Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Larry and Needles.
You want a water?
Yes.
You're so serious.
The studio has a budget.
I'll sit on the stool.
I'm used to it.
No, I have a drink.
I have a big drink.
I'm going to get it.
I'll get it.
We'll get it, man.
I'm rolling.
You're rolling, huh?
You see me rolling.
You want a water?
Me?
Yeah, I should probably have one.
I got one.
Nice.
Man, did you hear the fucking intro he made to the podcast?
It's amazing, isn't it?
I like it.
Theramen, a fucking steel guitar.
The ukulele.
Lord have mercy.
There we are.
All right, so is that my mic then?
Yeah, that guy.
Okay, we got to do my check.
You should get a little closer to that though, maybe.
Do we have to do a mic check?
Or we could play it more at you.
Yeah, do you want to go do...
How about me?
No, we're good.
I'm good though, right?
You're good, Simbo.
Yeah, you're good.
Yeah, this thing is...
Are we hot right now?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
All right, here we are, everybody.
How are you motherfuckers doing?
Needles is fucked up on Kedemy.
Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I got my good buddy Bobby here today, Bobby Brocco.
Hey, Steamboat.
How you doing, Steamboat?
Oh, doing good today.
Well, we had to do some backup tracks on Larry's shit today.
Yeah, we just did some gang vocals on the catechronic tracks.
Needles on the gang vocals.
25% I should get from that.
I should get my lawyer involved in this.
I mean, I came up with the name and you fucked her and just keep on the skin of the ass.
I know.
But that's all right though.
Do you need an old keyboard or anything?
I mean, I would love to play the key guitar.
What is that?
The, you know, like anything.
The key guitar.
Yeah, the key guitar.
There we go.
Joey had one.
I had one of those.
And Amber, who's Amber?
I'm an old bass player.
Old bass player.
My old girlfriend, Sponge off of me.
You don't have that, Sponge off of me.
I believe you're not.
I was the sugar daddy.
Yeah, I can say it.
I did talk to fucking Sponge off of Sugar Baby.
No, you're not the sugar daddy.
I know, I know.
You haven't progressed to that level.
So I went downtown the other day and I saw a comedian, Mark Norman.
He's a very famous comedian, which is very good.
And it was very funny.
And so we go to this bar downtown and it's so weird how the ladies dress right now, shall
I say?
Why, what was going on?
What happened?
No, well, I mean, it was slutty at all.
No sluttiness?
No, not at all.
Everybody's wearing mom jeans.
Really?
Well, I think that's because everybody's not.
No, I'm not.
Nobody's in...
Nobody's in mom jeans.
Does he really?
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
And fucking Big Mike wears the pants.
Ah, man.
Big Mike.
Big Mike, yeah.
Michelle Obama is fucking tranny.
That's what they call Big Mike.
You're nicknamed.
No, no, that's what actually people call her on the internet.
This is those people trying to make those bulge pictures, remember?
Look at Michelle Obama's...
We've tried, we've tried, right?
Yeah, you know, he's got a huge...
This guy's zoom in a little bit.
Yeah, this guy's fucking too...
It's a lady nut shot.
Big Mike has a great cock.
Who?
Big Mike.
Michelle.
Michelle Obama.
I mean, he can't call her Big Mike anymore.
It's the same with Michelle Obama.
I mean, we're going to get already blocked from YouTube.
You know what's fucking funny is my mother fucking can't stand her?
My mom hates her.
Shout out to him.
And her birthday is the same day as my mom's.
Oh, man.
But at the same time, right?
Does it matter?
No, it's just funny.
Why is that?
Because it bothers my mom a little bit.
She fucking can't stand that bitch.
The irony.
I mean, why do people really care about that still?
Oh, no, nobody does.
Yeah, they do.
They still try to make sure...
She didn't mention it this year.
It was just her birthday a little back.
No, I'm saying they're trying to make Michelle Obama to be a man.
Oh, I don't know.
Because she is.
Does she really?
Yeah.
She gave birth to kids.
That's a good sense.
There's no pictures of her pregnant.
No, they adopted her.
There's not one picture.
In fact, the parents of those kids, whatever their Malacca and Cucaca or whatever the fuck their names are.
They're blue.
Why?
It's a joke, Larry.
Anyways, the parents of those kids came forward and they're like, hey, we want our fucking money, you all.
It's for those children you never paid for.
What?
They fucking even stiffed the fucking...
Yeah, Larry just goes into the shit steam mode.
All of a sudden, he's like, give us money for our children.
They stiffed the fucking parents, man.
Who did?
Who are these people?
Barry Hussain and fucking Big Mike.
Barry Hussain?
Who did you just meet there?
Hussain.
The non-American.
Rock Hussain.
That's an easy way to go.
They're non-American.
His skin is darker.
I know, it ain't because of that, man.
It's because he was born in a different country.
Oh, even worse.
Yeah.
You just want to keep everybody out, Larry, right?
No, man.
I love everybody.
I do.
I love everybody.
How would Larry build a wall?
What would you do?
I don't want to build no wall.
What would you do to make the border safe, Larry?
Oh, shit, man.
I don't know.
That's a good one.
Well, maybe finish up the wall, then.
Well, I mean, steamboat.
It would be one start, and then you need some heavily armed motherfuckers.
Oh, so somebody has guarded.
Well, yeah, sure.
It's got to be steamboat.
And then, you know.
I don't know.
Greatest guest ever.
I never had to deal with it in a close proximity.
I'm not asking you.
This is hypothetical.
Come on, man.
But you got to close it off to some of the...
Would you electrify it?
No, you don't want to hurt people.
What do you mean you don't want to hurt people?
You got to come over and hurt people.
You got to qualify.
Well, yeah, but there's also people that are innocent trying to get over.
You don't want to hurt a person.
You got to weed them out, man.
This Darwinism.
Darwinism.
Thin-herd, brother.
What does that mean?
I mean, would you fuck...
How much voltage are we putting on this motherfucker Darwinism?
I know an electrician.
He might be able to...
Well, if anybody's getting known.
I mean, do you want shock or do you want shock?
You know what I mean?
What, like an arm blown off?
No, you don't want that.
I mean, wouldn't you get electric?
Or do you want to die?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, there's no ifs ands or buts.
Damn, I thought it would take quicker, but I guess it took a minute or two.
There's he guy pissing on electric fans?
No.
Yeah, Frenchy did that.
Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
Did Frenchy do that?
