1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,940 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show. 2 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:05,440 And... 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,440 and... 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,440 I'm Larry and... 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,440 and... 6 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,940 Larry and Needles. 7 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:15,940 All right. 8 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:18,440 Welcome to the Larry and Needles show. 9 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,440 I'm Larry. 10 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,440 And I'm Needle. 11 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,440 How you doin'? 12 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,580 Yeah, how you doin', man? 13 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:24,580 And you know what? 14 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:25,580 I'm doing pretty good. 15 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:26,580 It's gettin' nice outside. 16 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:27,580 Yeah. 17 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:28,580 It's amazing. 18 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:29,580 I love it. 19 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:35,860 and Mary like my cruise all over today yeah and your scooter no no man you take 20 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:39,340 the scooter out man walk you're not trying to get any dick yet it's not that 21 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:46,500 wait till spring yeah it's like after Memorial Day you can't wear white 22 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:51,340 exactly the only thing you can wear is brown if you know I'm gonna get dick until 23 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:56,420 it's at least 80 out oh man that's kind of hot though oh I like it hot I mean 24 00:00:56,420 --> 00:01:04,260 well but sex you know what this but sex in the heat is the worst yeah yeah I 25 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:08,060 know you know that's why you said yeah but I mean come on do you think that 26 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:12,740 gets any better than just but you know what though if I was gay like I said 27 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,300 before it's the greatest thing ever you can just go on these apps and literally 28 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:20,580 be in a bar and find it dude like 20 feet away and just do your thing and then 29 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:27,980 you go to bed so how many guys you go with the night or a week yeah it'll leap 30 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:35,780 here and how many days are in the month there's 31 you know what I mean my 31 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:40,580 numbers are skewed right right listen nobody has deeper pockets and jeans 32 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:46,620 shorts when you run your roller skating and fucking holes right but man you're a 33 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:51,420 very good circle spinner yeah I was watching you know that I was watching 34 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:57,020 TV the other day and they have all these fucking commercials and for what here's 35 00:01:57,020 --> 00:02:00,860 what I had written Donnie to want you to see well you shouldn't say that out loud 36 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:08,140 Larry next time just keep that to yourself whatever yeah you're lovely 37 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:13,740 Peroni's disease oh yeah the bend in the dick yeah yeah here and here's how you 38 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:18,300 get it from scar tissue yeah from whacking your meat what the fuck are you 39 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:23,700 doing your cock what they have scar tissue that's how much are you whacking 40 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:28,380 your shit not even I don't think it's from that I'm not a fucking doctor but 41 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:36,380 how do you get scar tissue on your dick that's what I mean I mean you know 42 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:41,140 obviously listen put my dick to the ringer I haven't fucking never heard dudes 43 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:47,140 breaking their cock no you never have no dude seriously when a chick's riding 44 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:51,620 you and you have a long enough piece which I don't I wish I knew these guys 45 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:56,180 pain literally they squat down and you bend your cock in half and blows it out 46 00:02:56,180 --> 00:03:03,860 the side oh fucking shit I mean I'm not lying it sounds horrible yeah I mean 47 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:07,820 what do you think sounds more horrible it sounds like bullshit though I mean 48 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:12,140 that kid it's not I'll look it up on the internet I can't raise your cock we 49 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:17,340 should have no shirt Nick foam this in yeah well if anyone's ever done it it 50 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:23,540 would be yeah he still has no shirt all right but at the same time I mean if you 51 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:28,700 bust your cock that's a game changer oh what about John Bonet no no no John 52 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:34,180 Bonet now Lorraine a bobbitt yeah that dude's dick off yeah and then they so 53 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:38,900 a new one on yeah made porn sure of course well what else are you gonna do 54 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:43,220 after that not sure you're disfigured cocked to the whole world yeah I mean 55 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:48,420 there's a 50-50 thing here Larry you either time to cash in everyone 56 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:51,860 you're just figured anyway would they pay him probably how much you think they 57 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:57,940 paid I have no idea probably 50 grand and that was in what the 80s no 90s late 58 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:02,620 90s probably not even late 90s it was early 90s because I had a job deal guys 59 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:08,060 so that is dick cut off I think she went to jail I think she did too dude she 60 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:12,060 cut his dick off and threw it on the side of the road yeah that's a big piece 61 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:17,060 that's fucking rough but I mean I did she cut his cock off or his balls too do 62 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:21,380 you think I don't know I don't she castrated him no she just cut his dick off 63 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:26,100 and she threw it out the car window she was driving down the highway she just 64 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,700 threw that thing out like an old-style can 65 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:34,940 fuck an end over it yeah fucker in the ditch it's like a montage it's like she 66 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:39,220 throws it out the window it's like black and white like the dick's fucking life 67 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:43,700 is you know he's having flashbacks of his entire life like they do on those 68 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:48,700 movies where your life flashes before your eyes before you die all the 69 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:53,900 twats and whatnot and shit that he's been so he has like goes real fast before 70 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:57,140 he hits the fucking I wish I was smarter I could tell you what that was 71 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:01,340 yeah um somebody will tell us but I understand what you mean though he has 72 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:07,020 like retroactive memories yeah you know my life flashes before your eyes that's 73 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:11,660 all it's not retroactive I don't know what that fucking well I mean I don't 74 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:16,500 either but I mean I just came up with that yeah it sounds like a retroactive 75 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:21,220 pain bonuses but it's not even retroactive it's like old memories I 76 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:26,380 mean yeah it's like flashes before his eyes before the end he has an epiphany 77 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:33,340 he thinks it's a lot of good times yeah yeah yeah we I guess so how did you 78 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:41,020 survive driving with Mary today oh my god man dude there's a word for one here's 79 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:45,700 what I did I fucking got really high yeah and then put your earphones in I 80 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,900 didn't have the earphones in but I didn't I didn't pay too close of attention 81 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:54,300 to what she was doing because it's kind of hard to break in every fucking rule 82 00:05:54,300 --> 00:06:00,300 though it was cars go talking about my lawyer like we're fucking mad yeah I'm 83 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:07,500 like wow you're just so fucking