1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Larry and Needles. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 And, Larry and Needles. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Larry and Needles. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 And, Larry and Needles. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Yeah, we're hot. All right. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I'm Needles. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Yeah, and today we're doing this from the control room in the lab itself. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Now the control room in the lab? 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 In the lab, in the control room. 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,000 We're in the lab right now. This is where the magic happens. 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Yeah, because... 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 It's not in the bedroom, it's in the lab. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Yeah, because I've been having some fucking technical difficulties. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 We've had a lot of technical difficulties lately. 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 I think I drank too much last night. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 And ate mushrooms. 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,000 And too many. I had probably 10 capsules and fucking... 20 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I just... a few buttons didn't get pressed and... 21 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Sounds like you had a rough night in bed. 22 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Yeah. 23 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 And, you know... 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 And we had a really interesting guest, but we'll get her back. 25 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 We took 4 hours last night and we got 1 hour out of it. 26 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Right. 27 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 We had... it was a shit show though, I shall say. 28 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Yeah. 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 There was no rhyme or reason. 30 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Everybody was just doing their own thing. 31 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 We had people coming up, people coming down, people coming sideways. 32 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 I mean, it was like a fucking gangbang. 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 We tried to gangbang your ears, but it didn't work out. 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Right. 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 We'll see what happens today. 36 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Hey. 37 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 How's it doing? How you doing, Larry? 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Pretty good. 39 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Okay. Larry wants to get into his shit. 40 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Well, yeah. You know, I was looking at the internet today. 41 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Oh, really? The WWW, a worldwide web? 42 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Yeah. 43 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Okay. 44 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:43,000 And I was looking at... they were showing parallels between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. 45 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Okay. Well, elaborate. 46 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 It was pretty cool. 47 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Well, elaborate on them. 48 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 There were 17 different things. 49 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,000 And the first one was Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. 50 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 And Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. 51 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 In between this next fact, did it say, do you want to beg MILF in your area? 52 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Because I know you signed up for that. 53 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 It did. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Local MILF in your area. 55 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Shit. 56 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Yeah. 57 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Next fact. 58 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860, and Kennedy was elected president in 1960. 59 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Okay. 60 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Both were concerned with civil rights heavily. 61 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Okay. 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Both of their wives lost a child while they were in the White House. 63 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 All right. 64 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Both were shot on a Friday. 65 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And both of them were fucking shot in the head. 66 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Okay. Well, I mean, John Wilkes Booth got close and personal. 67 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Yeah. 68 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I mean, they... 69 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Well, you know, it could have been the driver that shot Kennedy. 70 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 But you know what happened? 71 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 He was pretty fucking close. 72 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I don't know about that. That magic bullet doesn't come from... 73 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 If that magic bullet started in the driver's seat and went around behind it... 74 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 No, it fucking shot him in the front of the head. 75 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 That's why his brains were sprayed all over the truck. 76 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Back into the left. Back into the left. 77 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Remember that movie, fucking... 78 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 There's a brooder, fucking... 79 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 No, that does a brooder film. 80 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah. 81 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 You're in the grassy and old, just whacking your meat. 82 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 In the background. 83 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Wrecking itself. 84 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Kennedy's getting shot in the head. 85 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 You're destroying your shit in the fucking background. 86 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I made up all week on Amphetamine. 87 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 How about this shit, man? 88 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy, and Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. 89 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 No, that's a fucking crazy fact. 90 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 That is fucked up, right? 91 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I mean, come on, really? 92 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah. 93 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 The parallels between them are... 94 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Here's another fucking weird one, too. 95 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I mean, you got 12 of them or 15, right? 96 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Yeah. 97 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Okay. 98 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Both of them were assassinated by Southerners, and both of them were succeeded by Southerners, 99 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 named Johnson. 100 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Andrew Johnson replaced Lincoln, and Lyndon B. Johnson replaced Kennedy, and both of them 101 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:03,000 were also born in some numerical things, like Andrew Johnson was born in 1808, and LBJ was 102 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 born in 1908. 103 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Damn, Larry, I am so proud of you that you did your homework like this. 104 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 This is amazing. 105 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah, check this out, too. 106 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 John Will Spooth. 107 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Hit me, cat. 108 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Yeah, John Will Spooth was born in 1839. 109 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Okay. 110 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. 111 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald did it by himself? 112 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 No, I think he was just a fucking patsy that they set up. 113 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I don't even think he was involved. 114 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Well, how many patsies were involved? 115 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, man. 116 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I mean, Jack Ruby was a patsy. 117 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 They don't fucking care. 118 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 He was a street club guy, you know what I mean? 119 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Yeah. 120 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 He was a fucking straight pimp. 121 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 He was a fucking straight pimp. 122 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 We should do an episode on Jack Ruby. 123 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah, we should. 124 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 We're gonna start doing dirtbags of the nation. 125 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah, he's... 126 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Like, just, like, low-level dirtbags. 127 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 But they gotta be cool. 128 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Well, yeah, they do cool stuff. 129 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 We'll do cool dirtbags. 130 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 That's our next segment. 131 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Nice. 132 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Okay, next fact? 133 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Well, both, obviously, both assassins were known by three names. 134 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:03,000 And here's the weird part, but both of their names are composed of 15 letters each. 135 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Yeah, okay. 136 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah. 137 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Lincoln was shot in a theater named Ford. 138 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln, made by Ford. 139 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 His favorite car ever, 1967. 140 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,000 I think it is Lincoln Continental Suicide Door with the Trot Top. 141 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 My friend Mark, Mark B. 142 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Oh, my God, my neighbor had one of those, man. 143 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, they're fucking dope. 144 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 It's a shagging wagon. 145 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 You could have a gang bag in there if you really wanted to. 146 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 You could open the trunk and fucking... 147 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 We'd fit like nine kids in the backseat. 148 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Yeah, I bet you you would, Larry. 149 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 That mustache. 150 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 How many in the trunk? 151 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 How about this, though? 152 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 How about where's that joint? 153 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Okay, how about this for convenience, though? 154 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Oh, boy. 155 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Booth and Aswald were both killed before the fucking trial, you know, so nobody could really find out the actual truth. 156 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You know what happened with Booth? 157 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 He jumped out of the fucking... 158 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 He jumped out of the second story, I think, and broke his leg. 159 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Yeah. 160 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 And then he found suicide. 161 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, he jumped out of the balcony. 162 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Was the balcony... 163 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 The theater. 164 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I know, I think it was going... 165 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 No, he jumped from the balcony of the theater where he shot Lincoln. 166 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I thought he was going towards the alley. 167 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I think he went out the door out of the alley. 168 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I was escaping. 169 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 But he ran away on a broken leg. 170 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 But then he found some sympathizers and he pulled up with them. 171 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Oh, yeah. 172 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Okay, keep going. 173 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 And you know what, Lincoln didn't die right away. 174 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 He was alive for like six days or something. 175 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 No shit. 176 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Yeah. 177 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Hey, hand me that glow-in-the-dark-ass shirt. 178 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Yeah, no problem, kiddo. 179 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Okay. 180 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Next fact? 181 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Yeah, this is... 182 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 This next one is a pretty good one. 183 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 This next one's a pretty good one. 184 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. 185 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Okay. 186 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 And a week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Maryland, Monroe. 187 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Oh. 188 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Larry trying to sneak in funny. 189 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 No, but it's true. 190 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 I know. 191 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Yeah, he was begging Marilyn Monroe. 192 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Yeah. 193 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 And there's a huge scandal too that they all say that she was drugged and that... 194 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Oh, yeah. 195 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 But she OD'd, but she did... 196 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Who OD'd really bad? 197 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I mean, you know, actual people did OD'd. 198 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, it was a lot harder though, man, because they were taking pills. 