1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,880 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:21,120 Okay, here we are. Welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry and I'm Needles. 3 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,800 And uh, we're gonna- This is a special episode. Yeah, this is special. You better get closer to 4 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:34,080 your mic, homie. Okay, uh, we're gonna burn- I'm gonna burn frankincense incense. This is the 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:39,840 shit that Jesus smelled that they brought. Oh, it's the other one. Muir and fucking um, gold. 6 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,280 That was to be the other thing. No, it was gold. Gold, they brought him gold. No, those are three. 7 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:55,760 Frankincense. Frankincense to baby Jesus. Muir. Yeah. Muir. And gold. Those are the three things 8 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:02,640 they brought him. And what happened to him? They fucking nailed him to a cross. No, that wasn't 9 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:09,040 worth it. What's the exchange going on? I mean- I mean, cooperate for that. What happened in the 10 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:14,240 interim in between a lot of shit happened, but you know, I mean, the crux of the story is- 11 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:20,400 What's the crux of the story, Larry? He was born, they followed the star, they brought him all these 12 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:27,520 presents and then they killed him. Well, I mean, he's a pariah, hey? Yeah. I mean, isn't that- somebody 13 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:32,640 shit smells really good though. It's like the best- it's the closest thing. Do you remember 14 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,560 like when you were a kid in the fourth of July to light the fireworks, you- they had those punks? 15 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:44,960 Yeah. The punk things. This is the closest thing to that- that smell. I gotta get- 16 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:51,200 You ever ate there over there, Larry? Yeah, I haven't had that before. Would you lose, Larry? Ah, poor Larry. 17 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:06,000 Very unprofessional. That's right, it's Larry. It's the Larry and Neal show. All right. It's the Larry 18 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:13,760 and Neal show. So you had these things smell very close to the punk. What's that? The- the punks, 19 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:20,800 remember those things? They smelled so good. But they were the- wasn't that- 20 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:26,320 You used them to light firecrackers and shit. Yeah, but they were fucking uh, chiba sticks, right? 21 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:33,440 Punks, they were just the sticks, right? Yeah. Yeah, so it was uh, technically it was fucking uh, 22 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:41,280 incense. Yeah, but- but it was just strictly for kids to light. No, it's not, I mean, really? 23 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,840 Yeah, it was made to light firecrackers. They were actually called punks. I know, I know exactly 24 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:52,000 what we're talking about, Larry, but I can't believe that. Yeah. I mean, you're just a punk, though, 25 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:58,640 you know? Yeah, they're- they really- and they had this smell and then the rumor always was, 26 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:05,920 you know, they're- they're made out of horseshit. What's made out of horseshit? The incense, the punks, 27 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:11,520 you know? The punk-turbine out of horseshit. Yeah, that was the fuck. I think you're made out of horseshit, Larry. 28 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,400 Well, we were good to have it said, man, of horseshit. All of a sudden they came back onto you. 29 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,960 I mean, how else could you bring this story back to you? Why the fuck does it smell like an Indian 30 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,400 diner in here all of a sudden? Because I'm burning this fucking shit, man. What are you burning? 31 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:28,240 I mean, fucking it, you're gonna start serving mama galoot or what are you doing over here, dude? 32 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:33,520 I mean, Jesus Christ, I just wafted over to my nose. What the fuck, man? You have to tell your 33 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:38,720 part. It smells good, right? No, it does not. It does not smell good. I mean, I'm looking for a 34 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:45,120 fucking cat over here. Right before we started, I said I'm lighting the stuff that Jesus smells. 35 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:53,040 Oh, well, you said frankincense. You didn't take fucking punam, jabi fucking bullshit weird dot, 36 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,240 man. Listen, I'm not gonna do an Indian accent. That's the kind of shit that- 37 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,320 Because I don't want to fucking defame our characters, but you know. But that's the kind of 38 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,680 shit that, you know, that's the part of the world Jesus was hanging in. So- 39 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:11,120 Well, part of the world is that, Larry? Poon, jabby type shit. Oh, India is that what you're saying? 40 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:17,520 Poon, jabby type shit. So now we got Larry's geographical search. Where is Jesus? 41 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,080 Where did you find him today, Larry? So he's in the Poon, Jabby district? 42 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,920 Yeah. I mean, the Ganges, man, you don't want to take a fucking bath in that shit. 43 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,280 I don't think he lived there. What do you mean? That's a river. 44 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:35,680 Yeah, no, he didn't hang there. He didn't go that deep down. I think he was more like, 45 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,920 you know, like in Iraq and shit. That's- I mean, I don't know what the fuck that means, 46 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:47,360 go deep down. He didn't go that far south. No, okay. So he went more north, you know what I mean? 47 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:52,480 Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. The Lord our Savior did not go towards- 48 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,480 I said deep down, that wasn't really- Yeah, you know, that's what I'm saying. 49 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:03,040 The Lord our Savior did not go towards the Gaza Strip? No. But he did like some Gaza Stripers. 50 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,640 Oh, don't don't don't. There we go. 51 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,080 But at the same time though, I mean, 52 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,000 what do you think this guy was partaking in, shall we say, Jesus? 53 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:23,600 Oh man, he was just chilling. No, he was walking around. He's walking around. 54 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:29,680 Putting out good vibes, fucking telling people, you know. I mean, he's just rolling joints for 55 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,840 everybody. He was turning water in the water. Look at this, three for ten. 56 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:44,480 I got dubs. He's totally selling free roll. Jesus can roll a great blunt. 57 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,280 Probably. Well, I mean, fucking A's, he's a son of God. 58 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:54,080 Probably really can roll a great blunt. Well, would you not expect anything less from him? 59 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,400 I mean, look at this, Jesus like- I mean, so that thing's horrible. Oh my God. 60 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,880 Are you gonna pass it later or are you gonna get the fucking dochi? 61 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:09,360 You're so far away. I know. So far away. I have my own there. 62 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:14,080 I had one there. My lawyer took mine and brought it up to you for some reason. 63 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:19,520 I don't think I shall seek your counsel any more. Do you need a joint really? 64 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,960 Huh? Do you need a joint? 65 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:32,080 Oh, okay. So yeah, today I was minding my own business and needles showed up with some fucking 66 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:37,920 mushrooms and then some ketamine and next thing you know, I'm all fucked up and- 67 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:45,120 And then I fall allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. What the hell was that? A ghost? 68 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,560 And did you see that? Yeah. 69 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,120 They're fucking crazy, dude. I didn't touch nothing. 70 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,480 No, I know. It looked like a whole bunch of shit was moving. 71 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:59,040 Dude, this thing just moved. Wow. Did you see that? 72 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,720 Yeah. Dude. 73 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,680 And it's not from the drugs. Anyways, he did bring a bunch of shit today and I'm not that 74 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:10,240 fucked up, but that thing did move. That is fucking weird. 75 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:18,960 Oh, don't burn down the house, man. That's right. 76 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,560 So what else, man? What's going on? 77 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,360 No, man, that was weird. I'm sorry, man. That was really weird. 78 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,480 What's happening? 79 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,120 I mean- 80 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,240 Well, you gotta ignore it. 81 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,560 Dude, it was right next to me. I mean, how can I fucking ignore that? Like seriously? 82 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,640 No, I know. That was- I mean, seriously, dude, I don't know how to mushrooms and drugs right now. 83 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:43,920 And this was a fucking ghost fucking podcast. Dude, I'm on a fucking- 84 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,840 We would be- already we hit the jackpot. We'd have to save this episode from the last. 85 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,840 Dude, Larry, what the fuck just happened? 86 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,000 I don't know. I don't know. Did you see that? 87 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,800 The thing went back and forth. The stand moved. 88 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,560 And I'm not even- 89 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,080 You're nowhere near it. 90 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:58,400 I mean- 91 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:06,560 You're like three feet away from it. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened. 92 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,000 Well, should we talk about Chris then for a minute? 93 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:14,640 I don't know, man. Maybe Chris is down here. Well, Chris is definitely down here. 94 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,320 I mean- 95 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:25,600 You know, Chris is my homie that I was in a band with and he was probably the best guy ever, the best- 96 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,200 Yeah, but this guy killed himself. 97 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,160 He killed himself. 98 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:37,520 And I have all of his musical equipment. We were in a band together and all of his stuff is still in my house here. 99 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,720 And Mike is kinda- 100 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,240 Damn, that was weird, man. 101 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:47,520 Needles is saying that he thinks that Chris was moving the fucking mic stand a little bit for him there. 102 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:51,360 Man, man. 103 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,000 Hey, I'm fucking- 104 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,160 You know what? We were talking about- 105 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,720 Hey, whatever. Need be it is, shall I say. 106 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,440 But it's all good. 107 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,600 We're all good. We're all good here. So- 108 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,840 Wow, I can't get over that. Have you ever had a spiritual experience like that? 109 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:14,160 Yeah, we're just living in vessels in a spiritual realm. 110 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,840 You and I are just a vessel for something else, right? 111 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:18,480 Yeah, exactly. 112 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:26,480 I mean, you know what? I mean, obviously boys like you and boys, too. You're just a calm vessel, you know what I'm saying? 113 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,360 You're taking the seed line right to fucking hell. 114 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,360 You're so fucking funny. 115 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,560 I got the little line that says, fill to here. 116 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,640 You're filthy. Oh, they go fucking hell. 117 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,440 Yeah, yeah. 118 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,280 They go, when you water it, they go. 119 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,800 Right, right. 120 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,440 You don't want to overfill. 121 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,120 This is how much calm I can handle. 