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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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Larry and Needle.

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Show.

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Alright, here we are.

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The Larry and Needle Show.

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Where are you?

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These two fucking idiots.

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Hey, you're a funer.

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I'm gonna go with you.

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Can't fourth. I love you.

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Thanks, Mike. I love you too.

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Alright, how you doing, Larry?

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I'm doing good, man.

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I love you too, Larry.

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You son of a bitch.

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Fuck you, man.

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What did I do now?

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Why are you calling me a son of a bitch?

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Fuck you, man.

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That's alright though.

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So, oh, I'm sorry.

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The pool is opening soon.

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The pool is opening soon.

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It's gonna snow this weekend.

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What are you talking about?

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Huh?

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Snow this weekend.

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I said the pool is opening soon.

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Well, snow this weekend.

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It is May.

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April was April, right?

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No.

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It's April.

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Yes, it is April.

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It's gonna be snow April.

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You ever been in a girl with a month name?

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Yeah.

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What was her name?

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April.

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May.

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June.

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June.

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May.

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I've been in a May that was Asian.

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And fourth, you wanna make a voice?

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I've been in a guy named August.

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No, no, no month.

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I'm sure his name was Black.

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I'm sure his name was Black Timber.

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Black Timber, yeah.

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He was cute.

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Got that BBC going on and they talking about the news channel.

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No, no girls of the month.

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No girl month name.

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No?

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You never been in a girl that didn't have a month name?

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No, not in April, not in May.

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In April, May, June.

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Nope, not in June.

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Nothing.

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June's a nice one.

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I like girls named June.

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Yeah, like reminded June Carter, right?

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Yeah, June Cleaver.

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June, she's a nice name.

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Look at that.

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Two Junes, man, that we can think of.

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Oh, God, yeah, I banged June Cleaver in a heartbeat, man.

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What'd you?

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Barbara Billingsley, she's hot as a...

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Oh, man, he even knows her real name, which is crazy.

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Oh, yeah, dude.

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I just got her poster on my wall.

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Watch out for what he's watching.

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He's in the great garden.

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He's in the great garden.

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He's got a nice heart.

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He's got a nice smoker, smokes a cigarette.

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Huh?

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Nothing.

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Barbara Billingsley.

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Those chicks back then were so hot though.

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Right, they really were.

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Yeah, Mrs. Beaver.

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Mrs. Cleaver.

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Come on.

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June Cleaver, man.

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But they were technically unattainable to some extent.

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That was the old joke.

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Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?

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She says to him, that fucking hula...

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That's what she said?

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I think you're a little hard on the beaver last night, Ward.

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Ward was the father's name.

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Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver?

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Did they slip in the same bed?

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Did you set the timer?

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I think you're gonna be hard on the beaver.

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Oh, I mean, did he slap his kid?

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No, they weren't that kind of people.

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Well, they weren't hard on the beaver then.

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No, they were nice to be.

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Beaver was a good kid.

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But it was the fucking 50s or 60s, wasn't it?

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Shit sucked back then.

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Aw, man.

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I don't care what...

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...fives this fucking tiny life.

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It's so fucking family.

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It's a TV fucking family.

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Right, just like the Partridge family.

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Or the baby, whatever.

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It seems great.

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All of them always seem great.

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Just like if you were in the Monkeys and you got to live in that house, it was great.

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Well, the Monkeys is way different than the Partridge family.

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Not much.

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Yeah, because fucking they were all banging each other.

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The Monkeys?

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Yeah, and then the lead guy was a finook and died HIV.

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The Monkeys made each other?

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The fucking...

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What the fuck?

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This guy.

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My name is the Brady Bunch.

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The Brady Bunch has nothing to do with the Monkeys.

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No, I was just saying, though.

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Oh, well, you're saying gibberish, motherfucker.

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Now you're just spitting nothing but hate.

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But I was just saying that the guy from the Brady Bunch died of AIDS, right?

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Yeah, the lead guy.

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The finook.

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No shit, really?

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Robert Reed, Richard Reed or fucking Robert Reed.

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You just can't be just naming names.

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No, it would read something.

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Robert Reed, Richard Reed.

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Some kind of read, yeah.

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Robert Reed, I think.

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I just saw him on a Colombo, I think.

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Robert Reed.

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Dude, you know what's good?

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The Rockford Files.

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Yeah, I love Rockford Files.

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That's the best fucking show ever.

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Rockford Files.

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Yeah, the Cold Pontiac Man.

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Yeah, fucking guy.

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That was the best show ever.

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All beach towns and shit, you know what I mean?

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He just went in cracking skulls and getting pussy, dude.

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And he drank all day long.

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And the cry was fucking screech out of the parking lot.

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What a fucking ass and shit.

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Angel of the Force.

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Now those were fucking good old days, man.

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He lived in a trailer and he made it look great.

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Oh, man, that guy got more pussy than fucking Grand Central Station toilet seats.

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I don't know about that.

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Really?

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Every night of the show, he had a different woman.

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Yeah, he was hot with the lady.

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He was like, we're talking, those are fucking big guys.

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Yeah, that was a good fucking show, man.

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He was a lady.

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And I'm going to tell you right now, do you think those guys back then, what a fucker.

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That was James Carter.

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Every show he made was great.

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Wait, every show he made was great.

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I thought that show was, he always was getting in trouble from the cops as well.

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Yeah, because he was in the crying scene.

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Yeah, but you think those guys fuck as good as we do now?

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Oh, man, jeez, I don't know.

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Seriously, there was no porn, there was no nothing.

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It was porn?

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You know what I mean?

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It was porn.

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Yeah, but I'm saying there wasn't porn on your phone.

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Like, these guys, all they had was stag films and shit like that.

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They had been in the Prevody for years.

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Well, yeah, but they were more to just get in, get your nut off and leave.

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I don't know, man.

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I mean, I don't know.

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Oh, what's the guy from fucking Hogan's Heroes?

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Yeah, he was a weird hero.

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Yeah, he was a weird shit, eh?

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Yeah, we talked about that.

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You know the story of that?

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He was like a sex freak guy.

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He liked sex.

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He had sex with anyone and anyone.

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Nevis was shocked that I remember when Bob Crane died.

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Sex addict.

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I remember when Bob Crane died, yeah.

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I didn't know.

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Why was I shocked?

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We never talked about that.

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It was a big deal, man.

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Yeah, we did.

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You fucking blackout drunk.

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You talking about a blackout drunk?

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It was a big deal.

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The guy from Hogan's Heroes died.

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I mean, now, but dude, what do you mean?

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You were blackout drunk, obviously, soon.

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We talked about Bob Crane for that, Bob Crane.

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Man, he was a drummer and they were showing him playing the drums and shit.

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Bob Crane?

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He drummed.

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He was a drummer.

