1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,520 alright here we are at the Larry and Needle show I'm Larry I'm Needle and we 3 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:31,760 want to say welcome and weirdest thing you know we just started recording this 4 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,960 podcast a minute ago we got about 10 minutes into it and I realized it didn't 5 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:42,080 look right to me and we did two bad mics in the room yeah yeah needles and the 6 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,340 microphone that he was using it was making some kind of weird noise all 7 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:50,320 right that's fine though let's get past this and move on yeah so now we are yeah 8 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:57,960 man how about Tucker Carlson getting fired man well that's that a good thing 9 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,800 or a bad thing I don't know maybe it's a good thing the guy had the highest 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:06,760 ratings right he certainly did he had 3.5 million viewers and that's proven 11 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,720 which is 10 times more than CNN okay well I mean and that's a fuck that's a 12 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,720 day we all know how left-wing Larry feels so let's let him keep on rambling 13 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:22,840 and then they're saying that he might go back to CNN rumor has it well did he 14 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,080 but he didn't bite the hand that fed him obviously he badmouthed them all the time 15 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,680 he badmouthed CNN oh yeah that's one of his main thing you've been fired from a job right 16 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,800 yeah oh god yeah every we all know you're a sugar baby and you don't have every 17 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:40,400 job I've ever had I've been fired your court your current employer is a 18 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:47,480 scooter mechanic or your current title right I think scooters and I change 19 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:55,440 guitar strings and shit and I don't know his name was scooter so do you think I 20 00:01:55,440 --> 00:02:00,680 mean listen people need a voice we don't have a voice anymore right no I mean the 21 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,960 first amendment is bullshit now can you really say anything and get away with it 22 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:09,480 not really everybody you know people get banned on Twitter the government comes 23 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,560 to your house if you stay say stuff online everybody ways their words because 24 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,720 they're afraid to say something in front of people or get fired or fucking a fan 25 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,360 somebody not at all you know many people have been fired a lot of people do 26 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:27,240 though they you know they hold it in them yeah they fucking reword things or 27 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,560 they don't say quite what they mean you know or they go along with something they 28 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,400 don't even believe at all they just fucking agree with some bullshit that they 29 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,640 know is not true we're all lemmings Larry not all of us but most do you mean 30 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:44,040 oh cuz I mean you're so such an extremist fuck yourself you rode your 31 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:50,600 scooter doing 45 today yeah fuck you without a helmet a fucking word through 32 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:57,840 boys yeah Robert Kennedy Jr. said that Tucker got fired because he mentioned 33 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:02,440 who is this who's this Robert Kennedy Jr. what is his name he's Bobby Kennedy's 34 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:08,120 son the one they got killed in California by Sir Hans Sir Hans oh really in 35 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,760 the kitchen yeah this is his son this is his son how old is he though he's 36 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:18,440 pretty old man I mean I mean younger he's he's got a little older than me okay 37 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:22,960 and your oldest fuck so yeah man he's older as fuck he's probably in his 60s 38 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:29,240 man that's a smart fucking guy I'll tell you is he yeah very smart is he blue or 39 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:35,560 red he's he's a dem he's a Democrat I mean I don't I don't know any more 40 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,760 anything further than that I just know that his views are kind of cool he's 41 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,080 kind of what it was views he's a common sense type of motherfucker what are his 42 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,680 views though you have no examples no but what oh his what his views are about 43 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:54,080 Tucker getting fired was that okay he said back to this because he was saying 44 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:59,640 that the TV networks were pushing a deadly vaccine an ineffective vaccine 45 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:07,400 are you vexed no I am not am I and you know it was to please their farmers 46 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:12,800 pharma advertisers and it's all about cash and it also showed how greedy 47 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:19,120 pharmacy companies control TV and news people were pushing the jab that they 48 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,960 knew was lethal and worthless as well and he thinks that's one of the reasons 49 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:30,000 that you think her got fired there's a whole thing about um on vex sperm yeah 50 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,040 you're ready to go jack off somewhere for me Larry this sounds like an invitation 51 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:40,720 anyway you gotta be more specific than that are you ready to go to a place where 52 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:45,880 do you get the money I don't know man I mean we can look into this because 53 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,320 shit I could do that I mean I mean I'm a job I could fucking do you get it as a 54 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,960 side gig I mean they're gonna look at you and be like God that's all right here's 55 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,840 your $10 gift card to Arby's 56 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:07,920 shit all right Mary's fucking thinking no is that this is my lawyer right yeah 57 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,720 you're here thinks that he got fired for uncovering the bio labs in Ukraine and 58 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:17,760 how about what saying stuff about how about the bio labs in Sudan sorry to 59 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,480 interrupt you Larry how about the people are still stuck in Sudan like I was 60 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,360 saying there's just they're trying to get them out but they're having a hard 61 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,520 time I mean they got some heavy action going on man let me tell you this is 62 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,880 prime mercenary time yeah you go to Ukraine you can go to Sudan yeah if you 63 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:38,000 know what you were doing you could cash in as a mercenary now and it's just 64 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:44,760 money you want to hear something so I know a little bit about this story okay 65 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:49,520 do you know what necklace scene is no pro necklace I know what that is all 66 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:58,280 right calm down ZZ top fucking up so neckless scene is when somebody that 67 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:02,440 does not like you ties you to a pole uh-huh then they put gasoline on you 68 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:07,080 holy fuck and then they put rubber tires around your body oh my god and then 69 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:12,680 they put more gasoline on you and then they set you ablaze oh my god what do 70 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,920 you think that feels like burning rubber man alive so you're burning inside 71 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,880 the tires and then the rubbers is gonna melt maybe I don't know what the fucking 72 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,880 boiling point of tires it's horrible man that's fucking horrible shit and you 73 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,960 know what it just happened yesterday this girl told me to wait like 13 people 74 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:35,720 and Haiti oh fuck so these gangsters got arrested by the police mm-hmm and a 75 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:41,720 vigilante mob that were civilians took these 13 people and necklace all of them 76 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:48,640 the and a huge crowd gathered to watch hundreds of people wow because remember 77 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:53,400 what happened in Haiti that guy got murdered the dude that was the fucking 78 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:59,120 um do you remember that no well I'm totally I don't know if he's called the 79 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:05,320 president but uh he got murdered and then they found out that it was a bunch of 80 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:10,360 like military guys that murdered him this is it's crazy you can watch a video 81 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,640 of okay I think I did hear something about this so much shit my my fucking I 82 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,800 only had one topic that one thing to go on we're all over the place