122 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,560 Right, fill to here. 123 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,760 My stove pipes can only fuck. 124 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,680 Full little line, it's just full. 125 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,240 But that's all right, though. You know your limit, though. 126 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:56,560 Exactly. 127 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,440 Some people don't. 128 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,720 One container full. 129 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,520 But, man, they really tweaked me out for a minute. That's all right. 130 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,200 All right, don't be afraid of the ghosts, Sam. 131 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,040 No, I'm not afraid of nothing, but that's very silly, though. At the same time, though. 132 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:15,760 Hey, at the same time, we're burning frankincense and Jesus is with us. 133 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,880 So any ghosts that are here are fucking friends of mine, 134 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,400 and they're all going to be cool. 135 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,880 That's the way I look at it. 136 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,960 Well, I mean, they better be cool if it was your house. 137 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,320 We got a big problem. 138 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,240 You're too drunk to drive home, so you're going to have to sleep. 139 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,840 That's why I'm sleeping over. 140 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,680 I'm totally sleeping over. 141 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,600 Ghosts are your problem, too. 142 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,440 The ghosts are the least of my problems right now. 143 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,760 It's called ketamine in mushrooms. 144 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,280 But at the same time... 145 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,600 At the same time, what? 146 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:57,840 So high. 147 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,800 Oh, man. 148 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,880 Yes, Larry. 149 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,400 At the same time, you could be with two guys at the same time. 150 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,520 Oh, man. 151 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,000 I don't think I can take a dick in my ass on my mouth at the same time. 152 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,720 What? 153 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,520 I don't think I can really take a dick in my ass in my mouth at the same time. 154 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,880 No, but I think you say at the same time too much. 155 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,640 Quit saying at the same time. 156 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,440 What does that mean, though? 157 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,720 You just insinuated at the same time. 158 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,760 What the fuck does that mean? 159 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,800 At the same time. 160 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:25,200 Yeah, I mean, well, you just insinuated that it was two with male individuals. 161 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,240 Well, no, because you keep saying at the same time. 162 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,640 And then one in my ass and one in my mouth. 163 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,840 At the same time. 164 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,520 At the same time. 165 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,240 At the same time. 166 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,520 At the same time. 167 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:38,160 So now from now on, every time a guest says at the same time. 168 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,920 At the same time from now on. 169 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:44,080 I don't think about them getting a dick in their ass. 170 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,360 At the same time. 171 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,560 But who should we go, though? 172 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,080 Well, kind of a male. 173 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,320 Should we do Ron Jeremy in the ass? 174 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,840 At the same time. 175 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,080 Ron Jeremy in the ass from behind. 176 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,200 At the same time. 177 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,000 And then a midget in the front. 178 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,040 What's a midget porn star actor? 179 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:03,040 But at the same time, you know, I don't even know where I'm going with that. 180 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,240 I don't even know either. 181 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:09,680 You know, so I feel like at the same time, it's just the thing that people say to just 182 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,840 say, you know what the fuck you're talking about. 183 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,080 Listen, ask clown, who would be the... 184 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,840 Okay, listen, so if you were going to get fucking double teamed by dudes, 185 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:22,080 it is the midget in the front and Ron Jeremy in the back, right? 186 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,240 Dude, I don't fucking think about those scenarios. 187 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,000 That's what I'm thinking about right now. 188 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,600 That's fucking weird. 189 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,720 I know, I'm weirdo. 190 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,520 What do you expect me to say? 191 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,560 You are fucking weirdo. 192 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:32,960 And I'm getting my wool. 193 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,720 So if there's anybody out there, any psychiatrist listening right now, 194 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,200 please. 195 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,080 Or any fucking anybody. 196 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,280 Or better, help that guy. 197 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,680 Any professionals that can fucking help. 198 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,480 I know. 199 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,320 Perverts.com or anybody out there. 200 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:44,640 Really? 201 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,320 Because I'm a deranged individual. 202 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:46,400 I don't know, man. 203 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,280 What you're trying to say? 204 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,280 A little. 205 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,400 Yeah, I think so. 206 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,280 I watched a chick being a dog the other day. 207 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,440 That's fucking gross, man. 208 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,280 That is absolutely fucking sick. 209 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,280 Dude, that's bestiality. 210 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,800 I'll tell you one thing. 211 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,800 Jesus wasn't fucking walking around telling people, 212 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,880 hey, check this out and fucking, man. 213 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,480 How do you know that, man? 214 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,120 Oh, because I have a- 215 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,040 There were a lot of dogs around back there. 216 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:17,840 Dude, you know what? 217 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,120 What do you mean, though? 218 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,800 What's going on over there? 219 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,160 Why are you fucking- 220 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,600 You're fucking gonna burn, buddy. 221 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,200 You're gonna burn now. 222 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,040 Dude, bestiality is not good. 223 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,000 How do you know? 224 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 It says in the fucking Bible, dude. 225 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,680 Have you ever done it? 226 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,000 No. 227 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,800 I don't know. 228 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,000 I don't know what's next. 229 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,400 Okay. 230 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,120 Okay. 231 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,240 I mean- 232 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,560 Dude, it says in the Bible, 233 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,160 you shouldn't fucking have sex with an animal. 234 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,800 Okay, all right. 235 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,880 Larry Flint. 236 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,000 I call you Larry Skint. 237 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,480 And keep going, though, whatever. 238 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,680 What are you gonna say? 239 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,480 Nothing, man. 240 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Go ahead and fucking watch videos with girls fucking dogs. 241 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,520 I don't care, man. 242 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,640 You're going out, buddy. 243 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,760 Obviously you do. 244 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,640 I'll send you the link. 245 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,920 It's just sick, man. 246 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,640 That's fucking not right, bro. 247 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,480 Everything's sick in this world. 248 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,720 The perversions are wild, man. 249 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,920 Anything is open nowadays, right? 250 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,600 We can do whatever we want with no repercussions. 251 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280 Well, that's what you think. 252 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,880 If you go punch a cop in the face, obviously you're- 253 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,960 There's gonna be repercussions, man. 254 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,720 Every action, there's an opposite. 255 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,840 You got that right, buddy. 256 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,840 Yeah, you know what I mean by fucking speaking on a class here, but- 257 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,120 You know. 258 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,800 No, I don't know. 259 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,440 That's a problem. 260 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,880 Obviously you're watching videos with fucking frauds. 261 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,280 Oh, man. 262 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,160 What was this lie? 263 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:44,720 Dude, it was so much- 264 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,520 Or did you see it in person? 265 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,240 Somebody sent me this video. 266 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,200 It was amazing. 267 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,320 I was like, oh my god. 268 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:48,800 Oh, god. 269 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,920 And I just had to look at it. 270 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,240 I was like, why? 271 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,320 Where is this woman at in her life? 272 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:54,960 Why is she- 273 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,000 Well, she's probably at fucking gunpoint or fucking- 274 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,800 No, there was no gun in the video, Larry. 275 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,600 Not on- not on camera, off camera. 276 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,800 You're not behind me. 277 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,360 You know. 278 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,640 There were, but you know what though? 279 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,200 There were lots of flash bulbs flashing. 280 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,760 So I'm thinking that was- 281 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,480 Dude, it's a fucking- 282 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,280 It's a fucking, fucking sick shit. 283 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,480 Dude, listen, man, I don't seek this stuff. 284 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,560 Sometimes somebody just sends it to me and I open up the link. 285 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,520 What do you want me to do? 286 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,880 Ah, man, what kind of asshole friends do you have? 287 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,920 A lot of assholes. 288 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,480 The same friends you have. 289 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:35,280 Hey, Jesus Christ. 