1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 And... 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 And Needle. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 And... 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 And Needle. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 And... 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 And Needle. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Show. 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And we're rolling. Alright, hello. Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. I'm Larry. 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 And I'm Needle. 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:29,000 And uh, you can't see it but we're in a different studio today. 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 We just made our studio. We upgraded. 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,000 We're in the lab but we turned half of it into the studio which I'm sure you're really bored with but we're just going to tell you what's going on. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Yeah, and then also... We made some t-shirts today. 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Remember to like, follow, subscribe, tell your friends, hit our email address at the Larry and Needle Show, all lowercase at yahoo.com. 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,000 And we're going to send out some t-shirts to the first ten people who respond with their size. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Yeah. And we'll cover all the costs. 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Yeah. And shout out to Russ and Matt. I got t-shirts for you too when I see you. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,000 So Larry and I really don't do anything. We just hang out and get stoned so that's why we do so many episodes. 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:16,000 We're not comedians. We're not broadcasters but we're working our way towards whatever this is going to be. 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 So if we could release one a day, you know, better for you, right? 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 That's it, man. How you doing today, Larry? 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good. 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I'm fucking hailing out today which is crazy. 25 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Yeah, it was weird. 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 We were 80 degrees last week. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 My wife... Bullshit. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I know. It's crazy for sure. My wife said, uh, oh, oh god, that doesn't look like real stuff. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 That looks like plastic. It's some government shit. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 It was like foam. Like that styrofoam. Those little balls and shit. I showed you that video. 31 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Yeah, but my wife thought it was like, you know, sent down from the ball. 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 The government? 33 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Yeah. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Really? 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yeah. 36 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I mean, now she's focused her conspiracy theories on the weather. 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Partially, yeah. 38 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Well, it sounds like fully. I mean, it doesn't sound like partially. She's saying that, uh, I mean, we all know who controls the weather, wink, wink. 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Harp. 40 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000 So I don't know if Mary's in cahoots with these people or she knows what's going on, but that doesn't sound that feasible. 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah. 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 And how are they controlling the weather? 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Well, they have different microwave techniques and they see the clouds and they do all kinds of... 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I've seen them do the light and you never see that where they shoot the rod up and they make the lightning come down. 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Sure, sure. Yeah. They can do things, man. 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Well, you can manipulate... 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 They've been able to do that since like the 40s and 50s. 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Can manipulate the stratosphere, is that what it is? 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Sure. Yeah. 50 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Maybe to... 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:44,000 You know, they could make certain weather phenomenon happen by heating up a section of the sky over, over somewhere, you know, different shit. 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Well, the fuck up is... 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 When you... I remember... 54 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 There was a various fucking bullshit that they're involved in. 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I was watching member Chernobyl. 56 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Oh, God, yeah. 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 And when it got... 58 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 We wrote a song about it, Meltdown. 59 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 When it got... 60 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Nailstrom. 61 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Which band? 62 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Nailstrom, yeah. 63 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 When... 64 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Whenever you see... 65 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Hey, you can get that on CD on Lost Realm Records. 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Jesus Christ. 67 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And it's called Chicago Meltdown. 68 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 You're gonna have to pay us for the promotion. 69 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 83-89. 70 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I don't like this. 71 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Prost-promoting. 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 But, so when Chernobyl happened, it all went into the atmosphere. 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Yeah. 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 And it reached all the way over here. 75 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Do you know what I mean? 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Sure. 77 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 We were saying that even with Three Mile Island, 78 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Oh, yeah. 79 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I think there was a little bit of release of radiation. 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 It's not gonna stay contained. 81 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 That's for damn sure. 82 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh, yeah. 83 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Remember when we were watching that thing on the dogs of Chernobyl? 84 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I showed you that, right? 85 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Oh, yeah. 86 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 That was fucking crazy. 87 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 And they were fucking mutated beyond belief. 88 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Hey, do you know that they made a fucking... 89 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 What? 90 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Like an amusement park? 91 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Not an amusement park, but you can go visit there or I think you could... 92 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah, you could do a tour there. 93 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah. 94 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 They actually have Geiger counters and shit. 95 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 They see like a kid's bedroom and a kitchen. 96 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 They just left. 97 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 And everything's still there. 98 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Would you stay? 99 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 No, but it's just fucking weird that, you know, you can go and check it out and see... 100 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Well, I mean, you're not supposed to, obviously. 101 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Oh, I thought it was okay. 102 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I mean, anything goes in fucking Ukraine, right? 103 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah, I think it is in Russia outright. 104 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Is it in Russia outright? 105 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I thought it was annexed by Russia, but... 106 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 And then of course the fallout hit Ukraine, you know. 107 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,000 But do you ever see that elephant's foot, that famous picture from inside the reactor where 108 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,000 it just melts out and it all looked like an elephant's foot? 109 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 No. 110 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 111 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I'll show it to you. 112 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Once we get a video aspect, I'll get like a whiteboard and I can put stuff up there. 113 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 You and your picture that we're going to put in the post office. 114 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Yeah. 115 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Your wanted picture. 116 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 It's cool in here, man. 117 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 It's a lot better. 118 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I'm looking around. 119 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I see all the flags we have. 120 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah, America, man. 121 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah. 122 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:47,000 So, the first thing I wanted to talk about today, which I think is silly... 123 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 The first thing I want to talk about is you got a fucking lighter. 124 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I can't see you find a lighter. 125 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 What the fuck, Larry? 126 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 We don't have the Crack Baby Mobile. 127 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 It's out in the studio. 128 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Yeah, we'll have to get it. 129 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 There's probably a lighter right up there next to my shoe. 130 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I'm sure everybody's very interested in that. 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:13,000 So, these two dudes, what do you call it, these science students created an AI woman, 132 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,000 made a profile for her, and made money selling nudes off of men. 133 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Nice. 134 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 I want you to try to guess what nationality are. 135 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Wait a second. 136 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I'm going to read you one of the comments. 137 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Okay. 138 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 You ready? 139 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Yes, I am ready. 140 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Where you're looking very pretty. 141 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 That's the whole comment? 142 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 That's the comment. 143 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Now, think about it. 144 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I think it's from East India. 145 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Ding, ding, ding. 146 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 You're looking very pretty, man. 147 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Indian dudes are horny, man. 148 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 The Bob's want everything. 149 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 They love a sexy lady. 150 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Let me tell you. 151 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:04,000 So, these dudes fucking duped all these guys into spending $100, it was multiple guys, 152 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 her nudes for this AI generated chick, her name was Claude. 153 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Are there sending pictures that look like a woman? 154 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Yeah, and the people were paying for them, and then she was... 155 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I guess if you could still wink to it, it's fucking... 156 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Dude, it's a loophole. 157 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Yeah. 158 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Why can't you... 159 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 If dudes are... 160 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Man, listen, dudes are fucking stupid, man. 161 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 They really are. 162 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 I mean, we think we're dicks, right? 163 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Yeah. 164 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 This is a known thing. 165 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Exactly. 166 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 So, if you could get away with sending... 167 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Making money off of some fake chick, why not? 168 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Send a picture of Jessica Rabbit. 169 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 So, they made about 8,100... 170 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 A card too. 171 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Well, obviously, they're going to be able to tell Larry. 172 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I know. 173 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 And they have hentai. 174 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I think that's where hentai is. 175 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 That'd be funny though, on the time, you know, when you want to let them know they're getting ripped off. 176 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 You send them to the last picture. 177 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Well, yeah, I mean, you don't want to be so apparent, right? 178 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 You kind of want it to be a little bit transparent. 179 00:06:52,000 --> 00:07:00,000 So, basically, these guys were fucking making nudes, making nudes, sending them to guys. 180 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,000 And they were catfishing them too, to get money sent to them. 181 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh, nice, nice. 182 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 So, they were like... 183 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I didn't even want to see my aunt in Connecticut. 184 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Well, they posted a picture and it got... 185 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 It was on Reddit. 186 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 You know, shout out Reddit. 187 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Oh, figure. 188 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 And they got hundreds of comments. 189 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Sure. 190 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 So, these guys, like, offered... 191 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Dudes were just like offering shit. 192 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 You know what I mean? 193 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Like, more money, more nudes, send videos. 194 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 So, that gets me to my next point. 195 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 We should probably... 196 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Not my next point would be, we should probably have some kind of slutty chick as our logo. 197 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 He would have a lot more followers. 198 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 No, I don't like that idea at all. 199 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I know. 200 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I'm thinking though. 