Yeah. Oh, it's fucking while you're driving.
I mean, they already fucking, what do you call
it? Right. They'll probably just, you know, kill
you off like. Oh, we'll do whatever they want.
Right. I'm a candidate killing. Hey, welcome
to Larry Needle Show. You're a candidate for
killing. That's my new way to do the intro. I'm
Larry. I'm Needle. I'm a candidate for killing.
Who says that? No one ever. Well, they're going
to come a point. They're going to ask you, you
know, do this, this, that. What's that? And depending
on how you answer, well, depending on your faith,
you know. Your faith in what? Your faith. Your
faith. Oh, your faith. Yeah, whether you be,
you know... Ordering? Killed? Maybe put on a
pike? Yeah, you either go to the camp or you
go over the edge. Or the worst is when they put
the cage on your head and they put a rat in there.
Oh, could you imagine? That's what they do in
1984. To the guy. Oh my God. I've been to this
one medieval, one torture place. I can't remember
if it was in Amsterdam or if it was in California.
But the stuff that they used to, I mean, the
Iron Maiden. The Krabchens and shit. Yeah, horrible.
The rack. It's pretty funny. Like, everybody
was like... Cruel and unusual punishment. Excuse
me. Right, those torture devices. But they were
more civilized also than we give them credit
for as well. Well, it depends on who you're looking
at, though. If you're looking at the serfs, I
don't think as civilized as they seem, comparative
to other countries. Yeah. I mean... They're,
what do you call it, dawg? Look at this thing
I got, man. Oh, I know what that is. That thing's
the ugliest thing I've ever seen. What is it?
Looks like an Italian. My brother gave it to
me. That uni -brow. Uni -brow. Yeah, they're
like some T -things they're called. They're called
an asshole. Oh, Jesus, dude. Look at it. Why?
Why would you put that on there? It's for children.
Why would you do that? Maybe that's how they
indoctrinate them. Yeah, it's called a fuggler.
Yeah, it's like, I know. It's hairy fugs. Yeah,
woofers. Woofers and I saw them. You've seen
these before. What? What? What are you doing
with this? It's got like real teeth in it. It's
disgusting. I don't know when... I don't want
toy... I don't know when toy kids... It's creepy.
...transition to freakiness. Right. With the
teeth. I don't get it. What's with these teeth?
It's got to eat. He's just a weird looking little
guy, man. Yeah, I'll say. So everybody, I hope
you had... Merry Christmas out there, and I don't
know what the date is. Is this going to be after
New Year? Is this going to be aired before? No,
it's going to come out on Monday. When's New
Year's? Next week. Oh, OK. Today's the 26th.
This is the last one. Next Wednesday. We've got
five days. Next Thursday. Yeah, this is the last
one of the year. And we really didn't even, what
do you call it? Ah, what do you call it? Do the
nativity scene with the swalding, or? Yeah, we
didn't even do anything this year. We really
let Jesus down. So disappointed. You can never
let Jesus down. I mean, we always let Jesus down.
You can never be good enough to even compare
to Jesus, but just because we didn't do a Larry
Needles spoof on the nativity scene doesn't mean...
We could do it next year. I mean, today is Kwanzaa.
We should have made Don Anford for the dashiki.
Oh, I like a dashiki. You should have told me
sooner. It's not like you can't go downstairs
and grab it off the rack. No, I'm not going to
put it on the rack. That's all right. No, you
got way too much clothes on. You look like the
old lady from Home Alone, the bag lady. That's
what you look like. I didn't see Home Alone.
Pigeon lady. Pigeons are the best. The pigeon
lady. So yeah, man, what else? I mean, what else?
What's going down? How about all this shit going
on? About what? How about that guy with the brown
shooter, which is the irony that he was brown,
the brown shooter with the cameras disabled,
and then all of a sudden they say this guy traveled
to MIT to go kill that physicist the same day
that Trump merged with that company. I mean,
they don't even try anymore. No. They really
don't, man. It's so upsetting to be... What do
you call it? Just a cheap old? I'd have to imagine
like if you can't put coincidences together,
right? It's getting to be yeah, you know what
I mean? But the people that can't put it together
it doesn't bother them whatsoever because they
don't fucking know that it's happening Yeah,
but I mean I wish I could go back to the world
where I didn't care about all this bullshit so
much And it's like noticing things, you know,
like on the internet when they save and once
you take the red pill What's that? You can't
go back. We cannot see what happens. But the
thing is, is that you're not taking the red pill,
they're just doing it. No, I know. It's not like
you just took a pill and all of a sudden you're
like... No, I understand. But that's what it
is. Once you're enlightened in the way that where
we start seeing through the bullshit, that's
when you just can't... Dude, I remember watching...
You drive yourself crazy. Remember watching loose
change or I remember 9 -eleven and then all of
a sudden they're like, oh, yeah this passport
just mysteriously came outside of the plane Yeah,
and then you watch loose change Yeah, but I'm
telling you we called they found JFK jr. And
Martha's Vineyard know the License and IDs and
when his plane supposedly crashed and Jeff. Yeah,
Jr. Supposedly died. They found his identification
on the seashore or something. What was I going
to say? Because they think that Hillary had a
bomb in the plane and when they hit a certain
altitude. Well, not Hillary, but she was running
for senator at the time and she wanted his seat.
But remember we watched that video about that
guy who's a senator I think right now that said
he rescued JFK from his plane. Yeah. So I mean,
they just throw shit at the wall and they're
like, ah, whatever. You know what I mean? It's
something new every fricking day. if, what do
you call it? Because it's just like, you know,
both sides are the same. There's no Republicans,
there's no Democrats, there's no Union Party,
it's all the stuff that's planned out in advance.
You know what I mean? They fricking, I mean,
the craziest thing is that - It's a script, basically.
Yeah, well, it's a movie. It's just a huge movie,
and we're all involved in it. And if you can't
really tell me that it's not a movie that, I
mean - No, you're right. The funny thing is,
is that these, what do you call it? The complete,
the stage of the movie we're in right now is
that everybody does not care about everybody
lower than them. Just letting people get murdered,
assaulted, worse than that, kids get taken. You
know what I mean? It's the funniest thing ever.
People are just, there's no compassion left in
this world. Anybody will sell anybody out for
a couple shekels. Judas, 30 pieces of silver.
Here you go. Excuse me, did you eat? Yeah, I
had a little something. I went to my mom's and
grabbed some food that they were eating. OK,
you didn't feed these guys, did you? No. OK,
I'll feed her. OK, no. What do you call it? The
way that things are just going is it looks so
bleak. It's ridiculous, right? And it's like
nobody even realizes how bad things are going
to get. Yes, it's just, oh, god. Well, we'll
see, though. I mean, you can't be. You can't
be all down about it, though, because, you know...
