Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.
There we go.
And the needle.
Show.
OK.
Are you starting already?
Yeah, here we are.
Oh, fuck, man.
How are you?
Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
Fucking shoes.
There's a tambourine laying over here like I can't fucking do it.
Ah, fuck, man.
I hope you get bit by something.
I mean, satellite wafers, if anyone knows what these are out there.
Oh, did you bring your shit down from upstairs for your stupid medallion?
Yeah, I did.
OK, good.
Oh, there it is.
What is that?
Satellite wafers.
Oh, those things are fucking gay.
It's like church things, you know, like Catholic communion things.
The Eucharist.
Yeah, with little sugar pellets inside.
It is the worst fucking thing I've ever eaten in my life.
It's very bland.
You know what I mean?
It's very delicious.
I've never had this done before, but I'm assuming it's like a guy nutting in your mouth, and
that's why you like it.
Whatever.
That's what you sit around and wonder what it's like.
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Yeah.
And we just got our stickers today, which look amazing.
Yeah.
We're doing gorilla marketing.
Larry and Needle show stickers.
It says it's got our logo with the word podcast, real big and red on the bottom and capital
letters.
It's very cool.
It's dope as shit.
Shout out Dave for helping us out.
Yeah, Dave, thanks buddy.
You're the man.
Dave let me borrow his battery charger.
My mother-in-law's car battery was dead, and that thing was worked like a fucking charm.
How long did you wait?
Well, why did it die?
Because she went to California, and we were supposed to start her car while she was gone
and shit.
I didn't know that we were supposed to do that.
Mary didn't tell me until like, you know, three months into it.
So you're a bad son-in-law.
That's what it boils down to.
Yeah, I'm a great son-in-law.
She loves me.
Yeah, that's what all the bad ones say.
No, she loves me, man.
Okay, well, if you think so, I'm happy with that.
So Larry decided to buy some Japanese technology and bring it into the house.
Yes.
And I mean, this is, it's an abomination.
I can't believe you're supporting the enemy.
It's not the enemy.
Japanese people are great.
Japan is great.
I didn't say that they weren't great.
I said they're the enemy.
Oh, I don't think they are.
I think China is the enemy.
Well, we all know that.
I mean, if you listen to any sort of thing.
Actually, the only reason China doesn't blow us up is because we buy their goods.
Yeah, actually, they're all our enemy.
Who is?
All the countries hate us.
What are you talking about?
Everybody fucking hates the United States.
Why is that?
I don't know why, probably because our leaders are such assholes.
I'll tell you right now that Ukraine doesn't hate the United States.
Well, Zelensky doesn't.
I mean, we're just handing fucking checks out like it's price is right.
He's a billionaire for us.
Yeah, he's a billionaire for us.
Big ass check there.
Fuck.
That's what I want.
I wish I could bullshit the fucking United States the way Zelensky is doing.
It's not that hard to do.
Remember, people got all those fucking gullible.
People got all those loans for COVID.
Yeah.
It's not that hard to do.
Not to the tune that he's getting paid for.
People do fucking.
The fuck is building mansions buying yachts.
I don't know if this is true.
Oh, come on, man.
What do you mean, come on, man?
Do you have any evidence?
Yeah, he's got some real nice shit going on.
I do have evidence.
Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't been there.
No, I haven't been to Ukraine lately.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, this fucker's milking us like a fucking Jersey dairy cow.
What the fuck does that mean?
Like a fucking...
Oh, you said Wisconsin.
What would you say, Jersey?
I don't know.
You know, is Jersey make more?
They got lots of cows in Jersey.
Do they?
Yeah.
A little per capita than Wisconsin?
They got a cow named after.
There's a Jersey, like, you know, Holstein or some shit.
Dude, you're just making shit up.
Dude, that's that stupid medallion.
Dude, that's what it is.
The Japanese have infiltrated that piece of rain.
So, this Japanese technology, what it is, is it's a defense pendant.
Well, wait, read the cover.
It's a quantum energy pendant.
It's a defense pendant.
And Larry bought this off the internet.
Well, Mary bought this off the fucking worldwide web.
And what it does, it's made from natural minerals.
You know, they're fused.
What kind of minerals?
They're fused and structured, bonded together at a molecular level.
It doesn't tell you what kind of minerals?
Yeah, it's, uh, let's see here.
Cadium?
Fucking bricarium?
Bracbarium?
Bracbarium.
Gaeum?
I got hadmium.
Yeah, gadeum.
You're a prokility towards men.
Fruitlium.
Phinookium.
Phinookium's in there.
Yeah, yeah.
The gold, it's got some gold.
Yeah, okay.
Some positive ion.
And how much did it cost?
Oh, only $800.
No, no, it was $100 for two, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so Larry got two.
X2 was like $90 for two.
Okay, what are the benefits?
It was $90 for two.
So first of all, okay, so Larry has this, it's like a rosary chain literally.
It's like made out of plastic.
Well, without the rosary beads, it's made out of metal.
It's metal.
Oh, the chain's metal?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, I didn't know that.
I thought it was plastic.
Yeah, it's black.
It's black metal.
Well, it doesn't work then, right?
Black metal.
It doesn't work, right?
And it might work.
I didn't know it's two pieces.
It went right over Larry's head.
All right, it might work.
We'll see.
Oh, man, he's still in there.
I get it.
Anyways, what it is is a scalier energy, defense pendant, Japanese technology.
So what is it supposed to do?
What it does is keeps away electromagnetic frequencies.
Okay, EMF.
Yeah, it keeps that.
And RFID shit.
Yeah.
And EMPs.
Yeah, electromagnetic pulse.
I don't know if it'll help from that.
Oh, really?
Well, I mean, you know, that's some shit.
Why not?
I mean, well, the government's going to hit us with a fucking electromagnetic pulse.
We're fucking done.
I don't think a necklace is going to fucking help you with that.
And you think that necklace or medallion, as you guys called it?
I like to call it an amulet.
Because literally, here's the amulet of stupid.
That's what it's called.
So literally, Larry and Mary put this thing on, and all of a sudden, I swear to God, it's
like, we know that guy's sitting down at the church, and he can't walk, and the priest
comes up to him, and he's like, oh, and he starts shaking his hand.
That's what they, oh my God, my blood's flowing better.
I can feel my hands.
Oh, my leg don't hurt no more.
This is what they said.
My sciatica is nomadica.
I'm juggling.
And Larry and Mary proceeded to say that all their ailments were better.
Yeah, it was amazing.
It almost instantaneously worked.
