1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 I 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:12,920 Need the rules ready for the Larry and Needle show 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:25,320 Larry doesn't want to edit refer to Joe as Larry 4 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:39,080 was gonna do that so Mike has needles what you say I want to hear it's just 5 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:45,440 the beginning though all right welcome to Larry Needle show I'm Larry I'm 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:01:03,160 needles and back by popular demand and forth you're what you said my name 7 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:26,240 episode and we lost the first 10 minutes yeah yeah Facebook me one time you 8 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:31,840 look at my Facebook me one my name my person yeah you look yourself yes yes 9 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,360 that's what you're supposed to wear the clothes live what we look the name up 10 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,400 these are Don Vito there was a fellow in like Scotland or so what are those 11 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:50,720 kind of mark and forth in Scotland yeah you flew out there and and any other 12 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:55,520 celebrities here is what you kids too like a bunch of kids well yeah let's not 13 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,680 get in the water and they looked real dirty very dirty people 14 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,800 they're happy they look very dirty from their pictures on Facebook they look 15 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:10,040 dirty yeah look they were cement shack basically did they yeah they live in 16 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,280 the silent shack that's pretty good though controls the temperature yeah I 17 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,600 mean you're Scotland for God's sake it's right beautiful still controls the 18 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:28,120 temperature they weren't Facebook as my name you know as me they just short 19 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:34,480 shared the same name they weren't right so this is our second 420 episode we're 20 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,680 gonna release to you today cuz we fucked the first one up so bad cuz we're 21 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:45,600 high again I did I check it up we I forgot to do a check with Larry and 22 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,720 confirmed that everything was okay because we posted listen these guys 23 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:55,440 don't need to hear this anyway so our listeners we got 420 facts I because 24 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,640 shout out to Ross oh yeah shout out to Ross our biggest fan in Arizona 25 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,840 hopefully we get our brother we can't wait to see you and we'll get on the 26 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:08,480 pod shout out to Matt down in Florida oh yeah Matthew love you buddy nuts tickled 27 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:17,000 in Boca and he's coming into town next week I think snow next month next month 28 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:23,080 about a month today fucking secretary so get off my nuts yeah all right so and 29 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:31,320 forth facts about today what's today why don't we hop right in the why don't we 30 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,840 hop right in the set and for what's what's today and for four what does 420 31 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:46,440 mean to and for this is the weekday you smoke pot 420 he doesn't fucking care 32 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:51,320 about 420 I know but it's just funny 420 is every day for Mark right I mean it's 33 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:55,160 just silly that they have to make a holiday about yeah well origin story 34 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,280 that's it you know yeah but but you know they're hopping it up because of the 35 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:04,600 fucking legal yeah and all the stores want to sell fucking gangbusters 36 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,400 Arizona they had such good deals on reefer man they had a mother's day deal I 37 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:14,560 was down there just heard huh I just heard marijuana prices have dropped 38 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:24,480 considerably growers are barely get 235 a pound $135 pound yet no 39 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:31,720 no word growing come on man yeah there's that's not worth it those are the 40 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,840 worst facts I know it's in a day that we do there's lots of weed out there man 41 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:42,400 but that doesn't make any sense 235 cost more in gas to drive it yeah you know 42 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:49,120 what I mean I get it what do you mean you get a lot of people grew a lot of pot 43 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:54,040 dude yeah a lot of fucker Michigan they flooded the market so much that you can 44 00:04:54,040 --> 00:05:00,520 get a pot or you can get ounces for like a hundred or a reading 75 90 or something 45 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:06,800 like that yeah but lady we do men there's a dealers coming out to my Michigan 46 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:13,200 people sup love ya what was that in fourth I do this lady that had a little 47 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:18,640 marijuana card help you get it business mm-hmm and she has shop and people will 48 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,760 just come in to get a car whatever a lot of it fake physical when he's gonna get 49 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:28,440 someone in trouble yeah I know it's fine yeah a lot of you are first name you 50 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,440 gotta say her last name I yeah you don't know her name I know I do know lucky 51 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,720 for her but him for her she uh people would come in to get their cars yes 52 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,120 they were growers and shit and they would literally have trunks full of 53 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,960 marijuana shit and they were showing you trunk yeah yeah in front of the 54 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:53,000 place yeah she was buying it we see oh so you didn't say that we met there all 55 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:59,400 the time and shit it was amazing so I mean they're sick of the way they started 56 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,800 making the oils out of it and the office in the office in the office in her 57 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:08,000 kitchen people are coming in with this stuff and teachers and everything man 58 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,200 hanging out a bunch of hippies tons of shit this is one of the persons I live 59 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:18,440 with friends there crazy you're friends another crazy another family yeah yeah 60 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:23,280 in for that was nice but she was a drunk too no man you just fucking attract the 61 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,920 bottom feeder not the one the one with the weed was a drunk too I didn't even 62 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:31,240 really know how you're so high all right speaking of drugs why don't we talk 63 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:36,360 about Eva your girlfriend my favorite girlfriend you ever had we were getting 64 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:43,120 there Larry I don't know what the fuck I'm not fucking talk shut the flow of 65 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:49,000 conversation down cuz fucking Larry feel like you hey assholes assholes we were 66 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:55,600 going there stop talking Larry wants to talk fuck you here's one here's one 67 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,720 okay let's hear one cuz I would help her get her stuff feel she had to get her 68 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:03,040 you know unemployment and everything all these paperwork were yeah it was time 69 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:10,440 for her insurance so the things coming to mail and everything okay honey we got 70 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,640 to pick a doctor which doctor do you want to take they just want to know which 71 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:19,080 doctor you want honey have you picked which doctor you want yet she's you 72 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,760 know kind of look at me I'll pissed off she's why I have to have which doctor 73 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:28,320 why can't I have regular doctor why cuz he was of African-American descent she 74 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:32,000 was that Polish that she literally thought they're giving her which doctor and 75 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:38,040 that real that Polish how did you find this chick a banquet hall a banquet all 76 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:43,240 the work there yeah in the bank would hold what were they having like some 77 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:49,280 weird quinceaneros she's a waitress oh she was a waitress there yeah barely she 78 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:57,360 showed drunk all the time dude with a makeup all screwed up by the face dude 79 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:02,120 like it ain't her eyebrows on yeah maybe all crooked shit lipstick would be way 80 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:08,560 off to one side did you kiss her when she came no no no no I'm living with her 81 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:16,400 right yeah she's stay up all night drink she like pretend to go to sleep with 82 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:24,800 a girl she's getting that Larry like look at this asshole so she would pretend 83 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,280 to be sleeping and go do shots yeah always ridiculous she was like what one 84 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:34,240 day she'd pretend to be sleeping and wake up and like go out here's new shots 85 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:40,080 or alcohol that's clear of course for an alcoholic like you that sounds normal 86 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:45,840 one day she's so drunk burning the midnight oil just got a bunch of money 87 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:51,200 from some insurance thing again and what kind of insurance thing like a slip 88 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:59,640 into a Philly her husband died jimmy D. oh geez man different than a strategy 89 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:04,640 that jimmy D died that's life insurance man right she got some money fucked up 90 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:09,760 a little more she's 80,000 oh it's already gone then she managed to get 91 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:14,520 another 40,000 and burn it just like a plane too much she do drugs or just 92 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:20,160 drink alcohol just yeah and smoke a little bit but no heaters but no I don't 93 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,160 like that no was she cute Larry yeah she was alright yeah 94 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:30,160 better than the fucking river the X-ball over her body 95 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:35,640 wait what's that she had a horrible X-ball when it acted up she got a leper 96 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:42,600 shit so bad oh don't you have eczema yeah I think Titanic 97 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:51,600 plates rub it out why not I say is it that close it is 98 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,600 I know it was gross 99 00:09:55,600 --> 00:10:02,600 it really dude it was sick dude she was horrible yeah it was just sexy you know anyway she was 100 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:09,600 dude it was and that accent just cute imagine what the floors look like on that butt skin 101 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,600 but no in the summertime the both of them in the summertime would just blow right out 102 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,600 with the breeze they'd get a beautiful tornado it was fine 103 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,600 I got eczema tornado just like that 104 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:25,600 it would be fine in the summer it would be okay it sucks the cat up 105 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,600 oh liquor bottle what happened to the cat 106 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:39,600 fucking swirling around in there she didn't always have it you idiot 107 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,600 what else did she have if she missing a leg or something 108 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,600 she lost her tooth and super glued that on one of her 109 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,600 dude Jesus man she was an emergency 110 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,600 that bitch will fix the song pump and shit 111 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600 she will fix the song pump 112 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,600 well he could in thanks god 113 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,600 I mean I can't show them how 114 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,600 that they ever showed them how 115 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,600 Thanksgiving day I'm going to pick her up because we're going to my parents 116 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,600 how about that with the niece and nephew anyways 117 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,600 oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 118 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,600 for Christmas Thanksgiving 119 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,600 