199 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I mean, I guess people would shoot up in Fetamines and shit, but... 200 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Well, you had to be real dirtbagged. 201 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 They didn't have syringes back then. 202 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 You had to like get... 203 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Really use some head-shape. 204 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Well, they had syringes, but they were like a metal one. 205 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 It was harder to come by. 206 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Yeah. 207 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 They had to have a key. 208 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Big fucking horse needle on there. 209 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 You need a fucking brillo pad to clean the tip off every once in a while. 210 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 You don't want to get fucking... 211 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 You fucking get an SOS and clean the rust off it, motherfucker. 212 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I was reading this thing about Judy Garland and... 213 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Hey. 214 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Oh, you're going to keep going. 215 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Yeah, tell you Judy Garland thing. 216 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I only got one more small fat. 217 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Okay, that's fine. 218 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,000 So Judy Garland, she wrote her like this memoir, which is completely amazing. 219 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I just read like snippets of it, you know, for idiots. 220 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:56,000 And they were talking about how they would drug them all day long, and then they would 221 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 pill them out at night to sleep. 222 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Judy Garland. 223 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 They would speed during the day and then sleep... 224 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Knock them out at night. 225 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Knock them out at night. 226 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Her and Andy Rooney. 227 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Keep those kids working. 228 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah, and that's what they did. 229 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 They were... 230 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Build time for sleep children. 231 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 And then they were getting like sexually assaulted. 232 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Oh, fuck. 233 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 And like all this crazy shit was like intertwined in this story. 234 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Like, um... 235 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Well, you know, the Hollywood shit, man. 236 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Liz who? 237 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 What's her name? 238 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Liz of... 239 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Liz Fair? 240 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 No, not Liz Fair, you ass clown. 241 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Liz... 242 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 What's Judy Garland's niece? 243 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Liza Minnelli. 244 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Liza Minnelli, yeah. 245 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 She is a funny ass bitch. 246 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Dude, did you ever see her on... 247 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I would love to see you say that to her face. 248 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 She slapped the dogs she had on you. 249 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Did you ever see her on Arrested Development? 250 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh, yeah, when she was with the fucking... 251 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 She was fucking funny. 252 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Going out with the kid Buster. 253 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 With the guy's name with the buster. 254 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Yeah. 255 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 What the fuck? 256 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Oh, that was fucking funny. 257 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Hell, yeah. 258 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 She was just a lunatic. 259 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Yeah. 260 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 And that's her real life, though. 261 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah. 262 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Like, they just captured her essence. 263 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 She just was her self-finding camera. 264 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 She's pretty cool for them to let them make fun of her like that. 265 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Oh, but they're living their lives about. 266 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Yeah. 267 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 If you can't take a fucking joke, then you know what? 268 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 You should just die. 269 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Right, I agree. 270 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Hey, and here's the last thing. 271 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Number 15. 272 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 This is number 17, actually, but we weren't really counting them down. 273 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 No. 274 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 This pertains to the fact that you said about him walking in the theater. 275 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 How about this? 276 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Lincoln was shot in the theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse. 277 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:29,000 The city was shot from a warehouse and the killer ran to a theater. 278 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Hmm. 279 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 The book depository. 280 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yeah. 281 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 It's pretty crazy. 282 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 You know what? 283 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Like we always say on this show, there's some things we're not meant to understand. 284 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 No. 285 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 There's some things that the government won't let us know. 286 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Exactly. 287 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 And that's just how it is. 288 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Are we the people that have to sift through this shit? 289 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 You know what I mean? 290 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Like, they won't, they retract shit. 291 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 You get these documents, they're all black the fuck out. 292 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 It's like, you can't be honest with us. 293 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 We literally are taxpayers. 294 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 We're paying for the paper that that's written out. 295 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 They're blacking out. 296 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,000 And you're fucking using our marker to cover over. 297 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Exactly. 298 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I mean, how the fuck do we just keep taking it in the ass like this? 299 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Yeah, it's fucking crazy. 300 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I mean, and then look at this kid that just released all these documents. 301 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 And we should be fucking praising this kid. 302 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 We should be giving him a fucking medal. 303 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I don't know about praising because he released this. 304 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 But he's uncovering how bad they are and that's why they don't like him. 305 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,000 If it was any, you know, usually in the old days, we would praise a whistleblower now. 306 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 But the thing is he didn't release it. 307 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 He only released it to like 25 people, I think. 308 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Right. 309 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 It was on a discord. 310 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 So it wasn't like, what's her nuts? 311 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 In a gaming chat room. 312 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Who's the lady that transitioned? 313 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 A gaming chat room. 314 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Yeah, who's the lady that, Chelsea Manning. 315 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Chelsea Manning fucking did a drop. 316 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Like she dumped a bunch of shit. 317 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 She went to prison. 318 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Oh yeah, Peyton Manning's brother. 319 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And he went to Eli. 320 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:00,000 But these people, I mean, if you're, the government doesn't want us to know anything, right? 321 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 No, they don't. 322 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:05,000 I mean, the only thing that we need to know is what this cost, what that cost. 323 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Here's your tax bill. 324 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 This is how much you're going to pay for it. 325 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 And if you don't want to pay for it, then fuck off. 326 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Somebody else will. 327 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Yeah. 328 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 That's the American dream. 329 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 You don't want to pay for it. 330 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 We'll put your ass in fucking jail. 331 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Well, your taxes, yeah. 332 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Yeah. 333 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 You can't fucking, taxes and death, right Larry? 334 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 That's right. 335 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Two things that are going to get you. 336 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 That's right. 337 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 And you can't fucking, you can't take it. 338 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Why is her car still here? 339 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 That's Nina's car. 340 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Oh yeah. 341 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Man, did we get fucked up last night? 342 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 No, man. 343 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 I don't know why you're fucking yelling this from the mountaintop. 344 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I just, I'm not used to that shit, man. 345 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 You know, it's like a mini party. 346 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Well, what does that mean? 347 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 It was almost, we did the same thing we always do. 348 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I know there was just more people here and it seemed like, you know what the difference 349 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 was is I drank my ass off. 350 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Well, it was just Jay and Nina were here. 351 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Yeah. 352 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Went in Rome. 353 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 We know some bad bitches. 354 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yeah, we do. 355 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 You know what I mean? 356 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Like they're very off-putting. 357 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,000 If you don't know them, if you don't know them, let me tell you, Jay's a biter, or no, 358 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Jay's a choker. 359 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 She's a choker and a thrower. 360 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Yeah, she's a choker and a thrower, which I can see that. 361 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 She's throw your ass horizontal up against the wall. 362 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 She's got a good center of gravity in those hands. 363 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Oh my God, she's got like a bricklayer's hands. 364 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Yeah. 365 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Looks like she's been fucking slinging fucking mortar for the last 20 years. 366 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yeah, she's been working. 367 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 That's for fucking sure. 368 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Yeah, I know. 369 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 That's true. 370 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 And then fucking Nina on the other hand. 371 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Lord of Mercy. 372 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Yeah. 373 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Well, we all can't be likeable. 374 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Nina was fun last night, though, man. 375 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 She was pretty fun. 376 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 You just can't yell from the rafters all day long. 377 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 No, you guys will hear, I mean. 378 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Either shit or get off the pot. 379 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,000 You guys will know what we're talking about when you hear the episode with Jay and you'll 380 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 hear somebody barking shit out in the background. 381 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 That's Nina. 382 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Yeah. 383 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 She didn't have a microphone, although we had one for her. 384 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 She used one. 385 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Right, she used the microphone. 