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time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show

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left wing Larry over here

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what I will say is performers that make money is what they do

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when Jay Bird worked in Wisconsin and they would they pull the milk out

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have you ever seen it? it's just got like a puss in all the time

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it's disgusting

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if anyone really saw it they might not want to show it

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after I saw that I would be like oh you can't fucking

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it's like drinking tequila and you throw up on it

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actually it really wasn't because they would strain all the mucus and all the puss on it

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it's a little bit different

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alright so then these fucking guys meet at 420 under Louis Pasteur statue

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alright and they would smoke weed in this dude's car

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multiple trips they would do so they would keep on doing the same thing every day

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420 this and that

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so then this lady made a tie-dye this is 1972

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that knew these guys

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right and it said 420 flag with a cannabis leaf in arts and crafts classes

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EOT, I don't know what EOT means E-Y-O-T

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E-Y-O-T

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I should have looked that up

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we used to pick this girl up for summer school every day at the exact same time in the summer

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and we'd be smoking pot like seven kids in the car and we didn't realize

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until like three weeks into it that we were directly across the street from the fucking cop station

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every fucking day

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how about when John broke into the evidence room in Lombard

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yeah yeah

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a friend John literally broke into the evidence room in Lombard and got weed

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it got weed? why would you grab weed?

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he got it he got it out of the evidence room

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and why?

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you know I'd be grabbing fucking everything

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well I could access everything wasn't easy

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weed was what he could get

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wigwams you know what I mean

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it might not have been

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we're just gonna look up the word you got

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alright so here we go so then getting back to the 420 thing

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so at some point in the 70s these kids threw a claim to throw the first 420 pot party

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how do you spell that?

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a ceremonial token 420 pm

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so one of the guys knew Phil Lesh

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oh nice

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he's a bass player from the Grateful Dead

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you don't gotta tell me that

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so well I'm just telling

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oh I know you're telling the people

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damn Larry why you gotta get so fucking aggressive man

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alright relax

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422 man you hear what we're gonna do with this guy

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this guy's the fuzz

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so then the dead so he knows Phil Lesh

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and that's pretty big fucking street props

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to know Phil Lesh

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no well yeah so then

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he became a roadie and then the dead might have helped popularize it

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so then 1990 when covering a dead show

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this guy from high times

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Steve Bloom encouraged readers to smoke in unison at 420 pm particularly on 420

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that's how it started

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who made this up this 420

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hey get close to the mic you fucking monkey

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well look I found out what Eod is

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what is it

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an island

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yeah but I think it's an acronym

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and a small island is especially used to refer to river islands found on the river

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and it's tributaries in England

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or sedimentary islands like

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okay well did you look at it

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did you look at it

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you look at it

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yeah maybe you should look up Eod acronym

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I'm dead sure

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yeah I don't think they're talking about a fucking island

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or whatever

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bullshit you just ramble up

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well that's what it says definition of Eod

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how did you have it spelled

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E-Y-O-T

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E-Y-O-T yeah

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it's E-Y-O-T-A-I-T

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okay here we'll try another one

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what's the meaning of Eod

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why must you always disagree with me every time

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we're not disagreeing with you

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every time I come on you gotta shoot me down

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and read what it says here

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exactly what it says you can see it for yourself

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what's that

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the Eod is a sedimentary island

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there's no acronym for this one

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there's a definition of the word Mike yes

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you look up E-Y-O-T acronym

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yeah E-Y-O-T acronym

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there you go what does that say

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well there's definition of cinnamon

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that's your name in Boys Town

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cinnamon shorts

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oh yeah that is good

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I'm cinnamon

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I got one for ya

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okay what's that Larry

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do you know that in Minneapolis

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that's the first U.S. city

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why would it happen in Minneapolis

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that is having a Muslim prayer call

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five times a day

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yeah that's old news though I don't think that passed

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yeah that's old news

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I think it did pass that's why it's news again

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on this day

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George Floyd happened

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tie in to Minnesota

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Derek Chauvin

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fuckin what do you call it

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what George Floyd happened on April 20th

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fuck me running man

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I mean you have to be a real fast

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fucker

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homo-factual to catch up to you

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here's your acronym

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oh you know what

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so I wanted to do this thing where I wanted to do

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I want people to send in drawings of Larry

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so I just realized

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this the other day

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Larry and no shirt and nick looked like the Menendez brother

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you do

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they actually do

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yeah you're right

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with your hair cut back then yeah

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shirt and ties on too

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in this band with this kid Derek

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and he used to call us the Menendez

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back in the day

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wait till what's happening

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oh it's got to write down that story

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about the guy from Manuto getting molested

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by the Menendez dad

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so maybe the Menendez brothers aren't lying

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I used to work with Menudo a lot

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did you?

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here's your acronym of your EOT

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alright there we go

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look at this anforth microphone

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there it is here's the acronym of EOT

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we're waiting mother fucker

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I know man you lose it already

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holy shit I'm not even out

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no I lost the page

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don't do your drugs kids

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give me a minute it'll come right back

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here it is here it is

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alright I don't want to erase you

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set the timer Larry

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okay you ready for the acronym meaning of

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are you ready out there?

