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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show

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okay here we are everybody welcome to the Larry and Needles show

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it might not be that long of a show because I only have one and a half joints

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hi is it kite motherfucker?

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I'm loon, I almost said I'm Larry, how needles?

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he's loony, we're both loony but

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he's needles and I'm Larry

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so today I went to this record store with my buddy Dave and it was kind of cool

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this place is called Hoarders, I forgot the town but it's

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you know out here in the Chicago land area and

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I come home and I see Needles and my wife they're going to go

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she talked him into going to the bank with and so they're like

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oh good you're home so I jump in the car with them and

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she roped us into about a three hour it was like Gilligan's

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Islands, three hour tour. She's a horrible driver, just the worst

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driver ever, I mean poor, I mean she is not a good

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example for international women's month, let me tell you, she literally stopped

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perpendicular to a road and there was a car

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literally four feet away looking right in her side window

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and she was putting her seatbelt on and she got mad because we told her to move.

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Right. She said I was only going to be here

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for a second, well why don't you just pull up to the stop sign?

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But I mean they're all women's bad drivers, I mean there was that lady that drove that

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hot rod but I mean only had to go straight. Right.

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She didn't have to turn at all. I mean there's not that many women in the Nascar.

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I could probably do that race. I mean if there was a Danica Patrick lady

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she's a smoke show. Yeah she was a smoke show with them without

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her car. Yeah well I mean obviously, I mean she definitely

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I don't know there's why aren't there more women in the Nascar.

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Well you know I don't, you'd figure there would be more too anyway

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because they're whiter, I mean I know it's only fractions compared to what

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we saw in the entire race but. It's not like they're Gandhian midgets or

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jockeys. Yeah jockeys. But you know you think that that might be a

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slight advantage of the weight thing. Well definitely I mean but

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think about it how many women have been in the Nascar

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there's gotta be a reason for that. When I was a kid in 1974 my dad brought us

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to you know what the fuck McCormick

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place in Shirley Moldowney. She was the big

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hot rod chick of the day. Okay hit that. And she was a

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fucking, we waited in line and got her autograph and she was

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also a smoke show back then. Really what did she race?

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I don't know, I don't either dragsters or, I mean I was a little kid I didn't know.

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Oh you went to the auto show. Yeah she was there. Oh well Jesus Christ why don't you give us a pretty

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huge building with one lady in there. No no

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there was a lot of people, different people yeah. Okay and

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Lassie I got her paw print on a fucking 8x10. You meant the dog Lassie?

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I highly doubt it was Lassie 9. I know. I know.

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I thought it was Lassie though. That's a good gig, think about that.

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Just owning a dog or carrying around a dog and be licensed

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to say that she's Lassie. It's like into Lassie. You're gonna fucking cash in man.

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But I mean what a hassle to travel around with that fucking dog. What happens if the thing dies

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in the air? Well we gotta get a new one. Yeah Lassie 10, well how are you gonna get

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Lassie 10 all the way over? You can't show up to the gig with no Lassie.

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You know what people that train dogs mad respect to them. Fuck man.

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What a brutal thing to do. Even crazier is the ones that

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train cats. Well that's really fucking

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anybody that trains animals. Yeah but cats they don't want to listen you know.

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listen. All you gotta do is keep it fucking. All you need is the right

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voltage. Oh yeah. Well like cattle prod on a cat

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would probably make it implode. I gotta fucking

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I gotta get it clean out. That's like given what do you call it

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that geese elka seltzer. What's that?

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Geese and elka seltzer they implode right when you do that. Yeah you're

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not supposed to feed seagulls and geese elka seltzer.

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Dude seagulls are fucking brutal. Bastards. Land of like

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their rats. They'll kill your ass if they're not careful. When I lived in Cali

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they would fucking dive on people. You could smoke that. They would

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dive on people just eating. Yeah I like shit right out of their

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hands. I like holding the potato chips up and they come and grab it out of

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your hands. Ah man you're just asking for fucking Larry Ninefingers.

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I mean Jesus Christ. Why poke a fucking bear technically.

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Here you go let me stick my hands up in the air to this animal

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I mean granted it has no teeth. It is an animal. Yeah but still.

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A wild fucking animal. It'll rip your fucking hand off. You shouldn't fuck around anyway.

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You know big of an asshole you would feel if you had to have a fucking hook because you put a potato

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chip up in the air. You'd be telling me you'd be lying to motherfuckers saying it was

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It would be like the dude that was that from Happy Gilmore with the guy with the

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wooden hand you ever see that. Yes I did.

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That was fucking great. People with disabilities

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can have fun with them right. Even though that guy technically

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did not have a hand you know what I mean. It's like playing

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what do you call it. He lost it to an alligator right. Yeah getting a ball

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out of the water but you can't go full retard either. That's one thing. Full handicapped

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or full retard you're just asking for trouble. Yeah like

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what do you call it. What's it do. Ben Stiller you ever see Tropic Thunder. No

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it's actually very funny. Nine hours. They try to go after it

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every once in a while because Robert Downey Jr. did blackface. Oh really.

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It's very funny. It's a really good movie. And this is another Larry's

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movie corner. Yeah another movie I didn't see.

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Yeah you don't watch that many movies. I haven't seen that many movies. I mean I've seen

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all the classics like I've seen the Batman. You know Batman the movie

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the original one with Batman and Robin from 1966 or whatever.

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Well time to Jesus that's a fucking. That's a must see.

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Your movie picks are in the story. Yeah I've seen Blazing Saddles. Well I mean. I've seen

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Young Frankenstein. Yeah you can't make movies like those anymore though that's what's funny.

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I mean even that place where we went to fucking eat today when Mary

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hoodwinked us and they're coming on that fucking goddamn three hour tour

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like he said. The bank and we went to like about. At first

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it was just going to be the bank and it was about 17 places. Yeah man it

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feels like you're driving driving in the car with me. And it's dangerous

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as fuck. It's dangerous as I mean we're talking dangerous. Yeah. Even I have a seat belt

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on. I mean and she's just all fucking willy nilly got

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her phone in her hand. She got her purse on her lap. The only

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thing that's different now a little safer than before is she doesn't smoke

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cigarettes anymore because then she'd be smoking a cigarette at the same time. Dude she's ripping heaters the whole

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time man. Yeah. Just fuck. She's like Andrew Dice Clay just ripping

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heater after heater. Just going at it. The fucking

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that thing is almost down to butt. She's got a lighter in her hand ready to get another heater to go.

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But I you know. Well I'm glad she fucked. The place that we went to

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go eat. I mean I don't want to say I mean it doesn't

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really matter. It's a big chain fucking sandwich place. Yeah. Put it that way.

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walk in there of all these younger kids that are

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vibe but not even woke. Not bad. Just gives you like that vibe

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of like at least they're working shall I say. Yeah.

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You know what I mean. There was a lot of red hair and nose piercings and blue

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hair. Yeah. But I mean at least it wasn't like. What's that. Antifa.

