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time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show

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you know what I mean? yeah yeah

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the couch amazing yeah alright

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yeah sit here and Michael grab that other mic right there

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so I was just telling my dad

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we looked up the Disneyland poster

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oh yeah it was like a couple jeans

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brand new

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well no look in the 70s though

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60s it was from the 60s or 70s

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like 1971 or 1970

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and that specific poster

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hey you want to go check the mics really quick

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huh yeah

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you need a table or something big Joe

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no I'm fine

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gonna smoke some weed you want to get high

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I'll have a few hits

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I've been laying off I've been doing good

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see now here's the conundrum

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we smoke weed on Michael off

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well life is life

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life is life we do what we do

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we're all gonna enjoy ourselves to some extent right

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too much of everything is just enough

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I'll be sure not to tell any dirty jokes or stories

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hopefully he's still that's the whole point of this

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I can't do that

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we can just pass one around

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are we hot right now?

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yeah

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Shalom

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let's them gain

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oh the board game I was telling you about

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Hitler won did you see that when I sent you

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no it's amazing that they make board games now

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where it's about Auschwitz and you can raise a regimen

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and sort of that communist and what shall I say

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altruistic belief is that the right terminology

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I shit my phone's on I apologize

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so do you have a lighter?

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I just saw in the Costco magazine

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this lady wrote a book about

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hunting Hitler

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yeah that's what they're watching

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besides that this is another

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a couple whose parents were from that era

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they don't believe Hitler's dead either

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they think he went to Argentina or some American country

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right Jojo?

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I was telling Joey

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he probably heard a ton of these stories

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when I was a kid

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the propaganda bullshit was out there like crazy

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and even back then

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now I'm about

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when the war ended I'm about 6 years old

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so I know what's going on I know about the victory gardens

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all of this bullshit

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McCarthyism didn't come to the 50s

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so now they're talking about Hitler

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maybe he isn't dead even back then

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there was no, I never listen to news on the radio

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I'm a kid what do I give a shit

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especially when it's centralized on one ass right there

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but I did catch the fact that he was a painter

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and in my little mind I'm thinking

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house painter I don't know artists

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so now I'm on my guard

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and I'm going to walk in and here's this guy with his little mustache

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he's going to be painting you know

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like a little paint mustache

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hey you missed his spot over there

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I mean back then they weren't sure that he was dead

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so we just did his Nazi salute

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oh yeah wait a second

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this is fucking Larian Needles right

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Larian Needles show

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featuring my dad

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oh okay I'm saying welcome to Big Joe

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thanks for being with us Big Joe

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your gentleman and among gentlemen

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how do you feel about your first born being gay Joe

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hahahahahaha

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what

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he never came out

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maybe witches

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oh I wish

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your poor wife

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tough to explain the insurance company when your AZT runs out

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that's funny

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what does that mean

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the AIDS medication

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you're the guy that's eating you

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all about the fucking AIDS medication

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Jesus Christ

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we were talking about hot dogs before

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Big Joe where do you like hot dogs

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well when I was a kid every corner stand

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a true Chicago hot dog

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is not a pickle it's a cucumber

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a slice of cucumber and then celery salt

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they don't even know what that is out here

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it had the flavor and taste to it

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and the idea is you didn't want him to wrap it

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you know what I mean he would give it to you on the paper open

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it wasn't crushed it wasn't

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so it doesn't fucking get all mushy and shit

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it was the guy that we would go by he had a truck

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what the fuck is that with the things on the bread

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oh the poppy seeds

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no poppy seeds oh yeah that's nice

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poppy seeds is cool

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I don't know about cool but I mean it's a fucking bun

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I like when all of them you know there's a lot in the bag

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and you just dump them in your mouth

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and you know the drug test from his poppy seeds

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yeah right

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no you will it's the same thing

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I saw him on Zyphel

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people are full of shit when they say that

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cause she was having a poppy seed

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that was a TV show

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good luck telling your PO that

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kick with enough to drag in the hole

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I had a bagel already

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and when you get a hotdog at the beach

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aside from the sand in there

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like North Avenue beach and stuff

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that's the first time I ever saw a ground mustard

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you know or a tan you know

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and that's all I gave you on those

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the mustard in there out the door was horrible

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well I eat them like that

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I'll have it just mustard

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you're hungry enough you're gonna eat them

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I hear the mustard in hot peppers

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I mean fuck nothing else

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no that guy the time you did the thing

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that goes out of music that dog doctor

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that was a pretty good dog he had

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they're not bad

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I just never think to go up there

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for a fucking hot dog

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remember we went there whatever

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a fucking hot dog talk I mean come on

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nothing better than a good hot dog

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would you like to talk about it

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are you insinuating I'm gay

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well now I went to Portillo's yesterday

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got two hot dogs in an order of fries

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damn that's fucking outrageous

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we got a pizza

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we got a piece of cake and a slice of pizza

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and any of that fucking box

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yeah give them a $5 tip

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you tipped them when we went in there

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just because they know me

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you know what I mean they know fucking

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I don't tip them when I pick up

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you threw it in the jar there

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no I put it on my card

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so they spread it amongst the fucking

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fucking working in a pizza place stinks

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how do you know do you work through one

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when he cut his finger

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was it 1982

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it was working in Soparo's pizza

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it was a wild fucking west basically

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his finger was fucked up

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dude he could get like a thing

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you tend to make a mark

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of it because it couldn't straighten out

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they reconnected it and that's what happened

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it was a bad deal for him

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yeah it was like

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this fucking guy got fucking shrimp finger up

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it was all curled up

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but he still managed to play the guitar

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like he was fucking with Jerry Garcia

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he had four fingers right

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he said you're the only one who knows what that means

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they were there

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so the Pontiac didn't make it

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but that's right though

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he was a funny duddy guy

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remember he had those dorky by vocals

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kid from England I was in the band with him

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little nicky in the perverts

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and Nick still didn't have a shirt on

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in the workroom and I was singing about

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what were they singing about again Joey

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he was going to remind us

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motherfucker and you know

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and then he gets sexual

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oh so we're probably sitting right above him

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in the kitchen

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it was one of the first times Denison Maureen came over

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and the next day

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mom was like I am so

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embarrassed

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you guys what the hell

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you know she was

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she was fucking pissed

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Nick was just fucking

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you know stream of profanity

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but they were the coolest couple you want to know

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how old was he though

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we were young

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we were young we've known them

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he's talking about getting sexual

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40 years we've known them

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you know over 40 years

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they were in our life

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it was the first time they came over

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I met him

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even before he was married

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to Maureen

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they might have just been married

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but he was a crazy guy

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oh my god

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who's that? Dennis

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our husband

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he was cool as shit

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he still is

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yeah he did a lot of crazy shit

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oh my gosh

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we probably shouldn't use names

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we just won't say

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we won't say anymore what he did

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we'll blip out his name

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we should have flashcards

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we're still learning big jokes

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we're gonna do everything

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we bleep out those names

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Nick's just gonna stand over in the corner with his shirt off

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with cards reminding us what to do

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he's gonna be a producer

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we should have said the things he did

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he was amazing

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what do you think about life foot?

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oh jeez

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with the laughing stock of the country

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are you kidding?

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somebody gets murdered on the day she gets

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pushed out that cop

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which is the last time it's happened in how long

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you know what I mean that's pretty fucking sad

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18 years old the guy killed them

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18

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in front of a bunch of school kids

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and shit

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and you know what that neighborhood

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was a strong

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strong neighborhood years ago

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and what happened there

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the blacks never came in there

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it was taken over by the Mexicans

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in spanish

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but a different you know a hard working

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people in there

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if you see videos or drone or something

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you see the neighborhoods clean you know what I mean

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the guy lived two blocks from where he got killed

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you know

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so it was a heavily

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a white

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nice beautiful single family dwellings

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years ago when

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we were really young Danny and I

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we worked for a company

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a company called California's Best

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it was a home juice delivery company

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remember home juice delivery?

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liquid juice?

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orange juice, pineapple

368
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went right to the door

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what year was this?

