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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles

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show. I'm Larry. We got Kiki here with us today.

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How you guys doing? And the chubby dude to my

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left, Needles, just got up. His tits were showing,

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so he's going to put a sweatshirt on. I'll tell

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you what, my eyes just kept looking at titties

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too. I'm an ashamed boy. Here's the thing, the

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camera makes you look fatter. Well, sort of that

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two -hits fucking hot dogs I had in the beef.

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No, I'm joking. I don't eat that bullshit. No,

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I don't. We had freaking... Oh, sorry. Welcome

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to the club. I had with fucking Woofman and that

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fucking Najed on meatloaf today. Good for you.

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Yeah, meatloaf's a shit. Not the singer, though.

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That guy was a real weirdo. Remember when he

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came out with that song? I would do anything

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for love, but I wouldn't do that. Come on, bud,

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why would you say that first part and then leave

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that second part in there? I would do anything

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for love except lose weight, stop drinking, stop

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beating my wife, stop doing all these dudes.

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I made a rubber stamp, future slurs, my fucking...

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Punk band, I made some DIY stickers real proud

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of myself. I mean, are we getting a fucking percentage

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of this? You're just advertising it on the pod

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right now? Yeah. Rock and roll. I love the rubber

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stamp shit, dude. That's awesome. That's DIY.

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That's what they give you when you're fucking...

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You know what I want to know is like the company

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that makes the stamps, like when you send that

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in to them. They're like, what the fuck? This

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guy is weird. I got a Larry and the English rubber

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stamp from them. It looks just like our prescription

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pen. A logo, yeah. Oh, that's fucking awesome.

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Got some things for you guys, you know the expression.

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No boy straight from the horse's mouth Where

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that came from in the old days? Mr. Ed? Yeah,

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exactly They heard him talk and they said right

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from the horse's mouth. This horse talks. No,

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it was uh The old days when you were gonna get

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a horse buy a horse or something and the guy

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doing my horse. Yeah. Yeah Not that kind. This

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is the kind you could ride not the kind that

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she's a trotter. Yeah Absolutely. So you know

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the guy selling you the horse would be telling

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you, you know all kinds of yarns Oh, this horse

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is great blah blah blah while the field but the

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real deal is you would look in the horse's mouth

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and test see how old it was see if it's healthy

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you could tell you know, That's a lot of information

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back in the day from looking in the horse's mouth.

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So that's where you got a step stool and check

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That's actually pretty cool. You gotta make sure

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before you buy it. You can lead a horse to water,

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but you gotta need a step stool to fuck it. There's

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a 3D one I made. See, that one's got a lot of

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time on your hands, Larry. Real a lot of didn't

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take but a minute needles. Yeah, that's all right.

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Just one minute. You'll never get there Looking

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for he's still healing from his injuries. No,

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he's not Yeah, I'm still healing. I'm still hurting

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syphilis Yeah, here's another one for ya sleep

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tight, you know where that came from Hopefully

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when they tuck you in bed and rip the sheets

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around you because the bugs don't get in No,

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but that's a good guess. What do you think, Kiki?

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Yeah, sleep tight. That's what fucking everybody's

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fucking cramped into saying. That's a good guess.

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Is that what they tell you when you're at Epstein's

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Island? Yeah, they say sleep tight. Watch your

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ass. Watch your ass. No, back in the day before

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they had like box springs and fucking springs

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and shit. The beds were just like a frame, a

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square frame with fucking ropes and strings tied.

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So you had to tighten the fucking strings before

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you'd sleep, otherwise you'd have a shitty night's

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sleep. They still make that shit. No shit. We're

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the only country that uses box springs. But that's

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where sleep tight came from. Because if you didn't

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tighten your fucking shit, you're gonna have

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a horrible night. Think about all the countries

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you visit, we're the only country that uses a

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box spring. Dude, when we would go on tour in

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Europe, this is thicker than most mattresses.

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I'm not even kidding, they're about... as thick

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without the lid of this guitar case. I like those

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kind of mattresses. I like the hard shit. I bet

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you you do. You like the hard shit. You like

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the hard shit. The soft shit. The hard R. Yeah.

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Well, you know what? I can't say that. I'm not

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complaining. I just noticed it visually, but

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I can't say that it bothered me. Now I've come

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to think of it. What's that? The beds? Yeah.

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It's not like I couldn't sleep because of that.

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First of all, your body's going to sleep no matter

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what. Yeah. You sleep on the ground. you sleep

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anywhere. You know, we're just, this country

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is just such - I usually slept in the van. But

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no, but this country, we're so, what do you call

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it? We're so - luxurious, you know what I mean?

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Oh, we need a bed where you can bounce a bowling

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ball off of it. Any other person next to you

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can't feel it. I won't spill my glass of wine.

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You know what you need to make? A bed that if

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you have a squirter girlfriend doesn't absorb

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all of that stuff. We can go to the moon, but

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we can't make a non -squirter bed. We can't go

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to the moon, but we can invent a non -squirter

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bed. You think they could. Pending trademarks.

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It only comes in twin That's the only reason

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that's the only way you would know if it was

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a twin bed if you were actually doing it because

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you know I would be like you fucking sleep on

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the wet spot Well, after you're done, man, I

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actually would go to sleep. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

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I'm going to sleep, too. I'm taking samples with

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my nose of that thing. Well, there's time for

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that. Why are you sniffing the mattress? Get

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out of there. I don't see the point in that if

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you just made the bitch squirt. I mean, what

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the fuck is the... Is the point in what? It's

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a joke, Larry. I know. And so is mine. Well,

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thank you. You just finally got it. That's good,

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Larry. I like how you finally got that, though.

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But no. And why do they call the twin bud? Is

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it stack two twins up and they're like, yep,

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that's twin. No, I think they call it a twin

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bed because they're small enough to fit two of

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them in a room and there's usually just two of

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them. There's never usually one twin bed in a

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room. You know what, that makes sense. No, it

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really doesn't, but that really does actually.

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If there's one bed in the room, they usually

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would get a king or a queen. Yeah. Or at least

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a double. For kids, yeah. Unless you were like

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the Brady, or not the Brady Bunch, who was the

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one? Mary Tyler Moore. No, the Beaver Cleavers.

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Yeah, they slept in separate beds. The most filthiest

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thing ever said on TV. Ward, weren't you a little

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hired on the beaver last night? No, I think those

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twin beds are made for like that double headed

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broad. That Bill Clinton was pictured with in

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Umstead Island. Oh, that's hilarious. I love

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it. No, that's not AI. She was really weird.

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Actually, it's not AI. The chick has two heads.

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But I know that. That part's real, but I'm talking

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about she wasn't with Clinton. No, no, no, no.

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Just like the picture of... Wait, if Bill could

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have had her, he would have. No, let me tell

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you, Billy loves dirty scraps. I know he does.

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He's a hound dog. He's a fucking hound dog. But

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the picture of, what's her fucking name? Guthrie

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with... the Bill and Hillary, Nancy Guthrie,

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the fucking bitch that's missing. They think

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she's still alive. She's been dead since fucking

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two hours after they kidnapped her. If not even

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that long. I just heard that broad got kidnapped.

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What's the story? It's been two weeks. I don't

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pay attention to any of that bullshit. You wanna

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know what it is? It's a distraction. It's total

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distraction. You know how many people go missing

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every year in the United States and all of a

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sudden this broad gets the fuck out of there?

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That's what me and Mary were talking about. All

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these kids go missing and they're fucking all,

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they're all up. arms over an eighty fucking five

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-year -old lady yeah that doesn't mean while

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800 ,000 kids go missing here. Are you fucking

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kidding me? Who's kidnapping an 85 year old lady?

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That's the thing. They showed the statistics

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of the age ranges and it starts like with babies

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all the way down to zero and then it's, you know,

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as they get older and then like the curve and

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then it goes back down and by the time it gets

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back to 85 year old ladies, it's back down to

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zero percent. First of all, Rob's probably got

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dementia. She's still walking in some desert.

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Yeah, yeah, she's fucked up. She just vanished

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on her own. So it's probably an inside job. Absolutely.

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Nah, I saw a thing today where it showed, you

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know how like they got a picture of the guy's

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eyeball through the fucking ski mask and they

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show a picture of the girl who's on TV, the daughter

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Guthrie, Savannah Guthrie. I don't know who that

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is. She works for like ABC or NBC or some shit.

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She's like a big time fucking anchor. Well, anyways,

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they match up the eyeball and they're like, not

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for nothing, but this looks like the same fucking

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eye. Maybe, but the thing is... It's just meant

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to stir people up and cause fear. That's all

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it is, man. It's all predictive programming,

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fear -mongering. Well, they thought this could

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sidetrack from the abstain files. Well, yeah,

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and Minnesota, what's going on in Minnesota.

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But it's not. I mean, nobody's been killed by

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ICE lately, so that's kind of weird. Well, no,

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I get it. I really thought that was the trend.

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That's kind of unfortunate. Well, no, I thought

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that was gonna be the trend, but the trend now

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is... is that they're taking children and making

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them protest. Did you see that? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. There's a classroom of fucking, fucking

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six year old kids in first grade. But if you

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realize the teachers out there with them, come

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on, we've moved. It started with teachers protesting

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out in the street. Yeah. Then it moved on to

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the lady getting killed. Yeah. Guess what? If

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you use children as shields like Israelis, what's

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going to happen? Well, that's I mean, that is

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just what's going to come to fruition that always

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like okay so but the problem is is that if this

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is what you want to do to kids that's fine because

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these are not touching them thank god yeah maybe

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if i mean as long as they're protesting that's

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fine you know we're not you're not touching the

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kids they're in school well yeah at least we

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can see them if they're not being touched huh

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at least you can see them and they're not being

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touched but for that few minutes that they're

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outside a few minutes they're outside it's all

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fake and gay but no but didn't they uh didn't

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they agree Minnesota the governor and everything

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agreed to release the prisoners to Hold them

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and I they told them in a detainer. Yeah, and

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they're not paying them They just don't release

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not catching release anymore, right? So guess

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what that's solved the problem. Yeah, but but

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kiki that the whole thing was is that They should

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have done that initially Did you ever see the

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South Park where they're playing Texas against

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the Mexicans and butters gets lost and they think

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he's amazed like the king of Mexico No, he gets

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taken back to Mexico and now they're like they

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deported so many Mexicans because they didn't

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deport him but met Butters playing his game said

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I want to go back to Mexico and he's in a restaurant

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and all the guys are like speaking in Spanish.

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Yeah man this place sucks Mexico was way better

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let's go back so they round everyone up and go

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back and now there's no one to fucking cut the

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lawns and they're like fuck we need some Mexicans

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back and so the border patrols like come on come

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back come back it was fucking good butters was

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the king man America's full stay the fuck out

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that's how it should be yeah we were talking

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about last week that when Jay was on that she

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or her family was Irish or whatever, and they

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were dating a Polak, and that was OG racism I

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want to get back to. Yeah, unacceptable. That's

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totally perfect racism, whites against whites.

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Yeah, dude, that's how it was back then. That's

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all I want. It was the mix, the dagos. Yeah.

