1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Larry and Needles. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Larry and Needles. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Larry and Needles. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Larry and Needles. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Larry and Needles. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Alright, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I'm Larry. 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I'm Neal. 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 And today is a very special... 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 We're doing this as a test right now. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 To see how it sounds. Now stop it and play it. 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Oh no man, I can see the levels are working right there. 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Oh shit, you're gonna load it? 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Yeah, we're gonna load this right in the machine. 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 This will be the fucking podcast. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Alright, cool. 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 We're... 19 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Needles. 20 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Yeah, that's Needles. 21 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 I'll give you a coating right here. 22 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yeah, the plastic doll. 23 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 It's a plastic coating. 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 It should be metal, man. 25 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 We're the kids at... 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I'm on my way. 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 We're good, man. 28 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Mike and Joey jumped in the car. 29 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Yeah, we're gonna go with Mary. 30 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I'll be there in about 15 minutes. I'll just be. 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Okay, bye. 32 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Alright, so we're in the car with Mary right now. 33 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I'm going, Mary. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Okay. 35 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Thanks for driving. 36 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I know we always talk about Mary's driving, 37 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 and so we decided she has her... 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 She's in the left lane. 39 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Yeah. 40 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Completely in the left lane. 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 And we're not in England. 42 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 And doesn't ever see Belle done. 43 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 She's putting her seatbelt on. 44 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Thanks, man. 45 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 And we often make fun of Mary's driving, 46 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 so we thought it would be good to do an episode from... 47 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 From the car. 48 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 If we die, then you guys are lucky. 49 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Hopefully, no shirt nicks. 50 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Please take this card and download it to our website. 51 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Yes. 52 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 And take the little prano practicing and guitar 53 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 noodlings on this recording. 54 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 What was that mean? 55 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 And riffs and shit. 56 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Yeah, and... 57 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 You just can't even riffs. 58 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Well, no, I'm talking about other things that are on this card, 59 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 on this recorder. 60 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 The drum piece ain't gonna sound crazy. 61 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Release the unloading masterpiece. 62 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 This really isn't cool for Mary. 63 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 No, it's cool. 64 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 There's a cat on a leash. 65 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Oh, my God. 66 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 It's a cat on a leash. 67 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 No, it's a dog. 68 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Oh, no, it looks like... 69 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 What's the hurry? 70 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Stop it. 71 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 No, it's a tree. 72 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Mary just stopped in the middle of the street. 73 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Just looked when she saw it was a cat on a leash. 74 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Slow down for pedestrians. 75 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Huh? 76 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 The sign said, slow down for pedestrians. 77 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 You stopped right in the middle. 78 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And that's on school days. 79 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:41,000 So, Mary just thought that that chihuahua was a cat on a leash. 80 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Yeah. 81 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Okay. 82 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Oh, my God. 83 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 One for one. 84 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Here's a nice family up here, a mother pushing a buggy, and then another... 85 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 And the thing is, we're... 86 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 A little older kid. 87 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 They have also another cat on a leash, but don't run over these people. 88 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I think it's a Pomeranian. 89 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 But they don't have sidewalks here, so it's unincorporated. 90 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 So, let me tell you, these people are very lucky that Mary is driving the other way. 91 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What did you just say? 92 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Jesus. 93 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 There's no sidewalks here, so if you walk... 94 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Now, this is a little unincorporated area. 95 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 It's not just like death trap. 96 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 You got to later leave. 97 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Yeah. 98 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 We'll just spark one. 99 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 All right. 100 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 We're going to share... 101 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 What are you doing? 102 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Go ahead. 103 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Go ahead. 104 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I'm fine. 105 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah. 106 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 How was dinner? 107 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Good. 108 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah? 109 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 My wife went out with one of her friends. 110 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Is this not... 111 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Did Andrea move? 112 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Is that one of her kids there? 113 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Or is that some new people there? 114 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Yeah. 115 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Why are you asking me? 116 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I'm asking my wife. 117 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 My shoes are... 118 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Oh. 119 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 So, anyways, normally me and needles have our... 120 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 So, the speed limit goes up to about 40 to 45 years. 121 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Yeah. 122 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 So, we got to watch. 123 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,880 But normally me and needles have our own joint, but since we're sitting in the backseat 124 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,880 of a car together... 125 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,000 Actually, we have our own joint, but we should probably smoke one. 126 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Yeah. 127 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Because we're driving. 128 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Because I trust you, here we go. 129 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:10,000 So, now, we're right by a very, very nice golf club, which is pretty cool. 130 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Do you see what they did? 131 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Look at the... 132 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Toro all the fences down. 133 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 It's fucking amazing in there. 134 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 It looks beautiful, man. 135 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Golf is pretty cool. 136 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I like it better than baseball. 137 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I never fucking played golf. 138 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Baseball makes me sleep, but now they take on that new pitch. 139 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 But golf keeps you awake? 140 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Well, I think there's more skill to it. 141 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I like one-man sports, you know what I mean? 142 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Just like you. 143 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Yeah, okay. 144 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Wrestling with one dude. 145 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah. 146 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Probably should probably go down. 147 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 No, we can't though. 148 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's going to the wind. 149 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah, well, we're very... 150 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 It's not my sport, really, but look at the greens though, man. 151 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Look at them, particularly, see what they think. 152 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 It's amazing, man. 153 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 It's very nice out. 154 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Mary, how fast is she going? 155 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 It feels like we're going 20. 156 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah, we're going... 157 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 No, she's going the speed limit, actually. 158 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 35? 159 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Yeah. 160 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Well, we're the only person... 161 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 We're doing good. 162 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I think the cops are behind us working pretty good. 163 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Usually... 164 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 This is where our fucking Kiki was talking about. 165 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 He rolled over over there. 166 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 You know what, when we were kids, this street used to be a lot curvier and a lot hillier, 167 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 and they actually straightened it out a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, 168 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 because every year at the end of the school year, a couple of kids would get fucking killed 169 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 on the street, so happy to be done with school. 170 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 It's very windy, and at night, it's fucking dangerous. 171 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Well, especially if you're all fucked up as a kid. 172 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Like I said... 173 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Which we were. 174 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Kiki came on, and he... 175 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 This is where he crashed over here. 176 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 This is... 177 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Feels like we're going very slow. 178 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Yeah, I know. 179 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It's okay. 180 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Is it just me or is it you? 181 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 No, she's doing what she's gotta do. 182 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I just said what it just feels like. 183 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Yeah, that's her... 184 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I like that, though. 185 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 You don't like that? 186 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Hey, you wanna go in there and show Mike this shit? 187 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 So Mary just pointed to the right, and then her left hand almost steered us in that... 188 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 In there is the... 189 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Scottish right. 190 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 The Satanic church, yeah. 191 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that part. 192 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 We're gonna go in there. 193 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 And do what? 194 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 We're gonna check it out. 195 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 She bring a goat in there and see what they do. 196 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Well, they probably fuck it. 197 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Really? 198 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Yeah, and then eat it. 199 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Is that what Satanists do? 200 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah, don't they? 201 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I thought they... 202 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Well, they sacrificed. 