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He was a drummer.

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I like that.

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He played the drums.

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No way, at Hogan's Heroes, he rocked.

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That was a great show.

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I mean, it was way better than these.

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They showed Stogan's Heroes was great.

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I love those Nazis.

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Yeah, he had good shows, too.

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Shoals and clings.

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Yeah, the big fucking stuff.

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They would just sneak out.

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Richard Dawson.

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They would sneak out every night.

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Andrew Dawson.

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Dude, Richard Dawson.

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Richard, Richard.

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That guy kissed more ladies on Family Feud.

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Yes, he did.

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He got more asses in the grand center.

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Oh, my God.

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Let me tell you, he was a herpes asperator.

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He was a herpes machine.

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He was like, oh, he's a herpes machine.

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He was like, oh, he's a herpes machine.

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Dude, because that guy just kissed every lady.

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And they had the one black guy on there.

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Dude, he would kiss the way in front of their husbands.

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The one black guy and the French guy, the little French guy?

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Who?

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On Hogan's Heroes.

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LeBow and fucking Richard.

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Oh, I know the names.

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I don't know the names.

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I see you don't know shit.

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I just don't know their names, actually.

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You don't know shit, then.

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Damn, dude, why do you have to be so aggressive to me?

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I love you.

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Man.

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I love you, basically.

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And forth.

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If you had a million dollars, what would you do tomorrow?

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I would go to a nice warm, climate island, tropical place.

281
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Puerto Rico?

282
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Beach.

283
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No, no, no, no.

284
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Bahamas?

285
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Yeah, maybe Bahamas.

286
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Jamaica, even Florida, I guess.

287
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But yeah.

288
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Florida's not an island.

289
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You know that, right?

290
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Well, you know what I mean.

291
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Hawaii maybe.

292
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Have you been to the Bahamas, man?

293
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Yeah, I've been to Bahamas, yeah.

294
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Okay.

295
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It's good.

296
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Yeah, Hawaii's too much, though, right?

297
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It's too much of no way.

298
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You need cheap horrors.

299
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NASA was nice.

300
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Yeah, Puerto Rico, boy.

301
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No, I ain't playing around.

302
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Playing around.

303
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Yeah.

304
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Got some kind of disease there or something.

305
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Yeah, and that's just what?

306
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Cheap horrors.

307
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No, I'm too old for that shit, Mike.

308
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No, that's what we do when you're younger.

309
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You're too old for what?

310
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Fucking cheap horrors?

311
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Yeah, but no.

312
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No one that's ever do get older.

313
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No, no, no.

314
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No Puerto Rico for me.

315
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I don't have the kind of money.

316
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That's what you saved that for.

317
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What do you mean, or have that kind of money?

318
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I did see it on the internet.

319
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I saw something online about these places in the islands way out there, like Thailand and shit.

320
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Yeah, third world country.

321
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You could live in little condos on the beach for like 420 bucks a month, man.

322
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420 is not that big a amount.

323
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Yeah, we were looking for people to come with a diamond bank.

324
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Right, I mean 420.

325
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They're looking for people to get checks and they can just keep the money in the US bank

326
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and live there.

327
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Yeah, and they could, yeah.

328
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Right.

329
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Is that what you want to do?

330
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Yeah, I might have to.

331
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Why?

332
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Well, I might have to look for a place to live.

333
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It's too expensive around here.

334
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If you moved to fucking Thailand, I'd be so jealous of you.

335
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I'd be in Florida living in the US as well.

336
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Right, I might have to live in a third world country on the beach someplace.

337
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It's amazing in Florida.

338
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I love your mentality.

339
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Wouldn't that be awful?

340
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What?

341
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That's amazing, man.

342
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No, it's not at all.

343
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Dude, you could eat fucking ramen and so in the young pussy.

344
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Yeah, I know.

345
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Eat the ramen.

346
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Eat the ramen.

347
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Oh, my God.

348
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Eat the ramen.

349
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Eat the ramen.

350
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Eat the ramen.

351
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Eat the ramen.

352
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Eat the ramen.

353
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Eat that ramen.

354
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Eat the ramen.

355
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Eat that ramen.

356
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I mean, do you have candy left on your Ave้iors?

357
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Yeah, I'm really happy to eat it.

358
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I mean, what is it you want to go about playing.

359
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America in America?

360
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Everything.

361
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What.

362
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I mean, anyone ever comes.

363
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That is a good place for kids like me.

364
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Um,gedam.)

365
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Yeah, yeah.

366
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Where were you during пошأ kilatt?

367
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I mean, it's just a good place for kids to live.

368
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Like in Bangkok?

369
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It's a very good place to go.

370
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U ізAAGHht, no, you gotta be looking for a place to live.

371
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Like I did in my restaurant, ranked 3th.

372
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In bell shape, there was almost three at the bottom.

373
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Listen if you lived in if you lived in fucking Thailand, what would you do and forth?

374
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Man imagine the drugs there right

375
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I would help tours like you know tourists are spoken English I would help them for money

376
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Hustling people

377
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This is

378
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Candy

379
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Right I have a whole operation going in no time. I mean Jesus Christ guy knows what he likes right? I think so yeah

380
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And that would be fun

381
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Why the fuck?

382
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You always want to go to your money's worth more right exactly why not you know?

383
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And be a taxi cab yeah you go even a taxi cab yeah with the scooter yeah, it's so nicer to have a listen with this

384
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He wouldn't have to do that. He's living like a king out there. I would be doing pretty good actually

385
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:08,820
You'd have to move to a slum, but you'll be fine. Yeah, it'd be alright

386
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:13,860
Yeah, there's a lot of Americans do this to there's plenty of what I live in TJ. Let me tell you right

387
00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:19,460
There's all over where I need to be yeah, but TJ is a lot different than Thailand. It's a thorough country

388
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They both are

389
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:26,460
Why was they show these places in Thailand? They look really nice actually they didn't yeah bad at all really really nice

390
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:30,860
Yeah, just just miles of road along the beach with restaurants and hotels

391
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Miles and miles and miles of Russian hotels and beach and scooters parked out front

392
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And you'd be able to afford sounds horrible. No, there's supermarkets shit. You know there's a town

393
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I'm in that hotel you go outside. There's another hotel. There's another you know what I mean like well

394
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It's not that it's not that way you're gonna force that funnel you to the beach. It's not like cancun hotels

395
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Vegas you're murdered. They're not that close together. They're not that large

396
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hotels

397
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You try to buy a bag of little hotels, you know, I think that sounds cool right the bungalows and shit

398
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Just a little private you should move on a cruise ship. That's what you should do. That's too expensive

399
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:13,920
But no 30 grand a year. Yeah, I heard about this. Yeah, that's what you should do. It would be kind of cool

400
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Yeah, you can do whatever you want man. I wouldn't fucking you're an international waters

401
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Wow

402
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That sounds like right in here so if you were making some good bank

403
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,560
That wouldn't be bad. No, no, I live on this boat all the time. Yeah

404
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People that have been doing it. Yeah, but you can live a lot cheaper than 30 grand a year. No, you can't where?