I couldn't fucking believe it myself.
And I swear to God, I'm going to charge you for this fucking hat.
Yeah, I want to get paid, motherfucker.
No, I know.
This is a farce.
It's snake oil.
Maybe it is.
I just can't believe you just sent money to a foreign country that we put in the microwave.
And now all of a sudden.
Here's the thing though.
I didn't per se send the money.
My wife did.
She said, should I do this?
I really want to do it.
So she ran it by you.
And I said, yeah, because she wanted to do it.
So what you just said was a lie?
No, no.
I didn't know she did it.
And then she's like, oh, she should I do it.
No, no.
She said, I want to do this.
And I just said, yeah, go for it because I knew she really wanted to do it.
She's been talking about it for like.
What if that money goes to help them build the atom bomb to bomb us?
Hopefully it does.
Whoa, Larry.
You know what?
You and this anti-U.S. rhetoric.
Anti-U.S. my fucking balls.
You went for the fucking last two episodes.
Yes, anti-Retro.
I'm going to kick you right in your nuts, dude.
That's what I'm going to do.
No, man.
I'm not anti-U.S.
I love the USA, dude.
I'm a anti-Semitism.
I'm not anti-Semitic.
My fucking family has Jews in there.
I know.
I just threw that in there just because it sounded funny.
Now, listen, I don't agree with this rhetoric that you're doing against the United States.
Anti-I can.
Anti-government I can see.
Yeah, anti-government.
But I don't think Japan is going to build a bomb that bomb us.
You never know.
I think if someone bombs it, it might be China or Putin.
What if they poison the sushi?
I'm going to blame you.
Could possibly be Putin.
Could possibly be China.
I would say it's a lot more...
Listen, this stupid thing you're wearing around your neck doesn't do anything.
I hate to tell you.
Well, it ain't going to save you from a fucking bomb, that's for sure.
And another thing, too, they sent you something to put on your phone.
Yeah, I have.
I mean, this sounds like fucking espionage.
And you two fucking mama-lux just put it on your around your neck and your fucking phone.
It's an EMF shield.
I mean, this is real.
I'm not making this up to our listeners.
And it's a sticker.
And what the sticker is, it's a layered system.
It's made of many layers.
One layer is 24-carat gold.
Which I doubt.
32 mineral layers, germanium, far infrared, and an absorbing layer, whatever that is.
They're lies just above the adhesive pad.
And then in the parentheses it says bullshit at the end of it.
Yeah, so what?
It's got a little mirror and it says, look at stupid.
Again, you know, happy wife, happy life.
I said, sure honey, yeah, go for it.
It's only like another five bucks or whatever.
And this was like, they sent us these little gold stickers.
The top layer is the 24-carat gold.
Okay, well how do you know this?
Because you could see it.
Dude, it's not, Larry, you could fucking print anything to make it look like gold.
Okay, well that's what they say.
And if they're making false claims, I hope they fucking rot for that.
But anyways, if it's what they say.
Can you send it back?
Can you get a refund?
I don't know.
Are you just gonna wear this thing from now on?
I got it on right now.
I know.
Yeah, I mean, I might wear it from now on.
Do you think there's any health benefits to this?
I might become one of those freaks that like, you know, those people that get into crystals and shit.
Yeah, that's what you are.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
You're wearing a trinket.
You should make it into a choker, you funook.
Oh, dude, I could put it on the dog collar.
I got that dog collar.
Yeah, because you're a slave to Japan.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That'll symbolize the slavery to Japan.
You might as well put a swastika on it while you're at it.
That'll attract everybody's attention.
Yeah.
I wear it under my clothes anyway.
You can't see it.
Oh, thank God.
You don't want to.
That's why I got the black one.
It came in several colors.
You could have got black, silver, gold, rose gold, bronze color, copper, fucking.
Jesus, man.
That multi-color, you never see that like, that one grinder I had.
That was many colors.
I know your own grinder.
It looks like spilled fucking oil or something, that metal that looks like spilled oil.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
It's like red and blue and yellow.
It's like multi-colored metal.
It looks like oil and water.
All right, I got you.
You said it five fucking times.
Do you fucking act like you know what that means?
I don't know what you're talking about, Larry.
You're a son of a bitch.
What the fuck, man?
You're ever so...
Coming from a guy who's wearing a 5G blockin' medallion.
You have no ground to stand on.
Here's the thing now.
And who hates the US?
I love the US.
I just bought some Japan technology.
I bought some Japan technology.
Do we have a trading bar go with Japan?
Because I hope we do.
I'm turning you in.
I don't think we do.
You son of a bitch, you better pray we don't.
Because it says literally on it, made in Japan in huge letters.
Yeah, it's like...
Huge letters.
It's better than saying it made in China.
What?
Okay, what comes from Japan?
Electronics.
Yeah, and a lot of cool things.
So you don't think there's a device in there?
It is a baby.
For all I know it is.
Don't fucking recall.
Hopefully it will be.
A phone.
I really hope so.
Because then maybe we'll get big in Japan.
That'd be amazing.
Big in Japan.
You're dressed like Godzilla.
All we gotta do is go there.
We'll already be big in Japan.
You think you gotta get Godzilla insurance in Japan?
Giant lizard insurance.
About moth or insurance.
When you're renting a car and shit.
Do you want to put down the extra ten bucks for the Godzilla insurance?
I don't think I'll need that.
And the fucking thing steps on your car.
And you're gonna come around.
Yeah, and then you're fucked.
You better just get the insurance.
Larry, I got a great story for you.
That motherfucker's lurking around every corner.
So this weekend we missed our calling, man.
Why?
Because we wanted to start that new body painting business, remember?
No, but tell me.
This weekend was SatanCon.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was April 30th.
This last weekend?
Yeah.
Yesterday.
This last weekend was SatanCon.
I mean, you want to argue some more about it?
It's not my calling.
I'll hear about it, but God forgive those idiots before they know not what they do.
Those dummies.
Anyways, good.
Hey, is it a fucking, at least we still have freedom of speech, right?
Yes, yes.
We should.
That's what we fucking shoot for.
And we should.
Listen, no matter what you agree about these ass monkeys do.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
As long as they ain't touching kids.
Yeah.
Old ladies.
Being cool.
Not doing shit wrong.
You know what I mean?
And giving sacrifices to animals like bunny rabbits and small.
There were no arrests or nothing happened wrong.
Sure, of course not.
You know what I mean?
Like they fucking, and they had a, well they had a magnifying glass on all we do.
It was in Boston.
Come on.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
My wife was telling me about it.