203 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,000 B-seality, a little B-seality, a little sacrifice, all that shit. 204 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 What are you, an approving band? 205 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 That's what it sounds like. 206 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 It's what they do. 207 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Who does? 208 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 They. 209 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 The fucking... 210 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 You see, my lottery tickets. 211 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Oh. 212 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Like a million? 213 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Huh? 214 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Twenty and a Powerball is 250 million. 215 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 250 million Powerball. 216 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Wait, Mary, what would you do if you won the lottery? 217 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Nothing. 218 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 She would do nothing. 219 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I hope you'd give me some. 220 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Fuck that, man. 221 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I could go to the die. 222 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 She buy me a car, maybe... 223 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh, no, that's always easy. 224 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 You on four wheel. 225 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 You're bad enough on two. 226 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Oh, Mary. 227 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 And you start turning tricks. 228 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Hey, Mary, would you buy me a... 229 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You'd probably buy me a Harley, right? 230 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Yeah. 231 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 If you won the lottery. 232 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Yeah. 233 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 You can't do right with a scooter. 234 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 The two-dane screw, she says. 235 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah. 236 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I can ride the scooter, man. 237 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 You can't? 238 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 We do a big barely. 239 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Dude, I even wiped out in years, man. 240 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 But when I did, it was... 241 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 But when I did, man, it was bad. 242 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah. 243 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Hey, were you at the window down? 244 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah. 245 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Why? 246 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Oh, yeah, that's true, because of Mary. 247 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Oh, yeah. 248 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Just for a crack for a second. 249 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Okay. 250 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 So, man, it's really nice out tonight. 251 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Right now, it's... 252 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I don't know what the degrees are. 253 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:43,000 It's in the 60s, 60-ish range, 64, 62 degrees or something. 254 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Currently, Mary is driving Larry and Needle. 255 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And she's doing a good job, too. 256 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 We're getting on a highway now. 257 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Oh, yeah, we're definitely... 258 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 This is where shit is gonna get crazy. 259 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Yeah. 260 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 You know, the extreme truck on Wolf Siding, he's on his phone. 261 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Yeah, yeah. 262 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Give you the number, 800-303-WOLF. 263 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Yeah, yeah. 264 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Call him up and tell him he's on the phone. 265 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah, yeah. 266 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Complain about that guy. 267 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 And now we have entered the on-ramp to the highway. 268 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 God save our souls. 269 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Here we go. 270 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 SOS, save our souls. 271 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yeah. 272 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 What's that? 273 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You're acting like you've never driven on a highway. 274 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Okay. 275 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah, but it's not that you've never driven on a highway. 276 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 It's how you drive on a highway. 277 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,000 We never podcasted on the highway. 278 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 No, no, she's gonna merge in a minute. 279 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 She's gonna merge into another car in a minute. 280 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 No, don't say that. 281 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 No, I'm kidding, man. 282 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 No, you don't kid about shit like that, man. 283 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Yeah, you do. 284 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 No. 285 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 That's the funny shit. 286 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 That's not the funny shit. 287 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 The stuff that could happen and kill you. 288 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 No, that's not the funny stuff. 289 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 You know, tapping nuts, titty... 290 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh, titty twizzle. 291 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,000 The funny thing is, hey, Mary, you ever notice how the logo on that car looks like a fucking 292 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 owl? 293 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Don't you see that? 294 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah, the Mazda. 295 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Looks like an owl, doesn't it? 296 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I think it more looks more like a bat. 297 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Right? 298 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I don't know. 299 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 To me, it looks more like an owl. 300 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 So we're doing pretty good. 301 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 We're in the middle lane right now on the highway. 302 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Mary's got it under control. 303 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Yeah. 304 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Nobody sends her a cat meme or she doesn't need to find her phone. 305 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Yeah. 306 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 When she gets texted, we're all doomed. 307 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Can I get a cigarette at my place? 308 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Yeah, yeah. 309 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Now she has needles for a cigarette. 310 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 So I'll give Mary a heater because she is my lawyer and she advises me to do it. 311 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 There he doesn't like it, but... 312 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Yeah, it's a nasty fucking habit. 313 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah, just like having you around. 314 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Stupid. 315 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Here's Wolf siding again. 316 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Is this motherfucker still on his phone? 317 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 He does soffit siding. 318 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Fiasca. 319 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I couldn't read it. 320 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Fiasca. 321 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Fiascos. 322 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 He does fiascos. 323 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Fiasca, dude. 324 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Fucking hilarious. 325 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Fiasca. 326 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Fiasca is your dumb ass. 327 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:09,000 It's not even the least day-go thing ever. 328 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Fuck yourself. 329 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Fiasca. 330 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Hey man, I don't fucking put in fiasca all day. 331 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I don't even know what they are. 332 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 What is it? 333 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 None of your business. 334 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Fuck you because you don't know either. 335 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 No, I do. 336 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 They fucking... when they build a soffit. 337 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Oh, okay. 338 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 What's a soffit? 339 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 A soffit is when you build out the wall. 340 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 You re-enact like the other wall and you build out the cabinets on the floor. 341 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Holy shit. 342 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 What? 343 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 He actually explained what a soffit is. 344 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 What's the fiasca? 345 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 You know what's fiasca, Mary? 346 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 All I'm gonna fiasca her. 347 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I put a little XD on her mouth. 348 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah. 349 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Where we getting the... oh, here we go. 350 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Alright, so we're getting off the highway right now. 351 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Mary's doing very well. 352 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Oh my god. 353 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 There's not a lot of traffic. 354 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 It's seven o'clock. 355 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Yeah, it's really an easy time to be driving. 356 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh. 357 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Hey Mary, do you think you can pull the window down when you're ripping the heaters? 358 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Dude, it's like you're gonna get a lot of heaters. 359 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Mary, do you think you can pull the window down when you're ripping the heaters? 360 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Dude, it's like you and I, it's like remind me of beating in the back seat with fucking 361 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 the heater. 362 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Grandma? 363 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Grandma, have the window rolled down a fucking quarter of an inch just ripping heaters, man. 364 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 You guys are being the chokin'. 365 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 And the back seat with a fucking cream Cadillac, Coupe de Ville. 366 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Being the shit out of each other? 367 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Being the shit out of each other. 368 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And she would just be ripping heaters, man. 369 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 And she drank. 370 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Nice. 371 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 While she was driving. 372 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I don't remember that. 373 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Look at this tow truck, man. 374 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 That's a bad motherfucker. 375 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 He's towing a box truck. 376 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Well, that's, yeah, that's a big, big box truck. 377 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 That thing is like... 378 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 No short towing. 379 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Eh, man. 380 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Shut up. 381 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 No short towing. 382 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Towing. 383 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 That motherfucker will towing. 384 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And I worked for a tow company, man. 385 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 I had to do some shit on the highway once. 386 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah. 387 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Because we worked, when I live in California I worked for a tow company. 388 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Uh-huh. 389 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 And... 390 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 How could a junkie like you work at a towing company at that time? 391 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I just told you I had a job for a towing company, so somehow I needed a... 392 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 What the hell did you do? 393 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I just shot dope and worked for a towing company. 394 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Yeah, but did you have a license and shit? 395 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Yes, man. 396 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I had to show them my license. 397 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 You just don't go work for a tow company. 398 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I don't know. 399 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 They gave a license and you're like, no. 400 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 They're like, all right, cool. 401 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Here's a job. 402 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I don't know. 403 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Frenchy worked at the place for years with no license. 