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let's see now

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this has got to be

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shit

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it's got to be 50

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57, 56

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around in there

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and the home juice delivery was a huge

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industry there was a company called

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home juice

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years ago they still sell it in the store

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I'll bet they do

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and their whole premise was

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you know you go I count

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like overwice they deliver that shit

384
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exactly but this was you come

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you put your empty out there

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you got the pre-ordered

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or if he wants extra

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so Danny and I

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were route builders

390
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you know what I mean

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we would go to

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like cold calling like Alex is doing but not that sophisticated

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the deal was

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you buy this

395
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you buy this talk about trust

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this wouldn't fly today

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today you buy this bottle of juice

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for me for a dollar

399
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and next week we'll deliver one free

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oh shit

401
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but people trusted you back then

402
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the juice is certainly

403
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worth a dollar you're not getting hurt

404
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so him and I would build

405
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you know build a route

406
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before we got our own route

407
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that was the deal until you got your own route

408
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and it was a big

409
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industry you know

410
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delivery was like that

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once the people around this route they're getting juice every fucking day

412
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every and once they call

413
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they come home on vacation

414
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and they're like wow

415
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so the point I'm making

416
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the neighborhood was solid

417
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you can get out on the corner and you're not going to run into

418
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any ethnic group other than

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the white polish people

420
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despite a midway it's a solid area

421
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you know

422
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and now you know it didn't go black

423
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it went to these people you know

424
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spalling is around Kedzie and the 5300 south

425
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it was a very nice

426
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neighbor's the point that I was making

427
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you know it was very nice

428
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but it was a fun

429
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a fun thing to do you know

430
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because he'd be on one side of the street

431
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and I'd be on the other side and you know

432
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I did do it

433
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we were knocking

434
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did you sell your routes or what?

435
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did you build your routes up and then you sold them

436
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no no we worked for a company

437
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we built a route up

438
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and then when you paid your dues

439
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doing that shit then they would give you a route

440
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not necessarily where you were

441
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but most of it was

442
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on all those cottages around the south side

443
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which was a blessing for me

444
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because I got to know Chicago like

445
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you can't believe you know

446
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I had all kinds of opportunities

447
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like that

448
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it was fucking awesome huh right back then

449
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we each had our own truck and we'd be

450
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smashing into one another

451
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we were crazy this guy Danny I still see him

452
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I talked to him he calls me

453
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he lives in Michigan City

454
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I was his best man and I went there

455
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for a surprise 80th birthday party

456
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about four years ago

457
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exactly four years ago because

458
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they were all basketball stars

459
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when we were kids we would go visit them

460
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and we would go to the park

461
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and all they would want to do is play basketball

462
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and they were like what the fuck is wrong

463
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with you know me and Nick

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they'd be like what the fuck is wrong with these two

465
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they can't play basketball

466
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so all they do is play music

467
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he's like a celebrity

468
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in Michigan City everybody

469
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knows him because his kids played

470
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he played a some

471
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ball too but one of his

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sons was in a European League you know

473
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so he lives in Breeze

474
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basketball he's about 6'3

475
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that's a big dude

476
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we look like

477
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kids are taller though right Jeff

478
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imagine if we go to the bad dude

479
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he's got 1 9 7

480
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7 7

481
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6 7

482
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at the birthday party was like

483
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the basement of a restaurant

484
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and the guy could not straighten up

485
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and he was like over here he'd have to be ducking down

486
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
in this little spot you know

487
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
this fucking thing is like

488
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
very sure I mean he's 6 7

489
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
no yeah but he had to

490
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this is only like

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6 11

492
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he had to be

493
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he'd feel even though he'd just be making it

494
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he'd feel like

495
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you think this ceiling is 6 11

496
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yeah because

497
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with the drop no

498
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that's no 6

499
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I want to go

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maybe 6 5

501
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6 6

502
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because here's the thing the PA

503
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speakers are 7 feet tall

504
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and I got to put him in between the fucking

505
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oh so you're putting him between

506
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the false ceiling so yeah there's 6 5

507
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how much is sticking up in there

508
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a couple inches

509
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about 3 4 fucking inches

510
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but that was a yeah

511
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the point is that was a very nice neighborhood

512
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and that's a bad thing to happen

513
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
to that guy who's that

514
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that policeman that guy

515
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and you know what

516
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
he shot the guy in the mouth

517
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I'm sure once the guy recovers

518
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
he'll be suing them for disfiguring

519
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his face he shot

520
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him a couple times on the ground didn't he

521
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I don't know

522
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
he was on the ground yeah so

523
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it was a good shot and he was having a domestic

524
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
beef with his girlfriend who is 37

525
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and he's 18

526
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it's like he's going out with his mother

527
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the bitch is probably younger

528
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I mean probably

529
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and you know what

530
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
domestics are the number one killer of

531
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you know I remember

532
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cops coming in the shooter

533
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telling me stories you know

534
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
this one guy Teddy was a Greek guy

535
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he was a

536
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he was a fucking maniac you know nervous

537
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
wreck

538
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he said if I had a rookie growing on the domestic

539
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I would put him in front of

540
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you said he was a shield

541
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
he was like here you go rookie

542
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
and what he would do too

543
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
he would he would hawk shoes

544
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you know my closeouts

545
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
and shit like that I would give to him

546
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
because he also took cash for

547
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
these trucks remember

548
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
the cusher trucks used to go around dairy

549
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
something or other

550
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you remember the cusher trucks

551
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
you remember the bells ringing

552
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like an ice cream truck

553
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
yeah yeah they didn't sell

554
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hard ice cream they sold that shit

555
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
so

556
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I forget the name of the company but he would

557
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take the cash when all the drivers came

558
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in and he'd be selling them shoes

559
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
you know he was pretty enterprising

560
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but he would say how he

561
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
hated the domestic he said I'd rather go out

562
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on the shooting cus if the guy

563
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
don't get you the girl might

564
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
you gotta watch out you should change your fucking mind on your

565
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
they'll turn on you you mind me

566
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
you know there are you know what's going on

567
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
he comes out with a fucking butter knife and you catch one right in the shank

568
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oh my god yeah it's crazy

569
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
so big joe you still in the shoe store

570
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
yeah my gosh

571
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yeah but I did

572
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10,000 things before I got there

573
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well when I got out of the service

574
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this is an interesting one

575
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
because

576
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
I became and you guys

577
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
are too young for this too there used to be

578
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
a debit insurance man

579
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
who would come to your house on a

580
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
bi-monthly or monthly

581
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
period and collect the premiums

582
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
okay you know what I mean

583
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
instead of the mail hand collect them

584
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
hand collect the book like this

585
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
it was the size of a phone book

586
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
they used to give you for the like your car

587
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
payment you say of that

588
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
exactly but I'm coming to the house

589
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
in the interim I'm looking around

590
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
to see if any little kids are growing up

591
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
and say oh does Mike have insurance

592
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
now you know I'm peddling

593
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
cus that's why I make my money

594
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
you know so but the point I'm making

595
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
I got to see

596
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
a mixture of homes because I'm in their houses

597
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
you know you went door to door

598
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
well wherever my customer was

599
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I went there you know

600
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
I could smell in the hall always what they're having

601
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
for dinner you know it was so cool

602
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
and there was blacks and there was

603
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
whites and there was Mexican

604
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
and I remember things like

605
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
the potbelly stove

606
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
and the hot steel

607
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
iron they're using the black girl lady

608
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
is going to straighten out her little girl's

609
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
hair you know so just like

610
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
we're sitting talking here and she's over there

611
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
and I'm sitting over here and just as casual

612
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
as we're talking you know

613
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I'm watching her

614
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
put that thing in her hair you know what I mean

615
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
so I mean I'm in the

616
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
I got to meet

617
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
in my time I've been to gypsy's houses

618
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
oh you gotta watch out for them

619
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I got on there you know because of the

620
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
shoot sir they were amazing

621
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
amazing a group of people

622
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
but I got to see all

623
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
shifty though pardon me

624
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
shifty oh come on

625
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
but

626
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
so on the rest of K that they're easily

627
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
to manipulate you know what I mean

628
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
it's like

629
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
I had them well under control

630
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
first of all when they walked in

631
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
the shoot sir I took the price

632
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
off the box you know

633
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
and I jacked it up fifty bucks because they're