386 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 She would rather sit in the corner and yell. 387 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:05,000 That goes a lot to say about Nina. 388 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Love Nina, but she'd rather sit in the corner and yell. 389 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Fuck yeah. 390 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, the story that they told about her, that she was sitting on the bench. 391 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 She lifted up her fucking hair and said, fuck you. 392 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 I don't talk to anybody that doesn't talk to me. 393 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Yeah. 394 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 That's some crazy shit to say as an 11-year-old. 395 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yeah. 396 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 But. 397 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I remember Nina in school. 398 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 She didn't talk at all. 399 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 You really, really had to be like alone with her and pull it out of her. 400 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 That's fine. 401 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 But yeah, she was cool. 402 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Good luck to Steamboat. 403 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Yeah. 404 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Godspeed, Steamboat. 405 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Godspeed, my friend. 406 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Fucking Steamboat was crazy last night. 407 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No, Steamboat was fine. 408 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 He rifled through the fucking Crown Royal bag, Mary was telling me. 409 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 What was in the Crown Royal bag? 410 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 It was not his bag. 411 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 It was someone else's. 412 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 It was his fucking jade. 413 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 All kinds of shit. 414 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 And there was jars in there. 415 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Of jars of what? 416 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 You know, like weed and shit. 417 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 And he's opening each one. 418 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 She had pills? 419 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I don't think she had pills, man. 420 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 She doesn't take pills. 421 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I mean, I don't want any. 422 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I was just asking. 423 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Yeah, no. 424 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 You're just curious. 425 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Yeah, you know, I'm in the curious George over here. 426 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Right, the book about Crown Royal bag contents. 427 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 What's in that bottle? 428 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Let me take a look. 429 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Can I just cross-reference it on the internet? 430 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Exactly. 431 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 That's the greatest thing about the internet, too. 432 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Oh my God. 433 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Isn't that fucking sick? 434 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Yeah. 435 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 But now they're fucking... 436 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 See that book up there? 437 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Look it. 438 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 This is what me and my wife used to use in the old days. 439 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Yeah, the Bible. 440 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 The large fucking book with all the... 441 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Yeah, the Pilferian Bible. 442 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah, with the glossy pictures. 443 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Now you don't need the book. 444 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 You could take pictures. 445 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 I still keep it for fucking nostalgia's sake. 446 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 What's that? 447 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 The book. 448 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 To remind you of fucking... 449 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Remind us all the pills we took. 450 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 I think you just have to look at your liver in a couple of years or behind you. 451 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 No, fuck. 452 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 That's all right, though. 453 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 You can always get a new liver. 454 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I don't know about that. 455 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Maybe they could put it on the outside of your body. 456 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Because you're going to need another one soon. 457 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Yeah, you can triple up. 458 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I got three livers. 459 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 It's how rich I am. 460 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Fuck, yeah. 461 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 I got three livers and a kidney. 462 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 You know you're fucking pimping with three livers. 463 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Well, yeah, I mean... 464 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 One fucking filters the booze. 465 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 One filters the fucking dope. 466 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Geez, you're like a cow now. 467 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Yeah, eight stomachs. 468 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 One is... 469 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 You have designated fucking... 470 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Like an octopus. 471 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 I got nine fucking brains. 472 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Octopus is creeping me out. 473 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Oh, man. 474 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 They really do, man. 475 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 They can get themselves out of a jar. 476 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Yeah, I won't eat octopus anymore because they're just too fucking smart, man. 477 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I don't feel right eating something that's fucking smarter than I am. 478 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Well, I mean... 479 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 That is... 480 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Oh, man. 481 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I mean, so many jokes, Larry. 482 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Come on, Larry. 483 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Do you really just want to throw softballs right now? 484 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 No, but... 485 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I'll hit them out of the park. 486 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Those motherfuckers, not only can they get out of a jar... 487 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I mean, I think a pack of rocks is smarter than you. 488 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 They can figure out a lot of other intricate puzzles. 489 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 I was watching the thing when they sleep in their sleep. 490 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 When they're sleeping, they still adapt to their surroundings. 491 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Yeah? 492 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 So it's not even... 493 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 It's just like... 494 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Listen to this. 495 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 I saw a show where an octopus that they had in a tank... 496 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 I want to get a submarine and you and I do a podcast in it. 497 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 That'd be amazing. 498 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Like a two-man submarine. 499 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Oh, yeah. 500 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 One of those ones that goes really fucking deep. 501 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Or just clam bacon. 502 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Fuck yeah, that's really clam bacon. 503 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Listen, this octopus... 504 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Who let you guys bring a bomb down there? 505 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You're not supposed to light that bomb when we're pumping in oxygen. 506 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Like a pvp. 507 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Yeah, fuck yeah. 508 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Who's getting hammered in the submarine. 509 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 The larian needle submarine. 510 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 No, man. 511 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Okay, what were you going to say, Lar... 512 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 This octopus... 513 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 No, that's alright, man. 514 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Fucking the octopus... 515 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Literally was in the tank. 516 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 They have it in the lab. 517 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 The motherfucker waited for everyone to leave. 518 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,000 At night, snuck out of the tank, got into the fucking drain, 519 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 and got back to the ocean. 520 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 It smelled the ocean water through the fucking drain. 521 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 It's fucking creepy, dude. 522 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Yeah, the thing was fucking very, very smart. 523 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I think there was a movie about a guy who fell in love with an octopus. 524 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Octopussy. 525 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Well, that's not James Bond. 526 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 No, that's other movies. 527 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Octopussy triple X version. 528 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Oh, well, I mean, she had eight pussies. 529 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 No, this guy fucks an octopus. 530 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:32,000 It's very, very... 531 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 But you know, this guy falls in love with this octopus, 532 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 and he actually films all what's going on. 533 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I think he bangs it. 534 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Are you fucking kidding? 535 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 I don't know, I'm just speculating. 536 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 I was just joking. 537 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 I think he does, but no, I think this guy has Felicio. 538 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Felicio is when you bang a dead head. 539 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 When you cut the head off and then you have sex with this, 540 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 you make a bled to your image. 541 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Like fucking Edmund Kemper. 542 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Yeah, that's why I learned that. 543 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,000 But yeah, I think this guy uses an octopus for special effects. 544 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Shout out to Eddie Kemper. 545 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Oh, right now we're calling out serial killers. 546 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Hopefully this makes it to you when you're locked up. 547 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Hey, shout out to our six fucking followers. 548 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, yeah. 549 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 We love you, motherfuckers. 550 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Thank you very much. 551 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Remember, tell your friends. 552 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 You must be some crazy motherfuckers. 553 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Follow us. 554 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Follow us. 555 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Yeah, please tell your friends. 556 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Review us. 557 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Apple, Spotify, whatever. 558 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Whatever, what knocks out there. 559 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 You know, you got to keep this machine rolling. 560 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Larry is, you know what I mean? 561 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Well, Larry's a sugar baby, so he doesn't need any cash. 562 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 But I can always use the extra cash. 563 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 I need cash. 564 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Well, I know. 565 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 He wants to start that mobile fucking, what's that? 566 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 That mobile junk off. 567 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Kissing booth. 568 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Yeah. 569 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Your mobile glory hole. 570 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Man. 571 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I think it's got to get your refrigerator back. 572 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Get one of those little round fucking trailers. 573 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 You know, the real small one. 574 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 They could pull behind a car. 575 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Yeah, he's going to do tricks in there. 576 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Just a line of dudes in the big parking lot. 577 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 You can't stand up in there, but. 578 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 That's all right. 579 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 You just don't get to go. 580 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I'm at the cash register. 581 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Does they keep coming through, baby? 582 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 No, you know, when you're hot, you're hot. 583 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah, Larry needs a new fender. 