1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,320 time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show 2 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,780 Don't deny me man. I'm not denying 3 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:32,560 All right, give me that is fucking bad ass here. Here. What you got to that is you got to eat come on 4 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:37,540 Here you got to do that man. That is fucking toasty, bro 5 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:44,140 You got one Mikey. Oh, what's that you got one? I'm gonna need one in a minute sir 6 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:47,560 Here we go. Here we are. Welcome Larry Needle show 7 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:50,100 I'm Larry and I'm needles 8 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,660 And we got Frank with us and we're drinking point 9 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,740 special lager 10 00:00:56,740 --> 00:01:00,380 Man am I fucking scouting 1857? 11 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:01,380 Wisconsin right? 12 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:04,860 I always get fucked up when I hang around with this guy. Who's that? Frank. 13 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,860 1857 14 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:11,380 1857, what would you like in it to like a robust 15 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,380 100 years 16 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:15,380 110 years before I was born 17 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:20,700 It's not that bad though. It's good. Go on Larry 18 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:28,500 Me and first are a father flock together. You got it. You got it. That's what I tell my one friend 19 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,500 It's his cunt girl friends 20 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:34,940 He told me one day because I was hanging around needles and he's like, you know 21 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:38,020 birds of a feather flock together and 22 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:42,420 He was talking about his girlfriend. You know, she's a bitch 23 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:46,420 She's I thought he's talking about us. He was at first. Oh, yeah 24 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,860 Conk girlfriend eels is cool 25 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:55,580 And then later when he's talking about his girlfriend to me blah blah blah blah 26 00:01:55,580 --> 00:02:00,620 And then how bad she is and then he gets back together with her and I just said to him, you know 27 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,620 birds of a feather flock together 28 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,060 You're a fang stabber 29 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,060 and killed her. 30 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,060 You murder her? 31 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,060 No, she's still alive. 32 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:13,060 Okay, luckily by a thread. 33 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:19,060 Shout out to Russ and shout out to Matthew. 34 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,060 Russ. 35 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:21,060 Matthew. 36 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,060 Love you guys, thanks for listening. 37 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,560 And our seven followers that clicked follow. 38 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,660 Yeah, and remind them about the website. 39 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:31,060 And we got a new Larry and Needles email address. 40 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:35,540 Yeah, Larry and Needles, the Larry and Needles show dot com. 41 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:36,540 All lowercase? 42 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:40,540 No, the Larry and Needles show at yahoo.com. 43 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,540 At yahoo.com. 44 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,340 That's our email address. 45 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:49,220 And the first 10 of you motherfuckers that send us your address, we'll send you a free 46 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:53,620 Larry and Needles t-shirt that we make in-house. 47 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:56,620 And all you gotta do is let us know what size you need. 48 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,900 Yeah, and if you're bigger than 2XL, then lose some fucking weight. 49 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:06,900 We're actually gonna cut the sides of the t-shirt and sew it together. 50 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:11,500 So you'll have Larry and Needles on the front and Larry and Needles on the back. 51 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,500 One of a kind. 52 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,900 You'll love it. 53 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:16,900 Lay off the fucking. 54 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:22,260 So man, me and Frank, before you got down here, we're talking some shit about some kick-ass 55 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:27,100 bands and just how fucking kick-ass all the music was when we were young. 56 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,100 Music? 57 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,100 How kick-ass he... 58 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:35,100 He's talked about the first time he heard Ronnie Van Zandt's Free Bird that was on 59 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:41,860 8Track and then I showed him I had 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 cases filled with fucking 8Tracks. 60 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,860 Which is completely useless. 61 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:48,180 No, no, I'm gonna make you had a Chronic 8Tracks and sell them at show. 62 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,180 Yeah, there you go. 63 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,860 That sounds like a real waste of money Larry. 64 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,860 Dude, that's fucking cold in there. 65 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:54,860 I got the recorder. 66 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,900 All I gotta do is record over the old 8Tracks that I already had. 67 00:03:58,900 --> 00:03:59,900 It's golden man. 68 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,300 You're the fuck as an 8Track player. 69 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,580 I don't know these punks like the mind-owning sets and shit. 70 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:07,580 Maybe they'll fucking think it's cool to buy an 8Track. 71 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,580 I don't care if they use it. 72 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:10,580 Remember they had the fucking... 73 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:11,580 My parents had an 8Track. 74 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:15,580 My dad had one 8Track in it. 75 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:17,820 My dad, it was a terrible car actually. 76 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,300 So how old are you Niels? 77 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,300 I'm 46. 