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Oh, you know what, though? You're going to fucking

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just tarnish the fucking gene pool. That's what

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you want to do. You want to water everything

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down to the lowest common denominator. And then

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you just start to realize that. I mean, we sent

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you that clip from fucking Killory. Saying that

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oh we did that we did all this shit wrong that

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we let too many people in it Yeah, now we got

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a fit and that's a rip in the timeline right

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there Yeah, yeah, you never would think because

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all you never that think that would come out

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of her mouth in this day and you know what? That's

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a definition of shooting your own fucking foot

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off. They just showed us right first of all If

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it's not fucking fake and gay, I mean Here's

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another thing man Everything they're showing

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us probably already happened and now they're

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just spoon -feeding it to the people who aren't

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woken up yet Well, you know what I can get it

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like we talk about what's possible with this

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good old Milton Bill Cooper said they're gonna

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give you a bunch of shit and you have to decipher

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what Absolutely what's fiction the same people

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telling you the truth are making up cool lines

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about it to everything they tell us is Pizzagate,

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fuck it, I don't care. Epstein's Island, I don't

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give a fuck. Okay, Necker Island owned by Richard

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Branson with the Nexium coal. You got St. Bart's

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that's right in that vicinity. It's 130 miles

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away where all the elites go and they fucking

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party. And then you have the Bush's own, or not

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the Bush's, the Biden's own an island. With you,

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I think it's like 80 miles away from there. Not

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even 80 miles. It's like 40 miles or whatever.

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Okay, I mean, that's close, man. All that bimini,

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it's all been trafficking for fucking centuries.

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Years, decades. Well, we're slave routes. Centuries.

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The initial fucking, the Jews brought the slaves

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through. Yeah. That's the initial slave route.

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Well, well. Here's the other thing. Here's the

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other thing people don't get. Here's the other

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thing people don't get. All these crybabies about

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slavery, blah, blah, blah, this and that, reparation.

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Da da da when all the slaves came to the Americas

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not just to the not calm well when they were

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brought by the Jews Yeah, when the Jews brought

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him here. There we go. They did only like 5 %

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came to the United States. No, 2 % of people

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in the United States had slaves. I'm saying about

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the percentage of slaves coming to the U .S.

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90 % of them were going to South America. But

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I'm saying the ones that are going to the Americas,

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they went to Jamaica, they went to fucking South

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America, Brazil, fucking Argentina. Dude, they

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were getting slaves like crazy. They got a lot

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of land. Do you want to know how you can look?

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Look at the demographics of these countries.

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You look at Brazil, it's majority black. It's

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black. Well, no, I mean, the northern part of

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Brazil is. Well, but, I mean, how many, what

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is it, a billion people live there? Brazil's

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fucking huge. It's big. Yeah, it's huge. It's

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big. You go down to the south, it's like... You

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know, it's white Italian and listen, I don't

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even believe history. I don't even think they

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brought slaves over here. Oh, I just think we

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were just stuck on this shit hole, whatever it

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is. It's a huge simulation and they just want

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to put the screws to us and release our loose.

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So speaking of that, let's change it like that.

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What was his name? Avery. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the

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guy from talking about the missing 1000 years.

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Yeah. Yeah. I love that shit with the mud floods

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and stuff like that. All of a sudden. Yeah, the

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French just fucking went out into the fucking.

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I mean, it was vast wasteland or vast land. You

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just kill everybody. The Mayans had their own

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calendar. You rewind everything. Well, the Mayans

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have their own calendar. We have our own calendar.

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The Chinese have their own calendar. Why is there

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so much? To the discrepancy, you know, because

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they want to pervert the calendars and take you

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away from the Lord Well, you think it would be

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all symbiotic though. Like we'd all work together

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It's not symbiotic, but it's all symbol banking

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it works on the same date But I remember going

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to Thailand checking a girl's ID. Wait a minute

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Jesus, man Let's just erase this eight Wait a

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minute, you weren't even born yet. Like what

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is this year's Yeah, the way they write it. No,

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not the way they write it, but the years they're

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using the years are using like four thousand

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and Like the Jewish calendar is like totally

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different if you go to a Jewish funeral, which

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I have, you know Yeah, I know people. Yeah. Yeah,

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okay, you know a lot of my loved ones in a spade.

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Yeah, absolutely and the G and they go by you

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know, like This person blah blah blah born and

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whatever year they're real star. Yeah, and they're

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going like five years ago No, no, no, no, no,

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no They're going by some ancient calendar and

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they're saying it's the year like four thousand

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and four thousand three hundred and seventy -nine

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Yeah, no, yeah, it's a fucking weird number where

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they didn't they didn't click over when Jesus

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was born they Listen, that's just more bullshit.

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It really is like one thing I can believe Well,

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I mean, that's what they want you to believe

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though just to incite anger out of you Which

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is such a great narrative, isn't it? Like, oh

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my god. It doesn't excite anger out of me, man.

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It makes me think that his Jesus's blood spilled

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is what's gonna save me, man. That's what saves

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me. You're missing the point. Do you fucking

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walk around downtown or like, the Jews killed

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Jesus. We need to build a fucking remembrance

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of in every state. You know what I mean? Like

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a Holocaust museum. And this happened. That's

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what I'm saying. Like you would think that if

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they did that. that to our Lord and Savior Jesus

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Christ, we would be up in arms about it. You

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would bring it up at every turning point. Here's

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the thing though, man. It says right in the Bible,

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you gotta forgive. Yeah, but that's all fake,

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Larry. Religion is the biggest psyop. For you

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it is. No, but no, Jesus ain't fake. What do

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you mean? I didn't say Jesus isn't fake. I said

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religion is the biggest psyop. Well, his deal

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is to forgive. Forget religion. I'm just talking

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about it. But who told you that, though? Some

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words written in a book that says they were Jesus.

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Right? Yeah, but it does make sense. In order

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to have a good society... Nothing makes sense.

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No, it does. In order to have a good society...

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Okay, now you forgive people. Well, yes. Absolutely.

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Okay, but why doesn't other religions believe

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that? Because they're dumb. Because it's not

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the right religion. Well, I'm just saying though.

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Exactly, because they're all fucked up. It's

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not that it's not the right religion. It's put

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there as an antagonist to work against these

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other religions. Because it's not the right religion.

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More people have been killed from religion than

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any other thing in the world. Yeah. All the Satanists,

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when they get all up in arms about things, they

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don't get mad at the Muslims, they don't get

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mad at the Buddhists, they don't get mad at anything

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else. Except for Christianity, because it's the

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only one that scares them, it's the only one

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that works against them. No, it's the easiest

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one to defame. It's the only one that's real.

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You have a fucking Charlie head bow shit, that

00:19:07.740 --> 00:19:10.180
guy got his head chopped off. What is that, they

00:19:10.180 --> 00:19:12.380
don't think it's real? But you don't know what's

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real. That's not what you're supposed to do,

00:19:38.549 --> 00:19:42.380
fool. But you've wished death on people before.

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No, I have not. Bullshit. Never. Don't fucking

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lie. I have never wished death on somebody. I

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haven't. Okay. I've never wished death on anybody.

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I've never said I hope they fuck. And now you're

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lying. I'm not lying. Have you wished death on

00:19:57.160 --> 00:20:00.740
somebody? No. See? Yeah, you're lying too. Oh,

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I wish your motherfucker would die. If this hooper

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doesn't give me good head tonight, fucking she's

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gonna be good. Uncle Sniffy's Rickshaw Rick.

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Rickshaw rides. Well... I don't know, I fucking

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think, I don't know. That's your problem, you

00:20:21.299 --> 00:20:24.420
think. Yeah, okay. Your problem is you think

00:20:24.420 --> 00:20:26.359
you know. He just can't take a joke. I don't

00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:28.539
know anything. I know. That's what I'm saying.

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I know that. I'm gonna play devil's advocate

00:20:32.140 --> 00:20:33.980
though. You know what I mean? When I was a young

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kid, you know what they did? Well, when you're

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young, you say a lot of dumb shit. They wish

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somebody to die, but not really. Yes, exactly.

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I'm not saying you meant it to fucking actual,

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like you put a hex on somebody. If you do it

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nowadays, That's another story. Oh no, that's

00:20:47.180 --> 00:20:49.380
you as a human being and a man and an adult being

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like, there's other ways to solve stuff except

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wishing people would die. I see accidents and

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things and I say, man, I wish, I hope they didn't

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die. It goes with that saying. It depends on

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how bad their injuries are. I don't wish that

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on my worst enemy. You know what I mean? If you're

00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:08.880
in a stroke or you're in a coma, you want those

00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:10.880
people to be in a better place. Yeah, that's

00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:14.799
true. Wouldn't wish hell on anybody either man.

00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:15.980
Yeah, but you know what though. That's another

00:21:15.980 --> 00:21:19.900
construct of nothing ism how We're living in

00:21:19.900 --> 00:21:23.339
hell right now Yeah, this is hell this ain't

00:21:23.339 --> 00:21:26.319
hell bro. This is hell Dude, I go out fucking

00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:28.920
twice a week play the guitar with some random

00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:32.619
fucking people Drink with my friends hell. Yeah,

00:21:32.779 --> 00:21:35.059
it sounds pretty fucking cool to me. It's not

00:21:35.059 --> 00:21:37.599
hell Let me tell you how it sounds like a sugar

00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:42.960
baby Whatever. It doesn't sound too bad. But

00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:45.599
hell, they've told you about fire and brimstone

00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:48.799
in hell, and you have to be so afraid, but like,

00:21:48.900 --> 00:21:50.440
you look at these other... Well, that's the scary

00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:52.920
shit. But that's one thing though. No, it's bad.

00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:54.920
It's bad. I know, but that's what I'm just saying.

00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:57.200
They instill these things in you. When I was

00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.960
a little kid and I went to parochial school,

00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:02.000
they would be like, oh, if you don't, if you

00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:03.680
touch yourself, you're going to hell. And then

00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:04.940
you touch yourself and you're like, I didn't

00:22:04.940 --> 00:22:07.740
go to hell. Okay, and then you look at the news.

00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:09.619
No, that was pierogi school. Yeah, that's you,

00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:12.700
Fett. And then you look at the news and you're

00:22:12.700 --> 00:22:15.559
like, oh my god, this guy murdered these people

00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:18.019
and he's gonna get out in 20 and 15 years has

00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:21.119
no remorse. So this guy abused people, get no

00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:23.180
remorse at all. And then you know what they do?

00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:27.180
They, right before they die, oh Jesus. I absolve

00:22:27.180 --> 00:22:29.019
me of my sins. All right. Now you're going to

00:22:29.019 --> 00:22:31.779
not you're not going to hell. Well, Jesus forget

00:22:31.779 --> 00:22:34.819
what a loophole he forgiveth Yeah, it ain't a

00:22:34.819 --> 00:22:36.900
loophole. You got to repent and you got to mean

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it. Sometimes you get denied man You can't just

00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:43.200
fucking say it the last second be acting like

00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:47.240
a fool your whole life and then say, okay Well,

00:22:47.339 --> 00:22:49.819
they're gonna end up in hell. It's a loophole.