Yeah, well, isn't there a video of it?
Yeah, there was video.
We were fucking running.
He pissed on an electric fan for like a 30 pack.
R.I.P. Frenchy.
But at the same time...
Could it go back up stream in the Zaxx?
Yeah, you scream and shit on a video.
It's like, ah!
Yeah, it goes right to the source, man.
Oh, it's funny.
Holy shit.
I mean, you're grounded and you're creating another current.
Right, you're...
The electricity don't care which direction the piss is traveling in.
Yeah, it's making condom.
It's gonna go fucking conduct, man.
Electricity is the only thing that's not racist.
I don't care.
Who doesn't care?
What color are you?
You're saying you're racist, needles?
Huh?
You're saying you're racist?
Who's racist?
I've never heard of this country.
You said you were the only...
Your racist is in a new country.
Yeah.
Queen racism.
I know a bunch of guys that wear boots with red sleet.
Is that the one who lived there?
Oh, man.
That's right.
Can I get off that there?
This was the forbidden joint.
Well, there's more.
I was to leave on...
All right, you know what?
I'll make a fucking joint.
Come on, you can't talk.
You can't break the middle while we're talking.
Yeah, I can.
Jesus, man.
I can make a joint and talk, man.
I'm an expert.
Look at you.
Muck and Bobby can talk a little bit.
Yeah, you know, sure.
Talk about, I don't know, his club membership at the manhole or something.
His platinum membership.
VIP stans.
Platinum is the highest, baby.
Platinum.
He has to look at all the glory holes before.
With a flashlight.
Yeah, you're an inspector.
Glory hole inspector.
Looks good to me.
Okay, friends.
I love it.
Bobby's a fucking...
A virtuoso.
Yeah, a virtuoso musician.
But also...
But he's also an ex-dude.
He's not only a ex-dude, but he's also an expert at piping and fucking filters and such.
He sells them to the Shad Aquarium and whatnot.
We don't have to bleep that out.
We don't even want to say anything bad.
It's a Chicago fucking iconic landmark.
It's not a lie.
The best story is when he took you, when did he take you to go see the penguins?
No, no, no.
I didn't work with the freaking penguins.
Yeah, but didn't he take you somewhere?
We were at Brookfield Zoo and I got in trouble for...
I was behind the scenes acting like I belonged at this instruction site.
He shows up in...
It's the instruction site of the network.
Everybody's...
Who's he?
Why don't you have boot time?
Because he shows up in Keds.
Yeah, look at this guy.
He's a fucking...
I know.
Like Johnny Ramone.
He shows up in Keds.
I bring Johnny Ramone to work on this technical problem.
Where are the kids at?
I told the guy.
And we're right, I don't know how, but we want to right in front of the fucking job supervisor.
Yeah, and you got Larry.
Yeah, he's a fucking...
He stinks like weed.
He might have just got high, too.
I told him he was a college student.
Yeah.
He's full-time.
I have to take the same turn in.
He has to learn how to work this equipment.
He's Albanian.
But here's the funniest thing.
I do not know of your toes made of steel.
What is that?
The funniest thing is they were trying to figure something out and there was these dials that were fucked up.
And I even made a suggestion that made sense.
And the guy's like, that might be the reason.
That might be the reason.
And I'm like, holy shit.
She's a cork.
And then two seconds later, the guy's like, hey, where's your fucking steel toes, man?
You know better than that.
What's wrong with you?
And Robert's fucking...
Yelling at me.
He fucking throws me right under the bus.
Yeah, I just picked that college kid up by the entrance.
Jesus.
That's what he said.
That's even worse, man.
I took responsibility.
Can't it be sex stuff for you, Indus D?
I just picked this college.
I guess you did.
He was lucky behind the penguin.
This guy said he was coming back here, you know?
And so I just gave him a ride back here.
I don't know this guy.
Was it dope Larry?
It was fun.
No, I wasn't doped up.
I was fucking straight that day.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
No, I was.
Yeah, he didn't smoke any weed.
We were smoking weed.
I thought you meant dope.
No.
I mean, you don't want your hands to blow up.
Steamboat's taking you to his job.
That's the best.
Take your retarded friend to work.
Yeah, your retarded friend.
I mean, if this was your kid, look at this guy.
That would be funny if you were here.
I had him when I was 10.
Yeah, and he played Larry's.
He was cool though, man.
You got to go to the fucking zoo.
Hey, did you set the timer?
Yeah, it was Bear and Wolf.
No, I didn't.
Oh, shit.
We'll roll.
I'll take a look at it.
What was that, though?
What'd you say, Steamboat?
That was Bear and Wolf.
Bear and Wolf what?
Exhibit.
Well, explain.
They just can't fucking...
So the Bear and Wolf exhibit's going to have a huge little pond or something like that
for the bears to jump in and bathe in.
What kind of bears?
Polar bears?
Brown bears.
Polar bears are my favorite animal.
They're real, real cool.
They fucking rock.
Remember when they used to have kegs at Brookfield Zoo?
Yeah.
They put the kegs in the water and the polar bears were banging it.
I was like, ah, it's just like a family party.
Okay, so get back to your Bear and Wolf.
The water gets real effed up with hair and oil and...
Fucked up.
You can say fucked up.
Jesus, man.
Yeah, it'll get pussy, man.
But yeah, it gets all fucked up.
So you got to filter it a couple different ways and see it because they're real sensitive
to it, too.
Who is the bear's dad?
The bear is dad.
They're used to real...
The bears are the water.
The pH balance needs to be...
Good for the bears.
I don't know what the fuck.
The bears shed a lot of shit.
They shed a lot of shit.
So you got to filter that shit out and re-circuit and re-plend the shit all the time.
And it keeps on fucking circulating.
Well, I mean, listen.
It's a fucking animal in a cage, first of all.
You know what I mean?
They're not supposed to be there.
Yeah, they're definitely not supposed to be there.
But at the same time...
They fucking chew in a camp and they're fucking head off somewhere.
Now they said they fucking steamboat and Larry.
I'm not even right.
They fucking make the filter filtration for these wild animals.
Hey, they work.
Yeah, oh, they work.
They would be horrible if they didn't.
I mean, kind of insurance you think you have to have.
What they did was they cooked up the sensor.
They powered up the sensor.
Somebody powered up the sensor prematurely and the line was dry.
And the sensor jammed.
It sounds like a sex story.
It was just a sex movie.
