time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show
Don't deny me man. I'm not denying
All right, give me that is fucking bad ass here. Here. What you got to that is you got to eat come on
Here you got to do that man. That is fucking toasty, bro
You got one Mikey. Oh, what's that you got one? I'm gonna need one in a minute sir
Here we go. Here we are. Welcome Larry Needle show
I'm Larry and I'm needles
And we got Frank with us and we're drinking point
special lager
Man am I fucking scouting 1857?
Wisconsin right?
I always get fucked up when I hang around with this guy. Who's that? Frank.
1857
1857, what would you like in it to like a robust
100 years
110 years before I was born
It's not that bad though. It's good. Go on Larry
Me and first are a father flock together. You got it. You got it. That's what I tell my one friend
It's his cunt girl friends
He told me one day because I was hanging around needles and he's like, you know
birds of a feather flock together and
He was talking about his girlfriend. You know, she's a bitch
She's I thought he's talking about us. He was at first. Oh, yeah
Conk girlfriend eels is cool
And then later when he's talking about his girlfriend to me blah blah blah blah
And then how bad she is and then he gets back together with her and I just said to him, you know
birds of a feather flock together
You're a fang stabber
and killed her.
You murder her?
No, she's still alive.
Okay, luckily by a thread.
Shout out to Russ and shout out to Matthew.
Russ.
Matthew.
Love you guys, thanks for listening.
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Yeah, and remind them about the website.
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Yeah, Larry and Needles, the Larry and Needles show dot com.
All lowercase?
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That's our email address.
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Yeah, and if you're bigger than 2XL, then lose some fucking weight.
We're actually gonna cut the sides of the t-shirt and sew it together.
So you'll have Larry and Needles on the front and Larry and Needles on the back.
One of a kind.
You'll love it.
Lay off the fucking.
So man, me and Frank, before you got down here, we're talking some shit about some kick-ass
bands and just how fucking kick-ass all the music was when we were young.
Music?
How kick-ass he...
He's talked about the first time he heard Ronnie Van Zandt's Free Bird that was on
8Track and then I showed him I had 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 cases filled with fucking 8Tracks.
Which is completely useless.
No, no, I'm gonna make you had a Chronic 8Tracks and sell them at show.
Yeah, there you go.
That sounds like a real waste of money Larry.
Dude, that's fucking cold in there.
I got the recorder.
All I gotta do is record over the old 8Tracks that I already had.
It's golden man.
You're the fuck as an 8Track player.
I don't know these punks like the mind-owning sets and shit.
Maybe they'll fucking think it's cool to buy an 8Track.
I don't care if they use it.
Remember they had the fucking...
My parents had an 8Track.
My dad had one 8Track in it.
My dad, it was a terrible car actually.
So how old are you Niels?
I'm 46.
All right, so we got ten years on our...
I remember my pop having 8Tracks and he had to slam it in to fucking make it work.
Well you remember the old days when you'd hear like the other tracks playing it.
You couldn't stick matches in either the bottom or the top to make the thing line up.
And then the thing would stick out six fucking inches.
And they were just a hassle to carry around.
It was like a set.
So you get a pencil.
Yeah, and you had to read the fucking...
And then as the player said you cut it and put tape.
Oh my god, what a hassle man.
But it was...
The maintenance we did though, see?
But we put a work ethic towards it.
One time Martin bought a Frank's Apocoset.
You can't do this on stage anymore, volume one.
And the whole fucking thing was loaded into the cassette shell backwards.
So we had to unscrew it, carefully take the wheels out, flip them over and so we could
listen to it properly.
And the anvil took a whole lot of winding.
The anvil...
You know?
Yeah.
And this is why Ava's trying to punch him.
No, I was before he knew her.
It was a long time ago.
We were young.
We could have rolled with it Larry a little bit but that's okay.
But yeah, it was like the CD.
It was like the black circle.
You put a record down.
Remember when you held a needle?
You put it down so gently.
Yeah.
Remember?
Yeah.
I remember I yelled at.
Remember you feel a little spark or a little static where you just...
You wanted it to be clean.
Right?
Yeah.
You're like your hand was so steady.
It was so...
It had to be perfect.
You dropped that needle like...
I still got a steady needle.
And...
God damn, remember when it used to flip over and be done and rise up?
Larry, remember we were like sixth grade, seventh grade, the loop?
Steve Dahl and Gary Meyer.
When you hit a boom box, you had to hit record and play at the same time.
Yeah.
Remember they'd be like, all right, we're going to come back and play Stairway to Heaven.
