1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show 2 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,960 Cast it blows him away 3 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,200 So then the next guy comes out of the house 4 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:27,520 Well, no, well, no this guy comes out shooting oh and we're all deep in the line 5 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:32,360 Why take her the line all online right now, baby. Who moved the line? Does something come move this line? 6 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:37,080 What do you mean did someone come move this line? There was a shootout right in front of us security tight ago to 7 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,560 Security something was no you're watching. They didn't have security 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:46,080 They were just awesome guys came out and everybody scrambled and you know what the next day we went back and it was fun 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,080 This is usual. Yeah. Yeah. All right 10 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:54,040 That was needles telling a story about a motherfucker getting shot in the line waiting for joke shotgun with a shotgun 11 00:00:54,040 --> 00:01:02,040 Welcome to Larry needles show. I'm Larry needles and that's mark markers with us again both in the house again 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,160 420 love you in fourth. Why must you assist and say? 13 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:15,080 I was man, but he says the other way you do that. Well, you already signed a waiver. I didn't say anything 14 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,520 For the record, I've said nothing 15 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:23,280 I'm gonna sign some at gunpoint after the show 16 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:28,680 I've signed nothing to that nothing. I'll talk to my lawyer. Don't worry. You'll owe us money 17 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:34,920 I haven't even said I've signed. Well, you should be doing good. How's your 420 going today? Oh, really good? 18 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,920 I 19 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,960 Need to be up and out for a change. Yeah, he took my lighter that motherfucker 20 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,520 I mean guys got cancer let him you got a few lighters over there 21 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:50,720 This is my next chemo treatment. This is mine cuz nobody wants it. What's your next fucking brain? 22 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:58,480 Your next psychiatric evaluation, no, I heard he's transitioning from a male to a female 23 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,980 I got to get the thing on 24 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,720 They second I think I do something. Yeah 25 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:08,760 They're gonna cut your weiner new vagina. Yeah, I'm having a sex you gonna be a training 26 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:13,600 Yeah, I'm gonna dominate girls tennis. He's an insult 27 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,600 tennis is all 28 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:23,580 I have a feeling that the girl tennis player could still be 29 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,000 Amazing that he wants to be a tennis well, I'm asking you 30 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,240 This way to be more fair. I love how the women grunt when they take a 50 year old 31 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,240 I like when they grunt 32 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,880 Bill change the new girl train him and then compete against the champion man 33 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,320 You would look like the world's worst woman the world's biggest fucking 34 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,000 But if I won then we got some argument for these transgenders would you wear a wig? 35 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:56,860 But until then they've got no argument doing they are cheating and that's horrible who's cheating the people that are changing their sex to win 36 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,560 competition well, did you see that thing about the weightlifter? 37 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:07,520 Huh, yeah, a trans man a trans woman. I don't know man. Fuck a guy with a cock that changed into a woman 38 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,000 There we go. You want to be eating the fuckers? 39 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:17,540 It's beating the fuck out of women's weight. Well, no, so then this guy said he was a man to a female this big big 40 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:23,160 Weightlifter guy and they let him in and he crushed it by like a hundred 41 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,720 Yeah, yeah, so now they'll never touch they'll never touch that fucking record 42 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,680 Applauds that guy, right? 43 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,280 Yeah, that guy should be fucking you get away with it 44 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,240 That guy yeah, but that guy's kind of a fucking con for fucking doing that 45 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,000 You're taking it away from women man did the same thing took an advantage and 46 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,200 But if you see an opportunity, let's call spade a spade though 47 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:54,360 That is exactly calling a spade a spade the guy fucking right was a man 48 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,260 Opportunity why wouldn't you take it? Yeah? Well, I mean, you know 49 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,760 Opportunities that you don't take just cuz they're fucking there process that goes into that 50 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,960 I'm gonna enter a contest 51 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:16,280 I'm gonna enter this competition I'm gonna tell everybody I'm a female but I have a man's physique and 52 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,320 And then I'm gonna beat these women by the hundred pounds 53 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:27,640 It's like that fucking William Thomas kid. Who's that? Leah Thomas the swimmer? 54 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,880 You know, oh, you know what listen man 55 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:37,720 Well, could a man transition to female and then beat a man do you think can a man's way second way wait slow down for 56 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,920 a man's transition to a female transition to a female 57 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:46,400 Okay, you know a female but still races against men. Well, it depends on their body type their physics. Yeah 58 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,960 I'm a man that turns into a 59 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,920 Even if they're on hormone 60 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:56,520 Yeah, you'd be the same contest. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean 61 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:02,080 Regardless of the sex change and let's say one ahead with your Michael Phelps got caught up in a trainee thing 62 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:06,480 They should have a did he yeah, but not in a sports training thing in his 63 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:11,680 No, they weren't doing underwater aquatics. You know, are you fucking getting caught up in some training? 64 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,920 Didn't the cops fucking pull you over one night some tranny in the car 65 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:32,000 What's that in for these are great, dude, you ever been with the tranny? Yeah, they're wonderful. They're hilarious, dude 66 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,420 I love trainees really oh man every mile the tranny before 67 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:39,260 Huh, I don't have fun, dude. They really are fucking fun, dude 68 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:45,420 You ever be with one not personally sexually or anything. No, but they're fun to be with didn't you take training around 69 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:51,540 We had one for blackjack dealer one night was excellent. She's really cool. Yeah, this thing and then 70 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,620 I think that's a politically correct name. Yeah 71 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:02,180 It was a thing she was 72 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:06,180 She was a man girl girl man. I couldn't even tell him what she was trying to do 73 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:09,860 Wow, but she was great. She was like a she was a blast. Yeah 74 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:12,820 It was like a gay woman 75 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:17,460 Okay, enough with your descriptions what happened with this story. I've also worked in play 76 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,660 You know where I work the rest of such would be the gay thing gay night whatever sure 77 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:26,500 And the gay people are really a lot of fun bed and plus the secret club you're in 78 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:32,620 You know, I think it's secret club Bobby, but the trainees are I know they're the real fun. They seem to 79 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:37,980 I guess I think a lot of shit so they try to enjoy life. Yeah, exactly. You know, we'll do this 80 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:43,420 I don't think about it. That's very fucking bold to do that. Yes. I love it for I mean listen 81 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:45,420 I don't even I couldn't ever even 82 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:53,220 I'm being serious and these motherfuckers want to press up like chicks man more power to you man 83 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:58,420 I think they fucking love it too. Well, here's the thing though when they're out doing that 84 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,940 That's when it's fucking party time. So of course they're having a great time 85 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:05,340 That's the time to have a great time. You might as well have a good time, right? 86 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,980 When really do right? 87 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:12,940 But we're so old regular tables. I wait on shit. You know what I'm saying? You don't hear a funny story 88 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:17,120 I went on a trip one time with why you waited on a lot of trannies 89 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,420 Oh, sure. Wait a second. Listen 90 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:23,300 I went to Philly with this guy used to work with when I was in the law firm on Lisa drive shit 91 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:27,420 Uh-huh, and we were like driving around after the club. There are all these chicks and shit and 92 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,500 My the dude wrote he was a black dude, huh? 93 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:38,140 And it was he was the greatest dude and he rolled down the window and this chick sticks her head in and she's got an 94 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:40,140 Adam's apple 95 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,100 Apple yeah, and the Adam's apple 96 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:50,720 I mean like and it was so funny and oh man and the chicks on the other side of the street were like 97 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,720 You and words need to come over 98 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:05,140 But man the Adam's apple on this broad was so it was a big chick too man 99 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:14,660 Well, obviously it wasn't a chick. It was actually a man. Yeah, it's a man, baby 100 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:19,420 We go we just talked about this Yobi you talked about Yobi. Who's talked about you? 101 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,700 Go in for today 102 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:32,540 No, no, no, no, no, we talked about it. I didn't tell him it. I don't know we want to explain it to us actually cuz I don't 103 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:45,540 Fucking story 104 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:53,940 What do you mean you what are you about the international incident in Jamaica with that fucking oh the mushrooms 105 00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:56,660 Wait, where did you go where the guy wanted you to fucking? 106 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,940 Wait a minute, no that place wait a minute slow down 107 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,260 Wait a minute 108 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:12,180 And for what did you just say that some guy wanted you to push a chick off a cliff? 109 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,740 We were gonna push off the cliff you even say wait 110 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:21,140 You didn't answer that question wait a second. Maybe we should know I wanted him to push her out the cliff 111 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:27,140 Allegedly, allegedly, what could have pushed off the cliff you wanted to yo 112 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,300 Probably shouldn't ask that question cuz 113 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:35,220 So long just it's just a lick yet again. He said oh, yeah three times 114 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:39,580 No, what about the guy that fucking wanted you to rub fucking suntan oil on him? 115 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,020 He came out of the room 116 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,900 And it's hog 117 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:49,900 You know here's how I get it you do it. No, that's why I say he's naive 118 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:56,820 He's like a sweet Catholic. No, I don't think I've had a lot, you know, I don't think I had a lot 119 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:58,820 What does that mean? 120 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:04,340 Like I work in a hotel I'm a cook in the hotel 121 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:12,220 And this guy is blowing ever the bar manager is this young kid Andreas. He's Greek fellow. Oh 122 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,480 Oh boy, you know what they like well 123 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,980 Shit didn't occur to me 124 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:23,660 Cool kid. I don't play whether he's sure he had a motorcycle 125 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:26,620 Oh, was he young kid just out of college had a 126 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:31,740 Mickey Mouse degree in restaurant management, you know just some geek but his father 127 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,380 Own a chain of laundry man 128 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,060 Okay, okay, I live in some fucking mansions 129 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:39,060 No, let's not say the name 130 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,220 He 131 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:52,980 So anyways, yeah, let's get to it nice suits, you know really dressed nice and shit and 132 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,940 Amazing 133 00:10:55,940 --> 00:11:00,980 He was cool. He worked in the bar and you get shit for the guests, you know, I'd be making stuff 134 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:04,300 He bring the guys the girls like so wait a second. So okay 135 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:09,260 So so you're the head chef or you're just a cook. I was like a head chef. Yeah, okay 136 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:11,260 So you're the head chef. Yes, you got this 137 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:17,860 This egg grease guys. They're like this Greek god that then enjoys your company 138 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:28,140 With a bunch of other people before Jamaica him and the cocktail waitresses 139 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:34,740 Man, this guy gets these ladies posted. Yeah, yeah, what did you make like he's laying pipe somewhere or another? 