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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show

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alright here we are

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yeah

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hold on here you go ahead

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here we are welcome to the Larry and Needles show

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I'm Larry and I'm Needles

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and uh yeah today we uh

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I don't know we're having a fucking we're two idiots

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I'll tell you man we can't figure out the

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Apple Podcast address we cannot find it on the thing

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but when we get that shit figured out we're going to be available

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and even more

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who shout out to our four followers

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if I knew your names man I would shout you out the original four

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fuck yeah four horsemen

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you got the apocalypse

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and then we can give them which ones are death and which ones

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I forgot what the other ones are

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but no shout out to people listening

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also shout out to the guy in Belgium that fucking downloaded all 14 episodes

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I don't know what you're doing in Belgium buddy

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but hope you keep smoking buddy

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and keep ducking the police

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I heard there's a rough place to be arrested

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you don't see those travel abroad things where they get busted with drugs

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or would bust it abroad or whatever

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they'll scare the hell out of me

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well I mean

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they do

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we would be on tour with the band of course

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we would have drugs and pills and fucking dope

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I mean I think everybody knew what you meant by drugs

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but if you want to break down everything you had that time

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yeah that's okay

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but you know and then you'd get real worried

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when you cross certain borders like into Switzerland

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from Germany by car and shit

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well especially because you're American

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you don't speak the fucking language

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like dopers and fucking junkies

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exactly so you know we get the royal treatment

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which is true

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but God forbid you get locked up in jail in one of those fucking places

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and they're not speaking English you know

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flying with like you know well some of them do cross the borders driving

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yeah but locked up abroad that's what it's called locked up abroad

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yeah locked up abroad

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and fucking what do you call it

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I think you said that

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Turkish prisons

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what is that from from my airplane

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have you ever seen a grown man naked

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you've ever been to a you've ever been to a Turkish bath house Joey

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I mean that must ask you

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you don't want to be saying that on microphone

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you're gonna have the feds over here

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but man you want to hear something crazy

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so I was driving back home from work today

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and I saw this family

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and I mean I'm talking a family

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there were two little kids

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and he was panhandling

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and they all had chairs

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and like this whole setup that they were doing

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and I don't really go over there

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so I don't know like I haven't seen that area in a while

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isn't that crazy

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that you bring your whole family out

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I mean does that really tug on people

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it probably ups your fucking ante a lot man

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well yeah I mean it talks on people's hearts

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you see two little girls out there and rags

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it was one boy and they were like playing

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while the dude had a sign

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I didn't get to see what the sign said though

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it said we'll work for booze

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why would you bring your whole family out there

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I know I'm kidding

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I know you're kidding Larry

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but I mean that seems like a very tedious task

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to bring your whole family out there to work for booze

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I'm not gonna lie I need beer money

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dude the first time I went to Philly I used to drive a truck

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for this company

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like for lawyers and they would have different

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the city of brotherly love

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my buddy punk rock Frank

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oh yeah the DRI show how was that

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yeah I went to see DRI the best

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oh it was great man those motherfuckers

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tore ass it was the most violent

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fucking punk show that I've been to

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how many people did it see

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did you didn't see a maximum occupancy

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went wrong in this place everyone would have died

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it's a joke lady you don't remember the great white

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heater from you got another one

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no what the fuck you want it

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what do you got a smokes yeah

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oh man what the fuck

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fucking dirt bag

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that's not right

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that's why you love me

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don't worry I'm making you jump

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did you have to drive with Mary today

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no I didn't go I walked

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they told her this is fucking ridiculous

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I refuse to fucking get in the car

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well yeah you're comparing apples with oranges

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well you should tell her to take her keys and make her walk

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alright man I appreciate you

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cranking mobile

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so fuck yeah man

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well you never said that

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fuck dude White Castle's the shit

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White Castle oh yeah you're right

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maybe they don't know about you

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however that guy listens to us in Nigeria

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you definitely stay away from the police

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they don't fuck around out there

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have a good attitude and you're not a

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likeable guy you're gonna be fucking

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jacked up in a second yeah you're gonna end up

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not recommended for like out of town

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White Castle I wouldn't recommend that one first

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that you won't have to worry about losing

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Regis is cool yeah Regis was fucking great

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man and uh that was a DRI

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shout out to break the cycle

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the southern band they were from New Jersey

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yeah these kids fucking

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they were young kids you know and they were

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fucking shredding

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man really just kicking ass

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yeah young yeah yeah

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and so the lead singers

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from both of those bands plus some other

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guy that I just guess was friends of

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DRI took turns

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singing the whole rest of the show so they had

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like four different guys

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hey man we listen were you been singing that your whole life

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yeah it was it was still

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fucking amazing probably having fun

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indulging in things and you know

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you don't exactly I don't know anything about

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DRI I don't know anything about the singer

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well the singer was at the merch booth all

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the whole time selling

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t-shirts and records and hats

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and that's hands-on yeah so

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it's a good approach to things they had

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these cool fucking uh

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skateboard

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you know

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yeah man with the running man

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yeah it was cool man it was

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cool and kids were buying it like crazy

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it was really a

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really a good gig it was really good it

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was packed out man it was fucking

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sold out to the max where'd you stand

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we were all over the place

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I didn't get in the mosh pit the band

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the first band break the cycle

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their fans

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he even warned the people he's like this is for

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all you old school motherfuckers

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um

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our younger fans they like to do

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karate moves karate moves

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yeah so during why would you say that out loud

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well because when the mosh pit

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started these motherfuckers started throwing

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kicks and punches and started

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fighting man like kung fu fighting

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I was like holy shit man

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how many people in the mosh pit?

