1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 And the Needles show. 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Check. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 We're checked, bro. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 We're all good? 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Where are we going to recou- 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Hehehehe. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Look at those guns, dude. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Guts and guns over there. 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Hehehehe. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 What a body. 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Are we live right now? 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Are we recording? 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Yeah. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Oh, thank god. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Thank you, Guts and Guns. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,000 So, welcome to the fucking Larry and Needles show. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Larry and Needles. 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 And? 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 I'm Larry. 21 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I said it. 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Yeah, okay. 23 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 So, I'm Larry. 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:03,000 First of all, I would like to introduce a friend of mine. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 This is my friend Kiki. 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 He's the holder of secrets. 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Hahaha. 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 No one shall ever know what has gone on and what I have done, 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 including me, because I forgot a lot of them. 30 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 So thank you. 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 He's the Polish princess, the Kilbasic Queen. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 He's been in two movies, guess what they were, JoJo? 33 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Ass-Ramers. 34 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Buttbrothers One and Buttbrothers Two. 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 How's this? 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I don't know what else to say. 37 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 They actually asked him to come back to number two. 38 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Haha. 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 He was going to say number 27 and 34. 40 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Well, I mean, you're both for nooks, so you would get... 41 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Haha. 42 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 So, at the same time. 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Well, hello. 44 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Kiki. 45 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 My brother and I love him. 46 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 How are you doing, brother? 47 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I'm doing fantastic. 48 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Okay. 49 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 And second thing I shall say, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off, 50 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Joey's intro, because now we introduced it, it is amazing. 51 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Thank you, my friend. 52 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 All right. 53 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Thank you. 54 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaking of intro, when I listened to a clip from, I think it was the first podcast, 55 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 was it your dad? 56 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Big Joe. 58 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Yeah, the 88. 59 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Delta. 60 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Delta 88 and 89. 61 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I actually thought the intro ended when you're like, yeah, yeah, and then the coughing started. 62 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You got to put that into your intro as the ending. 63 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Well. 64 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I think that would be pretty bad. 65 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Now you're the producer, Joe. 66 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Oh, boy. 67 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I mean, you're taking that shit to the next level. 68 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000 I'll tell you, listen to it, and you're like, wow, that actually fits, because it's like 69 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 the Larry Nidles, and then all of a sudden you have a guy coughing at the end and then 70 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 cut. 71 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 I mean, we're going to really take advice from a guy in a fucking life now. 72 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Well, it's snowing now. 73 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Jesus Christ, look at this. 74 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I'm always in sunshine. 75 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I mean, this guy looks like he's been in the sun all day, and it's kind of like. 76 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 He's actually got a little bit of a sunburn. 77 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Well, that's what I'm saying. 78 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 How did that happen? 79 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 I was in Florida. 80 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Oh, okay. 81 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 82 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 This guy's a high-frequency. 83 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 What do you say? 84 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Holy shit. 85 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Hey, did you set the recorder timer? 86 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Oh, no. 87 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Where's my phone, man? 88 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 What do you guys do with time? 89 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And does that, like, uh, something? 90 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Well, no, we do five minutes before, just because. 91 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Trying to do an hour. 92 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 And check out, yeah, what's wrong. 93 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Thanks, Larry, for just getting up in the middle of the show and fucking leaving when 94 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 you should have been like, do you have a phone? 95 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Shit, man. 96 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I don't know where my fucking phone is. 97 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Larry! 98 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Hey, Larry! 99 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Larry! 100 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Larry, where are you going? 101 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Walking in circles around here. 102 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Dude, just for a fucking phone, it's probably right there. 103 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 We need a timer. 104 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 We can put a timer on it. 105 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Oh, no, not at all. 106 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 So then... 107 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 This is totally shit, man. 108 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 We're good. 109 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Oh, that's a good drink. 110 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 All right. 111 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Hey, man, when's the me-loaf done? 112 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Hey! 113 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I gotta set the fucking timer. 114 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 I didn't even see those guitars over there, too. 115 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Damn. 116 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Larry's got some shit going on there. 117 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 We're gonna add a video aspect soon. 118 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 No, this is a... 119 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, this is a perfect place to have a video going on. 120 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I mean, it's almost like a rape done, but I... 121 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I'll show you. 122 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Well, that's kind of why I like it. 123 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, perfect. 124 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Makes you comfortable, though. 125 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Nice sound, 70% of the materials. 126 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 It kicks your feet out. 127 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah, it makes me feel at home. 128 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I'm gonna take my pants off. 129 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 As all good, raped ends should make you feel. 130 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Yeah! 131 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I mean, since you're the purveyor, show me. 132 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I thought you were gonna say the purver. 133 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 No, no, not at all. 134 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 You're a mother purver. 135 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 You're the purveyor. 136 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 You oversee the purrs. 137 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 The purrs are the purrs. 138 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 The purrs are the purrs. 139 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Larry? 140 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh, you gotta love it. 141 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 So... 142 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Dude, I'll tell you what. 143 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Does that picture remind me? 144 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh, God. 145 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Man, that was very funny. 146 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Wait a while. 147 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Which one? 148 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 What is the statute of limitations on, like, stealing panties? 149 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh, man. 150 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 It's... 151 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 It's an S-acquatch. 152 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 If you have a question, don't worry. 153 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I'm an expirer. 154 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Yeah, well, I meant... 155 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 It's only like... 156 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 If you're gonna use names, use them, 157 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 because we'll fucking whistle on that. 158 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I can't even remember. 159 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 It's been like 20 years, though. 160 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 But I remember doing a side job at a house. 161 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I was looking at that picture of the old, like, 70s titties. 162 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 And this couple, they had, like, erotic... 163 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 It's a big picture. 164 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Yeah, well, they had erotic pictures of themselves, 165 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 just like that, in their bedroom. 166 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Like, it was crazy. 167 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Did they do that dog out? 168 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Dude, dude. 169 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Did he have a bush or no? 170 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 No, no, but like, tits. 171 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 But they didn't have dongs or nothing? 172 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 No, no, no. 173 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 It's kind of like her. 174 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 She was covered, like, they were covered in blankets and stuff. 175 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I've seen some nice people... 176 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 She's got some nice, totally... 177 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 ...moving people and shit. 178 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah, but all the people were... 179 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 ...some rich ass people were fucking... 180 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Moving them when I worked at the moving company for fucking... 181 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 ...fucking... 182 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 ...fucking... 183 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 ...fucking... 184 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 ...fucking train whistle that on, that's a clown. 185 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 You might as well say... 186 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 ...fucking... 187 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 ...fucking... 188 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 ...fucking... 189 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 ...fucking... 190 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 ...fucking train whistle. 191 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 People had paintings of the fucking wife and she was hot. 192 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Okay, well look at the picture he was talking about. 193 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 That's not... 194 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I don't... 195 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 That's nobody we know, though. 196 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 This one was like I was moving the lady. 197 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I see the painting and then I'm like... 198 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 She is. 199 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 She always went to Coke and said, 200 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Ah, yeah, I want more than a Coke. 201 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I don't want to fucking see this. 202 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Exactly. 203 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 But, oh, but anyways, it just reminded me of the time... 204 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Well, Dan, a daughter, she's 18. 205 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Oh, boy, here's where it gets saucy. 206 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Like, I saw like, you know, you... 207 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 But she might have soiled them panties before she was 18. 208 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I mean, she was still an ice-cream... 209 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Oh, don't look at me. 210 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Possibility. 211 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 What the fuck? 212 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Well, yeah, I saw soiled panties on the ground. 213 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I think I have to check some out in her room and I... 214 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 ...fucking yanked them. 215 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Yeah. 216 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Well... 217 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 You yanked them and then did what? 218 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 What do you do with the pure soiled panties? 219 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 You put them in a plastic bag and bring them home. 220 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I mean, Jesus Christ. 221 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Now you're turning into a Colombian drug smuggler. 222 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Ha-ha. 223 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, dude, she was just hiding panties. 224 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 She was a little hottie. 225 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I mean, I was only in my 20s. 226 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Yeah. 227 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 She's had to be in her 20s. 228 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I don't blame you. 229 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Hey, Kiki, I woulda took them. 230 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Dude, I love sniffing. 231 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 You woulda worn them like a mask. 232 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I mean, Jesus Christ, don't lie. 233 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 This guy would probably shovel a mask off. 234 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 What else are you supposed to do with them? 235 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Oh, lots of things. 