140 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,540 for a couple months before 141 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,900 before you know, yeah and 142 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:48,340 So I couldn't go for I had that damn girl from G. Love ever oh god another crazy broad probably 143 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,780 Yeah, I mean and for Jesus the loves 144 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:55,940 I'll tell you about her in a minute. Oh 145 00:11:56,940 --> 00:12:00,660 Remember the gene Gina. She sounds like a yeah 146 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:07,340 Any gene out there? You're a crazy broad anyway, so you're you're going with Andrea's 147 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,380 They got Jamaica. They have a lot of them doing a great time 148 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:15,620 You know, so and he wants to go back already because the weather wasn't that nice when he was there with them 149 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,700 You know first time. Yeah, I'm gonna go back because getting to be nice weather now, especially 150 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,260 You know, it's a different time you want to come with a super cheap right now 151 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:28,820 Fly for 250 this was years ago round trip 250 to Jamaica hotel 152 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:33,780 400 bucks bring the radio and a pair of some drugs. Yeah, it was a black radio 153 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,020 It's a Vaseline and a dildo 154 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:42,760 So I'm gonna get some jerk chicken if you know I jerk chicken jokes 155 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,460 This is great though, but here's what I did 156 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,460 I bet so yeah 157 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:53,180 So keep going though. We go I get there. It's beautiful islands warm hot got everything 158 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:56,820 I've never been any place in my life. Andrea's takes a shirt off first, but then you kiss 159 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:02,980 We get to the place and it's a real nice place. So opens right up to the oh 160 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,980 It is like a romantic sure 161 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:14,580 Any one of these cliff island this is really overly the sexy muse sure man that way it's from yeah, so 162 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:19,500 Not to mention he fucking slipped Viagra into the water right right who did 163 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,180 Even have it back then 164 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,620 Yeah, beautiful marble we don't want to say that you all 165 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:34,500 Read down to the grass and the staircase of the cliffs and the waters are beautiful. Yeah, and it's beautiful 166 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,500 It's great the place is awesome, you know 167 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,660 The guys gonna get the guns and everything 168 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:44,580 It's like I did get you the way the guys can get you some weed. Yeah, right away. Yeah, first thing 169 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,580 He fucking lines up because he's 170 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:52,860 I mean, yeah, then you'll find you gotta have weed you'll get coke minimum. Yeah, we got coke later 171 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:57,700 Yeah, exactly. See I know this guy said snort snort the coke off my day 172 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,540 Everyone is the place uses the world 173 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:10,880 We sit there and the guy comes out and dress and he's put his baby oil on 174 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,020 Wait a minute, but you push him out my back. Oh 175 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,580 No and for 176 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,540 You're just 177 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,860 No, I did it of course, you know, oh you didn't oh 178 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,700 Why wouldn't you? 179 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:31,420 Rub your bad if Larry asked me to do what I do with the Larry I've done it before actually I never had any man 180 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:37,020 Oh, yeah, I've got Larry's back many a time. No, we should have won off for that. Son, Taylor 181 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:40,980 I don't know. I was my cancer. No, I don't fucking put that shit. Do you do man? 182 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:46,140 I think that sunscreen I mean once you bent over you like put it on my gooch needle. I was like, all right, dude 183 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:52,220 He was like you're the boss. I wasn't gonna rub the guy down. Okay, huh anyways, put your head up when you 184 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,540 So anyways, he's not now 185 00:14:54,540 --> 00:15:01,780 He but he seemed kind of depressed actually, huh? He's gonna seem kind of depressed who did the guy well with the gay guy 186 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,900 But he wasn't gay 187 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,260 We're having much fun 188 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,700 He don't go anywhere 189 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:24,500 My dick or blood on my knife, you just lying around, you know, it's a beautiful place 190 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,100 So what happened I mean you're not now 191 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:41,260 We were actually good then it was another we went twice actually be in a trace. Holy fuck wait a second 192 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:48,420 Yeah, I think I went back with them. Yeah, did you fuck them? No, no, no, no blow them. No, no, no like that jerk them off 193 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:53,060 No, no, no, no, the first time I was there that we went to the real fancy hotel the hedonism 194 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:56,860 Where oh yeah and forth is he did home the fuck out 195 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:01,260 Do you really think we're gonna believe you guys enough Gates acts when you went to he didn't ism? 196 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,780 No, we did it cuz we got the hedonism and it was a little party of course 197 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:08,780 It was partied I started talking to this lady and forth went to hedonism. Yeah 198 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:14,460 I was talking to this lady from England and I do some but you make an accent and this dumb fuck wait a minute 199 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:20,300 Whoa, yeah, did you just say you used a Jamaican accent? I do some but you make an accent man. You you wait a second 200 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,300 Yeah, man, I'm talking about the Jamaican 201 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:26,300 You are the whitest guy I know you used a Jamaican accent 202 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:35,260 You're this Larry. Yeah, this is atrocious. He's fucking nuts. Yeah, this guy. He's like the Austin fucking awesome powers 203 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,260 Kid with her and making out with her. She was so great with her right you know and 204 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:46,380 She needed glasses obviously. Yeah, well, so I'm sure she wasn't that good looking 205 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,260 What are you doing? 206 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,260 Sorry 207 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,660 Nice body and everything you know how old was she? 208 00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:05,780 Oh, they're softer. She was like that softer old in the English. She was that softer old. I've never heard it described like that 209 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,420 You know you know 210 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:20,500 So anyway, that's softer old. Yeah softer. I mean that's a yeah, you can smell that man pretty much 211 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,900 But oh still dude, dude, I believe he's so anyways. She was good. She was fucking right for it, man 212 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:29,100 She was right. Yeah, I mean like that 213 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:37,620 Huh, she paid him money money to do what have sex with her and did you take it after sex like took it how much? 214 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,820 $50 was it good? Did you make her? 215 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:44,020 Yeah, I could have got more but I think I got more I could have got a lot. Oh, yeah 216 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,060 Oh, wait a second. You were in the same resort with her though. No, no, no 217 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:50,660 I was a guest at this resort and where was she from this resort? 218 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:56,980 So you were in the same resort with her asshole? I just said that my resort so wait a second 219 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,980 I was so you had to see her 220 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:03,780 Wait a second. How often did you see her Larry? Wait a second? This was the first night 221 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,020 Okay, so then you saw how long did you stay there? 222 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:10,700 Then I stayed at that resort for three more days. So did you see her again for those three more days? 223 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:14,220 Yes, yes, she paid you for more sex. Oh, yeah, cuz you weren't that good 224 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,500 Well, that's not why you need to get away from how to be a fucking right 225 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,340 Yeah, no, I'm not a jiggle-o is wise. What happens? I mean did you fucking her ass? 226 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,340 Oh, no, no, no, no, no 227 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,340 Man, you're not a treat a lady 228 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,340 But yeah, I could have 229 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,340 Because even though the hotel guys were telling me 230 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,340 Man, I know what you're doing, man. You could do it, man. You could do it, man 231 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,340 Oh, wait a second 232 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:39,340 The other jubakers said yeah, people live here and do that hang around and fuck women from behind 233 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,340 Yeah, sugar babies just like him 234 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,340 All day long 235 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,340 Yeah, fuck babies. Isn't that what they call them? 236 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:50,340 It's a fuck baby. It's not what I call myself. Yeah, I mean, Christ, last time you touched yourself, ain't it? 237 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,340 It was popular 238 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:59,340 Anything you want to do down there, dude, it's just beautiful. Oh, and forth. I don't like to hear that. Mark can get laid 239 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:05,340 That's a very famous thing, man. You can do whatever you want. Hi, Mary Mary's here everybody 240 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:11,340 Every time the car, if your car breaks down on the road, you know, they help you the first person that stops by 241 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:15,340 I try to eat your ass. Helps you because they can't get around you if they don't 242 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,340 Well, what do they have? Shoulders? 243 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:24,340 No, no, nothing. Very often. He stays in really really third. I think he goes to fourth world communities 244 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,340 Countries 245 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:31,340 Well, there's third world countries and within the third world country he goes to the fourth world communities 246 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:37,340 I'll give you that. Yeah, okay. I'll give you that one. That's you explained it. Yeah 247 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:41,340 The grill was really nice 248 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,340 Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not racist on this 249 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,340 It's called the grill 250 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:46,340 I know it's one of these 251 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,340 So the grillions 252 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,340 What were the grillions like? 253 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,340 The grillions? 254 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:56,340 They're not called the grillions. That's what they should be called 255 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,340 The grillions 256 00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,340 That's amazing right there, the grillions 257 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,340 I always call them the grillions 258 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,340 I thought six negrillions 259 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,340 Nigerian? No, it's Nigerian 260 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,340 Anyways 261 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,340 They're one Nigerian through and through 262 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:14,340 They're nice. They're not all ripoff artists. A lot of the scabby is done 263 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,340 Not all of them are, but they will do it if they can 264 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,340 If they can 265 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,340 If they can fuck with you, they will fuck with you 266 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,340 Listen, if you show weakness, who's not going to take fucking advantage of you 267 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,340 That's what it's about 268 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,340 You're either a vicar or a fucking perp 269 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,340 You know what I mean? 270 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 Right, they say the same way 271 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,340 Either the perpetrator or the perp 272 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,340 What? 273 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,340 That's the same way. That didn't make any sense 274 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,340 Thank God they're taped 275 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,340 I threw one at the guy who fucked with me 276 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,340 You know how he's the perpetrator 277 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,340 I threw a fast one at the guy who always asked you for a dollar 278 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:46,340 Hey, give me a dollar, let me give you a dollar 279 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,340 If the guy says give me a dollar, I say you give me a dollar 280 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,340 He doesn't double take it 281 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,340 Yeah, but I've been here for weeks handing out dollars 282 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,340 What else is someone giving me one now? 283 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,340 You've been there weeks handing out dollars? 284 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,340 What kind of weird fetish is that? 285 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,340 And? 286 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:02,340 They like that 287 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,340 They like what? 288 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,340 He thought that was great 289 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:05,340 Panther? 290 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,340 Yeah, that, you know, you give me a fucking dollar now, man 291 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,340 And then what happened? 292 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,340 You didn't give me a dollar 293 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,340 He just walked away and you're like, I'm waiting to meet my dope dealer 294 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,340 They never asked me for another dollar 295 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:20,340 My dealer is going to be here in ten minutes 296 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,340 No, I'm waiting for him 297 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,340 God, no, I need to get a dollar 298 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:28,340 I was on tour with these cats from this guy 299 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,340 These cats from this kid was blind 300 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,340 I forgot the name of the band, but he was real good 301 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,340 And he would run around the stage 302 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,340 He had like a headset for the microphone 303 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,340 And never go off the edge of it 304 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:43,340 But anyways, I think they were from New York or something 305 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,340 And we were, it was in Philly, we were playing a gig 306 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:49,340 And this bum comes up to us and he's like, can I have a dollar? 