No, like, who's gonna be... What's the point
of being down about it? They're gonna keep on
doing it no matter... You and I are not gonna
be able to... I'm talking to this guy. He's like,
oh, man. Oh, yeah. You and I are never gonna
be... None of us will ever get to that echelon
or into that lexicon of people that are... What
do you call it? Are in control of things. You
know, it's a big party or it's a big club where
we're not invited. Right. Oh, for sure. And the
funny thing is, is they're just giving... It's
like, oh we're gonna give you cash. That's how
they get you. They're dangled. Oh yeah, it's
a characteristic. Exactly. We're giving the military
1776, but then we're gonna give the legals three
grand to deport. Like, why can't you just give
them three grand like the illegals? Why do you
gotta give them 1776? That's fake too. You know
what I mean? When the mud floods came through
and took everything, 1776 is nothing. And then
when you realize... Well, it's some satanic number
that they want to have, you know. Right. Well,
I mean, you know, the gematria, I never really
got into that. It's not really my thing. But
we call it when these people start to realize
that number. We call it when nothing's going
to get better. It's like I would rather, like
you said, be that person that just doesn't understand
what's going on in the world. It's like you're
just better off not knowing. Stupid. Yeah. You
know? Like, you think kids with Down syndrome
care about 9 -1? Right. Right. You know? Or they
care about the USS Liberty or the coal or the...
They don't care. They don't care what Netanyahu's
doing. Yeah. Well, you know, it's ancient history.
Well, we haven't heard anything about Israel
either lately. I thought there was a ceasefire
in Israel that killed over 50 people last week.
It's like, wow, we're really letting these people
just do whatever they want. Oh, yeah. So we had
last night was a holiday ceasefire. Who did?
At my mom's house. My brother bought these Nerf
guns and gave everyone a Nerf gun. For what?
For Christmas. And then we started shooting each
other in the face. Yeah, because he's such a
liberal toward that he can't, you can't say anything
to him and he'll go off the handle and then he'll
leave. Yeah, no, come on how many times have
you left there are an argument last Christmas
No, you're Thanksgiving last year. He's a libtard.
Yeah, cuz I was I was here. Yeah, dude I've talked
to him. Yeah, I know his views. You can't tell
me that he's not He wants everybody to come in
He wants Nigeria just to come right in here.
He thinks everybody deserves a good American
upbringing. No, Nick doesn't think that. He doesn't
want the fucking borders open and all that. His
kids might. The people coming here don't want
to build a good American upbringing. Yeah, his
kids fight with him all the time. His kids are
very liberal, of course. Oh, he does? Last time
I talked to him, he had nothing but disdain for
him, so... Even though he's just a president,
who really cares? You're gay if you really emulate
someone like that. What are you doing, man? I'm
trying to shut this off. We're playing around.
Let him play. We can talk. We don't need him
to talk, man. Yeah, I know. I don't know what
this is. Some kind of weird game. Well, just
don't start playing games on him. Because you
can wait an hour, can't you? I had physical therapy
today, man. That was fucking brutal. 7 o 'clock
in the morning. Nice. Oh no, you had to get up
early? No, it was cool because I thought I had
the last couple times I went in at the wrong
time and luckily... Like last time I went in
at 830 and my appointment was at 11 and the girls
like you don't have to come in until 11 I'm like,
come on really? Yeah, what do you mean? They
make an appointment? You don't understand how
appointments work? But you know what I did that
twice two different times in both times The person
that was supposed to come in was there Didn't
come here. Right, yeah. We're able to... Oh,
okay, so you're going there and you're just going
to hope that somebody doesn't show up. Yeah.
No, I didn't know that I was going at the wrong
time. I thought I was going... How do you not
know you're going at the wrong time? Because
I was looking at the wrong day and the schedule
or something, you know. It's a whole list of
fucking dates. Jesus, man. I mean, I don't know
how you survive each date. So today when I got
there at seven in the morning and she wasn't
there, you know? It was like 6 -58 and I called
Mary and I'm like, you check the fridge and see
if I got the right fucking day again, because...
What year you think Kwanzaa started? 1980 -something.
Yeah, I'd rather say go to the 80s somewhere.
1966. In 2009, they did an estimate, which I
don't know why they would waste the time and
whoever paid to do this is very... Silly, but
they placed a number of Americans who celebrate
Kwanzaa between 500 ,000 and 2 million. It's
a pretty crazy number. That's fucking Kwanzaa.
You don't know what Kwanzaa is? No. It's a black
Christmas. Oh, black Christmas. Yeah, it's black
Christmas, dude. They have a black Santa Claus,
dude? What's that? Black Santa Claus? Yeah, he
comes and steals entire cars. Mulane Karenga,
based on Karenga's research of an African harvest
festival from various parts of west, east, and
south Africa. A harvest festival. And I've never
heard of a farcical thing. So you mean the CIA
came in and grew crops for you? Because those
guys are still living in mud huts. So let's see.
Unbelievable. African heritage. Yeah. Oh, what
is that? African heritage, unity, culture. Sounds
like all black names. Unity, creativity, faith.
Sounds really stupid. Why the hell do you have
to... Why do you need... This world... Well,
I don't think anyone in the United States gives
a fuck about Kwanzaa. It just said 500 ,000 to
2 million people. That many? That's what it said
in 19 fucking... 2009. It's black Christmas.
Yeah. Here's the thing. Nobody's harvesting.
There's nobody harvesting. Where? there's no
in Africa it started in this is where there's
nothing to harvest here right i know but what
does that is the harvest of walmart oh shit there's
my teeth on the couch fuck man sorry you gotta
clean that off now man no shit oh disgusting
you are mark's teeth just fell out no he had
them in his Got a prosthetic, huh? This is prosthetic
1997 to book Kwanzaa. So it started in 66. Nugzo
Saba, the seven principles. I had to blow my
nose. To strive for and maintain unity in the
family. I mean, the irony. That's fucking great.
Community, nation, and race. I mean, did they
even... Well, I'm sure the people that celebrate
Kwanzaa are the ones that are wearing daishikis
with the pill. I'm gonna go get some menthol
goat milk. To define and name ourselves as well.
That's what they say in the... Instead of going
to get cool, smoke and milk. I'm gonna go milk
the goat. And six towns over. And then we got
to define and name ourselves as well as to create
and speak for ourselves. Kujia la Kugala, what
the shit? Why is this language so stupid? I mean,
it literally sounds like every single disease
that black people get. Umoja? That sounds like
some weird foot thing that you get before sickle
cell. Your foot swells up when you get Umoja.
Your hands swell up from not working. Let's see.
To build and maintain our community together
and make our brothers and sister problems, our
problems, and solve them together. So let's just
turn the whole block into a crack house. Let's
then take care of each other that way. Ujumia.
To build and maintain our own stores, shops,
and other businesses. I mean, this has got to
be a parody. Yeah. It really does. Somebody made
this up and thought it was so funny. I mean,
yeah, like the writers at Harvard actually follow
it. They were like, oh, we're doing great now.
Let's make everything the opposite of what the
black community does so then they can celebrate.
