1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Larry and Needles. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Larry and Needles. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Larry and Needles. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Alright, here we are. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Welcome to the Larry and Needles show. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I'm Larry. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Hi, I'm Needles. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Hi. Hi, I'm Needles. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 So I got this thing here. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 What is that? 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 If you fucking step out of line, man. 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Oh, you bought a taser? 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 It casts. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Taser's out. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 No way. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 What the fuck, dude? 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 You just let it lay fucking idle. 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I ain't gonna fucking taste myself. 20 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 It's too far for me to fucking taste you. 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Was that even English? 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 You sound like Don Vito. 23 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Hey, man. 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 You and him talking too much. 25 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Oh, let me see that thing, Larry. 26 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Fucking A, man. 27 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 You brought toys? 28 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 It needs a new battery, but... 29 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 That's no big deal. 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 And I'm not tasing myself. 31 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Why is there electrical tape on it? 32 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Because there's the bottom is broken. 33 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Dude, it's called a tiger shark. 34 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 A tiger shark. 35 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 That's amazing, dude. 36 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 You should do a rap album to the sound of that. 37 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Don't... 38 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 It might be affecting the microphones in a bad way. 39 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Get that fucking thing away from the mic. 40 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Damn, dude. 41 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Have you used it yet? 42 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 No. 43 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Where'd you get it from? 44 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 My friend Mark gave it to me, 45 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 and not Mark, our podcast buddy, 46 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 a different Mark. 47 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Mark G. 48 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, okay, cool. 49 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Well, shout out Mark G. 50 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Thanks for the taser. 51 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 In case Larry gets out of line, 52 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I'm gonna use it on him. 53 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Yeah. 54 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Because sometimes he gets overtly gay, 55 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 and I gotta get him away from me. 56 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Fuck. 57 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 If I get gay. 58 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 You said it, I didn't. 59 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 All right, Larry, what do you got for me tonight? 60 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaking of gay, 61 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 here's something that's really interesting I saw. 62 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,000 China force feeds their boys testosterone 63 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 to make them more powerful, 64 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 and actually in the last decade, 65 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 in the last 10 years, 66 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,000 their average height has grown three inches. 67 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah, but... 68 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 In 10 years, dude, that is fucking crazy. 69 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 They want a bang. 70 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Now, meanwhile, our fucking people are getting weaker and weaker, 71 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 with Adderall and other fucking drugs 72 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 that are keeping them weak and dumb. 73 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Yeah, we're all dependent. 74 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 And it's creating drug addicts. 75 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I saw this thing where it said there's actually 76 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 five-year-old drug addicts. 77 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 They don't know they're drug addicts, 78 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 but you're starting to give kids pills at an early age. 79 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 And they grow up on methamphetamines 80 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 in their fucking... 81 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Well, Pfizer said that they want every person 82 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 in the United States on these three pills. 83 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I heard five. 84 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Well, three. 85 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Okay. 86 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Well, I'm sure they would like it to be five. 87 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I mean, you got cholesterol. 88 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 You fucking... 89 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 You want your Ad-E's, right? 90 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 People like Ritalin. 91 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Ritalin's good. 92 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 It's not good. 93 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 It's not good for us, man. 94 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 And so while China is getting stronger and stronger, 95 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 we're getting more and more pusified. 96 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What are they going to do? 97 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 They're going to attack us? 98 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 No, they won't have to, 99 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 because they'll just fucking... 100 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 We'll just lay right down for them, 101 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 because we're a bunch of pussies. 102 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Ah, you... 103 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Fuck you. 104 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Don't you talk about the U.S. like that. 105 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 You're about to get slapped, dude. 106 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I'm not talking about the U.S. 107 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'm not talking about myself. 108 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I love this country. 109 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I do, too. 110 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 These colors don't run, boy. 111 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 I'm just talking about the... 112 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I agree, but I'm just talking about the kids. 113 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 You just said you're going to lay down. 114 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 No, I'm not going to fucking lay down. 115 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 What are you, you're a French. 116 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 You're cheese eating surrender monkey. 117 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Fuck you, bitch. 118 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 What the fuck, Larry? 119 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Why would you say that? 120 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I'm just saying that the people are fucking weak. 121 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 The kids that are of fucking military age. 122 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Well, you can't trust the blue hairs. 123 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Right, right. 124 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I understand where you're coming from, Larry. 125 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 That's all. 126 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 That's all I'm saying. 127 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Okay, but I mean, think about this, nothing fucking... 128 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 It's just amazing to me that in just 10 fucking years, 129 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 their average height is three inches taller than what it was. 130 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Okay. 131 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 That is fucking crazy, man. 132 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Well, I mean, is this for every... 133 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Think about how much testosterone... 134 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Just the boys. 135 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 They're force feeding them testosterone. 136 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 They don't want to fucking China. 137 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Their birth rate is going to be... 138 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Remember how they... 139 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 They might want to fuck... 140 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Remember how they implemented that thing? 141 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I don't want testosterone. 142 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 One child? 143 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah. 144 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 And now fucking China, their population is going to decline. 145 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 And they dropped that law. 146 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 You could have as many kids as you want now for a minute 147 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 until they fucking tell you no again. 148 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Dude, speaking about dropping laws, you want to hear something silly? 149 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You're going to love this, Larry. 150 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 I can't believe this was a bigger news story. 151 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:33,000 So, do you think hapless morons are running San Francisco? 152 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah, I do. 153 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Okay, so... 154 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I do. 155 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,000 In 2016, they passed a law that banned the city from doing business 156 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:49,000 with states considered insufficiently... 157 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 How should I say... 158 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Insufficiently woke? 159 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Yes, well not woke, but... 160 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,000 They don't meet the standards of certain gay rights or certain... 161 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Exactly, because so it started out... 162 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Energy rights or green rights and shit like that. 163 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:10,000 So basically it applied to states that declined to embrace an aggressive pro-LGBT agenda. 164 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Isn't there more on LGBT? 165 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Isn't there like a Q... 166 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 LGBTQIA+. 167 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Is what? 168 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 LGBTQAI+. 169 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Really, what's the A thing for? 170 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 I do not know what it's... 171 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I guess ass fucking? 172 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Ass sex? 173 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I like ass sex, I'm not gay. 174 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 No, I know, but... 175 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I don't know what it means. 176 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 What is a plus stand for? 177 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Didn't we talk about this the other day? 178 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I guess you cover any other fucking weird thing you want to do. 179 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:41,000 I mean, if I can hide any weird thing I want to do under the guise of a fucking plus sign, 180 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 let me tell you, sign me up. 181 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Right? 182 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 But, so then... 183 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000 And also that limited voters rights... 184 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 And so illegals... 185 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Technically that's what that boils down to, right? 186 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Yeah. 187 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Is that... 188 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And also abortion restrictions. 189 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Okay? 190 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Okay. 191 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 There's a quote from the person who wrote this bill and that's... 192 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Okay. 193 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Put this... 194 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:15,000 This was meant to punish the sins of radical right wing governments. 195 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Isn't it crazy that a government within a government is acting against... 196 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Yeah. 197 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Like, our fucking country is fucked, man. 198 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Yeah, yeah, it's fucking crazy, man. 199 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 It is crazy that it's sort of like a civil war to some extent, right? 200 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Sort of, yeah. 201 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Without us knowing it. 202 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Without us knowing it. 203 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:39,000 And without taking over of shit, but it's like a city deems itself so high above the 204 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 other government they can block other states. 205 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Yeah. 206 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:47,000 And not only that, though, the people that are suffering is the people in the... 207 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Well, San Francisco... 208 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Cities are doing this and it's not really punishing anybody but themselves. 209 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 It's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard. 210 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Why would you do that, though? 211 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 But you know, there are a bunch of fucking idiots. 212 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 And San Francisco is a shit hole now. 213 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 You used to be great. 214 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 The CEOs of it fucking... 215 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 You used to be a great guy. 216 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 People are shit. 217 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Great ways to go pick up guys, man. 218 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 The Tenderloin. 219 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 San Francisco. 220 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Yeah, you go to the Tenderloin. 221 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 That was your nickname when you were on there. 222 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Tenderloin. 223 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Just the L was capitalized. 224 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 But it's... 225 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I can't... 226 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I'm such a simpleton when it comes to politics that it's like I can't believe. 227 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I know. 228 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And so are you. 229 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Fuck you, man. 230 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 You're not exactly working for CNN here. 231 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Let me tell you. 232 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 You're working for CNN. 233 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 They got to fucking lie, man. 234 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 That's their job. 235 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 All of them lie. 236 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Fox lies. 237 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 CNN lies. 238 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 CNBC lies. 239 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Fucking ABC lies. 240 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 All fucking lies. 241 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 You want to hear the truth? 242 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Dude, we should start the LNN Larry News Network. 243 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah, you want to hear the truth? 244 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 You tune into the Larry Needle show, man. 245 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 We fucking... 246 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I don't know about that. 247 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, we're not fucking lying. 248 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 We might be fucking saying the wrong thing. 249 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 But in our heart, we think it's right. 250 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I mean, we'll bleep that out. 251 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 We'll put a train whistle on that. 252 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 You know. 253 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 But that's right. 254 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I want you to get all fired up, Larry. 