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There was a couple of cute ones. How the hell can you tell who's antifa.

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I mean pictures of Antifa. But that doesn't. We did look at that.

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Yeah. There's not one single one I'd thought. Episode Larry. Episode one Larry fucked up.

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But I mean you know what listen.

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Do you think that those I mean obviously those they're like

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Seattle fours. Most of those people.

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You know it's not they're not exactly influencers.

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No. Influencers. I don't know I sounded weird when I said it.

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conform them the high you know what I mean like. Sure.

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Say you get a solid Seattle five that's in Antifa and she recruits

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up. She's like Manson. Right. You know what I mean like she dangles that

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she could start a fucking call. Yeah. And next thing you know you're

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fucking trying to block off the streets from the cops.

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You know you're fucking Seattle five. You fucking you wish.

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Somebody else fucking Seattle five. You're getting cocked.

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Because they tried to open that thing. What was that the

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the no zone. What I can't remember the name of it. No chop.

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Fuck man. It would you know no cob zone.

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It was their own little fucking world. Yeah. And then shit went bad. People were overdosing

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in there. Somebody got murdered I think happened. It's like it's like

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my house back you know ten years ago. But he means it was like

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your house. No the cops could come here though. Oh yeah. So it wasn't like your house

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at all. I guess so. Oh man.

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That's nothing to do with anything that has to

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go with it. But that's these people want

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like what were they talking about about give a five million dollars

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and then a dollar for land ownership. Oh yeah.

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Buy a house for a dollar. Yeah something to that extent. I don't think

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where and this I think it's just a candidate or just somebody

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that was just talking and then he said his constituents got all upset

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about this plan that he had and it's like

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if you looked at what's going on there like I don't like I'm not into politics

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I don't like I just want this country. I would like to be

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five million getting. I would like to get five million.

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I mean obviously through lineage and stuff but I don't know

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if they even do that much. But then how are they going to throw a fucking dart at the board

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and see where it just hits a name. Like alright here you go.

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certain low income people a certain amount of money a month.

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I hate to say this I really do. I'm not a Trump fan

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I'm not a Trump supporter or anything. I'm saying just make America great again.

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It really is when you think about it. I mean the only thing that it does is

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it creates the only you could say that before Trump.

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Sure. And people were like yeah it's a great idea. The only reason people

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don't like it is because he fucking said it. He coined it. Yeah.

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He put it on a fucking hat and people wore it and now people lose their

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shit when they see this slogan. It's like what kind of

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shit is that. It's like just talking communist bullshit is that. Here's a fucked up analogy.

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That's like saying Alan Fried the New York DJ who coined

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the phrase rock and roll. Well he can't

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it's not cool to like rock and roll because

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he never played rock and roll. He's just a fucking old

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man who worked at a job in the corporate world. But the truth

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is who cares who came up with what. You're going to freeze.

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Yeah man if it's a good fucking thing it's a good thing.

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Rock and roll. Yeah make America great. Fuck it man. It's a good slogan right.

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Yeah. And why would you want to make it shitty. What kind of why would you want to do

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that. What kind of person wants to not live in a good country.

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America is the greatest fucking place. It really is. There's nowhere better.

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It really is the best. I've seen poverty. I've seen slums. I've seen

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places that were undesirable to the normal person.

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On my own accord and by willingly doing it for myself. Right. You know but at the same time

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this country is just in shambles.

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But nonetheless it's still the greatest. Well no I know but at the same time and people

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aren't saying anything or doing like we're just taking it right in the fucking

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ass. Yeah. And we're getting used to it. Like gas. Okay well

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it's this much money now we'll just you know. Right. Little Sally and Jimmy need

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to go to fucking Wisconsin for the weekend or need to go to Minnesota or something.

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That's fine but it's going to cost. Little Johnny's got to raise his prices

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and long cutting this fucking summer.

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But what do you what do what the

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fucking we really do. What can we do Larry. Good fucking

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revolt baby. Yeah but what's revolt going to do. I don't know what the fuck that does. Revolts not going to do

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shit. I mean we can't even boycott things anymore. Yeah.

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You know what are you going to do. You're going to boycott fucking gas. I remember as a kid. Then you're going to go to electric.

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bad. It's all bad. That's a thing. How is it bad. What's it bad. It's bad. Gas

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is bad for the environment. Electric gas is cool man. Electric

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is just as bad as gas because they have to burn all kinds

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of fucking petroleum products and coal and all that

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shit. For what. To get the electricity. Well no I got the Hoover Dam. You can do

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water. It's not all coming from that though. That's a small percentage

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nuclear nuclear nuclear is good. It's not bad. I like it.

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about all these wild dogs that are from Chernobyl

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and they've become mutants. They're accustomed to. But their

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genes have yeah they've become accustomed to the radiation and their genes

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have manipulated where they can live there. Oh fuck man.

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Crazy Russian Chernobyl dog dude. Wow that is fucking. Let me tell you

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that's how I'm gonna murder all my worst enemies.

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live. You'd have to have a Geiger counter. It wouldn't even be able to save you.

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You'd grow a third nut. Oh man.

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This dog is like an arms just all fucked up from that and the dog.

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You're not a dog guy anyway. They didn't say anything about cats though.

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They carry the radiation? Well yeah they're just used to it. They live in a zone.

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Their genes have become accustomed to it and it's kind of manipulative.

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Yeah but that doesn't mean they're radioactive. Yeah. What do you mean they're radioactive?

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They're in a radioactive zone. Okay. It's just like with fish

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with you know what I mean. Just like fish you eat at the fucking.

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Well they eat plastic you consume the plastic you know what I mean. Whatever gets in their system

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I wonder what a nuclear dog tastes like. Man.

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You probably don't have to cook it as long. There was a company that was making vodka.

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If at all. There was a company that was making vodka. I swear to God

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I'm not wrong. Nuclear distilled. Chernobyl distilled. Well no they were using

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Chernobyl rocks to distill it. No no no no they were using

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something. Man I'm totally butchering. Now I sound like Kiki.

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He's just out breaking.

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He's talking to me. Maybe a show that's not here.

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He's in a wife beater talking to a steward.

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You heard this about Bitcoin.

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Doing his Alex Jones impression. But no I can't remember.

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They were doing the distilling some sort of vodka

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and it was made I think with fruit

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or something from the

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if it's not let me see.

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Fruit from the Chernobyl tree.

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Something to that extent. I mean I think

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they were using let me see I'm going to look it up really quick.

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It's a really crazy story. Like I think they

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called it Tommik Vodka. Nice.

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Which I mean come on how fucking fitting is that. Yeah I fucking might have.

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I buy it. They support Ukraine. Oh there you go man.

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Chernobyl Spirit Company 75

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profit. You might have supported Ukraine enough already. I don't think this is it.

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land in the areas if Ukraine abandoned after the Chernobyl accident.

