1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Larry and Needles. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Larry and Needles. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 And I forgot to film you, Larry. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 You know you're not. Listen, welcome to Larry and Needles Show. I'm Larry's. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Wait, I'm fucking Needles, man. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 That's fucking Needles over there, and I gotta tell you, man, we got a special guest tonight that is a 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 motherfucker of a... 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 She's a tornado, in the Pandora's Box wrapped up in a enigma. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 We were doing a fucking... 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 We already did a podcast. 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:40,000 We did a podcast, and something happened with our machine. Either I fucked up, or something happened, a ghost, or something. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Larry didn't fuck up. Something just happened. 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 But anyways... 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 It was Jesus. 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:51,000 She fucking took Needles, left fucking slide off, and beat him about fucking six times. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Yeah, cause I said goddamn. 18 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I might as well get him in now. 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Sorry. Forgive this fucking moron, cause he does not know what he does. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 No, forgive this moron. 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 He's gonna go to hell. 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 But anyways, and... 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 So now take two. 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Yeah, so this is gonna be take two. 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 And you know what, it was a fucking shit show, to be honest with you. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Yeah, we were talking about our little brother, Soul the Court, pounded coke. 27 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 No, you don't have to bring it up. Jesus, I can't... 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Man, I was talking about Steamboat and fucking Needle in the corner. 29 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:29,000 We had Steamboat and Nina down here, and they were just talking and fucking making noise. 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Like a fucking nightclub in here. 31 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 So now we're gonna do another one. Listen. 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Jay is upstairs taking a piss right now. 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 You know what I wanna do? We need to start taking donations. 35 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I wanna get a float in the Gay Pride Parade. 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Okay. 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And we'll do a big needle, and you're inside the needle. 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Okay. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 You know what I hate? 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 You're trapped in there until the parade ends. 41 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 So there's a huge syringe. 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Fuck. 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 You don't like that? 44 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I don't know. 45 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I might do it. 46 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 I'll go for it. 47 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Yeah. 48 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Fuck, you gotta try everything. 49 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,000 You wear like a fontanini or something, like they got one piece. 50 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I got a fucking go on. 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 You're just trapped in there. 52 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Ah, shit. 53 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 That's alright. 54 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 It's like one of the money fucking chambers without the dollars flying around. 55 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Dude, there's a fucking way to beat those things. 56 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Because the rotation of the wind goes a certain way. 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Okay. 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 So I watched this video. 59 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 A guy took his shirt and he took it off. 60 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 A certain way. 61 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Well, it took his shirt off. 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Uh-huh. 63 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 And so what happens is when you put, okay, so it's a motor. 64 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 So the fan goes a certain way. 65 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Do you know what I mean, Lair? 66 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Yeah. 67 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Um, you got that joint or what? 68 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I brought down some weed. 69 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I got about, I don't know, half a pound here. 70 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Well, I mean, why the fuck are we saying that live on the air? 71 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Because, man. 72 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Okay, so, um... 73 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 My friend gave it to me. 74 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 And then... 75 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 So then... 76 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Should I say his name? 77 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Yeah, that is his last name too. 78 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Nice old tell him what he's doing also. 79 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I mean, fucking A, Larry. 80 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 So, excuse me. 81 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Um, what do you call it? 82 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Alright, so here she is, ladies and gentlemen. 83 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Jay, so... 84 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Yes, Mr. Needles. 85 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 So when he took his shirt off, the way that the money was going in the money booth, he 86 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 just collected it all in his shirt. 87 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 You know what a money booth is? 88 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 When they're blowing the money and they're mowing the dollars and everything. 89 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 90 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Yeah, so this guy showed how he did it and he just took his shirt off and put it in 91 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 one section because the money spins and he just collected all the fucking cash. 92 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Right, you just go to the store somewhere and it's from Alex from the fan. 93 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 How about, you ever see the guys take the borrowers? 94 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Did you guys introduce me? 95 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, so... 96 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 How did you introduce me? 97 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 We were talking about how great you were when you were upstairs taking the piss. 98 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, Lord, if they're lying, I'm gonna go back and record this and yell. 99 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Why would you record it? 100 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 How about listen to it? 101 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 You don't have to record it. 102 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yeah, you can listen to it. 103 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 If y'all... 104 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 You hear us fucking lying. 105 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Right, if I hear them and they said anything crappy, then y'all get to know them, remember 106 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 their voices. 107 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 You said gosh damn. 108 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 No, I didn't. 109 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Come on, what did you say about me? 110 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Rough girl. 111 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I said you're a fucking dope ass bitch, you ride or die, motherfucker, and you're crazy. 112 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Jay's one of the last... 113 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 And I said how in the last... 114 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Thank you, Needle. 115 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I said how in the last Lost episode that you took Needle's slide off and beat the fuck 116 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 out of him with it. 117 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 That is true, I did. 118 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I got one in before. 119 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I'll tell you what a dinosaur I am. 120 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I didn't know what slide meant. 121 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'm picturing a slide, you know, like a projector. 122 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Like a slide whistle. 123 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 There you had to tell me slide, me slippers. 124 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 How much of an OG relic? 125 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 So you have slippers though. 126 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Non-woke dinosaur I am. 127 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Yeah. 128 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Non-woke dinosaur. 129 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 That's why we love you. 130 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 As true as I am asleep, calm as asleep, fine. 131 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Ah. 132 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Compared to what? 133 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Being woke? 134 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'm just saying I ain't woke. 135 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Well, I'm a wake. 136 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I'm a wake. 137 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Not woke. 138 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I find it very ironic that they use it as a woke. 139 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 You can always tell because you fuckers are not awake. 140 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I'm a wake. 141 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 You all are not awake. 142 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 We're awake as shit, man. 143 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 I know what's going on. 144 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 We're awake, but they call themselves woke. 145 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah. 146 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Who does? 147 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, right, right. 148 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 We're awake. 149 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 We are not woke. 150 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Who calls themselves woke? 151 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 No. 152 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Here's the thing. 153 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Jay? 154 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 When you just woke up, you're all fucking tired and you don't know what's going on. 155 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I already been awake. 156 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 For 100,000 fucking years. 157 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 I'm saying I'm awake. 158 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'm not woke. 159 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Meaning, you know, isn't that what they call the term on the liberals? 160 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Woke? 161 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Yeah, I don't know. 162 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Well, I'm awake. 163 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm awake. 164 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 And I know my path. 165 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I think it's definitely in the opposite direction of theirs. 166 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Well, but I mean, everybody has an agenda, right? 167 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Absolutely. 168 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Would you stop drinking your beer if they fucking let somebody on there that you didn't like? 169 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Yes, I would boycott the beer. 170 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 You bet. 171 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Well, by the way, I'm very drunk. 172 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Okay, thanks very much for telling us that. 173 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I would boycott. 174 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Okay? 175 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 If they were made up of us. 176 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I don't know what to talk about. 177 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Yes, I would boycott. 178 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,000 So, if anybody wants to come to 123 Sweet Candy Cane Lane, Larry's giving out hand-eaten 179 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 blowjobs. 180 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I'm drunk, and I'm fucking easy. 181 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Woo-wee! 182 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I saw Larry riding on his scooter backwards. 183 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Yeah. 184 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 He was jutting and strutting. 185 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Yeah, he had my shirt off, and I had my fucking shorts on. 186 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Oh, fuck yeah, I've been riding the scooter. 187 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 You want to hear a good scooter story? 188 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Yeah, Larry's a big bicycle rider, a very habit swimmer. 189 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 No, I don't know about that. 190 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Yeah, he does that. 191 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 He's a big bike rider. 192 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 It's like 10 minutes, Dad, they're riding their bikes. 193 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 The fucking tour demands. 194 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 They enjoy it. 195 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 No, he's got a scooter. 196 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 You want to hear a good scooter story, Jay? 197 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Sure, tell me your scooter. 198 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Okay, so Larry and I, when we were in the throes of what we would call addiction, shall I 199 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 say? 200 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Uh-huh. 201 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 We got a Larry scooter. 202 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 So, yesterday? 203 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 No. 204 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 No, no, no. 205 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I've been clean for a long time. 206 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 You're just kidding. 207 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I'm just kidding, people. 208 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 You're a busmer. 209 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 See, it ain't funny when I do it, huh? 210 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 No, no, it's cool. 211 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 No, I just want to say, though. 212 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 We talk a lot of drug shit and we fucking make fun. 213 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 But the truth is, is I have been clean for three fucking years. 214 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 That is harsh. 215 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I've been clean for three hours. 216 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 No, you're talking to some OGs, one in our 50s. 217 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I know. 218 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 We've been there and done there. 219 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 But right now, I'm on mushrooms and I'm smoking weed. 220 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 We're Chicago sober. 221 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 We get to do mushrooms. 222 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Yeah, Chicago sober. 223 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Okay, I like that. 224 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Chicago sober. 225 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Okay, so fucking Larry and I do our thing and we go for a scooter ride. 226 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 On the same scooter? 227 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah, on the same scooter. 228 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 With this riding bitch. 229 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah, with my arms around him. 230 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Ew. 231 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 My arms are around him. 232 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 It was a little gay, but it was fun. 233 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 And I'm passed out. 234 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 And I am too. 235 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:26,000 But we come to it a traffic light and there's a family in a miniband. 236 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 J, we were on fucking like, I don't know where we were. 237 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 We ended up in somebody's back. 238 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 You guys are. 239 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I'm telling you, double Larry's. 240 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 How in the fuck did we get here, man? 241 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Larry and Larry show. 242 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I fucking, uh, we were in somebody's back yard. 243 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 We were literally in someone's back yard at like a graduation party. 244 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Oh my God. 245 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And all my scooter needles was on the back and I'm like, holy shit. 246 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 So we like, and then we ended up by the retention pod. 247 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,000 J, we drove, I rode over a fucking little like bridge over like a backyard stream. 248 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 It was bridge over troubled waters. 249 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Definitely. 250 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 What does it matter with you two? 251 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 A lot of things. 252 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 I mean, but we own them. 253 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Oh, that's right. 254 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 It was the drugs. 255 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:11,000 So I wake up and we're at a stoplight and he wakes up and there's just a family in a minivan 256 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 looking at us. 257 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Look at them fucking fruits. 258 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,000 And we were on Lake Street and fucking a Lake Street and worked like a Thornton goer. 259 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 At Lake Street. 260 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 That's not, is it? 261 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 What's that? 262 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Is it legal to ride a scooter on Lake Street? 263 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Yeah. 264 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Without a license plate. 265 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah, man. 266 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I got a license plate. 267 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Oh, you do? 268 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yeah. 269 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I'm floating a legit driver. 270 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 We were just high on dope. 271 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 We were driving dirty. 272 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 All the drugs were, they pull us over and they're like, you guys have drugs on you? 273 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Nope, they're in us. 274 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 They're already in us. 275 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 But it's a good story though. 276 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Oh my God. 277 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's pretty fucking funny. 278 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 That is. 279 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 True story, Nina. 280 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Thanks, Nina. 281 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 You know what? 282 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I'm really glad those days are behind you boys. 283 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah, you know what though? 284 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 They were fun while they lasted though. 285 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I'm so glad you survived. 286 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 I'm so glad you came out the other end. 287 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 It's possible. 288 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Me too. 289 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Yeah. 290 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 It's still dirt bags. 291 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 It's policy blank. 292 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Well, yeah, you're always going to be a dirt bag, but it is possible to survive. 293 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It is possible to survive. 294 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 It's possible to come out the other end. 295 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Well, yeah, shit. 296 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 There's only other two ways, right? 297 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,000 It's just like when you get shit out the maggot at the car show. 298 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 At the car show. 299 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 So many people have passed away going. 300 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Yeah, coming blood all over you. 301 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Here you go, coming blood stuff. 302 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh, down to the street. 303 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I just threw needles his own giant joint. 304 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Here's a giant joint for Jay. 305 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I love you, Larry. 306 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I love you too, Jay. 307 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 This is how we rock here at the fucking Larry and Neal show. 308 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 If I actually really kept a strength from myself, it'd last me a month. 309 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Oh, man. 310 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 You can cheer with me. 311 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'm the lightweight, yo. 312 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 You're not like Randy, right? 313 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Well, I'm a two-hits, I'm good. 314 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I don't do that oil either or none of them pads. 315 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 The oil, that shit's fucking crazy. 316 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I don't like it. 317 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Why not? 318 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I don't like it. 319 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Well, first of all, when I take a hit at those, I call them crackpot heads. 320 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 My son would just crackpot heads. 321 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 What does he have? 322 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 You know, like the kids. 323 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Oh, the dabs. 324 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 The dabs. 325 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 What the fucking blowtorch? 