It was the largest satanic gathering in history.
Wow.
And a sold out event.
Wow.
You want to know what they did there, Larry?
Fuck the kids.
Entertainment.
What?
I don't know.
Fuck the kids.
You just can't have sex with kids and not get arrested, Larry.
I mean, I know your utopia is that, but you and your child's bike mustache.
That thing is growing in real skanky, Larry.
You better watch out.
Especially riding that scooter around.
Oh man, it's been too cold for the fucking scooter.
Well, I've been fucking dying to get the boys down.
And they had satanic rituals there.
Of course, that's where the fucking of the kids and killing of the animals and people comes in.
I want you to guess how the event began.
With a prayer.
No.
What?
I mean.
They tore a Bible up, Larry.
Of course they did.
I mean, what a weak attempt for attention.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Stupidity.
You should have torn the Quran up.
That's what they should have done.
You want to make some fucking waves.
And then they would have gotten in trouble.
Oh yeah, well, they would have been a hate crime then.
Well, because Christianity is a dying religion.
Right, well no.
Because it's unprotected.
Because white people get into it.
Oh, not all.
I wouldn't say that.
And black people.
Yes, there's a lot of messpanics.
But they don't want, but in Hispanics,
but here's the thing, they don't want them to be into God because that makes the family
stronger and then they won't be gang banging.
They won't be drug selling.
Larry, listen.
They won't be child trafficking and shit.
Come on.
That's what they want, bro.
If you tell me a priest that hides behind God.
He's going to hell.
Those fuckers are going to get judged.
Yeah, no, but they also don't want the fucking upper people, the fucking them, the people
at the top.
Yeah.
They don't want you to believe in God and all that.
They want you to fucking be a dummy.
What are you talking about?
Joe Biden claims he's a devout Christian.
Joe Biden's a fucking asshole.
Every president is claimed to be a devout Christian.
Whatever he says is the exact opposite.
That's how you know.
If you want to ever decipher one of his things, whatever he says, it's the exact opposite.
Whatever comes out of his mouth is 100% a fucking lie all the time, 100% of the time.
The fucking guy couldn't tell the truth if he fucking wanted to.
Dude, he wants to run for re-election.
84 years old will be out of there.
Oh, my God.
84.
Man.
Dude, how many competent people did you know are above 65?
He was already an idiot when he was like 40.
When did you retire?
Right.
When you were 65.
70s and now this fucking guy's banging 10 years later?
Yeah, right.
Running the country?
I hate to do political talks because Larry's a funny little way.
We're not talking political, we're just talking stupidity.
No, we're talking hopefully truth.
I mean, somebody's got to agree with us.
Oh, yeah.
You know, considering with you and you agree with me to some extent.
Yeah, anyone with half a brain like you have would fucking agree.
Also, these fucking guys tore up a thin blue line flag.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I know.
And they claim in WWE fucked the police real loud.
An official statement from the Satanic Temple said they don't believe in Satan.
Official statement from the Satanic Temple said they don't believe in Satan.
Yes.
What does that mean?
How could they have a Satan con in that way?
Said they advocate for separation of church and state.
Okay.
Also, they claim that their agenda is supporting human rights, freedom of religion, and women's
bodies.
Which I mean, I mean, I support women's bodies.
I agree with all that stuff, but you know, they're hiding it.
Unless she's wearing a belly shirt and she's got a big ass belly.
Right.
Just because it's called a belly shirt.
I mean, I don't want to see your fucking thumb belly button hole.
Put my thumb right in there, bitch.
Exactly.
It's like popping a lollipop.
Popping a cherry.
But fucking, these Satan people, it's just silly, right?
Yeah.
I mean.
It's funny because you're doing it.
That's what, that's all it is.
It's gotta rise out of you.
No, I don't, I don't care what they do.
Satan people.
I don't really care at all what they do honestly.
Listen, man, I like, I'm going to tell you right now.
I, I respect.
I just, I just hope they fucking snap out of it before they actually go to hell.
Hey, are my glasses over there by the mixing board?
I'll check.
But I really respect that these people have an agenda.
There are so many people that are fucking, oh.
Thank you, sir.
They have nothing at all.
Like, you know what I mean?
They, oh, we follow somebody else and somebody else and somebody else.
Like to go to a Satan con, man, you have to have money and pay and get a hotel room.
Yeah.
Man, what do you, do you think they were doing some weird crazy, they had to be there.
They were doing some weird fucking orgies, man.
I would hope so.
I would have fucking gave my eye teeth to fucking be there.
Except our, yeah.
Except they're already gone.
You don't know what your eye teeth are?
Your eye teeth never.
Yeah.
Those are the things.
Insizers?
Yeah.
Right by your eyes.
Your eye teeth.
Like the most important teeth in your mouth.
Like the vampire fang teeth.
Yeah.
If you're a meat eater.
Right.
Carnivore?
I think so.
That's a correct.
That's a carnivore.
Yeah.
That's a meat eater.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
So then you got that stupid thing and then what did you get?
Well, that's yes.
That's vegetables and shit.
Yeah.
Plant.
Brontosaurus.
Or omnivores.
Okay.
Listen, clown.
What else did you get?
You got a 5G blocker also?
Yeah.
So 5G.
Because here's what they're going to do with the 5G.
What are they going to do Larry?
Inside all the vaccinations was Ebola and other shit like that.
You know, other diseases that will be activated by the 5G.
Really?
You really think that?
I kind of do.
Yeah.
So you're going to tell me in Uganda they got 5G.
Oh, yeah.
You're kidding me.
They'll pipe it in somehow.
Well, but now you're saying they'll pipe it in somehow.
They'll ask you if they had it and you're like, yes.
And now you're like, they'll pipe it in somehow.
I'm sure they do.
I don't know if they do or not.
I haven't been to Uganda lately, but.
Oh, but this is your whole thing.
I imagine they do.
But if you think you said Ebola, where does Ebola come from?
Africa?
Yeah, but there's not that many.
Ebola's not that prevalent.
No, it's called Marburg and it's already going on and I fucking can't remember which country,
but it'll be here soon.
How many, okay, listen, how many fucking times have you in your life?
Have you heard?
88% death rate.
Do you bleed out your eyes and your ears and shit?
Yeah, and your abs.
Man, and then.
88%.
I heard you the first time.
Oh, fuck you, this fucking guy.
So how many times in your life have you heard Ebola outbreak on the news?
Never.
Bullshit.
Have I?
I don't know.
You've never really watched the news except until like about the last few years.
