WEBVTT 00:00:04.709 --> 00:00:14.529 Larry and Needles. Watch me show off. And Needles. 00:00:14.529 --> 00:00:18.929 I'm a big boy now. Yes sir. Everybody welcome 00:00:18.929 --> 00:00:23.070 to Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry. There's 00:00:23.070 --> 00:00:27.050 Kiki. And there's Fat Girl. We got a full fucking 00:00:27.050 --> 00:00:30.030 house. Yes we do. Can I get the lighter now? 00:00:31.750 --> 00:00:35.549 I mean, what an ass wipe you are. We should have 00:00:35.549 --> 00:00:37.609 had this recording for the past five minutes. 00:00:38.070 --> 00:00:40.189 You're a fucking jackass. Like a bunch of women 00:00:40.189 --> 00:00:42.969 in this house. I love it. So we really want to 00:00:42.969 --> 00:00:45.829 fucking thank you two for coming back from Minneapolis, 00:00:45.929 --> 00:00:47.530 because we know what happened to his wife up 00:00:47.530 --> 00:00:51.270 there. I've been away. Because you look just 00:00:51.270 --> 00:00:57.490 like her right now. He had to take his hat off. 00:00:58.370 --> 00:01:03.710 I'm sorry, I'm not your dyke wife. It's all my 00:01:03.710 --> 00:01:08.650 fault. It's all my fault. I knew a little lesbian 00:01:08.650 --> 00:01:11.150 just like that, though. Just like a Bridget. 00:01:11.629 --> 00:01:13.069 Just like this little lesbian whose name was 00:01:13.069 --> 00:01:15.430 Bridget. Same fucking shit. What's that? Same 00:01:15.430 --> 00:01:18.129 shit what? The same type of perdition attitude. 00:01:18.489 --> 00:01:20.730 Telling the cop, we'll change your license place. 00:01:20.930 --> 00:01:22.829 We're changing our license. They never said that. 00:01:22.829 --> 00:01:24.980 Who do they think they fucking are? What do you 00:01:24.980 --> 00:01:27.480 think they are? Your dyke broads? Let me tell 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:28.819 you right now, you wanna know who you need to 00:01:28.819 --> 00:01:30.980 deport? White liberal women. Get them to walk 00:01:30.980 --> 00:01:32.819 out. That's what you need to do. Fuck it. It's 00:01:32.819 --> 00:01:34.739 ridiculous. You know what I mean? Then we can 00:01:34.739 --> 00:01:37.120 start picking and choosing what's good. The one 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.579 by our king. You wanna agree with that, Larry? 00:01:39.019 --> 00:01:42.780 Yeah, oh yeah. 100%. That's just fucking brilliant. 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.859 Let's go track down federal agents. Here's another 00:01:46.859 --> 00:01:50.680 take from Larry. You're driving the kids to school. 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:53.280 I wasn't paying attention. You're driving the 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:56.159 kids to school. You see what actually happening. 00:01:56.299 --> 00:01:58.640 I wasn't paying attention. What did you do? Run 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:00.459 straight towards the agent with your vehicle? 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:03.620 Turn around and go the other way. We talked about 00:02:03.620 --> 00:02:06.379 how fake it is. With the kids in the car. There 00:02:06.379 --> 00:02:07.420 was a dog in the car right there. I think they 00:02:07.420 --> 00:02:09.379 did the right thing, man. No, there's kids, there's 00:02:09.379 --> 00:02:11.240 been kids in the car too. You did, who did the 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:12.460 right thing? One lady had the kid right there 00:02:12.460 --> 00:02:15.139 with her. Man, imagine what kind of scissor sex 00:02:15.139 --> 00:02:16.960 they have after that. Yeah, she did the right 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:18.919 thing. Well, that'd be some dead scissor sex. 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:21.740 Hey, listen, man, I'm not fucking passing judgment 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:23.860 on anything. They need to shoot Marvel. She's 00:02:23.860 --> 00:02:25.879 like, hey, can I come and identify the body she 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:28.199 scissors with? And she's like, yeah, that's her. 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:52.030 Holy shit. But that never happened But what do 00:02:52.030 --> 00:02:54.830 you call it? I mean why the funny thing is it's 00:02:54.830 --> 00:02:57.250 like the okay you get these women who use these 00:02:57.250 --> 00:03:02.939 um phalluses of men to please each other, and 00:03:02.939 --> 00:03:05.280 they hate men. Phallus and phallus. A phallus 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:07.919 -y. Phallus. A phallus. Phallus. Yes, a phallus 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:10.639 -y, a phallus. Whatever, I knew it. Not a phallus. 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:13.520 Larry knows what he's talking about. He got that 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:16.199 face rubber when he was younger. I got one in 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:20.039 my drawer. Right next to my bed. Why are you 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.580 leaving the pod? I'm looking for a piece of paper, 00:03:23.020 --> 00:03:27.310 jackass. He took the hand notes. Yeah, it's the 00:03:27.310 --> 00:03:29.150 same thing, yeah. Because I said I need some 00:03:29.150 --> 00:03:31.430 fucking paper. Well, she's with George Floyd 00:03:31.430 --> 00:03:37.159 now. So they're both in hell. Hopefully they 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:39.280 do. I mean, right now it would be the best time 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:41.840 to sell airbrushed t -shirts of her and him, 00:03:42.099 --> 00:03:44.400 like him standing behind her. Or they're doing 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.580 like a wicker chair with the pit bull, you know? 00:03:48.039 --> 00:03:52.960 The old airbrush. Like Mexican style. She's holding 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:55.080 onto a pit bull while George Floyd is pointing 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:59.120 a gun at her pregnant belly. Oh my lord. That's 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:02.020 gonna be the one. I mean, this happened. You 00:04:02.020 --> 00:04:03.599 think it's like, you say, oh my lord. That's 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:05.319 gonna be the mural on the side of a building 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:07.460 there. And then it gets hit by Jesus' lightning 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:09.500 again. Trust three kids. Remember when - Two 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:12.919 kids from her or something. Oh shit! Larry? Fuck. 00:04:13.020 --> 00:04:15.560 Sorry, Neil. Dude, did you see that fucking grab? 00:04:15.620 --> 00:04:17.459 That wasn't a good grab. Yeah, but look what 00:04:17.459 --> 00:04:20.639 happened. Oh, no! Rather than spill the beer, 00:04:20.740 --> 00:04:26.100 I'd spill my roaches. Alright. Bro, fucking... 00:04:26.100 --> 00:04:28.480 Dude, motherfuckers saw my ninja styles on the 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:31.079 podcast. Dude, you're a ninja. What kind of lid 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:35.680 is that? It's tin foil. It didn't work. It's 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:40.319 like wearing a COVID mask. It didn't work. That's 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:43.759 all while the COVID mask is here. Exactly. Because 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.199 Larry's still the deciding factor. Oh man, that 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:51.800 sucks. Why are you so jiggly to be a Jew? You're 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.240 so jigaboo right now. What's going on with you, 00:04:54.259 --> 00:04:55.699 man? It was a hell of a grab though. It was. 00:04:55.899 --> 00:04:58.420 Thank you very much. And I saved it. I would 00:04:58.420 --> 00:05:02.699 have grabbed it if you did. Welcome to being 00:05:02.699 --> 00:05:05.360 a dad, which you three will never know about. 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:08.939 That makes up my fucking barren friend. That 00:05:08.939 --> 00:05:10.720 makes up for the one you knocked out of my hand. 00:05:10.860 --> 00:05:14.300 Oh, here we go, Larry. Hey, and Andy had the 00:05:14.300 --> 00:05:16.259 joint in his hand, too. Andy did, yeah. That's 00:05:16.259 --> 00:05:18.060 great. I'm proud of you. Sorry. You know what? 00:05:18.139 --> 00:05:21.949 Why don't you choke on it, faggot? That was better 00:05:21.949 --> 00:05:24.550 than a touchdown catch. Better because it's like 00:05:24.550 --> 00:05:28.329 that. Look at no foam, no nothing, bitch. Touchdown 00:05:28.329 --> 00:05:31.569 is fake. This is an actual fear, so it's way 00:05:31.569 --> 00:05:33.009 better than a touchdown. That was a real grab. 00:05:33.129 --> 00:05:35.230 Actually, everything is fake around us. You guys 00:05:35.230 --> 00:05:37.370 are not real. I'm completely convinced about 00:05:37.370 --> 00:05:39.329 that. You're a faggot. You're a faggot. You're 00:05:39.329 --> 00:05:40.829 a faggot. You're a faggot. You're definitely 00:05:40.829 --> 00:05:45.769 a faggot. I just want to go see Uncle Sniffy's 00:05:45.769 --> 00:05:49.829 rickshaw rides. So out of three of us. Welcome 00:05:49.829 --> 00:05:54.069 to our new sponsor, Uncle Sniffy's rickshaw ride. 00:05:55.230 --> 00:05:58.050 Here's a coupon code, 10 % off. You need to smell 00:05:58.050 --> 00:06:04.259 my finger, it's 10 % off. My God. You know what 00:06:04.259 --> 00:06:09.079 Uncle Smith is Rickshaw rides? You keep a count, 00:06:09.300 --> 00:06:12.220 kid. That's two this year. Two Rickshaw rides. 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:17.740 It's only, what, January 10th? Hey, listen. You 00:06:17.740 --> 00:06:20.139 miss 100 % of the shots you don't take, right? 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:23.459 Damn skippy. Shout out to my Lin for reminding 00:06:23.459 --> 00:06:26.240 me I left my American flag hat in a room calling 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:36.399 me. Uh... What a fucking dumbass. You really 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:39.139 are a dumbass. See, but he doesn't even understand. 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:42.160 I understand. No, you don't. I understand that 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:44.279 you're talking about prostitutes. We're not talking 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:45.959 about prostitutes at all. I work at a fucking... 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:49.379 Whoa, whoa. These girls are my friends. How dare 00:06:49.379 --> 00:06:51.740 you disparage it? Hey, what the fuck, ass clown? 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:53.699 You just passed me. Calm down, then, motherfucker. 00:06:53.699 --> 00:06:55.980 Dude, fucking I'm looking something up for the 00:06:55.980 --> 00:06:59.160 show. Oh, outs for the show. Mm -hmm. All right, 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:01.399 well, yeah, I get some serious topic. Let's see 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:03.680 what Keith has to say. Oh, boy. My gonorrhea 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:09.779 is out of control. Speaking of gonorrhea, did 00:07:09.779 --> 00:07:12.120 you see that? Speaking of gonorrhea. I forget 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:13.759 what her name is, some actress or Bethany Franco. 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.100 Man, I swear to God, between you three tards, 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:18.519 I can't tell a story. Dude, I don't pay attention 00:07:18.519 --> 00:07:20.399 to these names. Who cares about the fucking names? 