Sex movie.
It was like, oh, they prematurely set the pump on.
So they rawdog.
They rawdog the sensor.
There we go.
Now, Stephen, he just turned it into a fucking tax rate.
Right.
So they rawdog in the sensor drive.
They fucking think he's hilarious.
It's like the female connector and gag balled it.
Yeah, there we go.
This fucking...
Plugged up that end and we were a good big goal.
Plugged up that exit chute.
But that shit's silly though.
I mean, you two fucking Phenox going in there and the guy calling out Larry after he gives
a suggestion.
That was the good part.
What was the good part?
We figured out.
We figured out the problem.
You figured out the problem.
I did.
I made the suggestion that fucking fix the whole scenario.
I don't know about that.
Yes, Bobby.
He did.
It was like, maybe it was something, you know.
I'm not as dumb as I look.
We look backwards.
We should start a poll on that.
The suggestion.
I got a poll right here.
Right, I got your poll.
Uh-oh, Steamboat's getting fired up over there.
He heard poll.
Yes, keep going, Steamboat.
I think about the baby.
How?
Sometimes.
I mean, that's a weird statement.
No, but...
Yes, I know who you mean, the baby.
Why do you think about the baby?
Because that's what he would call me.
Huh?
He would either call me that or Jeralse.
Jeralse.
Oh, we need to have Jay on.
That's what we need to do.
But yeah, the baby, whatever.
The baby's a baby.
This fucking baby's the one.
This is the one.
You need to fight.
You broke it.
It's a good thing we don't have to do any dabs.
You knocked it down when we were in the other room.
Oh, it'd be quiet.
Come on.
I just had some dabs.
You just had some dabs?
Do you have dabs?
Tell me that lighter, Snyder.
We should do a dab.
That's what we want.
Is that what you want?
Thanks, Mark.
Look at that.
Nice catch.
We don't got any.
Do you know any dabs?
No.
Maybe maybe he is.
No, I got some dabs, son.
Yeah, I can say.
There's got dabs.
I got a couple of dabs in the fucking box.
In the freezer?
And I got your hash that you left here a long time ago.
Oh, look at that.
Me or him?
You're going to be fucked.
I don't need your hash.
There's hash everywhere.
You wish there was hash everywhere.
I have all kinds of crazy shit.
You got a shit ton of shit in there, huh?
Yeah.
All right.
This fucking is boring.
I know.
It's fucking.
I know.
I'm fucking.
It's pretty nice.
It's brown.
It's dark.
It's brown.
What?
Oh, the hash?
Yeah, it's good.
It's getting hard, though, like this time goes on.
It's getting harder.
I think it's like, uh, off-gassing, making it hard.
But it's still good.
It's very potent.
Oh, shit.
You ever done temple balls?
No.
What's wrong with that shit?
Yeah.
You've seen it where it's fucking the hash and opium.
It's shiny fucking.
No, it's hash and opium.
All together.
Fucking.
It's so awesome shit.
This shit looks like, it looks like a pool ball when you're done with it properly.
And then when you do, you just smoke the ball.
They just mash that shit together and they fucking smoke it.
They just keep working it.
It's not like, remember that old school opium used to get that amber shit with the shavings
and you fucking make your teeth red and shit and open?
Yeah, I see exactly.
Steamboat remembers.
You know how fucking, uh, you just put the baking soda in the Coke to make fucking
free.
All right, Larry.
Larry's cooking partner.
Here's the first episode.
One day.
One day me and Mark fucking had a bunch of opium in my hay.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
A bunch of opium.
And I said, maybe if we fucking cook this down with the based with, uh, bay soda, it
will be heroin because it's.
Was it a lighter, Dwighter?
But it didn't work.
Yeah, imagine that.
You tried to, why?
It solidified.
It solidified so hard.
Right.
Amazing.
Why wouldn't you just smoke it?
It fucked up the whole spring.
We had so much of this shit.
Yeah.
We were experimenting with it.
We could.
I mean, it wasn't real opium though.
Yeah.
It was.
No.
Come on.
It was.
I mean, Jesus Christ, the fucking Bay City Roller stepped on that thing more than
I know, man.
It took me a minute.
I couldn't think of a good one.
But I couldn't.
Exactly.
Like that shit up.
Hey, what?
Hey, who?
Might have just been hashed with fucking that opium fucking cologne.
Dude, when I was in Amsterdam, they had fucking white opium.
What do you need?
There's steamboat.
A light.
A light?
There's one right there.
And for, uh, no.
Here, here's Marilyn.
Um, but at the here.
Oh, that is that light?
Nice.
Oh man, that heater's not.
I have a lighter.
I'm the only one.
No, I have a lighter.
I just hand them Marilyn.
Can't even light it.
There we go.
Man, if you want to go to a heater steamboat, we can do that.
So did you guys play that?
Did you guys record last night?
Powerful.
What's that?
We recorded two songs.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
One of them with the one we just sang gang vocals on and the other one that Bobby sang
the lead vocals on and it's going to end up probably just being a demo though because
we got one of them.
Because it was.
Power, my fucking players, my fucking beatings.
Your play, who are your players?
You should see my, you should see my back.
It's all scarred.
He just beat you up.
Cat and nine tails.
Sounds like you're in some freaky stuff.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah, I mean, cat and nine tails.
Don't threaten me with a good time, man.
Steamboat's here for a good time.
Not a long time.
Let me hit that thing there.
Alright, relax.
I just got it going.
Shit.
We're going to smoke this casually like we're in Amsterdam.
There's no tobacco in here?
Like we're at Bulldog.
There's no tobacco in here.
Alright, well, there's no tobacco.
Like we're at the Bulldog fucking.
You know they're trying to fucking ax out prostitution in Amsterdam?
Yeah, and that's horrible.
I mean, that's horrible.
Is that why you came back so early?
It's horrible.
Hey, I mean, I mean, it's always been branded as a place for sex in debauchery, you know what
I mean?
Like you can go fucking to Amsterdam and do whatever you want.
Exactly.
I went to Amsterdam and did whatever I wanted.
I sort of jumped.
I mean, he kissed dudes there, but I don't know.
They have a real nice big bull.
They were nice dudes.
And they didn't speak a lick of English properly.
Man, you brought back that grinder.
Hey, from Bulldog.
I still got that.
It was fucking language of love.
The best shit.
Weiner is the language of love.
Is that what you're saying?
It bonds all types of persons.
It connects.