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a massive land that is surrounded by water

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and is smaller than a continent

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you just read that

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dude that's what you asked me to do

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this is the acronym

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and now this is the acronym

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so I'm here with the acronym this Michael

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maybe it is but

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yeah it's definitely not

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why don't know why you find it so damn hilarious

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hahahahahaha

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look at anforth

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alright Larry

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how about

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we lost

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you didn't have to give me more mushrooms

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we lost a follower

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followers man we got seven

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I was reading though how the tally

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things shout out to our seven listeners

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oh shout out Ross

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shout out to Ross yeah man our biggest fan in

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Arizona I miss you man

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hopefully you'll be on the pod soon when you get in time

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yeah Ross will be on I know

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their motherfuckers sick

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nothing that's it

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fucking followers what are you on

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fucking super glue

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I wish man we should do a super glue

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testers glue episode you got the tank don't you

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where's the tank at

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we have to go to our friend's house

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we have to go to our friend's house

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another a yacht

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there's where you guys are

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within the river Thames and its tributaries

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you're a fucking creep

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you're just gonna blow pants out about the yacht

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that's all he's gonna do

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harbor that makes no sense to you

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yacht tax with hand for me

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I don't know but let me give the guy from Winnie the Pooh

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who does

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yeah no it was a rig

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blew up the oil right

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came from the ground

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it was the biggest oil spill ever

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it was spewing up from the bottom of the ocean

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man that was something else

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yeah that one is gushing

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you know what here's the thing

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I want to get down about oil

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I want to talk some shit about oil

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I love oil here's Larry's theories

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I do I love oil it could be better

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you like to roll in it

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listen it helps us

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it could be better it could be even better

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oil is great

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they say that to charge your car

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charge fuck charge

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do you really fucking believe that

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oil is from dinosaurs

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right from the past

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dude oil is something that the earth

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naturally fucking makes

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fossil they call it fossil fuels

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to scare people like it's

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you know there's only a finite amount

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man that shit is fucking getting

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it's not made by man

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no it's not made by man

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it's made by the earth

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exactly so what they're acting like

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it's dinosaur

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bones and there's only

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why couldn't it be

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it's compressed

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well then why in the fuck do we find

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dinosaur bones

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why do they have a fucking dinosaur skeleton

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when you walk in the museum downtown Chicago

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old stuff that's getting mashed

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and squished together and twisted around

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they come fucking oil and all that shit from everywhere

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I don't know the exact logistics of it

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but if you look at it centralized in one area

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there's no oil shit over here

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I just want to put it out here

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so maybe there was a big migration of dinosaurs

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or whatever I don't know man

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I'm not a fucking scientist

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dinosaurs, shmianosaurs, the dinosaurs

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you brought it up sucka

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no no the dinosaurs were cool and I like the bones

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and I like the stories about it

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that they had down at the museum of science

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you know why they fucking had

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sue, you know why the thing is

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fucking painted black like that

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that's some kind of thick

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fucking

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coding to protect the people

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from the radioactivity

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that dinosaur

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what you talking about willis

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was tested for radioactivity

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and the bones were like through the sky

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they had black coding

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that's why it's black and not white

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yeah why were they irradiated though like that

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I don't know that was either

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some kind of nuclear explosion

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we'll look that up then Ian

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for since you're going to be our producer

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well here's what we got

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there's oil and gas are formed from organic material

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maybe deposited as sediments on the seabed

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then broken down

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and transformed over millions of years

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if there's a suitable combination of source rock

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a reservoir of rock, cap rock and a trap

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I think that's a lie they tell us

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no that's so exact that makes it

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so you'll just believe anything that's written on the air

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yeah sure I will

335
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just what you're saying Joe, what you're saying happens

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it makes it, it's making it

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it's just constantly getting ground up in the oil

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dude the earth is constantly shifting

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so I might be wrong

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okay it's 4

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you can see 420

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alright

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it's not just some kind of

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it's not like water which is getting squeezed out of everything

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420, 1889

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alright

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it's been formed

348
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here's how is there any soil management

349
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Hitler died in like

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the 70s or 80s

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and I think it was like 1983

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in Argentina

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Larry what facts do you have to support this theory

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or reverse?

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do you fucking really think that

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he died at the end of World War II

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the being Larry's brain for 5 minutes

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they're still carrying it on the knob's

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it's a monkey with the slap

360
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and the cymbals together

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those pages that they used to drive in

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at the circuits with the motorcycle

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so the monkey's in the middle

364
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and there's a squirrel riding the motorcycle

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in one of those globes

366
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there's a squirrel riding the motorcycle

367
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in your brain

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they're saying

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oil for his motorcycle because it's going to run out in

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2050

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what is? the oil

372
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so we can always go to gas?

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we need oil to make gas

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we're not going to run out of oil

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natural gas sucker?

376
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oh natural gas yeah

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ass clown

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can you run a motorbike on natural gas?

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you can run anything they run buses on natural gas

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oh wow

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warm small oceans from millions of years ago

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extremely small

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dead or again

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everything is getting crushed around and turning into oil

385
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just it happens

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turns into this liquid goo that we're able to use

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we're not going to run out of it

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we're not going to run out

389
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1871, Japan's first government operated

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postal service opened

391
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from Tokyo to Osaka

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1872

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Japan's first fucking postal

394
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employee killed fucking people

395
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and went postal

396
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is that what happened?

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I was going to say we put them in the microwave

398
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but that was a little later

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but

400
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that was what 1946

401
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45?

402
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I don't have my facts

403
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hey we're going to be fucking

404
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
microwaved real soon here

405
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we're going to get microwaved real quick here

406
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what do you mean?

407
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dude you can't just say dude

408
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after I say what do you mean?

409
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no facts

410
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you have to come with facts

411
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they're fucking rattling poons, cage and shit

412
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these are the worst facts I've ever seen

413
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we got troops

414
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in fucking Ukraine

415
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right now fighting Russia

416
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there's mercenaries there

417
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000
no no no no

418
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you ask fucking troops

419
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you ask troops, not mercenaries

420
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this is the greatest time for a mercenary

421
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you love the killer

422
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no listen if you're good at your job

423
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
you're a fucking killer

424
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this is perfect for you, you're a contract killer now

425
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you know what I mean?

426
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you got to kill the people you can only kill

427
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you can't just kill anybody

428
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how about the Geneva Convention?

429
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do they get paid a lot of money for that?

430
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do they get paid for the convention?

431
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I don't know

432
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the Geneva Convention Larry

433
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happy 420 to our listeners

434
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the Geneva Convention is just a bunch of rules

435
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that they have to abide by

436
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for war right?