the mushrooms 83 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,600 in the reefer 84 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:34,360 yes here's some shit you don't see on TV I what I mean in GGL and I read this out 85 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:39,800 of a fucking September 19 2022 inquirer that I saw laying around the base when I 86 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:49,040 was cleaning okay okay in 2021 220 employees left Biden during that year 87 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,680 left Joe Biden's you know where would you get this info from a national 88 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:58,280 inquirer man come on Larry you can have a more reputable you give a more 89 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:05,920 reputable source yeah everything in the inquirer is fucking true that's the 90 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,120 truth man there's man what are you a spokesperson you getting money from them 91 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:15,040 Larry no this is bullshit I want to cut 40% of White House workers quit in a 92 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,360 12-month period that's what you just said no that was a different I know I'm 93 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,560 talking about these were people that actually worked at the white okay and 94 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,600 do they say why just cuz of because of his furious I know his dog bit of 95 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,640 people well I don't think that's where they could know they did this is dog 96 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:34,080 I know I know they just send that fucker they just send that fucker to the farm 97 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,960 the dog go daddy he's at a farm honey don't listen to this enjoying life now so 98 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:44,520 I was reading this article which this is spectacular if this is true okay so 99 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:51,560 hunter Biden is being just trying to be forced by his child baby mom on to go to 100 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,840 court but he's in the White House really fucking stop he's in the White House 101 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:03,560 and they can't serve him yeah what a slick fucking jag off isn't that great yeah 102 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:08,000 imagine just what if the cock do imagine he's got all the money in the world open 103 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,160 Lincoln's bedroom yeah smoking rocks and we're Clinton 104 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:19,160 Monica Lewinsky smoking rocks were sucked cocks were I can't think of a rhyme 105 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,400 but you know what I'm saying I know exactly I get the gist of it 106 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:28,240 you'll catch up did you ever see her though the wind no Lewinsky yeah 107 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:33,720 everybody's seen her now who did you ever see the yeah yeah yeah that's 108 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:38,320 fucking good-looking man her face is pretty she's got a huge hog and his dad 109 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,600 was a senator right wasn't he a senator or was he a congressman he was the 110 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,840 fucking vice president I don't know I don't pay attention to you didn't know 111 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:51,000 that Joe Biden was the fucking vice president did I just tell you that my 112 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,240 god I'm being dead serious I ain't lying Larry's men are a senator before that 113 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,400 but he was the vice president for eight years so Hunter Biden's been just doing 114 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:04,480 whatever he wants under the guise of the last fucking six years under the 115 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:09,120 protection of the secret last probably fucking fucking whole fucking life that 116 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:14,280 is godlike status he'll burn in hell though don't worry yeah but on this 117 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,280 earth he doesn't care he's he wants to indulge in his no on this earth it's all 118 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,960 good baby even though he does some weird things I heard with nieces and nephews and 119 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:27,840 foot stuff and yeah he fucking has sex with his whoa allegedly and you know 120 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:34,440 Jesus Larry well they got a lot of pictures man they do they got on the 121 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,760 computer on the fucking that story's funny too I mean that's the thing when I 122 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:43,000 was smoking fucking coke the last thing I wanted was fucking pictures of my 123 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:49,120 fucking be looking you know habs on a laptop or fucking but he was taking the 124 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:53,680 picture I know who does that you got him you know that you're not scared 125 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,760 does it that's the thing you're like who does that and you're like the vice the 126 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:02,000 president son does that and he is completely protected it's fucking 127 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,960 man that is so imagine you're like secret services outside the door we 128 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:11,120 already talked about that but imagine being like hey Jerry Jimmy let's go in 129 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,880 the car I gotta go run down the street cuz Washington DC outside the Capitol the 130 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:20,200 fucking hood oh yeah who would man imagine go with the security detail of 131 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:27,160 Secret Service to go by rocks whoa that's a Rick flair shit 132 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:35,520 but it's hilarious so that this guy's fucking covered by law yeah yeah I mean 133 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,040 there's always stipulations and shit like that but now he's but isn't funny so 134 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:44,880 the guy bangs his what his brother's wife after he died which is the one that 135 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:51,640 big Joe light or I shouldn't say that I'm more scratch that from Joe oh like 136 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,320 and yeah and no I wouldn't want to say his last name but oh the big guy I'm 137 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,760 all I didn't that said big Joe and anyone confuse it with the great like with 138 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:06,200 the greatest big Joe ever right so the real big Joe but this guy got Biden by 139 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:14,000 brains and years so I mean his son was fucking what do you call it oh what time 140 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:20,560 is it Larry no that was just what time is it though oh I don't know it's 419 141 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:28,640 it's my alarm you're such a little kid if you remind yourself to smoke no that's 142 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:34,760 how big of a stoner you that's where the cat food yeah sure Larry okay it happens 143 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:43,880 to be at 419 yeah no fucking liar how would you know I'm smoking a joint my god 144 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:49,120 you're making our it our listeners sound like imbeciles now how about this 145 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:53,000 shit man what shit is that Larry oh wait a minute I talk about did I talk I 146 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:59,480 talked about the the mess guy yet no no man okay cool keep going okay Bill Mer 147 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,840 Bill Matt Maher you know they got oh my god he said three different bills you 148 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,480 know Bill Maher the fuck I know Bill Maher yeah I know Bill Maher he said on 149 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:14,400 Saturday or Sunday or Saturday in New York City yeah one third of all shop 150 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:22,040 living is done by 327 people in a city of son of a bitch Larry is that fucking 151 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,760 crazy you know you're son of a bitch people you're bringing this back up and 152 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:31,400 this is something you didn't fucking agree with me yeah and my numbers that I 153 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:36,120 said before I said six thousand wait a second can I can't do something this is 154 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:46,480 Larry's grudge corner so needles I was music should I make we're gonna use 155 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:59,880 violence violence violence that's my cousin from Italy violence all right 156 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:06,280 what's up now there my leg breaking cousin from Italy yeah and so that's 157 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:12,360 just it's just mind-boggling that 327 people are doing one third of the shop 158 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,200 lifting in a city with eight million fucking people I don't think these 159 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,400 statistics are right this is what they've been saying over and over I don't 160 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,280 know who they is either Adams and the fucking chief of their first all Mayor 161 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:28,200 Adam says he runs the town with swag but here's the no no no you're gonna 162 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:33,000 really is saying this and he's blaming it on the prosecutor this Alvin Bragg guy 163 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 yeah who's going after Trump did you see about in Chicago