201 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah, I'm thinking. 202 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm thinking to yourself. 203 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 We don't pay to think around your lady. 204 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So, the next thing is... 205 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Okay, laugh at your own fucking joke. 206 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 You can make deep fake porn with someone's face. 207 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Oh my God. 208 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 You know this. 209 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 No. 210 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 You don't know this. 211 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Okay. 212 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I imagine though, yeah, this is the point you could. 213 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Let's say you go to Dunkin' Donuts. 214 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 You can tell your wife that. 215 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 That doesn't mean. 216 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Wait a second. 217 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Slow down, Rod. 218 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 You're starting to spin your wheels. 219 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,000 So, let's say we go to Dunkin' Donuts today. 220 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 And there's a girl in there that you just happened to see. 221 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Yeah. 222 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 And if you take a picture of her... 223 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Oh, man. 224 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 You could take her face and put it on... 225 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 She would have made an amazing fucking porn. 226 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 This is hypothetical, Larry. 227 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 What are you talking about? 228 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 That girl in Dunkin' Donuts is fucking amazing. 229 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 My God, Jesus. 230 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Larry's throwing us under the bus now. 231 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Larry's a creeper, doesn't he? 232 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 So, it's called face swapping. 233 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 So, you take a picture of somebody. 234 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:41,680 You literally put their face in it and you can pick a body to put it on and then make 235 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,000 porno out of it. 236 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Wow. 237 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Isn't that crazy? 238 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's pretty incriminating. 239 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 So, it's... yeah. 240 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,760 So, they're having problems with this because it's used for fraud and to sway political 241 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,200 feeling or create tension. 242 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Think about this. 243 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,360 If you were a leader and you posted this shit on the computer, you could fucking cause 244 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,360 some chaos. 245 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,400 Oh, yeah, man. 246 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:09,000 Pictures of G fucking Stormy Daniels having a threesome with Donald Trump and shit. 247 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 What are you talking about? 248 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,280 You know, you could fucking put President G in there. 249 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,280 You can make Joe Biden getting double teamed by somebody. 250 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,280 You know what I mean? 251 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,280 You're not thinking outside the box, dude. 252 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,280 I'm thinking outside the box. 253 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,280 This guy already bang stormy Daniels. 254 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,280 Let's go on to some room. 255 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,280 No, I'm saying... whatever. 256 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:30,920 So, basically, I could take your face and make gay porn out of it. 257 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,280 And I won't have to do that for you because I could just look on the Internet and find 258 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,280 the gay porn with you and it... 259 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,280 So hard hitting Larry. 260 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,280 It hurts right here. 261 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,280 Fucking funnook. 262 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,280 So... 263 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,680 You're gonna fucking hang here, man. 264 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,680 What's that? 265 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,680 Forget it. 266 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,680 Oh, okay. 267 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:53,680 So, they're using it also to FaceTime with people. 268 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:59,320 So, say you call up your grandma and you get the son and you think it's a son, you can 269 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,080 do... it's not all just porn though, too. 270 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,080 Sure, you can really fucking lie to people. 271 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,440 You can scam people out of shit. 272 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,280 That's why... and AI generated voices, too. 273 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,280 Grandma, I'm in jail. 274 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,280 I need $1,000 right now. 275 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,880 If I got your voice and called fucking Big Joe and I was like, hey, this is Larry and 276 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:18,280 I got caught in the manhole again and I need $10,000 bail. 277 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,280 Oh, you're just so fucking funny. 278 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,280 I know, it made you laugh though, you dumbass. 279 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:28,840 So... but they're using it to scam the shit out of people right now. 280 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,840 Which is amazing. 281 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,280 It's fucking great, man. 282 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,280 What a wonderful world. 283 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,280 Technology is starting to surpass us. 284 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,280 That's the problem. 285 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,280 Well, it surpassed you. 286 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,280 It surpassed me. 287 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,280 I don't know what that means. 288 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,280 I mean, obviously you and I have fucking problems making a goddamn web address. 289 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,780 It took us two days to figure that out, but we did it. 290 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,280 So cheers to us. 291 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,280 Yeah. 292 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,680 But I mean, the possibilities are endless with this stuff. 293 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:58,280 We're going to have a big party at the VFW hall celebrating the web, the email address. 294 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,280 We're going to have... 295 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,280 Man, that sounds like a big blowout just for an email address. 296 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 That's going to be great, man. 297 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:08,880 Let's work on a thousand subscribers and then we can get right out to VFW and hall and have 298 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,880 a beef and brew. 299 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,880 Oh, there you go. 300 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,160 It'll be perfect. 301 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,680 And then you guys could play live. 302 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,680 Right. 303 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,640 Okay, so... got some sad news today. 304 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,880 What happened? 305 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880 Stevie Paddock. 306 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,880 Man. 307 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,880 Who's that? 308 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Stevie Paddock. 309 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,880 I don't even know. 310 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 The Las Vegas shooter. 311 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,880 Oh. 312 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,880 Are you kidding me? 313 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880 Like I'm supposed to know. 314 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,880 RIP Stevie Paddock, dude. 315 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,880 He died? 316 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:31,880 What do you mean he died? 317 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,880 He was murdered. 318 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,880 Oh, I don't know. 319 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,880 By the feds, I think. 320 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,880 Oh, okay. 321 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,480 Remember the guy that shot up the country? 322 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 323 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,680 It was called the Route 91 Harvest Festival. 324 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680 We talked about this last time. 325 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,680 I forgot that. 326 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,680 So... 327 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,080 I don't remember the motherfucker's name. 328 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,880 I don't like, you know, I don't try and idolize those fuckers. 329 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,080 I'm not idolizing him at all. 330 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,680 I'm just bringing up some news, man. 331 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,680 Okay. 332 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,880 So this poor guy got the run to the stick. 333 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,880 What happened, man? 334 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,280 Well, this is the guy that... remember what we were talking about? 335 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,680 What the... took the guns up to the Vegas hotel room. 336 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,680 Oh, yeah. 337 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,680 Shot all those people. 338 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:10,480 Okay, well, so allegedly he just kicked the... opened the window and started opening fire 339 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 on everybody. 340 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480 Right. 341 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,480 Okay? 342 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,480 There's a lot of conspiracy theories. 343 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,480 Allegedly. 344 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,680 Yeah, there's a lot of conspiracy theories. 345 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:21,080 So basically this poor guy, man, not even in death can he get a break. 346 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,840 Let me tell you. 347 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,880 All his proceeds have been divided amongst the family members. 348 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,400 They've auctioned off all of his stuff and sold all his shit. 349 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,880 I wonder what they got through those guns. 350 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh, wait a second. 351 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880 I got you, Kat Rods. 352 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,880 I got you, kiddo. 353 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,880 I did my... I did my work today. 354 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880 All right. 355 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,880 So they got 1.4 million. 356 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,880 Wow. 357 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,880 Wait, wait, wait. 358 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,880 It took six years to get this process. 359 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,880 So court fees and all this shit to not have to be... has to be taken out of this. 360 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,880 A lot of stuff happened. 361 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,880 Right? 362 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,880 61 survivors of the victims are getting money. 363 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,880 Okay. 364 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,880 Think about that. 365 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,880 Okay. 366 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,880 It's a 1.4 million. 367 00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,880 That's not much. 368 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880 Try to do the math. 369 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,880 Yeah. 370 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,880 Let's see if you can do something here. 371 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,880 It's getting low. 372 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,880 All right. 373 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,880 Don't you want to take a stab at it? 374 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,880 Now you're going to ask me to do fucking math and stuff. 375 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,880 Just because you're all stoned. 376 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,880 Okay, wait, how much was it? 377 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,880 No, Jesus. 378 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,880 I don't want to be here all day now. 379 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,880 21,300 dollars each. 380 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,880 Wow. 381 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,880 I mean, you could buy a nice couple of fucking t-shirts from that concert. 382 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,880 They're probably vintage now. 383 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,880 Yeah. 384 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,880 They probably go for a lot of money. 385 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,880 Yeah. 386 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,880 But... 387 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,880 Especially low in bullet hole. 388 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,880 21 grand, dude. 389 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,880 $300. 390 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,880 Isn't that crazy? 391 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,880 Yeah. 392 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 But that... 393 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880 I don't know. 394 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,880 Well, what's wrong with that though? 395 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,880 What do you think they should have done? 396 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880 Something differently? 397 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:44,880 Well, I mean, everybody's so litigious, so I'm sure there's other lawsuits going on. 398 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,880 Sure. 399 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,880 You know what I mean? 400 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,880 This is just the depletion of his property, the liquidation of his property. 