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But how do you know? You know, some people don't

00:22:52.230 --> 00:22:54.170
do that. Some people don't give a shit. Dude,

00:22:54.230 --> 00:22:55.230
you know what I was thinking about the other

00:22:55.230 --> 00:22:58.069
day that scared the shit out of me? Where's the

00:22:58.069 --> 00:23:00.369
lid for this fucking thing? Imagine fucking,

00:23:00.369 --> 00:23:02.269
uh... Do you have the lid or something? Did you

00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:02.970
take it off? I don't have the lid. You just gave

00:23:02.970 --> 00:23:05.009
me the hitter. Oh shit, it fell off. What do

00:23:05.009 --> 00:23:08.019
you call it? Dying in your sleep. What what's

00:23:08.019 --> 00:23:10.140
wrong with that? That's a good thing. Why you

00:23:10.140 --> 00:23:15.119
just go to sleep? That's the knock out and that's

00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.700
That is the way to go well at least if you were

00:23:18.700 --> 00:23:20.720
like if I had a heart attack right now and died

00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:26.319
right here then Finally fucking get some numbers

00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:32.319
Yeah, finally needles did something creative.

00:23:32.539 --> 00:23:37.539
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I love it Finally trying to

00:23:37.539 --> 00:23:40.119
be an asshole over here. He doesn't even know

00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:41.740
where he's at half the time. We just spit on

00:23:41.740 --> 00:23:48.319
you. Like oh the rig of mortis has sat in. You

00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:52.259
can keep the camera rolling too when the EMTs

00:23:52.259 --> 00:23:54.539
come and get me. Oh fuck yeah dude it's gonna

00:23:54.539 --> 00:23:57.299
be a long podcast. I wore my thong just in case.

00:23:58.579 --> 00:24:02.660
That's great. But no that shit scares me like

00:24:02.660 --> 00:24:04.440
all of a sudden you just go to sleep and then

00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:07.079
that's it. Well, you gotta be right with God

00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:10.000
before you turn in, bitch. You and this right

00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:13.460
with God. Well, okay, be wrong with God. I was

00:24:13.460 --> 00:24:15.000
gonna say, yeah, you don't want to be wrong with

00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:18.940
God. What's wrong with God? Nothing. He's perfect.

00:24:20.359 --> 00:24:25.900
You got your kiss now, you homos. I want you

00:24:25.900 --> 00:24:29.970
kissing where God can't see. No, I know I listen

00:24:29.970 --> 00:24:32.269
I'm just playing the devil's advocate and antagonizing

00:24:32.269 --> 00:24:34.009
you right now, you know You're gonna be playing

00:24:34.009 --> 00:24:36.170
the devil's bitch in hell if you don't watch

00:24:36.170 --> 00:24:38.490
your mouth I hope he has a cool fiddle and I

00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:40.769
told you I'm gonna be down in hell with the kid

00:24:40.769 --> 00:24:43.910
most kick -ass pontoon boat with like two topless

00:24:43.910 --> 00:24:49.490
ladies one that's got like one tit burn And then

00:24:49.490 --> 00:24:56.849
Rory Joe sees fucking a kid I mean, he's three

00:24:56.849 --> 00:24:59.829
foot nine with a ten foot dick, isn't he? He's

00:24:59.829 --> 00:25:02.369
not in fucking hell. It was like a Tuesday night.

00:25:02.430 --> 00:25:04.950
I'm at a fish bone show and Kid Rock is back

00:25:04.950 --> 00:25:06.710
in a fish bone. I never heard of him before.

00:25:06.710 --> 00:25:09.509
It was way in the beginning. And I see the little

00:25:09.509 --> 00:25:11.569
mic stand out there before they come on stage.

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And I'm thinking, oh, the guy must have a saxophone

00:25:13.569 --> 00:25:15.930
player or something. Because it was, like, low.

00:25:16.309 --> 00:25:18.430
And all of a sudden, this midget comes out. But

00:25:18.430 --> 00:25:21.190
I thought it was a little kid. He does look like

00:25:21.190 --> 00:25:22.930
a little kid. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm

00:25:22.930 --> 00:25:24.710
like, it's Tuesday night. This kid should be

00:25:24.710 --> 00:25:27.230
in bed getting ready for school. And this fucker's

00:25:27.230 --> 00:25:29.950
out on the road with this band. These guys are

00:25:29.950 --> 00:25:34.039
really hellbillies, man. I was like, wow. And

00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.980
then later I realized when people told me that

00:25:36.980 --> 00:25:39.859
it was a midget. At first I was telling Mary,

00:25:40.019 --> 00:25:42.119
what the fuck? This guy should be put in jail.

00:25:42.140 --> 00:25:44.539
Yeah, he's actually caring finally. He's like,

00:25:44.619 --> 00:25:48.900
hey, how come that kid isn't with me? Hey kid,

00:25:48.900 --> 00:25:52.119
you need a ride home? Yeah. But I was just fucking

00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:54.720
blown away. Yeah, I bet you you were. There's

00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:56.480
nothing better than midgets. We've talked about

00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:01.759
this before. The Brazilian Nugget Jib. The little

00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:07.940
fucking midget from... The little midget from

00:26:07.940 --> 00:26:13.559
Game of Thrones. Never seen it. He was out there

00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:16.099
crying on the street corner this week. Peter

00:26:16.099 --> 00:26:18.839
Dinklage, which is a great midget name. Dink

00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:23.299
-lage. You think he'd be Chinese? Oh, the anvil!

00:26:23.980 --> 00:26:29.359
Oh, Mr. Dinker Ridge! Your room is ready, sir!

00:26:32.220 --> 00:26:34.859
Your fried rice is ready. That guy really screwed

00:26:34.859 --> 00:26:37.319
over midgets, too. So yeah, he was out there,

00:26:37.460 --> 00:26:40.019
blah, blah, blah, fuck ice and this and that,

00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:42.619
and I'm thinking, why would these assholes get

00:26:42.619 --> 00:26:44.799
involved? You know what you do? Who cares? This

00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:47.180
is what you do, okay? You know what a trebuchet

00:26:47.180 --> 00:27:13.240
is? Welcome, Senor Dinklage. And you know what

00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:17.059
else? Game of Thrones had English accents and

00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:19.539
he sounded like regular American. Fuck that guy.

00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:22.579
I would, man, fuck. I'm not a fan. I'm just telling

00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:24.579
you, the little midget was out there. You guys

00:27:24.579 --> 00:27:26.480
like midgets, you know. No, I'm just saying the

00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:29.619
greatest movie in the world is Tiptoes. Where

00:27:29.619 --> 00:27:33.839
Gary Oldman plays a midget on his knees and Dinklage

00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:36.799
is actually in the midget and he's on a trike

00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:40.470
riding with um... Who's the wrestling guy David

00:27:40.470 --> 00:27:44.369
not Schwimmer? Who's the guy with the? Who's

00:27:44.369 --> 00:27:47.089
the tranny that killed herself with our cat?

00:27:47.769 --> 00:27:50.069
Patricia, our cat. She killed herself? One of

00:27:50.069 --> 00:27:52.529
them did, I don't know. There's David, Patricia,

00:27:52.750 --> 00:27:54.410
I don't know. One turned into a tranny and then...

00:27:54.410 --> 00:27:56.369
The good -looking one that was in Pulp Fiction

00:27:56.369 --> 00:27:59.890
with all the piercings in her face? Pulp Fiction?

00:28:00.009 --> 00:28:02.730
Where? Is that her? I think so. Oh, yeah, when

00:28:02.730 --> 00:28:04.109
they went and shot Dope at that dude's house.

00:28:04.130 --> 00:28:06.069
He's like, who the fuck is that broad with all

00:28:06.069 --> 00:28:07.910
those piercings and shit? That's my wife. Yeah,

00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:10.329
exactly. I've done that before. No, it wasn't

00:28:10.329 --> 00:28:12.609
his wife. It was his girlfriend. It was his friend.

00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:16.799
No, I think he said it's my wife. That's my wife,

00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:18.160
man. He's like, hey, what do you think of my

00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:20.099
wife's girlfriend out there? And he's like, is

00:28:20.099 --> 00:28:22.140
she the one with all the shit in her face? No,

00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:25.900
that's my wife. Oh, really? Yeah. Remember when

00:28:25.900 --> 00:28:28.559
that dumb bitch came out screaming, meh, when

00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:30.259
they were dying in the fucking living room? That

00:28:30.259 --> 00:28:32.099
was the wife. Yeah, but she didn't have shit

00:28:32.099 --> 00:28:34.420
in her face. I think she had some piercings going

00:28:34.420 --> 00:28:35.839
on. Dude, she was hot. That shit's gay as fuck.

00:28:36.220 --> 00:28:37.420
I mean, I don't know why. That's the one that

00:28:37.420 --> 00:28:39.940
offed herself? I don't know. And then there's

00:28:39.940 --> 00:28:42.180
another sister that's hotter even. That's the

00:28:42.180 --> 00:28:44.079
one that's in the Tiptoes movie. Yeah, but it's

00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:47.579
very funny though. He's gonna hook up with this

00:28:47.579 --> 00:28:50.099
chick. It's a family of midgets. Okay, so it's

00:28:50.099 --> 00:28:53.420
a family of midgets and they have Matthew McConaughey.

00:28:53.900 --> 00:28:58.039
Like that's the one. Regular guy? That's not

00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:00.940
a midget? Yeah, and then he meets this. He's

00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:04.160
smokin' hot. Well, not Sandra, or, uh... So he

00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.119
meets a smokin' hot midget? No, no, he meets

00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.400
a regular chick, and then she meets the family,

00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.660
and she doesn't, because he has midget jeans

00:29:12.660 --> 00:29:15.960
in him, she doesn't want to risk it getting banged

00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:19.500
out by him. Is that how it goes? Yeah. She's

00:29:19.500 --> 00:29:23.160
like, I don't want your midget jeans. What? That's

00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:27.250
very fuckin' bigoted. I'll tell you what actually

00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:34.309
that's very small I'll tell you what I do like

00:29:34.309 --> 00:29:36.690
Peter Dinklage's character in the Game of Thrones

00:29:36.690 --> 00:29:38.750
though. I never seen it. Yeah. Oh, that's a great

00:29:38.750 --> 00:29:42.329
movie. He was a whore Yeah, yeah little fucking

00:29:42.329 --> 00:29:44.950
drunkard looking for some fucking hookers. He

00:29:44.950 --> 00:29:47.789
was smart as fuck, too But he was also a whinal

00:29:47.789 --> 00:29:52.319
another fake scenario history So fake, no. Oh

00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:55.980
no. I would imagine that medieval shit's real.

00:29:56.500 --> 00:29:58.440
The parts with the dragons and shit is real.

00:29:59.059 --> 00:30:01.200
Yeah. The parts with the dragons is real. They

00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.759
show the ice wall in there. That's real. I mean,

00:30:04.859 --> 00:30:06.380
what do you want to do, man? I mean, do you want

00:30:06.380 --> 00:30:08.059
to fucking split hairs about what's real and

00:30:08.059 --> 00:30:10.359
what's not? Yeah, let's do that. I mean, that

00:30:10.359 --> 00:30:12.740
sounds horrible. Get my hair splitter machine.

