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Need the rules ready for the Larry and Needle show
Larry doesn't want to edit refer to Joe as Larry
was gonna do that so Mike has needles what you say I want to hear it's just
the beginning though all right welcome to Larry Needle show I'm Larry I'm
needles and back by popular demand and forth you're what you said my name
episode and we lost the first 10 minutes yeah yeah Facebook me one time you
look at my Facebook me one my name my person yeah you look yourself yes yes
that's what you're supposed to wear the clothes live what we look the name up
these are Don Vito there was a fellow in like Scotland or so what are those
kind of mark and forth in Scotland yeah you flew out there and and any other
celebrities here is what you kids too like a bunch of kids well yeah let's not
get in the water and they looked real dirty very dirty people
they're happy they look very dirty from their pictures on Facebook they look
dirty yeah look they were cement shack basically did they yeah they live in
the silent shack that's pretty good though controls the temperature yeah I
mean you're Scotland for God's sake it's right beautiful still controls the
temperature they weren't Facebook as my name you know as me they just short
shared the same name they weren't right so this is our second 420 episode we're
gonna release to you today cuz we fucked the first one up so bad cuz we're
high again I did I check it up we I forgot to do a check with Larry and
confirmed that everything was okay because we posted listen these guys
don't need to hear this anyway so our listeners we got 420 facts I because
shout out to Ross oh yeah shout out to Ross our biggest fan in Arizona
hopefully we get our brother we can't wait to see you and we'll get on the
pod shout out to Matt down in Florida oh yeah Matthew love you buddy nuts tickled
in Boca and he's coming into town next week I think snow next month next month
about a month today fucking secretary so get off my nuts yeah all right so and
forth facts about today what's today why don't we hop right in the why don't we
hop right in the set and for what's what's today and for four what does 420
mean to and for this is the weekday you smoke pot 420 he doesn't fucking care
about 420 I know but it's just funny 420 is every day for Mark right I mean it's
just silly that they have to make a holiday about yeah well origin story
that's it you know yeah but but you know they're hopping it up because of the
fucking legal yeah and all the stores want to sell fucking gangbusters
Arizona they had such good deals on reefer man they had a mother's day deal I
was down there just heard huh I just heard marijuana prices have dropped
considerably growers are barely get 235 a pound $135 pound yet no
no word growing come on man yeah there's that's not worth it those are the
worst facts I know it's in a day that we do there's lots of weed out there man
but that doesn't make any sense 235 cost more in gas to drive it yeah you know
what I mean I get it what do you mean you get a lot of people grew a lot of pot
dude yeah a lot of fucker Michigan they flooded the market so much that you can
get a pot or you can get ounces for like a hundred or a reading 75 90 or something
like that yeah but lady we do men there's a dealers coming out to my Michigan
people sup love ya what was that in fourth I do this lady that had a little
marijuana card help you get it business mm-hmm and she has shop and people will
just come in to get a car whatever a lot of it fake physical when he's gonna get
someone in trouble yeah I know it's fine yeah a lot of you are first name you
gotta say her last name I yeah you don't know her name I know I do know lucky
for her but him for her she uh people would come in to get their cars yes
they were growers and shit and they would literally have trunks full of
marijuana shit and they were showing you trunk yeah yeah in front of the
place yeah she was buying it we see oh so you didn't say that we met there all
the time and shit it was amazing so I mean they're sick of the way they started
making the oils out of it and the office in the office in the office in her
kitchen people are coming in with this stuff and teachers and everything man
hanging out a bunch of hippies tons of shit this is one of the persons I live
with friends there crazy you're friends another crazy another family yeah yeah
in for that was nice but she was a drunk too no man you just fucking attract the
bottom feeder not the one the one with the weed was a drunk too I didn't even
really know how you're so high all right speaking of drugs why don't we talk
about Eva your girlfriend my favorite girlfriend you ever had we were getting
there Larry I don't know what the fuck I'm not fucking talk shut the flow of
conversation down cuz fucking Larry feel like you hey assholes assholes we were
going there stop talking Larry wants to talk fuck you here's one here's one
okay let's hear one cuz I would help her get her stuff feel she had to get her
you know unemployment and everything all these paperwork were yeah it was time
for her insurance so the things coming to mail and everything okay honey we got
to pick a doctor which doctor do you want to take they just want to know which
doctor you want honey have you picked which doctor you want yet she's you
know kind of look at me I'll pissed off she's why I have to have which doctor
why can't I have regular doctor why cuz he was of African-American descent she
was that Polish that she literally thought they're giving her which doctor and
that real that Polish how did you find this chick a banquet hall a banquet all
the work there yeah in the bank would hold what were they having like some
weird quinceaneros she's a waitress oh she was a waitress there yeah barely she