oblivious oblivious to the rules of the road 84 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:13,740 thick traffic on North Avenue she's just breaking like 500 feet oh look at that 85 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:22,980 house hey he's like look at my phone someone send me a cat meme and then 86 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:27,580 you're like how am I still alive so I just killed you Mary will in the car hit 87 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:32,620 my seat belt on well that's not gonna save you from a head on no but I mean 88 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:36,660 once she goes into oncoming traffic might help no I mean if you want to keep 89 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:42,060 all your liver and organs in some spot maybe nice it would be I will not really 90 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:47,180 though I mean it'd be think about that I was watching this thing about a storage 91 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:52,820 like hunter guys or you're going to the Crack baby mobile yeah you need a lighter 92 00:06:52,820 --> 00:07:00,180 um so I was watching this guy and he buys like used storage containers I mean 93 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:05,300 and it was one and I mean I listen I don't know if this is real or not but I 94 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:11,060 know and he found this one that a mortician used to own uh-huh and it had 95 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:16,260 all the paints and all this shit and all the mechanics that this guy needed 96 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:20,540 sort of tools of the tree amounts the shell I say the kooch amounts of 97 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:25,740 mortician oh dude they had a huge pump that was used for taking the blood out 98 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:31,180 and then you put wiki stick in mm you know they mean what was it she called 99 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:36,100 um and bombing fluid yeah the embalming now I rolled your blood out and you put 100 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:40,940 the week I wrote drummer Derek his mother was a worked at a funeral home 101 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:47,460 okay and we we were trying to get him to get us a jar of that shit he all 102 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:51,820 the fluid yeah and he was real you know clean-cutting straight and religious and 103 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:55,460 he didn't know anything about getting high exactly even more to you know and so 104 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:58,980 he almost brought it to us and then some one of his friends you know cuz his 105 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,540 cousin that he lived with God fearing friends well no his cousin was in a 106 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:07,300 gang oh he did so and so what he told them they're gonna get high with that 107 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:11,300 shit and then so he didn't bring it to us he's like man my cousin told me you 108 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:16,500 guys are gonna do with this yeah he was black and I was just hoping you weren't 109 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:21,140 making a really racial insensitive voice no no that's exactly that's exactly 110 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:26,460 what he sounded like that was it that was Derek's exact voice okay man I don't 111 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:30,420 want you guys to be getting high on that he's like he cared about us you know he 112 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:34,620 sounds like easy and urkel yeah he was a good guy he was great he was the best 113 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:42,140 drummer I ever fucking met really oh my god yeah shit a DH what's DH hell oh 114 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:48,660 yeah no no yeah no he wasn't like the age for a girl he was more like he was 115 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:53,620 like a jazz guy that could fucking do any oh he was the funkiest motherfucker 116 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:57,980 yeah like he could have been in he could have been in the drama for like 117 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:02,580 parliament and shit if he needed oh he was funky he was fucking funky as shit 118 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:08,180 well how old was he when you kissed him I don't know he's a couple years younger 119 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:13,820 than me though yeah when he quit our band man he left in your band yeah yeah he 120 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:17,380 used to play with us because he loved my brother the way my brother played bass 121 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:24,020 and fucking when he left our band he fucking went with David Sanborn who's 122 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:30,740 that he's like a famous jazz saxophone guy he plays on like David Letterman and 123 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:34,460 shit all the time he sits in with the band and you want to hear a cool story 124 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:39,020 sure so I was listening to a podcast today called a man I hate doing this 125 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:43,780 shit but because you'll love it you'll think it's great so it's called we might 126 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:48,260 be drunk it's Mark Norman and San Maril two greatest comedians out there right 127 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:54,820 now and they had a guest on right and so this guy starts talking about like he 128 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:59,740 he did like comedic sets he's a comedian that's their guest yeah Mark Norman 129 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:07,500 San Maril the guest the guest does a set stoned a set on mushrooms a set drunk 130 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:13,140 and then a set sober and now a 20 minute set 20 minute set that's what I was 131 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:17,340 gonna ask you how long are the sudden he gets into this thing he's like hey so I 132 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:23,460 go to do this thing at this comedy club it's on 83rd Street and Fifth Avenue I 133 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:28,420 think and then he's like so I'm going through my mom's stuff this and then I 134 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:32,620 come home from college one day so I'm going back in the story and he's 135 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:36,860 listening to the Velvet Underground and she says oh I used to live with the 136 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:43,380 Velvet Underground oh my god she dated Angus the first drummer oh wow which I 137 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:49,420 so Lou Reed John Kale this guy Angus and I can't remember if there was another 138 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:58,380 guy played their first show together at this comedian's mom's show it was 139 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:03,020 like some weird hippie-dippy show cool man and they said the the Velvet Underground 140 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:11,380 to commercial stupid avant-garde shit you know what I mean like flick your balls 141 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:17,620 on a string for 30 minutes everybody commercial I don't know but it's funny 142 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,020 the Velvet Underground were the least commercial yeah but here's the thing 143 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:26,500 yeah commercial as they were Lou Reed was always able to write a great song so 144 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,660 it's well I mean Lou Reed seemed on commercial because it was so good but 145 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:34,540 they were all about debauchery at that time oh yeah man I mean like you couldn't 146 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:39,980 even I hate to know what I mean I gotta stop saying that but they couldn't get 147 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:46,060 anybody besides Andy Warhol to do anything for him sure which is amazing I 148 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:51,980 mean that book that you let me borrow that I read that please kill me I mean 149 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:56,780 these guys were shitting and pissing and fisting and fucking shooting up speed 150 00:11:56,780 --> 00:12:02,900 dude like yeah for days just doing debauchery stuff yeah like stuff we 151 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:06,700 couldn't even fat like everybody thinks we're soaked to pray right now what's 152 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:11,020 weird though it's fucking Andy Warhol camera do all that shit they have 153 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:16,460 cameras right that was the good part Andy Warhol was a taper but they didn't 154 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:21,060 have like Andy Warhol was probably even like haha I don't need to release this 155 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:24,740 stuff well no he had cameras but it wasn't like cameras of today where 156 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:28,980 everybody had a camera yeah but I mean no matter if you're high stock and low 157 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:33,220 