401 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:49,880 And this is just... 402 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:54,880 Now, his property consisting of like what, a house, a car, the guns, all this shit. 403 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,880 Everything he had, yeah. 404 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,880 Okay. 405 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,880 So, he had 49 guns. 406 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,880 Wow. 407 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,880 13 were retained by the FBI and the other 36 were destroyed. 408 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 Oh, man. 409 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Okay, now listen though. 410 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,880 This is fucking bananas. 411 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:16,880 What they do in Vegas is they were going to auction off these guns. 412 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,880 So, they would have auctioned off 36 guns. 413 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,880 And they would have probably made a shit, you know what I mean? 414 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,880 Yeah, fucking shit. 415 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880 Like there's some sick fucks out there. 416 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Yeah, fucking shit, a ton of money. 417 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,880 Well, there's some sick fucks out there, man. 418 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,880 Yeah. 419 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,880 Like Nazi memorabilia, link, link. 420 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,880 Let's see, there's a lot of other stuff. 421 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:40,880 But so an anonymous donor gave $62,500 to cover the cost of the weapons being destroyed. 422 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 Wow. 423 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,880 So, isn't that crazy? 424 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880 Yeah. 425 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880 Like... 426 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Someone donated the money to destroy the gun. 427 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880 Yeah, because I mean... 428 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880 And it was a victim's... 429 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,880 That's a painful thing. 430 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,880 Think about that, man. 431 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,880 Sure. 432 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:54,880 Those guns could be used in crimes again. 433 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,880 Yeah. 434 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,880 They could be put in some weird fucking freak show. 435 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,880 Museum. 436 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,880 Look at this gun. 437 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,880 It would be with the O'Bonnie and Clyde's car, remember? 438 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 439 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,880 And I mean, they still... 440 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 I think they have like the murder museum. 441 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,880 Do you have a Ziploc bag full of M&Ms in your pocket? 442 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,880 And you're not even going to take them... 443 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880 Oh, Jesus, man. 444 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880 I swear to God, Larry. 445 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880 What is wrong with you? 446 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,880 I like your bedazzled shoes, too. 447 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:18,880 The very nice... 448 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,880 Happy bedazzles. 449 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880 Yeah. 450 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880 Ohm. 451 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,880 So, yeah, this poor guy just can't catch a break. 452 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 He's a Steven Paddock. 453 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 Man. 454 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,880 I don't know what else to do about it. 455 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,880 Well, we should probably throw some kind of benefit thing for him. 456 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,880 We're at Vegas. 457 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,880 Should we see if we can petition for a permit? 458 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,880 Hey, we want to have a Steven Paddock benefit. 459 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880 Throw a party in that room. 460 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Yeah. 461 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,880 I don't think we'd be leaving without a couple lumps. 462 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,880 You can go in and negotiate. 463 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,880 How's that? 464 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,880 I'm sure Aisle's already tried. 465 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,880 Well, I mean, I don't... 466 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,880 That thing's just been brushed under the rug, though. 467 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880 You don't hear... 468 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,880 It's weird I don't hear nothing of... 469 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,880 Remember after 9-11 happened for ten fucking years everybody was like, 470 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,880 America, America, and then all of a sudden it started to slowly decline? 471 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:06,880 Yeah. 472 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,880 Like everybody was prideful at one point. 473 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,880 Well, that was because they wanted to shift the... 474 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880 Agenda? 475 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880 Yeah, you know. 476 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:18,880 At that time they thought it would work to their advantage for everyone to be all into it, but... 477 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,880 Into what? 478 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880 The country? 479 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880 Yeah. 480 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 Yeah, but everybody banded together. 481 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,880 Yeah, and now they see that it's probably better if they say, 482 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,880 Fuck America and make everyone hate it. 483 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Who says that? 484 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,880 I will slap a motherfucker in the mouth if I hear that. 485 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,880 All right, I'll point him out next time. 486 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,880 Do we know somebody like that? 487 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880 No, we don't. 488 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,880 Oh, Jesus Christ. 489 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880 Not personally. 490 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,880 I was gonna say, if this guy's in your circle... 491 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,880 It's the people on top. 492 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,880 Of who? 493 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,880 You know, the president and shit like that, people like that. 494 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880 What? 495 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,880 What are you talking about? 496 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,880 M&M's are getting your head. 497 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 Yeah. 498 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,880 How about this, man? 499 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880 All right. 500 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,880 Hit me up later. 501 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,880 These guys aren't having such a great day. 502 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:07,880 There's a bunch of diplomats that are stuck in Sudan, and I guess they warned these fucking 503 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,880 people a couple weeks ago to get out of there. 504 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 Where's Sudan? 505 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,880 Africa? 506 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880 Yeah. 507 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,880 And the civil war broke out. 508 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,880 So now these people are stuck there. 509 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,880 I remember all that shit on fire we were just watching that. 510 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880 Was that what that was? 511 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880 Yeah, that was Sudan. 512 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,880 Oh, I was watching something. 513 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,880 Remember, they were talking... 514 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,880 I asked Red Dead somewhere else. 515 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,880 They were blowing the airport up. 516 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,880 Okay. 517 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880 And then the jets were flying over. 518 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880 They were blowing the runway. 519 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,880 There's a lot of Americans there, and they're fucking stuck there. 520 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880 Why? 521 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880 What the fuck are they doing out there? 522 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880 I don't know. 523 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880 I don't know, but they're... 524 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880 Business people? 525 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,880 Yeah. 526 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,880 What do you need that for? 527 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,880 Hand me one of them fucking lighters, so I don't have to keep asking you. 528 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,880 Here, take this one. 529 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 Thank you. 530 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880 Yeah, no problem. 531 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880 What the fuck are they doing out there? 532 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,880 Did you find out? 533 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:54,880 No, but you know, they have different things they're doing, different business, and different... 534 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880 Yeah. 535 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880 You know... 536 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,880 I mean, obviously, I'm sure a lot of the Americans are out there. 537 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,880 I'm sure... 538 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880 No, they're not. 539 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880 They're actually not. 540 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880 Why me the government Americans? 541 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,880 No, some of them are stuck too. 542 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880 Yeah, but they'll get those fuckers out. 543 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:11,880 And they sat on TV, you know, they had the press secretary saying, you know, she's a lying fucking cunt. 544 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880 Which one's that? 545 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,880 The raggedy-an looking bitch, the fucking buckwheat looking one. 546 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,880 With the air. 547 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,880 With the air. 548 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,880 Yeah. 549 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:20,880 Okay, Larry, yeah. 550 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,880 I think you just broke it down. 551 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,880 Okay? 552 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,880 And what did she say? 553 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,880 She said the people are stuck there, and now at this point it's probably too late because 554 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,880 they don't have the means to go there and be able to get them out. 555 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,880 No, come on. 556 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,880 That's just what they said, man. 557 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,880 I know, but... 558 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880 Maybe you're lying. 559 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880 ...they're not even what they say. 560 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,880 Well, they probably just don't want to go get those fuckers. 561 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,880 And they're not going to announce it. 562 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,880 Right. 563 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:41,880 So we're coming to get you. 564 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,880 I'm telling you right now, those guys are fucking secure. 565 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880 American citizens? 566 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,880 Man, you're crazy. 567 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,880 What do you mean? 568 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,880 We probably have troops there. 569 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,880 American citizen doesn't mean shit anymore. 570 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880 Yeah, it does? 571 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880 Not really. 572 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,880 Well, you could use this as a bargaining chip. 573 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,600 He'll be used, yeah. 574 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,600 The people that are there will be used. 575 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,880 So it means something. 576 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,880 Yeah, give us our terrorists back for these innocent people. 577 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Well, yeah. 578 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880 Didn't we trade somebody for... 579 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,880 Oh, yeah, that Brittany Griner chick. 580 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,880 No, you don't hear anything about her either. 581 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,880 No. 582 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,880 Or the angel of death dude or whatever his name is. 583 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,880 Well, you'll hear about him later. 584 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,880 I was going to say about 50, about 40 more years. 585 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,880 No, no, not even that long. 586 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,880 He'll fucking be involved in something. 587 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,880 Oh, he's involved in shit right now. 588 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,880 Yeah, yeah, but he'll get caught doing something. 589 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,880 I mean, he was like a violent arms dealer. 590 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880 Yeah, and you know what? 591 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,880 I saw a special about that guy once. 592 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,880 He had some fucking connections. 593 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,880 Like, I mean, he knew the worst of the worst people. 594 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,880 Well, all around the fucking world. 595 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,880 I was like, wow, man. 596 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:47,880 He was young doing it, man, selling these fucking guns. 597 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:52,880 I mean, shipping fucking, playing full fucking containers full. 598 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,880 There's a cool movie called God of War. 599 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880 Yeah. 600 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,880 It's a Nicholas Cage and he's like a gun runner or he's like an arms dealer. 601 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,880 And it shows all the connections he has and what he gets. 602 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,880 And it's cool, the beginning of the movie, it starts like, 603 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 they show them making a bullet. 