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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles.

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You want a water?

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Yes.

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You're so serious.

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The studio has a budget.

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I'll sit on the stool.

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I'm used to it.

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No, I have a drink.

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I have a big drink.

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I'm going to get it.

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I'll get it.

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We'll get it, man.

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I'm rolling.

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You're rolling, huh?

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You see me rolling.

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You want a water?

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Me?

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Yeah, I should probably have one.

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I got one.

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Nice.

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Man, did you hear the fucking intro he made to the podcast?

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It's amazing, isn't it?

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I like it.

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Theramen, a fucking steel guitar.

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The ukulele.

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Lord have mercy.

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There we are.

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All right, so is that my mic then?

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Yeah, that guy.

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Okay, we got to do my check.

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You should get a little closer to that though, maybe.

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Do we have to do a mic check?

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Or we could play it more at you.

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Yeah, do you want to go do...

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How about me?

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No, we're good.

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I'm good though, right?

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You're good, Simbo.

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Yeah, you're good.

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Yeah, this thing is...

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Are we hot right now?

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Yes.

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Oh, shit.

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All right, here we are, everybody.

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How are you motherfuckers doing?

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Needles is fucked up on Kedemy.

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I got my good buddy Bobby here today, Bobby Brocco.

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Hey, Steamboat.

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Hey, Steamboat.

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How you doing, Steamboat?

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Oh, doing good today.

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Well, we had to do some backup tracks on Larry's shit today.

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Yeah, we just did some gang vocals on the catechronic tracks.

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Needles on the gang vocals.

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25% I should get from that.

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I should get my lawyer involved in this.

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I mean, I came up with the name and you fucked her and just keep on the skin of the ass.

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I know.

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But that's all right though.

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Do you need an old keyboard or anything?

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I mean, I would love to play the key guitar.

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What is that?

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The, you know, like anything.

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The key guitar.

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Yeah, the key guitar.

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There we go.

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Joey had one.

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I had one of those.

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And Amber, who's Amber?

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I'm an old bass player.

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Old bass player.

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My old girlfriend, Sponge off of me.

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You don't have that, Sponge off of me.

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I believe you're not.

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I was the sugar daddy.

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Yeah, I can say it.

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I did talk to fucking Sponge off of Sugar Baby.

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No, you're not the sugar daddy.

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I know, I know.

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You haven't progressed to that level.

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So I went downtown the other day and I saw a comedian, Mark Norman.

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He's a very famous comedian, which is very good.

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And it was very funny.

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And so we go to this bar downtown and it's so weird how the ladies dress right now, shall

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Why, what was going on?

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What happened?

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No, well, I mean, it was slutty at all.

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No sluttiness?

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No, not at all.

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Everybody's wearing mom jeans.

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Really?

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Well, I think that's because everybody's not.

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No, I'm not.

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Nobody's in...

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Nobody's in mom jeans.

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Does he really?

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Yeah, sure.

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Sure.

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And fucking Big Mike wears the pants.

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Ah, man.

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Big Mike.

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Big Mike, yeah.

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Michelle Obama is fucking tranny.

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That's what they call Big Mike.

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You're nicknamed.

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No, no, that's what actually people call her on the internet.

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This is those people trying to make those bulge pictures, remember?

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Look at Michelle Obama's...

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We've tried, we've tried, right?

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Yeah, you know, he's got a huge...

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This guy's zoom in a little bit.

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Yeah, this guy's fucking too...

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It's a lady nut shot.

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Big Mike has a great cock.

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Who?

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Big Mike.

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Michelle.

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Michelle Obama.

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I mean, he can't call her Big Mike anymore.

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It's the same with Michelle Obama.

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I mean, we're going to get already blocked from YouTube.

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You know what's fucking funny is my mother fucking can't stand her?

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My mom hates her.

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Shout out to him.

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And her birthday is the same day as my mom's.

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Oh, man.

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But at the same time, right?

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Does it matter?

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No, it's just funny.

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Why is that?

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Because it bothers my mom a little bit.

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She fucking can't stand that bitch.

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The irony.

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I mean, why do people really care about that still?

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Oh, no, nobody does.

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Yeah, they do.

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They still try to make sure...

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She didn't mention it this year.

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It was just her birthday a little back.

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No, I'm saying they're trying to make Michelle Obama to be a man.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Because she is.

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Does she really?

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She gave birth to kids.

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That's a good sense.

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There's no pictures of her pregnant.

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No, they adopted her.

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There's not one picture.

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In fact, the parents of those kids, whatever their Malacca and Cucaca or whatever the fuck their names are.

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They're blue.

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Why?

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It's a joke, Larry.

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Anyways, the parents of those kids came forward and they're like, hey, we want our fucking money, you all.

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It's for those children you never paid for.

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What?

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They fucking even stiffed the fucking...

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Yeah, Larry just goes into the shit steam mode.

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All of a sudden, he's like, give us money for our children.

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They stiffed the fucking parents, man.

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Who did?

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Who are these people?

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Barry Hussain and fucking Big Mike.

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Barry Hussain?

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Who did you just meet there?

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Hussain.

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The non-American.

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Rock Hussain.

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That's an easy way to go.

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They're non-American.

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His skin is darker.

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I know, it ain't because of that, man.

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It's because he was born in a different country.

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Oh, even worse.

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You just want to keep everybody out, Larry, right?

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No, man.

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I love everybody.

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I love everybody.

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I do.

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I love everybody.

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How would Larry build a wall?

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What would you do?

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I don't want to build no wall.

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What would you do to make the border safe, Larry?

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Oh, shit, man.

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Oh, shit, man.

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I don't know.

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That's a good one.

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Well, maybe finish up the wall, then.

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Well, I mean, steamboat.

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It would be one start, and then you need some heavily armed motherfuckers.

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Oh, so somebody has guarded.

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Well, yeah, sure.

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It's got to be steamboat.

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And then, you know.

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I don't know.

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Greatest guest ever.

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I never had to deal with it in a close proximity.

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I'm not asking you.

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This is hypothetical.

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Come on, man.

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But you got to close it off to some of the...

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Would you electrify it?

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No, you don't want to hurt people.

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What do you mean you don't want to hurt people?

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You got to come over and hurt people.

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You got to qualify.

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Well, yeah, but there's also people that are innocent trying to get over.

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You don't want to hurt a person.

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You got to weed them out, man.

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This Darwinism.

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Darwinism.

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Thin-herd, brother.

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What does that mean?

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I mean, would you fuck...

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How much voltage are we putting on this motherfucker Darwinism?

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I know an electrician.

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He might be able to...

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Well, if anybody's getting known.

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I mean, do you want shock or do you want shock?

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You know what I mean?

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What, like an arm blown off?

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No, you don't want that.

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I mean, wouldn't you get electric?

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Or do you want to die?

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I mean, there's no ifs ands or buts.

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Damn, I thought it would take quicker, but I guess it took a minute or two.

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There's he guy pissing on electric fans?

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Yeah, Frenchy did that.

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Yeah, I was just gonna say that.

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Did Frenchy do that?

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Yeah, well, isn't there a video of it?

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Yeah, there was video.

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We were fucking running.

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He pissed on an electric fan for like a 30 pack.

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R.I.P. Frenchy.

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But at the same time...

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Could it go back up stream in the Zaxx?

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Yeah, you scream and shit on a video.

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It's like, ah!

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Yeah, it goes right to the source, man.

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Oh, it's funny.

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Holy shit.

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I mean, you're grounded and you're creating another current.

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Right, you're...

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The electricity don't care which direction the piss is traveling in.

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Yeah, it's making condom.

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It's gonna go fucking conduct, man.

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Electricity is the only thing that's not racist.

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I don't care.

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Who doesn't care?

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What color are you?

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You're saying you're racist, needles?

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Huh?

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You're saying you're racist?

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Who's racist?

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I've never heard of this country.

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You said you were the only...

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Your racist is in a new country.

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Queen racism.

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I know a bunch of guys that wear boots with red sleet.

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Is that the one who lived there?

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Oh, man.

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That's right.

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Can I get off that there?

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This was the forbidden joint.

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Well, there's more.

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I was to leave on...

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All right, you know what?

280
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I'll make a fucking joint.

281
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Come on, you can't talk.

282
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You can't break the middle while we're talking.

283
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Yeah, I can.

284
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Jesus, man.

285
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I can make a joint and talk, man.

286
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I'm an expert.

287
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Look at you.

288
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000
Muck and Bobby can talk a little bit.

289
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Yeah, you know, sure.

290
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Talk about, I don't know, his club membership at the manhole or something.

291
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000
His platinum membership.

292
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000
VIP stans.

293
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Platinum is the highest, baby.