Dude, I remember them burning into our skulls when you were in high school.
Really?
You bleed from your eyes and your orifices and your ears.
See, I was already out of school by that time.
I didn't hear about it like that.
Okay, well, I respect that, but at the same time.
Did they fucking scare you with that shit, though, those assholes?
Well, because of communicable diseases.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you get it from sex and shit?
Ebola?
I don't think so.
I think it's...
You just catch it, right?
Yeah, I think it's skin, but I don't, you know what, it might be airborne.
It might be airborne, but what this is already injected.
Like COVID, right?
Yeah, but, well, yeah.
Yeah, right.
So, it's already injected into the people, and then when they kick on this fucking certain
frequency...
MK Ultra shit now with bioengineering.
Yeah.
And that's when it's gonna fucking get you.
Larry, listen, man, you know what?
I don't know, that's just what I think.
You have been smoking way too much weed today.
I mean, Jesus.
That's just what I think.
I can't leave you home alone as he rips another heater or fucking joint.
And he's like, let me tell you about the giraffes.
They're cell phone towers.
When I was a kid, I remember my mom saying, you know, we had this fucking drafty ass fucking
house in the city.
We lived in this apartment.
I remember my mom saying, you should switch Larry's room to the other room.
He's gonna catch a draft in that room.
And I'm thinking, how am I gonna catch, how is a giraffe gonna come under my doorway?
Oh, yeah.
I thought they were saying giraffe.
And I'm fucking thinking, how the fuck is a giraffe gonna get me?
It was just mind blowing for me as a kid.
You want to hear something?
I have something like that.
So remember the car lighters in the car?
Uh-huh.
Well, it looked like the way that I looked at it, it looked like a tennis net because
it had the smoke coming up and then it was just looking.
I thought when you pushed it in a tennis net came out.
Like stupid shit light.
I remember dropping that bitch.
Remember when the fucking people don't remember car lighters, man, that fucker would get red hot.
Yeah, well, I bet you a lot of people that are listening to us probably remember car lighters.
Yeah, our demo is might be old people.
I hope so.
I hope they're people.
Any people would be nice.
Hey, shout out to our eight followers, man.
Seven.
Seven followers.
We lost one.
We lost, we had 11 followers.
Well, Jesus Larry.
We had 12, now we got seven.
But it's funny though.
Like I said, man.
We must have fucking offended those fucking snowflake ass bitches.
All right, well, you know, insult the people that left.
I don't mind that.
Just insult the people.
Don't insult the people that are listening.
You guys at Stador are the coolest motherfuckers I've ever known.
You guys are cool.
God, you're cool.
Bless you.
I love you.
Man, you guys are awesome.
And the funny thing is Larry and I are just nobodies.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is what we wanted to do.
Shout out to Tiffany Woodcock.
Why are you saying last name?
I know.
She's a...
And Russ and Matt.
Yeah, Russ and Matt too.
And then so fucking...
I mean, Larry, this fucking necklace really upsets me.
I don't like it at all.
I mean, it really freaks me out, man.
I'm sure it won't do any harm if anything like you said.
It's gonna harm you probably.
Well, maybe it'll be just a placebo effect.
It really is.
I think it does something and maybe that'll just be good enough.
Hopefully it's not actually emitting fucking some kind of deadly radiation that's gonna hurt me.
Well, you said there's something inside.
There's some kind of electronic.
Maybe we should buy another one and open that one up and see what's inside there.
We should do a Larry and Needle's investigation.
Wow.
What is that called?
Like fucking Oak Island.
Nah, no.
I was thinking of one where they do like the...
When they go undercover.
Yeah.
We can travel to Japan and go to the factory.
Undercover boss.
He'll give you like Chinese face.
You can wear one of those called kimono.
Yeah, I need a job.
Gaysha girl.
I want to work here and make these pendants, please.
Larry and Needle's investigation.
I have a fucking camera in my head.
Why on your head?
I'm with your belt buckle, you idiot.
So I can look while I'm working on the piece.
Like they're not gonna notice it's on your head.
It'll be small, like on my glasses.
How are you gonna hold it?
No, it'll be very small, like a pinpoint thing.
You don't think these guys are gonna notice?
Man, Larry.
I'll get a made in China thing and they won't know it.
Oh, that's great when you go to Japan.
I'm sure they're gonna love that.
Are they arguing?
I don't know, I don't think so.
I think Japan just fucking minds their own business,
keeps their nuclear shit going good,
and keeps us in check.
Dude, fuck that, they had that huge meltdown.
Remember all that Fukushima?
Fukushima.
That shit went into the water, man.
Nobody gives a fuck about anything.
Not that happened.
Oh, yeah, you know.
You know, big deal.
Couple of fucking, you know.
And they're finding like radiation and fishes and shit.
Oh, yeah.
A couple of fish with two heads,
two heads, two tails, twice the size of a normal whale.
Dude, it smells like an Indian deli in here.
I hate when you burn your incense later.
I burn this incense to get the evil...
What's it called?
Frankenfuck?
Franken-sense.
Oh, it stinks.
This is the shit that you...
Oh, yeah, this is the shit that Jesus got through the book.
Dude, we're completely sealed in
and you're just burning us out with this shit, dude.
Dude, man.
Next thing you're gonna start fucking scamming people on the phone.
Oh, man.
All right, listen.
Evil is out and amongst us, Larry.
You got it.
I hate to tell you that, man.
Shelly No-Tek.
Serial killer lady.
Oh.
She's a little cutie, too.
She ain't too bad.
Wow.
Bad bitch killing.
Yeah, bad bitch alert, eh?
All right, she's been released from Raymond, Washington.
She was dubbed America's most evil mother.
She was the evilest mother out there and they let her out?
Well, I'm reading you what they wrote in the title, man.
I know, but I mean, I can't believe they would let out the most evil mother out there.
Her husband was involved with her.
And they let him out in 1996.
Holy fuck.
All right, so...
So she did a lot more time than him.
She spent 20 years behind bars.
She killed two people.
And her husband helped out.
Well, you think that she would have got more time, but...
Well, you think she would have.
I mean, come on, sentencing back, then you think she would have got a life sentence?
Yeah.
How would you get away with that?
Yeah.
I mean, her husband...
Did they give her manslaughter or was it an actual first-degree murder?
Well, she killed two people.
And she got convicted of torturing people.
Holy fuck, she is a bad bitch.
She's a bad bitch, dude.
And she got out.
Who the fuck gets out for doing this stuff?
Guess who she tortured?
A girl.