255 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Hey, I got one for you. 256 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Involving Bibles. 257 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I know you know this. 258 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Hopefully they were burned. 259 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Close. 260 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Close. 261 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 They were hiding... 262 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Wait, wait, wait. 263 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Stop. 264 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 They were hiding drugs in them? 265 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 No. 266 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Okay, wait a second. 267 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 I'm wondering why I can't read. 268 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I need to just like... 269 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 So, okay, wait a second. 270 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 It's involving... 271 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 When, how long ago? 272 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 It just happened like this week. 273 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 So they're not burning them. 274 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 This fucking week. 275 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 No, no. 276 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 They weren't being used to smuggle drugs. 277 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 No, no. 278 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 It's funny. 279 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It's funny. 280 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Okay, well then tell me. 281 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 A state lawmaker. 282 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh. 283 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 And a state representative. 284 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And ironically, an ordained fucking Presbyterian minister. 285 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 That don't mean anything in my book. 286 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I know. 287 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Stephanie Hamilton. 288 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Oh, it's a chick too? 289 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Yes. 290 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh, wow. 291 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:57,000 So she's used to stealing the Bibles from the House representative's lounge, private lounge, 292 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 in Arizona. 293 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Wait a minute. 294 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 They stole it from a government building? 295 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Yeah, so listen, they got security footage of her taking two Bibles. 296 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Were she putting her cooch? 297 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 It would be nice. 298 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Yeah, it'd be hilarious. 299 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 But she didn't even... 300 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 And she took it from these display tables where, you know, people would just read them 301 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 when they needed it. 302 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Because it's where they make laws and shit. 303 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 She's a minister. 304 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Yeah. 305 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 And she stole Bibles? 306 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,660 She fucking hid one of them, you know, and then she went off camera and you couldn't see 307 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,660 what she did with them. 308 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:29,800 But then later, one of the security guards found one in the...under one of the cushions 309 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,120 in the couch. 310 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,120 So she was just hiding her... 311 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,120 Maybe Jesus, Jesus told her to do that. 312 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,000 ...or taking them and hiding them so people couldn't use them. 313 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I don't know about that. 314 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah. 315 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh. 316 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 They were in the very same room she took them from. 317 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Oh. 318 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,240 Yeah, she wasn't stealing them. 319 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,000 No, she was just hiding them so people couldn't fucking use them. 320 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 What a fucking cooch. 321 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Is she hot? 322 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Did you see a picture of her? 323 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I mean, what do you mean okay? 324 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I'm okay. 325 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 We would definitely do her. 326 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 For a Presbyterian minister on a scale of one to ten, what do you think she was? 327 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Presbyterian minister scale, she's like a seven. 328 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Okay. 329 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 I like that. 330 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Shift hitting? 331 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Yeah. 332 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 She's pretty good. 333 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 She's pretty good. 334 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 It was a... 335 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 It was a grannie... 336 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 It was a munch shot? 337 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,500 No, it was a grannie fucking filmed from the security cameras at the place. 338 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,500 Nice. 339 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,500 Now listen to this. 340 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Uh-huh. 341 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:14,640 This is the third fucking time that they've been...that they've gone missing. 342 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:19,240 In March, a security guard found one under a cushion and another one in a refrigerated... 343 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,000 Dude, she's a serial hider. 344 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah. 345 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,600 And the other thing is that's the whole reason they had to install the cameras in the first 346 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,200 place was because of the first two fucking times the Bible got stolen. 347 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,760 So she doesn't steal them. 348 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:38,000 She just moves them and hides them in like probably places that any person can find. 349 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Yeah. 350 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And you know...yeah. 351 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Right. 352 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 But it's gonna take them a while. 353 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 You're not gonna really look in the refrigerator for the Bible or something. 354 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Oh, I mean, yeah. 355 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 You had to put God on chill. 356 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,920 But here's the funny thing, man. 357 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,400 Oh, what's the funny thing, Larry? 358 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,320 You know, cause it's a Christian thing and nobody gives a fuck about Jesus anymore. 359 00:10:55,320 --> 00:11:02,760 But could you imagine if that was the Koran, the Muslim motherfuckers or any other religion 360 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,080 for that matter? 361 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,600 Any other religion besides Christian, it would be a hate crime. 362 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,640 They'd be going fucking crazy right now. 363 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,640 Well, it sounds like... 364 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,880 It gives a fuck because it's Christian. 365 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,880 Christianity. 366 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,880 Yeah, it doesn't even get on the news. 367 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,600 It's a dying religion. 368 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,320 Unfortunately, a lot of people are gonna be sorry. 369 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320 It's religion. 370 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,320 You know what? 371 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,320 A lot of people... 372 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,320 It's just religion, Larry. 373 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,320 Okay, well... 374 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,840 You go to church and then you pay to go to church. 375 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,840 I don't pay. 376 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,840 No, but you pay to go to church. 377 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,840 I don't pay shit. 378 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,960 When they pass that fucking fucking around, dude, you throw a couple fucking bucks in there. 379 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,240 No, that's the fucking church. 380 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240 That's bullshit. 381 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,640 That's the church I'm talking about. 382 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,640 God is great. 383 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Yeah, I'm not talking about the church. 384 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,640 I'm talking about God and Jesus, just the Bible. 385 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:47,280 I mean, but this technically is a vessel that has been... 386 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,640 This person went to school to be a fucking prophet. 387 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,640 Who? 388 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,640 Any priest. 389 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,640 They go to preschool. 390 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,120 You can't go to school to be a prophet. 391 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,640 Well, but you know what I mean? 392 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:02,720 These guys are fucking held to a highest regard until they got fucking boys. 393 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,400 But you agree with me, though, that it would be a big fucking hate crime if it was the 394 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,360 Koran or any other fucking book. 395 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:15,080 I mean, it sounds like if they had like a black secretary and she saw this, she might 396 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,720 have thrown a fit. 397 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720 She might have. 398 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,720 You know what I mean? 399 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,720 But there wasn't. 400 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:24,200 And because it was, you know, it's in a government building. 401 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,440 Okay, so like this happened three times. 402 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,440 Three times. 403 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,440 And then they just... 404 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,440 It's not a... 405 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,440 So this is a fucking... 406 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,440 What is that called? 407 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440 She's a serial hider. 408 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 I just said that. 409 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,840 Well, what the fuck are you asking what it's called for? 410 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,840 No, no, no. 411 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,840 Oh, man, you've lost... 412 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,840 Maybe you've lost my... 413 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840 Fuckin' Liberace. 414 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,840 What the fuck, dude? 415 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaking of Liberace, you see those albums? 416 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,840 I do. 417 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,120 I fucking love Neil Diamond. 418 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,520 How do I get nights is a great album. 419 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,600 There's a couple more for you in that stack. 420 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,600 Yeah, I see a fucking... 421 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,600 All right, so RIP to a friend of the show, Jerry Springer. 422 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,600 Oh, yeah. 423 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,480 Jerry, we love you, baby. 424 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,480 Fucking A, man. 425 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,520 You get tons of horrors in heaven. 426 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:08,800 So, guy died 79 years old. 427 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800 Yeah. 428 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,400 A couple days ago. 429 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,040 These motherfuckers can't wait. 430 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,800 He's in the ground for two days, or he died two days. 431 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,800 They're already bringing stories. 432 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,800 He ain't even in the ground yet. 433 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,640 They're bringing stories out about him. 434 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Nice. 435 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 All right, you ready? 436 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,640 That's what we like to hear. 437 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Dirt on fucking dead people. 438 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,640 Let me tell you, you're about to bite into a juicy steak. 439 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,640 We got no respect for the dead. 440 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,640 If you did something wrong, we're calling on it. 441 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,160 I'm not talking about that. 442 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,200 I got no respect for them either, though. 443 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,760 No, I think Bob Weir is pretty fucking cool. 444 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,760 Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. 445 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,760 People are all right. 446 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,760 He's pretty fucking cool. 447 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,760 Yeah, fucking... 448 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,840 The drummer stepped out of the tour for this summer. 449 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,440 Stepped out of fucking life. 450 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,400 And I got tickets to see him in Chicago. 451 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,760 Needles isn't too happy about this decision. 452 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,160 If I fucking see that guy in the street, man, he better fucking watch it. 453 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,160 You're gonna beat him up for me? 454 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160 Yes, dude. 455 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 I got your back, bitch. 456 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160 I got your back, brother. 457 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:04,040 I got you to pay fucking pricey tickets in a hotel room down in fucking Grand Park. 458 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Fuck. 459 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,440 So, this fucking guy dies. 460 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,640 All right, producers, fuck, you can't wait. 461 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,440 Salacious stuff comes out, shall we say? 462 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,440 RIP Jerry. 463 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,600 Jerry's a palatious friend of the show. 464 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,600 We love you, Jerry. 465 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:23,000 All right, so, producers said that the real job was to get pretty girls, strippers, and 466 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,400 porn stars for Jerry to sleep with. 467 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Well, fuck, man. 468 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,000 What would you do if you were Jerry? 469 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,360 Fuck it, married, and just do that? 470 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,360 Yeah. 471 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360 I mean, but he was married. 472 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,360 Oh, well. 473 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360 What do you mean? 474 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,000 Is it to your condoning cheating on spouses? 475 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,240 No, I'm not condoning it, but I mean, it's all right. 476 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,240 Clip it. 477 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,120 I guess I am condoning it. 478 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,120 Yeah, well, I mean, I'll tell your wife that. 479 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,120 I don't think she's not gonna be... 480 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,120 She'll probably be... 481 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,840 Yeah, I don't think she's gonna be too pleased with that, Amp. 482 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,240 She knows I'm a fucking asshole. 483 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,800 No, I mean, being an asshole and a cheater are two different things. 484 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,280 I know, but she knows, you know. 485 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,280 All right. 486 00:14:55,280 --> 00:15:00,400 The fucking...his producers, listen to this, man. 487 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,400 This is a great band name. 488 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,960 It's not really cheating if you're with a stripper. 