294
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000
Platinum.

295
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000
Platinum.

296
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000
He has to look at all the glory holes before.

297
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With a flashlight.

298
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Yeah, you're an inspector.

299
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Glory hole inspector.

300
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Looks good to me.

301
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Okay, friends.

302
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I love it.

303
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:07,000
Bobby's a fucking...

304
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000
A virtuoso.

305
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000
Yeah, a virtuoso musician.

306
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000
But also...

307
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But he's also an ex-dude.

308
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:21,000
He's not only a ex-dude, but he's also an expert at piping and fucking filters and such.

309
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,000
He sells them to the Shad Aquarium and whatnot.

310
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We don't have to bleep that out.

311
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000
We don't even want to say anything bad.

312
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000
It's a Chicago fucking iconic landmark.

313
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It's not a lie.

314
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The best story is when he took you, when did he take you to go see the penguins?

315
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No, no, no.

316
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000
I didn't work with the freaking penguins.

317
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000
Yeah, but didn't he take you somewhere?

318
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000
We were at Brookfield Zoo and I got in trouble for...

319
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000
I was behind the scenes acting like I belonged at this instruction site.

320
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000
He shows up in...

321
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It's the instruction site of the network.

322
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000
Everybody's...

323
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000
Who's he?

324
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000
Why don't you have boot time?

325
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000
Because he shows up in Keds.

326
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000
Yeah, look at this guy.

327
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000
He's a fucking...

328
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000
I know.

329
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000
Like Johnny Ramone.

330
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000
He shows up in Keds.

331
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,000
I bring Johnny Ramone to work on this technical problem.

332
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:17,000
Where are the kids at?

333
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000
I told the guy.

334
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:25,000
And we're right, I don't know how, but we want to right in front of the fucking job supervisor.

335
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000
Yeah, and you got Larry.

336
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000
Yeah, he's a fucking...

337
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000
He stinks like weed.

338
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000
He might have just got high, too.

339
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000
I told him he was a college student.

340
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000
Yeah.

341
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000
He's full-time.

342
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000
I have to take the same turn in.

343
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,000
He has to learn how to work this equipment.

344
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
He's Albanian.

345
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000
But here's the funniest thing.

346
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000
I do not know of your toes made of steel.

347
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000
What is that?

348
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,000
The funniest thing is they were trying to figure something out and there was these dials that were fucked up.

349
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000
And I even made a suggestion that made sense.

350
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000
And the guy's like, that might be the reason.

351
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
That might be the reason.

352
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
And I'm like, holy shit.

353
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
She's a cork.

354
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000
And then two seconds later, the guy's like, hey, where's your fucking steel toes, man?

355
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000
You know better than that.

356
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000
What's wrong with you?

357
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000
And Robert's fucking...

358
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
Yelling at me.

359
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000
He fucking throws me right under the bus.

360
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Yeah, I just picked that college kid up by the entrance.

361
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000
Jesus.

362
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000
That's what he said.

363
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000
That's even worse, man.

364
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
I took responsibility.

365
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Can't it be sex stuff for you, Indus D?

366
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
I just picked this college.

367
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
I guess you did.

368
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000
He was lucky behind the penguin.

369
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000
This guy said he was coming back here, you know?

370
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,000
And so I just gave him a ride back here.

371
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
I don't know this guy.

372
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't know this guy.

373
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
I don't know this guy.

374
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Was it dope Larry?

375
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
It was fun.

376
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000
No, I wasn't doped up.

377
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
I was fucking straight that day.

378
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Yeah, I don't know about that.

379
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
No, I was.

380
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000
Yeah, he didn't smoke any weed.

381
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
We were smoking weed.

382
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000
I thought you meant dope.

383
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
No.

384
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000
I mean, you don't want your hands to blow up.

385
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Steamboat's taking you to his job.

386
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000
That's the best.

387
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Take your retarded friend to work.

388
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Yeah, your retarded friend.

389
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000
I mean, if this was your kid, look at this guy.

390
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000
That would be funny if you were here.

391
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
I had him when I was 10.

392
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
Yeah, and he played Larry's.

393
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000
He was cool though, man.

394
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000
You got to go to the fucking zoo.

395
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Hey, did you set the timer?

396
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Yeah, it was Bear and Wolf.

397
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
No, I didn't.

398
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
Oh, shit.

399
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
We'll roll.

400
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
We'll roll.

401
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
I'll take a look at it.

402
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000
What was that, though?

403
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000
What'd you say, Steamboat?

404
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
That was Bear and Wolf.

405
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Bear and Wolf what?

406
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000
Exhibit.

407
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
Well, explain.

408
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000
They just can't fucking...

409
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:57,000
So the Bear and Wolf exhibit's going to have a huge little pond or something like that

410
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000
for the bears to jump in and bathe in.

411
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000
What kind of bears?

412
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Polar bears?

413
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Brown bears.

414
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
Polar bears are my favorite animal.

415
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
They're real, real cool.

416
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
They fucking rock.

417
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Remember when they used to have kegs at Brookfield Zoo?

418
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Yeah.

419
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000
They put the kegs in the water and the polar bears were banging it.

420
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000
I was like, ah, it's just like a family party.

421
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
Okay, so get back to your Bear and Wolf.

422
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000
The water gets real effed up with hair and oil and...

423
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Fucked up.

424
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
You can say fucked up.

425
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Jesus, man.

426
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Yeah, it'll get pussy, man.

427
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
But yeah, it gets all fucked up.

428
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:32,000
So you got to filter it a couple different ways and see it because they're real sensitive

429
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
to it, too.

430
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
Who is the bear's dad?

431
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
The bear is dad.

432
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
They're used to real...

433
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
The bears are the water.

434
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
The pH balance needs to be...

435
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Good for the bears.

436
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
I don't know what the fuck.

437
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
The bears shed a lot of shit.

438
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
They shed a lot of shit.

439
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000
So you got to filter that shit out and re-circuit and re-plend the shit all the time.

440
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
And it keeps on fucking circulating.

441
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Well, I mean, listen.

442
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000
It's a fucking animal in a cage, first of all.

443
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
You know what I mean?

444
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
They're not supposed to be there.

445
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Yeah, they're definitely not supposed to be there.

446
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
But at the same time...

447
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
They fucking chew in a camp and they're fucking head off somewhere.

448
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Now they said they fucking steamboat and Larry.

449
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
I'm not even right.

450
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:14,000
They fucking make the filter filtration for these wild animals.

451
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Hey, they work.

452
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Yeah, oh, they work.

453
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000
They would be horrible if they didn't.

454
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
I mean, kind of insurance you think you have to have.

455
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
What they did was they cooked up the sensor.

456
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
They powered up the sensor.

457
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Somebody powered up the sensor prematurely and the line was dry.

458
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
And the sensor jammed.

459
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
It sounds like a sex story.

460
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
It was just a sex movie.

461
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Sex movie.

462
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000
It was like, oh, they prematurely set the pump on.

463
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
So they rawdog.

464
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
They rawdog the sensor.

465
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
There we go.

466
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Now, Stephen, he just turned it into a fucking tax rate.

467
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Right.

468
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000
So they rawdog in the sensor drive.

469
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
They fucking think he's hilarious.

470
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000
It's like the female connector and gag balled it.

471
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Yeah, there we go.

472
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
This fucking...

473
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Plugged up that end and we were a good big goal.

474
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Plugged up that exit chute.

475
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:09,000
But that shit's silly though.

476
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,000
I mean, you two fucking Phenox going in there and the guy calling out Larry after he gives

477
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
a suggestion.

478
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
That was the good part.

479
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
What was the good part?

480
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
We figured out.

481
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
We figured out the problem.

482
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
You figured out the problem.

483
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
I did.

484
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000
I made the suggestion that fucking fix the whole scenario.

485
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I don't know about that.

486
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Yes, Bobby.

487
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
He did.

488
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
It was like, maybe it was something, you know.

489
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm not as dumb as I look.

490
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
We look backwards.

491
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
We should start a poll on that.

492
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
The suggestion.

493
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
I got a poll right here.

494
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Right, I got your poll.

495
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Uh-oh, Steamboat's getting fired up over there.

496
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
He heard poll.

497
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
Yes, keep going, Steamboat.

498
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
I think about the baby.

499
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
How?

500
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Sometimes.

501
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
I mean, that's a weird statement.

502
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
No, but...

503
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Yes, I know who you mean, the baby.

504
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Why do you think about the baby?

505
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Because that's what he would call me.

506
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Huh?

507
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
He would either call me that or Jeralse.

508
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Jeralse.

509
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Jeralse.

510
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Oh, we need to have Jay on.

511
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
That's what we need to do.

