1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show. 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:06,840 Larry and Needle. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:11,840 Larry and Needle. 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,840 Larry and Needle. 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,340 Pete and Pete. 6 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,000 Yeah, that too. 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,500 All right, here we are. 8 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,500 Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,400 I'm Larry. 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400 I'm Needle's. 11 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400 And we got a special guest tonight. 12 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,400 A very special guest. 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,400 I love this person. 14 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,400 It's a rare appearance. 15 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,400 Mark. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,400 Oh, no, I love this person more than anything. 17 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Mr. Mark, what are you doing tonight, Mr. Tom? 18 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,400 I love you too. 19 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,400 There you go. 20 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Excellent. 21 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,400 How do you get straight before you go? 22 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,400 First payment, this mic. 23 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,400 Well, you had this get out of me anyway, you know. 24 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,400 This is your mic here. 25 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,400 Hey, I hear something back there. 26 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,400 Is that, what's going on? 27 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,400 Well, wait, did you test the mics? 28 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,400 Guys, I'll be, when I fucking walk away, you jack-offs can't talk when I'm not here. 29 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,400 Oh, I'm sorry. 30 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,400 I didn't know how to hear. 31 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,400 I'm wrong. 32 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,400 Okay, okay. 33 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,400 Oh, man. 34 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,400 This is what I was invited over for? 35 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:08,400 It was the other channel, Tommy, from the fucking jack you were just listening to. 36 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,400 You are ass clown. 37 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,400 I mean, you're, how many episodes in Larry's life? 38 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,400 It doesn't mean freeze up like a tear in the fucking headlight. 39 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,400 Hey, and fourth, guess how many episodes Larry's fucked up? 40 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,400 Oh, I don't know. 41 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,400 He missed the wrong mic today. 42 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,400 Oh, because Larry, I guess, and you just tell him. 43 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,400 He ain't yet an excellent recording from the other room this morning. 44 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Do you know anything about our podcast? 45 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,400 Not about your podcast, no. 46 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,400 No, we're just two idiots on drugs. 47 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,400 Okay. 48 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,400 Just talking about anything you want to talk about. 49 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,400 Yeah. 50 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Yeah. 51 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,400 So how are you today? 52 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Ah, you know, I'm already talking about shit, man. 53 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,400 High prices. 54 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,400 You are. 55 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 High prices of what? 56 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,400 The groceries, man. 57 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,400 It's ridiculous. 58 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,400 The groceries are, you know what I mean? 59 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,400 It's outrageous the amount of fucking, what they could charge us, right? 60 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Have you seen a thing of eggs? 61 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,400 A dozen eggs? 62 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,400 Some sort of six, seven dollars. 63 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,400 Yeah, eight bucks for a dozen eggs. 64 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,400 They live in the city, so it's a little bit different than what we're used to. 65 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,400 Out in Huntley, I pay four bucks for a fucking dog. 66 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,400 Yeah, you can still find them for a three fifty-three and shit. 67 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,400 Man, but I mean, they're fucking eggs. 68 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,400 Right. 69 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Isn't it just cheaper to start a farm? 70 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 I say an egg is an egg. 71 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,400 I buy the cheapest eggs they have every time, of course. 72 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,400 Yeah, I mean, depends though, right? 73 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,400 Well. 74 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,400 What's the difference between a great egg and a... 75 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,400 Because the eggs that you get and buy the cheaper ones, the chickens are eating fucking... 76 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Yeah, I get it. 77 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,400 I mean, I understand they're... 78 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,400 Breakdown, right. 79 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Well, but not by... 80 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Come on, there's FDA regulations. 81 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,400 But still, before all the eggs were the fish. 82 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,400 Regulations are pretty loose and they do let them fucking... 83 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:40,400 If you look at like animal feed, if you went through it, if the plastic chips were fucking 84 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,400 metal, you can pick them out with a magnet. 85 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,400 There's a big difference. 86 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 A bunch of them. 87 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:50,400 From like a farm-fresh egg from just a farmer that has chickens and then like a corporation 88 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,400 that's making eggs, you know. 89 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,400 It's like fucking beef, right? 90 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,400 You raise a cow and you can tell the eggs are different. 91 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,400 Anything is about a good environment. 92 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,400 If you raise a child in a good environment, it's gonna be a better environment. 93 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,400 The yolks are yellower, the whites are whiter. 94 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,400 They're richer eggs or thicker eggs. 95 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,400 Jeffrey Dahmer had a horrible life though, dude. 96 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:12,400 Right, I was just watching The Thing In Another Day about how that shit affects your genes. 97 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,400 And that's why... 98 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,400 Oh, they're gonna be stovepipes. 99 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400 Environment. 100 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 How it affects your environment. 101 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:24,400 And really, just because they can't say it's genical, geniacal, genealogy, it's in the genes. 102 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Genetics. 103 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,400 It's not really true they're trying to prove because they can be changed. 104 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,400 Well, anything can change. 105 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,400 It's brought on from stress in the environment. 106 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,400 You can manipulate anything, right? 107 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,400 Yes. 108 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,400 But to change yourself is difficult, right? 109 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,900 Well, it is, but when they say it's in your genes and you can't be changed, that's the 110 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:42,900 wrong thing to do. 111 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,900 Well, but you... 112 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:44,900 You can't just give up on someone. 113 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,400 What do you want to change about yourself? 114 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,900 I forgot to stop looking at your phone, man. 115 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,900 What are you doing, man? 116 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:50,900 I just watched at a time. 117 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,900 You guys are not looking at your phone. 118 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,900 So, what do you want to change about yourself though? 119 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:55,900 I have no change. 120 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:56,900 I'm not asking you. 121 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:57,900 I'm just saying. 122 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:02,900 I'm saying hypothetically, what do you want to change about yourself? 123 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,900 I want to look at my phone less. 124 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,900 I want to look at porn less. 125 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,900 No, I don't look at anymore porn. 126 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,900 The doctor wants him to go to rehab. 127 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,900 Yeah, yeah. 128 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,900 They say you want... 129 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,900 We'll just get into it without asking you. 130 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,400 Well, actually, I might have to get... 131 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,400 Well, he wasn't going there. 132 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,400 Well, then okay. 133 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,900 Well, you precipitated this. 134 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:22,900 That's fine. 135 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:23,900 What were you saying, unfortunately? 136 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,900 No, I might have to get another stem cell transplant. 137 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,900 Yeah. 138 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,900 Well, why don't you explain your situation first? 139 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:29,900 Well, that's it. 140 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:35,900 And the other fear or the situation may be they might want me to actually go to a drug 141 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,900 rehab place. 142 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,900 But we want your situation. 143 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,900 What has brought this upon this? 144 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:40,900 Oh, I... 145 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,400 What do you diagnose with? 146 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,400 Well, they're going to do another CAT scan. 147 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400 The lymphoma that I have. 148 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,400 The same thing happens to him. 149 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,400 Okay, see, I know what I'm asking. 150 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,400 Do you have lymphoma? 151 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,400 Yeah. 152 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,400 And? 153 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,400 And a... 154 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,400 Why don't you do another CAT scan? 155 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,400 It's horrible, man. 156 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Another stem cell transplant. 157 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,900 It really sucks, man. 158 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,900 For whatever reason, they really want to cure me, I guess, whatever I have. 159 00:04:58,900 --> 00:04:59,900 Well, don't you want to be cured? 160 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:00,900 It's something they want to work on. 161 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:01,900 Yes, of course. 162 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:02,900 Well, I mean, did you hear what I said? 163 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:03,900 I know. 164 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,400 These guys, these fuckers want to cure me. 165 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,900 And I hope they do. 166 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:08,900 I'm doing a night fight. 167 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,900 Because they got some kind of agenda. 168 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:11,900 Right. 169 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:15,900 And one thing, it must be something I have that they want to look at and cure, you know 170 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:16,900 what I mean? 171 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:17,900 Whatever it is, I just walked out. 172 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,900 I've got a... 173 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,900 I caught a thing that they... 174 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,900 You're very lucky that people want to cure you. 175 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:23,900 Yes. 176 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,900 Right. 177 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,900 I wish I could do it. 178 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:26,900 Right. 179 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,900 It's not like something where they just, well, you know, this is a standard thing. 180 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:29,900 Whatever it is, I got. 181 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,900 They don't work on it. 182 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,900 But, and how you feel? 183 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,900 But I've been doing good as far as drugs. 184 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,900 I've been clean, so it shouldn't be a problem. 185 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,900 I've been clean for almost a year. 186 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:41,900 For what? 187 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,900 A few slip-ups. 188 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:43,900 Yeah. 189 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,900 I've been clean for almost a year with a couple of slip-ups. 190 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,900 Two minor, very minor. 191 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:51,900 Listen, man. 192 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,900 You know what makes you feel good, right? 193 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,900 Yeah. 194 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:55,900 Right. 195 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:56,900 Is it a problem? 196 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:57,900 Kind of. 197 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,900 It doesn't really make you feel good. 198 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,900 Because you can't even make drugs anymore. 199 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,900 You can't even go on and they don't make you feel good. 200 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,900 You really can't even go on and they don't make you feel good. 201 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,900 They'll be like, I need painkillers. 202 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,900 Right. 203 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:05,900 And they're going to laugh in your face. 204 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:09,900 Like, I have cancer and you're like, I need painkillers and they laugh in its face. 205 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:10,900 Right. 206 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:11,900 Here's a 20-day supply. 207 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:12,900 Right, right. 208 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:13,900 That is true. 209 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,900 That's what they do. 210 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:15,900 I know that's what they do. 211 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:16,900 It's ridiculous. 212 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,900 Listen, man. 213 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:18,900 I've seen people on pills. 214 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,900 I've seen people on drugs. 215 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,900 You know? 216 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,900 Now we're all pushed and this guy over here doesn't get what he needs. 217 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,900 But at the same time does this guy need to be doing pills? 218 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:29,900 Probably not. 219 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:30,900 No. 220 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:31,900 No. 221 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:32,900 Yeah, no. 222 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:33,900 I mean, it's not that bad. 223 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,900 The chemo's kind of rough. 224 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,900 It just starts to be the summer, you know? 225 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:37,900 It sucks. 226 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,900 It's going to be another chemo summer. 227 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,900 No sun, no ball. 228 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,900 Maybe that should be our, that should be our, the summer chemo. 229 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,900 Oh, God. 230 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,900 They want you to fucking get off a methadone though, right? 231 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:48,900 Maybe. 232 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,900 They want you to fucking get a milligram to a fucking drug. 233 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,900 147. 234 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:53,900 140s. 235 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:54,900 Holy shit. 236 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,900 Sammy Hagar said, I don't drive 55. 237 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,900 This guy's doing all that. 238 00:06:58,900 --> 00:06:59,900 Milligrams of methadone. 239 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:00,900 Jesus. 240 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:01,900 You're like speed racers. 241 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:07,900 Well, that's, you know, but that's what they, but you have to get a lot of money. 242 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,900 But you have to get off of this shit, right? 243 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:13,900 Not, well, they do prescribe it for chemo patients, methadone, really bad chemo patients. 244 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,900 They do give methadone to. 245 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:16,900 But really? 246 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:17,900 Yeah. 247 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:18,900 For what? 248 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,900 For the pain. 249 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:20,900 Really? 250 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:21,900 Yeah, they do methadone. 251 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,900 Yeah. 252 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,900 Methadone is a pain killer, yes. 253 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,900 Yes. 254 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:25,900 He doesn't understand. 255 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:26,900 I never got a high drug. 256 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,900 I was at a methadone. 257 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:28,900 I'm not going to have one either. 258 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:29,900 I don't get high drugs. 259 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 I only got high for the wants. 260 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:34,900 The very first day when I was on 12 fucking bags in Carolina. 261 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,900 I did methadone. 262 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,900 Listen, you went to, there's nothing worse. 