Yes, there you go.
It's like a conduit, shall we say?
But yeah, they're trying to ax out fucking porn and drugs in Amsterdam in the red light
district, shall I say?
And then what's the appeal of going there?
Right.
Well, that's a whole thing.
They don't want the appeal anymore.
They're done with the appeal.
They just want to be able to.
They don't want because it's a town.
Let's put it this way.
They want their citizenship.
Amsterdam is British's Tennessee for women.
You know what I mean?
Like where they have all the bachelet parties and shit.
You know what I mean?
So think about that.
Like if you live in Britain, you go to Amsterdam for your bachelor party.
Right.
It's like Vegas.
It's like they're Vegas.
How's that?
When we would be at two or off time, man, in Europe they'd be like...
Do you gotta go across the canam all the fuckered?
This pod is from Holland.
I am.
See, it's on the fucking hour right.
It's like going to Detroit.
Anytime you were in anywhere in Europe, whenever you were getting weed, they'd always tell
you it's from Holland.
No matter what.
Even if they grew it up.
Yeah, but the drugs in Europe are a lot better than they are here, I think.
I don't think they have drank out there.
I don't think they're dumb enough to do that.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Russia.
I don't think they're fucking...
Well, I mean, come on.
Now it's a third world country.
And in most parts it really is.
You live in fucking Siberia.
Well, Siberia is fucking freezing, dude.
Nothing to do.
I'm just saying.
They're fucking...
Kill yourself.
That's who they put the prison.
Oh, the world.
So they put the fucking, yeah, the worst prisons.
Yeah.
And Hogan's Heroes, that's who they would fucking send you if you fucked up.
That was a funny show.
Yeah.
What was the dude saying?
No, no.
Here, give me that.
Oh, he's shouting, right?
Yeah.
That's why I'm off feet away in this corner.
Steamboat is inoculated.
But what was that guy's name?
My own paranoia is that he'd not make him a joint if he needs me to.
What was it dude's name that Hogan's Heroes, the main character,
because he died in a furious way?
Bob Crane.
Yeah.
Bob Crane, yeah.
He was into some weird sexy stuff.
Yeah, mob porn or something.
Well, I don't know if it was mob porn.
I think he was doing...
Was he string-erated by electrical cords?
Yeah, they fucking just lynched him or they just...
No, it wasn't more...
He got stabbed or he got shot or something.
I think they shot him.
But he was into some weird taping stuff.
Yes.
Like, that's what it started with.
He was the first motherfucker with a VCR and a camera.
Well, one of them.
I remember when he died, man.
I was a kid.
I was in school.
I was in like fucking grade school.
You remember when Bob Crane...
Yeah, cool sight dude.
I remember when the Challenger...
We were at school going, oh man.
Hogan...
Hogan died.
When the Challenger...
Challenger, hey listen, when the Challenger fucking...
The Challenger went off on No shirt and Nick's birthday.
Really?
Yeah, and I was already out of high school.
You were in a flash the same day.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, I was already out of fucking high school and my brother was still in high school
and I had some really fucking good weed.
We No shirt and Nick.
And I told my mom, hey, you know, I got this kick-ass bag of weed and Nick's got...
Told your mom this?
Yeah, and it's Nick's birthday and shit and the fucking Challenger thing is going to be
launched and we should be able to sit home and get high and watch that.
And I actually talked to my mom with those logics into letting him stay home from school.
And how old was he?
I don't know, like a junior in high school or something.
You talked your mom into no shirt and Nick stayed home to watch the Challenger.
And you're like, how are you going to bag a weed?
Yeah.
He's not sick at all.
He just wants to smoke weed and watch a...
Yeah, so my mom probably...
In hindsight though, you want to watch a shuttle crash.
Well, we didn't know that.
So me and my brother were fucking getting so stoned.
We were sitting there waiting for...
So you got him out of school?
Yeah.
Oh, amazing.
Yeah.
And all of a sudden we're watching the thing and it takes off and bang, it blows up and
we look at each other and we're just like, holy fuck.
No, that motherfucker...
And then, you know, because we were young and we were like, fuck who cares?
You know, I was watching that in school.
Huh?
In class.
All the classes were because the first teacher that went up into space.
Oh, right, right, right.
You know what kind of fucking shampoo they used, right?
Yeah, no.
And shoulders, that was a bad joke.
I fucking forgot the joke.
You fucked it up.
It did fuck up.
I rushed it, Larry.
I rushed it.
That's funny though, because they showed that to us in school.
Not for them seven motherfuckers.
Oh, I remember the old car.
Yeah.
We had the VCR on the bottom.
Dude, no.
We were like, we open it in.
We mean Bobby fucking, they had the projector.
No VCR.
Yeah, no, this was TV though.
Yeah, we didn't have that.
Yeah, we had fucking...
They rolled out the fucking cart with the projector and they pulled on the screen at the front
of the room.
It sure was a microfiche maybe.
They shut the fucking lights off so you could barely see, because the light is still blasting
into the windows.
No, no, yeah, you can't...
It never dark enough, quite, and yeah.
I tell you, multiple times I've...
We didn't have TVs back then.
You're such a shit.
You shut the fucking...
By lady, you mean the fucking child.
Giddles was getting it.
Where's my girlfriend?
Or her closest friend.
But I mean, isn't that crazy though, fucking...
We saw that in class, and then they were like, all right.
Why, that was like a thing they showed you like...
No, we watched it live.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, how...
What grade were you in?
I don't know man, I don't remember the...
First grade?
What's that?
First grade, second grade?
No, not at all.
It was like the 80s.
Yeah.
I don't know man, I don't remember the small parts of the story, but I remember watching
it blow up.
And then it's just like, all right, let's go to the fucking gym.
He's got his shoulder...
Bombardment.
Yeah, and then there's no damage control.
You know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck is your teacher going to do?
She's been drinking red wine all night.
Kids, I know.
You might have seen some explosions.
You might, you saw an explosion.
All these people died.
People like, why the...
I mean, literally it blew into a fucking 50 pieces.
I think you automatically go to hell if you blow up in a fucking spaceship.
Why is that?
I don't know.
Then why would you say that if you don't know?
You're just fucking making these wild aces.
They had that teacher...
No, I think you automatically...
The teacher was fucking kind of hot.
Well, and then later on they had...
Yeah, I would have fucked her.
Well, she's my teacher.
As soon as a normal person go up in space as well.
Did they?