604 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Then it goes somewhere, then it goes somewhere, and it goes somewhere. 605 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,880 And then finally it ends up in like Sudan. 606 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880 Oh, wow. 607 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,880 And there's just like little kids and they just take the bullets and they dump them on the ground 608 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,880 and everybody just grabs them and starts loading their weapons. 609 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,880 It's just like a firefight going on. 610 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,880 Oh, man. 611 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,880 Like, man, the warlords out there, they're fucking vicious. 612 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,880 Remember that general butt naked dude we were? 613 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,880 Oh, yeah. 614 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,880 The guy would fucking eat hearts. 615 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880 Yeah. 616 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,880 He would cut people, tie them to a pole, cut their back open, 617 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,880 and eat their heart out from the back. 618 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,880 Yeah, he was a bad motherfucker. 619 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,880 He was a real, he would go into battle naked. 620 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,880 And it's general butt naked. 621 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880 Yeah. 622 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,880 And they would sacrifice a child before each fucking war or fight. 623 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,880 Man. 624 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,880 The guys were ruthless and they were all drugged up, man. 625 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Yeah, well, you know, it's part of it. 626 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,880 And they used to dress, one guy dressed like Chuckie, 627 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,880 another guy would dress like Michael Myers. 628 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,880 Like they were dressing like Freddie Krueger and shit. 629 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,880 Yeah, that was fucking crazy. 630 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,880 Little stabby. 631 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,880 Little bludgeonty, little rapey. 632 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,880 Yeah, that was pretty good. 633 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,880 I like that. 634 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,880 Those guys, the fuck. 635 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,880 If I was going to have an army, I would let everyone pick their own shit. 636 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,880 And they'd be children too, because they're fucking easy to manipulate. 637 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,880 And there you go, fucking going to war. 638 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,880 Yeah, wouldn't he have like 12-year-old kids and 11-year-old kids fighting for him? 639 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880 Give him some meth. 640 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880 You know, here you go, kiddos. 641 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880 Here's an AK-47. 642 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,880 They all wound up. 643 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880 They all wound up, man. 644 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,880 If you kill enough people, I'll give you some hot wheel cars tonight. 645 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880 Hot wheel cars. 646 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,880 I give you something to eat. 647 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:44,880 We won't keep feeding you drugs, because we don't have to war for a couple days. 648 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,880 But those guys live a brutal lifestyle. 649 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,880 Well, yeah. 650 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,880 They're fucking warlords, dude. 651 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,880 But they're all like, they're like jungle people. 652 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,880 You know what I mean? 653 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,880 They would be a good person to go camping with. 654 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,880 Remember that, what was that thought? 655 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,880 They would know what to do. 656 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880 What'd you just say? 657 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,880 They would be good people to go camping with. 658 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880 You want to go camping with these people? 659 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,880 No, you fucking idiot. 660 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 But they would be good at camping. 661 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880 Why that? 662 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880 Well, they live in a fucking jungle. 663 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,880 They're all prepared to do shit like that already, you know. 664 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 No, I don't. 665 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,880 Okay, I'll take your word for it. 666 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,880 I want to see these guys pitching a tent. 667 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880 They probably can make a fire. 668 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880 Yeah, they can pitch a tent, right? 669 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,880 You're pitching a tent right now looking at me. 670 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,880 Yeah, thinking about kids. 671 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,880 And you're thinking about all these 12-year-old war boys. 672 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,880 Oh, worked up. 673 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,880 Got the butts cut out of their Chucky uniforms. 674 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880 Just right here. 675 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880 Assless Chucky uniforms. 676 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,880 Yeah, assless Chucky pants. 677 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,880 Very silly. 678 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,880 But... 679 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:50,880 So what happened with that Chinese balloon? 680 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,880 Anything? 681 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,880 Did you figure out what was going on with it? 682 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,880 No, they... 683 00:22:54,880 --> 00:23:01,880 Yeah, they went over all of our heavy fucking, heavily fortified military installations, 684 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880 figured out all kinds of information. 685 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,880 With the balloon? 686 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,880 Yeah. 687 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880 Can't do it. 688 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,880 They looked like idiots, don't we? 689 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,880 It was outfitted with a lot of shit, man. 690 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,880 That balloon was fucking huge. 691 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880 Yeah. 692 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,880 It was very, very big. 693 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,880 Well, people, yeah, you can see it from the ground, people said. 694 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,880 I mean, they said it was the size of six school buses. 695 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,880 That's fucking crazy. 696 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880 That's fucking huge. 697 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,880 I mean, how the fuck does that shit get by? 698 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880 Obviously, it might be under the radar. 699 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,880 That's bigger than, like, a balloon that you'd fly around in with the little bears. 700 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,880 Hot air balloon, you mean? 701 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,880 Yeah, hot air balloon. 702 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,880 But how the fuck is that under the radar? 703 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,880 Is that what's going on? 704 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,880 I think it might be a... 705 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,880 I don't know. 706 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,880 You know? 707 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,880 Because it's got to be... 708 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Someone's got to track it. 709 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,880 It's just so small, it might just be, you know, a bird or something. 710 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,880 No, not even... 711 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,880 Come on, radar, sis. 712 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,880 I mean, if you're flying over... 713 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880 No, I don't know. 714 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,880 Think about that. 715 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880 If you're flying over sensitive institutions... 716 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,880 They knew it was there the whole time. 717 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880 They just let it go. 718 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880 That's the dumbest fucking part. 719 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,880 Maybe that's what we have to do, just let go, right? 720 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,880 Let go and let go. 721 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,880 Yeah, but I don't know how... 722 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880 Let go and let the United States take care of it. 723 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,880 So we're able to steer the thing as well. 724 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,880 Well, yeah, they just can't fucking let it... 725 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,880 Go right down. 726 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,880 Yeah, I mean... 727 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,880 Well, we were kids in like fucking grade school, like first or second grade, third grade or 728 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880 something like that. 729 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,880 Yeah. 730 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880 We went outside and we all had like... 731 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:17,880 We put our names and address on a postcard or some piece of paper. 732 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880 Oh, boy. 733 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,880 I know what you're gonna say next time. 734 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,880 We put it on a balloon and we let him go and a couple of kids got letters back. 735 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,880 Like, one kid got a letter from someone in Ireland, somebody got a loan. 736 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,880 Oh, really? 737 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,880 Yeah. 738 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,880 No shit. 739 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,880 You think the school just did that though? 740 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,880 No, only like two kids got two or three kids out of the whole school. 741 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,880 I think the teachers did that, yeah. 742 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,880 You think so? 743 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,880 I don't think so. 744 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,880 You guys are a little idiots. 745 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880 Nah, man. 746 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,880 Man, to get your hope as... 747 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,880 Oh my God! 748 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,880 They were getting fucking shit postmarked from, you know, Europe. 749 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,680 It was taking months and stuff. 750 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,880 It didn't come back for a long time. 751 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880 Okay. 752 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,880 Very long time. 753 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,880 Like... 754 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,880 I think I did that too. 755 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,880 Months, man. 756 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,880 We were so wasteful and hurt the environment so much. 757 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 Let these fucking... 758 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,880 Let the whole school go. 759 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,880 Every kid let a balloon go and see how many whales we can choke out with this motherfucker. 760 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,880 Man, there actually is a story about like these balloons. 761 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,880 You ever see when these idiots fucking let go of balloons and they go into the power lines? 762 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,880 No. 763 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880 They let you know those like foil balloons? 764 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,880 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 765 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,880 So if you have power coming into a house, it's three lines, ABC phase. 766 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,880 If you go in between them, that's how you get killed. 767 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,880 So you go A, B, A, C, B, C, B, you know what I mean? 768 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,880 Like that's how you get killed because now your body is completing the circuit. 769 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880 Okay. 770 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,880 So they let these... 771 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,880 You know, but you've seen the foil balloons, right? 772 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,880 Yes. 773 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,880 The ones like they're the weird shape. 774 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,880 Yeah, like a heart and it never deflates. 775 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,880 Dude. 776 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,880 They float forever. 777 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:45,520 Well yeah, and they fucking launched that bitch up and it turns right in between them 778 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,520 and bam! 779 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,880 Fucking lightning bolts. 780 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880 It hits the ground. 781 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880 Really? 782 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,520 It scares the shit out of them, man. 783 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,880 It's so funny. 784 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,880 Lucky nobody got killed on that shit. 785 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,720 Well yeah, but I think who's the fucking fault is it? 786 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,720 You know what I mean? 787 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,880 Like these idiots are out there. 788 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,640 I'll tell you man, this is really fucking dope. 789 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,640 I got this. 790 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,640 I got to tell the people at home. 791 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,880 Wait, I'm going to read this right now. 792 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 Okay. 793 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,880 Balloon Fest 1986. 794 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,880 Oh wow. 795 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880 I just remembered this. 796 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,880 1996 event in Cleveland, Ohio. 797 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,880 1986 or... 798 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,880 86, sorry, 86. 