1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:20,800 So are we hot right now? 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,800 Yeah. 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 Okay. 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,200 So 5.30 shall we say. 6 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,200 Alright. 7 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:34,200 Fuckin 30 bitches. 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,560 Alright motherfuckers how you doing? 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,200 Hi and welcome to the Larry and Needle shows. 10 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,200 Nope. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,200 I'm Larry. 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,200 No wait a second. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,200 No that was bad. 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,200 But okay we can keep on going. 15 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,200 Yeah this is Larry. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,200 Yeah I'm Larry. 17 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,200 That's Needle's over there. 18 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,600 And so I don't know if this is gonna be our first one. 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,400 It's gonna be our second one. 20 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:02,600 We don't know which episode this will be but it's gonna be probably an episode. 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,600 That's all that matters. 22 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,320 I mean yeah we gotta release the fucking Bad Tracks right. 23 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,600 I mean Led Zeppelin and everybody else did it. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,600 I mean they all can't be here. 25 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,720 We had our first hold down the other day with my dad. 26 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,720 Yeah big joke even. 27 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,720 That was fucking. 28 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 Can I see the fucking join or what's going on. 29 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,720 That was pretty fucking cool. 30 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,720 Do you have one for me? 31 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,320 I should probably have my own eh. 32 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,320 Here. 33 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 Yeah. 34 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,040 I mean Don Cachain. 35 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:31,160 We don't promote drugs and we don't do them but if you do what the fuck was that. 36 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,760 Why would you throw a lighter at him. 37 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,760 I thought he might have needed a lighter. 38 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,040 Oh he shouldn't have thrown at me. 39 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,040 He should probably ask. 40 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,480 I mean this is not how things go. 41 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,040 But alright and thank you for joining us. 42 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,280 Today the date is. 43 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,480 We don't need the date. 44 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,480 Fuck the date. 45 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,480 It's Monday. 46 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,480 How's that? 47 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,040 Yeah it's Monday. 48 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,240 Any date that ends with a why. 49 00:01:55,240 --> 00:02:00,760 I'm going to do this for a second. 50 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,760 Tomorrow's my birthday. 51 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Oh it is. 52 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,480 So if any super fans will figure out what the date today is. 53 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,480 Sixty three years old and you're still looking fine as well. 54 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,480 Thank you. 55 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,480 Let me tell you you're poor wife. 56 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,480 Like I always said. 57 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,480 My wife is lucky. 58 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Oh lucky for what. 59 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,480 I mean you're a sugar baby. 60 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,480 She takes care of you. 61 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:24,200 But at the same time you're a lucky fellow. 62 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,960 Everybody can't be a sugar baby right. 63 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,240 It takes a special thing to do that. 64 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,240 I mean you do have. 65 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,240 Special talent. 66 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,240 You exude talent shall I say. 67 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,560 You gotta keep your pimp hands strong. 68 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:39,560 Well I mean Jesus Christ man I see the size of those fingers. 69 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,040 You would definitely knock a midget in these next months. 70 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,960 By the way by the way. 71 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Oh by the way. 72 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,960 Midgets. 73 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,640 Yeah we went out to the local eatery in town there. 74 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,640 Okay. 75 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:52,640 I'm gonna tell you. 76 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,640 Yes. 77 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Maybe we'll put it out. 78 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,760 Do we have to bleep out midget? 79 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,760 No but we might want to bleep out the name of this thing so in case this girl ever hears 80 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:08,400 it and there was a little midget girl that works there and she's the you know like the 81 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,400 hostess. 82 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,880 Is she a short service cook? 83 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,880 Yeah. 84 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:17,160 I mean it's funny because she was only like a half an inch shorter than Mary. 85 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,160 Oh well Jesus Christ. 86 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:23,120 And I'm like the only difference from you and her is she's legally a midget. 87 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,640 Mary can pick up that midget and probably toss her across the bar. 88 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,640 I mean listen. 89 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,400 It was fucking funny but she was cute. 90 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,640 She was a cute ass midget. 