, fuck.

1147
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Yeah, that's true.

1148
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
You guys would have nagged me so much.

1149
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I'd have to take the body somewhere else.

1150
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Why is he fucking up my grass?

1151
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Jesus.

1152
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
I'd be like, what's the difference?

1153
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
It's all weeds anyway.

1154
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I don't want to fucking hole it.

1155
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
She'll be like, I don't want to hole it in my yard.

1156
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
I don't want to hole in my yard.

1157
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Shallow grave next to the pool.

1158
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Who's that?

1159
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
It's sticking out.

1160
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
No, I'm more than really shallow.

1161
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
What you really got to do?

1162
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
The nose is sticking out.

1163
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Jesus, man.

1164
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I've dug holes before, Larry.

1165
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I understand the depth of perception.

1166
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And it's a thing.

1167
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
We don't have no depth perception.

1168
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Maybe you have to chop the bodies up.

1169
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
That's probably the best way to go.

1170
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I guess.

1171
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Because then they go to a rig of mortise, right?

1172
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I don't know.

1173
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Oh, no, a rig of mortise is right away, dude.

1174
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
That's what I'm saying.

1175
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
They go into a rig of mortise so they're fucking kids.

1176
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Yeah, when Timmy died and fucking, he was stiff as a fucking mortise.

1177
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Shut up, Timmy.

1178
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You know?

1179
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Well, yeah.

1180
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
When he died, he was sitting on my couch and he was in the, when they put him in the fucking

1181
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
body bag, he was in the exact same position that he was sitting in.

1182
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
They couldn't even straighten him back out.

1183
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
You know what I mean?

1184
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Yeah.

1185
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
That's what happens though.

1186
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
I mean, like we just talked about.

1187
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I think you'd have to start cutting them up right away.

1188
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Huh?

1189
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I think you'd have to start cutting right away.

1190
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
No.

1191
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
There's, I mean, there's shit that they fucking do.

1192
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Like what a dime or two.

1193
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
What do you mean what a dime or two?

1194
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
How do you keep those people all pliable for days and shit?

1195
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
I don't know, man.

1196
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I mean, that's the tricks of the trade.

1197
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I don't know that shit, you know?

1198
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I think that, I think that that's probably better, right?

1199
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I don't know, man.

1200
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah, it's better with dime or debt.

1201
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
No, I'm just saying it's better if they have rig of mortise.

1202
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
So then they're like, you can just play and throw like plank down.

1203
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
You can just lay.

1204
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
You got, you got easy access to all the good parts.

1205
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Oh God.

1206
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
They don't flop around and shit.

1207
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
If that's what you're into, like Bill Cosby, you think he might go back on tour?

1208
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
He should, man.

1209
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000
You know that Bill Cosby didn't really do all that shit that they set him up.

1210
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Man, Larry, you really, I mean.

1211
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I think that was a big set up.

1212
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Man, that medallion dude is really getting me there fucking.

1213
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Here's what happened with Cosby, right?

1214
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Oh, you're going to tell me?

1215
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah.

1216
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
All right.

1217
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Here's what happened.

1218
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
He and his buddies, a couple of his friends, were going to buy CBS.

1219
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Okay.

1220
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,000
The network, the whole fucking thing, the whole chain, the whole shebang.

1221
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Yeah.

1222
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:05,000
And they didn't want him to buy the upper, you know, the Illuminati, the people in charge.

1223
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Larry, man.

1224
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
The fucking state, the deep state.

1225
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Didn't want him to have it because they thought he might be hard to control.

1226
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
We're not even on the mushrooms.

1227
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
This is just weed.

1228
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
No, listen, man, listen.

1229
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,000
So they made up all this bullshit and they put him in jail and they did it just enough

1230
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
to smear the fuck out of his name because why do you think they let him out right away?

1231
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Dude, you're fucking kidding me.

1232
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
They have multiple, listen.

1233
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I'm not kidding.

1234
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
I don't condone anything that this guy's done.

1235
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
All the bitches are lying, allegedly.

1236
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Allegedly, yeah.

1237
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Like how you followed with that.

1238
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
He's paid civil suits in bullshit.

1239
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Because he had to because they said, we're fucking kill your family, you motherfucker.