Thanksgiving day 120 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:18,600 I picked up a baby with my parents and she said honey honey you look tired you know 121 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,600 we see them talk and she gets me a beer 122 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,600 and I actually fall asleep in a chair 123 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,600 and I wake up it's like two hours later now 124 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 she's drugged you 125 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,600 and I'm like what the fuck is going on 126 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,600 and I go downstairs and she's wading through 127 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,600 the high fucking water with the song pump 128 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,600 oh put it in ready to get the water drain out 129 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,600 and she the whole time she's sleeping 130 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,600 yeah she put me to sleep 131 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,600 she could change the song pump 132 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,600 that would be a big story to fix 133 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,600 but it happened a few times because the idiot Rodney would come over 134 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,600 and electrify himself on the thing 135 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,600 she was a bad bitch dude 136 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,600 she was a bad bitch 137 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,600 tell him about the time when 138 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,600 she took out a judeper bush with a steak knife 139 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,600 what I couldn't even understand 140 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,600 a judeper bush if you know how tough those are 141 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,600 judeper bush with a steak 142 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,600 I don't know what he just said before 143 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,600 that's what I said 144 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,600 jude bush with a steak knife 145 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,600 for those of you who are part of the real world 146 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,600 judeper bush 147 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,600 and a steak knife are 148 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,600 I'm part of the cart to appreciate 149 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,600 okay and 150 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,600 everyone that knows me knows me 151 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,600 take it right out of the arrow 152 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600 so what she cut the fucker down 153 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,600 what about the roots 154 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,600 she scared the roots to death 155 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,600 she took the whole tree out 156 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,600 judeper bush was gone 157 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,600 the whole thing 158 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,600 the whole thing with the steak knife 159 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,600 Jesus did this chick fuck good 160 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,600 yeah yeah yeah 161 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,600 dude she was so drunk all the time 162 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,600 that it got to be 163 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,600 for her steak 164 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,600 so bad she go to Walgreens 165 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,600 and get a new dye every couple of days 166 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,600 or do something for it 167 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,600 so she always had some kind of chemical 168 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,600 what kind of colors would she wear 169 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,600 different different shades of 170 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600 stark white 171 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,600 so pussy whip too I bet 172 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600 oh man 173 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600 now why don't you tell him 174 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,600 why don't you tell him about when Ava called up 175 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,600 and called information 176 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,600 and wanted to fucking 177 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,600 tell the story 178 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,600 and all through the house 179 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,600 a drunk with lurking 180 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,600 was stirring 181 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,600 and forth like a mouse 182 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,600 beating the fuck out of him 183 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,600 I gotta work it's Christmas time 184 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600 it's a restaurant you gotta work 185 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,600 you can't take any time off 186 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,600 it's Christmas Eve 187 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,600 it's the day before Christmas Eve 188 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,600 and 189 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,600 10 o'clock 190 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,600 11 o'clock we're trying to get to sleep 191 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,600 we're trying to get to sleep whatever 192 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,600 and I 193 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,600 when I try to get to sleep and she's you know 194 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,600 so honey you have to work tomorrow 195 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,600 and I go yeah honey I gotta work 196 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,600 it's you know Christmas Eve I gotta work 197 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,600 the restaurant's open 198 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,600 and she says it's not open on Christmas Eve 199 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,600 and I go yeah honey it's Christmas Eve 200 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,600 we're open 201 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,600 and no I don't think it's open honey 202 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600 why you lie to me 203 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,600 so you know now 204 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,600 there's this thing up you know that I'm lying to her 205 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,600 about having to work on Christmas Eve 206 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,600 and I'm like no seriously 207 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,600 it's weird for 15 years 208 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,600 we would open on Christmas Eve 209 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,600 Eva is a fucking restaurant 210 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,600 I love him just arguing with this little Polish drunk chick 211 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,600 yeah you know what I mean 212 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,600 and she's all violent and she can change 213 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,600 yeah she could hook his ass 214 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,600 for 2 seconds man 215 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,600 her daddy was a boxer 216 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,600 oh man he would be 217 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,600 world class boxer 218 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,600 she would do some damage 219 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,600 she gave me a foot like left 220 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,600 like nice 221 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,600 a bit too much stuff 222 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,600 make her grab your nuts and squeeze 223 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,600 no that's what my nails would do 224 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600 I mean I'd make her kick me right in my taint 225 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,600 she could throw a punch boy 226 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600 back 227 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,600 she was punching the toys 228 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,600 the whole time 229 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,600 huge fight ensues 230 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,600 we go back and forth about Christmas Eve 231 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,600 Christmas day 232 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,600 is it Christmas big in Poland? 233 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,600 yeah it's a big one 234 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600 I don't know man I ain't from Poland 235 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,600 I've been in Poland 236 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,600 it's as big as it is in Italy 237 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,600 you were in big Poland as it is in Italy 238 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,600 yeah I've been on tours in Europe 239 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,600 in Germany, Poland, fucking Switzerland 240 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,600 all that shit at Christmas time 241 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,600 you tell why they invented 242 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Santa Claus 243 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,600 they like kissing dudes tour 1994 244 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600 yeah fuck you 245 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,600 not Mike, all night long 246 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,600 Christmas Eve, Christmas day, open not open 247 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,600 finally she calls 248 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,600 information 249 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,600 I will call information 250 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,600 pick up the phone and dial 411 251 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,600 to see if this 252 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,600 information is 253 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,600 but when he's open on Christmas Eve 254 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,600 and the lady says well I don't know 255 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,600 aren't most restaurants open on Christmas Eve 256 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,600 no 257 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,600 they're not open on Christmas Eve 258 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,600 so now she's arguing with the lady 259 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,600 on information 260 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,600 some foreign 261 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,600 I mean that's a great story 262 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,600 that lady's probably telling that story 263 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,600 right now 264 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,600 she's gonna hear this fucking podcast 265 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,600 and be like oh my god I know that bitch 266 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,600 this drug polo could berate 267 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,600 it on the phone 268 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,600 kids with the basketball the kids a few 269 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,600 blocks down or bones in the basketball 270 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,600 and they're in the back yard 271 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,600 the kids that were kiddie corner back yard 272 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,600 you can see their driveway from Mark's 273 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,600 she's getting up every 2-3 minutes 274 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,600 yelling out the window 275 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,600 shut up cock suckers 276 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,600 you fuckers 277 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600 she's going to the kids 278 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,600 we're sitting there hanging out one day 279 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,600 we're talking to anybody 280 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,600 hey how's it going there 281 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,600 she turns the kids are bouncing the basketball 282 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,600 she's like shut the fuck up bitches 283 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,600 she does 284 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,600 she's like a meme 285 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,600 before they were memes 286 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,600 it was great 287 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,600 fucking dumb and forced standing behind her 288 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,600 with his head down 289 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,600 he doesn't want to get punched again 290 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,600 I wasn't going to get punched 291 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,600 I'm gonna deal with this sooner or later 292 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,600 I thought you'd