stock you have a camera now yeah that's right and even people I know I understand 158 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:40,380 everybody's got a camera but what makes you want to record I don't want to record 159 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:44,300 anything I don't want to record nobody I don't want to get into anybody else's 160 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:51,180 life why I don't know what for a fictitious thumb or an arrow or a heart he 161 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:55,100 was trying for something he was looking for some kind of art man who was Andy 162 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,580 Warhol no I'm not talking about that anymore we've gone past who we're talking 163 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:02,900 about talking about likes and shit like that like you just said like everybody 164 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:09,260 has a phone online yeah yeah I don't even fucking look at my phone fucking I 165 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:14,980 don't go on barely barely go online once in a while I check my Instagram about 166 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:19,820 once every two weeks yeah it still tells you you're gay yeah and then fucking 167 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:25,620 just bending over it's about it man I have no other social media my 168 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:31,540 screen time is approximately three minutes a day you know they give you 169 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,980 that weekly fucking man that's crazy that you know that that means they still 170 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:42,540 have you Larry yeah well no waiting for that ding on Sunday ding and Sunday you 171 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:46,140 know I'm talking about yeah no it's there on Sunday morning I don't hear a 172 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:50,780 ding though well it makes a noise okay yes clone I don't know what you mean you 173 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,500 don't know either how do you know that it's because it's already on there when 174 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,540 I wake up I look at my fucking phone to see what time it is actually I look at 175 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:02,700 my phone and see how cold it is outside you watch gay boys three hours this week 176 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:08,580 and then I didn't watch it any hours man fucking websites the rest of you what 177 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:17,380 man I'm mentally fucking ill besides that I'm mentally hard because yeah okay 178 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:25,300 mentally I am healing because of abstaining from oh boy screen time 179 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:31,420 because that shit does nothing but fuck you up even an adult that has his wits 180 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:36,380 about him somewhat still gets fucked up from that well there's like you said 181 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:40,740 they want likes and if they don't get them they fucking feel all but hurt and 182 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:47,380 shit there's facts actually proven that staring at your phone for a certain 183 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:53,620 amount of hours a day is not conducive to a healthy lifestyle yeah no it's not 184 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,340 I mean I'm not a fucking idiot we all understand this I mean they make 185 00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:02,500 glasses now because they're saying that when you go to sleep or before you go 186 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:07,060 to sleep you're looking at your phone and yeah that screen color on it that now 187 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:12,540 it fucks with your sleep schedule yes yeah man I'm not a conspiracy theorist 188 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:17,340 I understand a lot of things I really don't I mean a lot of these things were 189 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:21,580 not meant to understand you should stop fucking with your phone a good well I 190 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:25,340 mean before you're ready I love putting in my ass and having you call it on 191 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:29,620 vibrate I know but you shouldn't do that while you're trying to sleep is what 192 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,860 I'm so well that's the best time to do it I mean what else might do on my work 193 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:38,660 I mean I want to have my kid soccer game though but like if you really do want to 194 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:42,860 take a nap or go to sleep isn't it crazy not look at your phone do you know 195 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:47,900 that you can buy butt plugs or dildos or anything of that sort and you can 196 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:53,420 connect it to your phone literally control it that is wonderful so if my 197 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,900 chick was at my kid soccer game while I was sitting next to her I can control her 198 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:02,620 butt plug that's great scores or does something no vibrate 199 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:10,340 pulsate how long intervals I understand I know you understand you want to get 200 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:17,900 you one for Christmas I'll control it we just need proof you're putting it in 201 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:27,260 Larry okay the proof is in the pudding yeah but I mean do you think I think the 202 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:33,700 thing is that we're gonna be we're gonna forget what real we're gonna be aware 203 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:40,100 we're gonna be aware of what reality is no I know we're really not it's really 204 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,860 crazy remember when the news was like already came on it came on man like came 205 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:53,300 on excuse me 12 3 7 you know what I mean now the motherfucking day 24 it's 206 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:59,500 entertainment news anymore that's right they turned him into like shows it's a 207 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,100 news show it's not even a show but I mean there's a left news and there's a 208 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:07,820 right news yeah there's no neither one of them are true there's no singularity 209 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:15,660 between all lies well it's all fake man listen if they're telling us who the 210 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,780 only the sorry thing is we just talked about the phone the only news that is 211 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:24,140 real now is people recording shit and uploading it to the internet that's right 212 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:28,860 you want a hood fight you want to and you know you got a waffle house that shit 213 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:33,700 too though but yeah that's that's the truth that's the realest of the news yeah 214 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:38,940 yeah I mean there's no comparison right yeah none when you drive past a car 215 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:43,140 crash I don't give a fuck what you say you do or you don't do you still look 216 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:46,500 at it for one second no I didn't today I was so fucking 217 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:51,660 still look at it for one second and you're like I refuse I actually made a 218 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:56,780 conscious choice today it's funny you're saying Larry on the cross you're 219 00:17:56,780 --> 00:18:01,980 saying this because I said fuck this man these fucking people I wanted to I wanted 220 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:06,220 but the problem is that was the one time that was the one time today when 221 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:10,980 Mary was driving that I told her right now I really wish I was fucking driving 222 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:16,180 and I felt bad though cuz I kind of made her feel bad cuz I really I don't 223 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:21,740 want to be those people man I was a dead I don't I have no idea I mean they have 224 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:26,940 a tarp out I have no idea man what do you mean you said you drove those looking 225 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:32,180 trying I just saw this you know the lights from the cop cars I was just looking at 226 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:37,420 your vision chocked maybe I see anyway yeah that's exactly I mean fucking a can't 227 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,300 fucking see well that's not good you shouldn't admit that we're driving I 228 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:45,420 can't even see with my glasses well I mean look at those fucking things a little 229 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:51,220 better fucking what did I call you before the guy from falling down mm-hmm 230 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:57,860 literally falling down what was his name man I'm not telling