290 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,240 Fucking awesome. 291 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,760 Larry does right over here. 292 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,520 They're fucking insane stinks, dude. 293 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,360 I want to put this out there to everybody. 294 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,560 It's like an Indian diner in here. 295 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,680 Just because this idiot watches people fuck dogs. 296 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,800 Doesn't hear an eye, dude. 297 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,720 I didn't even watch people fuck dogs. 298 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,680 What is that? 299 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,320 What were you- 300 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,440 What did you just say? 301 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,080 Somebody just sent me something of something weird. 302 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,400 I didn't say anything of that extent. 303 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,520 It sounded like you did. 304 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,440 We're going to have to do this back to the shit. 305 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,000 No, man. 306 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,840 I'm not into that shit at all. 307 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,400 Oh my God, this fucking guy, man. 308 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,360 Seriously, if there's any help- 309 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:16,160 Anybody that's a psychiatrist or a fucking social worker or something, 310 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,240 fucking help us out here. 311 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,440 And your second- 312 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,040 This guy needs fucking help. 313 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,080 You have to be hot. 314 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,680 You have to be hot. 315 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,640 Five hands of fire. 316 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,640 There's a sex worker, blonde. 317 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,320 You have to be high heeled. 318 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,120 Preferably, you don't like the word underwear. 319 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,960 Maybe you want to send me nudes at work. 320 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,000 I can deal with that. 321 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,400 But hey, government job, pension is a pension. 322 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,120 I ain't enjoying it. 323 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,560 That's all right, though. 324 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,040 Right there. 325 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,640 Fuck it, man. 326 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,640 Because you're a sugar baby, so you don't know what a job is. 327 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,120 You just sit on the couch- 328 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,880 You just take times or so fucking tight. 329 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,040 I had to fucking maybe get a job, man. 330 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,920 Do it once. 331 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,200 I don't know what I'm going to do. 332 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:55,840 Exactly. 333 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,200 That's the worst part of it all. 334 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,640 I don't know what I'm going to do. 335 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,960 Yeah, you should go work at Starbucks. 336 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,200 Fucking Larry the Fanoo. 337 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,240 I already love me. 338 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,160 That's why you have to dance. 339 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,760 I pull up and I say, hey, I have a- 340 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,840 I get one half a word out there like, 341 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,600 hey, Larry, what's up, man? 342 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,000 It's like they know you're on drugs. 343 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,440 See, you don't even get a little word out. 344 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,600 That's what it is. 345 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,440 Be with a significant other. 346 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,920 And you guys know that what it's like. 347 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,800 That bitch is like, eh, she's like, ah, that bitch is drunk. 348 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,440 She's on dope. 349 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,040 Nah. 350 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:48,640 Fuck. 351 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,360 Fuck. 352 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,520 Even from a text message, you can tell sometimes. 353 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,200 She's like, hey, I got a fuck. 354 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:06,800 Nah, but you know, they're cool because I just pull up and they're like, hey, Larry, 355 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,160 and they just get my shit ready. 356 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,880 And those kids are really cool though, 357 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,640 because a lot of times they don't charge me. 358 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,760 They give me free shit. 359 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,560 The funny thing is you're- 360 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,200 I fucking love them and they're great. 361 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,120 It's hilarious that you're Larry. 362 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,880 And you have this following at Starbucks. 363 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,720 And you know what? 364 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,680 In the middle of nowhere, 365 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,560 they say hi, they say, tell Mary I said hi. 366 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,160 And she said hello Mary. 367 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,120 The fucking Mary. 368 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,480 How many times has Mary gone in there? 369 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,160 She only's been there a few times. 370 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:38,720 Yeah, she was saying like, it's how big my lawyer's presence is. 371 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,280 They're like, say hi to Mary. 372 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,320 She's been there four times in the last five years. 373 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,480 And you go there every day. 374 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,080 $27 a fucking pop this motherfucker spends. 375 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:59,520 Hey, this motherfucker, toot toot nigga, spends a lot of money there. 376 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,320 But at the same time, it makes Mary happy, right? 377 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,120 She doesn't kill her. 378 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,640 Oh man, don't do that, dude. 379 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,240 I don't want to fucking do editing. 380 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,240 Shut your fucking- 381 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,440 Man, you just missed that. 382 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,880 That was like a minute ago. 383 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,160 Yeah, I know, but I'm realizing I'm gonna have to do all this editing. 384 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,320 All right, just watch your mouth, asshole. 385 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,520 Fucking shagger. 386 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,360 That was a sneaker I just threw in there. 387 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,560 There we go. 388 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,520 Fucking cops. 389 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,520 I spoke to Mike to make sure it was there. 390 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,280 Yeah. 391 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,280 All right, so in the basement. 392 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,720 Mushrooms, Mary. 393 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah, well, we fucking went practice last night in Elgin. 394 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,720 How was that? 395 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,000 What kind of music you playing? 396 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:50,720 Punk Rock. 397 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,360 It was a- 398 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,480 What kind of punk rock though? 399 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,920 1977. 400 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,840 Specific, very specific year. 401 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,680 That's a very specific genre. 402 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,320 You know what I mean? 403 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,040 Like you can't- 404 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,160 One fucking year, you can't go beyond that. 405 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,000 I mean, come on, man. 406 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600 I mean, Jesus Christ. 407 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,080 Hey, man. 408 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:08,720 There was a lot of- 409 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,240 And I know you're laughing at it, Larry. 410 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,920 That's what makes it silly, because you're an- 411 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,880 Well, here's the thing, though. 412 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,120 How many times are you gonna learn anyway? 413 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,720 You're retarded, motherfucker. 414 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,400 You know how retarded that is. 415 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,400 Exactly. 416 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,920 Look at you laughing there, kiddo. 417 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,200 And Larry's a hot rod on the fucking guitar. 418 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,240 Let me tell you, man. 419 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,880 He fucking smokes and none of you bitches 420 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,920 want to fucking challenge Larry to a guitar solo. 421 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,400 Oh, shit. 422 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,280 That's what we should do. 423 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,160 That's our new thing. 424 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,360 Oh, fuck, man. 425 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,160 You fucking challenge Larry to a guitar solo, man. 426 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:38,640 Oh, shit. 427 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,600 We have shredders coming out of the hood for you. 428 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,280 We love you all, and we want all your guitar solos. 429 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,400 And we need a producer. 430 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,520 Because these episodes aren't going anywhere. 431 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,960 We're just going out to the Elks. 432 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,360 So, fucking A, and? 433 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,720 Yeah, and it was pretty fun, man. 434 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,720 And we rocked pretty good, and we learned a few new songs. 435 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,960 And I made a little recording with my little fucking portable 436 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,800 recorder that I love playing with. 437 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,040 And that's Tascam? 438 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,960 Is that the one you dropped in the toilet? 439 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,120 Yeah, I dropped the thing in the toilet, 440 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,040 and then I put it in a bag of rice. 441 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,240 Yeah, because you're fucking Asian. 442 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,200 It's like three days. 443 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,320 That's very racist. 444 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,120 You know that? 445 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,320 And it dried out and started working. 446 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,440 And it's all herrored. 447 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,480 But check this out. 448 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,800 Every time I shake it, I shake it, 449 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,640 and it sounds like a maraca now. 450 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,480 And fucking every time I open up the. 451 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,680 All right, calm down, Bob Dylan. 452 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,760 Every time I open up the battery compartment, 453 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,920 a little bit of rice comes out each time. 454 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,040 Man, this guy's got yellow flares. 