have to explain for her 293 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,600 explain for her what 294 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600 when the neighbor comes over and says why are you calling my kids 295 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,600 fucking bitches and cock suckers 296 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,600 that's not her 297 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,600 that bitch is drunk 298 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,600 you got to deal with her 299 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,600 you might get sucked in that 300 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,600 so that's what happened 301 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,600 she sounds like a spider monkey 302 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,600 so what happened after 303 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600 she thought you were lying 304 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,600 hey did you check everything 305 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,600 it boiled down 306 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,600 it came out the rest of the night 307 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,600 I don't know anymore now 308 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,600 what do you mean you don't know anymore now 309 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,600 you lived it 310 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,600 that was about the highlights for me 311 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,600 I was supposed to go to work 312 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,600 of course she was drunk 313 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,600 all Christmas of course 314 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,600 what else is an alcoholic gonna do 315 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,600 but these are the nephews 316 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600 this story is fucking 317 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,600 unbelievable 318 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,600 I couldn't believe this when Mark told me the first time around 319 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,600 alright if Anforth says it's unreal 320 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600 it is unreal 321 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,600 I watched Anforth kick a lady out of a car 322 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,600 if you want to call him a lady 323 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,600 that was a friend of mine 324 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,600 and he literally 325 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,600 opened the door 326 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,600 closed the door and we drove off 327 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,600 it was driving needles 328 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,600 alright Anforth keep going 329 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,600 if you knew Ava 330 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,600 this would make fucking perfect sense 331 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,600 all the shit with Ava 332 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,600 I think we got a general understanding 333 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,600 I'm waiting to hear this crazy shit 334 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,600 here's how crazy she actually is 335 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,600 it's been a year or two already 336 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,600 we've already in the house with the poor everything 337 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,600 I've already kicked her out of my house 338 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600 and let her back in several times 339 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,600 cause she's a drunk 340 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,600 always a seed 341 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600 sometimes I even couldn't handle her 342 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,600 that sucks when drunk gotta make a scene 343 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,600 and 344 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600 there's a picture of my refrigerator 345 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,600 of my sister's kids 346 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,600 Anthony and Olivia the little boy and girl 347 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,600 who are now adults 348 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,600 this was with her little boys and girls 349 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,600 she's all drunk 350 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,600 and goes I know those kids 351 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,600 well you don't know those kids 352 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,600 and she goes yeah I know them kids 353 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,600 was she hammered 354 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,600 she's drunk off her ass of course 355 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,600 how in the fuck could you possibly know these kids 356 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600 you don't know them 357 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,600 how could you know these little boys 358 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,600 sisters you do not know these fucking kids 359 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,600 so she's very adamant she knows these kids 360 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,600 she's whizzing she knows them 361 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,600 she's so drunk blackout adamant 362 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,600 so she's getting angry 363 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,600 so I better stop her 364 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,600 I better stop her 365 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,600 okay honey you know the kids 366 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,600 she makes them flinch 367 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,600 don't over okay so 368 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,600 here comes maybe a couple months later 369 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,600 Mike we go to my sister's 370 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600 for Thanksgiving 371 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,600 we walk through the door and guess what 372 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,600 Ava 373 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,600 wow 374 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,600 what are you doing here 375 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,600 they knew her 376 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,600 she knew them kids 377 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,600 from the grandparents 378 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,600 of her husband 379 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,600 and the best part was 380 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,600 she did show the blood of Bill 381 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,600 I think she was fucking 382 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,600 she's like an operative and Enforced 383 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600 just a patsy 384 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600 she was transmitting 385 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 fucking shit back to the motherland 386 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600 yeah she had stupid 387 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,600 lots of information 388 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,600 she's like we have a pool here 389 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,600 we have pool 390 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,600 we have pool 391 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,600 and Enforced is stupid 392 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600 kids will not stop bouncing 393 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600 the ball 394 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,600 this decent nephew 395 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,600 would have breakfast 396 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,600 and she was their waitress 397 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,600 really? yeah 398 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,600 that's fucking crazy 399 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,600 so I'll say that to Mike 400 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,600 there's no coincidences 401 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,600 and she wasn't allowed over 402 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,600 the next year 403 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,600 and then they didn't allow her over the next year 404 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,600 she still wasn't allowed over next year 405 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,600 she pull her titties out ever 406 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,600 she do weird shit like pee 407 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,600 outside and you get to watch 408 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,600 we have shit really to pee bad sure 409 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,600 oh she pee the pad? it was great when she danced 410 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,600 she was a funny dancer 411 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,600 she was a funny dancer 412 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,600 she was a great dancer 413 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,600 she was a sexy dancer 414 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,600 I wouldn't say sexy but funny 415 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,600 I don't know what that means 416 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,600 she had all the moves like those really bad moves 417 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,600 we are too wild and crazy 418 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,600 yeah she was great dude 419 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,600 she really really just wanted to 420 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,600 yeah 421 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,600 she's mad she was something else 422 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,600 she was a little bit awesome 423 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,600 yeah too bad she wasn't on heroin 424 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,600 like you instead of fucking 425 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,600 right that would have been much better 426 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600 she would have been a great junkie too 427 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600 why don't you tell us about the night you OD'd 428 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,600 and she saved your life? 429 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600 she saved my life 430 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,600 she did? 431 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,600 she really did but she did save my fucking life 432 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,600 yeah I mean someone has to 433 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600 I would have fucking died 434 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,600 if she had a bit of pee 435 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600 and Tom the other time 436 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 the guy that was 437 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,600 now listen to this listen 438 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,600 wait wait listen 439 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,600 after D the fucking one that went to prison 440 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,600 and the first 441 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,600 girlfriend the meth face 442 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,600 yeah he had a 65 year old 443 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,600 the dad was left behind when she 444 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,600 fucking moved out the dad stayed 445 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,600 dad stayed 446 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,600 the father 447 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,600 he had a roommate still with a big pitball 448 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,600 he was forced man 449 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,600 the kid that I was going to 450 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,600 was just me and Tom but he was okay 451 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,600 Tom was the dad 452 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,600 I thought there wasn't the dog's name 453 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,600 cause the dog's name was Nipple 454 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,600 this motherfucker was from 455 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,600 Oklahoma 456 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,600 holy fuck man 457 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600 talk about slow moving mellow dude 458 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,600 and he lived with this fast moving 459 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,600 motherfucker 460 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,600 we didn't talk much but we got a lot of shit pretty good 461 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,600 did they had you guys kiss? 462 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,600 no 463 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600 he said yeah 464 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,600 he was straight 465 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,600 he was straight 466 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,600 Mark tried 467 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,600 what happened was 468 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,600 being from Oklahoma and all 469 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,600 he didn't fuck around 470 