1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 And the Needles Show. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 And the Needles Show. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 And the Needles Show. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 It's big 10. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 So we're hot on the show. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Yeah. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 All right. 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Okay, so we're hot right now? 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Yeah, welcome to the Larry and Needles Show. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I'm Larry. 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 That's Needs Over There. 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 And the Needles. 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 How you doing Larry? 15 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm doing good. 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 How about you, man? 17 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Oh man, I am fucking phenomenal. 18 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 You know what? 19 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 That's what all the boys and the boys sound to me. 20 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 What's that? 21 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 That you're phenomenal. 22 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 What's that? 23 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I mean, Jesus Christ. 24 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I don't know what that meant, but okay. 25 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I mean, look at them stove pipes and you dig in those pants. 26 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Jesus. 27 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Do you hang around school yards with those things? 28 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Actually, a young girl at... 29 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 How many buckles around those pants? 30 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I know. 31 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,000 A young girl at Woodman's complimented me yesterday. 32 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I was wearing these two. 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Hey, I like your pants, she said. 34 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Yeah, and what did you say? 35 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I thank you because anything more than that would have been fucking probably illegal. 36 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I don't even worry about you with my lawyer? 37 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Yeah. 38 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Oh, well, I mean Jesus Christ, yeah. 39 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I mean, you're going to get persecuted or prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 40 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:30,380 You're not Jesus or David crush, you know, I've ever seen the way you know what I started watching this thing about Waco 41 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,540 Yeah, you know anything about it. Yeah, I do. Okay. Well, tell me what you know 42 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,660 Well, what do you want to know? I know I just tell me what you know 43 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,240 I just played the guitar and they had a lot of his guitars 44 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,760 Dude, they were airbrushed 45 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:49,280 You can get some and I sent you those actually that one guy was selling it that one time 46 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:54,160 And then I started looking at a lot. All right. So here needles is gonna interject in the letter 47 00:01:54,920 --> 00:02:01,120 Complete deconstruction of Waco. So what happened in 1993? How old were you in 93? I? 48 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:08,120 Was in high school. I didn't I was a junior in high school. Oh shit. I was like, I don't know 25 or something 49 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,720 Oh my god, what are you doing Larry still kissing dudes? That's all right. So 50 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,240 In Waco, Texas, so 51 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:20,240 Basically they have this thing called the Branch Davidians 52 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:26,080 Okay, also, that's not his real name. He took that name. Yeah, no, that's not his real name 53 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,760 I wish I could fucking tell you name is like Merrill something. Yeah, it was something weird like that 54 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,280 I mean, we're not a spot on cast, you know, but at the same time, you know our facts no 55 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,440 so 56 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,560 But we know how to talk the ATF comes to this guy's joint 57 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,280 and they unload 58 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,280 on camera 59 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:55,680 To his compound yeah, and the reason that the ATF went there was because they were making machine guns 60 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:06,440 Who was making machine guns the Branch Davidians they weren't making machine yes, they were they were actually had like in-house 61 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,640 No, dude, yeah 62 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:15,240 Documentary son here's what I heard the reason that the FBI went there is because the mailman first of all 63 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,680 delivering some packages the ATF was busted open and fucking 64 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,680 Hand grenades came out. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 65 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:32,720 So what happened was the fucking ATF went in first 66 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:39,840 Allegedly and they ran into a guy who's a postman and they asked him for direct or a camera crew 67 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:46,120 That's what it was a camera crew got lost asked the fucking mailman who was a branch Davidian 68 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:51,760 David Kress his follower. Uh-huh. He said hey, do you know where this fucking address is? 69 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,040 They're gonna do a raid on it 70 00:03:55,400 --> 00:04:00,480 So this guy fucking goes back and David Kress. Yeah, dude 71 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,880 It's on Netflix right now. It just came out 72 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,600 You know whatever but 73 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:10,320 It's crazy. You can actually see you know what me and my wife watch the entire 74 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:17,680 Watch the whole new Netflix thing. I'm so I didn't absorb any of it is what happened 75 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:24,400 Why wouldn't you absorb any of it? I mean, I remember the day for the government cuz you're a leftist. I understand 76 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:30,120 I mean, I know you ride the blue pony, but okay, man calm down Larry. Oh 77 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:37,440 Anyway, I have a fucking story for you Larry, okay, I got one too. Yeah 78 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:48,480 Jim suit came over today. You ready samurai Mike. Yeah, wow a knocked on the door real hard like it was the cops 79 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:52,560 Let's use your wall and I opened the door because I didn't know who it was and 80 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,560 No 81 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:59,120 His face is sticking in he already has the screen door open. He's like hey, and I didn't he banned from here 82 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:05,080 Yeah, and so then I just like I mean literally by the cops. No, no not officially 83 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,500 I didn't fill out any papers or not. I already pulled a knife on you. Yeah, and so I 84 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:15,960 And and forth and and forth so two people in one day. Yeah, and 85 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:22,760 Well, so anyways, he's like hey man, and I just slammed the door in his face without saying a word and locked the door 86 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,840 And then you call the cops. No, and then he's outside go. Hey, man 87 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,480 Come on. I'm like dude. Just get the fuck out of here, man 88 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,680 And then he's going give me a pen and paper. I just want to write you a note and he stayed out there for like a 89 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:40,480 Right a bicycle here. Yes. Oh man, and then Frank the pizza guy was coming over 90 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:44,200 you know, he was just gonna stop by for a visit and 91 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,720 And 92 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,560 He chatted with me and married for a while and I told him the story about this crazy guy 93 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:55,960 I just left my house and he says to me was he on a bicycle and I said yeah, man 94 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,320 He said that guy tried to kiss me. No 95 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:04,960 He said he was swerving down the street on his bike and he was swerving in the Frank's truck 96 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,280 Frank fucking had to like get out of the way from hitting them and then 97 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:14,520 Uh, uh, Jim suit was fucking flipping them off going fuck you, buddy 98 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,920 They tried to ride into his truck and we fucking tried to ride into his truck 99 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:22,560 He's got a fucking death wish. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah, if we got him on the pod. Oh my god 100 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,640 Oh, no, I have to shut the internet down for a minute and erase a lot of name 101 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:32,760 Fuck that guy, but hopefully his meds are on track. Anyway, that was my excitement for today. And that was it 102 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:38,400 Well, yeah, I mean I didn't go out there. I love how Frank saw him too though. Yeah, that's a funny part 103 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,720 Yeah, I go. Yeah, I saw that guy riding with the same rice 104 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,600 He's riding at 12 speed 105 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:49,880 Exactly. Thanks Frank. He pulls up like four minutes before it's fucking crazy 106 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,640 I can Jim suits still trying to get there man. So 107 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:59,440 This fucking story I got it is amazing. Let me pull it up, dude 108 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:06,040 It better be amazing man. Man. It is just sick of this fucking half-ass bullshit out of you. All right, so 109 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,880 Oh 110 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,920 Seven men between the ages of 30 and 60 were arrested in December 111 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,760 2022 for broadcasting castration procedures live 112 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:22,920 What they allegedly carried out the procedure in a basement flat in 113 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:30,760 Finsbury Park, London what broadcast it on a pay-per-view channel that was promoted via a Twitter account 114 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Are you fucking kidding me? 115 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:40,880 Yeah, right there honey the bizarre act known as new low castration cult was inspired by Japanese artist 116 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:46,120 Myo Sugomura who had his testicles and penis sliced off and 117 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:51,400 Served to eat for $200 a plate. Oh my god 118 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,840 Press the side mirror 119 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,840 Hold it down. Hold it down. Oh 120 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,080 Shit, we got it. I got it welcome 121 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:03,280 So I mean that's here tonight. My wife Mary just came in I mean Jesus 122 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:09,000 This guy cut his dick and his balls off and served at the people for $200 a plate. It seems cheap 123 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,280 What the fuck is wrong with this motherfucker plates did they serve? 