78 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:23,700 All right, so we got ten years on our... 79 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:28,260 I remember my pop having 8Tracks and he had to slam it in to fucking make it work. 80 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,940 Well you remember the old days when you'd hear like the other tracks playing it. 81 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:37,060 You couldn't stick matches in either the bottom or the top to make the thing line up. 82 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:40,660 And then the thing would stick out six fucking inches. 83 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,020 And they were just a hassle to carry around. 84 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,020 It was like a set. 85 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,020 So you get a pencil. 86 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,020 Yeah, and you had to read the fucking... 87 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,540 And then as the player said you cut it and put tape. 88 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:51,500 Oh my god, what a hassle man. 89 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,500 But it was... 90 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,500 The maintenance we did though, see? 91 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,540 But we put a work ethic towards it. 92 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,980 One time Martin bought a Frank's Apocoset. 93 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,420 You can't do this on stage anymore, volume one. 94 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:07,660 And the whole fucking thing was loaded into the cassette shell backwards. 95 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:13,260 So we had to unscrew it, carefully take the wheels out, flip them over and so we could 96 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,780 listen to it properly. 97 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,300 And the anvil took a whole lot of winding. 98 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,300 The anvil... 99 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,300 You know? 100 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,300 Yeah. 101 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,300 And this is why Ava's trying to punch him. 102 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,940 No, I was before he knew her. 103 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:23,940 It was a long time ago. 104 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:24,940 We were young. 105 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:27,380 We could have rolled with it Larry a little bit but that's okay. 106 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,300 But yeah, it was like the CD. 107 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,380 It was like the black circle. 108 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,780 You put a record down. 109 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:35,820 Remember when you held a needle? 110 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,740 You put it down so gently. 111 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:38,740 Yeah. 112 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,740 Remember? 113 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,740 Yeah. 114 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,740 I remember I yelled at. 115 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:45,140 Remember you feel a little spark or a little static where you just... 116 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,940 You wanted it to be clean. 117 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:47,940 Right? 118 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:48,940 Yeah. 119 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:50,460 You're like your hand was so steady. 120 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:51,460 It was so... 121 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,460 It had to be perfect. 122 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,460 You dropped that needle like... 123 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:54,460 I still got a steady needle. 124 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,460 And... 125 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:59,300 God damn, remember when it used to flip over and be done and rise up? 126 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:03,100 Larry, remember we were like sixth grade, seventh grade, the loop? 127 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,540 Steve Dahl and Gary Meyer. 128 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:10,180 When you hit a boom box, you had to hit record and play at the same time. 129 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,180 Yeah. 130 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:14,340 Remember they'd be like, all right, we're going to come back and play Stairway to Heaven. 131 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,340 You're like, oh yeah. 132 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,340 Oh yeah, you're waiting to play. 133 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:19,140 And you're like just sitting there and recording the radio. 134 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:20,140 Right? 135 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,140 Yeah. 136 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,140 Well, I had the fucking tape. 137 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:23,140 Yeah, I had the fucking... 138 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,140 Hit it right at the right time. 139 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,140 You're not at the commercial. 140 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:26,140 Right, you didn't want to hear what I said. 141 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,140 You wanted to edit. 142 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:28,140 At first, no. 143 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,140 Yeah, you got to edit shit then. 144 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,140 Well, no, you can't edit. 145 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,140 It was fucking... 146 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,140 You can't record over it. 147 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,140 You're in sixth grade. 148 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:34,140 You can record over it. 149 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,140 You're going for Stairway to Heaven. 150 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,140 You know what I meant. 151 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:39,580 I mean, you obviously can't edit it unless you cut and paste it. 152 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580 But the edit is just a fucking... 153 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:45,020 I used to actually make tapes by putting the fucking tape recorder that I ripped off from 154 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:49,740 the school with the little microphone built in in front of the speaker and just be very 155 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:50,740 quiet. 156 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:51,740 Okay. 157 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:52,740 The boom box. 158 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:53,740 Yeah. 159 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:54,740 The boom box, remember? 