512
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
But yeah, the baby, whatever.

513
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
The baby's a baby.

514
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
This fucking baby's the one.

515
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
This is the one.

516
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
You need to fight.

517
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
You broke it.

518
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
It's a good thing we don't have to do any dabs.

519
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
You knocked it down when we were in the other room.

520
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Oh, it'd be quiet.

521
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Come on.

522
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
I just had some dabs.

523
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
You just had some dabs?

524
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Do you have dabs?

525
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Tell me that lighter, Snyder.

526
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
We should do a dab.

527
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
That's what we want.

528
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Is that what you want?

529
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
Thanks, Mark.

530
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Look at that.

531
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Nice catch.

532
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
We don't got any.

533
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Do you know any dabs?

534
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
No.

535
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Maybe maybe he is.

536
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
No, I got some dabs, son.

537
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Yeah, I can say.

538
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
There's got dabs.

539
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000
I got a couple of dabs in the fucking box.

540
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
In the freezer?

541
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000
And I got your hash that you left here a long time ago.

542
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Oh, look at that.

543
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Me or him?

544
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
You're going to be fucked.

545
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
I don't need your hash.

546
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
There's hash everywhere.

547
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
You wish there was hash everywhere.

548
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000
I have all kinds of crazy shit.

549
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
You got a shit ton of shit in there, huh?

550
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Yeah.

551
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
All right.

552
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
This fucking is boring.

553
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I know.

554
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
It's fucking.

555
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I know.

556
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
I'm fucking.

557
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
It's pretty nice.

558
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
It's brown.

559
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
It's dark.

560
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
It's brown.

561
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
What?

562
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Oh, the hash?

563
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Yeah, it's good.

564
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
It's getting hard, though, like this time goes on.

565
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
It's getting harder.

566
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I think it's like, uh, off-gassing, making it hard.

567
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
But it's still good.

568
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
It's very potent.

569
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh, shit.

570
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
You ever done temple balls?

571
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
No.

572
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
What's wrong with that shit?

573
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Yeah.

574
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
You've seen it where it's fucking the hash and opium.

575
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
It's shiny fucking.

576
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
No, it's hash and opium.

577
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
All together.

578
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Fucking.

579
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
It's so awesome shit.

580
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
This shit looks like, it looks like a pool ball when you're done with it properly.

581
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
And then when you do, you just smoke the ball.

582
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
They just mash that shit together and they fucking smoke it.

583
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
They just keep working it.

584
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,000
It's not like, remember that old school opium used to get that amber shit with the shavings

585
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000
and you fucking make your teeth red and shit and open?

586
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Yeah, I see exactly.

587
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Steamboat remembers.

588
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:19,000
You know how fucking, uh, you just put the baking soda in the Coke to make fucking

589
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
free.

590
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
All right, Larry.

591
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Larry's cooking partner.

592
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Here's the first episode.

593
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
One day.

594
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
One day.

595
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
One day me and Mark fucking had a bunch of opium in my hay.

596
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Allegedly.

597
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Allegedly.

598
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Yeah.

599
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
A bunch of opium.

600
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:39,000
And I said, maybe if we fucking cook this down with the based with, uh, bay soda, it

601
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
will be heroin because it's.

602
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Was it a lighter, Dwighter?

603
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
But it didn't work.

604
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Yeah, imagine that.

605
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
You tried to, why?

606
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
It solidified.

607
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
It solidified so hard.

608
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Right.

609
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Amazing.

610
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Why wouldn't you just smoke it?

611
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
It fucked up the whole spring.

612
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000
We had so much of this shit.

613
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Yeah.

614
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
We were experimenting with it.

615
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
We could.

616
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I mean, it wasn't real opium though.

617
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Yeah.

618
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
It was.

619
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
No.

620
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Come on.

621
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
It was.

622
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I mean, Jesus Christ, the fucking Bay City Roller stepped on that thing more than

623
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
I know, man.

624
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
It took me a minute.

625
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I couldn't think of a good one.

626
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
But I couldn't.

627
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Exactly.

628
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Like that shit up.

629
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Hey, what?

630
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Hey, who?

631
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Might have just been hashed with fucking that opium fucking cologne.

632
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Dude, when I was in Amsterdam, they had fucking white opium.

633
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
What do you need?

634
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
There's steamboat.

635
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
A light.

636
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
A light?

637
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
There's one right there.

638
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
And for, uh, no.

639
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Here, here's Marilyn.

640
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Um, but at the here.

641
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Oh, that is that light?

642
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Nice.

643
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Oh man, that heater's not.

644
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
I have a lighter.

645
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I'm the only one.

646
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
No, I have a lighter.

647
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I just hand them Marilyn.

648
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Can't even light it.

649
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
There we go.

650
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Man, if you want to go to a heater steamboat, we can do that.

651
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
So did you guys play that?

652
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Did you guys record last night?

653
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Powerful.

654
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
What's that?

655
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
We recorded two songs.

656
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
It's awesome.

657
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah.

658
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:10,000
One of them with the one we just sang gang vocals on and the other one that Bobby sang

659
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:16,000
the lead vocals on and it's going to end up probably just being a demo though because

660
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
we got one of them.

661
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Because it was.

662
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Power, my fucking players, my fucking beatings.

663
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Your play, who are your players?

664
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000
You should see my, you should see my back.

665
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
It's all scarred.

666
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
He just beat you up.

667
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Cat and nine tails.

668
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Sounds like you're in some freaky stuff.

669
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
That's kind of weird.

670
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Yeah, I mean, cat and nine tails.

671
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Don't threaten me with a good time, man.

672
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Steamboat's here for a good time.

673
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Not a long time.

674
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Let me hit that thing there.

675
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Alright, relax.

676
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
I just got it going.

677
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Shit.

678
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,000
We're going to smoke this casually like we're in Amsterdam.

679
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
There's no tobacco in here?

680
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Like we're at Bulldog.

681
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
There's no tobacco in here.

682
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Alright, well, there's no tobacco.

683
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Like we're at the Bulldog fucking.

684
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000
You know they're trying to fucking ax out prostitution in Amsterdam?

685
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Yeah, and that's horrible.

686
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
I mean, that's horrible.

687
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
I mean, that's horrible.

688
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Is that why you came back so early?

689
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
It's horrible.

690
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
It's horrible.

691
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Hey, I mean, I mean, it's always been branded as a place for sex in debauchery, you know what

692
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
I mean?

693
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Like you can go fucking to Amsterdam and do whatever you want.

694
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Exactly.

695
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
I went to Amsterdam and did whatever I wanted.

696
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
I sort of jumped.

697
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000
I mean, he kissed dudes there, but I don't know.

698
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
They have a real nice big bull.

699
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
They were nice dudes.

700
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
And they didn't speak a lick of English properly.

701
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Man, you brought back that grinder.

702
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Hey, from Bulldog.

703
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I still got that.

704
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
It was fucking language of love.

705
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
The best shit.

706
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Weiner is the language of love.

707
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Is that what you're saying?

708
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
It bonds all types of persons.

709
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
It connects.

710
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Yes, there you go.

711
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
It's like a conduit, shall we say?

712
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:07,000
But yeah, they're trying to ax out fucking porn and drugs in Amsterdam in the red light

713
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
district, shall I say?

714
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
And then what's the appeal of going there?

715
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Right.

716
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Well, that's a whole thing.

717
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000
They don't want the appeal anymore.

718
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
They're done with the appeal.

719
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
They just want to be able to.

720
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
They don't want because it's a town.

721
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Let's put it this way.

722
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
They want their citizenship.

723
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Amsterdam is British's Tennessee for women.

724
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
You know what I mean?

725
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Like where they have all the bachelet parties and shit.

726
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
You know what I mean?

727
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
So think about that.

728
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Like if you live in Britain, you go to Amsterdam for your bachelor party.

729
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Right.

730
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
It's like Vegas.

731
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
It's like they're Vegas.

732
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
How's that?

733
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
When we would be at two or off time, man, in Europe they'd be like...

734
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Do you gotta go across the canam all the fuckered?

735
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
This pod is from Holland.

736
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I am.

737
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
See, it's on the fucking hour right.

738
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
It's like going to Detroit.

739
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Anytime you were in anywhere in Europe, whenever you were getting weed, they'd always tell

740
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
you it's from Holland.

741
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
No matter what.

742
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Even if they grew it up.

743
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Yeah, but the drugs in Europe are a lot better than they are here, I think.

744
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
I don't think they have drank out there.

745
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I don't think they're dumb enough to do that.

746
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Yeah, you know what I mean?

747
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Russia.

748
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I don't think they're fucking...

749
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Well, I mean, come on.

750
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Now it's a third world country.