91 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,640 I thought of you. 92 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,640 Thank you very much. 93 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,360 I thought you'd like her. 94 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,600 Listen man anytime you're thinking of me I appreciate it. 95 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,360 If there's a midget in the mix then oh my god that's duly noted so I say then why give 96 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,680 me even the heaven even. 97 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,680 You know that? 98 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,120 I don't know about that. 99 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,840 Oh well I mean fucking amen. 100 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,840 We're only human right? 101 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,640 Oh at least I didn't say goddamn right. 102 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Oh man. 103 00:03:53,640 --> 00:04:00,120 But at the same time so then what were we talking about midget. 104 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:07,560 But she was real cute and it was funny because there was a you know like the boss's son. 105 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:13,520 The son was like doing busboy duty and he was about 12 years old and maybe even younger 106 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,960 like 10 years old and I said to Mary do you think he's you know banging the. 107 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,280 A 12 year old's banging. 108 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,280 I mean are you Jesus Christ. 109 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,840 Because they were the same height and shit. 110 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,480 That doesn't mean shit Jesus Christ. 111 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,480 Age duty you are Kelly. 112 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,200 Age ain't nothing but a number dude. 113 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,840 I think it's only illegal if it's by height. 114 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:38,280 It's not how things work dude. 115 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,600 No you know if it's being. 116 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,600 I mean come on really what are you going to do. 117 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,000 Now you're just going to start measuring. 118 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,160 I was saying you know the boy would be making the advance. 119 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,160 I'm not saying she was attacking. 120 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,160 He's 12 years old. 121 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,160 Right. 122 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,160 Man you're getting into murky water over here. 123 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,160 What are you doing. 124 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,200 Okay well at the same time we know you have a book Clivity for Midgets right. 125 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,200 I mean. 126 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,680 I'm not in love with them or nothing. 127 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,400 I mean I didn't say you were in love with them. 128 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,400 You're already married. 129 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,400 I mean that would be. 130 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,400 I don't like them. 131 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:15,000 Would she get quarter your stuff instead of half. 132 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah. 133 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,080 Well I mean you'd be the boss of that. 134 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,160 Thank God that your wife is my lawyer shall I say. 135 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,240 Because she keeps an eye on all of us right. 136 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,240 Yeah right. 137 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,740 Yeah right. 138 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,240 She's upstairs on 200 mg. 139 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,240 He's just wandering. 140 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:34,760 He had the fucking night card song going in her. 141 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,920 Oh you know what we're going to do this thing then maybe. 142 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,320 Well I'm going to fucking. 143 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,320 Oh shit. 144 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,600 I'm going to look at the news really quick. 145 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,440 Well you kind of keep an eye on what's going on. 146 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,960 And then I'm going to read a story out and I hope you do something silly. 147 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,960 What's going on here. 148 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,760 Because if you don't do something silly guess what Larry. 149 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,720 This ain't going to work. 150 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:59,600 California to not do business Walgreens or abortion pills. 151 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,600 I mean come on. 152 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,720 Jared Fogle this fucking guy. 153 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,120 You know what I mean. 154 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,120 Subway guy. 155 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:12,440 Yeah he's definitely the subway guy but at the same time I mean he was like talking to 156 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,960 this lady about doing stuff to work kids. 157 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:16,960 What. 158 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:17,960 Yeah. 159 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,960 What do you mean. 160 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,960 What do you think I mean. 161 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:24,680 I don't know anything about him except that he lost all sorts of weight and then. 162 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,040 He got in trouble with what some child porn or something. 163 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Yeah. 164 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,360 I don't know how you just brushed over that. 165 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,360 He just lost some weight. 166 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,360 Well I'm not brushing over it but. 167 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,360 He's like yeah he's lost weight. 168 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,480 I didn't know that he actually was confronting people and shit. 169 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,480 What was that. 170 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,000 I didn't know that he was confronting people and shit. 171 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I thought he was just. 172 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,480 Why do you think he's in fucking prison. 173 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,480 Well I don't know. 174 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,240 I don't know anything about the fucking story is the thing. 175 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,240 That's why I don't know. 176 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,240 I don't know why the motherfuckers are in prison. 177 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:56,120 Well there was the fat guy that had the fucking or skinny guy that had the fat guy that fucking 178 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,120 lost all the weight. 179 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,320 He had fat pants and then all of a sudden he's like talking to some fucking lady who 180 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,400 turns an informant. 181 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,600 And fucking this fucking guy is literally just talking to her like he's ordering a subway 182 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 sandwich. 