1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Larry and Needles Show. 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Man, we're idiots on drugs. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I need to find someone to teach me how to get an RSS feed. 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 If an RSS feed, I can find a podcast...podcast total. 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 What the hell's RSS? 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Hey! Grotten set. 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Alright, we're back people. Larry and Needles Show. How's it going? We got Kiki today. 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I didn't know we were fucking starting right now. Why would you just start the show? 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I thought we were. Yeah, what the fuck were we waiting for, man? It's not now. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 There's a train whistle. 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:57,000 That's the fucking train whistle. Your mic is too far away. 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Yes, I have the record. Needles has the record. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Needles is going to have to get close to your smile. 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Try to beat that, assplos. 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Oh, don't touch my shit, motherfucker. 17 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Yeah, you fucking morons. 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Stars and stripes. Try to get past them. 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 I say morons plural, but I'm leaving you out of there. And myself. 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I'm gonna kiss you guys. Don't do it for me. 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Maybe later. Maybe later. 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 This guy's out on his phone. What are you looking at? 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Guns. 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Dude, I'm a drifter with guns. I just put some new trigger springs on my seat. 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Nice. Nice hair trigger. 26 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 We don't know anything about guns. 27 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I was just saying, tell me what I'm looking at. 28 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I know about guns. Bullets come out, they fuck people up like crazy. 29 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 You should put your arm off your head. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And they're fun to shoot. Dude, I got that. 31 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I mean, this fucking guy too. 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Well, you guys know the gun that won the west, right? Do you know what they call the gun that won the west? 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Colt 45? 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 No, it's the lever action. 35 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. The rifle. 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Because it was the fastest thing. 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Winchester. 38 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Yeah, it was like the fastest thing. 39 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 It was the TV show, the rifleman. 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, it was the fastest gun. Like you can fucking shoot as fast as you can fucking... 41 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Yeah, yeah. 42 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Yeah, well, that was DZ-Rome gun by the after. 43 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Yeah, but still, like that's a badass fucking gun. 44 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I mean, that's what changed the fucking west. 45 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I mean, it changed fucking shit history, dude. 46 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Bad ass gets you killed. 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Oh, man. 48 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 If you're all flashy... 49 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 It's like Iron Maiden, live by the sword, you die by the sword. 50 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You just quote in 80s medals, babe. 51 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Fucking hate, dude. 52 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 This fucking guy over here. 53 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Bruce Dickinson. 54 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 And they shall say, welcome to the Larry and Needle show. 55 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Is there a special guest? 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Yeah, right. 57 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Did you do that? 58 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Yeah. 59 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 This fucking guy is drunk. 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Holy shit. 61 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 That's great. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Okay, so... 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I know. If there was only a video camera on his bottle of Tito's, of PAPS... 64 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Fucking dirtbag, motherfucker. 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Little big wet spot. 67 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 He spilled shit all over the fucking place. 68 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 It looks like you pissed yourself. 69 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Like your legs are spreading out. 70 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Man, now you're just gonna rip on me. 71 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 There's no reason. 72 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 There's no reason. 73 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 You know I didn't piss myself. It doesn't have to. 74 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Aw, don't fucking cry. 75 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I don't know you pissed yourself. 76 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 It looks like you did. 77 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Because you spilled shit all over your sloppy fucking bastard. 79 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 That's all that matters. 80 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 All right, now that we're done with that segment, let's move on to the next segment. 81 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Who says we're done with that segment? 82 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Yeah, that's a stiffy. 83 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 That's what she said. 84 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 That's all right. 85 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 What do you got? Your own fucking... 86 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 It's like electrolyte shit. 87 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 This guy's like you with folic acid. 88 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 These fuckers drink folic acid. 89 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I'm telling you, dude, if I don't drink electrolytes or calcium, magnesium, 90 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I wake up like four o'clock in the morning with fucking leg cramps. 91 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 If I don't drink it, I get leg fucking cramps. 92 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Me too. 93 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Why is that? You need to be more hydrated. 94 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Dude, I drink... that's all I drink all day is water. 95 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Me too. 96 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Me too. 97 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 You gotta have a little... 98 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Yeah, yeah, what do you got? A blistering nose? 99 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I spilled a little. 100 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I don't worry about that. 101 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Bro, you're getting old, dude. 102 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 You're gonna wake up, take a piss at four o'clock in the morning, fucking... 103 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 That's really... that's getting old. 104 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah, dude. 105 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 That's what it is to you. 106 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah, motherfucker. 107 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You're a fucking sugar baby. 108 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 You have no idea. 109 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I don't know what it is to wake up with fucking this. 110 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 This fucking guy. 111 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And you too. 112 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 And you too. 113 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I know what the fuck... 114 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I know what's going on. 115 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 What do you mean you know what's going on? 116 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I'm a sugar baby, so I fucking don't wake up to piss. 117 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I just fucking lay in bed and... 118 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 You just said an idea. 119 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 No, you said it. 120 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 What? 121 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Idiot. 122 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Our buddy Chad, he's having prostate issues. 123 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 We would have to blur out names. 124 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 We were friends. 125 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Well, I'm not giving last names here. 126 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Everybody knows. 127 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 You said his first name. 128 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I'll refer to him as my last name now. 129 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Everybody forget you heard the first name. 130 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah, yeah. 131 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Now, what do you... Yeah, he's having prostate issues. 132 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 It's a whackerman. 133 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 What's that? 134 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Whackerman? 135 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 What the fuck are you talking about? 136 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 You just messy names now. 137 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 He's got a nice handlebar monster. 138 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Oh, nice, nice. 139 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Dude, I got a fucking business to do. 140 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I think I know who you're talking about now. 141 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Oh yeah, you've seen him before. 142 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 First of all, it's Nanya. 143 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Second of all... 144 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Oh, fuck. 145 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 It's Nanya. 146 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Hey, prostate is a fucking everybody's business. 147 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Yeah, I mean, it's your fucking lick in it or finger in it. 148 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Yeah, but I don't want anybody else to really know what's going on. 149 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Hey, life is tough. 150 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I didn't bring it up, motherfucker. 151 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 You brought it up. 152 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 You should probably... Who brought it up? 153 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 You did. 154 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Oh, did I? 155 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Yeah. 156 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 If you didn't, you didn't know. 157 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Jeez. 158 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Fucking... 159 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 It's like fucking sitting with the mad hatter. 160 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Where the fuck did all my lighters go? 161 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I don't know. 162 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 He has a mobile. 163 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Look at it. 164 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 That's a mobile for a crack, baby. 165 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Oh, look at that dude. 166 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 That's great. 167 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 That's real. 168 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 If you have a drug addicted baby, it ain't that above the... 169 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 It's still in, like, toys in airplanes. 170 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 171 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 That's fucking glass. 172 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 That's like a dutch hotel. 173 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 That's like a Dave Chappelle skit. 174 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:27,000 My life is a Dave Chappelle skit. 175 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 I don't know about that. 176 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I do. 177 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 When Dave Chappelle does the cribs, is it everybody has their shoe closet? 178 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Well, I got fucking a sweatshop in my basement. 179 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 They're making me my shoes. 180 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 They open the door. 181 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 It's all Asian fucking women making shoes for them. 182 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Not the world. 183 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I'd rather have suits, though. 184 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Shoes, eh? 185 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Dude, I got a killer Armani Customs... 186 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Two killer Armani Customs suits when I was in Thailand. 187 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Nice. 188 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 For 120 bucks each. 189 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 That's not bad. 190 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Oh, dude. 191 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Oh, it was a shit. 192 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Now, there were nice suits, too. 193 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I wish they still fit. 194 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Maybe they'll fit me. 195 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh, yeah. 196 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Maybe they'll fit me. 197 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah, like, a couple of these bigger than you were. 198 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Too bad I gave it to my Mexican buddy, Begg and Kelly. 199 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 You fucking traitor. 200 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Yeah, dude. 201 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Nah, it's alright, man. 202 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I just burned a hole in them anyway. 203 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Why? 204 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Fuck it. 205 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I mean, all of a sudden, Larry just got really racist. 206 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Yeah. 207 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I didn't get racist. 208 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Yeah, I heard it. 209 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 What the fuck did I say? 210 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Did I say something bad? 211 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I'm gaslighting, Larry. 212 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 How old's your old man? 213 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 84. 214 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 84, dude. 215 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yeah, he was good. 216 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 He's a silly dude. 217 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 You got a lot of stories. 218 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 That's the best part of life, right? 219 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 We all have stories, right? 