584 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 A new Stratocaster. 585 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Oh, fucking a home. 586 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000 No, really, what I wouldn't do for fucking Gibson Firebird, 587 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 non-reverse anybody that's got one out there. 588 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah, I don't even know what that is, but okay. 589 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 It's a guitar. 590 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I'll let you fucking air for that on the part. 591 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Are you going to pay for it? 592 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 You just need to do sexual favors. 593 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Whatever is clever. 594 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Whatever they want. 595 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 If it's a man, you know. 596 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 It's a man. 597 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I have to take money for it. 598 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 It's a man, baby. 599 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 You don't have to take one for the team. 600 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I don't know. 601 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Maybe I, maybe I have to let him tune your G string. 602 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Oh, shout out, Matt. 603 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Yeah, I'm real excited. 604 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Me and needles were talking to our good buddy Matt down in Florida. 605 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 And he lives in Polka Raton. 606 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 And he used to be the drummer in my band and his nickname was Casual Matt, 607 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 because man, he didn't even have to put any effort forth. 608 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 He was so good. 609 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 And that's who gave me my nickname. 610 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 And he's the one that gave needles his nickname. 611 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Tell that story, that's right. 612 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 So one, you know, me and needles would be getting all fucked up. 613 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000 And he's like, you know, he would hang around me and would help me with my guitar 614 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 and help me with gigs and shit. 615 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Amazing drummer. 616 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:32,000 And we'd go play some, you know, crazy punk rock places and we'd get fucking drunk together 617 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 and we'd be high together. 618 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 All right, there. 619 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 We got the gist of it. 620 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Yeah. 621 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000 And so Matt really didn't know needles' name yet. 622 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I'm not going to say his real name. 623 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 He didn't know my real name. 624 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Yeah. 625 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 My Christian name. 626 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And then he said, hey, Larry, where's your, where's your buddy needles? 627 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Because he wasn't there one night or he was late or something. 628 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000 And I just instantly knew who he was talking about and fucking. 629 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 And it was funny, man. 630 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 And we just started calling him that. 631 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 It's very funny because he was straight edge. 632 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 He wasn't the complete opposite of us. 633 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,000 It was the Brady Bunch thrown into the fucking, I don't know, the Sex Pistols. 634 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah. 635 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 The Ramones and you know what I mean? 636 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Yeah, it was funny. 637 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 And we had fun. 638 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 But he was fucking really fun. 639 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 He's one of the funniest motherfuckers and we're going to get him on there because he's 640 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 going to come up. 641 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000 There's a drum show that's going to go on and up here in Chicago land. 642 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:31,000 And he's going to be here on the 17th and we're going to, we're going to get him in 643 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:37,000 the studio here and do an interview with him and we're going to talk shit about Bobby and 644 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 fucking and fork. 645 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Yeah. 646 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 And plus we used to work together, man. 647 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And I was such a fuck up and this kid knew everything and he's a lot younger than me. 648 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 He's called Larry Kiss and Dudes by the dumpster. 649 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Yeah. 650 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 And also he would, every time I would ring up a customer because it was a computer based 651 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 fucking system. 652 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 And you work at a very small guitar shop. 653 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Yeah. 654 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Like, and the owner was an alcoholic. 655 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Yeah. 656 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Hardcore alcoholic. 657 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Hardcore. 658 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Like, like open up a bottle of Jack Daniels at 8am and drink it at work. 659 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And then I would walk into his office at like, it would be like 10 in the morning. 660 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 I walk into the office. 661 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I'd be like, Hey, Pat, like I'd have a question for me. 662 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 He'd be like, Hey, you want to drink Larry? 663 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I'd be like, Are you fucking kidding me? 664 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Dude, I'm with a customer right now. 665 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Are you telling somebody that is having a war? 666 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 That's me telling him. 667 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I'm a high on heroin. 668 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I don't need any alcohol. 669 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Exactly. 670 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,000 But fuck man, this kid was really a fucking, he drank himself to death. 671 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 He used to live here actually. 672 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 He remembered the tub story. 673 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 When he, when he, he thought it was a bedroom. 674 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Yeah. 675 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 He thought it was, it was real dark. 676 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000 He didn't turn any lights on in the house and he opened the bathroom door and he thought 677 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 it was his bedroom. 678 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 And he ran full blast. 679 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Yeah. 680 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 And just was going to throw himself in the bed. 681 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 And. 682 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And it was the bathtub and he smashed his fucking head off the bed. 683 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Gigantic fucking huge bump. 684 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Almost killed himself. 685 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Black and blue mark and shit. 686 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 It was fucking hilarious man. 687 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 He like dog. 688 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 He had to go working with like a total asshole. 689 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Triple jump? 690 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Triple in the jump? 691 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 No, no, it was the triple in the jump. 692 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Hey, we're all gonna get laid. 693 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,000 You know the triple jump when they like jump, jump, jump and then they go in the jump. 694 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Yeah. 695 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 That's what he, what he just stuff, oh, oh, wouldn't you stand on the line though? 696 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 What's that called? 697 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 That motherfucker just smashed his head. 698 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Dude, he would drink so much and he was a tiny little fella. 699 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Yeah. 700 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000 He was, he was so skinny that my wife was going, hey, is Pat home one day? 701 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000 She's, she's like, hey, is Pat home and I look in his room and I look at his bed. 702 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 She's still in the skeleton. 703 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 And I'm like, no, he's not there. 704 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 And he was there. 705 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000 He's so skinny that there was no, it looked like his blankets were still fucking flat. 706 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000 And then he comes walking out of the room later and I'm all high on coke and I almost 707 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 had a fucking heart attack. 708 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Like where the fuck did you come from? 709 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Pat ghost shit. 710 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Yeah. 711 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 It was crazy. 712 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 He was like. 713 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 The bed looked made. 714 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Yeah. 715 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 He was not even fucking. 716 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Not even hip bones poking out. 717 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 He was, he was a skinny little, but he drank a lot man. 718 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Yeah. 719 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 All those little goofy tattoos everywhere. 720 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 When did he die? 721 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 I think he was like 34 years old. 722 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Oh man. 723 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000 There's his license right behind you on the wall. 724 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I think he was born in 1970. 725 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 RIP Pat. 726 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 RIP Pat. 727 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:31,000 We played, we played our, we set up and me, me, Matt, casual Matt and Bobby. 728 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,680 Bobby Bronco, Steamboat, the guy from my band, Bobby kisses dudes episode. 729 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,480 We played at Pat's funeral. 730 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,480 Yeah. 731 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,000 We set up at the VFW hall. 732 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Man. 733 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Like a fucking beer barrel party. 734 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 This fucking story just gets better and better. 735 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Was it an open casket at the VFW hall? 736 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 No. 737 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I wouldn't have been. 738 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:55,000 They just brought it in the body. 739 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 He's just in the VFW hall. 740 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Cinnamon at the bar. 741 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Picture of the Twin Towers. 742 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I don't know, he was 2001. 743 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 When did he die? 744 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 That was a long time ago man. 745 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I think he was like 2005 or 2006. 746 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,000 No, so yeah, so there could have been pictures of the Twin Towers in the VFW. 747 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Yeah. 748 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Jesus's hands. 749 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yeah. 750 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Praying with a rosary. 751 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Yeah. 752 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 The present tattoo. 753 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Yeah, but I don't think the VFW guys go for that. 754 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Not at all. 755 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000 The VFW guys were fucking cool. 756 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Yeah, you think? 757 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Yeah, they were. 758 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I love the fucking vats man. 759 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Without those motherfuckers. 760 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 They get dollar beers. 761 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Well, they used to get dollar beers. 762 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 The VFW hall rocks. 763 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 They always got a good jukebox. 764 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Those guys know how to party. 765 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Yeah. 766 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 They talk shit. 767 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 You know what I mean? 768 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Not really. 769 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 We had a lighter... 