Her daughter's and her nephew.
Oh my god.
Man, I'm a bad bitch, alert.
Family members.
Yeah, I mean, like, keep it close if you know what I mean.
Man, oh man.
But she killed two people that lived in her boarding house.
Holy fuck.
So she was all over the place.
She killed two people.
She was all over the map, this bitch.
She killed two people.
Her husband, David, killed her nephew that they used to torture.
Oh, man.
And they tortured her two daughters.
And she still got out after serving 20 years.
And how did she torture the daughters?
I didn't want to get into specifics.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to glorify this shit.
I already have things going through my eyes.
You're already getting a little stinger over there.
I don't want you to blow your load there.
I gotta keep you under some sort of wraps.
Hopefully that medallion would blow your shit's sex drive.
Because you're a horny motherfucker.
Man, so she ran a boarding house and she killed two people that lived in there.
Kind of like H.H. Holmes who they thought was a...
Well, he had a torture house.
But he had the boarding house and they thought, you know, how convenient for this guy being
a serial killer.
Well, he used to let transients and hookers and all.
And he also had it going during the Chicago World Fair.
There was a lot of visiting people and foreigners.
1936 or something.
Or 20s.
It might have been 20s.
I mean, listen, I'm just going off the top of my head.
It might have been more like 1889 or something.
Okay, well, let's get off the dates.
But anyways, let's get back to this other bad bitch.
Okay, so, like I said, they tortured.
So they ran this boarding house.
These people would come there and they would torture them and then murder them.
So she had a fancy for torturing.
I mean, it tickled her fancy.
She liked it.
Well, yeah.
She liked hearing them scream.
But imagine being dubbed America's most evil mother and then being let out.
So now people are up in arms because she has to go to a halfway house.
Oh, wow.
I wouldn't want to sleep in the fucking same halfway house with torture and murderous fucking...
Circumstances, right?
Proud of the environment.
The original B&B killer.
Who knows?
What's that?
The original B&B killer.
You know, you're gonna sleep in a halfway house with...
The B&B.
Yeah, whatever.
Bare bread, breakfast, bread...
B&B, bread and bread.
Is that what you meant?
Yeah.
Airbnb.
Whatever the fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
Shut your fucking mouth.
Oh, now you get all aggressive when you fuck stuff.
See, look it.
I'm an abusive relationship.
I'm a battered man over there.
Larry hits me when the mics turn up.
Don't say that.
Yes.
I hope the FBI hears this.
Aw.
Even that stupid Japanese medallion.
He's lying.
I'm gonna turn you right into the fuzz.
You're collecting evidence for the enemy.
It keeps on holding that...
It's probably a microphone going straight to the fucking...
You know, their central intelligence agency over there.
My God.
No, it probably just goes to a server close.
And then they weed it out and send it to the central intelligence agency.
Next thing you know, you have a tinfoil hat in the backyard.
You got a ham radio.
More calling arc.
Transmitting to fucking...
This is more calling arc.
Transmitting to the fucking red sun.
Yeah.
That's all I know.
That's all there is.
I still love you.
Land of the New Horizon sun.
Yeah, you definitely have to commit a hairy carry then.
Sepica?
Yeah, yeah.
We talked about that.
Yeah, no, but you have to definitely.
I mean, that's a traditional Japanese way to go.
And I want to be traditional.
Well, I'll film it and put it out on YouTube so all listeners can watch it.
Probably get probably four or 500 views.
I hope.
That's a lot.
But that's all right though.
When you get taken away in handcuffs, that'll be good enough for everybody, right?
I'll probably get 600 views for that.
For what?
Sepicu?
Handcuffs.
I don't think we can put that on YouTube though.
No, they'll take it down.
That's all right though.
You'll get by.
Thanks.
I just don't like these weird trinkets that you're buying.
And then that other one that you're doing, like the 5G shield.
Like, don't you think it's weird they send you a medallion and they want you to put something
on your phone?
Like, if an American wanted you to do that, you'd be like, fuck no.
Seriously.
If some guy walked up to you and he's like, hey, put this medallion on and then stick
this on your phone, you'd be like, what are you fucking talking about?
And then you just send money away to Japan and you're like, oh, willy nilly.
But like, oh, this shit makes my arthritis go away.
And my freedom at the same time.
And now I'm an accomplice.
My leg hurts all of a sudden.
Yeah, I know.
That thing's going to give you a stroke.
And he's like, oh man, I really want sushi all of a sudden.
I am kind of hungry.
No, I'm not.
I just had that fucking awesome ham sandwich I made.
Ham and Hawaiian honey, whatever that fucking Hawaiian bread.
And some chippewa cheese, some potato chips smashed on there.
Fuck yeah.
Shit was dope.
Larry, that thing is making you stupid.
That's what it's doing.
It's taking away whatever little smarts you have.
Man.
It's trapping your essence.
Zapping my fucking brain cells from the inside.
You're going to start playing a gong.
You're like, hey, when we jam, I just want to.
Now, speaking of which, you know, but I think the listeners might be interested.
Oh boy.
Larry's selling the couch.
I'm getting this, yeah.
I'm getting this 1,909 chord progression piano book, man.
I'm really fucking jacked up and it was supposed to come in the mail today from Amazon.
And the fucking thing is going to be late now.
They sent me an email and I'm like, fuck.
I've been dying to get at it all day, you know.
But we got our stickers today.
Yeah.
And we did get our stickers.
So that's good.
Yeah.
That's real good.
But you know.
I mean, we're going to start doing guerrilla marketing like we talked about.
Stickers are going everywhere.
Go to some open mics.
Fucking put those bitches up.
Get down.
Your band's playing next week, so hopefully we can fucking.
I'll put them where I go.
Danny's bathroom, fucking gas station pump.
You name it, man.
All those force preserves you hit.
Yeah.
No, you don't tell us why you're going.
The men's room with the fucking truck stop.
Fuck it.
Bussy Woods.
How come there's so many Larry and Needle stickers in the men's room?
One of the guys from the Larry and Needle show likes to hang out there.
Yeah.
And he always pulls in backwards, you know what I mean?
So one time Bobby was telling me about princess parking and I'm like, what the fuck is princess
parking?
What are you talking about?
Or maybe it wasn't Bobby, but let's just say it was.
Let's just say it was.
Steamboat.
And they said, yeah, when you pull into the thing, you know, and you tap your, your break
a couple of times and lights flashing and the fruit cakes come out of the woodwork.
But how do I wait a minute?
Wait a minute.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
Dude, there's more holes in this than Swiss cheese.