326 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Shit, it's like you're cooking up crack. 327 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 It's pot, get a crackpot. 328 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 You should need fucking propane and a whole fucking cake. 329 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 If we're going to break out of torch like that, man, let's fucking make some cocaine. 330 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Someone's going to stay up all night. 331 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Exactly. 332 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 The fucking relation our times. 333 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Okay. 334 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I was shut up. 335 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 You know, you get a buzz when you smoke with me. 336 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 All the blood rushes right to my face. 337 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 I can feel my face gets hot. 338 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 It gets red and shit. 339 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Jay, I got an adult rush. 340 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I had a really buzz, but then it wears off and like, I have an adult version of that. 341 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I have an adult version of that apparatus where you don't need all the torches and shit. 342 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Well, yeah, they got all kinds of things. 343 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah, and it's just an electronic thing. 344 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 You put the body in the hands and you do a fucking nice dab hit and you're fucking sailing. 345 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 I don't like it. 346 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 It just doesn't sit. 347 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I just don't prefer it. 348 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I do. 349 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 You concentrate. 350 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I like smoking dabs. 351 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 I like smoking weed. 352 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 I don't like the dabs. 353 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 The dabs are okay. 354 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I'm old school. 355 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Give me a corn cob pipe with real weed. 356 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Corn cob pipe. 357 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 And a button nose. 358 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 The fucking Jim Crow over here. 359 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Smoked out of corn cob. 360 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 When we would go on tour. 361 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Jenny Boatman would be buried with a full bowl. 362 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,800 Listen, when I would go on tour in Europe with the band, I would fucking get a bunch of 363 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,000 corn cob pipes, smoke out of those. 364 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Because they always had hash out there and fucking, you needed a pipe. 365 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 And when we would cross the border, I would just give the pipe to some groupie at the 366 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 last town and fucking move on with my clean shit. 367 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 They're nice to porrace and smoke a lot of tea. 368 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 So there's an American crossing the border with a bunch of pipes that are on the east. 369 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I like a standard method. 370 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah, well at least, you know, they kill you have drugs on you, right? 371 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 They know I'm going to get drugs. 372 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I usually, the drugs will be gone before we cross the border. 373 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Well, nobody else did them. 374 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Right. 375 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I would do all the drugs. 376 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 You're like, hold on to this for a minute. 377 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Put this in your prison wallet. 378 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 We've got to cross the border, bud. 379 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah. 380 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Hold this for me. 381 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 It's in your base case. 382 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 It wasn't mine, dude. 383 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Trying to explain to some fucking... 384 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Telling the cop that ain't my guitar case. 385 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 No, man. 386 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Shit, I don't play bass, brother. 387 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 There's just a bunch of shit in there. 388 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 There's everything you can think of. 389 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Sometimes the cops would pull us over and look in the van and just be like, ah, fucking 390 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 forget it. 391 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 It would already be such a mess and they'd just be like, fuck it. 392 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 So much paperwork. 393 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 We'll let you boys go. 394 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Have a nice day. 395 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 They're just going to have to search it, though. 396 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 They're going to move all that shit. 397 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yeah, it would just be a big pain in the ass for them. 398 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I would search a shit. 399 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I'm afraid I'd be pricked by something and... 400 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I don't... 401 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I don't kind of fucking... 402 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Larry never did needle drugs, though. 403 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 None of those guys did needle drugs. 404 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 No, man, we didn't fucking shoot, though. 405 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 They never fucking needle drugged. 406 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Cut your hand out of crack pipe. 407 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I caught my fucking index finger on a crack pipe one night, the night before a tour. 408 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Only once? 409 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 It's only happened? 410 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Goddamn, Jay. 411 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Spit in the trees once. 412 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Holy shit, man. 413 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Hey, that one slipped by, too. 414 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 That's the one time he remembers. 415 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Yeah. 416 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Well, I remember because I had a giant gas across my finger and I'm thinking, fuck, man, 417 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I need that finger on almost every single... 418 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I need it on every single cord and every single riff. 419 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 That's his moneymaker. 420 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I'm sure. 421 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I played through the pain, Jay. 422 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 You played through the pain. 423 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I played through the pain. 424 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 You have extreme... 425 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Idiocracy. 426 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 I don't know if y'all know what Larry looks like, but he's not like a gigantic... 427 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Oh, no, we're trying to have a contest between the fans. 428 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 No, don't worry. 429 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Mike points out that I'm a fruit digger. 430 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 His hands look like they're... 431 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Yeah. 432 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 He looks like a... 433 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Like you're a handshoey. 434 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Yeah. 435 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Look, they're so cringey. 436 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 They're so cringey. 437 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Fucking sheer odd. 438 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Is this Mike good or no? 439 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 His hands aren't really, really... 440 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Have a seat there. 441 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 They're like giant fucking giant man. 442 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Hey, we got another special guest here tonight. 443 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Recurring gas. 444 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 We do another OG, if you will. 445 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 OG fucking gas. 446 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Oh, and for... 447 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 He's all chelped up on pizza and he's ready to roll. 448 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 How you doing, Am fork? 449 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 This motherfucker came over the free pizza. 450 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Hi, Mark. 451 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 How you doing, Am fork? 452 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Okay. 453 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 You want to smoke some weed? 454 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Yeah, I have weed. 455 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I have weed. 456 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Okay, yeah. 457 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 It's the correct baby. 458 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 The correct baby mobile. 459 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Sure. 460 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 There we go, Jason and now, Mark. 461 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I'm doing great. 462 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 I'm doing great. 463 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Right? 464 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 465 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 You should do it. 466 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I'm just starting to bring up a lot of Am ports. 467 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 I was going to say, here we go. 468 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Here we go. 469 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000 He didn't even sit down for fucking one second. 470 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 So this is Mark Am ports. 471 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Again, who's known me since I'm 11. 472 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I'm not making Marky. 473 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,000 You know, I mean, we should give people an idea really how long we've known each other. 474 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Yeah, yeah. 475 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Just let the listeners know. 476 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Larry and I are... 477 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Am fork smokes out of a tobacco pipe. 478 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I'm 53. 479 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 He's smoking. 480 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I'm 53. 481 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Larry, you're going to be 55, right? 482 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Dude, I'm 56 already. 483 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Oh, that's right. 484 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 I'm 54 in October. 485 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Oh, that's sad. 486 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Man, you're an old ass bitch. 487 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000 That's me. 488 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 I am. 489 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 So he is 56. 490 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 You're lucky that someone's willing to break your neck. 491 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Mike, you're six years younger than us. 492 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Something late. 493 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Were you 77? 494 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Let's try to let the fucking... 495 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 When were you born? 496 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Yeah, he's 77 years old. 497 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I'm a bicentennial baby. 498 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Were you born in 1977? 499 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 No, bicentennial was 1976. 500 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 1976? 501 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I'm a couple months older than that. 502 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 A bicentennial baby. 503 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Bicentennial baby. 504 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 So you're born in 77. 505 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 So Mikey, I didn't hear him say bicentennial. 506 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Listen, smart ass. 507 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 I didn't hear 77. 508 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I'll be a fucking wiser. 509 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 You're talking to a goodie, your asshole. 510 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I'll be a fucking wiser. 511 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:22,000 So, Needle's over here is seven years younger than me, eight years younger than Joey, but 512 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 he also... 513 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 It's been decades, dude, now. 514 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 20 years. 515 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 20 years younger than me. 516 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yes. 517 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I mean, because you were a teenager. 518 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Yes. 519 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 And now I'm 50. 520 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I mean, so we got decades. 521 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Now, Amport is... 522 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 OG, motherfucker. 523 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 He's Larry's age, two years older than me. 524 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Amport is older than me. 525 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Are you older, Mark? 526 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 How much? 527 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Just about a month. 528 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 A couple of years. 529 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,000 So when you hear all these stories, you know, these are like stories. 530 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 So he's a year older, almost. 531 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Not quite. 532 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Just a year? 533 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Not quite. 534 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 About 10 months. 535 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 So what I want to say about 10 months. 536 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 What the fuck up with the story? 537 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 I think it's one of the funniest stories. 538 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah, let's hear the story. 539 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Who cares how old we are? 540 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Mark is very, very mellow, okay? 541 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 If you know him. 542 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 He's real fucking mellow. 543 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000 If you make him nervous, he can get a little squirrelly, but he's real... 544 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Real mellow, right? 545 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Amport is really mellow. 546 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Not violent. 547 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 He's not mellow. 548 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 No, that's bullshit. 549 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 He's violent. 550 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Not triple-broked. 551 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Not triple-broked. 552 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Even he's laughing at that. 553 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 I know. 554 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 That's not really violent. 555 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 He takes a lot for Mark to get violent. 556 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 No, it doesn't at all. 557 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Not that much. 558 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 When we were younger, it did. 559 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 I've seen him kill him. 560 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,600 I want to bring up the story, Mark. 561 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,000 I beg the differ, but go ahead. 562 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Yeah, I wasn't there. 563 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I want to kick a person out of the car. 564 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I want to bring up the story of when Nick Hulman fucked with your radio and he finally stabbed him. 565 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Oh, man. 566 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Were you there then? 567 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 No. 568 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 You guys got to tell the story. 569 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 I remember just... 570 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I know, but you... 571 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 We don't want to live through that. 572 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 All right, never mind. 573 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 My story sucks. 574 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Mark's moving along. 575 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 He's getting the shit out of his roommate for leaving the stereo on. 576 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Oh, I am, by the way. 577 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 That stupid look he had. 578 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 What look did he have? 579 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 He turned the stereo on. 580 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 He's in a fucking beating. 581 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 He's looked at you like such a wager. 582 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I mean, a high song, a sound of Shiner. 583 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 What kind of ways is that? 584 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 And I was like, what happened to you, Hulman? 585 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 He's like, Ant-Force. 586 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I'm just like, what? 587 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 I fucking almost peed my pants. 588 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I laughed so fucking hard. 589 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I couldn't fucking believe that. 590 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I'm like, Ant-Force, no. 591 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Yeah. 592 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Yeah, then I asked you and you're like... 593 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Ant-Force got a dark side. 594 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 He's fucking with your radio or doing something with the stereo. 595 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 You were roommates. 596 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Sometimes I get stabby. 597 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 No, he fucking got... 598 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 One day he fucking says, 599 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 we're sitting there and our buddy Bob is walking up 600 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 and this is like a good friend. 601 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I don't want to say anybody's... 602 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 603 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Go ahead. 604 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 He just causes editing to me. 605 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 You know him. 606 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Tall, blind kid. 607 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 He lived down the block. 608 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Okay, okay, go ahead. 609 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 And hey, listen. 610 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Hey, hey, listen. 611 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Shut up. 612 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Listen, listen. 613 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Okay, I'm there. 614 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 You know who I'm talking about. 615 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Yes, I do. 616 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Okay, so he says to me, man, 617 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 I feel like punching this motherfucker in the face, Mark says. 618 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 And I'm like, oh yeah, okay. 619 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 And so he walks up to me and he's like, 620 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 hey, what's going on guys? 621 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And bang, Mark punches him in the face. 622 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I'm like, dude, what the fuck, man? 623 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 He goes, I told you I wanted to punch him in the face. 624 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 I said, I thought you wanted to. 625 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 You didn't say you were gonna. 626 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I do remember hearing about that. 627 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 We were all tripping on asses and shit. 628 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Oh, yes, I was. 629 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 And that wasn't it. 630 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 You're going to blame it on that, but... 631 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 I don't remember. 632 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I don't know. 633 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I don't know. 634 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 It's okay, though. 635 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Poisoned people on asses. 636 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 We still love you. 637 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 That doesn't sound fun. 638 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Man, you're getting hit while you're getting hit. 639 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 We were shocked. 640 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I was shocked. 641 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Right, then you were, because I'm telling you, 642 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 it wasn't that. 643 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 He was not a jerky, like a violent guy. 644 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Oh man. 645 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, you were a little brother. 646 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 He was on my nolter and drugs. 647 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 You were saying you were, maybe, but other than that. 648 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Leave the guy alone. 649 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Right? 650 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Did you set the timer or no? 651 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 No. 652 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Son of a bitch, Lair. 653 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 That's right, let's just go. 654 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 We'll roll. 655 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 This is going to be a family episode. 656 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Do you know you're in the recording? 