263 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,900 Man, I used to go to this methadone clinic. 264 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,900 It was on Lake Street in Ashland. 265 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,900 The lady, oh man. 266 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,900 I think it's still there. 267 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,900 They would let the pregnant ladies go first. 268 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,900 Sure. 269 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,900 And there would be like 40 or 50 of them. 270 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 Oh, I bet, yeah. 271 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:57,900 And then they would go out and turn tricks literally outside the place. 272 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:58,900 Oh God. 273 00:07:58,900 --> 00:07:59,900 Crazy. 274 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,900 So many pregnant chicks gave the best blow jobs, man. 275 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,900 How do you know? 276 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,900 Well, because I used to go. 277 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,900 You got a lot of girls pregnant. 278 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,900 Did you get a blow job for a pregnant girl? 279 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,900 Nah, I'm fucking kidding, man. 280 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,900 Fecetious asshole. 281 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:17,900 But, but, I mean, listen, man, you're going to rehab. 282 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,900 No, probably not. 283 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:19,900 I went to rehab. 284 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,900 No. 285 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:21,900 This is what the one doctor was saying, maybe. 286 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,900 Well, what did they threaten you that they wouldn't? 287 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:24,900 Oh, I've been talking to this. 288 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,900 No, I've been talking to this. 289 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,900 Go to another methadone clinic. 290 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900 It's not even sure. 291 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:28,900 No, no, it's not the clinic. 292 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:29,900 Oh, it's the doctor. 293 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:30,900 It's the cancer clinic. 294 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:31,900 Yeah, the cancer places. 295 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:32,900 Right. 296 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,900 You've got to get a, which, man. 297 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,900 This is not, even that doctor was doing it, hasn't said that. 298 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900 You know what I mean? 299 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900 It's just my other doctor thinking maybe. 300 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,900 Oh, it's a recommendation. 301 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:41,900 Yes. 302 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,900 Yeah, I got a lot of recommendations, you know? 303 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,900 They just want to make sure I don't slip off. 304 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,900 Maybe they're just up touching themselves so much. 305 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:56,900 You know, their concern is that, you know, they're going to spend all this money and do all this research into me, and then I would just often kill myself one night or something, you know? 306 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,900 What the heck? 307 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,900 They want to make sure you don't see that. 308 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 Why would you say that? 309 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,900 I wouldn't say that. 310 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:03,900 Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. 311 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:04,900 Hey, don't ever say that. 312 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,900 Well, no, I wouldn't say that. 313 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:06,900 Well, no, I'd be accidental. 314 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,900 You know, maybe an accidental overhouse they're afraid of. 315 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:09,900 Oh, well, you said kill yourself. 316 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:10,900 No, I wouldn't do it. 317 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:11,900 No, you're saying accidental overhouse. 318 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:12,900 Of course, that's what I meant. 319 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,900 I knew it, man. 320 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,900 Yeah. 321 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,900 I would die because I'm using drugs. 322 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Why bother working on them then? 323 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,900 You know, killing yourself in the accident and the ODN are two different things. 324 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,900 Right. 325 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,900 So I need to convince them that I don't do drugs. 326 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,900 I don't do, I want to live. 327 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:27,900 Basically, I got to convince them I want to live, you know, that's all. 328 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,900 Like I did before. 329 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:31,900 Are you convincing them of your blood work? 330 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:32,900 Right, and they know that. 331 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,900 They don't test it for drugs. 332 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:34,900 So they know exactly what you're using. 333 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:35,900 They don't test it. 334 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:36,900 No, they don't test it. 335 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:37,900 You can't lie to them. 336 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,900 No. 337 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:39,900 Well, they could test, but they don't test it. 338 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,900 They don't test it for drugs. 339 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:41,900 They don't. 340 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:46,900 I remember when I broke my fucking hip a few years back and I'm in the hospital. 341 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:47,900 Hilarious story. 342 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,900 I saw the whole thing. 343 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:51,900 And I'm in the hospital and the doctor comes in and you're like... 344 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:55,900 First day of summer while we're unwrapping the pool, Larry breaks his hip. 345 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:56,900 All right, well... 346 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:57,900 I just... 347 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900 Let me fucking tell my story. 348 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,900 I don't have to say the worst context ever. 349 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:05,900 I'm getting ready to leave and they go, okay, now we need to talk about your other problem. 350 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,900 And I'm like, what are you talking about? 351 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:08,900 Kissing dudes. 352 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,900 What other problem? 353 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,900 And they're like, man, you came in here and you're, you know, all strung out on dope, 354 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:18,900 man, you're on cocaine and heroin and fucking... 355 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,900 Everything else. 356 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,900 And I was like, oh, wow, oh. 357 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:23,900 I didn't know that. 358 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,900 Someone must be at the cafeteria. 359 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:27,900 Yeah. 360 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:28,900 Oh my God. 361 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,900 I called the police. 362 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,900 Here's what I did. 363 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,900 Something in the jello. 364 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,900 I said, maybe I did this little heroin boy. 365 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,900 The cocaine? 366 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,900 I haven't done cocaine in years. 367 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,900 Yeah. 368 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,900 Something must be wrong with your tits. 369 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,900 You're like a dog. 370 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:46,900 And then I realized that Ross was in town and we were doing coke all fucking weekend before 371 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,900 that. 372 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:50,900 You should be calling people out until we have them on the show, but that's okay. 373 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,900 This is a first name, man. 374 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,900 It's all right. 375 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,900 I know. 376 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:56,900 I just love Boston Larry's bowl. 377 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,900 And then I realized they did cocaine so many years before. 378 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900 Sonia and Russ are... 379 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 Jesus, man. 380 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:02,900 Yeah. 381 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:03,900 I mean, come on, Larry. 382 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:04,900 So the doctor was real concerned. 383 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,900 Yeah, you're saying... 384 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,900 Man, you're on a lot of drugs, dude. 385 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,900 Well, you were on a lot of drugs. 386 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,900 Thank God. 387 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,900 Well, I got a broken hip, you tell him. 388 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,900 Yeah, so my hip was broke. 389 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,900 I did a lot of drugs. 390 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:15,900 Dude, it was crazy. 391 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,900 That's why I broke it. 392 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:17,900 That was so high. 393 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:21,900 I opened the door, he comes outside. 394 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:25,900 Literally, they have what's to do with steps down to the bottom. 395 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,900 No, no. 396 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,900 His foot gets caught up in a hose. 397 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,900 No, it wasn't a hose. 398 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,900 What was it? 399 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,900 I thought I was at the bottom. 400 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,900 Mr. Chef. 401 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,900 And I still had two more steps to go. 402 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:35,900 Oh, you missed two steps. 403 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:41,900 And I thought I was there at the bottom and I just fucking stepped into the air, man. 404 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,900 He fucking misses it. 405 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,900 He literally falls down, hangs out all day. 406 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:49,900 I call him up, I literally call him up like four times at night because it was bad. 407 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,900 Yeah, he was a swole and black blizzard. 408 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,900 He's a fragile cunt, you know what I mean? 409 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,900 So, guy's like fucking glass, he just breaks apart. 410 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,900 Well, he's got no vitamin D, he's got no bones. 411 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,900 He's fine. 412 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,900 Next thing you know, oh, we're in the hospital. 413 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:09,900 And then what's weird is I couldn't move at all and thank God Chris came over and God 414 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,900 rested in peace. 415 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:11,900 He's so light. 416 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:12,900 The guy's light as a feather. 417 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,900 He's like, hollow bone, man. 418 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,900 Not anymore, man. 419 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,900 I'm pretty heavy now. 420 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:16,900 I'm up to one step. 421 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:17,900 Not even Alabongo. 422 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,900 I mean, he fell down and broke his fucking hip, dude. 423 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,900 I weighed myself at the vet the other day when I went to the vet. 424 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,900 What I mean, weighed myself at the vet. 425 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:27,900 He uses a cap scale. 426 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,900 He put the dog scale. 427 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,900 You should weigh your nuts next time. 428 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:38,900 Just throw your sack right out there. 429 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,900 Fuck, I wish I had a good fucking paw. 430 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,900 Yeah, but it's all the way on the floor. 431 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,900 It's like a step on the scale. 432 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,900 I'm not going to put my nuts on. 433 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,900 You going anywhere soon, Ian Ford? 434 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,900 No, I thought the pizza was coming. 435 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,900 No, I didn't mean leaving the house, ass clown. 436 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:53,900 I meant vacationing. 437 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:54,900 Yeah, I should have. 438 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,900 I want to. 439 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,900 I want to go see the Noah's Ark thing. 440 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,900 Yeah, I'm going to go there with you, man. 441 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,900 Yeah, well, we can't wait for it to get warm. 442 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,900 I need to go. 443 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,900 Noah's Ark? 444 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,900 Where, Rockford? 445 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:06,900 No, there's the brand new Ark. 446 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,900 They built a replica of Noah's Ark in Kentucky. 447 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,900 Get out of here, man. 448 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,900 Yeah, it's awesome. 449 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,900 Apparently it's an exact replica. 450 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,900 It's like $50. 451 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,900 Do you have to bring a dude with you because you need two or a woman with you? 452 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,900 No. 453 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900 Because there's two of each. 454 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:19,900 No, nothing like that. 455 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,900 Yeah, two of each, right? 456 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,900 And you've got a board, two by two, sure. 457 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,900 Yeah. 458 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,900 No, no, no. 459 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,900 And they've got a museum, too. 460 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,900 A creation museum. 461 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,900 What kind of, like a Big Bang theory? 462 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,900 Yeah, a little creation. 463 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:31,900 No creation. 464 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,900 Like a showman. 465 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900 Right. 466 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900 Yeah, the creation of man. 467 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900 Yeah. 468 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,900 Do they believe in the Big Bang theory? 469 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900 Or no. 470 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900 Yeah, I'm not sure how they... 471 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,900 Yeah, I don't know what they're fucking... 472 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,900 I mean... 473 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,900 I'm not exactly 100% on that. 474 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,900 I don't know how they work that in, but... 475 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,900 I know that if there was a Big Bang God created it. 476 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:49,900 Sure. 477 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,900 Started the blast, yes. 478 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,900 So, you really think so? 479 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,900 Yeah, I do. 480 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,900 Of course. 481 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,900 You think that one man created all of this? 482 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,900 Well, he's not just a man. 483 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:58,900 He's a God. 484 00:13:58,900 --> 00:13:59,900 The God. 485 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,900 Oh, okay. 486 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,900 Well, you know what? 487 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,900 You're one and only God. 488 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,900 Yeah, I do. 489 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,900 I do, man. 490 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,900 I do. 491 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:06,900 Okay, and? 492 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,900 There has to be. 493 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,900 It's too perfect. 494 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:09,900 Wait a second. 495 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 Things are too perfect. 496 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:11,900 No, they're not. 497 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:12,900 Things are horrible. 498 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,900 No, no, no. 499 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900 Shit. 500 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 The way everything dives, the universe, everything. 501 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,900 No, the geometrical aspect, right, and everything like that. 502 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,900 It's perfect. 503 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 Yeah, it's too perfect. 504 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900 The Earth is perfect. 505 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,900 The distance of the Sun, the moon, the Earth and everything. 506 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,900 It's too... 507 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:24,900 But the whole thing is life. 508 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,900 The size of the moon is perfect. 509 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,900 If it was just an explosion, things would have been so right. 510 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,900 No, the distance of the moon is perfect. 511 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,900 You can't see one side, which makes you even better. 512 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,900 Yeah, but that's what holds the Earth. 513 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,900 That's what makes you do what it does. 514 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,900 That's what makes everything do what it does. 515 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,900 Everything is too perfect for it to be. 516 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,900 It's too perfect, right? 517 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,900 For it to be just random and fucking coincidental. 518 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,900 No, but that's a whole bunch of... 519 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,900 Getting back to what I said before. 520 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,900 What was I reading yesterday about the 7,000 mile long ship? 521 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900 Yes, yes. 522 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,900 About what? 523 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,900 A 7,000 mile long ship. 524 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:54,900 Space ship. 525 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900 Saturn. 