Make a fucking crazy name for it and make up
a fucking holiday. Because it starts on December
26th. So they still get Christmas and Kwanzaa.
That's not the blackest thing I heard. Yeah,
yeah. You know? One more extra day off. No, it's
like six days. Oh, it's like a Hanukkah. Yeah,
the culmination is on January 1st. I didn't realize
it was a six -day event. No, yeah, I didn't either.
But it's so funny, it's on a weekend. So it's
like a Hanukkah. It's like a Hanukkah. Yeah,
the Black Hanukkah. You just said that. It's
Black Hanukkah. Nea. I mean, it sounds like black
names. To make our collective vocation the building
and developing of our community in order to restore
our people to their traditional greatness. You
know, I mean, well, first of all, you'd have
to get a Jew ship. Second of all, you'd have
to probably get some shackles. Third of all,
I mean... investing a lot in this yeah I mean
this is a lot of money here some Freemasons have
to get involved probably oh the Order of the
Eastern Star is the female Freemasons that shit's
fake no it's not I'm telling you how many Freemasons
lodges you know I know a lot How many women do
the Freemasons lodge? No, that's why they have
the Order of Easter and the Star, and the women
go to this thing. Yeah, but they don't, they're
not really, but they're not equals. What do they
do there? The VFW Hall on Wednesdays? I don't
know. They got a place, I'm sure, yeah. They
bake. Well, it is. It's like, just like the Freemasons.
Yeah, but listen, they're not, it's not like
a credited thing. It's not like the boule. No,
it is. The boule with the blacks, you know? It's
like, it is like that. It's all part of that.
Yeah, but they don't respect women. That's why
they don't let them in. You know what I mean?
So, hey, you know, it's just like, here you go,
ladies, here's some Tupperware. Why don't you
all go hang out and try to sell it to each other?
Like, they look at it, it's kind of comical to
them, I'm sure. Here's another one, Koomba. to
do always as much as we can in the way we can
in order to leave our community more beautiful
and beneficial than we inherited it. We inherited
it. Okay. And so now you're talking shit to the
- We didn't work for it. All the beautiful buildings,
man, downtown. We didn't buy it. I ruined it.
And that's the problem right there, because when
you're giving shit for free your whole fucking
life, you really don't have a stake in it. Beautiful,
brownstone buildings, man. You know what I mean?
You don't have any respect for it. Right. Once
you get something and then you know because it's
like they show these fucking people on a Channel
9, you know, whatever on the TV and it's like
these black businesses are Twitter and they're
like, oh, yeah, he's like I gotta close this
place down I get robbed twice. Yes. Yeah Wow
His own community by his own people. I mean they're
they're they're killing themselves Wands are
really a skipped a certain class of people and
then let's see the last one when the Walgreens
around here gets robbed a girl that works there
Karen it's like It's like a big, big deal and
I think it's happened twice in fucking 20 years.
Yeah, but it's a huge deal. You get a pistol
stuck in your face, man. If it happened twice
a month, it'd be fucking very traumatic. And
every time it's gonna involve guns. Yeah. And
they're gonna take whatever they want because
you're not gonna be keeping cash around and shit
anymore. You can't, so now everything's starting
to, you know. Yeah. And they turn it, just like
they turn everything into food deserts and all
this bullshit. Yepers. Why, oh, the community
doesn't get a, they don't take care about us.
He's like, you keep robbing the place. There
was that Walmart that was losing $20 million
a year because they were getting tax breaks and
they weren't making any money. They were getting
so pressured and they didn't want to be called
racist that they stuck around for like 10 years.
And they're like, finally, we wash our hands
of this shit. We're at $200 million in debt.
Get out of here. And they're like, oh, my God,
Walmart's racist. It's like, well, how about
you show why? Right. I mean, there's a fight
happening every day. You didn't pay for anything.
Robberies happen. I saw one where they showed
a fight in the Walmart. You know, those little
dividing things where the tape pulls out and
it connects to the next poll. This guy picked
one up and bashed the other guy over the head
with the base of the fucking thing. Oh, man.
Oh, my God. And it's all in this, you know, the
Walmart footage from the store. Of course it
is. It's like, holy fucking hell, that's like
attempted fucking murder. Yeah, it sure was.
It was unbelievable. It's another day and then
they're going to let this guy go and he'll do
it 37 more times. Yeah, he'll break that right
out. Yeah. And once he kills somebody, they're
going to be like, the judicial system is racist.
How many times has this guy been arrested? Seventy
-three. Yeah. It's like the Duff guy. Drink Duff
responsibly. Because we're racist. You know,
it's so funny. Like this motherfucker has been
arrested more times than anybody I know than
you've been alive. Yeah. At 42 years old, you've
been arrested 70 times. Oh, come on. Don't you
see a problem with that? Wow. Dude, the one guy
that just started this girl on fire, he was arrested
72 other prides. He was just arrested the day
before. Unbelievable. Yeah. So that was the 73rd
fucking wow, I get 73 chances. I don't think
about all this tax revenue that we're writing
It's because of these people. Yes 73. Yeah, could
you imagine we get busted we get fucking wraps.
We go to dry. Why? Yeah, look what happens been
locked up. Yeah fucking You know dude, I told
you they threw the book at me when I had my Dewey
They literally have four other people in front
of me that committed crimes. The guy in front
of Needles in court, Mark, was a suspended license,
no license. Well, how did you get here? I drove.
You shouldn't have drove here, okay? Next time
don't do it. No, next time don't drive here.
And then he leaves and they know he's gonna drive
again. Drive away. Didn't even say nothing to
the guy. If it was white, the motherfucker would
have been... Oh, they threw the bucket cuffs.
Why are you driving on a suspended license? I
had under the legal limit of alcohol, and they
still required me to get a blower in my car.
Wow. Dude, the judge, when I got my shit done,
he's like, who did this case? He's like, he shouldn't
have given you this. You know, $15 ,000 later.
Because, dude, you gotta pay cash for that shit.
You gotta get it calibrated. Dude, I couldn't
eat for whatever. They want your money. They
want your money. What's that? They want your
money. They want you to keep fucking up. I was
supposed to take counseling to DuPage County.
They just want you to keep fucking up and fuck
it up and fuck it up and fuck it up. They wanted
me to take counseling to DuPage County for it
was $1 ,300 a session for 11 fucking sessions.
Holy fuck. I had to go to DuPage. I went to Will
County because I moved trying to transfer probation
thank God. You know how much it was at Will County?
$5. For the whole thing. Oh they made me fucking,
what do you call it? They wanted me to do shit,
I had to move, I went from DuPage to Cook to
move all my shit and it was, because I had to
do like 20 sessions for alcohol, which I didn't
even get a DUI for alcohol and I still had to
do it and they were like 150 bucks a pack. So
you had to go and go, I need some alcohol. No,
no, no, no. I told you, you probably don't remember,
I told you, I was not in a good spot at that
point in time. I'd go on my, I'd go on Zoom on
my phone, and I'd get rid of my headphones, and
then I would go do nefarious things. You said
people were nodding out on camera. Yeah, people
were not doing good. Some guy fell on his, he
fell on the keyboard. Holy shit. It was the top
of his head. That would be if Mark was on there.