405
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,320
That is everything that you could eat, you know, where

406
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:47,520
Supposed to buffet 24-7 all the drinks you want where can you live for less than 30 grand II do your fucking?

407
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,860
Come on some mathematics. Yeah, I pay fucking

408
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1100 for my apartment a year and that's included utilities. Okay

409
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So that my friend

410
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Is far what let's say $14,000 then I have food gas

411
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:17,200
Child support. I can't live on 30 grand a year. Yeah, exactly. I don't even make 30 grand a year with my check

412
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I mean you should go down to Boys Town. Maybe you can oh you got two hands

413
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Like oh, I thought this was a chick it's just

414
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Couldn't do when I was waiting for the guy to well it looked out on had a lot of that too

415
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:46,820
Do we thought I was some kind of prostitute right prostitute hanging out there? Why they want to get in the car with them

416
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,740
Yeah, did you know of course I keep going buddy?

417
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,420
I'm just here for drugs. Yeah

418
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,460
Yeah, I'm not gay I just want to get high

419
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:11,200
They know all you gay rats like to smoke crack. Yeah, well, you know, I'm well do other things too back then it was good

420
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:17,460
They thought I was gay. You know what I mean? Yeah, because he just came here to have a good time man. Yeah, sit down

421
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:22,540
And for no you got to sit down for a minute. I got my pocket pipped

422
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,980
How the hooker?

423
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,260
Oh boy, I'm at the hotel a canal Street, right?

424
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:34,820
You know if you're driving downtown, I know how they in yeah, so I'm gonna meet them right there as you drive

425
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:42,420
To get dope. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm standing there and I'm waiting and crack we're gonna get and this girl comes up

426
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,420
This black lady just out of track

427
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:49,800
Out of the blue comes out no place. Hey, baby. We don't have a good thing. Whatever. She's got you know

428
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,020
Balls like you put one hand in my junk

429
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,620
But I had another hand in my pocket

430
00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,980
Bucks came and that was pretty quick. Yeah, how does she know what pocket 80 bucks was in? I don't know

431
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:05,020
Well, she's just fucking 50 50. Yeah, she knows you got a buck's out of those

432
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:11,060
Yeah

433
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:17,420
Sick ass lick and then she asked me if I wanted to start sharing party with her friends and of course I said no

434
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,220
I'm not gonna get you know your money, right?

435
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,420
And as soon as you went around the corner, I said

436
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,300
Rip dude, yeah, I wrote my pocket crazy

437
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,460
Man, she literally that's what happened in the game. Yeah, it was a great

438
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:39,200
Country boy, but no listen. Oh, listen to that. She bumped into him grant this nuts reached in his pocket

439
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:44,460
I understand what they had the money in it. No, I understand dude. What are the chances?

440
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:49,140
How many pockets you got for yeah, so you got a quarter chance of fucking hitting

441
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:54,580
Pocket she could hit them off right dude. She fuck right. She might have felt every pocket up first

442
00:15:54,580 --> 00:16:01,200
You think she got a little right? Who knows how high he was to right? He's acting like he's not Jesus over here

443
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:06,260
No, I called them I called the guy and I said do it just turn around because I just got my pocket picked and he started

444
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:11,900
Laughing do that quick man. How'd you get your pocket picked? I'm a come anyways. You can pay me later, man

445
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,900
I'm almost there sit tight, bro

446
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,540
It's got credit

447
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:23,060
It's all you know, he knows you're coming back tomorrow

448
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:33,380
He lacks my rocks. Yeah, they're good. What are you gonna do? Oh, yeah, exactly

449
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,060
So that's what I'm saying if you're gonna fucking. Oh my god

450
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:39,860
I mean you what are you gonna go once you get a good one? You don't leave a good one

451
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:47,180
It was something nothing was as good as when I fucking cook the rocks myself. Yeah, that was fine. Yeah, you cook your own

452
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,420
It's the same time, but you know, you know what you're getting you know the coke

453
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:54,160
You know what the fucking you know, it's just everything is right that way

454
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:02,860
You agree but at the same I didn't say nothing literally, you know if you're gonna do it do it right

455
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,340
Well, you shouldn't do drugs people. I'm a guy

456
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,020
Surely got the sweats. Thank you gentlemen

457
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:13,380
I'm gonna go are you leaving? Yeah, I gotta go it's late. I gotta I'm gonna get home by 10. Okay. I love you

458
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,300
That's right mark. You know sure. Thanks, brother

459
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,260
Thanks guys, you appreciate it. You got it man. I'll talk to you tomorrow

460
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:29,380
That was mark ladies and gentlemen and that was the not keep going no so Larry Needle show. No, it's not

461
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,820
What time is it?

462
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,340
We just can't release a 25 minute episode

463
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,620
So sure we can man

464
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,940
What time is it I can't tell

465
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,540
It's

466
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:50,180
It's counting down. Yeah, we've been going about a half hour

467
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:55,780
Alright, maybe you know 20 minutes or so we can keep going if you want

468
00:17:55,780 --> 00:18:01,100
It's not like we're bound by anything. No that mark's gone. Oh, I love him for he's the best

469
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,820
Oh, my ass is hurting from this chair, man. Well, then sitting in another chair

470
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:09,460
I just moved over here sitting padded one. We have another mic that's hot

471
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:16,100
Man that fucking guy this is Larry Needle show part two

472
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:25,420
Yeah, man, it's such worse shape than we are in who mark. Yes. Who do you mean who that fucking guy?

473
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,440
Yes mark

474
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:33,660
Yeah, he's in poor guy man. He's in poor shape right now with that. Yeah. Yeah

475
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,580
It's terrible, but you know, I

476
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,860
Mean it's very terrible

477
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,140
his parents kind of

478
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:51,500
Blame him, you know for all the years of drug abuse that he they kind of think that he caught cancer on his own

479
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,220
I don't think it's because of that, but you know, it's because of everything and

480
00:18:55,220 --> 00:19:01,380
There's multiple variables in his life. Oh, it's because of you know our diets and everything in the world

481
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:07,980
I mean listen man, we've been ripping heaters and doing bad things from the beginning to the end. Yeah, I mean we're still here

482
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,140
We've no people that have not here anymore

483
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:18,780
We're some of the few survivors and actually most of our friends are fucking dead and mark should be dead also

484
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,980
I'm just being honest

485
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,980
I

486
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,620
This is a survivor's episode

487
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,940
No, it's not a survivor's episode

488
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,380
See how at the end he couldn't

489
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:37,380
Out there in listening land if you notice that mark's voice all of a sudden might sound like he's off mic

490
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:43,420
That's because he couldn't sit down. He was he got up and he was jumping around whatever we got in

491
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:50,480
Yeah, that was tight. Yeah, it is very tough. You know what? It's like it's like fucking a friend

492
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:57,100
Photographing a dodo bird, but I mean we have these people in our lives that are just open books, right?