236 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I mean, twirl them around. 237 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Face mask. 238 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You wear them even if you know it. 239 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Look at this guy. 240 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I don't want to take them. 241 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Right. 242 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,000 You know, this is where we get to know the other guys. 243 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Yeah, mints. 244 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 It all snowballs and stuff. 245 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah. 246 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Oh, I'm a dirtbag class. 247 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Oh, well, I know. 248 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Great name. 249 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I've known you for how long. 250 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,000 So then our first thing is, how many Bitcoin do you think JoJo could fit in his ass? 251 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I think the answer would be as endless because it's not really a thing, right? 252 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 That's a good answer. 253 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I mean, is that how many Bitcoin do you want in your ass? 254 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 How many do you want up there, buddy? 255 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 What's your fucking desire, pal? 256 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Oh, man. 257 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 You sound like a whore. 258 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 What's your desire? 259 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 We are in the rape den. 260 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Hey, you want a lighter kit? 261 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 You got it? 262 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Oh, man. 263 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Hey, you want a smoky? 264 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 No, I'm all right. 265 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 It's going to get male congested. 266 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 All right. 267 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 What a pussy. 268 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Oh, man. 269 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Nice ladies. 270 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 You're a guest. 271 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Why would you say that to me? 272 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I mean, growing herb for 20-something years. 273 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,000 The crazy thing is, if I reach my hand to touch plants like my arm, I'll break out in 274 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 the hives. 275 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 It's fucking crazy. 276 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 You know what I mean? 277 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. 278 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Talk to my doctor about it and everything. 279 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 You know what the other thing that cures that is? 280 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Yellow fever. 281 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 What if I had that for a long time? 282 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 He's got a proclivity. 283 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 So he's allergic to the weed? 284 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 The plants. 285 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Now, even I was by another person's house that was growing it, and it was just sniffing 286 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 the shit, touching it. 287 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Like fucking face was starting to get all my sinuses clogged immediately. 288 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Excuse me. 289 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Fucked up. 290 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Does this smoke bother you? 291 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 No. 292 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I should. 293 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 We'll find out. 294 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 No, I mean, if I reach my arm and even plants that aren't even flowering, all of a sudden 295 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I'll pull them out. 296 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Like within an instant, I'll just have red dots all over my fucking arm. 297 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Oh, shit. 298 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,200 I mean, I've been doing it for fucking 20-something years, and it just started happening like in 299 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,200 the past five years. 300 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,200 Fuck crazy. 301 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,200 Man, I hope that don't happen to Stoney. 302 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,200 I think he got hurt. 303 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,200 Fucked up. 304 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,200 He made the guy get something else. 305 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,200 He just banged the wrong tune. 306 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,200 What was the last plant you were, what was the last few plants you've been with? 307 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,200 What? 308 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,200 That's the herpes from. 309 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200 What the fuck are you? 310 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,200 You're trying to have patience here, man. 311 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,200 Fuck off, man. 312 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,200 I'm not an idiot. 313 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,200 You said it, I did it. 314 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,200 Yeah, I said you're an idiot. 315 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,200 You're right. 316 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,200 I love it. 317 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:48,200 All right, so we're going to do a story right now. 318 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,200 Fucking got you, Bob. 319 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,200 I'm going to tell you a story about Smokey. 320 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,200 Smokey? 321 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,200 The wheelchair band? 322 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,200 Oh, no. 323 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,200 The other guy. 324 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200 The wheelchair? 325 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200 It involves the wheelchair band. 326 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,200 That was a good story. 327 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,200 What the hell was that one guy's name? 328 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200 Smokey. 329 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,200 No, but the other guy, though. 330 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,200 I don't remember, man. 331 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200 Jesus Christ. 332 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,200 I'm very lucky I remember this story. 333 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,200 Well, we were sitting at the bar and guys were like, are you guys Rangers? 334 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,200 Yeah, it's Tiki Stovellio. 335 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,200 Yeah, yeah. 336 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,200 Just to say that, Tiki pretended he was a ranger. 337 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:24,200 Well, we were right, you know, Vista, California, right next to that. 338 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200 Yeah, we were like Marines, though. 339 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,200 Yeah, yeah. 340 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,200 Early Rangers. 341 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,200 Well, there were a lot of Marines there. 342 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,200 Navy Shield, you'd probably think. 343 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,200 Us two degenerates. 344 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,200 You guys like, are you guys Rangers? 345 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,200 All right, so we go down to this bar. 346 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,200 Oh, that's right. 347 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200 No, he was Smokey. 348 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200 Yeah, Smokey. 349 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 That's what I'm saying. 350 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,200 This guy's Smokey in a wheelchair. 351 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,200 And we were drinking with him all night, having a good time. 352 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,200 And where the fuck was that at, Vista? 353 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Yeah, a big shit ton of big Samoans, too. 354 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 Yeah, well, big Samoans. 355 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Yeah, I forgot about that. 356 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 Yeah, there was. 357 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,200 That was like a dirtbag bar in Vista. 358 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,200 It was right by now. 359 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,200 JoJo, these Samoans, they would eat you for breakfast. 360 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 They were so big. 361 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200 Two or three of them. 362 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,200 Oh, now you're tough. 363 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,200 Hopefully this doesn't get the New Zealand. 364 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,200 Yeah, well, they were cool. 365 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,200 And if it does, Larry Jones. 366 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:17,200 It gets the New Zealand, nothing's going to happen because it's in Samoa. 367 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,200 Where's Samoa? 368 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,200 It's an island out there somewhere by Fiji. 369 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Yeah, New Zealand, Fiji, all that shit. 370 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,200 Whatever, fuck out with the gloves, man. 371 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,200 So we're drinking at this bar. 372 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,200 We go outside to have a cigarette and this guy in a wheelchair starts harassing me. 373 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,200 And fucking. 374 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200 He's in a wheelchair. 375 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,200 That's funny. 376 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:44,200 I'm being like real brutal, you know what I mean, because I'm sober at this point in time. 377 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,200 And this guy, Smoky's fucked up. 378 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Yeah, I mean, I'm completely sober. 379 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,200 Smoky's in the wheelchair? 380 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,200 Smoky's in the wheelchair. 381 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200 This story's taking a long time. 382 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:57,200 Well, Smoky jumped at me and I kicked him in the chest. 383 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:02,200 Yeah, outside. 384 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,200 Literally in front of like 20 feet. 385 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,200 So what? 386 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,200 He didn't need the wheelchair. 387 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,200 See, you didn't see that coming, asshole. 388 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 Fuck you. 389 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:15,200 Well, no, I mean, right when he got up, he kicked him right back down. 390 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,200 I was in the wheelchair. 391 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Dude, what do I look like? 392 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200 Jesus, I don't know. 393 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 Yeah. 394 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,200 We didn't ask. 395 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,200 I'm just a dude. 396 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,200 We didn't ask. 397 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,200 He just put him back in it. 398 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,200 But then the thing was, I'm like, holy fuck. 399 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,200 All these Simone guys, they were buddies with Smoky. 400 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,200 Oh. 401 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200 Fuck. 402 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,200 Once these Simone guys find out Smoky just got his ass kicked back into his wheelchair, 403 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,200 I'm like, we're going to get kicked across the bar. 404 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:47,200 But luckily, like, oh man, don't worry, that Smoky's just fucking stupid sometimes. 405 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,200 And they were cool about it. 406 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,200 It's like, you're going to get a kick Smoky? 407 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,200 And they, oh my God, thank God. 408 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,200 Oh, man. 409 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,200 Yeah, we got lucky. 410 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200 Of course. 411 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:03,200 That's what I thought you would say too. 412 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200 He's the underdog. 413 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200 Yeah. 414 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,200 The three-year-old. 415 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,200 Oh. 416 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,200 Yeah. 417 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200 Poor Smoky. 418 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:14,200 So Smoky's just fucking cruising around in a wheelchair. 419 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200 He's kicking the ass. 420 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,200 Dude, that guy's dead. 421 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200 Why? 422 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200 All right, he's Smoky. 423 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 Yeah. 424 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,200 He's dead, dude. 425 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200 Yeah. 426 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200 Shit, that was, yeah, because that was good 15 years ago, maybe. 427 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Yeah, that guy's dead. 428 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,200 And he probably only had a good another two years. 429 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,200 Dude, I had three weeks left when we saw him. 430 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,200 Yeah. 431 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,200 If I kicked him in the chest, he was lucky he had a week. 432 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200 Yeah. 433 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,200 Oh, shit. 434 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,200 What the hell was the name of that bar? 435 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,200 That was a good bar. 436 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,200 Dude, the guy's a fucking half off drinks. 437 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,200 Oh, man, I should have hit better. 438 00:13:52,200 --> 00:14:00,200 Yeah, that was a good bar, man. 439 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,200 Oh, it was a good Vista. 440 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,200 I got a good game for you to play. 441 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:12,200 So I'm going to ask you a question and I want within your mileage, within the center here, 442 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:16,200 this is the center, your mileage all the way around. 443 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:21,200 How far do you think a brothel is from Jojo's house? 444 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,200 I'm guessing there's probably a massage parlor right by the train station. 445 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Not a massage parlor. 446 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,200 A brothel? 447 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200 A brothel. 448 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200 Who whores it, fuck. 449 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,200 Oh, thanks, Jojo. 450 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,200 I'm going to clarify. 451 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,200 Just for Spanish people. 452 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,200 They're not bad either. 