751
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
And in most parts it really is.

752
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
You live in fucking Siberia.

753
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Well, Siberia is fucking freezing, dude.

754
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Nothing to do.

755
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
I'm just saying.

756
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
They're fucking...

757
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Kill yourself.

758
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
That's who they put the prison.

759
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Oh, the world.

760
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
So they put the fucking, yeah, the worst prisons.

761
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Yeah.

762
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,000
And Hogan's Heroes, that's who they would fucking send you if you fucked up.

763
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
That was a funny show.

764
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Yeah.

765
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
What was the dude saying?

766
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
No, no.

767
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Here, give me that.

768
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Oh, he's shouting, right?

769
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Yeah.

770
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
That's why I'm off feet away in this corner.

771
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Steamboat is inoculated.

772
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
But what was that guy's name?

773
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,000
My own paranoia is that he'd not make him a joint if he needs me to.

774
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
What was it dude's name that Hogan's Heroes, the main character,

775
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
because he died in a furious way?

776
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Bob Crane.

777
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Yeah.

778
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Bob Crane, yeah.

779
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
He was into some weird sexy stuff.

780
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Yeah, mob porn or something.

781
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Well, I don't know if it was mob porn.

782
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I think he was doing...

783
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Was he string-erated by electrical cords?

784
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Yeah, they fucking just lynched him or they just...

785
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
No, it wasn't more...

786
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
He got stabbed or he got shot or something.

787
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
I think they shot him.

788
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
I think they shot him.

789
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
But he was into some weird taping stuff.

790
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yes.

791
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Like, that's what it started with.

792
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
He was the first motherfucker with a VCR and a camera.

793
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Well, one of them.

794
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I remember when he died, man.

795
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
I was a kid.

796
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I was in school.

797
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
I was in like fucking grade school.

798
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
You remember when Bob Crane...

799
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Yeah, cool sight dude.

800
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I remember when the Challenger...

801
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
We were at school going, oh man.

802
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Hogan...

803
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Hogan...

804
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Hogan died.

805
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
When the Challenger...

806
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Challenger, hey listen, when the Challenger fucking...

807
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,000
The Challenger went off on No shirt and Nick's birthday.

808
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Really?

809
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Yeah, and I was already out of high school.

810
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
You were in a flash the same day.

811
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Yeah, yeah.

812
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Listen, I was already out of fucking high school and my brother was still in high school

813
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
and I had some really fucking good weed.

814
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
We No shirt and Nick.

815
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:18,000
And I told my mom, hey, you know, I got this kick-ass bag of weed and Nick's got...

816
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Told your mom this?

817
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Yeah, and it's Nick's birthday and shit and the fucking Challenger thing is going to be

818
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
launched and we should be able to sit home and get high and watch that.

819
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:33,000
And I actually talked to my mom with those logics into letting him stay home from school.

820
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
And how old was he?

821
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
I don't know, like a junior in high school or something.

822
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:44,000
You talked your mom into no shirt and Nick stayed home to watch the Challenger.

823
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
And you're like, how are you going to bag a weed?

824
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Yeah.

825
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
He's not sick at all.

826
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
He just wants to smoke weed and watch a...

827
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Yeah, so my mom probably...

828
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
In hindsight though, you want to watch a shuttle crash.

829
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Well, we didn't know that.

830
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
So me and my brother were fucking getting so stoned.

831
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
We were sitting there waiting for...

832
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
So you got him out of school?

833
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Yeah.

834
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Oh, amazing.

835
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Yeah.

836
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,000
And all of a sudden we're watching the thing and it takes off and bang, it blows up and

837
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
we look at each other and we're just like, holy fuck.

838
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
No, that motherfucker...

839
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000
And then, you know, because we were young and we were like, fuck who cares?

840
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
You know, I was watching that in school.

841
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Huh?

842
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
In class.

843
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:23,000
All the classes were because the first teacher that went up into space.

844
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Oh, right, right, right.

845
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
You know what kind of fucking shampoo they used, right?

846
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Yeah, no.

847
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
And shoulders, that was a bad joke.

848
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I fucking forgot the joke.

849
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
You fucked it up.

850
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
It did fuck up.

851
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
I rushed it, Larry.

852
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I rushed it.

853
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000
That's funny though, because they showed that to us in school.

854
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Not for them seven motherfuckers.

855
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, I remember the old car.

856
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yeah.

857
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
We had the VCR on the bottom.

858
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Dude, no.

859
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
We were like, we open it in.

860
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
We mean Bobby fucking, they had the projector.

861
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
No VCR.

862
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah, no, this was TV though.

863
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Yeah, we didn't have that.

864
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Yeah, we had fucking...

865
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,000
They rolled out the fucking cart with the projector and they pulled on the screen at the front

866
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
of the room.

867
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
It sure was a microfiche maybe.

868
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,200
They shut the fucking lights off so you could barely see, because the light is still blasting

869
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
into the windows.

870
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,200
No, no, yeah, you can't...

871
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,000
It never dark enough, quite, and yeah.

872
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I tell you, multiple times I've...

873
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
We didn't have TVs back then.

874
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
We didn't have TVs back then.

875
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000
You're such a shit.

876
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
You shut the fucking...

877
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
By lady, you mean the fucking child.

878
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Giddles was getting it.

879
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Where's my girlfriend?

880
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Or her closest friend.

881
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:35,000
But I mean, isn't that crazy though, fucking...

882
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
We saw that in class, and then they were like, all right.

883
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Why, that was like a thing they showed you like...

884
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
No, we watched it live.

885
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Oh, no shit.

886
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yeah.

887
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Yeah, how...

888
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
What grade were you in?

889
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
I don't know man, I don't remember the...

890
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
First grade?

891
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
What's that?

892
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
First grade, second grade?

893
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
No, not at all.

894
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
It was like the 80s.

895
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Yeah.

896
00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:01,000
I don't know man, I don't remember the small parts of the story, but I remember watching

897
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
it blow up.

898
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000
And then it's just like, all right, let's go to the fucking gym.

899
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
He's got his shoulder...

900
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Bombardment.

901
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Yeah, and then there's no damage control.

902
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
You know what I mean?

903
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Like, what the fuck is your teacher going to do?

904
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
She's been drinking red wine all night.

905
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Kids, I know.

906
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000
You might have seen some explosions.

907
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
You might, you saw an explosion.

908
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
All these people died.

909
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
People like, why the...

910
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
I mean, literally it blew into a fucking 50 pieces.

911
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I think you automatically go to hell if you blow up in a fucking spaceship.

912
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Why is that?

913
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
I don't know.

914
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Then why would you say that if you don't know?

915
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
You're just fucking making these wild aces.

916
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
They had that teacher...

917
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
No, I think you automatically...

918
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
The teacher was fucking kind of hot.

919
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Well, and then later on they had...

920
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Yeah, I would have fucked her.

921
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Well, she's my teacher.

922
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000
As soon as a normal person go up in space as well.

923
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Did they?

924
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Yeah.

925
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Former.

926
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Before that...

927
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
They built a rocket to the sun.

928
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Oh, that's different.

929
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
They put a screen door on a submarine.

930
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Hey, don't laugh.

931
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
It leaves the fish out.

932
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:20,000
We could do shit like this.

933
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Man, these chicks the other night, they were dressed as crazy.

934
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
They had mom jeans on.

935
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
A bartender.

936
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
The bartender had mom jeans.

937
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Two of them had mom jeans on.

938
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
So they obviously didn't have hot bodies.

939
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I don't know, it's that dumb 80's clothes come back.

940
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
80's, 90's shit.

941
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
It's just hilarious.

942
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
I don't remember mom jeans.

943
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
It's all cyclical.

944
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
You don't remember that shit?

945
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Now in the 80's and 90's I remember the girls had such tight jeans on their asses.

946
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
My aunt Jane fucking...

947
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Just ripping a heater with a tube top on and mom jeans.

948
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Who, your mom?

949
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
No, no, not my boy.

950
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Your grandma?

951
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Yeah, that also, but...

952
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I mean, my aunt's doing that shit.

953
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Well, yeah, they're old ladies at the time.

954
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
They weren't.

955
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
That's a funny thing.

956
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I'm talking about girls my own age, man, when I was at the time, 80's and 90's.

957
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
I'm talking about my aunt's, ass clown.

958
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
With the mom jeans on.

959
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
You want me to go out with your aunt?

960
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Yeah.

961
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
The fuck are you talking about?

962
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
The mom jeans.

963
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
I know.

964
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I said the bartender had that.

965
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Now you're trying to fucking throw me off the table.

966
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
I'm fucking with you because you're high on drugs.

967
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I am high on drugs.

968
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I haven't hit that.