657 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Yeah, and it doesn't matter if it goes over, man. 658 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I don't care, we'll release it as a little, you know. 659 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Extended version. 660 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Extended play with Jay. 661 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh my God, what a trash corner. 662 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Fuck yeah. 663 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 All you gotta do is put a name on it, put a spin on it. 664 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Make it a spin on it. 665 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Make it a spin on it. 666 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 It's producers. 667 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Jay gets her neck broke during sex. 668 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Something like that. 669 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 We are blessed and grateful to have our guest tonight. 670 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 I'm using a meeting. 671 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 What is the actual fuck? 672 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 A meeting with your mother. 673 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Shut up, ladies. 674 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 All right, all right. 675 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I'm sorry. 676 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Oh, look at now she's turning on you. 677 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 In the fucking sore spot. 678 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Larry, that's a boot crash. 679 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Man, Jenny, nobody says about God behind your back. 680 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 That's a steel toe boot. 681 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 All right. 682 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Don't be a Weisenheimer. 683 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 A Weisenheimer. 684 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I swear to God, I'm from the 40s. 685 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 No, I am. 686 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 What did she say before? 687 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 It's like 1940s. 688 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah, Weisenheimer. 689 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Jiminy Christmas. 690 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Yeah, Jiminy Christmas. 691 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I say, what's wrong with that? 692 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I said Jiminy Christmas all the time. 693 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It's got to be in April. 694 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Oh, he's using the Lord's name in vain. 695 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 I didn't. 696 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I got one came out. 697 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 That's one. 698 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Three strikes and I'm out of my chair. 699 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Give me five. 700 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Mike's three strikes. 701 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I'm out of my chair. 702 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,000 And as I say to the kids, if I get out of my chair, I'm going to make it worth it. 703 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 That sounds like a sexy. 704 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 That's one. 705 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 That's one. 706 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Everybody take a tally. 707 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 One. 708 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 One TD for Medals. 709 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 All right. 710 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 You can play a shot game. 711 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 You can play a shot game. 712 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Hey, why the fuck did you call me out there? 713 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 You're going to slip by. 714 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I'm not going to say anything. 715 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Well, not that I know you're going to get punished. 716 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 I am going to call you out. 717 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 You called the first one though. 718 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 You're a snitch. 719 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I didn't hear that. 720 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Hey, man. 721 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 It only matters if I don't. 722 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I ain't a snitch. 723 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 This ain't fucking some drug deal. 724 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 This is just you getting your ass kicked. 725 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 It's worse than that. 726 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I got to deal with Jay right here. 727 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 You don't have to. 728 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I gave you the formula. 729 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I mean, you know what? 730 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 I gave you the formula. 731 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 You got the formula. 732 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I gave you the formula. 733 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 What's the formula, Jay? 734 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,400 The formula is if you say this a third time, I will get out my chair and make it worth 735 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400 my time. 736 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400 Nice. 737 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400 You now have the formula. 738 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,600 The choice is up to you. 739 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,600 You can either say, fuck that. 740 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,000 The best thing she pulls the slides off and then hits me with them. 741 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Or you can find out because I mean what I say and I say what I mean. 742 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 She's an OG of fuck around, find out. 743 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Yeah. 744 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 You know what I mean? 745 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Yeah. 746 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Jay's an OG of that. 747 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Fuck around and find out. 748 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 You don't take side-lipped from no one. 749 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Wouldn't the world be awesome if everybody fucking really did that? 750 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Yeah. 751 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Matt really said and Matt what they mean. 752 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah. 753 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 There's no fucking. 754 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Don't be a fucking pussy. 755 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I'm a lot of shit. 756 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 But there's no. 757 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 You're not a pussy ass bitch. 758 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 I'm sorry. 759 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Beg your pardon. 760 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I said you're not a pussy ass bitch. 761 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh, I didn't hear the knot. 762 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I know. 763 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Jesus, would I tell you you're a pussy ass bitch? 764 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I didn't hear the knot. 765 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 I mean. 766 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 What is your language? 767 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Jesus Christ, do I really want to get beat up? 768 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Holy shit, that made my hands. 769 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Hey, stop fucking narkin' me out, Larry. 770 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 That. 771 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 This isn't cool. 772 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 I thought you just said. 773 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 The name of the episode is Larry Nark's Needle Louse. 774 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I thought like we just said. 775 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Oh, lordy. 776 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 That's not cool, man. 777 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I thought you called that. 778 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 I thought you were saying I was a key word. 779 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 You know what? 780 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 I think my hands literally sweat. 781 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 That's how quick you blow. 782 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Oh, man, you're gonna hear your ass beat. 783 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 AJ, you know what? 784 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 You know what? 785 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 It's Larry off of violence. 786 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 What? 787 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Violence. 788 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Larry likes violence. 789 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000 I know. 790 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 It's funny too. 791 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 As long as it ain't happening to him. 792 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 It's always funny. 793 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I don't like when it happens to me too. 794 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Again, I mean, you know. 795 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 He commits violence on his job. 796 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 My resources are unlimited, boys. 797 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 It costs no money. 798 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 You know how to get it. 799 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Beat that thing like a red stepchild. 800 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Red headed. 801 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Red headed. 802 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Like a red stepchild. 803 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I don't know what that means. 804 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 The alien baby. 805 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Oh, man. 806 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Who are we beating like a stepchild? 807 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Anybody you want, man. 808 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Nobody. 809 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 You are. 810 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 That's not nice, though. 811 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 You shouldn't have either. 812 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Mike was saying. 813 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 I like red heads. 814 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I like real hair out Jay's hands. 815 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 You like gingers? 816 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Sure. 817 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 One of my closest friends is a ginger. 818 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Oh, boy. 819 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 And I'm wrong with it. 820 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 You love it? 821 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I just don't. 822 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I never got the stigma. 823 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I mean, I'm a dude. 824 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 I never understood why you would say a red headed. 825 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Why? 826 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 You don't like red headed bitches? 827 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 No, a chick. 828 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 It's sexy. 829 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 But I'm a dude. 830 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Just like these little curly, tough, red hair. 831 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Well, I mean, that's what you see when you're sucking dick. 832 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I don't know. 833 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Where does a stigma come from? 834 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 You know, right? 835 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 I mean, listen, Larry. 836 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I don't think you can see it. 837 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 There's no different. 838 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 I mean, we all pick red. 839 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Right. 840 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 That's what I think, too. 841 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It never made sense to me red headed step child while you would equate that. 842 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Wow. 843 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 It's just some comedians that are in like the 80s. 844 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Yeah, something that's right. 845 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Why pick out red headed? 846 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I mean, why? 847 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Well, because some comedians are subliminal. 848 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Like a red step child, though. 849 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 It's like it's not yours. 850 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 A red headed is a furthest from you. 851 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Like a redheaded, how's that? 852 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Better? 853 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Like you have blonde hair, redheaded is the furthest from you. 854 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 So it's easily relatable, shall I say. 855 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Okay, I see. 856 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Like you're different. 857 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000 What do you mean it's kind of a furthest from you? 858 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I mean, like the word Karen is like. 859 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Well, you know what's funny is I know a couple girls named Karen. 860 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 I know a couple. 861 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 What's that? 862 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,000 I know a couple Karens that are actually named Karen and they're not Karens. 863 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 They're actually fucking. 864 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Man, that was a mouthful right there. 865 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Let's talk about the stigma in our current. 866 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 But you know those cons that go crazy. 867 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Okay. 868 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Whoa. 869 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Whoa. 870 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Jay, you're going to let that fly? 871 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Put it back in the box, man. 872 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Man, that's as bad as a GD. 873 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Oh, my God. 874 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Oh, my God. 875 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Holy shit. 876 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Larry jumping from one to two. 877 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 This son of a bitch over here. 878 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 I stand with the women. 879 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 I don't know what I'm saying. 880 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Those fucking. 881 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I don't like that. 882 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Bitches that fucking go crazy. 883 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Get him, man. 884 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I'm a fucking lady. 885 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Don't get him, boy. 886 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Get him, Jay. 887 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 You cheag. 888 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 I'm sorry. 889 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Who talks like that in front of a lady? 890 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh, Larry. 891 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 He has no respect for women. 892 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 No shit. 893 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Shame on you, dude. 894 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 You know what I mean? 895 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Way out of line, Larry. 896 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Way out of line, Larry. 897 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Way out of line, Larry. 898 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Way out of line, Larry. 899 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Fuck you, deals. 900 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Oh, you don't like that, do you? 901 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 You take the medicine. 902 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 It's expired, but you don't like it. 903 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I mean, whoa. 904 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 So you don't like cunts? 905 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Do you believe that Jay that he would say that in front of you? 906 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 What in the fucking animal? 907 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 What a fucking animal. 908 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 It's not as bad as the Lord's name in vain. 909 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Oh, now you're trying to just diminish it? 910 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 I'm a lady. 911 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I know, okay. 912 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Come on, that's filthy. 913 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 So it's okay to say pussy? 914 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 No, sir, it is not. 915 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Oh, we can't say pussy. 916 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I'm getting ready to show you guys what it is. 917 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000 And then it's gonna be mine. 918 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 She's gonna give you the ham and cheese. 919 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I'm getting ready to grab both you guys by your ear real quick. 920 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Fuck my bitches. 921 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 I'm about to make both you guys eat my ass. 922 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Now stop it. 923 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 I don't like that, boys. 924 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I don't like that. 925 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I don't like that. 926 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 You reason fucks. 927 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Oh my God. 928 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Oh, okay. 929 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Fucking Jay, you're the one who had the fucking five fucking finger bruise. 930 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Even the thumb? 931 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 I said five finger. 932 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 That's a feat, dude. 933 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 You're like Bruce Lee. 934 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Five finger death punch. 935 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Yeah, dude. 936 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 She fucking gives you five bruises. 937 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Your thumb's stuck behind there. 938 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 How did she get the thumb in there? 939 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 How do you hold your thumb out like you're hitchhiking? 940 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Oh man. 941 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 If anybody doesn't know at home on the fucking listening devices. 942 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Oh yeah, please follow us too. 943 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Kick the fucking shit out of somebody, man. 944 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Yeah, but please follow us. 945 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 So Apple, Spotify. 946 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I've never done it without a warning. 947 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 If you like our stuff, follow us. 948 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 And also we want to give a shout out. 949 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 We got six followers out there. 950 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 We love you fucking people. 951 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 You guys fucking rule. 952 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 I don't know why you're listening to us because you probably got better views than you. 953 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I do know why you're listening to us, man, because you fucking smart people. 954 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 The six smartest motherfuckers out there. 955 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Cheers to you, Larry. 956 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Oh, I like that. 957 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 I like those degenerates. 958 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 They feel like lifers. 959 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Butter him up, Buttercup. 960 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 What's wrong with you? 961 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Butter him up, Buttercup. 962 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Mark, in for it, fuck, stop. 963 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 In for it. 964 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Talk to him so much. 965 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Y'all forgot he was here, didn't you? 966 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 No, he's on his phone, in for it. 967 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 What are you looking up? 968 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Don't worry about it. 969 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I said he's introverted. 970 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Hey, sit by the microphone. 971 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 We're finding better material. 972 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 In for the Slammage. 973 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Coming out. 974 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000 In for coming out. 975 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 What's that, Jake? 976 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Nothing. 977 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I said he's coming out. 978 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 I know, look at him. 979 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 So, Jake, the phone spies on you. 980 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Yeah, what's the point? 981 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 About what? 982 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 What are you talking about? 983 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 I'm always watching those UFO documentaries. 984 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Oh, I'm so into that. 985 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Jon Bernay Pictures. 986 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I'm so into that. 987 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Four hour long movies. 988 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Four hour long movies of Jon Bernay Ramsay. 989 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Oh, jeez, Larry. 990 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Oh, my goodness. 991 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Jim and neat Christmas. 992 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,000 What in the Filth and Call? 993 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Sick motherfucker. 994 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Incredible. 995 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000 So, obviously in the room, only one of us actually grew up through the four decades. 996 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 That we all knew each other. 997 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 There's some scary shit on Mark's phone. 