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alright here we are at the Larry and Needle show I'm Larry I'm Needle and we
want to say welcome and weirdest thing you know we just started recording this
podcast a minute ago we got about 10 minutes into it and I realized it didn't
look right to me and we did two bad mics in the room yeah yeah needles and the
microphone that he was using it was making some kind of weird noise all
right that's fine though let's get past this and move on yeah so now we are yeah
man how about Tucker Carlson getting fired man well that's that a good thing
or a bad thing I don't know maybe it's a good thing the guy had the highest
ratings right he certainly did he had 3.5 million viewers and that's proven
which is 10 times more than CNN okay well I mean and that's a fuck that's a
day we all know how left-wing Larry feels so let's let him keep on rambling
and then they're saying that he might go back to CNN rumor has it well did he
but he didn't bite the hand that fed him obviously he badmouthed them all the time
he badmouthed CNN oh yeah that's one of his main thing you've been fired from a job right
yeah oh god yeah every we all know you're a sugar baby and you don't have every
job I've ever had I've been fired your court your current employer is a
scooter mechanic or your current title right I think scooters and I change
guitar strings and shit and I don't know his name was scooter so do you think I
mean listen people need a voice we don't have a voice anymore right no I mean the
first amendment is bullshit now can you really say anything and get away with it
not really everybody you know people get banned on Twitter the government comes
to your house if you stay say stuff online everybody ways their words because
they're afraid to say something in front of people or get fired or fucking a fan
somebody not at all you know many people have been fired a lot of people do
though they you know they hold it in them yeah they fucking reword things or
they don't say quite what they mean you know or they go along with something they
don't even believe at all they just fucking agree with some bullshit that they
know is not true we're all lemmings Larry not all of us but most do you mean
oh cuz I mean you're so such an extremist fuck yourself you rode your
scooter doing 45 today yeah fuck you without a helmet a fucking word through
boys yeah Robert Kennedy Jr. said that Tucker got fired because he mentioned
who is this who's this Robert Kennedy Jr. what is his name he's Bobby Kennedy's
son the one they got killed in California by Sir Hans Sir Hans oh really in
the kitchen yeah this is his son this is his son how old is he though he's
pretty old man I mean I mean younger he's he's got a little older than me okay
and your oldest fuck so yeah man he's older as fuck he's probably in his 60s
man that's a smart fucking guy I'll tell you is he yeah very smart is he blue or
red he's he's a dem he's a Democrat I mean I don't I don't know any more
anything further than that I just know that his views are kind of cool he's
kind of what it was views he's a common sense type of motherfucker what are his
views though you have no examples no but what oh his what his views are about
Tucker getting fired was that okay he said back to this because he was saying
that the TV networks were pushing a deadly vaccine an ineffective vaccine
are you vexed no I am not am I and you know it was to please their farmers
pharma advertisers and it's all about cash and it also showed how greedy
pharmacy companies control TV and news people were pushing the jab that they
knew was lethal and worthless as well and he thinks that's one of the reasons
that you think her got fired there's a whole thing about um on vex sperm yeah
you're ready to go jack off somewhere for me Larry this sounds like an invitation
anyway you gotta be more specific than that are you ready to go to a place where
do you get the money I don't know man I mean we can look into this because
shit I could do that I mean I mean I'm a job I could fucking do you get it as a
side gig I mean they're gonna look at you and be like God that's all right here's
your $10 gift card to Arby's
shit all right Mary's fucking thinking no is that this is my lawyer right yeah
you're here thinks that he got fired for uncovering the bio labs in Ukraine and
how about what saying stuff about how about the bio labs in Sudan sorry to
interrupt you Larry how about the people are still stuck in Sudan like I was
saying there's just they're trying to get them out but they're having a hard
time I mean they got some heavy action going on man let me tell you this is
prime mercenary time yeah you go to Ukraine you can go to Sudan yeah if you
know what you were doing you could cash in as a mercenary now and it's just
money you want to hear something so I know a little bit about this story okay
do you know what necklace scene is no pro necklace I know what that is all
right calm down ZZ top fucking up so neckless scene is when somebody that
does not like you ties you to a pole uh-huh then they put gasoline on you
holy fuck and then they put rubber tires around your body oh my god and then
they put more gasoline on you and then they set you ablaze oh my god what do
you think that feels like burning rubber man alive so you're burning inside
the tires and then the rubbers is gonna melt maybe I don't know what the fucking
boiling point of tires it's horrible man that's fucking horrible shit and you
know what it just happened yesterday this girl told me to wait like 13 people
and Haiti oh fuck so these gangsters got arrested by the police mm-hmm and a
vigilante mob that were civilians took these 13 people and necklace all of them
the and a huge crowd gathered to watch hundreds of people wow because remember
what happened in Haiti that guy got murdered the dude that was the fucking
um do you remember that no well I'm totally I don't know if he's called the
president but uh he got murdered and then they found out that it was a bunch of
like military guys that murdered him this is it's crazy you can watch a video