634
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
going to chop me down you know so it was

635
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
a big song and dance but anyways

636
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
with this insurance job

637
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
on rainy days you had to go door to door

638
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
and get new customers you know

639
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
so I would

640
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
go door to door in

641
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Cabrini green

642
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
my hand to God

643
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
if I'm lying I'm dying

644
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
no days you'd have to be scared anywhere in the city

645
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
it didn't matter you know

646
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
these guys were home during the day they were easy

647
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
to sell

648
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
but they were lapsed to premium you know what I mean

649
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
and then I would get charged back I made

650
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
a lot of money and

651
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
we had two rates

652
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
basically premium a thing

653
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
twenty five hundred

654
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
if you die loss of limb fifteen hundred

655
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
one of the kids could run over you know

656
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
it covered all the bases you know

657
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
and it's ninety nine cents a week the guy's

658
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
going you know what I mean so you gotta

659
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
get as many weeks out of them as you can

660
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
you know you can't get five weeks

661
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
as well we need five weeks you're walking out

662
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
with you know two dollars if you're you know what I mean

663
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
because they're going to kick out

664
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
because in two or three weeks they're not

665
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
the picture is gone

666
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
they're not going to pay

667
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
one of the kids gets run over I don't care

668
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
that much

669
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
you know but it was

670
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
the point I make though I'm soliciting

671
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
well let's mouth the feed right

672
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I'm soliciting in

673
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
in a black all black building

674
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
it was all black at that time and if I was

675
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
in a Spanish neighborhood and I will always

676
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
say this American national

677
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
your free gift you know it was

678
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
American National Insurance Company

679
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
I gave them a free coloring book it was about

680
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
the best

681
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
so in Mexico they got people to take it

682
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
to Seguro hombre

683
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
insurance man you know I gotta learn a little

684
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
talk and speak in Spanish

685
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
to get your money

686
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
so you know so that was a great

687
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
experience and I got to be in these

688
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
people's homes you know the Polish people

689
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
whose back porch is our bleach from

690
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
scrubbing them you know ours was

691
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
painted gray they had no more paint

692
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
on the stairs they were just

693
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
bleach from scrubbing them they were

694
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
amazing you could put

695
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
without a doubt you put your food down

696
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
to clean it up the swale tooth on the steps

697
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
so it was like a little bowl

698
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
it was a pretty soup man

699
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
awesome

700
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
so it was so cool doing

701
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
that stuff and now it's happening in real

702
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
time I don't think it's cool but it was cool

703
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
and I'm sure I tell you this story you

704
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
being a cat person I'm going in the

705
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
hallway I'm coming up an

706
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
enclosed hallway and

707
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
right at the apex of where the ceiling

708
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
is the guy put a flat

709
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
board and a couple of

710
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
plants and shit up there you know what I mean

711
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
so I got a you don't know what I mean

712
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm going up the stairs

713
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
and now as I come to

714
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
a certain portion where

715
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
the second landing comes down

716
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
he put a shelf there

717
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
so he could put

718
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
maybe a plant tomatoes or some

719
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
bullshitter or whatever no no tomatoes

720
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
it's a dark it's not

721
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
it's not getting any light a day

722
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
so I'm going up the stairs and I'm in

723
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
my thought and I got my big book on my hand

724
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
and here the cat

725
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
was hiding up there jumps on

726
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
he comes at me I whacked

727
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
with the book he slams

728
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
against the wall and slides down

729
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I turn around and leave I'm not going to be

730
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
what are you going to do

731
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I don't even know how that turned out I never

732
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
seen the little jag off again you know

733
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
they got nine lives for sure

734
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I certainly used one of them up

735
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
no because I whacked that sucker

736
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
it was like a cartoon

737
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
he hit the wall and slid down

738
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
he attacked you he came at you what are you going to do

739
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
you know is she a person that is

740
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
that bad cat

741
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
no I mean with the fucking little ass

742
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
claws they

743
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
you got rabies shots and shit

744
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
they don't know they're that small

745
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
I know

746
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
they're fucking slice you up in shit

747
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
yeah fucking cut the fuck out of you

748
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
man little bastard I hate cats

749
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
not a cat cat

750
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
so I kind of love Chicago

751
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
because of those reasons you know

752
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
getting to see all that shit it was a

753
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
it was a nice place to grow up

754
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
man

755
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
and also this is

756
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
it was even great when I was a little boy

757
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
it was it was still nice

758
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
he'd been in his little ass

759
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
old car you know with the ding

760
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I was out there by himself

761
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
he's like three or something

762
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
or maybe four hours and hours

763
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
and he'd go up and down the whole side of the house

764
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
he'd be on the corner all the

765
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
people don't they

766
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
they all knew

767
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
it was never a neighborhood

768
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
was starting to change

769
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
he couldn't insert that in there

770
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
but the thing was

771
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
it was a fine time

772
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
it wasn't this what's going on here

773
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
what's going on right now

774
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I don't want to get into politics but I don't want to mention

775
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
any names Obama it's not fucking

776
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
politics I mean people are killing people

777
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
right that's what it boils down

778
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
everybody's it's not centralized

779
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
in any one area anymore

780
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
you know what I mean like it goes everywhere

781
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
and people are gonna fucking

782
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
why would you want to pay that much money

783
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
to live somewhere where it's just a shit

784
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
oh my gosh

785
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
so the thing is with my dad

786
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
you know when I would talk to him

787
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I can't even imagine what it was like

788
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
like you guys listening to me

789
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
you have no idea what it was like

790
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
like grandpa had a horse and shit

791
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
yeah yeah

792
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
he had a little iron and his dad

793
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
was a peddler

794
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
they go down the alleys

795
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
and they're selling produce

796
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
and there's another guy picking up

797
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
it's a ragged

798
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
an old iron

799
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
ragged a lot

800
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I never understood the years I'd be listening

801
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
like this I found

802
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
ragged an old iron

803
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
ragged a lot

804
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
ragged an old iron that's what he sold

805
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
no that's what he's collecting

806
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
he'll take paper

807
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
he'll take a wrapper

808
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
it was after the war

809
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
you threw nothing away

810
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
the cans when you got a bowl of soup

811
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
you took the other end of the can off

812
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
smashed it down

813
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
put the two lids inside and tied them in bundles

814
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
because we were losing this tin

815
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
that's why they took the nickel out of the nickel

816
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
I had

817
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
they replaced it with silver

818
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
I sold those nickels for like 8 cents each

819
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
because of the contents of the silver

820
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
so

821
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
everything was just

822
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
there just wasn't anything around

823
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
they had paper drives at school

824
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
you brought newspapers you know

825
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
it was a different time

826
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
it was amazing the closeness of the can

827
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
now we just give money to everybody

828
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
oh my god

829
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
you can't sustain yourself

830
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
I thought it was a story because the statute of limitations

831
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
has run out many many years ago

832
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
allegedly

833
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
when the story is over I'll say that again

834
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
the story was the tail end

835
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
of the ice box

836
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
you know what I mean

837
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
people were getting electric

838
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
the actual ice box

839
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
yeah with the fucking square

840
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
and dry ice in

841
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
no no no no no no dry ice

842
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
it was a square of fucking ice

843
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
the guy would have

844
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
say this card here

845
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
you'd put it like it's a second story

846
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
you'd have a 5, a 10, a 25

847
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
and a 50

848
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
designating the amount of pounds of ice you want

849
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
you follow what I'm saying

850
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
so this guy isn't deadheading it up there

851
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
on his back

852
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
he's got a leather thing over his shoulder

853
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
with ice

854
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
no no no that's just to protect him and he gets a thong

855
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
with one

856
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
not even both things like this he was able to

857
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
and put it on his back and he'd hump it up

858
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
the second floor

859
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
one block like the three stooges

860
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
yeah just like

861
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
yeah yeah yeah

862
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
it was on the fucking stooge

863
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
so if you remember our old house

864
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
as you walked out there was like

865
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
a ledge

866
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
a banister there but it was bricked in

867
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
yeah yeah

868
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
well that used to be a slider where the ice would go

869
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
oh no shit

870
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
and then it pushed it down and you opened it on the other side

871
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
when you come home

872
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
he's not waiting around

