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Yeah, we're hot.

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Hey, here we are. Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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And uh...

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How you doing today, Larry?

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I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good.

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It's getting nice out, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Fuckin' people drive like assholes when it gets nice out.

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Although yesterday it was pretty fucking cold.

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Well, it's fucking snowed, man. I was on a roof for a little while.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, it sucks, though. But people drive like assholes when it gets fucking nice out.

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I don't know why is that.

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Ah!

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I don't know.

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I mean, it's just...

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I mean, I know, like, why...

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Everybody's in a rush to get home because no, it's not...

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What's that?

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I know why I drive like an asshole.

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Why is that? You don't even drive.

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Drive your school.

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Drive my school, yeah. I know.

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Go through it.

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Boys town backwards.

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Fuck you.

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Okay, so why do you drive like an asshole?

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Ah, you know, just...

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It's springtime and the chicks start wearing less.

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Oh!

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They want to slow down and look.

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Oh!

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Okay.

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You know.

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That's gonna transition to our first topic. Keep going.

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Well, but I'm just saying that...

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I want to slow roll when it's nice out.

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I'm like an old school pimp.

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You know what I mean?

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I want my tunes on.

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I'm stoned.

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I fucking just want to relax.

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Me too.

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People are like,

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Man, fucking 5.30 this morning, I'm on the highway.

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And, uh, people are like break checking people.

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Nice.

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Shit, I'm all the way over in the right lane.

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I'm listening to my fucking podcast and shit.

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And I'm like, just watching these animals.

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There's four lanes of just, like, people accurating.

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Right, damn.

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Fuckers.

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It's literally in the morning.

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Like, that's how you're gonna start your day.

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Mm-hmm.

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People are pressurized, man.

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Can I hit that layer?

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Fucking pressure.

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What, you got my own jib for me?

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Yeah, you gotta say please, motherfucker.

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I just said, can I please have that layer?

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Oh, okay.

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Jesus, man.

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We totally disparaging in front of our audience.

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I don't like this.

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Oh, shout out to our five followers and fuck you, the guy that went following us.

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We had six followers.

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It must have been some dumb shit, Needle said they defended that fucking plot.

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I hope it really is, because that guy's gonna carry it with him.

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Or it's a fucking Nigerian guy, actually.

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Yeah, he probably got arrested.

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You gotta defend it what I said.

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Who knows what he was doing up there?

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I don't fucking care.

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God speed our friend in Nigeria.

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Hope you've cleared off all your charges.

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So then what we're gonna do is we're gonna do a website.

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We're gonna start a website, which, I mean, it takes two of us to do, because, you know,

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we're two idiots.

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And we have five followers now.

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And when we get 10 followers, the first 10 people that email us, we're gonna send you

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out t-shirts that we make in-house.

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Just our logo.

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And send us your size.

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And if you're over 3x, lose some weight.

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That's right.

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All right, so the first topic I want to talk about, Larry just hinted on.

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Shout out to the Sun God Ra.

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Yeah.

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Do you know anything about the Sun Dress God?

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There you go, Larry.

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Look at it.

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We are on the same wavelength here.

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I'm gonna tell you, though, I'm gonna give you a couple facts about the Sun God Ra,

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which is great.

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All right.

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By the way, Mary was listening to one of the podcasts and she said you sound like a fucking pervert.

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Who, me?

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Yeah, so just continue.

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Oh, that's your way.

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And all of a sudden, I'm the nefarious one in this whole thing.

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When you just shout out to Sun Dresses.

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I hope you hear that, Mary, and don't crash in anybody while you're driving.

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So, he's the oldest deity.

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To the Egyptian Pathion.

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All right.

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Today, the Egyptians thought this guy fucking was a life of creation, including creating

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of heaven and hell.

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So what does that go against what you say?

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Well, I'm not Egyptian, man, those fucking people.

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But you believe in Jesus, right?

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Did Jesus create hell?

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Who did that?

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God did.

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Oh, God did?

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See, I don't know that much about that stuff, but.

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You know what the parole is for.

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Speaking, but now you're talking about Sun Ra and not to get off the track, but that reminds

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me of jazz, you know, Sun Ra, the jazz musician.

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And then it reminds me of, uh...

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Was he a good jazz musician?

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Oh, fuck yeah, but I want to give a shout out.

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Yeah, he was famous.

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But I want to say rest in peace.

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Ahmad Jamal died yesterday, 92 years old.

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Who's that?

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Chicago Jazz Piano Guy, and my father actually rented a space from him back in the day.

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Big joke, shout out.

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Yeah, above his jazz club called the Alhambra.

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The Alhambra?

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It was a jazz club?

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On the second floor?

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Well, no, my dad's little office thing was on the second floor.

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Oh, he was above the floor.

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He was on the space above the floor.

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I'm saying jazz club on the second floor, holy shit.

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And he said it was really fucking cool, and Ahmad Jamal is one of the best fucking piano

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So then what, he would go down there and hang out?

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Big joke?

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He was cool, so he kind of knew.

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So, shout out to Sundress Season.

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Here we go, man.

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Fuck yeah.

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There's nothing better than when the Sundress hits the sun the right way.

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And you're standing in the right spot on the other side.

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If you want to take it to that level, Larry.

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Larry's in the grassy knowledge of peeping Sundress.

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That's all right.

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Um, so, we already talked about our website.

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We talked about that.

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Listen, if you would kill yourself, how would you do it?

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Dude, I would never kill myself.

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Why's that?

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It's just, it's not good.

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A lot of my friends have done it and it affects a lot of people.

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And plus, you know, it's just not...

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Hypothetically, Larry.

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Hypothetically, I would fucking probably want to OD and be really high and go out feeling good.

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Well, but yeah, but I mean, yeah, that's true.

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You know, an easy way.

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I mean, how long does it last?

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So, you instantaneously black out?

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Well, it's better than, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, I got it.

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So, in New Delhi...

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It's what I know.

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Yeah, in New Delhi, and I'm such a wop, I spelled it D-E-L-I.

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There's me, too.

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You're gonna fucking buy a sandwich?

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Yeah, well, I want an Italian, but I don't want any mayo on it.

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So, this Indian couple, allegedly, in quotes, this is the article that they wrote,

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killed themselves by suicide using a guillotine.

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Oh my lord.

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Where the fuck did they get it?

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They made it.

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Dude, that's some fucking...

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I really respect that, don't you?

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Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, my cousin...

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Made a guillotine?

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No, he fucking...

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He wanted to kill himself, so he took a bunch of pills and drank a bottle of vodka, and it didn't work.

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Oh, that's the worst.

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So then he was gonna go in the garage and...

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Car?

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Yeah, and then the car was broke down, so he actually had to do a car repair first.

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And then he fucking killed himself.

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He had to do a tune-up, repair some fucking fucks.

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Yeah, man, he fucking got the car running, and then he killed himself.

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To kill himself?

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Come on, really?

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I swear to the word.

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You're fucking joking.

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No, I'm not.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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My cousin Joe.

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Well, oh man, talk about the irony in that name.

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Yeah, fucking...

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It was sure your cousin Joe had something common.

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It's not your name, if you know what I mean.

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So, wait a second.

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So he tried to kill himself with pills.

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And it wasn't working.

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He just, it wasn't knocking him down, it wasn't doing it, and he realized...

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Was he an addict?

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Well, he partied balls.

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Okay, well, that's an addict then.

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And when you say anybody partied balls, they're an addict.

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Yeah, he wasn't on heroin and shit or nothing.

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He wasn't on...

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No, alcohol, I mean alcohol is just as bad as drugs and fucking anything.

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Alcohol is a fucking addict.

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It's worse than heroin, because you can get it anywhere.

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You can't throw a stone without hitting a fucking bar or fucking...

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A liquor store.

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So yeah, he did a fucking quick car repair.

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Sick, sickening and sad as that fucking is.

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That is hilarious.

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I'm so sorry to say it, but that's pretty funny.

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That he had to fix the car to kill himself.

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And you know what though, sometimes that shit doesn't work.

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It's 50-50, you're gonna end up like a veggie.

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Well, it worked.

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Well, okay, so he was the lucky one.

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Well, I don't know about that, but yeah, it was fucked up, you know.

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I mean, it's a fucking...

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I don't want to dwell on suicide though.

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No, we're just talking about shit.

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I was, I got into my story though.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know what I mean?

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Listen.

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But that is crazy.

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It is very crazy that he had to repair the car to kill himself.

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I mean...

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Well, you know, just as much gumption and fucking ferocity as the people in India, they had

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to build something to kill themselves.

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You know, I watched this documentary about the Golden Gate Bridge and people jump off

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of it and there was a survivor.