of okay I think I did hear something about this so much shit my my fucking I
only had one topic that one thing to go on we're all over the place the mushrooms
in the reefer
yes here's some shit you don't see on TV I what I mean in GGL and I read this out
of a fucking September 19 2022 inquirer that I saw laying around the base when I
was cleaning okay okay in 2021 220 employees left Biden during that year
left Joe Biden's you know where would you get this info from a national
inquirer man come on Larry you can have a more reputable you give a more
reputable source yeah everything in the inquirer is fucking true that's the
truth man there's man what are you a spokesperson you getting money from them
Larry no this is bullshit I want to cut 40% of White House workers quit in a
12-month period that's what you just said no that was a different I know I'm
talking about these were people that actually worked at the white okay and
do they say why just cuz of because of his furious I know his dog bit of
people well I don't think that's where they could know they did this is dog
I know I know they just send that fucker they just send that fucker to the farm
the dog go daddy he's at a farm honey don't listen to this enjoying life now so
I was reading this article which this is spectacular if this is true okay so
hunter Biden is being just trying to be forced by his child baby mom on to go to
court but he's in the White House really fucking stop he's in the White House
and they can't serve him yeah what a slick fucking jag off isn't that great yeah
imagine just what if the cock do imagine he's got all the money in the world open
Lincoln's bedroom yeah smoking rocks and we're Clinton
Monica Lewinsky smoking rocks were sucked cocks were I can't think of a rhyme
but you know what I'm saying I know exactly I get the gist of it
you'll catch up did you ever see her though the wind no Lewinsky yeah
everybody's seen her now who did you ever see the yeah yeah yeah that's
fucking good-looking man her face is pretty she's got a huge hog and his dad
was a senator right wasn't he a senator or was he a congressman he was the
fucking vice president I don't know I don't pay attention to you didn't know
that Joe Biden was the fucking vice president did I just tell you that my
god I'm being dead serious I ain't lying Larry's men are a senator before that
but he was the vice president for eight years so Hunter Biden's been just doing
whatever he wants under the guise of the last fucking six years under the
protection of the secret last probably fucking fucking whole fucking life that
is godlike status he'll burn in hell though don't worry yeah but on this
earth he doesn't care he's he wants to indulge in his no on this earth it's all
good baby even though he does some weird things I heard with nieces and nephews and
foot stuff and yeah he fucking has sex with his whoa allegedly and you know
Jesus Larry well they got a lot of pictures man they do they got on the
computer on the fucking that story's funny too I mean that's the thing when I
was smoking fucking coke the last thing I wanted was fucking pictures of my
fucking be looking you know habs on a laptop or fucking but he was taking the
picture I know who does that you got him you know that you're not scared
does it that's the thing you're like who does that and you're like the vice the
president son does that and he is completely protected it's fucking
man that is so imagine you're like secret services outside the door we
already talked about that but imagine being like hey Jerry Jimmy let's go in
the car I gotta go run down the street cuz Washington DC outside the Capitol the
fucking hood oh yeah who would man imagine go with the security detail of
Secret Service to go by rocks whoa that's a Rick flair shit
but it's hilarious so that this guy's fucking covered by law yeah yeah I mean
there's always stipulations and shit like that but now he's but isn't funny so
the guy bangs his what his brother's wife after he died which is the one that
big Joe light or I shouldn't say that I'm more scratch that from Joe oh like
and yeah and no I wouldn't want to say his last name but oh the big guy I'm
all I didn't that said big Joe and anyone confuse it with the great like with
the greatest big Joe ever right so the real big Joe but this guy got Biden by
brains and years so I mean his son was fucking what do you call it oh what time
is it Larry no that was just what time is it though oh I don't know it's 419
it's my alarm you're such a little kid if you remind yourself to smoke no that's
how big of a stoner you that's where the cat food yeah sure Larry okay it happens
to be at 419 yeah no fucking liar how would you know I'm smoking a joint my god
you're making our it our listeners sound like imbeciles now how about this
shit man what shit is that Larry oh wait a minute I talk about did I talk I
talked about the the mess guy yet no no man okay cool keep going okay Bill Mer
Bill Matt Maher you know they got oh my god he said three different bills you
know Bill Maher the fuck I know Bill Maher yeah I know Bill Maher he said on
Saturday or Sunday or Saturday in New York City yeah one third of all shop
living is done by 327 people in a city of son of a bitch Larry is that fucking
crazy you know you're son of a bitch people you're bringing this back up and
this is something you didn't fucking agree with me yeah and my numbers that I
said before I said six thousand wait a second can I can't do something this is
Larry's grudge corner so needles I was music should I make we're gonna use
violence violence violence that's my cousin from Italy violence all right
what's up now there my leg breaking cousin from Italy yeah and so that's
just it's just mind-boggling that 327 people are doing one third of the shop
lifting in a city with eight million fucking people I don't think these
statistics are right this is what they've been saying over and over I don't
know who they is either Adams and the fucking chief of their first all Mayor