what they did to the 164 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,880 people the all the union people no COVID they're paying them back they are 165 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,440 Chicago is why should have wrote this down and they have to give them like 166 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:50,560 seven percent interest in all the money that is a crude good for them yeah those 167 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,320 fucking cock sucker dude they fired of them got rid of them yeah it's crazy 168 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,520 okay keep going all right so let me just let me do my mess story which I think is 169 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,160 hilarious yeah I mean I just can't believe that they fucking they're 170 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,000 actually giving them money back yeah it's not I'll show you the article which is 171 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,760 so stupid of me because I should have already and I apologize to my our 172 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:15,840 listeners no but all right so then you know where Riverside is course where's 173 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:22,080 that at Riverside that's where share used to live California oh oh sorry my bad 174 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:29,560 Larry sorry that is funny that they're used to me in Chicago you have a car 175 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,400 didn't they have a carnival out there or something like that I don't know okay 176 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:40,800 well so there was a bad drug deal that goes down uh-huh in Arizona oh wait 177 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:45,880 second Riverside sorry Arizona Riverside California it's way inland it's a 178 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:52,280 fucking desolate fucking Meyer of tweak tweak zip twig yeah it's inland it's way 179 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:59,560 inland okay so tweakers how many pounds do you think that you would bring to a 180 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:06,040 fake buy of meth oh shit pounds why would you even need pounds I don't know 181 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:11,200 Larry I'm just asking you I bring I bring honestly don't think about it just 182 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,840 say shit I wouldn't even bring a pound I'd bring a quarter pound okay so the 183 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,680 mood if this guy wants more say okay you've given them samples you've hooked 184 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:27,640 them up with ounces okay how many pounds ah two pounds all right so the cops in 185 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:38,040 a bad bust give this drug dealer 60 pounds of my god holy fuck what do you 186 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:44,280 think the estimated value is on street man that's gotta be in the millions I'm 187 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:49,960 asking you Larry million I'm asking you we're million four million yeah the 188 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:55,760 Riverside police said that 60 pounds of methamphetamine was worth between 150 189 00:16:55,760 --> 00:17:02,840 thousand and 210 thousand dollars that seems cheap but yeah it's man I'm not a 190 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,640 mess dealer I don't know man I have no idea I never dealt with Matt I mean that 191 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:12,120 seems very cheap man but the math there six and break it down it's like and is 192 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:17,400 it like Walter White fucking math good shit tops no I don't do math you know 193 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:27,240 I mean like anymore I don't put at the same time it's like so they brought 60 194 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,840 pounds okay so here's the sheriff's office quote I'm gonna read it verbatim 195 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:38,520 okay the driver drove away and they were unable to catch him that's her 196 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:43,080 statement that's verbatim I mean I'm a book I even put quotes around that I 197 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:51,520 able to catch him yeah cuz he drove away so I mean come on really why cuz they 198 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,240 weren't allowed to chase him or something yeah because he was driving too 199 00:17:54,240 --> 00:18:03,000 fast I mean you could oh my god that's like can you never I always heard you 200 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,760 can always you can never beat a radio you know right you ever heard that 201 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:12,480 before worse yeah so technically that is true but these fucking guys I mean the 202 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,000 sheriff I actually got a 60 pounds of meth they were they busted from another 203 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,760 guy it was in the evidence locker that's where it came from isn't that great 204 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,280 they're planning on bringing that shit right yeah this fucking guy got meth for 205 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:32,160 nothing man all he had to do was drive fast away from the sheriff 206 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,840 holy it's like smoky in the band it they gotta know who he is though right no 207 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:42,720 they said they were unable to identify him nice which is okay I mean well you 208 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,720 know now this poor fucking I mean now although I don't condone fucking meth 209 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,760 they were selling meth and I hope he doesn't sell to little kids which he 210 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:54,760 probably will but this is good for the fucking underdog once in a while should 211 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,600 always do you so long as he didn't fucking had to blow anyone's brains out 212 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:03,560 or nothing and that's a thing there was not a shot was fired yeah that's fucking 213 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,360 wonderful I got a couple more stats for you okay 214 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:12,280 I'm gonna joint got my weight hmm how many fucking pounds of meth you think 215 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,800 has been seized this year at the borders 216 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:22,820 United States to Mexico and Canada in oh god fuck man it's got to be in the 217 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:31,960 tons poundage I have no idea a hundred thousand pounds close 75 75 very good 218 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:41,600 Larry I like that yeah so that's a lot man yeah but the how they produce it it 219 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:47,120 cost them nickels I know no it's like they throw fucking they'll you know 220 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,520 there's 15 lanes at the border they'll throw three guys in they're gonna get 221 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,520 busted and get the other fucking right you know I forgot my math right there 222 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:59,720 but cuz reading the other guy through that's how they do it they did another 223 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:05,680 fucking patsy sure like we always talk about fucking RIP Jack Ruby and Oswald 224 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:11,600 yeah yeah Mary Adams was saying that the migrants are ruining New York City 225 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:18,440 oh I mean you really need a mayor to say that and there's only 45,000 of them 226 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,760 there what the migrants yeah that's what I'm gonna go against in numbers again 227 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:27,320 8 million people live in the city of New York and there's 45,000 people and 228 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:32,680 they're really putting strain on the city of New York really yeah how about 229 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:40,520 this they're turning away people at the border unless they are LGBTQ intersection 230 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:48,640 LGBTQ plus intersexual limited English language and Larry you are limited 231 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:54,000 English tonight language you're a foreigner shave you deported limited 232 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,200 English important Larry you can't discriminate against himself you have 233 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:03,640 limited English come on in other than that though turning everyone else away so 234 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,400 pretty much if you don't fit in that category one of those categories listen 235 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:12,200 man I don't fucking see this I really listen man when I lived in Mexico I used 236 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:17,880 to cross the border every fucking day for two years man okay to get into San 237 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,760 Diego and it's an I don't understand how this is happening I really don't 238 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,640 because these guys are more interested in drugs and other shit coming into the 239 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,760 country they don't give a fuck about these people like that this is just 240 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:36,040 propaganda to get you fired up Larry no there's a lot of trafficking going on 241 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,600 with the fucking show now you're changing your tune no I'm not a traffic 242 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:44,000 border motherfucker yeah you've never seen the videos of them scaling the walls 243 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,800 or cars or cotton they pull a truck up with the welder and they just caught a 244 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:55,320 hole in the fence yeah listen life finds a way I understand