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And he said literally as his feet left the platform, he regretted it.

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Yeah.

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And it broke all the bones in his body.

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Oh, fuck man.

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And he lived and the guy can walk and he's a normal human being.

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And he actually does like interviews and I think he's a motivational speaker right now.

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I'm sure he is.

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But he literally said that as soon as his toes left this deal.

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He was sorry.

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He regretted it and like, you know, we say you like have a epiphany or life flashes before

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you.

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Yeah.

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He was like, up, this is it.

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And then he woke up in the hospital.

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Ow, almost all the bones in his body were broken.

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Like they had the pieces, motherfucker, back to camp.

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Dude, the Golden Gate Bridge has a scary history too.

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A lot of people killed themselves.

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It's a tall motherfucker.

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You know they're spending $4 billion on a suicide net.

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Yeah, but they're putting in a fucking net.

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But the funny thing is when the guys that built that place, they had a net underneath

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and people still died.

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There's a lot of people.

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I wish I had the numbers on that.

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It's still a fucking big drop, man.

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It's fucking tall.

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We were talking hundreds of feet.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's tall.

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You've driven over it, right?

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Yeah, I've been stuck in traffic.

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I hate that fucking shit.

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People don't like bridges.

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There is nothing worse than being stuck in a tunnel or stuck on a fucking bridge like

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that during traffic like in New York or stuck in, you know, but like the George Washington

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Bridge doesn't scare you as much as a big lawn motherfucker.

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I think the subway is the worst.

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But the scariest thing for me was when we were going to Canada through Detroit and you

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go underneath Lake Superior, you know, and you're fucking stuck in a traffic jam under

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there and they got these white fucking tiles and you see them water.

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And there's, yeah, there's like, yeah, the lights are so bright and shit.

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And you're just thinking about, hopefully the ventilation doesn't go out and we don't

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come out and we all die like Cousin Joe.

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And look at that full circle.

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I mean, that's fucking scary.

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Okay, so getting back to, wait, what do you gotta say?

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No, it's just, yeah, that shit scares the fuck out of me.

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Those tunnels and the long bridges.

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Bridges, people don't like bridges.

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And they're going to go eventually.

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Well, everything deteriorates.

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You see this show me and Mary watch it sometimes.

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It's called when big things go wrong.

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No, I've never heard of this show.

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It's fucking great.

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And, you know, they'll show a huge bridge go down and they'll say this guy inspected

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it at this time and he blew off that fucking vent.

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The joint or something.

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The bolt was bad.

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And all that will be okay, but it really wasn't going to be.

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You know what's crazy when you drive downtown and you go over like say western and you go

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underneath crumbling.

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Well, no, you go underneath that little two lane.

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Yeah, for the Amtrak to go over.

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You can see the bridges that are just deteriorating.

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Yeah, oh my God.

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They're crumbling.

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Yeah.

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And there's people living underneath.

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Crumbling to the point where you're seeing rebar.

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It's flaking.

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Yeah, you can see the rebar come up.

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And that was one of the things that one of these big fucking bridges was just some simple

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flaking, but it was a problem deeper.

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It caused the flaking.

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What's that called?

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Not like a whole fucking thing clashed, man.

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Shit.

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And it was cool.

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Well, I wasn't cool for the people that were on it.

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Well, no, not at all.

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They fucking died, but some of them lived and they talked to the people.

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And there's probably, there's nothing like being there chill and just something dropping

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out from underneath you.

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Like, ever have a dream like that?

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Like falling?

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Oh yeah.

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Like you're just sitting there in your car.

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You're like, woo wee fucking.

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Yeah.

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And I'll just rocking out.

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Next thing you know, you're fucking like, it didn't happen in Cali when the earthquake

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happened, the fucking first top of the highways collapsed on the second top.

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The second one, yeah.

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The bottom one.

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I mean, you're getting smashed like that.

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You're gonna be a pancake.

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That fucking hurts.

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You know what I mean?

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Here's your body.

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It's in a fucking shot glass.

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Exactly.

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There's nothing left of you.

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All right.

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So get back to these people in New Delhi.

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Well, they used the guillotine to kill themselves.

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That must have been a really fucking deep ass love.

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Who?

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Those people really must have been sick.

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They must have really fucking loved each other.

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Well, it was a ritual.

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Oh.

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They were sacrificing themselves to some sort of God.

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I don't, I just brushed over the article.

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But so what they did is.

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That's the kind of study and I like.

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This is in the far, well, hey man, I made notes, man.

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I mean, we're not all geniuses.

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Let me tell you, if needles gets in the men's eye, you all got to watch out.

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So.

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I don't think we'll have to worry.

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Yeah.

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Well, if I start crunching numbers, you're the first one to go.

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So.

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Oh shit.

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So these fucking guys, they made a two person guillotine on their farm.

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Right.

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What are you doing, man?

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What's up, dude?

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We're in the middle of a fucking show, dude.

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These fucking bar chairs.

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I'm coming out in a fucking show.

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All right.

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Dude, get the fuck back on Mike.

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We're doing one right now.

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Why don't you come over?

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Are you kidding me?

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Get on Mike.

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All right.

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Well, listen, let me call you back, bro.

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Get the fuck out of here, Larry.

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Hey, help him.

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Later.

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Jesus.

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Listen, I am sorry.

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We are so unprofessional.

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We are.

427
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Apologizing the fans, Larry.

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I'm sorry, but here's the thing.

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This is a guy that's real interesting.

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Listen, let's talk about what's going on now.

431
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So he's gonna be down.

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All right.

433
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Hey, let's just talk about what's going on.

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Buddy Frank.

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Yeah.

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So these people in New Delhi.

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This is the guy you kissed at the DRI show.

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You fucking asshole.

439
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All right.

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So these fucking guys, I really apologize to our five followers.

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So they make this two person guillotine on their fucking farm.

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They got this rope.

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That's crazy.

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It's a double, huh?

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Two person.

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That's what I'm saying, dude.

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I mean, let's talk about fucking.

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That's too wide.

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Well, that love.

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Yeah.

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Like there's no murder, suicide here.

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No, it's a double suicide.

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Because you know what the, I wonder what the numbers.

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That's wild.

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Usually it's a murder suicide.

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I wonder what the numbers are on that.

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Like one guy kills the spouse and then kills himself.

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That's a lie.

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But doesn't do it.

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Oh, that's probably.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Like who cares about the guy.

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He says, I'm gonna kill ourselves and then after he shoots her.

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Shoot her, then he's like, yeah.

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That bitch is gone.

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Yeah, Sherry at the office looks good.

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Now they're fucking loud.

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Now they're definitely going to listen to her shit no more.

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Dumb bitch couldn't even cook.

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So what they did was they built a sacrificial altar in front of the guillotine.

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All right.

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Uh-huh.

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And they set it on fire.

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Oh my God.

475
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So what do you think happened?

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They said the guillotine on fire.

477
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No, they set the altar, a sacrificial altar in front.

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I think the whole fucking place burnt down and they fucking died in the fire.

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Listen to this.

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What do you think about Indians?

481
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They're pretty small, right?

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Engineers?

483
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Yeah, geniuses.

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Yeah, there's a billion of these fuckers.

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And you know what, I got some friends that are Indian, man, and the motherfuckers are

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so nice.

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Some of my best friends.

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I think you're lying.

489
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I'm not lying.

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Yeah, I think you're just trying to get plowed.

491
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You jowl.

492
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Who the fuck can be a guest?

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Well, then get him out.

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Get him out of here, man.

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Jowl out to you, jowl.

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All right, well, he's a little in the pod.

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He will.

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He does.

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All right.

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So then they start this altar on fire.

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Crazy motherfuckers let the rope go.

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Guillotine drops, cuts their heads off.

503
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They made paths so their heads roll into the fire and burn.

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Oh fuck.

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Isn't that amazing?

506
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A little ramp with the head rolled right down.

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You know, not even a ramp when their heads fell out, they made a trench and it rolled

508
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into the fire and burned up.

509
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That is amazing.

510
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That is dope.

511
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Talk about an act of love at the same time.

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And some fucking kick ass.

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You think he's finger-banging her?

514
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As the guillotine came down.

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What's that?

516
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As the fucking knife came down.

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Yeah, he's just finger-blasting her.

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Maybe.

519
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He's like, I might as well get one more because Indian dudes are horny.

520
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Yeah.

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They really are, man.

522
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I gotta show you this thing about with the painting.

523
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I know, I never showed you that.

524
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I never showed you that.

525
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Indian boy for a never gave you a break.

526
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What's that?