453 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Really? 454 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200 They're actually good looking. 455 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,200 How do you know? 456 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,200 Well, what the fuck? 457 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,200 This is all secondhand or friend deals are told you. 458 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,200 This is right down the street. 459 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200 Spill the beans here. 460 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 Huh? 461 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 Spill the beans. 462 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200 Where's this place at? 463 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,200 How far do you think? 464 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,200 Two miles. 465 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,200 Not even close to it. 466 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,200 No, well, this is not the dog. 467 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200 Jesus. 468 00:14:50,200 --> 00:15:00,200 You play the game, you asshole. 469 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,200 You make a guess, you don't say close. 470 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200 Is it in the house? 471 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,200 No, it's in the house, man. 472 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,200 Yeah, it's Jojo. 473 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,200 Fucking Larry's though. 474 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,200 Well, that's the problem. 475 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,200 No, he gets a run on a train out. 476 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,200 I'll pass. 477 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Eiffel Tower Larry. 478 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200 Dude, it's fucking half a mile. 479 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Fuck. 480 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,200 Fuck. 481 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,200 Fuck. 482 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,200 Fuck. 483 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,200 Fuck. 484 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,200 Fuck. 485 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,200 Fuck. 486 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,200 I can have a block from here. 487 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,200 How do you know this? 488 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,200 Fuck. 489 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,200 I know where it's at, man. 490 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,200 Some good looking bras there, too. 491 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,200 It's like a brothel you could come and go. 492 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200 All kinds. 493 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,200 Can you like hang out? 494 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,200 This is the married guy, you know, that's what's going on. 495 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,200 Yeah. 496 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,200 Mary the Larry. 497 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,200 This is his new corner. 498 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:48,200 I always find out about these places like before it's too late. 499 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,200 And then, oh yeah, I got my stuff. 500 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,200 Man, this place was the best thing you can do yesterday. 501 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200 Yeah. 502 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,200 You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a massage parlor, but... 503 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,200 Oh, literally we could walk there. 504 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,200 Isn't that funny? 505 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,200 Oh, what are we doing? 506 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,200 We were talking. 507 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,200 We were talking. 508 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,200 We said what we were doing later. 509 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,200 Yeah. 510 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,200 I was like, oh, go. 511 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,200 Yeah. 512 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,200 But that's okay. 513 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Larry, you can watch. 514 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200 I know that's what you get into. 515 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200 Okay. 516 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 I can watch you. 517 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200 You can watch me do what? 518 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,200 You can do a podcast there. 519 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Ask him if you can do a podcast there. 520 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200 I don't know. 521 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200 Do a podcast there. 522 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,200 I don't know. 523 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 What are you going to do? 524 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200 I'm sorry. 525 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,200 There's all varieties, too? 526 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,200 No, it's not that big of a whorehouse. 527 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,200 I mean, Jesus Christ. 528 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 Tell the gattelitos. 529 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,200 Does it have like a mom barker or something? 530 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200 What's that? 531 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,200 A barker who's like the mama son. 532 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,200 You got to call someone and then let you in. 533 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,200 And then that's how it goes. 534 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,200 I mean, is there a place where you can sit at a party? 535 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,200 Do what you want to do. 536 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200 No. 537 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,200 I mean, Jesus Christ. 538 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200 It's just an office building. 539 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,200 It's an office building. 540 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200 Oh, man. 541 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200 So you're in and out kind of deal? 542 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,200 Yeah. 543 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 It's kind of one of those things. 544 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 I'm fine with. 545 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,200 I mean, no, you got to appreciate that, right? 546 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Yeah. 547 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200 I was going to say, hey, they're trying. 548 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,200 People are working out. 549 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,200 They're going to start somewhere. 550 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,200 Yeah. 551 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,200 You're not even going to your clip or walk. 552 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200 Yeah. 553 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,200 Well, I was hoping it was like one of those, you know, old 60 or 50, like, or maybe it 554 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,200 was at early, like, you know, 1900 movies, like the 50s where you walk into play. 555 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,200 Oh, hey, how you doing? 556 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,200 No. 557 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,200 You hang out. 558 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200 Nothing's like that. 559 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,200 I don't know what you're talking about. 560 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,200 Like a dream, right? 561 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,200 Sounds like cheers. 562 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200 It's not like a horror. 563 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200 Hey, I've been to Brazil. 564 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200 Hey, Kiki. 565 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200 That's how they do it out there. 566 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200 Just calling some ladies suckers. 567 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200 Hey, Kiki. 568 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200 Hey, Kiki. 569 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Hey, Kiki. 570 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,200 Hey, Kiki. 571 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200 Hey, Kiki. 572 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200 Hey, Kiki. 573 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,720 Hey, ladies suck-in' some dude off right here. 574 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,800 Well, like, Thailand. 575 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,000 Some ladies do it. 576 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,480 I know you go into play, to like the mama sons. 577 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,480 Like 확. 578 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,700 Like, clmel, walk-out country. 579 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,200 Oh, f**k, country? 580 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,360 Well, you see this? 581 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,360 Yeah, that's amazing, baby. 582 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,080 We have to fucking be ashamed to pay for sex. 583 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,760 So, it's just starting off. 584 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 Yeah. 585 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,420 They're just in there first, uh, beginning. 586 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:09,760 I mean, we all agree, f**k, and we should just have a whore house somewhere, right? 587 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,920 It would just stress. 588 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,920 Well, yeah, it'd be nice if you could sit there party, do whatever. 589 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,920 Well, I mean, now you're talking about some fucking thing. 590 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,920 Motel shit. 591 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,920 This isn't like you just go hang out with someone somewhere. 592 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,920 So we're fucking in the same sheets the dude before me just fucked up. 593 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,920 Now they got one of those paper rolls like the doctor. 594 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,920 They just pull it and tear it off. 595 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,920 Maybe hopefully they sprayed the sides with some sort of salt or something. 596 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,920 You get a fat guy, you get the butt cheeks on the outside. 597 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,920 You don't got butthole, but you still got cheek, you know what I mean? 598 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,920 Just don't roll off the edge. 599 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,920 Well, I mean, if you're a pro, I don't think they're going to roll off the edge. 600 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,920 Well, the weird thing is, you got that crinkling all the time with that paper. 601 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,920 The sound of that shit dude. 602 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,920 It's just as good as fucking a bubble popping shit. 603 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,920 Gonna ask her to check my prostate when I'm on that shit. 604 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,920 Jesus Christ. 605 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,920 Feel like I'm at the doctor's office. 606 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,920 You get jealous. 607 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:21,920 You're like, well, you're down there. 608 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,920 You came here for cold meds. 609 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,920 You want to give your pants off? 610 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,920 I'm the pediatrician doctor. 611 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,920 If she's going to toss this salad, she may as well mix this. 612 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,920 I mean, it's kind of racist. 613 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,920 Racist. 614 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,920 How's that racist? 615 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,920 No, I know. 616 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,920 This road is racist. 617 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,920 Sounds like a good time to me. 618 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,920 I mean, I was implying she was Asian. 619 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,920 Yeah, yeah. 620 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,920 Oh, toss over a salad. 621 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,920 Yeah. 622 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920 Toss over a salad. 623 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920 Toss a salad. 624 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920 Toss a salad. 625 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,920 Fever. 626 00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,920 I just do those. 627 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,920 I just saw like a YouTube, I don't have a YouTube Instagram clip, 628 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,920 Wheel of Fortune. 629 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920 Oh, fuck. 630 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:12,920 I can't remember what the name of it was, but the guy guessed like new bitch summer or something 631 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,920 and the patch say, Jack's like, oh, that's it folks. 632 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Sorry, we got to go. 633 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,920 But he said fucking new bitch or new bitch's summer or something like something weird. 634 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,920 The guy guessed and he's like, why would you think it'd be bitches? 635 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,920 Two people are going to love this Kiki just made a reference. 636 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,920 I can't even repeat it. 637 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920 I can't even think of how. 638 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,920 I think it was. 639 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920 Something about bitches. 640 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,920 This is the greatest thing ever. 641 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,920 Remind me in a South Park where he's like people that annoy you. 642 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920 Yeah. 643 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,920 And it was in. 644 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920 Niggers. 645 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,920 Yeah. 646 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,920 The black guy from the camera looks at peaks about. 647 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,920 We might have to blur Kiki out for saying that. 648 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,920 Oh, fuck. 649 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,920 Can't black out nothing. 650 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,920 You can. 651 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,920 Sound of a good drink. 652 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,920 Right into the microphone. 653 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,920 This guy's like fucking the Martin over. 654 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,920 Yeah. 655 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,920 Everybody needs to know Kiki's drink. 656 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,920 Larry. 657 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 Yes. 658 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,920 Why are you so quiet over there? 659 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,920 I mean, you have your bowl of M&Ms, a PBR and a water. 660 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,920 Oh, there's M&Ms over there? 661 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,920 Yeah, you want M&Ms? 662 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,920 Yeah, I want M&Ms. 663 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,920 Because this is so great. 664 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,920 That's what's great about it. 665 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,920 It's your blood sugar. 666 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Well, it's great. 667 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,920 We live in my mom's place now. 668 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,920 She's like the old lady with candy jars. 669 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,920 And like every season it changes. 670 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920 The M&Ms change. 671 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,920 Man, she's like chumming you. 672 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,920 Dude, oh yeah. 673 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920 She's getting you fat for winter. 