799 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,880 A world record... 800 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880 Get your shit straight. 801 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,880 Shut the fuck up bitch. 802 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880 Dude, fucking man. 803 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,880 A world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons. 804 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,880 Oh my god. 805 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:36,560 The event took place on September 27th, 1986 and was intended to be a harmless fundraising 806 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,920 publicity stunt, but the balloons drifted back over the city Lake Erie and landed in 807 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,880 the surrounding area causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. 808 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,880 Wow. 809 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,440 Well, a million and something balloons is a hell of a lot of fucking rubbish. 810 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,440 The event also interfered with the United States Coast Guard search for two boaters 811 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,120 who were later found drowned. 812 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,880 So a balloon fest killed two people inadvertently. 813 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,880 Oh my god. 814 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,880 Isn't that amazing? 815 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,880 I can't believe I just remembered this man. 816 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,880 That is fucking crazy. 817 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880 Dude, they fucking... 818 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880 What do you call it? 819 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880 Wow, that's really it. 820 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,880 Sometimes, you know, motherfuckers gotta die though. 821 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880 Isn't it funny though? 822 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,880 Do balloon fest 86 killed two boaters inadvertently? 823 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880 It's amazing. 824 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,880 I almost killed two boaters once. 825 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,880 Look at... 826 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:22,880 When someone let me operate their boat and shit, holy fuck. 827 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,880 It didn't look like that when we did it at school, man. 828 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,880 Dude, does a million fucking balloons... 829 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,880 That is fucking crazy looking, man. 830 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,880 Imagine the environmental impact on that. 831 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,880 It looks like Skittles in the fucking sky. 832 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880 That shit's hilarious. 833 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,880 Dude, they didn't give a fuck in the 80s. 834 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,880 They didn't kill two humans. 835 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,880 You know how many birds and fucking fish and everything else got killed? 836 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,880 Dude, it stopped the airport from flying, dumbass motherfuckers. 837 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,880 Who the fuck okayed that shit? 838 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,880 And how do you blow up... 839 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,880 Dude, man, how long do you think it takes to blow up 1.5 balloons? 840 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,880 Well, I mean, the way you blow, I'm sure you get it done in a week. 841 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,880 I get that done in a week, two days. 842 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,880 Aw, man, Larry. 843 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,880 Start renting you out. 844 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,880 But the 80s rocked. 845 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,880 Remember people fucking... 846 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,880 They got pissed when they started it. 847 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,880 Fuck you, I graduated high school in 1985, man. 848 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,880 I didn't ask you that's okay. 849 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,880 I know the 80s more than you were a little fucking kid. 850 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,880 You want to fight over the 80s, you bitch. 851 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,880 You old fucking, me-cast-hit bitch. 852 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,880 Just push you down. 853 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,880 But the fucking... 854 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,880 What do you call it? 855 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880 You could do whatever you wanted. 856 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,880 Remember when they got pissed off about drinking and driving? 857 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,880 Yeah, those assholes. 858 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,880 What do you mean those assholes? 859 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880 Just can't let you be. 860 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,880 There's actually like video of people going on the street being like, 861 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,880 what do you think about them starting to implement drinking and driving laws? 862 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,880 And guys are drinking in their car. 863 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,880 They're like, that's bullshit. 864 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,880 There's a kid in the car, he's got a beer. 865 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Hand me another beer, Johnny. 866 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,880 Yeah, they got a cooler in between them. 867 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,880 I've ridden with the many of fucking older... 868 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,880 I don't know, I don't want to tell you. 869 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,880 A lot of older men that you can talk about. 870 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,880 Yeah, I didn't know how to say that. 871 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880 I know what it was. 872 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,880 I've taken rides from older men with coolers in their car. 873 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,880 And then what happened? 874 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,880 Well, I don't remember. 875 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,880 I mean, then they put this rag over my face. 876 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,880 And the next thing I know is that church. 877 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,880 Yeah, okay. 878 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,880 Bless you, my son. 879 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,880 Yeah, that's what they did, let me tell you. 880 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,880 Did that out when at choir practice? 881 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,880 No, I wasn't a choir boy. 882 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,880 Alter boy school? 883 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,880 Alter boy, no. 884 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,880 No, you know what though? 885 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,880 There was a freak at our school. 886 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,880 Who fucked the priest? 887 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,880 No, I think it went the other way. 888 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,880 I mean, you gotta be a real pervert. 889 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,880 You gotta be a real pervert to go fuck priests 890 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,880 when you're in like sixth or seventh grade. 891 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,880 Oh my god, imagine, holy shit man, 892 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880 they promote you to cardinal. 893 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880 Oh, you're the initiator. 894 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,880 Dude, they promote you to cardinal if you did that. 895 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,880 They're like, this boy wants to fuck all you priests. 896 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,880 You're hired. 897 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,880 Yeah, you're hired. 898 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,880 You're the boss. 899 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,880 But what'd you say now? 900 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,880 No, there was a guy that was a creep around 901 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,880 where we went to parochial school. 902 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,880 Parochial school? 903 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,880 No, I think you're saying that backwards, man. 904 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,880 It's Catholic school, parochial school. 905 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,880 Parochial? 906 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:12,880 Mm-hmm. 907 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,880 It's Catholic school. 908 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,880 But yeah, there was a guy. 909 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,880 I should've didn't go to remedial school. 910 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,880 It doesn't make any sense, Larry. 911 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,880 I mean, that statement right there just dumbed us both down. 912 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,880 Let me tell you. 913 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,880 Whatever. 914 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,880 He's acting like he doesn't know. 915 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,880 So, no, but there was a guy that, 916 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,880 um, my mom had a bad feeling about. 917 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,880 She said, don't let that weirdo touch you. 918 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,880 No, she would come with us back because they wanted us to go, 919 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,880 which is a weird name, they wanted us to go back in the rectory. 920 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,880 Yeah, rectum. 921 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,880 You know what I mean? 922 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880 Yeah. 923 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,880 It's really close to rectum. 924 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,880 Rectum, damn. 925 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880 Bang, I'm really rectum. 926 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,880 Stupid. 927 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,880 Some fucking thing, buddy. 928 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,880 But, yeah, he wanted to, he would try to take us to the rectory. 929 00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,880 Father rectory. 930 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,880 Yeah, I don't, man. 931 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,880 Let me tell you. 932 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,880 Fuck, I wish I had a good punch from that one. 933 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,880 Father rectum re. 934 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,880 Rectum three. 935 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,880 Um. 936 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,880 Rect all those little kids. 937 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880 There you go. 938 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 Let's just come out and say it. 939 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880 He raped. 940 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,880 He was wrecking. 941 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,880 Allegedly. 942 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880 Allegedly. 943 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 Yeah. 944 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,880 So, I don't know who this guy, you know what I mean? 945 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,880 But my mom got a bad feeling. 946 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,880 She had like a premonition about this guy. 947 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,880 And she told me about it. 948 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,880 I remember. 949 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,880 And the guy got shipped off to Boston. 950 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,880 To rape little kids and fucking. 951 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,880 Oh, oh, oh. 952 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,880 Rape a little kids to Boston. 953 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,880 Oh, my God. 954 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,880 Fucking doctor. 955 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,880 I mean, father, rape her. 956 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,880 Doctor. 957 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,880 Doctor, father, fucking priest, rape her. 958 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,880 Jesus, man. 959 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,880 It's a long name. 960 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,880 I don't think you can fit that on a business card. 961 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,880 I don't think you get hired as a priest anywhere with that name. 962 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,880 Whenever I fucking see a priest, I never call him father or nothing. 963 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,880 He's not my fucking father. 964 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,880 Yeah. 965 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,880 No, I say, hey dude, what's up? 966 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,880 I don't fucking, I don't give him, I don't give him any, any like extra different respect 967 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,880 that I would give any other fucking person. 968 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,880 Cause you're a dirt bag. 969 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,880 I mean, you talk about, you yell at me about me going to hell. 970 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,880 And you're just disrespecting these people. 971 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880 It's just a priest, man. 972 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,880 That your dude, that your dude Jesus sent down here and these are fucking represent. 973 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880 Jesus sent them down, man. 974 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,880 These are representatives. 975 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,880 They've given their life up for God. 976 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,880 Well, they gave their life up to hide in the priesthood to molest their little kids, man. 977 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880 I don't think that happens as much anymore, man. 978 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,880 I know. 979 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,880 I think it's all been weeded out. 980 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880 You think so? 981 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,880 I don't think it's all been weeded out. 982 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,880 I mean, maybe if you go to like some third world country. 983 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,880 Well, now with the new pedophile regime in the fucking White House, it's okay to have such a little bit of sex. 984 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,880 You know, when we could do background checks and you can do all that type of shit. 985 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,880 They don't do that anymore though. 986 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,880 All you gotta do is say like, 987 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880 What do you mean they don't do background checks? 988 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,880 You just tell them I'm gay and, oh, okay. 989 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,880 Then go right ahead. 990 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,880 Clip it. 991 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,880 Clip it. 992 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,880 Go right ahead, sir. 993 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,880 You're hired. 