969
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
So, but the mom jeans is weird.

970
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Like, all the chicks were dressed the same.

971
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Like, it was straight like...

972
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Nothing provocative.

973
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
No, no, not even like that.

974
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Like, it was weird.

975
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Like, they all had like these straight jeans on.

976
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
They were like white washed or something.

977
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
You know what I mean?

978
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,000
It was like, usually you think that there was like this whole phase.

979
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Like, we were at Belmont and Clark.

980
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
We went to the Vic.

981
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000
So, you think that the chicks would be hot as fuck?

982
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Yeah, he's the only one ripping a heater in a fucking three black Laredia that I could see.

983
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I'm sure.

984
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Yeah, nobody smokes.

985
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Like, everybody fucking...

986
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Everybody's like, oh, you smoke cigarettes?

987
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah, like, I'm a fucking cancer all of a sudden.

988
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Well, you are.

989
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
You've never joined life.

990
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
They barely know you, but they figured you out pretty quick.

991
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I've been in these fucking ass clowns for 30 years, so fuck off there.

992
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Oh, you mean your friends were still shocked that you smoke cigarettes?

993
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000
No, a roller was, but fucking Kiki wasn't.

994
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Obviously.

995
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
He's yelling a cheer right now in his Alex Jones voice.

996
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He was watching, man, he was watching the whole Bitcoin ticker, up and down, and then he kept that complaint.

997
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000
He's like, God damn it, Mikey, I could have made so much money.

998
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Every time we talk about Kiki now, we should do like a big industrial voice.

999
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Wow.

1000
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
You know Kiki right now?

1001
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I think I met him once.

1002
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
He's a good dude.

1003
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
He's smart, but his story tells you this shit.

1004
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
How come he doesn't take me to shoot guns?

1005
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Oh, that's it.

1006
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Oh man, we need to get Antforth back on.

1007
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Did he come out?

1008
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Oh, don't say anybody's serious name.

1009
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
You can fucking whistle that out.

1010
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I don't want to be editing and shit, motherfucker.

1011
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
It's Steamboat.

1012
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
We're saying his name the whole fucking time.

1013
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah, but that's okay.

1014
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
He might sue us.

1015
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
He's not a fucking moronic, fucking heroin addict and shit.

1016
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Antforth will sue us.

1017
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Come on.

1018
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Which is great.

1019
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
That would be the best part of the whole story.

1020
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Quit saying his name, you cock sucker.

1021
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Antforth as Meowth.

1022
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
All right, you know what?

1023
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I'm going to leave it in and fucking Needles is a cock sucker.

1024
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm leaving that in.

1025
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
That should be trained whistle out right there.

1026
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
No, because why?

1027
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
You're going to get too much business.

1028
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Too many guys will be lining up.

1029
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Is that what it is?

1030
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Call it a heresy.

1031
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Heresy.

1032
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Whatever.

1033
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
We're changing our story.

1034
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
My wife is a lawyer, fuck.

1035
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
That's my lawyer ass clown.

1036
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Who's side do you think she's going to be on?

1037
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
She's going to be on my side.

1038
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I told you we're going to be on a show.

1039
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Oh, yeah.

1040
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Allegedly.

1041
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
But she is the worst driver.

1042
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Somebody going to break up this concrete.

1043
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
They're going to fall.

1044
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Oh, the concrete door.

1045
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Look at the guy in the stove pipes.

1046
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
It must be Larry.

1047
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Oh, breathe.

1048
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Love is free.

1049
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
It's two of them bell.

1050
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Just in case he is alive.

1051
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Dang, dang.

1052
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Oh, they did it.

1053
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
I never hear those stories about that.

1054
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Sure, man.

1055
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
It's crazy.

1056
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
That's where the graveyard shift came from.

1057
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Yeah, but it's crazy.

1058
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Literally run a line into a fucking grave.

1059
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
You think Bobby don't know that?

1060
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
This motherfucker's chock full of fucking facts.

1061
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
That's facts.

1062
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
All right.

1063
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Well, I mean...

1064
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Let's hear something.

1065
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
No, it's just don't fucking come in.

1066
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Fucking steamboat.

1067
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Let's hear something.

1068
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
But do you ever see those photos of like Chris Farley when he died?

1069
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
No.

1070
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
What was it?

1071
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Oh, the photos?

1072
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Oh, yeah.

1073
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
What do you mean?

1074
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Listen, man.

1075
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
You've seen people that meet their people first.

1076
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Blood choked around his eyes.

1077
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Oh, yeah.

1078
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
He had a heart.

1079
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
He had a massive heart attack.

1080
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
But you've never seen people ODA?

1081
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
No.

1082
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Yeah, he OD'd Farley, right?

1083
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Yeah, he did.

1084
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000
No, I only had a heart attack while partying.

1085
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
How many fucking times?

1086
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Well, he was doing blow.

1087
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
I know this girl.

1088
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
I know this girl that was partying with him the night before.

1089
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
And supposedly that night.

1090
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Allegedly.

1091
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Allegedly.

1092
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I'm not gonna say her name, but she showed up in one of my gigs.

1093
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
And she was like, and this is...

1094
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Whenever he died, you know, I can't remember the exact gig.

1095
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I can't remember the band.

1096
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000
But anyway, she's like, how's partying with Chris Farley and blah, blah, blah.

1097
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And he, man, he fucking parties too much, man.

1098
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
And she's like, and she laughed.

1099
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000
And this bitch was a fucking co-core kind, you know.

1100
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Man, I don't know if this all needs to be trained with.

1101
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I mean, you just like, really?

1102
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Where is he?

1103
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
I mean, fuck me.

1104
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
I was just waiting.

1105
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
He just threw away with the whistle.

1106
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
No, we added that shit in, but my god, he's the end.

1107
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
All right, I'm gonna let Bobby talk.

1108
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
We got a guest today on Needles and Larry.

1109
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Larry and Needles.

1110
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
I know, it's okay.

1111
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
It's not the intro.

1112
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
It'll just be nice.

1113
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
All right, Larry and Needles.

1114
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Just can't fucking start throwing shit about people out there.

1115
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
I didn't say her name.

1116
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I know what's good though.

1117
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
What's that?

1118
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Like one time I'm down at the Shed Aquarium and I am working on a pump and it is in the

1119
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Penguin Room.

1120
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
It sounds like gay club at the manhole.

1121
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Right.

1122
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:39,000
You just replaced penguins with peanuts and some for rum.

1123
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:46,000
You're changing a pump in the penguin room.

1124
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:54,000
No, we're looking at a pump in the pit in the penguin room and the guy tells me, okay,

1125
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000
they got that trainer and she's got them all hurt it over in the corner.

1126
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
All the penguins?

1127
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Yeah.

1128
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
They were still in there when you were working?

1129
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Yeah.

1130
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
That's crazy.

1131
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
What the fuck?

1132
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Those things are vicious.

1133
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000
He's in the pit reading off the serial number of the pump because we got to replace the

1134
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
pump.

1135
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Are you taking?

1136
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
And so he's like, whatever.

1137
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
He's like, don't make eye contact with any of the animals.

1138
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
What kind of penguins were they?

1139
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Kings?

1140
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Just regular penguins and a couple puffins or some other kind of penguins.

1141
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
The one with the fucking gold on their chest?

1142
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Not the emperor.

1143
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
No, yeah.

1144
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Just regular stag, you vicious ass fucking.

1145
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yeah, do you pet them?

1146
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
They still grow like a dog though.

1147
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Do they?

1148
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Yeah, they grow like a dog kind of.

1149
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Yeah.

1150
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
They got a little fucking.

1151
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Do I rape you?

1152
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
So anyway, he's right.

1153
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Well, after the raping.

1154
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
After the raping?

1155
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000
No, so he's like, don't fucking make eye contact and I'm sitting there and I'm writing down

1156
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
the pump model.

1157
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Oh, man.

1158
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And shit.

1159
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
And he's like, all of a sudden, man, I get this weird feeling.

1160
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
This fucking weird feeling.

1161
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I look over my shoulder and this thing's looking right at me.

1162
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
It starts waddling.

1163
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Waddles a couple feet towards me.

1164
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
The trainer's got other things.

1165
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
She's really not paying attention.

1166
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
And all of a sudden.

1167
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Another penguin within your vicinity.

1168
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000
All of a sudden, a couple of other join them in like now three or four or one.

1169
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Oh, dude, the game.

1170
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
These are game.

1171
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
And the trainer's like, oh, she comes over.

1172
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:29,000
She turns him away and my friend said, this is like, okay, we got to go.

1173
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
It'd be hilarious if someone was like, then I fucked one.

1174
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
And then one came in and kicked him like a football.