1240
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Oh, you think he's threatened families?

1241
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
First they kill his dog, then they kill his cat and they say, next it's going to be your

1242
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
fucking kid and then your wife.

1243
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Oh, he probably wanted to get rid of Camille.

1244
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Have you ever seen her?

1245
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I don't know, but I'm sure that he didn't want her fucking tortured like the evil mother

1246
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
would do.

1247
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Listen, he went to jail.

1248
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
I know.

1249
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Because they set him up.

1250
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
They set his ass up.

1251
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Bill did not deserve it.

1252
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
He drugged people.

1253
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Dude, I got a fucking fat Albert lunchbox, man.

1254
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
What does that have to do with anything?

1255
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
He's a good guy.

1256
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

1257
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
He's a good guy.

1258
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I do not believe what, listen, I shall no way and be tied into what Larry's saying or

1259
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
these are not my beliefs.

1260
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
It's all bullshit.

1261
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Bill Cosby did not fucking do that shit.

1262
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Says who?

1263
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Says Larry?

1264
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Because he was going to buy CBS and they didn't want him to buy it.

1265
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Man, Larry, you, I mean, these facts are very, very wishy-washy.

1266
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Paper thin, shall I say.

1267
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Well, sometimes.

1268
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Well what?

1269
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
You just can't make accusations.

1270
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I'm not accusing him.

1271
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
I'm saying that he didn't do it.

1272
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
What's that?

1273
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
He didn't do it, I'm saying.

1274
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
And how do you know this?

1275
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Because, man, why didn't these people come forward sooner?

1276
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
They only did it when he was...

1277
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
They did.

1278
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Everybody filed reports on him.

1279
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Yeah, everybody did.

1280
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
They paid attention.

1281
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
They paid off to fucking say what they wanted to say.

1282
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Well, they did pay people off.

1283
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Of course they did.

1284
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Which, but you never know.

1285
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
That's what they do and they fucking make them lie just like the Roe V. Wade bitch.

1286
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Lied back in the 70s, they told her.

1287
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Make up this story.

1288
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000
We'll pay you X amount of money and she did it and later came out and said, I wish I

1289
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
wouldn't have done that.

1290
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Do you have complete faith in humanity?

1291
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
No.

1292
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Okay, so here's the deal.

1293
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:33,000
If you're a fucking dirtbag, regular person, poor person, and you rape, guess what?

1294
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
You go to jail, be fucking, rest of your life, do some time as in that.

1295
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:42,000
If you're a rich person, obviously in the higher echelon of things, like we've seen multiple

1296
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
of these happen.

1297
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Right, right.

1298
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
You just pay people off, pay people off and then it catches up with you.

1299
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Look at Harvey Weinstein.

1300
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Harvey Weinstein didn't go to jail and he didn't even lose his job.

1301
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
The funny thing is is that when they, like, oh man.

1302
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Get it out.

1303
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Get it out.

1304
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
What do you call it?

1305
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
The funny thing is is when they explained these guys like Epstein, Epstein's dick, it

1306
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
was like an egg shape.

1307
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,000
And then fucking Weinstein had to shoot shit into his dick to get it hard.

1308
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Come on.

1309
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Yeah.

1310
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Really?

1311
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
There's actually accounts of this.

1312
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Hold on, honey.

1313
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It's like these perverts.

1314
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Are you kidding me?

1315
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,800
Yeah, I'm not kidding you.

1316
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,000
But these perverts that are like, dude imagine not being able to use your dick and just

1317
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
being a real bad pervert.

1318
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Oh man.

1319
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
What a conundrum.

1320
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I think, well I think money also fuels your sexual desires.

1321
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I don't know.

1322
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
It definitely thins out your, your moral compass.

1323
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Well it thins out your moral compass also.

1324
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Oh yeah.

1325
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Children and you know what I mean?

1326
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,400
It's crazy how money, I mean obviously nobody out there that we're talking to is an idiot

1327
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,000
and they understand this.

1328
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Sure.

1329
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
That you look at these people.

1330
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
All of our listeners are fucking absolute geniuses because otherwise why would, they

1331
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
wouldn't be listening to us.

1332
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Please stop disparaging our audience.

1333
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I'm not man.

1334
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I'm serious.

1335
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,600
I love those people out there.