you if you don't 231 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:02,380 know it's just literally falling down from now I don't care about the fucking 232 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:09,100 I mean does it really matter I'm still gonna rip on you and call you gay okay 233 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,660 so cuz that's so fucking original and hilarious thank you very much I 234 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:19,780 appreciate that you said that you fucking ask the calling to bring the 235 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:24,380 fucking showdown Larry yeah why you want to start talking about chest now show 236 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:31,500 down what way to bring the show down oh okay fucking I thought we were having a 237 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:38,500 show I'm like this fucking ass monkey yeah no we're not gonna do fucking Akito 238 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:45,380 what the fuck is that Akito it's some Japanese show to show down oh you know 239 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:50,940 here you got to do some Harry carry Harry carry isn't either announcer no well 240 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,500 yeah but there's another one that Japanese when they kill themselves oh yeah 241 00:19:54,500 --> 00:20:00,380 yeah Harry carry that's when you're disgraced no that's what I call a 242 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:11,900 fat girls kitty a hairy carry but I like that yeah well thank you very much like 243 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:17,620 them so people shoot up schools good or bad oh it's great I know right yeah 244 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:21,020 because something nice thing about it is when they do it is then there's gonna 245 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:27,900 be a copycat crime you know within 13 days or so that's always nice to I mean 246 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:32,260 come on you really think somebody's gonna go shoot a school I don't know man 247 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:38,460 it's they put it on TV they say it happens I mean it does happen it must 248 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:45,580 happen I mean I will say them fucking guys that went in there and completely 249 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:51,540 you can see the video which is amazing like listen cops are trained to do a 250 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:56,220 job mm-hmm okay Larry what are you trained to do you play guitar you're a 251 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:59,880 musician yeah you're you run a recording suit how long have you been doing that 252 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:07,460 shit man 20 years oh 30 on Nikki and the pervs okay so but 40 if you're 253 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:12,860 trained to do something it's reaction if you watch the video listen man these 254 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:18,580 people are heroes and you know what I mean like sure to diminish the fact that 255 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:23,700 no man people went in there without self-serving anything like you could see 256 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:28,340 the video guy opens a trunk right but what would you do you know I would jump 257 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:32,500 in there and I would do if it was my job yeah but even if it wasn't you knew 258 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:37,020 there was kids in there I would still be the fuck if they killed me guess what if 259 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:41,220 they shot me the guy next to me would kill that person because I distracted them 260 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:45,380 that's what I'm saying you know what I mean like I will fuck I commend them 261 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:50,420 highly yes and it is their job yes but it's a horrible job yeah it's better 262 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:55,460 you're a sugar baby you got a way better job than they do I'll say I mean Jesus 263 00:21:55,460 --> 00:22:00,180 Christ the fucking guy over here start criticizing the cops 264 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:08,580 leftist over here you said you liked about her like her to suck it like 265 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:16,220 her titties but yeah here big but too oh there you go look at you 266 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:22,100 said perfect thanks Larry now we're cancel hopefully we get five more likes 267 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:29,340 but yeah huh there we go yeah yeah so when you have a job to do right you got 268 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:35,740 to do it no matter what in a Paul McCartney living let die if you got a 269 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:41,180 job to do you got to do it well yeah and guess you're the other fella yeah 270 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:46,820 and and and it's just chaos after yes think about that seriously okay listen 271 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:51,500 give him fuck chaos baby fucking it Duncan donuts you me you're a cop with 272 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:57,140 fucking no shirt Nick we're all just having a donut fucking chilling there's 273 00:22:57,140 --> 00:23:02,060 a shooting at a school right now and you three are the closest get the fuck 274 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:08,140 over right now and subdue the attacker all the children are out of the building 275 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:15,020 we think you are the first you three are in the first on-site you hurry up and 276 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:21,220 finish your donuts and get over there I mean in a perfect world come on Larry I 277 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:25,820 mean nowadays everybody has bodycams and the donut lady is gonna be like yeah the 278 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:34,820 guy finished his fucking I know you can't even do that you lazy cop yeah yeah 279 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:38,540 but that's if there's a school shooting an active shooter no you got to get the 280 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:42,620 fuck out of there with all your doughnut so the motherfucker opens his trunk body 281 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:46,820 cam kicks on when he gets out of the car grabs shit goes into school his 282 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:51,500 fucking boys get on left and right flank the rooms go the fucking hey does the 283 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:57,700 body cam turn on automatically yes okay well I don't know how they do I don't 284 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:04,100 know I don't know how they work I don't know if it's when your motion starts so 285 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:08,460 say you're sitting for a minute you get up and then the body cam starts probably 286 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:12,580 you know what I mean like there's a voice activated tape recorder something 287 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:17,060 something to that extent by hate saying that also here to that extent you need a 288 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:23,600 lighter yeah um here but thank you Larry um but then they go room the room 289 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,900 sweep the room sweep the room no kids no kids motherfucker bam bam bam that's all 290 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:32,820 you hear body cam comes in the room shooters on the ground where were all 291 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:40,580 the kids though they got him out of the fucking building who did who got a 292 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:46,740 man's staff there's an active shooter drill think about there were 200 kids in 293 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:54,980 that building okay six three children man oh three fucking nine year olds man 294 00:24:54,980 --> 00:25:01,260 upside down that's 666 and then three people that were 60 Larry or 61 there's 295 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:07,700 another Larry and then they killed three children Larry no I know I'm just 296 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:15,380 saying it's a fucking satanic ritual this shooting that's what it is man it's a 297 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:20,460 big satanic ritual I am completely dumbfounded you just said that yeah you 298 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:26,620 believe they're all six transgender six year olds and transgender woman went 299 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:33,660 into a school and happenstance killed three fucking children they might not 300 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:39,100 even but not wait wait stop stop they might happenstance stop they might not 301 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:44,620 evolve by nine I just stated okay that's my false reporting okay well maybe they 302 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:49,060 weren't okay so now what if they're six eight and nine well no what are you gonna 303 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:53,980 do they were either all nine or about to be nine that doesn't fucking go with 304 00:25:53,980 --> 00:26:00,340 your theory upside down then 666 yeah but they weren't even not this fucking you 305 