Adam says he runs the town with swag but here's the no no no you're gonna
really is saying this and he's blaming it on the prosecutor this Alvin Bragg guy
yeah who's going after Trump did you see about in Chicago what they did to the
people the all the union people no COVID they're paying them back they are
Chicago is why should have wrote this down and they have to give them like
seven percent interest in all the money that is a crude good for them yeah those
fucking cock sucker dude they fired of them got rid of them yeah it's crazy
okay keep going all right so let me just let me do my mess story which I think is
hilarious yeah I mean I just can't believe that they fucking they're
actually giving them money back yeah it's not I'll show you the article which is
so stupid of me because I should have already and I apologize to my our
listeners no but all right so then you know where Riverside is course where's
that at Riverside that's where share used to live California oh oh sorry my bad
Larry sorry that is funny that they're used to me in Chicago you have a car
didn't they have a carnival out there or something like that I don't know okay
well so there was a bad drug deal that goes down uh-huh in Arizona oh wait
second Riverside sorry Arizona Riverside California it's way inland it's a
fucking desolate fucking Meyer of tweak tweak zip twig yeah it's inland it's way
inland okay so tweakers how many pounds do you think that you would bring to a
fake buy of meth oh shit pounds why would you even need pounds I don't know
Larry I'm just asking you I bring I bring honestly don't think about it just
say shit I wouldn't even bring a pound I'd bring a quarter pound okay so the
mood if this guy wants more say okay you've given them samples you've hooked
them up with ounces okay how many pounds ah two pounds all right so the cops in
a bad bust give this drug dealer 60 pounds of my god holy fuck what do you
think the estimated value is on street man that's gotta be in the millions I'm
asking you Larry million I'm asking you we're million four million yeah the
Riverside police said that 60 pounds of methamphetamine was worth between 150
thousand and 210 thousand dollars that seems cheap but yeah it's man I'm not a
mess dealer I don't know man I have no idea I never dealt with Matt I mean that
seems very cheap man but the math there six and break it down it's like and is
it like Walter White fucking math good shit tops no I don't do math you know
I mean like anymore I don't put at the same time it's like so they brought 60
pounds okay so here's the sheriff's office quote I'm gonna read it verbatim
okay the driver drove away and they were unable to catch him that's her
statement that's verbatim I mean I'm a book I even put quotes around that I
able to catch him yeah cuz he drove away so I mean come on really why cuz they
weren't allowed to chase him or something yeah because he was driving too
fast I mean you could oh my god that's like can you never I always heard you
can always you can never beat a radio you know right you ever heard that
before worse yeah so technically that is true but these fucking guys I mean the
sheriff I actually got a 60 pounds of meth they were they busted from another
guy it was in the evidence locker that's where it came from isn't that great
they're planning on bringing that shit right yeah this fucking guy got meth for
nothing man all he had to do was drive fast away from the sheriff
holy it's like smoky in the band it they gotta know who he is though right no
they said they were unable to identify him nice which is okay I mean well you
know now this poor fucking I mean now although I don't condone fucking meth
they were selling meth and I hope he doesn't sell to little kids which he
probably will but this is good for the fucking underdog once in a while should
always do you so long as he didn't fucking had to blow anyone's brains out
or nothing and that's a thing there was not a shot was fired yeah that's fucking
wonderful I got a couple more stats for you okay
I'm gonna joint got my weight hmm how many fucking pounds of meth you think
has been seized this year at the borders
United States to Mexico and Canada in oh god fuck man it's got to be in the
tons poundage I have no idea a hundred thousand pounds close 75 75 very good
Larry I like that yeah so that's a lot man yeah but the how they produce it it
cost them nickels I know no it's like they throw fucking they'll you know
there's 15 lanes at the border they'll throw three guys in they're gonna get
busted and get the other fucking right you know I forgot my math right there
but cuz reading the other guy through that's how they do it they did another
fucking patsy sure like we always talk about fucking RIP Jack Ruby and Oswald
yeah yeah Mary Adams was saying that the migrants are ruining New York City
oh I mean you really need a mayor to say that and there's only 45,000 of them
there what the migrants yeah that's what I'm gonna go against in numbers again
8 million people live in the city of New York and there's 45,000 people and
they're really putting strain on the city of New York really yeah how about
this they're turning away people at the border unless they are LGBTQ intersection
LGBTQ plus intersexual limited English language and Larry you are limited
English tonight language you're a foreigner shave you deported limited
English important Larry you can't discriminate against himself you have
limited English come on in other than that though turning everyone else away so
pretty much if you don't fit in that category one of those categories listen
man I don't fucking see this I really listen man when I lived in Mexico I used
to cross the border every fucking day for two years man okay to get into San
Diego and it's an I don't understand how this is happening I really don't
because these guys are more interested in drugs and other shit coming into the
country they don't give a fuck about these people like that this is just
propaganda to get you fired up Larry no there's a lot of trafficking going on
with the fucking show now you're changing your tune no I'm not a traffic