showed drunk all the time dude with a makeup all screwed up by the face dude
like it ain't her eyebrows on yeah maybe all crooked shit lipstick would be way
off to one side did you kiss her when she came no no no no I'm living with her
right yeah she's stay up all night drink she like pretend to go to sleep with
a girl she's getting that Larry like look at this asshole so she would pretend
to be sleeping and go do shots yeah always ridiculous she was like what one
day she'd pretend to be sleeping and wake up and like go out here's new shots
or alcohol that's clear of course for an alcoholic like you that sounds normal
one day she's so drunk burning the midnight oil just got a bunch of money
from some insurance thing again and what kind of insurance thing like a slip
into a Philly her husband died jimmy D. oh geez man different than a strategy
that jimmy D died that's life insurance man right she got some money fucked up
a little more she's 80,000 oh it's already gone then she managed to get
another 40,000 and burn it just like a plane too much she do drugs or just
drink alcohol just yeah and smoke a little bit but no heaters but no I don't
like that no was she cute Larry yeah she was alright yeah
better than the fucking river the X-ball over her body
wait what's that she had a horrible X-ball when it acted up she got a leper
shit so bad oh don't you have eczema yeah I think Titanic
plates rub it out why not I say is it that close it is
I know it was gross
it really dude it was sick dude she was horrible yeah it was just sexy you know anyway she was
dude it was and that accent just cute imagine what the floors look like on that butt skin
but no in the summertime the both of them in the summertime would just blow right out
with the breeze they'd get a beautiful tornado it was fine
I got eczema tornado just like that
it would be fine in the summer it would be okay it sucks the cat up
oh liquor bottle what happened to the cat
fucking swirling around in there she didn't always have it you idiot
what else did she have if she missing a leg or something
she lost her tooth and super glued that on one of her
dude Jesus man she was an emergency
that bitch will fix the song pump and shit
she will fix the song pump
well he could in thanks god
I mean I can't show them how
that they ever showed them how
Thanksgiving day I'm going to pick her up because we're going to my parents
how about that with the niece and nephew anyways
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
for Christmas Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving day
I picked up a baby with my parents and she said honey honey you look tired you know
we see them talk and she gets me a beer
and I actually fall asleep in a chair
and I wake up it's like two hours later now
she's drugged you
and I'm like what the fuck is going on
and I go downstairs and she's wading through
the high fucking water with the song pump
oh put it in ready to get the water drain out
and she the whole time she's sleeping
yeah she put me to sleep
she could change the song pump
that would be a big story to fix
but it happened a few times because the idiot Rodney would come over
and electrify himself on the thing
she was a bad bitch dude
she was a bad bitch
tell him about the time when
she took out a judeper bush with a steak knife
what I couldn't even understand
a judeper bush if you know how tough those are
judeper bush with a steak
I don't know what he just said before
that's what I said
jude bush with a steak knife
for those of you who are part of the real world
judeper bush
and a steak knife are
I'm part of the cart to appreciate
okay and
everyone that knows me knows me
take it right out of the arrow
so what she cut the fucker down
what about the roots
she scared the roots to death
she took the whole tree out
judeper bush was gone
the whole thing
the whole thing with the steak knife
Jesus did this chick fuck good
yeah yeah yeah
dude she was so drunk all the time
that it got to be
for her steak
so bad she go to Walgreens
and get a new dye every couple of days
or do something for it
so she always had some kind of chemical
what kind of colors would she wear
different different shades of
stark white
so pussy whip too I bet
oh man
now why don't you tell him
why don't you tell him about when Ava called up
and called information
and wanted to fucking
tell the story
and all through the house
a drunk with lurking
was stirring
and forth like a mouse
beating the fuck out of him
I gotta work it's Christmas time
it's a restaurant you gotta work
you can't take any time off
it's Christmas Eve
it's the day before Christmas Eve
and
10 o'clock
11 o'clock we're trying to get to sleep
we're trying to get to sleep whatever
and I
when I try to get to sleep and she's you know
so honey you have to work tomorrow
and I go yeah honey I gotta work
it's you know Christmas Eve I gotta work
the restaurant's open
and she says it's not open on Christmas Eve
and I go yeah honey it's Christmas Eve
we're open
and no I don't think it's open honey
why you lie to me
so you know now
there's this thing up you know that I'm lying to her
about having to work on Christmas Eve
and I'm like no seriously
it's weird for 15 years
we would open on Christmas Eve
Eva is a fucking restaurant
I love him just arguing with this little Polish drunk chick
yeah you know what I mean
and she's all violent and she can change
yeah she could hook his ass
for 2 seconds man
her daddy was a boxer
oh man he would be
world class boxer
she would do some damage
she gave me a foot like left
like nice
a bit too much stuff
make her grab your nuts and squeeze
no that's what my nails would do
I mean I'd make her kick me right in my taint
she could throw a punch boy
back
she was punching the toys
the whole time
huge fight ensues
we go back and forth about Christmas Eve
Christmas day
is it Christmas big in Poland?