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dude it was the most amazing

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mosh pit I ever saw and where was it

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right in front of the state

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you know how it is like three rows of people

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watching and then the mosh pit behind them

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well that's uh that's the worst

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that's the last thing I wanted a mosh pit behind me

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yeah it was really fucking dangerous

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yeah you think you're not paying attention

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some people

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why would you say that we

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you ever been in the big room at regis they got stairs

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going up both sides

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it's been a minute since I've been in the regis

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so I was on the first

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landing on the far side

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so you weren't even close to the pit

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no but you know the place even up there

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you're only 20 feet away from the band

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it's a very small place

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you were close to the pit as in

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no no no I couldn't even

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have gotten an accidently hit

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I was so far away

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right yeah I was way too fucking

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old to fucking get mad

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all the violence got you all worked up

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and it was very low and low

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and it was funny because it was a bunch of like 19

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and 20 year old kids

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and then a bunch of people my age

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because DRI is old you know what I mean

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well I understand man

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so you could see guys trying to put 30 rotten imbeciles

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yeah yeah

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it was fun for the old man's

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thing though you know what I mean like

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that's a young man's game

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rock heaven for a second though

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it was fucking fun

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how long did they play?

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pretty long though

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well the show started at

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like 7 and it ended at midnight

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damn it's a lot of fun

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actually it ended around 12-15

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and it was funny too because

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the guitarist says

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at the end before the last three songs

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he's like hey

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we're gonna get the fuck out of here and there's not gonna be an encore

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this is the encore

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at least he's fucking open

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yeah he's like we're too old for this shit

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well yeah I mean what the fuck are they gonna stay

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he's like we'll be back next we'll see you guys next year

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yeah alright thanks man

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hopefully you're all still alive

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so I'll fucking go see them again

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and it's funny too because I saw him originally

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in 1983

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and it was their 40th anniversary

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2023

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so it was like a big deal this

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tour you know

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I mean if you're into punk rock

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now who's not

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I know I know

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I know you are

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and you know we listened to the whole way there

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we listened to DRI and shit but on the way home

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the whole time we listened to Murphy's Law

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and it was fucking fun

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that's because of Ramones

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we heard a little Ramones too

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Spike the guitarist from DRI

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had a Ramones t-shirt

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and of course I had my

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trusty Ramones hoodie on that I have

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on every single fucking day

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and I don't change

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you go two weeks without changing your clothes

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that's not good for a grown man

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nah it's not true don't let my fucking

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listeners think I'm that much of a fucking

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you are a dirtbag with that mustache especially

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we've already come to this

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yeah so hey Tony

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Tony goes to me

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oh you look like the uncle

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that lets the

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nephew drink and fucking

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smoke while you take him to the fucking horse track

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and bat with him

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that was pretty funny

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and so I told my family that yesterday

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at Easter and

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my brother reminded me that last time

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we were having a little family get together

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that I tried to get my nephew to pedal weed

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for me to his friends

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tell him how old your nephew is at this point

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oh he's only I think he's 20

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yeah so he's not a child

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but my brother still fucking thinks

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you know Larry

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that I was way out of line

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I didn't think I was that far out of line

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kind of

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I mean you're telling your kids

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your brother's kids to smell weed for you

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I just asked him if they fucking smoked weed

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and that I had some good shit that I grew

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I was gonna fucking give it to him

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and my brother was all like

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you think?

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this doesn't shock you

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not at all right

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I don't know shirt Nick

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he was going yesterday I told him

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man you saved this shit motherfucker

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because he was yelling at me and going

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I know I told him you gotta save this shit

453
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for the podcast

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brother because you gotta come on as a guest

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no he could defend himself

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we can talk to him

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you gotta defend yourself

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when this motherfucker comes on man

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since he takes his shirt off I'm standing over there

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that's when it's time to party

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he's like Randy when Randy takes his pants off

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right it's time to fucking party

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someone's gonna play some yacht rock around here

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someone's gonna fucking

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someone's getting a cheeseburger

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fucking key tower comes out of you

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yeah

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oh shit

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aw man

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so we'll edit that silence out

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that's fine we can work with that

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there's nothing wrong with that I'm just looking for a lighter

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and I got this whole I got the mobile over here

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the crack baby

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there's never a shortage of lighters

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so funny I'm looking at your set list up here

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mm-hmm and you have a song

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let's go Brandon

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so funny

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awake not woke

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another is that another re-endition

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of rendition of let's go

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Brandon

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nah nah man it's a totally down three times

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it's a different one

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oh no yeah there's two

487
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you know what I did those are all the

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songs off all our albums

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and there is two versions of let's go Brandon you're right

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no to the listeners Larry just pulled out

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a ziplock bag full of M&M's

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he's gonna start eating on Mike

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so it's not me

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aw man

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I'm gonna call your ass out

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but I'm gonna eat you real quiet about it

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isn't it crazy I thought they were gonna

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take a picture of Trump

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because when he got indicted that would have been great

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you know what's merch he would have sold

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it would have been a great t-shirt

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he would have made billions off of that t-shirt

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the left would have bought it and the right one

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that's a win-win situation

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and the government's like nah

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we're not gonna do that

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we're gonna quote unquote

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Trump up these charts

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but we're not gonna let you get your

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fame think about it

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that would be amazing I can't remember the last

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president I was reading about it

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who was indicted

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I don't think it's ever been a president

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indicted ever it was one

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no man I really don't think so

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well I mean we're not

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exactly having anybody to fact check

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aw fuck man you got me

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I'm a factual motherfucker

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man

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motherfucking

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I nobody knows the facts like I do

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yeah okay

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you forget them a minute later

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you might know them but they're gonna be gone

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you know jumped up on sugar

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no I'm pretty damn sure

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I'm pretty damn sure that

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he is the very first

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indicted president

532
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we were meant to ask Mary