873
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
so then it was a big industry

874
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
ice trucks going down the alley

875
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
when you're kiddin' the summer

876
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
and you needed this shit

877
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
if you had food in your icebox

878
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
right right

879
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
the problem was

880
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
you had to have discipline

881
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
no water you don't need water but it's going to create water

882
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
yeah you gotta discipline empty the water

883
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
you gotta drip pans you can't be negligent

884
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
cause you can't run right to the floor

885
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
you can't run piping like we do or have a drain

886
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
exactly

887
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Bessie still had one

888
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
the freezer

889
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
that's the only one I knew

890
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
my aunt had one but she just got a refrigerator

891
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
we always were fortunate enough

892
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I don't remember

893
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
always having an electric refrigerator

894
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
which is crazy imagine

895
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
that switchin' over from fuckin'

896
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I mean

897
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
to have power to your house all of a sudden

898
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
you don't have to bring ice up

899
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
it's amazing

900
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
absolutely amazing but that's just that one

901
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
novel change

902
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
changes everything

903
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
step forward and let along the light

904
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
at the turn of the century

905
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
you had to

906
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
fuckin'

907
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
chop pieces of wood

908
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
and get a fire going to get the hot water going

909
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
so everyone could take a bath

910
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
or a shower

911
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
well yeah there was no gas back then

912
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
no there was gas but everybody didn't have it

913
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
you know

914
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
we had it to the stove we didn't have a hot water

915
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
we had a hot water tank but

916
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
it was set up when I

917
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
make a fire in this little stove

918
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
somehow it hits the water in the tank

919
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I don't know exactly how it worked

920
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
but that was my job

921
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
so that was pretty awesome

922
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
but now back to the coal

923
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
now the change is coming

924
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
and you could actually go to

925
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
a place and get out of your car

926
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
and walk over there

927
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
there's a coal bin at Dave's house in Elgin

928
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
a coal bin

929
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
if somebody had it in their basement

930
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
yeah he's gonna get it

931
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
you had to have him to keep the dust down

932
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
and then he went right in the basement of the big buildings

933
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
you couldn't go down there

934
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
so what was I saying

935
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
I was saying the coal

936
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
oh right

937
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
now they also have places where you could go

938
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
get your own ice

939
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
you get out of your car

940
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
you go there you put the money in the slot

941
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
push it in and a block of ice will come out

942
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
it wouldn't shoot out

943
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
a leather flap

944
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
the ice comes out

945
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I've seen one of them on a movie

946
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
you don't want to put a little billy in front of that thing

947
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
he's a goner

948
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
so now the company

949
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
was Jefferson Ice Company

950
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
in the winter time

951
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
they delivered oil

952
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
because now only rich people had oil

953
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
we had coal when we moved

954
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
that's where my rabbits

955
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
would go to

956
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
have babies and shit in there

957
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
they delivered a coal to Don

958
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
they'd smash them

959
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
my dad killed one in the door

960
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
what was the fuck that thing doing

961
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I think I'm gonna respond to this stupid

962
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
so now you got

963
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
the scenario

964
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
the piece of ice comes out

965
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
and then they got some right on

966
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
flush with the sidewalk

967
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
you could just

968
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
pull up in your car on Lake Street where the

969
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
elevator is above it

970
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
the L run on above it

971
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
a dark scene beautiful

972
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
and then they got one there

973
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
they've got them around the city

974
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
so

975
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
I don't know how this came about

976
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
and how I was the designated guy

977
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
but I was designated to go

978
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
up the chute

979
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
of the elevator now

980
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
you could imagine what all of this ice

981
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
what it's doing to this wooden chute

982
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
it's splintered it's soak and wet

983
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
so you got a

984
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
weasel up there

985
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
a little rat to get in there

986
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
and then you get the runway you got designated

987
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
right I was a little guy

988
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I wasn't even 10

989
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I wasn't even 10

990
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
so now

991
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
child labor it works

992
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
so I go up there

993
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I was

994
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I was

995
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
so I would crawl up the chute

996
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
make sure no cars are around nobody's coming

997
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
crawl up the chute and get myself

998
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
behind it and I had myself

999
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
a small crowbar

1000
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Jimmy opened the door

1001
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
how small of a crowbar cause you were a little guy

1002
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
so you get down

1003
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
you know there's little hands

1004
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Jojo think about it he's like this

1005
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
he's got a little crowbar

1006
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
this has got to be 40

1007
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
where do you go buy a baby crowbar

1008
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
47 or 48

1009
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
what store sells that

1010
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
so I go up there and I get the thing

1011
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I open it up and I get the money

1012
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I have no idea how much money

1013
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
it was I don't even remember

1014
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
the other guy all I remember

1015
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
is getting out of my house

1016
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
and going to this thing here I thought it was

1017
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
a big clandestine thing

1018
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
so now I'm branching out

1019
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I'm going to go to this other one on Lake Street

1020
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
somebody would ride me

1021
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
on the bike

1022
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
and then

1023
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
he's supposed to be out there

1024
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
on the handlebars

1025
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
but bar on the side you would sit

1026
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
side saddle like you know

1027
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
I remember one time my brother was riding

1028
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
me we were going to Grandin Harlem

1029
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
from when we lived on Hamlin Avenue

1030
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
this is like a day trip

1031
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
my leg falls asleep

1032
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
my shoe falls out I don't know it

1033
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
it falls off my dad's gun

1034
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
now he's going to kill me I'm going to go home with one shoe

1035
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
but I digress

1036
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
so this is a nice little

1037
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
cottage engine streaming getting my money

1038
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
and I'm actually buying toys

1039
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
that's how young I am

1040
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I'm not going everybody pizza

1041
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I bought myself a pair of nice

1042
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Tom Mix Gun set

1043
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
you know what I mean

1044
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
shot the round caps

1045
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
not the script one

1046
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
you get killed with that

1047
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
miss firing those you had

1048
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
six and two of them they were beautiful

1049
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
I'm sure my dad must have sold them

1050
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
but so now

1051
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I'm doing this one on Lake Street

1052
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
and this is right the sidewalk

1053
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
is right there and it's kind of a low

1054
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
shoot you know

1055
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
a dangerous situation

1056
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
the scenario was so I go up there

1057
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
and I do it I did my thing

1058
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
I jimmy it open I get my coins

1059
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
a lot of coins you know

1060
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
and

1061
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I'm coming out of the thing

1062
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
and I push open the flap

1063
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
and right in my face

1064
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
is a dog

1065
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
a big dog with a man

1066
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
attached to it you know

1067
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
the dog was so stunned

1068
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
seeing me the little

1069
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Jagoff was locked in time

1070
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
you know he couldn't even move

1071
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
out of the shoot and I took off

1072
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
running in the guy was like

1073
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
what the hell

1074
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
how about you get away with that

1075
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
again I don't know the amount

1076
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
but that is amazing because I mean

1077
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I think it's supposed to dispense ice

1078
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
kids are coming out you know

1079
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
and it's 15 and a nickel

1080
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
and 20 cents there's a lot of dimes

1081
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
and nickels it's heavy

1082
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
and you've got very few solid

1083
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
quarters you know I mean

1084
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
because you could put a mix of change until

1085
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
you come out you know

1086
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
there's no dollar bills in it it's all

1087
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
change it's heavy

1088
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
you thought you had the whirl on the string

1089
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
and then remember being on top of the garage

1090
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
you know I supposed to be in bed now

1091
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I crawl out I

1092
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I lived I slipped

1093
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
in an attic of

1094
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
where we lived you know

1095
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
and at night

1096
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
it'd be so hot in there

1097
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
at night I would crawl out over this peak

1098
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
portion to get to the

1099
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
roof the flat part

1100
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
over the porch

1101
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
and I'd sleep there my brother

1102
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
and I by myself

1103
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
how high was it

1104
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
it was the first floor

1105
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
10 feet if you felt it

1106
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
yeah maybe 15 feet

1107
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
you're gonna get hurt

1108
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
that's still enough to dive

1109
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
so now I discovered I could take it

1110
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
a step further and shimmy down

1111
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
the roof under the railing

1112
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
and then I'm out

1113
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
they think I'm sleeping

1114
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
now I'm

1115
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
8 9 or 10

1116
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I'm telling you

1117
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I was like a throwaway

1118
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
was like they had enough kids

1119
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
so now I remember being

1120
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
on top of the garage that my dad

1121
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
was building and giving up

1122
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
the money whoever the other guy was

1123
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
and I still didn't fuck whoever was

1124
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
yeah I did the crawling motherfucker

1125
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
where were you when I came out of the shoe

1126
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I'm a long way from home

1127
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
on Lake Street

1128
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
that's not the fun

1129
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
and in those days

1130
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
if you were out late and you're wandering

1131
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
the cops would stop you

1132
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
really? yeah they say something to you

1133
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
you knew which cars the guy was an asshole

1134
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
you know so you kind of avoid them

1135
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
so tight knit and you kind of like

1136
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
there were what? tight knit sort of

1137
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
you know what I mean? very much so

1138
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
the cops would patrol one they were beat cops

1139
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
technically yeah well they weren't beat

1140
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
but they were

1141
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
like when you came out of the shoe

1142
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
and the dog was there

1143
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
where the fuck was your friend that was on the bike

1144
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
exactly

1145
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
if he was there for the splitting area

1146
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
you know what I mean?