I don't know.
That's just a story I got told.
So wait a minute.
There's just foot nooks hanging out in the forest and when you come up and tell everybody
to they all jump out.
This doesn't sound cool at all.
Is there just one guy or like four guys?
I don't know.
I guess another fruit cake in a car will notice like, you ever go to the forest preserve?
I mean, my wife will go there sometimes.
Yeah.
I love how you said you and your wife.
No, we'll take a walk around, but you'll always notice like one or two guys sitting
in a car by the self.
Maybe you won't even walk to your parents.
I was so light of them.
No, we go to that one.
We go to that one down by.
It's a joke, Larry.
I know, man.
This is fucking fun.
All right, keep going, Larry.
Anyways, I always say, look at those fucking guys sitting in a car alone.
What are they doing?
Waiting for drugs?
Maybe.
There might be a head down there.
Or there's fucking fruit cakes.
Yeah, there might be a head down there.
Yeah.
I mean, what did you think I was?
This guy's doing earmachio?
Remember what that is, right?
Yeah.
Shout out to Ed Kemper.
For cutting his mom's head off and then using it.
Fucking her neck.
Fuck, well, not her neck.
Her mouth.
No, I know.
In the neck hole too, I think.
He said in the neck.
Oh, God.
On the fucking TV show I saw.
Eddie Kemper, man.
Oh, that was a good show.
Mine?
Mine Games, no.
Mine Hunter.
Mine, it was a real good show.
I mean, it is about serial killer obsession.
Because I do.
I love it.
I know.
You know what?
I almost think that you might have fucking killed or be a serial killer.
Who, me?
Yeah.
Well, why are you calling me out, Larry?
I mean, what kind of friend are you?
Dude, you just totally nursed me out, man.
Hey, I think you're a serial killer or you've killed people.
I don't know.
You just, you know, you worry me a little.
Jesus, Larry, that's not good.
Why would you say that?
I mean, this is the happens when you smoke weed with your friends.
I think you're a serial killer and you worry me.
What am I going to murder?
I'm not going to murder you guys.
I know.
That's why I'm not that worried.
I just bring the body over here and bury it in the backyard.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
Bring it somewhere else, man.
What do you mean?
Fuck, man.
I don't want to go down for your shit.
You won't.
I'll bury a nice hole.
I'm not playing the garden.
Okay.
But nowadays, you won't be able to do.
Mary will be like, why are you digging in my yard?
What the fuck is he doing, Larry?
Tell him not to do that.
What are you doing, needles?
You'll be like, oh, fuck.
Yeah, that's true.
You guys would have nagged me so much.
I'd have to take the body somewhere else.
Why is he fucking up my grass?
Jesus.
I'd be like, what's the difference?
It's all weeds anyway.
I don't want to fucking hole it.
She'll be like, I don't want to hole it in my yard.
I don't want to hole in my yard.
Shallow grave next to the pool.
Who's that?
It's sticking out.
No, I'm more than really shallow.
What you really got to do?
The nose is sticking out.
Jesus, man.
I've dug holes before, Larry.
I understand the depth of perception.
And it's a thing.
We don't have no depth perception.
Maybe you have to chop the bodies up.
That's probably the best way to go.
I guess.
Because then they go to a rig of mortise, right?
I don't know.
Oh, no, a rig of mortise is right away, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
They go into a rig of mortise so they're fucking kids.
Yeah, when Timmy died and fucking, he was stiff as a fucking mortise.
Shut up, Timmy.
You know?
Well, yeah.
When he died, he was sitting on my couch and he was in the, when they put him in the fucking
body bag, he was in the exact same position that he was sitting in.
They couldn't even straighten him back out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's what happens though.
I mean, like we just talked about.
I think you'd have to start cutting them up right away.
Huh?
I think you'd have to start cutting right away.
No.
There's, I mean, there's shit that they fucking do.
Like what a dime or two.
What do you mean what a dime or two?
How do you keep those people all pliable for days and shit?
I don't know, man.
I mean, that's the tricks of the trade.
I don't know that shit, you know?
I think that, I think that that's probably better, right?
I don't know, man.
Yeah, it's better with dime or debt.
No, I'm just saying it's better if they have rig of mortise.
So then they're like, you can just play and throw like plank down.
You can just lay.
You got, you got easy access to all the good parts.
Oh God.
They don't flop around and shit.
If that's what you're into, like Bill Cosby, you think he might go back on tour?
He should, man.
You know that Bill Cosby didn't really do all that shit that they set him up.
Man, Larry, you really, I mean.
I think that was a big set up.
Man, that medallion dude is really getting me there fucking.
Here's what happened with Cosby, right?
Oh, you're going to tell me?
Yeah.
All right.
Here's what happened.
He and his buddies, a couple of his friends, were going to buy CBS.
Okay.
The network, the whole fucking thing, the whole chain, the whole shebang.
Yeah.
And they didn't want him to buy the upper, you know, the Illuminati, the people in charge.
Larry, man.
The fucking state, the deep state.
Didn't want him to have it because they thought he might be hard to control.
We're not even on the mushrooms.
This is just weed.
No, listen, man, listen.
So they made up all this bullshit and they put him in jail and they did it just enough
to smear the fuck out of his name because why do you think they let him out right away?
Dude, you're fucking kidding me.
They have multiple, listen.
I'm not kidding.
I don't condone anything that this guy's done.
All the bitches are lying, allegedly.
Allegedly, yeah.
Like how you followed with that.
He's paid civil suits in bullshit.
Because he had to because they said, we're fucking kill your family, you motherfucker.
Oh, you think he's threatened families?
First they kill his dog, then they kill his cat and they say, next it's going to be your
fucking kid and then your wife.
Oh, he probably wanted to get rid of Camille.
Have you ever seen her?
I don't know, but I'm sure that he didn't want her fucking tortured like the evil mother
would do.
Listen, he went to jail.
I know.
Because they set him up.
They set his ass up.
Bill did not deserve it.
He drugged people.
Dude, I got a fucking fat Albert lunchbox, man.
What does that have to do with anything?
He's a good guy.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
He's a good guy.
I do not believe what, listen, I shall no way and be tied into what Larry's saying or
these are not my beliefs.
It's all bullshit.
Bill Cosby did not fucking do that shit.
Says who?
Says Larry?
Because he was going to buy CBS and they didn't want him to buy it.
Man, Larry, you, I mean, these facts are very, very wishy-washy.
Paper thin, shall I say.
Well, sometimes.
Well what?
You just can't make accusations.