998 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Oh, man. 999 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 He's laughing. 1000 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 That means it's probably true. 1001 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 What do you got in your phone? 1002 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Right. 1003 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Oh, you must slap him. 1004 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 It's alien, all right. 1005 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Are you a slept hand, Finn? 1006 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 I love slept hand. 1007 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 It's alien to everybody except him. 1008 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Oh, my God. 1009 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Oh, man. 1010 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Young beautiful aliens. 1011 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Young beautiful aliens. 1012 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 What is that? 1013 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Young beautiful reptilians. 1014 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,000 What kind of weird pulling into him, Fort? 1015 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Larry's crying. 1016 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I guess it's laugh. 1017 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 It's already crying. 1018 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 What are you watching, Ann Fort? 1019 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Reptilian sex. 1020 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 He's watching reptilians. 1021 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Would you bang a reptilian, Ann Fort? 1022 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Would I bury a reptilian? 1023 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Would you bang one, not marry it? 1024 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 How did he constitute a mirror? 1025 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Would I marry a reptilian? 1026 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Would I tell you if they're going to bang him in my solarium? 1027 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Fucking me, this guy over here. 1028 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Holy cow. 1029 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Oh, my God. 1030 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Got my gatter. 1031 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Conversation took a lot turn at Albuquerque. 1032 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 I don't even know what that is. 1033 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 What does that even mean? 1034 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Oh, my God. 1035 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Hey, I want to say thanks to needles for giving me these mushrooms today. 1036 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Oh, that's right. 1037 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 You're welcome, Larry. 1038 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Those are our rooms I forgot. 1039 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Oh, my God. 1040 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Fuck. Hey, I was out riding my scooter. 1041 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Backwards than usual. 1042 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Yeah, I was riding my scooter backwards through Boys Town. 1043 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 With this dick out. 1044 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 It's amazing how each fucking wolf looks like that. 1045 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 No, I was riding my scooter to Walgreens today. 1046 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Getting needles a fucking 12 pack that he always cons out of me somehow. 1047 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 What's up with the smirching of character? 1048 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 This is unacceptable, Larry. 1049 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000 The fucking colors were so vivid and awesome, man. 1050 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 It was fun. 1051 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Fucking gorgeous. 1052 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 And there was a bunch of kids walking down the street. 1053 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 And then I thought of when Mary said to me, yeah, 1054 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000 my needles doesn't have as fucking well. 1055 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 And I'm like, oh boy. 1056 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 And then I busted out laughing and these kids looking at me 1057 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 and I'm fucking totally true. 1058 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000 But I'm like, they probably think I'm so fucking crazy, you know. 1059 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 With that mustache, they thought you were trying to pick them up. 1060 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yeah, you kids want some candy. 1061 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:22,000 You got your fucking, you got your dick in a payday bar wrapper. 1062 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Oh, man. 1063 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Hey, listen, he just said with the mustache, don't get all wham about it. 1064 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Fuck you. 1065 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I love wham. 1066 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I don't want him to do it. 1067 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Don't handle barry like a sudden. 1068 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Oh, I said wham. 1069 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I said hand about it. 1070 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Don't get, because the way they did it. 1071 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Didn't George Michael Freddie Mercury had it right? 1072 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,000 No, I was talking about like the handlebar, you know, go team mustache. 1073 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Hey, Jay, if I want to grow handlebar. 1074 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Okay, Chester have that. 1075 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 You know what that style is? 1076 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 It's called a child's bike. 1077 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 You want to why? 1078 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Because Larry's a pedo. 1079 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaking to the mic. 1080 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Galactic Federation of Subterranean Cities. 1081 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 All right. 1082 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Three Subterranean Cities. 1083 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Where? 1084 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Middleware. 1085 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Center of Earth. 1086 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Center of Earth. 1087 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 But you can't fucking. 1088 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 They got spaceships, they fly around. 1089 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Mark, the location of the where? 1090 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Where is this located? 1091 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Well, you're reading the article. 1092 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Well, I'm not even really understanding what it says. 1093 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Now you're just speculating on her show about underwater reading. 1094 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000 I listen to her like, but I'm just trying to do it. 1095 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 You know, I can't tell you. 1096 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000 I don't know. 1097 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 I don't know. 1098 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 You don't know what? 1099 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Well, why you tell us a story? 1100 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 We don't know. 1101 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 It just says what it says. 1102 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 He just read it. 1103 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 It reads what it reads. 1104 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 So Mike. 1105 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Okay, well, that was good. 1106 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 What's the next one then? 1107 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Yeah. 1108 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Needles is at what? 1109 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Two Lord's names in vain. 1110 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 One Lord. 1111 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 What are you talking about? 1112 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I heard so far. 1113 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 I thought he said it twice. 1114 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 You can't nark me out. 1115 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 He said the C word. 1116 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 This guy says the C word. 1117 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 The C word isn't the Lord's name in vain. 1118 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 So what do we say? 1119 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Larry doesn't like women. 1120 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 We can't say the C word. 1121 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 C word, the C word, JC, GD. 1122 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 What do you say, vagina? 1123 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Pussy flies in this basement. 1124 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Pussy does slide around in this basement. 1125 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 No, flies, not slides. 1126 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I was thinking of sliding. 1127 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 You're all luscious. 1128 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 There's snap words that are appropriate in front of a lady. 1129 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Whatever. 1130 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Like what? 1131 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 The P word in the C word. 1132 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Pussy's that bad. 1133 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 It is. 1134 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 It's very raunchy. 1135 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 It's raunchy. 1136 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Like, hookers are cool with it, but I'm standing on a corner. 1137 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 What about what do you say? 1138 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Like, cooter instead? 1139 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Hookers are cool with it. 1140 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 They're cool with that kind of filthy talk. 1141 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 But if you're a lady. 1142 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 That's it. 1143 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Just hookers are cool. 1144 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 No other lady. 1145 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I see you on the other day. 1146 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Hookers are cool. 1147 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 They're those words in the presence of a lady of women. 1148 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 It's not cool. 1149 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 I'm old school. 1150 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 It's not cool. 1151 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Man, this lady I saw the other day, Jay, they weren't talking too nice to her. 1152 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Well, like I said. 1153 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000 That's someone peed on her. 1154 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,000 There are some women that don't mind, but if you are a lady, it's not cool. 1155 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 It's not. 1156 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 You guys know that. 1157 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Is that not lady like to get peed on? 1158 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 What'd you just say? 1159 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Get over it. 1160 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000 It seems like that. 1161 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000 It's not lady like to get peed on. 1162 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000 But I'm a hypocrite too, because I'll say I'm a fucking lady. 1163 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I didn't ask you. 1164 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Don't fucking swear, Kate. 1165 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Well. 1166 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 I'm a bit of a hypocrite. 1167 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 You can swear, man. 1168 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 It's okay. 1169 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Everybody knows me. 1170 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I just don't. 1171 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 I don't like a lot of dirty, cocky stuff. 1172 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000 What were that? 1173 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 I don't like cocky. 1174 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 I don't like the raunchy stuff. 1175 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000 But sometimes, you know, someone's being just a fucking cock sucker and there's no other 1176 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 words for her. 1177 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 See, now that don't bother. 1178 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000 And sometimes, sometimes somebody's being a fucking cunt and there's no other words. 1179 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Oh, Larry, man. 1180 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 See what's Tuesday. 1181 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 See what's Tuesday. 1182 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 See what's Tuesday. 1183 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Look at him trying to get one by you. 1184 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Me and Mary say that all the time each other. 1185 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 See what's Tuesday. 1186 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 See what's Tuesday. 1187 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 See what's Tuesday. 1188 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Oh, Jesus. 1189 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 That's an old one, though. 1190 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 That's an accurate thing. 1191 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Mary, see now here's the thing. 1192 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 You can insinuate it. 1193 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,300 The word itself is just a raunchy word. 1194 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:17,000 But sometimes that's the word for somebody. 1195 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I suppose. 1196 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Right? 1197 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000 And it's just me and my preference. 1198 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 You never got to know me. 1199 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 You guys know me. 1200 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000 You know the reaction. 1201 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 It's just like when someone's a fucking dick. 1202 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000 You know what I'm being me. 1203 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 You know what I'm saying? 1204 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,000 I know it can't ever stop me, but I'm not going to ever fucking say something when you do. 1205 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 It's nature all. 1206 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 It's natural. 1207 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 1208 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 It's cool. 1209 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 It's enough out of you. 1210 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Oh, man, that's not how you treat your chest. 1211 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Wow. 1212 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Jay, if you want to punch him, I will totally thank you. 1213 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Wow. 1214 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 No, I would like to fucking... 1215 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000 What? 1216 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000 What would you like to do? 1217 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I would like Mike to fucking... 1218 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I would like needles to accidentally use the Lord's name and train it going. 1219 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 No, I'm not going to do that. 1220 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 I'm just fooling who can piss Jay off. 1221 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I'm more concentrated on you. 1222 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I'm in a tennis match. 1223 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Y'all have to... 1224 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000 If you wouldn't call me out, I'll slip a couple in, but I can't do that anymore. 1225 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,000 I don't like this fucking dog and pony show over here. 1226 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Anyways. 1227 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 That mug is hilarious. 1228 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 What else is going down? 1229 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 What was that? 1230 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 What? 1231 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Was somebody's phone vibrating over there? 1232 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 No. 1233 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 It's me. 1234 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I'm just fucking around my jacket looking for cigarettes and shit. 1235 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 You guys are shrooming and I'm the one hallucinating. 1236 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Yeah. 1237 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 How many... 1238 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Man, we had a really good practice today. 1239 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 By the way, for the record, I had that. 1240 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 You're what? 1241 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 It did sound pretty good, right, Nina? 1242 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 I was listening. 1243 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 What's the band name? 1244 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 It's a twing. 1245 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 It's got a chronic needle's thought of it. 1246 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Y'all always sound... 1247 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 25% Royalty. 1248 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Needles wants 25% here. 1249 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I don't know. 1250 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Does he really want 25% of my debt? 1251 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I'm just going to take 25% of the pool. 1252 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 On this section, you know. 1253 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 And I just hang out in there by myself. 1254 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Oh, fuck. 1255 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I got a grill and shit. 1256 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 I got a little thing floating around in there. 1257 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 And fourth. 1258 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000 What? 1259 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 How you doing? 1260 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Good. 1261 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 You're real quiet tonight. 1262 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Yeah, okay. 1263 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000 The Galactic Federation is real. 1264 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000 I have that shit from Israel's Space Force, so... 1265 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Israel's Space Force? 1266 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Yeah. 1267 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 So the Galactic Federation is real. 1268 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 What's that? 1269 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000 You know, like Star Wars. 1270 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 I know. 1271 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 I don't think it's Star Wars. 1272 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000 They're trying to show you... 1273 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 You know, the Federation, like Star Wars. 1274 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Dude, this sounds like some real fucking... 1275 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 When they're all in that fucking thing and they're all in this... 1276 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 That's not a shit. 1277 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Right. 1278 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000 People from real other planets are... 1279 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 You got to talk into the microphone, sucker. 1280 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Yeah, there are many people that believe that. 1281 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 There's a whole core of... 1282 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 There's a lot of people that believe a lot of shit. 1283 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 It's real. 1284 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Nothing's real, Jay. 1285 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 It's all... 1286 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 You know what it is. 1287 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Joe, I think it's... 1288 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 People think it's... 1289 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Listen. 1290 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Well, no. 1291 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 No, listen. 1292 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Forget the nephalums. 1293 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Those are giants. 1294 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000 That's cool. 1295 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Let me tell you something. 1296 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Out of the aliens. 1297 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 The fucking aliens are not from other planets. 1298 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 They're fucking devils. 1299 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 They're devils. 1300 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Jesus, it's not, Joey. 1301 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 They're devils on this fucking earth. 1302 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Nephalums were the fallen angels that came down from heaven that followed Satan. 1303 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 No, no. 1304 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 The nephalums, listen to this. 1305 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 The nephalums were the babies from the fallen angels. 1306 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Those are the babies from the fallen angels. 1307 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 That crossbred with their maryspittin'. 1308 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Don't be fucking up my shit. 1309 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Maryspittin' knowledge. 1310 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 The fallen angels came down. 1311 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000 They procreated with women because they were hot and they had nice fucking booties. 1312 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Right. 1313 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But they were the fallen angels that followed Satan. 1314 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Did they have booties back then? 1315 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Oh, yeah, dude. 1316 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Probably because they had fucking nice booties. 1317 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,000 So, their parents, the fallen angels, they got all sent down when God saw that. 1318 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 He was like, yeah, that is... 1319 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 He was like, this shit is done. 1320 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000 They got sent down to the deepest, darkest place of hell. 1321 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 That's where they're waiting still for judgment day. 1322 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Right. 1323 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 But they're offspring of the nephalums. 1324 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Whose way are you? 1325 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 And they were super human strength. 