307 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:53,340 And they're like, get the fuck away from us, you know 308 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,340 They just exploded on this fucking guy 309 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,340 I was just like, wow, man 310 00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,340 I, you know, they're never going to get a dollar out of me 311 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,340 Because I never have a dollar 312 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:05,340 But for one thing, I just never would explode on someone like that 313 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,340 Well, I guess you tell them that 314 00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:07,340 But these guys would just like 315 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,340 You'd explode on a lot of dudes like that 316 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,340 These guys were just brutal though 317 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:14,340 They were like, we fucking are so sick of these fucking bums coming up to us 318 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,340 Asking for money 319 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:20,340 Listen, man, there's different levels of aggressiveness with homeless people 320 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,340 Yeah, there really is 321 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,340 They're aggressive in fucking St. Louis 322 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,340 Yeah 323 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:28,340 I haven't been there lately so I wouldn't know 324 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:34,340 But I haven't been anywhere where there's a big fucking congregation of homeless people lately 325 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:37,340 And I plan to be like that for a long time 326 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,340 Fuck the city 327 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,340 There's a lot of them in Vegas but they weren't bad at all 328 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,340 Vegas is bad, man 329 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:43,340 There's a lot of them but I had no problem with them 330 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,340 I did go to, when I went to Vegas 331 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:51,340 There was like a lady with her kids out on the strip 332 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,340 Begging for money like two in the morning 333 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,340 Oh, yeah 334 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,340 And the fucking kids are just like ramshackles 335 00:22:57,340 --> 00:23:00,340 There's a lady with a kid strapped to her back at Harlem and North 336 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,340 Walking between cars 337 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,340 That's close to home, I'm talking about Vegas, but okay 338 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,340 Right, but there's a lady with a baby strapped to her back 339 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,340 What's her name? 340 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,340 I don't know her name, bitch 341 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:09,340 Oh, shit 342 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340 I don't go that, I don't make that right 343 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,340 Betty? 344 00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:16,340 I don't make that right, but if I did I'd know her name 345 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,340 Actually, no, she's on the other side 346 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:22,340 It's like, how much you're banging you with the baby on your back? 347 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,340 God, no, you're kidding 348 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:26,340 Looks like a biscuit 349 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,340 No fuck for words 350 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,340 And how do you do it? 351 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,340 That's a weird three-way 352 00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,340 The other guys, the black guys, they give them money 353 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,340 Because they keep it clean 354 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,340 They had fucking shit 355 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,340 Harlem and two 90s 356 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,340 And they keep it all clean 357 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:40,340 So when they come for us, there's needles that fucking set that one down, man 358 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:43,340 They load the cannons with all that shit to blast 359 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,340 Listen, man, I'm here for good time, not alone time 360 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,340 Yeah, well, you'll be spending a long time in prison 361 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,340 Nah, man 362 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,340 I'm not a prison guy 363 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,340 No, okay 364 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,340 I'm happy just being me 365 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,340 And fourth, why? 366 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,340 Why are you so gay? 367 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:09,340 So now we're all gonna like, joints at the same time and no one's gonna talk 368 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,340 I mean, come on, you keep talking and fourth 369 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:15,340 Yeah, no one said you could stop talking, man 370 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:17,340 I know, Mark 371 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,340 Yeah 372 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:22,340 What is that cute girl in Neetra when you were on vacation? 373 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,340 Yeah, let's talk about Neetra 374 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,340 Oh, yeah, we should go 375 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,340 No, no, no, no, no 376 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,340 Talk about Gina 377 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,340 Yeah, Gina 378 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:29,340 And then we'll talk about Neetra 379 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:32,340 Neetra had the nicest ass with the Gina head, but 380 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,340 Let's talk about, let's talk about Gina 381 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,340 Yeah 382 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,340 Well, she's got ass shaped like cherries 383 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,340 And her head shaped like a penis 384 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:41,340 Man, hear that? 385 00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,340 That's his love right there 386 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,340 Neetra had a head shaped like a penis 387 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:46,340 He hasn't talked about a woman like that yet 388 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,340 She had a head shaped like a penis 389 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,340 She'd walk in front of a truck 390 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:51,340 Anyways, let's talk about Gina 391 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,340 Yeah 392 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,340 Where'd you meet Gina? 393 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,340 Gina was just playing violent, man 394 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,340 Italian girl, I don't know what her problem was 395 00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,340 She was jealous, she was obsessive 396 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:00,340 Where at? 397 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:02,340 She may have been probably fooling around on me 398 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,340 No, no, no, where were you at? 399 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,340 Where would this start? 400 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,340 Where did you meet her? 401 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,340 How? 402 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,340 She was going to college 403 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,340 Where'd you meet her? 404 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,340 You met her in college? 405 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,340 I was going to the Olive Garden 406 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:13,340 Yeah 407 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,340 School of sauteing 408 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,340 What is that? 409 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,340 I was at the Olive Garden 410 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,340 So wait, she was what? 411 00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:20,340 She was a waitress at the Olive Garden 412 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,340 Oh, Anne Ford's got a thing for waitresses 413 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:23,340 And you know what I mean? 414 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:24,340 We're going to meet them at work 415 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,340 He brought that wears an apron 416 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,340 Anne Ford's will bang 417 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:28,340 Yeah 418 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,340 Kind of, yeah 419 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:30,340 She smells like a grease fucking pit 420 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:31,340 Hillfocker 421 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,340 Okay, so keep going with Gina 422 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,340 I pull him out of Denny's, dude 423 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:36,340 Believe me, 3, 4 a.m. 424 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,340 A couple of weeks 425 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,340 One girl, yes, sounded Denny's was such a dog 426 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:41,340 She took it as an offense that he asked her out 427 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,340 Yes, and she got mad at me 428 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,340 I thought I was kidding 429 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,340 Hold on, we're talking about Gina 430 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,340 She was the best, dude 431 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:51,340 Except what she was doing at 4 a.m. 432 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,340 What's with her blade? 433 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,340 Who did? 434 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,340 Hadidia, she was young 435 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,340 Man, okay, so let's stick with Gina for a second 436 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:57,340 Anyways 437 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,340 Okay, so what happened with Gina? 438 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:03,340 She was just boned 439 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,340 She was a drunk? 440 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:06,340 No, no 441 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,340 She do drugs? 442 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,340 She drank 443 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,340 But that was back in the day 444 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,340 We were too young for her to be a drunk yet 445 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:17,340 Yeah, we were in our early 20s 446 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,340 Yeah, what are you talking about? 447 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:20,340 21, she's so pretty young 448 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,340 She's not lost 19 449 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:22,340 60 people by that time 450 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:23,340 What happened with that? 451 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:25,340 Yeah, but I'm saying we just didn't have a 452 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:27,340 You know, the girl was younger than us 453 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:30,340 And she wasn't old enough to be a 454 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,340 Cackling bar whore yet 455 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,340 Right, so she had drunk and turned into one 456 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:34,340 She might have turned into one 457 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,340 Yeah, she has, yes 458 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,340 And then what happened, though? She died? 459 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,340 No, no 460 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:41,340 She wanted to have kids and everything 461 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,340 What was her name? R.I.P. Gina 462 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:44,340 She was super jealous and just, you know, jealous 463 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,340 And followed her 464 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,340 And how old were you? 465 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:48,340 She just went, beat me up a lot 466 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,340 Hit me a lot, did beat things to me 467 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,340 You like hit me a lot 468 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:52,340 Smashed him in the face 469 00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:54,340 Dude, he's been a battered wife forever 470 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,340 Yeah, I'm a battered wife 471 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,340 I mean, they're out of the fucking three to four 472 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,340 Stores, you can tell us 473 00:26:58,340 --> 00:27:00,340 Okay, wait, this is the best 474 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,340 This is the best, he was sleeping in his bed 475 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,340 She got down in the bed 476 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:07,340 And kicked his head with both feet 477 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,340 To the side of the head 478 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,340 Double kicked his head 479 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,340 Put a hole in the drywall 480 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,340 Through the, yeah 481 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,340 And why was that? 482 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,340 I can't remember 483 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,340 Yeah, because I don't remember my spasm 484 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,340 I don't remember my spasm 485 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,340 I never, yeah 486 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,340 Ever since I kicked in the head 487 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,340 He has remembered my spasm 488 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,340 This motherfucker's got CTE 489 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:29,340 He's not even fucking too strong 490 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,340 I never get this girlfriend, you know 491 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:33,340 I've never even think before that 492 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,340 She's a complete wimp 493 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:38,340 I remember when she smashed the giant fucking picture frame 494 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,340 She smashed the giant picture frame 495 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:41,340 I broke my water in her box 496 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,340 Oh, that's what he said 497 00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:46,340 She smashed the giant picture frame in his face 498 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,340 Yes, stitches and shit in his face 499 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,340 Really, she hit, wait a second 500 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:52,340 She almost, dude, slow down 501 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,340 Wait a second, a picture frame, like a square 502 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,340 A big fucking thing 503 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,340 It was like the Declaration of Independence 504 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340 No, it wasn't 505 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,340 Yeah, it was done with the hands-up frame 506 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:02,340 Yeah, that's what was behind it 507 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:04,340 You explain, what was it? 508 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:05,340 It was about 509 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,340 No, wait, what kind of picture 510 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,340 I don't know what the picture was of 511 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:11,340 But it was a fathered back 512 00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,340 How wide was it, how tall was it? 513 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:15,340 Oh, she's like, it was a picture 514 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,340 She hit the face with a picture 515 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,340 She hit you with a glass 516 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:21,340 In the middle, like, she hit you with the frame 517 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:23,340 No, where's her left 518 00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:25,340 She literally had her left hand on the left side 519 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,340 Or right hand on the right side 520 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,340 And pushed his face into the glass 521 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,340 No, it didn't make more like a swing, like a bat 522 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,340 But hit him in the face with the glass 523 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,340 Yeah, so she 524 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:35,340 Yes 525 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,340 And the glass broke 526 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,340 It was about an inch 527 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,340 But there's this much room 528 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:41,340 Between the glass and the picture behind it 529 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:43,340 Oh, her face explode? 