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,600 that queer shit being from Oklahoma 471 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,600 and all 472 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,600 he's on the kid's fault 473 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,600 people he knew thought he joined the mafia 474 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,600 cause he knew you 475 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,600 he was in Chicago 476 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,600 working for these pizza guys 477 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,600 he knew an Italian 478 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,600 he knew a guy or two 479 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600 he actually enjoyed the mafia 480 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,600 and? 481 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,600 down at home 482 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,600 he didn't enjoy the mafia 483 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,600 he was at the bottom dude 484 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,600 this guy would have stuck out 485 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600 like more than that 486 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600 he 487 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,600 the people in Oklahoma thought that 488 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600 and he enjoyed the mob 489 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,600 he was a pizza delivery boy 490 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,600 he can't join the mob 491 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,600 he can be an associate 492 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,600 dude they don't know shit about that 493 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,600 in the fucking farm in Oklahoma 494 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,600 what the fuck do you think 495 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,600 so when he came to Chicago 496 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,600 he joined the mob they were saying 497 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600 the people in Oklahoma thought he joined the mob 498 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600 just because he came to Chicago 499 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,600 they don't know 500 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600 that they're not gonna let his white ass mother fucking 501 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,600 fucking ass clowns 502 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,600 but I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about 503 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,600 needles always had a trouble 504 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,600 had a hard time following the story 505 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,600 and shit 506 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,600 I can hardly talk I'm so fucked up 507 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600 man 508 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,600 I'll be honest 509 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,600 it's really great when the podcaster can't 510 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,600 speak isn't it 511 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600 it's a fucking genius fucking idea 512 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,600 the host 513 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,600 with the least right now 514 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600 the host with the least that's your new moniker 515 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,600 if I'm the host you must be the parasite 516 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,600 ohhhh 517 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,600 that's alright I'll eat you from the inside 518 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,600 oh my god there was a time 519 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,600 the parakeet died, name is parakeet 520 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600 I had two parakeets 521 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,600 killed them both 522 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,600 you were a bird guy that's fucking dead 523 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,600 anyways yeah 524 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,600 where did it turn out he wasn't a bird guy 525 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,600 did they just fly around 526 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,600 no they were cages 527 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,600 it was a horrible mistake 528 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,600 every time I checked it's seed there was a seed there 529 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600 this is the kind of guy that buy a snake to get rid of the birds 530 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,600 no no no 531 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,600 I don't have time enough 532 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,600 buy a mongoose for that 533 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,600 so 534 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,600 whatever there was never any seed there 535 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,600 it was just the hulls you know 536 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,600 so the poor thing started to death 537 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,600 I think you gotta repeat that 538 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600 you sound like a fucking 539 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,600 they crack open the 540 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,600 nut to eat the seed so there's a shell 541 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,600 that's left the shell lays 542 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,600 in the bin 543 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,600 this dummy fucking looked at the empty 544 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,600 fucking shells and said oh the bird has enough food 545 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,600 and starved him to death 546 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,600 how do you starve birds to death 547 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,600 man like that that's how you starve birds to death 548 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,600 you don't feed them 549 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,600 so anyway 550 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,600 you're damn right 551 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,600 I learned from the lesson 552 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,600 I learned from the first parakeet 553 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,600 I keep the other one alive 554 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,600 okay I'm gonna be able to change 555 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600 there were two in one oh my god 556 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,600 I remind you to change the bird's food 557 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600 yeah the watchers friend died 558 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,600 should be real careful 559 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,600 to make sure the other one never stepped out of line 560 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,600 ever 561 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,600 a fresh bowl of 562 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,600 that other parakeet 563 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,600 fucking steak 564 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,600 he was quiet 565 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,600 he was laying over dead 566 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,600 I don't see it 567 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,600 is this parakeet 568 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,600 a tweet out of him 569 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,600 yeah cause they were starving 570 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,600 right 571 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,600 this guy had like a little wash mitts in his plate 572 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,600 Hitler's birthday too 573 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,600 this guy 574 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,600 he's killing birds 575 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,600 we're not even done yet man 576 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600 take us through this tale 577 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,600 right slow down 578 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,600 so 579 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,600 we moved to the house we got the house 580 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,600 whatever I keep the person I've had to pick him for years now 581 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,600 this one stayed alive I kept him for years 582 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,600 he's doing good 583 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600 and 584 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,600 thank you 585 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,600 Ava wants to take him over to her house 586 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,600 fucking birds stink dude 587 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,600 I'm right I got sick of the thing 588 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,600 you told us how you killed them so 589 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,600 they said I wanted to get rid of the bird 590 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,600 I wanted to get rid of the bird Ava said she'll take the bird 591 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,600 you take the bird 592 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,600 what kind of truck did she step in front of 593 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600 I was a 594 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600 Peterbilt 595 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600 no freight liner freight liner 596 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,600 yes a freight liner 597 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,600 north avenue 598 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,600 north avenue 599 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,600 by kies 600 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600 she went to kies 601 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,600 and had her last meal 602 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,600 she wants to be with her 603 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,600 she wants to be with her 604 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,600 she wants to see me 605 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,600 that's crazy dude 606 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,600 who stepped in front of a truck come on man 607 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,600 she ran in front of the truck dude 608 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,600 that is crazy 609 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,600 yeah 610 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,600 I mean come on 611 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,600 you don't just get hit 612 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600 she jumps 613 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600 I mean they're going 50 miles an hour 614 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,600 I mean you gotta think about that 615 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,600 she's talking about that before the rain 616 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,600 100 pounds at best you know soaking wet 617 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,600 you just a fucking 618 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,600 they gotta squeeze you into a fucking 619 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,600 vase or something 620 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,600 they had her life support but 621 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,600 they had her life support but it was not 622 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,600 are you fucking kidding me 623 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,600 no shit dude 624 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,600 she had to be mangled 625 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,600 I didn't know that 626 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,600 are you fucking kidding me 627 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,600 and forth man the women you date 628 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600 oh my god 629 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600 rest in peace Ava 630 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,600 she was very cool dude 631 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600 she was so fucking cool 632 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600 well it's a shame 633 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,600 I'll say after bringing everybody down 634 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,600 well I don't know what someone's going to say 635 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,600 how about you about your mushroom story in Jamaica 636 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,600 oh no what were you talking about before 637 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,600 you were still killing parakeets still 638 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,600 oh yeah so Ava takes her parakeet 639 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,600 so you already starved one of them to death 640 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,600 a long time ago though 641 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,600 a long time ago 642 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,600 it's forgotten about it 643 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,600 I forgot I even had another pair of 644 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600 so long ago you forgot you starved a bird 645 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600 I really did 646 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,600 I was fine so I just forgot 647 