674 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,920 Dude, that's why I gained like 16 pounds in the first week. 675 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920 I don't even need to hear her. 676 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,920 She kisses anymore because now she buys the good shit. 677 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920 Yeah. 678 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,920 Dove chocolate and all that. 679 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920 You're like Larry. 680 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,920 Larry's a sugar baby. 681 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,920 Oh, man. 682 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,920 So Larry gets the fat enough for winter. 683 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,920 So that's why she buys them all. 684 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,920 I think he's a little late though. 685 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920 No, no, no, he's still going. 686 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,920 Yeah. 687 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,920 Larry's got pimp green. 688 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,920 Dude, do some M&Ms right there, brother. 689 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,920 Talk about eating. 690 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,920 Do you want some? 691 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,920 I'll be grabbing some in a few. 692 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,920 I mean, you might as well get a mouthful. 693 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,920 I just ate a Lumol Nani's pizza with... 694 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,920 By yourself? 695 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,920 Not by myself. 696 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,920 But you know, it was the deep dish, but it had the Talian beef on there. 697 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,920 With Jarn there. 698 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,920 Oh, boy, that shit was good. 699 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,920 I may have to take a break in a few minutes, but it was good. 700 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,920 Dude, how much of this pizza did you eat? 701 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,920 Just a couple slices. 702 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,920 Can't tell. 703 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,920 Yeah. 704 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,920 That's all I can handle. 705 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920 I mean, I'm sure you can handle it. 706 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,920 It's all I want to. 707 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,920 Man, what do you think about... 708 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920 The juice? 709 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,920 I wrote these. 710 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,920 Yeah, I wrote these. 711 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:53,920 You can go all day about this, but man, we're going to have a lot of train horn isn't here, 712 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,920 JoJo? 713 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,920 Yeah, I was just making a joke, making a joke. 714 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,920 JoJo, current state of the world, you know you're a leftist. 715 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,920 Yeah, I don't know. 716 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920 It doesn't really matter. 717 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920 What does it matter? 718 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920 We're fucked. 719 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,920 Yeah, we're fucked. 720 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920 Who is? 721 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,920 That's why I got guns. 722 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,920 The world. 723 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,920 We're going to hell in a handbasket. 724 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,920 Why is that? 725 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920 Current state. 726 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,920 Well, tell me why. 727 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920 I mean, you just can't fucking make a broad statement in front of my friend here. 728 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,920 Yeah. 729 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 And then be like, oh, we're going to hell in a handbasket. 730 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,920 Yeah, we're in the same thing. 731 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,920 As you sit here with a nice, fat joint. 732 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,920 Yeah, I don't know. 733 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,920 And a PBR, a water, and M&M's. 734 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,920 In a brothel, within a walking distance. 735 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,920 You know. 736 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920 You had to throw it out of there. 737 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,920 It's the vibe that everybody's putting out. 738 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,920 It's not good. 739 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920 What vibe is that? 740 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,920 Negativity and shit. 741 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,920 How's that? 742 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920 It's out there. 743 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,920 I mean, what do you mean? 744 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,920 How's that? 745 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,920 What are you talking about? 746 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920 I mean, what aspect am I asking? 747 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,920 I don't know. 748 00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,920 I guess it's fine. 749 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,920 That's fine. 750 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,920 I mean, what do you want to say? 751 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,920 It doesn't help me out. 752 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,920 He's going to be like, I don't know. 753 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,920 I don't know what to tell you. 754 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,920 I don't know what's going on. 755 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,920 I want to get into the brain of Larry if we're going to do it. 756 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,920 Yeah, I don't even know what's going on, man. 757 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,920 And Larry is just stretching his neck out. 758 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,920 What did Sam Kinnison say, back and back to school? 759 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,920 We were talking to Ronnie Dangerfield about Vietnam? 760 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,920 Oh, wow. 761 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,920 Man, we're all about butchering fucking... 762 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,920 I'm not good at regurgitating that shit. 763 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,920 No, either or am I. 764 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,920 But Larry is high as fuck right now. 765 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,920 I hate to say that. 766 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:49,920 Okay, the mushrooms have kicked in for Larry and Larry is checked out. 767 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,920 Larry has turned into... 768 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,920 Hey, Larry. 769 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,920 He's turned into Larry. 770 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,920 I mean, what? 771 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,920 I should have to address my co-host. 772 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,920 And then you get back to me and they'll... 773 00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920 I know, man. 774 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,920 What, Larry? 775 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,920 He's now Larry, he's his eye, dude. 776 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920 He's got a Chinese eye. 777 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920 Larry. 778 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920 Larry. 779 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,920 He's smoking a cigarette. 780 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,920 I know, but the guy's just sitting there. 781 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,920 How's it going, kiddo? 782 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,920 Great, man. 783 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920 We'll talk a little bit more. 784 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920 You just can't sit there. 785 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,920 It's the Larry and Needle show. 786 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,920 That was it. 787 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,920 I said it all right there. 788 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,920 It's a clip right there. 789 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,920 It's our intro. 790 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,920 Dude, you need that much mushrooms. 791 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,920 Man, this episode man is going to be very... 792 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920 I don't know what to say. 793 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920 You were like, I'll take over. 794 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920 I have it, I have it. 795 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,920 I thought you had a lot of shit planned. 796 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,920 Waiting for something to happen. 797 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920 That's all. 798 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920 Waiting for something to happen. 799 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,920 I'm still waiting to hear about these brothels. 800 00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920 Take two. 801 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,920 All right, here we are at Larry and Needle's show. 802 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,920 We got Kiki today. 803 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,920 It's going on. 804 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,920 Motherfuckers, how's it going? 805 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,920 Thanks, Larry, for joining us. 806 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,920 I really appreciate it. 807 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,920 These motherfuckers are boring. 808 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,920 Oh my god, man. 809 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,920 What's that shirt say? 810 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,920 Walk me. 811 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,920 Hug like. 812 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,920 I love it, dude. 813 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,920 And you know what we were kidding. 814 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,920 I love animals. 815 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920 Larry, thank you for joining us. 816 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,920 And how are you feeling? 817 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,920 Oh man, this is some boring shit. 818 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,920 Let's talk about something that's funnier. 819 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920 Okay, well then... 820 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,920 At the state of the world, the world is fucked. 821 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,920 Yeah, that's all depressing shit. 822 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,920 Yeah, I'm thinking about it and you're saying, 823 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,920 what's the state of the world and I'm thinking, man... 824 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,920 How about this? 825 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,920 I mean, for me it's okay, I guess. 826 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,920 They would make an ass car more exciting. 827 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,920 Ass car? 828 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920 Yeah. 829 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920 What if we threw a baby out on the track? 830 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,920 That would make it more interesting for sure. 831 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,920 For a few minutes. 832 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920 And see what happens. 833 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,920 It would be interesting for the... 834 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920 See if it can crawl off in time? 835 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,920 Well, I mean, that's not going to happen at all. 836 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,920 Well, I mean, it might. 837 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,920 You put him on right as the last car passes. 838 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,920 Yeah. 839 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,920 You gotta do baby to time ratio. 840 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,920 Yeah, he's gonna get run over all the way. 841 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, is it an orphan baby? 842 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,920 What kind of baby is it? 843 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,920 No, no, no, we can give it some... 844 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920 No, man, somebody's gotta know the baby. 845 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920 It's gotta be somebody's baby. 846 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,920 We didn't even think about that. 847 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,920 Now you're bringing in real shit. 848 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,920 I mean, it's gotta be a crying mother or shit. 849 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,920 Why? 850 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,920 Well, you gotta give the baby a chance. 851 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,920 How about this? 852 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,920 He's parents rather than someone's gotta know the baby. 853 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920 Yeah, how did this baby get tossed on that? 854 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,920 They were driving one of the cars at gunpoint. 855 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920 Who is? 856 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,920 The parents. 857 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,920 Draven, what car? 858 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,920 Well, the NASCAR. 859 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 What the fuck, man? 860 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,920 What the fuck are you? 861 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,920 I'm the NASCAR. 862 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,920 What are we talking about? 863 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 I don't know. 864 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,920 You guys are fucking gaslighting me? 865 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,920 Can't talk about babies going out. 866 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,920 Can't talk about babies dying. 867 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,920 Are you crying or what? 868 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,920 Okay, what's wrong with you? 869 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,920 Are you nuts? 870 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,920 Yeah. 871 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Well, that goes without saying. 872 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,920 Oh, fuck. 873 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,920 Holy shit. 874 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,920 What's wrong, Larry? 875 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,920 Oh, dude, Christina Aguilera, she was hot in back then. 876 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,920 Yeah, she was, man. 877 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,920 I like the Trover one. 878 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,920 Oh, yeah. 879 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920 I'd be licking that butt. 880 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,920 Yeah. 881 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,920 But, you know, she's a fucking satanic whore. 882 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920 Oh, my God. 883 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920 She is. 884 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 She's part of that cult, man. 885 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920 Fucking cunt. 886 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920 I mean, I like her. 887 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,920 If I met her, I'd be polite to her. 888 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,920 And, you know, she wouldn't want probably anything to do with me, 889 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,920 but I could accept that. 890 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,920 But, yeah, she's, you know, she gave up her fucking soul. 891 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,920 Yeah, she's part of that. 892 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920 Part of that deal. 893 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,920 Yeah, she has said, you know. 894 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920 You really think that? 895 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 I know. 896 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,920 I mean, come on, man. 897 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,920 No, people don't believe it. 898 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,920 You really think that? 899 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,920 Oh, yeah. 900 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920 Yeah, dude. 901 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,920 Dude, Hollywood is fucked. 