220 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Well, dude, that's what makes life good. 221 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Well, it makes it interesting, right? 222 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 223 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 We don't pick who the fuck we are. 224 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We don't, you know what I mean? 225 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 We can't pick our families. 226 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 We can't pick where we're from. 227 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Well, we're all molded by our fucking experiences, man. 228 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah, definitely. 229 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Every thing that happens to you affects you onto the next stage, dude. 230 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 You know? 231 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,000 When you're that old, you fucking just got a lot of shit accumulated. 232 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Yeah, like, you're an old fuck. 233 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I'll get you over there. 234 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I got stories too, a lot of them I can't say. 235 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah, you can't remember them either. 236 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 That's right. 237 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 That's the problem. 238 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 He's like, man, I got stories. 239 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I can't remember them. 240 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 And I did some shit back in the day. 241 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Yeah, but you did. 242 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 He was in the scat. 243 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 He didn't tell you that. 244 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 That's the good shit. 245 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Well, that's what he likes. 246 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 He's got a proclivity for scat. 247 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 You're a scat. 248 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Look at him. He didn't say no. 249 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I didn't know because why would I defend the lies? 250 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 He'd object to that shit. 251 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 He'd defend the lies. 252 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 He knows exactly that. 253 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And now he's like, oh, those aren't lies. 254 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 He gets all British all of a sudden. 255 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Fuck off. 256 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 How about that? 257 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 That's even better. 258 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Did you defend yourself? 259 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 He just said they were taking it like a man. 260 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Fuck my fucking dick. 261 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah, now you get extremely gay, Larry. 262 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Calm down. 263 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I mean, what do you mean? 264 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Do you think that's funny? 265 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I love it. I love to make you... 266 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Oh, yeah, he does. 267 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 I know. I do. 268 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I love to make him laugh. I love to call him gay. 269 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 We had a summer of gay once. It was hilarious. 270 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 We had a summer of gay your whole life. 271 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I wish, man. 272 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 That day, dude, I could just fucking literally go on Grindr right now, 273 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 find some dude to blow me, and then go to bed. 274 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 You said that's not what you did. 275 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Yeah. 276 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I mean, would I be here right now? 277 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 No, you got a fucking... 278 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Well, that's just if I was gay, did I be knee-deep in ass 24-7 if I was gay? 279 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Would you be a bottom or top? 280 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 It'd have to be the top. 281 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I don't know what that entails, even. 282 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 It entails. 283 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I'm gonna be shocked. 284 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 People are like, are you shocked in your dick in someone's ass? 285 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Well, I mean, obviously, you know this, and... 286 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Well, I made self-explanatory bottom or top. 287 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,000 No, but you got it all. But you sucked my dick. Does that make me gay? 288 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 I don't know. 289 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I know for sure that you are. 290 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 That's a clip right there. 291 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Larry. 292 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Larry getting loose. 293 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 That's all right, though. 294 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 You know, it's what it is. 295 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I don't know what that means. 296 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And that's another getting back to the other thing that we were talking about last week. 297 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 What's that, Larry? 298 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,000 The perversion of everything, it just leads back to, you know, the gay shit. 299 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 They want everybody to be gay. 300 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 They want you to think that that's fucking... 301 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I want everybody to be gay. 302 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 They do. The fucking establishment. 303 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Who's gay? 304 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 He's right. 305 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Look at what they're doing. 306 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Look what they're doing. 307 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Transgender, like, in the children's dances. 308 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Perverting. 309 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 They're having these crazy fucking transgender dances. 310 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 You know what, the thing is, it goes not worse shit going on in this world. 311 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 No, but seriously, even the heterosexual... 312 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 They don't bring little kids to fucking show. 313 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 How about if there was a fucking deal? 314 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Very small percentage of what's going on. 315 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 But it's still going on. 316 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 It's being shown by the news if the news didn't glorify it. 317 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 No, but the news doesn't show it. 318 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 The news doesn't show it. 319 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 They don't show it. 320 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 How do you know that? 321 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 You see it on the internet and shit. 322 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeah, because people see it. 323 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 They fucking post it. 324 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,000 You know, Mary sees it on all her fucking websites. 325 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 No, did you just see who won? 326 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Like, Joe Biden gave, like, Woman of the Year to? 327 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 It was a transgender dude. 328 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Like, a woman of the year. 329 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 It's a lie. 330 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 This is why we need a producer to have that shit. 331 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 No, I'm just saying, I don't want to have to do it while we're doing this. 332 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 The first year Bruce Jenner was Caitlyn Jenner, 333 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 the first year he became a woman, 334 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 he became Time's Woman of the Year, 335 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 or ESPN's Woman of the Year. 336 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Who did? 337 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 That's Bruce Jenner. 338 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Does he have his balls cut off or no? 339 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 No, but he's still a woman. 340 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 But he... 341 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I don't think so. 342 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Imagine being a woman for fucking 50 years, 343 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 and then all of a sudden, Caitlyn becomes a woman for one year. 344 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 She's Woman of the Year? 345 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 346 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Yeah, that's kind of fucking up. 347 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Your man, your whole life. 348 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You win the fucking... 349 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 A W is a W. You fucking take it or you don't? 350 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah, well... 351 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I don't care what fucking game you're in. 352 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Well, Caitlyn, I was taking it for sure. 353 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 But you're taking it away from someone who deserves it. 354 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Hey, when the fuck are you gonna judge who a W is? 355 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 You know what I mean? 356 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Like... 357 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Oh, I'm gonna judge because it's not a woman. 358 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Exactly. 359 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 You're looking at it from the other side. 360 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Wait, wait, wait, did you see another saying? 361 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 You put 100 women and 10 men on an island, 362 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 you're gonna have babies. 363 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 All the dudes are gonna fuck each other? 364 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 No. 365 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Joey's dream island. 366 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 100 women and 10 transgender women, 367 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 or trans women on that island, guess what? 368 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 They're all gonna eventually just die out. 369 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 What's that telling you? 370 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 They're not women. 371 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 No, that's an AI shit, though. 372 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I'd like to... 373 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 That's a good game show right there. 374 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 It ain't a game show. 375 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Yeah. 376 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 It's the fact of the fucking mathematics. 377 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Wait a minute. 378 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Are you quoting mathematics on mushrooms? 379 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Dude, man, you think I'm some kind of moron? 380 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I didn't say that at all. 381 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Why would you say that? 382 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I don't know. 383 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000 You get like on my mushrooms, I should be paralyzed or something. 384 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 I can't think. 385 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 I can look at your eyes, see your legs propped up there. 386 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Why would I think you're paralyzed, Larry? 387 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh, geez. 388 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 See what I got to deal with? 389 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 He's like, I'm paralyzed. 390 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,000 It's not even up there, it was a job to explain the needles and things I say while we're looking 391 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 for a helper. 392 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 You're a translator. 393 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Yeah. 394 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Dude, did you see the experiment that was approved? 395 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 I forget the guy's name, but he was... 396 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Man, this is gold. 397 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:20,000 To give fucking DMT nonstop for, I think it was like five hours or something. 398 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 He's our Alex Jones. 399 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I don't know if there's a Harvard experiment. 400 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,000 He got approved by the fucking government to fucking constantly... 401 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Like basically give somebody a DMT trip. 402 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Like a drip, not trip, a DMT drip. 403 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 The intervenious drip. 404 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Of DMT. 405 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Why? 406 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Like talk and see what we're having. 407 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Experiment, done the fuck there. 408 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 See if they can fucking talk to aliens or fucking shit. 409 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I don't know. 410 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 That's how you talk to aliens? 411 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Dude, man, you know, that's the way, here's the thing, man. 412 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000 It opens up psyches and opens up avenues and parameters and everything. 413 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 You fuck around these drugs, man. 414 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 And it unlocks shit that would never be on the same conscious level. 415 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Now what it does is it unlocks other dimensions that we don't fucking belong in. 416 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Well, there's subconscious levels and there's ultimo... 417 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Yeah. 418 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Everything, it's like, you know what I think about when I look at like a tron. 419 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 You know what I mean? 420 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 When everything's just like... 421 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Yeah. 422 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Well, there's shit going on all around us, you know. 423 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Thanks, Larry. 424 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Another dimension. 425 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Do you know who Stephen Greer is? 426 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 No. 427 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 No, he used to be a... 428 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I should probably, but... 429 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Well, not a key... 430 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Maybe like head of security or something. 