yeah it's a big one
I don't know man I ain't from Poland
I've been in Poland
it's as big as it is in Italy
you were in big Poland as it is in Italy
yeah I've been on tours in Europe
in Germany, Poland, fucking Switzerland
all that shit at Christmas time
you tell why they invented
Santa Claus
they like kissing dudes tour 1994
yeah fuck you
not Mike, all night long
Christmas Eve, Christmas day, open not open
finally she calls
information
I will call information
pick up the phone and dial 411
to see if this
information is
but when he's open on Christmas Eve
and the lady says well I don't know
aren't most restaurants open on Christmas Eve
no
they're not open on Christmas Eve
so now she's arguing with the lady
on information
some foreign
I mean that's a great story
that lady's probably telling that story
right now
she's gonna hear this fucking podcast
and be like oh my god I know that bitch
this drug polo could berate
it on the phone
kids with the basketball the kids a few
blocks down or bones in the basketball
and they're in the back yard
the kids that were kiddie corner back yard
you can see their driveway from Mark's
she's getting up every 2-3 minutes
yelling out the window
shut up cock suckers
you fuckers
she's going to the kids
we're sitting there hanging out one day
we're talking to anybody
hey how's it going there
she turns the kids are bouncing the basketball
she's like shut the fuck up bitches
she does
she's like a meme
before they were memes
it was great
fucking dumb and forced standing behind her
with his head down
he doesn't want to get punched again
I wasn't going to get punched
I'm gonna deal with this sooner or later
I thought you'd have to explain for her
explain for her what
when the neighbor comes over and says why are you calling my kids
fucking bitches and cock suckers
that's not her
that bitch is drunk
you got to deal with her
you might get sucked in that
so that's what happened
she sounds like a spider monkey
so what happened after
she thought you were lying
hey did you check everything
it boiled down
it came out the rest of the night
I don't know anymore now
what do you mean you don't know anymore now
you lived it
that was about the highlights for me
I was supposed to go to work
of course she was drunk
all Christmas of course
what else is an alcoholic gonna do
but these are the nephews
this story is fucking
unbelievable
I couldn't believe this when Mark told me the first time around
alright if Anforth says it's unreal
it is unreal
I watched Anforth kick a lady out of a car
if you want to call him a lady
that was a friend of mine
and he literally
opened the door
closed the door and we drove off
it was driving needles
alright Anforth keep going
if you knew Ava
this would make fucking perfect sense
all the shit with Ava
I think we got a general understanding
I'm waiting to hear this crazy shit
here's how crazy she actually is
it's been a year or two already
we've already in the house with the poor everything
I've already kicked her out of my house
and let her back in several times
cause she's a drunk
always a seed
sometimes I even couldn't handle her
that sucks when drunk gotta make a scene
and
there's a picture of my refrigerator
of my sister's kids
Anthony and Olivia the little boy and girl
who are now adults
this was with her little boys and girls
she's all drunk
and goes I know those kids
well you don't know those kids
and she goes yeah I know them kids
was she hammered
she's drunk off her ass of course
how in the fuck could you possibly know these kids
you don't know them
how could you know these little boys
sisters you do not know these fucking kids
so she's very adamant she knows these kids
she's whizzing she knows them
she's so drunk blackout adamant
so she's getting angry
so I better stop her
I better stop her
okay honey you know the kids
she makes them flinch
don't over okay so
here comes maybe a couple months later
Mike we go to my sister's
for Thanksgiving
we walk through the door and guess what
Ava
wow
what are you doing here
they knew her
she knew them kids
from the grandparents
of her husband
and the best part was
she did show the blood of Bill
I think she was fucking
she's like an operative and Enforced
just a patsy
she was transmitting
fucking shit back to the motherland
yeah she had stupid
lots of information
she's like we have a pool here
we have pool
and Enforced is stupid
kids will not stop bouncing
the ball
this decent nephew
would have breakfast
and she was their waitress
really? yeah
that's fucking crazy
so I'll say that to Mike
there's no coincidences
and she wasn't allowed over
the next year
and then they didn't allow her over the next year
she still wasn't allowed over next year
she pull her titties out ever
she do weird shit like pee
outside and you get to watch
we have shit really to pee bad sure
oh she pee the pad? it was great when she danced
she was a funny dancer
she was a great dancer
she was a sexy dancer
I wouldn't say sexy but funny
I don't know what that means
she had all the moves like those really bad moves
we are too wild and crazy
yeah she was great dude
she really really just wanted to
yeah
she's mad she was something else
she was a little bit awesome
yeah too bad she wasn't on heroin
like you instead of fucking
right that would have been much better
she would have been a great junkie too
why don't you tell us about the night you OD'd
and she saved your life?
she saved my life
she did?
she really did but she did save my fucking life
yeah I mean someone has to
I would have fucking died
if she had a bit of pee
and Tom the other time
the guy that was
now listen to this listen
wait wait listen
after D the fucking one that went to prison
and the first
girlfriend the meth face
yeah he had a 65 year old
the dad was left behind when she
fucking moved out the dad stayed
dad stayed
the father
he had a roommate still with a big pitball
he was forced man
the kid that I was going to
was just me and Tom but he was okay
Tom was the dad
I thought there wasn't the dog's name
cause the dog's name was Nipple
this motherfucker was from
Oklahoma
holy fuck man
talk about slow moving mellow dude
and he lived with this fast moving
motherfucker
we didn't talk much but we got a lot of shit pretty good
did they had you guys kiss?
no
he said yeah
he was straight
Mark tried
what happened was
being from Oklahoma and all
he didn't fuck around
that queer shit being from Oklahoma
and all
he's on the kid's fault
people he knew thought he joined the mafia
cause he knew you
he was in Chicago
working for these pizza guys
he knew an Italian
he knew a guy or two
he actually enjoyed the mafia
and?