526 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,900 That's sucking juice. 527 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,900 Mining the rings of Saturn. 528 00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,900 It's 97,000 miles long. 529 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,900 Yes, and it's getting its power from the rings of Saturn. 530 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,900 And lines of Earth. 531 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:08,900 Oh, wait, I love how you're pointing to him. 532 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,900 You see that? 533 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,900 He threw it right at the start. 534 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 I read it online. 535 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,900 Nobody just threw it right on you. 536 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900 It's hilarious. 537 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,900 He didn't even try to back it up. 538 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,900 7,000 miles long, man. 539 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,900 There's a couple of them, they say. 540 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:23,900 Okay, but that's all. 541 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,900 One was 40,000 miles long. 542 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:30,900 Or 40,000 kilometers or 50,000 kilometers long. 543 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,900 Dude, you fuckers don't know what you're talking about. 544 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900 I'm crazy. 545 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,900 Who's they? 546 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,900 The scientists. 547 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,900 The scientists. 548 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:43,900 They said they saw this fucking ship. 549 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,900 They saw this ship with the Hubble. 550 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,900 You two ass clowns. 551 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:47,900 Listen, Jaguar. 552 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,900 You're an ass clown, too. 553 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:50,900 Fuck. 554 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,900 They saw this ship with the Hubble Space Telescope. 555 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,900 Some telescopes, yeah. 556 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,900 And they said it was 7,000 miles long. 557 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,900 And? 558 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,900 And it's getting its fuel from the rings of Saturn right now. 559 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,900 Is it a threat to us? 560 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:04,900 Well, not at all. 561 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,900 Anything 7,000 miles long in space could be a threat to us. 562 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900 It's pretty big. 563 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900 I'd call that a threat. 564 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,900 You would be going from the tip of fucking South America to Canada, dude. 565 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,900 It'd go to the United States three times. 566 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,900 Right. 567 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900 Right. 568 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,900 It's three times the size of the U.S. alone. 569 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 Maybe in the US. 570 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,900 About three times the United States, right? 571 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,900 Yeah. 572 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,900 About 25, they said. 573 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900 Yeah. 574 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,900 Yeah, about 25. 575 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,900 So imagine the operation they must have building these ships. 576 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,900 What the fuck? 577 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,900 Where do they build them at? 578 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,900 And how do they get the material for it? 579 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,900 They have to build them in space, man. 580 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,900 Yeah. 581 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,900 Because it would be so bad. 582 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:42,900 I mean, how could they possibly have a planet big enough because the gravity would be too 583 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,900 great? 584 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:44,900 Right, yes. 585 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,900 Put it all together in space. 586 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,900 So they have to do it in space. 587 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,900 The materials, though, also. 588 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900 I know. 589 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:49,900 It's incredible to think about. 590 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,900 I mean, imagine. 591 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:57,900 This mine frame, which is so low, they might not be using what materials we would think 592 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,900 are strong or good. 593 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,900 Yeah, they probably don't do shit. 594 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,900 I mean, here, though, there's no demand that are the most. 595 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,900 Not even. 596 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:04,900 They're not even known to man. 597 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,900 Yeah, I don't know. 598 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,900 The thinnest material is not even known to man. 599 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:08,900 No, no, no. 600 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,900 Right. 601 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,900 Who knows what they make or how they put it together. 602 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,900 You know, they combine them differently and they make a different substance. 603 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,900 Well, yeah. 604 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,900 I mean, they look at these propulsion motors, but, and you look at these, I mean, aliens 605 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,900 of like 7,000 miles long. 606 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,900 7,000? 607 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,900 That's a big motherfucking number of men. 608 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:27,900 Yeah. 609 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:28,900 7,000 miles. 610 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,900 Dude, imagine. 611 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:30,900 That's just, huh? 612 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900 That's scary. 613 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,900 Why? 614 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,900 Man, if you enslaved us, what would you do? 615 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:36,900 Right. 616 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,900 Who builds these sins? 617 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,900 What the fuck? 618 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,900 I wouldn't kill myself. 619 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:40,900 You'd be enslaved? 620 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:41,900 I don't know what I would do, man. 621 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,900 I'd go down swinging, dude. 622 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:44,900 Yeah. 623 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:49,900 Well, I heard there's three races, alien races that are battling for the planet and 624 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:56,900 they want, there's two, there's no, there's the reptoid, whatever, there's retillions. 625 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,900 Yeah. 626 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,900 Anyways, two races, three races. 627 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,900 And the, and the, uh, you say reptilian is an audience. 628 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,900 Yeah. 629 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:03,900 Yeah. 630 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,900 Yeah. 631 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,900 The reptilian aliens, two of them don't want no humans on earth. 632 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,900 Sectoids. 633 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:08,900 Yeah. 634 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,900 And then sexoids, these are sexoid beings, beings, and then these other water beings from, 635 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:16,900 there are two different planets with two different races, aliens, and whatever. 636 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,900 They're all warring for earth. 637 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,900 Apparently they have been for a million years, whatever. 638 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,900 That's what I heard from the lady on the, the, the, the. 639 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,900 People wanted Earth, they'd take it in for. 640 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,900 Well, that's what you, you're right. 641 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,900 But there's experiment. 642 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:26,900 No, there's an experiment. 643 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,400 They're all just using Earth as an experiment. 644 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,400 They've been experimenting with this planet and Austin, everything on Earth. 645 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400 The galaxy are the aliens. 646 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Dude, the galaxy. 647 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 The longest time. 648 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Right. 649 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400 The galaxy is so fucking vast. 650 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400 We actually are the aliens. 651 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400 You can't find the more sometimes. 652 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400 Right, right. 653 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,400 Or the only planet in the galaxy that has all this. 654 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,400 Like for the most fucking lackey people, come on. 655 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,900 Oh my God, we're an experiment. 656 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,900 No, we're not. 657 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:48,900 Yeah, well it is. 658 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,900 No, it really is. 659 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:50,900 There's so many other planets, man. 660 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,400 The galaxy is, mm. 661 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400 Right. 662 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,900 But for whatever reason, they find our planet and the humans are being to be very, very 663 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,900 interesting. 664 00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,900 Listen, listen, listen. 665 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:05,900 The planets in our galaxy are all there in our little solar system, the sun. 666 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:06,900 That's all we know about. 667 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:07,900 Much, much older than us. 668 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:08,900 That's not all we know about. 669 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:09,900 But let me tell you something. 670 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:14,900 The reason that all that shit is there is just to keep us jiving proper. 671 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,900 Jupiter is there for us. 672 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,900 Mars is there for reason for us. 673 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,400 Mercury is there for reason for us. 674 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400 Every single one of those. 675 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400 What about Pluto? 676 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Pluto's even there for reason. 677 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400 They didn't say it's a planet anymore for some reason. 678 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,900 No, but all those hyperbelt fucking objects. 679 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,900 You think Pluto's a planet, Anfor? 680 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,900 Asteroid. 681 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,700 They said they changed it, I believe, but I don't know. 682 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,600 That kind of sucks that they did that. 683 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Yeah, imagine. 684 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,400 You're also in your planet and they change your shit. 685 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400 I don't know. 686 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,900 There's so much things out there. 687 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,400 It's just crazy, dude. 688 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 That's what makes life crazy. 689 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,400 It is really true, you know. 690 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400 And we don't spend anything. 691 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:54,400 The best place in the world, the ocean, it has been explored maybe a quarter. 692 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,400 Right, yeah, yeah. 693 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Exactly, less than space. 694 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400 We don't less about the ocean than they do space. 695 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Man, fucking the ocean is where we need to be. 696 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,400 Yeah, probably the races of aliens living under that shit. 697 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Yes, and that's exactly why they live there because... 698 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400 A great hiding spot. 699 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400 We can't go there regularly. 700 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,400 Exactly, just the pressure alone. 701 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,400 In the middle of fucking nowhere. 702 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400 They've got a giant base. 703 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400 But now imagine this. 704 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,400 They have a ship that's made out of the thinnest materials known. 705 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:27,400 And it's able to go down in those depths and not be crushed by pressure. 706 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:32,400 Like the submarines we make, those submersible units that go deep. 707 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,400 They have to be careful. 708 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400 They go too deep, man. 709 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,400 Those motherfuckers are dead. 710 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400 You know what I'm saying? 711 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400 Yeah, because of the ocean pressure. 712 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah, but somehow those alien ships are able to just... 713 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Under pressure, do-do-do-do-do-do. 714 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400 Go right ahead and do-do-do-do-do. 715 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,400 It's not a big fucking problem. 716 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,400 You could dive. 717 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,400 I didn't even know this, but when I was scuba-ing, if you dive deep enough in the ocean... 718 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 Scuba-ing, is that a word? 719 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,400 Well scuba diving, you could feel the weight on you as you go deeper. 720 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400 Really heavy it starts to get. 721 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400 Really heavy. 722 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400 I was like, wow, it's scary. 723 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400 You know, you start to feel it hard. 724 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,400 I was like, holy shit. 725 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,400 Yeah, man, it's pressure. 726 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400 Yeah, it's amazing. 727 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,400 I didn't realize, but you could feel the weight. 728 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 And that's why it goes super deep. 729 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,400 You could feel the weight. 730 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,400 I feel like you feel the weight coming on you. 731 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,400 It's called suprash from the ocean, man. 732 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400 Yeah, it's wild. 733 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400 There's people in a fucking... 734 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 I didn't think it would happen that fast, really. 735 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400 I didn't really think it was that fast. 736 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400 Even a 10 foot... 737 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,400 Yeah, a little bit of pool, but... 738 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,400 15 foot pool, you go to the bottom, when you shit, I can't do it now. 739 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400 But if you get a little deeper than that, it's really heavy. 740 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 Really heavy, like I mean, heavy. 741 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400 It's like, holy shit. 742 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400 And you what? 743 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,400 The water, as you get deeper. 744 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400 It's not heavy, it's just pressure. 745 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400 Yeah, whatever. 746 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,400 It sucks the air out, so it just fucking contains on it. 747 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,400 Right, it's pressure. 748 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400 You can't move. 749 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:48,400 But you see that shit when they do sub-movies and they go too deep, and it literally pushes 750 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400 the fucking metal in. 751 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 I get it, yes. 752 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400 I mean, that's just a fact, yeah. 753 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,400 You know what I mean? 754 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,400 Like, yo, it's one thing that's constant. 755 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:59,400 Just like an airplane, though, they have to pressurize it when you go up in the sky. 756 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400 Yeah, you get the fucking all... 757 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,400 Bands. 758 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400 Yeah. 759 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,400 That's a good band name. 760 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400 Band, band. 761 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,400 It's already been done, because it's so good. 762 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:14,400 But anyways, you know, if you don't do that, you could actually die. 763 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400 Yes. 764 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,400 You come up too quick. 765 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400 Well, don't compress, yeah. 766 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,400 You can compress, but when the astronauts come out of space, they have to fucking... 767 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,400 Yes, sir, yes, sir. 768 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400 Isn't it crazy, really painful, too? 769 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400 Some of those fucking... 770 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400 Some of those painful fucking... 771 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400 Oh, yeah, that's why they call it the bends. 772 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Those fuckers lose inches off their bodies, their bones shrink when they're in space. 773 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 Yeah, yeah. 774 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,400 I had heard a thing that said, we can't spend a lot of time in space, human being. 775 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,400 Just can't do it. 776 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,400 We're not built for that. 777 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,400 We can't do it. 778 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,400 We cannot do it. 779 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,400 Yeah, well, you know, I've been dropping science since... 780 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,400 Our minds can't handle it. 781 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,400 I've been dropping science. 