Yeah.
Former.
Before that...
They built a rocket to the sun.
Oh, that's different.
They put a screen door on a submarine.
Hey, don't laugh.
It leaves the fish out.
We could do shit like this.
Man, these chicks the other night, they were dressed as crazy.
They had mom jeans on.
A bartender.
The bartender had mom jeans.
Two of them had mom jeans on.
So they obviously didn't have hot bodies.
I don't know, it's that dumb 80's clothes come back.
80's, 90's shit.
It's just hilarious.
I don't remember mom jeans.
It's all cyclical.
You don't remember that shit?
Now in the 80's and 90's I remember the girls had such tight jeans on their asses.
My aunt Jane fucking...
Just ripping a heater with a tube top on and mom jeans.
Who, your mom?
No, no, not my boy.
Your grandma?
Yeah, that also, but...
I mean, my aunt's doing that shit.
Well, yeah, they're old ladies at the time.
They weren't.
That's a funny thing.
I'm talking about girls my own age, man, when I was at the time, 80's and 90's.
I'm talking about my aunt's, ass clown.
With the mom jeans on.
You want me to go out with your aunt?
Yeah.
The fuck are you talking about?
The mom jeans.
I know.
I said the bartender had that.
Now you're trying to fucking throw me off the table.
I'm fucking with you because you're high on drugs.
I am high on drugs.
I haven't hit that.
So, but the mom jeans is weird.
Like, all the chicks were dressed the same.
Like, it was straight like...
Nothing provocative.
No, no, not even like that.
Like, it was weird.
Like, they all had like these straight jeans on.
They were like white washed or something.
You know what I mean?
It was like, usually you think that there was like this whole phase.
Like, we were at Belmont and Clark.
We went to the Vic.
So, you think that the chicks would be hot as fuck?
Yeah, he's the only one ripping a heater in a fucking three black Laredia that I could see.
I'm sure.
Yeah, nobody smokes.
Like, everybody fucking...
Everybody's like, oh, you smoke cigarettes?
Yeah, like, I'm a fucking cancer all of a sudden.
Well, you are.
You've never joined life.
They barely know you, but they figured you out pretty quick.
I've been in these fucking ass clowns for 30 years, so fuck off there.
Oh, you mean your friends were still shocked that you smoke cigarettes?
No, a roller was, but fucking Kiki wasn't.
Obviously.
He's yelling a cheer right now in his Alex Jones voice.
He was watching, man, he was watching the whole Bitcoin ticker, up and down, and then he kept that complaint.
He's like, God damn it, Mikey, I could have made so much money.
Every time we talk about Kiki now, we should do like a big industrial voice.
Wow.
You know Kiki right now?
I think I met him once.
He's a good dude.
He's smart, but his story tells you this shit.
How come he doesn't take me to shoot guns?
Oh, that's it.
Oh man, we need to get Antforth back on.
Did he come out?
Oh, don't say anybody's serious name.
You can fucking whistle that out.
I don't want to be editing and shit, motherfucker.
It's Steamboat.
We're saying his name the whole fucking time.
Yeah, but that's okay.
He might sue us.
He's not a fucking moronic, fucking heroin addict and shit.
Antforth will sue us.
Come on.
Which is great.
That would be the best part of the whole story.
Quit saying his name, you cock sucker.
Antforth as Meowth.
All right, you know what?
I'm going to leave it in and fucking Needles is a cock sucker.
I'm leaving that in.
That should be trained whistle out right there.
No, because why?
You're going to get too much business.
Too many guys will be lining up.
Is that what it is?
Call it a heresy.
Heresy.
Whatever.
We're changing our story.
My wife is a lawyer, fuck.
That's my lawyer ass clown.
Who's side do you think she's going to be on?
She's going to be on my side.
I told you we're going to be on a show.
Oh, yeah.
Allegedly.
But she is the worst driver.
Somebody going to break up this concrete.
They're going to fall.
Oh, the concrete door.
Look at the guy in the stove pipes.
It must be Larry.
Oh, breathe.
Love is free.
It's two of them bell.
Just in case he is alive.
Dang, dang.
Oh, they did it.
I never hear those stories about that.
Sure, man.
It's crazy.
That's where the graveyard shift came from.
Yeah, but it's crazy.
Literally run a line into a fucking grave.
You think Bobby don't know that?
This motherfucker's chock full of fucking facts.
That's facts.
All right.
Well, I mean...
Let's hear something.
No, it's just don't fucking come in.
Fucking steamboat.
Let's hear something.
But do you ever see those photos of like Chris Farley when he died?
No.
What was it?
Oh, the photos?
Oh, yeah.
What do you mean?
Listen, man.
You've seen people that meet their people first.
Blood choked around his eyes.
Oh, yeah.
He had a heart.
He had a massive heart attack.
But you've never seen people ODA?
No.
Yeah, he OD'd Farley, right?
Yeah, he did.
No, I only had a heart attack while partying.
How many fucking times?
Well, he was doing blow.
I know this girl.
I know this girl that was partying with him the night before.
And supposedly that night.
Allegedly.
I'm not gonna say her name, but she showed up in one of my gigs.
And she was like, and this is...
Whenever he died, you know, I can't remember the exact gig.
I can't remember the band.
But anyway, she's like, how's partying with Chris Farley and blah, blah, blah.
And he, man, he fucking parties too much, man.
And she's like, and she laughed.
And this bitch was a fucking co-core kind, you know.
Man, I don't know if this all needs to be trained with.
I mean, you just like, really?
Where is he?
I mean, fuck me.
I was just waiting.
He just threw away with the whistle.
No, we added that shit in, but my god, he's the end.
All right, I'm gonna let Bobby talk.
We got a guest today on Needles and Larry.
Larry and Needles.
I know, it's okay.
It's not the intro.
It'll just be nice.
All right, Larry and Needles.
Just can't fucking start throwing shit about people out there.
I didn't say her name.
I know what's good though.
What's that?
Like one time I'm down at the Shed Aquarium and I am working on a pump and it is in the
Penguin Room.
It sounds like gay club at the manhole.
Right.
You just replaced penguins with peanuts and some for rum.
You're changing a pump in the penguin room.
No, we're looking at a pump in the pit in the penguin room and the guy tells me, okay,
they got that trainer and she's got them all hurt it over in the corner.
All the penguins?
Yeah.
They were still in there when you were working?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
Those things are vicious.