770 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Yeah, this morning there was a bunch of bikers lined up at the VFW hall right here in town 771 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 in... 772 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 The... 773 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 They were going somewhere. 774 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I don't know where, but it looked fun man. 775 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 They all had these fucking Harleys and ready to go. 776 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Really? 777 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yeah, I don't... 778 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Probably... 779 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 It's nice how it's somewhere on here, definitely. 780 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I was out on my motor scooter today. 781 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Yeah, man, just cruising for dudes. 782 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Fuck yeah. 783 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 There was none... 784 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 I wonder if I could buy you a place... 785 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Oh, I'll tell you what. 786 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 How would I put Larry Kiss's dudes out of license plate? 787 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 You had to abbreviate it, but... 788 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 L-R-Y-K-S-V-U-D. 789 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Hey, there was this old bitch out... 790 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 She was tanning in a bikini and she fucking like... 791 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Where? 792 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I was riding around down by the lake down there. 793 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Oh, okay. 794 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Oh, down by? 795 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Okay, the apartments. 796 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 No, no, in Medina. 797 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Okay. 798 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000 And she's like going out of her way to like really, really wave at me. 799 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Man, did she have a pineapple on? 800 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 No, I don't know what that means. 801 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Yeah, she's a swinger. 802 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Yeah, you and Mary can start swinging. 803 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Yeah. 804 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 That sounds like a good thing for summer. 805 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 It should be the summer of swing. 806 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Oh, yeah, she'll go for that. 807 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 It's because you want to treat... 808 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 That's what all the lives go for. 809 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 You want to tree swing it? 810 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Oh, I thought you guys wanted to bang. 811 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 I just wanted to swing. 812 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Where's the swing? 813 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 You guys would have a tire back here. 814 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 This is lame. 815 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 But... 816 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 It said swingers. 817 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Okay, so wait, so she goes out of her way to wave at you. 818 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 And she's wearing a bikini? 819 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yeah. 820 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Wow. 821 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Was she good looking? 822 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 She was okay. 823 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 I mean, she was passable. 824 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 For a Saturday morning? 825 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Yeah, passable. 826 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Saturday morning late? 827 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 She was not a hot young chick that looked fucking amazing. 828 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 She put it that way. 829 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 But she was all right. 830 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Okay, but I mean, for a mid-day fucking bikini shot. 831 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah, man. 832 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 For dirtbags like us, she was like about a seven. 833 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 You're gonna put that in your spank bank. 834 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 In the wank bank. 835 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Mary's gonna fucking make up a whole scenario. 836 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Look at that. 837 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 His scooter breaks down. 838 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 She tries to change the oil. 839 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Yeah, she tries to change the oil. 840 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 And you're like, I'll change your oil. 841 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I'll start oil becoming exciting. 842 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Next thing you know, she's got a finger in your bum. 843 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 You're like, oh, I didn't picture it like this. 844 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 You're using your oil as sluper can. 845 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Oh, man. 846 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Yeah. 847 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Down in fucking dirty with that bitch. 848 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 She was a black bikini too. 849 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 And you know what was weird? 850 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 It was like she was already suntanned. 851 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 It's like that she must have been laying out when it was still fucking cold out. 852 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Women love a tan. 853 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Yeah. 854 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 They really do. 855 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 They love a tan. 856 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Let me tell you, they'll be the tannest bitch and she'll date the most translucent dude. 857 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 You can see through. 858 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Whitey Ford. 859 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Yeah. 860 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Oh, that's a good album. 861 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 From what? 862 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Everlast? 863 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Yeah. 864 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Whitey Ford. 865 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 It's the great album. 866 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 It's the blues. 867 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 But what was she doing? 868 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 She was just laying out. 869 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 She was just laying in a lawn chair in front of her house. 870 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Oh, in front of her house. 871 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Like the driveway. 872 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Yeah. 873 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Yeah, in her driveway. 874 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And then you drove by in your scooter? 875 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 I slowed down, yeah. 876 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Oh, you slowed down. 877 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 See now the story is thickened. 878 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Well, I slowed down when she started waving. 879 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 The clap thickened. 880 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000 So I could get a better look. 881 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 I waved back. 882 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 You pulled your phone out. 883 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 No. 884 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Larry's taking fucking secret snaps. 885 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I didn't do that. 886 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Upshots. 887 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Upshots of what? 888 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 She's in a bikini. 889 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 That's her skirt shot. 890 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 I know. 891 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 No, you don't. 892 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 You just had up shots and she's wearing a bikini. 893 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Well, the way she was sitting would have been an upshot. 894 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Aren't those guys creepy? 895 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Yeah. 896 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,000 I mean, you got a real sick fuck if you'd get off just taking shots of women skirts. 897 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Yeah, I accidentally stumbled on one of those websites. 898 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 It was disgusting. 899 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 It took me like an hour to fucking. 900 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 You said to delete it? 901 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Yeah. 902 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000 She's like, oh, look at this one. 903 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 She doesn't even know what's going on. 904 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000 This pervert has a toe cam. 905 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 I wonder if they sell shoes with the Amazon. 906 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 They do. 907 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 They have to. 908 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Oh, patent pending. 909 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 That's a good idea. 910 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 That's a good idea. 911 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Larry and Needle's toe shoe cam. 912 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Yeah. 913 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 You can just put it right down there. 914 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Perfect for parties. 915 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 And it's wireless. 916 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Of course. 917 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Yeah, you know what I mean? 918 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 You just got to charge it up. 919 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 You know, I got to do this thing and take a picture. 920 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 But it goes to our servers so all the pictures get downloaded. 921 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 We filter through them all first. 922 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 And we send out to like, here's some of your pictures. 923 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Like, oh, these aren't even mine. 924 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000 I wasn't in Thailand. 925 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Those guys were pervs though. 926 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 But there's, you know what? 927 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:27,120 The internet just, like we've all had said before, that the internet, it's accessible 928 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,000 to anything that you like. 929 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Oh my God. 930 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Like that chick that got arrested for banging that dog. 931 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Did you hear about that? 932 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 No. 933 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,000 She got out Snapchat videos of her getting banged by her dog. 934 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Oh my God. 935 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Yeah. 936 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And then they arrested her. 937 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 That is fucking gross, man. 938 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 I mean. 939 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I mean, what's wrong with people? 940 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Well, a lot of things. 941 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Yeah, something's really wrong with that bitch. 942 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000 And you think she had arrested? 943 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Holy fuck. 944 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 That's a fucking bestiality. 945 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Yeah. 946 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 That's a fucking crime. 947 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 In the Bible it's even a crime. 948 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Oh shit. 949 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Here we go. 950 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 You don't think Jesus watched a fucking confide show? 951 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 No, I don't think so. 952 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 And I don't mean roosters. 953 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I doubt it. 954 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 He had to though. 955 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 I mean, shit was wiling back then, right? 956 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Well, he might have seen it, but I don't think he was doing it. 957 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 You think he partook? 958 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 No, I don't think so. 959 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 He just is a bystander. 960 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Yeah. 961 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:28,000 He was fucking trying to tell him, hey man, mellow down on the perversions you fucking fucks. 962 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000 So I'm going to get nailed into a crime scene. 963 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Yeah, trying to fucking behave yourself somewhat, I'm going to fucking say it. 964 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000 That just, when someone tells you to try to behave yourself, what do you do? 965 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 I know, it's so hard. 966 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 You go fuck wild. 967 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 You're just every time. 968 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Yeah, you just pull out a high slush out of nowhere. 969 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 You're just fucking double fisting car bombs. 970 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Yeah, yeah. 971 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000 That's the shit. 972 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 But that's how it was. 973 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 You know what my wife would do to me? 974 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 She was so smart. 