160 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,740 My grandparents bought us one. 161 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:56,740 Wait. 162 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:57,740 Remember the boom box? 163 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:58,740 I want to tell you what they call it. 164 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,740 Well, like 8D batteries. 165 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:00,740 You take it, remember? 166 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:01,740 Oh, yeah. 167 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:02,740 It took like... 168 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,740 Fucking D batteries. 169 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:04,740 It took like a half of a thing. 170 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,740 A big fucking weight about... 171 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:06,740 Half of a thing. 172 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:07,740 Yeah. 173 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,740 And you secured the school. 174 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:09,740 Yeah. 175 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,740 The boom box. 176 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,740 It probably cost $200 to buy them in batteries now. 177 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:17,140 Dude, we used to put that in a playground and we used to play Strikeout. 178 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,140 Remember the fucking... 179 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:19,140 You know, the strikeout. 180 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,140 Oh, the box. 181 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,140 Yeah, dude. 182 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:25,940 We used to put that out in a case of bear, we'd fucking just rock out. 183 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:29,940 And then you'd hear the batteries start going, you'd hear like Tom Sawyer goes, 184 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:31,940 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 185 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:34,140 Lering, check the feed, please. 186 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:35,140 Yeah. 187 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:39,340 We had a problem with our last episode and it got completely erased. 188 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,940 We used to fucking walk around. 189 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:47,140 I had this, I had fucking physical graffiti on cassette, the original version of it. 190 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,140 Soundtrack? 191 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:49,140 No. 192 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,140 That is... 193 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,140 Oh, that's... 194 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:54,740 It was on a pink fucking cassette with the old sliding case. 195 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,740 So let me ask you something. 196 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:57,340 So, we had the clip open box. 197 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,340 It's funny you say that. 198 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:04,460 If you were stuck at an island right now, you had one album to listen to the rest of 199 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,940 your life, what would it be? 200 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:07,940 Oh, man. 201 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,940 And it's really funny you have a spot, but... 202 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,540 I don't know, would it be bear nuts? 203 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:12,540 Can't say no. 204 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:13,540 No, I don't think... 205 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,540 I don't know, man. 206 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,540 That's a tough one. 207 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:18,340 It's funny you say that because mine would be physical graffiti. 208 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:19,340 Really? 209 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:20,340 Yeah, that album, yeah. 210 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:21,940 Well, his would be physical graffiti. 211 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:22,940 The one he mentioned. 212 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:23,940 If I was stuck on an island... 213 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:24,940 If I was stuck on an island... 214 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:25,940 Of all the music... 215 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:26,940 Night and rambling every day. 216 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,940 I don't know. 217 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,940 If I was stuck on an island... 218 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:29,940 Maybe one album. 219 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940 I would cheat. 220 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:31,940 First Ramones album. 221 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:32,940 I would cheat because I would... 222 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:33,940 Man, you can't cheat. 223 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:34,940 Now you're throwing a wrench in the world and cheat. 224 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:35,940 You can't fucking cheat. 225 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:40,040 Because I was going to say I would do the Rolling Stones Honk because it's a three record 226 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,740 greatest hit, but now that you're mentioning the Ramones... 227 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,740 Yeah, they're self-critical. 228 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,740 I don't know what the fuck I would do. 229 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:46,740 I don't have to kill a man. 230 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:49,740 I would do Zeppelin, man. 231 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,740 I don't know if I could listen to Zeppelin every fucking day. 232 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,740 My one that I would... 233 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,740 What's the answer to physical graffiti? 234 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,740 Oh my God, man. 235 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:55,740 That's just... 236 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:56,740 Hey, what else? 237 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:57,740 What songs are on it? 238 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:58,740 Yeah, Kiko Kurti's great. 239 00:08:58,740 --> 00:08:59,740 Yeah, but what songs? 240 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:00,740 Remind me. 241 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,740 The Rover... 242 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,740 Custard, uh, Custard Five. 243 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,740 In my time of dying, Custard Five. 244 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,740 Yeah, dude. 245 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,740 Yeah, now I couldn't... 246 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:06,740 Fucking... 247 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,740 Oh, man. 248 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:08,740 It'd have to be... 249 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:09,740 I don't know. 250 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:14,740 My fucking album would be the Donna's Skin Tight. 