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,600 I forgot about it but believe me I still 648 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,600 can't really look at parakeets 649 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,600 how many fucking times do you see 650 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,600 parakeets I went to the zoo the other day 651 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,600 they got a room full of them 652 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,600 you went to the zoo 653 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,600 it was a you know he had to do that 654 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,600 to get over it 655 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,600 they wanted the revenge they could have got it 656 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,600 I gave them a chance 657 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,600 did you tell them I'm the one that killed one of your 658 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,600 brethren 659 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,600 so Ava's got the bird at home 660 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,600 and you know 661 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,600 birdies and they even so nice 662 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,600 I have birdies and I like birdie 663 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,600 birdie oh my god this sounds like a funny story 664 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,600 she's telling me 665 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600 I like birdie 666 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,600 yeah she's totally funny 667 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,600 and 668 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,600 oh yeah him and food there's plenty of food 669 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,600 it's not even dawning on me 670 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,600 then it's the same bird 671 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,600 to tell her yep 672 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,600 that you killed a bird 673 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,600 wait so the bird was dead and she didn't know 674 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600 no no the bird was alive for a while 675 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600 but she did serve her though 676 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,600 he still didn't tell her check it 677 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,600 and see because you forgot to tell her 678 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,600 to check 679 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,600 and to change the food 680 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600 what drugs are you on 681 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,600 what drugs are you on 682 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,600 yeah everything 683 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,600 so this guy was killing birds 684 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,600 left and right 685 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,600 hey this will make the people 686 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,600 this will make the pita 687 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,600 yeah they'll fucking pita 688 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,600 people enjoying 689 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,600 people enjoying tasty animals 690 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,600 we gotta 691 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,600 this is gonna make them go crazy when I tell 692 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,600 when I say this 693 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,600 at nine years old 694 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,600 hey no this 695 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,600 we should put underneath it 696 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,600 this fact I don't know 697 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,600 I think it's true it could be 698 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,600 one pack of cigarettes or it could be 699 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,600 equivalent to two packs of cigarettes 700 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,600 if you have like a parakeet 701 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,600 in a child's bedroom and it's their pet 702 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,600 it's equivalent to smoking like one or two packs 703 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600 of cigarettes a day 704 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,600 the shit that they fucking 705 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,600 they're fucking yeah just the shit off their feathers 706 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,600 and whatnot 707 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,600 and the bird shit and everything 708 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,600 they should be outside 709 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,600 the only way I want to call 710 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600 or seal if that is 711 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,600 I'll tell you what 712 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,600 needle 713 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,600 yeah yeah 714 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,600 you would have loved this man 715 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,600 when I went to Argentina 716 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,600 and Chile and shit the birds 717 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,600 out there are 718 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,600 parrots and parakeets 719 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,600 instead of crows like what we had 720 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600 man this shit was fucking 721 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,600 beautiful every bird was like some shit 722 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,600 there would be in a fucking pet store 723 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,600 when I lived in OB there were wild parrots 724 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,600 and they would 725 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,600 fucking in the palm trees 726 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,600 in the beach 727 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,600 it was a fucking awesome 728 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,600 a lot of black squirrels too 729 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,600 it's like a standard type of bird 730 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,600 but it's your standard kind of bird 731 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600 something that colorful and shit 732 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600 where? 733 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,600 where the birds are tropical 734 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,600 where is that at? 735 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,600 wherever you were just saying 736 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,600 where were you just saying 737 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,600 where is somewhere in the south pacific perhaps 738 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,600 ooh I like the south pacific 739 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,600 you like the south pacific? 740 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,600 sure I like the south pacific 741 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,600 what do you want to do down there? 742 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,600 do they have birds? 743 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,600 do you like birds? 744 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,600 to heat 745 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,600 to heat you be sick 746 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,600 you could just body surf with some young 14 year old girl 747 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,600 jump into a volcano 748 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600 when the authorities come down on you 749 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,600 hold hands with her to get out here 750 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,600 40 year old girl is going to get out 751 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,600 be in a ride with me 752 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,600 I'm sure they got a volcano out there 753 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,600 I don't think so Larry Russ 754 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,600 dude you know what 755 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,600 I heard on 756 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,600 Iceland alone 757 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,600 in Iceland there's 6000 fucking 758 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,600 volcanoes 759 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,600 how can they have that many fucking volcanoes 760 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600 but they do 761 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,600 so they got at least one volcano 762 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,600 look a yellow stone 763 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,600 they at least got to have one volcano 764 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,600 jump into 765 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,600 heat when the authorities come looking for you 766 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,600 see the thing you're right 767 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,600 but a helicopter crashed me 768 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,600 you know what tp means 769 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,600 oh god 770 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,600 we're going to call it tp 771 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600 you are fucking sick 772 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,600 I feel pretty good tonight 773 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,600 hey sit down if you're going to talk 774 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,600 I need to blow it up 775 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,600 here give them the toilet paper I whipped at you 776 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,600 what do you want 777 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,600 amphor there's a perpetual 778 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,600 nose problem 779 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,600 you heard his nose in a horse riding incident 780 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600 you heard his nose in a heroin snorting 781 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,600 concentration 782 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:06,080 Cuz it's the only event I lost. 783 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,080 I 784 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:29,120 Test this what's that it's not it's price still shit. Oh, man 785 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,620 Please put it in the garbage one time when I was such a fucking junkie. I 786 00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:37,500 Was sniffing coke all night with these 787 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,460 People and I thought I told Mary. Hey, man. These boogers are all coke. I 788 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,080 So I tried re-cooking them in a 789 00:34:46,080 --> 00:35:02,400 Spoon, oh, yeah, I didn't toilet paper. No, man. I just blew my nose like you know 790 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,920 I didn't throw up. I was such a dope addict 791 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,720 Did it work no it didn't work at all 792 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:17,080 Water in your nose and I did that but then I figured hey if you did that then that's useless 793 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:24,160 You really are talking to a guy that was up for fucking three days. I was thinking like a fucking 794 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,680 Herbal tea would like 795 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,760 That was your boyfriend's name 796 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,960 herbal tea 797 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,680 Ice-tees brother 798 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,960 I transgender herbal tea 799 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,160 So what are you doing man 800 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,360 Piperation smoke with pipe keep talking. I'll think of something soon 801 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,520 Worry about evil feel what evil some more shit 802 00:35:53,520 --> 00:36:02,160 I'm a little more worried about anything to fucking worry about anything else, but that's fine. Something come up. What you say come up in 803 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,040 This fucking kid all right, so 804 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,360 I'm aware of that question. I asked you on the other thing yeah, you should do that 805 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,880 about 806 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:22,280 AOC's pussy is probably shaved or it's probably a big hairy fucking bush 807 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,880 No, it can't be Larry. We talked about this 808 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,680 She has to have a strip on it so she can still 809 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:36,240 She still wants to be on the control because she's still a con de de way she has some fat titties 810 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,240 Shout out to AOC's titties 811 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,480 May you bounce free tonight? 