404 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Well, that's how Frenchy gets there. 405 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Working on cars and shit. 406 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Moving cars around. 407 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Well, I mean, that's a little bit different. 408 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I had to drive a tow truck. 409 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 They had to check my record. 410 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Man. 411 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 You know what I mean? 412 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Man. 413 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 And Mary's not looking at the road in the middle of the road right now. 414 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 It seems like a very serious... 415 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Not that she's fucking with her phone. 416 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 And Mary just realized it. 417 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,000 She's going to text right now, just completely against the law. 418 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 And as her client, I do not recommend that. 419 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 All right. 420 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 She put down the phone and signed it against the taxi. 421 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Put this one. 422 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Man, am I fucked up? 423 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 If you're... 424 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Mary's fucking... 425 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 The thing is, Mary took three of them. 426 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Three capsules and she's driving perfectly. 427 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Well, maybe not perfectly, but pretty damn good. 428 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 It says no left turn here, but she's going to make one right now. 429 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh my God. 430 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Holy fuck, Mary. 431 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Holy shit. 432 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 It really does say no. 433 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Oh my God. 434 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 It says no left turn here. 435 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 And she's really... 436 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Holy shit. 437 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Look at this. 438 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Oh my God. 439 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Okay, folks. 440 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 They literally said no left turn and a huge side. 441 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And Mary said, I know. 442 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,880 Left turn in a huge site and Mary said I know 443 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,320 And we don't know 444 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Here you go 445 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:28,320 Hey, we're making a podcast clear I got this little portable 446 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,720 I'm not very interesting you wouldn't want me my son's got a lot of he can give you a lot of good shit 447 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,360 Okay, I thought he's probably high right now 448 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,120 See you're already interesting. Yeah, that's what I talk about my life 449 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,160 Yeah 450 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,160 I 451 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,560 Mean to go in and look in the look at a cat here 452 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:11,120 Put that here you want to take this joint? Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna go look at the cat in the house 453 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,480 This is really wild going on a field trip like this 454 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:25,320 Okay, so um this I did meet Philipp, it's something like this 455 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,920 You know 456 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,420 Joe habtino 457 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,460 What 458 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,460 What 459 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,460 We're nears ago 460 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,480 You know 461 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,080 Hours 462 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,120 He had a hair, he said this big puffy tail 463 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,160 and he gets said. 464 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,600 Oh, he had knots? 465 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,440 Oh, he's scared. 466 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,680 So they shaved him down and made him. 467 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,400 Oh my God, is he cute. 468 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,600 Isn't he a dork? 469 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,440 Yeah. 470 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,280 He's a little scared. 471 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,000 He just got low and ran into the couch. 472 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,640 He's like, well, man, what's going on? 473 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,640 I want to do your part. 474 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,080 He is fucking cute. 475 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,080 Isn't he? 476 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:07,920 But he's scared. 477 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,760 Yeah, he's cute. 478 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,760 He's scared of his own shadow. 479 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,880 Let's get used to the house again. 480 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,720 Sure, sure. 481 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,240 Yeah, I need to back him up. 482 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,240 Oh my God. 483 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,800 His tail, I hope his tail comes back in. 484 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,560 It will. 485 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,080 The cut, isn't it? 486 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,480 He is cute, man. 487 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,120 Is he still a little cute? 488 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,280 I just met a cute little white cat. 489 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,120 He's like a dog. 490 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,160 What kind of cat was he? 491 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:30,660 Persian? 492 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,280 He's Persian and Siamese. 493 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,560 Persian and Siamese? 494 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,080 But he's like a dog. 495 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,560 Like, he follows me around, eats all day long. 496 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,060 Nice. 497 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,160 I just came out from the fridge. 498 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,400 His ass is right next to my wife's. 499 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,040 Wow. 500 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,040 That means I'm eating all day, too. 501 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:43,880 Me and the cat. 502 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,560 Well? 503 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,680 Raise that as we're going home. 504 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,840 We want to see you sometime. 505 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,680 We have to get together after my surgery. 506 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,880 All right. 507 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,040 That's really fucking crazy. 508 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,680 I know. 509 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,680 What the fuck, man? 510 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,360 I know. 511 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,240 You know what? 512 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,160 I don't, I found it because of my headaches. 513 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,480 But they say it has nothing to do with my headaches. 514 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,160 But I do feel like I can tell now. 515 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,760 Like once you know it's there, then I like all these weird shit. 516 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,600 Do you think it's something to do with the shot? 517 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,840 I mean, they think I've had it for a long time. 518 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,640 I've probably had it for about 10 years. 519 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,000 You think they're lying to you? 520 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,840 Who knows? 521 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,760 And that's why the MRI time, just hoping, like, I keep praying 522 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,880 I'll get a phone call. 523 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,680 Oh, guess what? 524 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,280 We're wrong. 525 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,200 Oh, god. 526 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,000 Wouldn't that be nice? 527 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,400 We don't have to cut your head open. 528 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400 You're OK. 529 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:27,960 Fuck, man. 530 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,800 There's a little tiny bird in this tree. 531 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,440 It's so cute. 532 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,800 We have them all over our house, these little birds. 533 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,080 Did I take my phone in? 534 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,760 Because knowing me, I'm a space cadet. 535 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,840 Did I? 536 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,480 Yeah, you did. 537 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,040 You took it in? 538 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,280 Did I? 539 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,040 I think you took it in. 540 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,120 I'm going to call it? 541 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,680 I don't. I'll find it. 542 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,880 No, she took it in and I watched it take it in. 543 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,440 I swear to god. 544 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,200 I swear to god. 545 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,040 But yeah, after all that, we'll get together. 546 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:48,640 Yes. 547 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,200 We'll go on a little bit. 548 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:50,600 Cool. 549 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600 A little weekend away. 550 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,000 OK. 551 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,360 I'll need to do that. 552 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080 I can't believe you two are sitting in the back. 553 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,040 I've been practicing the piano a lot, you know. 554 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,720 Every time I call him, I hear he beep, beep, beep. 555 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,400 That goes, all he does. 556 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,880 I wish I had that mind. 557 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,120 You just want to listen to music. 558 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,120 We have a beautiful mind, like that movie, 559 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,760 with the guy at the math. 560 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,080 He does all the math problems. 561 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,720 He's got the beautiful mind on music. 562 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,360 OK. 563 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,680 He's the math guy. 564 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,280 Ramanu- Ramanu-sion? 565 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,280 No. 566 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,960 The fucking, what's his nuts played on? 567 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,560 Matt David? 568 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,160 No. 569 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,880 No, you know the Indian guy Ramanu-sion? 570 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,760 Yeah, but no. 571 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,160 I'm talking about. 572 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,640 It's not him. 573 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,440 Jared Butler? 574 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,240 Jared Boe. 575 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,400 What was that little actor? 576 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,840 You know what I'm talking about? 577 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,280 Yeah, beautiful mind. 578 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,960 Russell Crowe. 579 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:33,440 That's it. 580 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,240 Russell Crowe played beautiful mind. 581 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,400 No. 582 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,320 This was another one where the guy was the janitor, 583 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,160 like, Harper. 584 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:39,840 Oh, Matt Damon. 585 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,360 Yeah. 586 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,600 Yeah. 587 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,280 Now, fucking, how are these apples? 588 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,160 Or how do you like them apples, or whatever you say? 589 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:46,760 Nice. 590 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,760 No, that's not what he was aligned in the movie. 591 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,800 When he met the girls and got their number. 592 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,160 But that's who you remind me of. 593 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:53,640 Nice. 594 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,200 Beautiful mind and music. 595 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,680 Genius, in other words. 