down at home
he didn't enjoy the mafia
he was at the bottom dude
this guy would have stuck out
like more than that
he
the people in Oklahoma thought that
and he enjoyed the mob
he was a pizza delivery boy
he can't join the mob
he can be an associate
dude they don't know shit about that
in the fucking farm in Oklahoma
what the fuck do you think
so when he came to Chicago
he joined the mob they were saying
the people in Oklahoma thought he joined the mob
just because he came to Chicago
they don't know
that they're not gonna let his white ass mother fucking
fucking ass clowns
but I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about
needles always had a trouble
had a hard time following the story
and shit
I can hardly talk I'm so fucked up
man
I'll be honest
it's really great when the podcaster can't
speak isn't it
it's a fucking genius fucking idea
the host
with the least right now
the host with the least that's your new moniker
if I'm the host you must be the parasite
ohhhh
that's alright I'll eat you from the inside
oh my god there was a time
the parakeet died, name is parakeet
I had two parakeets
killed them both
you were a bird guy that's fucking dead
anyways yeah
where did it turn out he wasn't a bird guy
did they just fly around
no they were cages
it was a horrible mistake
every time I checked it's seed there was a seed there
this is the kind of guy that buy a snake to get rid of the birds
no no no
I don't have time enough
buy a mongoose for that
so
whatever there was never any seed there
it was just the hulls you know
so the poor thing started to death
I think you gotta repeat that
you sound like a fucking
they crack open the
nut to eat the seed so there's a shell
that's left the shell lays
in the bin
this dummy fucking looked at the empty
fucking shells and said oh the bird has enough food
and starved him to death
how do you starve birds to death
man like that that's how you starve birds to death
you don't feed them
so anyway
you're damn right
I learned from the lesson
I learned from the first parakeet
I keep the other one alive
okay I'm gonna be able to change
there were two in one oh my god
I remind you to change the bird's food
yeah the watchers friend died
should be real careful
to make sure the other one never stepped out of line
ever
a fresh bowl of
that other parakeet
fucking steak
he was quiet
he was laying over dead
I don't see it
is this parakeet
a tweet out of him
yeah cause they were starving
right
this guy had like a little wash mitts in his plate
Hitler's birthday too
this guy
he's killing birds
we're not even done yet man
take us through this tale
right slow down
so
we moved to the house we got the house
whatever I keep the person I've had to pick him for years now
this one stayed alive I kept him for years
he's doing good
and
thank you
Ava wants to take him over to her house
fucking birds stink dude
I'm right I got sick of the thing
you told us how you killed them so
they said I wanted to get rid of the bird
I wanted to get rid of the bird Ava said she'll take the bird
you take the bird
what kind of truck did she step in front of
I was a
Peterbilt
no freight liner freight liner
yes a freight liner
north avenue
by kies
she went to kies
and had her last meal
she wants to be with her
she wants to see me
that's crazy dude
who stepped in front of a truck come on man
she ran in front of the truck dude
that is crazy
yeah
I mean come on
you don't just get hit
she jumps
I mean they're going 50 miles an hour
I mean you gotta think about that
she's talking about that before the rain
100 pounds at best you know soaking wet
you just a fucking
they gotta squeeze you into a fucking
vase or something
they had her life support but
they had her life support but it was not
are you fucking kidding me
no shit dude
she had to be mangled
I didn't know that
are you fucking kidding me
and forth man the women you date
oh my god
rest in peace Ava
she was very cool dude
she was so fucking cool
well it's a shame
I'll say after bringing everybody down
well I don't know what someone's going to say
how about you about your mushroom story in Jamaica
oh no what were you talking about before
you were still killing parakeets still
oh yeah so Ava takes her parakeet
so you already starved one of them to death
a long time ago though
a long time ago
it's forgotten about it
I forgot I even had another pair of
so long ago you forgot you starved a bird
I really did
I was fine so I just forgot
I forgot about it but believe me I still
can't really look at parakeets
how many fucking times do you see
parakeets I went to the zoo the other day
they got a room full of them
you went to the zoo
it was a you know he had to do that
to get over it
they wanted the revenge they could have got it
I gave them a chance
did you tell them I'm the one that killed one of your
brethren
so Ava's got the bird at home
and you know
birdies and they even so nice
I have birdies and I like birdie
birdie oh my god this sounds like a funny story
she's telling me
I like birdie
yeah she's totally funny
and
oh yeah him and food there's plenty of food
it's not even dawning on me
then it's the same bird
to tell her yep
that you killed a bird
wait so the bird was dead and she didn't know
no no the bird was alive for a while
but she did serve her though
he still didn't tell her check it
and see because you forgot to tell her
to check
and to change the food
what drugs are you on
yeah everything
so this guy was killing birds
left and right
hey this will make the people
this will make the pita
yeah they'll fucking pita
people enjoying
people enjoying tasty animals
we gotta
this is gonna make them go crazy when I tell
when I say this
at nine years old
hey no this
we should put underneath it
this fact I don't know
I think it's true it could be
one pack of cigarettes or it could be
equivalent to two packs of cigarettes
if you have like a parakeet
in a child's bedroom and it's their pet
it's equivalent to smoking like one or two packs
of cigarettes a day
the shit that they fucking
they're fucking yeah just the shit off their feathers
and whatnot
and the bird shit and everything
they should be outside
the only way I want to call
or seal if that is
I'll tell you what
needle
yeah yeah
you would have loved this man
when I went to Argentina
and Chile and shit the birds
out there are
parrots and parakeets
instead of crows like what we had
man this shit was fucking
beautiful every bird was like some shit
there would be in a fucking pet store
when I lived in OB there were wild parrots
and they would
fucking in the palm trees
in the beach
it was a fucking awesome
a lot of black squirrels too
it's like a standard type of bird
but it's your standard kind of bird
something that colorful and shit
where?
where the birds are tropical
where is that at?
wherever you were just saying
where were you just saying
where is somewhere in the south pacific perhaps
ooh I like the south pacific
you like the south pacific?
sure I like the south pacific
what do you want to do down there?
do they have birds?
do you like birds?
to heat
to heat you be sick
you could just body surf with some young 14 year old girl
jump into a volcano
when the authorities come down on you
hold hands with her to get out here
40 year old girl is going to get out
be in a ride with me
I'm sure they got a volcano out there
I don't think so Larry Russ
dude you know what
I heard on
Iceland alone
in Iceland there's 6000 fucking
volcanoes
how can they have that many fucking volcanoes
but they do
so they got at least one volcano
look a yellow stone
they at least got to have one volcano
jump into
heat when the authorities come looking for you
see the thing you're right
but a helicopter crashed me
you know what tp means
oh god
we're going to call it tp
you are fucking sick
I feel pretty good tonight
hey sit down if you're going to talk
I need to blow it up
here give them the toilet paper I whipped at you
what do you want
amphor there's a perpetual
nose problem
you heard his nose in a horse riding incident
you heard his nose in a heroin snorting
concentration
Cuz it's the only event I lost.