527
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I know you're a last Indian boy for a never gave you a break.

528
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Jesus, man.

529
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That was racist.

530
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No, it ain't.

531
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I know, I'm just joking.

532
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Hopefully, some of them will clip that and send it to the FCC.

533
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But, so how many fucking reported human sacrifices do you think are in India each year?

534
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Do you know the number?

535
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Yes, I do.

536
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Okay, my guess?

537
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Okay, now think about it.

538
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
There's a billion people in India.

539
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:05,000
My guess is it's gonna be, there's gotta be upwards of a thousand.

540
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Reported.

541
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
I'd say like, 200.

542
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Okay, listen.

543
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
How about this?

544
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
A year.

545
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
How about in the last seven years?

546
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
I have the numbers for that.

547
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Seven years.

548
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Three thousand.

549
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000
I got from 2014 to 2021, my bad.

550
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Okay.

551
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
How many ritual human sacrifices like that?

552
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Well shit, I'd say like 4500, the way you're asking me.

553
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
100.

554
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
100.

555
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
That are reported.

556
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:37,000
There's a billion people in India and 100 are reported.

557
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Well, you know, how many are there?

558
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
How many are there what?

559
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Anybody doing that, that still seems like a lot.

560
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
For a billion, think about that.

561
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
100 motherfuckers are doing double suicides.

562
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
There's 330 million people in the United States.

563
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
200 people?

564
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
What's that?

565
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000
200 people died during this 100 reported double suicides.

566
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Yes.

567
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Are they all doing the same method?

568
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
No, not at all.

569
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
All different methods.

570
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
These are all different methods Larry.

571
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Yeah, yeah.

572
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Come on.

573
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I mean, nobody has the room to build a two fucking, I didn't get to you.

574
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Man, they should have fucking put the plans on the internet before he caught them soft.

575
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Imagine you and fucking Mary are like, alright, here, here's some lumber.

576
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Let's make sure this thing works.

577
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Put a watermelon in there.

578
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Like, oh, look at it.

579
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Slice the watermelon a little bit off.

580
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I mean, think about the blade you need.

581
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Man, it'd be a big motherfucker.

582
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
And you gotta sharpen that.

583
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Like, that's probably the worst, is sharpening the blade that's going to use to cut your head off.

584
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Yeah.

585
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Because, think about it, if you don't sharpen it in psychological...

586
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Well, if you don't have the psychological effect of starting the fire that you know your head is going to roll into later.

587
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Yeah, that's true.

588
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I mean, everything sounds like...

589
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
The whole thing is fucked up.

590
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
The whole thing is.

591
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
That is fucking crazy.

592
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:58,000
From the get-go, when you think about it, it's like these people are on a mission from God, technically, or whatever they're into, some fucking...

593
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Mission from Ra?

594
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah, but I mean, that's how you want to call it.

595
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000
That's what they're going to write on your police report when you caught looking up a sundress.

596
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
How's that mission from God?

597
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
From Ra.

598
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000
The sun god told me to tell you where my toe cam.

599
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Patent pending.

600
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Yeah, we are the literary needles toe cam shoe patent pending.

601
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
But, imagine you're just building this motherfucker.

602
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I mean, this is a huge apparatus.

603
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Man, that is a depressing fucking thing, man.

604
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
The last motherfucker.

605
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Suicide is very depressing, but these guys didn't seem to be concerned with that because it was some sort of sacrifice that they were making.

606
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Like, three of my cousins fucking killed themselves.

607
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Well, that sucks, man.

608
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
That is fucking crazy.

609
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
The shit runs rampant, man.

610
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah.

611
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
The way that...

612
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
My two best friends did.

613
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000
And back then, too, if you were even off a little bit, you know what I mean?

614
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Like, you could still get away with anything.

615
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Like, oh, that guy's off.

616
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah.

617
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
You know what I mean?

618
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Like, well, now you can get away with anything, man.

619
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
It could be as crazy as fuck today, man.

620
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Everything goes.

621
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000
It's not even you can't get away with anything, it's just you're not getting arrested for anything.

622
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Yeah, well, it's just getting away with it.

623
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
It's like, you know what?

624
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:25,000
It's like the left is like, leave everybody alone, defund the police, let everybody do what they do, shit'll work out.

625
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:32,000
The right is like, police everybody, put everybody in jail, but it's like, at the same time, what do we have?

626
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
You need more prisons?

627
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Well, here's the thing, man.

628
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Like, we're the country with the most prisoners.

629
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:44,000
In New York City, they said the same fucking 600 people are doing the crimes over and over.

630
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Yeah, but repeat a fact.

631
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Well, repeat a fact.

632
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
When you're in the fucking between these six...

633
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Eight million people live in New York City, you're going to tell me 600 fucking people are doing crimes.

634
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I'm committing the crimes the same type of shit over and over and over.

635
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,000
I wish I knew, I wish I wasn't meant to, so I could do the math of 600 out of eight million.

636
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
And what the fuck?

637
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Larry, you're telling me that...

638
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
You understand?

639
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
There was six thousand, here's the math, you want to do some math.

640
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:20,000
The thing was, there was six thousand crimes done by the same group of people, and I want to say...

641
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
That is a very...

642
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000
That would mean that each one of them did 20 crimes, so if you want to do some mathematics at home...

643
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I don't know, your math is way off.

644
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
And plus, I'm fucking ready.

645
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Larry, me too.

646
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I'm tripping fucking balls.

647
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
That's what she is.

648
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
I've been fucking Larry seeing things.

649
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Anyways...

650
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Okay, so you're telling me, okay, so, wait a second, in New York City there's eight million people...

651
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
And you're going to say that six...

652
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Okay, where do you get these numbers from?

653
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I don't know, man.

654
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Oh, Jesus!

655
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Dude, this...

656
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
You and Kiki, man, are you guys hanging out on the side?

657
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Because the both of you, I don't fucking know what's going on there.

658
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
This, the UN says...

659
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
This is a great one.

660
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
This is a great one.

661
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Okay, I hope it's what you're going to do.

662
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Sex with minors is legal.

663
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Okay, well, under 18, sexual fucking sex...

664
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000
The minors work very hard every day getting cold, and they should not be able to have sex with them all the time.

665
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Hey, if you could get a black plumber to eat...

666
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
If you could get a minor...

667
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000
If I could get a minor in a canary, I would be happy.

668
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Just those two things are all I want.

669
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
A minor in a canary?

670
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah, yeah.

671
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Why?

672
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Man, don't you get it?

673
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
The canary works in the mind.

674
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I understand that, but I don't know what the core of the...

675
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
I understand this.

676
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
I'm fucking kidding, man, but here's the thing.

677
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Here's what they're saying.

678
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Okay, what is it?

679
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Sexual sexual consensual sexual conduct, irrespective of the type of sexual activity, the sex slash gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or gender expression of the people involved, or their marital status,

680
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
may not be criminalized in any circumstances.

681
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Larry, you got a fucking...

682
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
...concerned...

683
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
...concerned sexual sex.

684
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
So they're saying what you can do now is have sex openly and by law.

685
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
But it doesn't say age limits.

686
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
It doesn't say anything.

687
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,000
No, and down here it says sexual conduct involving persons below the domestically prescribed minimum age of consent.

688
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
To...

689
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Sex may be consensual, in fact, if not in law.

690
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
This is context.

691
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
That is...

692
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Blah, blah, blah.

693
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Under 18, you know, decisions about...

694
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Yeah, but where is this...

695
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Okay, wait a second, wait, stop.

696
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
This is just some shit they put out.

697
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
This is the fucking new thing.

698
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
What's the new thing?

699
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Child rape?

700
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Yeah, according to this fucking article, man.

701
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Yeah, but I don't know, man.

702
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
We need to cross check these things.

703
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I'm looking at it right now.

704
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
It's called, principle 16 consensual sexual conduct.

705
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
And it's a new rule that they're putting down.

706
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
That's a website or is that...

707
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
No, this is something that they're putting out from the fucking UN, man.

708
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000
These fucking people are sick.

709
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Biden, he's a fucking pedophile, Harrison.

710
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
How do you know this?

711
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Allegedly, you just can't go saying that to me.

712
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Allegedly, when his daughter, Ashley Biden, took showers with the motherfucker.

713
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
How old was she?

714
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Do you speculate?

715
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
I don't know, but I think they...

716
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Listen, man, that sounds like another street rumor.

717
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
She didn't know what a towel rack was.

718
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
I'm gonna tell you those fucking ten years ago.

719
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:24,000
I was just about to make a real bad joke and I had to stop myself.

720
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
God, man.