530 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:45,340 Yeah, she put a big gas in my fucking car 531 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,340 Oh, look at him, he died, dude 532 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:48,340 Did you fuck with her after? 533 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,340 Seriously, I was gonna have to kill me, but I had to go last 534 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:50,340 But I had to go last 535 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,340 Aw, did you bang her afterwards? 536 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,340 No 537 00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:53,340 Why not? 538 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,340 That was it, that was it, that was it 539 00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:56,340 That was the last time we had any kind of big ups 540 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:58,340 And then you never hung out with her again? 541 00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,340 No, actually, no 542 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:00,340 One time we were sitting in the living room 543 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,340 She tried to, wait a second 544 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,340 Wait, wait 545 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,340 So she tried to kill him 546 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:07,340 And he actually didn't go back to her 547 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,340 No, I just 548 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:09,340 It's kind of hot 549 00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,340 Well, that was like the third time she tried 550 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,340 First time she tried 551 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:14,340 One time, I worked with this girl to hide 552 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:15,340 Wait, wait, wait, wait 553 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,340 Just let's get to one story with Gina 554 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,340 We're sitting around the living room getting high 555 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,340 And fucking she walks up 556 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:22,340 We were just smoking weed 557 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,340 And she walks out 558 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:26,340 And Mark goes, what a fucking bitch 559 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,340 She hears him 560 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:30,340 And she comes back in and dumps a fucking 32 ounce 561 00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:33,340 Big gulp over his fucking head 562 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:35,340 In the middle of the living room 563 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,340 No, he didn't punch her 564 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,340 He said, yeah, yeah 565 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:40,340 Are you punched her? 566 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,340 No, I didn't punch her, no 567 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,340 And what'd you do? 568 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,340 What could I do? 569 00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:44,340 Who cleaned it up? 570 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,340 That's shy of you 571 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:46,340 He did 572 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,340 Aw, man 573 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,340 And then she storms back up 574 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:50,340 She was just mad 575 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,340 She was a hot little fucking mama, man 576 00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:53,340 She had a great little body 577 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,340 Yeah, but she was a psycho 578 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:55,340 She was a psycho, yeah 579 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:57,340 She was dumping pop in the house 580 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,340 It wasn't even Mark's house 581 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,340 It was Rat's house 582 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,340 Oh, okay, everything goes there 583 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,340 Yeah, she really thought she was special, I guess 584 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,340 Oh, yeah, you made her feel special at that 585 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:09,340 She wanted to feel a little special 586 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,340 Then I could cheat her, I think 587 00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:13,340 Okay, start bringing back the news 588 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:15,340 She was a, you know, I don't know what she was 589 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,340 She was a hillbilly 590 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:18,340 She was a hillbilly, too, actually 591 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:20,340 Yeah, these are the people you attract 592 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,340 Have you not noticed the trend? 593 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,340 What are the things you're going to tell them? 594 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:26,340 No, you're going to say about this bitch at the Hyatt 595 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,340 Oh, yeah 596 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,340 I work with this cocktail waitress at the Hyatt 597 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:30,340 With the restaurants here at the Cossack 598 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,340 Anybody who wears an apron 599 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:33,340 Yeah, no, she was really cute 600 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,340 I never went out with her 601 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:36,340 She had her own boyfriend 602 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:37,340 Yeah, she had her own boyfriend 603 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:38,340 Like she owned him 604 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,340 Yeah, she wanted to get her own boyfriend 605 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,340 We only saw each other at work 606 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,340 And one summer day 607 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,340 She's waiting out for her 608 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,340 This isn't in paint to picture 609 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,340 Yeah, it's a beautiful summer day 610 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:49,340 Beautiful summer day 611 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,340 We've worked together 612 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,340 The blossoms were 613 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:52,340 Yeah 614 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:53,340 What underwear does she have on? 615 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:54,340 No, she's wearing a green 616 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,340 Emerald little short cut cocktail waitress dress 617 00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,340 And underwear 618 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,340 Sprinkling the sun 619 00:30:58,340 --> 00:30:59,340 Just probably black, you know 620 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,340 Just probably 621 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,340 Yeah, she wasn't like, you know, but yeah 622 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:04,340 I don't remember, I ripped them off 623 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,340 I don't know, paint a picture of that 624 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,340 No, anyways 625 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:08,340 If you're trying to fulfill our listeners 626 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:09,340 Stop, man, anyways 627 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,340 We've worked together for years 628 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:12,340 But never once 629 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:13,340 But now, all of a sudden 630 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,340 We've worked together all ever 631 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,340 And she's waiting for a ride to come and get her 632 00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,340 I'm waiting for Gina to come pick me up 633 00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:19,340 Yeah 634 00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:20,340 And she's like 635 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,340 Why are you waiting for her to pick you up? 636 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,340 She's gonna pick me up because my car is broken down 637 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,340 Oh, okay 638 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,340 Because you never license it 639 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:26,340 Yes 640 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,340 And so she's on one bench 641 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:30,340 At one side of the hotel 642 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,340 Entrance way 643 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:32,340 Entrance way 644 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,340 Yep 645 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:34,340 It's an entrance to a side entrance to a hotel 646 00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:35,340 Yeah, I understand you 647 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:36,340 Big space, you know what I mean 648 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:37,340 She's on one bench here 649 00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:38,340 Door away 650 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,340 And I'm on the other bench 651 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:40,340 Here 652 00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:41,340 Right over there 653 00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:42,340 Door's over here 654 00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:44,340 And here comes Gina with her Camaro 655 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:45,340 Of course she's got one 656 00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,340 Fuck, yeah, Gina rocks, dude 657 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,340 She's a rock, alright 658 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,340 She's a bad bitch 659 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,340 She was a blonde 660 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,340 Shout out to Gina 661 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,340 She's got her hair going 662 00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:55,340 Man, look, he really dates women that are out of his league 663 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,340 Oh, man 664 00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,340 If Gina, oh my god 665 00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,340 She was a hot mama 666 00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:01,340 Yeah, she was pretty hot, but 667 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,340 I'd make her drink 668 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,340 I'd make her drink, you know what I mean 669 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,340 I like to rock, you know what I mean 670 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:05,340 That was the one I would want to go for 671 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,340 But I've seen her not go to her ass cut to size like a cow, dude 672 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:09,340 Oh, man 673 00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,340 I'd still fucking do her 674 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,340 Sounds very good, man 675 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:14,340 She drove a Camaro, she had her fucking fat ass 676 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,340 And her ass right now 677 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:16,340 Let's go, honey 678 00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:18,340 Whoo, I want to sniff that driver's seat 679 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,340 Smoking 680 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,340 And it's done 681 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,340 So 682 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,340 I forget it 683 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:27,340 What was I saying? 684 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,340 What were you saying? 685 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,340 She pulls up and her Camaro 686 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,340 You're talking about Gina with that ass 687 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:32,340 She tried to rock this girl down 688 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,340 She tried to rock the car 689 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:34,340 Right up towards shit 690 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,340 Who? 691 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:36,340 The cocktail atress 692 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:37,340 Gina 693 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:38,340 Yes 694 00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:39,340 She drove the car to who? 695 00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:40,340 The cocktail atress 696 00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:41,340 So where? 697 00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:44,340 They were sitting on the benches, man 698 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,340 Oh, and she drove up the, all the way up 699 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,340 Oh, to the back 700 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:49,340 Sidewalk 701 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,340 Sidewalk 702 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:51,340 Like a foot away 703 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,340 She got lifted's legs 704 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:55,340 What are you fucking talking to my man for? 705 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,340 No, she went to her 706 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:58,340 Oh, she tried 707 00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,340 Threatened her 708 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,340 Did she bang good? 709 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:02,340 This chick sounds like she rocks, dude 710 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:03,340 Yeah, she did, yeah 711 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:05,340 Yeah, she did 712 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,340 But it wasn't worth it, believe me 713 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,340 It was ridiculous 714 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,340 No, it's always worth it, it's always worth it 715 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:09,340 No 716 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:11,340 The ends were justified by the memes 717 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:12,340 Like a movie or something 718 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:13,340 No way 719 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:14,340 Uh-uh 720 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,340 The ends are justified by the nut 721 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:17,340 No, it's not 722 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,340 Listen, man 723 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,340 No, no, no 724 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:20,340 I wouldn't have made a difference, no 725 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:23,340 No, but this was a long time ago 726 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:24,340 Right? 