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I mean come on. Nice. This is I mean

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and they actually I mean any fucking sounds like false. Any company that has to

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I don't know about that. I mean they're telling you it's from there.

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It was a false advertising. I don't know man. It's not like

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Poland Spring doesn't come from Poland. That's kind of false advertising.

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The joke Larry. I mean Jesus Christ

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why don't you just step on that thing and drag it into the ground.

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But I mean if you have to have us they have a scientific

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fucking explanation for this what do you call it for this vodka

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first page that's not good. Yeah I mean

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well yeah I mean you're going to get a goiter

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something like that something that's not going to be bad. I mean if you grew a second dick

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that'd be awesome. It might cure something.

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My new fucking increments of radiation

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I mean that's what we do technically right.

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When we do chemo and radiation. Oh god

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I mean that's shit but I mean if you have to have

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what do you call it a science on here about

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I mean they even give you the name obligatory resettlement where land can officially be used for agriculture

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but people still live but they're growing stuff there. Oh man.

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I mean this fucking talk about a goddamn lawsuit.

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Well if they tell you upfront I think they're safe. They're not liable

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for you to die from. I don't think so. I mean you can't

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sell radioactive vodka. I don't know

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it's just like Hillbilly heroin in the gas stations.

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Remember many things in white crosses when you used to be able to buy that

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shit. Don't they still have it? No they're not like they used to be.

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They'll fucking many things. Oh my god man whenever we found out about those things.

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Dude you could buy a whole box the whole fucking thing with all the sleeves for like 25

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bucks man. It was crazy. That shit was pure

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fucking adrenaline. The Fetamine. Yeah

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this is what they sold in the fucking stores.

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But not anymore though. But now they got like Kratom and shit.

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Kratom. Yeah I know a couple guys that swear by the Kratom

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and I personally fucking I never did shit for me.

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I never tried it. It's nothing man. Why I don't know why

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but nowadays that's probably you can probably get more high off of that than what's on the

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streets right now. You get that fucking Fanny. Yeah. Or you get the fucking

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what's the other one though. Trank. The Trank.

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Fuckin' Iron will fall off. Remember Crocodile or Crocodile or whatever.

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Well the Trank is a form kind of a Crocodile. Well it's all cyclical because

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you know what I mean what's gonna happen. I think we were talking about that before that Canada

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has allowed two companies to start making pure

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drugs again. And they're gonna interject them back into

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the community. Really like heroin you're saying? Yeah

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heroin, MDMA, cocaine I think. Well let's go.

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Let's go where? You can buy dope from a vending machine

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in Canada. Come on. I swear to God.

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Man I know a lot of Canadians. I know a lot of Canadians.

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Yeah but not the right ones.

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We wanna smuggle one of those vending machines across and we wanna put it in the studio.

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We're gonna put it right in the corner of the podcast. That's a great fucking idea man.

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I mean why not? It's just guests can come in. Everybody would love it.

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Yeah guests can come in. They gotta pay for shooting.

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You want some shit whatever. I mean whatever

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fuckin' tickles your fancy. I don't give a shit.

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Yeah like back in the day and I'm sure still

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in Europe like you know they sold cigarettes in the machine. They don't even do that

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anymore. Yeah the cigarettes are worse than anything. You know what I mean? They are though.

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That's true. As you see. As I rip a heater.

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But they are fucking terrible. They're so addictive. That's a

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fucking problem. I've been a... Well they had it that shit.

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I've been indulged in a lot of things. Back in the old days you could smoke on and off

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because they didn't have nicotine. They were going to fucking doctors. They didn't have nicotine.

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People are ripping heaters and shit. Not filters. Come on. Sure.

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They were fucking filters. People called them pussies.

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They filled those with your women and they put the brown end on there to hide the lipstick.

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Oh yeah. But that's just funny how everything comes

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you know it's just like boozing for women. Everything for

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happy national women's month by the way. I should have came up with a good story.

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Wow. Oh we can't... How about that one chick. I love women. That's one story.

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Well you love one woman. Yeah. I love all women.

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I do. I mean I do. I love all women. I mean just don't sniff their hair when you're standing

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in the line. No I'm not a sniffer. You're not a sniffer. No.

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That's your foot guy. Yeah. The more of a liquor.

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You're the more of a liquor. I was thinking a whole big foot in your mouth.

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That's what you like. The toenail

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polish is all chipped and shit. It's not even done right. I'm helping them

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chip it off. Yeah. She's been walking around town barefoot all day.

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Yeah.

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But hey man to each of us that own. Who the fuck might have

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tell anybody. You know what I mean. Everybody. Because the internet just sparked everybody

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to be completely out of control. The conversion under the sun. Yeah. I mean to think about it

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you can get anything. And there's a lot. Child porn. Wow.

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Anything you want. Did you see Gary Glitter fucking just went back to prison.

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For what? Well I mean obviously. What do you think a

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porn pedophile shit. Well. What was he doing.

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This fanook fucking

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is on like a dozen interview and he's trying to get trying to figure out how to

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get on the dark web because he needed the onion router or some

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onion app or something like that. I don't want to think about the dark web. You know what I mean. Sure you know.

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He's like I would admit it. I mean I heard it's a pretty

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scandalous little area but I mean I don't mind a big enough computer nerd and

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not that nefarious to go there. Plus you can get everything you need right on the streets of

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Chicago land. Well yeah. I mean I can't

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hire a hit man though even though multiple people. No we don't need to fucking hire hit man.

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I do it myself. Allegedly. Allegedly.

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Allegedly. I mean if you're

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going to do something you want to be hands on look at the I mean time is

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told you know what I mean. Think about it. The best is fucking

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Galooly. Oh man. Galooly. The fucking

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real boxhead shall we say. Yeah. It's for

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Tanya Harding. I mean that fucking guy. We love Tanya. Well

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we just were looking at her Instagram the other day. Here let me get that. Thank you very much.

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What's up bitch. Oh man. What do you call it. How about a. She's still a

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fox. I do her. Yeah. They made that gay. Gas

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porno. Well I mean. They're not pros man.

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Well it doesn't mean I mean come on you don't know how the fucking camera angle works. I know.

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I mean that poor lady. She looks like she wasn't having fun at all.

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I mean you think a guy with Galooly would fucking know how to get down. Right. Just with that

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fucking name alone. Yeah. You think man. That sounds like a powerful name but

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So I was uh I was telling needles today about totally

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changing the fucking subject. I was telling needles about

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Jim Gordon. He's a drummer. Oh yeah the greatest drummer ever.

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Yeah. He played with Eric Clapton amongst other people.

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You know Ringo. Yeah. He said he played for a shit. He played in a ton of

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fucking shit. Yeah. And he went crazy one day. They said

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in the Beach Boys. Yeah. I mean he was a very accomplished.

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And he was on all the TV shows in the 70s. Guy was a schizophrenic.

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And he went nuts. And he fucking killed his mom one day and he chopped her in a

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little piece. 1983. In 1983.