border motherfucker yeah you've never seen the videos of them scaling the walls
or cars or cotton they pull a truck up with the welder and they just caught a
hole in the fence yeah listen life finds a way I understand people are resourceful
if no matter what race you are what power I understand that man I didn't
fucking crawl from under rock I'm just saying that the fucking man I'm saying
you know don't say hey come on in there's a fucking app you can get for
your phone to make it quicker for you to come over and get in here fast Larry I
don't know that the White House put out Biden put out I want to see this though
this is you can't just be bringing stuff up and I'm not you could look it up we
should download it for what yeah because you need to get into this country you
fucking gibberish mouth motherfucker can't even speak the language dude I'm
fucked up right now oh that's good to know why do you have to fucking tell
everybody Larry no reason to just say that on the microphone that's all right
though so I can't speak properly that's all right I understand that we took the
mushrooms and there is feeling the facts but okay so serial killers all right
what do you think about them oh they're wonderful yeah just wonderful and how
how so I don't know you asked me what I thought about well yeah but now you have
to elaborate on that no I don't like them that much I think they're fucking
scary why is everybody so intrigued with them I don't know I get in the mindset
of a serial killer yeah it's pretty fucked up I guess I mean we listen to a
shout out little stinkers yeah that's my favorite right now um but so they found
an eighth body in Lake in Austin in a lake okay Austin Texas Austin Texas okay
these are all men in their early 30s but they won't say that they're men that
they're finding all men I see isn't that weird yeah it's very weird you know
and especially now with girls huh usually it's girl well if it was if it was
young girls and stuff like that it would be fucking fast-tracked you know I mean
like you know they found eight girls around little girls around this lake and
shit like that yeah you're right right yeah fast track yeah I mean there would
be some sort of urgency probably the FBI would step in because there's no
mention in this article the FBI stepping in but so weird yes so they can't
there's nothing the fucking cops are saying that there's no correlation
between cases so they found eight bodies they found them in different parts of the
same area yes but they've been within this certain area isn't that crazy huh
and about Chicago too remember we talked about the guys like
Michigan river yeah Chicago River and stuff yeah all right so how many
serial killers do you think were in the United States as of 2020 on record oh my
god 200 no I'm just saying every single serial killer from from the beginning
from the beginning they tallied from the beginning of time to when they started
taking numbers to fucking when they to 2020 1200 3613 holy fuck man they're
only 176 in England in that times man
that crazy wow England's a lot smaller though yeah well but the United States is
a fucking lot of six fucks and it peaked between 1970 and 1990 hmm now
well think about that why well you got Ted Bundy Domino but why in 1990
ah gee I don't know I can't think of why you can Larry you're a huge proponent
against it you don't like it it's in its everyday life cameras oh people started
getting more and more cameras now they could track them but that's why this is
weird in Austin that they can't find this guy eight bodies know nothing you would
think they would see him somewhere or they could ping his phone from a cell
tower yeah to where it is but that's kind of weird I don't bring my phone with
me when I go out I leave it at home it's like the old days I don't wait a
second whoa whoa whoa slow down why don't you bring your phone with you you
don't want to be found you doing out there Larry not yeah for burgers yeah
the laugh of a guilty man there's the other one no because I just I don't want
them tracking me I'm tracking us right now I know around the internet I know I
know what can I tell you what can you do not take your phone with you I think
it's for that it's like the old days when I'm not home we can't call me I
mean you can't but I won't answer cuz I'm not home it doesn't make sense it's
like fucking 1980 what's like 1980 you can call me but I'm not gonna that's
time you had a job you fucking hilarious so fucking funny man what's that
you're just so funny you know your jokes and shit I don't I'm not a comedian at
all I just love ripping on you that's the best man and if it makes me laugh
that's all that matters that's all that matters yeah it's all that matters I
mean I know that you got you want to walk his dudes all day you fucking get
always tell a crazy person that makes himself laugh I have the best
conversations with my you're the one right now in your scooter all day I
wonder what's going on in your head by the way man shout out to Russ shout out
to Matthew and we got what 11 fucking followers all right yeah shout out to you guys
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the mushrooms kick in dude send your wife's underwear man that's a lot of
work now they have to put it in a package and they have to put a stamp on it I
mean what kind of container would they put put in a plastic bag first let's
start with that shipping the clear plastic bags so the mailman knows what
we're getting I don't think they make plastic envelopes that's a good idea
Larry you know you can wait from pipe bombs and stuff yeah plastic envelopes
by Larry like a jail fucking boombox or TV you know they make out a clear
plastic oh yeah you can't well you already can't take the parts out and
fucking shank a dude they're putting your hand but they don't want you you know
so you can't hide contraband in the TV well but they're outside the cell no
they're not no not those TVs oh you're a lifer and yeah they give you you earn a
TV or a CD player or sugar boy in prison when you went yeah and then that shit is