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:23.920 The story is what counts. Bethany Franco and 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:26.100 then St. Bart's. She went to St. Bart's and now 00:07:26.100 --> 00:07:28.360 she's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some bacterial 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:30.560 shit all over her face. Well, do you know what 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.899 that is? There's a super spread of chlamydia. 00:07:33.060 --> 00:07:34.060 Well, they're saying a super spread of chlamydia. 00:07:34.060 --> 00:07:35.860 They're saying there's a super strain. Who knows? 00:07:35.860 --> 00:07:37.480 They're saying that at this point... Who that 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:38.860 is? What are you talking about? Okay, so St. 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:42.279 Bart's, Bethany Frankel. She does that skinny 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:43.980 girl vodka thing. You've ever heard of that? 00:07:43.980 --> 00:07:47.259 She was a real housewife. Oh, okay. So they go 00:07:47.259 --> 00:07:50.060 to the... St. Bart's High End Resort. I'm going 00:07:50.060 --> 00:07:52.399 to tell you, High End, this is where the majority 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:54.819 of the wealth is at one point in the United States 00:07:54.819 --> 00:07:58.189 for New Year's Eve. drop a missile on it. That's 00:07:58.189 --> 00:08:00.750 what we should do. Come on, man. That's right. 00:08:00.870 --> 00:08:02.970 It was a big party. I guess you got, did you 00:08:02.970 --> 00:08:05.310 see it with Tom Segura and his wife got, got 00:08:05.310 --> 00:08:08.129 stuck in the Caribbean because of Maduro? Forget 00:08:08.129 --> 00:08:12.069 about that. Get back to this Franco story. We 00:08:12.069 --> 00:08:16.149 were just talking about that. Yeah. You're talking 00:08:16.149 --> 00:08:19.829 about Maduro. Maduro closed down the Caribbean. 00:08:19.970 --> 00:08:22.720 So these people can't leave. So they're stuck 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:24.240 in St. Paula. There's no air traffic because 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:25.800 it's so Venezuela's right there. That's more 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:29.180 how to tell a tie. Jesus, Larry. Well, no, my 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:31.860 buddy was in Dominican. So wait a minute. He 00:08:31.860 --> 00:08:33.120 was supposed to leave in the morning. And yeah, 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:34.139 flights got delayed. Yeah, everything got delayed. 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:36.399 So going back to this Breath and Frankel, so 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:38.440 what happens is these wealthy people go upon 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:41.639 this island with their multimillion dollar yachts. 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.879 Sure. And they all share and pass each other 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.639 around like shekels. You know what I mean? And 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:49.120 then guess what? One lady's got one thing. It 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:52.460 goes to another lady. It goes, goes, goes. And 00:08:52.460 --> 00:08:55.000 self -bark, which is hilarious. You know what 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:57.080 I mean? It's like a... But they say it was some 00:08:57.080 --> 00:08:59.159 influencer that brought it there. The COVID. 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:01.100 The COVID of shame. Well, yeah, that's quite 00:09:01.100 --> 00:09:04.379 an influence. Yeah. That's true. There we go. 00:09:05.340 --> 00:09:08.059 But you just... That's true. You're an influencer, 00:09:08.059 --> 00:09:09.539 right? And she showed her face. Yeah, imagine 00:09:09.539 --> 00:09:11.159 having that shit on your face. Like, ooh. How 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:12.659 do you know who is the influencer? How could 00:09:12.659 --> 00:09:13.940 you... Well, the people were speculating. They 00:09:13.940 --> 00:09:16.820 got to blame it on somebody. The face chlamydia 00:09:16.820 --> 00:09:19.440 is probably the most influential of all. Right. 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:21.360 Well, they got to... They gotta blame it on the 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:23.620 bottom of the barrel. The influences are like 00:09:23.620 --> 00:09:25.399 the bottom of the barrel, right? Well, yeah, 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:27.100 you blame it on the help. You always blame it 00:09:27.100 --> 00:09:30.259 on the help. I mean, that's what you do. I was 00:09:30.259 --> 00:09:32.299 never like this. I don't have this. Yeah, but 00:09:32.299 --> 00:09:34.899 then I just banged some 18 -year -old guy from 00:09:34.899 --> 00:09:37.600 Venezuela. Right. You know what I mean? And, 00:09:37.659 --> 00:09:39.179 oh my God, I got all this crazy shit. I always 00:09:39.179 --> 00:09:43.899 loved it. So how does everyone in the world know 00:09:43.899 --> 00:09:46.320 she's got a chlamydia on her face? I mean, what 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:49.590 the fuck? She posted it on the internet. She 00:09:49.590 --> 00:09:51.690 posted it on the internet. She did. But how did 00:09:51.690 --> 00:09:54.190 she get it on her face? By herself. Well, obviously 00:09:54.190 --> 00:09:55.909 somebody did something on her face. Of her own 00:09:55.909 --> 00:09:57.470 free will, she posted it on the internet. Unless 00:09:57.470 --> 00:09:59.169 she's putting, I mean, listen. She didn't get 00:09:59.169 --> 00:10:01.350 pink eye. So we know what she wasn't doing. She 00:10:01.350 --> 00:10:03.870 was knee deep in some torta puss. Eh, you know, 00:10:03.889 --> 00:10:06.330 I mean, listen. You want to be a torta pounder, 00:10:06.389 --> 00:10:09.429 you got to fucking pay the price. You're going 00:10:09.429 --> 00:10:11.470 to have to take a little hot sauce once in a 00:10:11.470 --> 00:10:14.490 while. All right, so listen. She doesn't think 00:10:14.490 --> 00:10:15.950 that anyone's going to put together that she's 00:10:15.950 --> 00:10:18.350 having kinky sex? No, I mean, she actually posted 00:10:18.350 --> 00:10:21.320 it. Is she trying to say, oh, first of all, the 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:23.840 internet is just made as a Psyop, okay? It's 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:25.799 just meant to distract us all. Oh my God, they 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:28.580 got Chlamydia and St. Bart's. Bitch, I don't 00:10:28.580 --> 00:10:30.500 got fucking about that. All of you can die for 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:33.720 all I care. I think it's what, 90 % of the... 00:10:34.399 --> 00:10:37.720 Black girls have chlamydia. Really? I don't know, 00:10:37.740 --> 00:10:40.779 I'll make it up. I do have herpes. Over 50 % 00:10:40.779 --> 00:10:44.340 have herpes. I'm sure like 90 -90 % have chlamydia. 00:10:44.340 --> 00:10:45.899 I don't know, but now you're just speculating. 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:49.860 We know 50%. Did you ever hear the story of that 00:10:49.860 --> 00:10:51.879 one black comedian talking, I think it was, she's 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:55.100 on Rogan's podcast talking about how the medical 00:10:55.100 --> 00:10:57.279 teams used to come around the black neighborhoods. 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:01.360 and checking for STDs and giving shots for chlamydia 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:03.080 and all this shit. Yeah, because they're more 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:05.720 promiscuous, obviously. When you need some work 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:07.679 and you have to pay rent, you're very more promiscuous. 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:11.600 Oh, my lord. All right, so here, this is one 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:13.159 thing I was reading in Popular Mechanics. That's 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:17.559 fucking horrible. This is food or the rent? What 00:11:17.559 --> 00:11:21.460 the fuck, man? Really? I want to say that, you 00:11:21.460 --> 00:11:24.879 know, Robert... Oh, shit, I didn't do it. ...shouldn't 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:26.580 talk about Bobby. Oh, yeah, that's good. Okay, 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:28.720 listen, here... I was reading Popular Mechanics 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:31.279 the other day from a 1981 article and I took 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:34.580 this picture. 10 Ways to Destroy the World in 00:11:34.580 --> 00:11:38.960 1981. Move the moon closer to earth. The increased 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:41.580 lunar pull would result in massive earthquakes 00:11:41.580 --> 00:11:44.360 and the result of tidal waves which would engulf 00:11:44.360 --> 00:11:47.519 whole continents. How you gonna move the moon? 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:51.000 I mean, it sounds like out of some weird James 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:55.779 Bond movie. I'm going to move the moon closer 00:11:55.779 --> 00:12:01.340 to earth. Hopefully you move it further so all 00:12:01.340 --> 00:12:03.580 broads don't sink when they have their period. 00:12:03.779 --> 00:12:07.600 That's like an Austin power. Exactly. It's just 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:10.279 a silly bit. Here we go. Remove the protective 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:14.279 layers in Earth's atmosphere. The Van Allen belt's 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:19.159 cosmic radiation would bombard the planet's surface, 00:12:19.500 --> 00:12:22.419 causing severe mutation and agonizing death. 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:25.779 So, if you remove the Van Allen belt, now let's 00:12:25.779 --> 00:12:28.480 think about this. What did the people have to 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.500 do to get to the moon? They had to go through 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:34.779 the Van Allen belt, right? Well, they say they 00:12:34.779 --> 00:12:37.320 weren't there long, you know. Well, that's what 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:40.759 they say. But at the same time, yeah. So, how 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:42.320 about this? We didn't spend much time there. 00:12:42.779 --> 00:12:45.139 Dinosaurs are fucking real. Get the fuck out 00:12:45.139 --> 00:12:46.879 of here. But they can't do it now. I'll tell 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:53.480 you what, my T -Rex arms are real. It's when 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:59.519 you stroke out on too much Lumalati. I'm a fat 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:07.480 girl. All right. Last one of the last one of 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:10.820 the tearing superpowers secret germ factories. 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:14.779 This is in the eighties. Okay. Billions of lethal. 00:13:16.140 --> 00:13:18.100 unstoppable bacteria would be released in the 00:13:18.100 --> 00:13:20.799 atmosphere. Within weeks, the planet would be 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:24.559 more than a giant graveyard. So they're predicting 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:26.700 bio -warfare. Well, they knew about that shit 00:13:26.700 --> 00:13:28.460 back in the day. I'm just saying, this is Papillon 00:13:28.460 --> 00:13:31.679 Mechanics 1981, which is on the cutting edge, 00:13:31.740 --> 00:13:33.440 technically. Well, this is when they, they were 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:35.279 still like real journalists. They can talk about 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:37.120 that shit, you know? But isn't that crazy though? 