431 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Like even back in the Clinton presidential areas, he was like a attache to the president. 432 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Okay. 433 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I heard it's all sort. 434 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:45,000 But he has a lot to do with UFOs and like contact with all these different beings. 435 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Okay. 436 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 He's got a really cool fucking documentary. 437 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Like close and... 438 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 I forget what their holiday call... 439 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Or... 440 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I forget the name. 441 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Another fucking fact check corner with Key. 442 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 He just goes... 443 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:04,000 He's just like, man, I got this great movie, but I don't remember who produced it. 444 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I don't remember where it was from. 445 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 If you Google Stephen Greer... 446 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I got that name, though. 447 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Stephen Greer. 448 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 You got that one. 449 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 People that know they hear Stephen Greer, they agree. 450 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Oh, yeah. 451 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yeah. 452 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Because he got a lot of Stephen Greer fans right now. 453 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Yeah. 454 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,000 He's huge, man. 455 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Did you get the Stephen Greer collecting cards? 456 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 The Bubblegum cards. 457 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 I can't believe it. 458 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000 No, but dude, I know what you're saying. 459 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh, yeah, you do later. 460 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:43,500 Dude, they fucking hire people all the time, like remote seers, people that are able to 461 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:48,500 get into these other dimensions and fuck around with these aliens. 462 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,500 Dude, wait a second. 463 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,000 Did you just say people are going into dimensional? 464 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Yeah. 465 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 And these aliens... 466 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 467 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 You just can't brush it off like they're gonna be like... 468 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I'm getting into it. 469 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 I'm talking about it. 470 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Well, either can you, if you both believe this theory... 471 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Well, I can't re-gird... 472 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,500 It's not a theory. 473 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,000 I can't re-girditate the shit. 474 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 What I'm asking to re-gird... 475 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Re-gird... 476 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Re-gird... 477 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Re-gird... 478 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Anyway... 479 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 My mouth got re-girditated right there. 480 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:18,000 See, all these aliens, quote-unquote, that they want you to think are from outer space, 481 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 are actually devils from another dimension. 482 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Yeah, man, you're losing your kill. 483 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Well, they could be devils. 484 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 There's some devils and some not. 485 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 But it's, yeah, they're inter-dimensionals. 486 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah. 487 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 That's what they're coming for. 488 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 They're not from another fucking planet. 489 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Yeah, but you're saying they're from the core of the Earth. 490 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 No, I'm saying they're from right here. 491 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 No, those are the reptile people. 492 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Yeah, right here. 493 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Right? 494 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 The reptilians up in the core. 495 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 496 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 You guys should kiss. 497 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000 There's seven types of fucking reptilians. 498 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Yeah. 499 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Yeah, it's horrible. 500 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I didn't even know what they were talking about. 501 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000 No, but they actually see like the, what do you call that shit, fucking... 502 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 What's that? 503 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Seeing, what do you call that shit? 504 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Man, literally you said the timer. 505 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Yeah, bitch. 506 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 You know, the good time. 507 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Oh, that's all. 508 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 That's all. 509 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 That's all. 510 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 No, what do they call that? 511 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Were you, you're a sea shit? 512 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Yeah, touching... 513 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Clariforient. 514 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Clariforient, but I forget what they call it. 515 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 They call it remote sea. 516 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Remote viewing. 517 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah, remote viewing. 518 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000 The government spent a shit ton of money on this and they found some people that could 519 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 really do it. 520 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Yes. 521 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Dark side of the moon. 522 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Like really, really like they're there, dude. 523 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, hardcore. 524 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Well, dude, what do you think the Nazis, like Adolf Hitler, they had the woman, the blonde 525 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,600 chick, I forget what her name was, like Alastor Crawley, but I forget what the one woman's 526 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:43,320 name was, but she spoke to these fucking beings on the other side and got a shit ton of information 527 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,600 and like instructions for stuff for Hitler and the Nazis. 528 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,600 Like this was no joke. 529 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,600 They fucking were hardcore into this shit. 530 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600 Yeah. 531 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,600 They're just so unfortunate that Kiki fits right in with us. 532 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,600 I just can't re-gurgitate all the fucking names. 533 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,600 You just did though. 534 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,600 But I mean, that's a hard though, man. 535 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,600 We appreciate that. 536 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,360 But they look into, like, dude, they were fucking hardcore. 537 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,240 Why do you think like Hitler was like looking for fucking all like... 538 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,240 Searching the earth. 539 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,360 Searching the earth for fucking, what do you call it? 540 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360 What do you call it? 541 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,360 Artifacts. 542 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,360 The Holy Grail. 543 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,360 The Holy Grail. 544 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,360 The Holy Grail. 545 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360 All that shit. 546 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,560 They did, he was looking like Indiana Jones, even though it's fictional shit. 547 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,360 It's based on reality. 548 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,080 Listen, man, everybody makes up tales. 549 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,920 The Bible is a fucking... 550 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,360 The Bible is a historical fucking book. 551 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:36,040 Okay, it shall be, but there was not as people, as cold as these people, as reverend as they 552 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,160 should be, shall I say. 553 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,360 I don't think that Saint... 554 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,360 They don't hold anybody in reverence except for Jesus and God. 555 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 They were fucking... 556 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360 This guy went to work, he was a fucking... 557 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,360 No, but yes and no, but dude, if you look at like... 558 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,360 No, listen, this guy went to work, he was a fucking... 559 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360 Carpenter. 560 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360 Plumber or something, they went and banged whores. 561 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,360 Now he's a saint because he hung out with Jesus. 562 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360 Well... 563 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,360 No, he was saved. 564 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,360 Well, I don't know who you're talking about. 565 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 You're just apostles. 566 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,360 I don't know if they were... 567 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,360 That's their story of banged whores going to be in a plumber. 568 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,360 I'm just generalizing, I'm not... 569 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360 Very general. 570 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,360 Man, you guys really shut the fuck up when I said that. 571 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,360 I don't know what you're talking about. 572 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 A screwball. 573 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,360 A Jesus screwball. 574 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:24,360 I mean, that's the Italian dream right there. 575 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360 No, man. 576 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,360 You're a plumber, you bang up some bar. 577 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,360 The mankula can suck in. 578 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,360 Yeah. 579 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,360 It was child support, right? 580 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,360 He teaches you the way. 581 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,360 And he tells you... 582 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,360 If you give him a method of conception, do you have to pay child support? 583 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,360 I don't think he had to. 584 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360 No. 585 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360 Well, would you? 586 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360 I'm just saying. 587 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,360 Well, would I pay child support? 588 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,360 No. 589 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,360 Depends what era it is. 590 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,360 You guys are killing me. 591 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,360 You gotta ask a fucking question that makes sense, first of all. 592 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,360 I know, that's probably my fault. 593 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,360 I mean... 594 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,360 Yeah, we're blaming you on this one. 595 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,360 I know, I'm troubling myself on this one. 596 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:01,360 You're bringing in child support in the fucking 10th century. 597 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,360 Exactly. 598 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,360 Let's see. 599 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360 Let's see, it's 31 AD. 600 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,360 Do I pay child support? 601 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,360 31 AD, prediction in your answer. 602 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,360 I think you just fucking knocked up anyone you wanted and walked away back then. 603 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360 Oh, no, boy, here we go. 604 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,360 This is gonna be a lot of bleeps going on in here soon. 605 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,360 No, man. 606 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,360 Larry Field. 607 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:24,360 He thinks they're talking about the old mages. 608 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,360 This is what you should be able to do. 609 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,360 The good old days in Sodom. 610 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,360 If I was a lord, my name would be Larry. 611 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 Larry the Lord. 612 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,360 And then he just does what he wants. 613 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,360 Tell us, Larry, what you doing? 614 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360 Lord of the ladies. 615 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360 Yeah, he wishes. 616 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,360 This guy is the king. 617 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,360 You guys don't know shit about this thing. 618 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,360 This guy is the king. 619 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,360 You saw me spit games off there, check the fucking bars. 620 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360 You saw me. 621 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,360 You saw me. 622 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,360 You fucking bet down with me in a second. 623 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,360 You saw me spitting games. 624 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,360 He did. 625 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,360 I got Larry's back. 626 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,360 Larry's got it. 627 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:02,360 This is fucking, Larry's been married for 30 years. 628 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,360 Well, it doesn't mean you don't have game, man. 629 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360 Yeah, you know what? 630 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360 Hey, he's been all over the world. 631 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,360 That's true. 632 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,360 I've been in a band for longer than I've been married. 633 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,360 Well, that was back in the 80s and 90s, too. 634 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:16,360 Yeah, and all the way up until the last time I fucking... 