You're like, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, you're waiting to play.
And you're like just sitting there and recording the radio.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, I had the fucking tape.
Yeah, I had the fucking...
Hit it right at the right time.
You're not at the commercial.
Right, you didn't want to hear what I said.
You wanted to edit.
At first, no.
Yeah, you got to edit shit then.
Well, no, you can't edit.
It was fucking...
You can't record over it.
You're in sixth grade.
You can record over it.
You're going for Stairway to Heaven.
You know what I meant.
I mean, you obviously can't edit it unless you cut and paste it.
But the edit is just a fucking...
I used to actually make tapes by putting the fucking tape recorder that I ripped off from
the school with the little microphone built in in front of the speaker and just be very
quiet.
Okay.
The boom box.
Yeah.
The boom box, remember?
My grandparents bought us one.
Wait.
Remember the boom box?
I want to tell you what they call it.
Well, like 8D batteries.
You take it, remember?
Oh, yeah.
It took like...
Fucking D batteries.
It took like a half of a thing.
A big fucking weight about...
Half of a thing.
Yeah.
And you secured the school.
Yeah.
The boom box.
It probably cost $200 to buy them in batteries now.
Dude, we used to put that in a playground and we used to play Strikeout.
Remember the fucking...
You know, the strikeout.
Oh, the box.
Yeah, dude.
We used to put that out in a case of bear, we'd fucking just rock out.
And then you'd hear the batteries start going, you'd hear like Tom Sawyer goes,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lering, check the feed, please.
Yeah.
We had a problem with our last episode and it got completely erased.
We used to fucking walk around.
I had this, I had fucking physical graffiti on cassette, the original version of it.
Soundtrack?
No.
That is...
Oh, that's...
It was on a pink fucking cassette with the old sliding case.
So let me ask you something.
So, we had the clip open box.
It's funny you say that.
If you were stuck at an island right now, you had one album to listen to the rest of
your life, what would it be?
Oh, man.
And it's really funny you have a spot, but...
I don't know, would it be bear nuts?
Can't say no.
No, I don't think...
I don't know, man.
That's a tough one.
It's funny you say that because mine would be physical graffiti.
Really?
Yeah, that album, yeah.
Well, his would be physical graffiti.
The one he mentioned.
If I was stuck on an island...
Of all the music...
Night and rambling every day.
I don't know.
If I was stuck on an island...
Maybe one album.
I would cheat.
First Ramones album.
I would cheat because I would...
Man, you can't cheat.
Now you're throwing a wrench in the world and cheat.
You can't fucking cheat.
Because I was going to say I would do the Rolling Stones Honk because it's a three record
greatest hit, but now that you're mentioning the Ramones...
Yeah, they're self-critical.
I don't know what the fuck I would do.
I don't have to kill a man.
I would do Zeppelin, man.
I don't know if I could listen to Zeppelin every fucking day.
My one that I would...
What's the answer to physical graffiti?
Oh my God, man.
That's just...
Hey, what else?
What songs are on it?
Yeah, Kiko Kurti's great.
Yeah, but what songs?
Remind me.
The Rover...
Custard, uh, Custard Five.
In my time of dying, Custard Five.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, now I couldn't...
Fucking...
Oh, man.
It'd have to be...
I don't know.
My fucking album would be the Donna's Skin Tight.
Okay.
The Donna's.
That's the perfect combination of rock and rock and rock and rock.
That's a tough question, man.
Yeah, you gotta go five, though.
Top one is...
You're gonna go cream...
No, like, I only bring one.
It would be the Donna's.
You know what's another great album?
Fucking Animals.
Pink Floyd?
Oh my God.
We're going to see Les Clay...
Five songs.
Yeah, me and Needle's got to get to the point.
Les Claypool is doing it, uh, shit.
June.
We're going to the Salt Shed to go see...
And then afterwards, I promised him my...
Yeah, the Salt Shed to go see...
Yeah, he was gonna go meet all your friends.
Dude, Animals.
Like, everything's about Dark Side of the Moon and...
Yeah, Animals is my favorite Pink Floyd album.
Animals is fucking a beast, man.
Five songs about...
Animals.
Maybe an hour and a half, 15 minutes.
It's amazing, yeah.
Dude, Sheep Dogs...
We're gonna go see them pig lives, man.
I can't wait, man.
Pigs on the wings.
Pigs on the...
Dude, that's like...
It's fucking amazing.
It's fucking horses.
You know what?
That's almost 50 years old, dude.
Oh, yeah.