1147
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
he didn't say hey

1148
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I remember his name but I can't remember

1149
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
the guy wasn't even a telly and his name was Jerry Sharkey

1150
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
he was a bad kid

1151
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
he was a fucking name like Jerry

1152
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I mean come on

1153
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
if you're married

1154
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
if you're married

1155
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
and Ante Arlene had a crush on the guy

1156
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
this guy?

1157
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Ante Arlene had a crush on Jerry

1158
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
sounds like he's got a mom tattoo

1159
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
not again I said

1160
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
maybe four years older than me

1161
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
thinks he could really take advantage of me

1162
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
14 year old making a 10 year old

1163
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
setting up a shoot for change

1164
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
and then I come back when I to get in

1165
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
not really I mean you gotta take advantage of

1166
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
your labor I mean

1167
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
and in the middle it wasn't my idea

1168
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
well no that's what I'm saying

1169
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I think he can go along with it

1170
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
he's gonna be like no and then they're gonna kick his ass

1171
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
he probably got sent up there by someone when he was a kid

1172
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I don't know I think he was in

1173
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
reform school

1174
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I mean he was

1175
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
fucking name like Sharkey

1176
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
just mention the name to Ante Arlene

1177
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
you don't know exactly who you're talking about

1178
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
he lived in the building on the corner

1179
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
you know from me

1180
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
but I mean to do that

1181
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
when I think about that

1182
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
putting my life in jeopardy

1183
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
it was so stupid

1184
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
if a block of ice came down while I'm in the shoe

1185
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
you would have been fucking smashed

1186
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
the momentum that just

1187
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
crushed her ass off

1188
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I've been smashed

1189
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
the ice is behind me

1190
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I don't even know how far it's coming from

1191
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
it's a big ice house

1192
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
this ice is being made as we speak

1193
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
and it was clear nice shit

1194
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
it wasn't that cloudy stuff

1195
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
yeah it was nice ice

1196
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
and in the summer you try to get

1197
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
a piece of ice while he's up there making

1198
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
his delivery you couldn't cut it

1199
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
like he could you know

1200
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
he'd go ding ding ding ding

1201
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
and the big thing would fall apart you know

1202
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
because he's weighing it he looks at the sign

1203
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
he weighs it up you know and knows how much

1204
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
he's got to bring up there

1205
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
I have no idea what it was a pound

1206
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
but that was the tail end of that

1207
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
here comes electric now

1208
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I mean gas

1209
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
and electric refrigerators

1210
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
the old refrigerators were so stupid

1211
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
we were in Newport

1212
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Bieston Vanderbilt built a house out there

1213
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
that

1214
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
one guy the news guy is a family

1215
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Vander

1216
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Anderson Cooper

1217
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
he's a badass tank

1218
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Gloria Vanderbilt

1219
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
and his yeah

1220
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
their grandparent

1221
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
her granddad built a house out there

1222
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
to turn of the century

1223
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I mean it's absolutely

1224
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
but he wasn't sure this new

1225
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
fangled electric thing

1226
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
so he put both electric

1227
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
and gas running to all the

1228
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
oh Jesus

1229
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
he didn't know if it was going to take hold

1230
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
every fixture's got dual

1231
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
setup yeah like okay

1232
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
dual purpose isn't that something

1233
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
he didn't know if this new thing would like to go out there

1234
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
I mean imagine the money that would have

1235
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
fucking come out of the standard

1236
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
but it's a beautiful fixture

1237
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
it's amazing but he was probably thinking

1238
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I'm building this beautiful house if this electricity

1239
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
thing doesn't catch on

1240
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I better have the gas

1241
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
he didn't have enough faith

1242
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
in the thing you think a man that bright

1243
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
was that new though

1244
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
gas in front of the house

1245
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
and the old lamps that would be

1246
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
on the street side oh man

1247
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
the bulbs will burn out do you remember those

1248
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
well no I don't know where you saw that

1249
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
that city never had that that was after my time

1250
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
we had one right in front of our house

1251
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
that was like

1252
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
and our property it was like a lamp

1253
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
on your property somebody that was a

1254
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
personal touch yeah

1255
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
they just out in the room

1256
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
not gas it was gas

1257
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
it was gas you had to have gas

1258
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I might have saw gas lamps

1259
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
in Germany I'm sure

1260
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
because they did

1261
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
you know I was so fucked up

1262
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
and drunk and everything I don't know exactly

1263
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
but it's a good chance I did

1264
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
because they might have said hey look at that it's

1265
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
old time and I was like

1266
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
wow you know what sucks is

1267
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
they didn't have I had a fucking flip

1268
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
phone back in those days when I was going

1269
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
to no camera yeah you know

1270
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
which is good

1271
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
yeah but it would have been nice to have some pictures

1272
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
from that yeah it stirs up memories

1273
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
on my phone what comes up

1274
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
is uh five years ago

1275
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
yeah yeah I like

1276
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
the memories and I like that

1277
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I mean I just got one popped up

1278
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
my israel trip that's so cool

1279
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I just learned how to fucking turn

1280
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Siri off it's like your phone

1281
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
reminding you to have a here you go

1282
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
these are your good times I'm sick of that

1283
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
I'm listening to me what's that

1284
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Siri it's always gonna listen to

1285
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I we're talking on microphones

1286
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
right now yeah I'm not worried about

1287
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
what I'm worried about

1288
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
what that bitch is listening to but no years ago

1289
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
in the 1850s in the

1290
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
they had lamp lighters

1291
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
they weren't you gotta go around

1292
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
pick up the panel and light you know

1293
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I mean what the hell you know what I mean

1294
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
it's light in the city it's a fucking

1295
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
they weren't that high

1296
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
most of the city was black

1297
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
come night time it was dark

1298
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
so what the river shits in the big

1299
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
parks right like maybe the downtown

1300
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
area they had the lamp lighter come

1301
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
and the park so people could enjoy

1302
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
the park like London

1303
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
London oh my gosh

1304
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
they're probably pretty lit up

1305
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
how the river shit do you know

1306
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
now it is but back in the day I

1307
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
was not this is a lot of darkness

1308
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
if you want river it was in white

1309
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
if you want to be lit up you'll be

1310
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
lit up if you don't want to be lit up

1311
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
you know what I mean

1312
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
the prostitutes that they show

1313
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I kind of like those fucking

1314
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
what's that the fat prostitutes

1315
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
to Jack the Ripper killed

1316
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
how do you know this because I see pictures

1317
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
that I watch all the TV shows

1318
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
about here say or this is what you enjoy

1319
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I don't know

1320
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
they say here's Mary

1321
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Parker he killed her and they show her

1322
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
you know she looks just like

1323
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
a typical

1324
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
street walk I don't know what that means

1325
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
first she said

1326
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
when she was kind of fat they look

1327
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I like them

1328
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
okay the fucking hooker said he killed her

1329
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
there was a weird statement

1330
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
for them Kate

1331
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
like the hooker

1332
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
they're kind of fat

1333
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
they're not like that

1334
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
he's been hanging out at the manhole