fucking clear you know all the sweet for Larry fucking moron he's always
thinking we're gay whatever man I love you Larry just funny to tell you you're
gay I love you too I just want to say fuck you
back man our portal listeners that's alright sometimes we're prepared
sometimes emotion prepare mm-hmm but tell you it man I got this shit fucking so
hooked up I got it so I could work the computer from sitting on a fucking
couch from across the room oh wow Larry it's pretty dope man it really is but
and I could see if something's going wrong which before there's always some
going wrong there's always something going wrong and so now I know if there's a
technical difficulty so we shouldn't have any more snafus from here on out
this is probably episode 26 I think and so yeah you know shit's gonna be fucking
really professional from now on maybe I just from a man who's on mushrooms and
just fucked up the first feed now Larry didn't fucking up we had a bad mic
mm-hmm like I said before we had two bad mics needles and the mic huh you and
the microphone were bad too bad Mike I'm in the same room oh we're listening to
Beastie Boys before yeah I played the drums along with the beastie
fucking Paul's boutique which is a great album yeah it's still fucking great
yeah but I had that sampling that they got away with yeah they just rip Marvin
Gay off right from the fucking games fucking no the Beatles were the also
fucking the other one that's really heavily ripped off is is the Eagles for
the High Plains Drifter and then the other one is Curtis Mayfield do do
do do push your man yeah fucking they just ripped the shit out of that I
wonder how much they had to pay we should have looked that up cuz I knew we
were gonna talk about they got they went and did everything without paying a dime
at first they just sampled the fuck out of like I think it was probably the last
album almost the last album that like that was ever done on but I think
produced it 50 different fucking people came at him with lawsuit who produced
that was it that was a big room was it Rick Rubin I mean that is gotta be I
mean no no no no that wasn't Rick Rubin who's that that wasn't Rick Rubin that
was the Dust Brothers the Dust Brothers who are they that's a shit you know the
chemical brothers they can't make a little later oh man yeah you know the
chemical brothers right if I always fucking was pissed off that they took
that name I was like damn that should have been my fucking well you guys got
the Menendez brothers though I mean is that did someone take that already
is there a famous Menendez brothers out there I've never heard of them maybe
you and Nick can do that fucking you and no shirt Nick that can be your group
band okay
flying Menendez what's that the flying Menendez well I mean I think that's
probably already been taken I mean that's got to be a circus somewhere right
the flying will end us um what do you call it what do you call it motherfucker I
don't know you tell me you're the one asking no it's just looking something up
about Paul's boutique I got this dope years at Mike some Matt Dyke's apartment
and recorded in Los Angeles see but I want two years in an apartment huh yeah
um I wish you would show all the shit that was sample off of it because there's
so much it's such a great album and the fucking extensive and everybody fucking
tried you know everybody's to white boys talk about the Beastie boys corner so
buckle up here's what happened I think they they were not charged the amount of
money that they could have been because they played dumb or something and come
on Rick Rubio whoever they couldn't they you know from then on out they made it a
law where you had to notify the people who you were sampling from well you have
money for the first yeah basically well no they okay and then if it goes
somewhere they're gonna fucking want money that's usually how that works you
know well somebody's got to get like I did a single it was a cover song
Larry oh gee everyday people it's out there and Spotify and all that bullshit
and basically I just had to pay a fee and then I guess sliced on gets fucking
ten dollars or whatever sliced on got word that you're sampling his shit yeah
and then they okay it really if it fucking makes money then then they want
the money but if it doesn't make money they don't give a fuck they're just
happy you're doing it usually unless sometimes sometimes the artist the
writers are assholes and they don't want anybody doing their stuff you know there
are people that say fuck you you can't cover my son but usually they don't
fucking care we're gonna go to fucking down by the public bar down the street
and fucking tell the cover band is that playing no no they mean it's for
recordings no I understand that but I'm just saying if somebody wants to cover
your shit although when we're jamming like sometimes we'll play live on one
of these pot shows you know the band care to catch my band and if we play a
cover song and it's too close to the real thing we'll get fucking cut off
they'll cut you off a YouTube yes they'll cut us off with no warning we came up
with our shit yeah yeah totally we don't sample all our shit
so Larry OG yeah yeah they're going out row song do the intro very much fucking
ukulele a theremin a slide guitar and I mean well it's for that sounds like
about it a keyboard maybe yeah two Larry's horn for a minute he likes it
like you and then the other one was just bass and piano are you want to kiss
now or what yeah now with their fucking child's bike on it smells I just look
it smells like weed and Stroze
Stroze is right haven't shaved that thing now it's getting bigger I like it my
wife my wife fucking hates it man imagine that the kids at Starbucks will
I hate cool mustache Larry cool must yeah and fucking I told him my wife
hates it yeah of course she does yeah cuz look at it well doesn't accentuate
anything it just makes you more like a look like a petto whatever I can't even
take walks around here because there's a school over there