489 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,520 Do you penetrate her vagina with any parts of your body? 490 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,520 With your cock. 491 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,000 So it's cheating, man. 492 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,040 I mean, you are a God-fearing man, and you don't know this. 493 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,040 I know. 494 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,600 I mean, let's use your big toe. 495 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,400 I think Jesus will let that slip. 496 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400 All right, so... 497 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,000 Because, you know, he loves perversions. 498 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Yeah. 499 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Jesus. 500 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I mean, his mom was a whore. 501 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,880 And how, dude, you're going to hell, man. 502 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,680 Hopefully in a handbath. 503 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,680 No, you are. 504 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,680 Don't worry. 505 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,840 Like I said, Larry, I'm gonna fuck it. 506 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840 I'm gonna ride. 507 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,840 I'm gonna be jet-skinned. 508 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840 I'm gonna ride through hell. 509 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840 Jet-skinned on a lake of lava. 510 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840 And a wife-beater. 511 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 And a wife-beater. 512 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,840 And some really short shorts, dude, from the 70s. 513 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,840 And my nuts just hanging up. 514 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,840 Oh, man. 515 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,000 That's all right, man. 516 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,640 So then, listen, man. 517 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,200 His producer stated he was morally bankrupt. 518 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,840 What a great band name. 519 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,840 Morally bankrupt. 520 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,840 Morally bankrupt. 521 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,840 That's why I should be. 522 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,840 Shout out. 523 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,840 I had that record. 524 00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:59,840 All right, man. 525 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,080 I mean, his producer stated this. 526 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,080 That's great. 527 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,560 You're a legend if your producer states. 528 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,960 Like if people around you are just like, yeah, this guy's morally bankrupt. 529 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,960 I mean, that is, goes in the... 530 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,480 Well, you could kind of tell he was a dirtbag when you watched the show, man. 531 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,520 He was a pervert and fucking... 532 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,200 I mean, he had the craziest people. 533 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,000 And, oh, you want to know what, Larry? 534 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,800 The majority of his guests weren't real. 535 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,400 No, I know. 536 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,680 Actors and people that want to be on TV. 537 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680 Yeah. 538 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 But isn't that crazy? 539 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,680 Though they would go... 540 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,960 People would fight and shit. 541 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,960 It was one of the... 542 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,240 I mean, Jerry Springer, man. 543 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,960 They would chant his name. 544 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 Jerry. 545 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960 Yeah. 546 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,480 I mean, this fucking guy. 547 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,320 So excuse me. 548 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:46,400 Now, I mean, friend of the show, Jerry Springer, shout the fuck out, because I'm going to 549 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,000 tell you something and you probably know it. 550 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,520 But I mean, this is a fucking dude's rock, man. 551 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,240 They really do. 552 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,120 So while he was fucking a city councilman in Ohio... 553 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,360 Yeah. 554 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,040 He got caught writing checks to prostitutes. 555 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,040 Yeah. 556 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,040 In 1974. 557 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040 Nice. 558 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,720 This is a year after marrying his wife. 559 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,720 Oh, yeah. 560 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,440 Dude, writing a check to a hooker. 561 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,200 Because back then you had the balance for checkbook and I know people don't know what 562 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,160 that means, but money and money out, you had to actually complete... 563 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,160 You had to do mathematics. 564 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160 You tallied it up. 565 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,160 You know what I mean? 566 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,560 And that's how you... 567 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,080 And you had a certain amount and you couldn't fucking go over that. 568 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,320 Well, the bank wouldn't tell you how much you had. 569 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,320 You had to... 570 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,320 Well, you knew how much you had. 571 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,320 Well, you had to have a statement, you know what I mean? 572 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,880 You gotta know how much you have. 573 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880 Which is... 574 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,520 Dude, writing a check to a prostitute. 575 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,520 Yeah. 576 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520 My man. 577 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520 Because you... 578 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,160 I mean, think about that. 579 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,000 Actually during the day you can go to the bank. 580 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,560 This is some late night shit. 581 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,560 You know what I mean? 582 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560 Well, you know... 583 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,520 It's awesome that there was a fucking prostitute that's gonna take a check, man. 584 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,520 Well, back in 1974... 585 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,280 She has a pretty fucking cool check. 586 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,840 She probably was a regular. 587 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:58,840 Yeah. 588 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,840 But he got... 589 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840 She valued Jerry. 590 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,240 And I should have looked up the logistics of this fucking transaction between this lady 591 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,560 of the day or night and Jerry Springer. 592 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,800 To get a better idea of what's going on here. 593 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,640 So, my bad for not doing that, but I just say, shout out to Jerry Springer. 594 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,640 Yeah. 595 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,640 Cool guy. 596 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,240 He was a lot less delicate. 597 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,280 He died in Chicago. 598 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,280 He died in Chicago? 599 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280 Yeah. 600 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,880 He was a lot less delicate than Maury Povich. 601 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,400 Maury was like concerned. 602 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,400 Jerry wanted the motherfuckers to fight. 603 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400 That's what I liked about him. 604 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,280 Well, they used to have security guards ready for that shit. 605 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,680 They didn't throw chairs at Maury. 606 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680 Steve Wilkowski. 607 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680 Yeah. 608 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680 And then he got his own show. 609 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 So, why... 610 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,720 He was in Chicago because we got the best hospitals probably. 611 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:48,680 So, he just thought he's either going to get shot by underage black youth or he's going 612 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,680 to die in it. 613 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,680 Go out to glory. 614 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,680 He wanted to fucking a little gusto with his life. 615 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 Which is hilarious. 616 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,680 Yeah. 617 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,080 I mean, that show ran for... 618 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,120 I showed a wrote that down, but that was fucking a staple. 619 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,920 When you would stay home from school sick, you would watch the Jerry Springer show. 620 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,920 Yeah. 621 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,800 And actually, I would be late for work watching Jerry Springer. 622 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,040 Well, you're a complete dirtbag. 623 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040 That's why. 624 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,040 I mean, that's a fucking... 625 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaking of fucking complete dirtbags in crime in Chicago, that's a good segue you 626 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,960 set me up with. 627 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,960 There you go. 628 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,960 Look at that. 629 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:31,120 People are spending $85,000 to bulletproof their cars and up to $100,000 and more to 630 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,040 bulletproof their SUVs lately. 631 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,440 Like the cartel. 632 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,440 Yeah. 633 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,440 Like the cartel. 634 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:42,560 Like regular people are doing it instead of politicians or fucking gangsters. 635 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,360 Yeah, but these are people of power though. 636 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360 No, no, regular people. 637 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 No, come on. 638 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 I'm 100 Gs dude. 639 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,360 They had a guy on TV. 640 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360 What channel? 641 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360 It's just people with money. 642 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,960 I don't fucking know, man. 643 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,960 It was... 644 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,960 God, your facts stink. 645 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,960 It was a guy... 646 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,400 Listen, he was the owner of the company and he had it... 647 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,880 It was based in Utah and Atlanta. 648 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,880 In... 649 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,880 Utah? 650 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,880 A weird place. 651 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,880 Utah. 652 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 They don't have so much money. 653 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880 They'll go anywhere. 654 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,240 They'll deliver the cars or whatever. 655 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,040 But people are getting like... 656 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,560 If they can't afford to do the whole car, they're getting like just the driver door. 657 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,080 They're bulletproofed to my ass and shit. 658 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,800 But listen, here's the deal. 659 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800 If you're gonna... 660 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,240 Okay, the odds of you getting... 661 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240 The cartels have them. 662 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,240 They're gonna help you. 663 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240 Okay, you're gonna get car jack. 664 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,240 Yeah. 665 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,160 If you're gonna get car jack, you're gonna get car jack. 666 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160 It's not like the cartel... 667 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,840 It gives you a false sense of security though. 668 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,280 The fucking cartels, they're actually gun fighting with the police. 669 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,280 Yeah. 670 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,600 So that's why they need it. 671 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600 I don't... 672 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600 The first thing... 673 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,600 Okay, listen. 674 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,600 People are doing it though. 675 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 This is what the fucking guy told me. 676 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,040 I don't understand why that doesn't make any fucking sense. 677 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,400 If it's just a normal person, why would you do that? 678 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,640 Because people are fucking scared that living in... 679 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,640 Then move! 680 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,640 I don't know what to tell you, man. 681 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,400 I'm not fucking doing it. 682 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,600 It's not me that's armoring. 683 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,880 I fucking go around on a fucking motorbike. 684 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,800 If you need to shoot me, I'm easy to get. 685 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,320 Backwards through Boys Town. 686 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,320 Fuck. 687 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,480 I'm not the one fucking armoring up my car, asshole. 688 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,480 It's these other fucking people. 689 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,280 Well you brought the fucking story up, Larry. 690 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,480 I'm telling you about it. 691 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,040 Well then give me details. 692 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,120 I'm telling you the details. 693 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,400 People are fucking afraid. 694 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400 This fucking guy. 695 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400 They're getting jacked up and fucking... 696 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400 Aw, man. 697 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,800 Dude, I know they're getting jacked. 698 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,800 The crime is up 42%. 699 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,520 Okay then. 700 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,520 I understand. 701 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,920 That's how you concede? 702 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,920 Okay then. 703 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,920 You fucking asshole. 704 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,760 You put the fucking bomb in the towel. 705 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,720 I want to know more details about it. 706 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,280 So, okay, so you're gonna pay... 707 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,560 So you live in the city. 708 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,560 Okay? 709 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,560 Now you buy an SUV. 710 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,280 And then you spend a hundred grand. 711 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280 I know. 712 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280 It sounds dumb. 713 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,160 Why wouldn't you just take that hundred and move to a new place? 714 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160 You live in the city. 715 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,160 You could probably... 716 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,160 I mean... 717 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160 I agree. 718 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160 I agree. 719 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160 But I don't know, man. 720 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,160 Cities aren't all that cracked up. 721 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,160 Tell them. 722 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160 Maybe the story's bullshit. 723 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160 Every city... 724 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 The guy was fucking saying it, though. 725 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,160 Every city in the United States is a shit hole. 726 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:05,800 Maybe he's on TV saying that so he could fucking get people interested in fucking bulletproofing 727 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,800 their cars. 728 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800 I don't know. 729 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,800 Yeah. 730 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800 I mean, marketing's fucking... 731 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,800 I don't know anybody that has a fucking gun. 732 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,800 He put it in your head, you ass clown. 