455 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,880 And a couple nights ago, I had a dream 456 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,400 that I was unscrewing it. 457 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,480 And I opened it up. 458 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,080 And about fucking 50 pounds of rice came out. 459 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:46,720 Like so much. 460 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,360 And then all of a sudden the village came on fire. 461 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:49,840 Yeah. 462 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,320 And I was just like, fuck, man. 463 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,440 And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then. 464 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,000 And then the village starts on fire. 465 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,960 What are you talking about? 466 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,320 Like Vietnam. 467 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,720 Oh. 468 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,160 Fucking guy's nuts. 469 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,960 Yeah, I am. 470 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,280 What the fuck are you talking about? 471 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,640 There must be some kind of way out of here. 472 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,640 And there's just flames just going across a village. 473 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,840 You know what I mean, Joe? 474 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,280 I didn't see that one, man. 475 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,240 You didn't see it really? 476 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,280 No. 477 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,400 Man. 478 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,600 I know it's a movie now. 479 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,440 You're putting the Hendrick's song in the Vietnam, the flames. 480 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,080 But I didn't see that one. 481 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,080 Yeah, you can understand what I'm saying. 482 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,520 Yeah. 483 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,800 I mean. 484 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,440 What are you saying? 485 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,440 I'm like shot like a guy from a time or something. 486 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,960 The worst war ever, right? 487 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,920 Vietnam. 488 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,440 I don't know about that, man. 489 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,920 They're all fucking pretty bad, dude. 490 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,320 Yeah, but I mean. 491 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,320 They're all bad. 492 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,960 The least feasible. 493 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,840 Well, what do you mean feasible? 494 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,880 Like, what, in what way? 495 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,920 I mean, with our intentions going back and forth, 496 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,200 the funny thing is, man, I wish I had that. 497 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,000 We had no idea what the fuck we're doing when we pulled out 498 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,200 of Iraq just now. 499 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,760 Biden has fucking bad in his asshole. 500 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,600 Do we go to Cambodia and fail? 501 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,280 Right, right. 502 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:10,960 But they realize how lucrative and how much money you make 503 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,880 after World War II. 504 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,000 We have been in a fucking war somewhere continually 505 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,800 the whole time. 506 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,280 We have not been in a war. 507 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,800 Well, war makes money. 508 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,440 Yeah. 509 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,960 It drives prices up. 510 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,800 It makes people fucking work. 511 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,840 You get the fucking broads with the arms up with their, 512 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,120 what is that, headbands on? 513 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,000 Riveter Rosie. 514 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,720 Riveter Rosie. 515 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,440 Riveter Rosie. 516 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,120 Yeah, everybody, you know what I mean. 517 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,760 But at the same time, do you think the government is good 518 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,080 for us? 519 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,200 Because I really don't. 520 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,000 No. 521 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,560 I mean, it's the same. 522 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,360 I know they're not. 523 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:40,400 Come on, dude. 524 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,320 Do you think they have our best intention? 525 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,360 Fuck no, man. 526 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,880 I mean, fucking hey. 527 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,160 We're just two fucking dudes on the barge in the basement, 528 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:48,640 right? 529 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,680 Okay, you know what? 530 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,800 The road to hell is paved with good intentions. 531 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,360 And the government doesn't even have good intentions. 532 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,720 They don't even have any intentions. 533 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,160 But if the road to hell was paved with good intentions, 534 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,000 are you really going to see the road to hell, 535 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,600 or are you just going to hell? 536 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:03,920 No. 537 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,720 Well, on the way to hell, the road you paved was good, right? 538 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,880 But you still end up in hell. 539 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,040 Well, I'm just saying, though, you got to pass that road 540 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,960 as like the perdition, shall I say? 541 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,360 No, I'm just saying, the fucking government, 542 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,280 you said, can we trust the government? 543 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:21,840 No, dude. 544 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,520 They have no intentions at all for us. 545 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,360 All they have, their only intention 546 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,920 is to fucking make money off of us. 547 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,720 The government? 548 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,280 Yeah. 549 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,080 Well, you know what? 550 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,800 This whole fucking bipartisan shit. 551 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,200 Power. 552 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,560 It's all about power. 553 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,760 Well, it's a power struggle. 554 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,800 Like, how the fuck do you do? 555 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080 And the Republican and Democrat thing is all bullshit. 556 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,320 It's all fake bullshit. 557 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,160 Both sides are fucking bad. 558 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,920 Both sides are fucked. 559 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,760 Well, it's not even that both sides are bad. 560 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,120 It's people are bad. 561 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:51,600 Yeah. 562 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,720 That's what it is. 563 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,400 The people in the top are corrupt, 564 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,000 and both sides are corrupt. 565 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,720 And you know what? 566 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,840 I wish I was a smarter fellow to be like, hey, I can quote 567 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,320 Teddy Roosevelt and this and that. 568 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,360 And that's why they fucking hate Donald Trump so fucking bad. 569 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,160 But I mean fucking hate, man. 570 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,360 I'm a simpleton. 571 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,320 You know, well, here, I'll tell you this then, dummy. 572 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:18,720 That's what hated Donald Trump so bad, because he was not corrupt. 573 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,920 He was uncorruptible. 574 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,120 He had enough money. 575 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,760 I know, but. 576 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,520 You know, and so they didn't like that motherfucker. 577 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,360 Yeah, they were fucking presidents like that before. 578 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,360 And so Jimmy Carter. 579 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,520 No, no. 580 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,040 Carter was a pussy. 581 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,240 Listen, man, I'm going to tell you. 582 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,920 Everybody has a great initiative going in there, 583 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,800 but there's just a pop or a fucking state. 584 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,840 No, Carter was an asshole all the way from the beginning to the end. 585 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,200 But listen, tell me what great president has ever been. 586 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,280 Fucking cock sucker, Carter. 587 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,840 I fucking couldn't stand that bastard. 588 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,440 I remember the motherfucker. 589 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,640 Is he still alive? 590 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,520 No, thank God he just fucking died. 591 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,080 Did he? 592 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:54,400 Yeah. 593 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,400 He's fucking burroasting in hell right now, baby. 594 00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,600 Jesus. 595 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,040 He's burning like a motherfucker. 596 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,600 What did you say? 597 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,640 Why would you say that? 598 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640 I mean, where do you think he's at? 599 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,800 I don't know, man. 600 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,280 I think you're the fucking name of the motherfucker, man. 601 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,360 Dude drinking a PBR on mushrooms. 602 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,560 What do you want me to do? 603 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,280 Yeah, exactly. 604 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,720 Now who the fuck are you? 605 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,560 Try looking at this leopard skidding rod. 606 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,320 I am looking at the leopard skidding rod. 607 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,400 I'm gonna fucking sit right here. 608 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,240 I mean, all of a sudden your jury judge 609 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,600 and executioner over here. 610 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,560 Fucking right, man. 611 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,480 Where's Jimmy Carter's family? 612 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,920 Get the kid in the mall out here. 613 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,520 Are you gonna start picking and choosing? 614 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,160 Allegedly, I'm the jury and executioner. 615 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,560 Man, that's a real shiny badge you have on your hip. 616 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,640 What is that one for on your left side there? 617 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,160 Your right side there. 618 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,440 What is that? 619 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,200 That's Dee Dee. 620 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,200 Dee Dee remote? 621 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,680 Mm-hmm. 622 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,480 And it goes down. 623 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,040 Oh, shit. 624 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,160 Dude. 625 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:48,640 Dude. 626 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,240 Dude. 627 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:50,720 Dude. 628 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,520 Dude. 629 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,720 But that's right though. 630 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,520 We like the Ramones. 631 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,320 We like Panko. 