I
Test this what's that it's not it's price still shit. Oh, man
Please put it in the garbage one time when I was such a fucking junkie. I
Was sniffing coke all night with these
People and I thought I told Mary. Hey, man. These boogers are all coke. I
So I tried re-cooking them in a
Spoon, oh, yeah, I didn't toilet paper. No, man. I just blew my nose like you know
I didn't throw up. I was such a dope addict
Did it work no it didn't work at all
Water in your nose and I did that but then I figured hey if you did that then that's useless
You really are talking to a guy that was up for fucking three days. I was thinking like a fucking
Herbal tea would like
That was your boyfriend's name
herbal tea
Ice-tees brother
I transgender herbal tea
So what are you doing man
Piperation smoke with pipe keep talking. I'll think of something soon
Worry about evil feel what evil some more shit
I'm a little more worried about anything to fucking worry about anything else, but that's fine. Something come up. What you say come up in
This fucking kid all right, so
I'm aware of that question. I asked you on the other thing yeah, you should do that
about
AOC's pussy is probably shaved or it's probably a big hairy fucking bush
No, it can't be Larry. We talked about this
She has to have a strip on it so she can still
She still wants to be on the control because she's still a con de de way she has some fat titties
Shout out to AOC's titties
May you bounce free tonight?
The wild horse bouncing for socialism
Open God she says
Why what are you doing? How does it affect your life? Oh, it's nice to know that she's
So you can whack off to it later fucking no, you can just imagine it anyway
However, you want if you're never gonna get in that fucking thing
Man who's Netflix for 11 million oh one million after accidentally using his photo to describe a stone cold killer
Oh, yeah, that's the axe murder ship then sue's Netflix
One million accidentally using his photo to describe a stone cold killer. Did you see the ax Taylor?
I would know was the axe murder. It's you know, it's this story. There was a I didn't watch it
That's excuse one of his Instagram photos. You keep on reading during the scene
In the hatchet wedding hitchhiker. Yeah, the axe killer hitchhiker and was it him?
What do you mean? No, it wasn't you the killings. No, I didn't do the kids. Are they using his picture?
What they use a picture of him? I
Don't get it. Okay. He wasn't so oh man basically the sea fucking
Netflix they showed maybe a clip or a picture right with this guy in the background
There and then now he's suing that he could possibly be a fucking happy. Yeah, come on
So he was in the background. They didn't accuse him of being them
Everybody wants to check
Yeah, look at these people that win the fucking lottery. They blow it all well
No, they don't blow it all a lot of bad shit happens to them. Yeah, how about yeah, every one of them?
Yeah, they do blow it all one of them. Hey, how about this man?
How about let's talk about freak Nick?
They want to come out with that fucking documentary man. They made it on Hulu already. It's all right. Do you come out?
No, I don't think it's coming out already, but it's very silly that a bunch of white boys are gonna talk about free
Yeah, well, no, I just think it's funny because there's all these people put on some public enemy and let's get it on
Yeah, yeah, okay. There was a judge funny right that's the part I want to get at
I don't really care about powered women in business and then another one
I can't remember what her profession is another titty shaking and booty shaking is coming back to hunt them allegedly
We don't know what what the footage you could probably guess why they don't want it out though
They were misbehaving in their judges and shit right now Larry and I eat some mushrooms
We smoked a shit ton of weed and we watched an hour documentary on freak Nick
Was amazing. Yeah, it was very good. Um, it made me wish I could have been there in the beginning
Please what freak Nick is freak Nick? Okay?
Nick Nick is it started in the 90s. It's in Atlanta, Georgia
Okay, and what it was it was for black people
African-American kids college kids college kids, but it was for college kids. It started with kids
It actually was like a spring break right
American kids and they would go and get down and party hard
Yeah, it was fucking looking like it was a lot of fun happens with anything as it evolved
We came into break for blacks. Yes, okay, don't be racist and forth. Yeah, why you gotta be so fucking racist
They're black. Yes, they go. I know we're just fucking kidding man for Jesus
so
They do this thing freak Nick and it's like basically like spring break for bars and all this shit and
The fucking clubs are happening and they're partying in this video recording this stuff
So many listen this there's so many people partying that the highways get shut down and they just park and start partying
Yeah, five six hour
Have a party on the highway people would go walking get boot like it was yeah, it was before cell phones right no wait
Yeah
Remember they had the big motherfuckers if they had a cell phone it didn't have a camera
Yeah, no, that's for sure. It's just shut down for a mile the highway exit to get not only one road
The whole fucking city was fucking yeah, it was crazy. There were thousands of people with thousands and then it started building momentum
Yeah, it's just like anything it's spiraled out of control
And then fucking then the kids said that the news got to the hood and then the fucking bad
Elements started showing up and then they showed footage of these girls man. They were getting yanked
They were getting sexually assaulted fucking pretty much just raved by just stand, you know
Dude walking by a car and just start grabbing
Trying to pull her out of the fucking car
They would be there before girls in a car and they would literally try to grab the girl
They would grab the girl and drag her out through the window. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, this was in the 90s 94
Yeah, it started getting out of control and then there was multiple sexual assaults and stuff like that
So they had a lot of violence like shootings and stuff and they shut it down
But now they're bringing out this thing on Hulu. It's about
Freak Nick and it's a documentary about those days in that in that festival the women are featured
I guess checks that out. Well, the women are featured but it's not coming out yet
The women are featured in the doc. Well mark they showed some of these chicks shaking their ass
Fucking hard man. I was just like oh man. I love it
Yeah, but the ratio to men to women right so it's a powder do we do that though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a total that's well now
But at first though when it was the college kids there was a nice mix
Oh, yeah, I mean when it got out of hand when it was just like a gang of 20 guys going there
Hey, let's go to freak Nick and then let's go around people
This is a good lick that exactly right, right? This is a good lick
But you can tell you brought the deans people coming in from out of town pussy, right all this other shit
You know and the uh, it's you're comfortable in your environment and other people come in the dude
That's that was they were talking to you though. There was like a DJ guy who was at all the hot clubs and shit
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. He said that it was so cool
And it was so awesome in the beginning that it actually made like tons of people want to move to Atlanta
It brought people to Atlanta and then once these transplants move there
People started realizing after a couple years that this was a good like I said a good good place to fucking do wrong
well
Like it and also the women really did outnumber that was fucking racist
That was it was very crazy to see like they have it on videotape of them dragging women out of car. Yeah, it was fucked up man
but I
Mean, but that's why they stopped that shit
But in the beginning man, it looked like it could have been the fucking funnest party on earth
Yeah, it's like going to Daytona Beach one before it became fun
It took him ten years before deteriorated into fucking mayhem
So for the first five years it was cool. And that's just how anything is. Yeah, and that's how everything is just what happened with the riots last weekend
You get a mob action, you know
You only need in Chicago
You only need a couple motherfuckers to to make people sway. Yeah, look at my mentality today
What was that book say? What was the first line? He seduced a nation?