1326 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Right. 1327 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 They started as giants. 1328 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:49,000 But as generations, the bloodline got thinner and thinner. 1329 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Right. 1330 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 But they're still fucking evil. 1331 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 They are. 1332 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Satan, don't let's not forget, Satan has every power but to give or take life. 1333 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000 So, they are the children because they're still roaming the earth because they still have 1334 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 no place in heaven and they don't even have a place in hell. 1335 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 That's what I really believe. 1336 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 I believe in you. 1337 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Like a purgatory first thing. 1338 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Wow. 1339 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 They don't have a place in heaven or hell. 1340 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Holy fuck, Jay. 1341 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 That sounds kind of cool. 1342 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 The weather might be good there. 1343 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Damn, funny hands. 1344 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 The Lord cast their parents literally to the deepest place in hell. 1345 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 That's what it says. 1346 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Sure, sure. 1347 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 The deepest, darkest depth and that is where they still live. 1348 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000 I believe that. 1349 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I fucking believe it. 1350 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 But their offspring, because they were lost, they had fallen from heaven. 1351 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Right. 1352 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 They fell to the earth. 1353 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Well, no, they were already fallen. 1354 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 No, their parents had fallen. 1355 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Their fucking parents were fallen. 1356 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 They were the product, the kids that the parents. 1357 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Okay, now wait, wait. 1358 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 They were in abomination. 1359 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Right, but they were in abomination, but is it the kids fucking fall, that the parents 1360 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 were assholes? 1361 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 It's not about blame, it's about purity. 1362 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 No, I know. 1363 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 We're a flesh. 1364 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 We're all of sin, though, Jay. 1365 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Right, because we're a flesh, but the angels, Joey, they're not. 1366 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 It's a whole different thing. 1367 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 They're spiritual beings. 1368 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 So now the spiritual beings, even though they were fallen, they're spiritual beings. 1369 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Hey, you believe this? 1370 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 The Lord never, ever, ever met. 1371 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Some fictitious ass shit. 1372 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 No, this is history. 1373 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Yeah, it's history. 1374 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000 History, because they were, that's why they had the superhuman strength. 1375 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 That's why the giants were so smart. 1376 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 That's why they had the technology. 1377 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,000 All that shit is because they are literally, they were fallen angels. 1378 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Here's our, and an angel has all knowledge. 1379 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Our mascots down here, Harmony, our cat. 1380 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000 So it's not that, it's not that they were good bad. 1381 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000 They were just, it's simply an abomination. 1382 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Sure. 1383 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Okay, so they haven't, they're not in habit. 1384 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 They're not in habit. 1385 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 So, they still wander. 1386 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Because their parents were fallen angels though, and were kind of evil. 1387 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Do you think that the kids are going to be evil? 1388 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Oh, it's very evil for me when it gets to everything. 1389 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Okay, do you think the kids are going to be evil automatically? 1390 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 It's not, it's not even about evil, or it's not about evil. 1391 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 I know it's not, but I'm just saying, what do you think? 1392 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 I don't know. 1393 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 I wish, it depends. 1394 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 I'm sure they all vary in personalities. 1395 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Right, right, right, right. 1396 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 So now they have half soul. 1397 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000 You believe all this shit, really? 1398 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 They're half spirit. 1399 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Fuck yeah, I believe this. 1400 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 They're literally half spirit, and they're half soul. 1401 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 A spirit doesn't have a host, a body. 1402 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 It's a spiritual being. 1403 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Well, how does it fuck a woman and get her pregnant if it's not having a body? 1404 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Because they've fallen down, they can do that kind of shit. 1405 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 No, come on, that doesn't make sense. 1406 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 It's history. 1407 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 You need nut. 1408 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I don't have the technical answer. 1409 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Right. 1410 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 I mean, you can't fucking bring us nine-tenths of the way there. 1411 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 It isn't that. 1412 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 They can't even be procreated. 1413 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Right. 1414 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Maybe they manifested themselves as angels. 1415 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 I mean, angels do. 1416 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 There have been angels that come down. 1417 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Well, obviously, there were movies about that shit. 1418 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I don't know, like, skinwalkers. 1419 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 They can change form. 1420 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Yeah, okay. 1421 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 The giants. 1422 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000 They can do whatever they want. 1423 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000 They're angels. 1424 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 So maybe they just change form. 1425 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 There goes harmony. 1426 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Oh, okay. 1427 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 I mean, all of that, obviously, they were in physical being when they were. 1428 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 How do you know this though? 1429 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Because they did probably. 1430 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I don't understand how you know this. 1431 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 I know. 1432 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000 That's where the giants came from. 1433 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000 I understand that. 1434 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, man. 1435 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 It sounds loud. 1436 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000 So it's like, it's like, it's just a place for them. 1437 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 They're just in a bubble. 1438 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000 I mean, just make a public service announcement to all the listeners. 1439 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 The Beatles is definitely fucking going to hell, everybody. 1440 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Oh, I hope not. 1441 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Don't say that. 1442 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 I hope not too, man. 1443 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 This motherfucker better be packed. 1444 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Like I said, man, I will pack a wife beater and just a pair of board shorts. 1445 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 You're gonna wish you had less than that. 1446 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Okay. 1447 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 All right. 1448 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Oh, man. 1449 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Oh, that's a sign. 1450 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 The fucking square just fell out of the dust. 1451 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Yeah, because you were a square. 1452 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 You're not to do it over, silly. 1453 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 I know. 1454 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Yeah, Larry's hammered. 1455 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,000 I just like saying that he's not though. 1456 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000 No, I'm pretty hammered. 1457 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 And fourth. 1458 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Yes. 1459 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Kimo. 1460 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Not yet. 1461 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 When you go and bet. 1462 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 I see my doctor. 1463 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Talk to the mic. 1464 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 May 10th. 1465 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 May 10th. 1466 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Jeff's birthday. 1467 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Jeff's, uh, Jay's sister's husband. 1468 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 My brother-in-law. 1469 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 I don't know. 1470 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000 I don't know. 1471 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000 I don't know. 1472 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 I don't know. 1473 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 I don't know. 1474 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 My brother-in-law. 1475 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Who was our original drummer in our band? 1476 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 We were in fucking grade school. 1477 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000 The fucking best rock and roll band ever in the world. 1478 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Riff Raff. 1479 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Riff Raff. 1480 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Fucking right. 1481 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Riff Raff, baby. 1482 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Right. 1483 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Better than Lil' Mickey and the Pervert. 1484 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Little, well, Lil' Mickey and the Pervert's was special. 1485 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 We were fucking good. 1486 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 That was the side. 1487 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 There's eight people in there. 1488 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000 That was the original gig though. 1489 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Yeah, that was before we met Jeff. 1490 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 That was brilliant. 1491 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Jeff moved in from the city around here, uh, probably like fourth grade. 1492 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 All right. 1493 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 And he had some Beatles or Led Zeppelin t-shirt on. 1494 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 I think it was a Zeppelin t-shirt. 1495 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 He looked like a walking shaggy. 1496 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000 It was like back in the day though when it was, uh, but no, he didn't look like that 1497 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 back then because we were little kids. 1498 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Forgive me for interrupting. 1499 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:50,000 And he had a fucking iron-on fucking Zeppelin shirt where it showed Zeppelin standing in 1500 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000 front of like a limousine looking all cool and fucking, I said, Hey kid. 1501 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Hey kid. 1502 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000 He liked Zeppelin. 1503 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000 No, yeah. 1504 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Cause I didn't know him and he was new in school. 1505 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 He's like, yeah. 1506 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 And then like you like the Beatles and he's like, yeah. 1507 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000 And so we started hanging around, you know, like the Stones. 1508 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah. 1509 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 We were talking about Easter, how in school, like if you guys got in trouble a lot, they 1510 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000 would like try and separate you. 1511 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 Oh yeah. 1512 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Yeah. 1513 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000 And you and, you and he asked, you got some, just, yeah, they did that with me and me and, 1514 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 uh, Larry over here. 1515 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah. 1516 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 That they purposely made it so you weren't in the same classes. 1517 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 You weren't in the same classes. 1518 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Yeah. 1519 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 So you get away with more shit back then too. 1520 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Yeah. 1521 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Well, one time we were both in the same class and we got separated and the teachers like, 1522 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000 since both of you guys are assholes, you don't want to learn. 1523 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000 They didn't exactly use asshole, but you know, I don't remember what they said, but. 1524 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Both of you guys want to waste your time. 1525 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Yeah. 1526 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 So you both sit in the back, back. 1527 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,000 No, it was some other fucking C and fucking. 1528 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:54,000 So she sat Jeff in the back corner and one side and I sat in the back corner on the other 1529 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 side. 1530 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 So like there would be two girls whispering. 1531 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And so we would go. 1532 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,000 And it would sound like the whole, and we'd both do it. 1533 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000 It would sound like the whole class was murmuring. 1534 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 The teacher would be like, shut up. 1535 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 You know, she didn't know what the fuck was going on. 1536 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Yeah. 1537 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 We would fuck with that fucking C word. 1538 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Damn. 1539 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000 I appreciate it. 1540 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000 And your honesty, that you were a complete asshole. 1541 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Yeah. 1542 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 And they didn't want you in the class. 1543 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000 No, they didn't. 1544 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 They're like, these two assholes. 1545 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 You're like, oh, we really weren't assholes. 1546 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Like you just said. 1547 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 And then you're like. 1548 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Well, we were assholes. 1549 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000 That's not the wording they put it in though, because we were in fucking grade school. 1550 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 They couldn't say your assholes. 1551 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Well, I'm sure they said these. 1552 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 I'm sure in the teachers' moms, they said it. 1553 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Yeah. 1554 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Fucking asshole. 1555 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:44,000 I remember Mr. Weiner telling me, how you guys, Mr. Weiner. 1556 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 I bet you remember Mr. Weiner telling you. 1557 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Okay. 1558 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000 You know, I swear to God, I will fucking scar you. 1559 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Take it back. 1560 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 I'm gonna take you to check it back. 1561 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Take it back. 1562 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Take it back. 1563 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Take it back. 1564 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Take it back or the show must go on. 1565 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000 All right. 1566 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Mr. Weiner was the band teacher. 1567 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 I'm gonna take you to check it back. 1568 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000 All right, Mr. Weiner was the band teacher. 1569 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Yeah. 1570 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 And he had a nice Weiner too. 1571 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Two down his trumpet. 1572 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 God rest his soul. 1573 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 God rest his soul. 1574 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 He's passed now. 1575 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000 But anyway. 1576 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 And his assistant was Mr. Cox. 1577 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000 It was not. 1578 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000 They're lying. 1579 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Okay. 1580 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000 So Mr. Weiner, I was in a singing class. 1581 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Mrs. Fuzzy. 1582 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 All right. 1583 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000 That's it. 1584 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000 I'm gonna hurt. 1585 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000 That's it. 1586 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Stop now. 1587 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 I'm sorry. 1588 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Don't hit me. 1589 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000 She's gonna hit me. 1590 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 It's the effect. 1591 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 It's the gyat thing. 1592 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Oh my God. 1593 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 I told her I wouldn't do it. 1594 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Oh, you're the best, Jay. 1595 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Thanks for not beating Mr. Weiner. 1596 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 We have a Mr. Weiner. 1597 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Mr. Weiner was the band leader. 1598 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000 And Joe and Jeff, I'm sorry, Larry and Jeff were in the band. 1599 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 They were in the closet. 1600 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 So I was with Miss Iken. 1601 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 And they had to share. 1602 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000 We were the singing group. 1603 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 They were the band. 1604 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 And we had to share the same music room. 1605 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000 It was a small school. 1606 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1607 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Remember? 1608 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah, I remember that. 1609 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 So we would sing in the band. 1610 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Or band would go first. 1611 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 And then anyway, so they were really tough. 1612 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 The chorus would go. 1613 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 The band would go. 1614 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000 And I was really, really very close with my music teacher, Miss Iken. 1615 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 So I would stay up all the time. 1616 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Who had a fucking huge rack. 1617 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 And one time we got a bunch of stuff. 1618 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 And we had a fucking huge rack. 1619 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 And one time we got her phone number at home. 1620 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000 And we fucking left all these perverted messages on her answering machine. 1621 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Oh my God. 1622 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 She immediately knew it was us. 1623 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000 What kind of preferred message? 1624 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000 She knows, she had big fucking tits and everything. 1625 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 I'm sure you said that. 1626 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Yeah, we said everything. 1627 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000 You're like, I want to see your big fucking tits. 1628 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 You didn't know. 1629 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Shame on you boys. 1630 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 You wanted to see her the next day? 1631 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Oh my God. 1632 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Dude, you can arrest him for that nowadays. 1633 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 She can't assault. 1634 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000 You know what? 1635 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 She doesn't even live far from here. 1636 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 We should call her man. 1637 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I literally have her in my context right now. 1638 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Oh, let's fucking. 1639 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1640 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 She's my favorite teacher. 1641 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 I would never ever let you around. 