493
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,960
Yeah

494
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,320
So moving more entertaining than others

495
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,200
Yeah

496
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,520
For sure. I unfortunately get along. I don't know how I mean

497
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,680
You like to sniffy. No, I tolerate you. That's what it is

498
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,280
Tolerate

499
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:22,520
You tolerate yes, thank God my lawyer lives here because he's still only 25% on cataclysm

500
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,320
See exactly he couldn't say nothing

501
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,240
But we do get along

502
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,200
Yeah, I tolerate people like what's that?

503
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,240
Man, these are got a bag. I'm gonna get a little very very

504
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:43,720
Has a plastic bag with MP note M&M's and I'm going peanut butter M&M's

505
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,720
And

506
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,240
That's his fix

507
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,920
Delicious well, that's your fix now man. That's what we're looking for

508
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:03,080
We're looking for a peanut butter M&M sponsorship and Mike wants a butt plug sponsorship

509
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,000
needles wants a butt plug and he wants a remote control on that I want a monocoe

510
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Sponsorship wants a monocoe

511
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:20,360
My little alcohol drink. Yeah, and he wants a remote control butt plug sponsorship

512
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:24,040
I just think of a remote control car with a butt plug

513
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520
He's driving in the ladies

514
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,520
I mean is that rape if you don't do it

515
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Is it rape if you ask him to sit down in that turn? No, if you drive a remote control car right up in their cooch

516
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,840
Is that rape?

517
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,080
No

518
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,600
Exactly if you back it in and out

519
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,600
Rapidly. Well, yeah, I mean Jesus man now we're talking about torque

520
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,440
It's a remote control car

521
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,680
Well, some of those things have some fucking pretty good

522
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,520
Torque firepower. Yeah

523
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,520
Powers they're all battery operated

524
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,520
That's a problem

525
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:11,520
You can only get some of your dildo. It's battery operated Larry you look at you a joke search and they know yeah

526
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,520
Coming up with jokes Larry

527
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:20,680
Did you do he'll be here? Oh man? Hey is that joint still going can I get it off of it or what man?

528
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:27,320
I hope I hope you guys up. I hope everybody out there notices how often this motherfucker

529
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,320
Man, you are so pale

530
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,320
Dude, you're so pale

531
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,360
pale face like a vampire

532
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:45,600
Vampire Larry at your service. No, we have what's the other one fucking Michael Douglas Larry Larry Jones at your cervix

533
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,600
Ladies the other one a falling down Larry

534
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:54,960
Like that one because you look like Michael Douglas that one. Yeah, and then we have another layer shit, man

535
00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:02,320
Michael Douglas, man falling down Larry's good. I like that. Yeah, it's the same guy though. Yeah, Michael Douglas

536
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:07,160
Yeah, I'm falling down. Yeah, that's a great movie though. It is great movie

537
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,160
One of the this is one of the better ones when you can't take it anymore

538
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,920
You can't take it anymore. And then you know what happens you go to jail

539
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:21,640
Or you get killed. I like when those guys fucking I think he gets killed, right? I can't falling down

540
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800
Yeah, I like when them guys uh

541
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:31,240
In the park the thugsters or gang members or whatever the bat they're gonna take his briefcase

542
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:37,600
They think yeah, and he's had three already fucking pissed off and crazy mad and he's just fucking

543
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:44,520
You're not taking my briefcase. Yeah, that was great. That was a good movie. It's a very good movie. He shoots up that McDonald's

544
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,160
That's fucking good shit

545
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:55,920
We like to fucking they were making movies about people losing it back then. Yeah. Yeah, you know you got to hang on to yourself though

546
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:04,120
No, you can't fucking lose it like that sometimes man, especially even a shithole like LA or yeah, my niece lives there

547
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,160
my my mom, you know, which is her grandmother is

548
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,040
Just like why did you move there and what's wrong with you?

549
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:20,960
And you know well not so much like that, but she is real worried about her and wishes she didn't you know shit whole place

550
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Why are you living in a big city? Yeah, the biggest city in the United States. Yeah

551
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:32,960
And it's full of fanooks and scammers. Yeah, and fucking it's terrible. It's it's a way to get your chops though

552
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960
That's where you go. Yeah

553
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:41,000
She's hanging around with fucking share. She was hanging around with Harry Styles. I let her do her thing

554
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:48,160
Yeah, you know and that's her and that is her thing. So God bless, you know, man, I could never do that

555
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:54,640
Barely want to hang out with myself, right? Yeah, I know how you feel I would share

556
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,320
Sit in the basement with Larry and smoke weed

557
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,520
Who wouldn't there's no, I mean, I don't know you want to have a contest. Let's see

558
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,360
All right, we'll have a contest for a listener to fucking come and hang out with

559
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:15,680
Larry and just do drugs with us. Oh, throw me my heaters. Hey, whatever they want to do. No

560
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,040
I don't say that they may want to fuck your ass. No, no, no, no, no

561
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
Talking drugs

562
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:29,000
I was gonna say you just can't be that face. No, I don't want to do that. We'll just it's gonna be weed only the contest

563
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:36,560
Hang out party a little listen, but we get good kind of mean so we don't need anything else besides that nose beers are gay

564
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,160
No, I wouldn't say that but

565
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600
We just can't be getting all gacked out

566
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,280
You do have a tank though

567
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,520
Yeah, I don't want to be

568
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:55,680
We should do but you know what we're gonna do a balloon episode. I do a balloon and then you talk and then you

569
00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:01,120
We're gonna do a balloon episode where needles does nitrous oxide balloons and

570
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:07,680
Um, okay. Yeah, I mean Jesus. We're you a fat. I don't want to have pinhole fucking you already have pinhole brain

571
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,520
Can't even say it

572
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,560
Pinhole that doesn't prove I don't need more pinhole

573
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:29,440
What does you do need more synapse between the fucking the synapse is getting further apart

574
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,440
Is that what it is?

575
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,120
You know the yeah, I know your fucking synapse. Yeah, yeah, yeah

576
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:42,360
electrodes between your fucking zippers rage one fucking nerve endings

577
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,480
Yeah, whatever the fuck you want to call it, but yeah, you're retarded

578
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,560
Yeah, I just ripped this fucking joint, but

579
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,320
Yeah, baby

580
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,280
You still have fun though, right?