632 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,920 Oh, we love the Ramones, man. 633 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,520 What else is there to do with that? 634 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,000 The best. 635 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,600 The Ramones are like, uh, the Beatles. 636 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:02,640 Really. 637 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,360 They're better than the Beatles, man. 638 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,160 They're better than the Beatles. 639 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,200 Because they were never the American Beatles. 640 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,400 It's like the American Beatles. 641 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,040 You know what I mean? 642 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,080 Like, everybody went crazy for the fucking Beatles. 643 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,200 The Beatles are okay. 644 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,360 Yeah, but they're no Ramones. 645 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:15,760 Well, no. 646 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,480 But I'm just saying like. 647 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,360 They're no fucking Ramones. 648 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,080 Here's the fucking thing. 649 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,120 The Ramones for sure. 650 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,400 They are sitting in your living room. 651 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,040 You got nothing. 652 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,320 What are you gonna, the muddy, 653 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,040 I mean, I don't even know what the fuck was going on at that time. 654 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,560 Muddy waters is pretty dope. 655 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,280 Man, but I'm just saying, 656 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,200 what kind of music was going on at that time? 657 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,440 When? 658 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,600 When the Beatles were around. 659 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:31,920 Yeah. 660 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,360 Well, before like, when they first fucking came around, 661 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,120 when they first started in England, 662 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,480 they were listening to the shit-calls. 663 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,080 Okay, so those are Rolling Stones. 664 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:42,640 Which stink? 665 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,240 They were listening to the Blues. 666 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,200 I like the Stones. 667 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,480 Yeah, they stink. 668 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,720 They were listening to Heavy Blues, the Stones, 669 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,000 and the Beatles, I don't know what the fuck they were listening to. 670 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,880 I like Donovan. 671 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,040 Donovan's a fucking idiot. 672 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,360 How about fucking Velvet Underground? 673 00:27:59,360 --> 00:27:59,600 Yeah. 674 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:00,880 Now that's- 675 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,600 Yeah, there we go. 676 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,440 That's a little bit better, but I mean, 677 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,080 at the same time, was the fucking Velvet Underground going on 678 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,480 with the Beatles or no? 679 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,640 Yeah, they were simultaneously going on. 680 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,080 Yes. 681 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,080 With that whole British invasion shit? 682 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,360 No, no, no, no, no. 683 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,160 Matt, they had no- 684 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:18,240 I should know this stuff. 685 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,760 Like the Velvet Underground was like around Sergeant Pepper Era. 686 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,240 Yeah, but I mean, earlier than that, though, even 687 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,760 John Hale and all that shit, like, 688 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,400 those guys- 689 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,160 Andy Warhol stuff. 690 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,720 Yeah, those guys were fucking still freaking out, 691 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:38,240 doing fucking methamphetamines and fucking having wild gay sex orgies in New York. 692 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:38,800 Yeah, they still like- 693 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,760 Dude, that fucking- 694 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,960 They're still doing their thing. 695 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:42,080 And- 696 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,440 What was that book called? 697 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,120 They latched- 698 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:45,760 Killing the 699 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,360 They latched onto the Velvet Underground, 700 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,280 because they were a bunch of freaks and fucking degenerates, 701 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,480 and it was perfect, you know. 702 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,520 Well, I just had a way to get your shit out, eh? 703 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,040 Huh? 704 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,720 Music is a way to get your shit out, 705 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,720 literally and physically. 706 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,360 Yeah. 707 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,560 Metaphorically, shall I say? 708 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,760 If I didn't fucking- 709 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,680 If I didn't play, I mean, 710 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,120 I fucking think I'd fucking have to kill somebody. 711 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,200 Seriously. 712 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,640 Man, allegedly. 713 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,200 Allegedly. 714 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,160 Jesus Christ, Larry, what are you doing over here? 715 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,880 My god. 716 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,880 You get a lot off, man. 717 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,400 You get a whole LLC on the sun. 718 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,760 It's real fun playing New York. 719 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,440 Next thing you know, the feds are coming in. 720 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,320 It gets a lot off. 721 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:22,960 It gets a lot off. 722 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,320 It gets a lot off. 723 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,680 You, me and the cats. 724 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,240 These are my disciples. 725 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,120 He got nine outdoor cats. 726 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,160 They're all wearing the same nikes. 727 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,040 Yeah. 728 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,880 That got 38 cents. 729 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:39,680 No. 730 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,240 He exiled. 731 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,080 I know you got that one, Larry. 732 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,360 I'm sorry, I love it. 733 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,960 Larry's got a lot of cats. 734 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,240 So, yeah, you know. 735 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,520 But that's right, though. 736 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,720 I mean, life goes on, right, though. 737 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,840 What the fuck are we gonna do? 738 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,120 We just keep on doing, right? 739 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,080 Yeah, dude. 740 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:04,560 Fuck, man. 741 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,120 I mean- 742 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,920 That's all you can do. 743 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:06,640 What can you do? 744 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,000 No, it's not all you can do. 745 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,360 I know you got to fucking hurt and struggle and fucking fight and punch and bite and kick and stuff. 746 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,400 Well, yeah. 747 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,040 Yeah. 748 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,320 That's what you gotta do. 749 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:16,640 Yeah. 750 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,480 You know. 751 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,840 It's not like it used to be, though. 752 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,360 There are no- 753 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,320 No, nothing is. 754 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,320 You can get away with a lot more stuff back then. 755 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,760 I hate to say it's not like it used to be. 756 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,400 Everything, well- 757 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,600 Like I'm reminiscing on the old days and I'm not reminiscing on- 758 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,200 Everything's on camera now. 759 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:31,840 Yeah, exactly. 760 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,080 That's what I'm talking about. 761 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,880 But there's not many repercussions. 762 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,600 No, there are repercussions. 763 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,560 Besides maybe like getting cancelled- 764 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,160 People fucking videotaping you. 765 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,000 By a bunch of cunts that fucking, you know, get their feelings hurt. 766 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,640 Because you said the wrong fucking word or because they're gay or some fucking bullshit. 767 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,560 Well, I mean, what are you gonna do about that? 768 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,840 You can't control the fucking- 769 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:50,640 The- 770 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,720 At the same time when you commit a serious crime- 771 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,360 What's that? 772 00:30:55,360 --> 00:31:00,080 There's not really big hard jail coming for these motherfuckers. 773 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,240 Well, people get offended by the most minimalistic- 774 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,400 They get offended by the minimal shit, but yet the big shit is just getting 775 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,920 swept under the rug these days. 776 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,720 It always is. 777 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,040 You know, in Chicago- 778 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,800 I mean listen, man, we're a fucking pawn in everybody's game. 779 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,600 Huh? 780 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,920 We're a pawn in everybody's game. 781 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,680 And I know you don't like to hear that. 782 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,400 Well, uh- 783 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,600 And that's the truth. 784 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,400 Well, we know that. 785 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,720 We are all pawns in everybody's game. 786 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,160 And nothing's ever gonna get better. 787 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,520 What are we gonna do? 788 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,200 Gas hits $5. 789 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,800 Oh, I'm gonna pay it. 790 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,800 Groceries fucking up the roof. 791 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,320 Oh, I'm gonna pay it. 792 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,440 What are we gonna revolt? 793 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,480 We're gonna rebel. 794 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,000 Well, you gotta eat, man. 795 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,160 And you gotta fucking get somewhere, but here's the thing. 796 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,200 But I mean, you gotta get somewhere, you gotta start at a point, 797 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,320 and then you gotta fucking- 798 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,080 People are fucking taking their fucking- 799 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,480 Belts in a notch, man. 800 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,360 That's for sure. 801 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,520 Man, liberties are out the roof right now. 802 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,200 Hmm. 803 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,200 What do you mean by that? 804 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,440 Our civil liberties are fucking out the shitter. 805 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,280 Yeah, they suck. 806 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,240 Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. 