Really? This was like in Zoom court? He'd be
like passed out the whole time. No, not in Zoom
court. No, no, that was in Zoom class. Like DUI
classes. He was just passed out the whole time.
Yeah, that was in for crack class. We got coke
problems in Will County. Dude, people would be
fucked up. One guy is like, he was fucking drunk
and didn't realize that... Behind him you could
see the booze. He was drinking. Yeah. Yeah, you
know what I mean? And the ladies like Danny,
what are you doing? Kids gloves and shit. Jesus,
man Okay, the last one is Imani. These all sound
like black names Yeah to believe with all our
hearts and our people our parents our teachers
our leaders and the righteousness and victory
of our struggle the main comp little man sound
like that, but the funny thing is All we get
is Brandon Johnson, St. Hubbard, every white
man is racing. Oh my God, that guy. This guy,
Martin Luther King would have cut this guy's
throat if he met him. Yeah, I think so. Judging
him by his character. Even though Martin Luther
King was a CIA puppet in a car. Yes, yes, he
was. Brandon Johnson has some shit character,
though. Oh, he's an asshole. Jesse Jackson was
involved in his murder, and so was Al Sharpton.
But, you know, the two most prominent leaders.
Whose murder? Huh? Martin Luther King? Yeah.
You think so? I don't know. Jesse Jackson was
on the porch with him. Right, right. And then
they all set him up because he was doing some
bad shit. They propped this guy up to prominence
and he was a horrible person. You know what I
mean? Orgies and gay stuff and all this crazy
stuff. And the CIA were wiretapping his phones
and they were videotaping all this stuff and
they had stuff against him. So it's like, that's
how they honeypotted them. But that's what you're
gonna, whatever, man. I mean, what are you gonna
do? If they're gonna get you, they're gonna get
you. And they treat Martin Luther King's, you
know. His legacy? Yeah, like fucking royalty.
Like Jesus. Yeah. Okay, how about this? If I
told you to go to MLK Boulevard, what would you
sell me? No, no, you don't go down there. It's
dangerous. No matter what city. Any city. Any
city. I know where to buy drugs in every city
Martin Luther King or Lisa's good start Good
start. Yeah It's keep popping these people up.
What are they gonna do? Yeah, well, they were
better before they getting out of all this had
the civil rights That was all farcical to write
I mean, that was civil rights and feminism. They
were doing just fine. Just more ways to figure
out for the government to tax you. Exactly. Shackles
on you. That's all it was. There's no, these
people are not gonna be, they're not gonna be
happy until they can choke us all to death slowly,
very slowly. And there's this disillusion of
that there's gonna be greener pastures somewhere.
They're killing us with the food, the air, the
water. Oh, please. I mean, with drugs, like I
go get my parents meds, and every time I go there,
they're behind on their vaccine schedule and
their flu shots. They're in their 80s. They don't
need to be, why do they need to be taking flu
shots? So you can get your per diem, or you can
get your, what do you call it? Kickback. Your
kickback, or get your paycheck for your bonus,
I mean. No, they need a flu shot in their 80s
so they don't die from the flu. Don Hanforth,
they're in their 80s. Right. How much longer
do you want to live? Well, I don't want to die
from the flu. It's just a pretty unnecessary
way to die, but you can avoid it. You're going
to fall. You're going to fucking get pneumonia.
Well, yeah. You made it that long. You beat the
system. I heard a thing about flu shots that
that's the reason people go deaf. Yeah. The reason
they go deaf is because there's something in
the flu shot. Could be. And all these old people
religiously get these flu shots and everyone
needs hearing aids. Yeah. Well, it's fucking
deaf. That's also just like a... side effects
of the fucking vaccine yeah I've never had never
two shot personally but yeah my mom does right
well builds up yeah the heavy metals build up
as all especially that MNRA stuff it's all oh
what do you call it it's all poison right it's
just like the weight loss drug is Heal -a -Monster
Venom Mm -hmm. It's crazy that these people,
they find... Wegovi or Ozempic or whatever. Wegovi
or Ozempic, they have all different kinds. And
then they use spider venom in some of them. Yeah,
I love it. It's a coagulatory. Yeah, snake venom.
And then that's how these people get blood clots.
I mean, you can go on this website and it's like,
they've been sued by like thousands of people
because they're going, people are going blind.
Wow. From used to get skinny. Yeah. Well, vanity
is a fucking strong magnet. Vanity was also perpetrated
by people to make... Nobody cared about this
back in the 70s and 60s. Well, Satan created
vanity, bro. Yeah, it wasn't designed to be a
weight loss drug, either. It wasn't about Satan
creating vanity. You should glorify God. That
was his problem. That was his pride. Yeah, that
was one of his problems when he got cast out
of heaven. He was too proud. It was his own vanity.
You thought he was the most beautiful. You're
thinking about it as a molecular... in a molecular
level. I'm thinking about it as plastic surgeons,
Botox, all the stuff that's forced on us because
society deems you're too old and you're ugly
and your skin sags. So it is okay, yes, in a
molecular level, it is Satan, yes. Like just
last night, me and Mary were watching TV and
something with Dolly Parton came on and I was
like, holy fucking hell, look at her face. She
had bitch went wild with the plastic surgery
and I said it's really hard to be like a movie
star There's got the ball -bearing cheeks. Yeah
and be a rock star and be a Woman because you
can't know can't age grace. Yeah Society won't
let you age gracefully. Yeah, like you could
be Mick Jagger where he was as ugly as he is
now, right? Exactly. It's just like if you went
to the grocery if you went to the store and they
had all the drugs and all the alcohol and everything
They want you to get it whenever you want What
do you think people are gonna do? You know, they're
gonna have somewhere to go to get it and they
can get it and they're gonna do it, you know
Like if they have a place that's gonna inject
Gila monster fucking what do you call it? Because
you can't stop putting food in your mouth So
here's an alternative that might make you go
blind to fuck with your But that wasn't designed
for weight loss. You don't have to put any effort
forward. That's the problem with society. You
don't want to work. Get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
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quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get
quick, get quick, get quick, get quick, get quick,
get quick, get quick, get quick Just like fucking
do a dope keep hanging out with dope heads of
you barbershop and scenario No dead in four seconds
you couldn't handle it. I know poor body would
be Fucking dangerous, man. You don't even know
what it is, right? At least before we kind of
knew what it was. It's true. Exactly. Now it's
just like, yeah, that's just a conglomerate of
things just mixed together and Benzos and sleeping
pills and who knows where you're getting it from.
And then they put it in. Blow, they put it in
frickin', what do you call it? I was talking
to one of my friends, a kid that goes to school
with his kid. bought a vape pen and it had fentanyl
in it. Kid OD'd in high school because he hit
the vape pen and it had fentanyl in it. I mean...