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:07,620 can't put eight and a half on the fucking star of Satan Jesus Christ whatever 306 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:12,140 whatever you're the one that came up with this theory maybe I'm wrong well 307 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:15,980 there you go thank you what I noticed when I look at Larry I just when they 308 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:24,540 showed the stats on TV to me I just noticed 666 and then 999 and it just 309 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:30,700 part of you see 666 when they showed their ages yeah the one teacher was 61 310 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:36,860 one was 60 60 so then the three sixes you know you're doing Sudoku for 311 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:42,380 lives right I was doing Sudoku on the TV yes and this is your theory that you 312 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:46,620 came up with well it's just you know you know what they say there's no such thing 313 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:53,020 as a fucking coincidence yes there is are you're kidding me right no they say 314 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:56,140 that there's no such thing as a coincidence okay give me give me an 315 00:26:56,140 --> 00:27:01,940 instance of a coincidence I don't know there is none I can't think I'm gonna 316 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:06,460 tell you right now I think deja vu is more than coincidence right I'll tell you 317 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,100 that but you want to know what I listen to podcast the other day and the guy was 318 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:19,660 saying that deja vu might be the memories of our old family so generations 319 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:23,420 they're saying I'm not America say they're saying but I listen to another 320 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:31,420 podcast somebody and they were saying that we have seven generations in our 321 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:38,900 brain wow so right now from from right now to today back seven generations well 322 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:43,380 I'll tell you man when I would go on tour with the band and I would go to some 323 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:48,220 places and like Germany or somewhere and I feel like man I fucking been here 324 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:52,100 before I know this place same thing in other places yeah cuz your family's on 325 00:27:52,100 --> 00:28:08,500 Nazis he exiled that's our new thing can't get canceled for that only oh okay 326 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:12,420 so you're not in Germany yeah did you any do you watch a Shizer video we talked 327 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:17,300 about this yeah no no but I know we want to shit on you joking puke video on 328 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:23,180 TV and regular did anybody has to piss on you no no no my god what kind of trip 329 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:27,700 to Germany is this you went through the view went through the worst trip advisor 330 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:34,700 if you're gonna go to Germany Jesus criminy you at least want to get pissed 331 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:41,900 on right now I kept the sex American style yeah I don't like and you don't 332 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:48,340 like all the excrement and fucking filth well I mean feel one thing extra man I 333 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:52,140 don't like extra minute all that you're talking about shit and piss no yes 334 00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:56,940 because I'm fucking that's excrement stating what Germany is known for Shizer 335 00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:03,220 video right listen man I don't want to get shit on ever no I mean you ever get 336 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:05,940 a fucking poop on your helmet you know I mean that's what happens when you go 337 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:14,340 spelunkin if you know what I mean but I mean for someone to fucking shit on you 338 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:20,220 you're gonna pee down no man I don't want no one to pee on me couple times I 339 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:25,740 used to do it with this girl was dating the shower and I would open the shower 340 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:35,260 curtain and piss fucking fawni fucking retard why am I a retard I mean it's not 341 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:42,060 like I was chewing concrete I just pissed on a girl I'm not wearing a wrestling 342 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:52,260 belt fucking walking around town yet yet no man like I said hopefully if I 343 00:29:52,260 --> 00:30:00,220 fucking I'm gonna tell you something right now how is your quality of life 344 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:04,980 right now pretty good man I'd say it's pretty good fucking amazing right yeah 345 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:10,780 you're alive yeah you can wipe your own ass right yeah it's pretty you don't have 346 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:14,700 to cheat you when you want to shit and piss you can do it you can feed yourself 347 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:25,580 yeah I have this I have this situation where it's like would you want to live 348 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:31,260 after something traumatic happened to you and you're in a wheelchair man I don't 349 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:34,860 know that's a tough one you know well if you couldn't take care of yourself and 350 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:40,340 your quality of life was fucking nil let me say five percent you can move one 351 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:48,940 limb would you like to live man okay first of all who's gonna take care of 352 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:52,780 you I don't know yeah I would have second of all do you have the money for 353 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:56,460 people to take care of you no I would have to die what would you want someone 354 00:30:56,460 --> 00:31:02,060 to kill you I guess so yeah because now you fucking really kill myself well you 355 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:09,260 couldn't how do you kill yourself you can't know how to even able to exactly 356 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:16,460 wow well man it's a conundrum yeah shit I know I know you know what though the 357 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:22,060 problem is that love trumps a lot of things it really does you know what I 358 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:28,460 mean jellybean fucking love trumps ailments and fucking anomalies and 359 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:37,140 abnormalities right yeah a hot chick that's got one arm wait what about a 360 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:41,860 hot you're paying a hot chick with one arm yeah you wouldn't think about that 361 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:46,460 how many chicks would bang a dude with one arm 362 00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:57,180 having a fucking tides are turning but so what I'm saying is that if something 363 00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:02,820 ever happens to me Larry yeah and I get put in a wheelchair man I hope you would 364 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:11,340 take me out oh man okay I know it's a lot to fucking think about it the 365 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:29,820 quease on someone I can't you can't what I can't give me an answer for that well I 366 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:42,100 know it's funny and I give it all to my boys and my boys just give me all seven 367 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:47,860 capsies and I fucking eat it and no one knows which one it is no yeah I mean how 368 00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:53,820 are you gonna do it I don't know man I haven't thought about a wheelchair you 369 00:32:53,820 --> 00:32:59,660 can't do nothing you know what I mean like why can't they just fucking show you 370 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:03,980 a dope spot and do all this stuff and get needles and stuff and we all know you 371 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:08,140 don't like needles yeah but as much as needles if you're gonna fucking you know 372 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:13,860 if you're gonna do it that way yeah but that's random it's like a fucking 373 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:19,420 firing squad one guy you know what I mean like nobody's got the fucking nobody 374 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:29,300 has the burden yes exactly no one is on them to be like no one's got the burden 375 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:33,780 of responsibility that's what that's not even the burden of responsibility it's 376 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:40,660 the burden of responsibility man responsibilities well I want to be 377 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:45,420 responsible for if I want to die though it's not you know I mean like right you're 378 00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:51,500 gonna I mean no one cast a live with that burden right but I mean it's very 379 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:57,260 