00:30:13.019 --> 00:30:16.490
Yeah. Where do we start? Oh. Room 4412 at the

00:30:16.490 --> 00:30:23.470
Hilton. That's what we're going to do. That's

00:30:23.470 --> 00:30:32.990
real. I know that that's tangible. Needles is

00:30:32.990 --> 00:30:37.349
involved in fucking... Part of the problem. Needles

00:30:37.349 --> 00:30:39.230
is part of the problem. What are you doing right

00:30:39.230 --> 00:30:41.369
now? I'm just telling our people out there. No,

00:30:41.390 --> 00:30:42.450
you should just probably be quiet for a second.

00:30:42.450 --> 00:30:44.970
Needles is part of the problem. You don't see

00:30:44.970 --> 00:30:47.250
this? He's trying to entice me into a conversation

00:30:47.250 --> 00:30:50.170
with a retard. It ain't gonna happen. No, you

00:30:50.170 --> 00:30:52.190
are part of the problem. That's all. I'm not

00:30:52.190 --> 00:30:57.150
trying to entice you. I might be. Maybe I am,

00:30:57.150 --> 00:30:59.269
but. Slippy McLippy over here. He's like, we're

00:30:59.269 --> 00:31:02.009
not talking about me. Yeah, exactly. I'm just

00:31:02.009 --> 00:31:03.849
trashing you in front of our nine listeners.

00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:07.769
This is your moment in the fucking light. The

00:31:07.769 --> 00:31:10.890
spotlight. That's all right. I'm not the one

00:31:10.890 --> 00:31:13.589
perpetuating shit. I'm not perpetuating anything

00:31:13.589 --> 00:31:17.630
at all. So get this. Oh boy. I'm bored of fucking

00:31:17.630 --> 00:31:19.349
these data centers. So get this and sniff your

00:31:19.349 --> 00:31:23.319
finger. No, no, cause I'm just supervising these

00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:27.839
guys. I fucking hope so. So I'm gonna supervise

00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:31.880
these workers. So I'm fucking bored all day.

00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:35.279
So they just started hiring security to sit at

00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:38.099
all the doors of like the server room. Cause

00:31:38.099 --> 00:31:41.019
they don't want anybody going in there. So the

00:31:41.019 --> 00:31:43.160
one day I went up to - So wait a second, some

00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:46.359
black dude just sits outside a door. Oh, they

00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:48.940
have for twenty three shifts three eight hours

00:31:48.940 --> 00:31:51.940
24 7 24 7 and there's nobody even that's I haven't

00:31:51.940 --> 00:31:53.759
said I'm like man There's nobody here at night,

00:31:53.779 --> 00:31:55.980
but the security in their place to get in just

00:31:55.980 --> 00:31:58.119
into that place I'm sure that it goes right to

00:31:58.119 --> 00:31:59.900
the police station if somebody well now it's

00:31:59.900 --> 00:32:02.460
still this job site still being worked on So

00:32:02.460 --> 00:32:04.339
it's like did the security it's a little loose.

00:32:04.339 --> 00:32:06.859
Well, we kind of tell them what's going on kind

00:32:06.859 --> 00:32:12.000
of a voice town I saw your twinkle in your eye

00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.480
how like the security so loosely so they just

00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.880
came in So there's this one cute little black

00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:19.759
girl. I texted this. Yeah. Well, here we go.

00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:23.559
Working at the door. Yeah. And I came up to her.

00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:25.160
I'm like, you know, excuse me, ma 'am, you know,

00:32:25.380 --> 00:32:30.039
the. Need to see your underwear They wanted me

00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.299
to come around and make sure the security wasn't

00:32:32.299 --> 00:32:34.200
you know on their phones and stuff and I see

00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:36.000
you're on your phone Okay, why don't you just

00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:37.940
say it from you? They want to make sure the blacks

00:32:37.940 --> 00:32:49.390
are working She got all nervous and shit and

00:32:49.390 --> 00:32:50.809
gives me her phone. I'm like, what do you give

00:32:50.809 --> 00:32:52.269
me your phone? Oh, why didn't you look at her

00:32:52.269 --> 00:32:59.269
picture? No, no, no, you might see some anaconda

00:32:59.269 --> 00:33:11.640
stuff It's gonna be burned in like fucking You'll

00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:13.579
see that bitch at work in the hallway and get

00:33:13.579 --> 00:33:15.519
a little sick every time. You're like, here,

00:33:15.660 --> 00:33:18.220
I bought you this pad so you could sit on it

00:33:18.220 --> 00:33:19.680
and when the shift is done, you're like, give

00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:23.079
me that. Give me that pad. I take it every day.

00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:26.079
Yeah, you take it home. But then the other day,

00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:28.680
I was wearing a big Ziploc. Yeah, no. I need

00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:30.920
you to seal this up. He's got a heater in there.

00:33:32.059 --> 00:33:34.500
You're just feeding her, too. You're like, oh,

00:33:34.500 --> 00:33:38.740
how about some chicken? How about some tacos?

00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:44.480
Give her some pineapple Watermelon, whoa, that's

00:33:44.480 --> 00:34:02.119
racist We do not talk like Chicken chicken You

00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:04.440
know what you do to her you sing the first line

00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.900
of the KFC song and see if she's what is the

00:34:06.900 --> 00:34:09.579
first line of the KFC song? What is a KFC song,

00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:12.380
you know like the commercial? Actually, no, you

00:34:12.380 --> 00:34:14.619
know what today? Well, there was love that chicken

00:34:14.619 --> 00:34:16.880
from Popeyes. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking

00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:22.039
about No, remember shut out the chat a lack just

00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.860
walk fire and go love that no shut up the chair

00:34:24.860 --> 00:34:29.260
she goes chicken for Popeyes remember Walter

00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:32.969
Payton oh yeah was it the song no KFC That's

00:34:32.969 --> 00:34:35.030
right from KFC. It was a little... Yeah, but

00:34:35.030 --> 00:34:39.469
that wasn't a KFC song. Yes, it was. Walter Payton

00:34:39.469 --> 00:34:41.809
sang it. I know, it was from KFC. But it was

00:34:41.809 --> 00:34:43.670
a song about the chicken. I don't think it was

00:34:43.670 --> 00:34:45.309
about the chicken. I don't think it was either.

00:34:45.329 --> 00:34:46.130
I think it was just like a single about something.

00:34:46.130 --> 00:34:48.449
It was just a single they released and gave it

00:34:48.449 --> 00:34:51.150
away at KFC. That'd be even crazier if Walter

00:34:51.150 --> 00:34:53.369
was singing about chicken. I think he was at

00:34:53.369 --> 00:34:55.570
some point. That's in your mind. Should we call

00:34:55.570 --> 00:34:58.480
him live? Oh, that'd be great. He didn't have

00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.940
to sing it to us. I told him, that's our Ave

00:35:00.940 --> 00:35:04.340
Maria. We go to get steak night. He's got to

00:35:04.340 --> 00:35:07.739
sing it. We all just like bow our heads. We got

00:35:07.739 --> 00:35:13.219
the Jesus candle. It was some cheesy disco song

00:35:13.219 --> 00:35:16.260
or was it country? Oh, dude, I don't remember.

00:35:16.340 --> 00:35:19.300
It was shocking. I think it was like some country

00:35:19.300 --> 00:35:22.460
-ish twang disco. Cheesy shit. I was shocked

00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:25.340
though Walter Payton stooped to that level. Why

00:35:25.340 --> 00:35:27.760
would you be shocked at that? It had to be like

00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.280
an 86. I mean, yeah, they did the fucking Super

00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.219
Bowl shuffle and they weren't even in the they

00:35:32.219 --> 00:35:34.139
wouldn't even win the Super Bowl. I got the seven

00:35:34.139 --> 00:35:40.079
inch 45 with the picture sleeve and the full

00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:45.300
size album version of Super Bowl shuffle. We

00:35:45.300 --> 00:35:48.539
are the best shuffling crew softening on down

00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:51.679
doing it for you. You guys should cover that

00:36:02.619 --> 00:36:06.320
We're just here to do Super Bowl Shuffle. I'm

00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:11.320
Otis Wilson with a body in my mind. And I like

00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:14.199
blow. I like to go out and get me some hoes.

00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:20.360
I like getting white ladies and doing blow. If

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.639
you see my ex -wife don't look twice she got

00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:35.360
a black eye cuz she didn't get it right Just

00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:38.739
a bunch of all -white guys in blackface. Yeah,

00:36:38.860 --> 00:36:41.820
absolutely, blackface for sure. I got just the

00:36:41.820 --> 00:36:45.320
biggest red lips. Oh, check this out, check this

00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:48.199
out. Tuesday night. Yeah, I was doing blackface

00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:52.639
Tuesday. I fucking, I fucking, I played Gangster

00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:56.079
Gangster, NWA at Open Mic, and everyone fucking,

00:36:56.500 --> 00:36:58.980
these black kids came running from the outside

00:36:58.980 --> 00:37:00.639
alley. They were right up in front. They robbed

00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:03.179
you? No, they were right up in front. Took your

00:37:03.179 --> 00:37:05.019
wallet. And then one kid was like, man. Can you

00:37:05.019 --> 00:37:06.840
play some more of that type of shit? And so I

00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.860
and then he was rapping and shit. It was fucking

00:37:08.860 --> 00:37:21.239
hilarious He said kids ran from the alley, you

00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:24.900
know Cuz they were outside and they came in the

00:37:24.900 --> 00:37:30.179
back door at the time And they fucking started

00:37:30.179 --> 00:37:31.880
rapping and shit. Two black kids came in the

00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:34.820
back door at the taco joint. I could have ran

00:37:34.820 --> 00:37:39.099
so hard with that, but I decided not to. They

00:37:39.099 --> 00:37:41.079
weren't kids, per se. I mean, they're probably

00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:45.840
like 25. I mean, they didn't kill you, so that's

00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.619
good. No, they didn't kill me. So you got that

00:37:47.619 --> 00:37:50.119
going for you. They knew the song. You might

00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:53.119
not be so lucky. No, after that, they just freestyled.

00:37:53.219 --> 00:37:54.300
They're like, what do you want to do? I'm like,

00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:56.659
fucking freestyle, dude. What do you want to

00:37:56.659 --> 00:38:02.219
do? 9 -1 -1? You got two African -American gentlemen.

00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:05.320
I'm going to keep playing. Just hurry up. Yeah,

00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:08.480
I got some black pottery. Don't be the guys rapping

00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:10.840
on stage. He's like, he's got some cocaine on

00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:18.159
him. You put it in his pocket. Take it away,

00:38:18.340 --> 00:38:25.300
boys. He's the one with the coke. Oh, man. They

00:38:25.300 --> 00:38:27.679
wanna do that, but okay. You motherfucking cracker.

00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:31.199
Yeah. That's funny though, especially playing,

00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:32.780
like I said, you and your liberal friends, man,

00:38:32.780 --> 00:38:34.219
those guys. Yeah, they're liberal, all right.

00:38:34.619 --> 00:38:37.780
One of them asked me to join a band, the liberals.

00:38:38.460 --> 00:38:40.239
It's called the liberals? No, it's called the

00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:43.719
Obamas. You wanna play in my band, the Obamas?

00:38:43.860 --> 00:38:47.119
Yeah, what happened to punk? Dude, it was always

00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:48.920
gay from the beginning. Everybody acts like it

00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:51.260
was this hardcore, it was just gay as fuck. The

00:38:51.260 --> 00:38:53.760
only good thing about it is the aggressive music.