807 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,440 Life. 808 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,000 Life. 809 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,240 Listen. 810 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,880 Life, yeah. 811 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,880 I don't care how much money you're making right now. 812 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,640 Life isn't that great right now. 813 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,920 Life is great, dude. 814 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,120 No, I mean, listen. 815 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,760 It's great, dude. 816 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,800 I'm gonna tell you right now. 817 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,680 It's good to be alive. 818 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,880 If you lived in the city, 819 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,880 how great would your life be if you bought a place in the city, 820 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,680 and every day you gotta walk down on Michigan Avenue, 821 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,760 and then you gotta worry about 50% of the time 822 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,720 you're gonna get robbed, raped, stabbed. 823 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,200 It's still, man. 824 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,520 I'm just telling you, this is all fucking shit. 825 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,040 It's still great to be alive, man. 826 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,680 I'm tired. 827 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,640 It's a plane. 828 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:39,920 How about, but how, you know, how much worse is it really? 829 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,960 How much worse is it really than it was five, 10 years ago? 830 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,160 It's a lot worse right now. 831 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,720 When we were always down there continually every day, day and night, 832 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,560 you know, gigs, partying, fucking getting high on the street. 833 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,360 It's not that though. 834 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,880 I'm talking about just a normal family walking down the street. 835 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,160 Yeah. 836 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,960 Yeah. 837 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,400 And then they get jacked up. 838 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,600 And then they get jacked up. 839 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,800 Next thing you know. 840 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,400 They're jacked up. 841 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,440 Gang violence. 842 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:12,800 And then what? 843 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,400 What are you gonna do? 844 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,840 It's a fucking crying shame. 845 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,880 You ain't gonna do shit. 846 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,840 That's the thing you can't do. 847 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,560 That's nothing you can do about it. 848 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,360 Well, you know what you need? 849 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,640 More cops. 850 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,880 Man, you need more cops, man. 851 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,840 But here's the other thing. 852 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,520 There's no respect for cops. 853 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,640 They fucking smoke cops. 854 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,080 But the problem is, is that there's always a respect for cops. 855 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,920 No, I have respect for cops. 856 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,320 But I'm saying that. 857 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,280 It was just hilarious. 858 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,480 The irony in that statement. 859 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,240 The irony of it is incredible. 860 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:42,800 It's because it's went out because I, as you get older and you become less of a criminal, 861 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,280 you start hating the cops less. 862 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,600 You know, it kind of fucking, it's like a seesaw. 863 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,920 It balances itself out like a scale. 864 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,200 And now that I'm an old man and I don't do anything wrong anymore, 865 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,040 I really fucking don't have that many problems with the cops anymore. 866 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:07,040 But you know, I mean, there's certain assholes, of course, here and there. 867 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520 I mean, there's an inferior character everywhere. 868 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,120 But you know, we can't control the public and we don't want to control the public. 869 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:13,600 Fuck no. 870 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,800 But at the same time, everybody at the same time, 871 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,680 you don't want to fucking have motherfuckers wild and fucking shoot. 872 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,800 But there's a motive. 873 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,080 There's always a motive. 874 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,120 Do you know what I mean? 875 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,800 Sometimes there's not, though. 876 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,800 No, there's always a motive. 877 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,880 Listen, the drugs aren't even that good on the street right now. 878 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:31,760 No, no. 879 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,000 And people are robbing people. 880 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:34,960 For shit. 881 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,760 But it's not even. 882 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,440 For nothing. 883 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,720 There's more violence. 884 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,640 There's violence just for violence. 885 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,000 In between gangs and. 886 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,240 Well, no, not the gangs. 887 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,680 I'm just talking about mental fucking illness. 888 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,200 There's violence just for violence now, it seems sometimes. 889 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,040 But listen, these, listen. 890 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,960 Just people getting fucking whacked out. 891 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,000 When you're brought up in a certain area in the city. 892 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,320 How are you going to change it? 893 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,200 I don't know, man. 894 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,520 Because I'm not from there. 895 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,720 I don't know how to change it. 896 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,080 I don't wake up every day there. 897 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,080 I don't live every day there. 898 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:10,640 I don't know, man. 899 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:18,560 All I know is I've been, I was previously buying drugs in the same spot for a decade. 900 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,400 All I know is I was born in the spot and lived in the spot 901 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,400 that where you would be buying drugs. 902 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,480 But you weren't born in it. 903 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,000 You were born where it was. 904 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,680 But that was back in the day. 905 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,000 No, that was back in the day. 906 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,800 Right, the city changed immensely. 907 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,000 Fucking. 908 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,800 It was a K-town? 909 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,920 Yeah, and I forgot where I was going with this fucking story. 910 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,720 Kill their. 911 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,160 I don't even care as fuck it. 912 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,360 No, that's all right though. 913 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,880 But at the same time, we can't do nothing about it. 914 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,600 And that's just how it is. 915 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,280 What do you want to do? 916 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,400 But you know, at the same time, we can drive downtown right now and do whatever we want. 917 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,840 It's an open air market. 918 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,880 And that's why it's like talking to the fucking mad hatter with this fucking guy. 919 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:11,680 Listen, man. 920 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,040 Fucking idiot. 921 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,080 We can drive 15, 20 minutes downtown right now. 922 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,920 Man, it would blow your mind. 923 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,960 Fuck it. 924 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,160 Dude, it would blow your mind what's going on down there. 925 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,280 Not really though, dude. 926 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,240 I've been around the fucking world. 927 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,160 It would be like the 80s. 928 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,520 People out in the street. 929 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,040 I know so. 930 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:36,480 Right now, you're telling me if we drove downtown, 15 minutes. 931 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,120 Clip it. 932 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,000 Let's put the mic on and drive downtown. 933 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,800 Seriously? 934 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,200 Yeah. 935 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,080 No. 936 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,440 I'll go if you drive. 937 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,080 No. 938 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,880 Oh, man. 939 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,280 But what are you trying to say? 940 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,560 What's going on? 941 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,800 What are you, the fucking war zone down there? 942 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,040 People fucking doing donuts in the street. 943 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:01,600 Donuts? 944 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,640 What are you, crazy? 945 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,840 Yes, well, they're fucking killing each other down there. 946 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,520 We live in the murder capital of the United States. 947 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,640 I know, I know. 948 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,520 Well, we really don't. 949 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,160 We're in the summer. 950 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,440 So here's the thing, though. 951 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,240 Here's the thing, though. 952 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,080 When we play these gigs, we play in all the different neighborhoods, 953 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,560 and we play shows with the band and shit, 954 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,240 it's always been the murder capital. 955 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:26,640 It's been the murder capital for the last fucking 20 fucking years. 956 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 957 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,440 Yeah, yeah, dude. 958 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,400 Yeah, it has. 959 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,720 This is why we need no shirt, Nick, as our producer. 960 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,920 No, I'm telling you. 961 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,320 No, you get to ask your lawyer, my wife. 962 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,440 Yeah, I fucking call him that. 963 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,720 It's been the murder capital for quite a fucking while. 964 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,880 She's on 3.5 and 25. 965 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:51,200 So, you know, and we, you don't notice it when you're doing shit, 966 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,320 when you're out doing shit. 967 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,960 Dude, you don't notice it when you become conscious of it, 968 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,400 and you start getting scared of it, that you start fucking noticing it. 969 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,480 Remember when we used to go down there all the time? 970 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:00,880 Yeah. 971 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,360 It's not like it used to be. 972 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,800 Well, I guess nothing is. 973 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,240 I guess nothing is. 974 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,200 I guess nothing is. 975 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,720 You know what else, too? 976 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,160 I used to walk around fucking New York City from Stem this turn, 977 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:18,320 fucking east, west, north, south, never fucking, never scared anywhere. 