994 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,880 You don't put that on a sound board. 995 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,880 Here, you'll be in charge of, I don't know. 996 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,880 What? 997 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,880 Washing the boys. 998 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,880 Yeah. 999 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,880 I didn't know this was a job. 1000 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,880 This is the greatest church ever. 1001 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,880 Bathing little fucking kids. 1002 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,880 I don't know what the fucking job would be. 1003 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,880 What do they do? 1004 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,880 I don't know. 1005 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:19,880 Take care of kids. 1006 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,880 Obviously not bathing little kids though. 1007 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,880 I think that's the first job from the truth. 1008 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880 Well, you said it. 1009 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,880 I didn't know. 1010 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,880 And then you said that sounded like a great job. 1011 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880 I mean, 1012 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880 That's what you were telling me before we started. 1013 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,880 What's that? 1014 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,880 You wanted to get a job bathing little kids. 1015 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,880 That is complete. 1016 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,880 That is false. 1017 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,880 I'm just going to get like an AI voice at you. 1018 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,880 I just say the worst shit. 1019 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:51,880 How do you know if people at home might already think this is AI voice? 1020 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,880 I know. 1021 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,880 Look at you. 1022 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,880 You might be fucking making me say this shit. 1023 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,880 A robot can't do as many drugs as you do. 1024 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:08,880 Let me tell you, with all the ass sex that it has, it's probably breaking apart. 1025 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,880 Poor robot's got a busted hip. 1026 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,880 Oh man. 1027 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,880 That's funny though. 1028 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,880 Would you bang a robot? 1029 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,880 No. 1030 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,880 How about a real doll? 1031 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,880 Have you ever seen a real doll? 1032 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,880 Well, you might as well just bang a robot then. 1033 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,880 If you were going to bang a doll. 1034 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,880 No, but the real dolls like actually moves and shit talks. 1035 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:30,880 Dude, now that's creepy. 1036 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:31,880 I don't know. 1037 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,880 I don't know. 1038 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,880 It doesn't kind of crawl away. 1039 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,880 Run. 1040 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,880 That's the only two settings it has. 1041 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,880 You're a real creep. 1042 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,880 Run. 1043 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,880 You want your real doll to run away from you and catch it. 1044 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,880 You're gonna fucking lasso. 1045 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,880 You can do a lot of shit. 1046 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,880 But no, I don't think, I think they have like Bluetooth shit where you can make them talk. 1047 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,880 They have like a voice box set in. 1048 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,880 I don't know man. 1049 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:06,880 They had some, they showed some robots on TV or some fucking show I was watching maybe. 1050 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,880 About what? 1051 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,880 No, they were just showing some robots and they really looked fucking realistic. 1052 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:21,880 If you were gonna fuck a robot, would you want it to look regular or would you want it to just have like the white plastic plain look to it? 1053 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,880 Still looking just like. 1054 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,880 First of all, I don't understand how that would work because if they have like a metal exoskeleton. 1055 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,880 They have a probably metal pussy too. 1056 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,880 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about man. 1057 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,880 You know, I don't, I mean, I don't. 1058 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,880 Kind of uncomfortable. 1059 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,880 Yeah, I mean, yeah. 1060 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,880 I don't want my dick rubbing up some fucking gear. 1061 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:45,880 Maybe they would like fucking install like a fucking pocket pussy into the fucking thing. 1062 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,880 They got an attachment. 1063 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,880 Yeah. 1064 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,880 You gotta get your Allen keys out. 1065 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,880 You got a pussy in the backyard, hose in the dowel. 1066 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,880 You got a pussy on the clothesline. 1067 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,880 Scrubbing it down. 1068 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,880 Wash it. 1069 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,880 You got like four of them. 1070 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,880 There was like one with a little landing strip on it and another one's balls. 1071 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,880 That one's got a heart. 1072 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,880 The other one says Larry in like a tan line. 1073 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,880 Or you probably prefer a Playboy Bonnie. 1074 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,880 Just out there washing them, letting them air dry. 1075 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,880 But that's like a, one of the, like the real dolls, like you gotta wash that shit out dude. 1076 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,880 Like you gotta be, imagine the shame in that. 1077 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,880 You gotta wash out your fucking. 1078 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,880 Well, I imagine if that, if you're fucking one of those dolls, you don't have much shame. 1079 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,880 Yeah, I mean, fuck dude. 1080 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,880 How the fuck do they deliver that thing? 1081 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,880 Is it just like come out of a palette? 1082 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,880 I mean, what do you tell your kids if they find it and shit? 1083 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,880 First of all, I doubt these guys have kids. 1084 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,880 I mean, let's be serious Larry. 1085 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880 Yeah, I guess not. 1086 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880 I mean, you didn't really think that one through. 1087 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,880 No, I didn't. 1088 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,880 Hey kids, here's your new mom. 1089 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,880 But they do have like, they're your new mom. 1090 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,880 She's your new stepmom. 1091 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,880 Hi, he's just like waving the heart. 1092 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,880 He's like, being daisy are going to go take a shower. 1093 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,880 He throws her over her shoulder. 1094 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,880 They climb it up the stairs with her. 1095 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,880 You're a new stepmom, Johnny. 1096 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880 She's talking and shit. 1097 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,880 Oh my God, just wailing away on that thing. 1098 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,880 Dude, it's like a dead body. 1099 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,880 You know, it's got to be some real sicko to do that. 1100 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,880 Oh my God. 1101 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,880 But like I said, imagine you have to fist it to clean it properly. 1102 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,880 So I mean, that's the shame. 1103 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,880 You gotta have like a fucking rag in your hand. 1104 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,880 Yeah, like just duct tape a rag in your hand to just fist the shit out of it. 1105 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,880 And then you probably have, man, I don't know, the cleanliness in that thing doesn't sound so good. 1106 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,880 And then where do you store it? 1107 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,880 Like you put in the closet. 1108 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,880 You had to treat it like a real long. 1109 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,880 Oh, I would love to scare you with it. 1110 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,880 I totally scare the shit out of you with it. 1111 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,880 You open the door of the real doll pops out. 1112 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:04,880 I made a dummy one time out of a fucking hair cutting head and like a microphone stand 1113 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,880 and I made it body and I used to have it at my back door and I knew it was there. 1114 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,880 And I'd come home fucked up at night and go turn, you know, go around the corner. 1115 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,880 And I'd go, fuck man, it was scaring me every fucking time. 1116 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,880 It was fucking freaky looking, man. 1117 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,880 Why didn't you move it? 1118 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,880 Because it was to scare other people. 1119 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880 Yeah, but you scared yourself then. 1120 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,880 I know. 1121 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:34,880 But it looked like Charles Manson because it was the hair cutting dummy before it had any hair cut off of it. 1122 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,880 So it had a long beard and long hair. 1123 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,880 Oh, the one in the garage. 1124 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880 Yeah, the mannequin head. 1125 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,880 The fucking dummy set off. 1126 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880 Yeah, the mannequin head. 1127 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,880 Yeah, it was fucking scary, man. 1128 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,880 At night time it would get me. 1129 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,880 Well, you got that stupid fucking puppet. 1130 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,880 Oh my God, you're like fucking bubbles. 1131 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,880 Stupid idiot. 1132 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,880 I know my puppet. 1133 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,880 If anyone knows, Larry has a fucking puppet. 1134 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,880 Groucho. 1135 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,880 And he actually... 1136 00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,880 Groucho Marx. 1137 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:05,880 He, once we start getting some listeners and shit together, we'll figure out and put some pictures up. 1138 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,880 But he would take it shopping with his dad to go buy clothes and he would put it in his shopping cart. 1139 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,880 Like a target. 1140 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,880 And walk around with his dad, Big Joe, with his... 1141 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,880 And the guy's got a hole in his head. 1142 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,880 Yeah. 1143 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,880 You could fit your fist inside his head. 1144 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,880 Kind of like Konki. 1145 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,880 Just like bubbles. 1146 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,880 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1147 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,880 Bubbles. 1148 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,880 Bubbles. 1149 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,880 You're the American bubbles. 1150 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,880 Oh, shit. 1151 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,880 Fucking funny as hell. 1152 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,880 So, but Larry dresses him up in outfits. 1153 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,880 What do you mean funny as people are like... 1154 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,880 A lot of people don't even notice. 1155 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,880 A few people look at you like you're fucking crazy. 1156 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,880 What do you mean people don't notice? 1157 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,880 A lot of people just... 1158 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,880 Oh, yeah. 1159 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,880 Look at this fucking crazy person with the towel in his face. 1160 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,880 Look at this guy that's having sex with this weirdo with the puppet. 1161 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,880 That's what it looks like. 1162 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,880 These guys are definitely on fucking Tina. 1163 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,880 Oh, man. 1164 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,880 Dude, shopping for doll clothes? 1165 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,880 Fucking hey, Larry. 1166 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,880 What do you suggest your poor father to? 1167 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,880 I would go to the fucking... 1168 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,880 Well, here's the thing, man. 1169 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,880 What's that, Larry? 1170 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,880 He looks good when you change his clothes and fucking, you know, he gets him pictures. 1171 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,880 Put a hat on him? 1172 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,880 He gets in a lot of different pictures and I want him to always fucking look the same and shit. 1173 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,880 Yeah, I would fucking pass out on the couch and that son of a bitch would be on the couch 1174 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,880 and I'd have to go throw him in the closet somewhere. 1175 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,880 It's freaky. 1176 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,880 You think? 1177 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880 Yeah. 1178 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,880 I don't want to be sleeping next to that fucking thing. 