635 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,360 Up until 2011. 636 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,360 You know, up until 2011. 637 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,360 Michael Douglas and what the fuck is this? 638 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,360 What are you guys gonna glass his up? 639 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,360 Yeah, what movie is that? 640 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,360 Oh, Falling Down? 641 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,360 Oh my God, Falling Down. 642 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 That was great, dude. 643 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 Yeah. 644 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,360 Let's fucking get all these guys his haircut, dude. 645 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,360 Falling Down, Larry. 646 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,360 That's the name of the episode. 647 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,360 Falling Down, Larry. 648 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360 I like it. 649 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 I like it. 650 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,360 You better like it, you pollocker. 651 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,360 You gotta leave. 652 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,360 I heard they were building a fucking... 653 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,360 Spit shit up, Poland, son. 654 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,360 I've been there a few times. 655 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,360 I heard it's good times, though. 656 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360 It is, man. 657 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,360 I partied balls in Poland, but again, 658 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,360 nothing's better than the USA. 659 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,360 Yeah, the US is the shit. 660 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,360 Yeah, I mean, a lot of these people don't have fucking cold water 661 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,360 and they don't even know the difference. 662 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,360 I mean, hot water. 663 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,360 They just got cold, well... 664 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,360 Dude, dude, dude. 665 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,360 I brought that down for myself, man. 666 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,360 Motherfucker. 667 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,360 Fucking skate boots. 668 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,360 Holy shit. 669 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,360 Who's smoking the green Paul Maul? 670 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,360 Is that a Paul Maul? 671 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,360 What kind of ghetto fucking bastard do you think 672 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,360 is smoking that shit? 673 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,360 Mid-flavored over there? 674 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,360 My fucking clothes, cigarettes. 675 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,360 My grandfather used to smoke like red non-filter Paul Mauls. 676 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,360 I've never seen it. 677 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,360 To put them in an early grave. 678 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,360 Thank God. 679 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,360 You're for a good time, not a long time. 680 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,360 Yeah. 681 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,360 And then see you in hell. 682 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360 Yeah. 683 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,360 I'll see you both there. 684 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,360 Oh, man. 685 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,360 I won't be there. 686 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,360 I'm gonna try not to be there. 687 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360 He totally ripped out of me. 688 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360 Dude, the devil goes to heaven and be like, 689 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,360 hey, we got your buddy down here. 690 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,360 You want to dip your balls in this? 691 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,360 Exactly. 692 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,360 That might be the only way you see me. 693 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,360 Come by for a dipping. 694 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,360 All right, I guess I could fit him in at two o'clock. 695 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,360 What do you fucking fanooks things happen when you die? 696 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,360 The minute you die, what happens? 697 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,360 Who knows? 698 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,360 No, no, no, no, no. 699 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,360 You need to go up or down, bro. 700 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,360 Bullshit. 701 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,360 Your soul goes somewhere. 702 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,360 Your soul goes somewhere, your body is a fucking shell. 703 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,360 Your soul goes somewhere, what do you think? 704 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,360 You may get reincarnated as a fucking rat. 705 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,360 Okay, now look at... 706 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,360 You're hot, bro. 707 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,360 Here we go. 708 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,360 Who knows? 709 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,360 Who knows? 710 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,360 Okay, see, now we have a mission. 711 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,360 It's a possibility because it ain't over when you die. 712 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,360 No, there's no possibility 713 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,360 because you know what these fucking gods there are? 714 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,360 You don't know how... 715 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,360 There's only one god. 716 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,360 There's only one. 717 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,360 Did you ever see Bill Ma, religious? 718 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,360 Nope. 719 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,360 If you go around the world and listen to all the religions, 720 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360 they all basically tell the same story 721 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,360 in just different names. 722 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,360 So what does that tell you? 723 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,360 There's one god. 724 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,360 Everybody just uses different names for the people. 725 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,360 Because they're from different places. 726 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,360 Exactly. 727 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,360 The story is the same. 728 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,360 It's just the names are different. 729 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,360 Because they are from a different place. 730 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,360 Exactly. 731 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,360 I grew up going to a Catholic school. 732 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,360 Catholic? 733 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,360 I went to Catholic high school, 734 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,360 but I did not like the vibe. 735 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,360 Well, no, I don't vibe with it either. 736 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,360 But God, religion, 737 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,360 all that, 738 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,360 I definitely am a believer. 739 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360 And as I get older, 740 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,360 I definitely understand a lot more. 741 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,360 Do you ever hear about the Book of Enoch? 742 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,360 Yes. 743 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,360 In the Bible? 744 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,360 It's a removed book. 745 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,360 A forbidden book. 746 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,360 Unless you're down in Africa. 747 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,360 Ethiopia. 748 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,360 Because they still practice the book of Enoch. 749 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,360 What's that? 750 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,360 The Book of Enoch. 751 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,360 It's a book from the Bible. 752 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,360 It's a Bible. 753 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,360 It's a Bible. 754 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,360 How was it omitted? 755 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,360 There's multiple testaments. 756 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,360 It was omitted because the people that put it together 757 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,360 said we're not going to let the people hear this stuff. 758 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,360 It wasn't part of their agenda. 759 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,360 Right. 760 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,360 They had an agenda too. 761 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,360 What agenda though? 762 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,360 Who? 763 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,360 To control the masses. 764 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,360 They've written the Bible 765 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,360 to how they wanted it. 766 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,360 People have had an agenda since day one. 767 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,360 But the same person that wrote this book 768 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,360 wrote these other things. 769 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,360 It's not the same. 770 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,360 It's written by somebody else. 771 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,360 But how did it get incorporated 772 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,360 in the same scenario with all these things? 773 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,360 Initially because it was back in the day. 774 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,360 That's when it was written. 775 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,360 Somebody that's got power 776 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,360 said these are going to be the books 777 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,360 that are certified 778 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,360 and recognized. 779 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,360 The Book of Enoch actually talked about 780 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,360 space people and different... 781 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,360 Can't the Catholic Church 782 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,360 just let him get away with molesting children? 783 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,360 That's how you know that they're evil. 784 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,360 That's how you know that the Catholic Church 785 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,360 is a bunch of fucking devils. 786 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,360 But they were trying to cover it up 787 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,360 sending these priests just away. 788 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,360 And they fool all these people. 789 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360 All the old ladies that believe 790 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,360 that it's old. 791 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,360 Hey, Jojo, what the priests tell you, 792 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,360 fool me once. 793 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,360 Fool me twice. 794 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,360 You're a delirious. 795 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,360 Look at him shout out for ways. 796 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,360 He's so fucking... 797 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,360 Enoch fucking 798 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,360 supposedly went up in space 799 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,360 and saw the earth 800 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,360 from above. 801 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,360 And saw that it was round 802 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,360 and it was a ball. 803 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,360 It was far enough up there. 804 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,360 Then what happened? 805 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,360 Well, I don't know the whole story. 806 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,360 There's a lot of different things about... 807 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,360 I listened to it on tape a few times 808 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,360 actually, like read out loud. 809 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,360 You're like theories, alright? 810 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,360 It's all theories. 811 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,360 It ain't theories, man. 812 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,360 It's writings of a man. 813 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,360 Exactly from his experiences. 814 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,360 I think Enoch is actually 815 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,360 Moses' father. 816 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,360 Yeah, Moses' father. 817 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,360 And then Moses, 818 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,360 gave birth to 819 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,360 what's his name? 820 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,360 The boat. Noah, right? 821 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,360 Noah. 822 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,360 Moses was Noah's father. 823 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,360 Man, this is all fiction, though. 824 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,360 It's not fiction, man. 825 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,360 Even if you look back, 826 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,360 they can now prove 827 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,360 that there was a major flood. 828 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,360 Scientists, geologists 829 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,360 can prove 830 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,360 that there was a major flood 831 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,360 back around 832 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,360 20,000 years ago. 833 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,360 I think it was 20,000 years ago, 834 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,360 basically when the Bible said it happened. 835 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 If you look at the Sphinx, 836 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,360 the water corrosion, 837 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360 they don't have water in the desert there. 838 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,360 They had it 20,000 years ago. 839 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,360 They can prune from lasers and shit now. 840 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,360 Not even lasers. You can look at it. 841 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,360 You can see the marks on the Sphinx. 842 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,360 I understand what you mean. 843 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,360 It's like water erosion. 844 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,360 Nothing can cause that except water erosion. 845 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,360 I know, but it's the same. 846 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,360 Even in the Americas, 847 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,360 the Grand Canyon, all that shit 848 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,360 was formed from major flooding. 