1335
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
did you ever see that bitch

1336
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
after she was family the hooker

1337
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
oh yeah yeah the big one

1338
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
oh my gosh she's here

1339
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
what did she say

1340
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
she's like glow job

1341
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
she was in the hospital

1342
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
they wouldn't let him leave

1343
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
the man had to pick him up

1344
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
and she said her kid is at the school

1345
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
she goes to the board meeting

1346
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
she blows the principle

1347
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
she blows the principle

1348
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
oh my gosh that is hysterical

1349
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
that program

1350
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
it's very funny

1351
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
it's so great and it's the guy's life

1352
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
you know

1353
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
his dad was born

1354
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
the dad's born in 1937

1355
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
so he's talking about his dad

1356
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
all that in the past

1357
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
then when his dad finally comes

1358
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
and visits and then dies

1359
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
the guy's probably

1360
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
yeah

1361
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
which was like grandpa Joe

1362
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
yeah

1363
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
did you

1364
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
yeah

1365
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
yeah that was weird

1366
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
all that trouble

1367
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
but that's

1368
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
that's not alone

1369
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
there's a lot of people that are like that

1370
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
it's a tough one

1371
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
but it's a good program

1372
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
that guy on the F is for family

1373
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
it was not about his dad

1374
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
you know how his dad screwed him up

1375
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I mean Jesus

1376
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
what is fucking hilarious everybody's parents

1377
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
in their 70s

1378
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
dad's make their kids flinch

1379
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
oh my gosh

1380
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
oh my gosh

1381
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
he gets like 5 or 6 years old

1382
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
oh my gosh

1383
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
his dad's got like 3 ripped tops of fucking old style

1384
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I don't know where he can peel them back

1385
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
and he just make them flinch

1386
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
oh my god

1387
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
little kids making cocktails and shit

1388
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
9, 10 years old

1389
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
they're crazy

1390
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
first motorcycle accident I saw was at

1391
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
a family party

1392
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
with my mom's

1393
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
friend

1394
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
and he was way too lit

1395
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
went to do a wheelie and just smashed on

1396
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
really

1397
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
with an old 80's

1398
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
bike with a sissy bar on the back

1399
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
did everyone did he get hurt

1400
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
and shit

1401
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
that's a lot of machines

1402
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
it was hilarious

1403
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
and then my mom's like

1404
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
never ride a motorcycle

1405
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
those sissy bars really hold you

1406
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
like limbs

1407
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
yeah

1408
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
it's hilarious though

1409
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
how things were

1410
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
so dangerous and now everything's

1411
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
so safe technically right

1412
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
to some extent

1413
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
I mean

1414
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
can't hit kids anymore right

1415
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
I don't know where I saw it

1416
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
but everybody's

1417
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
dumber is what it is

1418
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
well now here's it

1419
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
for instance with today

1420
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
we just take the playgrounds

1421
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
and back then

1422
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
we had a thing called the monkey bars

1423
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
sure it's literally

1424
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
all pipes did you have that

1425
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
yeah now this

1426
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
this has got to be out

1427
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
don't you remember

1428
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
do we have it out here yeah

1429
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
don't you remember we go to the school and fuck around

1430
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
in the monkey bars

1431
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
it's out school

1432
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
they don't have it there anymore

1433
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
they also had this

1434
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
but a high slide

1435
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
which it took me

1436
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
a long time maybe a couple of

1437
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
signers before I had the balls

1438
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
to go up there

1439
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
but it was two pipes Joe

1440
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
with no

1441
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
two big pipes nothing in the middle

1442
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
you just straddle it like this

1443
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
you couldn't fall through it unless you're a complete jerk

1444
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
you know

1445
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
but I mean you flew down

1446
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
that sucker you know what I mean

1447
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
now couldn't you imagine

1448
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
something like that today

1449
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
they specified everybody

1450
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I could

1451
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
that would be cool

1452
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
they had the regular slide with a couple of jag off

1453
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
little dips you know

1454
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
and you stop because it wasn't

1455
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
it wasn't fair

1456
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
it wasn't stupid

1457
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
and then they had the big one

1458
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
with the pipes

1459
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
just the stairs

1460
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
just the stairs alone are brutal

1461
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
so like stairs and then two pipes holding the slide

1462
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
the two pipes out of slide

1463
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
they're just running out

1464
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
and high bars like trapeze

1465
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
so you gotta get all the way on the top

1466
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
stair to get your legs down there

1467
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I mean you're high now

1468
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
they should have had an age limit

1469
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
I know I was too young

1470
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
you're fucking committed now

1471
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
you ain't going anywhere you couldn't get me

1472
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
you need a fireman to get me down

1473
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
be like a kid coming down those stairs

1474
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I'm scared of heights

1475
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
so and it was

1476
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
just two pipes out politically incorrect

1477
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
and they ran them right into the ground

1478
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
there was no

1479
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
so your feet hit

1480
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
you got up there

1481
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
you're all rattled

1482
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
it was like a death slide

1483
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
it was like a street fucking down

1484
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
how about Uncle John remembers

1485
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I'm a little bit of a dickin

1486
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
he's a few years older me and that's the school

1487
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
he went to so he played in that parking

1488
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I mean that and the playgrounds

1489
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
were all stone gravel

1490
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
oh Jesus Christ

1491
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
you foul you got a skin

1492
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
there's no two ways to put fucking nails in there

1493
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
absolutely

1494
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
and the sandbox which must have held so much disease

1495
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
it was a structure

1496
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
that had a nice roof

1497
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
on it the same as the building where the

1498
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
hot house was where you hung out

1499
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
the hot house because they had heat

1500
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
but the sandbox had this cover on it

1501
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
and so the sand

1502
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
was always moist the bacteria

1503
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
and shit got in there

1504
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
I don't ever remember being

1505
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
exactly you know

1506
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
to keep the cat piss out but

1507
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
I don't know about that you don't want to keep it down

1508
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
you don't want to go in the sandbox because cats are gonna shit in there

1509
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I suppose yeah

1510
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
they like to bury their shit

1511
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
yeah they said homeless people are probably shit

1512
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
and then you get this moisture problem

1513
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
and then what about

1514
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
that other thing you spun around on

1515
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
like a gravatron

1516
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
and get a so fast you'd fly off

1517
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
of it

1518
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
that was a series of pipes

1519
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
and a flat thing

1520
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
yeah

1521
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
and then the other thing where you run around

1522
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
with the rope and they got the big thing

1523
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
and the ropes and you run around and you

1524
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
you take off

1525
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
I mean that's some

1526
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
1952's

1527
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I mean they show a war movie

1528
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
like when they bomb Germany

1529
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
that's what they see

1530
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
the kids are playing with it

1531
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
shit

1532
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
they just like a bomb out

1533
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
they like a bomb out city behind them

1534
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
whatever you are

1535
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
oh here it is

1536
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
you just see like a city

1537
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
bomb out behind them

1538
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I love the rope game

1539
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
what's that big joke

1540
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
I love to watch the old movies because

1541
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Ken Burns shit is good

1542
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
oh my gosh the best

1543
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
those pictures when he was

1544
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
in Oklahoma and all that shit

1545
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
the national parks one was good

1546
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
the baseball one is good

1547
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
prohibition was good

1548
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
the jazz it's all good

1549
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
the thing is

1550
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
yeah it was really good

1551
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
the thing is it's just that people are just

1552
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
they're trying to eliminate the history

1553
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
and if you take your history away

1554
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
you're going to be prone to do the same

1555
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
dumb shit you did

1556
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
history repeats itself

1557
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
exactly

1558
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
how they create a communist country

1559
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
is by erasing the history

1560
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
so you have no memory

1561
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
I mean they're not going to do that

1562
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
I mean that's not going to happen though

1563
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
I mean nowadays you can't do that

1564
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
you're going to be surprised man

1565
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
what do you mean I'd be surprised

1566
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
I mean come on think about it

1567
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
how the hell are we going to forget everything

1568
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
you're not going to remember

1569
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
the kids after us won't if Riley never grows up

1570
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
and sees the statue of Abraham Lincoln

1571
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
he won't know how important it is