251 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,740 Okay. 252 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:16,740 The Donna's. 253 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,740 That's the perfect combination of rock and rock and rock and rock. 254 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,740 That's a tough question, man. 255 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,740 Yeah, you gotta go five, though. 256 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:24,740 Top one is... 257 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:25,740 You're gonna go cream... 258 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,740 No, like, I only bring one. 259 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:27,740 It would be the Donna's. 260 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:30,740 You know what's another great album? 261 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,740 Fucking Animals. 262 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,740 Pink Floyd? 263 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,740 Oh my God. 264 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,740 We're going to see Les Clay... 265 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740 Five songs. 266 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,740 Yeah, me and Needle's got to get to the point. 267 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:39,740 Les Claypool is doing it, uh, shit. 268 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,740 June. 269 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,740 We're going to the Salt Shed to go see... 270 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,740 And then afterwards, I promised him my... 271 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,740 Yeah, the Salt Shed to go see... 272 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:48,740 Yeah, he was gonna go meet all your friends. 273 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:50,740 Dude, Animals. 274 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,740 Like, everything's about Dark Side of the Moon and... 275 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,740 Yeah, Animals is my favorite Pink Floyd album. 276 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,740 Animals is fucking a beast, man. 277 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,740 Five songs about... 278 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,740 Animals. 279 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:02,740 Maybe an hour and a half, 15 minutes. 280 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,740 It's amazing, yeah. 281 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,740 Dude, Sheep Dogs... 282 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,740 We're gonna go see them pig lives, man. 283 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,740 I can't wait, man. 284 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,740 Pigs on the wings. 285 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,740 Pigs on the... 286 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,740 Dude, that's like... 287 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,740 It's fucking amazing. 288 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:14,740 It's fucking horses. 289 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,740 You know what? 290 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,740 That's almost 50 years old, dude. 291 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,740 Oh, yeah. 292 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,740 You're probably way older than that, right? 293 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:23,740 No, no, that was like... 294 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,740 That was like 77. 295 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:26,740 No fucking way. 296 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:27,740 Yeah. 297 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:29,740 Animals is before 77. 298 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,740 Yeah. 299 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,740 No. 300 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,740 Dude, look that up, Needle. 301 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:37,740 Because another brick in a wall was like 81. 302 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,740 Was it really? 303 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,740 Yeah. 304 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,740 I don't want to say I was probably 77. 305 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,740 No, I'm gonna say 77. 306 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,740 No, I'm gonna say 77, man. 307 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,740 A brick in a wall was 79. 308 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,740 I got a good vibe, man. 309 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:49,740 I'm gonna say 80, so good vibe. 310 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,740 No, I'm gonna say 77. 311 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,740 Being the gambler, man. 312 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,740 Oh, man, you want a gambler? 313 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:55,740 It wasn't 75. 314 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,740 That's too early. 315 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,740 I know you're a gambler, man. 316 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,740 I ain't gonna bet with you. 317 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,740 It's a losing bet. 318 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,740 Yeah, you don't want to be gambling with them anyways. 319 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,740 No. 320 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:04,740 Not this motherfucker. 321 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:05,740 It was 10 stacks. 322 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,740 Oh. 323 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,740 Five dimes and shit. 324 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:09,740 1977. 325 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,740 That was a great one. 326 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,740 That's not animals. 327 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,740 Yeah. 328 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,740 Oh, he's right. 329 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,740 We did the walk. 330 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,740 Dude, let's play. 331 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:17,740 Let's listen. 332 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:18,740 What the fuck am I now? 333 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,740 We're Pantone. 334 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,740 No, you're my fucking producer. 335 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:21,740 No, I'm the producer. 336 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,740 No, we're not listening to shit. 337 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,740 Do you want to do the fucking thing? 338 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,740 Yeah, we can't listen to music right now. 339 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,740 We can't listen to background music. 340 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,740 No, because we can't elevator music. 341 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:32,740 No, copyright shit. 342 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:33,740 Yeah, that's a great fucking thing. 