902 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,920 It is satanic. 903 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,920 Yeah, I would give up my soul for a bunch of shit. 904 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,920 Why would you do that, man? 905 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920 Not worth it. 906 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,920 Because that's what I want. 907 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920 That's it. 908 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920 But life isn't that long. 909 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920 It's not long enough. 910 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,920 Dude, yeah, I don't give a fuck. 911 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920 Dude, you're going with a short payout. 912 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,920 If life isn't that long, then why do I care? 913 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,920 Because, well, you don't know what's after it. 914 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,920 You're turning me into a long time, brother. 915 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,920 It's forever. 916 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,920 Listen, man, I'm fucking, I'm here to fucking... 917 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,920 For a good time, not a long time. 918 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,920 Well, but then that long time may turn into a bad time. 919 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,920 You may be getting fucking balls dipped on your forehead for 24-7. 920 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920 I mean, hey, did I have a good time before that? 921 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,920 Oh, yeah. 922 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920 Oh, man. 923 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920 You may be thinking that for the first time. 924 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Sounds like a real good time. 925 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,920 It's like a true fool. 926 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:05,920 I mean, you're just like, someone's sticking a hot fire poker in your asshole while two 927 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,920 guys put dicks in your mouth. 928 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,920 That's pretty bad. 929 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,920 That doesn't sound too good. 930 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,920 You guys are like, oh, something about the nuts. 931 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,920 It gets worse from there, man. 932 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,920 Well, it starts off with the nuts, yeah. 933 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,920 It gets worse from there. 934 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,920 That's really stark. 935 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,920 Yeah. 936 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,920 Oh, man. 937 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920 Dude. 938 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,920 It's one time. 939 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920 You think it's a joke. 940 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,920 I smoke one joint, and then the next time I smoke two joints and then three joints. 941 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,920 And in the Lyrage case, four wieners down in Boys Town. 942 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,920 It's just like that. 943 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920 It's just like that. 944 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,920 The next thing you know, you got a dick addiction. 945 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,920 And it happens. 946 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,920 This guy's out here with a hot-off shirt. 947 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:42,920 It happens, man. 948 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:43,920 And then you're still out there. 949 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,920 Next thing you know, you're roller skating in a circle. 950 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,920 And you're fucking doing this thing. 951 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,920 I'm Larry. 952 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920 I'm scary. 953 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:54,920 Next thing you know, you got fucking roller skates and fucking gym shorts on. 954 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,920 And you're loving it. 955 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Yeah. 956 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920 And you're loving it. 957 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920 And fucking... 958 00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920 Man. 959 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,920 And the devils laugh at it. 960 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,920 And that's just the beginning, though, man. 961 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,920 It gets so much worse. 962 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,920 It's way beyond fucking roller skates in Boys Town, dude. 963 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920 It's fucking bad. 964 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,920 It's fucking bad. 965 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920 Dude, you know what? 966 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920 You think it's a fucking joke, man. 967 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920 It's fucking bad. 968 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,920 I don't want you to go to hell. 969 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,920 I love you, you know, but you're gonna fucking burn, dude. 970 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920 Who's gonna burn? 971 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920 He thinks I'm fucking... 972 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,920 You know what I'm saying, right? 973 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,920 Dude, why do you think they're trying to get rid of religion? 974 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,920 Yeah. 975 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,920 They're pushing that shit. 976 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920 They want to get rid of it. 977 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,920 Exactly. 978 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,920 See this separate state from church? 979 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,920 Oh, man. 980 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,920 Everything behind this thing. 981 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920 You need church, man. 982 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920 You need it. 983 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920 Why do you need church? 984 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,920 You need state. 985 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,920 You got it, dude. 986 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920 Oh. 987 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,920 Well, no. 988 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,920 You're gonna have state and church at the same time. 989 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,920 Right. 990 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,920 But you believe in God so much. 991 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920 It's not how much. 992 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,920 It's if or not. 993 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 Do you think that... 994 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,920 Yeah, I'm spiritual, right? 995 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,920 Okay, I got it for you, though. 996 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,920 Do you think that when you die that this is it? 997 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,920 You just go on the ground and that's it? 998 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,920 You're fucking done? 999 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,920 I don't know. 1000 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,920 Do you really need to think the honest? 1001 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,920 Well, if you don't know, wouldn't you want to... 1002 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,920 But that's the whole thing. 1003 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,920 We're conscious. 1004 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,920 We have... 1005 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,920 They have fucking... 1006 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,920 Exactly. 1007 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,920 That's the thing. 1008 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,920 We are supposed to think like that. 1009 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,920 Would you rather be one-dimensional and be like, 1010 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,920 nope, that's it? 1011 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,920 Come on. 1012 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,920 That's how everyone lives, man. 1013 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,920 They live like it's fucking... 1014 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,920 It doesn't matter, you know? 1015 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,920 Well, that's how everybody should live, 1016 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,920 because you know what? 1017 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920 Listen, you could have been born in Nigeria or Africa 1018 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,920 or fucking one of these fucking... 1019 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,920 But still, what's in your heart is what's in your heart, man. 1020 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920 It doesn't matter where you're born. 1021 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,920 Until your Ugandan warlord tries to rape your asshole 1022 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,920 and puts you on an AK-47 and shoots you up. 1023 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,920 Again, what's in your heart is what's in your heart. 1024 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920 But that's what keeps you alive is hoping for the better. 1025 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,920 See, what he said, that's what keeps you alive. 1026 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,920 What keeps you alive is more prevalent than anything in this world. 1027 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,920 But I don't believe in their something else out there. 1028 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,920 Dude, people have been tortured and raped and murdered. 1029 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,920 Not even murdered, should I say, 1030 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,920 maimed to the extent where they... 1031 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,920 Well, murdered too. 1032 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,920 Well, but to the extent where they can come back from 1033 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920 and tell their story. 1034 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920 You know what I mean? 1035 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,920 And it's all the same thing. 1036 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920 What's the same thing? 1037 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,920 It's all about power, all about brainwashing, 1038 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,920 all about mind control. 1039 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,920 Huh. 1040 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,920 You don't believe that? 1041 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,920 No. 1042 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,920 I think it's, man. 1043 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,920 What it is, is it's all about, 1044 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,920 is there a being bigger than what we are? 1045 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,920 And that's the whole thing that the government right now 1046 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920 wants to squash the fucking church because... 1047 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,920 100 percent. 1048 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,920 They don't want you to fucking have something bigger 1049 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,920 and better than what they are. 1050 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,920 They are. 1051 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,920 They want to be the Be'al Endall. 1052 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,920 They want to fucking be the one that is what you look up to. 1053 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,920 You want to look to them for every answer. 1054 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,920 They want you to rely on them. 1055 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,920 Yes. 1056 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,920 They don't want you to be able to turn to God. 1057 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920 They don't want that, man. 1058 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,920 And that's why they make you... 1059 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,920 Yeah, but that's why you have free will. 1060 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,920 And that's why they put it in your head. 1061 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,920 Free will. 1062 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,920 Free will. 1063 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,920 No, right. 1064 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920 Free will. 1065 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,920 Free will. 1066 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,920 Yes, yes. 1067 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920 Amen. 1068 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,920 Free will. 1069 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,920 But that's why they put it in your head. 1070 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,920 Like, oh, you know, it's a joke and ha ha ha. 1071 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,920 And it's easy to fucking laugh at somebody. 1072 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,920 They're an idiot for believing something. 1073 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,920 It's like believing in Santa Claus, going on and on. 1074 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920 You know, you can say all that shit. 1075 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:34,920 But if you fucking think that this is like, you're the shit, man. 1076 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,920 You're fucking wrong, dude. 1077 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920 Who said that? 1078 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,920 But no, I don't think I'm the shit. 1079 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,920 No, but it's the same thing like put to his point. 1080 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,920 That's why they're pushing all this transgender. 1081 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,920 Yes, yes. 1082 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,920 Because they, yeah, it's against religion. 1083 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,920 Exactly. 1084 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,920 Everything. 1085 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,920 They want to pervert every belief that they possibly can. 1086 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,920 Oh, yeah. 1087 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,920 They want to twist everything. 1088 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,920 You guys are talking crazy. 1089 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,920 No, no, no, man. 1090 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920 It's not true. 1091 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,920 It's what's going on. 1092 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,920 It is. 1093 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,920 It is. 1094 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:03,920 It's what's going on, man. 1095 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,920 It is. 1096 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,920 And they want to fucking have guys like you fucking reading Reddit and all this bullshit. 1097 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,920 They know what's going on. 1098 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1099 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Yeah, I'm putting you in a bag now, motherfucker. 1100 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,920 And, and, you know, it's again, make it, make it into a joke. 1101 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:25,920 Oh, you really think that Madonna fucking worships the devil and drinks baby blood? 1102 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,920 You're fucking right, I think so. 1103 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,920 But it makes it so crazy. 