721
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Listen, so the guy, fucking Hunter Biden, what has he gotten away with?

722
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I wrote the party with him, man.

723
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Yeah, I mean...

724
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
He has fucking gotta be the most fucking fun.

725
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I think we talked about this before.

726
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Maybe we did.

727
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:45,000
You're just fucking getting your rocks off, figuring it out, and literally, and the secret surface is outside your door.

728
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Protecting you.

729
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Nobody can come in and do anything.

730
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
That's probably the most...

731
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
That's why he's so relaxed.

732
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:57,000
I mean, that's why a normal person would never film themselves smoking crack.

733
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
You know, you fucking don't want to...

734
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Yeah, but look what happened to Clarence Thomas.

735
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Wasn't that the guy...

736
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Or no, Rob Ford.

737
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Remember Rob Ford?

738
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
The guy from Canada, the crackhead?

739
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
You got...

740
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Shout out, RIP Rob Ford.

741
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Why, is he dead?

742
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Yeah, dude, he's dead.

743
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Rob Ford dying?

744
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Oh, yeah, dude.

745
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Oh, man.

746
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Did you ever see those?

747
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,000
He would be smoking crack and going and talking on TV.

748
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
He was a balloonist.

749
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
He was a little bit of a barian, barian Washington, D.C.

750
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Yeah, he got called out.

751
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
He's still alive.

752
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
He's smoking crack.

753
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
I don't know about that, but...

754
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
How about there was two Chinese...

755
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:37,000
There was a Chinese police station, busted in New York City, that are like policing the Chinese people,

756
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,000
aside from regular police, like you're not being a good Chinese citizen.

757
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
United States police.

758
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yeah, not a US.

759
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
It was a...

760
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
They deemed themselves as a sovereign entity.

761
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
They made their own...

762
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Yeah, they made their own police station and are only fucking with Chinese people that aren't being, you know, good Chinese citizens.

763
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I heard about this.

764
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Isn't that crazy?

765
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Not really.

766
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
To me it is.

767
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Why is it to you?

768
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
I don't know.

769
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Do you think we have fucking police stations set up in other countries, policing just American people?

770
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Yeah, they're called their fucking embassies and we fucking...

771
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Come on, man, you're kidding me, right?

772
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
No.

773
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
You don't think there's some...

774
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,000
These are cops going around and fucking with regular everyday people.

775
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
And the funny thing is...

776
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
The embassy is only for out-of-towners.

777
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
These people are people that live here.

778
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Yeah, but I'm just saying, that's our base of operations is the embassy.

779
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Right, right.

780
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
You know what I mean?

781
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
We're sharing information.

782
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000
They got their embassy and they fucking got police stations set up all over the fucking place.

783
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
It doesn't really shock you, though.

784
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
It's just crazy to me.

785
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
I mean, look at how people are treated in China.

786
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Simply, they got a billion motherfuckers there too.

787
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Isn't that crazy?

788
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
They're treated wonderfully.

789
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
There's a billion motherfuckers.

790
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
That's a lot of people, man.

791
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Just as fucking...

792
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
The funny... like what?

793
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Ask the new politicians, our US politicians, all those fucking people.

794
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000
They'll tell you that the people in China are getting treated wonderfully.

795
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Come on.

796
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Oh, yeah, they're fucking liars, of course.

797
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
You know they're not, but they're a bunch of fucking assholes.

798
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
They love China.

799
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Still communism.

800
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
That's what they want here, man.

801
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
No.

802
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
That's what we're gonna have.

803
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
It's never happened.

804
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
The fuck it ain't, man.

805
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
You believe communism's gonna happen?

806
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Yeah, I do.

807
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I don't think so.

808
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Dude, we already had political prisoners.

809
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
People in prison.

810
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And?

811
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Well, that's fucking shit they do in communist countries.

812
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Yeah, but you're talking... you're comparing apples and oranges with...

813
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
No, I'm not, man.

814
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
People sitting in prison not getting charged for fucking years.

815
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
But that's your only argument right there, okay?

816
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
That's a pretty big one, man.

817
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
That's a pretty fucking big one.

818
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,000
If I was sitting in fucking prison for no fucking reason, I don't think that would be cool.

819
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Half the people in prison tell you they're not supposed to be in prison.

820
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Yeah, but those motherfuckers are criminals.

821
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
I'm talking.

822
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,000
I'm talking people that are not even criminals, man.

823
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
What do you mean, though?

824
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
What do you mean, not even criminals?

825
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Not even criminals.

826
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Well, you have to elaborate on that.

827
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
You can't just say they're not criminals and they're in prison.

828
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
What did they do?

829
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
I bought all the fucking people from January 6th.

830
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Oh, it always comes back to January 6th.

831
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
And what did I tell you?

832
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
I was out there selling grilled cheese.

833
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Right.

834
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:10,000
And you're lucky you're not fucking locked up because of it, man.

835
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I mean, do you really want to talk about January 6th?

836
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
No, I don't.

837
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
That's why I wasn't even saying it, but they're just a bunch of fucking assholes.

838
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Who's assholes?

839
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
The government, man.

840
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
The fucking politicians, you know, everybody.

841
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It's not even the politicians.

842
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
It's money, literally.

843
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah, I know.

844
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
I know.

845
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
It's money control.

846
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
It's just bullshit because they're the ones lying to us.

847
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
We have a...

848
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Listen, I'm that left.

849
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I'm that right.

850
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I'm that center.

851
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
I don't care.

852
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
That's what I am.

853
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
You're not saying anything.

854
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
But here's the deal.

855
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
The person that is the president of our country is a buffoon.

856
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Yeah.

857
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
He really is.

858
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
That's what I was saying.

859
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
The fucking guy is out of his mind and it's on video.

860
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
And we're not making this up.

861
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Over and over every day.

862
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
You know what I mean?

863
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Like, don't you think...

864
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
You're the fucking idiot.

865
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Like, these are people that, like, our country voted for this person.

866
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
A 25-year-old...

867
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
I don't know about that, man.

868
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
A 25-year-old voted for...

869
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I don't know if everyone was voting for him if they knew all the facts before they...

870
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
A 25-year-old votes for a 79-year-old or...

871
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Whatever.

872
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
You know what I mean?

873
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Like, I don't...

874
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000
I mean, I don't know...

875
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
I'm not in tune with anybody.

876
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Millennials, young people, you know what I mean?

877
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I'm in my own bubble of what I do.

878
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:25,000
But you would think that some people would be like, hey, is this person competent to run

879
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
a country?

880
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Even though he's not running a country, though.

881
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
He's a patsy.

882
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
He's not even competent to fucking read off the prompter.

883
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
And who knows if he can wipe his own ass?

884
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I mean, they probably got the days in the White House.

885
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,000
So, and then you throw in the mishmash of Hunter, which is hilarious.

886
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah.

887
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Or what's his name?

888
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Hunter.

889
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Is it Hunter?

890
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Hunter, yeah.

891
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Okay.

892
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,240
Hey, how about the fucking three days, three nights in a row this weekend, the fucking

893
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,000
kids going wild downtown in Chicago?

894
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
How about it?

895
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
They're not showing it on the news, you know why?

896
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah, they are, they showed it on the news all over the place.

897
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Not on our fucking local news, man.

898
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah, it was all over the place.

899
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
It was?

900
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yeah.

901
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Channel 9.

902
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I don't have TV.

903
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
But how in the fuck would you know?

904
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Because when I look at the fucking...

905
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
It was...

906
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
When I look...

907
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Okay, go ahead.

908
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
When you look at your feed, it was there.

909
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Yeah, it was fucking...

910
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Channel 2 and Channel 5.

911
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
We're keeping it under wraps.

912
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Needle's fucking saw it because he reads the internet.

913
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,240
But on the actual news, they're not showing it because they want to have the Democratic

914
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,440
National Convention here and they don't want to...

915
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,600
It's already coming next year.

916
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,000
Right, but they don't want to fuck out everybody.

917
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Dude, the way...

918
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
By showing this, that's why they're not showing it.

919
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Listen, do you know what's coming to town?

920
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
NASCAR.

921
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Oh, wow.

922
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Listen, NASCAR's coming to town, all right?

923
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
And it's going to be...

924
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
They're going to drive downtown and they're shutting down...

925
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
What do you mean drive downtown?

926
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
They're shutting the roads down...

927
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
They're shutting the roads down on the streets?

928
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Yes.

929
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Get the fuck out of here.

930
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
And they're shutting the roads down...

931
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
I thought NASCAR ran on a track.

932
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Yes, but they do like these street races.

933
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Oh, wow.

934
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
And they're going to fucking race downtown.