1572
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
they would have been looking at porn

1573
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
they would have been looking at history

1574
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
it's so terrible now

1575
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
let me tell you it's rampant

1576
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I remember one you had to be

1577
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
you had to

1578
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
figure out when you were going to do your thing

1579
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
when you were a kid you know what I mean

1580
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
now it's just like on your phone

1581
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
you can do it any avenue

1582
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
you just want to whack your meat you can just do it now

1583
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
before it was like

1584
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
you just fucking do it in front of people

1585
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
you could just fucking start beating it

1586
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
in front of people

1587
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
no you can't that's a fucking felony dude

1588
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
well I mean if you're a child no it's not

1589
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
I mean first of all

1590
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
now that's pretty funny if you got a child to whack off

1591
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
in front of people who's going to get arrested

1592
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
the people watching

1593
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
no I'm just saying

1594
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
the child or the people watching

1595
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
everybody involved

1596
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
everybody's involved

1597
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Mike fucking get locked up

1598
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
it was a wonderful thing

1599
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
I'll tell you that it was a good city

1600
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
we could just go anywhere

1601
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
and you know it's

1602
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
it's just going down down down

1603
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
especially after the war I guess that was really a nice time

1604
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
well I remember even moving here

1605
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
as a kid

1606
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
and being afraid of these kids out here

1607
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
these kids were meaner than the kids in the city

1608
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
of course I knew more kids here maybe

1609
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I was

1610
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
I only knew the kids on our immediate block

1611
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
and shit you know

1612
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
aren't you called I mean back there

1613
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
yeah but they were just

1614
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
nicer kids the kids were meaner out here

1615
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
the thing is you never didn't

1616
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
feel safe right you know

1617
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
now you can't go any

1618
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
some girl got killed in a shopper

1619
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
somebody knifed her or something 24 year old girl

1620
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
well I mean you could have put a bulldog over here

1621
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
you got shot in the head and killed

1622
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
and they had to change it what do you mean shot

1623
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
no it was just a wound

1624
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
she got killed that bulldog

1625
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
yeah she died at bulldogs

1626
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
geez

1627
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
yeah that's why they changed it

1628
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I heard it just got shot

1629
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
no she got killed

1630
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
so once you have a killing in your place you pretty much

1631
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
out of business

1632
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
well I mean I think it was more that they're getting

1633
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
sued and what are you going to do

1634
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
you know what I mean like

1635
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
everybody's so happy now

1636
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
it's like okay some random guy

1637
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
walked they kicked him out

1638
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
came back and started shooting her

1639
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
and then I said I mean you know

1640
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
so he didn't even know the person he killed

1641
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
no man no he went to

1642
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
the I think he might not even

1643
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
have went outside I did not know somebody

1644
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
died are you guys sure no I'm

1645
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
pretty damn sure someone died

1646
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
wow I'm not

1647
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
sure someone died

1648
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
but whatever yeah

1649
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
you can't recover from that

1650
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
well I mean you can to some extent

1651
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I'm not I don't think people

1652
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
want to come in there

1653
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
everybody's scared enough the rarity

1654
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
of though that happening

1655
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
you know what I mean it's like

1656
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
lightning doesn't strike twice and if it does

1657
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
there's something going on with your establishment

1658
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
well you can tell that to the guy who's got

1659
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
the gun pointed at you do your bleep right now

1660
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
beep beep

1661
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
hahahahahahha

1662
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
it was a little late there bud

1663
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
that's alright but yeah you know what I mean

1664
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
you go to the shit and it's like okay

1665
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
everybody's all amped up

1666
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
you know they mean everybody's carrying the gun

1667
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
that's another thing

1668
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
hey we when I lived in Lombard

1669
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
by Jim it with Jimmy

1670
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
there was this bar

1671
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
called Avenue 64 on North Avenue

1672
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
oh yeah there was

1673
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
someone and I was there every fucking

1674
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
night practically picking up some horror

1675
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
because I lived a walking distance

1676
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
from there I

1677
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
would say

1678
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
three times a month

1679
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
at least twice a month someone

1680
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
got stabbed or shot in the vestibule

1681
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
well yeah because it's true

1682
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
it took quite a few fucking

1683
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
stabbings and shootings before they

1684
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
fucking changed the name

1685
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
so not just one

1686
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
it just depends

1687
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
which kind of bar it is like what you're saying

1688
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
yeah I mean at the same time

1689
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
what kind of fucking crowd you were

1690
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
trying to make

1691
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
there's another thing about Chicago

1692
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
now when we were growing up

1693
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
now I'm dating

1694
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Anne-Marie

1695
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
and

1696
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
there was places called Black and Tan

1697
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
on the south side

1698
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
if you wanted to hear jazz these were the

1699
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
only places to go to

1700
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
and I've taken her we've gone

1701
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
to these clubs

1702
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
87th Street this is

1703
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
61, 62

1704
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
right in there

1705
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
but they had all kinds

1706
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
they had the Blue Note downtown

1707
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
they had all kinds of jazz clubs but

1708
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
I was on the south side

1709
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
a couple of downtown but

1710
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
if you want to hear them you'd have to go

1711
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
well I mean you have to travel to find good music

1712
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
but the point I'm making is

1713
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
they're black and white people

1714
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
would I go to 87th Street today

1715
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
no way

1716
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
I wouldn't go to a lot of places

1717
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I mean

1718
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
are you not going to walk into a black joint

1719
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
you can't do that you know it's a different world

1720
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
and it's not even from being white

1721
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
they set us back 50 years

1722
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
it's just about being white it's just about being

1723
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
danger

1724
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
white is not helping they took

1725
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
a survey and

1726
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
49% of the black people

1727
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
are dead set against

1728
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
white

1729
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
you know what I mean so this is not

1730
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
a good

1731
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
thing no but at the same time they're in that little

1732
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
they control their own area

1733
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
you know what I mean like

1734
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
it's not like if they came out here

1735
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
they would have to be dispersed

1736
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
if they're out where they're at they're all concentrated

1737
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
you know what I mean like

1738
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
they're more of a group

1739
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
they can control things

1740
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
they can manipulate things and I'm not being racist

1741
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
you know

1742
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
allegedly

1743
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
supposedly Duke Pan is hard on them

1744
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
but I see some guys getting

1745
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
some light ass sentences well at the same time

1746
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
that's how everything is going right now

1747
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
nobody's getting I mean the seriousness

1748
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
of nothing I mean come on

1749
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
what the fuck did light foot say

1750
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
that uh

1751
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
she didn't get re-elected because everybody's racist

1752
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
because she's a racist and sexist

1753
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
and then she doubled up on all the way

1754
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
there was one white candidate for Chicago

1755
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
was

1756
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
you know what I mean like I'm talking out of turn here

1757
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
she's talking out of her ass

1758
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I'm just saying but I mean I don't know that much

1759
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
but I've read the cliff notes on what's going on

1760
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
and she was

1761
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
everything went up 25%

1762
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
30%

1763
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
but she's

1764
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
her stand is that I turned Chicago

1765
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
around all the guns we took off

1766
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
the street and you know

1767
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
I mean how could you be that

1768
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
he sent the guy Brown

1769
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
put his resignation in well he was

1770
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
63 so

1771
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
by CPD

1772
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
requirements you have to retire

1773
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
at 63 I'll bet there's a

1774
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
dispensation for the higher echelon

1775
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
oh definitely but if you're

1776
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
a street cop maybe but he

1777
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
didn't have to he's got a sweet job

1778
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
oh he's going to be a CEO

1779
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
and insurance company in Texas or COO

1780
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
he's going to be the head

1781
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
company in Texas CEO anything

1782
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
in a fucking company

1783
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
anything we're going to see in front of it

1784
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
if you're a chief you're an operating officer

1785
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
you're doing

1786
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
I mean

1787
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
he started off on the street in Detroit

1788
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
went to Chicago

1789
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
and now he's bumped up to

1790
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
I mean

1791
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
he's got a lot of life's about

1792
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
he started to do these

1793
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
hard jobs and get a cush ass one

1794
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
just completely ripping people off

1795
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
and robbing people

1796
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
or doing everything that's good for yourself right