What kind of vape pen is that? Yeah, how the
hell did they get a vape pen with fentanyl in
it? I have no clue, man. I just think they're
doing it to scare society. You know what I mean?
Yeah, it doesn't sound right. They just mix a
couple in there. I think the condenser fentanyl
said it was in the vape pen. Well, it was just
a young kid. I don't know where he got it from.
And who knows where these kids are getting shit
from, and who knows? Fentanyl vape pens. Listen,
how many people die every year because of fentanyl
overdose? Do you think they really care? Right.
We can't even clean up our own. We can't stop.
It's like, let's go after Venezuela to make this.
Proxy war because we want to take over because
I'm you know, we have so many examples of regime
change where it works great, right? Yeah Always
it always turn every time It's gonna take week
if we change in Africa. Everybody's gonna turn
into Wakanda. Oh, man Nothing. They always just
put a dictator in there. That's the same thing.
It always wants the same shit. Yeah, I'll check
on shackles No, people don't care. So you think
that we would stop the drugs coming in from Mexico
because we're technically tied together with
Mexico by a border. So illegals aren't coming
anymore, but the fentanyl is still coming anymore.
The thing we're talking about, it takes, I was
reading this article, between 12 and 13 precursor
chemicals to make fentanyl. Like to actually
mix it together and to actually make the power
and form of it. So, I mean, I don't, you know.
And these people are hundreds of millions of
hits these people get busted with. And here's
the thing, how are they mixing this? Who's doing
this? China. They're mixing all the chemicals
together. The precursor chemicals are sold from
China to Mexico. Mexico does them at drug labs
and then they bring it over to the border. Dude,
Mexico's the Wild West. They won't even let us
fight the cartels because they say it's racist
towards Mexicans. Yeah, that's the most ridiculous
thing. That's what Shekelbaum said. The first
Jewish president with only a 2 % population of
Jewish people. 37 candidates were killed before
her. 37. And this woman toughed it out. You know
what I mean? Oh, why did she tough it out? Yeah,
she's a menorah muncher. Oh, that's because that's
who they want. Yeah, because she's a menorah
muncher. They want to put these people in place.
Dude, she does the meme. The happy merchant.
You know, with the hands and nose. Like, you
can see her actually doing it. I just wish they
would've instilled an America -only policy. It
was not made here. Well, that, we got sold out
China. It's gotta stop. It should all stop. Right,
yeah. All of it needs to stop. But now it's like,
oh, it's expensive. I'm sorry, you know, but...
When we were kids, once in a while, you'd see
something that was made in Japan. Nothing was
made in China. Right, right. No, China was a
shithole. All our toys were either made in USA
or Japan. Japan. China's a lie. And then all
of a sudden it was like, bang. China, China,
China, China. Not everything. Well, everything,
especially, well, those reading about their population
crisis, it's like, oh, they don't have a billion
people. They're looking at like 400 million,
maybe 500 million people. That's another lie
that they told us to make us think that they're
the superpower. No, granted. You look in places
like Nagasaki and Hiroshima. They look way better
than Detroit Yeah, so obviously that can kind
of give you like a litmus test of what of what's
going on We went to that right? We went to that
social distortion concert. I was talking to that
one chick and she's telling me that she lived
in Japan for Three years nice job that you did,
but they're very very racist. Oh, yeah bar. She
wanted to go. Oh, yeah It took her like Two years
to get him to let her in really she had to be
with like someone from there. No shit, huh? Yeah,
because we give ourselves a bad name. And they
treated her like shit, you know? But they were
like, they're very like, we want to keep it our
own thing. This is our fucking thing. Oh my God.
Segregation and racism are not working? And then
everyone here thinks that it's so bad, but if
you ever went somewhere else. Exactly. Right.
Look, we're living a hard life, too. People think
America is the most racist country. We're at
the bottom of the list. It's not. It is. It's
the bottom. The funny thing is, is like, I was
talking with Keith. I've been to other countries.
I can tell you firsthand. Yeah, we are not racist.
No. I was talking with Keith. about this. When
we had segregation, blacks would have their own
restaurants. They'd have their own drink. It's
like, what's wrong with that? That's Kwanzaa
shit right there. Okay, now granted, the other
stuff that's involved in that, but that was all
perpetrated, you know what I mean, by a certain
group of people. Everybody didn't think like
that. And then the whole thing is also that a
couple bad apples did some things and kind of,
you know, poo -pooed on their name a little.
So you have to be extra careful, shall we say.
I mean, there's a reason that there's these,
the world star hip hop. You ever see that, the
website? No. Or it's just all... Black chip.
Well, it's not all blacks, but there's the majority
of it is a guy just opens fire in a crowd. Oh
my god Yeah, you know a guy killed shoots another
guy in a road rage and wrong Statistically speaking
I can show you numbers. I'm not making this stuff
I've just watched a show before it was coming
over here about the same thing and it was amazing
Black so black crime is just absolutely. Oh,
you want to see a ridiculous. It's crazy the
stats of black men killing white women Yeah,
that will blow your hair back. Yeah. Yeah, over
the last decade. It's in the hundred. Yeah, most
of the murders are committed by blacks. Well,
and those are against blacks. Well, now the problem
is, is you know what these little sneaky fuckers
are doing now? When these guys get locked up,
they write them down as white. Yeah. Yeah. They
don't write them down as black or Mexican. You
have to skew the numbers to make it look like
whites are bad people. Right. Yeah. Why do you
hate your own race? You know what I mean? There's
only two ways that you'd be after white. And
you probably know both of them in your head right
now. But the thing is, it's like, these people
want, okay, you know what? Christmas power. Huh?
Nothing. But they take these polls and these
people don't want to, they don't feel safe. Why
does everybody fucking, why in every black movie
they want to get out of the hood and move to
the suburbs? Yeah. You know? Why is that the
main goal for everybody? I don't know. I haven't
seen many, but... Well, like, we call... The
only one I know about is Dolomite. Well, like,
boys in the hood. He's not trying to get out
of the hood. Yeah. Yeah. Boys in the hood, then
he comes from the... The guy wants to make it
out of the fucking ghetto. Well, he comes from
the suburbs and then goes to the Compton or wherever,
and it's like, oh, boy, this is completely different.
Then he gets killed. No, no, no. That's not what
happened. What are you talking about? His mom
lived in the suburbs, and he had to go live with
his dad. No, here's what it was. Wait a minute,
that's menace to society, is it? Here's what
it was. The kid, it was a good kid and a bad
kid. Yeah, the brother in Ice Cube. One brother
was a gang banger, the other brother did real
good school. Ricky, Ricky was a football player.
He had a chance to fucking make it out of there.
And then Ice Cube was the gangster. And because
Ice Cube's fucking dumb shit, he got Ricky killed.
Oh, wow. Yeah, but the other was also the other
one where the guy. Shot him down in the alley.
Yeah, shot in the back. Imagine that because
that's the way that's the way they roll. Mm -hmm.