124 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,400 I mean 125 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:21,960 It's not like in order was a hundred plates a guy must had quite a fucking dick. He's Asian 126 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,800 So, you know probably was too far too play. They probably have the blur 127 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:32,660 He's got a half a fucking inch. Yeah, that's all right though. What do you want Larry? I'm trying to I'm turning my wife 128 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:37,120 I'm I'm also the producer of this show. I want everyone to know out there and computer 129 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:42,000 Well, you're not I help you fucking edit this shit. What are you talking? He does he does get out of here 130 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,360 I set up the fucking mics and press record. Do you want to heat her is that what you want? 131 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:51,200 No, I'm gonna turn my wife around so she's facing the motherfucking microphone on her way with dinner 132 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:57,280 Oh awesome. What's she bringing Johnny's Johnny's beef. Yeah, nice Johnny's beef 133 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:03,440 No beef with hot peppers you should get a combo kid. Oh, that's the best way to go 134 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:10,000 Actually, I got for us. I got a beef with hot peppers in a plain sauce. Oh, man. That's all right 135 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Those you want to go out tell Sherry. Yeah, tell Sherry. I would like a fucking rainbow 136 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,400 We got our friend Sherry coming over and she's bringing us food. She's not here yet 137 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:24,520 Don't mean but let me tell you something. She's bringing us food. Whether she gets on air or not. It's regardless 138 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:29,160 I'm gonna eat John. You're not just here to the story. I told you Larry have these guys 139 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:35,480 In a dick in their balls off and live and charge people this so wait wait wait wait wait 140 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,120 So now my peppers. Yes, please they get this done 141 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,160 Surgically or just like fucking who does this? 142 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,760 I mean, what do I look like? I'm not the fucking 143 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,160 Reading the thing does a doctor do it or does just some 144 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:54,480 Way too deep into it. I mean, well, I mean if you're chopping your junk off 145 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,480 You don't want to fucking die 146 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,440 If you're doing it as an art form and you're gonna serve it as well 147 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,120 Would you go so I mean you're gonna find an earth full doctor. I mean that is some 148 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,760 Shit man, there's some shot in the some doctor needs to leave. Maybe they're getting a veterinarian like on trailer park 149 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Oh guys, you know 150 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,760 I 151 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:21,440 Sell sell green no no shit 152 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:32,260 But at the same time I mean these guys are fucking they cut out their cock and balls and then what I mean and then 153 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:37,760 I mean, I'm sure they could copy some months of painkillers 154 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:43,320 We're gonna plan there ain't enough painkillers in the world that would make you want to do something like that moon 155 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,320 Yeah, but there might be enough dudes 156 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,640 What are you gonna do with all those dudes? 157 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:57,400 You're like a human sushi plate over there think of anything yeah, I can think of a lot of things 158 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,160 I'm sure you can't look at them stove pipes 159 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,320 You're like a Easter egg over there 160 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:07,360 So I'm gonna crack that ass open and get it going, but yeah, you know what? 161 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,960 I should have read the fucking rest of the story though 162 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:14,960 Well, you know all good reporters would but anyways the thing of it is is 163 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,400 What do they do for their second act? I mean, it's kind of a one-time art thing. Well, he did pretty good on that time 164 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,160 It's not like you could say well the next time he does it he'll do a better job 165 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,280 Because there's only one shot at that and dude Nullo 166 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:35,400 Also known as a smoothie is short for genitalia nullification 167 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,400 What or voluntary? 168 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,600 Eunkern what's it called? 169 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,960 Unic Unic Unic 170 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:49,200 According to Daily Mail there are an estimated 10,000 to 15,000 voluntary 171 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:55,500 Nullos worldwide a cleanly. We how many say the end of 15,000 172 00:11:55,500 --> 00:12:02,220 It's not a year or a day or a ever. Yeah, there's 330 fucking million people or 340 million people 173 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:06,300 But a clinic in California charges around ten thousand dollars 174 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:11,860 Excluding hospital fees there are clinics in Mexico which are willing to do a no-question 175 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,700 castration 176 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:21,080 Oh my god smoothie dick and balls gone like a Ken doll. That's what they mean, bro 177 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:25,560 Isn't that nuts dude? No, that's not nuts because they won't have any 178 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:36,600 That is pretty fucked up. Oh, you think yeah, I mean so when are you getting yours? 