849 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,360 Anything is possible. 850 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,360 Anything is possible, but we're proving 851 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,360 that this isn't fiction. This is non-fiction. 852 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,360 This is real shit that happened. 853 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,360 It happened. 854 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,360 Exactly. It has happened. 855 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,360 We'll keep on. That's a problem. 856 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,360 We have nothing we can do about it. 857 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,360 That's why you gotta repent? 858 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,360 That's why the reptilians take you down to change. 859 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,360 Man, we just became 860 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,360 a weird podcast. 861 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,360 The reptilian. 862 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,360 Wait up. 863 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,360 I love it. I love it. 864 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,360 Do you know the Hopi Indians? 865 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,360 Man, listen. I do, yeah. 866 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,360 Dude, the Hopi Indians lived in the middle 867 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,360 of fucking nowhere, desert, 868 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,360 and they fucking have cave paintings 869 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,360 of like ant figures 870 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,360 on the fucking wall. 871 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360 And the story is that 872 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,360 these ant people came from underground 873 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,360 in the caves, took them below 874 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,360 while the fucking earth flooded 875 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,360 and brought them back out 876 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,360 when it was night. 877 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,360 This is the Hopi Indian story. 878 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,360 But at the same time, 879 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,360 do people live there? 880 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,360 Not anymore. 881 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,360 But the Hopi Indians did though. 882 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,360 No one could live there and there's a reason. 883 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,360 But how did they live there before? 884 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,360 That's the thing. 885 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,360 They lived there for hundreds of years. 886 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,360 But then the thing is too, 887 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,360 if you look at now, 888 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,360 like pictures, you can look down there. 889 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,360 They can see that the Hopi Indians, 890 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,360 they had special like 891 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,360 ceremonial fucking places 892 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,360 that like line up with Orion's belt. 893 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360 Perfect like launch to 894 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,360 to New York South. 895 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,360 That's like any ancient aliens episode though. 896 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,360 But what's that tell you? 897 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360 How the hell did these people know about this stuff? 898 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360 I mean, even the Dogon tribe 899 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360 in Africa, they knew about 900 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,360 Sirius B. 901 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,360 What a boil right? 902 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,360 They didn't physically see but they knew 903 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,360 it was the same. 904 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,360 But what it boils down to is Kiki thinks 905 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,360 that people from above 906 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,360 have helped us advance 907 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360 100%. 908 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,360 100%. 909 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,360 I got no disagreement with you. 910 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,360 But these people from above, 911 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,360 they may even be our future selves. 912 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,360 They know you can time travel. 913 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,360 Who the fuck am I? 914 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,360 You can say whatever you want. 915 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,360 Time to us is a forward moving 916 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,360 call. 917 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,360 The arrow of time. 918 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,360 If we went fucking in a time travel 919 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,360 trip to fucking, let's say 920 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,360 fucking five years into the future 921 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,360 and then we come back, 922 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360 how many light years? 923 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,360 That five years would probably be like fucking 924 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360 500 years on earth. 925 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,360 But we would be the same age 926 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,360 but everything on earth would be 500 years in the future. 927 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,360 That's how time travel works. 928 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,360 Yeah. 929 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360 You go into the future for five minutes 930 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,360 and every minute is 931 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,360 100 years. 932 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,360 If you go back, all of a sudden everybody 933 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,360 you know would be dead. 934 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,360 If you have any scientists listening to this, 935 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,360 could you please 936 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,360 review Kiki's math? 937 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360 I'm going in a layman's term here. 938 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,360 It was long for you and Kiki to do math. 939 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,360 I fucking agree. 940 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,360 And even better, Larry. 941 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,360 There we go. 942 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,360 That's all the backing you have. 943 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,360 This guy can't even answer. 944 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,360 You know all these scientists and like 945 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,360 physicists, 946 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360 they know for a fact 947 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,360 that there's at least 12 dimensions. 948 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,360 We can only see a few of them. 949 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,360 You have lost me and I'm on mushrooms. 950 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,360 Yeah. 951 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,360 Seriously. 952 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,360 Yeah, I know. I can tell. 953 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,360 And I'm out there right now. 954 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,360 I mean, Larry's a fucking, 955 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,360 I mean, I can't stop looking 956 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,360 and he's writing me a Michael Douglas. 957 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,360 The other thing is, 958 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,360 he's a god. 959 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,360 Jesus Christ, 960 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,360 it just looks like he gave up. 961 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,360 Stop kissing your guns. 962 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,360 It makes it really weird. 963 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,360 I sit in that chair. 964 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,360 Son of a bitch. 965 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,360 The other thing is, 966 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360 oh, tell us Larry. 967 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,360 Shut your fucking pile. 968 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,360 These scientists can figure out 969 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,360 everything these days. 970 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,360 They got mathematics figured out so fucking well. 971 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,360 I mean, they know everything. 972 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,360 They could figure out everything. 973 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,360 Except, 974 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,360 oh boy. 975 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,360 One thing. 976 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360 They can't figure out. 977 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,360 They call it the singularity 978 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,360 or they call it the God particle. 979 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,360 Yeah. 980 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,360 The truth is, 981 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,360 there's no mathematics that could figure it out. 982 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,360 Because fucking God did it. 983 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,360 And there's no mathematics to it. 984 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,360 It's boom, 985 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,360 done, perfect. 986 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,360 Here's the earth. 987 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,360 Here's the universe to help the earth fucking stay 988 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,360 jiving. 989 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,360 In the whole galaxies, 990 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,360 in the whole fucking everything else, man. 991 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,360 You know what I mean? 992 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,360 That's crazy. 993 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,360 We need to play fucking 994 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,360 da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 995 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,360 The Jimi Hendrix songs. 996 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,360 Which was something I... 997 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,360 I can't... 998 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,360 I'm on the watchtower. 999 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,360 Yeah. 1000 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,360 I gotta find my way out of here. 1001 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,360 Oh, yeah. 1002 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,360 The Joker too, that's hilarious. 1003 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,360 It's a song that should have been played. 1004 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,360 But I... 1005 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,360 He's a fucking baby killer. 1006 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360 A baby killer. 1007 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,360 You're the one who throws the what baby 1008 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,360 into NASCAR track. 1009 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,360 No, on the NASCAR track. 1010 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,360 Not in the bath. 1011 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360 A sacrificial baby. 1012 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,360 Well, I mean, you said it. 1013 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,360 I didn't say it. 1014 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,360 I didn't say it. 1015 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,360 I didn't say it. 1016 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,360 I don't remember. 1017 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,360 Just like, love letters to Kim Jung-un. 1018 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,360 Yeah. 1019 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,360 We were going to start a band called Latino Kids with Knives. 1020 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,360 Dude. 1021 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,360 That's fantastic. 1022 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,360 And it was like, him playing guitar 1023 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,360 and me in like a little drum set. 1024 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,360 And then two Mexican kids 1025 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,360 doing bottom-flat and knives. 1026 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,360 Yeah. 1027 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,360 Dude, seriously, that's a goal. 1028 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,360 Dude, I don't know. 1029 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,360 You got guys fucking... 1030 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,360 I noticed this. 1031 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,360 The butterfly. 1032 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360 Stabbing pinatas? 1033 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,360 No, not at all. 1034 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,360 Just fucking... 1035 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,360 Dude, that's gold. 1036 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,360 I know, but Lydian doesn't want to do it. 1037 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,360 He's gay as fuck. 1038 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,360 No, he's smart. 1039 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,360 I'm not in the good gay. 1040 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,360 It's to do with brains. 1041 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,360 What is it, Latino Kids with what knives? 1042 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,360 Yeah. 1043 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,360 That's a hit. 1044 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,360 Yeah. 1045 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,360 And they got these fucking butterfly knives. 1046 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,360 And they really know how to work them too. 1047 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,360 We've talked about this for an hour. 1048 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,360 That's the sad part. 1049 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,360 Actually, we had a couple of... 1050 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,360 A pipe dream. 1051 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,360 Couple of knives we were practicing with. 1052 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,360 Logistics have been handled. 1053 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,360 This is so high on every drug you can think of. 1054 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,360 But yeah, that was a fucking... 1055 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,360 Oh, you know what we're going to do? 1056 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,360 We're going to get a nitrous tank down here. 1057 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,360 I can see that working. 1058 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360 Not for you. 1059 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,360 Jesus, dude. 1060 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,360 I'm not fucking sniffing that shit. 1061 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360 You're sniffing it. 1062 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,360 You can put it in your butt hole. 1063 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,360 Whatever. 