1179 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,880 That thing comes alive, dude. 1180 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,880 The last thing you do is... 1181 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880 Did you ever see that movie? 1182 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,880 I think it was like the middle 70s. 1183 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,880 It scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. 1184 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,880 It was called Magic. 1185 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,880 I've heard of it. 1186 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,880 It was this guy. 1187 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,880 He was a ventriloquist, you know? 1188 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,880 A ventriloquist or a ventriloquist. 1189 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,880 Whatever. 1190 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,880 Fuck you. 1191 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880 I can arrange that if you want, Larry. 1192 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,880 I'll kick you in the balls and my mouth won't move at all. 1193 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,880 How about that? 1194 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,880 How much does that cost? 1195 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,880 So many. 1196 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,880 Now we're negotiating. 1197 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880 Fuckin'. 1198 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,880 You drive a hard bargain, Larry. 1199 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,880 You were nuts, though. 1200 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,880 You know, the fucking... 1201 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,880 In his head, he thought the dummy... 1202 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,880 Maybe it was, I can't remember, was like, hey man, let me out of this fucking box. 1203 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,880 Wait, the thing was talking without him throwing his voice? 1204 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,880 Yeah, it was starting to talk to him. 1205 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,880 Fuck that. 1206 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880 No, dude. 1207 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,880 Let me out of this case and stuff him in there. 1208 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,880 I don't like this. 1209 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,880 Let me out. 1210 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,880 No, I don't like this. 1211 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,880 The case and the thing would be like, ah, thanks a lot. 1212 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,880 You fucking jatter. 1213 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,880 What do you mean? 1214 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,880 You fucking need to let him out? 1215 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,880 Yeah. 1216 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:29,880 Did he try to kill him? 1217 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,880 Well... 1218 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,880 Or did he try to have sex with this girl? 1219 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,880 Well, it was more like... 1220 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,880 He would get the guy to do bad things. 1221 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,880 Like what? 1222 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,880 I like how you giggled with it. 1223 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,880 What did you just say? 1224 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,880 Kill people and shit, you know. 1225 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,880 A puppet would fucking make a man kill people? 1226 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,880 Yeah, he thought... 1227 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,880 He was kind of like Son of Sam, where he thought the dog was talking to him. 1228 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880 This guy thought the puppet was talking to him. 1229 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,880 But did he go to the puppet? 1230 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,880 Huh? 1231 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,880 Did he go everywhere with the puppet? 1232 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,880 Everywhere. 1233 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,880 So like the puppet would see shotgun... 1234 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,880 Everywhere. 1235 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,880 Dude, he was on tour, like a fucking band. 1236 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,880 Except he was a fucking comedian, ventriloquist guy. 1237 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,880 And so he would go from town to town. 1238 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,880 Was he good? 1239 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,880 Yeah, he was going nuts though, eventually. 1240 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,880 Well, yeah, he was so good. 1241 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,880 He was so good that actually you didn't know. 1242 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,880 Is the puppet actually talking? 1243 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,880 Or is he controlling it? 1244 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,880 You didn't know. 1245 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,880 Some twilight zone shit, dude. 1246 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,880 Yeah, it was a fucked up movie. 1247 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,880 You know, I was scared when I was scared. 1248 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,880 I want to watch that shit. 1249 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,880 That sounds good. 1250 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,880 I was more afraid of ghoulies. 1251 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:24,880 Remember ghoulies? 1252 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,880 Ghoulies. 1253 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,880 With the little things that would come out of the toilet? 1254 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,880 No. 1255 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880 They were like these little monsters, man. 1256 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880 Oh, man, they scared the shit out of me. 1257 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,880 I don't remember ghoulies. 1258 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,880 Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna fucking 80s movies, 1259 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,880 because you know, old school weird shit. 1260 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,880 Yeah, so magic, they got the little puppets. 1261 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,880 Oh, yeah, I don't like fucking the puppets, dude. 1262 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,880 Dude, let me out of this fucking box. 1263 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,880 Let me out of this suitcase, man. 1264 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880 Why you put me in here like this? 1265 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,880 And he lets him out. 1266 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,880 I thought we were friends and stuff. 1267 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,880 And his voice, you know, is muffled. 1268 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,880 It's coming muffled from inside. 1269 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1270 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,880 He goes fucked up. 1271 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,880 Oh, dummy. 1272 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,880 It was so fucked up. 1273 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,880 And then, so boys. 1274 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,880 I don't remember the, it was very long ago. 1275 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,880 I was, to, for it to scare me, I was a little kid. 1276 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,880 There had to be some titties in it, too. 1277 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,880 I don't remember. 1278 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,880 I was a little kid. 1279 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880 Okay, well, it's a watcher. 1280 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,880 It was a dark, I remember the scenes were a lot of dark. 1281 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,880 It might have been a 70s movie, I should. 1282 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:20,880 It was a dark, like a lot of scenes where it was in a hotel room 1283 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,880 where it was dark and that lit up and shit. 1284 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,880 Okay, keep on, what do you mean by, oh, like the whole scene? 1285 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,880 The scenery was dark. 1286 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,880 Yeah. 1287 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,880 It was a brown background, dark shadows. 1288 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,880 Everything was not lit up all the time. 1289 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,880 You know, almost like one of those noir movies, except it was in color, you know. 1290 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,880 Okay. 1291 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,880 It was pretty fucking great. 1292 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,880 Dude, Anthony Hopkins was the guy. 1293 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,880 For magic? 1294 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,880 Yeah. 1295 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,880 Wow. 1296 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:52,880 Failed magician, dopped into a fucking ventriloquist act with Brace of Dummy named FAT, like that. 1297 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880 Yeah. 1298 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,880 That's pretty cool. 1299 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,880 He was like an evil fucking Howdy Doody, the dummy. 1300 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,880 He was a scary looking fucker. 1301 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:00,880 Yeah. 1302 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:05,880 And it was one of those ones where his eyes moved, all kinds of detail to it, you know. 1303 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,880 But he was wooden. 1304 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,880 It was an old school fucking dummy. 1305 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,880 Dude, Ann Margaret was in it, Burgess Meredith. 1306 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,880 Yeah, I told you it was an old motherfucking movie. 1307 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,880 Oh shit, dude. 1308 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:14,880 What year? 1309 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,880 1978. 1310 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,880 Okay. 1311 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,880 Is that bad though? 1312 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,880 So I was like, you know. 1313 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,880 Oh man, that thing looks fucking, dude, man, fuck that shit. 1314 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,880 I was probably 11 years old, 10, you know, 11, 12 years old. 1315 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,880 Yeah, I don't, man. 1316 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,880 I don't trust magicians. 1317 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,880 No, and this was a fucked up movie. 1318 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,880 He was a failed, you see, he was a failed magician. 1319 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,880 Yeah, I mean, how do you become a failed movie? 1320 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,880 So he was hitting the bottom of the shit. 1321 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,880 Sorrow somebody in half. 1322 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,880 Yeah. 1323 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,880 And they really died. 1324 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,880 Doves are like coming dead out of your pocket. 1325 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,880 I like shit like that. 1326 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,880 That's a great magician actually. 1327 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,880 Yeah. 1328 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880 He throws the dove up and just falls to the ground. 1329 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,880 But so you know, he had a drinking problem and shit. 1330 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,880 Oh, a magician doesn't. 1331 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,880 Right. 1332 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,880 What about, remember that, what's that guy's a fantastic, man, the amazing Jonathan? 1333 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,880 No. 1334 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,880 Yeah, I wish I knew more about it, but this guy was like a magician. 1335 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,880 He's a magician? 1336 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,880 They did like a documentary on him and he's like smoking meth. 1337 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,880 I heard the name, amazing Jonathan. 1338 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,880 I didn't know anything about him at all though. 1339 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,880 Yeah, he had the cancer or something. 1340 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,880 I'm paraphrasing and chopping it up, but. 1341 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,880 That's cool. 1342 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,880 But he was like smoking meth during the. 1343 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,880 The farmants? 1344 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,880 No, no, no, during the documentary being made about him. 1345 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,880 And he had like two documentary crews doing them at the same time. 1346 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,880 Like the guy was a fucking scammer. 1347 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,880 He knew what he was doing. 1348 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,880 Wow. 1349 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,880 Yeah. 1350 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,880 Magicians are sneaky. 1351 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,880 Well, yeah, that's why they're fucking magicians. 1352 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880 Well, I mean, you're just not born a magician. 1353 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,880 You have to study the dark arts. 1354 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,880 They gravitate towards that fucking job though. 1355 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,880 It's like the government. 1356 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,880 Hey, look over here. 1357 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,880 Look over here. 1358 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,880 Stormy Daniels. 1359 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,880 Oh yeah. 1360 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,880 Over here. 1361 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,880 What the fuck is up with you and Stormy Daniels tonight? 1362 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:54,880 Well, no, I'm just saying any given fucking fake shit to make you look or distract you 1363 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,880 to distract you from the real problem that's going on. 1364 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,880 You look at Teli Savales and everybody looks. 1365 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,880 Yeah. 1366 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,880 And then something else real bad happens. 1367 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,880 Over there. 1368 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,880 912. 1369 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,880 Exactly. 1370 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,880 And then we get 912. 1371 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,880 You gotta watch out. 1372 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,880 All of a sudden the Twin Towers go back up magically. 1373 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,880 This fucking guy running their bodega. 1374 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,880 You know what I mean? 1375 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,880 And then I don't know what it's going to be next. 1376 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,880 Or they say a bodega. 