00:13:37.460 --> 00:13:40.450 And then here we go, calls. We'll check. Dude, 00:13:40.769 --> 00:13:43.250 what are you doing here? I'm advertising for... 00:13:43.250 --> 00:13:46.070 All right, do you want to talk about Lil Jack? 00:13:46.210 --> 00:13:47.509 I mean, we can just stop right now. They just 00:13:47.509 --> 00:13:50.570 said, show the cover, and they'd send me a Boitak 00:13:50.570 --> 00:13:55.039 t -shirt. Just keep talking now. Okay, thanks. 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:57.279 I'm ready to go again. Okay, that's fine. I didn't 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:59.820 say anything. You're the one that stopped. Cause 00:13:59.820 --> 00:14:02.940 Earth's axis to tilt more than its normal 23 00:14:02.940 --> 00:14:05.200 degrees. I remember that 23 degrees. Which is 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:06.200 kind of weird. You think they would have said 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:11.720 33 degrees. 23 is a number. There would then 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:14.659 be no seasonal weather. The gas and cloud drifting 00:14:14.659 --> 00:14:17.960 to the polar regions would create huge continents 00:14:17.960 --> 00:14:21.559 of ice. which technically we're in an ice age 00:14:21.559 --> 00:14:24.220 if you want to believe science. Has anybody else 00:14:24.220 --> 00:14:26.220 heard this? No, we're not in an ice age now. 00:14:26.220 --> 00:14:29.600 That's what they tell us. Really? Yes. We aren't 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:31.840 in an ice age. But who believes anybody now? 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:34.340 Maybe the beginning of one or something? I don't 00:14:34.340 --> 00:14:38.759 fucking know. They don't know yet. The last one 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:42.379 still. But here's what, here's, we all know that 00:14:42.379 --> 00:14:45.009 the earth is flat. Well, we don't know that. 00:14:45.370 --> 00:14:48.190 We don't know that. You believe the earth is 00:14:48.190 --> 00:14:51.070 flat. I believe it's flat. We don't know if it's 00:14:51.070 --> 00:14:53.509 flat or round. It's this way, this way, that 00:14:53.509 --> 00:14:56.590 way, that way, that way, corks through. No, you 00:14:56.590 --> 00:14:58.730 spin like this around the sun. Jibble -jobble, 00:14:58.889 --> 00:15:01.250 wang -wa -doodle, bullshit. I believe we ever 00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:04.370 knew the gravity. What, what? Keep going about 00:15:04.370 --> 00:15:07.450 what? We were just talking. I just believe that 00:15:07.450 --> 00:15:09.289 it's flat, you know. And that's it? That's your 00:15:09.289 --> 00:15:12.070 rebuttal? No, well I know that it is from the, 00:15:12.110 --> 00:15:13.789 you know. If you shoot a laser from one end to 00:15:13.789 --> 00:15:15.590 another end, you're supposed to have eight degrees 00:15:15.590 --> 00:15:20.590 of drop, right? A laser? Yeah, if you shoot a 00:15:20.590 --> 00:15:24.049 laser across Lake Michigan to Chicago and go 00:15:24.049 --> 00:15:25.889 to Indiana, it's going to be straight. You can 00:15:25.889 --> 00:15:28.549 see Indiana from Lake Michigan. You now hear 00:15:28.549 --> 00:15:31.250 what I'm talking about, a laser? Lasers, they 00:15:31.250 --> 00:15:34.190 have millimeters of discretion. Do you know what 00:15:34.190 --> 00:15:37.090 I mean? So if the Earth was actually curved, 00:15:37.409 --> 00:15:39.730 there's no way a laser would make it to the other 00:15:39.730 --> 00:15:42.509 side. It would shoot right over the tops of the 00:15:42.509 --> 00:15:47.080 buildings on the other side. Okay, so but I mean 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:50.200 listen, so that's everything they teach us through 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.580 but everything they teach us is fake and gay 00:15:52.580 --> 00:15:57.740 dinosaurs fake and gay Kennedy fake and gay Global 00:15:57.740 --> 00:16:01.100 Earth model fake and gay was not really fake. 00:16:01.100 --> 00:16:03.480 I mean it did happen. They killed the guy He 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.840 was a live person that they shot. It's real shit. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:12.440 It's real And the way that they handle the fucking 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:16.360 arm Oh my God, not the Mueller. Oh my gosh, what 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:19.820 was the commission? The warrant commission. Yeah, 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:23.220 there's always been weird. I always get confronted 00:16:23.220 --> 00:16:25.559 with good questions. We're going to investigate 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:28.100 ourselves. Yeah, they've been doing this for 00:16:28.100 --> 00:16:31.019 centuries. The warrant commission, that's what 00:16:31.019 --> 00:16:33.899 it's like. That's like having the mob. You guys, 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:36.960 you do an internal investigation. Tell us if 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:38.840 you're doing anything wrong or report back to 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:40.940 the other guy. We're going to do it. We're going 00:16:40.940 --> 00:16:45.320 to have our offices at Louie's. That's where 00:16:45.320 --> 00:16:48.399 we're doing our internal investigation. Don't 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:50.320 worry. They're going to come back and say we're 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.960 not doing nothing wrong. Don't worry. I'm going 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:55.340 to base my model on the curvature of the titty 00:16:55.340 --> 00:16:58.220 with cocaine. How many rails can go over the 00:16:58.220 --> 00:17:02.500 nipple and then back down? That's my earth curvature 00:17:02.500 --> 00:17:07.240 model. I like that model. Or a pregnant tummy. 00:17:09.360 --> 00:17:12.839 That's the closest to a globe shall I say. That's 00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:16.539 the closest thing to a real globe. A sphere. 00:17:17.180 --> 00:17:19.099 Oh shit, I gotta get back to reading. Or a basketball. 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:24.019 Get on with it, get on with it. I got a basketball 00:17:24.019 --> 00:17:27.299 for spalling for Christmas. Remove some of the 00:17:27.299 --> 00:17:29.960 oxygen from Earth's atmosphere with less air 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:34.160 to destroy them by friction. Millions of meteors 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:36.740 would tear into the land below causing chaos 00:17:36.740 --> 00:17:41.460 and panic. Sounds interesting. Siphon off a tiny 00:17:41.460 --> 00:17:45.299 2 % of the sun's radiation output. The ensuing 00:17:45.299 --> 00:17:47.579 drop in temperature would be enough to freeze 00:17:47.579 --> 00:17:51.559 the whole planet. I don't know, dude. I'm just 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:53.319 reading, bro. It's just funny that think about 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:55.099 this. Hold on, let me check my calculus for that. 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:57.740 Well, the 80s, they did this calculation. Well, 00:17:57.740 --> 00:17:59.720 that's why we live in the Goldilocks zone. Here 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:02.880 we go. Cal's a chemical reaction to metamorphosis. 00:18:03.019 --> 00:18:06.680 All the salt in the world. The sun is local. 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:10.579 It's right above us. What the fuck? Oh, here 00:18:10.579 --> 00:18:13.319 we go cause the chemical reaction the metamorphosis 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:15.700 all the salt in the world minor illnesses would 00:18:15.700 --> 00:18:18.980 soon grow on curable and those humans still physically 00:18:18.980 --> 00:18:22.400 fit very few in Parentheses would be it would 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:26.519 soon go completely mad completely mad is a very 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:30.180 Statement it's a big fucking statement completely 00:18:30.180 --> 00:18:32.299 mad is Larry. What about the other joint? They've 00:18:32.299 --> 00:18:33.819 done those experiments right here, man. Okay. 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:38.859 Well, let's just smoke it by yourself I'm waiting 00:18:38.859 --> 00:18:41.299 for you to read the one where it's like, invite 00:18:41.299 --> 00:18:44.900 60 ,000 Somalis into the country. Yeah, I was 00:18:44.900 --> 00:18:46.960 reading the one where it said, just bring two 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:50.200 Asians in a crate to your house and you will 00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:53.759 have Buddha luck for 2026. That's my fortune, 00:18:53.819 --> 00:18:56.299 I got it. The other one says, plant the seeds 00:18:56.299 --> 00:18:58.299 that China's been sending randomly. My fortune 00:18:58.299 --> 00:19:01.819 that said, buy two male, original male order 00:19:01.819 --> 00:19:06.009 ladies, bring them home, hit the gong. Why don't 00:19:06.009 --> 00:19:09.950 you do that? You get one for you and your son. 00:19:10.450 --> 00:19:14.589 He said two. Jesus, Larry. I love it, man. And 00:19:14.589 --> 00:19:17.470 then, you know, you're set for life. Slow down 00:19:17.470 --> 00:19:20.130 this rotation. Wow, yeah, so you're not set for 00:19:20.130 --> 00:19:23.369 life. Well, you gotta keep order. So here, number 00:19:23.369 --> 00:19:26.309 10 is, this one is the most ominous, shall I 00:19:26.309 --> 00:19:29.869 say. Number 10, the easiest way of all, leave 00:19:29.869 --> 00:19:33.049 man to his own decisions. Nuclear war, famine, 00:19:33.329 --> 00:19:35.930 overpopulation, all of these will do my work 00:19:35.930 --> 00:19:39.990 for me. I don't know about overpopulation. What 00:19:39.990 --> 00:19:42.450 do you mean overpopulation? I mean, we're overpopulated 00:19:42.450 --> 00:19:44.710 with illegals right now. Well, yeah. So I mean, 00:19:44.789 --> 00:19:48.210 depending on your interpretation of overpopulation, 00:19:48.829 --> 00:19:52.089 I think that this cup is overflowing, shall I? 00:19:52.089 --> 00:19:54.210 What does it say? It's definitely overflowing. 00:19:54.369 --> 00:19:56.130 And first of all, shouldn't all Somali fucking 00:19:56.130 --> 00:20:00.190 daycares be, like, on a boat with a plank? They 00:20:00.190 --> 00:20:03.329 are pirates, right? I am the captain. That should 00:20:03.329 --> 00:20:05.769 be every... I'm the captain now. It should be 00:20:05.769 --> 00:20:08.710 the name of... Slogan for all of them. Well, 00:20:08.829 --> 00:20:11.390 that's every name of it should be. You know, 00:20:11.869 --> 00:20:13.809 when a child does something wrong, he walks the 00:20:13.809 --> 00:20:16.390 plank. They must have made a fortune off that 00:20:16.390 --> 00:20:19.069 movie over there, huh? I mean, every single one 00:20:19.069 --> 00:20:20.750 of them is rich from that fucking movie. Oh, 00:20:20.809 --> 00:20:22.349 yeah, dude, they're amazing. They're not rich 00:20:22.349 --> 00:20:24.549 from the movie, they're rich from fucking daycare 00:20:24.549 --> 00:20:26.849 funds. Oh, no, it's not from the movie. I thought 00:20:26.849 --> 00:20:30.380 they all got money for the movie. Who? The Somalians. 