1642 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 She was my favorite teacher too. 1643 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 One time she took us. 1644 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000 She was cool. 1645 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000 She was cool as fuck. 1646 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Listen to this. 1647 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000 She was so cool. 1648 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 She took us to the sticks concert. 1649 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Paradise fucking theater. 1650 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Wait, what did you do that? 1651 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Our teacher took about 12 kids. 1652 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 She had a class called History of Rock. 1653 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:46,000 And she took us to the fucking sticks concert at the Rosemont horizon. 1654 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 What? 1655 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Yeah, man. 1656 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Did she drink? 1657 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 No, she just was young and cool. 1658 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Did she drink a minor? 1659 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 No, dude, we were in fucking seventh graders. 1660 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000 She was drinking with a stick show, dude. 1661 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Hey, there was a bunch of other kids there. 1662 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000 I tried. 1663 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 She tried to figure out how to make anybody else. 1664 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,000 She literally made up this class and had a class and it was on History of Rock. 1665 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 We got credit for it. 1666 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 It was awesome. 1667 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 I'm in sixth grade. 1668 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 I had to get permission. 1669 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000 She showed us Jesus Christ Superstar, the movie. 1670 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Uncaught member. 1671 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Yeah. 1672 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Man, we are. 1673 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Jesus was on the bar. 1674 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000 So here's what she would do. 1675 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000 She showed us Tommy. 1676 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000 And check this out. 1677 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 This chick was cool. 1678 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 This chick was cool. 1679 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,600 She would play these fucking records and then she would break them down musically and talk 1680 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:35,000 about what it meant and the lyrics and the fucking music and everything. 1681 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000 So she was kind of advanced and shit for like a grade school teacher. 1682 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Yeah, I would agree. 1683 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000 She was trying to make the kids cool and so the kids that were really cool, she took to 1684 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000 a concert. 1685 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Yeah, the truggies and the doper. 1686 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Yeah, that's what it was. 1687 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:52,000 And she told me and Jeff and she said, if you guys show up high, you know, I'm not going 1688 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 to let you go. 1689 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 And of course we were high. 1690 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000 And she still let us go. 1691 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Yeah, what is she going to do? 1692 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Say no. 1693 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 And you know what she did? 1694 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Listen, you know how everyone's lighting the lighters in the 70s? 1695 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000 She handed out packs of matches to all of us. 1696 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 And we were lying matches. 1697 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 She was dope. 1698 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 She was fucking dope. 1699 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 She handed out packs of matches. 1700 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 She was probably only dangerous. 1701 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Yeah, but you know, she was cool. 1702 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Probably only like 22, 23 years old. 1703 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 She had a big rap. 1704 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Big fucking tits. 1705 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,000 And also, wait, check this out. 1706 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Also, she had a fucking, yeah. 1707 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000 And she also had a fucking guitar class that I was in. 1708 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 And I was real good in that. 1709 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000 And she said, you got to get graded on a different scale area. 1710 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 You're fucking already know how to play. 1711 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 And I was like, oh, that's bullshit. 1712 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 You look at me. 1713 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Yeah, you're right. 1714 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000 I am in a different label, honey. 1715 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 How on a blow job? 1716 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 She would never say these a lot. 1717 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000 No, I wouldn't say that. 1718 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 I was about fucking 11 years older. 1719 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000 I would see the bigger one. 1720 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 She would have left one. 1721 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:07,000 And Jaylee, anyways, me and Jeff fucking stole like four fucking of these 1722 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Yamaha acoustic guitars from the school that were real nice. 1723 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000 And of course, we immediately got caught. 1724 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,000 And the next day, and the principal was like, look, you guys, 1725 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000 if you just bring the guitars back, I won't call the cops on you. 1726 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000 How's that son? 1727 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 And we're like, oh, we didn't take them. 1728 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 And they're like, we know you fucking took them. 1729 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Yeah, look at you two stoned her. 1730 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 We saw you both. 1731 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000 We fucking took four guitars because we were kids 1732 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 and we just took what we could carry. 1733 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 One in each hand, each. 1734 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 And fucking, so we brought the guitars. 1735 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Bro, you broke into the school? 1736 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000 No, we just walked out of school with them after school one day. 1737 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000 We didn't have to break into the school. 1738 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 We just walked out with them. 1739 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000 So he stole them. 1740 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000 And so, but we brought them back because we got busted. 1741 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000 They were like, if you guys don't want to get arrested, you got to kiss. 1742 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 And they were like, all right, sure. 1743 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 You start kissing the cops. 1744 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000 He's like, I meant him. 1745 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,000 I think I was in her class when it was the last class of the day. 1746 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,000 And when Reagan got shot, and me and Jeff's gumped, 1747 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 and we were right around that. 1748 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Me and Jeff jump up and give a high five to each other. 1749 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000 We're like, fuck yeah, maybe we'll get a day off of school tomorrow. 1750 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And then all of a sudden, they made us stay after school that day. 1751 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 And they're like, they had a great talk to us. 1752 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Like, you guys, this isn't funny. 1753 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 The president got shot and shit. 1754 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 You fucking commie bastard. 1755 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 But you know, we were little kids. 1756 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 We didn't fucking know. 1757 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000 It's been looking about politics. 1758 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 It's the seventh grade. 1759 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000 We were looking to get a day off of school. 1760 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000 We didn't fucking care. 1761 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000 We would love it or leave it later. 1762 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000 We'd get the fuck out of here. 1763 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 They were 12, 11, 13 years old. 1764 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Man, I love it. 1765 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000 They just were thinking, yeah, they're going to get a day off. 1766 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Yeah, we were asshole punk rocker kids. 1767 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 We didn't care what the news thing was. 1768 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000 They just wanted to be off school. 1769 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Yeah, if the guy dies and we get a day off, so be it. 1770 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Great. 1771 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000 That was fucking going to be awesome. 1772 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 But he didn't die and we didn't get a day off. 1773 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 And he still didn't go to school the next day. 1774 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000 No, we did. 1775 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 We went to school the next day. 1776 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 I think you were in eighth grade because I was there for that. 1777 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Oh my God. 1778 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Little Larry in school. 1779 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Yeah. 1780 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Celebrating the fucking Reagan getting shot. 1781 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000 Yeah. 1782 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Now he wants to celebrate and get shot. 1783 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Well, you know, we weren't. 1784 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000 To some extent he was. 1785 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000 And to this, and to now, looking back though, 1786 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Reagan was one of the greatest fucking presidents we ever fucking had. 1787 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 And it was Johnny Ramone's favorite president. 1788 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Yeah, but he started the war on drugs. 1789 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Oh, that was bullshit. 1790 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,000 So going back to the full circle, all I'm going to say is this is how long my story is. 1791 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 And then finally going to get it out about a half hour later. 1792 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000 About what? 1793 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Mr. Weiner used to tell us. 1794 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Yeah. 1795 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Mr. Weiner used to tell us. 1796 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 I mean, you guys. 1797 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Well, it's the man. 1798 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Richard. 1799 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000 It was Richard Weiner. 1800 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000 No, it was Blake. 1801 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Dick Weiner. 1802 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 His name is Blake Weiner. 1803 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,000 But he told us we knew Mr. Weiner and Mr. Mordini. 1804 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 They lived together. 1805 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Oh man. 1806 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000 And they were fucking confirmed bachelors. 1807 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Dick Weiner. 1808 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Oh, right, right, right. 1809 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000 The punks. 1810 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000 He was like, oh, we always know their high. 1811 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Smoking joints. 1812 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000 I'm going to school. 1813 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000 Right. 1814 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Well, one time they saw. 1815 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000 That's my story. 1816 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 That's how long it was. 1817 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000 Just that. 1818 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000 That was all the edges. 1819 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Dick Weiner. 1820 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Yeah. 1821 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000 Well, it was. 1822 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000 We were talking about how to separate. 1823 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 The teacher saw how he didn't hide in the way to school. 1824 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Yeah, but they lived together. 1825 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 The best part of that story is they lived together. 1826 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Yeah. 1827 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000 He was a music teacher. 1828 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Yeah, they had a hot talk. 1829 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Wait, he was a music teacher and the coach. 1830 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000 Don't you say. 1831 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Yo. 1832 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000 And the coach. 1833 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Yeah. 1834 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Dude, come on, man. 1835 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 I mean, that's some real 80s shit right there. 1836 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000 That was like a fucking sit down. 1837 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Two coaches lived together. 1838 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 You don't think they were fanux, Jay? 1839 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Yeah, they were. 1840 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 But the answer is no, they were not. 1841 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Blake was a little bit. 1842 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Did you bang one, Mr. Weiner? 1843 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 There were just two bachelors that were. 1844 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 There were just two starting teachers. 1845 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 You know, it was just like bosom buddies. 1846 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Needles. 1847 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 They weren't fruity. 1848 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000 They were just like bosom buddies. 1849 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Oh, eccentric. 1850 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Yeah. 1851 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000 They just like cock sucking and ass ramming and shit. 1852 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000 Well, you took it to that level, but that's okay. 1853 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I mean. 1854 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 You have to point out what the gay community does. 1855 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Call it a spade of spade. 1856 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000 There's no proof of any kind of. 1857 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000 No confirmation of that. 1858 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000 There's no confirmation because we didn't have cameras back then. 1859 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 But first of all, I could put together two fucking two. 1860 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000 No, you just have a filthy little mind. 1861 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Young teachers living together ones named Mr. Weiner. 1862 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000 And that. 1863 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 This shit don't write itself. 1864 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000 No. 1865 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000 You know what I mean? 1866 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000 That they would pay money for that nowadays. 1867 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Yeah, porn movies about like that. 1868 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Totally. 1869 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Not sure there was none of that. 1870 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Mr. Weiner ever hit on you? 1871 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000 No, but he hit on me. 1872 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 No, I'm kidding. 1873 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000 No, you're not. 1874 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 But what happened was Mr. Weiner checked us out. 1875 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000 He used to come over and smoke cigarettes with my mom. 1876 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:56,000 I'm not kidding because we fucking because we had the band as kids and we were already fucking good. 1877 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000 And he was like, man, you guys are fucking good. 1878 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Yeah. 1879 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000 And then he would come over to our house and watch us play house in our house. 1880 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Yeah. 1881 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Absolutely. 1882 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,000 And then he'd drink beer and smoke cigarettes with my mom. 1883 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Jesus Christ. 1884 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah. 1885 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Yeah. 1886 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000 I mean. 1887 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000 And then he would come and drink with us up at the fucking bar sometimes. 1888 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Yeah. 1889 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 And he was like, when I was older, you know. 1890 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Oh, nothing wrong with that. 1891 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 It's not like I went there with the guy. 1892 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:28,000 I would just see him at the bar and be like, holy fuck, there's my old teacher from grade school and go get drunk with the guy. 1893 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 It's kind of weird, but okay. 1894 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000 He was cool. 1895 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000 He was cool. 1896 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 I remember getting drunk. 1897 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000 He was a magician, you know. 1898 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 I remember getting drunk with my... 1899 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Jesus, man. 1900 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Why are you going to be anti-semitically? 1901 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:47,000 With my science teacher, freshman year, at the Cabaret Metro, when you guys played there 1902 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,000 with Eotope and who was it you guys played with? 1903 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Exciter. 1904 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Exciter Eotope. 1905 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Exciter, man. 1906 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000 That was a kickass, man. 1907 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Exciter Eotope. 1908 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 The violence and force tour. 1909 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 And you guys fucking played with them. 1910 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000 I mean, we were in high school. 1911 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Exciter. 1912 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000 I was a freshman. 1913 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Mike, you were like... 1914 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000 He was a freshman. 1915 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000 He's a freshman. 1916 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 So you were only a sophomore or no, you wouldn't be a junior. 1917 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000 I don't know. 1918 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 But anyways, Needles, you would have liked this, man. 1919 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:20,000 The album cover showed this like hot chick dressed in lingerie trying to keep out some kind of killer with a fucking switchblade, 1920 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000 blood smeared on a white wall, you know. 1921 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,000 And the fucking album was called Violence and Force. 1922 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Exciter. 1923 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000 Exciter. 1924 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000 They're from Canada. 1925 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000 We were so fucking cool as that. 1926 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Exciter. 1927 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 That was a big show. 1928 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000 My science teacher. 1929 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000 That makes sense, though. 1930 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000 They're from Canada. 1931 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Yeah, they're from Canada. 1932 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 He's awesome as well. 1933 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 He let me fucking pick the grades not only for myself. 1934 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:47,000 I don't know your science teacher, but I'm glad he was at the gig. 1935 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Exciter sounds like fun. 1936 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000 He was awesome. 1937 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 It's a good name. 1938 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Yeah, they were a good band, actually. 1939 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 I mean, Canada. 1940 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 I don't know. 1941 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I mean, Canada. 1942 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 They were devilish, real heavy metal, rockish, satanic. 1943 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Exciter. 1944 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Oh, is everything boiled down to Satan? 1945 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Yeah, it was. 1946 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Is that how you judge things? 1947 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000 No, that's what they, that was their fucking thing, man. 1948 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Satan? 1949 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Well, yeah, their thing was evil. 1950 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:17,000 Satan, they had songs about witches and fucking raping chicks and fucking murdering people and shit. 1951 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 They're coming up like murder junk. 1952 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Oh, right back to GGM. 1953 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000 They're like the murder junkies. 1954 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Yeah, rapics look one of the things we talked about earlier. 