596 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,240 Yeah, kissing dudes all day long. 597 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:58,760 So that's it. 598 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,440 You guys heard Claire, you guys out in computer land. 599 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,480 She just said Larry is a fucking genius. 600 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,840 Yeah. 601 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,280 She barely knows him. 602 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,720 Let me tell you. 603 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,520 Oh, OK. 604 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,120 Yeah. 605 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,280 Breaking and entering. 606 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,280 Listen to breaking and entering, too. 607 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:14,640 Yeah. 608 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,800 Well, he needs to promote us, then, 609 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,480 if we're going to get him. 610 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,760 He's got to promote the Larry and Needle show. 611 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,240 He's got to. 612 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,080 How many listeners? 613 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,160 I can't, there are a lot. 614 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,240 You know how many we have? 615 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,280 How many? 616 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,160 High five. 617 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,520 He's got, I think he just broke like 1,000 or so. 618 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,920 Holy fuck. 619 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,160 He's been doing it for about three years. 620 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,840 Yeah, we just started last week. 621 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,240 We need to do it right now. 622 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,120 No, no. 623 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,480 This is Mary Mike Killis in the car episode. 624 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,480 Yeah. 625 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,040 She's driving. 626 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,360 Her driving is horrible. 627 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,160 You know what you got to do? 628 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,040 Like, what's that other guy? 629 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,280 My name is, now you know I got a brain tumor. 630 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,000 That guy who's funny in the car when he interviews. 631 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,880 Jerry Seinfeld? 632 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,720 No. 633 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,360 The other guy, Kiroki. 634 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,040 Oh, Kiroki. 635 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,040 Kiroki. 636 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,760 Kiroki. 637 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,760 Yeah. 638 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760 Yeah, yeah. 639 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,560 The guy that called everyone out for being fucking petafied. 640 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,760 The British guy. 641 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,320 The British guy. 642 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,440 The guy who said you're all a bunch of fucking petafied. 643 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,080 James Corbin. 644 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:07,880 Fucking. 645 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,880 Late night show. 646 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Yeah. 647 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,880 The chubby British dude. 648 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,080 The guy who drives around with like. 649 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,240 He's got one down here. 650 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:13,920 Yeah, yeah. 651 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920 Seeing together. 652 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,400 Yeah. 653 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,600 It's a merry old happy guys around here. 654 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,600 You're fine. 655 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,720 That's what we're doing right now? 656 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,920 There's two more kitties over here in the window. 657 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,760 I'm going to pull up. 658 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,280 There's two more kitties here. 659 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,880 What are you doing? 660 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,800 Mary will drive the car to the cat. 661 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,960 So Scott's for bitching and stopping. 662 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,160 You're going to walk. 663 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:33,280 She drove three foot to look at these cats instead of walking. 664 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,760 She took a left here. 665 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,600 Yeah, she did. 666 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,160 Mary does. 667 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,920 Oh my god. 668 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,360 So for all our listeners, Mary just pulled up three foot 669 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,720 in the car just to look at two kittens instead of walking. 670 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,600 Sometimes we do. 671 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,080 But they tell Philip I pulled over one time. 672 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,520 I know guys. 673 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,400 We were smoking a giant joint and she fucking did it. 674 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,760 And I'm like, what are you doing? 675 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,640 I'll pull you over. 676 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,800 OK. 677 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,480 OK, she says. 678 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,000 OK, she doesn't give a fuck. 679 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,760 I didn't care. 680 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,280 I wish I had you personally. 681 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,880 Yeah, but not her driving skills. 682 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880 Thank God. 683 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880 Oh. 684 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,320 Well, that's how I might know. 685 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,440 We're safe, though. 686 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,240 We're safe. 687 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,760 You drive better than that, right? 688 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,240 Well, my husband was probably better than that. 689 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:13,640 Yeah. 690 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,760 I think I'm a little better than Mary. 691 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,360 Man, look at that. 692 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,240 She admitted that. 693 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,720 And I mean. 694 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,520 That's just a little. 695 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:18,960 Yeah. 696 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,240 She won't go ahead on. 697 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,400 OK, tomorrow. 698 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,400 She's the best. 699 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,280 I love Mary. 700 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:23,760 Tomorrow, babe. 701 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,920 That's why I married her. 702 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,720 Tomorrow. 703 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,040 I said she's the best. 704 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:28,840 Tomorrow is going on. 705 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,040 You ain't going to have hair around. 706 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,120 Sorry. 707 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,360 We're going to go. 708 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,320 We're going to the open mic tomorrow night. 709 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:35,800 Oh, yeah. 710 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,440 We'll stop by and we'll be back, Mary. 711 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:37,920 OK. 712 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,360 We'll have Laura. 713 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:39,840 OK, babe. 714 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,640 Oh, the Broward House. 715 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,640 Yeah. 716 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,480 All right, so now Mary's backing out. 717 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,280 Let's see. 718 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:44,840 There's no cars. 719 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,560 Oh, oh. 720 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,560 Oh, there is a car. 721 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,080 Yeah, there is a car. 722 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,440 She didn't notice for that time. 723 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,760 Do I see a stop? 724 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,760 Well, that's good. 725 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,280 You know, it's like, oh, go ahead. 726 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,000 There's no car. 727 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 No. 728 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,120 Not both of us. 729 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,160 Mary's hauled with liars. 730 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:00,480 All right. 731 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:00,920 And you know what? 732 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,600 Mary has what? 733 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,320 One, two, three, four, five. 734 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:03,840 Seriously? 735 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:10,120 Seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13 town stickers on her window. 736 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,280 Seriously. 737 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,960 These are all these windows. 738 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:18,880 Instead of one, she has 13 township stickers on her window. 739 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,360 So now we could take a right. 740 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,760 Oh my god. 741 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,080 Holy fuck. 742 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:27,920 She just flew down in front of a whole bunch of cars 743 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,040 and they're speeding fast. 744 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,760 Holy shit. 745 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,760 We're going to die. 746 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760 Because I can't have money. 747 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,760 And it turns into a one-layer road. 748 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,760 Holy shit. 749 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,760 Because it has 20 fast cars. 750 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,760 How far behind is it? 751 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760 That's why it's not. 752 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,760 You're going to die. 753 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,760 This is what? 754 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760 Jesus Christ. 755 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,760 Holy shit. 756 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,760 Where are they? 757 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,760 I know. 758 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,760 They're nowhere near us. 759 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,760 Not anymore. 760 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,760 No. 761 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,760 They're way back there now. 762 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,760 Oh, Mary rolling. 763 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,760 They were pretty close. 764 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,760 They got the car to the car out. 765 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760 It's all I can say. 766 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,760 We need to do rent. 767 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:23,760 Make sure we should get a limo and let Mary drive it with people in the back. 768 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,760 That would be pretty funny. 769 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,760 They would love me. 770 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,760 Here's where you're going to go tomorrow. 771 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,760 They would love me. 772 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,760 Yeah, he's after he's playing tomorrow. 773 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,760 Yeah. 774 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,760 Right there. 775 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760 Look at that. 776 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760 The ironing. 777 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,760 The place is nice. 778 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,760 I like it. 779 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,760 I saw Corey Feldman there, which is pretty funny. 780 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,760 Yeah. 781 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,760 All right, so now we're getting on the highway. 782 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,760 I saw that boy's there too. 783 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,760 All right, the sun is getting ready to set. 784 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,760 Literally grab that in the pussy bar. 785 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760 And now it's holding on. 786 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,760 Holy shit. 787 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,760 Fucking handle. 788 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,760 No, you're a fanook, so the pussy bar. 789 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,760 And then so now we're on the highway. 790 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760 Mary's gaining speed. 791 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,760 I'm going to freak out. 792 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,760 Because we're merging. 793 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,760 Yeah, not yet. 794 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,760 We're going to freak out. 795 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,760 She can't get over the right lane. 796 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760 It's nice and happy. 