people are resourceful 245 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,840 if no matter what race you are what power I understand that man I didn't 246 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:07,240 fucking crawl from under rock I'm just saying that the fucking man I'm saying 247 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,400 you know don't say hey come on in there's a fucking app you can get for 248 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:17,680 your phone to make it quicker for you to come over and get in here fast Larry I 249 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:23,160 don't know that the White House put out Biden put out I want to see this though 250 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,920 this is you can't just be bringing stuff up and I'm not you could look it up we 251 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,000 should download it for what yeah because you need to get into this country you 252 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:37,680 fucking gibberish mouth motherfucker can't even speak the language dude I'm 253 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,760 fucked up right now oh that's good to know why do you have to fucking tell 254 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:47,640 everybody Larry no reason to just say that on the microphone that's all right 255 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,640 though so I can't speak properly that's all right I understand that we took the 256 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:59,840 mushrooms and there is feeling the facts but okay so serial killers all right 257 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:04,680 what do you think about them oh they're wonderful yeah just wonderful and how 258 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,760 how so I don't know you asked me what I thought about well yeah but now you have 259 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,960 to elaborate on that no I don't like them that much I think they're fucking 260 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,440 scary why is everybody so intrigued with them I don't know I get in the mindset 261 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:21,200 of a serial killer yeah it's pretty fucked up I guess I mean we listen to a 262 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:27,840 shout out little stinkers yeah that's my favorite right now um but so they found 263 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:38,200 an eighth body in Lake in Austin in a lake okay Austin Texas Austin Texas okay 264 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,640 these are all men in their early 30s but they won't say that they're men that 265 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,920 they're finding all men I see isn't that weird yeah it's very weird you know 266 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,800 and especially now with girls huh usually it's girl well if it was if it was 267 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:57,680 young girls and stuff like that it would be fucking fast-tracked you know I mean 268 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,920 like you know they found eight girls around little girls around this lake and 269 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:07,000 shit like that yeah you're right right yeah fast track yeah I mean there would 270 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,840 be some sort of urgency probably the FBI would step in because there's no 271 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:19,080 mention in this article the FBI stepping in but so weird yes so they can't 272 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:24,640 there's nothing the fucking cops are saying that there's no correlation 273 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:30,640 between cases so they found eight bodies they found them in different parts of the 274 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:36,640 same area yes but they've been within this certain area isn't that crazy huh 275 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,840 and about Chicago too remember we talked about the guys like 276 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:46,440 Michigan river yeah Chicago River and stuff yeah all right so how many 277 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:53,360 serial killers do you think were in the United States as of 2020 on record oh my 278 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:59,600 god 200 no I'm just saying every single serial killer from from the beginning 279 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,960 from the beginning they tallied from the beginning of time to when they started 280 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:13,400 taking numbers to fucking when they to 2020 1200 3613 holy fuck man they're 281 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,640 only 176 in England in that times man 282 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:23,880 that crazy wow England's a lot smaller though yeah well but the United States is 283 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,640 a fucking lot of six fucks and it peaked between 1970 and 1990 hmm now 284 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:35,240 well think about that why well you got Ted Bundy Domino but why in 1990 285 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:41,760 ah gee I don't know I can't think of why you can Larry you're a huge proponent 286 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:51,920 against it you don't like it it's in its everyday life cameras oh people started 287 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,480 getting more and more cameras now they could track them but that's why this is 288 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:03,760 weird in Austin that they can't find this guy eight bodies know nothing you would 289 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,400 think they would see him somewhere or they could ping his phone from a cell 290 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,880 tower yeah to where it is but that's kind of weird I don't bring my phone with 291 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:16,120 me when I go out I leave it at home it's like the old days I don't wait a 292 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,920 second whoa whoa whoa slow down why don't you bring your phone with you you 293 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:27,960 don't want to be found you doing out there Larry not yeah for burgers yeah 294 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:36,800 the laugh of a guilty man there's the other one no because I just I don't want 295 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:44,000 them tracking me I'm tracking us right now I know around the internet I know I 296 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,200 know what can I tell you what can you do not take your phone with you I think 297 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:55,960 it's for that it's like the old days when I'm not home we can't call me I 298 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:01,440 mean you can't but I won't answer cuz I'm not home it doesn't make sense it's 299 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,880 like fucking 1980 what's like 1980 you can call me but I'm not gonna that's 300 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:28,160 time you had a job you fucking hilarious so fucking funny man what's that 301 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,520 you're just so funny you know your jokes and shit I don't I'm not a comedian at 302 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,000 all I just love ripping on you that's the best man and if it makes me laugh 303 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,400 that's all that matters that's all that matters yeah it's all that matters I 304 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,240 mean I know that you got you want to walk his dudes all day you fucking get 305 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,640 always tell a crazy person that makes himself laugh I have the best 306 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,800 conversations with my you're the one right now in your scooter all day I 307 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:01,200 wonder what's going on in your head by the way man shout out to Russ shout out 308 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:07,640 to Matthew and we got what 11 fucking followers all right yeah shout out to you guys 309 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:14,600 you guys are fucking great and if you want a t-shirt or something you could 310 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:20,640 you know email us at you could see our email link probably at the bottom of your 311 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:25,520 uh here's no what are you talking about now if you look on Apple it'll come up 312 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:31,440 didn't it right yes it will come up yes it will come up yeah it comes up 313 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,360 literally the lady and you know she has to do like com subscribe like us and 314 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:43,280 subscribe tell your friends yeah I mean we're not going anywhere right no man 315 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:48,920 the mushrooms kick in dude send your wife's underwear man that's a lot of 316 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:53,200 work now they have to put it in a package and they have to put a stamp on it I 317 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,520 mean what kind of container would they put put in a plastic bag first let's 318 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,780 start with that shipping the clear plastic bags so the mailman knows what 319 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:06,200 we're getting I don't think they make plastic envelopes that's a good idea 320 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:11,640 Larry you know you can wait from pipe bombs and stuff yeah plastic envelopes 321 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,760 by Larry like a jail fucking boombox or TV you know they make out a clear 322 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,960 plastic oh yeah you can't well you already can't take the parts out and 323 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,880 fucking shank a dude they're putting your hand but they don't want you you know 324 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,000 so you can't hide contraband in the TV well but they're outside the cell no 325 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,480 