733 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,480 And look at you're talking about it. 734 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,480 That's fucking... 735 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,480 There we go, man. 736 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,480 This guy's a pitchman. 737 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,480 There we go. 738 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,120 You got a bulletproof your scooter. 739 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,720 You dumbass. 740 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,520 It's already bulletproof. 741 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,520 Yeah. 742 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,880 Too bad I ain't gay proof. 743 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880 I got another one for you, man. 744 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,880 I bet you do. 745 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,880 Let me hear it. 746 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,880 I was looking at the internet. 747 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,760 It's just some fucking little short videos and shit. 748 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,880 This guy had these really cool things. 749 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,880 What the... 750 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,340 They were these sleeves for bullets. 751 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:48,040 You could put any size bullet in a revolver. 752 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,200 He had like a 45, a 38, a 22. 753 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,200 Really? 754 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,200 Yeah. 755 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:58,000 These rings that the bullets slid into that matched the chamber of the gun. 756 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,200 But they like 3D printed or what were they? 757 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,200 No, they were metal. 758 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,200 Oh, okay. 759 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,200 They were metal. 760 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,200 Really? 761 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,200 And the guy was fucking... 762 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,520 He fired off six shots of six different fucking rounds and he had a little set of these little 763 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,440 adapters for bullets, man. 764 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440 It was amazing. 765 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,440 That's pretty crazy. 766 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,440 Yeah, it was cool. 767 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,440 Guns are really, really fucking cool. 768 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,440 You know what I mean? 769 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,440 Like we need guns, don't we? 770 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,440 Yeah. 771 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440 I mean... 772 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440 Obviously... 773 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,440 I need a gun when I'm around you. 774 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,880 I don't know if I could say this... 775 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,960 Without fucking coming out of the closet? 776 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 No, no, no. 777 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,080 What do you call it? 778 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:37,400 I don't know if I could say this with confidence, but I feel like mental illness has gone up 779 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,240 throughout the years. 780 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,240 It has. 781 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240 And then... 782 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,240 You know why? 783 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,240 Because it's okay now. 784 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,440 You can't fucking call anyone out on it. 785 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,120 Well, it's not that it's not okay. 786 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,600 It's back then they would take these people, they would lock them up and they would give 787 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,280 them the treatment that they needed. 788 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,360 Now it's okay to fucking act like an asshole. 789 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,360 It's their thing. 790 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,280 Well, I don't know about acting like an asshole. 791 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,280 I'm talking about being crazy. 792 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280 Yeah. 793 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,800 Acting like an asshole. 794 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,040 And then now let's bring guns into it. 795 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040 Right. 796 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,040 Everybody should... 797 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,040 I mean, listen. 798 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,680 There are states that have laws now where you don't have to have a concealed carry to 799 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,840 conceal carry. 800 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,840 Nice. 801 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,840 And that's fine. 802 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,840 You want to know what... 803 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,840 If you can thwart something from happening... 804 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,840 Here's the thing though. 805 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,840 Fucking... 806 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,000 Godspeed and let the Lord be on your side. 807 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,880 Most of the places though where you're going to need a concealed carry where there's fucking 808 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:33,280 crazy assholes that are going to come at you and fuck you up are the blue cities. 809 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,280 They're run by... 810 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,280 Well, they are. 811 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,280 There you go. 812 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,280 They are, man. 813 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280 They are. 814 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280 That's just the fucking bottom line. 815 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,280 I've been... 816 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280 I fucking was in a band, man. 817 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280 I go on to... 818 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,280 I don't know what they have to do with gun laws and mental illness. 819 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,280 I've been to all these cities. 820 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,080 I know which cities are fucking crazy. 821 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,480 But they've always been crazy. 822 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,480 Now they're out of control. 823 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480 Yeah. 824 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Now here's the problem though. 825 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:56,560 They are not fucking keeping anyone in jail. 826 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:02,000 They're letting them write out the fucking district attorneys, the fucking prosecutors. 827 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 That's what I'm looking for. 828 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,440 The prosecutors are being light on crime. 829 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,920 So the crazy motherfuckers aren't getting the treatment they need. 830 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:15,800 And so craziness is going up and it's getting more and more relevant and evident because 831 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,320 it's in your fucking face. 832 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,440 You're seeing it. 833 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,320 Like you said, in the old days these motherfuckers got locked up. 834 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,120 In asylum and shit they had a shot therapy. 835 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,120 Right. 836 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120 And now they're soft on crime and so this crazy... 837 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,120 Fucking all the bottomies and shit. 838 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,600 Just like Paulie, my fucking neighbor. 839 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,600 He was fucking crazy. 840 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,600 The bottomies. 841 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,320 He had a fucking steer clear of that motherfucker. 842 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,520 Well, okay. 843 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,520 But... 844 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,920 He fucking needed to be locked up. 845 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,880 But you know, people are just... 846 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,120 Perpetuates a situation that you're in. 847 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,120 Yeah, man. 848 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,120 Fuck yeah. 849 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,560 At the same time, when you think about it, there's also a lot of drug addiction that 850 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,560 goes in there. 851 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,560 There's a lot. 852 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560 I mean... 853 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,680 And when you're fucking crazy and you're addicted to drugs and shit, that don't help. 854 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,800 It's like, would you want to live downtown? 855 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,720 Fuck no. 856 00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,920 I don't want to live downtown. 857 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,120 No, not anymore. 858 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120 It used to be cool. 859 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,400 Maybe when I was in my 20s, I would have wanted to. 860 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400 But now, fuck that. 861 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,960 Yeah, when you were in your 20s, I mean Jesus Christ, did they have a electricity down there? 862 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,960 Fuck off. 863 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:15,280 But now it's a fucking shit show. 864 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280 Yeah. 865 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,040 I mean, property values are through the roof. 866 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,040 Crime is through... 867 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,040 Every single fucking thing is through the roof. 868 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,040 Yeah. 869 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,040 Yeah. 870 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,040 I mean... 871 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040 It's fucking weird. 872 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,040 You gotta... 873 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,040 I mean, like you said, people are... 874 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,600 Citizens are making their cars bulletproof, which I don't understand how that helps against 875 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,600 carjacking. 876 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,600 It doesn't. 877 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,600 It really doesn't. 878 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,600 And that's the thing. 879 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,680 I've known the bulletproof glass company in the Armour company. 880 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,320 It was Armour Max or something. 881 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,320 It was called. 882 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,320 Yeah. 883 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:49,040 And he even said, you know, it'll stop a bullet and stuff. 884 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,240 You say from that, but someone's gonna fucking yank you out of your car. 885 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,240 Yeah, I'm not getting nowhere. 886 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,240 That's fucking that. 887 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240 Yeah, that's... 888 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,240 There's no fucking... 889 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240 You know what saves you? 890 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,240 Lock in your door's asshole. 891 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240 How's that? 892 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,240 Yeah. 893 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,240 But even still... 894 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,240 Let's start with that. 895 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240 And then they tap and then they shoot through the glass. 896 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,240 Okay, that's three. 897 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240 You should be gone by that time. 898 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240 Yeah. 899 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240 And then they get out of the car. 900 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240 Yeah. 901 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,960 The cartels have bulletproof vehicles for a reason. 902 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,960 They fucking go on assault vehicles. 903 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,600 Because they're gonna be in a gunfight any minute. 904 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,600 Exactly. 905 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,400 Would you bring a knife to a gunfight? 906 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,840 And you knew you were gonna go gunfighting? 907 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,840 I mean, fucking A, man. 908 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840 You know, I was talking with Mark, you know. 909 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,520 You guys know Mark out there in Computerland. 910 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,520 In... 911 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,520 Computerland? 912 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520 Yeah, whatever the fuck you was... 913 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,520 Yeah, whatever the fucking old man doing in Computerland. 914 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,400 Podcast, son, I don't fucking know. 915 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,400 And he wants to go... 916 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,400 You know that Noah's Ark thing where they have a replica of Noah's Ark in Kentucky? 917 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,400 Yeah, he was... 918 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,040 He wants to go there. 919 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040 We should go there. 920 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,040 We should go there with him and fucking do a remote... 921 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040 Do a podcast? 922 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,040 Yeah. 923 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,040 Where is it at? 924 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,040 It's in Kentucky. 925 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,040 How far is Kentucky? 926 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,040 Keep bringing your son, too. 927 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040 It's fucking... 928 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,200 I'm not gonna bring my son for a weird boys' trip to see the Noah's Ark. 929 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,520 No, Mary will go and shit, too. 930 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,880 Okay, well, then I don't know what that means. 931 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,600 No, Noah's Ark, it's a life-size replica of Noah's Ark and he wants to go. 932 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,880 And who built this? 933 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,880 Some guy and... 934 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,880 Wait a minute. 935 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,880 It's an attraction. 936 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,880 And they have... 937 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,880 You think? 938 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,880 Yeah, and fucking... 939 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:16,920 So you go there and you know Mark is gonna be hysterically funny there, asking all kinds 940 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,800 of questions and shit. 941 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800 But he was... 942 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800 But you know, he was a russier, our guy. 943 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 Okay, wait a second. 944 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,960 Let's get back to this Noah's Ark thing. 945 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,240 You're just blowing over this. 946 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,000 Did you do any research on it? 947 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 It was just funny. 948 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yeah, yeah. 949 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 My parents went there. 950 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 They said it was great. 951 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,240 I think it was about fucking eight years ago, my parents. 952 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,080 And it's a life-size... 953 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,360 A life-size replica. 954 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:40,560 I lit needles and used an air-coats right now, replica of Noah's Ark. 955 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,160 Which I don't think is real. 956 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,960 Well, I really don't. 957 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,360 That's one of the reasons we're going to have... 958 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,560 I mean, God told this motherfucker to build a boat. 959 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,560 Yeah. 960 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,480 Have you ever seen the Noah's Ark with, man, fuck, where Noah kicks ass? 961 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,800 God damn it, is it Gerard Butler? 962 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,240 I don't know, it's one of those guys. 963 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,840 Like Noah's a badass. 964 00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,840 He was a badass. 965 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,960 But no, he's like karate fighting people and shit. 966 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,960 I didn't see that. 967 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,760 It's like Kung Fu Noah. 968 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,160 I didn't see Kung Fu Noah. 969 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160 I gotta look that up. 970 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160 We need to fucking produce it. 971 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,360 But anyways, Mark was talking about... 