183 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,600 What's he doing. 184 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,600 What's he talking about. 185 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Man you know I want pickles on it. 186 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,240 I want tomatoes. 187 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,520 I want fucking you know whatever else you got. 188 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,520 What is he doing on a child. 189 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,000 I want to drag it through the garden. 190 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,600 What do you say. 191 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,520 He's ordering up kids or something from these people. 192 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:29,240 No he was talking to this lady about her children that he wanted to see them naked. 193 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,240 Oh my god. 194 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 Yeah. 195 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,240 Oh my god. 196 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,240 And she thinks that a pedophile has her news. 197 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,760 And he thinks that she's going to go along with this or something. 198 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,920 Well no she turned him in. 199 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,920 That's how he got caught. 200 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Why would he say this. 201 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,240 Because the guy's a fucking pedophile. 202 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,240 Oh my fucking lord. 203 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,840 He's got the shit ton of cash. 204 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,840 I mean look at. 205 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:48,840 Listen. 206 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,440 I don't really want to talk about Epstein. 207 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,440 I'm a much really little girl. 208 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,040 The fucking blues brothers. 209 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,040 The women. 210 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,040 The children. 211 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,600 I think I don't know I'm probably chopping that up but it's like the women. 212 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,000 The little girls. 213 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,560 The fucking throwing shrimp in each other's mouths and shit. 214 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 I don't remember that shit. 215 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,600 You didn't remember the blues brothers. 216 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,600 Not really. 217 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,600 What the fuck. 218 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,600 Dude it was fucking. 219 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,600 I saw it once when it came out. 220 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 The long one. 221 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,600 The long man. 222 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600 Illinois Nazis man. 223 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,600 It's a great band name. 224 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,600 Yeah. 225 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,600 I mean play at certain rallies and events. 226 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:26,480 I mean we all. 227 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,480 You kind of pigeonholed him. 228 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,480 Yeah. 229 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,480 You didn't do it. 230 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,480 What did you do. 231 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,480 Kind of cuts you off from a big portion of the audience out there. 232 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,480 I am looking for the skinhead rally. 233 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,480 Where can we play. 234 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:39,240 I never liked those fucking skinheads man. 235 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,240 You know. 236 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:44,280 I was like did you just say you didn't like those skinheads. 237 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,280 Never liked them man. 238 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:49,320 They're always like you know when they show up at a punk show and shit. 239 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:54,400 They always you know they always seem fucking bigger and taller than me and they always fucking 240 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,400 seem a lot more aggressive. 241 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,400 That's why I'm fucking. 242 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,400 They're just. 243 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Just. 244 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,400 My mother fuckers. 245 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,400 I'm not down with that. 246 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,880 Anybody who's aggressive towards you no matter if they're a little fucking guy or a big 247 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,880 guy. 248 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,560 I'm not down with all the violence and shit. 249 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,800 I'm not down with all the violence of that. 250 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,000 Well I mean especially at that age right that kind of tells a bunch of character. 251 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Yeah exactly. 252 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I mean I know you like to kiss guys but hey you know what. 253 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 You're still a stand up dad. 254 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 You're not a fucking pilot. 255 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I like a softer approach. 256 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 You're fucking blowing your nose on Mike. 257 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Okay thank you for listening. 258 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Alright thanks for listening. 259 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 I'm Larry and Needles is a stroke. 260 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 And we love you guys. 261 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 We love you and have fun. 262 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 This is a lot to go to cut it off here. 263 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 We gotta cut it off right. 264 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Alright. 265 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 We had our moments. 266 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 We had our remonements. 267 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Oh my god. 268 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Look at and the mics get turned off and then that's what you say finally. 269 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 You got a good joke. 270 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Our remonements. 271 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Ah fuck. 272 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Jesus I gotta deal with you. 273 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 You know the mics are still hot. 274 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Yeah it's on there. 275 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I know.