I'm not accusing him.
I'm saying that he didn't do it.
What's that?
He didn't do it, I'm saying.
And how do you know this?
Because, man, why didn't these people come forward sooner?
They only did it when he was...
They did.
Everybody filed reports on him.
Yeah, everybody did.
They paid attention.
They paid off to fucking say what they wanted to say.
Well, they did pay people off.
Of course they did.
Which, but you never know.
That's what they do and they fucking make them lie just like the Roe V. Wade bitch.
Lied back in the 70s, they told her.
Make up this story.
We'll pay you X amount of money and she did it and later came out and said, I wish I
wouldn't have done that.
Do you have complete faith in humanity?
No.
Okay, so here's the deal.
If you're a fucking dirtbag, regular person, poor person, and you rape, guess what?
You go to jail, be fucking, rest of your life, do some time as in that.
If you're a rich person, obviously in the higher echelon of things, like we've seen multiple
of these happen.
Right, right.
You just pay people off, pay people off and then it catches up with you.
Look at Harvey Weinstein.
Harvey Weinstein didn't go to jail and he didn't even lose his job.
The funny thing is is that when they, like, oh man.
Get it out.
What do you call it?
The funny thing is is when they explained these guys like Epstein, Epstein's dick, it
was like an egg shape.
And then fucking Weinstein had to shoot shit into his dick to get it hard.
Come on.
Yeah.
Really?
There's actually accounts of this.
Hold on, honey.
It's like these perverts.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I'm not kidding you.
But these perverts that are like, dude imagine not being able to use your dick and just
being a real bad pervert.
Oh man.
What a conundrum.
I think, well I think money also fuels your sexual desires.
I don't know.
It definitely thins out your, your moral compass.
Well it thins out your moral compass also.
Oh yeah.
Children and you know what I mean?
It's crazy how money, I mean obviously nobody out there that we're talking to is an idiot
and they understand this.
Sure.
That you look at these people.
All of our listeners are fucking absolute geniuses because otherwise why would, they
wouldn't be listening to us.
Please stop disparaging our audience.
I'm not man.
I'm serious.
I love those people out there.
People without you.
Needles wouldn't know what to do at night.
Yeah I do.
That's so weird to say.
Anyways.
So Larry Jesus man you drew me off my fact of what I was going to say about you.
Aw man.
That's alright though.
Did we mention, go ahead go.
No you go Larry it's your turn.
Did we mention we got new stickers?
Yes five times Larry.
I mean Jesus pandering the audience.
I'm not pandering.
But at the same time we have t-shirts still too.
It's funny that nobody wants to see me.
No you still haven't gotten any of your wife's underwear in the mail.
That's why people are not listening anymore.
Since we started saying that we've lost some listeners.
Aw man you know what, if they don't want to send it they don't have to.
No.
It's not a demand.
I'm going to tell you.
It's a request.
Eventually we will get them.
No I'm not the under you asshole.
How'd you get me into that?
Damn Larry.
That fucking medallion dude, your brainwashing.
Were there any serial killers in Japan?
I don't know.
Was it China that had that subway attack with the SARS gas remember?
That was Japan.
Was it Japan?
Yeah.
When they had that blind dude.
Man we are just all over the place.
How about Japan has that fucking suicide force man.
That is the most fucked up thing.
Well it's like Golden Gate Bridge.
A lot of people go there and kill themselves.
Yeah.
But the Japanese are weird.
Yeah they have warnings in that.
Like I saw a little documentary about that forest.
I went to some channel 11 maybe you know the PBS and shit.
And they said there's like a science posted there warning saying you know you get real weird feelings here.
You shouldn't come here.
Don't come here alone.
Well I think people are having mental issues and they go there for somebody to sort of
solace.
They don't want to kill themselves there.
They know they want to kill themselves there for some reason.
Oh no here's why.
It's not called a happy forest.
Here's why.
In a book written in the 50s or the 60s a fictional writer wrote about this forest and said this
was the suicide forest and how life often imitates fiction.
It became the suicide forest because of this book.
There's a book.
I mean.
It's a paperback rag you know some kind of fucking pulp fiction little fucking thing.
Well I mean there's a lot of iconic things are tied to things.
And it's tied to that somehow.
Written word.
Yeah and it's tied to this little book that was popular.
Jack Heroac and fucking dog.
Exactly.
Cuba or not cubrica.
Bukowski.
Uh huh.
You know what I mean.
Like there's a lot of people that are tied to fucking.
Reality.
Well literature.
Literature that's tied to reality.
And tied you know.
This is reality that's tied to literature though.
Backwards.
Where the fakeness came first and then the reality followed.
Okay.
You know because it was in the book in the fiction book.
Alright.
I believe you Larry.
I've heard of this before.
There was a famous YouTuber.
And it's really fucked up because they.
Dude Logan Paul went there.
One of them.
I don't understand one of them.
They go through and comb through there every once in a while.
And they find the fucking skeletons with his clothes on and stuff.
And there was a dead body and he filmed it.
Oh wow.
And he got in real trouble for it.
Oh he did?
Yeah.
Why?
Because he filmed a dead body.
People were like what the fuck are you doing?
That's a dead body.
Why can't you do that?
You don't have no respect for the dead?
Well I mean you're, it's not, you know it's like a scene.
There were a couple of months and they're.
It's like a dead scene.
It's a fucking crime scene.
I mean I saw it on TV.
They showed skeletons with the fucking clothes on.
On TV not in person.
It's a crime scene Larry.
You could be an accomplice now.
Oh she hung herself.
And we just happened to be videotaping her.
Are you sure she hung herself?
Exactly.
And you didn't help her?
It wasn't some weird sexual thing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
She hung herself.
There's a lot of fucking variables in this story that can get you fucking jammed up.
You don't want to be jammed up in a Japanese prison dude.
Uh-uh.
Let me tell you.
Because then they jam shit up your ass.
You get the Yakuza and shit there like man.
And you don't speak the language?
It's just like anything.
But you'd still be big in Japan man.
Who would be?
If you were locked up in a Japanese prison.
Why's that?
Because they're little.
The people are small man.
You don't think they have gangs there?
I know they do motherfucker.
Bruce Lee is from Japan and shit right?
What?
That was a weird statement.
You're like so confident.
He was in the fucking-
You're like Bruce Lee is from Japan right?
Like he's fucking asshole.
I'm dead.
He sounded so bold and confident and then you threw in the right at the end.
I don't know.
They were in a street gang and shit fighting.
Was he Japanese or Chinese or he was Asian?