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Then he went. I was just telling him about. But then what did he do after that?

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Oh. Then after he kills his mother he's all covered in blood

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and he goes to the Troubadour. You know in L.A.

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just the bar that he hung out at all the time. Do you have to fact check this?

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You could. I might be wrong on the bar but the rest of this shit is true. I'm pretty sure.

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No I know that's true. Yeah. And um. Just a bar name I mean. And he's there

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sitting there all bloody just ordering drinks and getting drunk until the cops

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came and took him away and he went without a fight. We tried to murder his wife

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right. He tried to murder his wife first and she got away from him.

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But he was doing a lot of drugs and drinking. Yeah. He was just schizophrenic.

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Yeah. But I was just telling needles about

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this guy today. And he looks on the internet

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and the fucking guy died. And he died today. Yeah. He died today.

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He died today. 77 years old. He died in prison today. Which is

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crazy. Yeah. And he was a part of the incredible Bongo Band.

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It was famous for Bongo Band. That all the hip hoppers used

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the New York hip hoppers used in the early 70's. Really?

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Yeah. Man they just ripped shit off back then. Yeah. And it was a patchy

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with Jim Gordon playing drums on it. That was the

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thing they wanted. R.I.P. Jim Gordon. R.I.P. man. And his mom.

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And his mom. He caught up in little pieces somewhere. Yeah.

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I mean do you put her in a casket? I don't know what they did. I mean it's easier

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to cremate probably if she's cute. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he was

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and I guess the story was that he did chop her up in little

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fucking pieces. But how do you do that though? I should have looked in more into it.

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I should have looked more into that because I want to know how he did his deed.

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Because that's a pretty compelling story. Yeah. I'm surprised there isn't a movie about it.

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Well. They'll probably make one eventually now that he's dead. Maybe.

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Now that they can buy the right. You know what I mean? They could buy the rights to him because maybe they couldn't because

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he couldn't profit off it from it. You know. And he really literally was the go to

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drummer. Every fucking buddy wanted him. All the big things. He was a studio drummer too?

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Yeah. Studio in line. That's crazy. Just wanted all the time.

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He did like two or three

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sessions with different bands a day. He was busy

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all the time. Well it's his fucking job. You know what I mean? And the guy loved the music.

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Imagine that. And the only reason he's not on the other records of that

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time period that there's even other drummers on there is because the

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motherfucker was busy recording another thing. A schizophrenic

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playing the drums. I mean that is like the true essence of animal.

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Yeah. You know what I mean? I wonder if there's a. I wonder if there's any correlation

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with the animal. Well not even. I wonder if there's a correlation with the

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certain type of drummer or something. That's the street guy I might have known about Jim

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Gordon and the animal after. Keith Moon. Yeah.

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Another wild man. Yeah. But I mean a lot of drummers were Ginger Baker.

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Yeah. Ginger Baker that fucking documentary was amazing.

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He was like. You aware of Mr. Baker? Yeah. He was hitting that dude with his cane.

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Yeah. That was fucking great. He was like motherfucker I'm here to make a documentary. It was his buddy. Yeah.

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He's like I'm here to make a documentary about you. Being the fuck out of me. You're a real motherfucker man.

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Yeah. But especially

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back then the debauchery that those guys were into. Like there's nothing like that

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now. Right. And that's what they say part of the problem with Jim Gordon was

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was that he had so much money and he could do

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you know get any pussy he wanted. Get high on any drug he wanted.

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Then he was bored out of his mind. He would like pay people

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money to do crazy fucking shit. Well yeah that's what happens. Look at the fucking

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episodes and shit. You know. And he just started going crazier and crazier. When these people get money

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they do more and more nefarious shit. You get bored of the regular.

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I guess. What do you mean you guess. Well I mean. I mean look at all these people

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high profile people that are into these rituals

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and shit like you say. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean

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well maybe you just you know you just hear about them because they're high profile

436
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people I'm sure they're you know they're sick fucking all over doing weird shit.

437
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,560
Remember where they were branding the women.

438
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,560
And there was a lady that got. Oh yeah yeah yeah I don't know. She was an actor

439
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,560
and it was it was crazy like people it's like Weinstein people you

440
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,560
give people power and use that. And they're going to abuse

441
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,560
it because fuck man I wish I could remember this is going to be crazy

442
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,560
the guy the guy from Nickelodeon that had the

443
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,560
foot fetish. Oh no it's crazy like

444
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,560
if you watch these old Dan Schneider maybe

445
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,560
Dan Schneider I think that might be it. But if you watch these old videos

446
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,560
from like Nickelodeon they would put like whipped cream on girls feet

447
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,560
and another little kid would lick it off. Are you kidding me. No I'm not. He had a

448
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:08,560
pool shaped like a foot. Oh my god. That's like me having a pool shaped like a needle.

449
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,560
Hahaha.

450
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,560
I mean right on the fucking head you know what I mean.

451
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,560
This is what I'm into. You can see it from space.

452
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,560
You know what I'm into from space. Here's my giant foot.

453
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,560
If anyone has any whipped cream or any feet they need like

454
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,560
dog. Oh man you know what I mean. I don't understand how people like feet. I'm not a foot

455
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,560
guy. No me either. I can't understand that like

456
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,560
she's got to be real fucking hot. It's not even that.

457
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,560
I don't care how hot she is it's still fucking feet man.

458
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,560
You know. Yeah you're walking around on them. It's just that

459
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,560
I mean like we were talking about before the internet is open these

460
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,560
avenues where all these fucking perversions. Yeah or these and listen man

461
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,560
I'm a dirt bag. You know what I mean. There's no question. I'm not.

462
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,560
You're fucking low like bastard. For sure.

463
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,560
Thanks for notarizing that. But at the same time

464
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,560
I just you know what I mean like

465
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,560
what do you call it these people that put Cantalik Chuck Berry

466
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,560
Yeah yeah. With a camera in there. Yeah the ladies bathroom and shit.

467
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,560
Why do you want to watch a lady take a shit. Well he's a sick motherfucker.

468
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,560
Exactly because he kind of ran out of stuff to do. You know what I mean. Like that's what got his rocks off

469
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,560
and I don't understand that. But at the same time I'm not the person that should be like that's wrong

470
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,560
you know what I mean. I'm going to tell you. Well yeah everybody can do whatever they want.

471
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,560
You know. If you get caught you're going to get in trouble. Well that's the thing

472
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,560
too. You see these people that get caught for these crazy

473
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,560
things and then you're like how the fuck you know what I mean.

474
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,560
Jared Fogle. Yeah. It's like. Yeah. He knocked himself out

475
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,560
but fuck man like well talk about bringing fucking

476
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,560
fucking cookies to a fucking I don't even know the analogy for that

477
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,560
weirdo. Like yeah we're here you go into high school and watch these kids

478
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,560
damn fucking guys got a problem man. Is he still in jail. Yeah

479
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,560
he's going to be in jail for a while. How long did they give him like 20 years

480
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,560
no I think more than that. Really. Yeah because I think he admitted to having sex with the child.