437
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what about mercenaries? they get paid a lot of money?

438
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what's the other mercenaries to make?

439
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same price army pays them basically

440
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well it's probably what the army pays them

441
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you finally put your phone down and you're asking all these questions

442
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and for the producer and fact checker

443
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well first of all

444
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you need a college education

445
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to be a mercenary so you're out

446
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he's definitely not in shape

447
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to be a mercenary

448
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well yeah

449
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you need to be a 19 year old fucking or 20

450
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I'm an intelligent person Larry

451
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30 year old

452
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
I don't think you can use my skills any longer

453
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I go strictly to mind

454
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at 18, 19

455
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like bodyguarding and shit

456
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you had to be like a navy seal dude

457
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you don't have to be a navy seal

458
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you're fucking sealed with a green beret

459
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I was talking to that guy

460
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
David Goggins you ever heard of this dude?

461
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
no

462
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man I just watched a snippet of something about this guy

463
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he's the only person

464
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
to ever go through like navy seal training

465
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
this training

466
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
for the air force

467
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
training

468
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
the army ranger training

469
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
nobody else has done all of them

470
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
well when I was a kid

471
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the same kid

472
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the same kid that Mark

473
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
smashed in the face one day when we were tripping

474
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his dad

475
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was in the army, navy

476
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
air force and the marines

477
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
no shit huh?

478
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
yeah Bob's dad

479
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
all four branches

480
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
he might have got kicked out of them all

481
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
he might have got kicked out of them all

482
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
he was quite the alcohol

483
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
yeah he was in

484
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
all four of them

485
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I wonder if they give you four checks

486
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
and he had tattoos

487
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
from all four

488
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
the old time fucking

489
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
like my dad's fucking

490
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
yeah like my dad's tattoos

491
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old fucking shit

492
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
that's amazing those guys were tough as nails though

493
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
fuck yeah

494
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
fuck around back then man

495
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
shit if they tattooed him with a knitting needle

496
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
well the way it is going right now

497
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
they're tough as fuck

498
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
my grandfather was in world war two

499
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my grandfather my mom's father came to our house

500
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one day and we had boxing gloves

501
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in the garage because the neighbor McCare

502
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had boxing gloves

503
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I'm surprised he's fighting by a little ring too

504
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
but anyways

505
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we had the gloves and we were boxing

506
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
my grandfather challenges

507
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
the box

508
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
who? you? anyone who wants to fight him?

509
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
nice

510
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
all of two he's been in world war two

511
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
old you know bald old man

512
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I don't know that's funny

513
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
grandfather my mother's father

514
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
did anyone fight him?

515
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
he was in world war two

516
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how old are you then?

517
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
I don't know

518
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two old to fight teenagers

519
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
really? but he wanted to

520
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
not back then though

521
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
he was a teenager

522
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
he was 40

523
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
he played with the gloves

524
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
you think he's worried about fighting teenagers

525
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
he was ready to fight

526
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
and they squared off and grandpa got up

527
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and just yeah I fought in your army

528
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
and Bobby got scared

529
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
and wouldn't fight him

530
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
of course they're pussies

531
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he was ready to fight this old man

532
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
that was burned in his memory Larry

533
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did you see how he just did that?

534
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
that's one of those memory things

535
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
how old were you then?

536
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I was 6th grade

537
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14th

538
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
13th

539
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my grandmother

540
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he was old but he was 70s and 80s

541
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
we don't give a fuck about his age anymore

542
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
God let's move on

543
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
we'll be on that

544
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
next story

545
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
my grandmother had a cousin

546
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Paul

547
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
oh fuck man

548
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
what an idiot

549
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
man there got me

550
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
oh I had four

551
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
go ahead Joe tell us what you guys

552
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
oh maybe it's your own god

553
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
oh Larry

554
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
fucking idiot

555
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
okay keep going Larry

556
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
anyways my

557
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
great uncle was a spy

558
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
man and he got captured

559
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
in world war 2

560
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
he's fucking dead dude

561
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
there might be like a blood vendetta

562
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
on the

563
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
that'd be great if they passed it down the way

564
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
and where was he from?

565
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
he was

566
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
from the united states

567
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
where'd he go?

568
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I don't know where he never fucking talked about

569
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
he never fucking talked

570
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
about any of the shit

571
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
but you know he's a spy

572
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
they captured him and tortured him and shit

573
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
he had

574
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
fucking scars and wounds all over his

575
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
fucking body man

576
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
my mom told me

577
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
stories about it but I was too young

578
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
to really remember details

579
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
with something about him being

580
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
a fucking tank or something

581
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
you know

582
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
just

583
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
like a tank of fucking liquid

584
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
or something

585
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
like a torture animal

586
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I don't know some torture device

587
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
you're just rambling on right now

588
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
you're not listening you fucking idiot

589
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
I was totally listening but you just kept going

590
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
alright and?

591
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
that's it man I was just

592
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
fucking crazy we had a spy

593
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
in our fucking family and this motherfucker

594
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
he was now your narkin amount of the world

595
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
yeah he's dead dude

596
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
my grandmother's lung

597
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
everybody that's involved in this story

598
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
is a long fucking dead

599
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
so it doesn't matter if I say it

600
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
but yeah man this dude was hardcore

601
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
would you be a spy if you had to do gay stuff?

602
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
no I really wouldn't

603
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
what's that?

604
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
I really wouldn't you really wouldn't

605
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
you would do it without having to be a spy

606
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
yeah I was gonna say

607
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I'd be a spy

608
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I mean my god is it gonna blow my cover?