1064 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,360 I don't need fucking pinholes in my brain. 1065 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,360 That's what this idiot is. 1066 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,360 That's a last thing you eat later. 1067 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,360 That's to turn him into a maniacal laughing idea. 1068 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,360 Let's work out the cock on your mouth. 1069 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,360 The amount of tanks we've sucked down over the years. 1070 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,360 Oh, that sounds kind of gay. 1071 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,360 Tanks. 1072 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,360 Oh, man. 1073 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,360 Yeah, dude. 1074 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,360 Yeah, well... 1075 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,360 Oh, Larry just went for a tank and something. 1076 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,360 Yeah. 1077 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,360 I mean, look at that. 1078 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,360 Man, fucking Larry falling down. 1079 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,360 Falling down, man. 1080 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,360 I'm as nice as could be. 1081 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,360 Is that another Mike Hagan there? 1082 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,360 Huh? 1083 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,360 Is that a side mic? 1084 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,360 Nice, little extra. 1085 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,360 You got a good setup down here. 1086 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,360 Those mics aren't on now, but... 1087 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,360 No, that's for our music. 1088 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,360 In case I need to bug it a different time. 1089 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,360 You need to lock the door. 1090 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,360 There's another Mike over there. 1091 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,360 When they come in, they want to lock the door. 1092 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,360 Yeah, this place is completely a Mike. 1093 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,360 Holy shit. 1094 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,360 It's funny. 1095 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,360 It's fun down here. 1096 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360 But actually, those mics hanging up are... 1097 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,360 One up here, the nice one, 1098 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,360 is for when we do our live 1099 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,360 with the band over the internet. 1100 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,360 Which we're doing Saturday. 1101 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,360 And then the other ones, 1102 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,360 I used to just record the band 1103 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,360 when we were doing practice. 1104 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,360 Fucking... 1105 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,360 Man, do you look like Michael Douglas 1106 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,360 falling down? 1107 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,360 I can't get over it. 1108 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,360 I want a fucking... 1109 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,360 You want a fucking Watt Larry? 1110 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,360 I want an Egg McMuffin. 1111 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360 We stopped serving breakfast one million dollars. 1112 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,360 Oh, man. 1113 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,360 That's when he loses it. 1114 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,360 That's when he fucking loses it. 1115 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,360 Who wouldn't throw it at that point in time? 1116 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,360 We need to use the 80s. 1117 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,360 It's like 10-01. 1118 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,360 You know they watched the other day? Animal House. 1119 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,360 Holy shit. 1120 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,360 Is that a rape then? 1121 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,360 Fucking... 1122 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,360 The shit they got away with. 1123 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,360 That's what college is. 1124 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,360 Did you ever experience that, Joe? 1125 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,360 Man, Joe, Joe, you're so old. 1126 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,360 When did you go to the Black Night Club? 1127 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,360 Yo, my man! 1128 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,360 Yo, my man! 1129 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,360 You mind if we dance with your girlfriends? 1130 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,360 Yeah. 1131 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,360 It was fucking... 1132 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,360 It was at the Orders of Nights. 1133 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,360 Orders of Nights. 1134 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,360 Orders of Nights. 1135 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,360 Yo, look at that. Larry pulled it through. 1136 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,360 A little bit softer. 1137 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,360 And you made me want to shout. 1138 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,360 Baloo-she was... 1139 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,360 I mean... 1140 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,360 Isn't that what college is? 1141 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,360 No. It was. 1142 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,360 Nah, man. Now it's all just fucking... 1143 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,360 I don't know what this is about. 1144 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,360 I went and played a gig at DePaul. 1145 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,360 Oh, yeah. 1146 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,360 He went to a fucking... 1147 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,360 He went to a fraternity party challenge. 1148 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,360 There was like 300 kids in the fucking... 1149 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,360 It was like in a lecture room. 1150 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,360 The kind where the seating is round. 1151 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,360 You know, around. 1152 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,360 Yeah. 1153 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,360 There was a lot of kids there. 1154 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,360 And the kid that we were, you know... 1155 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,360 Me and Robert went and backed this kid up. 1156 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,360 He sang and played guitar. 1157 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,360 Was it like that one or something? 1158 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,360 It was like, you know, it was a talent show. 1159 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,360 It was a sorority party. 1160 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,360 It was six sororities and six fraternities. 1161 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,360 That's cool. 1162 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,360 Down at U of I. Or UIC. 1163 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,360 Yeah, you can see it. 1164 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,360 No, it was at DePaul. 1165 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,360 DePaul. I'm sorry. 1166 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,360 And this grown man... 1167 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,360 I'm with another grown man. 1168 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,360 See, college kids. Nothing wrong with that. 1169 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,360 Yeah, we were in. 1170 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,360 It was funny because... 1171 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,360 I need my lawyer. 1172 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,360 Dude, I don't fucking touch none of those girls or nothing. 1173 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,360 I'm not... 1174 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,360 I'm not a fucking pervert, though, either. 1175 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,360 Put that on your grave stuff. 1176 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,360 You know, I got fucking... 1177 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,360 Well, how did it turn out? 1178 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,360 I was in my old life. 1179 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,360 I'm fucking much older than that. 1180 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,360 I'm not a fucking weirdo like you. 1181 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,360 But it was good, man. 1182 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,360 Government says it's legal. 1183 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,360 Anyways... 1184 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,360 The kids loved it. They fucking went crazy. 1185 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,360 What did they love? 1186 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,360 They loved this kid, Drew. 1187 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,360 He fucking got a little crown. 1188 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,360 They gave him a fucking... 1189 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,360 Mr. Hartthrob. 1190 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,360 A grown man in front of all these 18-year-olds. 1191 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,360 What did I say? 1192 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,360 I didn't fucking... 1193 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,360 But he helped the young kid get laid. 1194 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,360 Yeah, I know. I understand. 1195 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,360 It was fucking... 1196 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,360 There must have been 10 or 12 hotties. 1197 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,360 It's economy. It attacks me. 1198 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,360 I was like, dude, it's like shooting fish in the barrel right now. 1199 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,360 For you, if you fuck this up, I'll kill you. 1200 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,360 Dude, let's just go for him. 1201 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,360 I taught you how to... 1202 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,360 I taught you how to rock and roll now, fucking. 1203 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,360 Take those skills and fucking put them to use. 1204 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,360 Damn, man. 1205 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,360 Exactly. You should teach him some... 1206 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,360 things to do. 1207 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,360 Oh, I'm not gonna fucking go in the bedroom with the kid. 1208 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,360 Yeah, that's weird. 1209 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,360 I don't know why you would say that. 1210 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,360 I didn't know what you were talking about. 1211 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,360 I mean, holy shit, dude. 1212 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,360 What are you talking about? 1213 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,360 I mean, you probably won't... 1214 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,360 You're right. Touch her there. Touch her there. 1215 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,360 Yeah, right. Let me see what I'm gonna do. 1216 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,360 This guy's hands. 1217 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,360 Give him directions. 1218 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,360 All right. 1219 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,360 He'll say, I'll show you. 1220 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,360 Let me show you. 1221 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,360 Yeah, get out of the way. I'll show you. 1222 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,360 I can't larry. 1223 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,360 You're doing it wrong here. 1224 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,360 Can you really take your shoes off, Larry? 1225 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,360 Keep your socks on. 1226 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,360 He's all got his shoes. 1227 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,360 You want me to take my shoes off? 1228 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,360 I'm comfortable. 1229 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,360 I'm comfortable too, man. 1230 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,360 Lucky I got my pants on. 1231 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,360 Oh, my God. 1232 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,360 Don't get that comfortable. 1233 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,360 But you gotta keep... 1234 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,360 I got my shoes on. 1235 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,360 I'm fucking done. 1236 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,360 Who's the guy? 1237 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,360 What's that, Larry? 1238 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360 I gotta keep my shoes on because of all the shit 1239 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,360 you spilled everywhere. 1240 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,360 Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm gonna put him right back on. 1241 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,360 Man, you know what fucking ass clown? 1242 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,360 Yeah, I didn't spill it. Don't call me an ass clown. 1243 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,360 Oh, no. 1244 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,360 You're the fucking idiot that spilled the shit out of her. 1245 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,360 I mean, you got all this other area over here. 1246 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,360 Dude, fuck off. 1247 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,360 You're an idiot. 1248 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,360 You got to spill shit in people's house 1249 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,360 and then fucking tell them 1250 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,360 you got all this other area. 1251 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,360 What a fucking asshole. 1252 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360 I mean, he said, 1253 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,360 he's down here. 1254 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,360 Fucking dumbass. 1255 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,360 I love it. I love it. 1256 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,360 Oh, man. 1257 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,360 He loves it. 1258 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,360 I love Theo Vaughn. 1259 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360 I've been listening to a bunch of his shit lately. 1260 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,360 He's okay. 1261 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,360 He calls like candy cat people like Mentos. 1262 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,360 We don't like to talk about people 1263 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,360 comedians on this podcast, 1264 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,360 but he's an American. 1265 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,360 He's funny though, but he's like, 1266 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,360 he was a sawed-off human. 1267 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,360 That's pretty good, dude. 1268 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,360 That was for a midget? 1269 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,360 No, a mental. 1270 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,360 A retired person. 1271 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,360 We have to fucking train whistle every single sentence. 1272 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,360 Train whistle? 