481
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,560
Oh fuck man holy shit. I told you he wanted

482
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,560
the lady to send nudes of her kids. That is fucking

483
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,560
I thought that was the extent of it. I didn't know. Imagine having that

484
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,560
perversion. And I'm not saying I'm not saying

485
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,560
like what a burden man. Do you know what I mean. Look at

486
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,560
our famous people. And I'm not condoning this type of behavior. It seems like there's

487
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:44,560
awful lot of these sick fucking bastards. Well they're all over the news too.

488
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,560
It's like and when you look at it the majority

489
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,560
are in positions with kids. Yeah. Do you know what I mean.

490
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,560
Like they have access to children. Right. Like they just I was

491
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,560
reading an article today about this doctor that

492
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,560
he just got busted with all this child porn and he didn't I mean you know

493
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,560
I hate to do the whole thing where it's like oh this guy didn't look like a pedo

494
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,560
which you know he had this bracelet that he would put on when he was giving exams

495
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,560
to children. Oh wow. Then it would record it. Oh

496
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,560
whoa. Yeah and then it's like a camera thing. Yeah it was a camera. Holy

497
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:24,560
shit. Dude we are getting too smart for our own good. Holy fuck. Like we're creating

498
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,560
it's just like those air tags where you can put them on and it tracks people you know

499
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,560
with those Apple air tags. And you could fuck it stock people.

500
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,560
Yeah. Now they make like wall chargers with cameras in them.

501
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,560
It's like. Wow. It's very easy to be a pervert

502
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,560
right now. Wow. I mean. So where do I get one of these

503
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,560
Amazon Buds. 2399.

504
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,560
You buy a 4Pan. Yeah I get one of that motherfucker.

505
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,560
You want to buy the wireless one.

506
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,560
But I mean

507
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,560
they're crazy like the shit that like the lengths that these people will go to.

508
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Oh yeah they're fucking. Not only do they gotta go through huge lengths to get

509
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,560
their fucking content and for their perversion but they also got

510
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,560
to hide that shit too man. Imagine having a family

511
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,560
and you're just fucking wrecking your meat to child porn all day. Wow man that's sick.

512
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,560
I know but these people. That's fucking gross shit. Like think about it how they

513
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,560
integrate themselves into their families. This Fogo guy had kids and a wife.

514
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,560
Shit. He had neighbors. He was. Dude. Well yeah of course.

515
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,560
Okay listen. It is a lot of work to be a

516
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,560
serial killer. I'm not one. I'm just saying you know what I mean. Like every serial killer has said that.

517
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,560
So how hard is the needles. Well. Actually I took a blue

518
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,560
chew. It's really hard right now. It's a Viagra.

519
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,560
But what do you call it. I mean imagine

520
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,560
that having like the gay thing had a family. Yeah. Do all this shit

521
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,560
and was a fucking serial killer. But he didn't have kids and shit though did he. Yeah

522
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,560
I think so. Yeah I think he had kids. Yeah I think he did not his. I think they were from a

523
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,560
movie. And you know what else is fucking weird though with Gacy. What's that. He got

524
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,560
arrested for sodomy. Of a boy. Yeah.

525
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,560
Yeah in Seattle or something. Yeah and they never checked his records right. And his

526
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,560
wife knew this and still married him and didn't think that was fucked up or

527
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,560
sometimes. Yeah but he was a smooth talker and women weren't exactly. And people did

528
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,560
fucking love the guy. Dude he was a smooth ass motherfucker. He met Nancy Carter.

529
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Right. Yeah. Not Nancy Carter.

530
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,560
Rosalind Carter. Nancy Reagan. Nancy Reagan. Those are the names. I mean I don't know who he met.

531
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,560
But I have seen that picture of him with some political

532
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,560
picture. Yeah they have pictures of him. They have pictures of him all over the place but

533
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,560
just like anything you gotta get sloppy. Cause like you can't. It's just like an addiction.

534
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,560
Just like getting high every day. And then it just

535
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,560
then getting builder. Sure. Building up building up building up. At first you're cool

536
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,560
and you can get high and people don't know you're high and then eventually there's no fucking

537
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,560
way. But you don't care. Well that too. But there's also you get a tolerance for the amount of

538
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,560
violence you're doing. You know what I mean. The tolerance for. I remember though

539
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,560
when my dad I was even I was going to. Hey did you make sure

540
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,560
the fucking roundabout. Yeah. Okay. I was walking to my parents

541
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,560
house. You know it's about half a block away and my dad was

542
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,560
outside. And I just did one fucking bag of dope. You

543
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,560
know. And I wasn't really high. And from a block away. He

544
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,560
could tell. He's like hey. He else on the block. You're high. You know what

545
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,560
you know. And I'm like how in the fuck can you tell him I'm high. I can see you walking

546
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,560
like when they would show the cartoons. Tell about how you're walking. When they would

547
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,560
bend the sidewalk and the guys the jazz guys. Yeah.

548
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Like the miles on the corner out. I tell you.

549
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,560
Oh fuck. And I was like shit man. My dad knew from a

550
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,560
fucking block away. Yeah. We were just talking about this because you could

551
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,560
tell. Yeah. Literally. If you know the fuck person.

552
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,560
If you've been around enough addicts. That too. And for

553
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,560
anything you could tell when someone's on coke. You could tell when someone's not dope.

554
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:16,560
You could tell when someone's drunk. Sure. I could tell a person that I know this person

555
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,560
when they say one word a letter I can tell if they're drunk. Yeah. You know what I mean.

556
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Sure. Just from talking to this person for thousands of hours.

557
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Like you compared to now compared to last time. This motherfucker was so drunk

558
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:36,560
and remarkably he didn't make that much of an ass to a lot of himself. I was fucking

559
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,560
shocked. I was like wow. I don't know why you're airing my dirty laundry right now Larry.

560
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,560
They're gonna hear it anyway. Well yeah because you keep on calling me out on it.

561
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,560
They wouldn't know if you didn't say nothing.

562
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,560
I mean and that last one was a real sleeper. You know what I mean.

563
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:58,560
It was fun. It was very fun. It's just that we're new

564
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:04,560
to this and we don't have we're just free form. Obviously not professionals.

565
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,560
Well yeah I mean look at us. I mean Jesus Christ I have a day job and you're a sugar baby.

566
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:14,560
What do you expect? I mean when you have to get a job finally are you gonna write that on your

567
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,560
why there's a lap? My resume. Why there's a lap some 15 years.

568
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:24,560
Sugar baby. I think that's hilarious. I don't know man.

569
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:30,560
Well I mean. God forbid if the fucking economy does better then we don't have to worry about

570
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,560
working our asses off till we die. We don't have to sugar it up so much.

571
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,560
Oh but get him back. We're just gonna free form this podcast and I don't know.