782 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,400 Shit, I've been dropping science since first grade, when I had my first science class or 783 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,400 whatever. 784 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,400 I mean, you need gravity to go alleviate shit and everything, you know? 785 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,400 You don't even have gravity for that after a while, even your insides get messed up. 786 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,400 Yeah, right, right. 787 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,400 Everything gets fucked up, though. 788 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,400 You need to shit properly. 789 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,400 Right, and there's just no gravity. 790 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400 Yeah, you do. 791 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,400 It fucks you up. 792 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,400 Right, it fucks up your whole body. 793 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400 It fucks up a lot of shit. 794 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,400 When the fucking astronauts go out there, they work out, they do all the... 795 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400 Sure, yeah, they're in much better shape. 796 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,400 They gotta do these things because if you just sit there and you shit will probably coagulate 797 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,400 in space. 798 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,400 If you're motionless, you know what I mean? 799 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,400 You set a set box up to space. 800 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,400 Yeah, you gotta be... 801 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400 Nothing's gonna come good with that. 802 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,400 The blood doesn't move, everything gets... 803 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,400 You get a what's that called when you fuck an atrophy. 804 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,400 Yeah. 805 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,400 You know what I mean? 806 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,400 In space, atrophy is probably worse. 807 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,400 But I want some space, Coke. 808 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Did they really go to the moon? 809 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400 Did they really go to the moon? 810 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,400 Who? 811 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400 I watched another thing today. 812 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,400 United States? 813 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,400 I don't know, man. 814 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,400 I was listening and I worked for NASA. 815 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,400 But I'll entertain any conspiracy theory. 816 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,400 Do you think they did it? 817 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,400 Did they go to the moon? 818 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,400 I think they did everything. 819 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,400 Why not? 820 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,400 They landed on the moon. 821 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400 There was actual moon rocket landed on the moon. 822 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,400 Neil Armstrong got off and stepped on the moon. 823 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,400 Does it really matter? 824 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,400 I don't think so. 825 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,400 I'd like to think it happened. 826 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,400 I really would, but man... 827 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,400 I'm just saying, listen man... 828 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,400 There's a convincing story that it didn't. 829 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,400 I remember when I was a little boy, my grandmother was watching it. 830 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400 Yes, I did too. 831 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,400 I was in my guy's house and she said, this is history. 832 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,400 It was a Cold War shit. 833 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,400 We beat Russia to the moon. 834 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,400 Right. 835 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400 The pictures would come out. 836 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,400 We'd get the pictures at Jules. 837 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,400 How about 9-11? 838 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,400 Do you believe that? 839 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,400 I believe that... 840 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,400 No, where was the plane at the Pentagon? 841 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,400 There wasn't even a plane. 842 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,400 Can't even say the same thing. 843 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400 What'd you think? 844 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,400 No, I'm not really... 845 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,400 Well, yeah. 846 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,400 They faked it. 847 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,400 They faked it. 848 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,400 Yeah, but it was a different kind of fake. 849 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,400 There you go. 850 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400 Yeah, they faked it. 851 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400 I don't know. 852 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,400 I hate to think so, but... 853 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400 There's a... 854 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400 You're an American. 855 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,400 You would hate to think so. 856 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,400 I hate to think so. 857 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400 I'm an American. 858 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,400 I love my song too. 859 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,400 But my common sense tells me that a bunch of them fuckers out. 860 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,400 But your common sense only shows you video from this and there and there and that. 861 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,400 Well, scientific fact kind of says they might not have done the space. 862 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,400 Well, with heat analysis and jet fuel and burning... 863 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400 Couldn't have happened. 864 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:10,400 But then they say we've got ships that can go light speed and stuff now. 865 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400 So what the hell is this all about? 866 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,400 Who are they trying to fool here? 867 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,400 You know, why? 868 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,400 What's going on? 869 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,400 Is it real or not? 870 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,400 Then there was another thing about the dust they said. 871 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:25,400 When the lunar lander landed, there should have been a dust cloud for a month. 872 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,400 And there wasn't. 873 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,400 All the dust went just straight across like a... 874 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400 Like nothing. 875 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,400 Yeah, like it was blown by the sandblaster. 876 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,400 And it was just a formation to some extent. 877 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,400 Because it was the vacuum of space, wouldn't it just... 878 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400 I don't know. 879 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,400 I mean, I'm not Neil deGrasse Tyson. 880 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,400 I don't know, man. 881 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,400 Yeah, it would have just poofed up like dust and... 882 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,400 But it would have poofed up to what, though? 883 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400 I mean, just dusting clouds. 884 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,400 Right, it would have been, you know, a heavy film of dust and there was... 885 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,400 And then like, how did they get the shot of the guy calling out of the thing? 886 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400 Where? 887 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,400 Who took the picture and it looks pretty far away, too. 888 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400 The camera that takes him crawling out of the capsule. 889 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Coming out of the capsule. 890 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400 What was that? 891 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,400 Who got there? 892 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,400 Someone was there out of that ship first with the camera. 893 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,400 Was there a film on the moon? 894 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400 Right? 895 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400 I mean, come on, people. 896 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400 I don't know, man. 897 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400 I mean, listen, couldn't be. 898 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Think really. 899 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,400 What the fuck? 900 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400 You know what the funny thing is, though? 901 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400 Exactly. 902 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,400 They didn't just say the cameraman comes out first. 903 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,400 Right. 904 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400 That's the least conspiracy that we ever know about. 905 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:28,400 We need to send the cameraman and the sound man ahead to get him coming down the ladder 906 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,400 and saying those prolific words. 907 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400 Right. 908 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400 They've got that little board and shit. 909 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,400 I went over to JFK. 910 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,400 Well, that was, you know, George Bush, the same guy that did the towers, man. 911 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,400 Yeah, that meddling little creepy. 912 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400 He loved that shit. 913 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,400 Now you're just speculating. 914 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,400 Pretty clear, man. 915 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400 And now we're going to get sued. 916 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,400 It's pretty clear. 917 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,400 Hey, where's my lawyer? 918 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400 That's what I think. 919 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,400 Oh, there we go. 920 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,400 Finally. 921 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,400 This is my opinion. 922 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,400 This is an opinion show. 923 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,400 This isn't fair. 924 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,400 You know, it's not an opinion show. 925 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,400 Well, it's my fucking opinion. 926 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,400 You went out on an opinion piece all of a sudden. 927 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,400 George Bush doesn't like black people. 928 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,400 That's just my opinion. 929 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,400 No, they remember Kanye did that. 930 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,400 Well, I don't think he likes black people. 931 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,400 Oh, did he say that? 932 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400 No, I didn't. 933 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,400 With Mike Myers, they were doing a thing for Katrina. 934 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,400 Oh, wow. 935 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,400 And they were doing like a benefit, you know, like one of those things on the TV show. 936 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,400 Oh, sure, yeah. 937 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:23,400 And Kanye went up and Mike Myers and Mike Myers did his speech and Kanye just said, 938 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,400 literally after Mike Myers, George Bush doesn't like black people. 939 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,400 Wow. 940 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,400 Whatever happened to Mike Myers? 941 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 What do you mean? 942 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,400 Whatever happened to Mike Myers disappeared. 943 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,400 He's old somewhere. 944 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400 He hasn't made a movie anywhere. 945 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Listen, I mean, he's old as fuck already. 946 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400 He can't be that old. 947 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400 You can't do comedy when you get old. 948 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,400 Yeah. 949 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400 You know what I mean? 950 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400 You're in the public eye. 951 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:51,400 The only guy that was able to last into any longevity when he was old was George Carlin. 952 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,400 He was horrible at the end. 953 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,400 But I mean, he's still fucking Drew Crowds and still was able to fucking get the TV specials. 954 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,400 I mean, back then, too, it was a lot more difficult to get an audience. 955 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400 Yeah. 956 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,400 Now it's fucking Internet. 957 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:10,400 Now, literally, you and I are going to put this on the Internet and people can find it. 958 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400 People are going to think you're funny. 959 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,400 People are going to think you're funny. 960 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400 They're going to think... 961 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,400 People can find this in Alaska. 962 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,400 They're going to think I'm funny. 963 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400 They're going to know you're retarded. 964 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,400 They're going to send money for your... 965 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,400 Well, you're gay also, so sorry. 966 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400 Jesus Christ. 967 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,400 Two for three ain't bad, homo. 968 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Yeah, please send money for my lymphoma cure. 969 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,400 What's that? 970 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,400 I need money for my lymphoma cure. 971 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Well, how do you want to raise it? 972 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400 I'm kidding. 973 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,400 I don't need any money. 974 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,400 You want to fight homeless people? 975 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400 We should make him fight homeless people. 976 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Yeah. 977 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,400 Raise money for his lymphoma care. 978 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,400 Mark will fight homeless people for 20 bucks a crack. 979 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400 I pay those homeless guys, man. 980 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,400 They clean up the expressway at Harlem and 290. 981 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400 They clean it up. 982 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400 All the garbage is not there. 983 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,400 It's because there's homeless dudes that are... 984 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400 They pick it up. 985 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,400 I see them. 986 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400 Yeah, because they leave their cell drugs for me. 987 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,400 It's nice. 988 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,400 They're so clean, man. 989 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,400 They want it to look nice. 990 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,400 Yes, I would, too. 991 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,400 Yeah, but they sell drugs from there, too. 992 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400 Come on. 993 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400 They sell drugs? 994 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,400 I know those guys sell drugs. 995 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,400 Come on. 996 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400 Yes. 997 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,400 The guy on the corner. 998 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,400 I know the guy on the corner. 999 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,400 I mean, come on. 1000 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,400 Look at these. 1001 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,400 They laugh at that one. 1002 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,400 I totally called them out. 1003 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400 I mean, maybe they know where you go. 1004 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,400 Get the drugs. 1005 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,400 I think they had drugs, too. 1006 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,400 They're a middleman. 1007 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,400 Why are they cleaning up the road then? 1008 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,400 It's like home of a supply house. 1009 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,400 Okay. 1010 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,400 Hey, I need pipe. 1011 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,400 Okay, I got them. 1012 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400 Okay, I got them. 1013 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,400 I know a guy that's going to get you some fucking pipe. 1014 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,400 I don't know. 1015 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400 Literally, in literally case, I don't know where he wants. 1016 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,400 I want some pipe. 1017 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,400 I've only ever dealt with a few corner boys. 1018 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400 I don't really. 1019 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400 Whoa, see, look at. 1020 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 He's coming out of the closet. 1021 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,400 He's got a boy, man. 1022 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,400 You see what I mean? 1023 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,400 Finally. 1024 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,400 I don't know what you're talking about, but corner boys and I, we have a good relationship. 1025 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,400 When I lived downtown. 1026 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,400 That's the name of the app, Corner Boys. 1027 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,400 They kind of got to know me more before I knew them. 1028 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,400 Because why? 1029 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,400 Because you wanted something they have. 1030 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,400 Isn't it crazy when you're an addict? 1031 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,400 Well, no. 1032 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400 And then you have a dealer. 1033 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400 Right. 1034 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400 And like, you're an addict. 1035 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Like a lot of people don't understand that. 1036 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:04,400 Like, I want this at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine in the morning. 1037 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,400 Sure. 1038 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400 Yeah, when I want it, I want it. 1039 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,400 Exactly, right. 1040 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,400 You want to sell this, but you have to accommodate me. 1041 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400 And if you don't, I'm going to find someone. 