179 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,800 Next week 180 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:52,480 You want to join me I get cheaper I get more air miles. Yeah, I'm sure they do have package deals for that 181 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,520 No package deals type. Yeah, that's what it ends up being a no package deal. Oh 182 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:04,120 Man fucking fucking morons people are really fucking stupid. It just goes to show you that there's an asshole 183 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:09,000 They're doing anything ill people are meant. Yeah, yeah, that's stupid and then they go on check 184 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,040 Listen, you can't teach common sense Larry. No, and the other thing is okay 185 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,400 The mental illness goes on checks because everyone thinks it's like they're right to be fucking crazy 186 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:25,120 And so everyone doesn't want to say you set the timer. No shit. I will keep going there 187 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,240 No one wants to be the one to call them out on being mentally ill 188 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:36,480 So then you get to the point where they're doing smoothies and shit. I mean that is pretty fucked up 189 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,000 But before they get to the smoothie point 190 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:44,580 Somewhere along the line. I just stepped in and said dude, that's right there 191 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,320 Yeah 192 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,680 Something's wrong with you. Maybe you should see a doctor 193 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,960 Well, but not a doctor to take your shit. I don't hear something. Okay, so I 194 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,600 I read this and this is alleged because you know what I mean? I get my news from a lot of sources 195 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:05,320 They might not be on the jet, but so the the first trans lady 196 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,120 Shown in American Airlines commercial. Yeah 197 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:18,040 Killed herself by suicide the other day. No, it happens to most of them. Oh, I mean, that's a broad statement 198 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:24,080 But no, well, it does, you know, they had these books where they they this person was writing this book 199 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,960 I can't remember the author of course because I'm a fucking idiot 200 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,400 And what they were doing was interviewing these 201 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:38,600 Transgender people and they want to interview them before, you know and on their way to get in the operation 202 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:45,480 Yeah, yeah, and then they wanted to get to you know years later and say, you know as as adults down the road 203 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,920 Right and they couldn't finish the book because most of them committed suicide 204 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:56,360 Oh, I mean really but you know 90% of the motherfuckers committed suicide. They couldn't all right 205 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,920 Well, now we're off a trans shit. Let's talk about mental illness. There's a lot of mental illness going on 206 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:07,240 I'm not associated with being trans. No, no, no me either but but I'm not gonna make that an operation 207 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,480 Maybe it's not really a trans thing and it is a mental illness 208 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:16,840 More mental letting people go unchecked because they they're scared to say just in case it is a trans thing 209 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,960 You know, that's all I'm saying but I mean how when is trans come about? 210 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:27,120 I don't know never never occurred to me 20 years ago. Oh shit more than that 211 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:31,200 I want to say my parents told me that the first person 212 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:39,120 To get the operation done was a famous person like the 50s Mary all the way back in the 50s Larry 213 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Yeah, my face is numb 214 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,320 Keep 215 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:50,800 Now this person went to Sweden got this operation and was like a world famous thing 216 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:56,160 Man, I wish my dad was here because he would tell you the name and everything shadow big joke. Yeah, and 217 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,920 So yeah, it's been going on for quite a while, and you know, they've been doing that shit 218 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:08,400 They've been making porno's with chicks with dicks all the way back in the 70s and shit, you know, okay? 219 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,560 So that's been going on 220 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,200 Well, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about 221 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:21,520 Trans-trans like it's been an issue right all of a sudden. Yeah. Yeah, I guess yeah, I'm just glad I don't have any kids 222 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,360 of that age 223 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,360 Yeah, I mean 224 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:32,640 Dealing especially being in a big city though. That's a problem too also is that there's so many people nowadays that there's no 225 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,440 really 226 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,120 And it's okay to be a freak man. I like freaks. I love freaks man 227 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,880 And rocker you fucking want to do your fucking hair up? 228 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:48,680 I mean colors and fucking go crazy and get that to you. I'm pending my lawyers right here. That's all good 229 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,620 you know when they when they when they 230 00:16:52,880 --> 00:17:00,240 Brainwash kids into thinking that that's the answer. I mean, you know, maybe they should grow up and be fruity and you know 231 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,240 They want to be kids are maleable 232 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,500 Yeah, they go to school for a couple hours a day 233 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:10,600 But when they go home and they get that bullshit all day long also like all my kids gay like all right, man 234 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,800 Well, some parents fucking kids to be like that. Well, the end thing 235 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,580 It's cool. Oh, man, but do you think you know crazy that that's 236 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Imagine if you had to make your kid say he's gay cuz it's cool. I 237 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:31,200 Mean, oh, I don't think they're making the kids say that I'm thinking if they know 238 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:37,620 Kids three years old like he's gay. Oh, yeah. Well, I was thinking I wasn't thinking that young 239 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,620 Do you people do that? 240 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:45,040 No, I didn't know that shit on tiktok all the time really look at my kid. He's gay 241 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:53,040 Really? Yeah, and he's three. Yeah, man. I mean listen man. I'm not I'm not on tiktok at all 242 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,520 I don't trust that shit dude. I mean, I mean 243 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:02,640 It's Chinese fucking government shit. Well now we're gonna get fucking nuke tiktok. Thanks to you Larry 244 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,800 My lawyer though so 245 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:24,640 You can't give out my address I live with your lawyer. I know exactly I mean it's lawyer. Is that the only reason I'm fucking safe? 246 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,320 And you saw me weed 247 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,080 Mary what are you looking at again? 