00:20:31.619 --> 00:20:33.880 Isn't that what it is? We talked about this. 00:20:34.299 --> 00:20:36.059 We're going to have another Black Hawk Down incident 00:20:36.059 --> 00:20:37.180 soon if they keep on fighting. Oh, I thought 00:20:37.180 --> 00:20:39.200 they were all rich from that movie. No, the main 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.940 guy may be rich. The guy with the big head and 00:20:41.940 --> 00:20:45.859 the good teeth. I'm the light bulb now. They 00:20:45.859 --> 00:20:47.819 pull up to their little daycare center in the 00:20:47.819 --> 00:20:51.099 Lamborghini, I think. Wouldn't you do that? That's 00:20:51.099 --> 00:21:02.809 amazing. I had no idea. Island of Pirates was 00:21:02.809 --> 00:21:05.150 so freaking... It's not an island, first of all. 00:21:07.619 --> 00:21:10.220 It's at the Horn of Africa. Whatever the fuck 00:21:10.220 --> 00:21:12.019 it is. It's at the Horn of Africa. It's a shit 00:21:12.019 --> 00:21:15.039 hole. But it's Don Anfort's random daycare. They 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:19.339 just be in a fur coat with two black chicks. 00:21:19.539 --> 00:21:23.000 He's like, come on to Don Anfort's motherfucking 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:25.809 community center. Well, take care of your kids. 00:21:27.069 --> 00:21:31.009 If they're just playing spades and dominoes. 00:21:31.890 --> 00:21:34.890 There's like bars in the corner. What happened 00:21:34.890 --> 00:21:37.230 to that down there? Oh, that boy didn't pay his 00:21:37.230 --> 00:21:40.539 debt. Have all kinds of nice things, but it was 00:21:40.539 --> 00:21:43.680 like dying. And he's like, hey, you know the 00:21:43.680 --> 00:21:46.140 smoke in there is inside that little room. Get 00:21:46.140 --> 00:21:48.240 back in there. We just got puppies fighting. 00:21:49.339 --> 00:21:53.000 Is that a frog punch? Is that a pimple? Smoke 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:57.559 new porch and pack crack. At the daycare. We 00:21:57.559 --> 00:22:01.140 got two 80 golds today that passed each other. 00:22:04.619 --> 00:22:06.940 There's whole shopping malls with daycare centers. 00:22:07.019 --> 00:22:09.200 Every building is a fucking daycare center. Every 00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:10.799 little section. I'm going to tell you right now, 00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:12.519 you're not driven in the west side or the south 00:22:12.519 --> 00:22:14.099 side. I mean, what the fuck? There's daycare, 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:16.400 liquor store, daycare. It's happening here too. 00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:19.039 Exactly. Slow down, man. I'm sorry. I mean, I 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:22.339 want to use this year later. Jesus, man. The 00:22:22.339 --> 00:22:23.980 liquor store is right next to the daycare. Yeah, 00:22:24.000 --> 00:22:27.339 it's a liquor store, a club, a daycare. Yeah, 00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:30.180 and it's usually run down and not open. Well. 00:22:30.490 --> 00:22:33.170 And out front is a fancy fucking car. Yeah, there 00:22:33.170 --> 00:22:38.109 ain't much care or day there. No. I do love it. 00:22:38.549 --> 00:22:41.549 Why aren't we smart enough to do this? Seriously, 00:22:41.789 --> 00:22:43.650 why are... Somali, you guys must be brilliant. 00:22:44.109 --> 00:22:45.990 Every one of them, they could be doctors. Oh, 00:22:45.990 --> 00:22:48.109 this is why we're not brave enough to do it. 00:22:48.650 --> 00:22:50.970 Actually, you could be, he could be our guy. 00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:53.230 We'll just pretend he's a little silly. You know 00:22:53.230 --> 00:22:57.869 what I mean? He's a short -bust kid. Guy's a 00:22:57.869 --> 00:23:00.200 finger sniffer, if you know what I mean. All 00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:02.579 the downs, everybody's getting all these kickbacks. 00:23:02.890 --> 00:23:05.029 Because, you know, the Somalians, they may get 00:23:05.029 --> 00:23:07.950 to keep 20 % of that money. Right. If they're 00:23:07.950 --> 00:23:10.170 lucky. 80%, yeah. It's better than living in 00:23:10.170 --> 00:23:12.269 Somalia, I'll tell you fucking that. They're 00:23:12.269 --> 00:23:14.549 the fall guys. Yeah, they're the fall guys. They're 00:23:14.549 --> 00:23:16.730 living high on the hog for a couple of years. 00:23:17.470 --> 00:23:18.930 Now, that is a funny thing, because they don't 00:23:18.930 --> 00:23:22.450 eat fucking so much. Because 20 % of what they 00:23:22.450 --> 00:23:25.210 stole is a fucking ton of money, man. Oh, for 00:23:25.210 --> 00:23:30.890 them? Yeah. First of all, money is fake. I don't 00:23:30.890 --> 00:23:32.730 know if it was trillions, but it was billions. 00:23:33.269 --> 00:23:35.470 It's fake. It's a fiat currency with no backing. 00:23:35.470 --> 00:23:38.630 But it buys a lot of shit. Yeah, if you want, 00:23:38.630 --> 00:23:40.390 if you're Somali. It buys a lot of things. Not 00:23:40.390 --> 00:23:43.329 for us. Unbelievable. I tell you right now, if 00:23:43.329 --> 00:23:45.630 you and I opened up a fucking daycare, fucking 00:23:45.630 --> 00:23:49.430 Larry the Diddler's Daycare. Granted, just by 00:23:49.430 --> 00:23:51.150 the name, we'd probably be shut down in a week. 00:23:51.509 --> 00:23:54.410 But if we made it past our first year, we'd probably 00:23:54.410 --> 00:23:56.809 be doing pretty good. I mean, it's right on the 00:23:56.809 --> 00:23:59.990 fucking name. You wanna hear something funny? 00:24:00.369 --> 00:24:02.809 So Larry's bracelet, I told him, on the inside 00:24:02.809 --> 00:24:05.849 of that, it shows the, what do you call it, the 00:24:05.849 --> 00:24:08.289 Asian consent across the United States. The lowest 00:24:08.289 --> 00:24:10.430 Asian consent in all the states. He opened it. 00:24:10.450 --> 00:24:15.049 Like a quarterback. He opened it. Where are you 00:24:15.049 --> 00:24:19.769 from, sweetie? There you go, Larry. I figured 00:24:19.769 --> 00:24:22.609 out how to work it back in. Because we lost that 00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:26.980 episode. The scumbag bracelet. I'm like a quarterback. 00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.859 He's like, where are you from? He's like, Connecticut? 00:24:30.380 --> 00:24:32.220 Where'd you get that bracelet? I need one of 00:24:32.220 --> 00:24:37.559 those. How old are you? Oh, that's fantastic. 00:24:37.579 --> 00:24:42.220 This is the place. Yeah. Even though that's just 00:24:42.220 --> 00:24:45.059 some weird, fisting, boys town fucking fun toy. 00:24:47.250 --> 00:24:54.910 That's funny shit. So, Needles, here we go. He's 00:24:54.910 --> 00:24:57.670 gonna disparage me now. These weeds taste good, 00:24:57.869 --> 00:25:00.029 man, Needles. Why you think that, man? Because 00:25:00.029 --> 00:25:02.670 you do it all day long. Oh, dude, I love you, 00:25:02.970 --> 00:25:04.809 man. I'm not disparaging you. I love you so much, 00:25:04.869 --> 00:25:07.069 I just tell my friends you're a thief and a liar. 00:25:08.230 --> 00:25:10.450 Why would you say that? I never said that. Did 00:25:10.450 --> 00:25:12.890 I ever say that about any guy? Yeah, just earlier. 00:25:14.210 --> 00:25:16.549 About 20 minutes ago. Not in the past 15 minutes. 00:25:16.789 --> 00:25:19.950 Yeah, exactly. Thank you. I never said you were 00:25:19.950 --> 00:25:21.910 a thief or a liar. Watch out for that guy. No, 00:25:21.970 --> 00:25:23.529 yeah, I don't recall that. What are we saying 00:25:23.529 --> 00:25:26.390 now? You're a jackass. Yeah, that is true. There's 00:25:26.390 --> 00:25:29.480 no contestants in that. Yeah, all that. That's 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:35.460 not fake and gay. No. Nope. Man. Either Uncle 00:25:35.460 --> 00:25:40.079 Sniffy's rickshaw rides. Call 866 -444 -SNIFY 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:46.880 -SNIF. You're Polock. Nickers are extra. Wojtek 00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:49.079 the Polish bear. Not until you brought it up. 00:25:49.299 --> 00:25:53.200 That should be our followers' names, the Nickas. 00:25:53.619 --> 00:25:57.400 I brought it up to my cleaning lady, and she 00:25:57.400 --> 00:25:59.740 knew all about him. Oh, really? All right, cool, 00:25:59.819 --> 00:26:01.700 dude. We'll talk about it. Just don't fucking 00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:03.740 tell him. I'm just asking if Kiki knew because 00:26:03.740 --> 00:26:05.140 he's Polish. All right, we'll keep talking later. 00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:09.180 Ask your parents. I will ask him. Ask your parents. 00:26:09.420 --> 00:26:14.160 His parents aren't from Poland. My dad's 100 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:16.579 % Polak dog. Yeah, but he's not he was born. 00:26:16.839 --> 00:26:22.940 Yeah from Poland though, but yeah I'm gonna ask 00:26:22.940 --> 00:26:25.799 all the Ukrainian women that shoot That's what 00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:30.700 I say before I go to the whorehouse Because that's 00:26:30.700 --> 00:26:33.339 a crazy story. Yeah, amazing. That's like the 00:26:33.339 --> 00:26:37.720 American the GI on the duck Movie about the bat 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:41.559 and bear, you know, we can't do fucking We can't 00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.440 do a what do you call it? We did the jokes about 00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:46.160 the funniest thing on the front of that book 00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:48.960 is that it's a Polish war hero and it's a bear. 00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:52.980 He is a Polish war hero. Dude, you are so retarded, 00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.599 you still didn't get the joke two days in a row. 00:26:55.980 --> 00:26:59.220 It's a Polish joke. Oh, I see. Yeah, you know, 00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:01.519 how do you get a Polak out of a tree? A one -armed 00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:02.660 Polak out of a tree? Tell him he's a warrior. 00:27:02.779 --> 00:27:07.359 Wave to him. Oh my god. Why am I surrounded by 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:09.339 beetles? Say you're waving to let one tree wave 00:27:09.339 --> 00:27:15.920 back. Is that the premise? Oh my god. Donny Anforth 00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:19.640 explaining the punch line should be a new bit 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:24.240 because it makes me so mad. It makes me so angry. 00:27:24.700 --> 00:27:26.000 You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to make 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.220 a Donny Anforth. I remember hearing a voodoo 00:27:28.220 --> 00:27:29.920 girl, Donny, and I'm just going to punch it while 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:35.480 he talks. You don't know a joke when you hear 00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:43.380 it. It's got a Jamaica shirt on. You don't know 00:27:43.380 --> 00:27:49.000 a joke when you hear it. Yes, darling. What's 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:54.059 that? What, these guys in the Voightech book? 00:27:58.480 --> 00:28:00.380 Yeah, they'll throw you in the gas chamber nowadays. 00:28:01.140 --> 00:28:04.529 No, we're talking. Oh, there's shit. That's my 00:28:04.529 --> 00:28:07.210 wife chiming in for those of you off. I worked 00:28:07.210 --> 00:28:08.529 with this whole lot. Did you start reading it? 00:28:08.710 --> 00:28:11.589 I'm fine. I only read a couple. All right, dude, 00:28:11.650 --> 00:28:13.369 are we just going to talk about a book and flip 00:28:13.369 --> 00:28:15.269 the pages, or are you going to give us a premise? 00:28:16.710 --> 00:28:19.950 We made a promise. Exactly, so let's move on. 00:28:21.769 --> 00:28:24.529 I swear to God, man, anybody who watches past 00:28:24.529 --> 00:28:27.849 15 minutes says you're a saint. I swear to God, 00:28:27.849 --> 00:28:32.049 because I can barely handle sight. What are you 00:28:32.049 --> 00:28:35.029 talking about? You look great, Mike. Just to 00:28:35.029 --> 00:28:37.950 get them stirred up. All right, here, I got something. 