609
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
yeah that's what they're gonna call you

610
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
yeah exactly

611
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
you got no choice you gotta do this

612
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
you gotta blow this dude

613
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
that's one way to find out huh

614
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
or to blow your cover

615
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
look at that son of a

616
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
you know why you're covered if you're blown

617
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
so get on your knees

618
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
how do you do it from behind

619
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
oh my god

620
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
alright

621
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
and forth the spy

622
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
spy versus spy

623
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
guy versus guy

624
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I'm a pretty good spy dude

625
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
you're not at all

626
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
it's just scary when your shadow's scared

627
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I've figured out all kinds of shit

628
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
you'd be surprised when I know

629
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
yeah but who would have fucking told

630
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
no I think something's wrong with my girlfriend

631
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
has ripped me off in shit

632
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
or when there's something's not right

633
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
like girlfriend

634
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
like when the credit cards

635
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
the mail wasn't coming

636
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I couldn't get the mailbox key

637
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
what's that

638
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I couldn't get the mailbox key

639
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
what are you talking about

640
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I couldn't I moved into this apartment

641
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
there we go

642
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
he's talking about when this woman stole his identity

643
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
oh you want her down

644
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
no she lived with me I don't know what she was

645
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
no hunting was involved

646
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
but I could never find the mailbox key

647
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
there was a key to get the mailbox

648
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
and I could never

649
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
she settled put it right here

650
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
and it was never there you know I could never find the mailbox key

651
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
never for a long time

652
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
never what for a long time

653
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
the mailbox key

654
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
aren't you fucking listening to me

655
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
oh man

656
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
who had the key

657
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
see I was at the keys

658
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
she was not letting me see the mailbox

659
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I couldn't get in the mail

660
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
and finally

661
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
finally

662
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
somehow the key I find the key

663
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
there's the key

664
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I couldn't get in the mail

665
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
somehow the key I find the key

666
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
you found it where

667
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
right there in the kitchen

668
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
she must have left it out

669
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
accident

670
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
the keys were there

671
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
this bitch was sneaky as fuck

672
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
her middle name was shady

673
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
it was a long time so I saw that key

674
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
so I went to get the mail

675
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
and there was

676
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
a big black dildo

677
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
right next to the big black dildo

678
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
there was

679
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
the

680
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
credit card bills in my name

681
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
right next to the dildo

682
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
the dildo was old

683
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
yeah we were kind of living together

684
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
we were banging her

685
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
yeah but still

686
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
it's no need to fucking steal his identity

687
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
3, 4

688
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
3, 4 of them dude

689
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
3, 4 of what? credit cards

690
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
from stores

691
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
5000

692
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
damn you have good credit back then

693
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
she did it to more than

694
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
4 or 5

695
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
oh yeah she did it to everything

696
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
what do you mean? every single store

697
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
that you go in

698
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
you go in target and ask you to get a card

699
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
did she fuck good? yeah sort of

700
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
but she was a little dude and ugly man

701
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Jesus

702
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
she really was

703
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
I used to call her Matt's face

704
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
I thought I could like her

705
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
at first I liked her

706
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
she was kind of sweet

707
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
what's that? she was cute

708
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
in a way but in a way

709
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
I can't lie to myself

710
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I can't do it

711
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
and I'm certainly not an Adonis or anything

712
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
yeah you're an Adonis you're a dime piece

713
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
I couldn't go out with her any longer

714
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
she was bad dude she was a miserable person

715
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
you think? yeah

716
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I mean she stole your identity

717
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
I was all a Matt I think

718
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
was she on drugs? probably

719
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
what do you mean probably? she lived with you

720
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
she didn't fucking do him in front of anybody

721
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
dude she worked

722
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Joe continually

723
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Larry? okay so then she would come home at one point

724
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
for a short while

725
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
she would be a shower

726
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
dude you never fight I mean

727
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
but listen to this she would fucking work three shifts

728
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
they had three shifts at the place

729
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
she'd work all three

730
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
and not need a fucking break or nothing

731
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
it's like holy fuck man

732
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
how old was she?

733
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
60 something she said she was my age

734
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
how old was she? she claimed to be

735
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
wait wait wait wait wait

736
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
yeah she said she was like 62 or something

737
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
how old were you in food?

738
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
she said I'm your age

739
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
don't put it by your ear yet

740
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
ask him

741
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
I was 52 maybe

742
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
no earlier

743
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
no this was God

744
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
this was a God I can't remember

745
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
what year it was

746
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
right when you got married when did you get married?

747
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
okay

748
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
oh shit man

749
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
I mean answer the question

750
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
2003 I'm trying to think man

751
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
you're fucking gay

752
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
you can't just sit there and make daddy

753
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I don't want to say the wrong thing

754
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
my wife will hear this

755
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
and say this asshole lives in the home

756
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
and I'm fucking married

757
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
it's okay they know we're talking

758
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
03 so this is 03 we lived

759
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
I couldn't get rid of her

760
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
she claimed to be a year younger

761
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
than I was at the time

762
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
and the bitch looked like she was easily my grandma

763
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
what are you doing begging her to do

764
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
a mistake

765
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
she stole her by daddy

766
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
she lied she bamboozled me

767
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
she bamboozled

768
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
money at first she was paying for the buy-in

769
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
she was paying for the super 8

770
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
to whoever credit cards those were

771
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
could it get charged anymore?