Which is an accurate? Yeah, we were looking at that bottom bottom book to bond hopper on hopper not bono
Not bono
I put it right there. Yeah. Yeah. He was a heavy guy. Okay mark mark's not
You're snoring
You're trying to think it's over say you could say whatever you want. I'm looking facts up for us today
Yeah, there isn't no any facts. All right, though. Everything is a half truth
I don't know what the fuck got cut out of the last episode
So a lot of shit man, but we've lost the first ten minutes
Yeah, I mean
Columbine happened today. That was really the first of the school shootings. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's 25 years ago or something
It's something like that. I don't know a long time ago. It's been 25 years between school shootings, huh?
25 years I don't look up on count look up. No, no, no, no, no, not he thinks yeah
25 years between school shooting there was that lady and then and for look up the first lady school shooter. I
Think it was in Fili. Laurie Dan, huh? Yeah
Something like that. Yeah, here in
The north side of Evanston, maybe was that where she really did hear? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Good poll area
Larry and Laurie Dan
I saw people there. I used to go out without children. I know all the crazy chicks
The Erickson thing was on it today, but the bank robber right up here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, the guy to McDonald's or wait. No, no, no, no, this is another guy man
This guy owned this bookstore up right here. Did you know him? Yeah. Yeah went there all the time another bank robber
You know there's a bank robber. Yeah, this is to bank robber. Yeah. Yeah, this one was alright
Pete Chris this was the one that they used a puke Larry to make the fucking movie with
Luke Perry, you know him. Oh, yeah, the one where they did the fucking we'll see him one of the one at the McDonald's
Yeah, they were the sheet rack
Yeah, I don't know. No, no, no when they rock
Okay, I know when they robbed the bank on Lake Street by the burger fucking shot the way we wait
I was my wife. Yeah, I fucking shot the people up in the elevator of the fucking federal building and his wife got caught on
Bear Flag Road and Hanover Park
Fucking Lake Street and Bear Flag. Wait a second. They went she went into she was a high
She was trying to evade the cops and she went into the subdivision and there's only one way out
So they didn't even bother chasing her and they just waited at the entrance and they fucking did her up like Bonnie and Clyde
It's good style. You ever see that old Bonnie and Clyde movie? Yeah
Well, they whittled him with fucking machine gun bullets. Yeah, that's what it was like
She was cool man. She was kind of hot. She had like a leather jacket. She was kind of punk
And you knew these people? Yes. Yes
Yes
Because he wrote his name in the book
She's sweating like I talked to him all the time. He's constantly sweating sweating every ever have a was you that cuz he was fucking
Freakin out. He was a bank robber. Oh, yeah, they were they multiple robberies underneath
Every single Tuesday they robbed a bank. Yeah, it was on Tuesday every Tuesday really why was that?
Do you know why cuz of the drop?
That was the day the store was closed the bookstore. Yeah, they had the bookstore
They were there six days a week and on Tuesday the fucking place was closed and they'd rob a bank for them to rob a bank
I used to wonder how come on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude
She was rider die man
She was rider fucking die and check this out man
He fucking talked them into letting him have the handcuffs in the front so he could fuck so he overpowered the girl
Fucking guard in the elevator and shot the motherfuckers man. Oh, yeah, dad
Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, and then they shot him dead but he got shot in the federal building. Yes, but he got his glory
Hey, oh, yeah, and then they yeah, and then fucking the girl got shot up in Hanover Park
Yeah, you said at the end of the fucking bear
Beard flag girl
Oh
Inforth look that up. See how many banks they robbed. Oh, there was a lot dude. It was a lot
Yeah, six or eight. I told you my buddy Chris would rob two a week two a week. Yeah, but that's what you had in your head
I don't have it. Yeah, I'm gonna hit the and I would wonder how they made money because they would sell books for like I bought a
Beatles complete a music book that would be like
$50 even back in the 70s or 80s the time whatever it was box and it would be like not not even it would be like
50 cents or a dollar fucking man
These are they sell paperbacks for five cents and you didn't even sense anything weird about them
No, and you can the weird thing was just you wait. It's very weird
Well, no, here's the weird thing about him was you could ask him about any book and he could tell you yes
He could what it's about about the yes
He was very very smart and a fucking bank robber
Yeah
So he was real smart so he probably thought I get out smart these cock suckers
I'm not even outsmarting them. It's you just but you know how they caught him
You know how they busted him he would steal the same time
every time
So they so they planted some of those cars so they planted some of them cars around
Shout out to police work to figure that
Yeah, and they fucking waited for him to steal that car and then they just watched them
Because they wouldn't go around the bank because they wouldn't wait a second
They planted a car and he stole yes, so that car because they know
I do that because they always
Type of car so the wait a second. He always still wait wait wait. This is FBI shit
Yeah, it was yeah, it wasn't the fucking
Shit if you're right, yeah, so the FBI figured out his MO. Yeah, he was steal a certain
Well, no, they knew the MO because they would start a car would be stolen. They find it a band and just saying that's right
But is that that's what that is? Yeah, so?