343 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:34,740 Shut us down. 344 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,740 Yeah, you can't because it'll be caught if we play more than 5 seconds. 345 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,740 They won't let us publish our thing, though. 346 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,740 Really? 347 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,740 Yeah, it's copyright infringement. 348 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,740 Shut us down. 349 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,740 Fuck you, man. 350 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,740 Oh, sorry. 351 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:45,740 God bless the USA, motherfucker. 352 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,740 Well, it's not even that. 353 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,740 It's the litigious people. 354 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,740 They want their money. 355 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,740 They want their fucking money and shit. 356 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:52,740 So we can't do it. 357 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,740 I'll give fucking Roger Waters a beer, man. 358 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:57,740 I don't know if he wants beers, but whatever. 359 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740 You know what? 360 00:11:58,740 --> 00:11:59,740 How about this? 361 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,740 I saw... 362 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,740 What's with him and David Gilmore, man? 363 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:02,740 Like, why? 364 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,740 I saw being Floyd David Gilmore. 365 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,740 Dude, yeah, just hash it out, man. 366 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,740 I saw at the same concert. 367 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,740 You're geniuses together. 368 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,740 79 lyric. 369 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,740 79. 370 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,740 The wall. 371 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:13,740 79. 372 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:14,740 I said 81. 373 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:17,740 So over one weekend, check it out, bro. 374 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:31,740 I saw in order Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Paul McCartney, The Who, and then 375 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,740 Roger Waters at one show. 376 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,740 Isn't that crazy? 377 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:36,740 It took three years. 378 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,740 Man, Neil Young flaked out. 379 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,740 Yeah, he was before he was a total cunt. 380 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,740 Fuck him, man. 381 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,740 I know. 382 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:43,740 Neil Young fan. 383 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:44,740 Just shit with fucking Spotify. 384 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,740 I know. 385 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:46,740 He's a fucking off, dude. 386 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:47,740 He was about to vaccine. 387 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,740 I'm sad we spoke for that cock. 388 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,740 Fuck him. 389 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,740 Well, it's funny. 390 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,740 It's like stand your ground and then sign the link. 391 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:53,740 And he's Canadian. 392 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740 He's not American. 393 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,740 And he's Canadian. 394 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,740 Shut your fucking trap. 395 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,740 I'm gonna go back to Canada if you want. 396 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:00,740 Canada people love you. 397 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:01,740 Love you. 398 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,740 But, of course, no, we're not hate-nike-nike. 399 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:09,300 But, hey, Young is still a pussy for fucking saying, I don't want to be on there because 400 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,740 Joe Rogan's on there. 401 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,740 It's like, you know, dude, fucking go change your day. 402 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,740 You're on YouTube, I'm sure. 403 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:18,740 There's some shady shit going on on YouTube. 404 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:21,740 There's some shady shit on your YouTube feed. 405 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:25,740 No, I mean, you can't get, like, sexual stuff on there, but... 406 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,740 Otherwise, you'd be a member. 407 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,740 You'd be in prison. 408 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:34,740 Don't talk to me. I just erased my shirt chest when I died. 409 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,740 Yeah. 410 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,740 Needle's sold here. 411 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:39,740 All right, so the NASCAR shit, let's think this through. 412 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:40,740 I'm thinking through. 413 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,740 So you gotta start out. 414 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,740 Everybody stands in a circle, right? 415 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,740 You get two beers and a shot of fucking tequila. 416 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:48,740 Right. 417 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,740 As soon as you finish it, you get the keys of the car. 418 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,740 You go in, you start it. 419 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,740 Drive. 420 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,740 Off you go, Monopoly. 421 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,740 You keep passing fucking destiny. 422 00:13:58,740 --> 00:13:59,740 Four or five laps. 423 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,740 Yeah, yeah. 424 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,740 You do another shot of tequila. 425 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:06,740 You do a line of coke because you're going to do a little too fucked up. 426 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,740 You gotta do a bonk hit. 427 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,740 Uh-huh. 428 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,740 You gotta do, like, three backwards somersaults or do the... 429 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,740 You know how you walk around in a bat? 430 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,740 You know how you do this shit? 431 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,740 I don't know. 432 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,740 Come up with some fucking... 