975 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Like all these dudes would hit me. 976 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 No, man. 977 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 You know what I mean? 978 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 You know what I mean? 979 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 You know what I mean? 980 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 You know what I mean? 981 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 You know what I mean? 982 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 All these dudes would hit me. 983 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 No, man, don't say that about hers. 984 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I'm going to tell her. 985 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Well, she's going to hear this. 986 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Yeah, I'm going to tell her. 987 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 What are you, a narc? 988 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,000 No, but all the dudes in the band would be like their wives would be like, hey now, you know. 989 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 No fucking right. 990 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Sounds like an Indian. 991 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Hey now, you know. 992 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 You fuck around and I'll cut your fucking dick off. 993 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000 My wife would be like, you know, you're going to do whatever you need. 994 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 People are going to hear this. 995 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000 You know this, right? 996 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Yeah, and she would just say, you know, you're going to do what you're going to do. 997 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 And just don't fall in love with one of them fucking whores. 998 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And it was weird because it worked like reverse psychology, like a motherfucker. 999 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 While the other guys were just... 1000 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,000 So you just made dudes instead of chicks. 1001 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 You found the loophole, Larry. 1002 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Larry loophole. 1003 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Fuck you. 1004 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 If you want to, I can arrange that. 1005 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 You have fucking fun hook. 1006 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 So yeah, you know, and it worked. 1007 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 She was smart. 1008 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Listen, if you're in a band and you're a young dude and you're traveling around... 1009 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah, we weren't that young anymore. 1010 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Music... 1011 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Oh, I mean... 1012 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 That's a thing. 1013 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 I mean, if I was 20... 1014 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 In your 30s? 1015 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Yeah. 1016 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Okay, so that's young. 1017 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I got younger than we were now. 1018 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Oh yeah. 1019 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 We are now. 1020 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Right? 1021 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Yeah. 1022 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 But if you're going to travel around and you're going to... 1023 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 In my 40s too, though. 1024 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 I still was good. 1025 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I still was good. 1026 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000 You're so good, Larry. 1027 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 You really are, but... 1028 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Yeah. 1029 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 You're a fucking saint. 1030 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 I don't know about that. 1031 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Did you just say you're a saint? 1032 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Yeah. 1033 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Oh, what a fuck. 1034 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Hey, is that mushroom capsules? 1035 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Yeah. 1036 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 And you said you're a saint? 1037 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 No, I'm kidding. 1038 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 No, now you're kidding. 1039 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Did that mushroom capsule affect you at all? 1040 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Yeah. 1041 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Okay. 1042 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Why are you keep on bringing stuff up? 1043 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Because I don't know. 1044 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 I mean, some things need to be secret, but you just... 1045 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 I don't know if I can feel it. 1046 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I don't know if I was feeling it. 1047 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Yeah, obviously when you talk about it, you're feeling it. 1048 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 You're like, and forked over here. 1049 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000 You didn't eat the mushrooms, and I don't feel anything, but I went to the grocery store 1050 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 and I took pictures of peppers and sent them to you. 1051 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Look at how vibrant the colors are, Larry. 1052 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I don't think the mushrooms are working. 1053 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Jesus, man. 1054 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Yeah, the one capsule is... 1055 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Working for you. 1056 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 It's working. 1057 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 It's very good, though. 1058 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I keep on forgetting what we're talking about because you distract me. 1059 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 I don't know, but... 1060 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Yeah? 1061 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 You don't know, but what? 1062 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I gotta say, man. 1063 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 What's that? 1064 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I'm gonna say to everyone out there that Needles gave me this sheet of Mario, Super Mario 1065 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Brothers acid. 1066 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 It's on Blotter Paper. 1067 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Yeah. 1068 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 But there's no LSD. 1069 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 It's not real LSD though, yeah. 1070 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Yeah, there's no LSD, but... 1071 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 I like Blotter Paper art. 1072 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I think it's cool. 1073 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1074 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I mean... 1075 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 And he gave me some Donald Trump Blotter Paper too. 1076 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Yeah, I think that Donald Trump one's funny because it says zero on it instead of $1 bill. 1077 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Zero. 1078 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Which is amazing. 1079 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 But the perforations are cool. 1080 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 And that's pretty cool. 1081 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 It really is. 1082 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 It does look cool. 1083 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 If you have an Eat Now LSD off a sheet, you'll never know. 1084 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Remember Jesus is on the cross? 1085 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Yeah. 1086 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 They had all kinds of crazy... 1087 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, man. 1088 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:15,000 They had a Jimi Hendrix sheet and they had a Janice Joplin fucking sheet. 1089 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Really? 1090 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Yeah. 1091 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Was it dipped? 1092 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 It said it wasn't. 1093 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 But it was old. 1094 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Maybe that should be our heist. 1095 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Let's go steal those sheets of ass. 1096 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Oh my God. 1097 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 That's gonna be our heist. 1098 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Take the shit that Jimi Hendrix is on. 1099 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 We're gonna... 1100 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Our six followers are gonna be involved in the heist also. 1101 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Yeah. 1102 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,000 The guy in Belgium, you gotta fly your own way here though, and both in Nigeria too. 1103 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000 But if you're gonna be involved, we're gonna try to get the... 1104 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Yeah, Nigeria you guys fucking stealing our information. 1105 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 What does that mean? 1106 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Don't talk about our followers like that. 1107 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 They don't mind. 1108 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 That's like a shout out. 1109 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 If you want to sue him for slander or whatever your name is in Nigeria, I got your back. 1110 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Fuck you if you want to sue me for slander. 1111 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Hey. 1112 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 It's for Horf. 1113 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Everything is a legend. 1114 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Huh? 1115 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Everything is a legend. 1116 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Allegedly. 1117 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Yeah, allegedly. 1118 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 It's a legend. 1119 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 It's even worse when we say that because then they think it's true. 1120 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Right, allegedly. 1121 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000 You know what I mean? 1122 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000 We're like those... you ever see the first 48? 1123 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Oh god, yeah. 1124 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 There's like a hardcore gangster and then they get him in the room and they're like, 1125 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 oh shit, I killed everyone. 1126 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Yeah. 1127 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 And the mom comes in and she starts slapping him around. 1128 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Yeah. 1129 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 And then the fuck man... 1130 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 You better do what's right, she tells her. 1131 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Yeah, there you go, yeah. 1132 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Your cousin deserves better. 1133 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000 He just got whacked after he just killed like six other motherfuckers. 1134 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I don't like that show and I'll tell you why. 1135 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,000 I do like it and I'm addicted to it but after I watch it I am very depressed. 1136 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 I feel sorry for everybody involved. 1137 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I feel sorry for the fucking victim. 1138 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I feel sorry for the fucking kid going to jail. 1139 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 I just don't like the whole fucking thing. 1140 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 The craziest... the craziest is when they show them actually committing the crime. 1141 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Yeah, when they have it on like a fucking apartment, camera and shit. 1142 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 CCTV or something like that. 1143 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Yeah. 1144 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000 And the guy like... the guy just walks up and shoots a guy. 1145 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Pops somebody. 1146 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 And then now they have him in their interrogation room. 1147 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 And he's wearing the same fucking clothes. 1148 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 And he's sleeping. 1149 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 The guy's sleeping. 1150 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Right. 1151 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Or... 1152 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Or he's got his arms in his shirt. 1153 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Yeah, and he's cold and they keep him cold so they can't sleep. 1154 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But isn't it crazy? 1155 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000 This guy's a hardcore killer and he's just sleeping it away. 1156 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 He knows why he's there. 1157 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,000 And some of them are super fucking hardcore and some of them you could tell that they feel sorry. 1158 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 And then some of them are just done. 1159 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 They're just done living the life and they're just like, fuck it. 1160 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Imagine having to go to jail for the rest of your life. 1161 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Oh, man. 1162 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000 I think I'd rather go to a federal prison than a state prison. 1163 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Yeah, my friend Chris told me that it was fucking so easy in federal prison. 1164 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,000 He said that they were actually fucking afraid of him because he was an actual real criminal. 