935
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Holy fuck, man.

936
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
That is kickass.

937
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Not really.

938
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000
What kind of people are going to come to prey on these people?

939
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Whatever, I'm not going to be there, but it'll be good.

940
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Well, I'm just saying, think about this.

941
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Do you know what I mean?

942
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Are those M&Ms in your pocket?

943
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Jesus, Larry.

944
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Larry's eating on Mike again.

945
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
But, so these...

946
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
No, what kind of people are going to come and prey on them?

947
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Hundreds of kids are running rampant in the city on a weekend.

948
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
NASCAR's coming to town on a weekend.

949
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Holy people are on their tires beating the fuck out of them.

950
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
And two people got shot.

951
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
There's a video of...

952
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
You can actually see there's a fight breaks out.

953
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Well, the fight breaks out.

954
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
People are like, oh, there's a fight.

955
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Everybody rushes towards it.

956
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
All the other people rushes away.

957
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
You see, no, I see two muzzle shots and two kids got shot.

958
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
And everybody runs away, dude.

959
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
It is like a tidal wave.

960
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Like all the kids run in and then they run back.

961
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Dude, they were jumping on public buses.

962
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
And smashing those other people's cars.

963
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
The new mayor of Chicago said that, what happened this weekend?

964
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
It's because the kids have nowhere to go hang out.

965
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:23,000
They have no programs and we haven't provided them with enough outlets to suppress their anger and their issues.

966
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
I'm misquoting him.

967
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
I'm putting my...

968
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Those paraphrasing.

969
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Well, those are my words.

970
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yeah, that's called paraphrasing, you dumbass.

971
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Larry, man, I'm going to hit you with a bottle.

972
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:44,000
It won't hurt though because you're drinking a fucking plastic pint of fucking Skull this fucking dirt.

973
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Don't break the fourth wall, you ass clown.

974
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
What are you doing?

975
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
So, the only...

976
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:56,000
So when all these people come to town for NASCAR and they shut all these roads down, there's no traffic.

977
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000
All of this is foot traffic now.

978
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
People...

979
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000
So say you live six blocks away from where they're blocking off the road.

980
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Now you have to walk six blocks and all these people know this.

981
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Now robberies are...

982
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:23,000
It's crazy that they're bringing NASCAR to the capital murder capital in the United States.

983
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Probably the continent or maybe this hemisphere.

984
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
No, just in the United States.

985
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
We are Chicago is the murder capital.

986
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Mexico's got its beat, but...

987
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I just said United States, you funook.

988
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Jesus, dude.

989
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,000
You're not listening Larry. Larry's in Larry Land right now.

990
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
You're an ass clown.

991
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
What was that?

992
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
You're a major dickhead, that's what you are.

993
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Get it together, you shrooming bastard.

994
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Fucking guys over here licking the wall.

995
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
I'm turning over conversation with them.

996
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
But now, so why the fuck would you...

997
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Why wouldn't NASCAR agree to come to the murder capital of the United States?

998
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
And you know it's a shame too because it is a fucking beautiful place.

999
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
It really is. I love that Chicago.

1000
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Man, the lakefront, north avenue beach.

1001
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Dude, the shed aquarium.

1002
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000
My wife's father used to have a fucking...

1003
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
He used to live all the way downtown on Michigan Avenue.

1004
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
That fucking place.

1005
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
The innitles would be all fucked up in the top swimming pool.

1006
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
It had the highest swimming pool in Chicago.

1007
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
But now I'm sure it's beat.

1008
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Definitely, no, but at that time, 15 years ago, not even long ago, something like that.

1009
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
It was fun.

1010
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
And it just had a railing that was...

1011
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000
You could throw a tennis ball at the Hancock Center and hit it.

1012
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
That's how close it was north.

1013
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000
You could see other people, you could see chicks sunbathing.

1014
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
There's pervert Larry.

1015
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Listen to this, Mary.

1016
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I'm not the perv.

1017
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
You're husband.

1018
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Fuck you.

1019
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Exactly.

1020
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I've already seen about sunbathing chicks Larry.

1021
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Remember how easy it was to see them all laying out?

1022
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,000
People that were in the actual pool that lived there though were frightened of us when they saw us.

1023
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Well, yeah, because look at them.

1024
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Whatever.

1025
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
They can't see us, but the people in the radio can't see us on the internet.

1026
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Well, I know. I've already described.

1027
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I want them to draw what you look like so we can hang it up in the post office.

1028
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
That'd be hilarious.

1029
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
And then we'll just like the Larry and Needle's podcast underneath it.

1030
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
They're like, who put this up?

1031
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
What's he wanted for kissing Bobby?

1032
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
No, man.

1033
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Oh, that shit's hilarious though.

1034
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000
So, okay, Chicago, yeah, these mobs of kids.

1035
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
There, go wow.

1036
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Wait a second.

1037
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
No, no, no, wait. How are you going to solve it?

1038
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Well, you can't solve it. Here's what they're doing, man.

1039
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
They're getting together on fucking...

1040
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Yeah, we just talked about this. I know.

1041
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
That's how they're all knowing we're going to go.

1042
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
It's like a flash bob or something.

1043
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Beyond that, because they're all lying and crazy.

1044
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000
But now, the problem is though, mob mentality.

1045
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Yeah.

1046
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Okay? When you get 20 people together, if one dude is one dude's a bad dude,

1047
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,000
he can influence three guys, the other three guys will follow along.

1048
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
You know what I mean? They're like lemmings, man.

1049
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah.

1050
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
And people get off on violence, people get off on that shit.

1051
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Fuck yeah.

1052
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
And you remember when you were a kid, it's fun breaking a fucking window.

1053
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Well, but they have the mentality of going down there and this guy's carrying a gun.

1054
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Right, that's a different...

1055
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,000
You know what I mean? Like, this guy's going down there and somebody bumped into me.

1056
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Now, I got a fucking op.

1057
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Somebody fucking looked at me, somebody said something to me,

1058
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
and now a fight breaks out, two kids are shot.

1059
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000
And the problem is, is that the kids that are getting shot are young.

1060
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
They're young.

1061
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah.

1062
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
14, 12, 13.

1063
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
And the kids that are getting shot are just there for a good time, man.

1064
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
They don't have a fucking beat.

1065
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
But these guys are rioting, though.

1066
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
They're not having a good time.

1067
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Well, it's fun for them, man.

1068
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
The problem is though, how do you control kids?

1069
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
You can't.

1070
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Seriously?

1071
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Yeah, I think there was only 15 arrests.

1072
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
The police cannot do anything.

1073
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Out of all this shit, there was only 15 arrests.

1074
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
No, yeah, nine adults and six kids.

1075
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
That's fucking ridiculous.

1076
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:24,000
But I mean, what can the police do?

1077
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000
And the best is now, remember the Democratic National Convention when they cracked skulls?

1078
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Yeah.

1079
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I wish I had more info on this, but back in the 70s, 69, Nixon, was it Nixon?

1080
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Oh, shit.

1081
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
I have a retard.

1082
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Nixon, uh.

1083
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
That's fine though.

1084
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
So what happened was in Chicago?

1085
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
That was Bobby Kennedy, man.

1086
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
That was fucking Bobby Kennedy.

1087
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Oh, Nixon is, uh, which is amazing.

1088
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Larry just pulled out.

1089
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Nixon's a Republican, man.

1090
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
So, the Democratic National Convention.

1091
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
No, I don't know, man.

1092
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
No, that was fucking Bobby Kennedy.

1093
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Oh, okay.

1094
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Then he got shot by Cyrans.

1095
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Cyrans, didn't he?

1096
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Fucking shot.

1097
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yes, Cyrans, Cyrans.

1098
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Shout out.

1099
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
No.

1100
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Horrible, man.

1101
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
In the kitchen.

1102
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
What are the odds about the Kennedys, man?

1103
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
That guy was probably, Sir Hand was probably, he looked like a cool fucking guy.

1104
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
He looked like a cool fucking cat, man.

1105
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I liked him.

1106
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I liked his look.

1107
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
He looked like a smooth fucking dude.

1108
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
And the thing was, I'm sure he was MK Altrud, man.

1109
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
They fucking had that motherfucker under mind control.

1110
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Okay.

1111
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
You know?

1112
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000
And here's the thing, when they talk to him, he's like, I do not remember doing it, and

1113
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I don't know why I did it.

1114
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:43,000
When he, they say something or do something or hit some kind of electrical pulse, and when

1115
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
they do this, man, you do whatever it is you're going to do.

1116
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
And you don't even know you're going to do it.

1117
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
You know what I'm saying?