they're not no not those TVs oh you're a lifer and yeah they give you you earn a 326 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:40,840 TV or a CD player or sugar boy in prison when you went yeah and then that shit is 327 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:54,080 fucking clear you know all the sweet for Larry fucking moron he's always 328 00:29:54,080 --> 00:30:01,520 thinking we're gay whatever man I love you Larry just funny to tell you you're 329 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:07,960 gay I love you too I just want to say fuck you 330 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:14,840 back man our portal listeners that's alright sometimes we're prepared 331 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:20,880 sometimes emotion prepare mm-hmm but tell you it man I got this shit fucking so 332 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,080 hooked up I got it so I could work the computer from sitting on a fucking 333 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:31,480 couch from across the room oh wow Larry it's pretty dope man it really is but 334 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,680 and I could see if something's going wrong which before there's always some 335 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,120 going wrong there's always something going wrong and so now I know if there's a 336 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,520 technical difficulty so we shouldn't have any more snafus from here on out 337 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:51,680 this is probably episode 26 I think and so yeah you know shit's gonna be fucking 338 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:57,440 really professional from now on maybe I just from a man who's on mushrooms and 339 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,440 just fucked up the first feed now Larry didn't fucking up we had a bad mic 340 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:11,960 mm-hmm like I said before we had two bad mics needles and the mic huh you and 341 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,800 the microphone were bad too bad Mike I'm in the same room oh we're listening to 342 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,760 Beastie Boys before yeah I played the drums along with the beastie 343 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,840 fucking Paul's boutique which is a great album yeah it's still fucking great 344 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,520 yeah but I had that sampling that they got away with yeah they just rip Marvin 345 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:36,160 Gay off right from the fucking games fucking no the Beatles were the also 346 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:41,560 fucking the other one that's really heavily ripped off is is the Eagles for 347 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:49,320 the High Plains Drifter and then the other one is Curtis Mayfield do do 348 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,760 do do push your man yeah fucking they just ripped the shit out of that I 349 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,640 wonder how much they had to pay we should have looked that up cuz I knew we 350 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,520 were gonna talk about they got they went and did everything without paying a dime 351 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,600 at first they just sampled the fuck out of like I think it was probably the last 352 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:10,460 album almost the last album that like that was ever done on but I think 353 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:14,440 produced it 50 different fucking people came at him with lawsuit who produced 354 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,800 that was it that was a big room was it Rick Rubin I mean that is gotta be I 355 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,400 mean no no no no that wasn't Rick Rubin who's that that wasn't Rick Rubin that 356 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:29,480 was the Dust Brothers the Dust Brothers who are they that's a shit you know the 357 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,400 chemical brothers they can't make a little later oh man yeah you know the 358 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:43,240 chemical brothers right if I always fucking was pissed off that they took 359 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,360 that name I was like damn that should have been my fucking well you guys got 360 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,160 the Menendez brothers though I mean is that did someone take that already 361 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,880 is there a famous Menendez brothers out there I've never heard of them maybe 362 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,560 you and Nick can do that fucking you and no shirt Nick that can be your group 363 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,560 band okay 364 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,200 flying Menendez what's that the flying Menendez well I mean I think that's 365 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,960 probably already been taken I mean that's got to be a circus somewhere right 366 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:18,480 the flying will end us um what do you call it what do you call it motherfucker I 367 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:23,760 don't know you tell me you're the one asking no it's just looking something up 368 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:29,080 about Paul's boutique I got this dope years at Mike some Matt Dyke's apartment 369 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:37,880 and recorded in Los Angeles see but I want two years in an apartment huh yeah 370 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:47,080 um I wish you would show all the shit that was sample off of it because there's 371 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,640 so much it's such a great album and the fucking extensive and everybody fucking 372 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,480 tried you know everybody's to white boys talk about the Beastie boys corner so 373 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:03,240 buckle up here's what happened I think they they were not charged the amount of 374 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,880 money that they could have been because they played dumb or something and come 375 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,840 on Rick Rubio whoever they couldn't they you know from then on out they made it a 376 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,040 law where you had to notify the people who you were sampling from well you have 377 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,960 money for the first yeah basically well no they okay and then if it goes 378 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,560 somewhere they're gonna fucking want money that's usually how that works you 379 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,520 know well somebody's got to get like I did a single it was a cover song 380 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,160 Larry oh gee everyday people it's out there and Spotify and all that bullshit 381 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:45,080 and basically I just had to pay a fee and then I guess sliced on gets fucking 382 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,200 ten dollars or whatever sliced on got word that you're sampling his shit yeah 383 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,040 and then they okay it really if it fucking makes money then then they want 384 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,120 the money but if it doesn't make money they don't give a fuck they're just 385 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,800 happy you're doing it usually unless sometimes sometimes the artist the 386 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,720 writers are assholes and they don't want anybody doing their stuff you know there 387 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:11,840 are people that say fuck you you can't cover my son but usually they don't 388 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,520 fucking care we're gonna go to fucking down by the public bar down the street 389 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,760 and fucking tell the cover band is that playing no no they mean it's for 390 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,960 recordings no I understand that but I'm just saying if somebody wants to cover 391 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,720 your shit although when we're jamming like sometimes we'll play live on one 392 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:35,880 of these pot shows you know the band care to catch my band and if we play a 393 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:40,120 cover song and it's too close to the real thing we'll get fucking cut off 394 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,160 they'll cut you off a YouTube yes they'll cut us off with no warning we came up 395 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:49,320 with our shit yeah yeah totally we don't sample all our shit 396 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:56,680 so Larry OG yeah yeah they're going out row song do the intro very much fucking 397 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:04,680 ukulele a theremin a slide guitar and I mean well it's for that sounds like 398 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:09,160 about it a keyboard maybe yeah two Larry's horn for a minute he likes it 399 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:13,520 like you and then the other one was just bass and piano are you want to kiss 400 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:21,720 now or what yeah now with their fucking child's bike on it smells I just look 401 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,000 it smells like weed and Stroze 402 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:32,560 Stroze is right haven't shaved that thing now it's getting bigger I like it my 403 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,400 wife my wife fucking hates it man imagine that the kids at Starbucks will 404 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:43,360 I hate cool mustache Larry cool must yeah and fucking I told him my wife 405 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:49,920 hates it yeah of course she does yeah cuz look at it well doesn't accentuate 406 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,000 anything it just makes you more like a look like a petto whatever I