1175
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
You punted it.

1176
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I know.

1177
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,000
And then, you know, once you kick one of them penguins, they kind of get pissed at you.

1178
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,000
The penguins and the people that run the place.

1179
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah, and you're in their area.

1180
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Well, yeah, that's where we're habitat.

1181
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,000
So, I mean, they didn't peck at you or nothing.

1182
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
No, you sizing his ass up.

1183
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
They were ready to attack.

1184
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Dude, the penguin's probably more vicious than steamboat.

1185
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Right.

1186
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Yeah, fucking take your finger off.

1187
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Oh, there.

1188
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Yeah, that's how you should.

1189
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
That's another way you should.

1190
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
I don't want to lose a finger to a penguin.

1191
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Oh, that'd be amazing.

1192
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:15,000
And if Bobby lost a finger, man, he'd be worse on the fucking base.

1193
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:20,000
He'd be like, Jamie, oh, would that make him better?

1194
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
He's a cherry.

1195
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Cherry.

1196
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000
But that's funny, though.

1197
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I mean, if you fucking, I mean, but you that's crazy.

1198
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
That's it.

1199
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
That's what you get to do.

1200
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
And it's even funnier to get retarded for.

1201
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Hey, let's go to the zoo.

1202
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000
How about all the shit that they got to do it for like the whale and such at the shed?

1203
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
It's a lot.

1204
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Yeah, right?

1205
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
It's a lot of shit.

1206
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
A lot of fucking water, man.

1207
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
They got.

1208
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Well, it's all got to circulate.

1209
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
That's a fucking thing.

1210
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
It's a heavy stack.

1211
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
They got a heavy fucking.

1212
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
It's a three million gallon fish tank.

1213
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Fucking, hey, man, three million gallons.

1214
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Think about that.

1215
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Isn't that crazy?

1216
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Fucking motherfuckers don't have water in this.

1217
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
We got literally three million gallons of water.

1218
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000
So you can look outside and see the Lake Michigan.

1219
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
They used to take train.

1220
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Hey, listen, they used to take train fields with water and ship it to the Chicago and

1221
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000
take and take the old water and fill the trains back up and dump it down in the ocean down

1222
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000
in Florida, taking seawater back in Florida.

1223
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Sand.

1224
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Sand is a commodity.

1225
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Not sand.

1226
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
The water.

1227
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Sand also, though.

1228
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I'm just saying.

1229
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I mean, you're talking like the 1930s.

1230
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
What's that?

1231
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
They were doing this.

1232
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Huh.

1233
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
That's how they used to do it.

1234
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Doing what?

1235
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Taking salt water from the Florida and rail cars back and forth to feed the exhibit.

1236
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Back in the old days.

1237
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
That is amazing.

1238
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
And then they would take the water.

1239
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah.

1240
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000
And then they would take the water that needed to be replaced and put it back in these cars

1241
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
and take it back.

1242
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Who the fuck owns the salt water?

1243
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
That's fucking God's country.

1244
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
All it was was were they willing to.

1245
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
I mean, you don't own the ocean.

1246
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
But take it to the cost of the rail car.

1247
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Yeah, that's what it was.

1248
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
That's what it was.

1249
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
So you have to put a price on this water.

1250
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
You know what I mean?

1251
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Like shipping and getting to the city.

1252
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:28,000
The 1930s and John G. Shed, the guy whose name is on the fucking building.

1253
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I'm sure he was a rich as fuck.

1254
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Imagine that.

1255
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Fuck think about it.

1256
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I'm going to give you one metric ton of fucking water.

1257
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
How much is it worth to you to put it, you know what I mean?

1258
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000
And then I got to ship it, put it in a rail car, which in a fucking watertight container.

1259
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
And you know what I mean?

1260
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah, they don't just put it in the box car.

1261
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
I know.

1262
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I'm just saying though, think about it.

1263
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,000
In those days, people were lined up for blocks.

1264
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Yeah, it's not like you used to come see that aquarium.

1265
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
You know what a Gobi is, right?

1266
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
What the fuck's a Gobi?

1267
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,000
A Gobi's like that tiny blue neon fish that's real common now.

1268
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
You get a saltwater tank, you get a couple of Gobi's.

1269
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Really?

1270
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Blue neon ones.

1271
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
But in those days, no.

1272
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I don't know what a Gobi is.

1273
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Well, it's a vivid blue saltwater fish.

1274
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Okay.

1275
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
That we don't have anything around.

1276
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Saltwater?

1277
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Fucking, you know what?

1278
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Listen, aquarium people, fish tank people, they're fucking weird.

1279
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Yeah.

1280
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I mean, let's just be honest.

1281
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
You know what I mean?

1282
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
If you got it in your house.

1283
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
What a fucking shark in your living room.

1284
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Right.

1285
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Yeah.

1286
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
You know who wants one?

1287
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Who?

1288
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
You?

1289
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Exactly, Mark.

1290
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
And for?

1291
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Yeah.

1292
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
No.

1293
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Whistle.

1294
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
No.

1295
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Yeah, listen.

1296
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
He'll never hear this.

1297
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
That's all sheer.

1298
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
He'll be obsessed with the trash.

1299
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
He doesn't have the attention to the pump.

1300
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
He can't even know it's not even.

1301
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
He'll be obsessed with it.

1302
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It's not even.

1303
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
It's fucking pumped.

1304
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Oh, yeah.

1305
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Yeah.

1306
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Oh, man, it's fucking, they say it'll work, but man, it's fucking going on.

1307
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah.

1308
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Exactly.

1309
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000
And that's all she needs is him just staring at a fish tank because it's got to go in the

1310
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
living room.

1311
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
You can't put it in the bedroom.

1312
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Well, you know he's going to pack it.

1313
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Well, if anything, you should just have a fresh water and throw like a plakostomus in there.

1314
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
That'll do.

1315
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah, a little sucker and fucking walk away.

1316
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Right.

1317
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
But no, he's going to try to buy fucking.

1318
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
He's going to buy fucking Hawaiian coral.

1319
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Right.

1320
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah, look, it's fine.

1321
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Yeah.

1322
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
It's fine.

1323
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
It's Nemo.

1324
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
$700 per fish.

1325
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Just a shark jammed in a fish tank.

1326
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,000
He's going to buy a fish for $950 and it's going to die in the second day.

1327
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Check out my tiger shark cherry.

1328
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
So my friend got, he had these piranhas, Tom.

1329
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Oh, I have a piranha one.

1330
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Tom had these piranhas and he kept feeding them and feeding them.

1331
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000
And soon they were as big as they were like this big.

1332
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,800
And he's like, he tried to get one and put it in a bigger tank and it wound up clamping

1333
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,000
right on the net like the hand.

1334
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Yeah.

1335
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
And it wouldn't even, he's like freaked out and oh man.

1336
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
You got a rat?

1337
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
No.

1338
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
No, it's the other guy, Tom.

1339
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Oh, Spottom.

1340
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Spottom.

1341
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
His name was Butchie Cowins.

1342
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Spottom.

1343
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Bobby's friend there used to run all the spas around Chicago and all that shit.

1344
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah.

1345
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
And who was the house?

1346
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
I am not only a, I am a customer.

1347
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
He was.

1348
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I am a customer.

1349
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
You probably know the guy by face if you see him.

1350
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Oh yeah, he's the manager at the fucking Hila house.

1351
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Do you got another smoke?

1352
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Yes, sir.

1353
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I got one steamboat.

1354
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Oh man, you're going to die smoking those fucking things.

1355
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Oh, nice catch.

1356
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
That was amazing.

1357
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
We're going to die doing that.

1358
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I mean, come on.

1359
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
That's how worried about the death you are.

1360
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I'm not worried at all, motherfucking.

1361
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,000
You could smoke until you fucking start on fire.

1362
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
What's the average lifespan?

1363
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
About 70.

1364
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
70 you say?

1365
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Dude, we already surpassed our lifespan.

1366
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Exactly.

1367
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Our ranges aren't increasing anymore, I thought.

1368
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
They're going down.

1369
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Life expectancy isn't going up.

1370
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
No, it's going down.

1371
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Well yeah, I mean because of COVID.

1372
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Well no.

1373
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Very aftermath of COVID.

1374
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,000
No, more because of the shots and because of the fucking heroin and fucking.

1375
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Listen man, people have been getting fucking shots out forever.

1376
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
My mom has a fucking scar from her polio shot.

1377
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
I know dude.

1378
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I mean people have been giving out vaccines.

1379
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
This one didn't work.

1380
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Get over it.

1381
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I understand.

1382
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I'm down with that.

1383
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I'm just saying though.

1384
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Larry's got a fucking sleeve of ivermectin.