248 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,040 Mary's on fire tonight. I know man. She's hot 249 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,760 Thank God she didn't fall asleep 250 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,020 Mary's been looking at her phone the whole time 251 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Fucking amazing 252 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,280 People are asking about where's John Fetter? 253 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,840 Who's that? 254 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:12,440 Senator that's in the oh that big dude that had the stroke a goofy guy. Yeah, where is he at mayor? 255 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,440 It's like where's Waldo? Yeah 256 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,400 veteran 257 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:21,400 Yeah, I mean he can't be hard to pick the fuck out the guy with the fucking like elbow limp right arm 258 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,520 Big galoot. I guess he's a big galoot that had the fucking stroke. Yeah. What do you mean the hospital? 259 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,680 He's at the hospital. Yeah, well then we know where he's at. Why would they say where is he at? 260 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:36,960 He's been getting repeated endless enemas for the last four months. How do you know this? 261 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,360 I mean that was a request he had before he went into the coma 262 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960 Multiple enemas per hour 263 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:55,740 That was the and actually they got the Illinois enema banded out of jail 264 00:19:55,740 --> 00:20:02,020 I know a banded he was so good at if you all motherfuckers don't know listen to Frank Zappa 265 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:08,900 Illinois enema banded amazing cheese store man used to go into people's houses and 266 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,860 tie up boyfriends, right and 267 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:18,380 For four animals out and then give her enema or the boyfriend watched 268 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:23,360 That's a fact which you know it could have ended up a lot worse considering 269 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:28,240 I mean come on man like is that I mean is that what you're really into? 270 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:34,180 No, but you know if a cycle bus in your house, he could kill you and this is before 271 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,920 Just gives you an enema, but this guy this was before porn like this guy had no so think about this 272 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,520 Okay, listen if you're into fee obviously you have 273 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,360 Well, but I mean I'm not just saying being facetious shall I say? 274 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,360 See she is oh 275 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,640 Don't be facetious in any way, but 276 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,840 This guy's into it, you know what I mean like you're into he must be you're in defeat 277 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:06,720 You know what I mean like all of a sudden they say it's all tied together shall I say they say that because we look at JC 278 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,720 Penny catalogs and always 279 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:14,320 Braziers and underwear right that's why we're an underwear. You know they mean guys like that and shit 280 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:21,360 But at the same time enema is a weird thing, bro. You got to fill a bag up 281 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,160 And then you know what's coming come on 282 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:39,960 This song by Frank's apple, it's a real dude. I think you should change the subject. I mean you never had an enema 283 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,160 But I mean the Illinois animal band 284 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,480 I mean fucking a it's a band 285 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,240 No, no Frank's song 286 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,240 It's a baby 287 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,920 No 288 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,440 It's not a band 289 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,480 The Illinois animal band 290 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,880 How many gigs you think you get none 291 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400 Thanks, Mary. This is my lawyer 292 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400 Maybe it's a little bit 293 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,320 Maybe we'll get a good gig or two at a weird bath house 294 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,600 I mean Jesus, but you'd hope you would produce of the Hunger Games is 295 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,440 Could you speak up ma'am into the microphone please 296 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:43,960 Of the Hunger Games I'm reading Twitter. Yeah, yo the federal government doesn't own your kids 297 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,440 teachers unions don't own their kids the 298 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:55,960 The LGBTQ mafia doesn't own your kids their mafia now if they call them maybe LG come on really 299 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,760 Okay, wait a second hold your fingers up Larry 300 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,800 LG hold your fingers up come on 301 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,560 You you know you you're a quayer 302 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,560 Larry's a fanook 303 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 No 304 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,720 There's a plus in there 305 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,320 Another country wait shut the fuck up 306 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Hey, I'm telling 307 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,240 What hey listen? 