difficult to think about life you know I mean nobody like everybody's like oh I'm 380 00:33:57,260 --> 00:34:01,420 gonna die like bitch you might have a stroke mm-hmm motherfucker you might have 381 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:05,900 a heart attack and be retarded you might not die yeah you like you know we know 382 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:10,820 our boy who fucking OD'd remember he did all them fucks we do and he didn't die 383 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:15,780 and he's still I mean this is 20 something years ago not 20 something but 384 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:22,580 15 12 15 years ago okay he's still vegetable his mother still has to fuck 385 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:28,700 and then guess what happens when his mom dies he's fucked yeah I just want to be 386 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:34,460 taken out yeah I mean that you know nobody's mom is gonna fucking take him 387 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:40,060 out huh nobody's mother is gonna take him out though not unless you may I barker 388 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:47,300 there is no love there is no love like a mother's love yeah like seriously if you 389 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:53,180 just ask Casey you couldn't make a drug like a mother's love right I'm being 390 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:57,860 serious and I know you know what I mean like if I could get a drug of mother's 391 00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:02,780 love just that you know what's even heavier than that man and you know what 392 00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:10,060 Casey Anthony listen she's a hot fucking queen yeah this she was acquitted of all 393 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:14,780 her crimes so please do not be smirked Casey Anthony's character in front of me 394 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:20,060 Larry didn't be smart you just did you totally say what did I say bad about her 395 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:28,860 I didn't say that I didn't you're not right Larry I don't like this one words 396 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:37,620 of my mouth right yeah yeah take them out of your mouth oh that's all right 397 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:45,300 though we could do a little needle area needles dp such which would be funny 398 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:54,620 asked them out with needles yeah man I mean exactly it'd be a tranny you want 399 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:59,060 to be a tranny no could it be a tranny oh I want to be a tranny no banging me in 400 00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:04,740 the ass a tranny ask the mouth oh I mean I want some tits a grab on to yeah 401 00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:10,460 no I can't be well let me if you're gonna make the parameters for this no I 402 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:16,260 ain't involved I was just talking about your ass right yeah okay that's all right 403 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:22,060 I can understand that I just can't believe left this Larry what can't you 404 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:28,660 understand $4 a gallon for gas $10 for fucking eggs what can't you understand 405 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:35,180 how we're just getting raped as a society and everybody keeps on putting up 406 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:41,020 with it listen I'm a peon in this world I really am I have no clout I can't 407 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:45,980 really do anything no shit I just me either I just do drugs with my fucking 408 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:49,540 idiot friend and we talk on the microphone which I love more than 409 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:55,740 anything and I love Larry but yeah what the fuck man we just gonna keep on 410 00:36:55,740 --> 00:37:02,660 getting ass fucked there's no uprising Larry I know well it's like there's no 411 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:10,700 nothing man everybody's so pusified and and you know no I don't go to go you 412 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:16,060 show up for a thing you go like say January 6th they show up for a little 413 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:20,340 fucking first of all and they put them all in jail man first of all listen 414 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:24,260 people have been in jail for fucking two years Larry I'm gonna listen man 415 00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:30,220 I'm living a fucking society right now I can't even get my lawyer down here for 416 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:35,020 this cuz she's gonna be on your side first of all that is a federal building 417 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:41,140 so what man no it's not so no so what second of all listen people were let 418 00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:46,820 into that building by cops well and by I'm working and by federal worker 419 00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:54,780 um allegedly yeah all of them were allegedly so what do these people do 420 00:37:54,780 --> 00:38:00,660 when they get in there okay nothing they walk around I mean some lady that 421 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:05,580 well the funny thing that happens the guy that shit on Pelosi's desk was pretty 422 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:10,580 funny no one took a shit on her desk yeah no there was a guy who crept on her 423 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:16,860 desk no no no none of that happened nothing that lady that stole her lap 424 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:22,580 the only thing that happened was that girl got shot by the cop yes cuz they're 425 00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:28,300 on federal property no yes man what do you mean people didn't deserve that and 426 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:31,860 they don't deserve what they're getting right now and that's not the first time 427 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:36,060 people have been on federal property when it was a gay fucking rights thing 428 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:40,740 they go on there and go crazy and no one fucking gets in trouble no one 429 00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:45,620 because they're all on the left Larry they storm the fucking place they were 430 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:50,540 pounding on the doors they are fucking going wild they weren't doing that on 431 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:56,060 January 6th but they were doing it when they fucking had their little I forgot 432 00:38:56,060 --> 00:39:00,100 what it was but it was some kind of fucking trans rights thing they were 433 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:05,500 going fucking crazy nobody fucking got in trouble not one person but did they 434 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:09,020 go inside the Capitol yeah they were inside the Capitol they were inside 435 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:15,700 fucking going crazy man pounding on doors and fucking screaming chanting a 436 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:20,380 lot more fucking violent and wild than well then I apologize because I'm very 437 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:25,020 educated on this situation yeah and these people are our fucking political 438 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:29,700 prisoners actually you know what though it's because they just came up with a 439 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:36,020 thing that said but the Biden people want to give you 20 years in jail if you 440 00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:41,460 say anything bad about the shots if you say anything about COVID online all 441 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:45,620 right so hey listen we're doing right now it was a farce and the shots stink 442 00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:50,260 come and get Larry and I that's in there and they're gonna fucking I'll tell you 443 00:39:50,260 --> 00:40:02,740 that you can get for 20 Bong hit road fucking sweet meth water 6490 20 come and 444 00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:07,900 get Larry and I because we are ready for you very yeah but you know and these 445 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:12,580 fucking people are it's like China or Russia you know back in the fucking 446 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:16,620 fifties where they were literally you know the Cold War man was a way crazy war 447 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:23,180 yeah and people fuck the imminent threat of things happen if the Cold War was 448 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:29,820 good because it made us realize that democracy yes communism bad and now what 449 00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:33,980 cold war is over and these kids don't fucking know and also communism is okay 450 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:39,660 the Cold War made us the Cold War and I'll be a stockpile all of our weapons 451 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:43,820 and now we just gave them all to Ukraine that's the other thing they want to give 452 00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:48,020 you 20 years for if you say anything bad about Ukraine so we just gave all our 453 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:51,860 