772
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
she was just working your ass

773
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
yes

774
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
hey listen listen

775
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
I beg you

776
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
listen listen

777
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
her son and her dad

778
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
moving to Mark's house

779
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
and the giant pit bull

780
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
and then they leave

781
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
and leave dogs behind and shit

782
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
she left about four dogs behind

783
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
how long did it take them before they left

784
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
it took me years to get them out of there

785
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
you were living with her family

786
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
no she lived with me

787
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
I had a house with a swimming pool

788
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
you were living in a house

789
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
with a family

790
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
with a family

791
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
like he was dating her

792
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
and then her dad

793
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
so you had a family

794
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
her family

795
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
within two years I had the father to son

796
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
and the son's great big up-nation dog

797
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
that's what all you need

798
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
she had 25 credit cards

799
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
in his name

800
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
I mean what are you getting

801
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
I'm clipping along

802
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
giving her money to go pay the rent

803
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
I said here honey because it was just on the street

804
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
taking the money

805
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
as we move in we come back from dinner one night

806
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
I'm all happy

807
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
and we hop out on the sidewalk and there is

808
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
there is the landlord

809
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
the landlord

810
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
and his wife

811
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
they got the early bird special

812
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
they're coming home from dinner at

813
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
4.30

814
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
and the landlord

815
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
is the ex chief of police

816
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
wait what did you just say

817
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
the landlord

818
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
the landlord's husband actually

819
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
is the ex

820
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
just retired

821
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
chief of police

822
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
for Palatine

823
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
took a long while to get there

824
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
the lady the actual land lady

825
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
that Dean rented the place from

826
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
was a good customer of mine that he knew from the restaurant

827
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
because there was a lot of realtors that went there

828
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
and shit because the merge company and everything

829
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
so it was kind of like

830
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
no one could believe it was happening

831
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
they knew it wasn't really me it had to be this fucking bitch

832
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Dean

833
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
so sure enough dude

834
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
here they come

835
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
we want our rent I'm like what are you talking about

836
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
and Dean tells me right in front of these people

837
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
yeah retired

838
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Palatine police chief

839
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
and some squared up business woman

840
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
legitimately renting homes

841
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
making a living here

842
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
tells them right to their faces they're lying

843
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
they're trying to scam more money

844
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,000
they're fucking kidding me

845
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
amazing

846
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
how about your mushroom story in Jamaica

847
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
I love that

848
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
this fucking guy stayed there another 10 years

849
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
10 years

850
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
man if you want to go away I couldn't get rid of the fucking bitch

851
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
you know how to kick him out

852
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
there was one place that you realize

853
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
you were gonna get fucking

854
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
how about telling them

855
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
you were gonna get fucking

856
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
how about telling

857
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
telling needles this story about when they came

858
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
and took all this shit out of your apartment

859
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
oh my god the coaches

860
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
did what

861
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
we work at the restaurant

862
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
okay and right in the next right across street

863
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
in the strip mall is Aaron's rental

864
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
furniture right

865
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
we got this important

866
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
the apartment in Lombard the one that I never saw the middle of ski 4

867
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
the first three months rent on

868
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
the first place he couldn't find the key for

869
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
right it's a few months later now

870
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
and we work right across the rental

871
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
place and these go every day after lunch

872
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
they sit down every day after lunch

873
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
you know I'm gonna walk over and pay for the

874
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
coaches I'm gonna pay for the rental furniture

875
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
now I'm gonna go pay the rent on the couch

876
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
she took care of everything

877
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
and we should have been more involved

878
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
well two or three times we since you do it

879
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
since you're just this

880
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
here I am at home one night

881
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
she's at work I'm sitting at home

882
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
and there's Aaron's rental chair

883
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
and I'm sitting at home

884
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
and there's an Aaron's rental truck

885
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
comes down the street

886
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
someone else rented some furniture

887
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
comes around the culvert sack

888
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
pulls right out front of my house

889
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
oh it's in our building

890
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
next thing I know

891
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
it's at my door

892
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
and they're here to repossess the couches

893
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
you got repo'd by

894
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Renes and what else like a computer

895
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
and a TV no that was other stuff

896
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
that she wanted from me later

897
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
that was we that was stolen

898
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
the couches were gone

899
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
I mean yeah that was I got a cushion

900
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
we're gonna sit where's her dad

901
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
gonna sit I gave him a couch

902
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I gave him a couch that's the thing

903
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Mike that's the thing where are you gonna do it

904
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
first fucking fight well no all the family didn't live

905
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
there yet oh the dad lived there at the time

906
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
oh there we go there we go

907
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
and the dad came first right away they were

908
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
really good at it they were really good at it with the six

909
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
it was a guy it was a gripping family

910
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
it was a kind hearted scene

911
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
nah man they were white like white trash

912
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
no Billy's no Billy's Florida

913
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Florida Indiana Panhandle

914
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Florida and the Indians

915
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Florida Indians

916
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
if you're a transplant from

917
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Florida Indiana to Florida and then you come over here

918
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
yeah well she had warrants

919
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
at least that's where all the warrants were

920
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
so white trash were muted trying

921
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
that's where all the warrants were issued from Indiana

922
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
and Florida

923
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
oh it's a good tale just goes and goes and goes

924
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
dude we've actually had some new ones from

925
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Chicago after she met my heart

926
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
she's fucking just scamming this guy

927
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
back and forth oh it was something else

928
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
dude how about the veterinarian

929
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
what about the veterinarian

930
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
and the mistake on the

931
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
oh man okay so

932
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
she brings all these dogs over because she

933
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
joined some kind of dog save a dog thing

934
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
she can't help but bring all the

935
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
dogs on it slow down

936
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
slow down

937
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
slow down and you know like some dog rescue

938
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I know I heard everything you said

939
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
how many dogs

940
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
so she catches dogs how many

941
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
two or three okay

942
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
at first

943
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
what was the one with the little abandoned dog

944
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
that would beat up Lulu she could even see

945
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
she was tiny pissing herself

946
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
all the time one eye

947
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
and then what and then the back legs didn't work

948
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
they got a pit bull a giant

949
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
pit bull in the house

950
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
no that doesn't come in he wasn't there yet

951
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
oh what was the dog's name the pit bull's name

952
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Nibbler yes

953
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
he ate volcanic rocks

954
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
the big fucking red one

955
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
he would chew the rocks down

956
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
what was his name Rocky Nibbler

957
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Nibbler

958
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
he dove in the pool

959
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
funny he dove in the pool and under the

960
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
fucking water and come right at ya you could

961
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
even go right for a drunk drunk

962
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
he didn't want to claw up on ya he was drowning ya