can't even 407 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,120 take walks around here because there's a school over there 408 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:06,360 walk up they go walk around the track they're calling the cops on you 409 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,080 oh that's alright though man you do you Larry just cruising around with that 410 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,480 stash on your scooter man let me tell you you're gonna be it's gonna be gay 411 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:23,560 boy somewhere for Larry you should wear a leather mask does that stash sticking 412 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:34,520 out yeah okay sounds great backwards two boys town that's your next album 413 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:41,240 I'm glad you're musing yourself I am I'm fucking thoroughly happy I love doing 414 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:47,320 this which is the problem you know it is a problem yeah it really is man so what 415 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,680 the fuck else man what do you mean what the fuck else so there's a lot of shit 416 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,600 to talk about life man life's just fucking man it's been kicking the shit out 417 00:37:54,600 --> 00:38:00,280 of me lately what happened well I don't want to get into logistics of things but 418 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:07,440 well give me some fucking vagueness some vagueness I shall how's that yeah it's 419 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,320 like you get the fuck up you go to work you do the same shit every day you know 420 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:17,200 what I mean like it's just what the fuck satisfies you well you know what else are 421 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,520 you gonna fucking do though oh my god I can list a fucking thousand things I'd 422 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:28,720 rather do than have to do the same shit every day yeah well it sucks it's not 423 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:34,280 easy man that's how most jobs are though man well so now I love my job I just 424 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,840 don't like to park be in getting up and going there and then afterwards yeah 425 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:45,040 the idle time is a devil's time yeah well so it's a good thing you have the 426 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,880 fucking place to go to otherwise it would be all dead no it's just fucking one 427 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,680 thing hits in another thing fucking exorcism right about now yeah you're 428 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,920 gonna give me one Larry that's my wieners 429 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:05,800 yeah I would hope not I wouldn't trust you do it no do we talk about that 430 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,880 thing wasn't she part of an extra didn't she give an exorcism I think she was 431 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:15,920 part of one no she gave an exorcism oh yeah even exorcism and shout out to Jay 432 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:22,400 I don't remember the story fully I forgot who was possessed and shit but it was 433 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:27,360 like some dude in the hallway yeah I think it was and then she put her he 434 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:33,000 didn't want it and she said yeah and I think she's forced it what is it I 435 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,480 don't know what's a like a force Satan out of him no I don't think she forced an 436 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:45,120 exorcism on it was a forced yeah the guy had a bad name for sex or system 437 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:54,640 whether or not he wanted to get rid of these demons no but she was just taking 438 00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:03,800 demons out of force that says she's on like 20 Bud lights taking fucking souls 439 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:10,800 she's gonna kick your fucking he's like a Vietnam 440 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:20,880 so in this new smaller studio I would like to get Jay back in here and get 441 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,160 her some headphones so she could hear everything you say because she will be 442 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,840 able to just get out we gotta put her in the big room because she's too close 443 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:36,200 I don't want her this close to proximity yeah long arms I want to see that you want 444 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,440 to see what I want to see who was whooped your ass so that's fine though yeah 445 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,040 well she I'll she could sit right next to me on this fucking couch how the 446 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:52,160 motion is later good yeah I'm feeling pretty good feeling pretty high I wish 447 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:58,120 you could I wish I could explain what the fucking podcast studios like this is 448 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:04,360 the most fucking crazy it's just all covered in the fucking imagined no it's 449 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:09,160 like all covered with it there's like some ukuleles and a fucking mandolin 450 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,920 and accordion and all this crazy shit like my slide guitar the mandolin the 451 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:20,760 ukulele two different ukes a tenor yourself the you got released that 452 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,120 was an eight or just you playing ukulele songs they call go you and then 453 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:31,080 behind you is a bunch of electric guitars my bass and shit and then there's 454 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,320 Casey Anthony and then we got my autograph shout out to the Queen yeah 455 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:42,200 autograph Casey Anthony by you you should sell that on eBay autograph Casey 456 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:47,920 how much money we can get for it I wonder you know yeah but I mean obviously 457 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,280 it's fraud but someone one of my friends saw it was like holy fuck you got Casey 458 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,320 Anthony's autograph and I was like yeah yeah I wish and they believed me and then 459 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,920 I had to say no man it's got a heart in the middle 460 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:10,000 love Casey it says big heart it's one of her sexier court pictures too yeah 461 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,080 did you just she she was spot out in public yeah yeah she got fat ass yeah 462 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:19,440 man yeah and why people bother her leave the bitch alone I know Disney World 463 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,520 the happiest place on earth people fucking think you know people think they 464 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,880 know what's going on and they want to think she killed her kid I don't either 465 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:32,000 I think she just went out partying and shit happened no I think the father did 466 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,800 it and allegedly allegedly the father no the grandfather her father yeah the 467 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:44,560 grand father the grand father the grandfather yeah yeah yeah when you say 468 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:50,800 father they might think of no no not the baby's dad yeah that's what I'm trying 469 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:55,360 to clarify that not that guy no they never they don't know who that guy is 470 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,800 well yeah they said I mean she's gonna worry I said it was Billy well she doesn't 471 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,920 have to go more in three different guys and all three of them died in car 472 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:11,720 crash yeah you know oh she would just look back in her childhood and say which 473 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,920 kids died in a car crash and name that motherfucker I mean yeah he died in a 474 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:22,240 car crash you can't ask him the irony of that and coincidence shall I say coincidence 475 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:31,600 right no that was a plan she didn't plan she didn't it wasn't a coincidence that 476 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,600 she picked guys that were fucking dead you don't think so no she did that on 477 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:42,440 purpose cuz she lies all the time yeah but I mean she's a fucking liar that's 478 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:49,560 one thing about the Larry Needle show you motherfuckers out there everything 479 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:56,480 we think it's true no you think it's true in my heart you saying nothing 480 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,920 that's a lie to you people out there so you know I love you yeah I'm not gonna 481 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,680 fucking lie to you yeah you just did fuck you how did I lie what the fuck did 482 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:12,120 I lie about you can't even think of it you know we were just talking about yeah 483 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:18,760 I do the only reason you remember this cuz you're thinking of her I am I 484 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:23,160 picture gun that she got fat ass man she was in Disney did do that's a happy 485 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,360 place on earth I know imagine not having your kid with you and that's where you 486 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:31,880 go oh my god I mean come on maybe she brought like a little groucho doll like I 487 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,480 have no she can bring her kid she