00:28:38.609 --> 00:28:41.890 You're all fucking gay, that's the thing. All 00:28:41.890 --> 00:28:43.630 fucking tria, y 'all. So do you guys know who 00:28:43.630 --> 00:28:47.059 Chris Bledsoe is? The football player? No, that's 00:28:47.059 --> 00:28:49.279 Drew Bledsoe. Okay. Who's Chris Bledsoe? All 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.640 right, so Chris Bledsoe is a guy from North Carolina, 00:28:54.180 --> 00:28:57.519 and... North Cackalacka? He had orbs come down, 00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:02.599 and he basically saw, spoke with beings. Okay. 00:29:03.099 --> 00:29:04.759 Wow. What kind of beings? From where? It was 00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:07.880 like a female being, and basically she said... 00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:10.920 She's been known by many names over the centuries. 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:17.000 Dude, I swear to God. Wait a second. Welcome 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:24.019 to Kiki's story. Welcome to Kiki's story. May 00:29:24.019 --> 00:29:30.420 get some names wrong. Yeah, but no names. Buckling. 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:34.359 Buckling. This being has been known by Mary Magdalene. 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:36.940 You know, all the different names of all the... 00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:39.140 I mean, you're spanning a lot of fucking lifetimes 00:29:39.140 --> 00:29:40.839 here. Well, a lot of religious names. All the 00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:42.660 women and famous religions that are the same 00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:45.039 as Mary and the Catholic religion. She's like, 00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.700 I've been known by many different names. Okay, 00:29:46.779 --> 00:29:48.599 so wait a second. Did this guy get probed by 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:50.980 this lady? Nope. No probing. Well, the fun is 00:29:50.980 --> 00:29:53.779 that then. The only fucking alien that captures 00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:57.140 a guy and doesn't probe. And it's a female. But 00:29:57.140 --> 00:30:00.240 it's not... It's not like an actual physical 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.880 being. That don't matter, man. I mean, if you 00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:04.799 want to use a dildo, you don't need to use your 00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:07.160 mind. You know what I mean? No, he may not remember. 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:11.500 The mind dildo. Well, anywho, he had Crohn's 00:30:11.500 --> 00:30:13.680 disease. He was cured of it. I love how you know 00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:17.119 the details, but you can't remember names. This 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:20.039 motherfucker, he was having like Adderall. He 00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:22.359 was getting himself a blood pressure. Sorry. 00:30:22.500 --> 00:30:26.630 So check this shit out. So now he's... His stories 00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:30.509 were so believable that big names in the CIA 00:30:30.509 --> 00:30:36.069 big huge names in NASA To make sure to see if 00:30:36.069 --> 00:30:38.809 he was the real deal and like the first test 00:30:38.809 --> 00:30:40.890 they gave this guy's they tested all his family 00:30:40.890 --> 00:30:43.190 They're like keep their touch this piece of metal 00:30:43.190 --> 00:30:46.410 touch just to see because basically anybody that's 00:30:46.410 --> 00:30:50.119 been to space like astronaut astronauts you know, 00:30:50.500 --> 00:30:52.579 they have a reaction with this metal. So if you've 00:30:52.579 --> 00:30:54.039 been to space, you can have a reaction with this 00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:55.900 metal. It's like Larry at the schoolyard, he 00:30:55.900 --> 00:30:57.240 puts a little piece of metal, he's like, touch 00:30:57.240 --> 00:31:03.140 this piece of metal. Anyway, so this time, one 00:31:03.140 --> 00:31:07.099 of the main guys from NASA realized that this 00:31:07.099 --> 00:31:10.259 guy was telling the truth because he had a crazy 00:31:10.259 --> 00:31:12.500 reaction where he was blacked out by touching 00:31:12.500 --> 00:31:14.680 this piece of metal because it was a foreign 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:17.680 piece of metal. So he knew he was for real. They 00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:20.339 started talking more about these stories. And 00:31:20.339 --> 00:31:23.140 this guy, you can go online, see his videos. 00:31:23.140 --> 00:31:25.839 What's his name? Chris Bledsoe. He can summon 00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:28.700 orbs. Orbs. Like summon them? Like phantasm? 00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:32.380 He has groups of a thousand people. And he'll 00:31:32.380 --> 00:31:34.200 tell you when orbs will come. He'll tell you 00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:35.900 how many are going to come. And there's videos 00:31:35.900 --> 00:31:39.460 of all this stuff. Who is he? Anyways, so he's... 00:31:39.460 --> 00:31:41.940 Sounds like a sex cult. Well, no, this will be 00:31:41.940 --> 00:31:43.880 for him. There won't be. It's a cult. It's a 00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:45.319 cult, of course. He's a hardcore religious guy. 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:48.500 It's a cult. Well, anyways, so the main thing 00:31:48.500 --> 00:31:51.680 is, I got Siri on that. So she says, well, listen, 00:31:52.099 --> 00:31:56.980 in 2026, there's a star called Regalus. I heard 00:31:56.980 --> 00:31:59.680 something about this thing. Regalus, it's a blue 00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:03.519 star. But in 2026, and he's like, I had a vision 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.000 of when this happens, of what it looks like. 00:32:07.660 --> 00:32:09.819 2026 she didn't give a date, but she's like when 00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:13.940 this blue star turns red and it's raising above 00:32:13.940 --> 00:32:17.660 the Sphinx on the east before dawn, there's going 00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:20.799 to be a new awakening for mankind. How are you 00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.220 going to find this out? You're going to have 00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:24.400 to wait second hand to find this out. You're 00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:27.660 not going to do it yourself. You've got to wait 00:32:27.660 --> 00:32:29.559 second hand though. It's like, oh, well, if you 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.460 were watching, I'd believe you. This is going 00:32:31.460 --> 00:32:33.579 to be huge news. They're going to know this in 00:32:33.579 --> 00:32:36.640 Egypt. I mean, this is because it's huge. But 00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:39.440 she's saying this is going to be a new awakening 00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:42.099 for mankind. New information is going to be. 00:32:42.269 --> 00:32:44.930 Brought to you humanity. Yeah, I really need 00:32:44.930 --> 00:32:46.869 that but no, but here's the other things she 00:32:46.869 --> 00:32:49.630 said and then can't even handle all cars all 00:32:49.630 --> 00:32:53.430 negative and negativity and basically bad negativity 00:32:53.430 --> 00:32:58.710 Real deal of darkness What are we finding out 00:32:58.710 --> 00:33:00.809 right now? We're finding out a lot of real shit 00:33:00.809 --> 00:33:02.970 that's going on. But she said, this is the year 00:33:02.970 --> 00:33:05.609 that mankind is going to change. He said, he's 00:33:05.609 --> 00:33:07.210 like, I don't know what it's going to be really, 00:33:07.210 --> 00:33:11.089 but. Yeah, I hear you. Did you guys know what 00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:18.650 the real definition of apocalypse is? The definition 00:33:18.650 --> 00:33:21.490 of darkness. I'm sorry, I had to get that out. 00:33:22.369 --> 00:33:24.829 And he walked over that like three times and 00:33:24.829 --> 00:33:26.849 I told him. I said to my Mike, I got to get it 00:33:26.849 --> 00:33:29.839 out. Yes, okay. Look up the definition of apocalypse. 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:31.819 No, I'm not looking up anything else, but... 00:33:31.819 --> 00:33:33.559 No, you should. Because apocalypse, everybody 00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:36.000 thinks it's like the end of... the end times. 00:33:36.299 --> 00:33:38.819 Apocalyptic times. No, it's apocalyptic times. 00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:40.920 It's not the end of the world. But that's what 00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:43.480 they think. It's not the end of the world. No, 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:46.160 but it's even apocalyptic times. What do you 00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:48.900 think about that? It's apocalyptic. I can't fathom 00:33:48.900 --> 00:33:51.039 it. All hell breaking loose. Exactly. But that's 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:52.099 not what it is. That's what we've been taught. 00:33:53.579 --> 00:33:57.240 I forget what it is now. But I think it's like... 00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.319 the discovery of something new it's like the 00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.519 um some kind of matter and i know it has nothing 00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.779 to do with like end times but it's like the uh 00:34:05.779 --> 00:34:08.650 some kind of a change like a change in the world. 00:34:09.110 --> 00:34:11.409 Yeah, but how is this change brought on? How 00:34:11.409 --> 00:34:15.650 is it brought on? Is it from spiritual? Is it 00:34:15.650 --> 00:34:18.869 from chemical? Is it from nuclear? It's brought 00:34:18.869 --> 00:34:22.190 on by brutal war. Yeah, exactly. Nuclear, yes, 00:34:22.190 --> 00:34:25.630 that's what I'm saying. Do we believe in nuclear 00:34:25.630 --> 00:34:27.869 war? No, not at all. Nuclear weapons are fake. 00:34:27.989 --> 00:34:30.429 But you can enrich a little... I'm sorry, can 00:34:30.429 --> 00:34:33.250 you get him? You can't enrich a certain amount 00:34:33.250 --> 00:34:36.690 of uranium to do all these things. You can, huh? 00:34:36.809 --> 00:34:38.690 Because look at Three Mile Island, if they fucking 00:34:38.690 --> 00:34:41.789 did all that bullshit and it overloaded, it would 00:34:41.789 --> 00:34:43.869 have blown up and killed everybody, right? Look 00:34:43.869 --> 00:34:46.849 at Chernobyl, the elephant's foot. Or Hiroshima, 00:34:47.030 --> 00:34:48.949 people have been thriving there forever. Nagasaki, 00:34:49.230 --> 00:34:52.630 yeah, it looks better than fucking Detroit, seriously. 00:34:52.710 --> 00:34:55.510 I like Saki, that place is good. New, yeah, yeah, 00:34:55.630 --> 00:34:56.769 yeah, Saki, Saki, yeah, my favorite. You're trying 00:34:56.769 --> 00:34:59.989 to just blow everything up. No, actually, you 00:34:59.989 --> 00:35:02.230 know what, my buddy worked on military bases. 00:35:02.369 --> 00:35:05.230 What's the one in New Mexico, one of the original 00:35:05.230 --> 00:35:08.989 sites? Los Alamos. No, but it's um, not Los Alamos, 00:35:09.429 --> 00:35:11.769 I think that's where they tested the driving. 