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oh she's upstairs

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I can't go ask Mary

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I mean

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I think there was a president

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that was indicted

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for fucking Nixon was

539
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wasn't he I mean other

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no Nixon was impeached but

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yeah Nixon was impeached fucking Clinton was impeached

542
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and he resigned

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yeah that famous fucking

544
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Nixon resigned so that was what he did

545
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Nixon giving double P

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signs what a fucking

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I am not a crook

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that's what he says like

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who's the best though is what Nixon did

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ain't shit compared to what the fucking

551
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did now did that yeah I believe so

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well I mean he was underneath the helicopter

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I thought so how could they hear him

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I believe that was one of his quotes I am not a crook

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yeah I don't think he was saying it as he was

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maybe not at that precise moment

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what is that called Air Force 2 the helicopter

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yeah I think it thinks bad ass

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well no no no Air Force 2 is the one

560
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that the vice president goes in

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oh is it yeah

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a helicopter is called

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Marine 1

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maybe or something like that

565
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
now you're just guessing

566
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
no it's another name like that

567
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
okay yeah

568
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
not Air Force 1 but

569
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Marine 1 or something did you see that shit about

570
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Biden fucking

571
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
at the Easter thing no what happened

572
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
dude there's a video

573
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
last year the Easter Bunny needed to

574
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
get rid get him

575
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
steer away it was like the video

576
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
there's video of it and he like looks

577
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
like he's like running away from his wife

578
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
in the Easter Bunny like they're trying to get him

579
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
he's like walking a secret service

580
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
guy puts his arm out to like help

581
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
him and he's just he's oblivious

582
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
to the fact I have the only time I've

583
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
ever seen this well that was last Easter

584
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
though no that was just this

585
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
the other day yesterday was it

586
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
on Sunday because he did the same thing

587
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
last Easter this guy's a buffoon it

588
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
sounds like I mean if you're doing

589
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
fool me once but you know

590
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
the Easter Bunny needs to fucking

591
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
get guide the guy around because he doesn't know

592
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
where to go but he got scared it looked like

593
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
he's probably hallucinating

594
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
it was it was on the page today

595
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
it might have been a callback to last

596
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Easter but I don't know it looked like

597
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
it I don't know it could have been I don't

598
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
fucking pay attention yeah yeah but this guy

599
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
still funny regardless either way

600
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
this guy's controlling the country

601
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I mean he's really not right I mean

602
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
he's in the fucking you know he's supposed

603
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
to be he's in the backseat in like a

604
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
special fucking chair just like

605
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
like a baby chair before

606
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
adult yeah

607
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
he's just sedated strapped in just they

608
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
just sedate him like here's some

609
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Sarah quills go night night for a little big

610
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
job right but this guy's

611
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
running the country which is so funny

612
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
like we like

613
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
we have video

614
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
of what's going on the antics that this

615
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
guy does it's more scary than funny

616
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
well there should there be there should

617
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
be an age limit on the government right

618
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
on the presidency or at least

619
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
some kind of tournaments also

620
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
and the competency limit well yeah

621
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
I mean you know some kind of test

622
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
who isn't mentally ill nowadays

623
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
who isn't mentally ill nowadays everybody's

624
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
I don't think there's anybody that's

625
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
not mentally ill well yeah

626
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I mean depending on their trauma

627
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
right right I mean

628
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
it just depends how you handle it

629
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
well you get off your meds

630
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
that's not good yeah but some people

631
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
can handle it without their meds

632
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
some people can't we don't need meds

633
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
we're mentally ill yeah

634
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
I mean I wouldn't mind them

635
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
now they're just tough to get

636
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
they just hand them out like fucking

637
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
gummy bears dude

638
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
all these fucking crackdowns are bullshit

639
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
no I'm kidding man no you're not

640
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
you're right I'm not

641
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
go get a fucking tooth pull they give

642
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
you fuck it four pills five

643
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
pills five pills

644
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
it's like okay

645
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
oh man they looked at my

646
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I'm not looking to start a habit

647
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I got like 12 fucking teeth

648
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
pull one time and

649
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
they didn't give me anything because they looked at my past

650
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
record and they're like ah sorry dude

651
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
sorry dude

652
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
you're lucky I have a nitrous tank at home

653
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
doc

654
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
I'm just gonna make balloons

655
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
all night we should

656
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
drag the tank down here and do a tank episode

657
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
sure that would be funny

658
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I'll let you tank it up

659
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I was working at a job

660
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
at an old doctor's office

661
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
yeah

662
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
it was like we started at six in the morning

663
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
and I'm like up on like a

664
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
12 foot ladder I'm putting some boxes in

665
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
and putting pipe up and shit

666
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
and the dude

667
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
fucking big Zach

668
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
shout out big Zach

669
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
big bodybuilder dude

670
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
and I'm like up on this ladder and he's like oh what are these

671
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
and they were tanks and he's like oxygen

672
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
oxygen

673
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
nitrous nitrous

674
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
I was like whoa what'd you just say

675
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
he's like these two are nitrous I'm like kick ass

676
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
to fucking call up Larry

677
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
he was like eight in the morning

678
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I was like Larry you gotta

679
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
drive 40 minutes away to come and pick up these

680
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
two nitrous tanks I got there in a half hour

681
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
these are fucking

682
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
medical grade

683
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
fuck big ones the fucking

684
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
five fucking fours man

685
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
so now our friend has them in his garage

686
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
yeah

687
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
the grateful dead people would fucking

688
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
love this shit man

689
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
it's stuff fun man

690
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
it's okay though it's fucking

691
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
you just get that hangover from it

692
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
but yeah one day my brother scared the shit out of me

693
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
with it he told me what it does

694
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
to you it looks like pinholes in your brain