727 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:26,340 Yeah, a long time ago, yeah 728 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,340 How long ago? 729 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,340 Oh, God, I was still 30s, this baby 730 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,340 Oh, yeah 731 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,340 But she was young 732 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:34,340 She was only 19, 20, 21, I think 733 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,340 Jesus Christ, Danforth 734 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,340 Woof 735 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,340 Let me tell you, you love the fucking danger zone 736 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:43,340 Why don't you tell us about Laurie? 737 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,340 Well, there was Laurie, oh my God 738 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:48,340 Every single one 739 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,340 I mean, this is like a fucking 740 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,340 Jack Caroline 741 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:54,340 Laurie looked like Lucy from Trailer Park Boys 742 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,340 Yeah, she was basketball 743 00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:56,340 Yeah, she was fucking hot 744 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:59,340 The four tits are after before 745 00:33:59,340 --> 00:34:00,340 She was not too small 746 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,340 She was smoking out after you, Laurie 747 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,340 A little too smoking out 748 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:06,340 When Lucy had the spiked out here, dude 749 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,340 Yeah 750 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:10,340 Because Laurie was kind of a punk rocker chick 751 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,340 She had a fucking body, man 752 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:13,340 Yeah 753 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,340 But the smoke was still 754 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,340 And what she do now, she tried to stab you 755 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:19,340 Until you saw the head 756 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,340 Until you saw the head, what do you mean? 757 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,340 She had a weird head? 758 00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:23,340 This chick, I need your... 759 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,340 Oh, anyways, we do this good 760 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:26,340 Chuck, we almost said her last name 761 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,340 Yeah, but he's telling four stories at once 762 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:31,340 I gotta talk about it, I gotta talk about it 763 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:32,340 Well, then tell us 764 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,340 I didn't notice it 765 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,340 I never noticed it also 766 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,340 Something pointed out to me that it ruined the whole thing 767 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,340 It ruined it for me 768 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,340 That she had a peanut head? 769 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,340 She had a weird head, dude 770 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,340 And it went like this 771 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,340 And it was just like a peanut 772 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,340 Did she have a smoking body? 773 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:46,340 Oh, my God 774 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:48,340 She was fucking weird 775 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,340 It's Larry says, yeah 776 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:50,340 Smoking body, legs 777 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,340 Couldn't get past the peanut head? 778 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,340 I was fucking weird, oh man 779 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,340 When she noticed it, I couldn't help it 780 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,340 I couldn't 781 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,340 You're a real fucking weirdo 782 00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:00,340 I could, there was no way 783 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,340 The peanut head just cracked up every time I saw it 784 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:04,340 I mean, you should nut on her peanut 785 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:05,340 I was... 786 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,340 She was never gonna suck a dick 787 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,340 Double nut 788 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:09,340 She'll tell you too, she's never gonna suck a dick 789 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,340 What do you mean she's never gonna suck a dick? 790 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,340 How do you know that? 791 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,340 That's what she says 792 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:16,340 Well, I'm sure that's long gone, man 793 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:18,340 That's inter-original right now 794 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,340 Listen, women only have two things 795 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:21,340 She will not suck a dick 796 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,340 Blowjobs? 797 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:23,340 Don't tell me she's suck a dick 798 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:25,340 You were ass too, but you know what I mean 799 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,340 I don't want to hear her, she's doing that 800 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,340 They don't want it in the ass, really 801 00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:30,340 Why are you, what are you saying? 802 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,340 She's trying to bring to her uncle 803 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:32,340 What are you talking about? 804 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,340 Chick's Lake in the park 805 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,340 Not for me, they don't 806 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,340 We have a baby, Larry 807 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:39,340 You have a wife 808 00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:41,340 And they'll disparage Mary like that 809 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,340 That's ridiculous, no, I don't know 810 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:44,340 Fucking... 811 00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:47,340 Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking bang my wife in the ass either, dude 812 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,340 That's good to know 813 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:51,340 Thanks for telling all our listeners, Larry 814 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:53,340 I mean, you just had to get that out 815 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:54,340 That's for versions 816 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,340 That's satanic perversion 817 00:35:56,340 --> 00:35:57,340 No, it's not at all 818 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,340 Oh, yeah 819 00:35:58,340 --> 00:35:59,340 That's a lot of variations 820 00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:01,340 So you're gonna tell me, listen 821 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:03,340 It's not the right way to reproduce 822 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:05,340 You don't reproduce it 823 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:08,340 Oh, thanks, and for the enforced doctor corner 824 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,340 Yeah 825 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:10,340 Procreate 826 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,340 Procreate the butt 827 00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:12,340 Wow 828 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,340 I didn't know that 829 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,340 You can't reproduce in the butt, thanks, man 830 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:17,340 How can men get pregnant then if you can't reproduce in the butt? 831 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,340 Right, well, you can't 832 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:20,340 But it's to procreate, that's why 833 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:23,340 You know, go first and go... 834 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:24,340 Oh, man 835 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:25,340 He's on the Don Vito 836 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,340 He said go on, fuck, yeah 837 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:29,340 Go on, and further, father 838 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:31,340 Make more kids, go have babies, whatever 839 00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:32,340 He told the Jews 840 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,340 Procreate Jews 841 00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:36,340 What is your Jewel? 842 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,340 You're supposed to have babies 843 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:39,340 And make the people of the world 844 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,340 The idea is to have children 845 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:45,340 And not associated with any views of MMM and Ford 846 00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:46,340 You want to have children 847 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,340 You're supposed to make children 848 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,340 And that's not a way to make children 849 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,340 And therefore it is wrong 850 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,340 No, it's not wrong 851 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,340 Because if you don't want to have children 852 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:55,340 Well, you don't want to have children 853 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:56,340 There's one way to do it 854 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,340 But no, there's not an option 855 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,340 He doesn't give you the option 856 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:01,340 Well, if you don't want to have babies 857 00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,340 You do it this way 858 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:03,340 No, it's not an option 859 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,340 Everything's an option, and Ford 860 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,340 That's why there's two holes 861 00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:09,340 You have two options 862 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,340 I mean, you fucking ass clown 863 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,340 You can explain that one to who you have to 864 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:15,340 You're the asshole 865 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:17,340 Listen, I'm going to tell you 866 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:19,340 There's a reason the Greeks did the Greeks 867 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,340 Man, a lot of them earned a boy love 868 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,340 That's why the Greeks got taken over 869 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,340 Because they got all in bad 870 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,340 How about eunuchs? 871 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,340 Ass sucks, and then they fucking stopped having babies 872 00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:30,340 Right, they couldn't reproduce themselves 873 00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:32,340 And fucking who? 874 00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:33,340 And then the army got weak 875 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,340 Because it wasn't enough guys 876 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,340 You had too fucking gay with each other 877 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,340 The bloodline and shit? 878 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,340 Yeah, no, all the gay sex 879 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:41,340 And then they started having as many fucking 880 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:43,340 Right, that's hypothetical 881 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,340 Okay, no, it's not 882 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:46,340 What the fuck do you have? 883 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:47,340 History 884 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,340 The both of yous don't know that shit 885 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,340 They didn't have any 886 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:50,340 They gave you two fucking ass clowns 887 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:51,340 They gave them more children 888 00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:53,340 It's not enough children that were strong, too 889 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:56,340 Well, because generations have to take time 890 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,340 Degeneration's in your case 891 00:37:58,340 --> 00:38:00,340 You're right, but it's exactly right 892 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,340 You're a gay bitch, brother 893 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,340 I mean, this guy's not an out over it 894 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,340 Look at him 895 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,340 I'm not not an out over it 896 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,340 I'm so much more happy for God's sakes 897 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,340 Holy shit, you guys are something else 898 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:13,340 Jesus Christ 899 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,340 Amazing 900 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,340 And we love it so much 901 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,340 Fucking non-binary corner of the world 902 00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:25,340 The rest of our lives are gonna be knotting out 903 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,340 Everything a fucking do to them 904 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,340 It's not an out over it 905 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,340 Yeah, you're not an out over it 906 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,340 It's not an out 907 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,340 Stop not an out over it 908 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,340 I had a forward to it 909 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,340 What's the time? 910 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,340 We got time 911 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:43,340 He finally realized 912 00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:48,340 It's 19 minutes left 913 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:54,340 Niels wanted to see how long it would take 914 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,340 Hey 915 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:57,340 What are you doing, man? 916 00:38:57,340 --> 00:39:00,340 Don't be fucking honest, A-Ball all of a sudden 917 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,340 Jesus Christ 918 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:02,340 Peanut Head was the best man 919 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,340 You made a couple of Lincoln facts 920 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,340 Peanut Head 921 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,340 Peanut Head 922 00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:07,340 Peanut Head 923 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,340 Peanut virus, same thing 924 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,340 You're a girlfriend 925 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,340 I worked with her at the macaroni grill 926 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,340 Okay 927 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:16,340 And happened to say I was going to Fort Lauderdale 928 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340 for a particular time 929 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:19,340 Another Florida girl here 930 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah 931 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:23,340 Man, you find the same kind of trash woman 932 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:25,340 in the bikini contest 933 00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:27,340 One teacher contest 934 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:29,340 And there's a nature across the pool 935 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:31,340 Jump up and out waving at me 936 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,340 And she was in the bikini contest? 