1042 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,400 Right. 1043 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400 You won't tell it to me. 1044 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,400 You know what I mean? 1045 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400 And I will. 1046 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400 Yeah. 1047 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400 They know that too. 1048 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,400 They know that. 1049 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,400 And that's why they will accommodate you. 1050 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,400 Junkie word jumble. 1051 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,400 Yeah. 1052 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400 You know what I mean? 1053 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400 Fucking bam. 1054 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400 It's a hustle and fucking business, man. 1055 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,400 So what would happen was I'd be waiting for one fellow and the other fellow is that I didn't 1056 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,400 know, which realized this, see the deals gone. 1057 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Then so they would start approaching me because they realized I was buying drugs. 1058 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,400 So I wound up meeting the whole network on the street there. 1059 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400 Yeah. 1060 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,400 Well, yeah. 1061 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,400 But how many corners have you gone to in your life? 1062 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400 Well, no, man. 1063 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400 He would be waiting. 1064 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400 Right. 1065 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,400 But by my house, when I lived there, I lived in an apartment. 1066 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,400 I know. 1067 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,400 But I'm just saying how many, you had to go to the spot. 1068 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,400 No, it was just the one corner. 1069 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400 It's like the six corners that we lived on, you know, by the block. 1070 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,400 Yeah, no, you understand that. 1071 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,400 But at that one point in time. 1072 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,400 But before that, because the guy would make me wait. 1073 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400 Before that, it wasn't a dope spot though. 1074 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,400 No, no, no. 1075 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,400 They were just like by the bus station, around the bus station. 1076 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,400 Before that, it wasn't dope spot you went to. 1077 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Yeah. 1078 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,400 The truck. 1079 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Yeah. 1080 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400 The projects. 1081 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400 The rock wall gardens. 1082 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,400 It's like, yeah, rock wall gardens on it. 1083 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,400 We used to go to Cabrini Green and they drop a bucket down. 1084 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Yeah. 1085 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,400 And we put our money in it. 1086 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,400 No. 1087 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,400 Because I worked with the guy at UPS. 1088 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400 Nice. 1089 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 And he's like, oh, my cousin's going to help you out. 1090 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400 No, it's still the best as the hand. 1091 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,400 They literally dropped the bucket down at a security guard right there. 1092 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400 Four of them. 1093 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,400 And the bucket would go up, the bucket would come down. 1094 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,400 And then you have four of them going in a little, it was crazy. 1095 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,400 The best as the hand, man. 1096 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,400 Right out the window, front of the hand. 1097 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,400 Oh, I thought you were going to have a hand in the house. 1098 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400 Yeah, the hands come out of the house. 1099 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,400 I was going to see the car driving to Ellie. 1100 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,400 I used to buy. 1101 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,400 And then you walk up there and you give them your money. 1102 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,400 No, I would not. 1103 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,400 You could barely reach it. 1104 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,400 No, no, I would knock on the siding. 1105 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,400 A hand would come out. 1106 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,400 Yeah, sure. 1107 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,400 The money in, you go back in. 1108 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,400 The hand would come in. 1109 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,400 Right, right, right. 1110 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,400 And there was it. 1111 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,400 But the hand came out of a hole in the house. 1112 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,400 Nice, nice, nice. 1113 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,400 It wasn't a fucking, it wasn't a window. 1114 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Oh, this is a window. 1115 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,400 We had a window. 1116 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,400 We had a window. 1117 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,400 Sisru and Roosevelt right over there. 1118 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,400 We were in like Mozart and Fillmore. 1119 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,400 Right off Roosevelt, right off Roosevelt. 1120 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,400 Shag Town. 1121 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,400 Yeah. 1122 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400 It's very funny. 1123 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400 The Mozart's spot was nice. 1124 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,400 I liked the Mozart's spot a lot. 1125 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,400 It was fucking good. 1126 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400 Yeah, they had good music there. 1127 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,400 Yeah, they did. 1128 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,400 Mozart. 1129 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,400 Mozart. 1130 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,400 Yes. 1131 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,400 I mean, their music was very, very... 1132 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,400 And one funny thing I will say, a strange thing, it's weird how strange things happen 1133 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400 on drugs. 1134 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400 Yeah. 1135 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,400 You know, it's his drug spot. 1136 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,400 It's in Chicago, one of the worst cities in the country, one of the worst parts of the 1137 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,400 city. 1138 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400 Yeah. 1139 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,400 This place I'm going to. 1140 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,320 And it's a Saturday night. 1141 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,160 And I go there kind of late after midnight. 1142 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,760 And there wasn't the usual people that hang out there. 1143 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,720 Your usual, you know, gang bangers, deadly murdering gang bangers selling drugs. 1144 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,600 It was a different pack of deadly murderers. 1145 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,600 No, it was young kids. 1146 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,600 I think they were gay. 1147 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,600 They were all just little young kids. 1148 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600 What? 1149 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:14,600 It was a bunch of young kids on the street and they were gay doing dances and shit. 1150 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,600 And I just pull up, I'm sitting there. 1151 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,600 You're fucking kidding me. 1152 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600 I'm not kidding you. 1153 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,600 Wait, what are you kidding me? 1154 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,600 What? 1155 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600 They were gay. 1156 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600 And they were gay. 1157 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,600 Why do you know that? 1158 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,840 They could tell they had a list. 1159 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,600 They were all dressed up and gay-ness. 1160 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,600 How do you know they had a list? 1161 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,400 They were making dances on the street because they asked, they were going to get me something. 1162 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,400 I'll get you something. 1163 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400 Let me get it. 1164 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,400 They were, they were, they were, the kid was obviously gay. 1165 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,400 He had the whole walk and shoot. 1166 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400 No, man. 1167 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400 I mean, they were gay. 1168 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,400 Video aspect. 1169 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,400 I mean, I believe you, Antford. 1170 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400 No, I don't believe you. 1171 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,400 So what do you mean about being on drugs and funny shit happens? 1172 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400 Weird shit happens, man. 1173 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,400 Yeah, it always does. 1174 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,400 Doesn't it really? 1175 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,400 I mean, this is a, this is a major drugs bot in a dangerous city. 1176 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400 So did they then have to go there? 1177 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Saturday night I go there and it's like, what are your drugs? 1178 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,400 What are you guys watching this place for? 1179 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,400 Somebody, they were fine. 1180 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,400 It's the same shit I get all the time there. 1181 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400 Other drugs good? 1182 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,400 Yeah. 1183 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,400 They get you high? 1184 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,400 No, sir. 1185 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,400 You were there at the McDonald's on Roosevelt. 1186 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,400 Oh, okay. 1187 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,400 You were there. 1188 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,400 Okay. 1189 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,400 I mean, Antford called me out of my own pocket. 1190 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,400 But Saturday was weird. 1191 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,400 That one night was like a pack of gay kids, man. 1192 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,400 Weird. 1193 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400 Very weird. 1194 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,400 Very weird. 1195 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:21,400 Man, especially because there's no club or nothing around there. 1196 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,400 Yeah, that's right. 1197 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 It was like, there's a lot around there. 1198 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400 I don't know what they had. 1199 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,400 Yeah. 1200 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,400 Like a ghetto. 1201 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,400 Yeah, but there's not a dance club. 1202 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,400 Actually, you know, you came from fucking K-town. 1203 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,400 I know. 1204 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400 You know, now it's a dope spot over there. 1205 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,400 Right. 1206 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,400 I know. 1207 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,400 K-town. 1208 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,400 That's where Larry used to live. 1209 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,400 Right by my old house. 1210 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400 There was gym shoes hanging over the line. 1211 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,400 Yeah. 1212 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,400 But that was just weird, man. 1213 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,400 That was freaky, man. 1214 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,400 That's all I can say. 1215 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,400 What's that? 1216 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,400 What's freaky? 1217 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,400 The gays. 1218 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,400 The gays. 1219 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,400 The gays. 1220 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400 The gays. 1221 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 The gays. 1222 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400 It was weird, dude. 1223 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,400 It was the strangest thing I've ever seen. 1224 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400 Never again. 1225 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,400 I actually mentioned to the one guy that I knew there. 1226 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,400 The regular dude. 1227 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,400 The regular dude. 1228 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,400 You didn't know what you were talking about. 1229 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,400 Yeah, you didn't know what you were talking about. 1230 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400 Yeah, you didn't know what you were talking about. 1231 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,400 Yeah, I figured. 1232 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,400 I don't know what the fuck happened, man. 1233 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,400 Maybe the cops just cleared everybody out and the kids came out for a change or something 1234 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,400 that night. 1235 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400 I mean, they're all forming different sex now. 1236 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,400 It's not like... 1237 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400 Do a word to get the drugs from, I guess? 1238 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400 No fucking... 1239 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,400 But it was just weird, man. 1240 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,400 Damn it. 1241 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400 I was happy I got my drugs. 1242 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,400 No irony, no pun intended. 1243 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,400 Please, Lord. 1244 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,400 No pun intended. 1245 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,400 Yeah, I'm freaking stoned. 1246 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,400 It was strange. 1247 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400 It's very strange, though. 1248 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:29,400 Man, I was at Madison Pulaski a couple months ago. 1249 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:35,400 We had to do a job down there and it is outrageous, Antforth. 1250 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,400 Outrageous. 1251 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,400 They already have bags of weed. 1252 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,400 Yeah, they wait on the street. 1253 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,400 You know, walking. 1254 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,400 Yeah, on Madison, yeah. 1255 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,400 Yeah, Madison and Pulaski. 1256 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,400 You guys are gonna go ffff... 1257 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,400 Walking. 1258 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,400 No, no, just walking. 1259 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,400 Bags of weed. 1260 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,400 They're shaking them down, yeah. 1261 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,400 Dude, we can get an ounce over there for fucking cheaper than we can get it here. 1262 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,400 It's a real good marijuana, man. 1263 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,400 I never bought it to stop. 1264 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,400 I don't know. 1265 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,400 I never bought any. 1266 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,400 Yeah, and me neither. 1267 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,400 I'm kind of afraid to stop. 1268 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,400 I don't want to get involved with anything else, you know? 1269 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,400 Oh, yeah, you do. 1270 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,400 No, I can't. 1271 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,400 They can't. 1272 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,400 They can't test me all the time. 1273 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400 You want to have fun, right? 1274 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,400 Yeah, I want to have fun. 1275 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,400 Well, shock your dog. 1276 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,400 Let's really shock your doctor. 1277 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,400 It's like, oh, yeah, right. 1278 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,400 You're going like, he's got ketamine, crap. 1279 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,400 I'm feeling fine, Doc. 1280 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,400 What are you talking about? 1281 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,400 Cancer. 1282 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,400 He's got some sort of dog pills. 1283 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400 Yeah. 1284 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,400 He's got deworming pills. 1285 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,400 I can act in. 1286 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,400 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 1287 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,400 I'm not gonna do that. 1288 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,400 I'm not gonna do that. 1289 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,400 I'm not gonna do that. 1290 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,400 I can act in. 1291 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,400 And I've got to do for the horse. 1292 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,400 Yeah. 1293 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,400 This guy's been doing bongs and DMT all weekend. 1294 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400 They think I'm nuts. 1295 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400 You ever do DMT in force? 1296 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,400 I've got ones. 1297 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,400 I didn't like it. 1298 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,400 I didn't even work well for me. 1299 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,400 We're gonna do it up on that next, because I have a DMT pen. 1300 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,400 My boy got it for me, and I want to try it out. 1301 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,400 I just think it's, I don't know, man. 1302 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,400 Ketamine's the way to go, right? 1303 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,400 You ever done ketamine with those? 1304 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400 No, I think I've done ketamine. 1305 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,400 Oh, shit. 1306 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,400 He hasn't really? 