1955 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Whatever, it was a big deal. 1956 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 That was a really big deal. 1957 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 You guys played a cabaret and a metal. 1958 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000 You were, you were so young. 1959 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Yeah, I played there a few times since then, Jay. 1960 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000 I'll let you know. 1961 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Yeah, I know. 1962 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 What? 1963 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 I'm, I'm teasing you. 1964 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000 I fucking love you. 1965 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000 I'm sorry. 1966 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000 Are you in a band? 1967 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000 I played there with the mess. 1968 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Are you in a band, sir? 1969 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 The mess. 1970 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Anyway, teacher, I'm sorry. 1971 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Teacher, like you said. 1972 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Yeah, he was a good teacher. 1973 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000 I was a freshman. 1974 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000 Yeah, Wiener. 1975 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Mr. Wiener. 1976 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Yeah, he croaked Wiener. 1977 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000 What happened to him? 1978 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000 What happened? 1979 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000 He had AIDS. 1980 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000 What happened to him? 1981 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000 AIDS? 1982 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000 No. 1983 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000 What was it? 1984 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Alcoholism? 1985 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Yes. 1986 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000 I was going to say, he didn't want to know each other. 1987 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Either AIDS or alcohol. 1988 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 It's not. 1989 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 I'm not saying it's funny, Jay. 1990 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 I feel a little sad. 1991 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 I'm not saying it's funny. 1992 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000 I loved Wiener. 1993 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Clip it and send it. 1994 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,000 That's going to be the name of the episode. 1995 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Mr. Wiener. 1996 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Oh, Larry. 1997 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Why are you just throwing softballs over here? 1998 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000 That was a lot. 1999 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000 That was a lot. 2000 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Jesus, Larry had a really... 2001 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 I just happened to fucking be with some buttocks. 2002 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Let's do it. 2003 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Bring me back. 2004 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Oh, Jay. 2005 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 So what's the name of the episode? 2006 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000 It's called The Wiener. 2007 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 It's called The Wiener. 2008 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 It's called The Wiener. 2009 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000 It's called The Wiener. 2010 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000 It's called The Wiener. 2011 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 So let's talk about some other shit, man. 2012 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Well, any other shit you can't... 2013 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000 Any other shit you can't... 2014 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000 He's really quiet. 2015 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Hey. 2016 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000 You fucking... 2017 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000 He's talking to the other... 2018 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000 He's talking to the other... 2019 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000 He's talking to the other... 2020 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000 ...for a second. 2021 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000 He's really quiet. 2022 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Hi, Mark Amforth. 2023 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Well, you don't have to... 2024 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Well, I put away all the alien information. 2025 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Well, no. 2026 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Why would you do that? 2027 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000 I want to hear what you're thinking about over there. 2028 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000 I put it all away. 2029 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000 I know. 2030 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000 The best is he's reading stuff and he starts talking to himself about it. 2031 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Right. 2032 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 And you could hopefully pick it up on the mic. 2033 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Trump was dealing with the Federation apparently. 2034 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000 The Federation of what? 2035 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000 The Alien Federation. 2036 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000 The Galactic Federation. 2037 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Oh. 2038 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000 That's the alien. 2039 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 So Galactic Federation is about the aliens. 2040 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Right. 2041 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Okay, so... 2042 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000 It's a group of characters. 2043 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Let's see, Nina. 2044 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000 It's not... 2045 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 I mean, that's a character, yeah. 2046 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 But I mean, we're talking about real life stuff. 2047 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 You just can't say Obi-Wan Kenobi. 2048 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000 And I love it. 2049 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 He wanted to reveal that... 2050 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Nina's number is this one. 2051 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 They don't want to do it, guys. 2052 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Why not? 2053 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Is that it? 2054 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 No, well... 2055 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000 I don't know. 2056 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000 It sounds like that fucking article in reading is pretty vague. 2057 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000 I hope it's not some groupie. 2058 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000 They don't know any other Nina. 2059 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 We have two conversations going on here. 2060 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Don't be so sure about that. 2061 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Hey. 2062 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Oh, that's not a working number. 2063 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 It might have been some Hiller. 2064 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Hey, ass clown. 2065 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000 Here, wait, wait, wait. 2066 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000 I got another Nina. 2067 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000 What are you doing over there? 2068 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000 That's Dean Bow. 2069 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000 I don't think you have Nina's phone number. 2070 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Fuck yeah, I do, man. 2071 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000 You think I'm some kind of fucking cheater? 2072 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Are you really dialing phone number? 2073 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 You're making a phone call right now? 2074 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Yes, I asked to do it. 2075 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000 She wants me to call upstairs and get some cigarettes thrown down the stairs. 2076 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Oh, did you see her tobacco bag? 2077 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000 Why isn't Mark going up and getting a fire? 2078 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000 He's not... 2079 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Yeah, go get Jay's cigarettes up there. 2080 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Hey, did you see her tobacco bag? 2081 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000 No, I have to roll. 2082 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 I want Nina to throw me down to her. 2083 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000 Go get Nina to throw down two of her cigarettes for Jay. 2084 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Will you please, Mark? 2085 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000 No problem. 2086 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Thanks, Mark. 2087 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000 Yeah, make the guy with cancer go upstairs. 2088 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Well, no, but he's not saying shit, man. 2089 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Jesus, man. 2090 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 We need to fucking man these microphones, motherfuckers. 2091 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000 You guys got fucking chemo when you're making a go upstairs to get a tobacco bag. 2092 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000 That's right, man. 2093 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000 You know why you're stinkin' pity? 2094 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Huh? 2095 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000 He don't need your stinkin' pity. 2096 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000 That's right, man. 2097 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000 You should kick that motherfucker when he's down. 2098 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,000 We are wrong that we made a go upstairs. 2099 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Oh, hey. 2100 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Look at these guys loving people. 2101 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Don't be a P-word. 2102 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000 I would never. 2103 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Don't be a P-word. 2104 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Who, me? 2105 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Yeah. 2106 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000 A princess? 2107 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000 I already am. 2108 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Pussy. 2109 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000 What can I tell you? 2110 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000 No pussy. 2111 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000 I know you fucking Larry. 2112 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000 Hey. 2113 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:19,000 He can handle walking up the stairs to get you some cigarettes. 2114 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Yeah, just walk it down. 2115 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 It's important you need to fucking smoke, damn it. 2116 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Listen, he can't die here. 2117 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000 That's a... 2118 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000 I don't know what I mean. 2119 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000 I don't know. 2120 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000 That won't look good. 2121 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,240 By the way, this is one of the only studios out there where you could smoke whatever the 2122 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,000 fuck you want. 2123 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Do whatever the fuck you want. 2124 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000 There's no law here. 2125 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000 There's nobody coming down on you. 2126 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,000 So Larry will smoke your pole in the fucking recording room. 2127 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Totally essential. 2128 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Hey. 2129 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000 And I don't know. 2130 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,000 I don't have a comeback for this fucking jag off. 2131 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:52,320 Can I also say and inform the audience when I say out of line that that comes straight 2132 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,920 from Joe's mom, who I love and respect. 2133 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920 That's where I get it. 2134 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,920 And that's why I love saying it. 2135 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,420 You're way out of line. 2136 01:01:58,420 --> 01:01:59,420 You're out of line. 2137 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,920 You're way out of line. 2138 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,920 Who's out of line? 2139 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:04,920 I'm not out of the yelling. 2140 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:05,920 Yeah, whatever. 2141 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,320 Who's out of line? 2142 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,560 That's a coin phrase for Mrs. S. 2143 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,560 Who? 2144 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,560 Oh. 2145 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,600 You're saying too much. 2146 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,600 Shut the fuck up. 2147 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,600 Oh man, Larry. 2148 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,200 Is that a way to talk to her guys? 2149 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,000 Especially a lady of that stature. 2150 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000 All right. 2151 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,160 Let's talk about something else. 2152 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,600 Well, I want to see her punch you in the face. 2153 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,600 That's what I wanted to do. 2154 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,600 Yeah, keep on antagonizing her. 2155 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,600 Oh, what are you doing? 2156 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,600 Oh shit. 2157 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,600 She got up. 2158 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,600 Oh, she's getting the cigarette from Nina. 2159 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,600 She's gonna punch Nina. 2160 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,600 Oh, you all saw me get up and punch her, Jeff. 2161 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,600 Yeah. 2162 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,600 He just clocks Nina. 2163 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,600 We thought you were gonna fucking kill someone. 2164 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,600 It should be a lit. 2165 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,600 Did I just get set up? 2166 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,600 Huh? 2167 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600 No, Nina, you're safe. 2168 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,600 You're safe. 2169 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,600 You're safe. 2170 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,600 I actually just needed you. 2171 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,600 Last time we fought, I kicked your ass. 2172 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,600 Damn. 2173 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,600 I bet. 2174 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,600 Nina's talking shit to Jay. 2175 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,600 Her is her dad, Daddy Pro. 2176 01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,600 Oh, I weren't that tall when I said it. 2177 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,600 Yeah, let's hear about when Nina kicked your ass. 2178 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,600 It was the last time I ever drank tequila. 2179 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,600 Apparently, I said fuck you to my mom, too. 2180 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,600 Oh my god. 2181 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:09,600 Oh, man. 2182 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,600 I was possessed. 2183 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,600 I don't remember any of it. 2184 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,600 Holy shit. 2185 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:13,600 She was possessed by your mom. 2186 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,600 I was even out of it. 2187 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,600 She was possessed by her mother, Peter Love. 2188 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,600 She was knocked. 2189 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,600 You didn't. 2190 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,600 She was, you didn't. 2191 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,600 Daddy Pro was like, kick her ass, she's picking the bitch. 2192 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,600 AJ, did it come in a plastic bottle? 2193 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:24,600 No, no, no, no. 2194 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,600 Beat me up. 2195 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,600 I was swat like, that was terrible. 2196 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,600 That was terrible, me walking. 2197 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,600 I don't remember. 2198 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,600 Yeah. 2199 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,600 Horrible. 2200 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,600 Horrible. 2201 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,600 What were you doing? 2202 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,600 Doing shooters? 2203 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,600 Was it an opaque plastic bottle? 2204 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,600 Jay, I don't know. 2205 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:38,600 I don't know. 2206 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,600 It was just tequila. 2207 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:40,600 I never drank another drop after that night. 2208 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:41,600 Nice. 2209 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:45,600 That was the very first on the list of my Satan syrup scroll of things that I never, ever, 2210 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,600 ever will ever drink again. 2211 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,600 How many things are on that list? 2212 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:51,600 Pretty much all liquor. 2213 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,600 Really? 2214 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,600 Yes. 2215 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,600 Anytime I did something that was totally out of, I said, after you to my mom. 2216 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,600 Really? 2217 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,600 Wow. 2218 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,600 I didn't call it, but apparently I did. 2219 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,600 You were black out drunk. 2220 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:02,600 You were blacked out, yeah. 2221 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,600 Yes. 2222 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,600 See, that's her, now you know how needles feel. 2223 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,600 Right. 2224 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,600 Right? 2225 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,600 Walking around in a blacked out fucking state. 2226 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:14,600 Right, but because I did that, I never, I, to this day, I'm not having another drink. 2227 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,600 Blacked out all the time. 2228 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,600 I will not drink, you know, like any, I just stick to beer. 2229 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,600 Thank you. 2230 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,600 Shit, man. 2231 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,600 So I have a full list that's Satan's, Satan's syrup list. 2232 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,600 I can handle booze, I mean, but here's the thing. 2233 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:25,600 For me, it was. 2234 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,600 I never, I never got blacked out drunk. 2235 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,600 I only blacked out from dope, but you know, again, it wasn't really blacked out. 2236 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:38,600 I could, I could remember the next day what I did that night, but a week later, I had 2237 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,600 no idea what the fuck I did. 2238 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,600 So it was like blacking out whole, you know, period of time. 2239 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:48,600 I just don't miss the days of waking up and having to hear from your dopey friends what 2240 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,600 you did. 2241 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,600 And I, I don't miss that at all. 2242 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,600 I don't miss that shit. 2243 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,600 It's been decades. 2244 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,600 Yeah. 2245 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,600 I used to fucking feel bad too. 2246 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,600 I could walk past a mirror and say, what the fuck are you looking at, bitch? 2247 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:02,600 It was terrible. 2248 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,600 You said that to yourself? 2249 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,600 I was not a good looking girl. 2250 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,600 She got in a fight with herself. 2251 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,600 I could. 2252 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,600 She was just punching mirrors. 2253 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:12,600 Yeah. 2254 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,600 Yeah. 2255 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,600 Punching mirrors. 2256 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:19,600 But it's decades, that was 20s, decades, decades. 2257 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,600 Hey, why don't you tell us about the time when you came in and knocked over the thousand 2258 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,600 gallon fish tank. 2259 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,600 That was my 21st birthday. 2260 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,600 And that was all Russ's fault. 2261 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:34,600 That was Russ who took me in Schauburg and brought me to every fucking bar and got me 2262 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,600 a fucking free drink. 2263 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:41,600 What's awesome about that is that every bar as the night went on, Russ made sure he got 2264 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,600 a man spook and he would write a little footnote. 2265 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,600 All right, Jay, here's your first bar. 2266 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,600 By the fourth or fifth, I mean, you know, fourth, I was 21. 2267 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,600 Just turn, I was, it was my 21st birthday. 2268 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,600 So you were fucking hammered. 2269 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,600 I didn't go to bars a lot. 2270 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,600 I only drank so my parents beer and shit. 2271 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:57,600 Right. 2272 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,600 Nina, she had balls and she looked like she could pass even go in with me. 2273 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,600 Well, sure. 2274 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,600 I was a chicken shit. 2275 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,600 So I didn't do that. 2276 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,600 Nina was looking for a guy. 2277 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,600 And I was in the way because I'm a nervous wreck. 