937 00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:36,340 No, she was not in the what teacher contest 938 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,340 She could have been 939 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,340 She should have been, could have been 940 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,340 Yeah, but she wasn't that big of a horse 941 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,340 So that's good 942 00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:41,340 No, she was too young, yeah 943 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,340 But anyways 944 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,340 What do you mean she was too young? 945 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,340 And first you keep saying that 946 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,340 And you're like she was 32 947 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:48,340 No, she was 26 948 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:49,340 She was 18 949 00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:51,340 Mark was like 40 950 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:53,340 I'm going to add two less years 951 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,340 Sit down 952 00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:56,340 The only reason I recognize her 953 00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:58,340 is because she had a little Mickey Mouse tote bag 954 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,340 like only a child would carry 955 00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:02,340 and then I saw her take the case before 956 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,340 And first you really are not pleading your case 957 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,340 in a rare amount of time 958 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:07,340 No, I know, I know, I know 959 00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,340 Right, come on, man 960 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,340 I know 961 00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,340 People were saying 962 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:16,340 Well, we're rollerblading now 963 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:18,340 Roll by that man 964 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:21,340 Guys are checking her out 965 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:23,340 Whistling, check out her going 966 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,340 She's with you 967 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,340 You're like how's that swab with her 968 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,340 Right, yeah 969 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:28,340 Yeah 970 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:30,340 You're not there to bug me in 20s 971 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,340 Get a little thumb in a bush over here 972 00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,340 No, not even 973 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,340 I'm in the bathroom 974 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:34,340 I'm in the bathroom 975 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:37,340 They're shaking my hand 976 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:40,340 Man, you almost have a huge stick, man 977 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,340 You're like, no I don't 978 00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:43,340 I have no money either 979 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,340 She's dancing, she's eating her as a shit 980 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,340 She's getting beers 981 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,340 Passing up to her 982 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,340 She's having a great time 983 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:50,340 How old was she, 18? 984 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,340 So she shouldn't have been drinking 985 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,340 No, she hasn't been drinking 986 00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:54,340 No, she's contributed to the situation 987 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,340 Rollerblading 988 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,340 You think you can get it right 989 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,340 Go order the statues 990 00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:59,340 We're any cops? 991 00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:00,340 Then listen 992 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:02,340 Rollerblading 993 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:04,340 Fucking rollerblading again, man 994 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:06,340 I wrote the statue of limitations 995 00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:08,340 I knew that she was 996 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,340 We were completely hand over hand 997 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:12,340 I knew she was young when she 998 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,340 went to play shoots and ladders 999 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:18,340 She wants candy land, right? 1000 00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:20,340 No, she wasn't that young 1001 00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:22,340 She wanted to play Trouble 1002 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:23,340 I'm sorry 1003 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:25,340 Remember when I put it on here 1004 00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:26,340 I used to have a stop to get her 1005 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:28,340 Oh my God, imagine Anne Forth being with that 1006 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:30,340 19 or 18, 16 year old 1007 00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:31,340 She wanted the really exact blue pack 1008 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:33,340 A 20 ounce very fine apple juice 1009 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:36,340 Oh, Anne Forth, this sounds like a child 1010 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:38,340 Right, she wanted the very fine apple juice 1011 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:39,340 She wanted an apple juice 1012 00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:41,340 Yes, a 20 ounce very fine apple juice 1013 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:42,340 Really is extra blue 1014 00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:44,340 Oh, and marro mediums 1015 00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:47,340 Sounds like a child from the streets of New York 1016 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,340 Yes, we have to get her 1017 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,340 She was, she was like a street kid 1018 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:54,340 Oh my God 1019 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:56,340 Marro models and an apple juice 1020 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,340 She was a real joomily 1021 00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,340 And I wanted a little Debbie 1022 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:02,340 I wanted a little Debbie 1023 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:04,340 I wanted a honey bunny and a cosmic brownie 1024 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,340 My mother loved her 1025 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,340 My mother thought she was just a doll 1026 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:08,340 Of course, your mother couldn't believe 1027 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,340 that you fucking attracted someone that 1028 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:14,340 Exactly, she was like Jesus man, this is retarded 1029 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,340 This bitch really must need glasses 1030 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,340 Fuckin' a drug to see that 1031 00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:19,340 Yeah, we got her own 1032 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:23,340 So, and yeah, she could play pool 1033 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,340 Oh yeah, Anne she fucking walked around 1034 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:28,340 with some big fucking Rottweiler 1035 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,340 Yeah, she was in a short little Rottweiler 1036 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,340 She brought it to my house one day and the thing 1037 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,340 How the fuck Anne Forth, do you get these 1038 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,340 crazy broads in your life 1039 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,340 She shot pool like a champion dude 1040 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:38,340 Like a champion, she was like 1041 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,340 She was like Minnesota to me 1042 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,340 She could hit her ass when she shot pool 1043 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:42,340 No, I didn't beat her ass 1044 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:43,340 I wanted her to bend over to the table 1045 00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:44,340 Oh yeah 1046 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:45,340 Hit her ass while she shot pool 1047 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,340 Oh, no 1048 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:48,340 We went to a bar one night 1049 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,340 We went to a bar one night and she started 1050 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:52,340 playing pool with this dude, some kid 1051 00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:54,340 as far as I can tell 1052 00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:56,340 and she went to a few hands 1053 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,340 whatever and then she comes over 1054 00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:00,340 Wait a minute, that's poker ass 1055 00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:01,340 Couple rounds, whatever happens 1056 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,340 You know, she wins 1057 00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:03,340 Couple games 1058 00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:04,340 Okay, we're gonna go on a couple rounds 1059 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:06,340 Yeah, well, yeah 1060 00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:08,340 She's like, we're gonna do some coke with this guy 1061 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:09,340 Oh, nice 1062 00:43:09,340 --> 00:43:11,340 Okay, and he's got a fucking freezer bag 1063 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:12,340 Big dick, right? 1064 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,340 Oh man 1065 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,340 He's got a what? 1066 00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,340 He's got a what? 1067 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:16,340 He did fucking coke 1068 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:17,340 He wanted to fuck her of course 1069 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,340 Yeah, well 1070 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:19,340 Of course 1071 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,340 And then you're robbing him 1072 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,340 He wanted to fuck her so bad 1073 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:23,340 he even turned this dirt bag on the couch 1074 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:24,340 Yeah, and then you're robbing him 1075 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,340 Exactly, exactly 1076 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,340 But she didn't go with him or anything 1077 00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:29,340 Beautiful 1078 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,340 Yeah, she's amazing 1079 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:32,340 She's just a child 1080 00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,340 She talked to anyone 1081 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,340 Oh my God 1082 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,340 She was a child, he says 1083 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,340 She has a child or she was a child? 1084 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:38,340 She was a child 1085 00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:41,340 Oh my God, Antforth, this case you are pleading 1086 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:43,340 I have to get my little brain 1087 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:44,340 No, her brain was out of a child 1088 00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:47,340 Oh, no, you changed, changed, yeah 1089 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:48,340 She was this guy 1090 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:53,340 Her brain was out of a child because she was a child 1091 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,340 Listen here, Nambla, calm down 1092 00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,340 This is Nietzsche 1093 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:01,340 Poor Nietzsche 1094 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,340 We went to Great America 1095 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,340 Great America? 1096 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,340 Oh boy 1097 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:09,340 I have to take a piss 1098 00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:10,340 The slowest day ever 1099 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:11,340 There was nobody there 1100 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,340 It was great 1101 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:13,340 Okay 1102 00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,340 You keep talking 1103 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:18,340 What happened, man? 1104 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:20,340 No, the rides were like, walk right on it 1105 00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:21,340 No waiting 1106 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,340 And that's it? 1107 00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,340 Yeah 1108 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,340 That's the story 1109 00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:27,340 A lot of them were open 1110 00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:29,340 So we had smoking joints and shit 1111 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,340 We had a great time that day 1112 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,340 Yeah, that's fun 1113 00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:33,340 It was lots of fun, yeah 1114 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,340 So you're contributing to the delinquency of a minor 1115 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,340 Smoking joints to the Great America 1116 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,340 Oh yeah, I didn't mind 1117 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,340 Hell no, man 1118 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:42,340 She was caused to want to take her across state lines 1119 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:43,340 In the hotel room 1120 00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,340 Did you? 1121 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,340 Yeah, we were in Florida together 1122 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,340 Oh nice 1123 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,340 We had a hotel room with her 1124 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,340 She wanted to go to this 1125 00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:51,340 But she went there by herself though 1126 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,340 No, she was there 1127 00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,340 She was already in Florida 1128 00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,340 She was in Florida with this other guy 1129 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:57,340 That had an apartment there 1130 00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:59,340 But he was hitting on her so hard and so bad 1131 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:02,340 But it's so awful that she literally wanted to leave 1132 00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:03,340 You know what I mean? 1133 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:05,340 And did leave for a while with me 1134 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:07,340 Stayed with me for a whole week 1135 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,340 And wanted to go to Disneyland 1136 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:10,340 And I had the money at the time 1137 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,340 I should have done it 1138 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,340 I could have stayed another month in there in Florida 1139 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:13,340 Oh man 1140 00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:14,340 I really should have 1141 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,340 You should have married that fucking bitch 1142 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,340 And 1143 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,340 But now I had to get back 1144 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:20,340 So she left with me 1145 00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:22,340 She left a week later too 1146 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,340 I'm not going back to that guy 1147 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:25,340 He's a real asshole 1148 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:28,340 So that's how fucking neat you got involved 1149 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:29,340 Yeah, it was cool 1150 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:30,340 Crazy 1151 00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:32,340 Yeah, yeah, I would do it from back in the morning 1152 00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:33,340 And it kind of went on a few times 1153 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,340 Because she just lived in Greenbrook 1154 00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,340 You know 1155 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,340 And so whatever 1156 00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:40,340 And then, yeah, I would run into her in Florida 1157 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:41,340 I would have blew that one time 1158 00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,340 It was fucking amazing 1159 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:43,340 We were in a blast 1160 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,340 It was so much fun 1161 00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:46,340 I should have stayed longer 1162 00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:47,340 Yeah 1163 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,340 It was a blast 1164 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:50,340 So did you take her over any other state lines? 