1307 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,400 I think we'll open them up. 1308 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,400 Well, I'm sure it's too subtle for Mark to notice, and he would want more, and then 1309 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,400 he'd be overdosed. 1310 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,400 Right. 1311 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,400 I'm sure what happens was he... 1312 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,400 No, if I put it in my pocket, he wouldn't get any more. 1313 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,400 No, no, no. 1314 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,400 I don't need any ketamine. 1315 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,400 He would think he wasn't high. 1316 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,400 Right, I do that. 1317 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,400 He's absolutely right. 1318 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,400 He does need some. 1319 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,400 But he would be high as hell, and he wouldn't know it. 1320 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,400 Yeah, I like that, yes. 1321 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,400 No, but that's when we have to tell him he's high. 1322 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,400 We don't know this. 1323 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,400 This doesn't work, will you? 1324 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,400 One time I actually did that with that shit, Mark. 1325 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,400 Do you see it? 1326 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,400 I don't know. 1327 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,400 Remember when he ate that fucking like, eighth of a... 1328 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400 What did we do there? 1329 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,400 Eighth of mushrooms? 1330 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,400 He was like, I'm not high, bro. 1331 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,400 Yeah, I wasn't high. 1332 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,400 I still... 1333 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,400 You weren't high. 1334 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400 You were high as fuck. 1335 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,400 Well, for a little bit once I was, yeah. 1336 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400 Yeah, you went to fucking Sherry's place, sit down at the fucking fast room. 1337 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400 For a little bit I was high, yes. 1338 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,400 And she's like, he was all wasted. 1339 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,400 And then, it was a day he told us he wasn't high. 1340 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Yeah, maybe. 1341 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,400 I guess it was, bro. 1342 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,400 Yeah, exactly. 1343 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,400 There you go. 1344 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,400 He finally admitted it. 1345 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,400 Oh, the other time when you were... 1346 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,400 I think the pie's here. 1347 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,400 At Caputo's, looking at peppers or something. 1348 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400 He told me... 1349 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,400 He took me a picture going, oh my god, look at the colors on it. 1350 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,400 I'm looking at the peppers for you, man. 1351 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,400 And he looked at the next day, he said, Resonance says, yeah, this shit didn't fucking work. 1352 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,400 Aw, and fart. 1353 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400 That's just what he does. 1354 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400 He's a drug denier. 1355 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400 You know what I mean? 1356 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,400 Yeah, maybe, maybe. 1357 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,400 You are. 1358 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,400 This guy doesn't think he's high yet. 1359 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,400 If it doesn't really really affect me, I don't feel like it was worth it, you know what I'm saying? 1360 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,400 What do you mean if it doesn't affect you? 1361 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,400 How do you know it doesn't affect you? 1362 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,400 You want... 1363 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400 The pizza's here. 1364 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,400 What time is it? 1365 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,400 Time for the pizza. 1366 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,400 No, I know, but how much time we have left? 1367 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,400 But that's fine though. 1368 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,400 If you're gonna deny it for about 20 minutes. 1369 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,400 Yeah, so we're gonna fucking... 1370 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,400 Let's just pause over here. 1371 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,400 Let's just pause over here. 1372 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,400 Taking a short break. 1373 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,400 I'm just saying that I don't feel like it works sometimes, I guess. 1374 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,400 Dude, 30 fucking four bucks for a pizza, dude. 1375 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,400 Do you want some money? 1376 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,400 No, not at all. 1377 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,400 Isn't that crazy, those 30 four bucks for a fucking hard sauce? 1378 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400 Actually, the car... 1379 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Fucking one hand fucking washes the other. 1380 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400 That's amazing. 1381 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Is that what it is, Larry? 1382 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,400 One hand washes the other, or you rub my back and I rub yours? 1383 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,400 Sounds more like you guys are sucking each other's dick in from the other room. 1384 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400 Yeah, kind of, kind of. 1385 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,400 Kind of. 1386 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400 You wanna watch? 1387 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,400 You're great. 1388 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,400 I kind of was just getting a blowjob from my chair. 1389 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1390 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,400 Till you walked in the room. 1391 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,400 It was feeling pretty good, too. 1392 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,400 Fuck. 1393 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,400 Larry just wants to watch this. 1394 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,400 I thought it was the fucking Girl Scout meeting. 1395 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,400 Why is that? 1396 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,400 We're not girls. 1397 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,400 That doesn't make any sense. 1398 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,400 Whatever. 1399 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,400 It's in your jeans. 1400 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400 It's your jeans. 1401 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,400 It's in your jeans. 1402 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400 Fucking Bro Scout meeting. 1403 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:46,400 That's a little bit better. 1404 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,400 And fourth. 1405 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,400 What do you think about Jesus? 1406 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,400 I like Jesus. 1407 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,400 Jesus is good. 1408 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,400 Needles is a big blasphemer. 1409 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,400 Well, yes, I am. 1410 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,400 I say goddamn a lot. 1411 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,400 Well, you shouldn't say that. 1412 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,400 Well, that's where you draw the word. 1413 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,400 You're not really irritating me in South Park. 1414 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,400 All the hell when I hear myself say it. 1415 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,400 Stupid motherfucker. 1416 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,400 That's how you feel about me. 1417 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,400 You can just say it to my face. 1418 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,400 I'm just telling God. 1419 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,400 But some people can't help it. 1420 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,400 Stupid motherfucker. 1421 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,400 Please forgive me. 1422 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,400 Is that a prayer for me? 1423 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,400 Yeah. 1424 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,400 Wow. 1425 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,400 That's amazing. 1426 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,400 Thank you. 1427 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,400 You're praying for me. 1428 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,400 Yes. 1429 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,400 That's awesome. 1430 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,400 I don't want you to go to hell, bro. 1431 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,400 I don't want Mark to go either. 1432 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,400 And he knows you're saying. 1433 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,400 You think you're going to hell, Hanford? 1434 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,400 No. 1435 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,400 No. 1436 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400 Be careful. 1437 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,400 But no, I would hate to say that happened to you. 1438 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,400 I don't understand anyone who was after Paul. 1439 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,400 No, he asked you. 1440 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400 If you were, not if you was. 1441 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400 You think he knows he's going to hell? 1442 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,400 No, I don't know. 1443 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,400 I would hope not. 1444 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,400 I would, you know, try to live a good life and, you know, God. 1445 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,400 Satan's going to cover things for the fire place right now. 1446 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400 Mark, Mark, Mark. 1447 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,400 You know, as far as completing all these sacraments and everything. 1448 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,400 That's what they're using. 1449 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,400 Yeah. 1450 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,400 What are those called? 1451 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,400 The fucking... 1452 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,400 Stoker things. 1453 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,400 Stoker things. 1454 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Little fucking bellows. 1455 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,400 Like a bellow. 1456 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,400 I mean, you know, to follow the path of a saint. 1457 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Because you don't think the way you're going to go to heaven, I don't know if I'm qualified. 1458 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,400 No, that's what I mean. 1459 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,400 Right. 1460 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,400 You know what I mean? 1461 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,400 I'm not saying that. 1462 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,400 No, he just said to follow the path of a saint. 1463 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,400 Well, no, to... 1464 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,400 He just said to go to hell. 1465 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400 No, no. 1466 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,400 The path of hell. 1467 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400 No, I didn't say that. 1468 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,400 It's very good intentions. 1469 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400 Yeah, but no. 1470 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,400 That's not what he's saying. 1471 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,400 No, I didn't say the correlation between them. 1472 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400 Yeah. 1473 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400 I'm not saying that's what's similar. 1474 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400 That you have to be the similarities. 1475 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,400 The synod. 1476 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,600 The completely religious person, you know, the worship to death and just wholeheartedly 1477 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,400 believe in God and nothing else. 1478 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:48,400 You know, to the point of exhaustion, is that what you have to do to go to heaven? 1479 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,400 I mean, is that what we're talking about? 1480 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400 Not at all. 1481 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,400 Not at all. 1482 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,400 Right. 1483 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,400 You know, I would think not. 1484 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,400 It's got that really... 1485 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400 So you have to put... 1486 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,400 One thing you don't give the money is 20 dollars. 1487 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400 You have to say G.D. 1488 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400 Right, of course. 1489 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400 Your name and name. 1490 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,400 But you know what you have to do though? 1491 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400 You got to put 20 dollars in a basket to be holy. 1492 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,400 Yes, there you go. 1493 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,400 That's true. 1494 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,400 You do, no. 1495 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,400 You don't think fucking Big Joe put something in the basket? 1496 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,400 That's exactly what they're talking about. 1497 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,400 You know what, man? 1498 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,400 That doesn't mean that doesn't make you holy. 1499 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,400 No, it doesn't at all. 1500 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,400 That means you just want to give to your church. 1501 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,400 But that's the fucking whole point of the Catholic Church. 1502 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,400 It's a fucking Catholic. 1503 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,400 You're a Catholic. 1504 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400 Any church. 1505 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400 It's a Catholic's church. 1506 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400 Yeah, it's a total pyramid scheme. 1507 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400 Any church is a pyramid scheme. 1508 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,400 They're tax exempt. 1509 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,400 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, tax exempt. 1510 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,400 Put it down. 1511 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,400 You don't know what you're talking about. 1512 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,400 What do you mean? 1513 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,400 I just told you they're tax exempt. 1514 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,400 Yeah, I know they're tax exempt, but you don't know what you're talking about. 1515 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,400 All churches aren't pyramid schemes. 1516 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,400 No, it's not a pyramid scheme. 1517 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,400 Yes, they are. 1518 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400 They all need money. 1519 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,400 They're blasphemy. 1520 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400 The Catholic Church is the most blasphemous church. 1521 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,400 Yeah, Catholic Church is the most blasphemous church. 1522 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,400 Who's that other fanook, the big guy that does a gold steer? 1523 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,400 Oh, yeah, those guys are all evangelists. 1524 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,400 They're not. 1525 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,400 They're nothing you want to follow. 1526 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400 That's their crazy. 1527 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,400 But they're Christian. 1528 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,400 Yeah, they're Christian. 1529 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400 They say they're Christian, believing God. 1530 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,400 Oh, man. 1531 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,400 What are you doing? 1532 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,400 And they believe, you know, but they're out for the money. 1533 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,400 And it's obvious. 1534 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400 They're out for the money. 1535 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400 Yes, it's the same. 1536 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400 There's another guy out there, too. 1537 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400 I mean, you guys want to battle me about fucking Christianity. 1538 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,400 Okay, I want to see it. 1539 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,400 You brought it up, bitch. 1540 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400 I did, but there's a core belief. 1541 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,400 That's not what it's about. 1542 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,400 You don't have to do that. 1543 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400 I don't have to go to church every week. 1544 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,400 Yeah, you don't have to fucking do that. 1545 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,400 And I think that's what they're warning. 1546 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400 I think that's what they're saying in the Bible. 1547 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400 Jesus didn't say go and give money. 1548 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,400 Exactly. 1549 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,400 You don't have to. 1550 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400 You have to believe in God, believe in Jesus. 1551 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,400 He's like, okay, 10 bucks. 1552 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,400 Help the poor. 1553 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,400 You know, you help the poor and shit, but you can't buy your way into heaven. 1554 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400 You know, that's not going to work. 1555 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,400 No, it's not worth anything. 1556 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,400 We all try it. 1557 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,400 You can totally buy your way into heaven. 1558 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,400 No. 1559 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400 No, you can't, dude. 1560 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,400 How do you know? 1561 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,400 You can't buy your way into heaven. 1562 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,400 You can't. 1563 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,400 You can't. 1564 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,400 You can not. 1565 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400 But how do you know that? 1566 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,400 It says it's in the fucking Bible. 1567 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,400 Look at when the fucking pharaohs were buried with their entourage. 1568 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,400 It's easier for us. 1569 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,400 They were going to that heaven. 1570 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,400 They were going to the same heaven that we're talking about. 