They figured out but how would I mean think about the logistics of it?
Yeah, the plant this car close enough for him to steal it
Yeah, you know the proximity well, they did a few cars a bunch of a proximity of some things so they had multiple
multiple traps bugged and
Wired for this guy to steal. Yeah, yeah, well, what do you mean sort of this is the only
Didn't they just have one following the cars. No, they can't have it be like a just walking Vegas
And you got one chip for million dollars. You know green and they fucking
LG at all Larry fuck you it ain't man
Great analogy wait from the steal one of these cars
Yes, no they follow putting them a crazy that there's like five of these cars within a certain radius
Yeah, and they're all bugged and wired. Well, no, they weren't bugging wired
They just followed them then they knew that oh he stole the car. Let's follow him to the bank watching these cars. Yeah
That's how they did it. Yeah, holy shit man old-school police work old-school stakeout shit
In the car eating fucking McDonald's you and I are meant for that
Yeah, just ripping off drug dealers and just getting high people watch I'm gonna go in the alley with this prostitute
Your sweet treat after you bang you banging
Rubbin tug you little washy wash and fourth year right no Rubbin tug
No, no, oh, no
Oh Jesus is watching remember no, I went I went lunch in this place, but I just told about when we went to a place
But you didn't do anything tell us about when you're
Tell us about when you thought the girl actually liked you and it took you an hour before you figured out she was a prostitute
Haha, this was great, man
Yeah, well downtown's for something which the holidays even maybe to find out don't sound some girls
It's a little bit
I was with the other friend and we're downtown and there's other dude there's
By the drinks are her friend
Yet he had two faces you scars and once he scarfied a total face was all scarred up on one side half
He's beautiful other side so it was too good scarred to face. Yeah, we just like Dick Tracy
Character police car. He got he was a policeman who got in a car accident. Damn half his face got destroyed
Oh my god, the other half is meant. Do you have hair on the top of that side of his head? Yeah, you look fine
The other side was well, you'll be great
Young a bit of an alcoholic now, but then he was too, but he got a lot of money
So anyways, we're hanging on money for what the car accident. Yeah
Yeah, you get a lot of cash for getting your face. Oh, this is long time. He's cap. Yeah years ago
I mean, it was fucking any of them boys man. They deserve everything. Yeah, yeah
His other side of face was pretty nasty. So anyways, uh
This woman young girl actually comes up to me starts talking that should have been the first
Young girl but younger than me. Yeah, I guess so but you know, did she have did she have
18 but she was like late 20s early early 30s, you know, yeah
No, of course not. Anyways, did she have all her teeth?
It was going like it was going was talking like two people would you know? Yeah, this guy prostitute Najon
She's like, well, you know, maybe we should she should get out of here. I'm like, yeah
Yeah, let's go. It was a bar. We were on rush three. I think it's a bar and
And okay, I mean that's rush street. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
That's legit. This time he's talking about his very shoes. Real. This was real, dude
I hope it's real. You're not making it up. Yeah, let's go. She goes. All right. Well, you know just before we start
I won't let you know it's
$400 for this and
Man, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me wait
Yeah, that's great. I knew he was a fucking like I have a horrid night. She's like where it's like
It's attached to my best. You are
This one's free
What's that and for so I was like, you know, I you're really really nice. Oh man here and forth talk of prostitute out
And I'm like, I'm just flattered. You think I have $400
to
Wear with you and I can't and I want to give her props for fucking taking that step to fuck
Oh, yeah, I cross the boundary to fuck you for only really chance with you
Yeah
Like how about a hundred fuck
Got it for a hundred. Yeah, I thought that was kind of low myself
Oh for him shit a thousand I started
Dollars if I was abroad and I had a fucking touch this guy started a thousand minimum
Even if I was the most junkie fucking whore on the street, I'd say a thousand if I saw him
No, man, you never fucking took you or is it all they always want to do with me?
What are you hanging out with them?