walk up they go walk around the track they're calling the cops on you
oh that's alright though man you do you Larry just cruising around with that
stash on your scooter man let me tell you you're gonna be it's gonna be gay
boy somewhere for Larry you should wear a leather mask does that stash sticking
out yeah okay sounds great backwards two boys town that's your next album
I'm glad you're musing yourself I am I'm fucking thoroughly happy I love doing
this which is the problem you know it is a problem yeah it really is man so what
the fuck else man what do you mean what the fuck else so there's a lot of shit
to talk about life man life's just fucking man it's been kicking the shit out
of me lately what happened well I don't want to get into logistics of things but
well give me some fucking vagueness some vagueness I shall how's that yeah it's
like you get the fuck up you go to work you do the same shit every day you know
what I mean like it's just what the fuck satisfies you well you know what else are
you gonna fucking do though oh my god I can list a fucking thousand things I'd
rather do than have to do the same shit every day yeah well it sucks it's not
easy man that's how most jobs are though man well so now I love my job I just
don't like to park be in getting up and going there and then afterwards yeah
the idle time is a devil's time yeah well so it's a good thing you have the
fucking place to go to otherwise it would be all dead no it's just fucking one
thing hits in another thing fucking exorcism right about now yeah you're
gonna give me one Larry that's my wieners
yeah I would hope not I wouldn't trust you do it no do we talk about that
thing wasn't she part of an extra didn't she give an exorcism I think she was
part of one no she gave an exorcism oh yeah even exorcism and shout out to Jay
I don't remember the story fully I forgot who was possessed and shit but it was
like some dude in the hallway yeah I think it was and then she put her he
didn't want it and she said yeah and I think she's forced it what is it I
don't know what's a like a force Satan out of him no I don't think she forced an
exorcism on it was a forced yeah the guy had a bad name for sex or system
whether or not he wanted to get rid of these demons no but she was just taking
demons out of force that says she's on like 20 Bud lights taking fucking souls
she's gonna kick your fucking he's like a Vietnam
so in this new smaller studio I would like to get Jay back in here and get
her some headphones so she could hear everything you say because she will be
able to just get out we gotta put her in the big room because she's too close
I don't want her this close to proximity yeah long arms I want to see that you want
to see what I want to see who was whooped your ass so that's fine though yeah
well she I'll she could sit right next to me on this fucking couch how the
motion is later good yeah I'm feeling pretty good feeling pretty high I wish
you could I wish I could explain what the fucking podcast studios like this is
the most fucking crazy it's just all covered in the fucking imagined no it's
like all covered with it there's like some ukuleles and a fucking mandolin
and accordion and all this crazy shit like my slide guitar the mandolin the
ukulele two different ukes a tenor yourself the you got released that
was an eight or just you playing ukulele songs they call go you and then
behind you is a bunch of electric guitars my bass and shit and then there's
Casey Anthony and then we got my autograph shout out to the Queen yeah
autograph Casey Anthony by you you should sell that on eBay autograph Casey
how much money we can get for it I wonder you know yeah but I mean obviously
it's fraud but someone one of my friends saw it was like holy fuck you got Casey
Anthony's autograph and I was like yeah yeah I wish and they believed me and then
I had to say no man it's got a heart in the middle
love Casey it says big heart it's one of her sexier court pictures too yeah
did you just she she was spot out in public yeah yeah she got fat ass yeah
man yeah and why people bother her leave the bitch alone I know Disney World
the happiest place on earth people fucking think you know people think they
know what's going on and they want to think she killed her kid I don't either
I think she just went out partying and shit happened no I think the father did
it and allegedly allegedly the father no the grandfather her father yeah the
grand father the grand father the grandfather yeah yeah yeah when you say
father they might think of no no not the baby's dad yeah that's what I'm trying
to clarify that not that guy no they never they don't know who that guy is
well yeah they said I mean she's gonna worry I said it was Billy well she doesn't
have to go more in three different guys and all three of them died in car
crash yeah you know oh she would just look back in her childhood and say which
kids died in a car crash and name that motherfucker I mean yeah he died in a
car crash you can't ask him the irony of that and coincidence shall I say coincidence
right no that was a plan she didn't plan she didn't it wasn't a coincidence that
she picked guys that were fucking dead you don't think so no she did that on
purpose cuz she lies all the time yeah but I mean she's a fucking liar that's
one thing about the Larry Needle show you motherfuckers out there everything
we think it's true no you think it's true in my heart you saying nothing
that's a lie to you people out there so you know I love you yeah I'm not gonna
fucking lie to you yeah you just did fuck you how did I lie what the fuck did
I lie about you can't even think of it you know we were just talking about yeah
I do the only reason you remember this cuz you're thinking of her I am I
picture gun that she got fat ass man she was in Disney did do that's a happy
place on earth I know imagine not having your kid with you and that's where you
go oh my god I mean come on maybe she brought like a little groucho doll like I
have no she can bring her kid she didn't bring a puppet asshole no no she