2278 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,600 So for me, I was legal, I was 21. 2279 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600 Fuck you, Nina. 2280 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,600 No, she didn't get nervous. 2281 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:14,600 Sit there, Nina. 2282 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:15,600 Right. 2283 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,600 In front of that microphone. 2284 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,600 I was a chicken shit and she was not. 2285 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,600 So you got all fucked up and you came home for a birthday. 2286 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:30,600 Progressively in the math books, it'd be like, all right, Jay, this is your fourth bar. 2287 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,600 You got this. 2288 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:32,600 Oh shit. 2289 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,600 All right, Jay, dude, that's not a bar. 2290 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,600 We got kicked out. 2291 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:39,600 Let's get to the point where you fucking knock over the fish tank. 2292 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:46,600 But Larry, bars would give you free drinks on your 21st birthday. 2293 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,600 Sure. 2294 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,600 It was a fish tank on my parents brand new leather couch. 2295 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,600 Oh fuck. 2296 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,600 It was a brand new carpet because they were trying to pull one off. 2297 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:55,600 Oh man. 2298 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,600 Brand new, new leather couch. 2299 01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,600 And you knocked the whole fish tank over? 2300 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,600 Yes, she did. 2301 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:04,600 Russ, apparently, after it was all, he brought me home and it's that knee walk of shit. 2302 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,600 He brought me home. 2303 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,600 He threw me in bed. 2304 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,600 He threw a blanket over me. 2305 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,600 Stay in there, you drunk ass. 2306 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,600 It said it's over. 2307 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,600 You're all in your safe and good. 2308 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,600 My parents were in Florida. 2309 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,600 On my 21st birthday, rap brought me to the limelight. 2310 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,600 My parents were in Florida. 2311 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,600 Yeah, we picked up some whore. 2312 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,600 I just knee walked and I ended up knocking over the fish tank. 2313 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,600 Cop vanirial disease short. 2314 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,600 But Russ took pictures and... 2315 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,600 Allegedly. 2316 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,600 Allegedly. 2317 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:33,600 Russ chronicled every bit of my drunkness through the matchbooks and through that. 2318 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,600 So all I know about, this is what I know. 2319 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,600 The matchbooks. 2320 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,600 There's a picture of me in the bed. 2321 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,600 I'm in the bed. 2322 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,600 You're drunk. 2323 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,600 Yeah, I'm answering you the question. 2324 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,600 So it's a picture of me. 2325 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,600 I only know it through the series of pictures that Russ took, which he got developed in 2326 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,600 the hour bucket. 2327 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,600 Back in the day when he had to take your pictures and get them developed. 2328 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,600 Russ is the game for the hour service. 2329 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,600 And we know that Russ is a Jew bag. 2330 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,600 So he actually paid an extra. 2331 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,600 Yeah, but if he wants to fuck with you, he'll pay. 2332 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,600 Oh yeah, you betcha. 2333 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,600 He couldn't wait to bring them over the next day. 2334 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,600 Also, no, Russ ain't a Jew bag, dude. 2335 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,600 I gotta tell you something. 2336 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,600 I'm saying it's not his money. 2337 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:07,600 He brought me to Rolling Stones. 2338 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,600 We were kids. 2339 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,600 Okay, but he's brought me to Rolling Stones concert to play for the tickets. 2340 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:12,600 He prides himself off. 2341 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,600 That was fucking very expensive. 2342 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,600 I don't mean that he's not generous, but back then. 2343 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,600 We all had the fucking bleachers. 2344 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,600 Right. 2345 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,600 It was a picture of, here's what I know about the fish tank. 2346 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,600 It's me. 2347 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,600 I'm in the bed. 2348 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,600 Russ brought me through me in the bed just closing off. 2349 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,600 Nina, please don't play the drums. 2350 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,600 It's me. 2351 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,600 First picture is me throwing the blanket off. 2352 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,600 She's playing the drums over there. 2353 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,600 Second picture, I'm on my knees. 2354 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,600 Third picture, I'm knee crawling. 2355 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,600 Fourth picture is me sitting next to the fish tank, knocked over. 2356 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:47,600 I'm holding my hair up and stuff, smiling and looking at it like, holy shit, I'm in big trouble. 2357 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,600 That's all I know. 2358 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,600 That's all I know. 2359 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,600 That's all I know. 2360 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:55,600 I remember because I was fucking either hanging around with your sister or your brother, probably 2361 01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:00,600 both of them, and fucking came over the next day and I'm like, what the fuck happening here? 2362 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:01,600 And Jay was the fish killer. 2363 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,600 Dude, they had a huge fucking fish tank. 2364 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:05,600 I'm talking big. 2365 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,600 It was an octagon fish tank, so it was like a vertical octagon. 2366 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,600 No, it was not the leather one. 2367 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:17,600 It was the classic 70s one with the wood. 2368 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,600 Yeah, they had that. 2369 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,600 That's what it was. 2370 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:21,600 Okay, so what? 2371 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,600 It was that brandy. 2372 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,600 All the fish died. 2373 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,600 Hey, Jay. 2374 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,600 All the fish were flipping around on the fucking floor. 2375 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,600 Wait, wait, wait. 2376 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:28,600 The fish are knocked over. 2377 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:29,600 They're flopping around. 2378 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,600 Did anybody see them until the morning or did all the fish die? 2379 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,600 Russ kind of cleaned it up. 2380 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,600 No, the fish died. 2381 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:36,600 They were all done. 2382 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,600 And then what did the fish do? 2383 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:39,600 I don't have any. 2384 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,600 I got one. 2385 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:42,600 Right. 2386 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,600 That's cool, but I got my balls rolling. 2387 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,600 And I knew I was in trouble, but this is the picture. 2388 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:47,600 It's like this. 2389 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,600 Fish tank and I'm like this. 2390 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:49,600 So did you break the fish tank? 2391 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,600 No, it was literally laying out of side with nothing but a few rocks left. 2392 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,600 Oh, laying out of side all over the brandy. 2393 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,600 Did it have like a bunch of rocks and intricate bullshit in it? 2394 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,600 I wouldn't say too intricate, but your standard bullshit. 2395 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:03,600 You know what I mean? 2396 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,600 Yeah, just like fucking iron. 2397 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,600 Your standard little arch for the fish to hide. 2398 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,600 And then what happened? 2399 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,600 Did you get beat the next day? 2400 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,600 I don't hang that in the mic. 2401 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,600 I'm so much on Godly pain. 2402 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,600 I can't tell you. 2403 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,600 What's that? 2404 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:19,600 The next morning when I woke up, the pain was on Godly in my head. 2405 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,600 Really? 2406 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,600 Oh my gosh. 2407 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,600 What about the fish though? 2408 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,600 You kill all these fish. 2409 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,600 Well, their pain was unbearable. 2410 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:26,600 And I'm shitting a fucking brick is what I was doing. 2411 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,600 And then what happened? 2412 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,600 Your parents came home. 2413 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,600 They were gone for three more days. 2414 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,600 We did the bus. 2415 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,600 We could to clean it up and that was it. 2416 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,600 And then from that odd, like high school. 2417 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,600 Well, what they say they noticed, right? 2418 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,600 Oh fuck yeah. 2419 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,600 Yeah. 2420 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600 They noticed. 2421 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,600 I mean, it smelled like a fish fry in there. 2422 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,600 She's blowing by the best parts of the story. 2423 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,600 It's fucking my house. 2424 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,600 You're like, I didn't get drunk in your house. 2425 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:51,600 I just passed out. 2426 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,600 I got drunk somewhere else. 2427 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,600 No, I said it was all Russ's fucking fault. 2428 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,600 Oh, fucking Nuherk. 2429 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,600 How big was the fish chain? 2430 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,600 Hand for it. 2431 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,600 700 gallons. 2432 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,600 Oh, Larry's saying 1,000 gallons. 2433 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,600 25 gallons. 2434 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,600 That's a huge difference, Larry. 2435 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,600 I got three of my mother's. 2436 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,600 It was still a lot of water. 2437 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,600 Screamed at me. 2438 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,600 It's a lot less than fucking 700 though. 2439 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,600 Yeah, fucking. 2440 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:22,600 What's that bad? 2441 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,600 What sucked is though I was the fish killer then for the next guy. 2442 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,600 Well, you technically are the fish killer. 2443 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,600 I mean, I would, if the, 2444 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:31,600 Oh, it's Jay's birthday, put away, you know, 2445 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,600 two way your fish tags. 2446 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:33,600 I couldn't live without it. 2447 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,600 It was like, 2448 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,600 It's the way it gave you, like, 2449 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:36,600 you didn't kill the fish. 2450 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,600 I'm worried. 2451 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,600 It's like that one time when you kill one hooker choking her out 2452 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,600 and you're known as the hooker choker out. 2453 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:49,600 I mean, that's a lot of words to type on the newspaper, man. 2454 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,600 I laugh at that. 2455 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,600 The hooker choker out. 2456 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,600 That's a mouthful, Larry. 2457 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,600 I'm just hooked a choker. 2458 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:04,600 It's a lot less money to put a choker out her. 2459 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,600 Yeah, that happened. 2460 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,600 Well, no, because you could hook, 2461 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,600 you could choke the hooker and not choke her out totally. 2462 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,600 Well, I mean, you know, you choke him, 2463 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,600 let him come back, you choke him. 2464 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,600 Thanks, Larry. 2465 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,600 Larry's killing Porter over it. 2466 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,600 I didn't know shit about that. 2467 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,600 This, what's this? 2468 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,600 What gets Larry hard? 2469 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,600 Jay will tell you about getting choked. 2470 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:32,600 What's that? 2471 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,600 Jay likes to joke people. 2472 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,600 Oh, they said, man, dude, 2473 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,600 you're walking a fine, thin line. 2474 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,600 What are you, possessed? 2475 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,600 What the hell is wrong with you? 2476 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:44,600 I can poke you. 2477 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:45,600 Get out. 2478 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,600 Yeah, the stupid. 2479 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,600 You are talking suicidal. 2480 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,600 Jay's gonna rock your world. 2481 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,600 It'd be hilarious. 2482 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:57,600 I literally can't reach him. 2483 01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,600 I know. 2484 01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,600 I don't know what's happening. 2485 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,600 He's just mocking you right in your face. 2486 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:02,600 You really are. 2487 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,600 All right, I'm not. 2488 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,600 I love you. 2489 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:08,600 It doesn't mean she can't hit you. 2490 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,600 I've hit people I loved. 2491 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,600 Wow. 2492 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,600 I must be really stoned because I didn't get out for that. 2493 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,600 What happened? 2494 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,600 I didn't get up. 2495 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:18,600 What? 2496 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,600 What happened? 2497 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,600 What the fuck did I do? 2498 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,600 You inferred I was some kind of filthy hooker or something. 2499 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,600 No, I did not. 2500 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,600 What did you say? 2501 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,600 I remember saying that. 2502 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,600 We didn't say the word hooker, but you said, 2503 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,600 oh, Jay will tell you about that. 2504 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,600 Yeah, he called you a whore. 2505 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,600 What an asshole. 2506 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,600 Oh, yeah, me getting choked. 2507 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,600 And then you corrected yourself. 2508 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,600 You guys are acting like I'm nuts. 2509 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,600 Exactly what you said. 2510 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,600 Yeah, he said, I didn't say you were a filthy hooker. 2511 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,600 Oh, yes, he did. 2512 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,600 The hooker's getting like to get choked. 2513 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,600 It was all lead in. 2514 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,600 Yeah. 2515 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600 The hooker's like to get choked. 2516 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,600 Man, he called you a whore. 2517 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,600 That's not what I meant, though. 2518 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,600 Inferred. 2519 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,600 Inferred. 2520 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,600 Oh, yeah. 2521 01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,600 That's even worse. 2522 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,600 You guys are fucking... 2523 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,600 Close enough for a beating. 2524 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,600 Close enough for a beating. 2525 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,600 This is the most uptight fucking guess we've ever had. 2526 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:09,600 We're all woken here now. 2527 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,600 Don't fucking let him fool you. 2528 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,600 You all know. 2529 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,600 They know what they're getting. 2530 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,600 You know what you're getting. 2531 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,600 Yeah, we knew what we were in for. 2532 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,600 It's a fucking shit show. 2533 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,600 They're hoping that she fucking beats needle again with his own shoes. 2534 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,600 They're always going back to that. 2535 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,600 We already addressed that elephant in the room. 2536 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,600 That was fucking good, man. 2537 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,600 Yeah, that's all right, though. 2538 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,600 We were all there for one half. 2539 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,600 I don't really beat on them. 2540 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,600 I wouldn't beat on them. 2541 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,600 You hit me with my fucking slug. 2542 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,600 I crack you with your shoes. 2543 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,600 You already did. 2544 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,600 Oh, my God. 2545 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,600 That was paranoid. 2546 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,600 Remember the day like, did parents even say crack anywhere? 2547 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,600 Like for what? 2548 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,600 They could crack your kids? 2549 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,600 I cut it out before I crack you. 2550 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,600 Man, no. 2551 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:48,600 Parents can say whatever the fuck they want. 2552 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,600 Another old-school thing. 2553 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,600 What's that? 2554 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,600 I love that word. 2555 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:53,600 Cracking kids? 2556 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,600 Oh, no, don't make me pull that one. 2557 01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:00,600 I freaked out because I was so scared from earlier, my fucking... 2558 01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,600 I thought, you know, I want to make sure that... 2559 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,600 I was still hot. 2560 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:09,600 Yeah, I want to make sure that shit is hot because I got paranoid for a second. 2561 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,600 I'm all fucked up and I thought, man, did I do things right? 2562 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,600 Did I fuck up again? 2563 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,600 That's all right, though. 2564 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:15,600 But it's cool. 2565 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,600 We got another episode. 2566 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,600 It's all good. 2567 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,600 We can make... 2568 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:21,600 And we can do as many episodes as we want. 2569 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:27,600 But anyways, we should probably cut it here and say thanks for tuning in to the Larry and 2570 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,600 Needle show. 2571 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:32,600 We want to thank Jay for being here and she'll definitely be on again. 2572 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,600 Thanks for having me and loving me. 2573 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:35,600 I love you, Jay. 2574 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:36,600 Love you too, baby. 2575 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:37,600 Hey, we'll do it right now. 2576 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,600 But I just got to... 2577 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,600 Oh, I love you. 2578 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,600 I love you too, baby. 2579 01:15:42,600 --> 01:16:11,600 Larry and Needle show.