797 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,760 There's people on the road. 798 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760 All right. 799 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,760 All right, so we have merged in the traffic. 800 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,760 Which is funny. 801 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:34,760 But I got to say, man, for, you know, our car, here's this car, 13 motherfucking billet stickers. 802 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,760 You know what that means? 803 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,760 That car is a fucking faithful ass bitch. 804 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:45,760 And my wife, you pull out in front of cars going 70 miles an hour from a dead fucking stop. 805 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,760 And we'll die. 806 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,760 And punch it and fucking handle it. 807 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,760 This car is the shit. 808 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,760 It's probably rusted the balls underneath the fuel all the time. 809 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,760 Somebody taps it. 810 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760 Oh yeah. 811 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,760 Exactly. 812 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760 The way you just contradict yourself. 813 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,760 But the motor is ready to rock. 814 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760 I don't care about the motor. 815 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,760 I care about the frame. 816 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,760 Well, frame, Schmane. 817 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760 No, the frame is what's the structure of the vehicle. 818 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,760 What are you trying to say? 819 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,760 I'm trying to tell you fucking science. 820 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,760 You think the frame is going to crumble or something? 821 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:21,760 Yeah, after all these years, 13 years with all the salt and corrosion bouncing around. 822 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,760 How many times has this carbon hit or hit by someone? 823 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,760 Oh. 824 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760 Mary, how many times has she been in? 825 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,760 Maybe three. 826 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760 Maybe three. 827 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,760 She said maybe three. 828 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,760 That sounds like five to me. 829 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,760 That's at least 10. 830 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,760 Okay, he went high. 831 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,760 Peter smashed it. 832 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,760 That was the first one. 833 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,760 What was that? 834 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,760 Peter smashed it. 835 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,760 Oh yeah, when he drove it in the ditch. 836 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,760 Peter smashed every fucking... 837 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,760 Well, you shouldn't have let him use your car. 838 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,760 Well, I know. 839 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,760 I understand. 840 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,760 The test for time is the test for measures. 841 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,760 He was begging Mary and I told her not to. 842 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,760 I wouldn't. 843 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,760 I mean, he drove into a ditch. 844 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760 Like a ditch. 845 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,760 Fuck man, yeah. 846 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,760 Like a four foot ditch, right? 847 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:07,760 Yeah, like a concrete four wall thing where the car had to be lifted out by a helicopter 848 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,760 and shit. 849 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,760 I don't even know how... 850 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,760 He couldn't even get out of the car. 851 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,760 I remember saying Mary... 852 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,760 He couldn't open the door and see him and fucking... 853 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,760 Peter, did you see that? 854 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,760 For some reason, Mary just went to the right lane. 855 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,760 I didn't know this was like... 856 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,760 What do you mean, Heather? 857 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,760 Now I do. 858 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760 I thought it was a... 859 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,760 I thought it was a... 860 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,760 I'm afraid. 861 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760 So Peter had escaped to the sucker hole. 862 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,760 Peter was running in the lane. 863 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,760 Running in the lane half way back into the lane. 864 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,760 And then he was like, it's free. 865 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760 Continues? 866 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760 Nah, that's all. 867 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:44,760 He was such a deep hole that he couldn't open the doors. 868 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,760 He had to get out through the sucker hole. 869 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,760 Man, is that the part where you say, hang out at the deep hole? 870 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,760 No, that's where you fucking hang out. 871 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,760 Real snappy, Larry. 872 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,760 And then took king of comebacks over here. 873 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,760 Did you hang out there? 874 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,760 All these nuts in the mud. 875 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,760 You two laugh at yourselves a lot. 876 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,760 I'm not laughing. 877 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,760 You're just ripping on Larry while he's... 878 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,760 So you know we made it off the highway. 879 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,760 Look at that. 880 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,760 Mary, would you drive a limo? 881 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,760 What's it to you and me in a limo? 882 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,760 Mary's our driver. 883 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,760 I think you're doing great, Mary. 884 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,760 This fucking asshole. 885 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,760 It's too big. 886 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,760 I didn't say... 887 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,760 I just said she should be our limo driver. 888 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,760 No, I would not want to be a limo driver. 889 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,760 That'd be amazing. 890 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,760 Well, that's the whole thing of a limo. 891 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,760 It's just giant. 892 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,760 Yeah, it makes no turns with the limo. 893 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,760 Yeah, but people can fuck out your lane. 894 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,760 Mary, you're stopping in the middle of the street. 895 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,760 You're already accustomed to stopping perpendicular. 896 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,760 There's three cars in the middle of the road. 897 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,760 We'll get a huge limo. 898 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,760 With a pool. 899 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,760 No, I wouldn't even ask if this was crazy. 900 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,760 I wouldn't be dead in traffic. 901 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,760 She'll slam on the brakes and then slip out. 902 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,760 Look at the sun setting. 903 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760 It's very pretty. 904 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,760 Yeah, I'm just gonna surround. 905 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,760 You know what this costs from Global War, Mary? 906 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,760 See how it's so orange? 907 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,760 Yeah, but see how it's... 908 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,760 They call that a Nazi summer. 909 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,760 White, brown. 910 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,760 I mean, that might not be the technical term, 911 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,760 but I heard it once or twice. 912 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,760 Global warming is fucking bullshit. 913 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 Is it? 914 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 Yeah. 915 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,760 I mean, I... 916 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,760 Do you hear? 917 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,760 I mean, listen. 918 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,760 You gotta be nuts to fucking blow that bullshit. 919 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,760 We get two seasons here. 920 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,760 You know what I mean? 921 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,760 Well, actually, we get four, but... 922 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,760 Four. 923 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,760 We get four, but two technically. 924 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,760 Yeah, winter and summer. 925 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,760 Damn, dude. 926 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,760 Would you fuck her? 927 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760 Yeah. 928 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,760 She's pretty old, I guess. 929 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,760 Yeah. 930 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,760 She's... Okay, she's ripping heaters. 931 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760 She's ripping heaters like a motherfucker. 932 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,760 She's fucking driving a fucking $90,000 Mercedes. 933 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,760 I mean, her skin was hanging off like her tennis bracelet. 934 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,760 But listen, if she's ripping heaters at that old, 935 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,760 she's probably doing baby blood. 936 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,760 Yeah. 937 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,760 Which, hey, I'll take a hit every once in a while. 938 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,760 That's what makes you survive, right? 939 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,760 Um, I don't know, you know. 940 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,760 We're gonna get it. 941 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,760 Where you gonna get it? 942 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,760 From her. 943 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,760 Oh. 944 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,760 I just told you that. 945 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,760 Look at that. 946 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,760 That's so weird. 947 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:18,760 See how it's like a circle? 948 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,760 Yeah. 949 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,760 Yeah, like the sun. 950 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,760 My wife is pointing out... 951 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,760 It's usually doesn't look like that looks like a planet. 952 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,760 What does? 953 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,760 Yeah. 954 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760 It's... 955 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,760 Where the sun is. 956 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,760 Yeah. 957 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,760 See above the lights? 958 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,760 Yeah. 959 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,760 It's like a round circle. 960 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 961 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,760 That's what's looking to the sun. 962 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,760 That's where the right is. 963 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,760 Yeah, very like another planet up there. 964 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760 Oh, you guys were loony. 965 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,760 I saw it. 966 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760 No. 967 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760 Fuck. 968 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,760 You wanna go and see the temple? 969 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760 Yeah, yeah. 970 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,760 Not into it, but we're gonna go into the park and see. 971 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,760 Just pray before we get there. 972 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760 Yes, it is. 973 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,760 It's not a satanic circle. 974 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,760 Dear Jesus, put a hedge of protection around us. 975 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,760 Look at how big this place is. 976 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,760 Especially me and my wife. 977 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,760 Yeah, they built it up. 978 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,760 And if you need to take someone, take needles. 979 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,760 They built up all the harm to Christ's hour. 980 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760 Please take me to Disneyland. 981 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,760 They built this up to cover my house. 982 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,760 Wait, wait, shut it. 983 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,760 Shut your mouth. 