We was running away from them Well, how about
they just how about the guy that the guy with
the knife? Stabbed like three people the cops
shoot him. They gave the guy's family $160 ,000
that stabbed the people because the cops killed
him That's taxpayer money. That's not like Yeah,
fuck. Yeah, take a hundred six grand now granted
They're gonna probably lose 33 % of that because
of the lawyer. Yeah, so at the same time. But,
I mean, society has shown, statistics have shown
that some of these people are more aggressive
than others, shall I say. Well, yeah. Well, it's
fucking crazy, but... They are. And we were just
talking about the teachers. Yeah. How they can't...
Dude, if you look at Chicago... You should have
seen these women. They were completely... Little
white women, too. And they're making like 160
grand a year, and they don't even want to work
there. 160 grand. And they're like, I can't do
this anymore. I live in fear. They don't want
to learn. They don't even want to learn. Half
of them don't even show up. Right. I mean, there's
one school in the city, because of security measures
and all this security and all that shit, it's
like 30 -something thousand dollars per student.
Geez. That the taxpayer is paying for. That's
ridiculous. And half the kids... Don't show up
right half of the kids can't read or the majority
of kid. No nobody could pass math test reading
Like I was saying with Wolfers. They teach them
cursive and then you know, you know, we talked
about yeah who's that? Can't read it's like invisible
ink But it's like they don't keep honor it's
like this guy goes up on TV and he's like white
people are the problem looks like dude 18 people
just got shot this weekend. It didn't happen
in the suburb. Kind of seeing the pattern here,
man. And if you're just going to be a race -baiting
hustler, at least be a good one. Honestly, God.
Is that what happened to Brandon Johnson? Is
that what he said? What? It's white people's
fault? Yeah, everything's white people's fault.
Oh, my God. Because they segregate and they hate
blacks so much. And it's like, yeah, but you
have no problems going after these companies.
that are run by white people, and then taking
that money and pumping it back into the black
neighborhood and not doing nothing, not even
pumping it back in. Yeah, yeah, they don't go
back in, they go to their pockets. Like one of
the craziest things that happened this year is
they have this peacekeeper program in the city
where they take ex -cons and gang members and
they send them to like intervene with the gangs.
So then they find out that this guy is getting
paid like 90 grand a year. takes a picture with
Pritzker, takes a picture with Johnson. Two days
later, he gets busted on the mag mile, committing
armed robbery and killed somebody. Oh my God.
And he was running drugs and he was like, it's
so crazy, like the stuff that they want us to
believe. I'm telling you, there's, nobody has
morals anymore. No. We are a moralist society.
What would they say in the sky? What was he in
charge of? They're called Chicago Peacekeepers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then he was the one,
like an interventionist. You know what I mean?
So a gay has a problem, which these guys don't
give a fuck. Early age, right. Do you think they
care about what's going on down there? Like they
show these videos of these kids holding these
automatic weapons. It's like, for what? A piece
of property that you could sell drugs on, obviously?
Because, dude, I could tell you, all four of
us could tell you where is all the problems in
the city. It's outside the west side. I can give
you all the places you want to go to stop the
drug crime. But guess what? That's not profitable.
If you shut it down, somebody else is going to
take over, or it's just going to create more
of a vacuum of a drug war. Like I said, what
you gotta do is, you gotta do - It'll be a vacuum
all right. What's that? It'll be a vacuum all
right. It always is. They're fighting for power
as soon as someone gets taken out, and then there's
gonna be a blood shed for a little while, and
then it'll level out. Like with El Chapo and
GAG. These guys they take one guy out. Oh my
god Yes, ridiculous man. It really is when you
think about it. It's so simplistic, too It's
not you don't have to be a rocket scientist to
figure half of this shit out. No, you don't you
really don't all you got to do is look at a piece
of paper and be like 53 people were arrested
here last week. You know what I mean? Well, maybe
we should do something So when they shoot the
gun, shot spotter, then we can have a, yeah,
no problem. Well, Brandon Johnson took all the
shot spotters away because they're racist. They're
racist? Yeah, that's what he said. So, but wait,
you knew you were putting it up in a predominantly
black, 100 % black area with high crime. And
now it's racist because they're committing the
crime? That you put the shot spotter up for?
It is. And you know what happened? Murder went
up after the shot spotters came down. People
are just lying on the street now for hours. Right.
You don't know if a gunsman got us. It's like
two squirrels fucking in a bag, dude. He's an
asshole, man. He's an asshole. But once you start
talking about this shit, and this guy, everybody
praises him. You know what I mean? Because he's
just ripping everybody off. I can't answer a
frickin' question. This is what fuckin' bothers
me. The way that they just lie to our face and
try to gaslight it. So what do you think about
all 18 shootings last week while we're lighting
the Christmas tree this week? So what do you
think about the murder that happened at the Christmas
tree lighting? Well now we're gonna start an
after school program for these kids. It's like
the kids that are toting guns and right riled
up like that They're gonna hang out after school.
Yeah, it's gonna be like the Somalis They're
just gonna say they they're charged taxpayer
money and they're gonna Oh my god It is just
I mean listen, I'm retarded and I can figure
this shit out All it does is take ten minutes.
Yeah to look out their bullshit right through
them They're, I'm so tired of the race baiting.
I'm so tired of they're saying people are, white
people are bad. Like why are we bad? We built
this country. Somalis didn't built this. Oh,
it's ridiculous. It's Somalis. That fucking dink
broad from. They need to go away. She's like,
Somali built this country. It's like, you're
Asian. You're not even from here. Grant, no,
I'm not from here. We're all descendants of somebody
that came here. But I mean. You won't really
want me to believe that Somalis built they can't
even build their own country the average IQs
It's ridiculous, dude, if they're lucky and then
the congresswoman, you know Omar or something
is she just full of shit What the fuck comes
out of her mouth man? That is a product. It's
ridiculous man. Yeah And all I mean, how come
the Georgia comes out and the cost 350 ,000 ballots
were miscounted They didn't have signatures on
them so nobody certified them. And they also
had ones that they counted twice. And then they
gave those people, the two ladies from Georgia,
do you know they got the Presidential Medal of
Freedom? Of course they did. And they got bonuses.
Why are these election people getting medals?
Those are nonsense. It doesn't. It really doesn't.
Why would you get a medal for doing that? It's
a stupid, it's, and listen. Mary! Your spoon.
He's in the bathroom. But, uh, what do you call
it? This idiot, that's, like, they just want
us to hate each other. That's what they want.
They want us to fight against each other. Right.
You know what? They want to keep us so distracted.
Yep. That we fight against each other and don't,
remember, the government works for us, we don't
work for them. Well, yeah. You know what I mean?
Try telling them that, though. Just try telling
them that. Right now I'm reading Killing Pat
and they talk about how they, you know. He got
screwed over. Yeah. Big time. Starting to read
this book right now. He got screwed over big
time. And then all these people, they all know
what's going on. You know what I mean? Like,
why do we gotta keep on killing people and fighting
wars? And who do you send to the front of the
line first? The Goy? Yeah. The thing about Patton
is he had a big mouth and he told the truth.