1273 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,360 What are you? 1274 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,360 How do you know this? 1275 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,360 Handicaps are people's shit. 1276 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,360 Shit. 1277 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,360 I'm gonna fucking light her, Larry. 1278 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,360 Kiki, 1279 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,360 State of the Union. These guys are left. 1280 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,360 What do you think about it? 1281 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,360 I feel left out. 1282 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,360 Well, I mean, look at them. 1283 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,360 I mean, Jesus Christ. 1284 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,360 I lean more towards the right. 1285 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,360 I want less government. 1286 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,360 Well, Senator, 1287 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,360 Jojo, tell them your outlooks on terrorism. 1288 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,360 I mean, I don't like either of them, really. 1289 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,360 I don't like either of them. 1290 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,360 They're both different wings in the same blood. 1291 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,360 Yeah, exactly. It's all bad. 1292 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,360 It is. It's all bad. 1293 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,360 It's all bad. 1294 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,360 Without the fucking evil middle bird, 1295 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,360 both wings wouldn't be there. 1296 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,360 Yeah, I think they're about to crumble, man. 1297 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,360 I was talking about the crumble. 1298 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,360 The government. 1299 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,360 How so? 1300 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,360 Shit, man. The dollar. 1301 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,360 The most funded thing in the fucking world? 1302 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,360 Dude, the dollar. 1303 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,360 It's crumbling. 1304 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,360 Wait, we went from under a trillion dollars in debt 1305 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,360 to now we have over six trillion dollars in debt. 1306 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,360 We will never, 1307 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,360 never be able to pay that money back. 1308 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,360 So you know what that means? 1309 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,360 That means 1310 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,360 that the dollar may lose its reserve currency status. 1311 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,360 No shirt, Nick, 1312 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,360 would know what he's talking about 1313 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,360 because he fucking works for banks. 1314 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360 No, I mean, if you look at right now, 1315 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,360 if you look at Iran, 1316 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,360 Brazil, 1317 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,360 India, Russia, China, 1318 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,360 there's a, I forget the other, 1319 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,360 there's a few more countries in there. 1320 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,360 They've all, 1321 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,360 all these major banks have been stockpiling gold right now. 1322 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,360 Oh, why wouldn't you? 1323 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,360 I mean, precious metal. 1324 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,360 No, but they usually don't. 1325 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,360 They've been buying gold 1326 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,360 at a rate that hasn't been seen in like 50 years 1327 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,360 since Nixon took the dollar 1328 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,360 off the gold standard. 1329 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,360 And they're doing that because the Saudis 1330 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,360 are starting to accept a different 1331 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,360 currency for oil now. 1332 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,360 The only reason the American dollar 1333 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,360 can be the main currency anymore. 1334 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360 It's not going to be the reserve currency. 1335 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,360 The only reason it is the reserve currency 1336 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,360 is because the Saudi government 1337 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,360 takes American currency for oil. 1338 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,360 So everybody has to pay the dollar 1339 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,360 in oil. That's the number one commodity 1340 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,360 out there. And the only reason they take 1341 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,360 the dollar for oil 1342 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,360 is because I think it was back in the 70s. 1343 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,360 I forget who 1344 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,360 arranged a deal with the Saudis. 1345 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,360 We'll give you protection 1346 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,360 in your crazy little area around you 1347 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,360 and you don't have to worry about anybody ever attacking you 1348 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,360 if you take the dollar 1349 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,360 as a standard. 1350 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,360 Standard for oil. And that's what made 1351 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,360 the US dollar the reserve currency. 1352 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,360 Kind of like the metric system. 1353 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,360 Has nothing to do with the metric system. 1354 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,360 I know, I'm joking. 1355 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,360 But now... 1356 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,360 I don't like the metric system. 1357 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,360 I know what I'm looking at. 1358 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,360 The Saudis are starting to take 1359 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,360 the Chinese Yuan, 1360 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,360 the Ruple, everything 1361 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,360 for oil now. 1362 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,360 And they never did. 1363 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,360 But now they can convert it 1364 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,360 directly to gold. 1365 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,360 Because nobody wants anybody else's 1366 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,360 currency. The Chinese are corrupt as fuck. 1367 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,360 Their books are cooked as 1368 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,360 cooked can be. 1369 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,360 But gold is gold. 1370 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,360 You say they're Sichuan? 1371 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,360 You weigh it? It's not this much. 1372 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,360 Even the Chinese gold, you gotta melt that 1373 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,360 shit down to make sure there's no lead or anything. 1374 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,360 Whatever weighs similar to gold, 1375 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,360 they put additives in there. 1376 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,360 It's like anything. 1377 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,360 But the thing is, that's what's 1378 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,360 happening. Once the Saudis start taking 1379 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,360 something else... 1380 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,360 Listen, these fucking countries 1381 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,360 know what they're doing. 1382 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,360 No, no doubt. What do you think 1383 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,360 our government, they knew exactly what they're doing? 1384 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,360 When he took it off the gold 1385 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,360 standard, that was a fucking 1386 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,360 all of a sudden print 1387 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,360 as much money as you want. 1388 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,360 And the thing is too, we don't have to 1389 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,360 pay our debts because guess what? 1390 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,360 All we have to do is print money to pay our debts. 1391 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,360 So nobody, I mean, nobody 1392 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,360 can really say anything. That's the thing. 1393 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,360 But now, people are getting 1394 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,360 tired of it. China, Brazil, 1395 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,360 India, they're getting 1396 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,360 a lot stronger. They have a lot of 1397 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,360 fucking... 1398 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,360 No, but I mean, they have... 1399 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,360 And when they make use of these other fucking 1400 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,360 monies, 1401 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,360 the standard, and that's going to 1402 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,360 be set, our dollars 1403 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,360 is going to be worth fucking shit. 1404 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,360 I mean, it'll still be worth some, but not 1405 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,360 like it is now. But I mean, look at 1406 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,360 what our monies worth now. It ain't worth 1407 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,360 shit. Dude, I was in Florida 1408 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,360 buying a carton of decent eggs 1409 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,360 like whatever, to pass to your raise 1410 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,360 bullshit, ten dollars. 1411 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,360 Come on, for a fucking carton of eggs? No fucking 1412 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,360 joke, ten dollars. 1413 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,360 Supply and demand. 1414 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,360 But yeah, it's about the same carton out here 1415 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,360 was like seven, eight bucks I think. But it's crazy. 1416 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,360 I know, I go to fucking all these up 1417 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,360 in my fucking parents. But it's crazy, man. 1418 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,360 When was the last time you bought eggs? 1419 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,360 Last Sunday, when I went shopping 1420 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,360 for my parents. How much are they? 1421 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,360 A dollar and ninety-nine. Yeah, but you got 1422 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,360 you know, kind of chickens are... Are you fucking kidding me? 1423 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,360 You know, kind of chickens are laying those eggs? 1424 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,360 Those fucking chickens are fucking handicap. 1425 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,360 Do I really fucking care? My dad is a stroke. 1426 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,360 My mom's fucking... Are you eating 1427 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,360 those eggs though? No. 1428 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,360 Well, there you go. I don't touch eggs. 1429 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360 Because dude, those eggs are fed like plastic. 1430 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,360 Seriously. 1431 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,360 And it's plastic in it to some extent. 1432 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,360 Listen, you know what, we've both worked 1433 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,360 in the construction field and some of these. 1434 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,360 How about this, man? But wait, wait, stop, listen. 1435 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,360 You've ingested so much. 1436 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,360 The plastics are worth... 1437 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,360 Hey listen. Not purposely though. 1438 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,360 The plastics are what makes the people 1439 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,360 confused sexually. 1440 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,360 That's what makes homosexuality 1441 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,360 prevalent is the plastics. 1442 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,360 Geez man, you are going to be a little 1443 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,360 bit late now. They did a test where they 1444 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,360 fucking entered these frogs 1445 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,360 where they had the same levels of plastics 1446 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,360 that the human had. 1447 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,360 Well, they did chemicals. 1448 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,360 And they started fucking having homosexual sex. 1449 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,360 Turned them gay. 1450 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,360 Turned them gay. 1451 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,360 No, dude, that was a huge Alex Jones 1452 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,360 conspiracy. But the chemicals... 1453 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,360 But it ain't a conspiracy. 1454 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,360 It's the chemicals that were changed fucking up the mind 1455 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,360 and turned them all gay. 1456 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,360 Confused you, doesn't know... 1457 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,360 You don't know what you want. 1458 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,360 You don't even like pussy anymore. Could you imagine that? 1459 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,360 Yeah. Speaking of pussy, where's that brothel? 1460 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,360 On that note, what time do we have Larry? 1461 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,360 Look at you clock watcher Jones over there. 1462 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,360 I was high as fuck. 1463 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,360 I know. 1464 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,360 You're about five minutes until... 1465 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,360 You got ten minutes. 1466 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,360 Hey, guess what? 1467 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,360 You know what? Larry's gay as fuck. 1468 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,360 So he's not going to the brothel? 1469 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,360 No, he is. He's just a d6. 1470 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,360 He's so fucking, fucking... 1471 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,360 Childish. 1472 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,360 That's not even funny. 1473 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,360 It's never going to change. 