695
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
yeah I already got enough pinholes

696
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
yeah but you're

697
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
listen man

698
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
you've made it past the threshold Larry

699
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
I guess so

700
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
yeah right but 100

701
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
something from

702
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
scag

703
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
yeah

704
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
but it doesn't mean because you

705
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
survived something like that that you should

706
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
continue fucking yourself on

707
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
well no come on

708
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I mean there's not you can't

709
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I could figure out better and you know what

710
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
drugs aren't even drugs we always say this the drugs

711
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
nowadays aren't even real

712
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
it's just some concoction

713
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
they have fucking culminated

714
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
to

715
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
copy the effects of what we were used to

716
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
yeah that's true

717
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
it really is there's nothing good about what's going on

718
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
right now they eased out heroin

719
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
and made into fentanyl

720
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
even the pain pills and now they put fentanyl

721
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
and everything and a kid wants to do a little

722
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
partying he thinks he's gonna take his antics

723
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
he fucking dies

724
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
it's crazy it's just why would you put fentanyl

725
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
in cocaine they put fentanyl

726
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
in cocaine that's so weird like that

727
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
that doesn't like it goes against

728
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
everything killing your customers

729
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
yeah you know what I mean

730
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
the problem is it hasn't killed enough

731
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
young white kids

732
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
well it has though

733
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
I mean you know remember that thing on

734
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
YouTube that fucking show that heroin

735
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
highway thing about 290

736
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
oh yeah yeah yeah

737
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
290 Eisenhower Expressway that goes

738
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
back and forth for all you that aren't from

739
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Chicago and goes back and forth

740
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
from the western suburbs to the west

741
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
side and all the way down

742
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
it goes all the way down to the city

743
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
you only take it so far

744
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
there's about a 4.5 mile

745
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
exit spree of where you can

746
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
go left or right and get

747
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
drugs whatever you want

748
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
ladies of the day ladies of the

749
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
night and depending on what time you

750
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
go you know the right people you see a dog fight

751
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
yeah

752
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
but buy some

753
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
fucking fruit off the guy selling

754
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
other pizza truck the Ducal

755
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
mangoes there in western

756
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
fuck yeah there's just an Hispanic

757
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
gentleman just selling fruit

758
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
people you know what yeah it was

759
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
fucking very colorful area but

760
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
very cool and very you know

761
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
top as well

762
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
a lot more was going on

763
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
but as we

764
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
a previous guest pointed out

765
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
it's not the way to live

766
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
yeah

767
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
definitely that

768
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
fucking well are we past

769
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
our time later no man that was

770
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
that was alarm for the

771
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
cat food outside and it's set for

772
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
winter time so

773
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
dark out right now normally

774
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I know it's getting nice and it's beautiful

775
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
out today man it's like really

776
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
is nice out man I fucking need 75 degrees

777
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
or so

778
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
78 degrees whatever

779
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
all the time hell yeah

780
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
but here we are in the basement

781
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
just talking shit and being an idiot yeah

782
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
but yeah it was real

783
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
nice man the weather

784
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
today I was like finally fuck

785
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
but don't worry it'll be like 30s

786
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
next week or something yeah I always

787
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
do that bullshit it's gonna fuck around

788
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
probably fucking snow again it gives you

789
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
a little fucking taste and then it takes it right away

790
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
you know yeah

791
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
fucking taste a hundred worse than done

792
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
at all baby

793
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
and that's

794
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
just how it is

795
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
and now the fucking pool is gonna be

796
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
delayed no I'm not we'll be

797
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
alright man well

798
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
we'll be out of commission we're gonna get

799
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
that shit rocking in the beginning of May

800
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
okay

801
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
that's fine man we need a place

802
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
to fucking center our white trashness

803
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
yeah so we'll be

804
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
in a pool we will be

805
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
and it'll be good

806
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
oh man we were at fucking

807
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Costco me and Mary and we saw

808
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
a fucking

809
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
raft if we would

810
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
it would have filled the whole pool

811
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
it was called a lily pad I think it was like

812
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
two or three hundred bucks

813
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
and it was fucking huge

814
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
you had to anchor that bitch down

815
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
you know what I mean when it gets windy out of

816
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
being the neighbor's yard

817
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
it'll fly away it looks like it's made

818
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
for like a lake or something

819
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
nobody has a pool this big but it was

820
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
really funny it was cool

821
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
circle? no it was

822
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
the shape of the pool too was rectangular

823
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
and I'm like man this motherfucker

824
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
would literally fill the pool

825
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
from all the while

826
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
that's some hillbilly shit there

827
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
yeah that's what I was thinking

828
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
oh man that would be so fucking hilarious

829
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
you just laying on the raft people are swimming underneath

830
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
you can't even get in the water

831
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
they're trapped in the water

832
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
like look at these two idiots

833
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
all catamines swimming underwater

834
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
aw man

835
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
so one time my dad

836
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
I would tell you

837
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
when we first got the pool and we got that cover

838
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
and stuff and I told my dad let's you want to

839
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
you know stay in there and I'll

840
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
cover it no what are you doing to your dad

841
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
and so he did

842
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
he said yeah I'll try it

843
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
and I did it

844
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
and he's like okay I can hear him yelling alright open it

845
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
and he's like holy fuck

846
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
is that scary yeah you can't

847
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
I don't know I wasn't gonna lock

848
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
my dad in there no obviously

849
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
no but the thing got stuck I would have cut it open

850
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
like Rambo with a fucking

851
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
with what a knife

852
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
you're not the most agile fella

853
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
you'd have probably put the full

854
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
busted your hip again

855
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
get the fuck out of here I am the most agile fella

856
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
yeah maybe in Boys Town

857
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
fuck you

858
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
the only reason I

859
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
fucking fell that day is because I thought