978 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,040 Yeah, but that's 8 million people, though. 979 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,280 Come on. 980 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,760 No, dude, now it's fucking crazier. 981 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,680 It's a lot fucking crazier. 982 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,600 Well, the odds are more fucking. 983 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:33,600 Last time we went to, well, last, last time I think it was, I don't know, 2017. 984 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,080 We played a show in Brooklyn. 985 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,400 It was fucking crazy, man, on the street. 986 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,720 This kid got stabbed right in front of us. 987 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,960 Well, I mean, there's 8 million people there. 988 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,680 It's like fucking our closest comparison is India. 989 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,240 You have 8 billion people. 990 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:59,120 Well, no, but listen, listen, I remember fucking years ago, 10, 15 years ago, 991 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,920 when Giuliani was fucking, am I saying is it Giuliano? 992 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,880 Giuliani. 993 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,360 Giuliani. 994 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,120 Giuliani was bare man. 995 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,280 And that shit was tight, brother. 996 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,400 Well, he shut everything down in Times Square. 997 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,000 Shut the mouth down. 998 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,600 He did all this shit, man. 999 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1000 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,560 And I've been there before it was shut down and it was fucking hell. 1001 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,000 You remember the quarter peep show? 1002 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,040 Yeah. 1003 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,520 We put the quarter in and the window goes up. 1004 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:26,960 Yeah. 1005 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:27,600 Yeah. 1006 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,160 I went that in San Francisco down on Broadway. 1007 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,360 You put a quarter in, there's like two broads. 1008 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,000 You've been alive. 1009 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,240 Rubbing their fucking cooters up against each other. 1010 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,280 Yeah. 1011 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,280 And then they had like a window and I could see my boys over there. 1012 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,600 The fucking weirdest thing was one time I was fucking, you're in Amsterdam and 1013 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,760 fucking Mario made me go into this fucking, come on, come in here. 1014 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,120 Can you gotta come in here Larry? 1015 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,320 I'm like, dude, I don't want to fucking go in here. 1016 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,680 And it's like a live fucking sex show. 1017 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,320 Yeah. 1018 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,000 And it was, it was the weirdest thing. 1019 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,160 It was church pews in this fucking little weird little fucking theater. 1020 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:08,880 And they made the women sit on one side of the room and the men sit on the other side. 1021 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,200 That's really weird. 1022 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:09,600 Yeah. 1023 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:09,840 Yeah. 1024 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,720 I mean, come on. 1025 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,320 People are fucking on stage. 1026 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,400 There's a weird guy walking around on the flash like making sure nobody's beating up. 1027 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:16,880 He was jerking off. 1028 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,280 Yeah. 1029 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:17,600 Man. 1030 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,880 I'm like, dude, why are you bringing me in this fucking place? 1031 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,040 That's even, that's like the most corrupt place ever. 1032 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,480 It was so fucking gross. 1033 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,200 It's full of sinners. 1034 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,440 The whole fucking place smells like pussy. 1035 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:27,840 People are fucking weird. 1036 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:32,000 Well, not even that, but why would you, I mean, if people are there to watch people 1037 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,440 fuck on stage, why would you separate them and then put a light in? 1038 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,560 It doesn't make any sense. 1039 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,360 Yeah, I don't know. 1040 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,000 I don't know what I don't know. 1041 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,640 When I went to Amsterdam, I saw a live sex show. 1042 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,680 It wasn't that great. 1043 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,160 No, I didn't think it was that great either. 1044 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,800 No, I mean, I looked at the guy and he was like, yeah, whatever. 1045 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,160 We got to get the fuck out of here. 1046 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:48,640 Yeah. 1047 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:54,800 You know what was weird was they had this thing where it was like each one of them had like 1048 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,640 five or three or five. 1049 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,600 I don't know how many minutes to fill, but it was like maybe 10 acts. 1050 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,320 Boom. 1051 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,960 Boom. 1052 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,520 A guy, a girl, a girl getting banged by some guy. 1053 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,960 And then that's boom. 1054 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,760 And then the next people come on and they do some fucking. 1055 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,720 See, I didn't know. 1056 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:18,880 This was really, really like a fucking, like a fucking weird sex freak circus. 1057 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,600 Fucking. 1058 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,600 I mean, it kept on going, right? 1059 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,560 And it kept on. 1060 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,280 It's a business. 1061 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,200 And it never fucking stopped. 1062 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,560 The show continually goes. 1063 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:34,160 So if you stay long enough, you see the same girl come out and get banged by the same dude. 1064 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,200 Old school porno. 1065 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:35,840 Yeah. 1066 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,800 You know what I mean? 1067 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,000 Look, you get the same clip over and over. 1068 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,160 And this guy's got to fucking get a heart on every time at this fucking time. 1069 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,120 But that's your job. 1070 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:43,840 Yeah. 1071 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,360 I mean, could you get a heart? 1072 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,240 I mean, listen to me. 1073 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,120 It was ridiculous. 1074 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,000 Yeah, I couldn't really. 1075 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,320 It was terrible. 1076 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,280 I'm a fucking. 1077 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,280 Dude, man, I'm never fucking ever doing anything like that again. 1078 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,160 That was the fucking. 1079 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,120 I never do. 1080 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,720 You guys kissed in there? 1081 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,360 No. 1082 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,800 It was terrible. 1083 00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,600 It was gross. 1084 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,800 You and Mario. 1085 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,120 Yeah. 1086 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,480 And I said, Mario, man, you need a fucking psychiatrist. 1087 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,880 But he took you somewhere and now you got a story, though. 1088 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,760 Yeah, I guess. 1089 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,320 You know what I mean? 1090 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,440 That's the best part of the story. 1091 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,840 But it was really, really fucking very raunchy. 1092 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,720 But he took. 1093 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,440 He took. 1094 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,120 You would have never went there on your own. 1095 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:17,600 No. 1096 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,080 Exactly. 1097 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,080 I would have never have went there on my own. 1098 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,440 That's for damn fucking shit. 1099 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,200 I mean, listen, we all wonder. 1100 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,560 That's why we have friends, right? 1101 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,520 I guess so, yeah. 1102 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,960 And it was fun, the time in Amsterdam. 1103 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,920 I don't know if that particular moment was the greatest, 1104 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,760 but yeah, it was weird for sure. 1105 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,480 We keep on talking. 1106 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,840 We talked about Amsterdam the last time. 1107 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,760 They were trying to shut down the red light district. 1108 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,560 Oh, man. 1109 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,240 It's asinine. 1110 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,080 They're tired of fucking people. 1111 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,680 Key word, ass. 1112 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,680 Asinine. 1113 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,640 And fucking tired of people destroying their city, 1114 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,640 which I can understand. 1115 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,280 Well, you've seen it when the fucking, 1116 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,680 they had these things, they pop up out of the street. 1117 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,800 Yeah, the pissers. 1118 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,920 Yeah, the fucking little floor wall thing. 1119 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,680 People are just pissing everywhere. 1120 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,400 Dude. 1121 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,880 Pissed. 1122 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,640 The fucking streets are flowing with fucking piss. 1123 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,080 So much fucking piss. 1124 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,080 I was in a bar in Amsterdam. 1125 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,440 The fucking bathroom was so fucking dirty 1126 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,760 that I literally stood in the bar, 1127 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,680 opened the door, and just pissed into the room 1128 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,800 that the toilet was in. 1129 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,040 And the bartender fucking didn't even, 1130 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,200 nobody even said anything to me. 1131 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,160 They understood. 1132 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,280 You know what I'm saying? 1133 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,200 No, that's horrible, because you're American. 1134 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,320 Dude, it was. 1135 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,920 You should have more respect for their fucking bathroom. 