1104 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,920 This guy's on your side. 1105 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920 I agree with that. 1106 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920 I agree with that. 1107 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,920 But it's so crazy that it's very easy. 1108 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920 Oh, come on. 1109 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,920 You're fucking nuts. 1110 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,920 And that's why they say, you know, the thing is though, too, they say that shit out loud 1111 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,920 because they believe in karma hardcore. 1112 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,920 And so they tell me. 1113 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:48,920 Who believes in karma? 1114 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,920 All these sociopaths and government, all these people, they believe in karma. 1115 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,920 So they tell, they tell you what they're going to do. 1116 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,920 Do you believe in karma? 1117 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,920 100%. 1118 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,920 Yeah. 1119 00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,920 They tell you what they're going to do. 1120 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,920 They broadcast their fucking moves. 1121 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,920 So they can be like, well, we told you, well, we told you. 1122 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,920 But yeah, that's what they do. 1123 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,920 But they gotta find someone to blame. 1124 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,920 You blame karma. 1125 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,920 Let's blame karma. 1126 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,920 No, no, no, they blame you. 1127 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,920 They blame you because they told you. 1128 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,920 New t-shirts coming out. 1129 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,920 We told you. 1130 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920 Needles blames karma. 1131 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,920 Needles. 1132 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,920 Where are you going, dude? 1133 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,920 Oh my God, man. 1134 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,920 Hey, while you're up there, bring some booze down. 1135 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,920 Larry. 1136 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,920 Okay. 1137 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920 Ditos. 1138 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,920 Now he's right though. 1139 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,920 Dude, there's fucking all that shit, dude. 1140 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,920 Dude, Hollywood is fucked up. 1141 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,920 Look at all this shit. 1142 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,920 I don't care though. 1143 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,920 That's a problem. 1144 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,920 Well, but it's not about caring or not. 1145 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,920 It's what they're doing. 1146 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,920 Dude, all these motherfuckers are selling their soul. 1147 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,920 I mean, dude, it's a conspiracy until it comes true. 1148 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,920 Give it six months and it comes true. 1149 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,920 It's like, oh, shit. 1150 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,920 Man, we might have found our third chair. 1151 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:56,920 So you know. 1152 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,920 Dude, don't talk about like Alice Jones or shit. 1153 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,920 You're conspiracy corner with Kiki. 1154 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,920 Dude, it's a conspiracy. 1155 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,920 It's not it. 1156 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,920 It's a tweet. 1157 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,920 Until it's true. 1158 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,920 Exactly the way it ended. 1159 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,920 I know, but it's months. 1160 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,920 I told you this. 1161 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,920 Noah was the fucking biggest conspiracy theorist in the world until it fucking flooded. 1162 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,920 Right? 1163 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920 And then everyone was like, man, Noah, let me on your boat. 1164 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,920 Yeah. 1165 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,920 Motherfucker. 1166 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,920 That's how it is. 1167 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,920 Man, you are. 1168 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,920 Sorry. 1169 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,920 I can't believe you. 1170 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,920 I mean, dude, what proof do you have of this? 1171 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,920 What fucking thing? 1172 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,920 What proof do you have? 1173 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,920 Name any conspiracy theory from last year. 1174 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,920 Jojo. 1175 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,920 Name one thing from last year that everyone said was a conspiracy theory. 1176 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,920 Yeah, COVID, the wolf. 1177 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920 Every single fucking thing came true. 1178 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,920 Man, what do we talk about? 1179 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,920 Every last fucking thing. 1180 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,920 That's what it was. 1181 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,920 Well, look, it's we're talking about the whole Hollywood shit. 1182 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,920 The Hollywood elite, they fucking, they're all demo worshipers, dude. 1183 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,920 They all sell their soul. 1184 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:46,920 Oh, man. 1185 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,920 Here's the thing. 1186 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,920 Look at her. 1187 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920 She's selling her ass, babe. 1188 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920 What are you talking about? 1189 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,920 You know, the other thing, do you ever see a lot of these fuckers, like you and Beyonce, 1190 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920 like they do that fucking sign? 1191 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,920 That symbol? 1192 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,920 Yeah. 1193 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920 It's like the Illuminati shit. 1194 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,920 Why are they all doing the same symbol? 1195 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,620 Why are they all doing that shit? 1196 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:07,920 It's like when a fucking old, old lady fucking Catholic Italian lady does the sign of the 1197 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,920 cross, man. 1198 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,920 Yeah, it's because that's what they're cross, baby. 1199 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,920 Exactly. 1200 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,920 No, that's a good point. 1201 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,920 That's their cross. 1202 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,920 That's exactly what it is. 1203 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,920 And you see them all. 1204 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,920 You can find pictures of Jay-Z, Katy Perry, Beyonce, and they all do this shit. 1205 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920 Yeah. 1206 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920 What is it? 1207 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,920 On the big stages. 1208 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920 What does it mean? 1209 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,920 It's like the Illuminati. 1210 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,920 It's like the all seeing eyes. 1211 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1212 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,920 Like the dollar bill. 1213 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,920 Yeah. 1214 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,920 The what? 1215 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920 On the dollar bill. 1216 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920 The all seeing eye. 1217 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920 People do that in public? 1218 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,920 Yeah. 1219 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920 Well, dude, they do it all these fucking night. 1220 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,920 Well, the thing is too, like you don't watch all these shows. 1221 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,920 Like, you know, guys. 1222 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920 I don't watch anything. 1223 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,920 I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. 1224 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920 Every single movie star. 1225 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 Katy Perry fucking. 1226 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920 Wait, what'd you say? 1227 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920 Every what? 1228 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,920 Every pop star, every movie star, every Hollywood person. 1229 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,920 The other thing too. 1230 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,920 Wait a second. 1231 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,920 With that one eye covered means a blind eye to pedophilia. 1232 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Yeah, this is like Lady Gaga. 1233 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920 Allegedly. 1234 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920 Allegedly. 1235 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920 What's he saying? 1236 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920 Allegedly. 1237 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,920 I fucking stand wherever comes out of Kiki's mouth if he likes it. 1238 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Let me say something. 1239 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 I'm with Larry. 1240 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,920 I'm in the airwaves right now and I'm saying I'm wearing Jones and everything I say. 1241 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920 I don't give a fuck. 1242 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,920 I don't give a fuck. 1243 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920 I stay behind everything. 1244 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,920 He just made a wise crack edge. 1245 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920 And me too. 1246 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,920 Like that. 1247 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920 I watched. 1248 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,920 Yeah, I almost threw that up. 1249 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,920 But no, I'm with him on that. 1250 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,920 Dude, did you see that shit with Lady Gaga? 1251 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,920 Was playing the fucking piano or something? 1252 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,920 And then Broad was sitting there fucking making herself throw up on her. 1253 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920 Did you see that? 1254 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 No, I didn't. 1255 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,920 I was just fucking threw up on Lady Gaga when she was fucking playing. 1256 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,920 Oh my God. 1257 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920 I was like, is this real? 1258 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,920 Is this really Lady Gaga? 1259 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,920 That's some sick shit. 1260 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,920 She let her throw up on her? 1261 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,920 Dude, it was like for a... 1262 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,920 It was for a performance. 1263 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,920 It was for a performance. 1264 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920 Yeah, it was like not to optimize. 1265 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,920 It was televised. 1266 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,920 Yeah. 1267 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,920 And then this Broad sitting there fucking sticking her fingers down on her throat, trying to 1268 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920 throw up. 1269 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920 And Lady Gaga was sitting there like, give it to me. 1270 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920 Dude, look, that's shit up. 1271 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,920 I was like, this is Lady Gaga. 1272 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,920 What the fuck? 1273 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920 Sick devils. 1274 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,920 Dude, she's hardcore. 1275 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,920 She's like going off the deep end with the shit. 1276 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,920 Jesus, Larry. 1277 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,920 They're fucking devils, man. 1278 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,920 I mean, I'm casual about a lot of shit, man, but not that. 1279 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,920 I'm fucking against evil. 1280 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,920 What do you mean you're against evil? 1281 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,420 I don't like evil, man. 1282 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,920 What's evil considered to you? 1283 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,920 Well, evil to me was like, well, one time we were playing... 1284 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,920 What is it? 1285 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,920 It's anything that's not good and it's for bad. 1286 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,920 Anything that's got malice. 1287 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,920 Dude, we are surrounded by evil right now. 1288 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,920 I'm definitely... 1289 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,920 That doesn't mean you got to be evil. 1290 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920 I'm not evil. 1291 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,920 But here's the thing, too. 1292 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,920 If you were surrounded by evil, there's got to be an opposite to evil. 1293 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,920 That's where people are like, oh, there can't be a guy. 1294 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,920 There can't be a guy. 1295 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,920 Look at all this bad shit going on. 1296 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,920 It's like, no, listen. 1297 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,920 There's got to be a guy. 1298 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920 There's got to be. 1299 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,920 Because there's always a balance to yin and yang. 1300 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,920 And with all this evil around, what's that telling you? 1301 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 That there's a lot of men. 1302 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,920 There's a lot of good, man. 1303 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,920 Well, the thing is, though, but there's a lot of evil going on right now. 1304 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,920 So there's not a lot of good going on. 1305 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,920 We need more good going on because everybody's going to the dark side because they're following 1306 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:06,920 this fucking Hollywood bullshit. 1307 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,920 They all want to be fucking YouTube stars and stuff. 1308 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,920 Yeah, and I'm just saying, well, that's the easy way out. 1309 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,920 Well, but that's the problem. 1310 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,920 That's the easy way out. 1311 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,920 They're afraid of fucking hard girls. 1312 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,920 Listen, if they were like, hey, if you fucking are a hot fucking girl, what do you want to do? 1313 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,920 Oh, I'd be some of my asses only fans in a heartbeat. 