He's in the pit reading off the serial number of the pump because we got to replace the
pump.
Are you taking?
And so he's like, whatever.
He's like, don't make eye contact with any of the animals.
What kind of penguins were they?
Kings?
Just regular penguins and a couple puffins or some other kind of penguins.
The one with the fucking gold on their chest?
Not the emperor.
No, yeah.
Just regular stag, you vicious ass fucking.
Yeah, do you pet them?
They still grow like a dog though.
Do they?
Yeah, they grow like a dog kind of.
Yeah.
They got a little fucking.
Do I rape you?
So anyway, he's right.
Well, after the raping.
After the raping?
No, so he's like, don't fucking make eye contact and I'm sitting there and I'm writing down
the pump model.
Oh, man.
And shit.
And he's like, all of a sudden, man, I get this weird feeling.
This fucking weird feeling.
I look over my shoulder and this thing's looking right at me.
It starts waddling.
Waddles a couple feet towards me.
The trainer's got other things.
She's really not paying attention.
And all of a sudden.
Another penguin within your vicinity.
All of a sudden, a couple of other join them in like now three or four or one.
Oh, dude, the game.
These are game.
And the trainer's like, oh, she comes over.
She turns him away and my friend said, this is like, okay, we got to go.
It'd be hilarious if someone was like, then I fucked one.
And then one came in and kicked him like a football.
You punted it.
I know.
And then, you know, once you kick one of them penguins, they kind of get pissed at you.
The penguins and the people that run the place.
Yeah, and you're in their area.
Well, yeah, that's where we're habitat.
So, I mean, they didn't peck at you or nothing.
No, you sizing his ass up.
They were ready to attack.
Dude, the penguin's probably more vicious than steamboat.
Right.
Yeah, fucking take your finger off.
Oh, there.
Yeah, that's how you should.
That's another way you should.
I don't want to lose a finger to a penguin.
Oh, that'd be amazing.
And if Bobby lost a finger, man, he'd be worse on the fucking base.
He'd be like, Jamie, oh, would that make him better?
He's a cherry.
Cherry.
But that's funny, though.
I mean, if you fucking, I mean, but you that's crazy.
That's it.
That's what you get to do.
And it's even funnier to get retarded for.
Hey, let's go to the zoo.
How about all the shit that they got to do it for like the whale and such at the shed?
It's a lot.
Yeah, right?
It's a lot of shit.
A lot of fucking water, man.
They got.
Well, it's all got to circulate.
That's a fucking thing.
It's a heavy stack.
They got a heavy fucking.
It's a three million gallon fish tank.
Fucking, hey, man, three million gallons.
Think about that.
Isn't that crazy?
Fucking motherfuckers don't have water in this.
We got literally three million gallons of water.
So you can look outside and see the Lake Michigan.
They used to take train.
Hey, listen, they used to take train fields with water and ship it to the Chicago and
take and take the old water and fill the trains back up and dump it down in the ocean down
in Florida, taking seawater back in Florida.
Sand.
Sand is a commodity.
Not sand.
The water.
Sand also, though.
I'm just saying.
I mean, you're talking like the 1930s.
What's that?
They were doing this.
Huh.
That's how they used to do it.
Doing what?
Taking salt water from the Florida and rail cars back and forth to feed the exhibit.
Back in the old days.
That is amazing.
And then they would take the water.
Yeah.
And then they would take the water that needed to be replaced and put it back in these cars
and take it back.
Who the fuck owns the salt water?
That's fucking God's country.
All it was was were they willing to.
I mean, you don't own the ocean.
But take it to the cost of the rail car.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
So you have to put a price on this water.
You know what I mean?
Like shipping and getting to the city.
The 1930s and John G. Shed, the guy whose name is on the fucking building.
I'm sure he was a rich as fuck.
Imagine that.
Fuck think about it.
I'm going to give you one metric ton of fucking water.
How much is it worth to you to put it, you know what I mean?
And then I got to ship it, put it in a rail car, which in a fucking watertight container.
And you know what I mean?
Yeah, they don't just put it in the box car.
I know.
I'm just saying though, think about it.
In those days, people were lined up for blocks.
Yeah, it's not like you used to come see that aquarium.
You know what a Gobi is, right?
What the fuck's a Gobi?
A Gobi's like that tiny blue neon fish that's real common now.
You get a saltwater tank, you get a couple of Gobi's.
Really?
Blue neon ones.
But in those days, no.
I don't know what a Gobi is.
Well, it's a vivid blue saltwater fish.
Okay.
That we don't have anything around.
Saltwater?
Fucking, you know what?
Listen, aquarium people, fish tank people, they're fucking weird.
Yeah.
I mean, let's just be honest.
You know what I mean?
If you got it in your house.
What a fucking shark in your living room.
Right.
Yeah.
You know who wants one?
Who?
You?
Exactly, Mark.
And for?
Yeah.
No.
Whistle.
No.
Yeah, listen.
He'll never hear this.
That's all sheer.
He'll be obsessed with the trash.
He doesn't have the attention to the pump.
He can't even know it's not even.
He'll be obsessed with it.
It's not even.
It's fucking pumped.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man, it's fucking, they say it'll work, but man, it's fucking going on.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And that's all she needs is him just staring at a fish tank because it's got to go in the
living room.
You can't put it in the bedroom.
Well, you know he's going to pack it.
Well, if anything, you should just have a fresh water and throw like a plakostomus in there.
That'll do.
Yeah, a little sucker and fucking walk away.
Right.
But no, he's going to try to buy fucking.
He's going to buy fucking Hawaiian coral.
Right.
Yeah, look, it's fine.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It's Nemo.
$700 per fish.
Just a shark jammed in a fish tank.
He's going to buy a fish for $950 and it's going to die in the second day.
Check out my tiger shark cherry.
So my friend got, he had these piranhas, Tom.
Oh, I have a piranha one.
Tom had these piranhas and he kept feeding them and feeding them.
And soon they were as big as they were like this big.
And he's like, he tried to get one and put it in a bigger tank and it wound up clamping
right on the net like the hand.
Yeah.
And it wouldn't even, he's like freaked out and oh man.
You got a rat?
No.
No, it's the other guy, Tom.
Oh, Spottom.
Spottom.
His name was Butchie Cowins.
Spottom.
Bobby's friend there used to run all the spas around Chicago and all that shit.
Yeah.
And who was the house?
I am not only a, I am a customer.
He was.
I am a customer.