00:38:54.339 --> 00:38:57.679
Music was good. Yeah. Drugs. I mean, drugs were

00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.719
always there. Yeah, that said any kind of type

00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.920
of music. Drugs was at the beginning, you know

00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:05.360
what I mean? Jazz. I do love slutty women. Me

00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:08.630
too. That is definitely underneath. I'm a fat

00:39:08.630 --> 00:39:12.809
girl on your tombstone. I love slutty women.

00:39:13.349 --> 00:39:15.070
Me too, Kiki. And you know, here's the thing,

00:39:15.309 --> 00:39:19.010
too. Ten Commandments of Kiki. I am a fat girl.

00:39:19.150 --> 00:39:24.090
Most of these folks. I like slutty women. Well,

00:39:24.130 --> 00:39:26.849
it'll be dot, dot, dot. And I love slutty women.

00:39:27.820 --> 00:39:29.920
Yeah, but there are a lot of them have a lot

00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:33.320
of issues daddy issues and they're broken So

00:39:33.320 --> 00:39:36.239
they're very easy like slutty women those punk

00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:38.880
chicks. Yeah. Yeah, you know what though? They

00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.000
gravitate to wherever There were dead, you know,

00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:44.280
deadhead slutty chicks. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

00:39:44.500 --> 00:39:46.139
They're in every genre. Yeah, there's sluts everywhere.

00:39:46.139 --> 00:39:48.239
I guess everybody's broken. But I like the punks.

00:39:48.420 --> 00:39:49.239
I just like the way they fucking roll. Dude,

00:39:49.460 --> 00:39:51.639
there's 300, let's say there's 300 certain, you

00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.260
know, 50 million people. Like slutty hippie chicks?

00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:57.659
Yeah. What are you talking about? Don't get me

00:39:57.659 --> 00:39:58.880
wrong or bring the shit out of me. I'm not gonna

00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:01.880
say no, but. Yeah. Listen, man. I have a preference.

00:40:02.190 --> 00:40:05.570
I'm more of a Korean buffet kind of guy. Wow.

00:40:06.250 --> 00:40:11.510
Asian buffet. I want all of them. Except only

00:40:11.510 --> 00:40:14.690
this genre. Dude, I like that one meme that says,

00:40:14.869 --> 00:40:17.389
I always, when I see this slutty punk chick fucking

00:40:17.389 --> 00:40:20.230
working at Starbucks, I always put my Trump hat

00:40:20.230 --> 00:40:25.010
on so she spits in my coffee. I don't think that's

00:40:25.010 --> 00:40:27.090
quite how it was worded, but. Yeah, that's what

00:40:27.090 --> 00:40:31.289
it was. It wasn't verbatim. I'm wearing my Trump

00:40:31.289 --> 00:40:34.800
hat. To, uh... The Starbucks. He doesn't even

00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:39.440
remember! I wear my Trump hat to Starbucks to

00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:42.070
piss the people off. Some people wear the Trump

00:40:42.070 --> 00:40:44.269
hats and Starbucks to piss people off. I wear

00:40:44.269 --> 00:40:46.730
mine. Oh my God, look it. If you're watching

00:40:46.730 --> 00:40:50.010
this right now, look it. You can watch me get

00:40:50.010 --> 00:40:52.050
more retarded sitting next to you too. No, I

00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:55.550
got it. I took it three times, though. But he

00:40:55.550 --> 00:40:57.550
told you you said it wrong, and then he said

00:40:57.550 --> 00:41:00.369
it was wrong. No, I got it right. Yeah, the third

00:41:00.369 --> 00:41:02.670
time's a charm. Yeah. And that's why it is a

00:41:02.670 --> 00:41:05.010
charm. I wanted to get it perfect. Oh, it wasn't

00:41:05.010 --> 00:41:07.269
perfect at all. No, it wasn't. No, it really,

00:41:07.289 --> 00:41:10.130
you don't even know. No, man. You know? Yeah.

00:41:11.069 --> 00:41:13.530
Yeah, yeah, you know we just saw it on the thread

00:41:13.530 --> 00:41:17.070
today. No, it wasn't today Yesterday I saw it

00:41:17.070 --> 00:41:19.949
today. You guys saw yesterday Cuz we like that's

00:41:19.949 --> 00:41:24.710
why I remember it better cuz I saw it today Someone

00:41:24.710 --> 00:41:29.570
you just slap the resin out of your gourd Just

00:41:29.570 --> 00:41:32.150
loosen it up you're gonna hawk up a fucking big

00:41:32.150 --> 00:41:40.980
resin ball like a cat It's not the cat that's

00:41:40.980 --> 00:41:44.360
just Larry he's got another resin ball coming

00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:56.539
There's just like a we like Ike David Duke for

00:41:56.539 --> 00:42:08.590
senator The best was, what were we talking about

00:42:08.590 --> 00:42:13.869
yesterday? The egg rolls. Oh yeah, the bomber

00:42:13.869 --> 00:42:17.670
jacket. We were back in World War II type shit.

00:42:18.510 --> 00:42:20.530
So we were fighting the enemy, now would you

00:42:20.530 --> 00:42:22.929
lose? No, nothing. The bomber jacket, like the

00:42:22.929 --> 00:42:25.190
green one that the skinheads wear or the leather

00:42:25.190 --> 00:42:28.110
one from World War II? Well, both of them. They're

00:42:28.110 --> 00:42:30.289
interchangeable, you know what I mean? But if

00:42:30.289 --> 00:42:33.610
you were back in the war, say you were in Saigon

00:42:33.610 --> 00:42:37.889
or Japan. And you would get a sushi roll patch

00:42:37.889 --> 00:42:40.630
if you're in Japan. Egg roll. Well, sushi if

00:42:40.630 --> 00:42:41.889
you're in Japan. Oh yeah, sushi if you're in

00:42:41.889 --> 00:42:45.349
Japan. That was a special mission. Egg roll if

00:42:45.349 --> 00:42:48.750
you're in China. Yeah. And you just go to the,

00:42:49.150 --> 00:42:52.210
you meet somebody like at the Starbucks, they're

00:42:52.210 --> 00:42:54.130
like, hey, you should talk at our middle school.

00:42:54.809 --> 00:42:57.849
And they don't realize that all the patches are

00:42:57.849 --> 00:43:03.449
just from banging Asian whore. I get it. And

00:43:03.449 --> 00:43:06.269
Timmy's like, excuse me, sir. He's like, why

00:43:06.269 --> 00:43:08.230
is that one brown? It's like, well, Timmy, she

00:43:08.230 --> 00:43:15.429
ate my ass. And then the bomber jacket's like

00:43:15.429 --> 00:43:18.190
10 times too big because you've got so many patches.

00:43:18.610 --> 00:43:21.289
Your, like, hands are sticking out this much.

00:43:21.929 --> 00:43:23.650
You've got gloves with them, bro. You can't even

00:43:23.650 --> 00:43:28.369
fit through. What'd you do in the war? Just bang

00:43:28.369 --> 00:43:31.949
puss. That's all I did. Serving my country, sir.

00:43:33.889 --> 00:43:36.489
My dad's friend from NAMM told me when I was

00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:39.510
a kid, he's like, you know... You got a pretty

00:43:39.510 --> 00:43:42.409
mouth. He said, you know, before you fucking

00:43:42.409 --> 00:43:45.230
bang some chick, drink a guzzle of beer right

00:43:45.230 --> 00:43:47.570
before you fuck her and then... When you're done

00:43:47.570 --> 00:43:49.750
banging, take a nice hard piss and that should

00:43:49.750 --> 00:43:52.369
get rid of any infections and stuff. And I'm

00:43:52.369 --> 00:43:55.989
like, oh, good advice. You're not in the jungle

00:43:55.989 --> 00:44:00.889
of fucking CNN. And then he said, another thing.

00:44:01.329 --> 00:44:05.190
Slam a beer. Every time Larry needs to get laid,

00:44:05.630 --> 00:44:09.289
he's got to set up like a bamboo shit in the

00:44:09.289 --> 00:44:14.500
jungle. And then he said. Also, oh boy dip your

00:44:14.500 --> 00:44:17.780
finger in some alcohol vodka or something Yes,

00:44:18.659 --> 00:44:21.940
they if they say ow that means I got open source.

00:44:21.940 --> 00:44:24.619
Don't fuck them. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, I'll

00:44:24.619 --> 00:44:32.559
remember that one No matter what kind of the

00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:38.519
same thing This is just what he told me the ears

00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:42.880
on the necklace No, he didn't have that but who's

00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:44.840
the number to get the guy that that was my dad

00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:46.659
was telling us about one of his oh I thought

00:44:46.659 --> 00:44:49.260
you met that different guy different guy dude.

00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:52.699
That's crazy Stick some alcohol in your fingers

00:44:52.699 --> 00:44:55.440
if they fucking cringe. Yeah, no not if they

00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:57.539
cringe that might be normal, but if they go out

00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:01.000
That means it's like an open wound. Yeah, I mean

00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:06.800
open wound But it's not actually open wound like

00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:11.340
I mean listen I'm not a fucking gynecologist

00:45:11.340 --> 00:45:14.599
if you sprayed alcohol in the tip of my dick

00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:19.780
You're right. Why don't you try it out, Larry?

00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:22.139
Let's go upstairs, get some alcohol. Just dip

00:45:22.139 --> 00:45:24.039
it in there. Put it on a tampon. Alright, you

00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:27.039
can be my fluffer. Your fluffer? That has nothing

00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:29.780
to do with... You just want me to jerk you off

00:45:29.780 --> 00:45:32.500
while I put a tampon in your ass? Now that's

00:45:32.500 --> 00:45:35.860
weird, dude. I draw the line somewhere. That's

00:45:35.860 --> 00:45:39.000
your idea, not mine. But you guys are both gay

00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:44.840
for it. Who's gayer? Nobody's gayer. Nobody's

00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:47.159
gayer than Needles. This is gonna be done live

00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:49.400
in the pod. You guys vote who's the gayer one.

00:45:50.699 --> 00:45:54.159
Needles is definitely the fucking gayest. He's

00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:56.900
obsessed with gays. I'm not obsessed with gays.

00:45:56.900 --> 00:45:58.579
Kiki, why are you there? You're the gayest right

00:45:58.579 --> 00:46:00.659
now. No, you know what though? The craziest thing

00:46:00.659 --> 00:46:03.840
was, you know the Stonewall... Well, no, I was

00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:05.699
gonna talk about more gay shit, but you know

00:46:05.699 --> 00:46:09.059
the Stonewall riots? She's in New York. Yeah,

00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:14.380
the gay riots the gay Stonewall stonewall, right?

00:46:14.860 --> 00:46:17.900
I don't know the exact history Between the late

00:46:17.900 --> 00:46:20.159
60s and well, so what it was there was this gay

00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:22.900
club in New York Okay, and it got raided and

00:46:22.900 --> 00:46:25.340
then it turned into this like huge riot and a

00:46:25.340 --> 00:46:28.139
fire ensued and broke it out but This is what

00:46:28.139 --> 00:46:30.679
they tell you on Facebook. A fire was started.