572
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,560
We're not gonna be we're not gonna pit you're not gonna sort of corner

573
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,560
ourselves into one topic. Because we don't know anything.

574
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,560
Well yeah that also I mean you have to have knowledge to be knowledgeable.

575
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:56,560
Exactly. I mean look at Kiki. He just spits whatever he wants out.

576
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,560
Sure. So you know we'll talk about shit maybe we'll do a little fucking research

577
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,560
and figure out what we want to do. Conspiracy theories. Like I said we can

578
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,560
do Kiki's conspiracy theory corner. Yeah. I don't know if we'll have to bleep that

579
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,560
or totally we could just use asterisks if we need to.

580
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,560
But I don't know we'll see how things go.

581
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,560
I'm just not fucking smart enough to figure out and get this off the ground.

582
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,560
Yeah I mean I got you know. Yeah we got my cousin

583
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,560
my brother's shorty.

584
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,560
My fucking six foot

585
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,560
I don't know why this matters. I mean Jesus sounds like you're writing a page for Tinder.

586
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Okay. Well yeah look what we're gonna see how we can do.

587
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,560
I don't know how to fucking do any other shit man. We need to get someone that's younger that knows the fucking

588
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,560
computer. Yeah that's alright. That's it. I mean I'm not like I said

589
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,560
the fucking computer's out there. We'll have that shit figured out. Yeah the computer freaks

590
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,560
me out. You know what I mean it's just too much like even

591
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,560
my friends kids it's like even when you put blackers on shit

592
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,560
you're still getting porno stuff and you're still getting you like

593
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,560
it's crazy the way that people

594
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,560
talk to each other on the internet. Yeah my wife has been trying to

595
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,560
fucking erase some apps and shit off of her phone because the phone

596
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,560
is filled with you know her memories filled and it doesn't work

597
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,560
anymore. So we go to the Verizon store

598
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,560
that was one of the places she dragged us today. Yeah that was the fucking

599
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,560
the parental protection was turned on

600
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,560
on her phone. It took two Verizon workers

601
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,560
about a half hour but me and my wife have been trying

602
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,560
to do this for the last two fucking months you know and

603
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,560
so yeah it was the parental protection

604
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,560
allowing us to erase the apps. You can play a mean lick but you can't fucking figure out

605
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,560
how to turn off the parental. No I didn't even know

606
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,560
where it was in the phone. How the fuck would you

607
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,560
even turn it on? I don't know. Well obviously it just

608
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,560
turned it on but where do you even get to it's gotta be in the settings

609
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,560
totally. I don't even know how to use my phone

610
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,560
I watch porn on it I read the news

611
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,560
I play a couple stupid fucking games and that's it. I usually don't know where

612
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,560
my phone is. I use my phone at time like a Jack's Pizza in the oven

613
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,560
and to like you know

614
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,560
make phone calls. Yeah but that's rare text message

615
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,560
I usually don't like today all day long I didn't have my phone

616
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,560
for morning till night. Well it's crazy how Chris will just

617
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,560
talk to you, call you and talk to you for like 45 minutes. Yeah

618
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,560
you're in the fucking kitchen we're all hanging out and you just have my speakerphone

619
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,560
and you just ramble it out and you just leave it on and let him talk

620
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,560
and you're like oh yeah yeah yeah I mean I know you're paying attention but

621
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,560
I hate talking on the phone. I talked to Chris the other day he sent me

622
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,560
this breathing apparatus that's supposed to fucking rattle shit loose from your

623
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,560
lungs. That doesn't sound kosher. Oh I'm gonna see what it does

624
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,560
he's been using it he says it's good he likes it. Okay wait see

625
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,560
you gotta explain things Larry. Well you know. It just can't be like hey this thing rattles

626
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,560
your shit up and then what happens? No it's like this breathing apparatus. So you put it in your mouth

627
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,560
yeah and does it got like a pump does it make. I think it's like a ball

628
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,560
that rattles inside. You're supposed to like make this ball.

629
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,560
I think he's getting you into some gay shit Larry.

630
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,560
We'll see cause it's coming into the fucking mail tomorrow. Put this hose in your

631
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,560
ass and this ball game.

632
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:46,560
This will help your breathing. This does not seem at all. Just don't tell anybody.

633
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,560
It's definitely out of the air proof. I mean fuck it is. So you know

634
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,560
and he has trouble breathing you know we're all fucking

635
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,560
wheezing and coughing cause we're old. Fucking smoking. Ripping

636
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,560
heaters. Ripping heaters for fucking years. Yeah. So

637
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,560
he said it's helping him and he bought one for me and Mary

638
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,560
he actually bought three of them one for me and one for Mary and one for himself

639
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,560
except he lost one so he said when he finds the other one he'll send it but he

640
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,560
sent one and he said it should be here tomorrow. So what does it do though?

641
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,560
I guess you do breathing exercises hopefully it comes with some sort of direction. Sounds like the right stuff

642
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,560
remember that movie where the fucking astronauts they had to blow into that tube

643
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,560
and it has that wiffle ball in there with the holes in it. No. You have to maintain a certain

644
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,560
like long capacity. Well I had a thing like that when I was in the hospital once

645
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,560
for some shit and they want to make sure you don't get pneumonia so they

646
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,560
make you breathe and keep this thing at a certain level

647
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,560
and if you can't get it to a certain level then they know your fucking lungs aren't working.

648
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,560
Yeah if you have like bronchitis and shit or something like that

649
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,560
and I did and I fucking my lung I fucking

650
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,560
Yeah like you're in Boys Town just blowing dudes but you're just blowing through their dick

651
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,560
ohhhhhh

652
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,560
that fucking head gets all big like a water balloon. Yeah it's a

653
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,560
fucking when you shoot the water at the clowns and the blow up.

654
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,560
The balloon explodes. That head gets all big. You're the reverse Larry the reverse

655
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,560
blower. Yeah that's fucking funny Einstein

656
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,560
the jack of the

657
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,560
It makes me laugh that's all that matters. But

658
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,560
so yeah when my lungs shut down one time

659
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,560
I couldn't fucking drug abuse I fucking had to go through all this

660
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,560
shit and breathing this breathing

661
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,560
thing was one of them and I couldn't fucking breathe at all man.

662
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,560
Well because it's low oxygen level and all that shit

663
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,560
I mean the variables that are when they ask you what you've put into your

664
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,560
lungs and shit like that you're like because I mean even if you're fucking ripping

665
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,560
gackers it's going right into your lungs you know everything goes into your shit

666
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,560
so it's like all kinds of particulates

667
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,560
particulates that's what my brother would say like I'd sniff a line of coke

668
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,560
in front of him and he'd say like I can't believe you would sniff

669
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,560
particulates into your lungs he would put it in like in a way that would make me be like

670
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,560
holy fuck man. Well it makes you think about it on a more micro level

671
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,560
yeah that's what he tells you know that's the shit he would say to me.