963
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
you know he was fucking drowning ya

964
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
you think your chick banged the dog

965
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
that's why she rescued him

966
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
little nibbler they don't see

967
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
they don't see so anyways

968
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
the dogs get worms the dogs got worms

969
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
oh jeez Joe Mary say

970
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
we'll take him to our vet he'll take care of you guys

971
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
okay we will all the way to Joe Mary's it's kind of far away

972
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
man

973
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
and uh oh sorry

974
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
fucking dummy I know I've got to forget

975
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
man yeah obviously

976
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
and uh

977
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
so you know what

978
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
happens they just

979
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
okay so the dogs are there

980
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
I think they're maybe they're a day

981
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
not even whatever

982
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
she says I'm gonna go back and pick them up

983
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
and everything's paid

984
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Larry

985
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Larry

986
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
you can't do this

987
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
we're in the middle of a pod kick

988
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
what's up Mary what

989
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
keep going they could dogs get worms what are you gonna do

990
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
right so they get uh

991
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
uh

992
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
I think it's paid for I think they're done you know they're fine

993
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
they're at home they're having they're doing they're all better

994
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
they're feeling great everything's cool

995
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
and it's like a week later the phone rings

996
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
and I get it for

997
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
a change and it's the veterinarian

998
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
yeah well it's nowhere as $800

999
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
is for the dogs

1000
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I mean okay yeah you got a bill

1001
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
for the dogs yeah I had a bill

1002
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
said receipt on it paid and everything

1003
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I thought they said they were gonna cover oh she

1004
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
signed your name no man

1005
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
she came back with a fake fucking receipt

1006
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
they look like it was from the

1007
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
fucking that and everything

1008
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
she paid yeah

1009
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
scheming dude

1010
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
on her last day of work still alive

1011
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
yeah who knows probably

1012
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
doing time I don't know she like

1013
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
locked up in Indiana somewhere

1014
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
she was on the extra guy

1015
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
found out that she'd been on probation

1016
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
from Indiana that's what she's gonna

1017
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
appear originally hiding out probation ain't bad

1018
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
from Indiana probation she was already on probation

1019
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
probation ain't bad but if you blow it

1020
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
it becomes something oh well yeah I mean

1021
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
obviously we're coming up with a

1022
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
she blew up her probation she was trying to do up here

1023
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
and then she knows whatever happened to me

1024
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
she was gone to Florida

1025
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
yeah why not

1026
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
she got picked up because she said some

1027
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
driver

1028
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
to pick some up stuff and rose out from the

1029
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
house and it was a bunch of clothes she had

1030
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
ordered from a Cadillac warehouse

1031
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
still had the tags on them and the

1032
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
computer she bought

1033
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
but all this stuff that never got paid

1034
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
for it was all this is

1035
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
stolen merchandise nice

1036
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
man this lady's fucking got man

1037
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
she's a shady lady

1038
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
but get this right so we put

1039
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
at the back of this guy's truck

1040
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
he's got to go up to Canada and come back

1041
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
first wait what?

1042
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
we put this guy's semi truck he comes up with a

1043
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
semi-chill truck to our house

1044
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
he's fucking clothes, mom wants clothes to stay in

1045
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
wasn't there clothes but we put the clothes in the truck

1046
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
what she would do is she would steal

1047
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
she would order some trucking companies

1048
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
she would order all these clothes in marks

1049
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
in marks name no no no

1050
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
the guy drove over semi truck he had other

1051
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
trucks too he would just make a stop

1052
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
and we would jam these clothes on

1053
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
a truck for her you and all you're an accessory

1054
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
at this point I just want to have my house

1055
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
anyway so you hear that? at first I tried

1056
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
to get this nurse that cop I tried to keep the

1057
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
computer she made the guy come back for the

1058
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
computer huh made the guy come back for the

1059
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
computer I didn't give him the computer and

1060
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
the guy came back for it she made him come back

1061
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
for it fucking semi truck back through

1062
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Roselle to get the computer but it was

1063
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
all stolen merchandise so he's at the

1064
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
border of Canada and they see this

1065
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
stuff you know because they just check the load

1066
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
and they they kind of like

1067
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
they're there checking loads and it's

1068
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
all stolen

1069
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
oh really in the back of this guy's truck

1070
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
this poor fucking slob all made bad

1071
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
manifesting shit well no all the

1072
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
shit she gave him was stolen

1073
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
yeah but they got to have manifests for everything

1074
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
right he's not even like shit has to match

1075
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
especially if you're crossing a fucking

1076
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
master or something he's gonna be spending

1077
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
wife shit whatever you know it would make a big deal

1078
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
but yeah no they can't even cross the border for a funny

1079
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
thing but it's it's had the store

1080
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
the guy was a big big big trouble of course

1081
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
now yes yes it's always D that's

1082
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
how they picked up her she wound up getting

1083
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
oh that's how they got her

1084
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
that was her fucking down

1085
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
that was her Icarus yeah she flew too

1086
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
close to the thought yeah probably had to do

1087
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
something for that one they got actually

1088
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Indiana for the face

1089
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
of probation thing which was

1090
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
so she's on probation for

1091
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
wouldn't it was no she had a good time

1092
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
after that well still in good

1093
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
vision was for well here we go you should be

1094
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
well she said that she was

1095
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
the district manager

1096
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
for Steinmark remember store Steinmark

1097
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
nope yeah I do

1098
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
they want her to be in this fucking catalog house

1099
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
yeah and

1100
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
she apparently been right she had a corporate

1101
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
checkbook of Steinmark's

1102
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
and she was making her own

1103
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
checks for herself sweet that's

1104
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
an old school scam

1105
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
yeah and this was old time

1106
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
fuck you know I mean like there was

1107
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
back then no cameras no nothing

1108
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
you could get away with their husband

1109
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
multiple places maybe Steinmark because he was