00:46:30.860 --> 00:46:32.860
This is like Richard Simmons type games. But

00:46:32.860 --> 00:46:34.260
no, here now, but listen to this though. Like

00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:35.739
if you look at the pictures from it. The flaming,

00:46:35.940 --> 00:46:37.599
yeah. Well no, but listen to what they were doing

00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:39.840
though. So this is what the news tells you as

00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:41.940
the cops came in and busted it. Well, it was

00:46:41.940 --> 00:46:45.699
a mafia run, honey pot house that was selling

00:46:45.699 --> 00:46:49.719
boys to these financiers and it was selling,

00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:52.119
and they were doing, they were honey potting

00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.289
them and blackmailing them. Oh man. And what

00:46:55.289 --> 00:46:57.130
was this called the Stonewall? The Stonewall

00:46:57.130 --> 00:47:00.670
riots. But it was in New York. Yeah, but it was

00:47:00.670 --> 00:47:04.789
like the first gig like I think it was still

00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:07.230
illegal Maybe to be a fin up and it probably

00:47:07.230 --> 00:47:10.489
was back then I might have been yeah You could

00:47:10.489 --> 00:47:13.409
go to jail for being a fin up. Yeah back then

00:47:13.409 --> 00:47:20.530
not for Muslim or raping kids I'll come back

00:47:20.530 --> 00:47:22.730
and I'll come back for so they were trying to

00:47:22.730 --> 00:47:25.010
come in. They were doing trafficking and all

00:47:25.010 --> 00:47:32.639
that was a cover honey potty You're like, oh,

00:47:32.780 --> 00:47:34.980
Senator so -and -so's a finook, and he's with

00:47:34.980 --> 00:47:37.639
this guy, and now he did this, and now he just

00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:41.519
got a child or something. Is that basically what

00:47:41.519 --> 00:47:43.000
they did? Well, no, they just drug you and get

00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:44.900
you all fucked up, and they're like, oh, you

00:47:44.900 --> 00:47:47.119
bang this dude, now they just throw a kid in

00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:49.929
there. and you're all fucking jazzed out of your

00:47:49.929 --> 00:47:52.409
mind, you know what I mean? You're doing jazz

00:47:52.409 --> 00:47:54.110
hands. They just come in and start fucking taking

00:47:54.110 --> 00:47:56.369
pictures. Oh no, they have cameras, except just

00:47:56.369 --> 00:47:58.929
like on Midnight Climax, Operation Midnight Climax

00:47:58.929 --> 00:48:01.130
with the CIA. Dude, you're gonna tell me that

00:48:01.130 --> 00:48:04.230
it's so far -fetched that the mafia can't run

00:48:04.230 --> 00:48:07.449
a honeypot scheme to fucking blackmail? I mean,

00:48:07.670 --> 00:48:10.380
Epstein was banging around this time too. And

00:48:10.380 --> 00:48:12.159
then you think of North Fox Island, we talked

00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:14.619
about that. We even know Chuck Schumer's name

00:48:14.619 --> 00:48:17.500
and fucking, what's her name? Chuck Schumer's

00:48:17.500 --> 00:48:20.099
wife, a man. The Hollywood. Yeah. Heidi Fleiss?

00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:23.000
Yeah. Heidi Fleiss. He was like one of her highest

00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:25.340
paying customers. Who was? Chuck Schumer was.

00:48:25.539 --> 00:48:28.420
His name appears in there. All those guys fucking.

00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:31.119
Now remember, there was the DC madam. Yeah, my

00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:32.420
name would be in there too. There used to be,

00:48:32.420 --> 00:48:35.900
there was a DC madam. And then she killed herself,

00:48:36.340 --> 00:48:39.780
allegedly. Well, she shot herself four times.

00:48:39.309 --> 00:48:41.969
It's just like what Watergate's about. Watergate

00:48:41.969 --> 00:48:44.530
was about that the CIA was running all of these

00:48:44.530 --> 00:48:47.110
brothels and they were all controlled and they

00:48:47.110 --> 00:48:50.289
busted in. I mean Watergate is like it's like

00:48:50.289 --> 00:48:56.409
a Benny Hill movie It's like a parking ticket

00:48:56.409 --> 00:48:58.769
though compared to the shit they do now I'm just

00:48:58.769 --> 00:49:00.429
saying how they fucked up. They couldn't break

00:49:00.429 --> 00:49:07.130
in they couldn't break Some like some secretary

00:49:17.449 --> 00:49:20.530
It was all about the files and these folders

00:49:20.530 --> 00:49:23.750
of the women that they were selling and you know,

00:49:24.030 --> 00:49:26.909
it's all listen The thing okay. I'm gonna tell

00:49:26.909 --> 00:49:30.789
you I got two things. I want to say okay, if

00:49:30.789 --> 00:49:33.670
Politicians would stop fucking child pussy so

00:49:33.670 --> 00:49:35.869
much. Maybe we can get something done in this

00:49:35.869 --> 00:49:39.670
world Yeah, okay. I mean seriously Wow, but that's

00:49:39.670 --> 00:49:42.690
the it is crazy that they fucking that this is

00:49:42.690 --> 00:49:45.730
like their number one thing is like the procurement

00:49:45.730 --> 00:49:48.960
of children And the abuse of children. Well,

00:49:48.980 --> 00:49:51.159
it's like what's wrong with women legal age?

00:49:51.469 --> 00:49:53.469
Here's one of the reasons, here's one of the

00:49:53.469 --> 00:49:55.409
reasons they do it, man. Why's that? Because

00:49:55.409 --> 00:49:57.989
these Satanists - Coming from a man who's, uh,

00:49:58.110 --> 00:50:02.090
dipped his toes in water. Here, fuck you. Because

00:50:02.090 --> 00:50:07.969
you got - because you got God's inner light.

00:50:07.969 --> 00:50:12.690
Oh, Jesus. They want to destroy that. They absolutely

00:50:12.690 --> 00:50:16.090
do. And once you do something like that, you

00:50:16.090 --> 00:50:18.989
start fucking killing that and then you start

00:50:18.989 --> 00:50:22.539
compartmentalizing. That and it starts to become

00:50:22.539 --> 00:50:25.980
not a thing and pretty soon. Yeah, you're a dark

00:50:25.980 --> 00:50:28.059
fucking person They want to bring on the end

00:50:28.059 --> 00:50:30.420
of the world. Absolutely. They do they're trying

00:50:30.420 --> 00:50:36.639
to who the Jews? No, they're trying to well,

00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:38.619
let me why do they have a junior chrome, right?

00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:40.219
They're trying to dream of chrome is horrible.

00:50:40.340 --> 00:50:42.219
But why do they have it? If you look at stay

00:50:42.219 --> 00:50:44.079
young forever, so they will know but you look

00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.119
at Stanley I saw this fucking clockwork orange

00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:47.980
It says a dream of chrome in the background of

00:50:47.980 --> 00:50:55.300
the I know He uses he uses adrenochrome in Fucked

00:50:55.300 --> 00:50:57.659
up in Vegas. Yeah, if you're loathing, yeah,

00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:00.039
but here's the thing I saw this thing where it

00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:01.860
showed this kid address Thompson That was this

00:51:01.860 --> 00:51:04.880
kid getting interviewed and he said he was P.

00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:09.920
Diddy's blood boy Oh, yeah. 20 years, man. Three

00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:12.760
months. So the first time he did it, he did.

00:51:13.119 --> 00:51:15.039
He took a couple pints of blood and gave him

00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:17.920
10 grand. Then he started meeting up with the

00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:20.780
kid like every three months. And the kids like

00:51:20.780 --> 00:51:23.579
they would fucking drain the shit out of me,

00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:26.460
pay him big money and they would always do it

00:51:26.460 --> 00:51:30.119
out on a yacht. No, there's no water just in

00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:34.179
case he died. No, but also because it's illegal

00:51:34.179 --> 00:51:36.539
to do and they were in international We just

00:51:36.539 --> 00:51:40.659
said that yeah Not even the death part just to

00:51:40.659 --> 00:51:43.019
make it totally fucking I never because you know

00:51:43.019 --> 00:51:44.659
what first of all international waters is fake

00:51:44.659 --> 00:51:47.079
also and they say and then so they show and the

00:51:47.079 --> 00:51:49.940
kids look Between and he said here's the years

00:51:49.940 --> 00:51:52.739
I fucking did it for him He goes look at him

00:51:52.739 --> 00:51:54.900
between those years the motherfucker didn't age

00:51:54.900 --> 00:51:57.719
a day and this kid didn't drink didn't smoke

00:51:57.679 --> 00:52:00.820
real athletic I don't know man I think it's all

00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:03.079
I don't know what I mean and so when he did he

00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:08.579
found him he was all excited about it so the

00:52:08.579 --> 00:52:11.199
minute the motherfucker got locked up to jail

00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:14.340
and was separated from his drugs, he fucking

00:52:14.340 --> 00:52:17.760
sure did age. I mean, he aged 100 years and a

00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:19.780
lot. Yeah, but anybody goes to jail, it's like,

00:52:20.099 --> 00:52:22.239
you can buy, literally, we went on that website

00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:24.599
where you can buy a Trenacol. Well, you can buy

00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:27.699
a Trenacol, but that's not from children, it's

00:52:27.699 --> 00:52:29.039
the synthetic version. Yeah, it's a synthetic

00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:31.780
version. So if you want it from children, what's

00:52:31.780 --> 00:52:34.099
a good way to start? You know what I mean? You

00:52:34.099 --> 00:52:36.780
start with what, you know, you get shitty China

00:52:36.780 --> 00:52:38.679
white, you move up, you get better stuff, you

00:52:38.679 --> 00:52:40.900
go along, you get outlets, you find people that

00:52:40.900 --> 00:52:43.539
are... I wonder what P. Diddy's getting in jail.

00:52:43.900 --> 00:52:45.900
He's not getting his green across. He's getting

00:52:45.900 --> 00:52:48.400
a lot of dick. That's for sure. Because let me

00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:51.380
tell you, Ahomo's favorite place is jail. Oh,

00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:55.059
man. All the wongs he want. And I'm not talking

00:52:55.059 --> 00:52:58.780
about dumplings. I don't think he's enjoying

00:52:58.780 --> 00:53:01.420
himself. What are you talking about? You think

00:53:01.420 --> 00:53:05.000
so? Yeah. Dude, he doesn't have to do nothing

00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:07.559
in there. Nothing. He just sits around and does

00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.420
nothing all day. It fits in with the lazy...

00:53:10.940 --> 00:53:12.960
Dude, they're like, you know what? It's like

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.699
stereotype, but like think about this though.