672
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Let's rip rails Larry. Let's rip particulates

673
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,560
yeah which one? You don't think of it like that.

674
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,560
The funny thing is is I do think of it like that because I was just doing it.

675
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,560
I was just doing a job the other day. I would never fucking do that.

676
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,560
I was doing a job the other day and we were cutting in holes

677
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,560
and for can lights and all

678
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,560
and insulation and then you could see it

679
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,560
in the air. Fine pieces. So it's like I think about that shit all the time.

680
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,560
I wish they could make some sort of thing to clean your lungs.

681
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,560
I'm sure that shit's played out when everybody talked about it. I know everybody said

682
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,560
something. I don't know. Like you go in and they fucking take your lungs

683
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,560
and they just like drown them you know like when you clean a bong.

684
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,560
Shake you up with some salt. I don't know about shaking

685
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,560
up but yeah. Like a fucking shaker.

686
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Like a paint mixer. Like a paint mixer

687
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,560
you ever see one of those things in the hard list. It kind of violent.

688
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,560
Well you gotta clean your fucking lungs out. And I'm sure you'd have to be hooked up to some

689
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,560
sort of medical equipment because you can't just drown your lungs. No man.

690
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,560
I mean I'm not a doctor but I kind of think there's something wrong with it.

691
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,560
Well usually when your lungs are filled with fluid that's fucking pneumonia.

692
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:43,560
That ain't good. When that's happening shit's going wrong.

693
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Yeah the human body is a weird thing right.

694
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,560
You use that some people like look at Keith Richards and shit. These guys

695
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:55,560
that are known partiers. They've written books about these people.

696
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,560
And then look at like Tom Petty and these fucking guys are.

697
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,560
Well these guys fucking print.

698
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,560
We're still big time partiers. They're still rock stars. They're just not as notorious

699
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,560
as Keith. They just do it all in pill bottles now. Exactly.

700
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,560
They had doctors who described the shit. Yeah. You know how it is.

701
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,560
Man I fucking abused OxyCottons before. It doesn't have to be a street drunk to fucking.

702
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,560
Well nowadays you gotta worry about this. Well nowadays yeah.

703
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,560
Unless you get it from the doctor. Everything's dangerous. Which is I mean

704
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,560
that's what these fucking people are doing is they're making us go back to the doctors

705
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,560
but the doctors won't even prescribe shit anymore. No that's the thing you know.

706
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,560
So it's like now it's a double edged sword. They were prescribing too much to get us into

707
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,560
this situation. Right. And now they cut the government and make some cut back.

708
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,560
Man everybody's hooked on dope. And they're not even dope anymore.

709
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,560
Right. And then they go turn to the shit on the street. I mean the whole point you turn from

710
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,560
OxyCottons. And it kills you because it's so powerful. Well it's because it's mixed with

711
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,560
shit. You get all the badges and stuff. Yeah. Or yeah that also

712
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,560
um but what was I just saying. Fuck I just forgot

713
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,560
I lost my train of thought there. You know somebody's on

714
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,560
regular OxyCotons. Oh yeah. Or something. Or Vicodons. And then

715
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,560
the doctor doesn't sell them to them and then they go get a couple of bags of what they think it's

716
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,560
heroin and it's fentanyl. Or even a pill that they think

717
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,560
it's a pill and it's fucking fentanyl. But people are you're not getting enough pills anymore to even get hooked anymore.

718
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Now you're just doing you know what I mean. Right. Right. It's

719
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,560
they're not they're not prescribing that shit. But think about it people went from Oxy

720
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,560
to heroin. It was heroin. It wasn't this shit that it is now.

721
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,560
You know what I mean. Yeah. Like it might even mix with benzos and stuff.

722
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,560
The shit now is just like I mean I remember people would die

723
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,560
and you would want to go to that spot. Sure. Because they had strong

724
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,560
shit. Right. Which I mean is the hypocrisy of just saying that is

725
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,560
horrible. But it's chilling. It's the truth. It's chilling in hindsight.

726
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,560
Like yeah like I put serious in the wrong way. It's behind sight and it's fucking chilling.

727
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,560
That's how word of mouth the shit went around. And now it's like

728
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,560
who knows what the hell. Oh man did you hear so and so fell out. Oh yeah where did you get that shit.

729
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,560
Oh no yeah. Or you would just be going downtown walking around

730
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,560
and I mean look at all those spots were open air. I mean they were within

731
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,560
blocks of each other too. Yeah. It wasn't that hard. Once you got

732
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,560
down there you were good. How about the how about the

733
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,560
hand coming out of the brick wall. Why don't you tell me. No it was a fucking

734
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,560
it wasn't even a brick wall. It was at like Roosevelt

735
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,560
and Cicero I think it was. I don't know if we have to bleep that out. Probably not.

736
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,560
It was the beginning of the story. But it was in like this

737
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,560
it was weird it was like it went around like

738
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,560
this. I can't remember the street names or shall I say them. I just gave it general

739
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,560
area of where we were at. Yeah that's fine. You'd like pull around to this alley

740
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,560
and then there was like a gravel driveway and you knocked

741
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,560
on the fucking house and there was just a hole. It was a trap house

742
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,560
and there was just a hole there. And the guy would be like

743
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,560
and he'd be like how many. And the hand would

744
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,560
just come out and he'd grab the money and then the hand would come back out with the dope.

745
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:15,560
It was very silly.

746
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,560
You had to make eye contact. No but I mean it's

747
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,560
listen you know the funny thing is like when we were doing

748
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,560
that people would be like oh man I'm getting my you know I'm getting you could get

749
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,560
all those pills man. Sure. Like this is you know. Back in

750
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,560
the day. Yeah and then now it was like

751
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,560
why would I go see a doctor when I get a hand and then I got to see

752
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,560
him. The hand is healing

753
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,560
off. The healing hand.

754
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,560
But it's like why the fuck

755
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:55,560
am I gonna go get you know I don't have insurance. Sure.

756
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,560
Now I gotta find even though J-Bird had a shady doctor

757
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,560
that I could see. Sure. My god the line for that place. There'd be a hundred fucking

758
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,560
people in line man. A half an hour before they opened. Oh man

759
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,560
I remember going to so many fucking doctor's offices with your brother. The fucking pain clinics

760
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,560
man. Oh. Geez they would and then they just

761
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,560
would be asking me if I wanted to sign up. Like no

762
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,560
I'm like I don't need you know you're gonna get me hooked

763
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,560
on this shit. I'm already hooked on other shit. Yeah I'm fine with

764
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,560
this shit too. I mean yeah now I gotta come in here and drive all the way here. Like ah man

765
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,560
that just sounds too hard. But people like pills. It never

766
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,560
was a pill guy. Yeah. Not really. I never got into him until

767
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,560
I got married and my wife and my wife loved him and

768
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,560
so you know I started getting into him. I'd see how fucked up she was and I'd be like

769
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,560
hey man give me one of them motherfuckers and before you know it I was like oh yeah.