984 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,760 They built this all up and planted these plants to cover it. 985 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,760 Yes. 986 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,760 Well, it's a forest. 987 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,760 No. 988 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,760 Yes. 989 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760 Look around you. 990 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,760 Look around you. 991 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,760 There's Swampland right there, Larry. 992 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,760 Look at that. 993 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,760 There's water. 994 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,760 Yeah, well, look at that. 995 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,760 Look at that right there. 996 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760 That's a building. 997 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760 That's the satanic temple. 998 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760 No, it's not. 999 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760 What do you think it is? 1000 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,760 Dude, the fuck it ain't. 1001 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,760 What do you think they do in there? 1002 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,760 What do you think it is? 1003 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,760 They don't know what it is. 1004 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,760 I mean, I mean, I read the sign. 1005 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,760 And what is the sign? 1006 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,760 I don't want to say it out loud. 1007 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760 Okay. 1008 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,760 It's a Scottish right. 1009 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,760 All right, well, Larry, you'll just do it. 1010 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:39,760 Okay, listen, wait a second. 1011 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,760 Yeah, they grew all this shit here. 1012 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,760 This was not here. 1013 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,760 And? 1014 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,760 Now me and Mary... 1015 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,760 It's kind of blocking your view. 1016 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760 Yes. 1017 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760 That's right. 1018 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760 Look at here. 1019 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,760 We can drive right up to it. 1020 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,760 Oh, but last time we did, remember, Mary, remember when they came running out of the 1021 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760 building? 1022 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,760 First of all, why is no one here? 1023 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760 Right? 1024 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,760 No one's ever here. 1025 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 Why do they have flamingos up? 1026 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,760 One day they had a big, um, flack. 1027 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760 You've been flacked. 1028 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,760 Blooming down. 1029 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760 All right, keep going, man. 1030 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,760 You're getting on camera right now. 1031 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,760 That's okay. 1032 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,760 What are you doing? 1033 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760 We're not okay. 1034 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760 We're not okay. 1035 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,760 They got a stone mason's thing. 1036 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,760 One time we came here and they had a carnival. 1037 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,760 There was a carnival going on in my house. 1038 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,760 Yeah, that's awesome. 1039 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,760 I want to be a carnival. 1040 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,760 You couldn't come, though. 1041 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,760 It was only for little devil children. 1042 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,760 I'm kind of hungry. 1043 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,760 It was only for little devil children. 1044 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760 I don't know what that means. 1045 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,760 You got to elaborate on that one, Larry. 1046 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760 That's what it was, man. 1047 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,760 These people are devil children. 1048 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,760 And this is very eerie, this lot here. 1049 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,760 Yeah, that's where they bury the bodies in there. 1050 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,760 Yeah, but the thing is we used to ride our bikes around here when we were kids. 1051 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,760 Was this always this eerie? 1052 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,760 You know what I mean? 1053 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,760 No. 1054 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760 Well, this used to be, it was all forest. 1055 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,760 This used to be adventure land. 1056 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,760 And then we were, yeah, this was adventure land. 1057 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,760 The adventure land was crazy. 1058 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,760 Man, that's so funny. 1059 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,760 The rides were... 1060 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760 I don't know what that is. 1061 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,760 It's kept up beautifully. 1062 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,760 The rides are the exact... 1063 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760 Yeah, it took church. 1064 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,760 Yeah, it took a year once in a while. 1065 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,760 Yeah. 1066 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,760 I don't know that we need to look that up, though. 1067 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,760 But you know what? 1068 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,760 If you look it up... 1069 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,760 No, watch out, wait a second. 1070 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,760 We're going to merge on the road here. 1071 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,760 It's a Masonic... 1072 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,760 Masonic temple. 1073 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,760 Yeah, they had a... 1074 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,760 It was that shit up, man. 1075 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,760 Supposedly, those are satanic fucking churches. 1076 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,760 That's what they say. 1077 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,760 And what do they do at these satanic churches? 1078 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760 They're worshiping. 1079 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,760 They have rituals. 1080 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,760 Yeah, they do rituals and they worship. 1081 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,760 You know what, man, listen, if I'm going to put my clothes on, 1082 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,760 I don't want to go put on a robe and have to do a ritual 1083 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,760 and then have to put my clothes back on. 1084 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,760 I mean, I want to be at home and then go on my couch. 1085 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,760 What? 1086 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,760 It's a good thing you're not in there, then. 1087 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,760 Yeah, I know. 1088 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760 I mean, what do you think they do on those rituals? 1089 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,760 I don't know. 1090 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760 Blood all over each other and bang? 1091 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,760 Well, no, my uncle had. 1092 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,760 They might sacrifice kids? 1093 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,760 Yeah. 1094 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760 Oh, come on. 1095 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760 We don't know. 1096 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,760 That might be furthest from the truth. 1097 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760 What might they do, honey? 1098 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,760 They might sacrifice children for all we know. 1099 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,760 Thanks. 1100 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,760 I wonder what goes on here at the Medina Temple. 1101 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,760 See, there's a lot of things. 1102 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,760 And how about this? 1103 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,760 I don't know. 1104 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,760 She can't... 1105 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,760 We have to bleep that out. 1106 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,760 We have to bleep that out. 1107 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,760 How about the Chinese? 1108 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,760 I mean, the Indian monkey looking statue at this church. 1109 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,760 Yeah, you know what I mean? 1110 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,760 Yeah, what's... 1111 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,760 There's so much shit going on. 1112 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,760 What's his name? 1113 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,760 It's like a god from India. 1114 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760 Yeah, the monkey is cool. 1115 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,760 The monkey. 1116 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,760 Who's the monkey? 1117 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,760 The big statue of the monkey. 1118 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,760 That's the bop's old house. 1119 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,760 The place is... 1120 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,760 The Indian church. 1121 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,760 Oh, yeah. 1122 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760 Yeah. 1123 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,760 Okay, like Vishnu shit? 1124 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,760 Yeah. 1125 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760 But they got that monkey. 1126 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,760 You never saw the monkey, man. 1127 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,760 We all got a monkey there. 1128 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,760 I'm a monkey. 1129 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,760 Whatever. 1130 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,760 It's a rolling stone. 1131 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,760 You didn't even say anything, you say whatever, fucking you dick you. 1132 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,760 No, hey, fuck you. 1133 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,760 Listen, that monkey. 1134 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,760 That monkey. 1135 00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,760 That monkey. 1136 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,760 They needed to have that monkey be intact. 1137 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760 And the green is a crack. 1138 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,760 There was a crack in the marble. 1139 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,760 Crack in the marble? 1140 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:14,760 They said we can glue it and they're like, no, you know, we gotta have an entire one piece. 1141 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,760 This monkey's gotta be made out of. 1142 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,760 Hey, we're doing pretty good here, man. 1143 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,760 Like, we're getting pretty good today. 1144 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760 We did good time. 1145 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,760 We're making an illegal left turn, driving in the middle lane about six or seven times. 1146 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760 Wow, we were smoking in Chagannic. 1147 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,760 Slamming and fucking the brakes about two times. 1148 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,760 And we're still alive. 1149 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,760 So, I mean, we're almost home, but you know, this is when things happen. 1150 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,760 This is when people die when you're like a mile away. 1151 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,760 Like, when you're a mile away. 1152 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,760 You know what I mean? 1153 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,760 You're so much got killed. 1154 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,760 Right as I would say. 1155 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:52,760 Mary took a real tight left turn there. 1156 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,760 She's even giggling. 1157 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,760 She's like, I try. 1158 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,760 Wait till you try it. 1159 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,760 Oh, wait till I try it for her. 1160 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,760 To the hounds of hell. 1161 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,760 They are doing some work on this house. 1162 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760 Let me show you. 1163 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760 Which one, Mary? 1164 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,760 I'll show you. 1165 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,760 Which one is the left one? 1166 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,760 This one is the left one. 1167 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,760 This one is the right one. 1168 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,760 This one is for these children. 1169 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,760 I knew you'd do it. 1170 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,760 I don't mean nothing. 1171 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,760 Now we're taking a different road to the house. 1172 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,760 They've redone all these houses on this block. 