860
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I was on the bottom and

861
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I was on fucking a bunch of dope

862
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
man I was so high

863
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I wouldn't have fucking fell if I wasn't

864
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
fucked up

865
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
but you did yeah first day

866
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
of summer

867
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
was it

868
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
the first day the pool was open

869
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
oh yeah

870
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Jesus I don't even remember

871
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
see I was so fucked up at that time

872
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
of my life man

873
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
it was not a good time right no it wasn't

874
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
it was a fun time I was getting high

875
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
in the hospital and I almost got caught

876
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
every single fucking time

877
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
yeah cause

878
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
they come walking in

879
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
and I'm like these motherfuckers have to have a camera

880
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
because

881
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
it was really crazy how the timing

882
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
happened every time I was just like what the fuck

883
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
man

884
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
or maybe you were just so fucked up you didn't realize

885
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
it I don't know

886
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
yeah exactly the timing

887
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
might not have been off it was just you were so high

888
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
that you didn't know what was going on

889
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
you're like how you feel I feel great

890
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
there's nothing worse than doing

891
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
drugs in a hospital

892
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
well something to do

893
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
well they come in and you're fine

894
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
and then like eight hours later somebody

895
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
comes and visits you and you're knotting out

896
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
in a hospital bed

897
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
for six hours

898
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
and then they can just take blood

899
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
and do whatever they want

900
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
yeah that was the last thing they said to me

901
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
when I left

902
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
they had dope habit in the hospital

903
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
and then that's the last thing they said to me

904
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
when I left I'm like okay you know okay

905
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
everything's fine you know you can go home

906
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
okay but we got a deal with one more thing

907
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
and I'm like what's that and they're like you need to go to

908
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
like rehab and shit I'm like oh fuck

909
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
man

910
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
I don't know who you are

911
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
I don't know who you think you are

912
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
and I was like oh no I'll be fine

913
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
which was totally further from the truth

914
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
you're like I'm just gonna go

915
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
sit in this broken hip and get high

916
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
and I did fucking pull myself out of it

917
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
eventually and go yeah that was a fucked up time

918
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
just laying there

919
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
with a busted hip

920
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
fuck me

921
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
now's a good time but

922
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
you survived

923
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
now you got a busted hip

924
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
oh fucking still hurts

925
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
it was a digger

926
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
it was kind of funny but

927
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
until you see how bad you were hurt

928
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
thank god Chris came over that night

929
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
like midnight out of the blue

930
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
and he never usually did you know

931
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
all of a sudden

932
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
I realized I do need to go to the hospital

933
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
it's been like 14 hours

934
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
and I still can't get up

935
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
if he wasn't here to help me

936
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
to the car I would have never been able to get to the car

937
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
and then when I went to the hospital

938
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
I was so fucked up

939
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
and

940
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I was so high

941
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
it's always great to show into the hospital

942
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
just like

943
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
the doctor was

944
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
visibly fucking mad at me

945
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I'm like fuck

946
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I had my Keith Richards for president t-shirt on

947
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
fuck

948
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
look at this idiot

949
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
just but

950
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
and they said how did you get here

951
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
and I said I got here under my own power

952
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
yeah bullshit

953
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
and they're like get the fuck out of here

954
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I know you didn't somewhere how did you get here

955
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
and I said my friend helped me into the car

956
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
my wife drove me here and then she went and got a wheelchair

957
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
and I got myself

958
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
out of the car and into the wheelchair

959
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
and they're like oh my god we can't believe it

960
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
you fucking

961
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
you fucking washing the floors

962
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
just all hunched over

963
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
you don't know what that is

964
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
once you're in the wheelchair people don't know what's wrong with you

965
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
so it's okay

966
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
nothing better

967
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
than if you go into a hospital

968
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
in a wheelchair

969
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
just way high

970
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
like literally they can't give you anything

971
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
they couldn't give you anything

972
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
for like five days

973
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
you have to wean them

974
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
you have to wean yourself off

975
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
and they probably wouldn't even give you drugs

976
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
oh man

977
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
like they would oh my god

978
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
thank god you have good friends

979
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
you're bringing me dope while I'm in the hospital

980
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
such good friends

981
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I'm telling you that's gotta be the best

982
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
I told Mary I said call

983
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
so-and-so you know I won't say the name

984
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
thank god Mary

985
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
tell her to go down and she's like

986
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
what and I'm like yeah you gotta

987
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
I don't think I'm gonna

988
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
she's like I don't know

989
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
that's not a good idea

990
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
I didn't ask you

991
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
what you thought

992
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
here's a phone number

993
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
go call this guy

994
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
we don't pay you to think around here

995
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
here's a phone

996
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
make a phone call

997
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I'm telling you that's gotta be crazy

998
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
yeah

999
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
to fucking sober up in the hospital

1000
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
they're like oh look at this

1001
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Mr. Sand, oh Mr.