1571 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,400 God, you get to have that thing, Mark. 1572 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,720 It says right in the Bible, it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle 1573 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:08,400 than for a rich man to pass through the gates of heaven. 1574 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,400 Okay. 1575 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,400 So. 1576 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,400 And you're talking about a book that's farcical and... 1577 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,400 Oh, it's no farce, Mike. 1578 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,400 A dude just wrote. 1579 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,400 Okay. 1580 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,400 Well, you know what? 1581 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,400 No, some dude just in a right desert. 1582 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,400 Yeah, he just wrote it. 1583 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,400 Some dude just wrote a book. 1584 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,400 So now, so now ask yourself, who is going now? 1585 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,400 Yeah, right. 1586 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,400 The story is always dictated by the winners. 1587 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,400 Oh, Michael, Michael, Michael. 1588 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,400 You know what I mean? 1589 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,400 Yeah. 1590 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400 And you've got such a... 1591 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400 Hey, it's needles on here. 1592 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,400 Needles. 1593 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,400 Well, needles. 1594 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,760 But, I mean, what do you believe and what don't you believe? 1595 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760 That's the big thing. 1596 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,400 I don't even mean good and respect, man. 1597 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600 Just being nice and you have to, you know... 1598 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,400 You get out of life what you put into it. 1599 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400 Sure. 1600 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,400 Right? 1601 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,400 You do, yeah. 1602 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,400 You treat people how you want to be. 1603 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,400 It goes around, it comes around. 1604 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,400 You're going to be treated well. 1605 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,400 Right? 1606 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,400 You're going to be treated well. 1607 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,400 I just saw it, dude. 1608 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,320 You're only human at the same time. 1609 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,060 I can't say, I don't know. 1610 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:01,060 I don't know. 1611 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,060 I mean, I... 1612 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,060 Well, you do know. 1613 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:04,060 You're the only one who knows. 1614 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060 You're the only one who knows at the same time. 1615 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:06,060 But he's the only one who knows. 1616 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,060 What? 1617 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,060 He looks like two guys at the same time. 1618 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,020 I've had it once and I don't want to. 1619 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,020 Oh, my God. 1620 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,920 It was in T1 and I needed the money. 1621 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,400 Because they both pay us. 1622 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,400 The video doesn't get leaked, wink, wink. 1623 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,740 You're the only one who fucking, I mean, I believe in something. 1624 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:24,740 I'm spiritual. 1625 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:25,740 I might not believe in something. 1626 00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:26,740 Well, of course, yeah. 1627 00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:27,740 I mean, I do. 1628 00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:28,740 And I do. 1629 00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:29,740 I believe in the higher power to some extent. 1630 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:30,740 You know, in the words of... 1631 00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,740 To some extent. 1632 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:34,740 Well, what extent is that? 1633 00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:38,100 I mean, you don't think that there's... 1634 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,740 Something is controlling out there beyond me. 1635 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,420 Yes, yes, that's true. 1636 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,180 And I can't put my finger on it. 1637 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:45,180 Yeah? 1638 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,180 Well... 1639 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:47,180 Okay. 1640 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,180 You know, we're starting to put everything else in this fucking fire. 1641 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:51,540 The Farsical, the Bible, and Jesus. 1642 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,380 Yeah, those books, they're just books, dude. 1643 00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:55,380 Anybody can write a book. 1644 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,380 Yeah, yeah. 1645 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,380 I mean... 1646 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,380 And Frank wrote a book. 1647 00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,380 Well, yes. 1648 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:00,380 Come on. 1649 00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:03,100 Anybody can write a book, dude. 1650 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,580 Do you have proof about Jesus? 1651 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:06,060 Yes, they do have proof about it. 1652 00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,060 Where? 1653 00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:08,060 They do. 1654 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,580 All over the Middle East there's proof about this. 1655 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,580 It's just a real thing, Mike. 1656 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:11,580 It really is real. 1657 00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:12,580 I understand it's a real thing, but... 1658 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,580 It's the same... 1659 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,580 But can you quote me proof? 1660 00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:16,580 Here's the other thing, in all other countries... 1661 00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:19,020 No, because I'm not a biblical scholar, but... 1662 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:20,020 Aw, you can. 1663 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,020 I can't do that now. 1664 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:22,020 Right, but here's the thing. 1665 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:23,020 My dad could. 1666 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,020 My dad could. 1667 00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:28,460 In a bunch of other countries, all the other countries around this world, the very same 1668 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:32,580 similar stories are told from the whole story. 1669 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,580 Jesus is a man. 1670 00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:34,580 In all these different places. 1671 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:35,580 I hate to tell you... 1672 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,300 So how do they all get the same fucking story? 1673 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,300 Exactly, man. 1674 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,300 He was just a dude. 1675 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:42,260 It's all basically the same story, which is a little different thing, but it's all the 1676 00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,260 same. 1677 00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,260 Somebody... 1678 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,260 Somebody... 1679 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:46,260 People need something to believe in. 1680 00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:47,260 So how could it just be written by some guy, you know? 1681 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:49,100 People need something to believe in. 1682 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,100 Right, exactly. 1683 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,380 Yes, yes, they need something to believe in. 1684 00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:52,380 Yes. 1685 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,380 They're not in their drab life. 1686 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,460 Do you know how bad it was at Bible times? 1687 00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:56,620 How dangerous things were? 1688 00:46:56,620 --> 00:46:58,380 How ruthless people were at each other? 1689 00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,380 Yeah, with the CCDs. 1690 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:00,380 I mean, they were brutal, dude. 1691 00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:01,620 Yes, it was completely brutal. 1692 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,020 God wiped them all out. 1693 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,020 It was so bad. 1694 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,020 Right. 1695 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,020 There was giants eating people and shit. 1696 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,020 It was fucking brutal. 1697 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,020 So, you know... 1698 00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,500 I don't know if your facts are coming from it. 1699 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,500 Yeah, no, that's how it was. 1700 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,500 It was brutal. 1701 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:13,500 Brutal. 1702 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,340 But I mean, where do you get your facts? 1703 00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:16,340 Before the flood, man. 1704 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:17,340 Yeah, it was bad. 1705 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:18,340 Very bad. 1706 00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:22,340 But I mean, how bad was it? 1707 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,340 Raping and killing and just ripping off and yeah, everything. 1708 00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:26,340 It was like breaking shit. 1709 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,340 Everyone for himself, basically. 1710 00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:29,340 There were no social rules, man. 1711 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,340 No, there wasn't. 1712 00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,340 You just wanted to do when you fucking told them. 1713 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:34,860 Yeah, they were fucking and sucking each other off like crazy, believing in anything they 1714 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:35,860 wanted to do, anything they did. 1715 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:36,860 They're like, they're doing something right now. 1716 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:37,860 Yeah, kind of like happening again. 1717 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:38,860 They're just like, what's starting to happen now? 1718 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,860 Yeah, yeah. 1719 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,820 It sounds like Larry's fucking heaven. 1720 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,180 It was very bad. 1721 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,820 It was really, really decrepit and bad. 1722 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,820 I know it's getting sucked off. 1723 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:49,780 But I mean, how bad is it now compared to back then? 1724 00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:50,780 It's getting that way. 1725 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:51,780 It's getting that way again. 1726 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:52,780 It's like suddenly before. 1727 00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:56,740 Back then there was maybe less people, so more of it, the concentration was doing it. 1728 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:59,380 So it was like the whole world was into this awful shit. 1729 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:00,380 Yeah. 1730 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:04,180 Now you've got enough good people to kind of balance it out, but still it's happening 1731 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:08,340 and it's bad because it's getting on the popular way and you know how shit goes. 1732 00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:11,620 I don't think that there's a lot of good people in this world, man. 1733 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:12,620 There's even a time frame. 1734 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:14,220 Dude, they got a time frame. 1735 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:15,220 For what? 1736 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:16,220 Just timed out. 1737 00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:17,220 Everything. 1738 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:18,220 It's timed out. 1739 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,220 It's going right on time too. 1740 00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,220 To the Bible. 1741 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,220 What schedule? 1742 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:22,220 The end of the world and shit. 1743 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:23,220 No. 1744 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:24,220 Yes. 1745 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,220 It's on a fucking time frame, dude. 1746 00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:26,220 Time's running out. 1747 00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:27,220 We're on a time frame. 1748 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:28,220 We're on a time frame. 1749 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:30,220 Time frame of our life. 1750 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,220 3,000 years or something. 1751 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:34,220 Something about 3,000 years coming up soon. 1752 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:37,220 Dude, you guys are hanging out with Kiki, haven't you? 1753 00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:38,220 Yeah. 1754 00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:39,220 But the time frame is what? 1755 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,220 What's it going to be? 1756 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,220 I don't know though. 1757 00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:42,460 I don't know, Mike, the whole details of it. 1758 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,460 But something's happening soon. 1759 00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:44,460 What do you think's going to happen? 1760 00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:46,220 The end of the world is going to start. 1761 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:47,220 Why? 1762 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:48,220 Why would the end of the world start? 1763 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:49,220 It is a starting, dude. 1764 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,940 Listen, I'm going to tell you right now. 1765 00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:52,940 If the end of the world starts, I'm going to kill myself. 1766 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:53,940 I don't talk to that. 1767 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:54,940 Yeah, what are you going to do? 1768 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:55,940 You want to be a slave? 1769 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:58,940 If you kill yourself, I'm going to go right to hell, man. 1770 00:48:58,940 --> 00:48:59,940 You don't have to. 1771 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,460 It's been a long time before. 1772 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,460 Thank God. 1773 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,460 Oh, man. 1774 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,460 What am I going to do? 1775 00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:05,460 That could be the name of your tombstone. 1776 00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:06,460 I want to be a fucking zombie. 1777 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,460 I mean, it could be bad, but no. 1778 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,460 I mean, it could be like one of those things. 1779 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:17,900 We're all, you know, pocked up at the end and, you know, we'll be long gone before it 1780 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:19,580 gets seriously, seriously bad. 1781 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:20,580 But I mean, how bad is it going to get? 1782 00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:21,580 It's going to start, dude. 1783 00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,580 It's going to start. 1784 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:23,580 It's starting already. 1785 00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,580 It's starting already. 1786 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,580 How bad can it get? 1787 00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:26,580 You don't think the Fed is going to get? 1788 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,580 If you're bad, dude, it's going to get really bad. 1789 00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:28,580 It's going to be no, no, it'll be different. 1790 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:29,580 How bad is it going to be? 1791 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,700 Either it's going to be martial law or no law. 1792 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700 I mean, you know. 1793 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:34,500 I mean, what would you rather have? 1794 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,500 Yeah, I don't know. 1795 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:36,500 I don't know. 1796 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,940 I mean, you don't think the government's going to step in and be like, you know, right? 1797 00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:41,260 And that's going to suck and shut you the fuck up. 1798 00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:42,260 Right. 1799 00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:45,220 But not having any law is going to suck too, because it's just not safe, you know. 1800 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:46,220 What's not safe? 1801 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:47,220 Oh, stop it, man. 1802 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,220 Just stop. 1803 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:49,780 No, I'm just saying, what's not safe? 1804 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:50,780 The streets? 1805 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:51,940 Not having any law, right? 1806 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:54,220 You know, if no one's being patrolled or watched, you know. 1807 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,340 That's good, it's martial law, technically, but that's not going to happen, unfortunately. 1808 00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,340 It's going to happen. 1809 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:00,060 Mark, it's like being with the mad hatter. 1810 00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:01,060 Yeah, it's just impossible. 1811 00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:02,820 I say it all the time. 1812 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:04,380 There is going to be martial law, Mike. 1813 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,380 There is. 1814 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,380 There will be. 1815 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:07,380 There will be. 1816 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:08,380 There's going to be a way. 1817 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:09,380 Yes, it's going to happen. 1818 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:10,380 It will happen soon. 1819 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,380 There's literally a fucking National Guard armory a mile away from my house. 1820 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:13,380 Right. 1821 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,380 Yeah, yeah. 1822 00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:15,380 There's martial law. 1823 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,380 What are you doing? 1824 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,380 You're going to see him soldier us? 1825 00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,380 They would bring the tanks out. 1826 00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:19,380 Yes, they will. 1827 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:20,380 And they would just run and they will. 1828 00:50:20,380 --> 00:50:21,380 No, they don't do that, Mike. 1829 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:22,380 They don't just run people. 