1314 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,920 Dude, I would fuck for air if I needed to. 1315 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920 You know what I mean? 1316 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,920 If I was a chick, dude? 1317 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:28,920 Oh, my God. 1318 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,920 I'd have the most air that anybody would have. 1319 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920 Again. 1320 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,920 I'd have air canisters lined up. 1321 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920 Dude, I'd be like space balls. 1322 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,920 I'd have containerships full of that shit. 1323 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,920 I'd be slinging my pussy all around the galaxy if I could. 1324 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,920 So Niels is going to be slanging his pussy around the galaxy. 1325 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,920 Niels would give this pussy up in space if I was a space alien broad. 1326 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,920 I'd be doing it all the crazies. 1327 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,920 Except the air would say. 1328 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,920 I mean, dude, I'd be doing it like. 1329 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,920 I'd do it like nine guy sex, maybe a dog involved. 1330 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,920 I mean, if you get a goat in space, maybe. 1331 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,920 Depends on the air. 1332 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,920 I mean, I don't know what you want to do with it after. 1333 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,920 You got to kind of eat it. 1334 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,920 You know, short on meat. 1335 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920 You can Schwurma. 1336 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920 There you go. 1337 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,920 Schwurma. 1338 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,920 This guy's got a halal idea. 1339 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920 Go Schwurma. 1340 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,920 He's got the halal. 1341 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,920 You should run a halal car. 1342 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920 Space. 1343 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,920 Space halal. 1344 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,920 Where's the fucking wife, Peter? 1345 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,920 I can fucking, I can fucking shit off. 1346 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,920 Oh, I like it. 1347 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,920 Dude. 1348 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,920 Oh, poor, poor needles. 1349 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,920 What the fuck does that? 1350 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920 It's going to hell. 1351 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920 Oh, man. 1352 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920 It's going to be hot. 1353 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,920 Yeah, it is. 1354 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,920 You're going to be wearing these wife's. 1355 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,920 I'm the only fucking sinner in this circle. 1356 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,920 We're all sinners. 1357 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920 Yeah, well, why are my sins worse than yours? 1358 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,920 Well, we don't want to sell our souls. 1359 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,920 We're not selling our souls. 1360 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,920 Oh, my soul right now. 1361 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,920 That's why you're going to be fucking burnt. 1362 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,920 Nobody is sin-free, man. 1363 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,920 That's why he said, man, hey, he who is without sin 1364 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,920 casts the first stone when they want to stone that bitch. 1365 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,920 Oh, man, I wish I had a rock. 1366 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,920 But no one can catch. 1367 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,920 I can belt you right in the gut. 1368 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920 You fucking idiot. 1369 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,920 He's a fucking idiot. 1370 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,920 Oh, what an idiot. 1371 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,920 I'll pray for you. 1372 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,920 Fucking Mar-Eye. 1373 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,920 Good job, Mikey. 1374 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,920 Oh. 1375 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,920 Four needles is going to hell. 1376 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920 There we go again. 1377 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,920 Hell in the hand, basket. 1378 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,920 Yeah, well, how bad is hell, do you think? 1379 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,920 Fuck, dude. 1380 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,920 It's fucking beyond belief. 1381 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,920 I mean, it's beyond fucking belief. 1382 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,920 Dude, first off, you're sitting on a spike. 1383 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920 Your spike's going right up the asshole. 1384 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,920 That's pretty sweet. 1385 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920 No, no, no. 1386 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,920 Oh, OK, yeah. 1387 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,920 It's so hot. 1388 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,920 That really sucks right there. 1389 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,920 It's metaphorically, yeah, it's as bad as it gets. 1390 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,920 Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, if you think there's a heaven in 1391 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920 the hell, we're all idiots, right? 1392 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,920 No, man, that's what they want you to think. 1393 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,920 That's what the fucking major, that's what the general 1394 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,920 consensus is. 1395 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,920 If you believe in heaven in hell, you're an idiot. 1396 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:19,920 But that is the truth is that obviously the whole world 1397 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,920 can't be, you know, man, it's just fucking check. 1398 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,920 They're playing on everybody. 1399 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920 I can't even put it in words because I'm not doing any fucking 1400 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,920 drugs right now. 1401 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,920 But get it out, Larry. 1402 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,920 But you know what I'm trying? 1403 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,920 You know what I'm saying, Keith? 1404 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,920 I know exactly what you're saying. 1405 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,920 I'm asking you. 1406 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920 It's the trick. 1407 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,920 It's the trick they play on everybody. 1408 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,920 Heaven in hell is fake. 1409 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,920 Therefore, you ignore it. 1410 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920 And then that do it everyone. 1411 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,920 When you find out it's real and it's too late, you're in hell, 1412 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:44,920 baby. 1413 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,920 Yeah. 1414 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,920 It's too fucking late. 1415 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,920 And there's no, oh, I'm sorry. 1416 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,920 I want to go back. 1417 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,920 It's too fucking late. 1418 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,920 It's too fucking late. 1419 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,920 Anywhere but hell. 1420 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,920 That's what you'll be. 1421 00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,920 That's what you'll be. 1422 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:00,920 What if this is hell? 1423 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,920 The same hell. 1424 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,920 This is beautiful. 1425 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,920 How do you know? 1426 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,920 Yeah, I was just saying, dude, look at me. 1427 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,920 This is the only thing you know. 1428 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920 Like this is what she knows. 1429 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,920 You know, with fucking. 1430 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,920 Maybe that's all the diction in your mouth and dogs. 1431 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,920 There's a brothel within walking distance. 1432 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,920 Yeah, man, they shouldn't have told you that. 1433 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,920 This is happening. 1434 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,920 It was my fault. 1435 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,920 This is great. 1436 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,920 But this isn't happening. 1437 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,920 It's great as it is, man. 1438 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,920 It's great as it is, man. 1439 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:32,920 No, there's always got to be bad to equal out the good just to make you realize how good things can be. 1440 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,920 Exactly. 1441 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,920 Well, I mean, when you go downtown, you're like, hey, I ain't that bad. 1442 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,920 Some motherfucker on the street jerking off. 1443 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,920 Exactly. 1444 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,920 I mean, there are certain fucking standards. 1445 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,920 Well, fuck, dude, I mean, you know, even though I am no better than anyone, 1446 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,920 we have standards in our own lives that have raised risen and fallen. 1447 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,920 We have our own standards in our own lives that have risen and fallen. 1448 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,920 You know, just because you did bad things doesn't make you a bad person. 1449 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,920 If you realize you're doing bad shit, you're trying. 1450 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,920 You want to fucking repent and you repent. 1451 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:14,920 You know, if you're a fucking murderer and you say, God, forgive me, I want to repent, he'll forgive you. 1452 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,920 If you stop fucking murdering people and you really repent and you really mean it, 1453 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,920 if you really mean it, if you fucking mean it, you can't be forgiven. 1454 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,920 He knows what's in your heart. 1455 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,920 That's all I'm saying, man. 1456 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,920 Dude, speaking of hell, dude, you lived in Tijuana. 1457 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,920 Yeah. 1458 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,920 Even that's... 1459 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:37,920 How would you like to be the war that's fucking strung out on dope that's got to fuck all day? 1460 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,920 Yeah. 1461 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,920 And a couple of dogs tossed into the side. 1462 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,920 Just because those guys are assholes, I want to see your fucking dog. 1463 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920 Like that, you're a joke. 1464 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920 Very silly. 1465 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,920 And so, you know, and that's bad and that ain't even hell, yeah. 1466 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,920 And it's like you think that can do that. 1467 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,920 We live in America. 1468 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,920 What's the hell? 1469 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,920 I've been all over the world, like, dude, you talk about hell. 1470 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,920 Third World Country is made of wood. 1471 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,920 I mean, when you start traveling to these places, you see what's going on. 1472 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,920 Then you get to see what life is really like. 1473 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,920 Yeah. 1474 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,920 The majority of people, man. 1475 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,920 Holy shit. 1476 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,920 Yeah, that's some scary shit. 1477 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,920 And that's what's a bad thing about what's going on now. 1478 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,920 Here's like when... 1479 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,920 Back to the original question, the state of the world, right? 1480 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,920 Everybody fucking hates the United States. 1481 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,920 I'll tell you, I've been in a band. 1482 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,920 I fucking toured around the world. 1483 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,920 I've been everywhere. 1484 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,920 We have it fucking made here. 1485 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,920 I need these crybabies that fucking say they don't like it, man. 1486 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,920 Fucking go any other country. 1487 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:40,920 And even Germany that's fully developed sucks balls compared to the USA. 1488 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,920 Every other fucking place. 1489 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,920 Dude, the Berlin Wall just came down to it, like 81. 1490 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,920 89. 1491 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:47,920 Or 89. 1492 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,920 Dude, I mean, dude, that's fucking crazy. 1493 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,920 I've been there to that exact point, man, and these people are... 1494 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,920 Hey, kiss the dude over there. 1495 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,920 Yeah, kiss the dude. 1496 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,920 He was great. 1497 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920 He spoke seven languages. 1498 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,920 And he fucking gave Palatio in four languages. 1499 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,920 He was a great kisser. 1500 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,920 My dear frog. 1501 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,920 Fransley. 1502 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920 I think this is... 1503 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,920 Shit. 1504 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,920 Dude, like, what else are you talking about? 1505 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920 This world, they want everybody to agree. 1506 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,920 People think that it sucks here. 1507 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,920 First of all, we know it doesn't suck here because look at what we're doing right now. 1508 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,920 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1509 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,920 We appreciate it. 1510 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,920 I'm hung. 1511 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,920 Us three in this room right now appreciate it. 1512 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,920 It's because you had a wife beat around it snowing outside. 1513 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,920 Life's good. 1514 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920 Yeah. 1515 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,920 Jesus Christ. 1516 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,920 Life's good? 1517 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,920 That's it. 1518 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,920 Life's good and everyone's crying. 