00:35:13.030 --> 00:35:17.110 But he actually has Trinitite. You can buy small 00:35:17.110 --> 00:35:19.110 samples of it. Yeah, but that comes from the 00:35:19.110 --> 00:35:20.789 nuclear explosion. How about this, what about, 00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:25.260 will chemical reaction produce that ore? Yeah. 00:35:25.460 --> 00:35:28.619 Yes. Okay. So, Bill Gates having the whole periodic 00:35:28.619 --> 00:35:31.280 table behind his desk. Well, before he was kicked 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:34.360 out of Microsoft for assaulting fucking interns 00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:36.900 and shit. Remember? What do you mean the whole 00:35:36.900 --> 00:35:39.239 periodic table? He has a whole periodic table 00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:41.719 of all the elements in behind his desk. You could 00:35:41.719 --> 00:35:44.059 buy that though. Yeah, with a little sample of 00:35:44.059 --> 00:35:47.630 each one. Yeah, but a big ass one. Yeah, because 00:35:47.630 --> 00:35:49.909 I bought one of those for one of my nephews one 00:35:49.909 --> 00:35:52.150 time for Christmas. It's all the same material. 00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:54.969 Yeah, it's just a fucking rock. It's the same 00:35:54.969 --> 00:35:58.570 rock. It is. Some guy in Somalia, some guy in 00:35:58.570 --> 00:36:03.929 India. He's got a barrel point. Well, no. Dummium, 00:36:04.269 --> 00:36:13.289 that's your new element. Diem. Like our Breaking 00:36:13.289 --> 00:36:18.570 Bad t -shirt, just DM, dummy him. I know, this 00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:22.710 fucking guy doesn't. I get it, dummy. I hope 00:36:22.710 --> 00:36:26.809 you get it after the sixth joke I made. A lot 00:36:26.809 --> 00:36:28.670 of aggression coming out of you today. I'm not 00:36:28.670 --> 00:36:30.750 aggressive. You're accusing me of not understanding 00:36:30.750 --> 00:36:33.550 the joke. And just because I'm not laughing, 00:36:34.010 --> 00:36:36.070 you know, you're laughing your own joke enough. 00:36:36.090 --> 00:36:39.550 I get it. It's not knocking me, you know, it's 00:36:39.550 --> 00:36:42.179 not knocking me socks up. It's not knocking me 00:36:42.179 --> 00:36:43.820 socks off. Now you're British all of a sudden. 00:36:45.460 --> 00:36:46.920 It's not knocking me knickers off. The other 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:50.139 night at the open mic, there was a comedian that 00:36:50.139 --> 00:36:55.099 got up. Man, the fucking guy was hilarious. What 00:36:55.099 --> 00:36:59.739 open mic was this? At Shannon's deli. So nice. 00:36:59.780 --> 00:37:01.820 And then when he left, it seemed like he was 00:37:01.820 --> 00:37:05.590 going to go fucking commit suicide. He couldn't 00:37:05.590 --> 00:37:08.409 tell, but his jokes were good. Was he liberal, 00:37:08.570 --> 00:37:10.409 though? Was he leaning left or leaning right? 00:37:10.570 --> 00:37:13.349 He wasn't doing political jokes at all. What 00:37:13.349 --> 00:37:15.190 do you mean, he sounded like he was going to 00:37:15.190 --> 00:37:17.849 commit suicide at the end? No, when he walked 00:37:17.849 --> 00:37:20.710 out, it was like, holy shit. He walked out what? 00:37:20.710 --> 00:37:23.469 His delivery, too, seemed like he might be suicidal. 00:37:24.110 --> 00:37:26.610 He was one of those comedians, you know? Yeah, 00:37:26.730 --> 00:37:29.230 that's a good comedian. Look at him, he's stuck 00:37:29.230 --> 00:37:32.190 with you. He was a good comedian. That's very 00:37:32.190 --> 00:37:35.760 good. Comedians are good. Comedians are good. 00:37:35.860 --> 00:37:38.280 If they're good, they're bad. I like them too, 00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:41.219 Kiki. I know what you mean, bro. Comedy is fun. 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:45.039 Comedy is fun, unlike this. Yes. I mean, I swear 00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:47.719 to God, I want to fucking, I'm looking for step 00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:51.139 stools and fucking rope right now as I keep doing 00:37:51.139 --> 00:37:56.880 this. I am going to find the fucking highest 00:37:56.880 --> 00:38:01.079 beam I can find in the basement and have Donnie 00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:04.300 Anforth sweep the fucking, not sweep the leg, 00:38:04.460 --> 00:38:08.699 but sweep the stool. He'll be my karate kid for 00:38:08.699 --> 00:38:12.820 my suicide. Yeah, my landlord told me I had the 00:38:12.820 --> 00:38:15.880 highest seating bill in the entire apartment 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.719 complex. You told us already. He pays the bill. 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:23.480 I didn't hear it. He said he wanted to come over 00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:25.820 and have a talk with me about it. I said, sure, 00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:28.679 come on over. The door's always open. I mean, 00:38:28.860 --> 00:38:33.760 dude, this is the second time he's, I mean, Larry. 00:38:34.860 --> 00:38:38.099 Man. I did a little better this time. No, you 00:38:38.099 --> 00:38:40.179 really didn't. It's like a dad joke. It's the 00:38:40.179 --> 00:38:43.260 same joke every time. I liked it. I liked it. 00:38:43.300 --> 00:38:45.760 You just heard it the other episode. It doesn't 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:50.119 matter. This is who I'm dealing with. This is 00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:52.539 his audience. I liked it. I know, but this is 00:38:52.539 --> 00:38:54.420 the first time you're hearing it. He's probably 00:38:54.420 --> 00:38:58.219 heard it three times. Right. Yeah, right. Exactly. 00:38:59.579 --> 00:39:02.760 And it's still good. Yeah. This guy's in the 00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:04.219 fucking jewelry. I think it's fucking funny. 00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:08.739 I'm really smoked up. We played... Feels good. 00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:10.539 We played with this extended band. Tummy sticks. 00:39:10.780 --> 00:39:14.480 We played all this funk music, you know, like 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.059 Sly Stone and shit. Yeah, I know what that is. 00:39:16.059 --> 00:39:19.420 This crazy black guy singing for us. And at first, 00:39:19.500 --> 00:39:21.199 I thought he was a homeless guy. Why was he crazy? 00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:23.219 And he was going to ask for money. I don't know 00:39:23.219 --> 00:39:25.880 why he's crazy, but Mary could tell you he was 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:28.659 crazy, too. She met him. He was just one of those 00:39:28.659 --> 00:39:30.619 crazy guys that seems like he might be. What 00:39:30.619 --> 00:39:33.199 color was he again? He was a black fella. But 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:35.070 wait a minute. Did you? You didn't know the guy 00:39:35.070 --> 00:39:38.429 before he started singing? No, but then I got 00:39:38.429 --> 00:39:41.469 introduced to him right before we all got together 00:39:41.469 --> 00:39:43.630 to jam, and there was a... Oh, so somebody else 00:39:43.630 --> 00:39:45.809 did know him. Me on guitar, another guy on guitar, 00:39:45.989 --> 00:39:48.510 a bass player, a keyboard player, a really kick 00:39:48.510 --> 00:39:50.550 -ass drummer. The keyboard was really killer, 00:39:50.769 --> 00:39:54.519 too. And this black guy. singing. There's always 00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:56.659 this black guy. We played all this song. Excuse 00:39:56.659 --> 00:39:58.639 me. You know, Sly Stone and shit. Sly Stone and 00:39:58.639 --> 00:39:59.920 shit, yeah. That's good shit. You can do great 00:39:59.920 --> 00:40:01.719 when there's this black guy there. And Mary was 00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:03.880 like, that guy was really good, but man, was 00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:06.320 he fucking crazy. And I said, yeah, it wasn't. 00:40:06.460 --> 00:40:09.000 He was like, nuts. And he's like, I got a black 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:13.019 furnace that's kiki and blackface. He spoke like 00:40:13.019 --> 00:40:16.800 Dave Chappelle, you know? So that was fucking 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:19.280 fun. Or like when he was talking, not like... 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:21.519 Just, yeah, when you're talking to regular, he 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:23.980 spoke like Dave Chappelle. So that was funny, 00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:27.139 too. Just automatically. But he wasn't like a 00:40:27.139 --> 00:40:30.019 comedian or funny or anything. He was just a 00:40:30.019 --> 00:40:33.500 black guy. He was a normal black guy, dude. I 00:40:33.500 --> 00:40:35.059 like interviews with guys. Did you try to steal 00:40:35.059 --> 00:40:38.280 your wallet? I knew Dave Chappelle. Which Dave 00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:39.900 Chappelle? The new Dave Chappelle or the old 00:40:39.900 --> 00:40:43.000 Dave Chappelle? Yeah, I think the new Dave Chappelle. 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:48.179 I know he was crazy because he was going off 00:40:48.179 --> 00:40:50.800 about these certain flavor potato chips which 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:54.170 were caramel corn. flavored potato chips. And 00:40:54.170 --> 00:40:56.570 I'm like, dude. Yes, yes. He's like, oh, these 00:40:56.570 --> 00:40:59.409 are the best. Oh, man. Oh, what's going on down 00:40:59.409 --> 00:41:01.849 there? And there was a little cartoon on the 00:41:01.849 --> 00:41:04.630 TV that attracted his attention. It was just 00:41:04.630 --> 00:41:08.389 like a weird. It was just out there. Yeah. And 00:41:08.389 --> 00:41:11.170 at first, I thought he was gonna come over and 00:41:11.170 --> 00:41:13.250 fucking ask for money, and then he starts talking 00:41:13.250 --> 00:41:15.769 to my buddy Bill. So what songs are we gonna 00:41:15.769 --> 00:41:18.530 play? He says, and I'm like, holy shit. I think 00:41:18.530 --> 00:41:20.630 they're homeless songs. I started to lock my 00:41:20.630 --> 00:41:26.309 wallet up. Those are usually good singers, though. 00:41:27.030 --> 00:41:33.710 He looked homeless. His jacket and shit. Unkempt. 00:41:33.900 --> 00:41:37.280 You know, the unkempt look, kind of bummy. He 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:41.719 had a hat like Antfors has. That blue hat you 00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:45.739 had. Except a little fuzzier and a little dirtier. 00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:50.079 You know, he did. He looked homeless. I'm like, 00:41:50.139 --> 00:41:52.280 wow, they're letting this guy drink in this bar. 00:41:52.340 --> 00:41:54.639 They're pretty cool. Because they have cheap, 00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:56.920 you know, they have Tall Boys for three bucks, 00:41:56.920 --> 00:41:59.659 and that's pretty cheap. There is homeless guys 00:41:59.659 --> 00:42:03.139 around that area. I don't know if I want to be 00:42:03.139 --> 00:42:05.500 drinking with the homeless. Maybe some of them, 00:42:05.500 --> 00:42:07.820 but. Well, they make these guys, they let them 00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:09.960 come in and get a beer, but they make them drink 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:12.039 outside. I liked it when they would open the 00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:14.320 door for you. Well, that's against the law. Well, 00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:15.900 that's, yeah, I don't mind. I always kept them 00:42:15.900 --> 00:42:17.369 when they opened the door for you. All right, 00:42:17.449 --> 00:42:20.050 here, listen. This is great. Thank you. I'll 00:42:20.050 --> 00:42:22.590 do it here. I don't mind that. I think I can 00:42:22.590 --> 00:42:24.690 have my breakfast one morning. Here, Danny, in 00:42:24.690 --> 00:42:27.250 fourth, listen. Yes, diversity is about getting 00:42:27.250 --> 00:42:29.010 rid of white people, and that's a good thing. 