didn't bring a puppet asshole no no she 488 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:45,560 didn't bring her puppet I apologize for that man standing online yeah we're 489 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:50,400 waiting to get in at Disneyland yeah I think they check into a whole Florida 490 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:57,300 California Florida California Florida okay she's a come on she's a 491 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,440 Florida girl no I know but she might have went to California to ditch the 492 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:07,680 fucking kid I don't know I can't no she doesn't have any kids she does not man 493 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,520 man I watch you didn't watch the fucking three-part fucking six hour whatever I 494 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:17,200 did but I forgot it well geez you don't remember that she doesn't have any kids 495 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:22,960 I think she's doing sexual favors for a lawyer I don't know she lived with that 496 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:29,000 old weirdo lucky him he said I think there was a weird thing going on too you 497 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,520 think yeah I mean why would you move Kate I mean well here's the thing they 498 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,560 believed her and they think that she didn't kill the baby and she had nowhere 499 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,760 to go and everyone turned their back on her including you think yeah including 500 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,880 the parents and so she fucking moved in the lawyers said we believe you and she 501 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,040 needed somewhere to live they let her fucking live with her nice you know with 502 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:57,880 the family what she got off that kids lawyer fees I think they did it pro bono 503 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:07,040 yeah come on yeah yeah I'm telling you Larry man there were so many good jokes 504 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,800 they were like fucking family they said Casey Anthony's like my daughter he said 505 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:18,840 mm-hmm yeah that's never thought she'd be like my fucking I don't know yeah you 506 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,080 don't know because look at the I wish I could you could see the smile on Larry 507 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:28,120 straight no literally smiling year-to-year before he even got a word out 508 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:46,240 because he was gonna be real honest saving me buddy welcome Larry that's 509 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:53,760 right I'll take the hit from a kid fucking funny as shit but everyone on 510 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:58,880 that show also said that she was like the best fucking mom they ever saw out 511 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,320 of any of their friends that had kids and shit you know yeah but it doesn't look 512 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,360 good when you go get titties and you then you fucking grew up partying a 513 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:11,080 couple days after your kids been killed did she get titties and a couple days 514 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:17,040 after her kid was killed they think so I don't think so I don't know you got a 515 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:24,120 boob job I liked her before I like thick Casey no I like her I like her now too 516 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,600 but I'm saying and she didn't need to get the fake tits I would have still liked 517 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,640 her either way I'm down with you want to murder you want you want to accept 518 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:38,880 accessory to a crime no yeah I just don't use a accessory to murder he was 519 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:44,840 really that's what's me off and she's getting my age bracket yeah she's cute 520 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:50,120 but I mean Jesus Larry is this she'd look at you and oh my god she can't date 521 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:57,560 a pet oh thank you she was looking me like oh my god oh my god what 522 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,480 this guy's a pedophile 523 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:14,200 you know what happened the cops that are tailing her like we got one 524 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:29,440 out of the crab shack fuck man it's so fucking original oh I am so funny that I 525 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:39,880 make you laugh like oh that was so gay but you wasn't fucking asshole all right 526 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,880 you're brilliant no I'm not brilliant at all man I just do the reason we do this 527 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,480 is to make I me want to make you laugh tell me the reason we do it I'm telling 528 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:59,000 you that you're moron my god that's almost slander almost slander would be 529 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,760 like what you say about me what's that you're gay yeah yeah I mean we all know 530 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:09,000 that's the truth oh thank you that's fucking slander that is that's the 531 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,600 fucking it anywhere I'm just saying but I don't think you need to 532 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:18,720 print it for it to be slander no it's how you should say it yeah like if you 533 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,360 said that what you're talking about you said that in a crowd you never called 534 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:28,120 you gay over the internet or something that's what I'm gonna write on the 535 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:35,160 episode title Larry is gay that's slander or what is that what it's 536 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:43,360 written word oh slander slander's word I thought it's a fucking um oh boy 537 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:49,680 yeah well it's slander as you know it's definitely meant to be slander I mean 538 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:55,320 but it's not true my god can you really just make that's why it's slander 539 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,440 because it's not true that's why you know I don't think slander if you say 540 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:05,080 something about somebody that's true they can't say hey they're slandering my 541 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:13,040 name were you an Indian how you slander why you slander my name that's your 542 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,960 Indian name so I know slander names all about if it's true or not so you're 543 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,280 going to prison you're going to prison I thought I was going to hell first first 544 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,160 you go into prison then you're going to hell man how am I going to prison for 545 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:32,480 slander for you yeah even you laughed at that you'll totally get stoned and like 546 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,880 fall asleep and forget about the court man I'll be there I'll be I'll wait I'll 547 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,520 be fucking calling the judge the night before wait I'll talk to the judge in 548 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:45,320 the please call me no judge don't forget about the case tomorrow yeah don't 549 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:52,600 get to wake up please contact the judge I want you to do this many times just to 550 00:50:52,600 --> 00:51:00,520 remind her let's do like five or six Larry I need that in my corner this guy's 551 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:07,360 crazy comes in a weird a cummerbund look at that shirt Larry made a doctor's 552 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:12,760 jacket regular shirt it's just too big for me yeah 553 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,800 your son could use it as a smock and painting class yeah I'm not gonna give 554 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,840 that to my son to use as a smock and painting class Larry and needles show 555 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,840 proudly displayed on the pocket you make that for children yeah and on the back 556 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:34,480 it's got a larger Larry needles logo suitable for business attire and the 557 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,960 workplace going out going out with on your first date you want to go on a 558 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,760 fucking date looking slick like a motherfucker with a nice that's how you 559 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,560 talk to women Larry if you want to look beautiful 560 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,160 huh women want to wear that also yeah women might want this to you can't 561 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:58,720 object it's a 1970s era new in the package we have other ones 562 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:06,680 permanent press sears permanent press 65% cotton 35 you know this did you look 563 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:13,480 at the tag yeah I think you're lying dude I don't want to know dude you're 65% 564 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:21,800 poly says fucking sears you gotta take his glasses off the read it 565 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:31,320 her press 65 comb cotton 35% Duralon polyester never needs ironing ironing 566 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:38,360 sears row ironing company think came out of a bag oh shit yeah I was in like a 567 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,240 package you see how it's still got the phone got the presses in it and shit yeah 568 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:48,360 and then you totally filed it by putting a Larry and needles logo on it 569 