1165 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 And he's a ginger. 1166 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Bank rep. 1167 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 No, he wasn't. 1168 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 I know, I'm joking. 1169 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I know who you're talking about. 1170 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Oh, this one, the proviso? 1171 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Yeah. 1172 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Okay, so we can say about that, right? 1173 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Yeah, I guess. 1174 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 We had a friend who was a bank robber. 1175 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 And he fucking was, he did time before, you know. 1176 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 He robbed multiple banks. 1177 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Multiple banks, multiple, multiple banks. 1178 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 And then he was going to get... 1179 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 There's a movie about him, actually. 1180 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000 He was going to get caught and he fucking blew his brains out, man. 1181 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Well, listen, man, you're fucking, you just chop a story up, Larry. 1182 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Come on. 1183 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:30,000 So what happened was this guy gets out of prison, living in a motel. 1184 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 He was out a couple, he was only out. 1185 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 How long? 1186 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 No, he lived with his dad, man. 1187 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 But how long was he out though? 1188 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 No, he was staying in the motel when they caught him. 1189 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Maybe, yeah. 1190 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Well, not when they caught him, but he got out of prison for how long? 1191 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 He wasn't out there. 1192 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Shit, he was probably like, he just got over a year. 1193 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 No, he just passed a year. 1194 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Okay. 1195 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,000 So he passed a year and he was a felonious robber. 1196 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Yeah. 1197 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 And he went back, robbed two banks. 1198 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Oh, man, more than that. 1199 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Was it? 1200 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Yeah. 1201 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Like about six. 1202 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000 And they had him on camera. 1203 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Yeah. 1204 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000 But before that, he robbed several. 1205 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 But he had a horrible habit. 1206 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Yeah. 1207 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 That's why he was robbing banks. 1208 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 A debilitating habit. 1209 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 But... 1210 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000 And what happened was he got, if you know anything about what we're talking about, he got shot 1211 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 outside Proviso East. 1212 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Yeah, and the fucking crazy thing is... 1213 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Walking. 1214 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 He was just walking down the street. 1215 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 And the cop, somebody noticed him. 1216 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Yeah. 1217 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000 And it got him a shootout. 1218 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 No, I think he just blew his brains out. 1219 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 He didn't want to fucking deal with him. 1220 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 I thought it was a shootout. 1221 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:38,000 No, he wasn't shootout so previously, like in Arizona and fucking... 1222 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,500 And what's the other state? 1223 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,000 New Mexico out there. 1224 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,200 And... but the funny thing was, he said he didn't really get all that much money each 1225 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,200 time. 1226 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,200 And plus he was... 1227 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,200 They don't keep him in the trees anymore. 1228 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,800 And he was spending so much money on drugs that he had to rob a bank about every four 1229 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,800 or five days. 1230 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800 Which is a crazy way. 1231 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,800 Three, four days. 1232 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,000 Way better licks than that. 1233 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Yeah. 1234 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000 And that's a lot. 1235 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,680 Larry and I, I had a great lick. 1236 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,800 Remember when we used to go to the fucking restaurant? 1237 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,000 The Puerto Rican? 1238 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Oh yeah, yeah. 1239 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,500 With the EBT cards? 1240 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,000 Yeah, that was great. 1241 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Yeah, but we can't talk too much about that. 1242 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 No, but that was good. 1243 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000 But listen man, I mean a bank robber, that's a different mentality. 1244 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Plus we got fed. 1245 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Oh, she used to... 1246 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Mmm, the Puerto Rican food is the shit. 1247 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 But the mentality of a bank robber... 1248 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Yeah, it's crazy. 1249 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,600 You go in there, I have a gun. 1250 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,000 If you show a gun, now you're in more trouble. 1251 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000 If you pass a note, say I have a gun, less trouble. 1252 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Yeah, and sometimes you go in there while... 1253 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000 But then you gotta get away. 1254 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Yeah, well you gotta while out sometimes. 1255 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Yeah, you shoot up fucking a street ball. 1256 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 But there's buttons all over the place now. 1257 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 There's people everywhere. 1258 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Oh, I know, I know. 1259 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 How about the guy that shot the bank up at the robbit? 1260 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Well, one time in the old days when he got busted, he got caught on a bank robbery. 1261 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000 And because of the cameras, they connected into like 15 other ones, man. 1262 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000 And fucking whacked him all at once one time. 1263 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 He had to do like fucking... 1264 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 But he got out though, and then what did he do? 1265 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Robbed another bank. 1266 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 And went to prison again, and then he told me, he actually told me, 1267 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 if I ever get busted again, I'm gonna fucking kill myself 1268 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 because I'm not spending more time in a fucking... 1269 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 And he was a good dude. 1270 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Yeah, he was a real smart, real cool. 1271 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 He was a real good dude, man. 1272 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 It's crazy. 1273 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Really good on the guitar. 1274 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 The people that passed by your life. 1275 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Yeah, yeah. 1276 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Weird. 1277 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Yeah. 1278 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Very weird. 1279 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 I mean, the guy gets shot in front of a high school just... 1280 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Well, okay. 1281 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 He might have shot himself. 1282 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 I don't know the exact... 1283 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 And I was in a band with this kid, and he fucking... 1284 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000 I had a drum kid at his house, an amplifier, all his shit, you know. 1285 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000 I just kiss it off because what are you gonna do, man? 1286 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Wow, Larry. 1287 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Wow, so selfish. 1288 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Oh my God. 1289 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Selfish, Larry. 1290 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 I love Jesus, but I... 1291 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 The guy kills himself, and then he's like... 1292 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Fuck you. 1293 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Where's my equipment? 1294 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 I didn't fucking go with him for it. 1295 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Did you ask Jesus for your equipment back? 1296 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 No. 1297 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 You should have. 1298 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Maybe he would have gave you the okay. 1299 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Ah, you know what? 1300 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000 It was okay. 1301 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000 How do you know? 1302 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 I didn't care that much. 1303 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Because you just brought it up. 1304 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Yeah, you just brought it up. 1305 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 It's still positive. 1306 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 As you say it. 1307 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 You're like, this guy got killed, and then... 1308 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I left some amps over at his house. 1309 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Fuck you. 1310 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000 What a heartless son of a bitch you are. 1311 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 God, you're painting a bad picture for yourself. 1312 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Oh, fuck you. 1313 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Like you're some kind of fucking priest or something. 1314 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Saint? 1315 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 I am a saint. 1316 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 A priest. 1317 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Oh my God, don't ever call me that. 1318 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000 That's the worst than a dirtbag or a scumbag. 1319 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I mean, when you think about, hey, you're a priest. 1320 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 You're stronger getting caught in the pedophile. 1321 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Yeah, well... 1322 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 I mean, you just can't fucking... 1323 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Who kind of circles do you hang in? 1324 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Hey, pedophile. 1325 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 You know, priest. 1326 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 You had a secret handshake when you were a pedophile? 1327 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 I wouldn't know. 1328 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,000 That was a true question. 1329 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Larry actually answered it right. 1330 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Why, you wanted me to show you what it is? 1331 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Yeah, and I want you to meet your friend. 1332 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Larry on the dark web. 1333 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Larry on the dark web. 1334 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 So... 1335 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000 So... 1336 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 You're slacking a little here, Larry. 1337 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 I see ween on your shirt. 1338 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 My voice is shot, yeah. 1339 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Why is that? 1340 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Oh, my God. 1341 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 From last night, all the drinking and smoking shit. 1342 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Man, you're old Larry. 1343 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 That's all right, though. 1344 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000 That's all right, yeah. 1345 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000 No, it's not really. 1346 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Jay was... 1347 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Trying to fight you? 1348 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Still here this morning. 1349 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Oh, she did you? 1350 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Oh, my God. 1351 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 She made some more cigarettes with that... 1352 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Man, she's got a fucking machine. 1353 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 I literally thought she was putting the fucking... 1354 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 I never saw anything like that in my life. 1355 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 I have never either. 1356 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 But I thought she was putting her Miller lights. 1357 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 And I thought it was a cooler. 