1797
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
yeah

1798
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
I mean how the hell are cops making all this money

1799
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
like you ever see the 75

1800
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
the

1801
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
yeah yeah

1802
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
the one New York cops you ever see that

1803
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
what's it what is it

1804
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
75 were they stealing

1805
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
crazy

1806
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
yeah

1807
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
just recently

1808
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
these guys they had no fucking rules back then

1809
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
it's like

1810
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
they had double bags

1811
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
of money they were stealing fucking cocaine

1812
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
well that was in my time

1813
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
where the crooks were working with the cops

1814
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
there was a kid

1815
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
the cops were the crooks and this one

1816
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
the cops would work for the crooks

1817
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
they would tell them about

1818
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
the whole thing

1819
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
that's when they cracked down on the police force

1820
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
because they were so out of hand

1821
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
you never got a ticket you just walk up with

1822
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
a 5 or a 10 and throw it

1823
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
in the back there there was a couple of guys

1824
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
putting the book where they

1825
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
a mallet on their dash

1826
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
guilty and they'd find a guy

1827
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
really

1828
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
it was wide open

1829
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
crazy that's when mom

1830
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
when she moved out here

1831
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
they didn't go for that shit

1832
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
she handed the guy a 5 and he's like what the fuck are you doing

1833
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
yeah

1834
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
she was so used to Chicago because

1835
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
I remember going to

1836
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
the airport

1837
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
we were speeding on that entrance park there

1838
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
and Maz in the car and Franks in the car

1839
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
we were going to get out and Maz was going to drive the car home

1840
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
and I'm going like crazy

1841
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
and the

1842
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
the cop gets me pulls out

1843
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
I jumped out of the car

1844
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
I went by the window and I threw

1845
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
20 in his lap and I ran right

1846
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
never said a word to the guy

1847
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
in the car and went

1848
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
right to the fucking airport

1849
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
otherwise I would have missed the flight

1850
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
you're first to him hauling around

1851
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
who are you

1852
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
before you just

1853
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
don't go

1854
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
some of them have a hat in the back

1855
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
you don't want to take it

1856
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
so that's when Uncle Rich

1857
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
was the cop and they brought in a guy

1858
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
from California man

1859
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
he was a tough guy

1860
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
more guys were quitting

1861
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Uncle Rich got off at that point

1862
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I don't know what he did

1863
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
the other guy his pal

1864
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
Mike G.

1865
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
he was a patty wagon driver

1866
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
he loved it

1867
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
because if somebody is dead

1868
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
you go there and you got time to search the house

1869
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
he would tell me where they would pin the money

1870
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
the old Italian ladies

1871
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
and their insider

1872
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
underwear, their little money

1873
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
so all they need is 10 minutes alone

1874
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
yeah they're dead alright

1875
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
in the corner

1876
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
so he made a nice

1877
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
living this guy

1878
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
stealing from the dead

1879
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000
well yeah

1880
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
well actually he was stealing from the dead's family

1881
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
she don't care anymore

1882
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
you know what I mean

1883
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
but he made a nice

1884
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
extra dough

1885
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
so I'm not saying anything about Uncle Rich

1886
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
cause I don't want one thing about him

1887
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
but that was his pal

1888
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
so I don't know

1889
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
but it was wide open

1890
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
it was wide open

1891
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
this guy was

1892
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
and he got shot coming out of

1893
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
26th in California

1894
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
somebody shot him yeah

1895
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
he got wounded and then he disappeared

1896
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
they might have put him in some kind of

1897
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
witness he's probably selling shoes

1898
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
in some other city

1899
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
why would they put him in witness just because

1900
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
the cops were gonna kill him

1901
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
the feds got him

1902
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
cause he turned in all the cops

1903
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
it was like hold the cops

1904
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
the cops were all in on it

1905
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
they knew about the alarms

1906
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
if there's a silent one

1907
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
years ago the alarm just rang

1908
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
in front of the store

1909
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
you know what I mean big deal

1910
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
if the only one that

1911
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
shakes up is the crook you know what I mean

1912
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
so here's what they did one time

1913
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
when we just had that alarm before we went

1914
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
had to get a sophisticated alarm

1915
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
they take and they fill the box

1916
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
with sand

1917
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
the bell box

1918
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
and then they shoot it out

1919
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
with a 357

1920
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
magnum they shoot the alarm out

1921
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
makes no noise at all

1922
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
then they go into the building you know

1923
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
now you gotta get a hook up to ADT

1924
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000
and now you gotta get this

1925
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
so it's getting worse and worse

1926
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
well I mean criminals

1927
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000
have nothing to do just sit around and

1928
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
fucking watch

1929
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
you know what I mean like the kids

1930
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000
when the alarm would go off

1931
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
and mom would not

1932
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000
she didn't want me to go with

1933
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
I'm surprised I took you guys

1934
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
I must have known it was bullshit

1935
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
you said by the time I get there

1936
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
if there's anybody there they're gone

1937
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
yeah

1938
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000
except one time the guy was still in the building

1939
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000
really? yeah

1940
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
so this is funny and mom would always

1941
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
get real nervous when that happened

1942
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
yeah I'm sure

1943
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
I was the first one on the list when the bell went off

1944
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
oh that sucks

1945
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
they contact me

1946
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
so I'm hot footin' it from here

1947
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
which is gonna take me 30 minutes

1948
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000
no matter what

1949
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000
and then I'm surprised

1950
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
I took you guys, jeez

1951
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000
but the one time we go the guy's still in the building

1952
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
okay?

1953
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
he cut through the ceiling and the circle in the back

1954
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
there was like three ceilings

1955
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
the roof

1956
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
the regular thing and then a drop ceiling

1957
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
that we built like the structure inside this

1958
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
and he cuts through all of that shit

1959
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000
and

1960
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000
man

1961
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000
he goes and he must have watched or something

1962
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
he cuts off some alarm

1963
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000
but I have two different settings

1964
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
you know I have

1965
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
remember when I had underneath the thing there

1966
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
it was like a camouflage

1967
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
and then I had the aisles

1968
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I had mats in the aisles so if you went on them

1969
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
oh like pads? like pressure pads and shit

1970
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
yeah

1971
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
so it was pretty well hooked up

1972
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
but now this mooch is still in the building

1973
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
and

1974
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
where the hell is he?

1975
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
in the cops this is the conversation

1976
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
well he's in the vents you know the vents were big

1977
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
like this

1978
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
he's in the vents and the guy's well go up after him

1979
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
he said fuck you I just got my pants out of the cleaners

1980
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
you know this is the conversation

1981
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
yeah I love it

1982
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
okay call a canine

1983
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
here comes the dog

1984
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
you gotta be a small guy to get into those vents too

1985
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
not exactly big

1986
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
well this guy's gonna stay there until he stars at that

1987
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
and then he goes in and get him

1988
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
but the dog flushed him out pretty quick

1989
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
you know what the dog's carrying down there

1990
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
dog doesn't know color

1991
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
you can be black

1992
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
you can be white you can be brown

1993
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
the dog don't give a fuck man

1994
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
the guy had no exit plan

1995
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
unless it was gonna charge out a window

1996
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
put a lot of effort in getting in

1997
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
yeah

1998
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
you could imagine all the shit on the floor

1999
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
it's just a turmoil of doing all that

2000
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
you know oh wow another ceiling

2001
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
oh wow

2002
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
so and that's the drop there

2003
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
what was that

2004
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
that's a nice high

2005
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
yeah but I mean you gotta

2006
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000
think about it if you're cutting

2007
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
from the roof to the next

2008
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
you know what I mean

2009
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000
well just to cut the roof you gotta have a pretty nice

2010
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
tools and blades

2011
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
and power and she can't do it by hand

2012
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
he had a half ass plan

2013
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000
maybe it was somebody outside

2014
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
he was gonna let them in I don't know

2015
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
you know nothing sound like it

2016
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
but the door is open

2017
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
there's no turn

2018
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000
you need a key in and around

2019
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000
it's not somebody's house you know

2020
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
you're locked in yeah you need

2021
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
an actual key it's only a back key

2022
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000
the back key could open up because I just had

2023
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
the bars across there

2024
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000
back so

2025
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:46,000
great room