1519 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:43,920 But our government wants us to turn into green and all have fucking solar cars. 1520 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,920 You have all these kids in fucking Africa barefoot, minding for fucking cold balls. 1521 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,920 Well, then go over there and build up some shit. 1522 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,920 Build up some shit. 1523 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920 Oh, it's the good thing to do. 1524 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920 No, it's not. 1525 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,920 You see these four kids going to fucking do it. 1526 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:03,920 And every single thing you touch every day has a ripple effect towards something. 1527 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,920 Yeah. 1528 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,920 That's what life is. 1529 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,920 No matter what you do. 1530 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,920 This is not a ripple effect. 1531 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,920 This is more of a pounding effect. 1532 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,920 What do you mean a pounding effect? 1533 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,920 The full of all minds and they need fucking precious metals. 1534 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,920 Dude, have you ever fucking seen what's causing it? 1535 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,920 See, you're feeding it to the fucking political bullshit. 1536 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,920 Oh, yeah. 1537 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,920 It's not that bad. 1538 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,920 It's not that bad. 1539 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,920 I don't care. 1540 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,920 But that's the problem. 1541 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,920 You should. 1542 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,920 No, I shouldn't. 1543 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,920 I should be able to feel what I... 1544 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,920 Don't tell me what to do with it. 1545 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,920 You need to go to Africa and visit the children. 1546 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,920 You see this flag here? 1547 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,920 Come here and get me. 1548 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,920 You should go dig. 1549 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,920 Good luck. 1550 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,920 You should go free speech behind there. 1551 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,920 Shoulder to shoulder with those fucking kids and... 1552 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,920 Yeah, I'll take you on too on this side, baby. 1553 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920 Stars and stripes. 1554 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,920 Hey, you know, every time you do that, Jack, 1555 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,920 you're making noise on the fucking mic. 1556 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,920 You're a commie fuck. 1557 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,920 Idiot. 1558 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,920 You're a commie fuck. 1559 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,920 What an idiot. 1560 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,920 God bless him. 1561 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,920 Easy over there. 1562 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,920 Fuck these. 1563 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,920 No, I love this idiot. 1564 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,920 And dumbass. 1565 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,920 Shut up. 1566 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,920 It's hilarious. 1567 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,920 It's a fucking dummy. 1568 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,920 Oh, jeez. 1569 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,920 Fuck, man. 1570 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,920 Where's my groucho dummy? 1571 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,920 You need to get your puppet out. 1572 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,920 You need to have like a poking stick where you can poke it from the ceiling. 1573 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,920 Yeah. 1574 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,920 It's gonna poke it up. 1575 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,920 Dude, I need a flamethrower. 1576 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,920 Fuck. 1577 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:34,920 I need a flamethrower. 1578 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,920 Actually, I need a fucking whatever. 1579 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,920 You know what? 1580 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:38,920 It's good. 1581 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,920 I love it. 1582 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,920 It's much more powerful. 1583 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,920 But it's not. 1584 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920 Not that. 1585 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,920 Very silly. 1586 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,920 I like browsles. 1587 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,920 Yeah. 1588 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,920 That's a weird thing to say. 1589 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,920 You've been answering him? 1590 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:00,920 Oh, yeah. 1591 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,920 Okay. 1592 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,920 Couple tucks. 1593 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,920 I mean, look at the guy. 1594 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,920 He's been to Thailand, too. 1595 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,920 Thailand, Brazil, all over Asia. 1596 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,920 Yeah, nose busted in fucking Brazil, eh? 1597 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,920 Yeah, you're gonna jump by three guys. 1598 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,920 Well, I have to beat the dude's ass in the bar, but... 1599 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,920 Right in front of Beaver, too. 1600 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920 Sweet. 1601 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,920 He should edit out Beaver, that'd be funny. 1602 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,920 Yeah, all right. 1603 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,920 Well, he was actually saving his ass. 1604 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,920 He was about to get a bottle busted over his head. 1605 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,920 If I would've done him good. 1606 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920 Yeah, but... 1607 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,920 Then I get blamed for the shit. 1608 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,920 You get blamed for it. 1609 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,920 Him coming over the body bag. 1610 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,920 But I stopped the guy, and then another guy came up to me and started a fight with me. 1611 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,920 And a fucking body slam him through there, like those marble tables. 1612 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:47,920 Fuck that, I'm a girl. 1613 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,920 Got a couple fucking punches off on his face. 1614 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,920 Guys pulled me off, but then that's when I took off out of there. 1615 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,920 I wasn't gonna wait for the cops to fucking die. 1616 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,920 But then on my way back, I got him and two of his buddies. 1617 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,920 I didn't fucking get a busted nose. 1618 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:01,920 It wasn't too bad. 1619 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,920 Busted nose in Brazil. 1620 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,920 It's a t-shirt. 1621 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,920 You know what, I went to Brazil and I was like, how was this busted, too? 1622 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,920 I fucking came home with a lot worse than that. 1623 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,920 Still a pull-off. 1624 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,920 He's all sunburned and shit. 1625 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,920 Look at that. 1626 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,920 He's got that red from going to Florida. 1627 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920 I'm gonna show you. 1628 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,920 We'll do it. 1629 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,920 It was six hours. 1630 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,920 You think that was sun-resistant or something? 1631 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,920 No, six hours in the fucking... 1632 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,920 Well, dude, it was electric bikes. 1633 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,920 Do you ever ride one of those electric bikes? 1634 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,920 No, yeah, my brother has one. 1635 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,920 Dude, brother has one. 1636 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,920 He's got two actually. 1637 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,920 Dude, I was barefoot in short shorts. 1638 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,920 I love him. 1639 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:39,920 This guy's totally got a scooter. 1640 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,920 I know what you're talking about. 1641 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,920 Dude, those things are a blast. 1642 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,920 Also, I love dude, I'm fucking naked on a fucking scooter. 1643 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:46,920 Hangs out the manhole. 1644 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,920 And then swimming chunks, my balls are swinging in the wind. 1645 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920 I'm loving it. 1646 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,920 He's for fear. 1647 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,920 He goes down to the manhole and just hangs out. 1648 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,920 Yeah, you know, all the boys love the scooter. 1649 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:00,920 The silky pole. 1650 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,920 All the boys love it. 1651 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,920 Yeah, the silky pole, especially they love it there. 1652 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,920 That's your gang name, the stage name. 1653 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,920 The silky pole. 1654 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,920 Yeah. 1655 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,920 The silky pole. 1656 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,920 Dude, that's great. 1657 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,920 Like purple satin jackets. 1658 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,920 Yeah, okay, we'll buy you that if that's what you want. 1659 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,920 No, that's your gang name. 1660 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,920 Satin jackets. 1661 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,920 I don't know how you get jumped into that gang if you know what I mean. 1662 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,920 You get sucked into that gang. 1663 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,920 I got sucked in. 1664 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,920 JoJo has to talk to you in the back room. 1665 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,920 Or Larry has to talk to you in the back room. 1666 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,920 He wants it up, you know, to smoke some weed. 1667 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,920 Dude, who is that woman right there to nurse Elfanon? 1668 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,920 I mean, she's a famous... 1669 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,920 Betty Page. 1670 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,920 I think it's Blink 182, no, Betty Page. 1671 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,920 No, she's a... 1672 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:56,920 It's Betty Page. 1673 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,920 Don't listen to this fucking moron. 1674 00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,920 You're a fucking asshole. 1675 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,920 You're a fucking asshole. 1676 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920 You're a fanook. 1677 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,920 Oh, my God. 1678 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,920 Tiki, did you order the drink, bro? 1679 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,920 Rock, kill, bro? 1680 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,920 Yeah, I do. 1681 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,920 I need some ice. 1682 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,920 I need to take a piss, too. 1683 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:09,920 All right, cool. 1684 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,920 Where are we at? 1685 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,920 Where do we take us? 1686 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,920 JoJo? 1687 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,920 Larry? 1688 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,920 What a bunch of pussies. 1689 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,920 Take him and break some? 1690 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,920 Larry, you just went up and pissed, dude, in the middle of the... 1691 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,920 No, I didn't know he got a drink. 1692 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,920 Dude. 1693 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,920 I didn't give up to piss. 1694 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920 He did get a drink. 1695 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,920 He did get a drink. 1696 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920 I'll give him a drink. 1697 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,920 No, I mean, what are you, a fucking camel? 1698 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,920 We got three minutes still. 1699 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,920 Look, that's fine. 1700 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,920 You just end it there, Larry. 1701 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,920 You would have to be fucking... 1702 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,920 That's stringent. 1703 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,920 All right, man. 1704 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,920 Needles is a fucking idiot. 1705 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:45,920 We all knew that. 1706 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,920 No. 1707 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,920 Thanks for tuning in. 1708 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,920 You don't have to leave if we can fucking hang out for a little longer. 1709 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:50,920 Thanks for tuning in. 1710 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,920 I'll get another drink. 1711 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,920 This is Larry and Needles' show. 1712 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,920 I'm not saying we're gonna fucking come back. 1713 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,920 And we had Kiki tonight. 1714 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:57,920 God damn, I love tea, man. 1715 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,920 And we love you guys out there. 1716 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,920 Thank you very much. 1717 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,920 I love this guy. 1718 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,920 Dude, you guys gotta do this shit all the time. 1719 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,920 Yeah, well, man, oh, shit, my drink's still... 1720 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:07,920 Fucking moron. 1721 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,920 I thought you kicked over an empty drink. 1722 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,920 No, I didn't. 1723 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,920 God damn it. 1724 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:13,920 Fucking Skagnutty. 1725 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,920 Yeah, that's my fault. 1726 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,920 Skagnutty on Skagnutty. 1727 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,920 Dude. 1728 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,920 Dude, you see him? 1729 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,920 He died. 1730 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,920 Yeah, Seismore. 1731 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,920 Seismore, baby, at an aneurysm. 1732 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:25,920 Right? 1733 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,920 How fucking crazy is that shit? 1734 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:57,920 Not crazy at all, man.