money to all of these facts are straight ball oh listen to you they are and 454 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:57,180 fucking all our weapons we left in Afghanistan and no their weapons humvees 455 00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:02,260 and all the other video yeah billions and billions of dollars we didn't leave 456 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:07,220 the keys though how are they gonna start them 457 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:13,180 what are they gonna do jump start it you can't start start one vehicle off 458 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:18,620 another without it yeah the best was there's a great story it's just bad all 459 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:22,540 the way around listen there's a great story about a guy there's a great story 460 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:26,860 about a guy might have lived in New Jersey somewhere around that they had 461 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:34,420 this truck a Toyota truck and some things happened and he literally saw it on a 462 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:41,300 video for like Isis or Al Qaeda his truck wow someone bought it and shipped it 463 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:46,260 over my god isn't that amazing we're gonna have to man I need to do better 464 00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:49,220 research for this I can't but we're gonna do it on the fly though that's why 465 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:54,500 we need a producer right yeah so I'm gonna look up these facts well yeah I mean 466 00:41:54,500 --> 00:42:01,060 fuck fat-checking is about 33% of this podcaster 88% is all that's what the 467 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:05,860 people do at home is fucking figure out how wrong we are well because we're gonna 468 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:10,060 put this out and then it's gonna they can listen to it in fact check we're doing 469 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,940 this on the fly exactly that's what I mean the people at home that's their 470 00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:18,780 job okay the fact-checking part and then they could see how wrong we are about 471 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:25,420 everything which will be pretty much color wrong about everything you know 472 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:32,540 what should we call her fit the script those I don't know man have fun for a 473 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:36,620 second Larry Jesus dude you want me to think of a name right now well oh my god 474 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:40,820 how hard is it to think of a name oh man why I thought you could have already 475 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:48,180 thought of one with your complaining I don't know okay well then we shall move 476 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:56,860 on the almighty dollar yep it's not as almighty man gas is all my years it was 477 00:42:56,860 --> 00:43:03,740 four dollars for a gallon of gas today fuck man isn't that crazy yeah and I'm 478 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:08,500 not comparing it to anything but I can get on TV and says how he lowered gas 479 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:13,140 I'm not doing this I'm not comparing it I'm not saying anything I'm not 480 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:16,900 comparing it either I'm just saying it's funny how you're putting the blame on 481 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:20,980 someone we're getting ripped it while yeah it's not my fault we're paying that 482 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:25,740 much for gas and it ain't your fault let's man it was your fault I just beat 483 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:30,700 you up and make you lower the price yeah I think we could figure out who's 484 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:35,860 fault it is man oh you know what listen there's fucking so many players in this 485 00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:40,940 game so many variables that you can't even the amount of hands you'd have to 486 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:45,460 sniff just to get close I know I'm actually doesn't even know what's going on I 487 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:49,660 really do wonder who actually been a lobbyist I wonder who makes the fucking 488 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:54,860 decisions who is the ones that fucking tell him what to say people who control 489 00:43:54,860 --> 00:44:00,260 the money yeah I wonder who exactly they are well I mean the Rob child's well 490 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:06,060 I mean that's just an easy answer there's so many people the fucking these 491 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:09,660 people and like but there's somebody right there up on top telling him 492 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:14,140 exactly what to do yeah because they have cash they have money well so does 493 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:17,980 when you have money you can make people do whatever you want you can manipulate 494 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:22,100 the whole fucking world which is amazing think about that you ever see 495 00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:29,340 Inception no that's a great movie but never saw I think if you interject any 496 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:35,900 money any kind of money into any situation from low-level prostitute to 497 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,820 anything you know what I mean when companies using there's a dynamic sure 498 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:43,380 because that's all you know yeah well level prostitutes 499 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:54,420 that's my bad name so but then you go all the way up to supermodels and all 500 00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:58,540 these people this is high price orders well but I'm just saying you introduce 501 00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:02,980 money to anybody like okay I can go down the street right now I can go next 502 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:06,940 door and be like hey I'll give you 250 granny let me bang your wife or you let 503 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:11,180 me move you know they mean like people are willing to do anything for sure sure 504 00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:14,580 if they're not then you have to use force 505 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:21,780 allegedly I wouldn't I wouldn't put a price on shit man I'm beyond that I 506 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:25,700 think I wouldn't what do you mean I wouldn't give a price I wouldn't that 507 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:30,780 cost about 200 bucks what does cost $400 that you know they mean like you put 508 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:34,540 up someone gave that to me and someone gave that to Robert fuck off and I 509 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:39,020 wouldn't you know what I mean but here's the other thing man I wouldn't 510 00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:45,140 take I wouldn't do give my cat sell my cat for a couple million dollars I 511 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:49,420 wouldn't sell my cats for all the tea in China I wouldn't do you're an idiot 512 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:53,940 first of all well we all know that love if somebody was just like hey I love 513 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:57,660 a million dollars talking about mother's love earlier and I'm telling you 514 00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:05,820 that's I I know what you're saying and I feel who the fuck is Mick Jagger right 515 00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:10,820 but yeah I understand what you mean so I wouldn't listen anybody can be 516 00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:15,060 bought or sold for anything I wouldn't sell out Mary for any price either man 517 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:25,140 I kill you but yeah I wouldn't I mean fucks gonna be my lawyer I just wouldn't 518 00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:29,100 know what's gonna I know most people would shenanigans I know a lot of people 519 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:34,940 would in all the fucking my silly gigging almost all of them would what be sold 520 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:40,260 out for almost anything and fucking yeah I've 99% of people in the world would do 521 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:46,220 sure 99% of them think about that I mean I gotta look for that one percent man 522 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:51,260 no those are the mother bikers they want to just repeat your ass I'll fuck you no 523 00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:57,420 what do you want percent the one percenters bikers man look at all Larry 524 00:46:57,420 --> 00:47:18,020 please listen that's a different one percenter what the bikers I know man 525 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:23,260 how many times you gonna fucking Riverdance on my joke fuck you you know 526 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:30,940 Riverdances I'm I don't dance the inflat or something like that you don't 527 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:36,460 remember like skip I'm gonna show you Tom fool or they fucking dance around 528 