308 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:40,480 They want to add more fucking letters on to the LGBTQ thing first of all comparing them to the mafia as a disgrace 309 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,400 The scratchy odd shall I say I mean come on these fucking people 310 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,120 The mob came from another country took this country over another comparing them that 311 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840 That's how egregious 312 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:59,680 Well, what do you mean? Well, you don't think so Mary what you don't think they're calling 313 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,240 I wasn't paying I mean she's not even either are you 314 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:08,720 Both years are not Jesus Christ layer you're both that mushrooms and it's things 315 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,640 Maybe the question is my lawyer 316 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:26,480 She's looking at the other way towards the fucking crowd rather than the judge, uh-huh this is egregious 317 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:36,480 See if you would have set the timer we don't know where we're at a it's seven of seven if it doesn't help us out at all 318 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280 I brought my phone down 319 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:45,840 You said you were gonna do it. What do you mean? I said I was gonna do it beginning you said I'm gonna set my clock 320 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,840 And we'll time it 321 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:53,980 You did too motherfucker. Okay. You have so many I can't find my phone again, man 322 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,980 Yeah, the fuck did I do with that thing? 323 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,980 Shoot that's a train whistle 324 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:07,260 Shit 325 00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:13,580 I mean this is not the time to be looking for your phone we're in the middle of a podcast Larry 326 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:19,580 We're cutting this part out. No, we're not we're keeping it. Fuck we are 327 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:23,580 You're just wandering around like an old drunk man 328 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,780 Yeah, look at him perv 329 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:34,620 Now and then the next part should be Larry gets arrested for sexually assaulting a goat. No 330 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,660 I got off on that 331 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:51,180 Oh, that's a what that's like the one time me and me and Mary were driving through the country when we saw this 332 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:58,460 Guy fucking a sheep out in the field at this farm and we drove up the driveway of the house and knocked on the door 333 00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,460 And we told the people 334 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,980 You know kid answered the door and I'm like, do you know there's a guy out in your field 335 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,580 It's fucking a sheep and he said that's no big deal. That's just my dad 336 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,060 Oh my god 337 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,140 The worst joke ever told 338 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:21,020 Ah, fuck you as you put your gloves on my fingerless gloves 339 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,140 Fuck off 340 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,380 Hey 341 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,940 One sherry coming with that food, huh? 342 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,260 Yeah, we should do we're getting that so what sherry i'm getting 343 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,740 Yeah, she definitely get no no we're gonna 344 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:42,940 Yeah, well, I love sherry more than anything in this world. I'll go upstairs and listen for her. Oh, yeah figures 345 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,100 I mean, that's all right. Hey, Mary 346 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,460 What's your conspiracy right now? 347 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,860 Uh, a low battery 348 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:56,140 Low battery. That's why she's going upstairs. That's that she's a robot. No 349 00:26:56,140 --> 00:27:04,940 Oh, Elon musk and his twitter his what he just tweeted was not possible to make motorcycles safe 350 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:07,740 They must be getting on him about 351 00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:10,540 What 352 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,820 He writes not possible to make motorcycles safe 353 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:21,580 Okay, and our motorcycles safe. I mean, I don't know what you're saying. It's not possible to make them completely safe 354 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:29,100 Well, yeah, no shit. It's a motorcycle. They're fucking dangerous. Yeah, I mean you got two wheels on the fucking highway 355 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,260 I got it by car my scooter 356 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:35,900 You want to go with the offer? We'll do even that fucking thing even that shit is unsafe 357 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:39,580 You want to hear a crazy story? So i'm fucking driving on 53 358 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,900 Going south right um passing by euclid 359 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,180 Motorcycle merges on the highway 360 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,380 Fucking car hits them. Oh 361 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:54,860 Oh, fuck hits this motherfucker over over and and then over. Oh 362 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,540 Needles just went and saw a friend 363 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,620 You know what I mean? 364 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,860 He was a sniff um this friend if you know what I mean 365 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,540 and uh, so needles was holding and uh, so 366 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:13,020 Literally everything was shut down. It literally happened in front of me. I go down. It's like, uh 367 