770
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,560
Well what do you mean oh yeah I mean what are you gonna do. I was fucking you know

771
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,560
I realized how high how good it was. Yeah. But you know it's just all

772
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,560
bad shit. Well but it's pharmaceutical you know what I mean

773
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,560
it's high grade shit. Yeah. It's the purest we're gonna get. Yeah.

774
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,560
I mean I don't even unless you go to like the fucking golden triangle

775
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,560
or like Afghanistan. I mean maybe

776
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,560
we should do the podcast on Afghanistan. I went to

777
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,560
buy a kilo for fucking ISIS. Just fucking Argentina and the cocaine

778
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,560
was $7 a gram. Well yeah. That was fucking and it was good shit.

779
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,560
When I was in TJ it would give that shit away. Sure.

780
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,560
You know what I mean like and plus our fucking dollar was so strong. Sure.

781
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,560
It was like 13 pesos to a dollar. I think it was like 20,000

782
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,560
I think in Chile it was 20,000 pesos. Jesus Christ man.

783
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,560
And it came out to like $7. Why would you

784
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,560
20,000 of anything. I know. The money was crazy. You'd have

785
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,560
to like you know if you had a hundred US dollars you'd

786
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,560
have a stack of money. Yeah. You'd go to a strip club and you'd

787
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,560
fucking. Just make it throw a hundred dollars.

788
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,560
It was crazy. Maybe that's what.

789
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,560
We're not American make it rain but we're third world country.

790
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,560
Hell yeah dude. Fuck man. We can afford

791
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,560
Give me the Buenos Aires, Argentina and I'll make it rain. I want

792
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,560
odds on our money. It's just going to a strip club

793
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,560
and worthless money around. It's like well Venezuela.

794
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Yeah. I wonder if we could we should see if we could buy a pallet of Venezuelan money.

795
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,560
I'm sure you can. It's not worth it. Paper mache something with it. Yeah that'd be

796
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,560
pretty cool. A guitar or something. Actually that's how we should do. That's how

797
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,560
I'm gonna do your Viking funeral. I'm gonna send that to see on

798
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:49,560
Venezuelan money. And then I'm gonna shoot an arrow at you.

799
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,560
Yeah. But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have a gay guy

800
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,560
bang you in your head. Great. That's fucking great because that's my

801
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,560
final wish. I'm gonna totally defile your

802
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,560
Well I'm not gonna defile your corpse. Thanks.

803
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:09,560
There's nothing wrong with that Larry. We have to fill you a gasoline too

804
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,560
because you're gonna have to burn. Well I'm gonna drink a bunch. That's how I'm gonna die.

805
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,560
You're gonna be dying.

806
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,560
That's actually I like the committedness. Is that a word

807
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:25,560
committedness? It might be. Commitment. Commitment. There you go.

808
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,560
But I mean if you're gonna drink gas I mean because I think we looked it up.

809
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,560
I don't think there's anywhere we can do it. My brother fucking drank

810
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,560
lamp oil once on accident. Our friends were

811
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,560
moving and they fucking had lamp

812
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,560
oil poured into a water jug like Hinkley and Schmidt fucking

813
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,560
water jug and my brother's carrying furniture up and down these stairs

814
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,560
and he sees this water jug on the kitchen table at the top of the

815
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,560
stairs. Jesus how much fucking lamp oil did he keep it on? He just poured it because he didn't want

816
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,560
to put his mouth on the fucking jug. But couldn't he tell that the color was off?

817
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,560
You couldn't tell. No it was clear shit. Oh man.

818
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,560
And he took a couple of nice jugs

819
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,560
He must have got violently sick. He did man.

820
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,560
He was fucking real sick. He had to go to the hospital and shit.

821
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,560
And fucking I was like what the fuck

822
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,560
man he was pissed off like who the fuck. Maybe that's what started him taking his

823
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,560
shirt off. No. He's a spider man. He got bit by

824
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,560
oh yeah I know we have a picture. And it was weird because for

825
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,560
like a year or something after that he smelled like fucking

826
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,560
oils. Yeah man it really almost killed him. It was fucking bad.

827
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:45,560
And he said who the fuck puts lamp

828
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,560
oil in a water jug on a marquing day. Without marquing it. Yeah.

829
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,560
At least fucking right on it. It said water on there

830
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,560
you know it still had the label. I mean I think you would smell it as soon as you open

831
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,560
it. But yeah the thing was is he just you know him

832
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,560
I mean yeah but he fucking

833
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,560
you know he just does. They can't be good for you drinking any kind of oil. No.

834
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,560
It was bad. Yeah they go to poison control and shit.

835
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,560
I hate to laugh about it. I can laugh now

836
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,560
because it's okay because that was years ago but at the time

837
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,560
I was kind of fucking worried. I'm like shit man my brother might die.

838
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,560
Yeah imagine your fucking organs. Yeah it was fucking bad. Break down lamp oil.

839
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,560
Yeah he had to like go to the doctor and shit. First he got to induce vomiting.

840
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,560
Get that shit out of you. I think it was

841
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:41,560
I think it was too late.

842
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,560
I think they didn't. As soon as he drank it he should start it's puking.

843
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,560
Yeah but I think they told him the opposite. I gotta ask him exactly.

844
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,560
I gotta ask him. I don't know man you ain't a lamp. Maybe he

845
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,560
maybe they pumped his stomach. Yeah they gotta get that shit out of there man.

846
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:01,560
It's flammable. They said it doesn't matter that we pumped your stomach.

847
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,560
We got it all out but you're still gonna. Your body still f**ked.

848
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,560
He was f**king sick man for a while.

849
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,560
For like a couple of weeks and not feeling

850
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,560
great for I'd say a couple of years. Yeah. I feel great for a couple

851
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,560
of years. Yeah kind of through a wrench in his works.

852
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,560
Because he chomped lamp oil.

853
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:29,560
You think that he'd survive. Yeah they got it. He didn't f**king die.

854
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,560
Yeah but man the amount of stress and oh that puts on your body.

855
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,560
It's not good. I mean

856
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,560
they're not doing better than doing drugs you know. Yeah.

857
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,560
The doctor told him don't smoke for a while.

858
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:49,560
F**king

859
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,560
just combust. That would suck.

860
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,560
You could have a cigarette since we'd and everything back then.

861
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,560
He could light his hand on fire.

862
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,560
He's just walking around. It's like the fantastic floor. Yeah he went down for Johnny Flame or whatever

863
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,560
his name was. Nicky Flame. Nicky No shirt flame.

864
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,560
Alright well that seems like

865
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,560
a good point to end. Yeah this is a very serious f**king episode

866
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,560
this time around but thank you for

867
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,560
listening. This is a Needles and Larry and

868
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,560
Needles. Okay take two. Thank you

869
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,560
for listening. This is Larry and Needles show. We love

870
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,560
you and uh. We'll call you. Yeah baby

871
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:53,560
don't drink any lamp oil. Peace.