1110
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Gary Stein her husband

1111
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
yeah listen man

1112
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
if you find a good lick what do you do you run it till it burns

1113
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
yeah yeah

1114
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
you know I mean that's not much of a lick but she did kind of

1115
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
hang out and have a good time for a little while

1116
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
it's a pretty good lick for her she lived in a house

1117
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
with her dad and her

1118
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
son with a cool

1119
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
$1000 to build his race car

1120
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
the rent money I figured out once I went to the kids

1121
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
race car I heard he told me he was building it

1122
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
when she came to live with us

1123
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
he was an enforced finance

1124
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
the fucking uh race car

1125
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
which is never gonna run

1126
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
he's trying to get his name on the car

1127
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
trying to build a race car right here's the kid

1128
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
she's getting an enforced cash advance

1129
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
here's this kid fucking

1130
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I'm paying for his fucking race car

1131
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
needles this kid

1132
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
has got little fucking goofy tattoos

1133
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
and these earrings and fucking

1134
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
no job

1135
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
and I say what are you

1136
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
gonna do

1137
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I fucking work my ass off

1138
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
no

1139
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
the hardest working sugar baby

1140
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
the hardest working sugar baby

1141
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
in business anyways

1142
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
anyways

1143
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I said well what are you gonna do

1144
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
for a job he says I'm gonna be a race car

1145
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
driver so what are you

1146
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
gonna do until then

1147
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
an enforced credit card

1148
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I would be a loser

1149
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
he would really have

1150
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
I'm gonna race that escort

1151
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
what kind of car did he buy

1152
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
did you ever see it

1153
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
it was some charger or something like that

1154
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
what he was building but it had to be a real fucking mess

1155
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
they ripped in for a thousand sort of

1156
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
racy and tea

1157
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
oh no

1158
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
this kid was so he sat in the lazy boy

1159
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
oh fucking summer long

1160
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
watch racing

1161
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
let his dog fucking pee right in the house

1162
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
that's horrible

1163
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
you have a backyard with the fence

1164
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
man let the dog out

1165
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
exactly that's what I was like dude

1166
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
whatever that's some lazy shit right there though

1167
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I mean come on

1168
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
yeah that doesn't mean I mean you let the dog out

1169
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
yes I agree

1170
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
that's just being a fucking

1171
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
if I see the dog he's gonna have a mouth

1172
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
right that's just

1173
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
you sit down in the car and put the dog out and don't get up to do it

1174
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
you fucking asshole

1175
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I mean did he piss in the house

1176
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
that was a problem

1177
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
you're gonna mark your territory

1178
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
ridiculous dude it's a giant pit bull

1179
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
that's my couch question

1180
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
yeah how big was this pit bull

1181
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
fucking it ate rocks dude

1182
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
it didn't mean nothing

1183
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
it was big it was like the biggest fucking

1184
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
it was like half a ton

1185
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
it looked like it was half a rock wile or the fucking thing

1186
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
was it big as ike

1187
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
almost as big as ike

1188
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
almost as big as ike

1189
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
it's called the American stretch fire share

1190
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
that's what I had

1191
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
yeah that's what he had

1192
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
it ate rocks

1193
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
it ate rocks, it was like ike wasn't that stupid

1194
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
nah this dog was dumb

1195
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
how did he get fed enough or right or something

1196
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
no he don't even come on

1197
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
they fill all the bottoms of mark's doors

1198
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
in every house

1199
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
every doorway in the house

1200
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
that one dog

1201
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
this is a little bit

1202
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
nose coming through the door

1203
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
why?

1204
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
he's just chewing on the door

1205
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
he's not around it

1206
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
you're on the other side you just see the nose

1207
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
in the teeth

1208
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
they're not too cool man

1209
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
dude how could you live in a house

1210
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
with a horse like this

1211
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
the fucking door gets smaller

1212
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
and smaller oh he didn't chew the door

1213
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
the doors get all busted

1214
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
up at the bottom they weren't busted

1215
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
up at the bottom of the door they were fine

1216
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
they weren't

1217
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
he doesn't remember that

1218
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I'll take Larry's word for it

1219
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
aww

1220
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
how about when all them punk rock assholes

1221
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
moved into your house

1222
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
yeah then they hit punk rock assholes

1223
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
and moved into the house

1224
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
how many? this guy's friend

1225
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
this is a band

1226
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
this is fucking Dave

1227
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I knew right away

1228
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
he didn't want to pay 600

1229
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
then he tells me

1230
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
okay I'll pay a six

1231
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
then he gives me four

1232
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
has a party

1233
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
a seven year old man living there

1234
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
they're playing punk rock music

1235
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
one kid's got a

1236
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
the one two one two

1237
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
miss a thing

1238
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
what do they call a kid

1239
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
we got nowhere

1240
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
he died

1241
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
what was his name though

1242
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I want to shout him out

1243
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
his name was uh

1244
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Biggums Biggie

1245
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
he was missing from the D down

1246
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
no

1247
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
I think he had a play in his head

1248
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
he didn't have any leg

1249
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
because Ava came over the morning

1250
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I was

1251
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
who's Ava? Mark's other awesome

1252
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:11,000
girl friend

1253
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
who's Ava? I've never heard of her

1254
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
oh my god

1255
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
he didn't even say anything

1256
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
he just laughed

1257
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
she was the best

1258
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
I don't know about was she the best

1259
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
or you say that in a sarcastic way

1260
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
she was the best

1261
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
she was a handful

1262
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
to say the very fucking minimum

1263
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
but she also was

1264
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
good hard

1265
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
she was the best

1266
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
she eventually stepped in front of a fucking

1267
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
truck

1268
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
committed suicide

1269
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
but she always said

1270
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
she really walked in front of a truck

1271
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
she always said to her to die by truck

1272
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
she said I will die by truck

1273
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
she would say all the time I will die by truck

1274
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
oh were you shooting foreign?