00:53:15.739 --> 00:53:20.159
I mean, yeah Did you remember the chapelle skit

00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:22.239
where he was dead when you're in jail? It's all

00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:25.099
ultimate color person time Yeah, I need you to

00:53:25.099 --> 00:53:27.960
go down to the Bronx to give me some Peruvian

00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:35.260
titty milk You get into weird shit the thing

00:53:35.260 --> 00:53:38.480
is is that We didn't even talk about this just

00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:41.780
satanic pedo cult in Australia where they busted

00:53:41.780 --> 00:53:46.059
these people recently. Yeah Weeks it's been going

00:53:46.059 --> 00:53:49.380
on for weeks and there were like 50 of them or

00:53:49.380 --> 00:53:53.360
something Like a hundred and some people no no

00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:56.300
this one was there was like eight or nine maybe

00:53:56.300 --> 00:53:59.400
ten that they busted But it was the most depraved

00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:03.900
stuff you'd ever like I'm telling you man We

00:54:03.900 --> 00:54:06.840
have a huge problem with kid touchers in this

00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:11.559
world. We really do That's why ladies out there

00:54:11.559 --> 00:54:14.119
you see needles and you're with your kids grab

00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:18.059
them and get the fuck away dude Why would you

00:54:18.059 --> 00:54:24.099
say that? You are so stupid Yeah, it's not really

00:54:24.099 --> 00:54:29.860
hilarious. It's dumb. Larry is laughing It's

00:54:29.860 --> 00:54:34.250
not funny I mean, the funny thing is, is the

00:54:34.250 --> 00:54:37.449
fucking kettle calling the pot black. That's

00:54:37.449 --> 00:54:42.530
Larry's theme song. Should we get the whiteboard

00:54:42.530 --> 00:54:47.889
and go by age and see who wins? Hey, man. I never

00:54:47.889 --> 00:54:52.030
fucking did anything. Exactly. I never did anything

00:54:52.030 --> 00:54:55.469
on age appropriate in whatever land I was in.

00:54:55.989 --> 00:54:59.590
It's kind of specific there, but okay. Different

00:54:59.590 --> 00:55:01.949
states different countries. They got different

00:55:01.949 --> 00:55:05.670
laws I'm sure you know nothing. Well, no and

00:55:05.670 --> 00:55:07.349
certain things are okay with parent consent.

00:55:07.349 --> 00:55:18.010
Mm -hmm Seriously just sign this contract and

00:55:18.010 --> 00:55:31.400
Cranley Do you know not red use a darker color

00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:34.380
like purple or brown? It's just it's just so

00:55:34.380 --> 00:55:36.940
farcical and it's like such a movie. They're

00:55:36.940 --> 00:55:39.659
like Oh my god, this guy had an island, which

00:55:39.659 --> 00:55:41.980
they did do North Fox Island Sure, and you know

00:55:41.980 --> 00:55:44.119
what, they have all kinds of islands all over

00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:46.719
the world, they're actually doing that It's not

00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:49.059
all bullshit Listen, this guy had an island with

00:55:49.059 --> 00:55:53.119
a Jew temple on it and a huge gold dome and a

00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:56.679
submarine base underneath it and then trap doors

00:55:56.679 --> 00:55:58.619
and it's like, man, this motherfucker was pretty

00:55:58.619 --> 00:56:01.539
cool I mean, it's something I want to hang out

00:56:01.539 --> 00:56:03.340
with And then the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell

00:56:03.340 --> 00:56:06.659
can fucking drive a sub Drive a heli - pilot

00:56:06.659 --> 00:56:08.719
a helicopter, pilot a sub, you know, do you know

00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:10.599
what she can do? Hey, on the things that women

00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:12.039
shouldn't do - She's Robert Maxwell's daughter.

00:56:12.260 --> 00:56:14.239
On the things women shouldn't do, would Ghislaine

00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:16.099
Maxwell be roped into those laws? She should

00:56:16.099 --> 00:56:18.519
- Maybe she's got a dick. Look, Julie - Could

00:56:18.519 --> 00:56:21.260
be. What she shouldn't do is not wear a bra.

00:56:21.460 --> 00:56:23.880
That's what she shouldn't do. I want to see those

00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:26.599
jubes going. She was pretty hot back in the day.

00:56:26.860 --> 00:56:28.619
Dude, did you see they showed a picture of her?

00:56:28.739 --> 00:56:30.940
Don't even look like her in jail. Was she Jewish?

00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:33.679
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maxwell, Robert Maxwell, her

00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:36.260
dad was a fucking messiahed asset. Yeah, but

00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:37.920
I don't think he was Russian. They were Bolsheviks.

00:56:37.940 --> 00:56:40.460
I mean, he may have became a Jew. They were all

00:56:40.460 --> 00:56:43.780
Bolsheviks. And who knows? I mean it's a bunch

00:56:43.780 --> 00:56:46.199
of bullshit, but he might as much yeah, I like

00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:48.199
that It's a bunch of bullshit, but it all is

00:56:48.199 --> 00:56:50.019
that's what everybody wants to get back down

00:56:50.019 --> 00:56:52.079
to it's just gonna be a revolution So did you

00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:54.219
hear I was listening to fucking religion verse

00:56:54.219 --> 00:56:56.900
race? Tripoli the other day and they were talking

00:56:56.900 --> 00:57:00.980
about the whole temple fucking thing and worshiping

00:57:00.980 --> 00:57:04.599
all yeah, and It actually goes back to the Muslim

00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:07.639
religion. Yeah, the Muslim Brotherhood. They

00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:09.980
worshiped the devil. Well, they have the Kaaba,

00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:16.000
they have the cube of Saturn. No, that Epstein

00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:19.039
actually, what got from the Saudi Prince was

00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:22.800
able to get part of the cloth that was over the

00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:25.159
block. The shout of Turin? No. Oh, no, no. Okay.

00:57:25.340 --> 00:57:27.380
Something big in, uh... Trout of turn. Yeah.

00:57:27.380 --> 00:57:30.239
Why would fucking Epstein want this? In Mecca.

00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:31.619
Yeah, in Mecca. Why would he want a piece of

00:57:31.619 --> 00:57:33.780
cloth? Well, because these guys, they like to

00:57:33.780 --> 00:57:36.579
have the trinkets and artifacts because they

00:57:36.579 --> 00:57:39.019
believe they get power from it, even though everyone

00:57:39.019 --> 00:57:41.739
knows that. Epstein was like Hitler. Right was

00:57:41.739 --> 00:57:44.739
such a long fucking he was due time. You're like

00:57:44.739 --> 00:57:47.059
that kind of shit When you got yeah, because

00:57:47.059 --> 00:57:49.019
when you got so much do what do you think of

00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:50.579
this? And it's like another thing. It's like

00:57:50.579 --> 00:57:52.340
all right. It's all fake and gay We all talk

00:57:52.340 --> 00:57:54.539
about it, but this is just fodder to speak about

00:57:54.539 --> 00:57:58.659
is that Zorro ranch if you look at then the terramar

00:57:58.659 --> 00:58:01.539
that just Lane Maxwell had with it I mean, it's

00:58:01.539 --> 00:58:05.559
it's Do you think this is incidents like okay?

00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:07.840
They found one biolab in California, then they

00:58:07.840 --> 00:58:11.780
find another biolab run by a Jew in Fucking Vegas,

00:58:12.139 --> 00:58:13.840
and it's like these Jews got multiple properties

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:15.760
all over the place and the Jews are trying to

00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:17.780
kill us and everybody's like Oh, it's the Chinese,

00:58:17.860 --> 00:58:20.239
but this motherfucker. I got another shit. I

00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:21.619
don't have my phone. They blame it on China,

00:58:21.820 --> 00:58:23.119
right? Yeah, they totally blame it on China.

00:58:23.139 --> 00:58:25.199
I might be wrong. It didn't bring on Russia.

00:58:25.219 --> 00:58:26.699
That would be even funnier. I might be wrong

00:58:26.699 --> 00:58:29.619
on the number here, but I think it's called p53

00:58:29.619 --> 00:58:32.179
This is a thing in our bodies that protect us

00:58:32.179 --> 00:58:37.440
from cancer naturally and the thing that one

00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:39.760
of the things that kills it and breaks it down

00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:44.239
is COVID so it's like okay they made this fucking

00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:48.500
COVID vaccine or COVID the actual COVID which

00:58:48.500 --> 00:58:51.539
is also man made the spike protein yeah the spike

00:58:51.539 --> 00:58:56.019
protein MNRA MNRA fucking version so basically

00:58:56.019 --> 00:59:00.539
everybody's gonna get cancer Well, that's what

00:59:00.539 --> 00:59:02.500
they were. You didn't have to get the shot or

00:59:02.500 --> 00:59:04.579
nothing. Yeah, but the thing is, Larry, that

00:59:04.579 --> 00:59:06.699
it's going to break down the system that protects

00:59:06.699 --> 00:59:09.179
you is what happened. The water we drink, the

00:59:09.179 --> 00:59:12.500
food we eat, the air we breathe, it's all meant.

00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:14.980
It's so many variables coming at you. I know,

00:59:14.980 --> 00:59:16.420
but I'm just saying this was a direct attack.

00:59:16.539 --> 00:59:19.539
That was the direct attack with the actual sickness,

00:59:19.860 --> 00:59:21.960
not even the vaccine. Well, they created a fork

00:59:21.960 --> 00:59:24.699
in your trick. We all know that okay it came

00:59:24.699 --> 00:59:27.119
out of the shit, but i'm just saying it's the

00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:30.480
actual deal is that it actually attacks the thing

00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:33.989
that protects your own natural protection from

00:59:33.989 --> 00:59:34.989
cancer. Yeah, that's what they want to do. They

00:59:34.989 --> 00:59:36.769
want to break down your natural immune system.

00:59:36.929 --> 00:59:38.789
That's why they give you antibiotics. They want

00:59:38.789 --> 00:59:40.429
to change your DNA. Yeah, they want to fucking,

00:59:40.869 --> 00:59:42.869
they want everything to just be a mishmash. They

00:59:42.869 --> 00:59:45.429
want no, you shouldn't, they don't want you to

00:59:45.429 --> 00:59:47.789
be indistinguishable from each other except the

00:59:47.789 --> 00:59:50.289
elites. You know what I mean? Like we're all

00:59:50.289 --> 00:59:53.889
just mishmash together like shit. And they think

00:59:53.889 --> 00:59:56.530
that that's the way life should be. You know,

00:59:56.530 --> 01:00:00.929
we should incorporate fucking... Something that's

01:00:00.929 --> 01:00:04.670
not compatible with our country right and just

01:00:04.670 --> 01:00:09.010
make it apparent that it is It is it's sad. Well,

01:00:09.010 --> 01:00:11.050
you know what? Thank God. We're not fucking Britain.

01:00:11.570 --> 01:00:14.769
Thank God. We're not Britain, right? Yeah. Yeah,

01:00:14.769 --> 01:00:18.369
let me tell you man Fucking people that are here

01:00:18.369 --> 01:00:20.429
saying the United States sucks. I've been in

01:00:20.429 --> 01:00:26.510
other countries. This place is great England

01:00:26.510 --> 01:00:30.210
fucking sucks And I know it's not the greatest

01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:32.090
place in the world, maybe. Mexico's cool though.

01:00:32.190 --> 01:00:36.030
Yeah, Mexico's pretty cool. All right, Piedalitos.