Right. Wasn't he killed in a car crash? Yeah.
Yeah. So there was a... But it was nefarious.
It was with an army truck. Were they ran this
way? He said some disparaging things about Israel.
Yeah. He was telling people how it was going
down. Yeah, but I remember that he died in a
car crash and it was under weird circumstances
Yeah, really which I mean if they want you dead,
they're gonna get you. Oh, yeah Like we were
talking about they could fly a freaking drone
over here blow this place up. Say it was a gas
leak That's why those all the cars now are screwed.
They could just Yes, it's hard to shut that bitch.
Sure could beat up 100 miles an hour. Yeah, you
can't control it They'll get you if they want
you. Yeah, you know and whatever all of a sudden
you're going a hundred and something your break
How about that shit with that hush? Yeah, remember
that and she came out of the fucking body bag
all freaked out. She lifted it Which is crazy
that they didn't zip it Like why wouldn't they
zip it usually when you put a body in a body
bag you zip the body bag I am not sure why wouldn't
they that's what I'm saying. She was still alive
I know but Larry usually when you put a body
in a body bag you zip it up I mean, it's like
putting your shoes on. You don't have to tie
your shoes. You zip your zipper up. It's like,
your job is to do this. And you just conveniently
push her 20 something, you know, 30 something
feet. And then all of a sudden she jumps. Come
on. You know what I mean? It's stupid. Like they
give us the stupidest thing and then we talk
about it. Well, like everybody's an expert. Yeah.
Well, she died though. She did die. Yeah, she
did die. But then when you go back, you look
at... Ellen's first, uh, first, uh, girlfriend
was, uh... Oh, yeah, she died too. Yeah, she
was in it. She died in a car crash also. She
was, like, a gangster broad. She had ties to,
like, the Russian mob, I think, and she died
in a car crash also. Yep. You know, whatever.
And then now, look, she leaves the country. Yeah,
because she knows she's in for, she's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, she's doing some spray. You know
what? It's like bad shit. Well, who do you well
who do you what? What oh, what do you call it?
Um? What sex like King Charles? Yeah, what what
sex marriage? Do you like marriages have the
most domestic violence? Yeah, lesbians. Oh, really?
They fight a lot, huh? Oh, yeah. They fight a
real lot. And they move in really quick. Like,
after two weeks, they're married. Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's, yeah. That's another thing, also.
That's usually, yeah. Well, then it's like we
give... That's because the, you know, your amount
of people that you're from has dwindled down.
Exactly. I don't know about that. Nowadays, it
seems everybody's into that shit. They're all
going to hell, so it don't matter. I mean, that's
one way to, that's one way, your ticket's already
cashed. Oh, please. You know what I mean? Like,
you don't even, you're already, you're doing
this, and listen, I'm not exactly the greatest
person I haven't been. Right, yeah, but you can't,
though. But that right there is, we even know,
they said religion is the biggest psyop there
is. Honestly. It really is. Yeah, I wonder, I
really do sometimes. Oh, that's all just meant
to control. Yep, yeah. different Saxons. Right.
This guy is my God. Right. But I have the same
God as you. You know what I mean? The Jews' God
is the same God as ours, but they can't do what
we can do. I mean, they have to put a wire up
on the weekend to circumvent God. The Jews' God
is not our God. Our God is Jesus. Jesus Christ.
They say that they're the chosen people. God
will come for them. They believe that in their
bloodline, somebody is going to have the second
coming of the Messiah. That's why they're the
chosen ones. But they believe in the same God
that we believe in. But if Jesus was a Jew, then
why would the Jews kill him? Because they're
not the chosen ones, the ones that killed him
and didn't believe in him. Right. I know, but
I understand that. But who claims themselves
the chosen ones? Doesn't God do that? Yeah, God,
there's supposed to pray. There are various people.
I know, but who wrote that? Exactly, right. But
it's like, my God's got eight arms, but he still,
you know, my God had a nine -year -old wife.
Right. My God did this. Come on, OK? It's all,
when you really listen to it, it sounds so horrible.
It is horrible. My religion, I have to dress
like a stormtrooper. And all you can see are
my eyes. Right. Yes. Christianity is one of the
wackiest ones out of all of them, actually, too.
Yes. No, you want Dianetics. You want to talk
about that Scientology. That's real wacky. Where
this guy's coming in from the aliens from the
center of the earth. And then you get to Mormonism
with fucking John, what was his name? Smith.
John Smith, yeah. Where did he find, what, the
tablets in the fort? Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith.
Joseph Smith, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The tablets.
Read them out of the things. He's the only one
who can decipher them. I think a bear had sex
with him or something. I mean, come on. I mean,
there's no way that. But you just want to think
that everything's funny. You know, people need
something to believe in. And then if you believe
in religion, you like to watch grown men bend
over and grab a ball for me between their legs.
Oh my Lord. That's my religion. Right, yeah,
yeah. Or you're seriously into sports or something.
Larry and I watched, we went out, we had our
steak night last week. We had floors to watch.
Well, I wanted to hang out with the boys. Yeah.
So we did have to watch a Bears game. I didn't
watch too much. Oh, with the Packers. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. They win. What happened? They won
in like the last overtime. Oh, nice. Which is
all pre -planned out. You think it's rigged?
Yeah, it's an entertainment. NFL's entertainment.
You think they're really rigging the games? Yeah.
Wow. Dude, it is for entertainment. I get it.
If it was a sport, then they would get busted
rigging the shit. Well, yeah. Why not? Why wouldn't
they? Why wouldn't they rig it? Yeah, it's all
bread and circuses and the bread is moldy and
all the animals have a race where they caught
those basketball players were you know shaving
points and they were working for the mob and
this is I mean this all goes back everybody's
in on the lick which that's fine But everybody
thinks that like okay, so we're watching this
game and there's grown men With like face paint
on yeah, yeah, yeah Losing their minds. Yeah,
again. I never understood that right? Yeah, I
never understood that I'm like what is what is
with these people? I don't get it, you know,
and then it's like This is what they, and then
the team loses. Don't they believe in God? That
was what I remember. Well, it's like the team
loses. Now they're depressed for three days or
four days. Yeah, exactly. Well, first of all,
you know, the football games are just a big satanic
ritual. They're shaped like an eyeball. Then
they have everyone cheering at the same time.
Satan loves it. Everything is all, just like
with baseball, the compass, you know, for the
Masons. And then if you look at all these people
that... started this stuff. They knew they were
going to rig it from the beginning. Like I said,
they got to keep us distracted. Professional
sports. Give them a ball, right? Think about
it. What would these idiots be doing if they
were... Why is football on Sunday? No church.
They took Sundays away from you, boy. You know
what I mean? That's the first thing they did
is, what can we do to mess with the Christians?