1474 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,360 Well, you get mad. 1475 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,360 He loves it even more. 1476 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,360 I'm not mad, though. The thing is... 1477 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,360 You're in a fucking podcast. 1478 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,360 You think people want to hear some funny, that dumb shit. 1479 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,360 That's all. 1480 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,360 That's all I care about. 1481 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,360 There's other dirt bags. 1482 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,360 Oh, man. 1483 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,360 The whole life is just a big... 1484 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,360 They're laughing. 1485 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,360 Where's my lighting, you mother? 1486 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,360 It was probably in your ass. 1487 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,360 That's a fucking train whistle. 1488 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,360 He's got a train whistle everything. 1489 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,360 So yeah, man. The plastics made these animals confused. 1490 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,360 And they started fucking having homosexual sex. 1491 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,360 Who said this, dude? 1492 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,360 No, this is true. 1493 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,360 Some doctor Sue said it, dude. 1494 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,360 What the fuck do you think I'm making this shit out? 1495 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,360 It was in the Bible. 1496 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,360 Did you even see, like, there's feed... 1497 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,360 Now the feed that they feed pigs... 1498 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,360 They're allowed to have a percentage of plastic in the fucking feed. 1499 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,360 You'll have a handful of feed. 1500 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,360 You'll see chips and plastic in the stuff. 1501 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,360 Oh, man. 1502 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,360 You're just as fucking... How are they allowing this shit? 1503 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,360 And then you fucking... 1504 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,360 And then that plastic absorbs into the animal, 1505 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,360 becomes part of the fucking meat, 1506 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360 and now we're eating it. 1507 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,360 Now we're really fucking talking about goddamn meat? 1508 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,360 Yeah, well, next thing you know, you're gonna be sucking dick. 1509 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,360 I don't think that's how it works. 1510 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,360 It is how it works. 1511 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,360 No, it's not maybe for you, but not for me. 1512 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,360 No, that's not what it's gonna work for you, too, man. 1513 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,360 I don't know what you're talking about. 1514 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,360 Listen. 1515 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,360 I don't even fucking read meat. 1516 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360 I don't really do. 1517 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,360 That's not what the boys in Boys Town said. 1518 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,360 I don't even fucking tackle about them look at your face, 1519 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,360 but I always go, 1520 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,360 now every time I look at you, 1521 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,360 you look like Michael Douglas and Fallon Doe. 1522 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,360 Dude, on the package, when you buy that meat, 1523 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,360 there's two pigs, like gay pigs, 1524 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,360 humping each other on the meat. 1525 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,360 Where? That doesn't explain it. 1526 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,360 On the meat? What do you mean on the meat? 1527 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,360 When you buy meat from the store, there's two pigs fucking each other on the meat. 1528 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,360 Man, who's that? 1529 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360 I shit. 1530 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,360 Dude, when you buy steak, 1531 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,360 it shows two cows fucking. 1532 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,360 Yeah, dude. 1533 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,360 I think it shows a pig fucking a cow. 1534 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,360 Jesus, dude, what are you weirdos into? 1535 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,360 Look at you both laughing. 1536 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,360 Look, an inside joke. 1537 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,360 I don't know. 1538 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,360 Some kind of fraternity. 1539 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,360 Whatever. 1540 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,360 Oh, yeah, exactly. 1541 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,360 That's how they brush it off, whatever. 1542 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,360 You brush it off. 1543 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,360 It is. 1544 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,360 It is your mama. 1545 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,360 Yeah, you wish. 1546 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,360 She would tear you up, dude. 1547 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,360 I'm gay. 1548 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,360 That is a good shirt. 1549 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,360 This fucking asshole thinks he gets it. 1550 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,360 That's a good shirt. 1551 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,360 I didn't fucking... 1552 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,360 You said I'd get anything. 1553 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,360 You're a total fanuc and you deserve it. 1554 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,360 I don't know your time. 1555 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,360 Don't be quiet. 1556 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,360 Asshole? 1557 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,360 How'd you meet this fanuc? 1558 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,360 This fucking asshole. Here's what happened. 1559 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,360 I'll tell you. 1560 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,360 This fucking lowlife that I did drugs with. 1561 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,360 Frenchy. 1562 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360 I told him, don't bring anyone. 1563 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,360 Yeah, and I said, don't ever... 1564 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,360 Yeah. 1565 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,360 Don't even fucking bring anyone to my house. 1566 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,360 He brings them by. 1567 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,360 One day he comes over with him and I said to him, 1568 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,360 I thought I told you not to come home with anybody. 1569 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,360 He's never alive. 1570 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,360 This is... 1571 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,360 This is... 1572 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,360 He's sitting there all like... 1573 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360 I was like, old junkie. 1574 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,360 I was like, old junkie. 1575 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,360 And that's it. 1576 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,360 And then fucking psych-inviting in a vampire. 1577 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,360 Sonny's showing up by himself. 1578 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,360 Yeah. Exactly. 1579 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,360 I'm dancing, you know. 1580 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,360 His brother's sleeping over at my house. 1581 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,360 What the fuck did these guys come from, man? 1582 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,360 Only two of us. 1583 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,360 I mean, it's not like there's nine. 1584 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,360 There may as well be nine. 1585 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,360 Yeah, exactly. 1586 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,360 Yeah. 1587 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,360 You know. 1588 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,360 No, I don't know, because I'm the guy you're talking about. 1589 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,360 No, he knows. 1590 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,360 No, he doesn't know. 1591 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,360 You're a fucking ass club. 1592 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,360 I'm on the walker. 1593 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,360 I mean, this isn't a goddamn origin story for needles. 1594 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,360 Dude, I remember walking in. 1595 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,360 I remember I was working a night shift. 1596 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,360 I walked in. 1597 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,360 I think it was like one o'clock in the morning. 1598 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,360 All the lights are off. 1599 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,360 I see a broad spread eagle on the couch 1600 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,360 with a glow stick disappearing. 1601 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,360 Reappearing. 1602 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,360 Disappearing. 1603 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,360 He was banging his son's chicken. 1604 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,360 Oh, jeez. 1605 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,360 I'm not going to say her name. 1606 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,360 Thank you. 1607 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,360 I appreciate that. 1608 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,360 I know he's a fucking dirtbag. 1609 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,360 Oh, yeah, because I took a friend of that night, too. 1610 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,360 Oh, my God. Jesus, man. 1611 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,360 Those are fun times. 1612 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,360 Yeah. 1613 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,360 Everybody used to come to our place, too, 1614 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,360 and it was on the station, wasn't it? 1615 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,360 It was on 24-7. 1616 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,360 It wasn't spice at that time. 1617 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,360 It was some good. 1618 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,360 It was like custom. 1619 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,360 It was like $40 a month. 1620 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,360 It was obscene. 1621 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,360 But it was great. 1622 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,360 Every married friend would come over 1623 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,360 just because they went to watch a porn in my room. 1624 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,360 Oh, my God. 1625 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,360 It was a good time. 1626 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,360 I never jerked off with the room with another man. 1627 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,360 Thank God. 1628 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,360 Really? Well, yeah. 1629 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,360 Oh, Jesus, man. 1630 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,360 It was a forced bid off. 1631 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,360 All right. 1632 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360 All right. 1633 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,360 This is going to be a weird one. 1634 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,360 You're a fucking weird one. 1635 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,360 They're all weird ones. 1636 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,360 No, this is going to be a good one. 1637 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,360 It would have been better if you weren't so fucking gay, 1638 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,360 but it'll be okay. 1639 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,360 We'll be able to salvage some shit. 1640 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,360 God gave me two hands. 1641 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,360 One for each dick, Larry. 1642 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,360 He didn't even have to edit it though. 1643 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,360 He just put them straight out of there. 1644 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,360 We wouldn't have to edit anything. 1645 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,360 I just said, 1646 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,360 I'm going to listen. 1647 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,360 Seriously, I'm going to listen to this episode. 1648 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,360 But don't say that because you just create work for us, man. 1649 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,360 Yeah, but I listened to it. 1650 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,360 I'm going to listen to it now for five hours. 1651 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,360 I don't have to go to work tomorrow. 1652 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,360 We need more mushrooms. 1653 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,360 It's like a fucking nut. 1654 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,360 It is good stuff though. 1655 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,360 That's what you got to put in the fucking... 1656 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,360 Shit, we're still hot. 1657 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360 There's some more whistles. 1658 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,360 Oh, Larry likes to suck dick. 1659 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,360 Which is a little bird. 1660 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,360 He likes to watch. 1661 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,360 I like the peeping aspect. 1662 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,360 Now you got to fucking... 1663 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,360 How do you do it? 1664 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,360 How do you put it online? 1665 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,360 We have a server. 1666 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,360 Come on, Larry. 1667 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,360 Shut this off. We're just taking up space. 1668 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,360 Good night, everybody. 1669 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,360 Thanks for tuning in. 1670 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,360 We love you. 1671 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,360 Larry Needle's show. 1672 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,360 Yeah, all that jazz fuck off. 1673 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,360 We had... 1674 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,360 I don't know what we talked about. 1675 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,360 Jesus. 1676 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,360 It's all about Jesus. 1677 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,360 Everyone comes back to Jesus. 1678 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,360 They better not. 1679 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,360 Jesus. 1680 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,360 That's what they all come back to right there. 1681 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,360 $100 Benjamin, baby. 1682 00:57:53,360 --> 00:58:19,360 Man, where's his brown phone?