00:42:29.269 --> 00:42:33.550 Written by Emily Goldstein. Uh -huh. A white 00:42:33.550 --> 00:42:36.969 Jew. That's definitely right. Yeah. Yeah. They're 00:42:36.969 --> 00:42:39.269 white. They say these women are incredible. They're 00:42:39.269 --> 00:42:41.329 ridiculous. Just like this new... They think 00:42:41.329 --> 00:42:43.530 they're immune to everything. There's no ugly, 00:42:43.869 --> 00:42:45.969 big -nosed bitch saying my name. They know it 00:42:45.969 --> 00:42:49.309 all. Pull up in front of a federal agent. Yeah. 00:42:51.139 --> 00:42:53.820 Women shouldn't drive. We all know how I feel 00:42:53.820 --> 00:42:55.559 about that. No, yeah, they should take their 00:42:55.559 --> 00:42:57.980 license driver's license away. Voting rights. 00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:00.920 Dude, they should do what they did and shoot 00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:03.880 the motherfuckers because you're coming at a 00:43:03.880 --> 00:43:06.440 federal agent or any fucking cop. Larry, you're 00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:08.679 caught up in this IOPS. Don't get too invested 00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:11.440 in it. But the thing is, if we were coming at 00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:13.880 a cop, the good chance that something bad is 00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:15.800 going to happen to us. Yes. You want to know 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:17.699 why? Because I would never do that. You're right. 00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:19.340 Yeah, exactly. I would never get to that point. 00:43:19.340 --> 00:43:22.440 I'm not that dumb. You'd think a mother of three 00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:25.079 driving a kids' school would be a little more 00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:26.920 conscious than you about something like that. 00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.619 But even though it is a PsiOp, if they did do 00:43:30.619 --> 00:43:35.119 it, that is the right reaction. Oh yeah. It is, 00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:36.820 yeah, you have no choice. Well and that guy too, 00:43:37.019 --> 00:43:39.389 didn't he get dragged? He got hit a little bit. 00:43:40.670 --> 00:43:44.429 Another incident. He had like 30 stitches from 00:43:44.429 --> 00:43:48.630 getting run over before. And then what are the 00:43:48.630 --> 00:44:00.230 odds of that happening? A guy who gets dragged, 00:44:00.650 --> 00:44:03.030 then shoots a lady for trying to run him over 00:44:03.030 --> 00:44:05.940 with a car. Yeah, that's probably happened. You 00:44:05.940 --> 00:44:07.699 know what a polymarket is? He's on a special 00:44:07.699 --> 00:44:08.900 team. He's probably out there a lot. You guys 00:44:08.900 --> 00:44:11.500 know what a polymarket is? No. Okay, so you know 00:44:11.500 --> 00:44:14.639 what you do now? You bet on real life. Okay. 00:44:15.130 --> 00:44:17.389 I'm being serious, like real life, this guy's 00:44:17.389 --> 00:44:19.309 gonna do this, this guy's gonna do this, this 00:44:19.309 --> 00:44:20.030 guy's gonna do this. How do you get paid, man? 00:44:20.550 --> 00:44:22.630 What's the payout? How does this work here? Because 00:44:22.630 --> 00:44:25.050 it's all done by the elites and fucking, you 00:44:25.050 --> 00:44:28.289 know what I mean? You never heard of Polymarket, 00:44:28.429 --> 00:44:30.409 really? No, I've never heard of it. They would 00:44:30.409 --> 00:44:33.210 bet that two gay guys are gonna get caught kissing 00:44:33.210 --> 00:44:37.090 on New Year's Eve within the first minute. And 00:44:37.090 --> 00:44:39.489 everybody bets, and the world bets on it, and 00:44:39.489 --> 00:44:42.380 then you win that bet. So they come up with like 00:44:42.380 --> 00:44:45.400 all these crazy fictitious scenarios and you 00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:47.739 bet on life. You're not even betting on fake 00:44:47.739 --> 00:44:50.599 sports anymore. Well, you're just betting on 00:44:50.599 --> 00:44:52.320 fucking human nature. The elites get to bet on 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:54.619 it. What's that? The elites get to bet on it. 00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:56.420 We don't get to bet on it. No, we do. It's called 00:44:56.420 --> 00:44:58.780 Polymarket. Oh, anyone can do this now. Anybody 00:44:58.780 --> 00:45:01.599 can bet on it. Who do you place the bet with? 00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:05.119 Polymarket. Oh, okay. It's a website. It's called 00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:08.179 Polymarket. So this website, Polymarket, gives 00:45:08.179 --> 00:45:10.539 you... It often runs it. Well, no, but it's all 00:45:10.539 --> 00:45:15.119 open source, so what it means is that other people 00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:17.860 can bet on it. Yeah, but see, I don't buy that 00:45:17.860 --> 00:45:19.820 shit. I don't either. I'm just telling you what's 00:45:19.820 --> 00:45:21.980 going on. Two gay guys kissing. I mean, it's 00:45:21.980 --> 00:45:26.420 like YouTube. Two gay guys kissing where? What 00:45:26.420 --> 00:45:30.079 kind of bet is this? Well, you know what? Now 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:35.659 that you mention it, when the ball drops, they 00:45:35.659 --> 00:45:37.760 pan around the crowd and find the people making 00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:43.000 out. They show a straight two fags. Yeah, yeah 00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:52.800 No, but the cameraman can place that bad and 00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:57.500 somebody can grease them and he Can't swing a 00:45:57.500 --> 00:45:59.440 dead cat without hitting two for nooks and fuck 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.480 in New York. Yeah. Yeah. So did you guys see 00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:06.530 the fucking like? call the GSPN guy or like the 00:46:06.530 --> 00:46:09.670 TV guys. Oh, the guy who saw it. There's two 00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:12.469 people making out right now. Oh, it's guys. And 00:46:12.469 --> 00:46:18.849 he's like, oh. But he caught himself. He's like, 00:46:18.889 --> 00:46:25.389 oh, they're showing affection. Two faggots. Partners 00:46:25.389 --> 00:46:29.989 there. He caught himself. There's no money. There's 00:46:29.989 --> 00:46:33.050 no money they could ever pay me to stop saying 00:46:33.050 --> 00:46:35.510 faggots. getting retarded on the internet. It 00:46:35.510 --> 00:46:37.369 really is. I'm kind of glad he had that reaction 00:46:37.369 --> 00:46:40.269 though. At least it wasn't Judd Young's comic 00:46:40.269 --> 00:46:43.829 crying. That's a natural reaction. Exactly. That's 00:46:43.829 --> 00:46:46.570 what the fucking God intended. Now showing this. 00:46:46.570 --> 00:46:48.590 Listen, when they force shit on you and you see 00:46:48.590 --> 00:46:50.409 something that's forced on you, what's your natural 00:46:50.409 --> 00:46:54.090 reaction? Oh God. You know what I mean? At first 00:46:54.090 --> 00:46:56.030 I think one of the guys had long hair and you 00:46:56.030 --> 00:46:59.329 couldn't see the face. Sure. She's a pretty lady. 00:47:00.130 --> 00:47:02.389 Two people showing affection and it turns like 00:47:02.389 --> 00:47:10.789 two. Oh! I love shit like that. It's just a man's 00:47:10.789 --> 00:47:16.230 reaction. And here's the thing. I remember going 00:47:16.230 --> 00:47:23.150 to California and we went to San Francisco and 00:47:23.150 --> 00:47:25.789 even when you're dulled down, seeing it all day 00:47:25.789 --> 00:47:29.059 long. Every time you see two guys making out, 00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:32.219 it's to like, ugh. You never get used to that. 00:47:32.539 --> 00:47:35.260 It's fucking... Right. It's awful. That's why 00:47:35.260 --> 00:47:38.400 they have poppers. It's fucking awful. Well, 00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:40.300 then you start thinking every restaurant I go 00:47:40.300 --> 00:47:43.800 to, is that guy touching my food? Ugh. What was 00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:46.800 he touching before he touched my food? Good thing 00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:49.519 my dad wasn't letting us go or eat much. He's 00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.380 always like, we just ate this morning. It's like 00:47:52.380 --> 00:47:55.320 7 .30 at night. You just ate yesterday. We just 00:47:55.320 --> 00:47:59.320 ate at the hotel when we woke up. That was like 00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:02.539 7 in the morning, Dad. Yes, you're a huger. And 00:48:02.539 --> 00:48:05.559 then we would go somewhere else, like back to 00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:08.820 someone's house we knew or something. We would 00:48:08.820 --> 00:48:12.139 go out to eat, but... We didn't eat in downtown 00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:16.599 San Francisco as far as I remember. Yeah Although 00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:18.920 the people at the hotel and all that thing are 00:48:18.920 --> 00:48:25.900 probably sure Yeah, back then when you were young 00:48:25.900 --> 00:48:28.260 it was way different. It was probably like confined 00:48:28.260 --> 00:48:31.219 to a block Yeah, the tenderloin district. Yeah 00:48:31.219 --> 00:48:33.800 Broadway they were on Broadway or tenderloin. 00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:36.699 It wasn't as fucking big of a deal. Yeah, but 00:48:36.699 --> 00:48:41.269 I mean they're on lockdown, they were just kept 00:48:41.269 --> 00:48:43.730 to their ears and segregated. You ever heard 00:48:43.730 --> 00:48:46.130 of a term called segregation? Why do you think 00:48:46.130 --> 00:48:48.929 they kick the fucking Neapolitan ice cream and 00:48:48.929 --> 00:48:52.369 it goes white, black, pink? Well actually I think 00:48:52.369 --> 00:48:55.050 it goes white, pink, black. Larry, you're a faggot. 00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:56.849 I'm just trying to make a joke and you're going 00:48:56.849 --> 00:48:58.989 to knock it down with the colors of the fucking. 00:48:59.849 --> 00:49:03.610 There's a black helicopter outside. Hopefully 00:49:03.610 --> 00:49:10.760 they fucking Mogadishu your ass. He used Donnie 00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:13.719 Anfort's fake leg to beat Larry. That's where 00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:17.179 he hides his heroin. The wooden leg. Yeah. Like, 00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:20.079 uh, what's that arm shorts in there? Total Recall. 00:49:20.340 --> 00:49:23.239 Nope. The one with the fake leg. Yeah, was that 00:49:23.239 --> 00:49:26.539 a Total Recall? No, no, no, no, no. An earlier 00:49:26.539 --> 00:49:28.579 one. The taxi driver has an arm in Total Recall. 00:49:29.539 --> 00:49:31.119 That's the one. Oh, yeah. He's the one that shows 00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:32.920 it. Right. But, oh, yeah, the one brought has 00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:39.619 a fake head. Pre -titted midget. It was an early 00:49:39.619 --> 00:49:41.780 one. He was hiding drugs in it and they went 00:49:41.780 --> 00:49:45.000 to a bath house and he beat him with the leg. 00:49:45.860 --> 00:49:50.039 Was it commando? No, it might have been commando. 