972 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:17,920 We were talking about different food that is like American staples that used to be... 973 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,920 This is people... 974 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:29,800 It was actually slave food like ribs and ham hocks and fucking hogs have. 975 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:36,560 Like the garbage that the slave masters would give to the slaves like the scraps. 976 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,560 Yeah, throw away. 977 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,560 They didn't want that. 978 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,040 And it's all fucking like an American staple now. 979 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,200 Yeah, but that's how anything is. 980 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,560 It's all cyclical, Larry. 981 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,680 Everything comes back in style eventually, right? 982 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,920 Geez, that what happens? 983 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,720 I don't know if that's the case, man. 984 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,880 Listen, if somebody gives you something, you're going to fucking find a way to make it better, 985 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880 right? 986 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,880 But that's what I'm saying. 987 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,960 The people thought it was shit and then they gave it... 988 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,200 Soul food, baby. 989 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,080 And then fucking they made it into a thing and now it's good. 990 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080 I love soul food, man. 991 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,000 I know, that's what I'm saying. 992 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,760 I was just pointing out that all that shit was in the old days garbage. 993 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760 Well... 994 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,080 And now it's fucking good. 995 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,080 It wasn't garbage. 996 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,080 They were going to throw it in the garbage. 997 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,080 They were going to throw it in the garbage. 998 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,080 They were giving it to the slaves. 999 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,080 They were going to eat, right. 1000 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,080 Exactly. 1001 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,080 You know what I mean? 1002 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,640 They deemed it unfit for human consumption. 1003 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,640 There you have it. 1004 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,640 Is that good? 1005 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,360 That's what I'm talking about. 1006 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,760 Sorry I used the wrong fucking word. 1007 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,760 But the funny thing is... 1008 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,760 No, what are you talking about, Larry? 1009 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760 I love you, man. 1010 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,040 No need to act out like that, man. 1011 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,040 Now you're showing your mental illness. 1012 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,240 Fuck you. 1013 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,560 But the best... 1014 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,600 When you think about it, like the Eskimos... 1015 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600 Is that even right? 1016 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600 Eskimos... 1017 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600 I think you can't say that anymore. 1018 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600 It's Inuit. 1019 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,600 You can say Eskimos, man. 1020 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600 Can you say Eskimos? 1021 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600 Yeah. 1022 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600 Okay. 1023 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:57,600 So, the Eskimos, they're always notorious for using every single part of the animal. 1024 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,040 You know what I mean? 1025 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,320 They would make soup out of the tail. 1026 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,320 They would use the innards. 1027 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,320 Sure, sure. 1028 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,320 You know what I mean? 1029 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,320 Like, every... 1030 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,320 Like, they wouldn't eat... 1031 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,320 Every single piece. 1032 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,320 They wouldn't eat it. 1033 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,320 They were fucking making buttons out of the bones. 1034 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,400 Yeah, they wouldn't eat it, but they would use every single fucking part of the thing. 1035 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400 Every single fucking thing. 1036 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,400 The hide. 1037 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,400 The fucking... 1038 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,360 Which is crazy when you really think about that, because those guys are fucking weathered, 1039 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,360 motherfucker. 1040 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,360 Oh, man. 1041 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,360 I mean, that's literally... 1042 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360 That's some hard working. 1043 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,360 All the time. 1044 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,360 But it's fucking winter. 1045 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,360 Imagine... 1046 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360 All the time. 1047 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,360 I mean, I can't. 1048 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,360 You'd fucking... 1049 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,360 I'd kill myself. 1050 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,360 I fucking kill myself. 1051 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,360 We're sending Larry to Antarctica. 1052 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,360 The fuck we are. 1053 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,360 We're starting to go fun. 1054 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,360 The fuck we are. 1055 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,360 I ain't going. 1056 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,360 Yeah, you are. 1057 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Well, Ford, I'm gonna be like B.A. Barakas, yeah. 1058 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360 I ain't going. 1059 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,360 Knock you out. 1060 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,360 You know, when the A-team used to do that. 1061 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,360 Yeah. 1062 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,360 And you just wake up in Antarctica, you gotta fucking... 1063 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,360 You're just in your fucking Eskimo, your Inuit outfits. 1064 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,360 No, fuck that. 1065 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,360 I'm not. 1066 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,360 I'm not. 1067 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,360 I'm not. 1068 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,360 I'm not. 1069 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,360 I'm not. 1070 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,360 I'm not. 1071 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,360 I'm not. 1072 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,360 I'm not. 1073 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,360 I'm not. 1074 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,360 Fuck that. 1075 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360 Fuck that. 1076 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,360 That would be hilarious. 1077 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360 Larry and Antarctica. 1078 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,360 They don't have enough fucking long underwear for me to go there. 1079 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,360 You just coat yourself in blubber and then find an Inuit wife. 1080 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,360 That would be very silly. 1081 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,360 So yeah, man, there's another thing going on in Portland. 1082 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360 What's that? 1083 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360 Oh, man, Portland stinks, too, man. 1084 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,360 It is fucking getting worse and worse, too. 1085 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,360 Let me tell you, bro. 1086 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,360 It's getting worse every day. 1087 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,360 There's no, there's no law going on right now. 1088 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,360 Okay, you know, they have a law. 1089 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,360 Hey, Larry, thanks for the notes. 1090 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360 I love you. 1091 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,360 Oh, hey, thanks. 1092 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360 I love you, too. 1093 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360 Thanks. 1094 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,360 They have a law where if you fucking offend... 1095 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,360 Oh, boy. 1096 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,360 A homeless guy... 1097 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360 Where is this? 1098 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360 Portland? 1099 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,360 In Portland. 1100 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360 In P-town? 1101 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,360 In Oregon, actually, the whole fucking state. 1102 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,360 Okay, wait a second. 1103 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360 The whole state. 1104 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,360 I gotta take my hat off for this one. 1105 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,360 Well, a guy set up on a tent in front of your fucking store. 1106 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,360 Okay. 1107 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,360 They're shooting up or they're fucking or they're shitting and you don't like it 1108 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,360 and you say to them, hey, buddy, get the fuck out of here. 1109 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,360 They can sue you for a hundred... 1110 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360 For a thousand dollars. 1111 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 No. 1112 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360 Yes. 1113 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,360 It's gonna be the new fucking thing, man. 1114 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,360 Oh, it's gonna be a new thing. 1115 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,360 It's called right to rest law. 1116 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360 Right to rest. 1117 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,360 The right to rest. 1118 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,360 And where is this, Portland? 1119 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,360 Actually, the whole state. 1120 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360 Dude, listen, man. 1121 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360 The whole fucking state, man. 1122 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,360 Portland used to be cool. 1123 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,360 I know. 1124 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,360 The fucking Oregon used to be cool. 1125 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,360 Now they got these weird... 1126 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,360 I mean, didn't they have that fucking zone? 1127 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,360 The on-time zone? 1128 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360 Yeah, the on-time zone. 1129 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,360 Yeah, the on-time zone. 1130 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,360 It was like on-time zone. 1131 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,360 And like shit went crazy and people got murdered. 1132 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,360 Yeah. 1133 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,360 And there was some got murdered. 1134 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,360 And there was some got murdered. 1135 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,360 Someone got raped and shit. 1136 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,360 And then they wouldn't let the ambulance in. 1137 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,360 Oh, yeah. 1138 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360 They wouldn't let the cops in. 1139 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,360 The guy fucking died. 1140 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,360 It was like, didn't they take over like a police station or something? 1141 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,360 Yeah, man. 1142 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,360 It was like a government building they took over. 1143 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,360 And these fuckers just rolled over. 1144 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,360 Yeah. 1145 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,360 I mean, get the fuck... 1146 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,360 Listen, man. 1147 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,360 And then they put the jams. 1148 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,360 I don't give a fuck if you're blue or if you're red. 1149 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360 Fucking aim, man. 1150 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,360 That's fucked up. 1151 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,360 You gotta live here. 1152 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,360 So here's the law, man. 1153 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,360 You can't... 1154 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,360 Talk about shit and where you fucking eat. 1155 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,360 Like at my house right here. 1156 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,360 If I want to build a fence in my front yard, it's gotta be X amount of feet away from the 1157 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,360 sidewalk. 1158 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,360 That's understandable. 1159 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,360 You got an easement, you know? 1160 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,360 Yeah. 1161 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360 Okay. 1162 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360 These motherfuckers are set up. 1163 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,360 Whose motherfuckers? 1164 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:29,560 The homeless people in their tents and they build their little houses and their shacks 1165 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:35,960 in this area that the person who owns and pays taxes on the property cannot build anything. 1166 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:41,360 Yet, if you tell them to get out of there, if they feel like you offended them, and that's 1167 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,440 a pretty loose standard, I think. 1168 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,360 If you're offended, you can sue. 1169 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,360 Hey, you can sue for anything. 1170 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,360 That is fucking crazy. 1171 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,360 You know what I mean? 1172 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,360 You can make up bullshit, man. 1173 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360 You can be... 1174 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,640 Listen, I'm gonna tell you how to cash in right now. 1175 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,880 You'd be a black person and be like, this person was racist. 1176 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,880 You get paid. 1177 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,880 You get paid. 1178 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,080 You could literally go down the street like the mob and just go from fucking place to 1179 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,080 place. 1180 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,360 Builds the business to business and say, I'm gonna say you told me I was a fucking... 1181 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360 There's a deal. 1182 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,360 Pay me out in cash. 1183 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,360 Or I'm gonna fucking ruin your name. 1184 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,360 Bismurt you. 1185 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,360 Yep. 1186 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,360 You're a black person. 1187 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,360 And nowadays with the internet... 1188 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,040 Right to rest. 1189 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,040 Right to rest. 1190 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,040 Right to rest. 1191 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,520 So if they want to fucking set up camp right in front of your house... 1192 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,520 I'm gonna tell you something. 1193 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,520 You can't sell them a move. 1194 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,960 Listen, I was homeless for a little while and I understand what it's like to do that. 1195 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,360 And I was in a bad situation. 1196 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,560 But you didn't shoot up in the guy's fucking vestibule or shit in the fucking vestibule 1197 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560 in front of the store. 1198 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560 You had the common sense to go in the fucking... 1199 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,040 50-50 on one of those and I'm gonna let you gas layer. 1200 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,040 I know you didn't shit in the fucking guy's vestibule. 1201 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,040 Ding ding ding. 1202 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:55,040 So what the problem is is that people are getting away with shit. 1203 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,440 You used to be afraid of the cops. 1204 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,440 Yeah. 1205 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,320 Now you're gonna say, oh, fucking... 