581
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:05,400
How old are you again 63? Yeah, I mean fuck it's gotta suck to be so old

582
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,320
It ain't so bad man. Yeah, I mean

583
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,000
You don't even wreck your meat anymore still fucking rock though, dude

584
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,720
No, I know you do on guitar about that in Jesus Christ. You don't even fucking flick your Peter

585
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,320
There's so much nasty porn out there Larry

586
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:31,560
It's so good sometimes I don't need porn I have an imagination. Oh my god. Look at you

587
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:36,600
You're fucking lovely wife and everything else. You're mr. Rogers in the porn world

588
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:43,680
Mr.. Rogers fucking neighborhood around here. Yeah, that's all cuz that's all you think of is all the people in your neighborhood

589
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:51,320
Larry the best thing is when your brother was living here and I

590
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,780
I'm at work one day and I come home and he's like hey man

591
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,400
While you were at work today

592
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,880
I went around the neighborhood and I knocked on all the doors and I

593
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,480
Introduced myself and told the people that I was your roommate

594
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,320
And I was living here with you and Mary and I said you did what?

595
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,560
Like you're fucking kidding me right he's like no

596
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,440
Why are really nice people on this block?

597
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,000
And I'm like you're kidding me right? He's like no

598
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,720
Random people

599
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,640
I live in this house

600
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,720
Until they kick me out or I die

601
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:43,000
Excuse me, I'm on a lot of heroin right now. Let's leave here. I might not live here anymore. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna die soon

602
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
So don't worry. Oh

603
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
man, but

604
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:54,040
That was that was the best I could never do that. Could you do that? No? Oh my god

605
00:28:54,040 --> 00:29:00,240
Take some balls and but it was funny then cuz then after that all the neighbors like hey

606
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:08,200
He kind of paid kind of the lubricant between you and your neighbors

607
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,960
The best was there was these there was this gay couple living across the street from us

608
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,640
Yeah, and the guy had long curly beautiful black curly hair and

609
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:26,440
The other guy had like a regular like haircut like what I have right now. Yeah, just a crew cut thing

610
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,880
and uh

611
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,520
Jays out there talking to the dude he tells him I like your wife's hair

612
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:39,440
Oh, he says it was a dude. Yeah

613
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,880
I'm on four bags of dope. I like your

614
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,400
But you know

615
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,520
Totally no

616
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,160
You're still painting them a compliment because he felt a little weird at the end

617
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,280
I said, yeah, and then they didn't care and they were really still cool. Yeah, cuz he's an idiot

618
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,480
It was a lovable

619
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:10,520
Like your wife's hair. It's a dude. How could you not tell it?

620
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,560
Here's the thing though the guy walked around looking short sad and short

621
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,000
Yeah, like the boy so high that you can tell a man a gender

622
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,240
He looked kind of like a girl the guy was okay looking if you saw yeah, no

623
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,300
He was yeah, I mean come on. He was high as shit. Well, but at the same time

624
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:35,480
I was high as shit too. I still do it was a man. He misgendered your neighbor

625
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,600
Yeah, your wife is hot yeah

626
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,480
Yeah, I wish he was here so I could rip out

627
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,040
Fucking but you know

628
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,120
Like Jim carol said people who've died right

629
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,640
Right a lot of people die

630
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,880
Everybody does it's the worst part of getting old right?

631
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,520
Hard to get an old

632
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:14,760
Breaking up. It's when you die. Oh, it's folders in your top. Oh, it's the best part of waking up. Yeah

633
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,520
What do you do? I'm trying to crack my fucking back

634
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:25,860
I mean, it's your back door right now. My bag is starting to hurt. Did you turn your butt plug? Oh

635
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,600
No, man, well Mary's got the controller

636
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,680
She fell on the setting. Yeah, he is totally fell asleep

637
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:45,000
It's just high speed for the next four hours

638
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:54,320
Yeah, I'm driving to Starbucks in the morning. I can't drive honey

639
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320
My car

640
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:05,840
You got fucking yeah, it's killing me. Yeah, you get vertigo from watching the shit shake. Ah

641
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,360
Fucking and forth man. God damn that kid

642
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,160
Yeah

643
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:19,960
He's uh, he's something man. He's a loose cannon man. Yeah, I mean literally he has cancer

644
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:27,120
He's on a huge amount of methadone. Yeah, the doctors are telling you a gem out. I

645
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,720
Mean more than anybody I know more than I ever did. Oh

646
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,360
More than anyone I know. Yeah, when they were now was in TJ. They'd start to open 300

647
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:49,440
That's crazy though, but they jack you down fast, right? No, they want you to be on there forever, huh?

648
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,380
Oh my god, that is fucking dangerous. I

649
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,840
Knew that was there for

650
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,920
No, it's not there for a minute. It's not dangerous for the

651
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,120
Met uh

652
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:11,240
Methadone patient. It's dangerous to own the clinic. Yeah, that's the dangerous part

653
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,760
Oh, I mean they don't want to kill the junkies. They want to risk and reward

654
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,040
Huh? Yeah, what are you gonna do? You're gonna fucking

655
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,160
You got a new one to pull out that's you know, I got so many kids around here

656
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,000
You got no one to fold don't know when to pull out. You got a new one to run away

657
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Hey

658
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,920
But I mean

659
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,960
These people

660
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,840
Mexico was crazy. Fuck. Yeah, it really is

661
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,840
We should do a podcast with Tijuana. Yeah, that'd be amazing. I love Mexico myself. I love but no

662
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,680
Tijuana I always had great times there

663
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:59,640
Yeah, I mean there's nothing to fuck with my mom my mom would go to Tijuana every summer for the family

664
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,040
vacation when they were kids because

665
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:07,880
We had family that most of our family lived in California and my

666
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,840
Grandmothers will know was my grandfather's brother. I guess and he lived in San Diego

667
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:22,840
And so they would go to Tijuana every they'd go to the Woolworths or whatever. Oh man, let me shit

668
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,880
You know what?

669
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:31,480
Literally is a third world country. Yeah, I crossed that border. I know when you go down fucking

670
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,520
It's fun man

671
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,360
That's when your white privilege really kicks in in those third world

672
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,920
Oh, not at all. I'm kidding. I mean you're a fucking

673
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:51,080
But the funny thing is I meshed and lived with people like that for two years because you're fucking low life dirtbag

674
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,680
Exactly. Well, what does that mean about the people you're talking about?