That's what I believe. It's on Sunday. No, you
got a point. It does not make sense. And then
how do you distract them from God? You make them
yell at a team and then they get all hammered.
And they hit their wives, some guy just killed
his wife and shot his daughter over an argument
over a football game. Oh, shit, huh? Yeah. Dude,
the videos that they show of people fighting...
Right, and things are more important than...
It's insanity. Some guy's just sitting there
with his kid and he's wearing a jersey and the
guy behind him doesn't like it. Oh, my God. Starts
jaw jacking him because he's getting drunk, drunk.
Right, yeah. Pushes the guy, hits it, and then
knocks the guy out in front of his kid. Oh, my
God. What is wrong? It's like those people should
be dragged onto the field and shot right there.
That's what we need to start doing. We need to
go back to corporal punishment. So he just punched
it in the face in front of his kid? Yeah. And
this happens all the time. This isn't the first
incident. People lose their shit. They get drunk
at these games. Just because he had a different
jersey on? Yeah. They give you a beer that's
this fucking big, you know. Well, and then the
beer is $12, $15. Right. It's more than that.
So now they're taking all your money. The beer's
like $25. So now you spend $200 to get into the
game, $50 to park. So they're taking your money
from you. $25 for one beer. Your jerseys, your
food, all of this bullshit that you're doing.
And then they're just ripping you off and getting
you into a frenzy about a ball, Mac, making it
into an end zone. I told you. Tight pants, grabbing
the ball, always putting their hands on each
other. It's just like, okay, man. That's just
one thing that I really, I don't know. I like
how - Made into homosexuality. Huh? What are
you talking about? Homosexuality. You have to
wait until you see the thing, I guess, if you
ever see it. What time are we at? I don't know.
Do you want to take a check, please? 58 minutes,
man. Hell yeah. Well, happy Kwanzaa, even now
you know more about it. You gotta stay on your
lighter. Yeah, Kwanzaa, man. It's great. Great
holiday. And that's another thing, too, with
the holidays. And this is the first day of it?
Yes, the 26th. Okay. So that's good. I got five
more days to enjoy Kwanzaa. You gotta help your
community. You gotta be a good, black, strong,
individual man. Not leave your kids. Don't hit
your wife. Try not to commit any crime in the
next five. It would be funny now actually if
crime went down in the next like six days. All
because they celebrated this. There's 250 people
that celebrate Kwanzaa. 500 ,000 to two million.
Get your numbers right. That was in 2009. 500
,000 to two million. People that celebrate Kwanzaa,
they might hate whites, but they are not the
ones out doing the crimes. The average gangbanger
doesn't know it's Kwanzaa. I was gonna say, the
Larry and Needle Show knows more about Kwanzaa
than the average African -American right now.
I mean, they'll be like, hey, what do you think
of Kwanzaa? They're like, oh, I shot that bitch
last week. Yeah. I didn't shoot Quasar. Jabouji
did or whatever. Turn the light off. Oh, no.
What? Oh, no. Nothing. Yep, so this will be it.
Next week will be a new year. Oh, that's right,
yeah. Unless we decide to do, maybe we'll do
a New Year's episode. Okay, I mean why not and
all we can figure something out. Yeah, we're
maybe I don't know we usually play online Yeah,
but you haven't heard anything. It's in six days.
You get a party five days Or just play online.
I'm gonna come over I just got a workers for
phones, but he closes like we're done by eight
nine o 'clock. I knew you'd be There's no party
or nothing He doesn't have a fucking not no more
He used to, right? Yeah. Nobody does that. Yeah.
Nobody does it anywhere. Because people don't
want the half holes. Yeah. Wow. It's too expensive.
Dude, COVID screwed up restaurants. Yeah. So
the whole tradition of going out on New Year's.
Yeah, it still happens. But not like... Not like
it used to be. Guys like Spivone's ain't doing
it no more. No, I know, but that's when they
all go. I'm just saying, like, why would you
want to deal with all these people that are retarded?
Oh, it's ridiculous. Oh, one night... I mean,
first of all, the calendar's fake. They don't
go out at night, right? They're people that never
buy on holidays. It's not even the real calendar
that we're doing. They just tell us this one
day. New Year's Day is actually April 1st. Yeah,
it's April Fool's Day. Really? Yeah, that's what
it is. That's why they say April Fool's Day because
they fool everybody with the calendar Because
each month used to have each month had 28 days
so it equaled out. Okay, it was 13 months Yeah,
so it equaled out every so there was no In the
first in the beginning of the year was the beginning
of summer sure fucking makes sense. That's when
everything starts Not the middle of winter. Right
doesn't make sense. Yeah, why do they do this?
I'll go off the calendar to throw us off, man.
Our circadian rhythm. Yeah, throw everything
off. Sure, sure. And we're not jiving with the
earth. Well, there were tiny hats involved also.
but I'll just leave it at that. That's for another
time we'll talk about. But you know, it would
be, otherwise we'd be jiving with the moon. The
moon is 13 times, it goes through the cycle.
The cycle, yeah. And then that would be the exact
time of the month, not weird things where they
gotta show you on the calendar and it's like
on Wednesday that things fucking change. Right,
yeah. What the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah. It would
never work, it would never happen like that if
we would just follow the natural cycle like we
used to do. Right. But then who changed it? Some
Pope? Probably. There's different accords of
what they say, but it boils down to, they say
farming, they say a bunch of people. Yeah, farming
is a lie. You know that's bullshit. Yeah, it's
daylight shaving time. That's because of the
Jews also. Because they get more, what do you
call it, daylight... So they can work it to the
death. All right, let's end this thing. When
I worked at this place - All right, you ready
to tell us another story? When I worked with
this Jewish fella - I'm gonna get out of here.
And there was a shoe store, and where you going?
Where you gotta go so bad? I gotta go home. Why,
man? Because I'm gonna work tomorrow. Anyways,
and for them to come in there, you know? And
he'd be like, one second, yeah, yeah, Jewmans.
And fucking, he'd be like, hey man, you gonna
buy something? This isn't a fucking museum, you
know what I'm saying? The shoes he had were old,
man. It was a magic, wow! It was like a museum.
Right. We had, dude, we had blue suede, ooh.
Steve Austin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thing, you know, logo
of the six million dollar man on the side of
the show. God, we used to be such a cool country.
And we had Lou Brock Converse in the gym shoes.
I mean, dude, we had some old stock. Yeah, it
was cool. You remember Lembias? He used to tell
you about Len Baez that he did coke once and
he had a heart attack. I was listening to this
thing that he was like a coke dealer and this
was like his millionth time music. They used
to just tell us that to scare people. Which is
very funny. He had the whole team on crack. Exactly.
Well, he was still tuning in to the Larry Needles
show. I told you, I seen the guy smoke crack
in Happy Blattonica. Oh yeah, Kwanzaa. Kwanzaa.
An NFL football, they showed a guy. They showed
the player smoking crack, dude. An NFL football.