1336
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,000
People without you.

1337
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Needles wouldn't know what to do at night.

1338
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Yeah I do.

1339
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
That's so weird to say.

1340
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Anyways.

1341
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:17,000
So Larry Jesus man you drew me off my fact of what I was going to say about you.

1342
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Aw man.

1343
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
That's alright though.

1344
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Did we mention, go ahead go.

1345
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
No you go Larry it's your turn.

1346
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Did we mention we got new stickers?

1347
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Yes five times Larry.

1348
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I mean Jesus pandering the audience.

1349
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I'm not pandering.

1350
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
But at the same time we have t-shirts still too.

1351
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
It's funny that nobody wants to see me.

1352
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,000
No you still haven't gotten any of your wife's underwear in the mail.

1353
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
That's why people are not listening anymore.

1354
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Since we started saying that we've lost some listeners.

1355
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Aw man you know what, if they don't want to send it they don't have to.

1356
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
No.

1357
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
It's not a demand.

1358
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
I'm going to tell you.

1359
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
It's a request.

1360
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Eventually we will get them.

1361
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
No I'm not the under you asshole.

1362
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
How'd you get me into that?

1363
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Damn Larry.

1364
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,000
That fucking medallion dude, your brainwashing.

1365
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Were there any serial killers in Japan?

1366
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I don't know.

1367
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Was it China that had that subway attack with the SARS gas remember?

1368
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
That was Japan.

1369
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Was it Japan?

1370
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Yeah.

1371
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
When they had that blind dude.

1372
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Man we are just all over the place.

1373
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000
How about Japan has that fucking suicide force man.

1374
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
That is the most fucked up thing.

1375
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Well it's like Golden Gate Bridge.

1376
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
A lot of people go there and kill themselves.

1377
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Yeah.

1378
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
But the Japanese are weird.

1379
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Yeah they have warnings in that.

1380
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Like I saw a little documentary about that forest.

1381
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I went to some channel 11 maybe you know the PBS and shit.

1382
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:51,000
And they said there's like a science posted there warning saying you know you get real weird feelings here.

1383
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
You shouldn't come here.

1384
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Don't come here alone.

1385
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Well I think people are having mental issues and they go there for somebody to sort of

1386
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
solace.

1387
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
They don't want to kill themselves there.

1388
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
They know they want to kill themselves there for some reason.

1389
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Oh no here's why.

1390
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
It's not called a happy forest.

1391
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Here's why.

1392
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:15,000
In a book written in the 50s or the 60s a fictional writer wrote about this forest and said this

1393
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:21,000
was the suicide forest and how life often imitates fiction.

1394
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
It became the suicide forest because of this book.

1395
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
There's a book.

1396
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I mean.

1397
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000
It's a paperback rag you know some kind of fucking pulp fiction little fucking thing.

1398
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Well I mean there's a lot of iconic things are tied to things.

1399
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
And it's tied to that somehow.

1400
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Written word.

1401
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah and it's tied to this little book that was popular.

1402
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Jack Heroac and fucking dog.

1403
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Exactly.

1404
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Cuba or not cubrica.

1405
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Bukowski.

1406
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Uh huh.

1407
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
You know what I mean.

1408
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Like there's a lot of people that are tied to fucking.

1409
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Reality.

1410
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Well literature.

1411
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Literature that's tied to reality.

1412
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
And tied you know.

1413
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
This is reality that's tied to literature though.

1414
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Backwards.

1415
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Where the fakeness came first and then the reality followed.

1416
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Okay.

1417
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
You know because it was in the book in the fiction book.

1418
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Alright.

1419
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I believe you Larry.

1420
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I've heard of this before.

1421
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
There was a famous YouTuber.

1422
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
And it's really fucked up because they.

1423
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Dude Logan Paul went there.

1424
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
One of them.

1425
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I don't understand one of them.

1426
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
They go through and comb through there every once in a while.

1427
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
And they find the fucking skeletons with his clothes on and stuff.

1428
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
And there was a dead body and he filmed it.

1429
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Oh wow.

1430
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
And he got in real trouble for it.

1431
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Oh he did?

1432
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah.

1433
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Why?

1434
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Because he filmed a dead body.

1435
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
People were like what the fuck are you doing?