1206 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,400 Like how about the film we were watching the other day? 1207 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,160 The guy was shooting up the other guy right in the neck. 1208 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,840 Oh yeah, Kensington and Philly. 1209 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,040 Right in the fucking street, man. 1210 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,040 In front of everybody. 1211 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,040 Nobody fucking cares. 1212 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,680 I saw one film and showed these kids coming out of school. 1213 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,840 This black dude is sitting in a lawn chair, banging dope. 1214 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,840 Where's this at? 1215 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,160 It might have been in... 1216 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,440 It was either Chicago or San Francisco and it was on the internet. 1217 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,040 Dude, Larry, I am so jealous of that guy. 1218 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,040 The girl was fucking awesome. 1219 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,040 I know. 1220 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,040 I'm so jealous. 1221 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,040 He's just living the dream, man. 1222 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:39,040 In a fucking chair, sun's out, just fucking banging some fatty even though. 1223 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,640 Not being fucking nervous at all, man, not a fucking care in the world. 1224 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,040 And just a disclaimer, I don't know if everybody thinks Larry and I are not on any street drugs. 1225 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040 No, not at all. 1226 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:58,480 I hate to fucking pull the fucking mushrooms and some alcohol, but we don't do street drugs 1227 00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,480 no more. 1228 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,480 So, next... 1229 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:05,040 Okay, but at the same time, that guy's living the greatest life he's ever gonna live, man. 1230 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,040 Yeah, for a fucking junkie. 1231 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,040 Did he have a wife beat around? 1232 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,040 Yeah, he did. 1233 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,040 Aw, man. 1234 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,040 He had a wife beat around. 1235 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,040 I'm so envious of this guy. 1236 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,040 He had sweatpants and a wife beat around. 1237 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,040 Jesus Christ, dude. 1238 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,040 This is my property, motherfucker. 1239 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,040 Come and give me. 1240 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,040 You wanna talk about amendments? 1241 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,040 I can do whatever I want in this. 1242 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,040 Where was he a thousand foot from a school zone? 1243 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040 He was right there. 1244 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,040 And the kids were coming out of school. 1245 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040 Dental murky waters. 1246 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,040 And it showed the little girl holding her hand over her eye like when she was walking 1247 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,040 by, she didn't wanna look at him. 1248 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,040 Like, she was holding some other person, obviously. 1249 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,040 Like a parent or somebody like? 1250 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,040 No, I don't think it was a parent. 1251 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040 I just think it was... 1252 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,040 Got chiled even more. 1253 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,040 I think it was just an activist guy, you know. 1254 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Oh. 1255 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,040 Pushing on the internet. 1256 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,040 Well, they have those scapes, those safe school zones. 1257 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,040 You've seen the guy walking around with the tattooed neck, right? 1258 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,040 And he goes up to people and he's like... 1259 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040 Man, that's very fucking vague, Larry. 1260 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,040 Well, no, he's like a Hispanic guy. 1261 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,040 I see the guy that's like... 1262 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,040 And the next gang member, he's real cool and he goes up to guys... 1263 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,040 I don't know what you're talking about. 1264 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,040 Well, he goes up to guys on the street in San Francisco that are shooting up by the school 1265 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:07,040 and it's like, hey, dude, what the fuck are you doing, man? 1266 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,040 Yeah, you should start beating their asses, man. 1267 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,040 There's fucking kids here. 1268 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,040 What are you doing? 1269 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,040 That's what fucking used to happen. 1270 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,040 You know what they do? 1271 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,040 They get the fuck out of my shit. 1272 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040 They shut them the fuck off and they keep fucking shooting up. 1273 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,040 Yeah, because they have rights. 1274 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,040 They don't fucking care. 1275 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,040 No, and there's a whole gang of them. 1276 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,040 And now this fucking... 1277 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,040 You know what we need? 1278 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,040 This poor guy's probably gonna get sued next time. 1279 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,040 You know what Disney has? 1280 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,040 Disney has gangs. 1281 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,040 Disney has gangs? 1282 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:29,040 Yes, people that are actually fucking... 1283 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,040 Like they wear club patches and shit like that. 1284 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,040 Man, I didn't even think I was gonna bring this up. 1285 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,040 The Mickey Mouse Club Gang? 1286 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:40,040 No, shit like that, dude, and they're fucking very brutal to each other. 1287 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,040 But I forgot how I got on this. 1288 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,040 Oh, yeah, the people shooting up in the street. 1289 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,040 Listen, my fucking kid goes to school here. 1290 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,040 There's a fucking deal. 1291 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,040 I'm gonna beat your ass every fucking day until you get the fuck out of here. 1292 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,040 And I'm gonna get four more dads on the block to back me up. 1293 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,040 And then you know what's gonna happen. 1294 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,040 We're gonna get the fuck out of here. 1295 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,040 Right. 1296 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:05,040 I mean, obviously now, like you said, you gotta watch out about the law. 1297 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,040 But you have children here. 1298 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,040 Yeah. 1299 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,040 This is what these kids are seeing every day, a guy should know. 1300 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,720 But you know what one good thing about it is though, is these people are so fucked up 1301 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,040 that the kids won't do drugs. 1302 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,040 They'll say, I remember when I was a little kid and I saw these assholes all fucked up. 1303 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,040 I'm not gonna, you know, hopefully that'll deter them. 1304 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,040 Yeah, hopefully. 1305 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,040 You know. 1306 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,040 Yeah. 1307 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,200 But I mean, you got some, I mean, that fucking guy, I mean, listen, man, you want to get 1308 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,040 high in your front yard? 1309 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,040 Dude, shine on you crazy diamond. 1310 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 Let me tell you. 1311 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,040 Out there in a wife peter by your school zone, that shit's not gonna fly for once. 1312 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,040 He wasn't in his front yard though. 1313 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,040 He was just sitting in a lawn chair in a pub. 1314 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040 Maybe he was high. 1315 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040 He was in the city. 1316 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,040 But he'd shoot up? 1317 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,040 Yeah. 1318 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,040 He was shooting dope right in front of the kids, man. 1319 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,040 Was it his house or was he just? 1320 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,040 No, it was like a park. 1321 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,040 He was part of his own lawn chair to the park? 1322 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,040 Yeah, or he found a lawn chair. 1323 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,040 He was sitting like in between the school and the business. 1324 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,040 Shout out to that guy, man. 1325 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,040 RIP to that guy, actually. 1326 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,040 He's probably died right now. 1327 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,040 But a man, dude, they have the balls to do that. 1328 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,040 It gives me anxiety to fucking think of that. 1329 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,040 Yeah, I wouldn't fucking do it. 1330 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,040 Like, oh my God. 1331 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:20,040 Like, listen, man, in my worst of my worst, I fucking passed out in a couple times and 1332 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,040 got revived in a couple spots. 1333 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040 Sure. 1334 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:28,040 I was on City Blacks, fucking Western and Grand once. 1335 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:32,040 But we were just talking about that, like with Amy Winehouse, man. 1336 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,040 She would leave the house fucked up, boy. 1337 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,040 Man. 1338 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,040 I can't imagine that. 1339 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,040 Like, I just want to be inside. 1340 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,040 And not only would she leave the house fucked up, but everybody knew she was. 1341 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,040 And then they'd take a picture of those fucking gatch on and shit, dude. 1342 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:53,040 Like, literally, there's pictures of her fucking very, very despondent. 1343 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,040 Well, we were watching all those movies for a while, you know, on the Internet of Amy 1344 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,040 Winehouse. 1345 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,040 About what? 1346 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,040 I was at least, and I saw movies of her smoking crack in the bathroom stall. 1347 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,040 Damn, you trying to get me wet, Larry? 1348 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:11,040 Yeah, she was a fox, man. 1349 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,040 Yeah, I mean, the best. 1350 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,040 She was a mess. 1351 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,040 That's what was cracking me. 1352 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,040 She was a mess, man, but she was a fucking great talent. 1353 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,040 A Courtney Love kind of guy. 1354 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,040 She was a great talent. 1355 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,040 Look at this guy. 1356 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,040 All right, here we go, Larry. 1357 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,040 He's spilling vodka out of his plastic bottle. 1358 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,040 Why do you keep breaking the fourth wall, Larry? 1359 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,040 Because I just like that you drink this cheaper shit. 1360 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,040 You have a card on my hand, and it burns. 1361 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,040 These are real man hands, Larry. 1362 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,040 I got cuts, too, bitch. 1363 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,040 Yeah. 1364 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040 Look. 1365 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,040 From cutting yourself. 1366 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,040 Remember, don't go across the street up and away, Larry. 1367 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,040 I'm gonna kill you. 1368 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,040 How about this, man? 1369 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,040 How about what, Larry? 1370 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,040 Go, go. 1371 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,040 No, keep on going. 1372 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,040 It's just, it's so crazy that the homeless can sue business owners. 1373 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,040 Yeah. 1374 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,040 For $10,000. 1375 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,040 That was terrible. 1376 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,040 I mean, where are they gonna cash that check? 1377 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,040 They gotta go to cash. 1378 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,040 Do they have IDs? 1379 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,040 Maybe. 1380 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,040 You know what I mean, like... 1381 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,040 I don't know. 1382 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,040 I don't know. 1383 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,040 I'm sure they got IDs. 1384 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,040 Yeah, not like a good street walker, though, eh? 1385 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,040 Yeah. 1386 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,040 How about this, man? 1387 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,040 How about what? 1388 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:21,040 I mean, he wants to fucking go green and make EV tanks, electric vehicles, tanks, and all 1389 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,040 the vehicles there. 1390 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,040 Oh, because that makes a lot of sense. 1391 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,040 Yeah. 1392 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,040 I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna even let you finish this story, Larry. 1393 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,040 No. 1394 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,040 I mean, this is hilarious. 1395 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:33,480 And they had the fucking, uh, Grandholm, the fucking Queen of Transportation saying 1396 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,040 how they're gonna do it, and then they had a general... 1397 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,040 He's like, are you retarded? 1398 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,040 Hard way, he's going, where are they gonna charge this fucking thing? 1399 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,040 Fucking... 1400 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,040 He goes, sometimes we spend like 20 seconds and put a little bit of fuel in there. 1401 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,040 Wait a second, wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you? 1402 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040 Okay. 1403 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,040 Just take it enough to go. 1404 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,040 I'm an electrician. 1405 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,040 Where are you gonna get power from? 1406 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,040 Exactly. 1407 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,040 You're gonna go on the battlefield? 1408 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,040 You're going to go on Syria and Iraq or anywhere else where there's no electrical grid. 1409 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,040 In the desert? 1410 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040 Yeah, you're in the fucking... 1411 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,040 Well, what they do is they can fly batteries in, and they can... 1412 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,040 You know what I mean? 1413 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:08,040 They just said that the general was on TV saying, that is fucking ridiculous, but they showed 1414 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,040 the... 1415 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:14,040 On the upside, on the upside, Panzer Chocolates shot at home. 1416 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,680 What do you call it? 1417 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,680 They would be silent. 1418 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,040 You wouldn't be able to hear the tanks. 1419 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,040 Yeah? 1420 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,040 The tank motor is very loud. 1421 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,040 Yeah, think about that. 1422 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,120 You can sneak in with the fucking... 1423 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,160 War is pretty fucking loud though, anyway. 