433 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,740 Dude, I'd watch that. 434 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,740 Oh, yeah, dude. 435 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,740 Who wouldn't, man? 436 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,740 Anybody could drive sober. 437 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,740 Anybody. 438 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,740 It's not open air. 439 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:35,740 I want to see fucking Tyler from Tennessee say, fucking just take everybody down. 440 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,740 He's still fucking... 441 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,740 And then fucking like on the third... 442 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,740 And then you got, like, cops chasing you or shit. 443 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,740 Third time it's a hardcore mystery moonshine that somebody made. 444 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,740 You don't know how fucking strong it is. 445 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,740 Dude, you get to get crazy shit. 446 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 Sign a waiver. 447 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,740 Who cares? 448 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,740 You could die fucking drunk. 449 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:56,740 And then I'm like the fucking fourth time you gotta fucking sniff up a fucking fat line 450 00:14:56,740 --> 00:15:01,740 and then a lot of people might push out and then that fucking weed job's to be done. 451 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,740 Half the men will fucking keep going. 452 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:08,740 A lot of crashes will happen and the fucking crowd is sitting on the... 453 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,740 Fucking bumper cars. 454 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,740 Yeah, exactly. 455 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:12,740 Bumper cars. 456 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,740 Man, I used to... 457 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:14,740 Everybody's stressed, dude. 458 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,740 How fucking fast you think you're going? 459 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:21,740 Dude, Mike, how about the bumper cars at Kitty Land? 460 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,740 Oh, yeah. 461 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:24,740 You need to fucking go there just to go on that. 462 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,740 Hell yeah. 463 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,740 Right? 464 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,740 Yeah. 465 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,740 That fucking shit was hilarious. 466 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,740 And they had the John Deere, remember the tractor? 467 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,740 Yeah, I love the tractor. 468 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,740 But the thing is, man... 469 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:34,740 And they had the... 470 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:38,740 They had the train through the fucking tunnel. 471 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,740 Remember, I went through the tunnel? 472 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,740 Do you know the Sherry's... 473 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:47,740 Yeah, Sherry's dad was the engineer who fixed the train for either like... 474 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,740 Yeah. 475 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,740 Kitty Land or fucking Linkin Park Zoo. 476 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,740 I can't remember which one. 477 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,740 One of those. 478 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,740 And the golf range was right there. 479 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:56,740 Yeah. 480 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,740 Remember the range? 481 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:58,740 Yeah. 482 00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,740 It used to back up to the net. 483 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:00,740 And the horse thing. 484 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:01,740 The horse riding thing. 485 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,740 Yeah. 486 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,740 Dude, that's my old hood, man. 487 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,740 I know. 488 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,740 I know. 489 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,740 You know, my grandparents... 490 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,740 And then there was Fun Zone? 491 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,740 Fun Zone. 492 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,740 Fun Zone was by Triton College. 493 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,740 There was a hot dog stand. 494 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:19,740 So, all right, here's the driver range in Kitty Land. 495 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:25,740 If you go north, there was a hot dog stand and there was a game in. 496 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,740 Like, dude, they had this arcade. 497 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:28,740 Game room? 498 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,740 Yeah. 499 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,740 It was called Fun Zone. 500 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,740 Where you can go fucking through the cigarettes and hang out. 501 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,740 Yeah, you're 14. 502 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,740 Yeah. 503 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,740 It was called Fun Zone. 504 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:36,740 Nice. 505 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,740 And we played Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, all that shit. 506 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,740 Those dumb games. 507 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,740 Get a pack of fucking Marvel Red. 508 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,740 Get a six pack of Bear. 509 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:47,740 You know, go home with a fucking stinky finger. 510 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,740 Yeah. 511 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,740 Finger banging and shit. 512 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,740 The good old fucking days. 513 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:56,740 Hey, man, smell my finger. 514 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,740 You don't want to wash it the first time. 515 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:01,740 Let me just say, now that Needles isn't here. 516 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,740 Wait, are we taping this? 517 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,740 Yeah, he's upstairs talking to my wife or something. 518 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,740 I don't know what the fuck he thinks this is. 519 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,740 Some kind of fucking game. 520 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,740 He's tapped out a couple of times. 