1436
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
That's a dead body.

1437
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Why can't you do that?

1438
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
You don't have no respect for the dead?

1439
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Well I mean you're, it's not, you know it's like a scene.

1440
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
There were a couple of months and they're.

1441
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
It's like a dead scene.

1442
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
It's a fucking crime scene.

1443
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
I mean I saw it on TV.

1444
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
They showed skeletons with the fucking clothes on.

1445
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
On TV not in person.

1446
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
It's a crime scene Larry.

1447
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
You could be an accomplice now.

1448
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Oh she hung herself.

1449
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
And we just happened to be videotaping her.

1450
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Are you sure she hung herself?

1451
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Exactly.

1452
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And you didn't help her?

1453
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
It wasn't some weird sexual thing.

1454
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
You know what I mean?

1455
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Yeah.

1456
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
She hung herself.

1457
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
There's a lot of fucking variables in this story that can get you fucking jammed up.

1458
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
You don't want to be jammed up in a Japanese prison dude.

1459
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Uh-uh.

1460
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Let me tell you.

1461
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Because then they jam shit up your ass.

1462
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
You get the Yakuza and shit there like man.

1463
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
And you don't speak the language?

1464
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
It's just like anything.

1465
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000
But you'd still be big in Japan man.

1466
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Who would be?

1467
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
If you were locked up in a Japanese prison.

1468
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Why's that?

1469
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Because they're little.

1470
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
The people are small man.

1471
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
You don't think they have gangs there?

1472
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I know they do motherfucker.

1473
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Bruce Lee is from Japan and shit right?

1474
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
What?

1475
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
That was a weird statement.

1476
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
You're like so confident.

1477
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
He was in the fucking-

1478
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
You're like Bruce Lee is from Japan right?

1479
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Like he's fucking asshole.

1480
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I'm dead.

1481
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:54,000
He sounded so bold and confident and then you threw in the right at the end.

1482
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
I don't know.

1483
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
They were in a street gang and shit fighting.

1484
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Was he Japanese or Chinese or he was Asian?

1485
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I think he was Japanese.

1486
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Alright.

1487
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Oh no Chinese.

1488
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Sure.

1489
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Yeah it's Jack.

1490
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Lee.

1491
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Jackie Chan Chinese or Japanese?

1492
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Lee sounds like Chinese.

1493
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
How about Jackie Chan though?

1494
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Man I don't know.

1495
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Because Jackie Chan and him were involved together in the beginning.

1496
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Okay.

1497
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I mean-

1498
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:25,300
Jackie Chan kind of like followed in his footsteps and Bruce Lee would beat the fuck out of people

1499
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:30,000
in street fights and you know when he was a teenager.

1500
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,640
He would go out and they would fucking bet money and he'd beat the fuck out of someone

1501
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,640
and collect the money.

1502
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,640
What a lifestyle isn't that great man?

1503
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,640
Fuck people up real bad.

1504
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,640
It was fucking-

1505
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,000
And he was such a badass that he got a movie fucking deal out of it.

1506
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
He kicked so many times.

1507
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Is that really how it happened?

1508
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Yeah.

1509
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I don't know.

1510
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Yeah.

1511
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,840
I mean okay.

1512
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,840
I believe you.

1513
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:54,480
And the fucking thing- I saw a thing about his death and that was such a shady fucking

1514
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,480
deal man.

1515
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,000
Oh like they say he ate chocolate and died.

1516
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,360
He was at his girlfriend's house but he was married and his manager was there but then

1517
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,000
he said he wasn't there and then you know-

1518
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
And then what about his son getting killed on set?

1519
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Yeah.

1520
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,600
And then Lee and the crow it was a great movie.

1521
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,600
Kind of weird.

1522
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,600
Wow.

1523
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,600
What do you mean?

1524
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,600
Wow.

1525
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,000
And then there was a prop going- somebody put a live round.

1526
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,800
Just like fucking what's his fuck that fuck that-

1527
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Alec Baldwin?

1528
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800
Yeah.

1529
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Yeah.

1530
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,800
No not like Alec Baldwin.

1531
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,800
This is fucking Bruce Lee's kid.

1532
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,800
This is fucking Bruce Lee's kid.