01:00:36.989 --> 01:00:38.670
I still don't know how that place is. I had a

01:00:38.670 --> 01:00:41.630
good time in Argentina, but I don't know what

01:00:41.630 --> 01:00:43.489
it would be like if I actually lived there. I'm

01:00:43.489 --> 01:00:46.150
sure it would suck, man. But we got it fucking

01:00:46.150 --> 01:00:49.150
made here. And all these people, it's like, dude,

01:00:49.530 --> 01:00:53.510
shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, do something

01:00:53.510 --> 01:00:56.269
about it. You know, become a fucking politician

01:00:56.269 --> 01:00:59.789
or fucking... Some kind of crazy started only

01:00:59.789 --> 01:01:02.710
fans do whatever you want, but don't fucking

01:01:02.710 --> 01:01:06.369
You know don't what don't don't say that this

01:01:06.369 --> 01:01:08.989
place sucks is the worst country and not leave

01:01:08.989 --> 01:01:13.090
get the fuck Yeah, exactly. Well, that's a little

01:01:13.090 --> 01:01:20.420
bit different. I mean, let's You know what I

01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:23.199
mean? But even if you just start waving a different

01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:25.059
flag. You know, free Palestine's not too much

01:01:25.059 --> 01:01:26.820
to ask for, right? Hey, stop killing children

01:01:26.820 --> 01:01:29.639
and people and this fake thing that you had with

01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:31.760
the fucking Belford, you know what I mean? The

01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:33.480
Belford Doctrine. Yeah, but here's the thing.

01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:36.199
They don't know. It's the Hellford. They don't

01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:38.280
know what they're... Yeah, the Rob Hellford.

01:01:38.860 --> 01:01:40.440
Hellbent! Hellbent! Hellbent! But they don't

01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:43.179
even know what they're fighting for or what's

01:01:43.179 --> 01:01:45.519
going on is another one of the problems. They're

01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:48.159
fucking uneducated about it and they don't even

01:01:48.159 --> 01:01:50.039
know what... It's not that they're uneducated.

01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:51.599
They think they're superior to everybody. We're

01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:53.199
the goy with the goy slap. We're just fucking

01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:54.800
goy, dude. No, no, I'm talking about the idiots

01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:58.980
that jump onto these fucking protests. Not the

01:01:58.980 --> 01:02:00.980
actual people running it. I'm talking about the

01:02:00.980 --> 01:02:05.380
dummies in college. Yeah, the goy. The goy. Yeah,

01:02:05.420 --> 01:02:08.980
that's what they are. But the way that they fucking

01:02:08.980 --> 01:02:11.199
jump on and they don't even know what they're

01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:13.780
saying. They're fucking complete idiots. I don't

01:02:13.780 --> 01:02:15.739
even know why I'm here. Yeah, no, they go up

01:02:15.739 --> 01:02:17.280
to, I'm just here to be hanging with my friends.

01:02:17.300 --> 01:02:19.380
Yeah. But I'm gonna hold this dumb sign up. Because

01:02:19.380 --> 01:02:21.619
some loud -mouthed fucking girl... That's what

01:02:21.619 --> 01:02:24.059
I'm saying! ...you know, fucking hates it, so

01:02:24.059 --> 01:02:26.099
now all her friends are there. It's a puss -haven,

01:02:26.260 --> 01:02:28.039
dude. They're all retarded. But they're all puss

01:02:28.039 --> 01:02:29.719
-haven. You know what I mean? It's hardly any

01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:32.559
of them worth banging. Just, uh, Larry, bite

01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:36.780
your tongue, Larry! Most of them are dogs. Well,

01:02:36.940 --> 01:02:39.719
that's what you're into. A good number of them

01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:41.760
are dogs. That's right. Well, we go to some of

01:02:41.760 --> 01:02:43.559
these college campuses. I'm sure we can find

01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:46.340
them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, Larry perked up at

01:02:46.340 --> 01:02:48.800
that one. Yeah, he's a college. Yeah, college.

01:02:49.179 --> 01:02:55.119
I thought he was talking middle school. He's

01:02:55.119 --> 01:02:58.000
like, all right, we're backing out. Okay, now

01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:02.139
we're good. So, you know, it's just all a bunch

01:03:02.139 --> 01:03:04.980
of brainwashed idiots. That's how life is, Larry.

01:03:05.300 --> 01:03:08.619
Life is brainwashed idiots. Republicans, Democrats,

01:03:08.920 --> 01:03:13.079
neocons, fucking war hawks, fucking hippies,

01:03:13.300 --> 01:03:16.239
fucking lubby dubbies, fucking, what do you call

01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:18.480
it, whale people, save the seals, fucking we're

01:03:18.480 --> 01:03:21.320
all brainwashed. Everybody's brainwashed. You're

01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:23.940
all faggots. That's what it is. It all boils

01:03:23.940 --> 01:03:26.579
down. to it. And we're faggots in some way or

01:03:26.579 --> 01:03:27.639
fucking discourse. I tell you what, though. The

01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:29.679
next, like, rubbing tug that gets busted, I'm

01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:31.920
fucking starting protesting sign with signs out

01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:34.840
there. There you go. Draw the cops right to me.

01:03:35.420 --> 01:03:38.440
I'm gonna start following you. Yeah, but here's

01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:40.460
the thing. You got some skin in the game and

01:03:40.460 --> 01:03:42.780
you really care about it, you know? Well, yeah.

01:03:43.219 --> 01:03:45.340
Technically, skin in the game is... Right. That's

01:03:45.340 --> 01:03:48.110
what I mean. That's one way to put it. It's not

01:03:48.110 --> 01:03:49.869
like these other idiots. They're never gonna

01:03:49.869 --> 01:03:52.590
go to Palestine. They don't know anybody who's

01:03:52.590 --> 01:03:54.429
Palestine. Would you go to Palestine? Fuck no.

01:03:54.630 --> 01:03:56.190
Exactly. And I want to wave one of their flags

01:03:56.190 --> 01:03:59.210
though. Palestinians don't want to be in Palestine.

01:04:00.349 --> 01:04:02.010
Yeah. Even though these fucking people... Listen.

01:04:02.489 --> 01:04:04.889
They have created this area. They push these

01:04:04.889 --> 01:04:06.329
people in there. They put these other people

01:04:06.329 --> 01:04:07.869
in there. They make them fight one. You want

01:04:07.869 --> 01:04:10.250
to fight over a mound of fucking dirt? Go for

01:04:10.250 --> 01:04:12.449
it. Here's a bunch of weapons that we supply

01:04:12.449 --> 01:04:15.789
and fight over. Don't involve us. Yeah, exactly.

01:04:16.510 --> 01:04:19.730
We'll call you. They should just make it into

01:04:19.730 --> 01:04:24.030
Thunderdome. I mean, at least get some fucking

01:04:24.030 --> 01:04:27.190
what Minneapolis or Minneapolis. Well, you know

01:04:27.190 --> 01:04:29.670
how I feel about Minneapolis. Put a fence around

01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:32.420
it, a double fence. Here's the thing though,

01:04:32.980 --> 01:04:35.659
Minneapolis used to be fucking cool. And then

01:04:35.659 --> 01:04:38.920
the planes that come and do the forest fires,

01:04:39.159 --> 01:04:41.719
just pig blood. Right over the whole fucking

01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:44.420
state. Yeah, but here's the thing. It used to

01:04:44.420 --> 01:04:47.980
be a cool place and it's like fucking gone. Yeah,

01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:51.179
it never was. It was cool. It was cool. Have

01:04:51.179 --> 01:04:54.099
you ever been there? Yeah. Okay. It's not that

01:04:54.099 --> 01:04:57.739
cool. I thought it was great. It's all the same

01:04:57.739 --> 01:05:01.030
bullshit. The cities suck. It's overrun by fucking,

01:05:01.309 --> 01:05:04.050
it's urban, over urbanized. They had a good rock

01:05:04.050 --> 01:05:06.130
scene. If you can catch what I mean by that.

01:05:06.769 --> 01:05:10.050
It's over urbanized. Opposite of gentrified.

01:05:11.789 --> 01:05:14.250
And it's all just a shit show. There's a lot

01:05:14.250 --> 01:05:16.510
of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yeah,

01:05:16.610 --> 01:05:18.590
it's all fucking lawlessness, you know what I

01:05:18.590 --> 01:05:20.789
mean? That's all it is. When you don't fucking

01:05:20.789 --> 01:05:22.489
prosecute these people, what are you gonna do?

01:05:22.570 --> 01:05:24.190
You're just gonna keep doing your best shit.

01:05:24.190 --> 01:05:26.389
You don't wanna complain about it Archie, do

01:05:26.389 --> 01:05:29.500
ya? Dude, let me tell you. Yeah, let me tell

01:05:29.500 --> 01:05:31.840
you. It's like we got our own Archie Bunker.

01:05:33.179 --> 01:05:34.960
How long have you known me? Like you just came

01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:37.440
up with this all of a sudden. No, but I never

01:05:37.440 --> 01:05:40.139
really realized how much like Archie you are.

01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:44.320
Needles Bunker. Yeah, because I have a kid. That's

01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:47.559
just what Archie would fuck. Exactly. Archie

01:05:47.559 --> 01:05:50.099
was a good man. What did number 88 say? We want

01:05:50.099 --> 01:05:52.519
to secure a future for our race. You don't think

01:05:52.519 --> 01:05:54.400
the Muslims want to do that? You don't think

01:05:54.400 --> 01:05:56.639
the Chinese want to do that? You don't think

01:05:56.639 --> 01:05:59.119
the Japanese want to do that? You have your head

01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:02.579
in the clouds. I do not. Exactly. You have no

01:06:02.579 --> 01:06:07.179
skin in the game. You don't. All your knickknacks

01:06:07.179 --> 01:06:09.610
are just gonna go into the ether. When you die,

01:06:09.690 --> 01:06:12.829
when I die, I got the wolf man. You know what

01:06:12.829 --> 01:06:18.150
I mean? He's got to pass my legacy on. Poor kid.

01:06:19.449 --> 01:06:22.630
The wolf man. The wolf man. Teaching him all

01:06:22.630 --> 01:06:27.969
kinds of bullshit. I lost my bitch ass dog. That's

01:06:27.969 --> 01:06:30.230
one of my favorites. I've never seen that before.

01:06:32.690 --> 01:06:36.150
I don't want to do these. Don't chase him because

01:06:36.150 --> 01:06:40.389
his bitch ass will run away from him. It's my

01:06:40.389 --> 01:06:42.349
favorite. That's why I call him woofers. He may

01:06:42.349 --> 01:06:45.989
not listen to you. I bought him all this shit

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and I don't want to return it. Dude, that's one

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of my favorites. But I still love him. I have

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something with him. Whoever wrote that fucking

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book is awesome. What are you talking about,

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fruitcake? This is a podcast. Well, I call woofer.

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I've talked about this for a while. I call Wolfman.

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I don't even know what you're talking about.

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So this guy made a flyer. He lost his dog. And

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the dog had like a little wig on. You've seen

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it before. And he's like, no, I didn't see the

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one you told. You didn't tell me about this.

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But you know, the dog's missing a leg. No, no,

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no, no. And he enters to Lucky. No, no, no. Not

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at all. No. His dog's a bitch ass. That's why

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you can't chase him. Well, he wrote a whole thing.

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Yeah, it's a funny flyer. I lost my dog. And

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somebody put it up with the guy. 7 -eleven it's

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pretty fucking I gotta go That is really offensive

01:07:44.300 --> 01:07:48.079
it's almost 110. Oh, so what I mean, we can't

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go all night. I gotta be up early Yeah Okay,

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Sally Alright, thanks for tuning in real problem.

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gonna make t -shirts. All right, cool Yeah, we'll

01:08:19.979 --> 01:08:21.859
let you know how the clap is. All right, cool

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later Don't turn it off. I want to hit the fucking

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Alright, thanks for tuning in.