1173 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,760 Yeah, that one's cool. 1174 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,760 To the left. 1175 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,760 This one to the right is redone. 1176 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,760 To the left. 1177 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,760 To the right. 1178 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,760 To the left now again. 1179 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,760 Oh, yeah. 1180 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,760 Oh, I would love to live there. 1181 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,560 This one is here. That's a McMansion. Look at this what they're doing. They're putting in pavers here 1182 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:52,120 Nice, but look how much of the patio they're doing. That's a nice simple ranch. I mean they didn't tear down and rebuild 1183 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,040 Yeah, it looks okay. Oh the drive. Oh see that's 1184 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,480 Holy shit look at how deep these lots are yeah, this is a nice block 1185 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,480 But Joe, does this still? 1186 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,280 This is a Medina Joe, right? They don't have water. No, yeah 1187 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,640 Yeah, this is a Medina. Yeah, so we don't want to look at that. Ah shit. We got to blur that out too. Oh, we don't 1188 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,680 Okay, fucking we don't have to live here. I like this. I love that house right here. Yeah, this one's great 1189 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:25,600 I like the cherry blossoms tree. It's very simple. Yeah, and I like this one. Hey, well you want to kiss? 1190 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,320 Look at that guy looking at you Lord. This looks like a Frank Lloyd Wright 1191 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:35,680 Ah, yeah, I don't like stucco. I like it. I don't like stucco. I like the little Japanese thing. Yeah 1192 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,680 Yeah, listen here. We're gonna turn the microwave on you. Yeah, this is cute. 1193 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:46,560 Look at that little pavilion for their golf cart. They made a garage. Oh my god, they got a carport for their golf cart 1194 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:51,680 Oh no, see that's where I like right there. I like to come back and steal the lions from the south. Oh, Joe, you can see our house right now 1195 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:56,960 We're not finished. Uh-huh. You can see our house through there. Oh, yeah. Our backyard 1196 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,280 Larry just furiously whacking his meatball back here. He just falls asleep for some reason 1197 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:07,840 You can see our house through the backyard. Oh, good, so Mary's marriage in here and we got a car doing about 50 behind us 1198 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,480 That was a nice tour, Mary. Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate it. I love that. You know what? 1199 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:22,980 What? 1200 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:24,180 The dictatorial or else? 1201 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,180 Just fucking uh, yeah. 1202 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:28,180 I'm kinda hungry. 1203 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,180 What? 1204 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,180 What's your name? 1205 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:33,180 They have a lot of fucking lots out here. 1206 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,180 Like this guy over here. 1207 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,180 This guy here. 1208 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,180 I wonder what she took it to. 1209 00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:40,180 In between George's house and the guy right there. 1210 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,180 We think that he killed his uh... 1211 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:44,180 Oh yeah, that's a good story. 1212 00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:48,180 Barry, what happened again man? 1213 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,180 He killed his wife? 1214 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,180 Oh no, the wife killed the guy. 1215 00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:54,180 And she just said he left. 1216 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:55,180 Yeah. 1217 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:56,180 And he said why would he leave? 1218 00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:57,180 He was sick. 1219 00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:58,180 Right. 1220 00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,180 In the wheelchair and all that, where did he go? 1221 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,180 Go ahead dude. 1222 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:03,180 And she said he ran off with his caretaker. 1223 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,180 Well there was another guy. 1224 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:07,180 She said he fell in love with the caretaker. 1225 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:10,180 And George said he did it in what, three weeks? 1226 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,180 I just saw him. 1227 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,180 He was in a fucking wheelchair. 1228 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:15,180 How did he leave with the caretaker? 1229 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:16,180 Yeah. 1230 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,180 And he left all his stuff here? 1231 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,180 And then all of a sudden... 1232 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:23,180 Oh fuck, almost killed those two kids. 1233 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:25,180 Man, that's the second time I've seen that today. 1234 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,180 It's dangerous. 1235 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,180 They shouldn't be doing that. 1236 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:31,180 Two kids on a scooter, they were crossing down by the fucking lake street going to Dartons. 1237 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,180 It's not good. 1238 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,180 Yeah. 1239 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:36,180 So anyways, this lady made up a story. 1240 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,180 Oh, this is Samurai Mike. 1241 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:39,180 Aw shit man. 1242 00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:42,180 That looks like a high school, a grammar school kid. 1243 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,180 Yeah, they ain't him. 1244 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,180 He doesn't even say my name. 1245 00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:47,180 That's an actual child. 1246 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:48,180 Fuck Jim suit. 1247 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:51,180 Anyways, so back to the story where we fucking... 1248 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:52,180 Are we gonna go home? 1249 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:53,180 I forgot. 1250 00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,180 Yeah, we can go home. 1251 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,180 So fucked up. 1252 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:58,180 We're talking about George's neighbor may have killed the husband. 1253 00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:01,180 Oh yeah, George's neighbor killed the woman. 1254 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:02,180 Not for sure. 1255 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,180 Not for sure, but pretty damn sure. 1256 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,180 Are you gonna slice a pizza around here? 1257 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:10,180 Yeah, maybe it's this place by Pud's. 1258 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,180 You guys wanna slice a pizza? 1259 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,180 I don't. 1260 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,180 No? 1261 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,180 You don't want one of that? 1262 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:16,180 Oh, you guys ate. 1263 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:17,180 Yeah. 1264 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:18,180 What do you got? 1265 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,180 No, we can just go back home. 1266 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,180 Let's go back home. 1267 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,180 I'm gonna get you pizza. 1268 00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,180 Let's see if this place has pizza by the slice. 1269 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:25,180 Yeah, sure. 1270 00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:26,180 You know who might have pizza? 1271 00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:28,180 I'll let needles buy me a slice of pizza. 1272 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,180 You know who might have pizza by the Italian pizza kitchen? 1273 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:35,180 Oh, so Mary's completely left lane and your dodge to wrangle almost as it is. 1274 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,180 Italian pizza kitchen? 1275 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180 The IPK? 1276 00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:40,180 It might do it by the slice, but let me check this other place out first. 1277 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:43,180 I wish every girl did it by the slice. 1278 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:46,180 Let's see if the midget is working. 1279 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,180 Let's see. 1280 00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:48,180 Ah. 1281 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:51,180 Now we're just calling and now we have to bleep that out. 1282 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,180 Jesus, Larry. 1283 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:53,180 You know what? 1284 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:56,180 I'm gonna have to sit with you and edit again. 1285 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,180 What do you mean? 1286 00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:58,180 What's wrong with saying the midget? 1287 00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,180 It's the restaurant. 1288 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:00,180 It's the racquet, sorry. 1289 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:09,180 And then we just, oh, and now Mary's completely in the left lane and took, we had to go around 1290 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,180 a right turn. 1291 00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:11,180 I was in the right lane. 1292 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:19,180 Mary took like an F1 driver doing 200 miles an hour, completely in the left lane. 1293 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:25,180 Like she was driving British and then shot out of there right into the right lane. 1294 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:27,180 All right, so now we're back on the same street. 1295 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:29,180 I'm gonna take you. 1296 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,180 I know Mary, I appreciate it. 1297 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,180 I'm just having fun with you Mary. 1298 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,180 There's a Rosal pizza station. 1299 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:38,180 Oh, Mary likes the gal. 1300 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:41,180 That should be the name of the restaurant. 1301 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:43,180 Mary likes to gamble with her life. 1302 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:46,180 There's gonna be a Vietnamese restaurant placed there. 1303 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:52,180 Okay, so Mary's now just pointing at buildings in the middle of the road, changing lanes without 1304 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:54,180 a turn signal. 1305 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:56,180 Which one, Mary? 1306 00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,180 We're past it. 1307 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,180 I know, but I thought it opened already. 1308 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:03,180 Man, that place, you know, it's right next to a fucking train station. 1309 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:09,180 Right next to a train station and in between apartment complexes and fucking houses. 1310 00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:13,180 You think a place like that would thrive, but they just can't get it right. 1311 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:15,180 They need to open up a whorehouse there. 1312 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,180 Yeah. 1313 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,180 You know? 1314 00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:18,180 That'll fucking work. 1315 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,180 Fuck legalizing weed and mushrooms. 1316 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:21,180 Let's legalize prostitution. 1317 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,180 Hold on, don't kiss a legal. 1318 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,180 It used to be pizza, now it's burritos. 1319 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,180 What? 1320 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:28,180 Ah shit, they changed it. 1321 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,180 Fire burrito. 1322 00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:30,180 Oh shit. 1323 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:31,180 This month it was pizza. 1324 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,180 Last month it was pizza. 1325 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:36,180 I don't know about last month, it take more than a month maybe, but. 1326 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:37,180 Don't take them long. 1327 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:41,180 Oh shit, well it looks like you can't get a good slice of pizza around here. 1328 00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:43,180 Nah, that's a shame. 1329 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:46,180 Should we go to DQ? 1330 00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,180 Uh huh. 1331 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:49,180 What about that shit? 1332 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:52,180 I have to go for a fucking blizzard. 1333 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:55,180 I'm gonna ask you what you can go for, you can go for these nuts. 1334 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:58,180 I don't feel much of a fucker, that's what you can go for. 1335 00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:02,180 Blurr, blurr, blurr, blurr, blurr, blurr, blurr, blurr. 1336 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,180 Larry kisses dudes. 1337 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,180 Here's the pizza. 1338 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,180 Nope, so Mary. 1339 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,180 Kitchen. 