1118
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
They have those movies when they pick up the phone and they say a word, and then the guy

1119
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
goes on the fucking screen.

1120
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
And then the light switch clicks on.

1121
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
And that's what happened with Sir Hand, Sir Hand, man.

1122
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
You think that's allegedly.

1123
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Well, that's pretty much what I think, yeah, allegedly, because he literally did not remember

1124
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
doing it.

1125
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Okay.

1126
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
And he didn't want to do it.

1127
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
He said, I have nothing against, I have no qualms with Kennedys.

1128
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
But isn't that crazy?

1129
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
But you know, Kennedys, man, Kennedys was like Trump.

1130
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
They fucking hated Kennedys.

1131
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
They didn't openly do it like they do it now.

1132
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000
That is the biggest conspiracy theory ever, the Kennedys, man.

1133
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Oh, man.

1134
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
That is what the mother fucker wrote the head deals.

1135
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
What was that?

1136
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Not the general, what the fuck is that called?

1137
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Well, in our last episode, I read out that fucking list of Kennedys facts.

1138
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah, but what was his name?

1139
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
What's the attorney general?

1140
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Attorney general.

1141
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
He was the attorney general and fucking.

1142
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
The AG.

1143
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Man.

1144
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
And they both get smoked, man.

1145
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I'm the OG.

1146
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
He was the AG.

1147
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Get smoked in the kitchen.

1148
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yeah.

1149
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
And they have it all on video.

1150
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Crazy, man.

1151
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yeah.

1152
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Yeah.

1153
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
They didn't like him, man.

1154
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
They didn't like the Kennedys.

1155
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
They knew that the Kennedys, the Kennedys, even though they had money and they were kind

1156
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
of insiders, their dad was an insider.

1157
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
These, the kids were fucking looking.

1158
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
He's a big bootlegger.

1159
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Yeah.

1160
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
That's how we started.

1161
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
And fucking.

1162
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Big Joe, right?

1163
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Big Joe Kennedy.

1164
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,000
And Robert Kennedy was, he went after the mob hardcore.

1165
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
They fucking needed that motherfucker.

1166
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Well, what happened was.

1167
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Oh, they wanted him.

1168
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
What happened was the mob.

1169
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,000
It was easy for the government to blame the mob because.

1170
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000
No, what happened was Big Joe had the mob.

1171
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Back fucking go.

1172
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
What do you call it?

1173
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
I'm going after him anyway.

1174
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Oh my God.

1175
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I can't believe I forgot his name.

1176
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Fucking shot in the head.

1177
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Fucking.

1178
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Kennedy, which one?

1179
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Oh, JFK.

1180
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, JF, John F. Kennedy.

1181
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Yeah.

1182
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Yeah, but I can't, I had a fucking.

1183
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Motion.

1184
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
John Kennedy.

1185
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Yeah.

1186
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
So John Boy, well, not that's the other one.

1187
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
John Boy is JFK Junior.

1188
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Yeah.

1189
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
He died in a plane crash.

1190
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Well, supposedly.

1191
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Well, I'm just saying, dude, we just named three Cree.

1192
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
The dad was shot in the car.

1193
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
You know Hillary Clinton wanted to kill that motherfucker.

1194
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Listen, the Clintons got their own dirt.

1195
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
They wanted to kill Kennedy.

1196
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Because Hillary and JFK Junior were going after the same fucking position in New York.

1197
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
And when he died, Hillary got it.

1198
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
And then we're all over the place.

1199
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,000
So Big Joe gets fucking John fucking Bobby in there.

1200
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
No, John elected with the mob.

1201
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Bobby goes at no, no, no, no.

1202
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,000
And then fucking JFK appoints his brother to be the attorney general.

1203
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
And then they go after the mob, which is, dude, you don't buy.

1204
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Dude, you don't bite the hand that feeds you, do you?

1205
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
No.

1206
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
I mean, that is a fucking.

1207
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000
So if they didn't kill him with the MK Ultra and Sirhan Sirhan, the mob would have fucking

1208
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
got to him probably.

1209
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
One way or the other.

1210
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Yeah, that would have been two glories.

1211
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
He would have been either way.

1212
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,000
But how about Robert F. Kennedy Junior, man, the guy with the fucked up voice?

1213
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
How about Teddy?

1214
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
He's pretty cool.

1215
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Teddy, he's kind of a dirtbag.

1216
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
He killed somebody.

1217
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Yeah.

1218
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
He killed a girl.

1219
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Joanna, Joanna.

1220
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I don't know.

1221
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Shit, I ca-capec-ed me.

1222
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Joanna ca-pec-ed me.

1223
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I believe you.

1224
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000
If you just pulled that Larry Kudos to you, brother.

1225
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I might be fucking high on shrooms.

1226
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
You are.

1227
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
You're not might.

1228
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
You're beyond might.

1229
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
So.

1230
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
But the Kennedys have a weird thing though.

1231
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I mean, think about that.

1232
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Three.

1233
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Yeah.

1234
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
A president shot.

1235
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It's almost like they're cursed.

1236
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
A president shot.

1237
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,000
And the fact is, last week he had a child die in the White House while he had one of his

1238
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
children die.

1239
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
John F. Kennedy.

1240
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Remember I said Lincoln and Kennedy both had a child that died while they were in the White

1241
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
House?

1242
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
No, I don't.

1243
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
That was one of the facts from the last show.

1244
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Shit, man.

1245
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
That's crazy.

1246
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah.

1247
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
You never hear about that.

1248
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Well, I wonder if they make a book of creepy facts.

1249
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Lincoln had a bunch of kids that died though because back then they used to piss in a fucking

1250
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
little pot that they kept under their bed so everybody was having a piss shit pot.

1251
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

1252
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Yeah.

1253
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Well, you might want to throw this, you know, because they had a.

1254
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
They make a cholera.

1255
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
They might get, you know, they got some weird sickle out.

1256
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000
So I think he had like seven kids and like two of them fucking lived.

1257
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Well, yeah.

1258
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Oregon Trail shit, dude.

1259
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Like, that was a Wild West literally back then.

1260
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I mean, the hygiene was so hard.

1261
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
But he was even kind of rich and had a nice ass house like the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1262
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah, but they weren't have plumbing indoors.

1263
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
No, that's why I don't even like it.

1264
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
They don't have fucking fucking bed, man.

1265
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
No, they weren't wash it.

1266
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
It was one of those things, a commode.

1267
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
No, what?

1268
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
A little house?

1269
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000
No, the thing that's a little, no, they had a little hand.

1270
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah, and that wasn't a bedpan.

1271
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
No, that's like when you're in the hospital.

1272
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
This was a chamber pot.

1273
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Chamber pot.

1274
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Fuck yeah.

1275
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
There you go.

1276
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Needles with the fucking pot.

1277
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
I need three of them too.

1278
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I need three of them too.

1279
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Fucking scrambled motherfucking tickets.

1280
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
You ever see your brain on drugs?

1281
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Well, look at Needles brain.

1282
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yeah, I'm like, that's what it looks like.

1283
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
It's just my face burned up against the skillet.

1284
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:10,000
So they all had these fucking chamber pots.

1285
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And if you ever go to the house in Springfield, Illinois, downstate, you know, they have a

1286
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
fucking homo Lincoln.

1287
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Like all, yeah, the Lincoln's Lincoln's house when he was after he was like making it.

1288
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Okay.

1289
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And you'll notice that the beds are extra high off the ground.

1290
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Like they're real high.

1291
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Prayers and shit.

1292
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
And they had tall legs to keep the fucking shit hot.

1293
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
No, because they all had the fucking chamber pot underneath their bed.

1294
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And then some, you know, some.

1295
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Dude, imagine that.

1296
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Made would come in the morning or whatever.

1297
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Maybe they did it themselves.

1298
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I don't remember.

1299
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000
And had to empty out the shit and piss.

1300
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Why wouldn't you just shit outside?

1301
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Well, because they were rich.

1302
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
And that was what you did.

1303
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Listen, man, I shit outside all the time in a photo.

1304
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I mean, I was in a trader Joe's parking lot in the fucking city of their day.

1305
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Drop a shit in the fucking parking.

1306
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
No, I went to the trade.

1307
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
It was the, the Porta John.

1308
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Literally, there was a hundred car spots and there was a Porta John and cars were parked

1309
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
right next to it.

1310
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
People are like loading their groceries and I go to pick up this dude.

1311
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
No, I'm not in there.

1312
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Oh, Jesus, the homeless going there.

1313
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
It's fucking crazy.

1314
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
I thought you said you had a job with dudes.

1315
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I did. Yeah.

1316
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
And then I, my boys like, shout out big Zach.