You're probably way older than that, right?
No, no, that was like...
That was like 77.
No fucking way.
Yeah.
Animals is before 77.
Yeah.
No.
Dude, look that up, Needle.
Because another brick in a wall was like 81.
Was it really?
Yeah.
I don't want to say I was probably 77.
No, I'm gonna say 77.
No, I'm gonna say 77, man.
A brick in a wall was 79.
I got a good vibe, man.
I'm gonna say 80, so good vibe.
No, I'm gonna say 77.
Being the gambler, man.
Oh, man, you want a gambler?
It wasn't 75.
That's too early.
I know you're a gambler, man.
I ain't gonna bet with you.
It's a losing bet.
Yeah, you don't want to be gambling with them anyways.
No.
Not this motherfucker.
It was 10 stacks.
Oh.
Five dimes and shit.
1977.
That was a great one.
That's not animals.
Yeah.
Oh, he's right.
We did the walk.
Dude, let's play.
Let's listen.
What the fuck am I now?
We're Pantone.
No, you're my fucking producer.
No, I'm the producer.
No, we're not listening to shit.
Do you want to do the fucking thing?
Yeah, we can't listen to music right now.
We can't listen to background music.
No, because we can't elevator music.
No, copyright shit.
Yeah, that's a great fucking thing.
Shut us down.
Yeah, you can't because it'll be caught if we play more than 5 seconds.
They won't let us publish our thing, though.
Really?
Yeah, it's copyright infringement.
Shut us down.
Fuck you, man.
Oh, sorry.
God bless the USA, motherfucker.
Well, it's not even that.
It's the litigious people.
They want their money.
They want their fucking money and shit.
So we can't do it.
I'll give fucking Roger Waters a beer, man.
I don't know if he wants beers, but whatever.
You know what?
How about this?
I saw...
What's with him and David Gilmore, man?
Like, why?
I saw being Floyd David Gilmore.
Dude, yeah, just hash it out, man.
I saw at the same concert.
You're geniuses together.
79 lyric.
79.
The wall.
79.
I said 81.
So over one weekend, check it out, bro.
I saw in order Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Paul McCartney, The Who, and then
Roger Waters at one show.
Isn't that crazy?
It took three years.
Man, Neil Young flaked out.
Yeah, he was before he was a total cunt.
Fuck him, man.
I know.
Neil Young fan.
Just shit with fucking Spotify.
I know.
He's a fucking off, dude.
He was about to vaccine.
I'm sad we spoke for that cock.
Fuck him.
Well, it's funny.
It's like stand your ground and then sign the link.
And he's Canadian.
He's not American.
And he's Canadian.
Shut your fucking trap.
I'm gonna go back to Canada if you want.
Canada people love you.
Love you.
But, of course, no, we're not hate-nike-nike.
But, hey, Young is still a pussy for fucking saying, I don't want to be on there because
Joe Rogan's on there.
It's like, you know, dude, fucking go change your day.
You're on YouTube, I'm sure.
There's some shady shit going on on YouTube.
There's some shady shit on your YouTube feed.
No, I mean, you can't get, like, sexual stuff on there, but...
Otherwise, you'd be a member.
You'd be in prison.
Don't talk to me. I just erased my shirt chest when I died.
Yeah.
Needle's sold here.
All right, so the NASCAR shit, let's think this through.
I'm thinking through.
So you gotta start out.
Everybody stands in a circle, right?
You get two beers and a shot of fucking tequila.
Right.
As soon as you finish it, you get the keys of the car.
You go in, you start it.
Drive.
Off you go, Monopoly.
You keep passing fucking destiny.
Four or five laps.
Yeah, yeah.
You do another shot of tequila.
You do a line of coke because you're going to do a little too fucked up.
You gotta do a bonk hit.
Uh-huh.
You gotta do, like, three backwards somersaults or do the...
You know how you walk around in a bat?
You know how you do this shit?
I don't know.
Come up with some fucking...
Dude, I'd watch that.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Who wouldn't, man?
Anybody could drive sober.
Anybody.
It's not open air.
I want to see fucking Tyler from Tennessee say, fucking just take everybody down.
He's still fucking...
And then fucking like on the third...
And then you got, like, cops chasing you or shit.
Third time it's a hardcore mystery moonshine that somebody made.
You don't know how fucking strong it is.
Dude, you get to get crazy shit.
Sign a waiver.
Who cares?
You could die fucking drunk.
And then I'm like the fucking fourth time you gotta fucking sniff up a fucking fat line
and then a lot of people might push out and then that fucking weed job's to be done.