1377 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,880 A what? 1378 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,880 Jill Biden was calling a bodega. 1379 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,880 A bodega? 1380 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,880 What's that? 1381 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,880 Bodega. 1382 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,880 Or she called it a bogadah. 1383 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,880 Dude, we just watched something. 1384 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,880 Fucking flipped the letter. 1385 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,880 You know what was crazy? 1386 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,880 You know what I was watching this thing last night with me and they were talking, Kamala 1387 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,880 Harris was talking about how people now with good credit scores are going to get fucked 1388 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,880 because of people with lower credit scores are going to be able to get better loans. 1389 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:52,880 But I was telling you on the last night's podcast and you're going, what the fuck are 1390 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,880 you talking about? 1391 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,880 Yeah, but I wasn't feeling good last night. 1392 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880 I got sick. 1393 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,880 So now you understand what I was trying to tell you. 1394 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,880 Okay, yeah, but Mary and I watched it. 1395 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,880 I watched it in person. 1396 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,880 What do you think of that, man? 1397 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,880 You think it's fair? 1398 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:12,880 I think that it's difficult because anything that we do right now is racist. 1399 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,880 Right. 1400 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,880 You know what I mean? 1401 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,880 Like remember that guy said the roads are racist? 1402 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,880 Yeah. 1403 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,880 And then they were talking about the guys who do the housing appraisals that they're racist, 1404 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,880 but they, black people don't want these jobs. 1405 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:31,880 And it's like she's standing behind a pulpit or not a pulpit, but there's podium, the 1406 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880 podium. 1407 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880 There we go. 1408 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,880 Thank you. 1409 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,880 Pulpit's for a priest, right? 1410 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,880 Yeah. 1411 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,880 Okay. 1412 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,880 So podium and what do you call it? 1413 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,880 America's race, the housing appraisals are racist. 1414 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,880 I mean, you could just attack anything with racism, right? 1415 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,880 They do. 1416 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,880 They really do. 1417 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,880 It's fucking weird. 1418 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,880 What we should do is the next time we try to price them, we should be like, hey, you're 1419 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,880 being racist and maybe we can get it for cheaper. 1420 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,880 You think that'll work? 1421 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,880 These prices are. 1422 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,880 We're going to go buy alcohol and they're racist. 1423 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:01,880 These prices are fucking racist. 1424 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,880 We should try to get Al Sharpton on the pot. 1425 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,880 Oh man, that'd be great. 1426 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:06,880 It would be hilarious. 1427 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,880 You know that Jesse Jackson. 1428 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,880 I think he's local. 1429 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,880 He'd get along with you. 1430 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,880 Yeah, Jesse's old, man. 1431 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,280 So was Sharpton, but Jesse looks bad. 1432 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,280 I think the last time. 1433 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,280 He's in his 80s, right? 1434 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,280 He's got a few. 1435 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,680 I think I saw a picture of him recently. 1436 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,880 He was in a wheelchair if I'm not mistaken. 1437 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,760 Yeah, he was fucked up looking man. 1438 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,760 That's what they do, man. 1439 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760 It's all the ruse. 1440 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,280 It's all the ruse, Larry. 1441 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:35,880 Remember when Mike Brady was in court and he threw the briefcase and yeah, I love you, 1442 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,880 Larry. 1443 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,880 Yeah, but he got that one, baby. 1444 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,880 And the motherfucking turnaround. 1445 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,880 Yeah, he's a... 1446 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:41,880 You ain't hurt. 1447 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,880 Turn around. 1448 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,880 Get up. 1449 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,880 You ain't hurt. 1450 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,880 No, and Mike Brady just dropped the mic and walked out. 1451 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,880 Mike Brady did his fucking first mic drop. 1452 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,880 And then he got eats and died. 1453 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,880 Yeah. 1454 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,880 He was a fun hook. 1455 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,880 He fucked one of the cameramen and died. 1456 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,880 I don't know, but there was like a lot of shady shit going on in that show. 1457 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,880 Old school TV shows, man. 1458 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,380 Well, I would like to be an actor on that show as a young boy. 1459 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:11,200 Everyone got to fuck Florence Henderson and she was good looking, man. 1460 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,200 She was very good looking. 1461 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,720 She had that mom thing. 1462 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,720 She was a milf. 1463 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,720 Oh, the first milf. 1464 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,880 But she was young though. 1465 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,880 She was like 30. 1466 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,880 She was the first milf. 1467 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,880 Yeah, I think Florence Henderson might have been the first milf. 1468 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,880 The very first milf. 1469 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,880 There were other ones though. 1470 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,880 Well, I know, but the first milf for us. 1471 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,880 Like the first... 1472 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,160 I'm trying to think of other ones. 1473 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,120 I mean, there's other ones that come to mind. 1474 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,680 But the very first milf, Carol Brady. 1475 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,680 Love, Yanni. 1476 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,680 RIP Carol. 1477 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,600 Is she still alive? 1478 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,600 She might be dead. 1479 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,600 Okay. 1480 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,600 RIP Carol Brady or Florence Henderson. 1481 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,600 She's not. 1482 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,600 I still do her. 1483 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,120 Remember when Sam the butcher bring in Alice the meat? 1484 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,120 Yeah, yeah. 1485 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,120 Fuck it. 1486 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,040 They would, he would, well no, he would always, they would always do like sexual stuff, like 1487 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,200 innuendos and stuff. 1488 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,800 Like cause Sam was a butcher, obviously. 1489 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,800 Yeah, yeah. 1490 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,240 And they would always think, oh, I'm gonna bring the meat later and he would like grab 1491 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,240 an honor. 1492 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,240 You don't remember the fucking clue. 1493 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:06,360 I don't remember them grabbing honor, but... 1494 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,000 Yeah, they were, I was a butcher, man. 1495 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,520 He was a horn dog. 1496 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,840 He would eat all day. 1497 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,840 Being a man. 1498 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,960 Yeah, I like that Alice had like a little back fucking room. 1499 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:19,960 Alice, that's it, yeah. 1500 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:24,960 Yeah, Alice had that little back room to fucking live in, like in the Brady house. 1501 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:25,960 Man. 1502 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,960 It was crazy. 1503 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,960 It sounds cool. 1504 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,760 I believe your bedroom will be here next to the laundry room. 1505 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,440 Man, where else would the ladies' bedroom be? 1506 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,800 Oh man, you're fucking asshole, man. 1507 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,800 You know? 1508 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,360 I mean, what happens when your dishwasher breaks? 1509 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,760 What happens when your dishwasher breaks, Larry? 1510 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,080 You slap her and tell her to get back to work. 1511 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,480 Oh, and I'm the bad one. 1512 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,480 See, he can't resist saying that. 1513 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,480 It's like, what was it from? 1514 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,280 No, how Saxes would say, hey, no, you said it wrong though. 1515 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,840 You gotta say when your dishwasher breaks down. 1516 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,840 Oh. 1517 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,240 Yeah, I mean, I'm not abusing her also at the same time. 1518 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,240 Breaks down. 1519 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240 It's very important to detail. 1520 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,080 It's verbally insulting her. 1521 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:13,400 That's all right though, when your dishwasher breaks down. 1522 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,560 Very silly, Larry. 1523 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,920 Oh, fuck yeah. 1524 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:23,560 So remember to like, follow, subscribe, Larry Needles lowercase at yahoo.com. 1525 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,680 Yeah, and I gotta say, man. 1526 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,080 Your fucking t-shirts look dope as shit. 1527 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:34,520 It's the prescription pad logo and it's fucking awesome. 1528 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,960 We got gray, we got white. 1529 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:38,960 Everything's in house. 1530 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,400 Needles got shirt number one. 1531 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,040 I took shirt number two. 1532 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,040 I appreciate it. 1533 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,040 Thank you very much. 1534 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,040 You're welcome. 1535 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,600 I don't know how us two idiots did it, but it's very funny, right? 1536 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:52,040 We heated up that fucking press, man, and we pressed away. 1537 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,360 That's how we did it. 1538 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,360 So prolific. 1539 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,360 Listen to you. 1540 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,880 God, it's like a haiku. 1541 00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,000 Yeah, fuck off. 1542 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,480 So then this is how we did it. 1543 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,480 Fuck you. 1544 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,480 What? 1545 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,480 Needles. 1546 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,480 Haiku. 1547 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,840 I didn't know now you're starting a little rap game too. 1548 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,840 Mm-hmm. 1549 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,840 Mm-hmm. 1550 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,680 All right, well, let's get under there then. 1551 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:16,680 All right? 1552 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,680 Good ending. 1553 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,680 All right. 1554 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680 All right, man. 1555 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,400 Thanks for tuning in. 1556 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,400 Like, subscribe, follow. 1557 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,400 Yeah. 1558 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,400 Leave a review. 1559 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,400 Apple. 1560 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,400 Do that. 1561 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:33,160 E-mail us at the Larry and Needles show, all small letters, of course, at yahoo.com if 1562 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:37,480 you want to interact with us in any way, shape, or form. 1563 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,960 Send your ladies' chonies back. 1564 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:39,960 Preferably dirty. 1565 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,960 Yeah. 1566 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,960 All right. 1567 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,200 You can get some bonus stuff for that. 1568 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200 Peace. 1569 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,200 I'm Needles. 1570 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,200 I'm Larry. 1571 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,640 I almost thought you were tricking me again. 1572 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,640 I know. 1573 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,640 Gunshot. 1574 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:57,640 All right.