Run everyone else. I know it does drugs they pick up these girls one night. I'm the guy would come with the
With the drugs and with the girls, you know, I was going on to meet them
Yeah, I'd bring upstairs and shit. And so one night we're in the back of the car with the dealer doing the deal
This girl sitting in the front seat. We kind of chat a little bit. Oh, let's go
All right, hon. You coming and she's like what she's like we gotta come up. Let's go for the party. You said that to her. Yeah, and
She goes you think you think it was the guy's wife. She black. Yeah, it was a dealer's wife
And for of all the horrors he brings around and forth picks the dealer
And first the one night he gets the balls to say something it happens to be his wife
This is yeah, they thought it was wonderful. She was very funny. So yeah, that would be very funny
I mean because and fourth you're a very personable guy, you know, they mean yeah
It was just believe me. These girls are like the most the most naive person putting the most fucking
No, no, but listen
But no, yeah
I mean, I'm not saying I just really the last guy you'd expect to be there, but I can't hold my own
He's fucking beaten cancer right now, but sometimes I
Really is and I'm doing street. Tell them when you fucking thought you were getting mugged, but you're really getting arrested by the cab
Well garden
Walk right in and Jesus
One night is everyone's in a taxi cab parked on the one across the street is a taxi and the guy's walking
It's a white guy bigger fellow, but white guy army jacket, you know, and
Looks pretty good. Yeah, I don't see anyone really out front, but it looks good. So I jump out my car. I'm walking in I
Get ahead of the white guy, you know, and I'm kind of thinking
Tingle yeah, and I only got 20 bucks anyways. Yeah
Yeah, you know, it's right and I I start to turn around. There's no man. They're working. It's cool. Go on. They're working
You know, I'll feel like doing everything. I was like no man. Go on check out. They got good shit
So whatever and sure enough. So I'm standing there waiting now in this line
All of a sudden they're behind me running some scream
And the guy they thought I thought I was different. They thought it was another cop
They thought you were a friend of theirs or something. Yeah
Oh, yeah, who's jumped on you the cops and they saw like fake beat me up and shit. I'm like
But not really 20
They're not really hitting me hard or anything. You know, but this is really wait a second. How many cops five five cop
Pretended to beat you up. I try to fight these guys
Right. I don't know what happened though. Would they just beat you up? They weren't arresting people
Yeah, they had people under stairs in a line which I which I got handcuffed and thrown into eventually
I love our inferences made a golf finally
You know
Like what are you doing here and all this shit like nothing again
What's in the 20 books my enemies handcuffed and thrown into the corner of the street 20 bucks?
I think he's one. So anyways, they haul us all down to
Around the way down the paddy wagon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what a whore man
The guy with the taxi was a little Hindu kid who's handcuffs when you stand his wrists
He's standing through the wrist. Oh, man
It was a wackiest night. There's other black
We go back to the station
There's some black guy with us and they're doing his record look at his record and they say whatever his name is
Says here you're a vice-lord
You're dangerous vice-lord. You are no no the other guy the black guy and the black gentleman said shit
20 years ago as a dangerous vice-lord
Diabetic vice-lord now
Yeah, but when you know what your craft is, you know, right either way, huh? You can work a nice day
Have a little 50 gallon garbage bins, you know garbage 50 gallon big gray garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah
full of crack pipes
Full of crack pipes where the one full lighters at this police station. They took me to
Oh full of them. Wow, we'll be full of fuck. I wouldn't say it resonated and let yeah, yeah
That
Go there with a fucking safety best
Fuck man, that was so a lighter she never had that either. Hey, you steal the lighter hand the yeah, we're here for the barrels
We're the barrel crew
So then see this fucking same he's got six in his mouth
We're jammed in the hole like plain sit down
You can't even lay down then they bring us down
They bring this group in this old fellas with them like real old fellas, you know, yeah
And so I give him my spot. He sold I give my spot which was cool real respectfully. We love that. Yeah, and this poor guy
81 years old never been arrested a day in his life. They did a street sweep
Here but his these young kids he worked with yeah, and a few years after work went to get a hooker
He was just kind of going home with them really. Yeah, and they got yeah picked up. Yeah, he was in the car
Yeah, well, right what they get picked up for so you tell me the old man wouldn't got his fucking dick sucked
Well, probably I'm I mean, I don't know if he was that innocent or not, but yeah, it doesn't sound like that was his claim
Is that I'm an old man too, but but either way
I like my dick sucked down man. He was an innocent looking old man. I mean he really wasn't you know, he was yeah
Anyway, you never like to get their dick sucked whatever
Of course you have to work. Yes, he probably was part of the party. Okay, so don't worry. Don't get mad about it
Well, I get all angry. I'm not trying to say that guy was pure heart or anything. No, I was telling you what he said
He had a heart of stone. You know gold it sounds like
This guy rocks
So, you know, you think you're gonna be there all night shit, you know, they start rattling off the names people that are getting to go now and
Go now where leave you're gonna leave jail. Yeah. Oh, okay
They're just going to sell we're like sardines, you know, so now it's thinning out. Yeah
And you're in a holding tank or you're fucking
Hold your head up. I'm doubting if I'm gonna get in
This at this call, you know, I really don't think I'm gonna get out. It's not even 11 o'clock yet
Ah, I got gotta get out now. I'll just get some correct. It's like a Tuesday or Wednesday. Okay
Yeah, and sure enough the last fucking name
and fourth
God bless and so I get out and
And
Me and one of the dudes that got arrested drove back to the place and got some shit went about our ways
What are we at
Alright, that was a really fucking wonderful story from Mark and
We got arrested just went right back
And then tell us about when they thought you were the cops and you had to show them but you showed them that
Fucking Larry you still had the time written on your hand and shit from the lock up, right?
Was that a different time? No, no, that was at the border when they thought I switched the cars with Jenna little
No, no, that was a different that if you said it it's gonna go then
That's a different I'm talking about when you went back to the fucking dope spot and they thought you were
Yeah, I said no man. I just got I just came from there and you still had the magic marker sharpies shit on your head
I would just save the whole from lock up dirt bag. Yeah from lock up. Well, you always get tell another dirt bag
Why are there prison number written on their hand after prison number nine? No, but you know, right?
No, I know exactly what you mean if we I don't see I don't know what the time is. What's the time?
There was yeah, it's time to go. Thank you for tuning into the Larry and needles show
I'm Larry. I'm needles man. That was Mark over there and he was real good man
Happy for 20 again cuz we're gonna keep saying it
I'm in here. Please later. There was another guy in there this old hillbilly fellow insisting
I was going to get off mic right now. It's fine. It's all your story. That's fine. We can't say anything else. Oh, it's not being broken. No, no stories right? Listen to you