1275
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
from Poland

1276
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
she had a pole like that's how she talked

1277
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
she had like jazz I got bored

1278
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
how old were you

1279
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
just a couple years ago

1280
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
how old were you?

1281
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
it was probably about 10 or 12 years ago

1282
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
10 or 12 years ago

1283
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
and you lived with her?

1284
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
we were both in her 50's

1285
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
she used to tell you she was going to kill herself?

1286
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
she lived by North Avenue

1287
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
right behind the bar

1288
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
no no no

1289
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
she had a house but she lost the house

1290
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I mean where did she live?

1291
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
she lived there for years

1292
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
and but anyways

1293
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
she was trying to kill herself

1294
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I've been waiting on the front door

1295
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
what do you mean she was trying to kill herself?

1296
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
she was running across Lake Street

1297
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
she was fucking trucks

1298
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
she was drinking but she was coming from around the back of the house

1299
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
she was drinking or drugging?

1300
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
yeah she was a real bad drunk

1301
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
I mean fan force

1302
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I mean Jesus

1303
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I tried to put up with it

1304
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
and then what happened?

1305
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
I can't

1306
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
you can't do it

1307
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
yes Ava

1308
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I'm leaving

1309
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Mary's got to go pay the house cleaner

1310
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
okay honey

1311
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
we're going to work at 2 o'clock

1312
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
beautiful day we'll go for a nice bike ride

1313
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
okay darling okay

1314
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
and you come up and she'll be so plastered

1315
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
that you'll do a bike ride

1316
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
what did she drink?

1317
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
school

1318
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
shout out to Ava

1319
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
what happened?

1320
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
you were with her when she killed herself?

1321
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
no

1322
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
we actually broke up about a year before

1323
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
we still talked a lot

1324
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
I was even thinking about getting back together with her

1325
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
if she was doing good

1326
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
do dating an alcoholic is the worst thing you ever did

1327
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
it's impossible

1328
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
if you drink a blackout

1329
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
if you drink a blackout drunk

1330
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
she could go over 4 days

1331
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
and be working

1332
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
but you can tell there's nothing in her eyes

1333
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
the cops came with the computer

1334
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
they tell what you're doing

1335
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
couldn't find her

1336
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
they got this computer

1337
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
they were trying to find out what her name was

1338
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
there's a police computer

1339
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
that just comes next to you

1340
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
and it excelses you everything

1341
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
wait what?

1342
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
what the fuck is this?

1343
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I got questioned with it when Timmy died

1344
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
man they pulled out the laptop

1345
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
and they questioned me and my parents house

1346
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
my dad was cool enough to call me and he said

1347
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
hey Larry the cops are here

1348
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
looking for you

1349
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
do you want to go to your house

1350
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
or do you want to talk to them here?

1351
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
is it a lie detector?

1352
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
they can't be in the miserable court

1353
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I know but they still use it to see

1354
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
where they're at

1355
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
they do it

1356
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
that's illegal

1357
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
they do it

1358
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
you fucking ass clown

1359
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
your wife is a lawyer

1360
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
and you wouldn't even go

1361
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
it was brand new

1362
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
we were like what the fuck was that

1363
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
and then later I found out about it

1364
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
you guys are idiots

1365
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
no I'm not

1366
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
okay now I'm intrigued about Ava

1367
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
they couldn't even find her

1368
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
she was so plaster drunk

1369
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
that she wasn't even showing up

1370
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
as like being on this thing

1371
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
being on what?

1372
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
the computer thing, it picks up you

1373
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
it picks up everything about you

1374
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
it's very sensitive

1375
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
it's kind of like you two guys

1376
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
you kiss and lower it to 4-10

1377
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
she was blank

1378
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
she was completely blanked out

1379
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
your eyes were dead

1380
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
more than just her eyes

1381
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
but I mean you know what

1382
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
when you're with a hardcore alcoholic

1383
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
and I'm sure everybody's seen a hardcore alcoholic

1384
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
we were looking at one

1385
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
your eyes were just blank

1386
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
gone, you're not there

1387
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I didn't bring a mirror in here

1388
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
is he drunk side of a plastic fucking vodka bottle?

1389
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
why you keep breaking the fourth wall

1390
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
remember the day

1391
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
she got picked up in the morning at work

1392
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
I had to call you to drive her car home

1393
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I always had to call them to get her

1394
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
they're not gonna let her drive anymore today

1395
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
she was cute enough to not fucking get DUIs

1396
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
all the time but we always had to go pick up her car

1397
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
and shit

1398
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
she's super drunk in my house

1399
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I throw her out, she's all drunk

1400
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
how'd you throw her out, like the fresh prince?

1401
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
just tossed her out

1402
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
she got in her car

1403
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
whenever they do something

1404
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
she got in her car and left

1405
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
she got her car and left

1406
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
oh my god how much time did she have to

1407
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
come back, come back like 10, 15 minutes later

1408
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
without her car

1409
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
without her car

1410
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
without her car, got blood all over her

1411
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
she's like, where's your car

1412
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
oh please give me a ride

1413
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

1414
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
fuck, you can give me this bitch

1415
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Larry what are we at

1416
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
we're over time

1417
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
okay that's where we're gonna end it okay

1418
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
alright

1419
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000
thanks for tuning in to Larry and Needle's show

1420
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I'm Larry

1421
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I wanna thank Mark

1422
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
for being such a dirtbag

1423
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
oh we're gonna do another episode

1424
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
definitely and for they love you

1425
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
oh we're gonna do volumes on Ava

1426
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
we gotta do another hour

1427
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
thanks for listening

1428
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
like, subscribe

1429
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
we're gonna set that web address up

1430
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
but Larry and I

1431
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
ate too many mushrooms

1432
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
yeah that's very good

1433
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
we gotta do it guys

1434
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:41,000
thanks for listening to Needle's show