You probably know the guy by face if you see him.
Oh yeah, he's the manager at the fucking Hila house.
Do you got another smoke?
Yes, sir.
I got one steamboat.
Oh man, you're going to die smoking those fucking things.
Oh, nice catch.
That was amazing.
We're going to die doing that.
I mean, come on.
That's how worried about the death you are.
I'm not worried at all, motherfucking.
You could smoke until you fucking start on fire.
What's the average lifespan?
About 70.
70 you say?
Dude, we already surpassed our lifespan.
Exactly.
Our ranges aren't increasing anymore, I thought.
They're going down.
Life expectancy isn't going up.
No, it's going down.
Well yeah, I mean because of COVID.
Well no.
Very aftermath of COVID.
No, more because of the shots and because of the fucking heroin and fucking.
Listen man, people have been getting fucking shots out forever.
My mom has a fucking scar from her polio shot.
I know dude.
I mean people have been giving out vaccines.
This one didn't work.
Get over it.
I understand.
I'm down with that.
I'm just saying though.
Larry's got a fucking sleeve of ivermectin.
You ever see that shit?
It is intimidating when you have to fucking.
Ivermectin's not that bad.
It's a natural thing.
No, it's not.
It's for fucking horses.
Right, but it's a natural cleansing.
Second of all, it's a fucking, yeah.
How long have you been taking it?
Stomp three times.
But I mean this fucking guy, if you've seen the sleeve of ivermectin, it's got a horse on it.
It's a dewormer, right?
It's a parasite.
Yeah, parasite, dewormer.
I don't know.
You don't think we have parasites?
Huh?
You don't think humans have parasites?
Yeah, but they're naturally agreed.
All the bullshit we eat and the bullshit we eat.
Dude, my wife took it.
Hey, my wife took it and I said.
Obviously, this shit doesn't work.
Why the lurking face?
I said this shit obviously doesn't work.
And she's like, why?
How do you know?
And I go, I'm still here.
Because you know, I'm her parasite on her.
You're a sugar baby.
Is that a parasite?
You're good at your craft, dude.
You know what I mean?
A parasite's like a tapeworm.
Or you know those things you see hanging on the sharks when they're swimming?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, fuck Larry.
You're good at your craft, dude.
Tapeworms work common things.
All these accoutrements.
Women would want to get a tapeworm in the 20s to keep their weight down.
Yeah, they would.
They would swallow one.
Yeah, well, they would do that and then also with the liches.
Or fuck a guy that had one.
Huh?
Or I heard.
You'd fuck a guy who had one?
No, they would fuck a guy that had a tapeworm.
So they could.
Try and catch it.
That's what the guy with the tapeworm would tell the women.
But it didn't work.
You can catch it with sex?
No, but that's what the guy with the tapeworm would tell them.
The lich right there.
Yeah, exactly.
You're going to get skinny, I'll bang you.
Exactly.
Like you said.
Fucking, you tell all your friends I fucked every fat chick in the neighborhood.
I still don't got no tits.
In the neighborhood, you don't shit with a eat-a-lair.
Well, if you got a tapeworm, you probably don't have a car.
You can't really, I mean, man.
This was the olden days.
Exactly.
I'm not talking about now.
Yeah, I mean, they used fucking code, they used code even in children's medicine.
Sure, they put the weed in the tonic.
Cocaine.
Yeah, cocaine.
But.
Coke, the drink with a lift.
Is that what it was called?
Yeah, one of my dad telling me when they were kids.
The drink with a lift.
Nice.
That is amazing.
His dad drank seven cases a day.
Which is, I mean, there's so much.
It was an MK Ultra where they were dosing people.
Yeah, sure, man.
That's a good strand though, MK Ultra.
Of weed?
Yeah.
I'm talking about other shit.
They probably, MK Ultra probably fucking the government probably made those seeds,
invented them, and it causes some certain kind of psychosis that fucks you up in a certain way.
So did he just do a strain and that's what stuck?
I know, dude.
Can't go on in my fucking story, you dumbass.
No, not at all.
He's a fucking whore.
It's a horrible story.
Yeah.
He doesn't understand.
Bobby, he can't follow the fucking.
He has a hard time following.
Oh, I have a hard time following you.
Let me tell you, all that sugar that's coming off your baby ass, I mean, slip on it.
Look out, I'm slipping again.
Slipping to get at it.
Fucking weirdo.
The weirdo, you just mentioned it.
What are you doing back there slipping off the sugar from my ass?
I'm gonna wear those non-skid shoes.
What's that, Keds?
Back to Keds.
He's got like, his nurse shoes.
He gets a nail through his fucking shoe.
What's good enough for Johnny remote, right?
I'm not feeling how it paperwork.
Right.
Don't worry, I'll tell my college professor that I didn't get yelled at.
What are you talking about?
We'll just take the tetanus shot and go.
What are you talking about?
Getting in trouble with the zoo.
Oh, so finally the end of the story.
Oh shit, I should have.
Yeah, don't smash that.
Film, camera.
What do you call it?
That's the end of the story.
So it was the end of the tank story.
The tanky.
Thank you very much.
But no, so fucking they tell Larry to get out of there.
So last night I almost, I almost.
Don't win in anyways.
Exactly.
I didn't leave her.
So Larry solved the problem.
And the guy didn't yell at me.
He just said next time, wear the right shoes.
And I said I will.
And then what did you do after that?
I still hung around because I had to stay until Bobby left.
We had a golf cart or some kind of bullshit.
Yeah, what else did you do?
Somebody took us there in a golf cart or we took a golf cart.
And then after we were done, we went around the zoo, smoked a joint,
fucking looked at a couple of animals and left.
Hang on with the gorilla.
I begged my parents.
You shouldn't talk about your old lady like that.
I begged my parents to go to the zoo as a kid.
And my dad said, hey, if they want you, they'll come and get you.
I mean, look at this guy.
He's a big galoot.
And sure enough, they came.
Yeah, they did come and get him.
And then they're like, this gorilla can play the guitar.
This guy's got no attraction anymore.
He's an origin story.
Origin story.
Such a wonderful thing.
Running down the street.
This is amazing.
Yeah, man.
It's going to be a thing of the past, the zoo.
Oh, yeah.
They got no money, man.
You know what's going to be a thing of the past?
I think graveyards.
They're just going to start paying people money for their dead relatives.
And they're going to buy the land up.
We'll give you a hundred grand for your dead parents' bones.