1424 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,160 What is? 1425 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,160 War. 1426 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,160 Yeah, but when you're... 1427 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,200 The tank crew is usually the first people in. 1428 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,040 They clean the shit up. 1429 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:38,040 I mean, I might be speaking out of turn here, but I think that's how they did it. 1430 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,040 I mean, I've seen some more movies and shit. 1431 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,040 I mean, I know that's how they try to recreate. 1432 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,040 And not only that though, we did do that. 1433 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,040 Imagine Storm and the Beaches and Normandy. 1434 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,040 Oh my God. 1435 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,040 Have you ever seen... 1436 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,040 Those guys had balls of iron, man. 1437 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,040 They fucking, they would drop that hatch and bullets would rain upon them, man. 1438 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,040 In a fucking pan and fire. 1439 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,040 What is that? 1440 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,040 Saving Private Ryan? 1441 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,040 I didn't see it. 1442 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,040 Saving Private Ryan? 1443 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040 I didn't see that. 1444 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,040 You didn't see it? 1445 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,040 No. 1446 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,040 Oh, we gotta watch that, literally. 1447 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,040 It's so good, man. 1448 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,040 I see it. 1449 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,040 Literally, they pull up in the water. 1450 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,040 It would be those Saving Ryan's privates back in the 90s. 1451 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,040 Okay, well, was it about two gamers? 1452 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,040 I don't remember what it was. 1453 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,040 It had something like a gay porn. 1454 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,040 No, it wasn't gay. 1455 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,040 Yeah, okay. 1456 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,040 It wasn't a gay porn. 1457 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,040 Imagine, they were showing us a regular porn. 1458 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,040 These guys would jump in the water and they had so much gear on. 1459 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,040 It might have been so old they had fucking bushes even. 1460 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,040 Man, I like a good bush. 1461 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,040 Yeah. 1462 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,040 I do too. 1463 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,040 You know? 1464 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,040 Oh, but listen, these guys would jump in the water and they had so much gear on they 1465 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,040 would drown. 1466 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,040 Oh yeah. 1467 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,040 That's the other thing. 1468 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,960 My dad told me a couple guys when he was in the Marines back in the day, a couple guys 1469 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,360 drowned with all the gear on. 1470 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,480 Shout out Big Joe. 1471 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480 Just in training. 1472 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,480 Yeah. 1473 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:44,360 Just training, they fucking drowned. 1474 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,360 Couldn't fucking swim. 1475 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,880 And he said, you know, all these clothes on and fucking boots and fucking guns. 1476 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,880 Gear and guns, man. 1477 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,880 Fucking dude. 1478 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,240 Andy said a lot of guys. 1479 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,960 Shout out to the boys, man. 1480 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,960 Yeah. 1481 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,960 Those, that generation, man, them fucking guys fucking hard as nails, man. 1482 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,560 Andy said a lot of those guys would break their legs because the boat was going up and 1483 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,560 down so hard. 1484 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,800 You'd jump off of something and it would be coming out and you weren't ready for it. 1485 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,800 Yeah. 1486 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,800 I don't think you got to worry about breaking bones. 1487 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800 The bullets are the one thing that's going to get you, man. 1488 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,720 That's just one of the other things that would fuck them up. 1489 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,720 Another thing you don't think about. 1490 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,240 Death or glory, baby. 1491 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240 Death or glory. 1492 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,240 Okay. 1493 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240 Next. 1494 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:26,960 I mean, if you want to talk about Will Thomas. 1495 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960 Who? 1496 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,960 Leah Thomas. 1497 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,960 Who's that? 1498 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,560 The guy that's cheating at the women's swimming. 1499 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,160 Oh, you're going to bring this old story up? 1500 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,240 No, I just want to say one last thing about it because it was funny because- 1501 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240 Wait a second. 1502 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,240 Wait a second. 1503 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,240 You just said it. 1504 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,920 You have to respect it with its pronouns, Larry. 1505 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,080 The story. 1506 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,160 Him, her, her, she, they, them, I think. 1507 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:56,480 He was fucking mansplaining to what feminism was to the women. 1508 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,480 He was mansplaining. 1509 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,880 I'm mansplaining when you open your legs though on a subway. 1510 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,000 No, that ain't mansplaining. 1511 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000 No. 1512 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,560 Mansplaining is when you explain something to a fucking woman. 1513 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,560 Anyways- 1514 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,560 Wait, wait, wait. 1515 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,560 That's very vague. 1516 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,560 Explain what? 1517 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,560 You know, like- 1518 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,560 But this guy's explaining what it's like to be a woman. 1519 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,520 That's just something that the woke says. 1520 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:21,160 Like an activist, you know, or somebody would say he was mansplaining like, you know, if 1521 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,680 it was a feminist saying that or something. 1522 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,080 That's one of the things that they say. 1523 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,680 Jesus Christ, these people are grasping at straws that you can't even have anymore because 1524 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,680 of the goddamn turtle. 1525 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,000 I just think it's funny. 1526 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,560 I just think the whole thing's funny and I want to bring up one more fucking thing. 1527 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560 What's that like? 1528 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,560 This guy sucks royally. 1529 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560 Who? 1530 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,600 As a fucking swimmer, he was ranked- 1531 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,600 Oh, the- 1532 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,760 462 in the men's league for three years as a man. 1533 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,120 And then in a fucking senior year, switched over to- 1534 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,120 Decided to be a fucking- 1535 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,120 Fucking girl. 1536 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,120 And he's ranked number one. 1537 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,120 And- 1538 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,680 And he still has his cocking balls. 1539 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,680 He's not even really a girl. 1540 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,560 I told you about that weightlifter. 1541 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,560 You gotta cut that shit off and have a period. 1542 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,400 A period before I fucking- 1543 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,680 So I think this was in Canada. 1544 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,360 Shout out, Canada. 1545 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:13,800 That this fucking transgender person went to the women's weightlifting. 1546 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,800 Yeah, you said this. 1547 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,800 Like championship, yeah. 1548 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,320 Did we already talk about this? 1549 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,320 Yeah. 1550 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,320 Now, I saw another one, though. 1551 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,320 Okay. 1552 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:25,920 They were playing volleyball and this fucking guy, who supposedly was a woman now, blasted 1553 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:30,400 a fucking spike so hard in his- 1554 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,640 Yeah, with the violin, yeah, they busted her nose. 1555 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,640 Fucked her up, man. 1556 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,640 She got caught in the chops with that one. 1557 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,640 She gave her concussion and everything. 1558 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640 And there's video. 1559 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,640 I saw another one, though. 1560 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,640 But there's video, which is hilarious. 1561 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,280 Like she's fucking blasted. 1562 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,920 She's a little cutie-potootie, too. 1563 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:51,360 And another thing, I saw one where it was- 1564 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,920 They're getting aggressive and it was a basketball thing. 1565 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,960 It was maybe just a high school and this kid fucked this girl up, you know, throwing 1566 00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,960 an elbow. 1567 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,960 What? 1568 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,400 And actually fucking knocked her the fuck out playing basketball. 1569 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400 Two women? 1570 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,320 Well, it was a boy who said he was a woman. 1571 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,320 Oh, transgender. 1572 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,320 Yeah. 1573 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,320 You can just come out and say that, Larry. 1574 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,320 I mean, Jesus Christ. 1575 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320 I said that. 1576 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,320 You've already- 1577 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,320 I said that. 1578 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,920 You've already showed your affinity towards the trans community. 1579 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,720 I love transgender. 1580 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,320 I just don't think they should fucking- 1581 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,320 Lip it. 1582 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,320 I don't think- 1583 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,480 I just don't think boys should play fucking sports against girls. 1584 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480 That's all. 1585 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,480 Well, I mean, listen. 1586 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,760 It's cheating. 1587 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,760 It's all about chromosomes, right? 1588 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,920 I mean, we're really going to talk about this stupid shit. 1589 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,920 No, man, that's it. 1590 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,920 I just- 1591 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,920 I just wanted to say about it. 1592 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,560 Dude, listen, man, I'm just a normal fucking blue collar dude. 1593 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,240 I really don't give a fuck. 1594 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,240 Normal blue collar transgender dude. 1595 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,960 You know, I just want my kid to fucking have good schooling and I don't want to have to 1596 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,000 worry about him getting shot up at school. 1597 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Right. 1598 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 That's it. 1599 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,840 Well, I bust my ass off every day, man. 1600 00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,800 And we should have- listen, the fucking pursuit of happiness is down the drain. 1601 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,800 I know. 1602 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,440 And that's a big fucking part of the fucking United States, man. 1603 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,760 I mean, life and liberty, those are two things that- 1604 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,080 You gotta pursue that. 1605 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,080 Those are two things that you fucking- that's why you own a pistol. 1606 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080 Life and liberty. 1607 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,080 Right. 1608 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,080 I want to keep my life. 1609 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,080 I want to keep my liberty. 1610 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,600 I want a gun. 1611 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,600 Right? 1612 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,600 Yeah. 1613 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,840 That's it, baby. 1614 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,840 I mean, you can't fucking- you got to be able to protect yourself. 1615 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,200 We should get a sponsorship from like- 1616 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,200 Smith & Wesson. 1617 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,400 Scouts just thinking that exact fucking brand. 1618 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,400 That would be hilarious. 1619 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,400 The Larian Needle Show sponsored by Smith & Wesson. 1620 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:40,600 And then we'd have to do like a promo read on some 38 that they have. 1621 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,600 Yeah. 1622 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,880 It's a ladies 38. 1623 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,880 Yeah. 1624 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,880 Larry loves it. 1625 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:45,880 That's right. 1626 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880 My prison purse. 1627 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,880 Prison wallet. 1628 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,880 Prison purse is good too. 1629 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,880 I like that. 1630 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,160 That's when you definitely know that you got your pockets out when they're walking. 1631 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,840 You got Kool-Aid on your lips, Larry. 1632 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,160 They like the cherry flavors, you know what I mean? 1633 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,200 Did you ever see that video when they talk about tossing salad? 1634 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,200 No. 1635 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,200 You know what that is? 1636 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,200 I know what tossing salad is. 1637 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,640 What's tossing salad, Larry? 1638 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,200 When you're getting your ass eaten now. 1639 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,200 By another man. 1640 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,200 Yeah. 1641 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,200 In jail. 1642 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,200 Yeah, while you're beating off. 1643 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,200 Oh, I don't know about that. 1644 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,200 I mean- 1645 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,200 That's what I thought. 1646 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,040 I thought you had to be jacking off too. 1647 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,360 Yeah, I mean that's definitely, that's the epitome of tossing salad. 1648 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,160 That's getting your salad tossed. 1649 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,720 But they would use like jam or honey. 1650 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,280 I thought you had to be in the toilet too. 1651 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,280 That's a blumkin. 1652 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,880 That might be the title up. 1653 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:44,800 Up for the title. 