Half the men will fucking keep going.
A lot of crashes will happen and the fucking crowd is sitting on the...
Fucking bumper cars.
Yeah, exactly.
Bumper cars.
Man, I used to...
Everybody's stressed, dude.
How fucking fast you think you're going?
Dude, Mike, how about the bumper cars at Kitty Land?
Oh, yeah.
You need to fucking go there just to go on that.
Hell yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
That fucking shit was hilarious.
And they had the John Deere, remember the tractor?
Yeah, I love the tractor.
But the thing is, man...
And they had the...
They had the train through the fucking tunnel.
Remember, I went through the tunnel?
Do you know the Sherry's...
Yeah, Sherry's dad was the engineer who fixed the train for either like...
Yeah.
Kitty Land or fucking Linkin Park Zoo.
I can't remember which one.
One of those.
And the golf range was right there.
Yeah.
Remember the range?
Yeah.
It used to back up to the net.
And the horse thing.
The horse riding thing.
Yeah.
Dude, that's my old hood, man.
I know.
You know, my grandparents...
And then there was Fun Zone?
Fun Zone.
Fun Zone was by Triton College.
There was a hot dog stand.
So, all right, here's the driver range in Kitty Land.
If you go north, there was a hot dog stand and there was a game in.
Like, dude, they had this arcade.
Game room?
Yeah.
It was called Fun Zone.
Where you can go fucking through the cigarettes and hang out.
Yeah, you're 14.
Yeah.
It was called Fun Zone.
Nice.
And we played Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, all that shit.
Those dumb games.
Get a pack of fucking Marvel Red.
Get a six pack of Bear.
You know, go home with a fucking stinky finger.
Yeah.
Finger banging and shit.
The good old fucking days.
Hey, man, smell my finger.
You don't want to wash it the first time.
Let me just say, now that Needles isn't here.
Wait, are we taping this?
Yeah, he's upstairs talking to my wife or something.
I don't know what the fuck he thinks this is.
Some kind of fucking game.
He's tapped out a couple of times.
But when we get fucking, if we ever get money from this shit, he's taking most of it.
He's taking a couple of maps.
Yeah, that's all right.
I can rewind it and listen back to it.
Fucking funnox.
Funnoik.
The mushrooms are good, though.
Yeah, obviously.
One little cap is good.
Two little caps is good.
Did you put a little jar in there on it?
No, hell no.
The capsules take away the taste.
I'm not a big chewing on mushrooms, guy.
No, I got a fucking...
I don't like the fucking taste of them.
I don't like the smell of them.
The capsules take away all of that, which is awesome.
One good thing about all of these fucking beers is the colors of the cans.
What's that?
Red fucking white can.
Yeah, hell yeah, baby.
What do you mean, red?
I don't know.
I didn't pay attention.
You're drinking that Russian plastic bottle fucking vodka.
God bless the USA.
I mean, okay, Larry, thanks.
We're hanging on by a fucking thread.
What's that?
We're hanging on by a thread?
Yeah.
What do I say?
Me?
You?
Well, it's not even shit, man.
I don't even...what even is a thread?
No, I got a...
You know what I mean?
I can't distinguish what a thread is.
It's getting bad.
Like when one of my teeth is ready to fucking leave.
Yeah, I understand.
What are you looking for?
He's going to the bathroom.
Frank's taking the bathroom break during this fucking court broadcast.
There's a thread that you think, like our government morals are at the lowest.
Everybody just seems corrupt.
Oh, yeah.
We seem like we're in the dark about everything.
Yeah.
Well, we are.
You know, there's no...we are, man.
We're getting fucked.
We're never going to find out what's really going on.
Never.
Right.
I mean, do you really want to know, you know, who we're doing arms deals with and all these
back fucking alley deals?
Yeah, it's fucked up.
I mean, it seems like we're not even...it's like I love the United States, but we're like
in that friend zone sort of where it's like we're not going to be able to touch the boobs,
but China can.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
Everybody's just fucking doing whatever they want to our country and we're not.
Right.
We're just getting fucked.
Hey, Joe.
Hi, Mary.
How are you doing?
Not much.
How are you doing, doll?
How long was the cat outside?
What cat?
Harmony.
Oh, she was locked outside?
Yep.
I'm sorry, doll.
Hey, Mike, could you throw me a cigarette or Joey?
Yeah, no problem.
Mary.
No, Mary.
He's bumming his smoke from the needles.
Okay, I got it.
I'll just give him a minute.
Alright, for the minute.