I think he was Japanese.
Alright.
Oh no Chinese.
Sure.
Yeah it's Jack.
Lee.
Jackie Chan Chinese or Japanese?
Lee sounds like Chinese.
How about Jackie Chan though?
Man I don't know.
Because Jackie Chan and him were involved together in the beginning.
Okay.
I mean-
Jackie Chan kind of like followed in his footsteps and Bruce Lee would beat the fuck out of people
in street fights and you know when he was a teenager.
He would go out and they would fucking bet money and he'd beat the fuck out of someone
and collect the money.
What a lifestyle isn't that great man?
Fuck people up real bad.
It was fucking-
And he was such a badass that he got a movie fucking deal out of it.
He kicked so many times.
Is that really how it happened?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean okay.
I believe you.
And the fucking thing- I saw a thing about his death and that was such a shady fucking
deal man.
Oh like they say he ate chocolate and died.
He was at his girlfriend's house but he was married and his manager was there but then
he said he wasn't there and then you know-
And then what about his son getting killed on set?
Yeah.
And then Lee and the crow it was a great movie.
Kind of weird.
Wow.
What do you mean?
Wow.
And then there was a prop going- somebody put a live round.
Just like fucking what's his fuck that fuck that-
Alec Baldwin?
Yeah.
No not like Alec Baldwin.
This is fucking Bruce Lee's kid.
Bruce Lee's kid died on a fucking you know what I mean?
I know someone else died.
Her name was Helena.
Oh boy.
Here we go.
Gee I can't remember her last name.
God rest her soul.
It doesn't matter though but anyways-
Oh he finally realized that.
She said an Alec Baldwin killed her.
He's a fucking killer.
And you know maybe they put him up to it.
You know she was making a movie about child molestation and maybe Hollywood said listen
Alec Baldwin you fucking kill her or we're going to release those movies of you fucking
those little kids.
Jesus Christ Larry.
I mean the rhetoric that is coming out of her mouth right now.
I mean I just let you go and you just go boy.
Like I have to stop you every like couple of minutes.
Did you just say Alec Baldwin got hired by the Illuminati and he didn't kill a lady on
his set?
No he got forced.
He got forced.
Oh he didn't get paid.
He didn't get paid.
They said if you don't kill this bitch we're going to fucking put it out to the world.
What a fucking weirdo you are.
And don't forget we have those movies of you-
Everybody knows you're weirdo.
Fuck you and killing those kids.
Jesus Larry.
Cause that's what they do man.
That's what who does.
Those Hollywood times.
They fucking killed kids?
Allegedly yeah.
I thought you said allegedly first.
You're smartening up finally.
My God man.
They're fucking weirdos man.
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We do not agree to anything said in this broadcast.
The rights and views of this person.
I'm just here for a good time.
Not a long time Larry.
I wanted to be ended by the Luminati.
So what?
Oh they don't care about us cause we sound so crazy that they you know they know how
crazy it is and that it's easy to not believe an idiot like me.
And you know so that's how they get away with it.
Well you're a truth seeer right?
Yeah.
And the seeker.
You seek the truth I just said yeah.
If you wouldn't rudely cut me off that's okay but you're a truth seeker.
There's nothing wrong with that right?
To some extent.
Now you're wearing medallions on your fucking neck from another country that I don't like
and they're recording us.
Here's one thing.
Three microphones in this room.
Here's the other thing.
For many many years throughout the 60s and 70s things were made in Japan.
Okay.
Now if they wanted to they could have had a thing where everybody's portable TV blew
up at the exact same time.
You know April 4th 1978 or something and blow everyone's brains out.
Now everyone has a fucking phone and it's made in China so they could do the same thing.
With fucking they could do it with a nuclear time clock with perfect timing.
Have everyone in the fucking United States just blow up at the same time cause their
phone becomes a high powered fucking advanced fucking nuclear weapon.
Why would people want to do this?
Well that's what I'm saying.
Why would they?
They're not going to do that.
That's why I'm confident that I'm safe wearing this pendant.
Oh my god.
All of that to fucking man you need to take that for a walk around the block dude.
I mean you need to air that bitch out dude cause that was just horrible what you just
said.
I don't like that at all.
Oh you know what I'm talking about.
No I don't like that pendant or medallion or whatever you want to call it.
Fucking weird Illuminati shit is not welcome in this room.
I liked fucking uh I liked uh Mike D's fucking VW medallion that he had in the Beastie voice
man.
Oh that was fucking cool.
I thought you meant Samurai Mike.
No no.
Yeah well that means.
The real Mike D.
Don't deflect from what you're wearing.
I mean I don't understand what that thing is meant to do.
I think you have no knowledge in what it is.
Electromagnetic frequencies off my back man keep the bullets off my back.
No that won't help you get forgotten shot down in the city.
No I know but you know.
Unless you get shot right in it.
It'll keep me from getting uh electromagnetic frequencies though.
I think that I mean you're just worried about something that exists man.
I'm not worried about it.
My wife bought it and I said yeah I'm fucking worried if you get one.
So I did.
You're.
I'm making her happy she loves me.
So I understand that but I just I don't understand the benefits of this.
Well we'll see maybe there are some if there are I'm gonna let the listeners know.
It's a plus.
I'm gonna let all eight of you know.
Maybe you should put it on your dick and maybe it'll get bigger.
She don't want that.
It's already too brutal.
Why put it through brutality.
Oh okay Larry.
Have you getting laughed at.
Yeah okay.
It's alright though.
So hopefully the medallion works out though right.
Godspeed.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I mean shit dude.
It can't hurt.
Maybe it could.
I mean like you know if it is a weapon it could hurt but I don't think it's gonna hurt
me.
Oh I think they're just listening to us and spying on us and you're helping them out
and eating.
They're solidifying their fucking thoughts of yeah they're fucking assholes alright.
Yeah listen to these two idiots in the basement talking at a microphone.
But hey Japan if you're listening shout out.
Like subscribe and like.
We like you if you like us.
I got no problems with you.
You know what I mean.
But obviously this guy is just gonna let this technology into the room and I don't
appreciate it.
I mean like if.
Because I need to clear that with me Larry before you bring it in.
Okay well you know you never know this whole thing.
I'm gonna get a wand you know what I mean when you go into the stadium.
I'm gonna start wandin' you down.
You're like oh this is my butt plug.
My iron butt plug.
That's where I keep my microphone.
That's where you keep yours because you always talk out your ass.
Oh I wish that Larry.
Too bad it's not in your prison purse.
That's alright though.
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