675
00:34:54,760 --> 00:35:01,160
That's kind of horrible that you would gentrify them like that. Who would you just said I said I hung out with the kind of people

676
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,120
That I was comfortable with and he said I'm a low life dirtbag

677
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,880
So I know because I know you're saying that they're

678
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:13,080
Because I know because I know you're comfortable doing oh look at you all of a sudden you're my fucking bedmaker

679
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,280
You don't know what I'm comfortable with. Yeah, I do fucker. What's that? You're acting like I don't know

680
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,560
What's what am I comfortable with later? You're comfortable being a low life and alcoholic on drugs

681
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,120
prostitutes

682
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,720
Bangin some fucking

683
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:32,680
Horish girlfriend catching diseases back and forth and fucking I don't have diseases

684
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,440
Oh, okay, and so that's maybe one part

685
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,240
Whatever

686
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:45,800
I'm probably pretty damn fucking. This is all allegedly. I mean come on allegedly. I'm probably damn pretty accurate

687
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,920
Damn pretty accurate on the fucking money

688
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,680
You're a little bit off

689
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:59,720
Yeah, except replace the girl for empire with boyfriend. Yeah, exactly. I mean come on man right on the money

690
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,840
I told you dude. I got chubby cheeks guys love that

691
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,720
I mean fucking a they're mighty mighty chipmunk boy. Yeah, they're like mighty squeezable, dude. I mean

692
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,640
What am I gonna do deny a lover? I can't do that

693
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,880
Would you ever deny a lover?

694
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,280
If it was a fucking

695
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:27,160
Man, yeah, I would no and I've even turned down some I one time. I fucking was getting pressured. I'm not gonna say her name

696
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,960
So she'll know who she knows. There's a big fat girl laying on you

697
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,840
fat girl

698
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,320
I wasn't appealed

699
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:44,680
I'm fucking big fat girl. I wasn't appealing and she just wasn't I didn't want to fuck her, you know, and she wanted smell

700
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,840
No, she just didn't she was that big wasn't right. Oh, you didn't get there. You didn't get the

701
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,680
She didn't she wasn't cute in any way. She wasn't yeah, but just have a connection with her

702
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,680
Yeah, that's the thing man

703
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,280
There's gotta be some sort of weird

704
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,640
Listen dudes will fuck anything sure. Yeah, they really will and I mean

705
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:14,440
I'm not a fucking that's what I'm saying and that's like that's what I was saying. I only happen it only happened once in my life

706
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,160
One time once how old are you?

707
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,160
You

708
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,040
Every other time I've been like, oh, yeah, like a fucking lap dog Larry once kissed the chicken

709
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,760
But this chick didn't get him off which is funny how old were you?

710
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Oh shit, dude, I was like

711
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,360
Well, you know what and that's another thing. I was at an age when I was flooded with pussy, too

712
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:52,360
Oh, I mean, how old were you? Like about 18, 19. Oh Jesus, man. Yeah, I'm getting laid

713
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,040
You'll put your dick in a fucking bag of sand. Yeah

714
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:02,360
I was fucking banging every fucking rod. I knew I actually fucked almost every chick I knew

715
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,240
At one point

716
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200
Because

717
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,440
Fuck you can't have any women friends just his wife

718
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,040
That's why he has all dude friends now

719
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,400
He's moved on

720
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,360
It moved on. Yeah, that's all right. Don't Larry. You know what I?

721
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400
I appreciate your gayness

722
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:35,880
That's all right. Thanks. You want to kiss dudes? Thanks. Yeah, just do it in the other room

723
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,880
Okay

724
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,840
I'll try I'll try and fucking keep it in the other room

725
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,400
Yeah, I would hope so. I mean at least keep it in the basement or the closet shall we say

726
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,840
Just stick in the closet when your boyfriend's come over

727
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,560
It's gonna be tough to hide behind the cats

728
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:03,000
It's gonna be dude once the kids the cats are gonna totally have so much disdain towards you. Why being gay?

729
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,680
They're gonna lose so much respect for you. No, they know I'm not gay. They know I mean they look at you

730
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,200
I see how they look at you. That's right. They're looking me with nothing but love

731
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,720
My cat Helena except who you are Larry

732
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:22,120
She would my cat Helena loves me so much. How much does she love you? Ah, man

733
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,760
Like a person

734
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,040
Like if I was her parent or fucking

735
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:35,880
And I don't know your honor. No not even more than that. She would she just really loves me

736
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880
You know, I'm not a cat fan

737
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,920
I like your cats are cool. They're well my cats are you know what how about catapult?

738
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:48,280
You know what that means? You put a cat inside a catapult and launch it right? Isn't that what it was made for?

739
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,160
a catapult

740
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,640
Yeah, but I'm sure it's got some latin derivative that doesn't mean cat at all

741
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,480
But here's the cool thing that they did with the cat. What's a cool thing?

742
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:07,160
I'm a dead people dead soldiers in the catapult Trishambo after their

743
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,040
rotting a little bit

744
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Hoist them over the wall to their enemy's place. Yeah, and then they would get disease. Yeah, they were disease great idea

745
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,880
Right. I know we need to start doing it. We need to do a little history next time. Yeah, we need to have

746
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,240
Maybe we'll study something and like the roman needles history

747
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:29,000
Oh, you know what the rapin and king that's kind of interesting

748
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:35,240
Yeah, you're gonna rape a man. Yeah, I'm gonna rape a man. That's a king. Oh, hopefully you can bail me out

749
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:43,000
If you do it in California do it in San Francisco, I don't know where a king's at so I don't have to get a passport

750
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:48,120
Yeah, oh, we'll probably kill you. Yeah, that's all right, though, man. It'd be great for the podcast

751
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760
We can always do it last episode

752
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,560
No, man

753
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:59,000
Hopefully, oh, yeah, they probably would over the lake. It'll be the larry and what were you saying about San Francisco?

754
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:05,800
If you do if you uh, rape the guy in San Francisco, I'm not raping any dudes. What's that? It's fucking oh

755
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Oh, I mean, oh

756
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,320
I thought you were gonna

757
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:16,520
King not a man had to sit you well if he's in San Francisco, you'll get away with it

758
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:22,200
They'll let you write out a jail same with new york. What for rape same in Chicago really?

759
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,240
I don't think so. They'll let you out of jail and

760
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:31,640
Instantaneously, well, I know there's no bond thing. Yeah, isn't that crazy? No bond. Yeah for like

761
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,720
Anus crimes

762
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:41,640
I'm just a horrendous. You know, it's weird. He's we thought years and years and years ago

763
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:48,600
That's a problem. The funding for the cops went away in Detroit, you know back in the team rocket days fucking

764
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,640
And I used to think it was great because

765
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,160
It was like kind of like the wild wild west because

766
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,680
All misdemeanors they didn't even bother with

767
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:04,440
So you can do anything up to any, you know, as long as it was like theft you 500

768
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,640
Yeah, it was all that and so we thought that was real cool

769
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,480
But we didn't realize how fucked up that was because you know, we didn't live there

770
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,560
we were only

771
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:20,840
Playing shows there and then leaving sleeping over maybe and then leaving, you know, not really you didn't live there

772
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:27,080
Like you just said, yeah, you understand the ramifications. It was but the ramifications are bad now

773
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,720
I realized later because it was a fucking dude used to be able to buy a house dummy, man

774
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,400
I was you know, I was in my

775
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:39,720
There was a program where you could buy a house in Detroit for a couple hundred bucks and he said to pay the property taxes

776
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:43,720
Yeah, it was basically a burnt-down house on an abandoned lot

777
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:50,440
And you know what there's a lot of fucking block up a lot of you can buy the whole block up for thousands of dollars

778
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,800
We should have did that. What are you doing over there?