1533
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,600
Bruce Lee's kid died on a fucking you know what I mean?

1534
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,600
I know someone else died.

1535
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,600
Her name was Helena.

1536
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
Oh boy.

1537
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600
Here we go.

1538
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,040
Gee I can't remember her last name.

1539
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,440
God rest her soul.

1540
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,560
It doesn't matter though but anyways-

1541
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,960
Oh he finally realized that.

1542
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,800
She said an Alec Baldwin killed her.

1543
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,800
He's a fucking killer.

1544
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,200
And you know maybe they put him up to it.

1545
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:52,480
You know she was making a movie about child molestation and maybe Hollywood said listen

1546
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:57,600
Alec Baldwin you fucking kill her or we're going to release those movies of you fucking

1547
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,600
those little kids.

1548
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,080
Jesus Christ Larry.

1549
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,400
I mean the rhetoric that is coming out of her mouth right now.

1550
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,800
I mean I just let you go and you just go boy.

1551
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:12,120
Like I have to stop you every like couple of minutes.

1552
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,160
Did you just say Alec Baldwin got hired by the Illuminati and he didn't kill a lady on

1553
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,160
his set?

1554
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,160
No he got forced.

1555
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,160
He got forced.

1556
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
Oh he didn't get paid.

1557
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
He didn't get paid.

1558
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,520
They said if you don't kill this bitch we're going to fucking put it out to the world.

1559
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,200
What a fucking weirdo you are.

1560
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,640
And don't forget we have those movies of you-

1561
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,640
Everybody knows you're weirdo.

1562
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,920
Fuck you and killing those kids.

1563
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,920
Jesus Larry.

1564
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,400
Cause that's what they do man.

1565
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,480
That's what who does.

1566
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,480
Those Hollywood times.

1567
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,000
They fucking killed kids?

1568
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Allegedly yeah.

1569
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,880
I thought you said allegedly first.

1570
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,880
You're smartening up finally.

1571
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,880
My God man.

1572
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,880
They're fucking weirdos man.

1573
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,880
I need a disclaimer just for the needles.

1574
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,680
That's when the needles disclaimer.

1575
00:50:54,680 --> 00:51:00,000
We do not agree to anything said in this broadcast.

1576
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,840
The rights and views of this person.

1577
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,280
I'm just here for a good time.

1578
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,720
Not a long time Larry.

1579
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:10,440
I wanted to be ended by the Luminati.

1580
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440
So what?

1581
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,560
Oh they don't care about us cause we sound so crazy that they you know they know how

1582
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:21,400
crazy it is and that it's easy to not believe an idiot like me.

1583
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,320
And you know so that's how they get away with it.

1584
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,040
Well you're a truth seeer right?

1585
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,040
Yeah.

1586
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,040
And the seeker.

1587
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,720
You seek the truth I just said yeah.

1588
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,440
If you wouldn't rudely cut me off that's okay but you're a truth seeker.

1589
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,600
There's nothing wrong with that right?

1590
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,800
To some extent.

1591
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:40,440
Now you're wearing medallions on your fucking neck from another country that I don't like

1592
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,880
and they're recording us.

1593
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,880
Here's one thing.

1594
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,880
Three microphones in this room.

1595
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,600
Here's the other thing.

1596
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:51,400
For many many years throughout the 60s and 70s things were made in Japan.

1597
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,400
Okay.

1598
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:58,440
Now if they wanted to they could have had a thing where everybody's portable TV blew

1599
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,680
up at the exact same time.

1600
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:07,560
You know April 4th 1978 or something and blow everyone's brains out.

1601
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:13,880
Now everyone has a fucking phone and it's made in China so they could do the same thing.

1602
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:19,480
With fucking they could do it with a nuclear time clock with perfect timing.

1603
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:24,360
Have everyone in the fucking United States just blow up at the same time cause their

1604
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,760
phone becomes a high powered fucking advanced fucking nuclear weapon.

1605
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,000
Why would people want to do this?

1606
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,360
Well that's what I'm saying.

1607
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,360
Why would they?

1608
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,360
They're not going to do that.

1609
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,760
That's why I'm confident that I'm safe wearing this pendant.

1610
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,840
Oh my god.

1611
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:44,160
All of that to fucking man you need to take that for a walk around the block dude.