1165 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:51,340 No 1166 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:53,340 He's transporting minors now 1167 00:45:53,340 --> 00:45:55,340 Isn't that what he's doing? 1168 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,340 He's like a fucking Jack Johnson 1169 00:45:57,340 --> 00:46:00,340 That's his white women 1170 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,340 What's that? 1171 00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:02,340 You say they're your kids 1172 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,340 Oh, man 1173 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:05,340 Jesus, and fourth 1174 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:08,340 You don't want to reveal the tricks of the trades 1175 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,340 Come on, man 1176 00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:11,340 The gentleman is saying it's just nevermind 1177 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:12,340 No, yeah, now 1178 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:13,340 When the cop asks 1179 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,340 What's Namla's doing to this girl 1180 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,340 You say she's her mind's on her 1181 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,340 Man, Namla's going to be here about five minutes 1182 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,340 To shut this guy up 1183 00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:22,340 No, dude 1184 00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,340 Come on, I got nothing against children 1185 00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:28,340 Oh, man 1186 00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:29,340 Listen, man 1187 00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:31,340 You're going to use two hands to shovel this guy 1188 00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:33,340 I don't really have anything for children 1189 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:35,340 Because their heads are too much like peanuts 1190 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,340 Man 1191 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:40,340 Damn, so fucking good 1192 00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:45,340 I don't have a thing for children 1193 00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,340 So one day we were in the upstairs 1194 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,340 And the niche was here 1195 00:46:48,340 --> 00:46:50,340 And she's got her dog with her 1196 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:51,340 Yeah, diamond 1197 00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:53,340 And my girlfriend, Amber 1198 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:55,340 She said, what was the dog's name? 1199 00:46:55,340 --> 00:46:56,340 Diamond 1200 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,340 Like a stripper 1201 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,340 Yeah, yeah 1202 00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:00,340 And Amber 1203 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,340 And I'm afraid of a fucking flea 1204 00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:05,340 Whatever, but this dog was a little fucking scary 1205 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,340 Yeah, further the flea, yes 1206 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,340 I thought it was terrifying 1207 00:47:07,340 --> 00:47:09,340 Oh, yeah, I mean, it was terrifying 1208 00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:10,340 And it was out of control 1209 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:11,340 She couldn't really control it 1210 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:13,340 She was a hellhound, yeah 1211 00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:17,340 And I said, you can't bring this dog in here anymore 1212 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:19,340 Because she wasn't in the room 1213 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:20,340 In the fucking dog head 1214 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:23,340 My girlfriend trapped in like the bedrooms 1215 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,340 To try to bang her? 1216 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,340 Barking in the hallway, you know 1217 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,340 Real fucking mean 1218 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:29,340 Yeah 1219 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:31,340 So I had to fucking be noble 1220 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,340 And step up and shit 1221 00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:34,340 And I didn't want to get bit by this motherfucker either 1222 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:35,340 But I had to pretend 1223 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:37,340 You had to stick your finger in the tass 1224 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:39,340 She wanted to be a good guy 1225 00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:40,340 She wanted to bite none, yeah, sure 1226 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,340 She was 1227 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,340 I went to her house 1228 00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:44,340 And she called me upstairs, right? 1229 00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:47,340 Yeah, there's that fucking dog 1230 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:49,340 Dude, I was not getting up the stairs with it 1231 00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:52,340 I said, ah, I'll just wait down here 1232 00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:54,340 Because that dog was not letting you up the fucker 1233 00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:56,340 Well, you think when people know they have a vicious dog 1234 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,340 Right, they'd be a little more 1235 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,340 You come out upstairs, I'll hold my dog 1236 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:02,340 So he knows that you're not an injurer 1237 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:04,340 I'm gonna have to put my dog outside 1238 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:08,340 I mean, listen, if you have to hold your dog 1239 00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:12,340 Listen to this, I had this girlfriend Marcy for years 1240 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:15,340 And she had this dog Bingo 1241 00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:17,340 And the motherfucker was so vicious 1242 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:18,340 Yes, Bingo was being 1243 00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:20,340 That I never even fucking 1244 00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:23,340 Like, they had to chain the dog 1245 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,340 In the garage before I could come in the house 1246 00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:27,340 It was like a fucking wolf 1247 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:29,340 Oh, well, that's their fault 1248 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,340 It was really a 1249 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,340 Listen, man, when you buy a fucking dog 1250 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:33,340 You know what you're getting 1251 00:48:33,340 --> 00:48:35,340 But you know, they had it for like protection 1252 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,340 Hey, I'm gonna buy a wolf 1253 00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:39,340 They had it for love, the dog loved the family 1254 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:41,340 No, I mean 1255 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:44,340 Well, it was three girls and a mom in a house 1256 00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:46,340 Timmy, when he got the wolf 1257 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,340 Right, it was all girls in a house 1258 00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:50,340 And they just had a vicious dog 1259 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,340 I don't know if it was actually a wolf 1260 00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:54,340 It might have been like a fucking big dog 1261 00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:56,340 And they had to lock it up in the garage 1262 00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:58,340 It was so mean, yeah, they couldn't control it 1263 00:48:58,340 --> 00:48:59,340 Yeah, yeah 1264 00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,340 No, those dogs were meant to protect 1265 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:02,340 And that's what it was for 1266 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:03,340 We're not trained properly, though 1267 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,340 No, and it wasn't 1268 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:05,340 Then he would arise 1269 00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:06,340 It's already a quick check 1270 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,340 This is the chick 1271 00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:10,340 I told you this is the one that stabbed her sister 1272 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:12,340 Remember I was telling you that story? 1273 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,340 They were fighting 1274 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:15,340 They were just bad bitches 1275 00:49:15,340 --> 00:49:17,340 They were fucking 1276 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:20,340 The bitch stabbed her fucking sister in the back 1277 00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,340 Oh, yeah 1278 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,340 The one sister broke her nose, punched her in the face 1279 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,340 Broke her nose and broke her fucking arm 1280 00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:28,340 Broke her arm behind her back 1281 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,340 And she stabbed her 1282 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,340 To get her to stop 1283 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:36,340 She stabbed her with a fucking hair cutting scissor 1284 00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:39,340 Man, I knew rank is a 1285 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:41,340 Hey, Tim, hold her for a minute 1286 00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:43,340 We had some dishwashers stab each other 1287 00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:45,340 Dishwashers 1288 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,340 All those knives, what are you expecting me to do? 1289 00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:51,340 God, of course it's a big fight 1290 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:53,340 Man, that is really racist 1291 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:55,340 Why is this so racist? 1292 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:57,340 Hispanics can't be around knives 1293 00:49:57,340 --> 00:50:00,340 No, they're road knives all the time, they're actual knives 1294 00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:05,340 That's the stabbing of her sister 1295 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:07,340 That's pretty crazy, though 1296 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,340 Imagine stabbing no certain issues 1297 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,340 Imagine taking your brother's arm 1298 00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:15,340 Imagine taking Jason's arm and bending it behind his back 1299 00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:17,340 That's pretty easy, now he's all boned 1300 00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:20,340 I'm just saying 1301 00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:22,340 So brutal to your own brother or sister 1302 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:24,340 Where you're breaking their fucking arm 1303 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,340 That is fucking wrong 1304 00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:28,340 Your name was his birthday 1305 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:30,340 Shout out to Jason 1306 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,340 RIP, Jaybird 1307 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:36,340 I'll let a little tidbit into information 1308 00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:37,340 Not to bring it down really quick 1309 00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:39,340 My brother died at leukemia a couple years ago 1310 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,340 I like Jaybird 1311 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,340 Yeah, that's fine, love Jaybird, next and forth 1312 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:45,340 Jay was good at it 1313 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:47,340 I don't mean miners like coal miners 1314 00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,340 Meanwhile 1315 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,340 We're talking about miners or women 1316 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,340 Yeah, we're talking about a girl 1317 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:54,340 I bet you Jay liked miner women 1318 00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:58,340 Oh man, what the fuck was that dude? 1319 00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:00,340 You can't be smirking the dead 1320 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,340 Yeah 1321 00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:04,340 Why do you mean to be smirking nobody? 1322 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:07,340 You just said it out loud, you're the one who said it 1323 00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:09,340 I don't know if I always be smirking 1324 00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:11,340 I don't know if you just said it 1325 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:13,340 I'm just saying when I say like you girls 1326 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,340 My god, you're taking it a little too far 1327 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:20,340 Oh, I'm taking it too far 1328 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:22,340 You're the one who said it 1329 00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:24,340 You're being disgusting 1330 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:27,340 You're being disgusting 1331 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:30,340 How am I being disgusting, man, fourth? 