1385
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
You ever see that shit?

1386
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
It is intimidating when you have to fucking.

1387
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Ivermectin's not that bad.

1388
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
It's a natural thing.

1389
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
No, it's not.

1390
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
It's for fucking horses.

1391
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Right, but it's a natural cleansing.

1392
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Second of all, it's a fucking, yeah.

1393
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000
How long have you been taking it?

1394
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Stomp three times.

1395
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
But I mean this fucking guy, if you've seen the sleeve of ivermectin, it's got a horse on it.

1396
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
It's a dewormer, right?

1397
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
It's a parasite.

1398
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Yeah, parasite, dewormer.

1399
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I don't know.

1400
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
You don't think we have parasites?

1401
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Huh?

1402
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
You don't think humans have parasites?

1403
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Yeah, but they're naturally agreed.

1404
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
All the bullshit we eat and the bullshit we eat.

1405
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Dude, my wife took it.

1406
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Hey, my wife took it and I said.

1407
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Obviously, this shit doesn't work.

1408
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Why the lurking face?

1409
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I said this shit obviously doesn't work.

1410
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And she's like, why?

1411
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
How do you know?

1412
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
And I go, I'm still here.

1413
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Because you know, I'm her parasite on her.

1414
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
You're a sugar baby.

1415
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Is that a parasite?

1416
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
You're good at your craft, dude.

1417
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
You know what I mean?

1418
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
A parasite's like a tapeworm.

1419
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Or you know those things you see hanging on the sharks when they're swimming?

1420
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah, yeah.

1421
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Yeah, no, fuck Larry.

1422
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
You're good at your craft, dude.

1423
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Tapeworms work common things.

1424
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
All these accoutrements.

1425
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Women would want to get a tapeworm in the 20s to keep their weight down.

1426
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Yeah, they would.

1427
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
They would swallow one.

1428
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Yeah, well, they would do that and then also with the liches.

1429
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Or fuck a guy that had one.

1430
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Huh?

1431
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Or I heard.

1432
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
You'd fuck a guy who had one?

1433
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
No, they would fuck a guy that had a tapeworm.

1434
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
So they could.

1435
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Try and catch it.

1436
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
That's what the guy with the tapeworm would tell the women.

1437
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
But it didn't work.

1438
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
You can catch it with sex?

1439
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
No, but that's what the guy with the tapeworm would tell them.

1440
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
The lich right there.

1441
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Yeah, exactly.

1442
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
You're going to get skinny, I'll bang you.

1443
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Exactly.

1444
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Like you said.

1445
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Fucking, you tell all your friends I fucked every fat chick in the neighborhood.

1446
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I still don't got no tits.

1447
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
In the neighborhood, you don't shit with a eat-a-lair.

1448
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Well, if you got a tapeworm, you probably don't have a car.

1449
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
You can't really, I mean, man.

1450
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
This was the olden days.

1451
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Exactly.

1452
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I'm not talking about now.

1453
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah, I mean, they used fucking code, they used code even in children's medicine.

1454
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Sure, they put the weed in the tonic.

1455
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Cocaine.

1456
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah, cocaine.

1457
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
But.

1458
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Coke, the drink with a lift.

1459
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Is that what it was called?

1460
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Yeah, one of my dad telling me when they were kids.

1461
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
The drink with a lift.

1462
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Nice.

1463
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
That is amazing.

1464
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
His dad drank seven cases a day.

1465
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Which is, I mean, there's so much.

1466
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000
It was an MK Ultra where they were dosing people.

1467
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Yeah, sure, man.

1468
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That's a good strand though, MK Ultra.

1469
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Of weed?

1470
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah.

1471
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
I'm talking about other shit.

1472
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:15,000
They probably, MK Ultra probably fucking the government probably made those seeds,

1473
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:21,000
invented them, and it causes some certain kind of psychosis that fucks you up in a certain way.

1474
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
So did he just do a strain and that's what stuck?

1475
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I know, dude.

1476
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Can't go on in my fucking story, you dumbass.

1477
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
No, not at all.

1478
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
He's a fucking whore.

1479
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
It's a horrible story.

1480
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah.

1481
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000
He doesn't understand.

1482
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Bobby, he can't follow the fucking.

1483
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
He has a hard time following.

1484
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Oh, I have a hard time following you.

1485
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Let me tell you, all that sugar that's coming off your baby ass, I mean, slip on it.

1486
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Look out, I'm slipping again.

1487
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Slipping to get at it.

1488
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Fucking weirdo.

1489
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000
The weirdo, you just mentioned it.

1490
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
What are you doing back there slipping off the sugar from my ass?

1491
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I'm gonna wear those non-skid shoes.

1492
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
What's that, Keds?

1493
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Back to Keds.

1494
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
He's got like, his nurse shoes.

1495
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
He gets a nail through his fucking shoe.

1496
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
What's good enough for Johnny remote, right?

1497
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
I'm not feeling how it paperwork.

1498
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Right.

1499
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Don't worry, I'll tell my college professor that I didn't get yelled at.

1500
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
What are you talking about?

1501
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000
We'll just take the tetanus shot and go.

1502
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
What are you talking about?

1503
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Getting in trouble with the zoo.

1504
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Getting in trouble with the zoo.

1505
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Oh, so finally the end of the story.

1506
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Oh shit, I should have.

1507
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Yeah, don't smash that.

1508
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Film, camera.

1509
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
What do you call it?

1510
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
That's the end of the story.

1511
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
So it was the end of the tank story.

1512
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
The tanky.

1513
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Thank you very much.

1514
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Thank you very much.

1515
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,000
But no, so fucking they tell Larry to get out of there.

1516
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
So last night I almost, I almost.

1517
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Don't win in anyways.

1518
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Exactly.

1519
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
I didn't leave her.

1520
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
So Larry solved the problem.

1521
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
And the guy didn't yell at me.

1522
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000
He just said next time, wear the right shoes.

1523
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And I said I will.

1524
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
And then what did you do after that?

1525
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I still hung around because I had to stay until Bobby left.

1526
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,000
We had a golf cart or some kind of bullshit.

1527
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Yeah, what else did you do?

1528
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Somebody took us there in a golf cart or we took a golf cart.

1529
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,000
And then after we were done, we went around the zoo, smoked a joint,

1530
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
fucking looked at a couple of animals and left.

1531
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Hang on with the gorilla.

1532
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
I begged my parents.

1533
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
You shouldn't talk about your old lady like that.

1534
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
I begged my parents to go to the zoo as a kid.

1535
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
And my dad said, hey, if they want you, they'll come and get you.

1536
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
I mean, look at this guy.

1537
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
He's a big galoot.

1538
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
And sure enough, they came.

1539
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Yeah, they did come and get him.

1540
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And then they're like, this gorilla can play the guitar.

1541
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
This guy's got no attraction anymore.

1542
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
He's an origin story.

1543
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Origin story.

1544
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Such a wonderful thing.

1545
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Running down the street.

1546
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
This is amazing.

1547
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Yeah, man.

1548
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
It's going to be a thing of the past, the zoo.

1549
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Oh, yeah.

1550
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
They got no money, man.

1551
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
You know what's going to be a thing of the past?

1552
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I think graveyards.

1553
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,000
They're just going to start paying people money for their dead relatives.

1554
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
And they're going to buy the land up.

1555
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
We'll give you a hundred grand for your dead parents' bones.

1556
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
You made them.

1557
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
You gave them the fucking birth.

1558
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
You gave everybody a hundred grand.

1559
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
You know what I mean?

1560
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Well, most of the people where my mom is buried.

1561
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Maybe that's a big judgment.

1562
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
That cemetery is a lot of people in vaults.

1563
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Concrete vaults.

1564
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
So you have to take the vaults and empty them.

1565
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,000
And then take all that concrete and grind it or do it, pummel it.

1566
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.

1567
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
No, I'm just saying.

1568
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
That's all you'd have to do is dig them up, empty the thing out.

1569
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
But the problem is, do you want to live on that land?

1570
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Oh, man, that's like fucking Indian burial grounds.

1571
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Yeah, man.

1572
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
It's not like Indian burial grounds.

1573
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000
No, it's like American burial grounds.

1574
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
It's not even as people burial grounds.

1575
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Catholic burial grounds.

1576
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Who says cat?

1577
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Why is it got to be Catholic?

1578
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Because the Catholic fucking...

1579
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
My grandma ain't a Catholic.

1580
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Yeah, my grandma.

1581
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
How about a burial ground for the cemetery?

1582
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
There you go.

1583
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Oh, now you want to fight Larry.

1584
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's a cemetery.

1585
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah.

1586
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
But these fucking...