1612
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:49,000
I mean you need to air that bitch out dude cause that was just horrible what you just

1613
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
said.

1614
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,040
I don't like that at all.

1615
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,520
Oh you know what I'm talking about.

1616
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,440
No I don't like that pendant or medallion or whatever you want to call it.

1617
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,240
Fucking weird Illuminati shit is not welcome in this room.

1618
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:09,040
I liked fucking uh I liked uh Mike D's fucking VW medallion that he had in the Beastie voice

1619
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040
man.

1620
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040
Oh that was fucking cool.

1621
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,720
I thought you meant Samurai Mike.

1622
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:13,720
No no.

1623
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,720
Yeah well that means.

1624
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720
The real Mike D.

1625
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,360
Don't deflect from what you're wearing.

1626
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,880
I mean I don't understand what that thing is meant to do.

1627
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,160
I think you have no knowledge in what it is.

1628
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:27,000
Electromagnetic frequencies off my back man keep the bullets off my back.

1629
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,600
No that won't help you get forgotten shot down in the city.

1630
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,600
No I know but you know.

1631
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,480
Unless you get shot right in it.

1632
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,880
It'll keep me from getting uh electromagnetic frequencies though.

1633
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,600
I think that I mean you're just worried about something that exists man.

1634
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,600
I'm not worried about it.

1635
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:44,600
My wife bought it and I said yeah I'm fucking worried if you get one.

1636
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,600
So I did.

1637
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,600
You're.

1638
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,160
I'm making her happy she loves me.

1639
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:53,440
So I understand that but I just I don't understand the benefits of this.

1640
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,000
Well we'll see maybe there are some if there are I'm gonna let the listeners know.

1641
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
It's a plus.

1642
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
I'm gonna let all eight of you know.

1643
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,360
Maybe you should put it on your dick and maybe it'll get bigger.

1644
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,360
She don't want that.

1645
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,080
It's already too brutal.

1646
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:11,280
Why put it through brutality.

1647
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,080
Oh okay Larry.

1648
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,640
Have you getting laughed at.

1649
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Yeah okay.

1650
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,920
It's alright though.

1651
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,800
So hopefully the medallion works out though right.

1652
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800
Godspeed.

1653
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,800
Yeah yeah yeah.

1654
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800
I mean shit dude.

1655
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,800
It can't hurt.

1656
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,800
Maybe it could.

1657
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:31,360
I mean like you know if it is a weapon it could hurt but I don't think it's gonna hurt

1658
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,360
me.

1659
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,760
Oh I think they're just listening to us and spying on us and you're helping them out

1660
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,760
and eating.

1661
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,200
They're solidifying their fucking thoughts of yeah they're fucking assholes alright.

1662
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,760
Yeah listen to these two idiots in the basement talking at a microphone.

1663
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,880
But hey Japan if you're listening shout out.

1664
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,160
Like subscribe and like.

1665
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,160
We like you if you like us.

1666
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,640
I got no problems with you.

1667
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,120
You know what I mean.

1668
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,680
But obviously this guy is just gonna let this technology into the room and I don't

1669
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,680
appreciate it.

1670
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,680
I mean like if.

1671
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,200
Because I need to clear that with me Larry before you bring it in.

1672
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,760
Okay well you know you never know this whole thing.

1673
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,560
I'm gonna get a wand you know what I mean when you go into the stadium.

1674
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,560
I'm gonna start wandin' you down.

1675
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:17,000
You're like oh this is my butt plug.

1676
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,040
My iron butt plug.

1677
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,040
That's where I keep my microphone.

1678
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:25,280
That's where you keep yours because you always talk out your ass.

1679
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,800
Oh I wish that Larry.

1680
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,760
Too bad it's not in your prison purse.

1681
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,160
That's alright though.

1682
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,520
So alright man listen like subscribe tell your friends.

1683
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:41,840
And if you want to communicate with us we're at the Larry and Needles show at yahoo.com.

1684
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,720
Yeah and we got stickers and t-shirts.

1685
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,920
We'll give away for free.

1686
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,920
And have a fucking great day.

1687
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:49,920
Thanks for listening man.

1688
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:50,920
Peace.

1689
00:55:50,920 --> 00:56:06,960
Larry and Needles show.