00:49:51.699 --> 00:49:53.860 This should have the midget hide the drugs in 00:49:53.860 --> 00:49:57.820 her tit. Why she has three? Yeah, she could know 00:49:57.820 --> 00:50:00.159 she's a distraction. Then you get another midget 00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:03.460 to put this Hey, you're seeing a three titted 00:50:03.460 --> 00:50:08.380 midget. No. Oh my god Are you kidding me? Wow, 00:50:08.659 --> 00:50:10.380 and then you get the nut gun out and you're coming 00:50:10.380 --> 00:50:15.320 home with me missus I'm just gonna leave you 00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:18.780 you're gonna be like my chandelier above my lit 00:50:18.780 --> 00:50:22.769 dining room table Just in the net with three 00:50:22.769 --> 00:50:25.650 tips. Four hooks in the back. I'm going to put 00:50:25.650 --> 00:50:29.030 lights on each one of them. She's going to hold 00:50:29.030 --> 00:50:31.750 the lights. Just feed them a little bit every 00:50:31.750 --> 00:50:34.949 day. What are you going to do? All right, I got 00:50:34.949 --> 00:50:38.170 to go. Put a catch pan underneath. Let's see 00:50:38.170 --> 00:50:41.170 my new chandelier. To the waste. To the human 00:50:41.170 --> 00:50:45.610 excretions. Oh, man. Then he's going to save 00:50:45.610 --> 00:50:47.329 and fucking - Pour a little midget stuck up there. 00:50:48.550 --> 00:50:50.250 Right? Yeah. I'm going to save it, right? Help 00:50:50.250 --> 00:50:53.320 me! Help me! Save what? Excretions. Huh? What 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:55.159 are you going to do with this human waste? Are 00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:58.280 you a fucking sicko, dude? What are you going 00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.019 to do with that? What do you mean what am I going 00:51:00.019 --> 00:51:01.679 to do with it? I'm going to use this as a chandelier 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:03.539 and I'm going to use this as a fucking shit room. 00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:06.559 I'm going to save its excretion. What kind of 00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:08.539 weirdo am I? I'm eating underneath that chandelier. 00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:11.260 Yeah. No, you bust out the toilet. Dude, first 00:51:11.260 --> 00:51:14.039 of all, when I need to use the midget, then it 00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:16.239 comes out for the chandelier. Then it goes back 00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:19.619 to the kennel until I need it again. Yeah. She's 00:51:19.619 --> 00:51:21.659 not hanging there 24 -7. No, what are you, nuts, 00:51:21.820 --> 00:51:24.719 Larry? We like to have some fun. You're done? 00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:28.559 Well, we're at 51, man. All right. I got a couple 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:31.869 more minutes and I gotta go. 51. Yeah, I'm glad 00:51:31.869 --> 00:51:33.769 it started snowing out today. I'm like, what 00:51:33.769 --> 00:51:36.090 the fuck is this? Yeah, but it stopped. It's 00:51:36.090 --> 00:51:40.909 good. It's snowed and then it got fucking 46 00:51:40.909 --> 00:51:43.010 and it stopped. And you know what else? This 00:51:43.010 --> 00:51:47.440 is, uh... Episode is 100 % natural light without 00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:56.320 one light Thank God nobody can see us Okay relax 00:51:56.320 --> 00:52:01.139 there fucking Fabio We got the color going through 00:52:01.139 --> 00:52:09.780 the We should get colored glass. Maybe we got 00:52:09.780 --> 00:52:13.280 colored glass and it gave us blackface. They 00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:17.559 can't really say nothing about it. It's colored 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:23.659 glass. Red lips also. We can look into that. 00:52:27.300 --> 00:52:30.219 I love that eight are like in Poland. They do, 00:52:30.300 --> 00:52:32.860 like, they have competitions on TV in blackface. 00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:35.440 Oh, yeah. No shit, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Big time. 00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:36.840 Like, it's serious. They don't have competitions 00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:41.239 in blackface, but they do, they, it's karaoke. 00:52:41.940 --> 00:52:45.500 So if the person's black, then they go hardcore 00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:48.340 black. But if it's a white lady, then they stay 00:52:48.340 --> 00:52:51.039 white. They don't all do it all fucking shiny 00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.539 McGee and shit. Yeah, they only do it when it's 00:52:53.539 --> 00:52:55.980 necessary. Yeah, I'm just saying. It's not flagrant. 00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:59.480 Listen, we have morals and scruples around here. 00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:03.619 Some sort of morality code around here. So if 00:53:03.619 --> 00:53:07.090 they're doing a song by a... Understand yeah 00:53:07.090 --> 00:53:08.929 in Poland, but don't get close to our borders. 00:53:08.949 --> 00:53:15.389 We're gonna fucking shoot you. Yeah niggers I'll 00:53:15.389 --> 00:53:18.289 tell you that's beautiful nigger is one of my 00:53:18.289 --> 00:53:21.289 favorite. I want to go to Poland nigger like 00:53:21.289 --> 00:53:25.090 He wants to go to Poland Donny They would use 00:53:25.090 --> 00:53:27.250 you for can they'd start you on fire and shoot 00:53:27.250 --> 00:53:32.269 you into some proper channels. Yeah, they'd let 00:53:32.269 --> 00:53:34.929 me write in dude great look at this guy you think 00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:40.340 They want Donnie and Jamaica and Jesse. Look 00:53:40.340 --> 00:53:48.880 at him, he's showing the Polish border. How do 00:53:48.880 --> 00:53:50.619 you know him? He was a waiter at the restaurant 00:53:50.619 --> 00:53:53.579 on North Avenue. Turn around. Yeah, for newties. 00:53:53.900 --> 00:53:56.679 Who was? Why are you sitting on me? I don't know, 00:53:56.800 --> 00:54:02.800 Mike. You got all this shit over here. He's looking 00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:07.559 for a background. Sergio, he was a waiter, but 00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:10.360 he was a young kid in communication school, and 00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:13.559 he speaks Polish, because he's Polish. So real 00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.940 good Polish, of course. You go, the only bad 00:54:16.940 --> 00:54:19.099 Polish is get in the ovens. So he's the guy that 00:54:19.099 --> 00:54:20.880 does the news on the Polish news on the cable 00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:23.320 news channel. Sergio, you'll see him as a young 00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:24.920 kid. He's probably still doing it, I would think. 00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:27.059 Or maybe he's moved on to somewhere else, but 00:54:27.059 --> 00:54:29.940 yeah. He was doing it for years. So he's on the 00:54:29.940 --> 00:54:32.559 Polish news channel here in the United States 00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:34.880 for Poland. For all the Poles that are here. 00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:36.500 Well, he speaks Polish. Yeah, he speaks Polish. 00:54:36.500 --> 00:54:38.739 That's pretty cool. And the Polish news is on 00:54:38.739 --> 00:54:41.519 cable TV. So Ivanka, nobody Ivanka knows that. 00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:44.079 She might know him. Ask if she knows the broadcaster 00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:45.820 Sergio if he's still around or something. Sergio. 00:54:46.420 --> 00:54:50.679 Sergio. He's a young guy. He's on the Polish 00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:52.340 news channel on cable. I don't know if it's still 00:54:52.340 --> 00:54:56.250 going on, but... Yeah, I'm gonna ask her cuz 00:54:56.250 --> 00:54:58.369 she probably knows him and shit. This motherfucker. 00:54:59.070 --> 00:55:01.530 Where do you even get that channel? That's not 00:55:01.530 --> 00:55:03.570 like whether your TV is a cable TV, you got a 00:55:03.570 --> 00:55:05.190 big satellite or something? Polak's nowhere to 00:55:05.190 --> 00:55:07.590 get at. Oh, yeah, I know. You just don't care 00:55:07.590 --> 00:55:09.369 about it. Yeah. Why don't you see it all the 00:55:09.369 --> 00:55:10.989 time? What are they getting? Basic cable, whatever 00:55:10.989 --> 00:55:13.190 the hell I had. Oh, the Polak channel? Yeah. 00:55:13.349 --> 00:55:15.269 I don't know if there was a basic cable, but 00:55:15.269 --> 00:55:16.530 whatever. Well, it probably was like a, what 00:55:16.530 --> 00:55:18.190 do you call it, not community channel, but option. 00:55:18.329 --> 00:55:20.949 Not long ago, when Ava was with Ava, we had it. 00:55:20.949 --> 00:55:22.789 He was there, so it wasn't that long ago, was 00:55:22.789 --> 00:55:25.710 it? Well, there's a lot of polocks here, you 00:55:25.710 --> 00:55:29.130 know? A little shit. Public broadcasting channel 00:55:29.130 --> 00:55:31.650 or some shit. That's gotta be 10 years. Really? 00:55:32.469 --> 00:55:36.849 Yeah. Oh my god. Time flies. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. 00:55:39.110 --> 00:55:44.650 If not maybe even more because I want to say 00:55:44.650 --> 00:55:52.260 it was a Team Rocket gig when... we did a Team 00:55:52.260 --> 00:55:55.780 Rocky gig the night I found out that she died. 00:55:57.719 --> 00:56:01.940 And so that was a long time ago. We broke up 00:56:01.940 --> 00:56:08.440 in basically 2011. So that's fucking 15 years 00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:13.019 ago. Right there. So it's probably 20 years, 00:56:13.179 --> 00:56:15.460 dude. Yeah, holy shit. No, it hasn't been 20 00:56:15.460 --> 00:56:19.690 years. Close to it. Maybe like... 16, 17. Yeah, 00:56:19.849 --> 00:56:22.829 maybe, huh? Yeah. Holy fuck. Wrong time ago. 00:56:22.849 --> 00:56:26.250 Long time. It was long time ago. Yeah, I want 00:56:26.250 --> 00:56:29.670 to say, I want to say, yeah, man, it was a fucking 00:56:29.670 --> 00:56:32.940 while back. Fuck. Ava was a fuckin' trip. Yeah, 00:56:33.219 --> 00:56:38.219 she was. She'd be on her balcony from her bedroom, 00:56:38.639 --> 00:56:41.119 screaming across her backyard to the kids on 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:44.000 the other block playing basketball in their front 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:46.619 yard. It was annoying as hell. Shut the fuck 00:56:46.619 --> 00:56:50.420 up, bitches! It was awful. Shut the fuck up! 00:56:50.500 --> 00:56:52.639 She'd scream at those kids. They wouldn't even 00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:54.500 pay attention to her. They had no idea she was 00:56:54.500 --> 00:56:59.989 yelling. Bitches, I said shut the fuck up. Shut 00:56:59.989 --> 00:57:03.050 up. She sounds like she was pleasant. Oh god, 00:57:03.269 --> 00:57:05.690 she was drunk too. She was fun. That explains 00:57:05.690 --> 00:57:08.429 a lot. She was fun when she wasn't too drunk. 00:57:08.949 --> 00:57:11.210 Actually, she was fine when I wasn't mad at her 00:57:11.210 --> 00:57:14.429 for being drunk, basically. It was my fault. 00:57:14.550 --> 00:57:17.400 I was the angry one. All right, then you don't. 00:57:17.820 --> 00:57:19.980 She was just drunk. You just looked at your phone. 00:57:21.380 --> 00:57:23.559 Just for all the viewers that are listening and 00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:25.679 not watching, Needles just sat there and looked 00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:28.019 at his phone for the last five minutes. Son of 00:57:28.019 --> 00:57:33.920 a bitch. He's a fucking... Fucking chute. What 00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:36.619 a jackass. Well, have a good night. Thanks for 00:57:36.619 --> 00:57:39.699 tuning in to the Larry Needles Show. I'm Larry 00:57:39.699 --> 00:57:44.639 Needles. Why don't you like the show? That's 00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:47.340 all, folks. That was great. You were hilarious, 00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:50.679 Needles. Yeah. Why, you want to keep going? No, 00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:56.579 I'm a little happy. Yeah. Thank you for tuning 00:57:56.579 --> 00:57:56.980 in.