1654 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,320 But they would use like jam. 1655 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,440 Every time me and my wife were out to dinner and they mentioned the toss salad, we look 1656 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,040 at each other and just laugh. 1657 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,040 It was like every time I drive- 1658 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,720 I'm sure the waitress is thinking the same thing, right? 1659 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,320 Yeah, it's just funny to say. 1660 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,080 Actually, she probably doesn't know what it means. 1661 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,080 Oh yeah. 1662 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,320 The majority of people don't know what that means. 1663 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,320 It's like every time I drive- 1664 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,320 All of my little life friends know what it means. 1665 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,440 Every time I see like an ATM, I always think I ask the mouse. 1666 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,440 Me too. 1667 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:16,560 Larry, that's from the dirtbag level. 1668 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,560 This is the age that we've grown up. 1669 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,560 Especially when it's blinking ATF. 1670 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,560 I'm like, damn. 1671 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:28,560 I'm like, that is one hell of a massage parlor. 1672 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:34,560 I got to give me a membership. 1673 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,560 Do they have membership? 1674 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,560 You can frequent flyers, frequent hormone. 1675 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,560 You're a punch car. 1676 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,560 Yeah, man. 1677 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,520 You got to carry that in your wallet. 1678 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,520 It's a no-no Larry in the world of underworld sex stuff. 1679 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,520 Can't carry a punch card with you. 1680 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,520 Unless it was said Subway. 1681 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,520 It's only for the most hardcore. 1682 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:54,520 If it said Subway. 1683 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,520 Yeah, some kind of hidden brand. 1684 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,520 Yeah, Brown's Chicken. 1685 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,520 That's it. 1686 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,520 Something would be- 1687 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,520 Chicken is better than Subway. 1688 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,520 But something that's completely funny. 1689 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,520 You got a Jewish guy and then it's like- 1690 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,520 I don't know what the Jews, they can't mix it into the- 1691 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,520 Blacks and bagels. 1692 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,520 A black guy from like Soul Food. 1693 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,520 More jelly. 1694 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,520 Jeanine Solfoo. 1695 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,520 Shaquanda Solfoo. 1696 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,520 Yeah. 1697 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,520 They all got the different cards, but they know what it means. 1698 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,520 There's a little fucking logo hidden on there. 1699 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520 You ever been to a Rubin Tug? 1700 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,520 No. 1701 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,520 Fucking weird, man. 1702 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,520 I've been to a Rubin Tug. 1703 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,520 Never. 1704 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,520 Never? 1705 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,520 No, but I fucked for Ossetudes that I didn't get charged. 1706 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,520 All right, we might have to train whistle that out. 1707 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,520 I didn't get charged for you though. 1708 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,520 I never had to pay, man. 1709 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,520 Huh? 1710 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,520 I never had to pay. 1711 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,520 Yeah, that you paid with your VD that you got. 1712 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,520 That's how they stun you later. 1713 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,520 They're like, you're a good lay now, but two weeks from now, let me tell you. 1714 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,520 You're going to be literally foaming at the tip. 1715 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,520 You need a kind of sillin' shot and rabies shots. 1716 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,520 Like 12 in your gut and one in your sack. 1717 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,520 Oh, man. 1718 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,520 But, okay, maybe you shouldn't be divulging this much information, 1719 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,520 but I'll let you keep going if you want. 1720 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,520 No, that's it. 1721 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,520 That's it. 1722 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,520 Oh, that's all it was. 1723 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,520 You just rawdogging prostitutes. 1724 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,520 Well, you know, it was before AIDS and shit. 1725 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520 How old was this? 1726 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,520 It was a while ago, man. 1727 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,520 Yeah, when did AIDS, when did... 1728 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,520 Oh, man. 1729 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,520 Yeah, but you're not that old. 1730 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,520 When did AIDS really come around? 1731 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,520 When AIDS came out, I was fucking scared out of my mind, 1732 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,520 because I was in the band and I'd fucking, I'm banging all these different chicks 1733 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,520 all the time and I was like, oh my God, oh my God. 1734 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,520 So you think you would just bring condoms? 1735 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,520 Yeah, but that was... 1736 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,520 Man, did you hear that? 1737 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,520 My mind damages already. 1738 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,520 That hesitant pause. 1739 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,520 It went on for, yeah. 1740 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,520 I think I blew your brain out. 1741 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,520 It was literally your eyes rolled back in your head there. 1742 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,520 It was mind blowing. 1743 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,520 You're like, oh my God, it's that easy. 1744 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,520 I mean, the Greeks were doing it. 1745 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,520 Well, here's the thing, man. 1746 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,520 It was like, oh shit, what if I already have it? 1747 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,520 It was a big scare. 1748 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,520 So you're just gonna spread it? 1749 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520 Yeah, and then you didn't know. 1750 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520 Yeah, you're just gonna spread it. 1751 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,520 A lot of times, haven't you ever been fucking and you're done? 1752 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,520 You're patient zero. 1753 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,520 You know, and you pull your dick out and the only thing left on the condom 1754 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,520 is the ring around your dick and it's shredded. 1755 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,520 That happens all the time, man. 1756 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520 And fucking, you're like, oh fuck. 1757 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,520 And the girl's like, what's wrong? 1758 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,520 And you're like, nothing, honey. 1759 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,520 And you're trying to fish rubber out of her pussy and shit. 1760 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,520 You know. 1761 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,520 I had to go. 1762 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,520 You know what it's like. 1763 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,520 You want to hear a story? 1764 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,520 Sure. 1765 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,520 Okay, so I was having sex with this girl that I met. 1766 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,520 We had a condom on. 1767 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,520 And next thing you know, there was no more condom. 1768 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,520 Couldn't fish it out. 1769 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,520 Had to go to the hospital. 1770 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,520 Oh my God. 1771 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,520 I mean, this is a true story. 1772 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,520 And they had to use, I was literally in the room with her 1773 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,520 and they fished out the rubber from up inside her. 1774 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,520 Huge forceps, man. 1775 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,520 And then I made a joke that I want those as roach clips 1776 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,520 and the guy did not appreciate it. 1777 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,520 They were a little huge Larry. 1778 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,520 I mean, they just, if, dude, bigger than the baby grabbers upstairs. 1779 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,520 Dude, I would have, the baby grabbers, they were bigger than the baby grabbers. 1780 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,520 Oh my God. 1781 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,520 These were OG baby grabbers. 1782 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,520 Dude, these things, let me tell you. 1783 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,520 I could add a feather to it. 1784 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,520 And I would hang it from my rear view. 1785 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,520 Like the old school ones at the carny we talked about. 1786 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,520 Dude, all that thing was missing was like a peacock feather. 1787 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,520 I knew it was one of the greatest roach clips ever. 1788 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,520 They were fucking, 1789 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,520 shout out to her, choose a trooper, huh? 1790 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,520 Shout out to Slutty McGee. 1791 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,520 How'd you guess her name? 1792 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,520 You're son of a bitch Larry. 1793 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,520 That's not funny. 1794 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,520 Now she's going to contact me. 1795 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,520 Shout out to her two kids. 1796 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,520 Thanks for liking it in the bot. 1797 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,520 Slutty. 1798 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,520 That's a jam. 1799 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,520 I saw a good meme today. 1800 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,520 My buddy Chris sent me. 1801 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,520 For the grave? 1802 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,520 No, not from the grave. 1803 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,520 It said, if Taylor Swift. 1804 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,520 If Taylor Swift is my girlfriend, 1805 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,520 her next album would be about doing cocaine and butt fucking. 1806 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,520 Man, she's not that kind of girl. 1807 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,520 You gotta drug her to get what you want. 1808 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,520 I said if she was my girlfriend. 1809 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,520 Yeah. 1810 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,520 I don't know man. 1811 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,520 It was a fucking meme dude. 1812 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,520 I know, why are you still looking at memes? 1813 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,520 What? 1814 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,520 How old are you ass clown? 1815 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,520 I'm an old man, that's what we do. 1816 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,520 Yeah, dude, fuck yeah. 1817 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,520 What do you do? 1818 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,520 I know, you look at the pictures, 1819 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,520 but you don't know what the memes say. 1820 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,520 I know you can't read, but... 1821 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,520 Why wouldn't that burn or not? 1822 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,520 I mean that was just so bad, 1823 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,520 that I'm just going to let you fucking simmer on that one, Larry. 1824 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,520 Whatever. 1825 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,520 Let's just be quiet for the next minute. 1826 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520 Let's have a moment of silence. 1827 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,520 No, he's just spilling stuff. 1828 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,520 Dude, spill man. 1829 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,520 It's the lid still on there dude. 1830 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,520 It's alright dude. 1831 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,520 Oh shit, Larry lost the feed. 1832 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,520 The feed. 1833 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,520 Alright, so it's probably a good time then right? 1834 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,520 Yeah, I guess we can man. 1835 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,520 It's 57.30. 1836 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,520 Oh, like, follow, subscribe. 1837 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,520 Like you always said, we're not on drugs, 1838 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,520 we're not trying to rob you, just send us your address, 1839 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,520 we'll send you a t-shirt. 1840 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,520 The Larry and Needles show at yahoo.com. 1841 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,520 You can email us if you want. 1842 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,520 And I also want to give a shout out to Matt. 1843 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,520 And if you don't want to eat an ass. 1844 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,520 If you don't want to eat an ass. 1845 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,520 Alright, I want to give a shout out to Matt. 1846 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,520 I also want salad today. 1847 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,520 And toss a salad baby. 1848 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,520 Have a tossed salad, go to your local place 1849 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,520 and ask for a tossed salad. 1850 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,520 Put your ass cheeks out when you order. 1851 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,520 Like Ace Ventura. 1852 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,520 Can I have a tossed salad? 1853 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,520 I want to give a shout out to Matthew, Russ, 1854 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,520 and also a new listener, Tiffany Woodcock. 1855 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520 Thanks for listening honey. 1856 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,520 Hey, did you get her permission to say her name? 1857 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,520 No. 1858 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,520 Ah, Larry, we're going to get sued. 1859 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,520 For the last episode of Larry Needles show. 1860 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,520 So, hopefully, 1861 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,520 because Larry made another bad decision. 1862 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,520 Bad business decisions. 1863 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,520 Ah, man, it's okay. 1864 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,520 That's alright. I don't know if she wants to be 1865 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,520 associated with this show. 1866 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,520 She does. 1867 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,520 Shout out Matt. 1868 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,520 Shout out Russ. 1869 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,520 Shout out Woodcock. 1870 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,520 I like Woodcock better. 1871 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,520 That's what we're going to call her. 1872 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,520 And our followers, thanks for fucking 1873 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,520 following us, man. 1874 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,520 Subscribers, listeners. 1875 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,520 Tell everybody about us. 1876 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,520 Tell your mom. 1877 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,520 Tell your mom not to listen. 1878 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,520 Tell your mom not to listen. 1879 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,520 Send them care of needles. 1880 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,520 Yeah, man. 1881 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,520 I would love that. 1882 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,520 Peace. 1883 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,520 I'm Needles. 1884 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:17,520 Larry Needles.