didn't bring her puppet I apologize for that man standing online yeah we're
waiting to get in at Disneyland yeah I think they check into a whole Florida
California Florida California Florida okay she's a come on she's a
Florida girl no I know but she might have went to California to ditch the
fucking kid I don't know I can't no she doesn't have any kids she does not man
man I watch you didn't watch the fucking three-part fucking six hour whatever I
did but I forgot it well geez you don't remember that she doesn't have any kids
I think she's doing sexual favors for a lawyer I don't know she lived with that
old weirdo lucky him he said I think there was a weird thing going on too you
think yeah I mean why would you move Kate I mean well here's the thing they
believed her and they think that she didn't kill the baby and she had nowhere
to go and everyone turned their back on her including you think yeah including
the parents and so she fucking moved in the lawyers said we believe you and she
needed somewhere to live they let her fucking live with her nice you know with
the family what she got off that kids lawyer fees I think they did it pro bono
yeah come on yeah yeah I'm telling you Larry man there were so many good jokes
they were like fucking family they said Casey Anthony's like my daughter he said
mm-hmm yeah that's never thought she'd be like my fucking I don't know yeah you
don't know because look at the I wish I could you could see the smile on Larry
straight no literally smiling year-to-year before he even got a word out
because he was gonna be real honest saving me buddy welcome Larry that's
right I'll take the hit from a kid fucking funny as shit but everyone on
that show also said that she was like the best fucking mom they ever saw out
of any of their friends that had kids and shit you know yeah but it doesn't look
good when you go get titties and you then you fucking grew up partying a
couple days after your kids been killed did she get titties and a couple days
after her kid was killed they think so I don't think so I don't know you got a
boob job I liked her before I like thick Casey no I like her I like her now too
but I'm saying and she didn't need to get the fake tits I would have still liked
her either way I'm down with you want to murder you want you want to accept
accessory to a crime no yeah I just don't use a accessory to murder he was
really that's what's me off and she's getting my age bracket yeah she's cute
but I mean Jesus Larry is this she'd look at you and oh my god she can't date
a pet oh thank you she was looking me like oh my god oh my god what
this guy's a pedophile
you know what happened the cops that are tailing her like we got one
out of the crab shack fuck man it's so fucking original oh I am so funny that I
make you laugh like oh that was so gay but you wasn't fucking asshole all right
you're brilliant no I'm not brilliant at all man I just do the reason we do this
is to make I me want to make you laugh tell me the reason we do it I'm telling
you that you're moron my god that's almost slander almost slander would be
like what you say about me what's that you're gay yeah yeah I mean we all know
that's the truth oh thank you that's fucking slander that is that's the
fucking it anywhere I'm just saying but I don't think you need to
print it for it to be slander no it's how you should say it yeah like if you
said that what you're talking about you said that in a crowd you never called
you gay over the internet or something that's what I'm gonna write on the
episode title Larry is gay that's slander or what is that what it's
written word oh slander slander's word I thought it's a fucking um oh boy
yeah well it's slander as you know it's definitely meant to be slander I mean
but it's not true my god can you really just make that's why it's slander
because it's not true that's why you know I don't think slander if you say
something about somebody that's true they can't say hey they're slandering my
name were you an Indian how you slander why you slander my name that's your
Indian name so I know slander names all about if it's true or not so you're
going to prison you're going to prison I thought I was going to hell first first
you go into prison then you're going to hell man how am I going to prison for
slander for you yeah even you laughed at that you'll totally get stoned and like
fall asleep and forget about the court man I'll be there I'll be I'll wait I'll
be fucking calling the judge the night before wait I'll talk to the judge in
the please call me no judge don't forget about the case tomorrow yeah don't
get to wake up please contact the judge I want you to do this many times just to
remind her let's do like five or six Larry I need that in my corner this guy's
crazy comes in a weird a cummerbund look at that shirt Larry made a doctor's
jacket regular shirt it's just too big for me yeah
your son could use it as a smock and painting class yeah I'm not gonna give
that to my son to use as a smock and painting class Larry and needles show
proudly displayed on the pocket you make that for children yeah and on the back
it's got a larger Larry needles logo suitable for business attire and the
workplace going out going out with on your first date you want to go on a
fucking date looking slick like a motherfucker with a nice that's how you
talk to women Larry if you want to look beautiful
huh women want to wear that also yeah women might want this to you can't
object it's a 1970s era new in the package we have other ones
permanent press sears permanent press 65% cotton 35 you know this did you look
at the tag yeah I think you're lying dude I don't want to know dude you're 65%
poly says fucking sears you gotta take his glasses off the read it
her press 65 comb cotton 35% Duralon polyester never needs ironing ironing
sears row ironing company think came out of a bag oh shit yeah I was in like a
package you see how it's still got the phone got the presses in it and shit yeah
and then you totally filed it by putting a Larry and needles logo on it
your grandfather was here to sears fucking even exist anymore yeah I think