779
00:42:55,720 --> 00:43:01,160
We should have bought a couple of what is that is that as my shit? Yeah, why you where's your why you doing that?

780
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,720
I can't fucking breathe. No, man

781
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,560
We should have bought a couple of blocks in Detroit. Why?

782
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:13,720
Because I like it there. Yeah, but can you pay the fucking taxes on it? No, how much is it?

783
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,280
I don't know man. I'm not a fucking estimator. Man

784
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,720
If we fucking use our brains we could have started a dope spot there

785
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:31,080
We could have ran our shit from Chicago to Detroit or we could have just listen you look really good with cornrows Larry

786
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,120
Yeah

787
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,120
Ligger her

788
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440
Wigger Larry

789
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,440
That's what it would be

790
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,840
It'd be hilarious. Do you just draw a soul and like puma shit? Yeah

791
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,640
Like uh, you ever seen um, what the fuck is that?

792
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,520
Oh

793
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:57,160
I shouldn't have caught my hair man. Why because I can't do cornrows right now

794
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:03,480
Well, that's where the good ones and you know the best the best is we can pretend. Huh? I need a weave

795
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:10,520
I don't have any hair. I need a weave. Well, I mean Jesus. Oh, man. That's even better. Let's go get you a

796
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,720
And then they can do it in a cornrow. All right

797
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,280
You get right on your scooters. Oh, man. You're like bow Derek

798
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,640
Tough to kiss dudes with cornrows deliver dope on my scooter. I could probably get a Harley if we fucking

799
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,280
Had good enough business

800
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,840
You that's not new man. I don't know what you mean if we had good enough

801
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,160
You gotta be there too. No, man. I don't know what you're talking about

802
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,600
Just gonna ride your scooter on Boys Town and hopefully somebody picks you up

803
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,320
Okay, no

804
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,960
I think you'll be picked up. No, I'm saying. Okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, it really is

805
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,120
How much you think you can get?

806
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:59,080
Oh, man, shit. I could probably get more than that. I mean, what would you have to do though? I'm beautiful

807
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:04,840
I mean blowing dudes. Yeah, oh man 500 to take it in the ass. Yeah

808
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,240
Oh, man. It's kind of cheap, right?

809
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,200
Too cheap

810
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,680
That's gonna be your nickname out in Boys Town too cheap

811
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,120
Yeah

812
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,480
It's too cheap for me. No, that's too cheap right there

813
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,600
That's what they say

814
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,280
No, man, all my prostitution goes the other way

815
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:34,200
I pay and get the pleasure. I'm not fucking getting fucked. I'm not sucking anyone up

816
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,160
I'll let someone suck my dick

817
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,120
Man

818
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:47,800
Hopefully a woman fucking suck only a woman, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm open. Yeah. I'm open anything

819
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,320
I'm living life like it's a 70

820
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,520
If you ever if you probably was a woman

821
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,800
No, I'm just joking, but you know like the 70s. I think it was probably was a woman

822
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,600
I think oh, yeah. Well, you would hope I mean all you gotta do is feel for nuts, right?

823
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,720
What kind of situation are you really just getting had?

824
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,200
Sure, there's times when like when there's a gay guy in your car

825
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,880
Okay

826
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:23,480
But I mean, you know, I mean like you meet a chick at a bar. There was this are you really just getting just had

827
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Sometimes. Yeah, man

828
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,040
I have

829
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,920
I guess I want a little stink. I'm a pink

830
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,400
Don't you I had this fucking gay guy wanting to give me

831
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:43,160
Oral sex begging me one night begging you. I love it. Yeah, and uh

832
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:47,400
For under the guise of let's smoke some weed and he worked at a particular

833
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:55,640
Club we were playing at and then he started threatening me that uh, you know, our band wouldn't go anywhere if I didn't do this

834
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,640
Well, he was right

835
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,120
Now he was wrong and fucking

836
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,760
and then uh

837
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:07,720
I didn't know I was just like, you know, uh later dude. I gotta go and

838
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:13,000
And later we all had to get together. We did this, uh

839
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Chicago Metalworks album. I can't remember the kid's name though. That's probably good because you'll say first and last

840
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:30,040
That's just keeping it that and everyone was coming in a little fag and everything, you know, this is back in like 1983

841
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:36,440
Yeah, it was acceptable when it wasn't it wasn't meant. It wasn't proper harmful. No, it wasn't meant to be harmful

842
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,680
No, they were meaning it to be harmful because I guess this guy tried to fucking

843
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:47,560
Give full a show to every fucking guy in every band that was there because we all had to come together

844
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,320
to do this photo session this big famous, uh

845
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:57,160
Photographer was there. I think it was Ross Halfen or something. You let him blow you. No

846
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,120
Oh, man, I'm gonna you missed out. That sounds like you had this big fucking beard

847
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,920
Okay, yeah

848
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,920
I hear you. Yeah

849
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:12,600
I mean, I don't know if I would have done anything different if he didn't but that was really a turnoff

850
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,320
The big beard. Yeah

851
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,640
That's definitely a turn off arm hair too

852
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,360
And just like big hands this big man hands like ah

853
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,080
Right. Yeah, but you could see some of the trannies now or um

854
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,880
Is the tranny okay

855
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:39,000
Yeah, you can say tranny. My dad told me you could always tell the tranny, you know, like if someone had a sex change

856
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,840
Because they could never change their ass totally

857
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,800
And they could never

858
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,920
Yeah that

859
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,440
In the hands like if you oh, yeah, the hands are a dead giveaway

860
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,480
Like bobby has a bobby bronco shout out

861
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,320
He has a friend that had a sex change from a woman to a man

862
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,240
Really? Yes. And when the first time I met this, uh, guy

863
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,360
And he's a man now

864
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:11,160
Small hands. Yes, and I knew right away that this was the guy because she hot

865
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,360
It's a man. Is he hot? No

866
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,240
He looks like a little uh

867
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,720
Woody Allen Jewish fellow with fucking scraggly beard

868
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,880
Imagine wanting to transition from a man to a woman or a woman to a man

869
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,360
Well, I guess this kid was born in her maffordite

870
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,360
You know what dad is right? Yeah

871
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,600
She had a pussy and she had some testicles up inside

872
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
so when when

873
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,640
This uh person got this sex change

874
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:48,920
They were able to fucking impregnate their wife. I don't know if that's hot or creepy. It's creepy

875
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,320
But I mean you're still being it, right?