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,780 You ever see those picture frames when the old score is like 368 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,260 The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you know what I mean? 369 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:25,260 It's like spinning around and shit like I look down this fucking guy's mangled bones 370 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,060 sticking out of his fucking leg his arm 371 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:34,540 And I just literally like I was closest to him. I came out. He's trying to pull his helmet off 372 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:42,540 I'm like holding them down like not holding them down, but holding his hand and this dude was fucking mangled larry like 373 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,820 Holy shit, this happened for real? 374 00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:49,100 Yeah, holy fuck man. Man the boy was gacked 375 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:56,440 motorcycle huh the kid on the bike or you needles well, that's fine 376 00:28:56,540 --> 00:29:01,660 Yeah, but no, I mean this is a fucking intense situation. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? 377 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:06,500 I like sounds and all of a sudden so I look down and it's just me I look up again 378 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:11,100 There's a lady. I'm a nurse. I look up again the fucking cops are there and 379 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:15,020 then everybody starts asking questions and I just 380 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,020 slowly 381 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:22,860 Saunter back to my vehicle and get out and get the fuck out of there cuz you don't want to be part of an investigation 382 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:25,140 Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? 383 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:32,500 So so the fucking kid got hit and walking with was merging on and somebody just blasted 384 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:38,860 Oh mother fuck. I mean literally. I was on a crotch rocket. Oh, and I mean it was the craziest thing 385 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:44,600 He went fucking shit like he came up and they just didn't even fuck and fuck man give way 386 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,700 Hey, those motherfuckers went up over 30 foot. Oh 387 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:57,140 Damn roll roll roll roll bones. Oh, man. Well, let me tell you fortunately. I'm there. Let me tell you 388 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:03,900 And now here's the difference. Okay. He's going at speeds and he's landing on concrete getting hit by a car going fast 389 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:11,020 I was on a side street on my scooter and I went like at the three stooges when they show the rag doll in the air and 390 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:17,220 You're floating when you're 20 feet in the air and you and it seems like slow motion when you're coming down 391 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:18,900 You know, it's like oh man 392 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:25,500 I'm gonna be fucked and I landed in grass and I remember falling down come on. I remember 393 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,660 Right before yeah, dude. Oh, yeah 394 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:33,340 Shall I ask my lawyer? What do you think mayor? 395 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:40,620 Was Larry able to drive at that point I was fucked up. I ain't gonna lie 396 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:45,340 There's no doubt I was cold 397 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,660 Drunk the hilarious 398 00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:51,780 Wait, I was inebriated drunk 399 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,060 This is literally a 400 00:30:55,260 --> 00:31:02,100 Hundred yard not even this 50 feet from the house. No, maybe I'm right and it came down over there, right? 401 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:07,060 No, I turn right and then I turned left. Yeah, so about a hundred yards. I was by 402 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:13,740 Steve's friend the kid with the bicycle. I don't know if the fucking whistle that out, but yeah, no, I know it's hilarious 403 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,740 Steve is just the name 404 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:24,420 And and that's it man. I just he got hit by a car on your scooter 405 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:30,100 Yeah, and so I can't even imagine the kid on this crotch rocket. No, I'm gonna end over and though 406 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:34,220 Oh, that was a different fucking that was just a wipeout when I was fucked up 407 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:38,380 So Larry has a proclivity to get hit on his moped 408 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:42,740 No, I only got hit once one time. I just fucked was fucked up 409 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:51,180 We have great scooter story 410 00:31:51,180 --> 00:32:00,540 The bad that was gonna be sleeping on your back when we're going to the street. Oh my god 411 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:04,780 Driving through the park. We were all of a sudden someone's backyard 412 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:09,020 I'm like, how the fuck did we get you done a scooter? 413 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,300 This should be our other podcast name 414 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:15,460 It'll be your podcast to do 415 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,460 You 416 00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:24,660 Know I ride solo I know you did only put bitches on the scooter 417 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:42,580 Anybody in Chicago land will know or at least you know, they're like the kiss dude Westside 418 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:45,460 That about Johnny's but 419 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:51,600 Okay, anywhere else they won't know yeah, but you know what I'm hungry man, and I mean and fuck 420 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:55,620 I'm excited that Sherry's bringing food. Yeah, sure. He's a dude 421 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:02,520 All right, well, should we end this then and move on I 422 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:10,660 Don't know I wonder how long we've been going check Larry. Yeah, they're probably good son of a bitch bitch 423 00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:17,780 God damn it Larry. Let's see when I say I'm poor Sherry's gonna come here and we're just fucking out of our mind