1317
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
He's like, the Porta John's over there.

1318
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And I see just like the top of it because it's orange.

1319
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
And there's literally two cars parked next to it.

1320
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
And there's people loading groceries.

1321
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I'm like, I can't shit there.

1322
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,000
That's the craziest thing ever, man.

1323
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
No, it's not funny at all.

1324
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
You want to hear a funny story?

1325
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Of course I do.

1326
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Fucking dumbass.

1327
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I worked down, I was doing electrical work down in the city.

1328
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:02,000
And by the way, like I said, in an episode or two prior, it could be just a Larry show

1329
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000
because Needles is an electrician and he's going to get fucking sad.

1330
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Jesus.

1331
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Why would you put that juju on me, man?

1332
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Well, I know you're drunk at work.

1333
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
No, I'm not drunk.

1334
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Don't say that at all, man.

1335
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
I'm kidding.

1336
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
What are you doing, man?

1337
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
You can't just say stuff and say I'm kidding.

1338
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Well, I don't know.

1339
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Well, if you don't know, then don't say nothing.

1340
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
You're always drunk.

1341
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I'm not, what are you talking about?

1342
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I'm not drunk right now.

1343
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Oh.

1344
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Are you just...

1345
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
You're streaking.

1346
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Shut up.

1347
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
So I can't enjoy a beer?

1348
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000
This fucking guy, man.

1349
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I can't enjoy...

1350
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
I give the guy mushrooms and he knocks me out towards my nose.

1351
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I can't enjoy a bottle of Skoll out of the plastic bottle.

1352
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Jesus, man.

1353
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
So I don't even know what we were talking about.

1354
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
I started thrashing me.

1355
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
I love you, man.

1356
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
I love you too, Larry.

1357
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
You son of a bitch, dude.

1358
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,000
All right, so, oh, JFK, all that bullshit.

1359
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I mean...

1360
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Teddy, though, he was just a straight-up drunk dirtbag.

1361
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
He was looking to get laid.

1362
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
But he had money, though.

1363
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Oh, yeah.

1364
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
So when you were drunk...

1365
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
They had fucking money to burn.

1366
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Dude, if you have cashier drunk dirtbag...

1367
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Dude, they had money left over from the fucking bootlegging days still, probably.

1368
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Yeah?

1369
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
It's possible.

1370
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I mean, it is.

1371
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I don't know, man.

1372
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I mean, there's a lot of money.

1373
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I mean, dude, cook him on.

1374
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
The guy fucking...

1375
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,000
John John fucking crashes flying to a fucking place in Martha's Vineyard.

1376
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Yeah.

1377
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
I think that...

1378
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I don't know.

1379
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
You don't think Hillary planted a bomb in his fucking plane?

1380
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
No.

1381
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
They would have seen that.

1382
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Well, they're gonna report it because it's Hillary.

1383
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Huh?

1384
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
They're not gonna report it because it's Hillary.

1385
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Is everything a conspiracy theory with him?

1386
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
No, man.

1387
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Just when you're on mushrooms.

1388
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Conspiracy Larry on trumes.

1389
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
We're gonna make you title music for that.

1390
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
We're gonna put that behind.

1391
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:00,000
But when it boils down to it, the people with money get away with whatever they want.

1392
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
You get mad at...

1393
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Well, usually, yeah.

1394
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Would you really want to be the president?

1395
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
No.

1396
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
No way, man.

1397
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Would you want to be a senator?

1398
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
No, man.

1399
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
I wouldn't want to do that bullshit.

1400
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
I love what I do.

1401
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Yeah, me too.

1402
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
I love being an American.

1403
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Me too.

1404
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
But...

1405
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
But somebody's gotta be the president.

1406
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Well, those people hide behind the flag.

1407
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Man, that fucking shit is a tough ass.

1408
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Those people hide behind the flag.

1409
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
That's what they do.

1410
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
You know what I mean?

1411
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Like, they're untouchable.

1412
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Yeah.

1413
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
It should be the other way around.

1414
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
We're fucking Nazis.

1415
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
We should be bullying those motherf-

1416
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
They're not Nazis.

1417
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
I think they are.

1418
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000
No, they're not Nazis, man.

1419
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000
They're just fucking self-centered, narcissistic people that wanted to do a lot better than

1420
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,400
we did, and then they ended up in a position where they just do whatever the fuck they

1421
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,400
want.

1422
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,000
Kind of like what we do.

1423
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah.

1424
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Except now that we are on the basement, smoking weed, and mushrooms talking about the government.

1425
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
No facts.

1426
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
No, no.

1427
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000
I wonder how much they make.

1428
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,640
Oh, man, they fucking steal money hand over fist.

1429
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,000
Look at Nancy Pelosi with the insider trading.

1430
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,760
She has some fat tatties, dude.

1431
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:12,600
She does better than fucking Warren Buffett and shit and trading with her stocks.

1432
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,400
I still love it that her husband had a gay trist with a guy to hit him in the head with

1433
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,400
a hammer.

1434
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,000
Maybe there's an opening for you, man.

1435
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
What do you mean?

1436
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
To hit him in the head with a hammer?

1437
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
No, no.

1438
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
He's fucking...

1439
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
To be gay?

1440
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
No, man, for you to get with Pelosi.

1441
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,040
Man, I bust her hip.

1442
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,760
That's probably what she needs, and she can get painkillers for me.

1443
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:41,760
Okay, Nancy, why don't you get the Maxi Cotton's comment and know you know the Purdue family.

1444
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,760
I'm breaking all the fucking leg, bitch.

1445
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,760
Who made the Sackler family?

1446
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,760
Who made the Pills?

1447
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,760
Pfizer.

1448
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,760
Oxys, Pfizer.

1449
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760
Was it Pfizer?

1450
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,760
Yeah.

1451
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,760
I was hooked on those motherfuckers.

1452
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,760
Oh, I love them.

1453
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,320
Well, nobody asked, but okay, if you just want to tell the listeners.

1454
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,760
Tell them about that time you got caught blowing a dude.

1455
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760
Ah, man.

1456
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,760
You want to talk shit about me, bitch?

1457
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,760
No, actually, I got caught getting blown by a dude in the house.

1458
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,760
There you go.

1459
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,760
That makes it not gay, right?

1460
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,760
Oh, you was mean.

1461
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,760
Oh, Jesus, man.

1462
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,760
I got to look you in the eye when you say that.

1463
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,760
I looked you in the eye and laughed.

1464
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,760
No, that's reasonable.

1465
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,760
This guy is slandering me.

1466
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:30,760
It's like the story my dad told me when I was a kid about Mario the Bridge Builder.

1467
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,760
I don't know who that is.

1468
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,760
Yeah, he was this guy.

1469
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,760
He went and built all these beautiful bridges like the Golden Gate Bridge.

1470
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,760
Well, hence Mario the Bridge Builder.

1471
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:45,760
Yeah, and then all of a sudden one day he sucked just one dick and he was known as Mario the

1472
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:57,760
Cock-Sucker from then on.

1473
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:02,760
He was almost finished fucking Mario.

1474
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,760
I had to restrain myself.

1475
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,760
So he said, how did he get caught though?

1476
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,760
How did he get caught?

1477
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,760
I don't know.

1478
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:11,760
That's a part of the story.

1479
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,760
I don't want to know.

1480
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,760
He said, so be careful.

1481
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,760
You could do a lot of really good things and then you do one bad thing to be known.

1482
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,760
What's that called?

1483
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,760
E-Sop-Tales or something.

1484
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:25,760
Yeah, my dad, that was one of his E-Sop-Tales when I was a little boy.

1485
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,760
Don't suck dick, Larry.

1486
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,760
Well, no, you said you don't understand what that means, right?

1487
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,760
I said, yeah.

1488
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,760
The metaphor and he did it.

1489
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,760
I said, he got known for just the bad shit and not the good shit and he said, exactly.

1490
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,760
So fucking watch what you can do asshole.

1491
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,760
Yeah, now go practice with little Nikki and the pervs in the face.

1492
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,760
Now go write a fucking punk rock fucking masterpiece.

1493
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,760
Talking about getting sexual with a neighbor.

1494
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,760
Eight years old.

1495
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:58,760
And we will do this because Larry was in a band with No Shirt Nick.

1496
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,760
Shout out that they were called little Nikki and the perverts.

1497
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,760
Little Nikki and the perverts and how old were you?

1498
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,760
We were probably like, I was probably like nine or...

1499
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,760
We probably talked about this before.

1500
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,760
We definitely have, but fucking No Shirt Nick comes about eight.

1501
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,760
Yeah.