You made them.
You gave them the fucking birth.
You gave everybody a hundred grand.
You know what I mean?
Well, most of the people where my mom is buried.
Maybe that's a big judgment.
That cemetery is a lot of people in vaults.
Concrete vaults.
So you have to take the vaults and empty them.
And then take all that concrete and grind it or do it, pummel it.
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.
No, I'm just saying.
That's all you'd have to do is dig them up, empty the thing out.
But the problem is, do you want to live on that land?
Oh, man, that's like fucking Indian burial grounds.
Yeah, man.
It's not like Indian burial grounds.
No, it's like American burial grounds.
It's not even as people burial grounds.
Catholic burial grounds.
Who says cat?
Why is it got to be Catholic?
Because the Catholic fucking...
My grandma ain't a Catholic.
Yeah, my grandma.
How about a burial ground for the cemetery?
There you go.
Oh, now you want to fight Larry.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's a cemetery.
Yeah.
But these fucking...
Catholic schmathletes.
It's this land that's taken up.
You know what I mean?
Catholic schmathletes.
But guess who owns it?
Catholic church.
What?
They own the land?
Yeah.
Yeah, for the Catholic cemetery.
Who do you think goes to the Greek church?
Who owns it for the Greek one?
And the Jewish church owns it for the Jews?
And that goes down the line, man.
Right?
I mean, doesn't that only go to figure?
Right.
You're an asshole.
I forgot Larry.
Who owns that giant motherfucker that you drive through, Bobby?
You know that town where they say there's more dead people than alive?
Hillside?
Is it Hillside?
Yeah.
I think it's Hillside, yeah.
Or Westchester.
What's the fucking type of cemetery is that?
What do you mean what type?
There's dead people there.
Is it Catholic?
I don't know.
Where we are.
Oh, the one after 290.
Where my family is, yeah.
It's, you know, the Alka-Pomps Elves.
Mon-Carmel Cemetery in Queen of Heaven Cemetery.
Queen of Heaven is huge and real nice.
Is that where it's named when he goes to prison?
Is that haunted, that one?
I don't know.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
My aunt said that they saw some dude walking down the street or something in a suit.
Oh, they have fucking multiple sightings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My aunts would be shit.
Now listen, my aunt and my grandma used to tell me these fucking ghost stories that would
scare the fuck out of me when I was a kid.
The guy would be walking down the street and he had no feet and he'd just be like moving
a lawn and he'd disappear and shit and things like that, you know.
Really kind of crazy, but I believed the fuck out of it because it was my grandmother telling
me.
Don't you believe in ghosts?
Well, sort of, I guess.
Believe in ghosts?
Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.
You believe in ghosts, team boss?
Oh, I do believe in spooks.
You have to train with a let-out.
No.
No, we're not.
I train with a lot of spooks.
You have to train with a lot of spooks.
So you have to.
From the Wizard of Oz, they were talking about ghosts and stuff, but he did say spirits and
fucking other shit like that, right?
Yeah.
Do you believe in it?
Sure.
It's got to be around somewhere.
What do you mean it's got to be around somewhere?
Something.
I mean, do you believe if someone dies in a place then the spirit doesn't leave?
I think somehow they're there to leave something to yourself.
This one dude.
Maybe that traces stay behind, but your spirit definitely goes somewhere.
He can't erase something fully.
You know what I mean?
Right, right.
Like 80% goes.
My friend John went to this party unannounced.
He went and just showed up.
There was some party and he was with some other people and just showed up with them and they
had some dude there who was some medium dude.
Uh huh.
Like a solo John out and he goes, you got somebody right next to you were right with
you right now.
Older lady and he said and he named his grandma right there.
Millie.
He said Mildred.
He says, and his grandma always, she was always smoking and drinking and wanting to be the
life of the party and shit.
I don't know if somehow maybe his name was the only thing I could think of is that his
name was listed or they gave the medium names.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
I did some background.
I mean, come on, that's a lot.
But I mean, you think this guy.
To just not even know he wasn't introduced to him.
Well, do you think this guy is doing all that?
He just looked at him.
Back work to do that.
No.
I think he feels.
No, maybe, maybe, hey, maybe the medium before John got there said is anybody here
and they said no, one person's missing John.
Well, no, he just kind of came with these people.
It's not like he was like invited.
The medium dude just showed up.
No, he was there.
He was there at the party.
John just showed up.
He was a medium for a party.
Weird motherfuckers to all kinds of shit.
So he goes, but anyways, they said that to him, which was kind of weird.
So I think that in the sense that people are here, like when the light flickers.
Yeah.
Yeah, how about the night Colleen, the day after Colleen died and the fucking PA fucking
had a bowl of rice.
PA stopped working.
What's that?
Anything to stop the break.
The PA went crazy.
And that was our philosophy.
You know what though?
I'm going to tell you right now.
Anything to stop the break.
That's just fucking assimilation.
Like something bad happened and something broke.
No, no, no, no, no.
It didn't break.
It stopped.
It stopped doing it and it worked after that.
Just like her.
Here's what happened.
Yeah.
She would call every fucking time we were practicing and make Tony leave.
Yeah.
She would be like, Hey, you got to come home.
It would be like, we would just get going and she'd be like, you got to come home every
time.
So finally she dies.
Tony's overpracticing.
We turned the PA on and now all of a sudden the thing is going crazy, making these crazy
sounds that we never heard turned it off.
It's still making the sounds and shit.
We were like, what the fuck, man?
Unplug it.
It's still making the sound.
And then it stopped and then we fucking left it around.
True.
The story is literally.
No.
Ask Bobby.
No, it was.
It was heavy duty.
You were here, Steamboat?
Yeah.
We was pressured.
But anything to stop her from.
She would do anything to stop our practice.
And I said to Tony after and then after the PA stopped doing it, I looked at Tony and
I said, one last time with Colleen, huh?
And he said, yeah, man, it must be.
Dude, remember fucking bots when he was over there and she would call up and be like, we
need a man to come home.
Yeah.
Bots.
He's over there with her.
It's raining and she calls.
Could you come home?
I need a man.
While her boyfriend is sitting right now.
Well, she's in the bedroom with her boyfriend.
Amazing.
Hey, whatever, man, you got game.
You might as well fight it, right?
You got some game.
Get that pimp hand go.
Yeah.
Keep that pimp hand strong.
I'm always keep that pimp hand strong.
She had it.
Yeah.