521 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,740 But when we get fucking, if we ever get money from this shit, he's taking most of it. 522 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,740 He's taking a couple of maps. 523 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,740 Yeah, that's all right. 524 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,740 I can rewind it and listen back to it. 525 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,740 Fucking funnox. 526 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:24,740 Funnoik. 527 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,740 The mushrooms are good, though. 528 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,740 Yeah, obviously. 529 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,740 One little cap is good. 530 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,740 Two little caps is good. 531 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,740 Did you put a little jar in there on it? 532 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,740 No, hell no. 533 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,740 The capsules take away the taste. 534 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,740 I'm not a big chewing on mushrooms, guy. 535 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,740 No, I got a fucking... 536 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,740 I don't like the fucking taste of them. 537 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,740 I don't like the smell of them. 538 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:48,740 The capsules take away all of that, which is awesome. 539 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:53,740 One good thing about all of these fucking beers is the colors of the cans. 540 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,740 What's that? 541 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,740 Red fucking white can. 542 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,740 Yeah, hell yeah, baby. 543 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:57,740 What do you mean, red? 544 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,740 I don't know. 545 00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,740 I didn't pay attention. 546 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:02,740 You're drinking that Russian plastic bottle fucking vodka. 547 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:03,740 God bless the USA. 548 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,740 I mean, okay, Larry, thanks. 549 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:09,740 We're hanging on by a fucking thread. 550 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,740 What's that? 551 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,740 We're hanging on by a thread? 552 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,740 Yeah. 553 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,740 What do I say? 554 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,740 Me? 555 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,740 You? 556 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,740 Well, it's not even shit, man. 557 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,740 I don't even...what even is a thread? 558 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,740 No, I got a... 559 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,740 You know what I mean? 560 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,740 I can't distinguish what a thread is. 561 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:27,740 It's getting bad. 562 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,740 Like when one of my teeth is ready to fucking leave. 563 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,740 Yeah, I understand. 564 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,740 What are you looking for? 565 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740 He's going to the bathroom. 566 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:39,740 Frank's taking the bathroom break during this fucking court broadcast. 567 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:45,740 There's a thread that you think, like our government morals are at the lowest. 568 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,740 Everybody just seems corrupt. 569 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740 Oh, yeah. 570 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,740 We seem like we're in the dark about everything. 571 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,740 Yeah. 572 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,740 Well, we are. 573 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,740 You know, there's no...we are, man. 574 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,740 We're getting fucked. 575 00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,740 We're never going to find out what's really going on. 576 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,740 Never. 577 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,740 Right. 578 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:08,740 I mean, do you really want to know, you know, who we're doing arms deals with and all these 579 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,740 back fucking alley deals? 580 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:12,740 Yeah, it's fucked up. 581 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:17,240 I mean, it seems like we're not even...it's like I love the United States, but we're like 582 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:22,740 in that friend zone sort of where it's like we're not going to be able to touch the boobs, 583 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,740 but China can. 584 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:24,740 Right. 585 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:25,740 You know? 586 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:26,740 Yeah. 587 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:30,740 Everybody's just fucking doing whatever they want to our country and we're not. 588 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:31,740 Right. 589 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,740 We're just getting fucked. 590 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,740 Hey, Joe. 591 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,740 Hi, Mary. 592 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:35,740 How are you doing? 593 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,740 Not much. 594 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,740 How are you doing, doll? 595 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,740 How long was the cat outside? 596 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,740 What cat? 597 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:41,740 Harmony. 598 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,740 Oh, she was locked outside? 599 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:44,740 Yep. 600 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:45,740 I'm sorry, doll. 601 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,740 Hey, Mike, could you throw me a cigarette or Joey? 602 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,740 Yeah, no problem. 603 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,740 Mary. 604 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:51,740 No, Mary. 605 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:52,740 He's bumming his smoke from the needles. 606 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,740 Okay, I got it. 607 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,740 I'll just give him a minute. 608 00:19:54,740 --> 00:20:10,740 Alright, for the minute.