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:53,760 your grandfather was here to sears fucking even exist anymore yeah I think 570 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,880 do that man I did all my shit from I don't think they do they might be gone 571 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:03,880 sears yeah doesn't really matter it doesn't but I'm just saying these are 572 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:08,360 truly vintage fucking high quality shirts yeah but you wore them so now 573 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:13,160 their fucking worth goes down oh the value goes up son no it doesn't 574 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,920 the lyric and sweating them for a week and not change it you know where that the 575 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,720 bed he's full of shit I'm as clean as could be I don't know about that see 576 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:27,720 somewhere is the size in this motherfucker no okay well you don't have to tell our 577 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:32,320 listeners about the size of the shirt well they want to they want it if they 578 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,960 want it let me tell you it makes it sound like real creeps asking for people 579 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:46,160 that are even a half neck 34 is the size shrinkage 1% on this fabric so it 580 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:51,360 will fit you for kind of like you yeah we have one percent in it shrinks down to 581 00:53:51,360 --> 00:54:00,360 1% yeah we got a thumb in a bush really not percentages work don't you know 582 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:06,840 fuck you Larry Jesus why you got my ass today fucking retod now you're Boston 583 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:13,360 all of a sudden Boston Larry fucking funny this one's gonna be a silly one 584 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:22,640 fucking silly you're fucking silly jackass fucking moron that just makes you 585 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:28,560 happy I'll let you say it all you want never can't stop giggling when it calls me 586 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:38,560 retarded 587 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:43,920 can't even like this joy that is so politically incorrect motherfucker what's 588 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,760 that's wrong with you saying that the our word tartared yeah you fucking retired 589 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:56,120 dolly I mean coming that was the worst setup ever what I wasn't kidding man we're 590 00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:00,440 gonna get canceled because I hope we get canceled let me get some press we're 591 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,880 gonna say you're gonna be a real silly one you're supposed to post it online if 592 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,120 you're gonna do something with a retarded person so we know ahead of time 593 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:14,800 you know you can't just fucking you know they want it in the description Larry 594 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:21,080 and a retard you can't write that why you can put like an ampersand and a dollar 595 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:26,360 sign and like a like a minus sign and you you could figure that out there you're 596 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:35,600 a smart guy how about this thing man I got I'm looking at the wall you know and 597 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:39,640 I got all this shit I got a nice picture of a cat Von D looking hot it's probably 598 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:45,520 about fucking 10 15 years old or more back when they used to make magazines and 599 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:56,080 fucking a proclamation proclaiming Ted Nugent month where in March in right 600 00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:01,880 there okay I see the proclamation yet and I guess you know in this township 601 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:06,560 yeah really yeah because of the music store and it was like it's like from 602 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:15,800 1984 or something like that says it's Ted Nugent month yeah does anybody celebrate it we 603 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:21,240 should celebrate it I know I might be March actually dude yeah I gotta read 604 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:25,200 that thing closely but I'm looking at it and I'm thinking about it and they were 605 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,720 throwing that thing out in the garbage at the music store I found that and I 606 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,720 picked it out of the garbage and the girl working behind the counter so I'm 607 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:36,760 just throwing this old junk out and I'm like this is a proclamation from there 608 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:43,160 saying that it's Ted Nugent day or come on it's not what it says yeah it really 609 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:48,520 is man what do you come to he came to the record store yeah it's yeah man he 610 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:52,480 would come there all the time he fucking he would come to the record store all 611 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:58,880 the guitar store yeah really yeah before he was really famous yeah and then 612 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:03,280 continuously after he was famous and that's why it was a big deal that's why 613 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:09,080 they made Ted Nugent day and he came here and you know coming to loincloth yeah 614 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:14,240 he came swinging in on a fucking line come on no that's a that's preposterous Larry 615 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:19,720 came in a car man I understand that I didn't say he came in swinging you said 616 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:25,440 that I said if he came in a loincloth yeah no he had regular clothes on him all 617 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,880 fucking love regular street love that poontang yeah when was it way dang sweet 618 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:36,400 poontang fuck yeah as another guy that one we were in fucking high school in 619 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:41,440 grade school with our fucking rock band that was a rock that was in the drug you 620 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:46,880 know yeah that was the only problem with Nugent hmm no I'm kidding that's cool 621 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:52,920 that he was in drugs you know what he he actually he knew my buddy Tom God God 622 00:57:52,920 --> 00:58:01,320 rested soul rest our resting piece Tom rat and he said the time they went out to 623 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:06,600 dinner one day him and owner of the music store and Ted Nugent like Pat Terry and 624 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:14,040 and Tom Ted Nugent told Tom he said yeah yeah he told rat he said you're the 625 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:21,440 exact kind of motherfucker that I can't stand your fucking piece of shit and he's 626 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:27,280 right Tom's a drunk and doing coke at the time and fucking indulged yeah which 627 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:32,080 wouldn't you do if you had Nugent called him an asshole to his face that's 628 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:37,080 awesome that's a pain fucking kick ass it is my best buddy you know I'll tell 629 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,760 you right now fucking rat didn't care to the next day no he actually that was 630 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,920 like bragging rights he was laughing his ass off about that he thought it was 631 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:51,880 great that Ted Nugent he said Ted Nugent fucking pussy he was like a rat 632 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:57,160 that's how we saw him yeah that's for that's for us he said fucking Ted Nugent 633 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:01,760 doesn't know how to party fucking pussy 634 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:11,720 they're redoing rat one time one time Bobby called up rat and say hey what's 635 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:17,560 going on and Tom's on the other side going who the fuck is this and fucking 636 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:24,720 Bobby's going who's this going back and irritating his voice so perfectly the 637 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:30,920 time was like what the fuck is going on you know and finally we had a fucking 638 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:39,000 telling cuz we were laughing too hard but yeah it was kind of asshole 639 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:48,400 you think but that is funny yeah it was fucking hilarious at the time fucking 640 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:53,120 mimicking his voice especially fucking steamboat he's going who the fuck is this 641 00:59:53,120 --> 01:00:00,920 we're going who's this who the fuck is this rust loves when I imitate Tom and 642 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,000 Tom's dead so we don't you know that's the it's the closest you're gonna get to 643 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:11,040 it Robert does a very good job to the like I say man yeah well but he was a 644 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:15,640 fucking diamond in the rough yeah he was a fucking he's a piece of America and 645 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:20,120 that's for fucking chopper up and down the street you work to the guitar shop 646 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:27,160 yeah fuck yeah he was the last of the 80s yeah that's what he was fuck yeah 647 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:32,120 all right well let's cut it off all right y'all thanks for tuning in to the 648 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:38,760 Larry and Needle show I'm Larry and I'm Needles until the next time this has been 649 01:00:38,760 --> 01:01:02,320 a special one peace