1587
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Catholic schmathletes.

1588
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
It's this land that's taken up.

1589
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
You know what I mean?

1590
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
You know what I mean?

1591
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Catholic schmathletes.

1592
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
But guess who owns it?

1593
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Catholic church.

1594
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
What?

1595
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
They own the land?

1596
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Yeah.

1597
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Yeah, for the Catholic cemetery.

1598
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Who do you think goes to the Greek church?

1599
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Who owns it for the Greek one?

1600
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
And the Jewish church owns it for the Jews?

1601
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000
And that goes down the line, man.

1602
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Right?

1603
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
I mean, doesn't that only go to figure?

1604
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Right.

1605
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
You're an asshole.

1606
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I forgot Larry.

1607
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Who owns that giant motherfucker that you drive through, Bobby?

1608
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,000
You know that town where they say there's more dead people than alive?

1609
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Hillside?

1610
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Is it Hillside?

1611
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Yeah.

1612
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
I think it's Hillside, yeah.

1613
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Or Westchester.

1614
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
What's the fucking type of cemetery is that?

1615
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
What do you mean what type?

1616
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
There's dead people there.

1617
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Is it Catholic?

1618
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
I don't know.

1619
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Where we are.

1620
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Oh, the one after 290.

1621
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Where my family is, yeah.

1622
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,000
It's, you know, the Alka-Pomps Elves.

1623
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Mon-Carmel Cemetery in Queen of Heaven Cemetery.

1624
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Queen of Heaven is huge and real nice.

1625
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Is that where it's named when he goes to prison?

1626
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Is that haunted, that one?

1627
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I don't know.

1628
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Oh, man.

1629
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
I don't know.

1630
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
My aunt said that they saw some dude walking down the street or something in a suit.

1631
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Oh, they have fucking multiple sightings.

1632
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1633
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
My aunts would be shit.

1634
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,400
Now listen, my aunt and my grandma used to tell me these fucking ghost stories that would

1635
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,000
scare the fuck out of me when I was a kid.

1636
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,500
The guy would be walking down the street and he had no feet and he'd just be like moving

1637
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:35,960
a lawn and he'd disappear and shit and things like that, you know.

1638
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,440
Really kind of crazy, but I believed the fuck out of it because it was my grandmother telling

1639
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,440
me.

1640
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,440
Don't you believe in ghosts?

1641
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,440
Well, sort of, I guess.

1642
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,440
Believe in ghosts?

1643
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,440
Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.

1644
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,440
You believe in ghosts, team boss?

1645
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,440
Oh, I do believe in spooks.

1646
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,440
You have to train with a let-out.

1647
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,440
No.

1648
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,440
No, we're not.

1649
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:53,440
I train with a lot of spooks.

1650
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,440
I train with a lot of spooks.

1651
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,440
You have to train with a lot of spooks.

1652
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,440
You have to train with a lot of spooks.

1653
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,440
You have to train with a lot of spooks.

1654
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,440
So you have to.

1655
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:06,360
From the Wizard of Oz, they were talking about ghosts and stuff, but he did say spirits and

1656
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,120
fucking other shit like that, right?

1657
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Yeah.

1658
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,820
Do you believe in it?

1659
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:12,820
Sure.

1660
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:13,820
It's got to be around somewhere.

1661
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,640
What do you mean it's got to be around somewhere?

1662
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Something.

1663
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,380
I mean, do you believe if someone dies in a place then the spirit doesn't leave?

1664
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:26,200
I think somehow they're there to leave something to yourself.

1665
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,540
This one dude.

1666
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:31,040
Maybe that traces stay behind, but your spirit definitely goes somewhere.

1667
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,680
He can't erase something fully.

1668
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,680
You know what I mean?

1669
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,680
Right, right.

1670
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,360
Like 80% goes.

1671
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,720
My friend John went to this party unannounced.

1672
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:43,440
He went and just showed up.

1673
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:51,920
There was some party and he was with some other people and just showed up with them and they

1674
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,840
had some dude there who was some medium dude.

1675
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,840
Uh huh.

1676
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:02,240
Like a solo John out and he goes, you got somebody right next to you were right with

1677
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,240
you right now.

1678
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:08,240
Older lady and he said and he named his grandma right there.

1679
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,240
Millie.

1680
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,240
He said Mildred.

1681
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:16,920
He says, and his grandma always, she was always smoking and drinking and wanting to be the

1682
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,240
life of the party and shit.

1683
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:26,600
I don't know if somehow maybe his name was the only thing I could think of is that his

1684
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,720
name was listed or they gave the medium names.

1685
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,720
Uh huh.

1686
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:32,720
Yeah.

1687
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:33,720
I did some background.

1688
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:34,720
I mean, come on, that's a lot.

1689
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,720
But I mean, you think this guy.

1690
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,720
To just not even know he wasn't introduced to him.

1691
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,720
Well, do you think this guy is doing all that?

1692
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,720
He just looked at him.

1693
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,720
Back work to do that.

1694
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:41,720
No.

1695
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,720
I think he feels.

1696
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:48,160
No, maybe, maybe, hey, maybe the medium before John got there said is anybody here

1697
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,280
and they said no, one person's missing John.

1698
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,520
Well, no, he just kind of came with these people.

1699
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,680
It's not like he was like invited.

1700
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,600
The medium dude just showed up.

1701
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,600
No, he was there.

1702
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,600
He was there at the party.

1703
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,120
John just showed up.

1704
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,360
He was a medium for a party.

1705
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,920
Weird motherfuckers to all kinds of shit.

1706
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,440
So he goes, but anyways, they said that to him, which was kind of weird.

1707
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:15,360
So I think that in the sense that people are here, like when the light flickers.

1708
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,360
Yeah.

1709
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:22,920
Yeah, how about the night Colleen, the day after Colleen died and the fucking PA fucking

1710
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,920
had a bowl of rice.

1711
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,080
PA stopped working.

1712
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,080
What's that?

1713
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080
Anything to stop the break.

1714
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,080
The PA went crazy.

1715
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080
And that was our philosophy.

1716
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,080
You know what though?

1717
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,080
I'm going to tell you right now.

1718
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,080
Anything to stop the break.

1719
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,080
That's just fucking assimilation.

1720
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,560
Like something bad happened and something broke.

1721
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,560
No, no, no, no, no.

1722
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,560
It didn't break.

1723
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560
It stopped.

1724
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,560
It stopped doing it and it worked after that.

1725
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,560
Just like her.

1726
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,560
Here's what happened.

1727
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,560
Yeah.

1728
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:52,080
She would call every fucking time we were practicing and make Tony leave.

1729
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080
Yeah.

1730
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,320
She would be like, Hey, you got to come home.

1731
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,800
It would be like, we would just get going and she'd be like, you got to come home every

1732
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,800
time.

1733
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,800
So finally she dies.

1734
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,240
Tony's overpracticing.

1735
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:08,640
We turned the PA on and now all of a sudden the thing is going crazy, making these crazy

1736
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,360
sounds that we never heard turned it off.

1737
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,720
It's still making the sounds and shit.

1738
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,920
We were like, what the fuck, man?

1739
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,920
Unplug it.

1740
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,120
It's still making the sound.

1741
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,120
And then it stopped and then we fucking left it around.

1742
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,120
True.

1743
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,120
The story is literally.

1744
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,120
No.

1745
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,120
Ask Bobby.

1746
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,120
No, it was.

1747
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,120
It was heavy duty.

1748
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,120
You were here, Steamboat?

1749
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,120
Yeah.

1750
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,120
We was pressured.

1751
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,120
But anything to stop her from.

1752
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,240
She would do anything to stop our practice.

1753
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:41,000
And I said to Tony after and then after the PA stopped doing it, I looked at Tony and

1754
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,320
I said, one last time with Colleen, huh?

1755
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,600
And he said, yeah, man, it must be.

1756
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:51,840
Dude, remember fucking bots when he was over there and she would call up and be like, we

1757
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,000
need a man to come home.

1758
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Yeah.

1759
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Bots.

1760
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,520
He's over there with her.

1761
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,840
It's raining and she calls.

1762
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,200
Could you come home?

1763
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,200
I need a man.

1764
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,200
While her boyfriend is sitting right now.

1765
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,200
Well, she's in the bedroom with her boyfriend.

1766
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,200
Amazing.

1767
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,200
Hey, whatever, man, you got game.

1768
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,200
You might as well fight it, right?

1769
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
You got some game.

1770
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Get that pimp hand go.

1771
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
Yeah.

1772
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Keep that pimp hand strong.

1773
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,200
I'm always keep that pimp hand strong.

1774
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200
She had it.

1775
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,200
She had it.

1776
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:40,200
Yeah.