876
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,560
Huh? You're still being it, right?

877
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800
No, dude. It's a man

878
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,920
It's a man, baby. Yeah, it's a man

879
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,840
But I mean so it was a chick she had a puss. It was a chicken balls in her puss. Yeah

880
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:13,320
So I mean so what they did was they took her playing the shit out of her until they took her clit and cut it

881
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,600
And butterflyed a million ways to sunday. Yeah

882
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:24,920
Spread it out. So it would be along the top of the fake cock the fuck so they would have feeling when they're fucking

883
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Oh, man. They took one of the testicles

884
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:35,240
And put it in one side of the nut sack and then took the other side of the fucking the other ball sack side

885
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,360
And put in an air pump to make the fake cock

886
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,440
get it off

887
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,040
Yes, and so this kid had fucking three children

888
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,560
Really still coming everything. Oh shit. Yeah

889
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,920
Wow, he's still nuts. That's amazing. He is because he was born on the boss

890
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:58,680
Finding a woman that's willing to tolerate that. Yeah, I gotta pump my dick up before we

891
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,000
And also check this. I guess it's a quick action just

892
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:09,640
God damn and I can't find a nice woman air pump, you know and fucking um, the other thing is

893
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:17,080
He also well now he's a he now, but when he was a girl, you know, they're going through all this trans

894
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,400
sports shit with lea thomas and all this swimming and everything

895
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:27,400
This kid won every track and field award first place on everything

896
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,760
When he was a uh woman, okay

897
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,360
And now he's a man. Yeah, and even though he was really a girl. Yeah

898
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:43,400
I guess even though he just because he had balls in even though it was up in his oh, I mean if you're hermafida

899
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:51,240
He still won every track and field me, but you have to have a certain amount of estrogen and hormones going through, right?

900
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:59,880
Right, I don't know bro. I mean if you're a chick you have estrogen you're a fucking male you have hormone or whatever to

901
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,360
testosterone

902
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,640
Right

903
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,840
Yeah

904
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,120
So

905
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,120
Do you think that this chick?

906
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:13,000
I don't even know she had she had both. Yeah testosterone and

907
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,880
So when when dude, I can't imagine that she went through a lot of psychological

908
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,280
evaluations and psychiatry like they should do and then

909
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,120
Started hormone therapy as she started getting these sex

910
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:35,560
Three kids man. That's outrageous dude. That's that's amazing. He actually fucked out himself

911
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:44,280
Yeah, wow. Yeah, three fucking kids. It's amazing. It is amazing. Well, I mean do you really think that when you

912
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,040
I mean as soon as uh as soon as the uh

913
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:56,280
Operation was done. Yeah, Robert's like tells uh tells the guy I'm not saying his name on purpose

914
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,760
I know his name, but I'm just gonna not say it and he tells him uh

915
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:08,360
Hey, let me see your cock, you know, who says that Robert? Oh steamboat? Yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck man?

916
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,080
Why would you do that? And he's like I wanted to see it and he's all fruity and shit

917
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:20,760
And I and I'm like wow and he's like, yeah, it looks good. He tells me and I'm like, geez I didn't ask dude

918
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:27,640
It looks good. How you wanted to suck it or well, I mean now can you read that was constructed?

919
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,400
Yeah reconstructed cock is kind of crazy. I had him make fun of him a little bit.

920
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,600
When you look at your own dick every day and then all of a sudden you gotta think about it's fucking busted up, right?

921
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,200
But yeah, this guy didn't have a dick and it's

922
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,240
So

923
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,880
Well, they made one. Yeah

924
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,800
Science is fucking crazy, right? Yeah, and this was science done way back in like uh

925
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,520
Well, you know 90s. Yeah

926
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,360
90s

927
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,160
Seconds

928
00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:01,560
Yeah, 90s sex change action 90 sex change action. I like that

929
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,480
but

930
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,480
Maybe even late 80s

931
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,360
Really? Yeah. Oh, so it's got to be a mess then

932
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:14,040
I don't know. What do you mean? You don't know. I mean, I never looked man. Robert said it looks good

933
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:19,720
Yeah for about 80s 20 fucking 30 years later. What do you think? I don't know man. I don't know

934
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:25,560
I think it's gonna be a fucking mess. You got to get a tune up every once in a while, right?

935
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,200
When you run a car for a couple thousand miles time for an oil change. Yeah

936
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,360
But if that's what you saw over here's the other thing I can never imagine

937
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,080
He could fuck his wife as long as he wants and she kind of likes it because

938
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,880
He stays hard until he let's say it plump

939
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:47,400
Yeah, but you know what I know and I thought that's so fake and then here's the other thing

940
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:52,440
We were doing a recording session because he's also a musician and uh

941
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,600
It was the old days and there was a hustler magazine in my control room

942
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,000
And there was some really hot ass fucking bitches in there as there always is

943
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:08,280
Hustlers good. We're all going man. Look at this fucking broad and I like to fucking

944
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:15,960
Okay, all right, you know and uh the dude got like all right guys. I think uh, you know, we we

945
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:21,560
And I said, oh, yeah, the woman is coming out the woman's still there

946
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:28,120
He couldn't hear another person say how they wanted to eat her fucking asshole. You know what I mean

947
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,560
He actually they tend to crash but I said, you know, it was a fucking room full of

948
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:41,160
Abandoned drugs and everyone's you know, fucking you know, try to birds and we're looking at the fucking thing

949
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:47,800
And you forget that he used to be a girl because he looks like a guy. He's got a scraggly beard and mustache

950
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:53,480
So he was a girl. Yes to a guy. Yes. That is crazy, man

951
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,840
Yeah titties or nothing

952
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,840
No titties. No

953
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,200
Doesn't that shock you

954
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,040
Yeah, I was shocked

955
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,480
And I said leave it to bobby to be the one that knows someone like this

956
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:14,440
Yeah, like childhood friends. Yeah steamboat. Well friends with the brother when this kid was a girl

957
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,760
You can pick and choose your friends, eh? Mm-hmm. That's why he's uh

958
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,480
That's why you only have in the bag. That's why you only dated the guy for three years

959
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,680
Fucking steamboat I heard once her to get his stomach poke because he had too much coming in

960
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,360
All right on that note ladies and gentlemen

961
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:39,880
I'm coming. Thank you very much for joining us this Larry Needle show. I'm Larry

962
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,440
I'm I'm Larry

963
00:56:42,440 --> 00:57:04,600
I got you. I love you later. Yeah. Have a great night. We love you rock on