1002
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Larry

1003
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
oh man check this out

1004
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
shout out to my nephew Alex

1005
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
he's the fucking best

1006
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
he's already you know me and needles are having problems

1007
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
trying to figure out this shit to get in on

1008
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
we're gonna get divorced

1009
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Larry and I aren't getting married anymore

1010
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
we can talk shit but we can't really

1011
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
work the computer all that well

1012
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
so fucking

1013
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
my nephew

1014
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
he's leading us to the right

1015
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
I actually check this out

1016
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
okay how about let's do this out off Mike Larry

1017
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
yeah man it looks like he sent us the same

1018
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
thing I might have already done though

1019
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
okay well let's figure that out

1020
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
we'll figure it out but yeah it's cool

1021
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
for him to get back to me

1022
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
the poor guy in Belgium doesn't want to hear you talk about that

1023
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
how fuck you man

1024
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
shout out Belgium

1025
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
fucking hilarious

1026
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
ah shit

1027
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
we're back here's what happened man

1028
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
we're I gotta

1029
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
we're gonna have a timer

1030
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
for our

1031
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
you know so we know how long we're doing our podcast

1032
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
and I also have a timer for the cat food

1033
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
outside yeah cause Larry has how many outside cats

1034
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I have a few outside cats

1035
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
how many Larry six seven

1036
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
and so you know

1037
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
probably more

1038
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
and so if I don't bring the cat food

1039
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
in before it gets dark

1040
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
then fucking raccoons and possums and all this

1041
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
bullshit starts showing up so

1042
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
and literally he's gotta fight him

1043
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
save the cat food container

1044
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
and it's fucking brutal

1045
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
so

1046
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
you know we thought that was the end cause we're such

1047
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
fucking stoners

1048
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
well you're the one that didn't say anything

1049
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
well no I did

1050
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I hear an alarm and I'm like what the fuck Larry

1051
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
oh I said it's for the cat food

1052
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
yeah

1053
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
we were only in like 15 minutes

1054
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
too not an hour

1055
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
went by right that's not good man

1056
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
exactly

1057
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
a full sense of reality there

1058
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
for a minute that completely threw me off

1059
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
but that's okay

1060
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
um

1061
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
so I got a new toy

1062
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I got a new keyboard

1063
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
oh yeah

1064
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
digital piano

1065
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
yeah it's fun

1066
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
uh huh

1067
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
my brother's been teaching me giving me lessons and what not

1068
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
you fucking taught yourself how to play piano didn't you

1069
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
yeah but he's

1070
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
he shows me stuff too you know

1071
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
and

1072
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
you know I just took what I already knew

1073
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
from the guitar I've been playing guitar since I was

1074
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
fucking nine years old so

1075
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
I

1076
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
already kinda was familiar I'm familiar

1077
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
with music that's not the thing

1078
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
tickle on the ivory? yeah exactly

1079
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
tickle on the ivory this is a whole other thing

1080
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
now I got to unleash

1081
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
my Liberace side

1082
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
yeah he did I bat man let me tell you

1083
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
robe with nothing on underneath it

1084
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
sequence bro

1085
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
you're just glistening

1086
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
in a fucking strobe light to spin it around

1087
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
maybe a disco ball fucking

1088
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
yeah I love you yeah man

1089
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
and a disco ball fucking

1090
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
jockstrap yeah but you are

1091
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
on your nuts you can just

1092
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
wang your dick around on it

1093
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
you're just like a helicopter in it around

1094
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
fuck yeah oh that's how you play some of those more

1095
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
complex chords

1096
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
naked with a robe with your dick

1097
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
with an extra finger

1098
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
with an extra finger

1099
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
you have to have a little helmet

1100
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
for it

1101
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
it gets a little rough on it

1102
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
it's what you're into

1103
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
people pay for that stuff so it's been fun

1104
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
playing around with that thing my old one

1105
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
yeah the velocity

1106
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
something happened with it

1107
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
so it doesn't have any touch sensitivity

1108
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
but we're still gonna use it

1109
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I'm not throwing it in the garbage

1110
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
what are you gonna use it for hit someone

1111
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
well no the other keyboard

1112
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
sounds that one has a lot of different

1113
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
keyboard sounds on it

1114
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
this one here yeah the one in the basement

1115
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
yeah the upstairs one is more

1116
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
simple but it's got a lot of keys

1117
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
right Larry how many 88 keys baby

1118
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
black and white

1119
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
all black and white

1120
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
ebony and ivory

1121
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
actually I have

1122
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
a piano at my mother-in-law's house

1123
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
with it's so old that it's

1124
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
actual ebony and ivory

1125
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
the keys are? yeah it's got ebony keys

1126
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
and the fucking

1127
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
coating on the white keys is ivory

1128
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
which is obvious yeah which obviously

1129
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
they haven't done in

1130
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
years because

1131
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
they don't really look at killing elephants

1132
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
for the tusks is a cool thing

1133
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
in which I really don't either

1134
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
how many fucking tusks you think it takes to make a couple keys man

1135
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
well you know they're using thin veneer

1136
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
it's not like the whole

1137
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
the key is not solid ivory

1138
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
it's not solid ivory

1139
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
it's just like coating on a

1140
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
wooden key

1141
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
it's like on top of it

1142
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
I know it's got like a sparkly thing to it

1143
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
I think I've seen a couple of them

1144
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
and like a VFW haul

1145
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
some of this one polish

1146
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
basement we went to where they had like a huge

1147
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
wetting and shit

1148
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
there might have been some sparkly keys that were plastic

1149
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
because this really they don't look sparkly

1150
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
they look more yellow than they do

1151
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
white you know

1152
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
they look like teeth they look like teeth that are

1153
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
yellowed a little bit that's true

1154
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
oxidizing they can't do so much

1155
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
and plus it's cool too

1156
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
because

1157
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
I don't know it's just what they did in the old days

1158
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I don't think it makes it better

1159
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
but you know it's cool because this piano

1160
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
it's all worn out and shit and

1161
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
it's the same piano that Mary's mom

1162
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
learned how to play on as a little kid

1163
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
oh what the fuck are you gonna put that

1164
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I don't know upstairs somewhere

1165
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Jesus Christ that's all you need is a piano

1166
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
well shit man I'm not

1167
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
throwing in the garbage

1168
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
we can put up the

1169
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
now it's beautifully out of tune it does sound

1170
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
like a honky tonk bar

1171
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
fucking just rocking away

1172
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
we can start a brothel in this place

1173
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
fuck yeah

1174
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
right down the street from the other one

1175
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
oh yeah we'd be the team