1502
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,760
And you did tell that story.

1503
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,760
Yeah, we already talked about that.

1504
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,760
We're going to get the tapes and we're going to fucking play them maybe after a show once.

1505
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,760
Yeah.

1506
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,760
If we can find them, do you still have them?

1507
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,760
I don't know where they are.

1508
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,760
They're somewhere in this fucking house.

1509
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,760
The masters are somewhere.

1510
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,760
They're inside your fucking, what was that called, that little play school?

1511
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,760
Remember that little jam box they had where you put the tapes in?

1512
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,760
No.

1513
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,760
I had it.

1514
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,760
I had this.

1515
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,760
No, not at all.

1516
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,760
You're just talking about what...

1517
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,760
Yeah, they used to have one.

1518
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,760
It was just like a little jam box and I'm just associating it with children.

1519
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,760
I see.

1520
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,760
Because you were little Nikki and the perverts.

1521
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:54,760
I see.

1522
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1523
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,760
But what I do have, man...

1524
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,760
It's gonorrhea.

1525
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,760
No.

1526
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,760
AIDS.

1527
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,760
Good guess, but no.

1528
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,760
I got this fucking...

1529
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,760
And he pulls out an R2-D2 that is about a foot salt.

1530
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,760
It's a fucking vintage fucking...

1531
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:10,760
Oh, holy shit.

1532
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,760
It's an R2-D2.

1533
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:12,760
It's a cassette player.

1534
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,760
And it came with a Star Wars cassettes that fit under here.

1535
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,760
No way.

1536
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,760
That's pretty cool, man.

1537
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,760
And look at this.

1538
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,760
Is that a speaker on the top?

1539
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,760
Yeah.

1540
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
And there's a handle?

1541
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,760
Yeah.

1542
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,760
No way.

1543
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,760
That thing's worth some money for.

1544
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,760
Fuckin' right it is.

1545
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,760
Whatever.

1546
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,760
And it works too, man.

1547
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760
Oh, yeah.

1548
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760
Last step I listened to was Nirvana and the Adidas.

1549
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,760
And you know what?

1550
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,360
If we're gonna send you guys t-shirts, you gotta send me your wife's or your girlfriend's dirty

1551
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,360
panties back.

1552
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,760
That'll cover shipping and handling.

1553
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:41,760
Nice.

1554
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,760
Now that's a fucking dirty...

1555
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,760
I don't want you to rub a tuna can on the crotch.

1556
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,760
That's the kind of dirtbag I'm associating with.

1557
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,760
But don't forget to include one for me.

1558
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,760
Yes, darling.

1559
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,760
Hi, Mary.

1560
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,760
But yeah, that thing's pretty fucking cool.

1561
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:58,760
How old is that?

1562
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,760
The volume is on the side.

1563
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,760
I'm not exactly sure.

1564
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,760
I mean, this is definitely not a visual podcast.

1565
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,760
Star Wars 8.

1566
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,760
No, I know.

1567
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,760
I'm just showing you.

1568
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,760
It's a little R2-D2.

1569
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,760
It's about a foot tall.

1570
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,760
It's got all these buttons on it that control that it's from the 80s.

1571
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:11,760
And you know what the problem is?

1572
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,760
It used to be probably very bright white, but from us just ripping heaters and joints

1573
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,760
and you know what I was telling you.

1574
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,760
But you know what, it could be washed off.

1575
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,760
It is brown.

1576
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,760
It's just got a lot of dust on it.

1577
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:21,760
It is brown.

1578
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,760
When you brought it out to the light, it's literally tar-smoked.

1579
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,760
R2-D2.

1580
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:32,880
And it came with like a little fucking Star Wars story, you know, read like a children's

1581
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,880
Star Wars book right there.

1582
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,760
Does that light work in the front?

1583
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,560
Yeah, I believe so.

1584
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,640
Everything does work on it.

1585
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,920
There's no batteries in there right now.

1586
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,640
We should just record a bunch of racist shit on a cassette and make it say it.

1587
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,640
Yeah, say it.

1588
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:48,640
We didn't say that.

1589
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,640
That was R2-D2.

1590
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,640
It's the robots that entered.

1591
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Maybe there's batteries in this bitch.

1592
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,640
I hope so.

1593
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,640
I mean, don't get distracted later.

1594
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:00,640
Yeah, dude, that can't fight now.

1595
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,640
I'm a fucking spinning.

1596
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,640
It works.

1597
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,640
I gotta find that dead can- I got dead canadies.

1598
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,640
Give me convenience or give me death.

1599
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,640
Yes.

1600
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,640
Holy shit.

1601
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,640
Remember I texted you that picture that day?

1602
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,640
No, I don't remember that at all.

1603
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,640
I said, look what I found and it was like a couple of dead canadies.

1604
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,640
Yeah, it was just you and three dudes.

1605
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,640
Look what I found.

1606
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640
Yeah.

1607
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:19,640
Yes.

1608
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,640
That's as fucking-

1609
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,640
Some guys that make Larry happy.

1610
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,640
Even out of your homosexual fantasies.

1611
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,640
Yeah, because that's what I think of you if I had homosexual fantasies.

1612
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,640
You're an Adonis, Larry.

1613
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,640
You're riding around your scooter.

1614
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,640
Yeah.

1615
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,640
Can I wear his fucking jeans when it's fucking July out?

1616
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Hey man, you don't see Fonsy walking around in shorts, do you?

1617
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,640
Yeah, but it was-

1618
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,640
When he jumped the shark, did he wear shorts?

1619
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,640
Huh?

1620
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,640
Did he jump?

1621
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,640
That's what you wear, leather jacket and shorts.

1622
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,640
Did he have shorts on when he jumped the shark or was he still wearing jeans?

1623
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,640
I think you wore shorts.

1624
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,640
I really do.

1625
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,640
I think they were blue with some sort of piping around them.

1626
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:58,640
And fucking-

1627
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,640
We'll look that up.

1628
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,640
Yeah.

1629
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,640
Man, we need a producer.

1630
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:02,640
Yeah.

1631
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,640
Big time.

1632
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,640
Man, but who wants to come and work with us and just smoke a little bit of-

1633
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,640
We need a Billy or Jerry or whatever the producer's name would be.

1634
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,640
Huh?

1635
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,640
We need like a-

1636
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,640
No shirt, Nick.

1637
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,640
Oh yeah, well Nick's fucking busy, man.

1638
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,640
Then we just have-

1639
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,640
You ain't got time, man.

1640
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,640
We should-

1641
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,640
All right, let's not talk about our show.

1642
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,640
Yeah.

1643
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,640
We should talk about that, but we always want to introduce new characters.

1644
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,640
We have a bunch of lively friends.

1645
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,640
Yeah, but they had an alarm that went off was our timer.

1646
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,640
I don't understand that, so please follow us.

1647
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,640
Yes.

1648
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,640
Subscribe.

1649
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,640
We're going to start a fucking, what do you call it, a web address.

1650
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,640
And we'll send you t-shirts, the first 10 people.

1651
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,640
We're kind of proud that we got the five hardcore motherfuckers.

1652
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,640
We had six, but obviously-

1653
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,640
That guy's a fed up.

1654
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,640
Yeah, he must have got offended by something, but that's-

1655
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:49,640
Or maybe he died.

1656
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,640
Or maybe he died.

1657
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,640
Actually, he'd still be a follower if he died.

1658
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,640
Somebody has to unsubscribe.

1659
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,640
But thank you for taking the time to unsubscribe.

1660
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,640
I appreciate that.

1661
00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:59,640
That takes, you know-

1662
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,640
Yeah, that takes a lot of-

1663
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,640
Two key strokes, but hey.

1664
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,640
You know?

1665
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,640
I appreciate it.

1666
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,640
It's a lot of work to put in there for us.

1667
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,640
Especially if you're a fat guy.

1668
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,640
I appreciate it.

1669
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640
You gotta take a breather after the first key stroke.

1670
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:19,640
First key stroke, have a break, take a fucking break, have a cigarette, relax, have the second key stroke.

1671
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,640
Hit enter, holy fuck.

1672
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,640
Well, you mean you gotta have a heater in your hand too.

1673
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,640
I have the whole time.

1674
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,640
All right, you ready?

1675
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,640
Peace.

1676
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,640
Thank you.

1677
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,640
We are Larry and Needles.

1678
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,640
I'm Larry.

1679
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,640
I'm Needles.

1680
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,640
And thanks for tuning in.

1681
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,640
Like and subscribe.

1682
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
It just-

1683
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,640
Larry and Needles.

1684
00:58:38,640 --> 00:59:03,640
I appreciate it.