1830 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:23,380 What do you mean Tiananmen Square? 1831 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,380 Martial law. 1832 00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:25,380 We're not China. 1833 00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:26,380 We're not China. 1834 00:50:26,380 --> 00:50:27,380 They're not going to turn you into a march. 1835 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:28,380 They will. 1836 00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:29,380 They will. 1837 00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:30,380 If you stand in their way, they will. 1838 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,380 Sure, if you're in their way, maybe, but yeah. 1839 00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:36,380 We are a good comparison. 1840 00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:37,380 We are like China. 1841 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:38,380 We're just like China. 1842 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,380 He just said that we wouldn't have more. 1843 00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:40,380 No, it's bad. 1844 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,380 Okay, fine. 1845 00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,380 You're right. 1846 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:43,380 They're going to be running them over when their tanks. 1847 00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:44,380 Great. 1848 00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,380 There you go. 1849 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,380 Again. 1850 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,380 What are we saying? 1851 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,380 Well, I mean, yes, what's going to happen right? 1852 00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,380 Sure. 1853 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,380 What are you going to do? 1854 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,380 You can't. 1855 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:52,380 Mike, I'm telling you, that's going to happen. 1856 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:53,380 There's going to be martial fucking law within the next, oh, I'll give it six years. 1857 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:54,380 Six years? 1858 00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:55,380 Six years. 1859 00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:56,380 Well, probably have a martial law of some kind. 1860 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,380 I respect that. 1861 00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:58,380 Hey, welcome to the. 1862 00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,380 Yeah, very generous. 1863 00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:00,380 Very generous. 1864 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:01,380 I hope you're wrong. 1865 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:02,380 Yeah, I hope so too. 1866 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,380 But it will be. 1867 00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:04,380 That's what we're going to do. 1868 00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:05,380 Fighting is going to be out of the presidency. 1869 00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:06,380 Uh-huh. 1870 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,380 Right. 1871 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,380 So we're going to have to elect somebody else. 1872 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:10,380 Maybe Hunter will be in there. 1873 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,380 Dude, he's already so old. 1874 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,380 And Larry's police stop. 1875 00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:13,380 Dude, he's so old. 1876 00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:16,380 Dude, they're going to have the whole thing locked up like that. 1877 00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:17,380 Yes, yes, yes. 1878 00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,380 It's like Putin where he's going to be the president for life. 1879 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:21,380 Just like Xi. 1880 00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:22,380 Just like Xi. 1881 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,380 Right. 1882 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,380 Just like it says in the Bible. 1883 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,380 The fucking guy from China, man. 1884 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:27,380 Right. 1885 00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:28,380 He took over. 1886 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,380 President until he's fucking dead. 1887 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:30,380 Yeah. 1888 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,380 He's in charge until he dies. 1889 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,380 Paul. 1890 00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,380 Just like the fucking kid from North Korea. 1891 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,380 Hot. 1892 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:37,380 Right. 1893 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:38,380 Just like all them guys. 1894 00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:39,380 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, 1895 00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:40,380 the North Korean guy. 1896 00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,380 Chimyeong-hoon. 1897 00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:42,380 Shit, man. 1898 00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:43,380 Chimyeong-hoon. 1899 00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,380 He's fucking. 1900 00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:46,380 Oh, the fucking North Korean dude. 1901 00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,380 Yeah. 1902 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:49,380 You know what's dope about that guy? 1903 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,380 Man, he looks like a fat, can he be? 1904 00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:52,380 Kim Jong-un. 1905 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:53,380 Yeah, I want to see him. 1906 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:54,380 Wait, now check this out. 1907 00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,380 His sister is a little cutie. 1908 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,380 Yeah, I'd like to fucking fuck that little porker. 1909 00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:59,380 The ruthless. 1910 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:01,380 You want to do some kimchi and her little. 1911 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:03,380 I like some fucking little. 1912 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:04,380 Yeah. 1913 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,380 Hey, anyways. 1914 00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:06,380 Do you want me to sell them? 1915 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,380 Yeah. 1916 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:08,380 Sashimi. 1917 00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:09,380 So what? 1918 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:10,380 Sashimi. 1919 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:11,380 Sashimi. 1920 00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:15,380 So here's what Kim Jong-un does though. 1921 00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:19,380 When he goes golfing, he makes everybody that's with him, including his caddies, turn 1922 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:20,380 their back. 1923 00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:21,380 Turn around. 1924 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:22,380 Yeah. 1925 00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,380 Turn around. 1926 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:24,380 Really, he takes a shot. 1927 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,380 Like a magic trick. 1928 00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:28,380 He's the only one and then they all clap and then he goes to the next song. 1929 00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,380 Yeah, he's gonna get killed. 1930 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:30,380 Right. 1931 00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:31,380 And so every time he's fucking golfing. 1932 00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:32,380 Perfect game. 1933 00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:33,380 He's a perfect game. 1934 00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:34,380 Perfect hole every time. 1935 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:35,380 Yeah, he goes to 18. 1936 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:37,380 Nice shot, Kim Jong-un. 1937 00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:39,380 When he goes to nine holes. 1938 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,380 Yeah, he goes to nine. 1939 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:42,380 That's what they call you in boy's time. 1940 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:43,380 Every rice he eats. 1941 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,380 Dude, every grain of rice he eats is inspected. 1942 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,380 Before he gets it, the grains of rice. 1943 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:49,380 Each grain is inspected. 1944 00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,380 It's the perfect grain of rice. 1945 00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,380 Every grain of rice he has is inspected. 1946 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,380 Dude, he gets no bad rice. 1947 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,380 No, it's not. 1948 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,380 It's the perfect rice. 1949 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:57,380 Every one of them. 1950 00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,380 I know. 1951 00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:59,380 I know. 1952 00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:00,380 It would be great. 1953 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,380 To poison them. 1954 00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:02,380 He's snuck us over there. 1955 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,380 You're not gonna poison them. 1956 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:04,380 They ain't gonna near them, man. 1957 00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:06,380 You know what the problem is, we could take him out. 1958 00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:07,380 I would not want to take him out. 1959 00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:08,380 I think he's a cute little guy. 1960 00:53:08,380 --> 00:53:11,380 No, we could take him out as a country, not as a team. 1961 00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:12,380 We're not as a team. 1962 00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:13,380 You look like a little common bear. 1963 00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:14,380 You know what? 1964 00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:15,380 We're the D team. 1965 00:53:15,380 --> 00:53:16,380 Us three, not the eight. 1966 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:17,380 Well, that's what has to happen. 1967 00:53:17,380 --> 00:53:18,380 Dude, I'm afraid. 1968 00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:19,380 I think maybe. 1969 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:20,380 Dude, dude, dude. 1970 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:25,380 Trump, take it back in, he probably should take over a few places or do some things. 1971 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,380 You know what I mean? 1972 00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:27,380 Yeah. 1973 00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:29,380 Take control of the fucking world, literally that. 1974 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,380 Yeah. 1975 00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,380 Yeah, him too. 1976 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,380 Trump's gone. 1977 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,380 Yeah. 1978 00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:36,780 All those fuckers calmed down, man. 1979 00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:38,380 But they were calmed down when he was in office. 1980 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,380 Remember? 1981 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,380 Yeah, they were okay. 1982 00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:42,380 250 for a gallon, I guess. 1983 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,380 Right. 1984 00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:44,380 That was great, dude. 1985 00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:45,380 It's $4 today again. 1986 00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:46,380 It's ridiculous. 1987 00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:47,380 It is. 1988 00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:48,380 It's ridiculous. 1989 00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:50,380 I was in the country until Joe Biden became president. 1990 00:53:50,380 --> 00:53:52,380 I was going to drive around the country. 1991 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:53,380 That's what I was going to do. 1992 00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:56,380 I could have done it too until Joe Biden became the president. 1993 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:58,380 That is sour shit, man. 1994 00:53:58,380 --> 00:53:59,380 Yeah. 1995 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:01,380 The day he became the president, I knew I was never going to drive around the country. 1996 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:02,380 Why? 1997 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:05,380 And then the day he stopped the oil production, I knew for sure I was never going to drive 1998 00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:06,380 around the fucking country. 1999 00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:08,380 The very last time for no cause I'd be fine. 2000 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,380 That's what I wanted to do, too, man. 2001 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:12,380 You know, I was going to get my fucking money. 2002 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,380 I don't work anymore. 2003 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,380 I'm going to have a bunch of money. 2004 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:15,380 I could drive around the country. 2005 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:17,380 But the gas is too expensive, man. 2006 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,380 Pick up two guys from Florida. 2007 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,380 No, no. 2008 00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:23,380 I wanted to get like 13 old prostitutes and Kentucky Taco Bells. 2009 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:24,380 Man. 2010 00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,380 At Kentucky Taco Bells. 2011 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:28,380 Fucking antivores. 2012 00:54:28,380 --> 00:54:31,380 It's coming out of my field. 2013 00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,380 You see him in a Taco Bell, you know. 2014 00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:35,380 See him in a Taco Bell, which is even more. 2015 00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:36,380 On the highway. 2016 00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:37,380 You're on the highway. 2017 00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,380 You're in your Waffle House. 2018 00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:42,380 He's like, oh, I just happenstance later. 2019 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:44,380 Had a little shower in the girls room. 2020 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:45,380 There you go. 2021 00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,380 I'm not using the girls locker room. 2022 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:48,380 What are you doing? 2023 00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:49,380 No, no, they've showered the same. 2024 00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:56,380 He's just got his head buried in their fucking laundry bag. 2025 00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:00,380 It's like all the girls teams are underwear bags. 2026 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,380 Of course, I'm kidding you. 2027 00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:04,380 I know we all know you're kidding you're a fourth. 2028 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,380 You don't have to fucking say it. 2029 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,380 Yeah, yeah, sure. 2030 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:07,380 You're kidding, buddy. 2031 00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:12,380 Little Dr. Sniffums over here. 2032 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:13,380 I'm going to get a tucky. 2033 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:16,380 You know, you guys, you know all this shit I said also about like, 2034 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,380 you got to fucking groupies and shit. 2035 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:20,380 I was just kidding too. 2036 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:24,380 Man, you're forth your hilarious. 2037 00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:26,380 Very funny. 2038 00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:28,380 All right. 2039 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:29,380 No, we're not. 2040 00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:30,380 We want to. 2041 00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:35,380 All right, well then pass the J mother fucker. 2042 00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:37,380 Oh, I don't even live. 2043 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,380 No, no, you're fine, Mark. 2044 00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:40,380 No, no, you're fine. 2045 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,380 Talk to the needles. 2046 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:43,380 That's fine. 2047 00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:46,380 So then what do they say when you were next chemo? 2048 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,380 No, I don't like chemo for a while now. 2049 00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:55,380 I get to scan thing and then he going to talk to Dr. Bish about doing another stem cell treatment. 2050 00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:58,380 So what they want to treat you because you're on a lot of methadone? 2051 00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,380 No, no, no. 2052 00:55:59,380 --> 00:56:00,380 I don't know. 2053 00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,380 The whole drug thing is who knows. 2054 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:02,380 I just could have visited the guy. 2055 00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:08,380 I'm not going to get high while I'm having treatment, but I don't see doing dope. 2056 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:09,380 You still doing street dope? 2057 00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:10,380 Yeah, exactly. 2058 00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:12,380 They're giving me all the fine drugs. 2059 00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:14,380 Man, this stuff ain't good for your brother. 2060 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,380 I don't do it, Mike. 2061 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,380 I don't do it. 2062 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:18,380 As he drinks premium skull. 2063 00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:19,380 Yeah, really? 2064 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:20,380 All right. 2065 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:22,380 Thank you for tuning in, everybody. 2066 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:26,380 And this was the Larry and Neal show with our special guest, Mark. 2067 00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:27,380 Hey, thank you. 2068 00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:28,380 You're welcome, buddy. 2069 00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:29,380 That was great. 2070 00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:31,380 Thanks a lot, pal. 2071 00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:32,380 Thanks, needles. 2072 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,380 Actually not bad, buddy. 2073 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:35,380 Thanks. 2074 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:36,380 Excellent. 2075 00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:37,380 Very good. 2076 00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:38,380 Fuck off. 2077 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:40,380 Man, skulls got some flavor. 2078 00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:41,380 You know what else is nice? 2079 00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:42,380 They have traded the Walgreens. 2080 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:43,380 They got Klausens, vodka. 2081 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,380 If you had that at Walgreens, the Klausens, it's good. 2082 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:48,380 A little bigger bottle, too, for six bucks. 2083 00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:49,380 It's cheaper. 2084 00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:50,380 You get a lot more. 2085 00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:51,380 Yeah, I don't need that much alcohol. 2086 00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:52,380 Right, but it's good that Klausens. 2087 00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,380 I do need that much alcohol, but... 2088 00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,380 I like the Klausens. 2089 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,380 It's better than skulls. 2090 00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:57,380 It's got flavor, but smoother than skull. 2091 00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:58,380 And fourth, I just... 2092 00:56:58,380 --> 00:56:59,380 I mean... 2093 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:09,380 Let me in the show.