1176
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
we'd have to watch out I forgot about that

1177
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
my friends would be talking about that

1178
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
we might have a visit from some fucking killer pimp

1179
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
some goons

1180
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
some goombas say hey

1181
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
this is our fucking turtle

1182
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
sorry we just live here

1183
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
we run the whores around here

1184
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
the whoos

1185
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
so I gave up too much location

1186
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
the whoos run out of needle's house

1187
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
hey what the fuck is that

1188
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
that's fucking egregious

1189
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
that's slander

1190
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I'm gonna go get my lawyer

1191
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
what the fuck was that

1192
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
ah shit man

1193
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
just saying that stuff on the airwaves

1194
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
that's not cool

1195
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
that was

1196
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
he's running whoos all over

1197
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
that's one of those things where do you get high on your own supply

1198
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
or you don't

1199
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
well if it's whores you have to

1200
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I mean you can't just be banging them after a night out

1201
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
well you got your bottom bitch

1202
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I mean do you but like

1203
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
are you the first one to bang them every day

1204
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
get them warmed up

1205
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
well no get yours in first

1206
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
cause they've had like

1207
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
hopefully they had a couple hours to sleep

1208
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
oh god

1209
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
that's fucking sick

1210
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I'm just asking you something rhetorical

1211
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
or cause you don't want to go at the end of the day

1212
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
you're real sick oh then

1213
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
they got a sleep standing up so they drain

1214
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
oh

1215
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
it's big of like

1216
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
sitting a chair

1217
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
a chair with screen

1218
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
or some kind of grain

1219
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
oh I don't even want to use a ring

1220
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
spaghetti strainer so the shit comes out

1221
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
yeah like there's a ring in there

1222
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
roach clips

1223
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
well with the feather on them

1224
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
yeah

1225
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
did you get it to carnival

1226
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
carnival roach clips

1227
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
so let's shit over

1228
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I remember people having those clips down the vise

1229
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
hey I wonder why I get pulled over

1230
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
and they fucking search my car for weed

1231
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I don't know you got a roach clip hanging from you

1232
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
fucking near you idiot

1233
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
put feather on it

1234
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I don't know what kind of bird that is

1235
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
yeah exactly

1236
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
died seven different fucking weird coffers

1237
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
yeah dude this one was rainbow

1238
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
exactly

1239
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
what bird is that from mother butter

1240
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
you pull down the

1241
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
you pull the visor down hit the guy next to you

1242
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
in the face

1243
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
like you're gonna use that thing

1244
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
or just driving around there they're hippy what the fuck

1245
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
exactly

1246
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
and then they'd use it and that's when the cop

1247
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
knew to pull you over

1248
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
there's the guy that always has the roach clip hanging

1249
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
and now it's not hanging

1250
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
no not anymore

1251
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
man

1252
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
yeah because it was so repressed

1253
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
to fucking remember the drugs

1254
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I like when the kids would fucking put

1255
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
the garter around their rear view mirror

1256
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
hanging like after oh yeah it's like where did

1257
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
you get that from your purse from or wedding

1258
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
or something I don't know

1259
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
what the fuck where did it is true I

1260
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
haven't seen that a while where did they

1261
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
get that that's what I mean

1262
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I mean yeah I got

1263
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
I got some pussy once

1264
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
and she just happened to have a garden

1265
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I mean come on

1266
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
she was a real whoo

1267
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
doesn't sound like it she had a garden

1268
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
miss kitty from gunsmokers

1269
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
something I mean obviously

1270
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
we're the one they do that at weddings

1271
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
yeah well dude I got married you know

1272
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
that the brides the best man used to do it

1273
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
take the

1274
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
yeah yeah

1275
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
the Nick crazy

1276
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
my boy going down on

1277
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
your wife it's a little rough

1278
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
coming coming the guys probably had fucking

1279
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
thirty my fucking best man was no shirt

1280
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Nick I wouldn't fucking do that

1281
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
fuck

1282
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
that's a little weird

1283
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
keeping it in the family that's too much

1284
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
and he's

1285
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
have to take a shirt off too I mean Mary

1286
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
of course she's gonna get the

1287
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
well he did he did have a shirt off already

1288
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
it was hot out

1289
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
it was a late

1290
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
August day

1291
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
fucking hot as hell

1292
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
hey enjoy life right yeah he had a

1293
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
he had a shirt off man

1294
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
he had a shirt off in a

1295
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
tuxedo collar and tie

1296
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
like a chippin' ale

1297
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
what

1298
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
are you high are you sure Larry

1299
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
nah he didn't say that sounds very fictitious

1300
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
but we didn't have all tuxedos

1301
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
and bullshit like that

1302
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
that would be funny if you had the cuff links

1303
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
you know

1304
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
just a bow tie

1305
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
with the cuffs on it

1306
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
spandex pants

1307
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
like oh what was that on Saturday night live

1308
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
you ever see that with that this way

1309
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
it's even too farly yeah yeah yeah

1310
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
that's what reminds me

1311
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
yeah

1312
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
yeah that's funny

1313
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
still near the ring

1314
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I don't remember

1315
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
the skit all glistened up

1316
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
that's alright though

1317
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Jesus this thing's got a lot of

1318
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
lighters on it yeah man

1319
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
crack baby's gotta have fun

1320
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I don't hear about

1321
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
crack baby's that much

1322
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
nah there's no such thing anymore cause

1323
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I was reading this thing that

1324
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
the crack is gonna start making a comeback

1325
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
what is crack yeah because of

1326
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
all the bullshit

1327
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
no they have more hat to acres now

1328
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
for cocoa production

1329
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
in uh

1330
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
columbia I think it was

1331
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
yeah

1332
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
and so now there's like an insurgents of