1136 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,280 It was fucking bad. 1137 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,280 Yeah, well, you're a bad fucking egg. 1138 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,560 This is the fucking dirtiest fucking bath 1139 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,400 I've ever fucking saw in my life. 1140 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,720 Jesus Christ, I love Amsterdam. 1141 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,520 I just stood in the bar and pissed into the fucking room. 1142 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,680 European drugs are way better than American drugs. 1143 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,320 Yeah. 1144 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,280 They really are. 1145 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,800 Just like the Fanook drugs. 1146 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,760 Fanooks have the best drugs. 1147 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,240 I did some fucking great heroin in Germany. 1148 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:54,720 Yeah. 1149 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,440 I did some great dope in fucking Amsterdam. 1150 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,040 Let me tell you, this shit was Afghani. 1151 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:01,760 We should have a little Twitter. 1152 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,800 I did a lot of drugs in Afghanistan. 1153 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,160 I mean, in Amsterdam. 1154 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,080 I thought it was in Afghanistan. 1155 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,400 Yeah. 1156 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,880 I'd like to touch gam-hands, man-hands, 1157 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,560 guy-hands, and kissing dudes. 1158 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,640 That's what all boils down to. 1159 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,600 Dude, literally, you got the other reefer or what? 1160 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:26,560 Fucking, uh, Niels just can't keep me out of his homosexual fancies. 1161 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,680 No, I can't. 1162 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,960 I mean, Jesus, you're all, 1163 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,640 Dolgents in my dreams. 1164 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,800 You're like the fairy lizard who always gets arrested 1165 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,040 for smuggling drugs in their asshole. 1166 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:47,440 I told you when I got fucking strip search in the fucking airport. 1167 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:47,760 No, you did. 1168 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,280 Oh my God. 1169 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,360 You got strip search in the airport? 1170 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:51,760 Yeah. 1171 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,040 Can't underword it, Yama. 1172 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,320 I had boxers on. 1173 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,280 Oh my God. 1174 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:55,760 Yeah. 1175 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,560 I was in, uh, I was in Frankfurt, Germany, leaving, 1176 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,840 and I had a fucking MXR Distortion Plus and old ass. 1177 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,880 You fucking ass. 1178 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,400 No, it was in my carry-on luggage and it looked like a, it was a- 1179 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,360 I know what you're talking about. 1180 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:11,840 Oh yeah. 1181 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,600 It was a foot pedal for distortion. 1182 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,960 Yeah, for, I know, for fucking guitar and- 1183 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,880 It looked like a bomb detonator though. 1184 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,280 I know, it does. 1185 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,520 It looked like, well to them it did. 1186 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:19,760 Yeah, the journey- 1187 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,680 It was right after 9-11 and shit, you know. 1188 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,560 All you did was put your arm up and they would have been fine. 1189 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,400 No, they weren't fine with it. 1190 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,280 And next thing I know, I'm in a little fucking jail cell 1191 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,720 underneath the fucking, uh- 1192 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,680 Oh yeah, I bet. 1193 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,920 I was in the fucking jail in the fucking airport. 1194 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,200 In the shower? 1195 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,400 You were in the shower? 1196 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,120 No. 1197 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,640 Dude, I was fucking scared and fucking, uh, 1198 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,880 the dude was fucking literally gonna look up my ass next. 1199 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,360 He was putting on rubber gloves. 1200 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,600 Well did he? 1201 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,720 Dude, he came like an inch from looking up my ass. 1202 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,600 Another guy came in from the room with the fucking pedal 1203 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,120 in his hand going, it's okay. 1204 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,880 It's speaking in like Italian. 1205 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,680 So you were naked in front of a bunch of dudes. 1206 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,240 And they were fucking- 1207 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,760 They were getting ready to look up your ass. 1208 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,560 Yeah, yeah. 1209 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,400 And over the phone. 1210 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,120 Over the phone. 1211 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,320 They were on the guitar pedal. 1212 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,000 Yeah, so then the next time we went, 1213 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,960 so then the next time we were coming back from Europe, 1214 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,880 I said to Steve, I said, hey man, 1215 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,920 could you put this pedal in your carry on for me? 1216 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,640 Yeah, yeah. 1217 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,240 Can you put this pedal in your ass? 1218 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,240 I wanted him to go through the experience, 1219 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,600 but they fucking, he passed right through. 1220 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,800 Yeah, imagine that. 1221 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,280 Yeah. 1222 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,600 Cause we're like, oh, this guy doesn't look gay as hell. 1223 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,920 I don't think he's smuggling anything in his prison wallet. 1224 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,320 Like later he does. 1225 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,400 Man, is that the last chip? 1226 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,600 Where the fuck did mine go? 1227 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,760 Man, the mushrooms are good. 1228 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,760 This is the one you handed me, motherfucker. 1229 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,560 Oh, that's good. 1230 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,640 What the fuck do you mean? 1231 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,440 So yeah, man. 1232 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,360 Another time I fucking got busted. 1233 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,160 I didn't get busted, but I got fucking detained. 1234 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,920 And I had O'Hare in the fucking basement in the jail. 1235 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,040 In Germany basement. 1236 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,240 And they ransacked your ass. 1237 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,640 They went through your bubble. 1238 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,960 I got fucking, I got detained in O'Hare. 1239 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,000 I didn't get, I didn't really get put in a cell in O'Hare, 1240 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,680 but I got fucking detained in a fucking room. 1241 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,080 And they're questioning me over and over, 1242 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,160 because why don't I have any luggage? 1243 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,000 And I said, because I didn't fucking want to bring any luggage. 1244 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,560 I didn't, you know, I just brought what I had on my bag. 1245 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,680 I went to Europe with no luggage. 1246 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,320 And they just fucking not going for that, you know. 1247 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,600 They fucking, they were fucking not going for that. 1248 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,720 And you think they have any luggage? 1249 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,600 And Mary's waiting for me outside and all the people, 1250 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,240 she said, everybody left the term, you know, 1251 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,760 the international section. 1252 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,680 I did the same, I was gonna ask for the money. 1253 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,040 And she said I was the last guy to come out 1254 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,880 like an hour after everybody else. 1255 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,040 And she's like, what the fuck took so long? 1256 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,800 And I'm like, because I thought I was going to beat the system 1257 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,360 by not having luggage and I'd be real fast. 1258 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,000 And they fucking detained me, because of that. 1259 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,800 For what though? 1260 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,520 Fucking asshole. 1261 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,520 Because you look like you got drugs in your ass. 1262 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,640 Fucking jack-offs, man. 1263 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,400 I mean, Jesus, you look like a fun boy. 1264 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,840 That's what you look like. 1265 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,560 I'm like, look at this fun boy. 1266 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,320 He's coming out of his stove. 1267 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,160 He's got more zippers than a car. 1268 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,200 Dude, I was wearing a pair of pants like this 1269 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,040 when I went to Arizona. 1270 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,880 Dude, you got 47 zippers on there. 1271 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,440 I was going to see the stones in California. 1272 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,080 Yeah. 1273 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:30,640 There was 20. 1274 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,320 I was going to see Russ first in Arizona. 1275 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,200 Yeah. 1276 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,960 And the black lady, the fucking, the, 1277 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,720 the metal detector keeps going off the airport 1278 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,400 and the black lady tells me, 1279 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,440 these is the worst possible fucking pants 1280 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,280 you could have wore on an airplane. 1281 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,400 Okay, calm down, right here. 1282 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,200 The thing is plastered down like the painted desert. 1283 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,400 What are you talking about, pal? 1284 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,800 My hair. 1285 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,160 My hair is? 1286 00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:58,640 No. 1287 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,640 I lost the joke, Larry. 1288 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,120 Oh, man. 1289 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,520 The painted desert is Arizona, Chachi. 1290 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,680 Yeah, yeah, you're not on mic anyway, brother. 1291 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,920 Needles isn't on mic. 1292 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,600 He doesn't understand the concept of microphones anymore. 1293 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,320 Anyways, we love you. 1294 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,640 It has been a great time talking to everybody. 1295 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,400 Thank you very much for joining us tonight 1296 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,280 and we'll see you tomorrow. 1297 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,520 Larry Needles show and, uh, hey man, 1298 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,160 what would Jesus do and smoke one for me too? 1299 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:39,120 Larry Needles show.