1340 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:08,180 Yeah whatever. 1341 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:10,180 I don't think they serve slices here though. 1342 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,180 Why do they use stupid, I don't know if they do anymore. 1343 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:14,180 They have a walk in, do you want to go in and check out? 1344 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:17,180 No, not really, I mean look out for this guy just backing up, Jesus. 1345 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:21,180 Mary runs this joint, let's just go, we can go back home and if worse comes the worst, 1346 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:27,180 I'll take a swim now and go for a bike ride to go to the store. 1347 00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:29,180 We can do a bike ride episode too. 1348 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:34,180 I did not, no, I don't know, we take the Schwins out, we each have a microphone. 1349 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:37,180 Wow, you see that, the lights just all turned on. 1350 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,180 Yeah, cause there's a timer on them. 1351 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,180 Yeah, there's a timer on them. 1352 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:43,180 The city controls those lights. 1353 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,180 What caused our 1913 doing here? 1354 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,180 I bet you it's not a time right now. 1355 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:49,180 This place is packed, look how fucking packed this place is. 1356 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:51,180 Holy shit man. 1357 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,180 Matt wants to go there. 1358 00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:56,180 They changed the money, the wind's coming in next week. 1359 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:58,180 What is this, the Metro, I'm not even gonna say it. 1360 00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:00,180 Matt wants to go there. 1361 00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:02,180 Holy shit dude, did you just see that? 1362 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,180 I think they changed the menu. 1363 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:08,180 Wow, that was some crazy shit right there. 1364 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:10,180 I'm not gonna say what it was cause... 1365 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:12,180 What? 1366 00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:14,180 Services? Asian services? 1367 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:16,180 Say what you're talking about? 1368 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,180 And the building was for sale. 1369 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:20,180 You wanna buy it? 1370 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:24,180 Asian family services and they couldn't pay the rent. 1371 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:26,180 Here's the... 1372 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:28,180 Yeah, that place is good. 1373 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:30,180 Your place. 1374 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:32,180 Burry. 1375 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:36,180 This is the place where the guys with the helmets live. 1376 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,180 Dan's is for sale. 1377 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,180 No it ain't. That's the old people's place. 1378 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:42,180 I know, I'm joking. 1379 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,180 But they used to live there though. 1380 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:46,180 They used to have a couple of them in there. 1381 00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:48,180 I don't like to live there, man. 1382 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,180 How can I live there? 1383 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,180 Oh look at these people, what are they doing? 1384 00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:56,180 Are they stealing mattresses or throwing out... 1385 00:43:56,180 --> 00:44:00,180 Look at all the stains on that mattress. Jesus. 1386 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,180 What do you mean what are you gonna do? 1387 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:04,180 At least hide it and put a mattress in it. 1388 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:06,180 Yeah, but I mean that's like... 1389 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:08,180 Didn't they in Italy... 1390 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,180 She went to the Legion Hall. 1391 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:14,180 But we have the girls sheets out and she had her period. 1392 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:16,180 Yeah, that's what I meant. 1393 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:20,180 I really know that's what you're thinking. 1394 00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:22,180 Oh, we're on the same wavelength thing. 1395 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:26,180 Oh, I'm the dirtbag when you said yeah. 1396 00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:34,180 Oh, you want me to get pizzas? 1397 00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,180 I'll get some pizzas over there. 1398 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:38,180 Yeah, get a jacks. 1399 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,180 You get a jacks in your mouth. 1400 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:42,180 What a jack up. 1401 00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:46,180 You know I love nurses man, especially in strong... 1402 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:48,180 You're gonna need a nurse, little motherfucker. 1403 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:52,180 Oh, you can jerk off all over me and then now I got AIDS. 1404 00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:54,180 Yeah. 1405 00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,180 You're gonna need a nurse. 1406 00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,180 Fucking Larry. 1407 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:06,180 Look at how there's no cars anymore, you notice that? 1408 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:08,180 Like no more like... 1409 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,180 Look at the truck, the empty... 1410 00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:12,180 They don't sell them. 1411 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:14,180 Well, I mean them to stay in there. 1412 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,180 I would love to buy that place and live in there. 1413 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,180 That would be pretty cool. 1414 00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:20,180 Man, the amount man, there's my... 1415 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,180 There's my ghost walking around in there. 1416 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:24,180 Huh? Robbo's ghost is in there? 1417 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,180 No, Turbo's ghost is in the house in the middle. 1418 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:30,180 Yeah, in Jack at, see, 25 year anniversary. 1419 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:32,180 Who? 1420 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:34,180 At house, there was hearts on the lawn. 1421 00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:36,180 25th anniversary? 1422 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:38,180 It's a 25th year anniversary, it looks like there's... 1423 00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:40,180 Why would people announce that? 1424 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:42,180 I never understood that. 1425 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:44,180 Why would you put your... 1426 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:48,180 Look at this guy, this guy looks like he's up to trouble. 1427 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,180 Woo, did you see that hoodie? 1428 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,180 If you wear that hoodie, you have no remorse. 1429 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:54,180 What did it say? 1430 00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:56,180 I don't know, but it was like bleached. 1431 00:45:56,180 --> 00:46:00,180 You know, like stain, was it stain washed? 1432 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,180 White wash, what is that called? White wash, jeans, stone wash. 1433 00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:06,180 Yeah, it was like white stone wash with black and red letters on it. 1434 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:10,180 It either said like some sort of like aggression or something like that. 1435 00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:12,180 I mean like, armbar. 1436 00:46:12,180 --> 00:46:14,180 Choke your mom. 1437 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:16,180 He did look aggressive. 1438 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,180 Yeah, he looked very aggressive with that haircut too. 1439 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:20,180 Yeah, with that haircut. 1440 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:22,180 It was almost like rushing, yeah. 1441 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,180 I think that we should kidnap that guy. 1442 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:26,180 Oh, we should kidnap this girl up here. 1443 00:46:26,180 --> 00:46:28,180 Yeah, Larry's looking, there's no girl. 1444 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,180 I'm everything is fine. 1445 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,180 Fucking asshole. 1446 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,180 Drop you two off. 1447 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:36,180 Here's an Amazon drug. 1448 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:42,180 I take, when he runs into the house, we'll go running into the Amazon drug. 1449 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,180 No, why is he stopping right here though? 1450 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:46,180 I mean, this guy's damn son of a man. 1451 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,180 You're driving us into Mary. 1452 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:52,180 Oh my God, listen, I'm going to tell you right now. 1453 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:54,180 He isn't Jewish. 1454 00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:56,180 This is Tony anyway. 1455 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:58,180 No, it's not he, it's a she, first of all. 1456 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,180 Who was it? 1457 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,180 Second of all, that's not, whatever. 1458 00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:06,180 You know, but she might be smart because she can't turn her truck around down here. 1459 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:10,180 Oh, she's a fucking idiot if she can't turn her truck around. 1460 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,180 You shouldn't disparage women like that, Larry. 1461 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,180 Yeah, well. 1462 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:17,180 You know how I feel about women's rights. 1463 00:47:17,180 --> 00:47:19,180 You know how I feel about it. 1464 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,180 Do you want to get the mail? 1465 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:22,180 Yeah, I'll check the mail. 1466 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:24,180 All right, well, here we are, Mary didn't kill us. 1467 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:26,180 No, we got this. 1468 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,180 We love Mary. 1469 00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:30,180 Yeah, she got her phone back. 1470 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:33,180 Oh, I'm such a fucking stoner. 1471 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:35,180 You got the mail. 1472 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:38,180 Larry already got the mail and he's retarded. 1473 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:40,180 No, that's all right. 1474 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,180 No, he knew. 1475 00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:43,180 Cindy gave me some shoes she was going to give to Goodwill. 1476 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,180 She never wore them. 1477 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,180 Okay, do they fit? 1478 00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:47,180 Yeah. 1479 00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,180 No, you want to wear them? 1480 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:50,180 Fruit can't go, I do. 1481 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:52,180 Oh, that's a topic I want to talk about. 1482 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:54,180 I'll show you them. 1483 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:56,180 When a guy... 1484 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:58,180 These are cute though, right? 1485 00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,180 I've also looked at needles. 1486 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,180 Oh, nice. I like those. 1487 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,180 They're leopard print. 1488 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:06,180 White souls. 1489 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:08,180 How come when a girl wears guys underwears, 1490 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:10,180 okay, but when a guy wears girls underwears, 1491 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,180 they're like, oh, what a weirdo. 1492 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,180 Why do you think? 1493 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:16,180 You've never seen a girl in guys underwears? 1494 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,180 Yeah. 1495 00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:19,180 Okay, they're kind of cute, right? 1496 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:21,180 But when you get caught with a lacy thong on, 1497 00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:23,180 it's kind of weird. 1498 00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:25,180 What did your mom say the first time she walked in? 1499 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:27,180 She said, why do you have your stockings over your head? 1500 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:32,180 I said, I'm trying to rob myself of my innocence. 1501 00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:34,180 All right, we love you. 1502 00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:36,180 Welcome to L... 1503 00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,180 Later from the Larian Needle. 1504 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,180 Take us out. 1505 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:43,180 Yeah, I don't know if this is going to be used, but... 1506 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,180 I don't see. 1507 00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:47,180 Thank you for tuning in to the Larian Needle Show. 1508 00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:49,180 Have a great evening. 1509 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:51,180 I'm Larry. 1510 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:54,180 You guys, laugh at yourselves a little hot. 1511 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:57,180 Larian Needle Show.