1332 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:32,340 Is there any more underage girls you want out with? 1333 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,340 No, of course not 1334 00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:40,340 That you know of 1335 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:43,340 Here's what it was like the other day 1336 00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:45,340 One night we go to Navy Pier 1337 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:47,340 She asked us everything, you know what it would mean 1338 00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:50,340 I want cotton candy, I want a balloon 1339 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:52,340 I want a T-shirt 1340 00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,340 And I got my hand full 1341 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:55,340 She goes, it's lemon fucking chill 1342 00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:57,340 And I'm holding on to this lemon chill 1343 00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:59,340 I'm gonna sit and say 40 1344 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:00,340 40 and I'll over you 1345 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,340 Yeah, it's 40 degrees outside too 1346 00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:06,340 I'm freezing, holding on to this shit, man 1347 00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,340 And? 1348 00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:09,340 I put her all down, I said, look 1349 00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,340 You gotta take some of this shit, I cannot carry you 1350 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:12,340 And you went home and banged her 1351 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:15,340 No, no wonderful banged her 1352 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,340 In the ass, allegedly 1353 00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:21,340 We were just joking, we were totally joking 1354 00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:22,340 The other whole 1355 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,340 No, I never banged her, man 1356 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,340 Her peanut head just totally turned me off 1357 00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,340 Man, that's great 1358 00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:29,340 I don't know if that should be the episode named 1359 00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:32,340 What, she's not gonna get her food times and shit 1360 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:33,340 Like she'd pass out here 1361 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:35,340 She'd pass out here 1362 00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:37,340 But, whatever, Jay, I think of course 1363 00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:39,340 But that peanut head was something else 1364 00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:40,340 She had a peanut head 1365 00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:43,340 Dude, how could you not get past the peanut head, dude 1366 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:45,340 It was totally peanut, dude 1367 00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:47,340 Larry, what did she look like, was she okay? 1368 00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:49,340 Yeah, dude, she, her mind 1369 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,340 And he couldn't get past the peanut head 1370 00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:53,340 This guy's a fucking new guy 1371 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,340 Well, he was used to my girlfriend who was like a supermodel 1372 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,340 Oh yeah 1373 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,340 But a bitch 1374 00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:59,340 Oh, a real bitch 1375 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:01,340 Okay, I don't know why you're gonna say that 1376 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,340 Caniving, bitch, really 1377 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,340 Yeah, she was like 1378 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:06,340 Everybody's up slow, everybody is caniving 1379 00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:08,340 And everybody is playing 1380 00:53:08,340 --> 00:53:10,340 She would do shit against Mark on purpose 1381 00:53:10,340 --> 00:53:11,340 Well, good, I love her, man 1382 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:13,340 I wanna get her on the pod 1383 00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:16,340 She was such a loudmouth bitch that 1384 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:19,340 When she moved out, I'd go, hey, Amber 1385 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:21,340 All the neighbors got together, I don't care if she hears this 1386 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:23,340 Neither fuck her 1387 00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,340 I said, all the neighbors got together 1388 00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,340 When they found out you moved out 1389 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,340 You have to be so violent 1390 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:31,340 You just be like, I don't care if she listened to it 1391 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,340 Okay, whatever 1392 00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:34,340 So now it's not nice if I say fuck her 1393 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:37,340 Listen, it's 420, I don't want that vibe around here 1394 00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:39,340 Alright, she's damn it 1395 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,340 So anyways, I told her, yeah, you know 1396 00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,340 The neighbors got together when they found out 1397 00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:46,340 You moved out and they had a block party 1398 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:49,340 And she got all sad and was like, really? 1399 00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,340 I couldn't fucking say, yeah, I had to say no 1400 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,340 I'm only kidding 1401 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:55,340 I almost started crying 1402 00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:57,340 My lord 1403 00:53:57,340 --> 00:54:00,340 But, I mean, listen, tricking bitches 1404 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,340 If you wanna talk about girls 1405 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,340 Trick bitch, it can be called 1406 00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:06,340 Well, did she cheat on you? 1407 00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:08,340 No, she was a trick bitch though 1408 00:54:08,340 --> 00:54:10,340 Oh, yeah, she was a trick, alright 1409 00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:12,340 Now, Antford's coming from a guy over here 1410 00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:16,340 Who talked about, he's got one girl that committed suicide 1411 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,340 And the other ones, Jesus Christ 1412 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,340 I probably didn't even mention it 1413 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:24,340 No, none of my girlfriends committed suicide because of me 1414 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:26,340 No, she didn't do it because of Antford 1415 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:27,340 We all know that 1416 00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:29,340 Lori would have put something in Tracy's house by now 1417 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,340 I'm sure she has 1418 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:32,340 Yeah, one day I come over to Mark's where kids were like 1419 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:36,340 Still teenagers and he had an apartment, you know 1420 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:40,340 And I see his girlfriend crying in the hallway 1421 00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:43,340 Starved naked, not a fucking stitch of clothes on 1422 00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:45,340 In the corner 1423 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:47,340 And I walk in and I'm like, dude, what's going on? 1424 00:54:47,340 --> 00:54:49,340 He's like, oh, nothing, let's get high 1425 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:51,340 Dude, what about her outside? 1426 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:52,340 Oh, yeah, I got in a fight with her 1427 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:54,340 And I'm like, so you fucking 1428 00:54:54,340 --> 00:54:55,340 Wait a second, dude 1429 00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,340 Wait a second, dude 1430 00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,340 Naked 1431 00:54:57,340 --> 00:54:59,340 No, I had thrown out naked 1432 00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:01,340 I had thrown out this, she's out there naked 1433 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,340 What do you mean you don't know your girlfriend's outside the house naked? 1434 00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:05,340 You smashed your bong and shit 1435 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:07,340 I mean, dude, you don't know that 1436 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,340 That's the bong and shit, but I don't know 1437 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:10,340 Big deal 1438 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:11,340 She got out there naked, I thought she was 1439 00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:12,340 What do you mean you don't know? 1440 00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:15,340 She went out the front door, you were in the same apartment 1441 00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:16,340 Yeah 1442 00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:17,340 I don't know 1443 00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,340 She went out the front door in this apartment 1444 00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:21,340 No, she was in the hallway 1445 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:22,340 She was outside the hallway 1446 00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:25,340 She was in the apartment, hallway left naked 1447 00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:27,340 Outside of the apartment 1448 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:29,340 She was in the hallway 1449 00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:32,340 Span the kids looking at her like, look at that nice looking white lady 1450 00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:34,340 Oh, Jesus, come on, Larry, you're a fan of this man 1451 00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:37,340 I had no idea she was out there, I would never put her out there 1452 00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:40,340 And she's crying and I'm like, Lori, what's going on? 1453 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:43,340 Put your fucking clothes on, what the fuck, man 1454 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,340 Why, did you do that to someone else? 1455 00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:47,340 No, of course not 1456 00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,340 It was Lori 1457 00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:50,340 Dude, I don't, I don't 1458 00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:52,340 You don't remember, that's okay, I enforce 1459 00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:54,340 You didn't black out rage 1460 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:57,340 Listen, someone will struggle with different things 1461 00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:59,340 No, I didn't even drink, I didn't black out rage 1462 00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:02,340 I sure there wasn't one of my black out friends 1463 00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:04,340 Who are you talking about? 1464 00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:05,340 You 1465 00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:07,340 I didn't do that 1466 00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:10,340 I don't know, I don't remember this incident 1467 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:12,340 What do you mean you don't remember this incident? 1468 00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:15,340 He doesn't remember, he put it out of his mind 1469 00:56:15,340 --> 00:56:16,340 I really don't 1470 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,340 Lori was pretty, man 1471 00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:20,340 She was pretty, she was pretty 1472 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:24,340 Listen, a pretty ass chick will bring you to the depths of hell 1473 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,340 There is nothing worse than a dope sick bitch 1474 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,340 Oh, dude, that is a thing 1475 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:31,340 Nothing worse, and I hate to be vulgar like that 1476 00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:33,340 It's not right in front of me, I mean 1477 00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:35,340 Needles is talking from experience 1478 00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:38,340 She went off with the doctor, that's how hot she was 1479 00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:40,340 Yeah, cause she can get prescriptions 1480 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:42,340 What the fuck dude? 1481 00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:44,340 If you go to the source 1482 00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:46,340 They would do a coke again 1483 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:48,340 Yeah, you get medical coke now 1484 00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:50,340 At the Kyropraitor College in Lombard 1485 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:54,340 Fucking hand force, just on a roll, eh? 1486 00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:56,340 She had a car in everybody else from the college 1487 00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:58,340 It was awesome, but of course, what do you expect? 1488 00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:00,340 She runs off with the doctor, man 1489 00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:03,340 Well, yeah, cause the fucking doctor can give her what he wants 1490 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:04,340 Alright 1491 00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:09,340 That sounds like a good place to end it, man 1492 00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:12,340 Thank you for tuning in to the Larry and Neal Show 1493 00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,340 Man, we're gonna do another episode 1494 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:16,340 Definitely with Danforth 1495 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:19,340 I think we need to fucking do some editing 1496 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:22,340 Alright, that's fine, thank you guys for listening, man 1497 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:23,340 I'm Larry 1498 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,340 I'm... 1499 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:28,340 I got him, man, I know 1500 00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,340 I'm Larry 1501 00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:31,340 I get you, man, I love you 1502 00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:32,340 I love you, Danforth 1503 00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:35,340 Yeah, we wanna thank Mark, man, he's a great guest 1504 00:57:35,340 --> 00:57:36,340 And he really wasn't 1505 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,340 He's our best guest, man 1506 00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:41,340 He really didn't take underage girls over Stainline 1507 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:43,340 They were already there 1508 00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:45,340 That was awesome 1509 00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,340 That was just... 1510 00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:47,340 A shamakari 1511 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,340 They were already across the line 1512 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,340 He just met him over across the street 1513 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,340 She was, she was right there 1514 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,340 They were waiting for him right on the line 1515 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,340 It looked like he was like, seriously, look here 1516 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340 Just played with boys with all those girls 1517 00:57:57,340 --> 00:58:00,340 Aw, man, I thought this was just character, like that 1518 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,340 I'm kidding, man 1519 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,340 Fuck you, Larry 1520 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,340 Alright, how was that? 1521 00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:04,340 Thank you 1522 00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:05,340 One night we went to... 1523 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,340 You know what they had one night? 1524 00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:10,340 We wanna do something fun, maybe they'll inledge, you know 1525 00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:12,340 So we ask around and this guy tells us 1526 00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:15,340 They got this place, this is bar they have boxing night 1527 00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:16,340 Shut it, Larry 1528 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:18,340 And you go in there and you can sign it up and box 1529 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,340 Who you wanna fight 1530 00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:21,340 You and your friend wanna fight 1531 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340 Tonight they had the bus boy 1532 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:24,340 Who was fighting one of the bartenders 1533 00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:26,340 Jesus, man, that sounds like a real... 1534 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:36,340 Larry & David Show