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:51,220 just kissing dudes you guys all hold me I remember when I was in second grade 529 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:58,980 great time yeah and are you gonna elaborate yeah we would say all the 530 00:47:58,980 --> 00:48:02,860 same little fucking jokes that you're saying now yeah but you laugh at them 531 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:08,220 still so you don't fuck you I know just call me out on this why do you call me 532 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:12,780 out so much man it's my I mean if you are coming get me why don't you tell me 533 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:18,220 I'm gonna hold up in the basement well the feds come no man they'll find you 534 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:23,300 no not at all well obviously there's not like the Taj Mahal in here they're 535 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:30,060 gonna find anybody now out of places there's really not but there's a lot of 536 00:48:30,060 --> 00:48:34,780 places that booby traps though yeah you know what I mean yeah always fucking 537 00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:39,340 what's a good movie smash a good booby trap you think you could smash him in 538 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:44,540 the head with a fucking telecast what's a good booby trap Larry Jesus Christ I 539 00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:51,220 don't know you can barely wipe your ass and eat MMS at the same time I hope you 540 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:55,740 don't wipe your ass and eat MMS at the same time well I okay you're not supposed 541 00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:59,940 to what's a good booby trap Larry I don't know what would be let's see we 542 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:06,300 could I mean spikes coming down the stairs sure yeah that's not boiling 543 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:12,980 shit dropping from the ceiling you know I mean somehow we manipulate drop from 544 00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:16,540 way somehow we manipulate when the cops come down the stairs that dildo goes 545 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:21,340 right into their mouth yeah that's a good idea 546 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:27,500 or come up on like a break we can I retract a dildo on a rake handle so 547 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:32,980 many steps on the rake the dildo goes right in his mouth you know what I mean 548 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:36,340 yeah you need flak around for that Larry you can't do that on the stairs we'll 549 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:44,740 put it down here on the fucking we're gonna have a bent fucking rake fucking 550 00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:53,500 bat and pending that'll be a Larry design a bent rate dude that's a girl dude 551 00:49:53,500 --> 00:50:00,540 that is pretty funny Larry you know they step on the rake and the dildo goes 552 00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:04,340 right in their mouth as it gets to I mean they're gonna see the dildo on the 553 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:15,860 ground they're not gonna notice the rake and they'll step right on the rake 554 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:20,060 but you're gonna see the dildo with like this camouflage clock and then all the 555 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:28,300 sudden I mean listen man your fucking math does not add up dude dude I'll draw 556 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:33,860 a diagram for you you're gonna lay right I mean this is a weird fucking hugs 557 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:43,620 bunny commercial hugs funny that should be your this little that should be your 558 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:46,380 never you want to get on street name in Boys Town 559 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:52,460 hugs funny hugs funny yeah cuz I don't go for the waist thing over the nuts hugs 560 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:57,860 funny actually I hug them from behind right by their ass and they don't mean 561 00:50:57,860 --> 00:51:02,540 funny enough in a comedic kind of way oh I know they mean it was like the most 562 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:06,020 depraved kind of yeah like I'm the kind of guy it's gonna put a thumb in your 563 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:12,020 ass right away funny way but not really funny well I mean Jesus Christ I want 564 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:16,300 to know where you're bent you know I'm not here to fuck around well also you 565 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:24,020 know you got to check for check the oil man I don't know man it's kind of weird 566 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:29,020 that's why I was when I worked at the when I work with Marty and I did the 567 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:34,220 hardwood floors and I'd be bent over sanding the fucking corners and this is 568 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:38,680 another porno category and he'd stick the broomstick in my ass and go 569 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:44,580 quote low quote low wait a second not in your ass well no but you know but he 570 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:48,580 would put it you would take the stick and poke you in the butt yeah and say 571 00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:54,860 quote low I mean this guy came from prison also I mean he understood what a 572 00:51:54,860 --> 00:52:01,820 court low man yeah he was really funny I don't do that motherfucker I get real 573 00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:09,460 mad at him and shit I bet you you did yeah tickled your fans oh yeah I loved 574 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:15,260 it oh you said it again Larry clip it in one time a one time I fucking fell 575 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:20,260 asleep in that I'd get all fucked up and I fell asleep in the van on the way to 576 00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:25,100 work and I don't know I guess somewhere in Buffalo groves they have buffaloes 577 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:30,620 and he woke me up when we were you know he waited until I naturally woke up and 578 00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:35,180 I wake up and I'm like where the fuck are we and he's like we're in Canada you 579 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:40,340 asshole he goes yeah he goes I wanted to see how long you would sleep and I 580 00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:44,740 figured I would just keep driving until you woke up and we're in fucking Canada 581 00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:49,220 and I'm like come on man we're the fuck are we dude and he's like we're in 582 00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:53,980 Canada man and I was all fucking disorientated I didn't know what the 583 00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:59,660 fuck was going on and yeah there was buffaloes there where I don't know where 584 00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:03,180 we were it's like Buffalo this is Buffalo Grove Illinois 585 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:08,140 hanging out with Kiki too long the story didn't go anywhere wherever you at I 586 00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:11,140 don't know no I mean it's a whole fucking crux of the story we were in 587 00:53:11,140 --> 00:53:15,700 Buffalo Grove Illinois I think wherever they have buffaloes around here he 588 00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:18,900 brought me there until I don't know where the fuck they have buffaloes around 589 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,740 here I've never heard of that I know the elk he brought me to where there was 590 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:27,780 buffaloes I mean come on what kind of drugs were you on Larry I wasn't on any 591 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:31,780 drugs I was hungover from the night before man and what kind of drugs I 592 00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:36,340 don't know every kind yeah I mean fucking hey you weren't even your God's 593 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:42,420 right I mean it's like a trailer park boy story no man there was buffaloes where 594 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:49,540 I don't know where the fuck we were we were in Buffalo Grove I guess doesn't 595 00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:54,140 mean they have buffalo where the fuck do they have I don't know it's your story 596 00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:58,900 that's why it was so you making me the bad and that's why it was so easy for me 597 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:01,780 to believe we were in Canada because I didn't know where the fuck you were 598 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:05,380 probably sleeping for like two hours did you look at a watch or the clock I 599 00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:09,100 don't know what do you mean I don't know what time it was I mean I think you were 600 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:16,300 raped you were totally you were sex traffic so anyway no see you don't look 601 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:26,260 you were passed around thank you for tuning in to the Larry we love you 602 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:41,700 I wasn't passed around and we'll talk to you next time