812 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,640 The wild horse bouncing for socialism 813 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,240 Open God she says 814 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,840 Why what are you doing? How does it affect your life? Oh, it's nice to know that she's 815 00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:01,200 So you can whack off to it later fucking no, you can just imagine it anyway 816 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,240 However, you want if you're never gonna get in that fucking thing 817 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:12,000 Man who's Netflix for 11 million oh one million after accidentally using his photo to describe a stone cold killer 818 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,920 Oh, yeah, that's the axe murder ship then sue's Netflix 819 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:21,520 One million accidentally using his photo to describe a stone cold killer. Did you see the ax Taylor? 820 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:27,080 I would know was the axe murder. It's you know, it's this story. There was a I didn't watch it 821 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,580 That's excuse one of his Instagram photos. You keep on reading during the scene 822 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:39,640 In the hatchet wedding hitchhiker. Yeah, the axe killer hitchhiker and was it him? 823 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:45,760 What do you mean? No, it wasn't you the killings. No, I didn't do the kids. Are they using his picture? 824 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,120 What they use a picture of him? I 825 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:54,720 Don't get it. Okay. He wasn't so oh man basically the sea fucking 826 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,700 Netflix they showed maybe a clip or a picture right with this guy in the background 827 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,840 There and then now he's suing that he could possibly be a fucking happy. Yeah, come on 828 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,880 So he was in the background. They didn't accuse him of being them 829 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,240 Everybody wants to check 830 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:18,640 Yeah, look at these people that win the fucking lottery. They blow it all well 831 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:24,760 No, they don't blow it all a lot of bad shit happens to them. Yeah, how about yeah, every one of them? 832 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,080 Yeah, they do blow it all one of them. Hey, how about this man? 833 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,440 How about let's talk about freak Nick? 834 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:36,120 They want to come out with that fucking documentary man. They made it on Hulu already. It's all right. Do you come out? 835 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:40,480 No, I don't think it's coming out already, but it's very silly that a bunch of white boys are gonna talk about free 836 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,500 Yeah, well, no, I just think it's funny because there's all these people put on some public enemy and let's get it on 837 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:50,220 Yeah, yeah, okay. There was a judge funny right that's the part I want to get at 838 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:55,520 I don't really care about powered women in business and then another one 839 00:38:55,520 --> 00:39:01,720 I can't remember what her profession is another titty shaking and booty shaking is coming back to hunt them allegedly 840 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:07,000 We don't know what what the footage you could probably guess why they don't want it out though 841 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:13,040 They were misbehaving in their judges and shit right now Larry and I eat some mushrooms 842 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,780 We smoked a shit ton of weed and we watched an hour documentary on freak Nick 843 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:24,700 Was amazing. Yeah, it was very good. Um, it made me wish I could have been there in the beginning 844 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,720 Please what freak Nick is freak Nick? Okay? 845 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:31,460 Nick Nick is it started in the 90s. It's in Atlanta, Georgia 846 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,360 Okay, and what it was it was for black people 847 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:43,160 African-American kids college kids college kids, but it was for college kids. It started with kids 848 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,160 It actually was like a spring break right 849 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,760 American kids and they would go and get down and party hard 850 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,480 Yeah, it was fucking looking like it was a lot of fun happens with anything as it evolved 851 00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:01,580 We came into break for blacks. Yes, okay, don't be racist and forth. Yeah, why you gotta be so fucking racist 852 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:07,320 They're black. Yes, they go. I know we're just fucking kidding man for Jesus 853 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,120 so 854 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:16,600 They do this thing freak Nick and it's like basically like spring break for bars and all this shit and 855 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:22,320 The fucking clubs are happening and they're partying in this video recording this stuff 856 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:29,240 So many listen this there's so many people partying that the highways get shut down and they just park and start partying 857 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,080 Yeah, five six hour 858 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:41,320 Have a party on the highway people would go walking get boot like it was yeah, it was before cell phones right no wait 859 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,920 Yeah 860 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,560 Remember they had the big motherfuckers if they had a cell phone it didn't have a camera 861 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:55,360 Yeah, no, that's for sure. It's just shut down for a mile the highway exit to get not only one road 862 00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:03,860 The whole fucking city was fucking yeah, it was crazy. There were thousands of people with thousands and then it started building momentum 863 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,880 Yeah, it's just like anything it's spiraled out of control 864 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,160 And then fucking then the kids said that the news got to the hood and then the fucking bad 865 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:16,440 Elements started showing up and then they showed footage of these girls man. They were getting yanked 866 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:22,400 They were getting sexually assaulted fucking pretty much just raved by just stand, you know 867 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,520 Dude walking by a car and just start grabbing 868 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,480 Trying to pull her out of the fucking car 869 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,160 They would be there before girls in a car and they would literally try to grab the girl 870 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:41,240 They would grab the girl and drag her out through the window. Yeah. Yeah 871 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:46,880 Yeah, this was in the 90s 94 872 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:52,880 Yeah, it started getting out of control and then there was multiple sexual assaults and stuff like that 873 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:58,400 So they had a lot of violence like shootings and stuff and they shut it down 874 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,880 But now they're bringing out this thing on Hulu. It's about 875 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:08,120 Freak Nick and it's a documentary about those days in that in that festival the women are featured 876 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,960 I guess checks that out. Well, the women are featured but it's not coming out yet 877 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,160 The women are featured in the doc. Well mark they showed some of these chicks shaking their ass 878 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,880 Fucking hard man. I was just like oh man. I love it 879 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah, but the ratio to men to women right so it's a powder do we do that though? 880 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a total that's well now 881 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,240 But at first though when it was the college kids there was a nice mix 882 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:38,120 Oh, yeah, I mean when it got out of hand when it was just like a gang of 20 guys going there 883 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,800 Hey, let's go to freak Nick and then let's go around people 884 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,680 This is a good lick that exactly right, right? This is a good lick 885 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:54,280 But you can tell you brought the deans people coming in from out of town pussy, right all this other shit 886 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:59,080 You know and the uh, it's you're comfortable in your environment and other people come in the dude 887 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:04,880 That's that was they were talking to you though. There was like a DJ guy who was at all the hot clubs and shit 888 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,960 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. He said that it was so cool 889 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:13,880 And it was so awesome in the beginning that it actually made like tons of people want to move to Atlanta 890 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,720 It brought people to Atlanta and then once these transplants move there 891 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:25,200 People started realizing after a couple years that this was a good like I said a good good place to fucking do wrong 892 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,640 well 893 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,160 Like it and also the women really did outnumber that was fucking racist 894 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:37,720 That was it was very crazy to see like they have it on videotape of them dragging women out of car. Yeah, it was fucked up man 895 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:38,760 but I 896 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,960 Mean, but that's why they stopped that shit 897 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,600 But in the beginning man, it looked like it could have been the fucking funnest party on earth 898 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,720 Yeah, it's like going to Daytona Beach one before it became fun 899 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,440 It took him ten years before deteriorated into fucking mayhem 900 00:43:52,440 --> 00:44:00,040 So for the first five years it was cool. And that's just how anything is. Yeah, and that's how everything is just what happened with the riots last weekend 901 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,720 You get a mob action, you know 902 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,640 You only need in Chicago 903 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:13,160 You only need a couple motherfuckers to to make people sway. Yeah, look at my mentality today 904 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,320 What was that book say? What was the first line? He seduced a nation? 905 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:25,560 Which is an accurate? Yeah, we were looking at that bottom bottom book to bond hopper on hopper not bono 906 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,960 Not bono 907 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,880 I put it right there. Yeah. Yeah. He was a heavy guy. Okay mark mark's not 908 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800 You're snoring 909 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:46,800 You're trying to think it's over say you could say whatever you want. I'm looking facts up for us today 910 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,160 Yeah, there isn't no any facts. All right, though. Everything is a half truth 911 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,720 I don't know what the fuck got cut out of the last episode 912 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,000 So a lot of shit man, but we've lost the first ten minutes 913 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,080 Yeah, I mean 914 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:10,640 Columbine happened today. That was really the first of the school shootings. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's 25 years ago or something 915 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:15,440 It's something like that. I don't know a long time ago. It's been 25 years between school shootings, huh? 916 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,860 25 years I don't look up on count look up. No, no, no, no, no, not he thinks yeah 917 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:27,480 25 years between school shooting there was that lady and then and for look up the first lady school shooter. I 918 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,360 Think it was in Fili. Laurie Dan, huh? Yeah 919 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,400 Something like that. Yeah, here in 920 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:40,120 The north side of Evanston, maybe was that where she really did hear? Yeah, yeah, yeah 921 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,920 Good poll area 922 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,360 Larry and Laurie Dan 923 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,720 I saw people there. I used to go out without children. I know all the crazy chicks 924 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,960 The Erickson thing was on it today, but the bank robber right up here. Oh, yeah 925 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,040 Yeah, the guy to McDonald's or wait. No, no, no, no, this is another guy man 926 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:09,440 This guy owned this bookstore up right here. Did you know him? Yeah. Yeah went there all the time another bank robber 927 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:14,480 You know there's a bank robber. Yeah, this is to bank robber. Yeah. Yeah, this one was alright 928 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,400 Pete Chris this was the one that they used a puke Larry to make the fucking movie with 929 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:25,320 Luke Perry, you know him. Oh, yeah, the one where they did the fucking we'll see him one of the one at the McDonald's 930 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,320 Yeah, they were the sheet rack 931 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,560 Yeah, I don't know. No, no, no when they rock 932 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,200 Okay, I know when they robbed the bank on Lake Street by the burger fucking shot the way we wait 933 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:41,880 I was my wife. Yeah, I fucking shot the people up in the elevator of the fucking federal building and his wife got caught on 934 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,880 Bear Flag Road and Hanover Park 935 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,480 Fucking Lake Street and Bear Flag. Wait a second. They went she went into she was a high 936 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:55,040 She was trying to evade the cops and she went into the subdivision and there's only one way out 937 00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:01,720 So they didn't even bother chasing her and they just waited at the entrance and they fucking did her up like Bonnie and Clyde 938 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,800 It's good style. You ever see that old Bonnie and Clyde movie? Yeah 939 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,920 Well, they whittled him with fucking machine gun bullets. Yeah, that's what it was like 940 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:14,840 She was cool man. She was kind of hot. She had like a leather jacket. She was kind of punk 941 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,840 And you knew these people? Yes. Yes 942 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,840 Yes 943 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,000 Because he wrote his name in the book 944 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,920 She's sweating like I talked to him all the time. He's constantly sweating sweating every ever have a was you that cuz he was fucking 945 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,560 Freakin out. He was a bank robber. Oh, yeah, they were they multiple robberies underneath 946 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:38,080 Every single Tuesday they robbed a bank. Yeah, it was on Tuesday every Tuesday really why was that? 947 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,080 Do you know why cuz of the drop? 948 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,080 That was the day the store was closed the bookstore. Yeah, they had the bookstore 949 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,720 They were there six days a week and on Tuesday the fucking place was closed and they'd rob a bank for them to rob a bank 950 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:53,400 I used to wonder how come on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude 951 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,160 She was rider die man 952 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,640 She was rider fucking die and check this out man 953 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:09,000 He fucking talked them into letting him have the handcuffs in the front so he could fuck so he overpowered the girl 954 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:14,520 Fucking guard in the elevator and shot the motherfuckers man. Oh, yeah, dad 955 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,040 Yeah, I don't know 956 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:23,240 Yeah, and then they shot him dead but he got shot in the federal building. Yes, but he got his glory 957 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:29,160 Hey, oh, yeah, and then they yeah, and then fucking the girl got shot up in Hanover Park 958 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,160 Yeah, you said at the end of the fucking bear 959 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800 Beard flag girl 960 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,080 Oh 961 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,960 Inforth look that up. See how many banks they robbed. Oh, there was a lot dude. It was a lot 962 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:47,240 Yeah, six or eight. I told you my buddy Chris would rob two a week two a week. Yeah, but that's what you had in your head 963 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:52,920 I don't have it. Yeah, I'm gonna hit the and I would wonder how they made money because they would sell books for like I bought a 964 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,680 Beatles complete a music book that would be like 965 00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:03,160 $50 even back in the 70s or 80s the time whatever it was box and it would be like not not even it would be like 966 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,600 50 cents or a dollar fucking man 967 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,560 These are they sell paperbacks for five cents and you didn't even sense anything weird about them 968 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,920 No, and you can the weird thing was just you wait. It's very weird 969 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,160 Well, no, here's the weird thing about him was you could ask him about any book and he could tell you yes 970 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,480 He could what it's about about the yes 971 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,760 He was very very smart and a fucking bank robber 972 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,560 Yeah 973 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:33,600 So he was real smart so he probably thought I get out smart these cock suckers 974 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,880 I'm not even outsmarting them. It's you just but you know how they caught him 975 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,880 You know how they busted him he would steal the same time 976 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,680 every time 977 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,740 So they so they planted some of those cars so they planted some of them cars around 978 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,680 Shout out to police work to figure that 979 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,940 Yeah, and they fucking waited for him to steal that car and then they just watched them 980 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,800 Because they wouldn't go around the bank because they wouldn't wait a second 981 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,680 They planted a car and he stole yes, so that car because they know 982 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,320 I do that because they always 983 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:10,600 Type of car so the wait a second. He always still wait wait wait. This is FBI shit 984 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,560 Yeah, it was yeah, it wasn't the fucking 985 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:22,360 Shit if you're right, yeah, so the FBI figured out his MO. Yeah, he was steal a certain 986 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:28,600 Well, no, they knew the MO because they would start a car would be stolen. They find it a band and just saying that's right 987 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,800 But is that that's what that is? Yeah, so? 988 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:36,680 They figured out but how would I mean think about the logistics of it? 989 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,120 Yeah, the plant this car close enough for him to steal it 990 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:46,360 Yeah, you know the proximity well, they did a few cars a bunch of a proximity of some things so they had multiple 991 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400 multiple traps bugged and 992 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:55,040 Wired for this guy to steal. Yeah, yeah, well, what do you mean sort of this is the only 993 00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:01,040 Didn't they just have one following the cars. No, they can't have it be like a just walking Vegas 994 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,560 And you got one chip for million dollars. You know green and they fucking 995 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,880 LG at all Larry fuck you it ain't man 996 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,160 Great analogy wait from the steal one of these cars 997 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:21,360 Yes, no they follow putting them a crazy that there's like five of these cars within a certain radius 998 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:27,080 Yeah, and they're all bugged and wired. Well, no, they weren't bugging wired 999 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:32,880 They just followed them then they knew that oh he stole the car. Let's follow him to the bank watching these cars. Yeah 1000 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:39,980 That's how they did it. Yeah, holy shit man old-school police work old-school stakeout shit 1001 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,640 In the car eating fucking McDonald's you and I are meant for that 1002 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:51,600 Yeah, just ripping off drug dealers and just getting high people watch I'm gonna go in the alley with this prostitute 1003 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,520 Your sweet treat after you bang you banging 1004 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:06,560 Rubbin tug you little washy wash and fourth year right no Rubbin tug 1005 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,000 No, no, oh, no 1006 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:18,200 Oh Jesus is watching remember no, I went I went lunch in this place, but I just told about when we went to a place 1007 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,200 But you didn't do anything tell us about when you're 1008 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:31,600 Tell us about when you thought the girl actually liked you and it took you an hour before you figured out she was a prostitute 1009 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,880 Haha, this was great, man 1010 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:42,080 Yeah, well downtown's for something which the holidays even maybe to find out don't sound some girls 1011 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,080 It's a little bit 1012 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:48,040 I was with the other friend and we're downtown and there's other dude there's 1013 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,120 By the drinks are her friend 1014 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:58,480 Yet he had two faces you scars and once he scarfied a total face was all scarred up on one side half 1015 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,720 He's beautiful other side so it was too good scarred to face. Yeah, we just like Dick Tracy 1016 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:10,320 Character police car. He got he was a policeman who got in a car accident. Damn half his face got destroyed 1017 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:15,040 Oh my god, the other half is meant. Do you have hair on the top of that side of his head? Yeah, you look fine 1018 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,040 The other side was well, you'll be great 1019 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,280 Young a bit of an alcoholic now, but then he was too, but he got a lot of money 1020 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,800 So anyways, we're hanging on money for what the car accident. Yeah 1021 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:31,680 Yeah, you get a lot of cash for getting your face. Oh, this is long time. He's cap. Yeah years ago 1022 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,880 I mean, it was fucking any of them boys man. They deserve everything. Yeah, yeah 1023 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,720 His other side of face was pretty nasty. So anyways, uh 1024 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:45,680 This woman young girl actually comes up to me starts talking that should have been the first 1025 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:53,480 Young girl but younger than me. Yeah, I guess so but you know, did she have did she have 1026 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,960 18 but she was like late 20s early early 30s, you know, yeah 1027 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,400 No, of course not. Anyways, did she have all her teeth? 1028 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:08,680 It was going like it was going was talking like two people would you know? Yeah, this guy prostitute Najon 1029 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,640 She's like, well, you know, maybe we should she should get out of here. I'm like, yeah 1030 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,800 Yeah, let's go. It was a bar. We were on rush three. I think it's a bar and 1031 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:25,080 And okay, I mean that's rush street. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 1032 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:30,520 That's legit. This time he's talking about his very shoes. Real. This was real, dude 1033 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:36,320 I hope it's real. You're not making it up. Yeah, let's go. She goes. All right. Well, you know just before we start 1034 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,120 I won't let you know it's 1035 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,120 $400 for this and 1036 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,680 Man, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me wait 1037 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:51,120 Yeah, that's great. I knew he was a fucking like I have a horrid night. She's like where it's like 1038 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,120 It's attached to my best. You are 1039 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,880 This one's free 1040 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:04,520 What's that and for so I was like, you know, I you're really really nice. Oh man here and forth talk of prostitute out 1041 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,920 And I'm like, I'm just flattered. You think I have $400 1042 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,320 to 1043 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:17,280 Wear with you and I can't and I want to give her props for fucking taking that step to fuck 1044 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,880 Oh, yeah, I cross the boundary to fuck you for only really chance with you 1045 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,200 Yeah 1046 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,280 Like how about a hundred fuck 1047 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,400 Got it for a hundred. Yeah, I thought that was kind of low myself 1048 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:40,400 Oh for him shit a thousand I started 1049 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,760 Dollars if I was abroad and I had a fucking touch this guy started a thousand minimum 1050 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:53,120 Even if I was the most junkie fucking whore on the street, I'd say a thousand if I saw him 1051 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,920 No, man, you never fucking took you or is it all they always want to do with me? 1052 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,160 What are you hanging out with them? 1053 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:06,400 Run everyone else. I know it does drugs they pick up these girls one night. I'm the guy would come with the 1054 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,640 With the drugs and with the girls, you know, I was going on to meet them 1055 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:13,720 Yeah, I'd bring upstairs and shit. And so one night we're in the back of the car with the dealer doing the deal 1056 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,440 This girl sitting in the front seat. We kind of chat a little bit. Oh, let's go 1057 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:24,920 All right, hon. You coming and she's like what she's like we gotta come up. Let's go for the party. You said that to her. Yeah, and 1058 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:32,120 She goes you think you think it was the guy's wife. She black. Yeah, it was a dealer's wife 1059 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,560 And for of all the horrors he brings around and forth picks the dealer 1060 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:47,760 And first the one night he gets the balls to say something it happens to be his wife 1061 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,760 This is yeah, they thought it was wonderful. She was very funny. So yeah, that would be very funny 1062 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,200 I mean because and fourth you're a very personable guy, you know, they mean yeah 1063 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:04,940 It was just believe me. These girls are like the most the most naive person putting the most fucking 1064 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,720 No, no, but listen 1065 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,040 But no, yeah 1066 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:21,160 I mean, I'm not saying I just really the last guy you'd expect to be there, but I can't hold my own 1067 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,200 He's fucking beaten cancer right now, but sometimes I 1068 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:32,180 Really is and I'm doing street. Tell them when you fucking thought you were getting mugged, but you're really getting arrested by the cab 1069 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,720 Well garden 1070 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,320 Walk right in and Jesus 1071 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:48,280 One night is everyone's in a taxi cab parked on the one across the street is a taxi and the guy's walking 1072 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,480 It's a white guy bigger fellow, but white guy army jacket, you know, and 1073 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,880 Looks pretty good. Yeah, I don't see anyone really out front, but it looks good. So I jump out my car. I'm walking in I 1074 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,160 Get ahead of the white guy, you know, and I'm kind of thinking 1075 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,900 Tingle yeah, and I only got 20 bucks anyways. Yeah 1076 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:12,960 Yeah, you know, it's right and I I start to turn around. There's no man. They're working. It's cool. Go on. They're working 1077 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,320 You know, I'll feel like doing everything. I was like no man. Go on check out. They got good shit 1078 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,440 So whatever and sure enough. So I'm standing there waiting now in this line 1079 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,280 All of a sudden they're behind me running some scream 1080 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,340 And the guy they thought I thought I was different. They thought it was another cop 1081 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,040 They thought you were a friend of theirs or something. Yeah 1082 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:39,120 Oh, yeah, who's jumped on you the cops and they saw like fake beat me up and shit. I'm like 1083 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,360 But not really 20 1084 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:48,520 They're not really hitting me hard or anything. You know, but this is really wait a second. How many cops five five cop 1085 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,960 Pretended to beat you up. I try to fight these guys 1086 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:56,680 Right. I don't know what happened though. Would they just beat you up? They weren't arresting people 1087 00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:02,480 Yeah, they had people under stairs in a line which I which I got handcuffed and thrown into eventually 1088 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,280 I love our inferences made a golf finally 1089 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,760 You know 1090 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,320 Like what are you doing here and all this shit like nothing again 1091 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:20,120 What's in the 20 books my enemies handcuffed and thrown into the corner of the street 20 bucks? 1092 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,640 I think he's one. So anyways, they haul us all down to 1093 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:29,400 Around the way down the paddy wagon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what a whore man 1094 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,840 The guy with the taxi was a little Hindu kid who's handcuffs when you stand his wrists 1095 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,920 He's standing through the wrist. Oh, man 1096 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,360 It was a wackiest night. There's other black 1097 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,240 We go back to the station 1098 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:49,520 There's some black guy with us and they're doing his record look at his record and they say whatever his name is 1099 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800 Says here you're a vice-lord 1100 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:58,160 You're dangerous vice-lord. You are no no the other guy the black guy and the black gentleman said shit 1101 00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,160 20 years ago as a dangerous vice-lord 1102 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,360 Diabetic vice-lord now 1103 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:09,360 Yeah, but when you know what your craft is, you know, right either way, huh? You can work a nice day 1104 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:15,880 Have a little 50 gallon garbage bins, you know garbage 50 gallon big gray garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah 1105 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,200 full of crack pipes 1106 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:21,880 Full of crack pipes where the one full lighters at this police station. They took me to 1107 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:28,120 Oh full of them. Wow, we'll be full of fuck. I wouldn't say it resonated and let yeah, yeah 1108 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,560 That 1109 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,940 Go there with a fucking safety best 1110 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:49,160 Fuck man, that was so a lighter she never had that either. Hey, you steal the lighter hand the yeah, we're here for the barrels 1111 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,160 We're the barrel crew 1112 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:55,960 So then see this fucking same he's got six in his mouth 1113 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,240 We're jammed in the hole like plain sit down 1114 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,760 You can't even lay down then they bring us down 1115 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,640 They bring this group in this old fellas with them like real old fellas, you know, yeah 1116 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:15,760 And so I give him my spot. He sold I give my spot which was cool real respectfully. We love that. Yeah, and this poor guy 1117 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:21,080 81 years old never been arrested a day in his life. They did a street sweep 1118 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:27,720 Here but his these young kids he worked with yeah, and a few years after work went to get a hooker 1119 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:34,840 He was just kind of going home with them really. Yeah, and they got yeah picked up. Yeah, he was in the car 1120 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:41,040 Yeah, well, right what they get picked up for so you tell me the old man wouldn't got his fucking dick sucked 1121 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:46,520 Well, probably I'm I mean, I don't know if he was that innocent or not, but yeah, it doesn't sound like that was his claim 1122 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,480 Is that I'm an old man too, but but either way 1123 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:57,000 I like my dick sucked down man. He was an innocent looking old man. I mean he really wasn't you know, he was yeah 1124 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,880 Anyway, you never like to get their dick sucked whatever 1125 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:10,040 Of course you have to work. Yes, he probably was part of the party. Okay, so don't worry. Don't get mad about it 1126 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,400 Well, I get all angry. I'm not trying to say that guy was pure heart or anything. No, I was telling you what he said 1127 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,240 He had a heart of stone. You know gold it sounds like 1128 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,040 This guy rocks 1129 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:27,880 So, you know, you think you're gonna be there all night shit, you know, they start rattling off the names people that are getting to go now and 1130 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,720 Go now where leave you're gonna leave jail. Yeah. Oh, okay 1131 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:38,540 They're just going to sell we're like sardines, you know, so now it's thinning out. Yeah 1132 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:40,940 And you're in a holding tank or you're fucking 1133 01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:45,540 Hold your head up. I'm doubting if I'm gonna get in 1134 01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:49,780 This at this call, you know, I really don't think I'm gonna get out. It's not even 11 o'clock yet 1135 01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:54,740 Ah, I got gotta get out now. I'll just get some correct. It's like a Tuesday or Wednesday. Okay 1136 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:58,380 Yeah, and sure enough the last fucking name 1137 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,180 and fourth 1138 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:05,420 God bless and so I get out and 1139 01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:07,180 And 1140 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:11,440 Me and one of the dudes that got arrested drove back to the place and got some shit went about our ways 1141 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:15,740 What are we at 1142 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:20,260 Alright, that was a really fucking wonderful story from Mark and 1143 01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:25,540 We got arrested just went right back 1144 01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:33,820 And then tell us about when they thought you were the cops and you had to show them but you showed them that 1145 01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:39,040 Fucking Larry you still had the time written on your hand and shit from the lock up, right? 1146 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:44,760 Was that a different time? No, no, that was at the border when they thought I switched the cars with Jenna little 1147 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:48,760 No, no, that was a different that if you said it it's gonna go then 1148 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,640 That's a different I'm talking about when you went back to the fucking dope spot and they thought you were 1149 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:59,720 Yeah, I said no man. I just got I just came from there and you still had the magic marker sharpies shit on your head 1150 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:04,520 I would just save the whole from lock up dirt bag. Yeah from lock up. Well, you always get tell another dirt bag 1151 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,320 Why are there prison number written on their hand after prison number nine? No, but you know, right? 1152 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:13,480 No, I know exactly what you mean if we I don't see I don't know what the time is. What's the time? 1153 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:19,920 There was yeah, it's time to go. Thank you for tuning into the Larry and needles show 1154 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:24,320 I'm Larry. I'm needles man. That was Mark over there and he was real good man 1155 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,840 Happy for 20 again cuz we're gonna keep saying it 1156 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:33,600 I'm in here. Please later. There was another guy in there this old hillbilly fellow insisting 1157 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:57,080 I was going to get off mic right now. It's fine. It's all your story. That's fine. We can't say anything else. Oh, it's not being broken. No, no stories right? Listen to you