1333
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
pure better cocaine

1334
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
hitting new york right now on the east coast

1335
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
like five dollars a hit for racks

1336
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
wow

1337
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
but

1338
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I don't know they put fentanyl in the shit

1339
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
yeah and

1340
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
in Argentina though man

1341
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
we partied heavy

1342
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
you're in south america

1343
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
why wouldn't you one in Rome right

1344
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
I mean literally I'm sure

1345
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
when I lived in Mexico you could

1346
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
get it wherever you wanted you know what I mean

1347
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
and you know what the thing is is they don't even

1348
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I don't believe they don't even fuck

1349
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
around they don't know about fentanyl

1350
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
dude it was crazy man

1351
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
do they

1352
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
like in Buenos Aires

1353
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Argentina or like Santiago

1354
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
well when it comes over it doesn't

1355
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
but somebody steps on it eventually

1356
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
and you think they're putting fentanyl in it

1357
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
down there well yeah where do you think it's coming from

1358
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
the fentanyl ferry but I think

1359
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
some other fucker just flying in I think they're sending it

1360
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
north what do you mean

1361
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
oh what is the people can get all of

1362
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
that shit it doesn't matter where it all

1363
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
comes from one place and people step

1364
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
on it yeah you know that yeah

1365
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I mean if you go to the

1366
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
source it's gonna be a lot better

1367
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
but nowadays everything

1368
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
is getting mixed with it

1369
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
yeah you don't hear like I mean I'm sure if you looked

1370
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
up in Mexico I mean how fentanyl

1371
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
death they have it's probably

1372
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
less than we do you would think

1373
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
a lot less we're just a gluttonous

1374
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
drug fucking country

1375
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
we're a greedy little drug

1376
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
we do like 90% of the fucking drugs

1377
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
we do like 90% of the

1378
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
fucking drugs oh the best

1379
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
is everybody claims

1380
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
they're like oh Mexico

1381
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
drugs and they're like yeah but we want them

1382
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
right if we couldn't get them then we wouldn't

1383
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
there wasn't such a demand for this shit

1384
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
we're gonna be away now you know what I mean

1385
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
you can get drugs off the internet

1386
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
you go to dark web you can find shit

1387
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
and even on snapchat and shit like that

1388
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
people sell stuff

1389
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
you gotta be crazy to do that

1390
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
there was a kid that just died

1391
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
he bought some good student

1392
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
fucking bought some shit off a snapchat

1393
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
but one of my boys

1394
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
one of my boys has got

1395
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
a fucking roller

1396
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
that's where he met

1397
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
his guy and his guy's shit is

1398
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
flame that kind of mean is good boy

1399
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
yeah but

1400
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
and I don't do a lot of it

1401
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
keep on keep on

1402
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
we're adults

1403
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
man these kids don't know what the fuck

1404
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
kids don't know what the fuck

1405
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
they're doing it's way more

1406
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
fucked up you know

1407
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
it's just fucked up nobody knows what they're doing

1408
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
no I guess nobody really

1409
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
does do they unless you the guy

1410
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
fucking producing it it's not like

1411
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
getting drugs from a

1412
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
from the whole the house

1413
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I knew that shit was good

1414
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
that was shit was better than anything there is right now

1415
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
their whole house shit

1416
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
their household shit is fucking great

1417
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
their household

1418
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
hand shit

1419
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
but you know back then you didn't have to worry about that

1420
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
and we were like what somebody

1421
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
fucking OD'd you would go

1422
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
where'd you get that shit from

1423
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
fucking hilarious

1424
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
drug piggies

1425
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
fucking funny though

1426
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
where'd they get that I'll just do a little less

1427
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
yeah I remember

1428
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
you go down there and there would just be cops sitting

1429
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
you know what I mean like

1430
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
yeah but who cares

1431
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
what do you mean who cares it's a good story

1432
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
okay go ahead then

1433
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
no I'm just saying it's just a good story

1434
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
thanks Larry

1435
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
that's what I need is to go ahead for me

1436
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
where's this going

1437
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
oh yeah well then

1438
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
well I mean fucking A

1439
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
stop my story

1440
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
wasn't even a story

1441
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
oh shit

1442
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I was just stating the fact that the cops would be there

1443
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
yeah you know what's funny is

1444
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
what's funny Larry

1445
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
every time I listen back to one of these episodes

1446
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
or something when I'm doing the editing

1447
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
and the phone fucking goes off

1448
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
to let me know that

1449
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
and I think I start

1450
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
looking for my phone

1451
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I never know where it is of course

1452
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
but it tricks me every time

1453
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
it tricks me every time

1454
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
you knew

1455
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
it's not for cat food there's only two alarms you have

1456
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
right now one's for cat food

1457
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
for the outside cat

1458
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
and the other one is getting close to the end of the podcast

1459
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
right not that much Larry

1460
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
you get confused very quickly

1461
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
says you mother fucker

1462
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
oh says me

1463
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
yes I just did say that

1464
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
man you're like I'm gonna get my glasses

1465
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
for what we're just sitting across from each other

1466
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
I can't see you you can't see me

1467
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
no well now I can

1468
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
now I got my glasses

1469
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
before I didn't have them I couldn't fucking see

1470
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
now I can see you get it

1471
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
you see how I do it

1472
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
I don't understand what you mean Larry

1473
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
fucking silly dude

1474
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
you're all hopped up on reefer over there

1475
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
magic dust who knows what they

1476
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
fucking A man

1477
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
not even a drug with your hand

1478
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
oh man fucking silly

1479
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
alright well

1480
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
we should just end it there how's that

1481
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
sounds good to me man

1482
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
thanks for tuning in to Larry needles show

1483
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
I'm Larry not needles

1484
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:12,000
peace