1358 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 It's a cooler, basically. 1359 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 You could fit a six-pack in it with some ice. 1360 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000 And so I asked Jay, 1361 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 can we put some fucking beers in there? 1362 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000 And she says, no, that's my tobacco bag. 1363 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000 And I mean, it's a cooler. 1364 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Big fucker. 1365 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 And then she pulls the fucking tobacco 1366 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 because she rolls her own heaters. 1367 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000 And plugs it into the wall. 1368 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 She needs power for this thing. 1369 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 I've never seen anything like that. 1370 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000 And then jams her fingers into this motherfucker, 1371 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 gets tobacco all over the place. 1372 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000 And then she pulls his handle down like an old-school slot machine. 1373 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Yeah, it did. 1374 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 It was like fucking... 1375 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Bam, hits a ciggy. 1376 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Bam, hits a ciggy. 1377 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Yeah, it really did it remarkably fast. 1378 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Well, but I mean, she's got... 1379 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 There's a lot of work, though, too. 1380 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Let's work on rolling a joint, though. 1381 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000 I can't remember what she said she paid for a carton, 1382 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 like 20 bucks for a carton. 1383 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 But it seems like a lot of work. 1384 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Yeah, but, you know, she... 1385 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Ciggies are expensive. 1386 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000 And the best is she's trying to tell me that they're more healthy. 1387 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Nine out of 10 doctors recommend them. 1388 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 You could buy bag fucking tobacco, 1389 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 and then it's way better than ciggies. 1390 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 It's fucking raunchy shit. 1391 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 It's all raunchomatic. 1392 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000 What's that? 1393 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Cigarettes. 1394 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000 No, it's not. 1395 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000 No, it is. 1396 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 It's fucking horrible, man. 1397 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Yeah, we're the last generation on them. 1398 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Yeah, we'll be dead soon, because of them. 1399 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000 No, I mean, that'll be a good episode if one of us dies on air. 1400 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Oh, yeah, that'll be fucking wonderful. 1401 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000 You should row Shambow to see who does it. 1402 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 I don't think we get the choice. 1403 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Well, it's God's plan, right? 1404 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Unless someone's gonna get killed. 1405 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Yeah, we should go do it by... 1406 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000 I mean, we could figure out a lot of things to do. 1407 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Larry and Needle's life from the aquarium. 1408 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Yeah. 1409 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 This ain't Jackass. 1410 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 No, aquarium. 1411 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I want to get hurt. 1412 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Fucking... 1413 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Yes, Larry? 1414 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000 There's always, you know, Mary's driving. 1415 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Oh, well, that's the number one killer between the both of us. 1416 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Yeah. 1417 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 I mean, I think that's gonna kill us before heaters. 1418 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Yeah. 1419 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 If we survive another... 1420 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,000 I remember the old days when she'd be like, smoking a cigarette, 1421 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,000 has a coffee, fucking around with her phone, trying to drive, 1422 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 and I'm like, really? 1423 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 I mean, this is just slander. 1424 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 It would be crazy. 1425 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 It really is. You can't just say that. 1426 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000 And now she's only fucking around with the coffee and the phone 1427 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 because she doesn't smoke cigarettes anymore. 1428 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 I don't know about that. She rips heaters. 1429 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Only once in a while, man, not to the extent that she did. 1430 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Okay. 1431 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 You're still fucking bad. 1432 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 I don't know. What's better? 1433 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Cocaine or heaters? 1434 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Coke. 1435 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 That was quick. 1436 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 I'd rather smoke coke than heaters. 1437 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Jesus, man. 1438 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Nobody even gave you that option. 1439 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 You just came over. 1440 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Literally bending the rules over here. 1441 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 If you're gonna smoke. 1442 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 I've never smoked coke. 1443 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 I don't know what it's like. 1444 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Okay. 1445 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 But... 1446 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000 I don't understand what you mean about cigarettes. 1447 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 They're fucking raunchy. 1448 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Yeah, they're the worst. 1449 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Yeah. 1450 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 They're just bad. 1451 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Like, my mom had some shit with her heart. 1452 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000 And the doctors, like, this is from smoking. 1453 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000 And my mom's like, I smoke weed, too. 1454 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Is this, you know, is there anything to do with that? 1455 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,000 And they're like, no, it's all from cigarettes, you know? 1456 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000 They're the worst. 1457 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Yeah. 1458 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 They really are, but they're so addictive. 1459 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Oh, my God. 1460 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,000 This is kicking fucking Skag is easier than kicking Siggies, dude. 1461 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 It really is. 1462 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 There's nothing like a good heater. 1463 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 No, it really isn't. 1464 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Couple beers, man. 1465 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Hanging out with the boys. 1466 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Fucking mushrooms. 1467 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Joints are going around. 1468 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 A few packs of cigarettes. 1469 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 No, not even. 1470 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000 You just want it. 1471 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 You eat something. 1472 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 There's always nothing like a good... 1473 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Yeah, you want a cigarette after you eat. 1474 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000 After some pizza, man. 1475 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000 After Rosario. 1476 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 You want to have a cigarette when you take a shit? 1477 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000 I don't know about that. 1478 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000 While you're shitting? 1479 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Yeah. 1480 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000 That's kind of weird. 1481 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000 I don't like that. 1482 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Oh. 1483 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 I'm more of an interactive guy. 1484 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 I want to read a magazine. 1485 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 You guys got candy up there. 1486 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 You can't fucking smoke and read. 1487 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I mean, what are you, fucking mental? 1488 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Yeah, but that's what makes me mental. 1489 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Because you want to shit and have a Siggie, and I can't shit. 1490 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000 And you can't. 1491 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000 No. 1492 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 God damn it, Larry. 1493 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Hey. 1494 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000 You know. 1495 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000 That was the first one. 1496 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000 They gave me the second one. 1497 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Forgive this fucking moron. 1498 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 He really doesn't understand. 1499 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Is that going to be the prayer of needles? 1500 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Oh, Zassel does not understand. 1501 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Oh my God. 1502 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 What happened there? 1503 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 She fucking closed down on us. 1504 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Ah, shit. 1505 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000 No, I didn't, man. 1506 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000 The screen just turned on. 1507 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Okay, cool, man. 1508 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Well, because we've only had a technical difficulty. 1509 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Yeah, it has been a fucking rough day or two. 1510 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Yeah, we're just trying to get by. 1511 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 But we got it down now, man. 1512 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000 I think we did. 1513 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000 I think we fucking got it figured out. 1514 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000 I don't know about that. 1515 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 I still got to call no shirt, Nick. 1516 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000 I mean, there were grassroots. 1517 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 I still got to call no shirt, Nick, for some good advice. 1518 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 But once they fucking, you know what? 1519 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 These guys don't want to know this shit. 1520 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Oh, they might. 1521 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000 I mean, unless we're just going to fight about it, because you didn't fuck up. 1522 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000 No way shit happens. 1523 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Yeah, it's all good. 1524 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Yeah. 1525 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Anyways. 1526 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I love my boy. 1527 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000 You know what I mean? 1528 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 I would never fucking... 1529 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000 That was a pretty good episode. 1530 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Needles almost made it through almost the whole way without using the Lord's name in 1531 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000 vain. 1532 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Maybe he did a couple times in the beginning. 1533 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 I didn't notice, but... 1534 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000 I mean... 1535 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 But, you know, God noticed and he's going to fucking burn in hell. 1536 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 God damn it, we got a lot of followers. 1537 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:03,000 I don't know what a fucking idiot is. 1538 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Shout out to you. 1539 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Tell everybody to like and follow us. 1540 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 I mean, give us some reviews. 1541 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 And... 1542 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000 We're grassroots. 1543 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 And I mean, we're just two idiots on drugs. 1544 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000 And we're signing off. 1545 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Okay. 1546 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Love you guys later. 1547 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Thank you for tuning in to Larry and Needle Show. 1548 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Peace. 1549 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000 I'm Larry. 1550 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000 I'm Larry. 1551 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I'm Needles. 1552 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Peace. 1553 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Larry and Needle Show.