do that man I did all my shit from I don't think they do they might be gone
sears yeah doesn't really matter it doesn't but I'm just saying these are
truly vintage fucking high quality shirts yeah but you wore them so now
their fucking worth goes down oh the value goes up son no it doesn't
the lyric and sweating them for a week and not change it you know where that the
bed he's full of shit I'm as clean as could be I don't know about that see
somewhere is the size in this motherfucker no okay well you don't have to tell our
listeners about the size of the shirt well they want to they want it if they
want it let me tell you it makes it sound like real creeps asking for people
that are even a half neck 34 is the size shrinkage 1% on this fabric so it
will fit you for kind of like you yeah we have one percent in it shrinks down to
1% yeah we got a thumb in a bush really not percentages work don't you know
fuck you Larry Jesus why you got my ass today fucking retod now you're Boston
all of a sudden Boston Larry fucking funny this one's gonna be a silly one
fucking silly you're fucking silly jackass fucking moron that just makes you
happy I'll let you say it all you want never can't stop giggling when it calls me
retarded
can't even like this joy that is so politically incorrect motherfucker what's
that's wrong with you saying that the our word tartared yeah you fucking retired
dolly I mean coming that was the worst setup ever what I wasn't kidding man we're
gonna get canceled because I hope we get canceled let me get some press we're
gonna say you're gonna be a real silly one you're supposed to post it online if
you're gonna do something with a retarded person so we know ahead of time
you know you can't just fucking you know they want it in the description Larry
and a retard you can't write that why you can put like an ampersand and a dollar
sign and like a like a minus sign and you you could figure that out there you're
a smart guy how about this thing man I got I'm looking at the wall you know and
I got all this shit I got a nice picture of a cat Von D looking hot it's probably
about fucking 10 15 years old or more back when they used to make magazines and
fucking a proclamation proclaiming Ted Nugent month where in March in right
there okay I see the proclamation yet and I guess you know in this township
yeah really yeah because of the music store and it was like it's like from
1984 or something like that says it's Ted Nugent month yeah does anybody celebrate it we
should celebrate it I know I might be March actually dude yeah I gotta read
that thing closely but I'm looking at it and I'm thinking about it and they were
throwing that thing out in the garbage at the music store I found that and I
picked it out of the garbage and the girl working behind the counter so I'm
just throwing this old junk out and I'm like this is a proclamation from there
saying that it's Ted Nugent day or come on it's not what it says yeah it really
is man what do you come to he came to the record store yeah it's yeah man he
would come there all the time he fucking he would come to the record store all
the guitar store yeah really yeah before he was really famous yeah and then
continuously after he was famous and that's why it was a big deal that's why
they made Ted Nugent day and he came here and you know coming to loincloth yeah
he came swinging in on a fucking line come on no that's a that's preposterous Larry
came in a car man I understand that I didn't say he came in swinging you said
that I said if he came in a loincloth yeah no he had regular clothes on him all
fucking love regular street love that poontang yeah when was it way dang sweet
poontang fuck yeah as another guy that one we were in fucking high school in
grade school with our fucking rock band that was a rock that was in the drug you
know yeah that was the only problem with Nugent hmm no I'm kidding that's cool
that he was in drugs you know what he he actually he knew my buddy Tom God God
rested soul rest our resting piece Tom rat and he said the time they went out to
dinner one day him and owner of the music store and Ted Nugent like Pat Terry and
and Tom Ted Nugent told Tom he said yeah yeah he told rat he said you're the
exact kind of motherfucker that I can't stand your fucking piece of shit and he's
right Tom's a drunk and doing coke at the time and fucking indulged yeah which
wouldn't you do if you had Nugent called him an asshole to his face that's
awesome that's a pain fucking kick ass it is my best buddy you know I'll tell
you right now fucking rat didn't care to the next day no he actually that was
like bragging rights he was laughing his ass off about that he thought it was
great that Ted Nugent he said Ted Nugent fucking pussy he was like a rat
that's how we saw him yeah that's for that's for us he said fucking Ted Nugent
doesn't know how to party fucking pussy
they're redoing rat one time one time Bobby called up rat and say hey what's
going on and Tom's on the other side going who the fuck is this and fucking
Bobby's going who's this going back and irritating his voice so perfectly the
time was like what the fuck is going on you know and finally we had a fucking
telling cuz we were laughing too hard but yeah it was kind of asshole
you think but that is funny yeah it was fucking hilarious at the time fucking
mimicking his voice especially fucking steamboat he's going who the fuck is this
we're going who's this who the fuck is this rust loves when I imitate Tom and
Tom's dead so we don't you know that's the it's the closest you're gonna get to
it Robert does a very good job to the like I say man yeah well but he was a
fucking diamond in the rough yeah he was a fucking he's a piece of America and
that's for fucking chopper up and down the street you work to the guitar shop
yeah fuck yeah he was the last of the 80s yeah that's what he was fuck yeah
all right well let's cut it off all right y'all thanks for tuning in to the
Larry and Needle show I'm Larry and I'm Needles until the next time this has been
a special one peace