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Wait, there are four mics. Are you starting now?

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Yeah, man. Larry, you have two microphones. One

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in your hand. Hey, everybody, welcome to the

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Larry Needle Show. I just figured out. Wait,

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no, no, no, slow down. Wait a second. I'm Larry

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and I just figured out a new getaway. Don't let

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Larry get out of this one so quickly. I just

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figured out a new getaway to make our theme song.

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Oh, that's how he does it. First of all, Larry's

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retarded. He has two levelier mics on right now.

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He's a genius. No, he's not. Why don't you put

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one of those away, sugar baby? No, that's going

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to be the ambient mic in case I need to do sound

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effects or something. Hey, I'm still doing sound

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effects. We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don't We're not uh,

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we don't We're not uh, we don What kind of a

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fucking ass con? That's what I said! That's not

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what you normally say. You say, yeah it is. She's

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doing it a little lower. Higher, you dumbass.

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Who says that? Alright, well welcome to Larry

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and Neil's show. There's another debacle between

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the fucking... Oh man, um... So we were, uh...

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Oh, man. We were watching these people. Needles

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was watching this guy. He was playing with himself,

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watching this guy work out through the window

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at the karate place. We're just hanging outside

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the karate place watching dudes work out. We

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went to the liquor store next to the karate joint.

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Which is, I mean, if that's not fucking Zen.

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It's a brutal place. It's my tie. My tie. My

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tie. In no way is that. Yes, Larry, it's my tie.

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They do my tie. These fucking guys are tough.

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Yeah, those my tie guys. Yeah. Dude, this fucking

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guy. You know what I mean? They hit you with

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the rum and then they hit you with the gold.

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No, I'm talking about they're fighting in there

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sometimes. Yeah, that's what happens in a fight.

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That's what happens in a dojo, Larry. Yeah, it

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was... For you simpletons. So there was this

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guy lifting this... Big fucking dumbbell, about

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80 pounds, and he just goes, that's about an

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80 pound dumbbell. Just like you, Larry. Dude,

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and even Larry laughed at that. He didn't know

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what to say. Because listen, the fucking guy

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wears a woman's small t -shirt, and we can't

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even fucking argue that, right, Larry? Well,

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it's not a woman's, but... Dude we went to the

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show where the ladies like here. Here's a show

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for her shirt for Larry. I'm like, that's way

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too big She's like, this is a large She's like

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I got this other one. It's a small. I'm like

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you got one more. This is a lady He looks like

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fucking It looks great in the fucking smile.

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I was gonna say Keith Richards at a Quado convention,

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but... So yeah Yeah, Larry's an 80 -pound dumbbell

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and then it made me laugh. The dude was fucking

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lifting some heavy shit. Dude, he looked like

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the Hulk. He was like lifting and curling and

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shit. You know, it was like a one -piece thing

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and the fucking end's out. It was a dumbbell

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just like you, Larry, a one -piece. Like 80 -pounders.

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No, dude. This dude was lifting. Curling 80 pounds

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is... I probably could not even lift that. Yeah,

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dude, he would lift you like... I know. He would

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spin you around like a sweet dandy you are. You

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were gone. You were gone out of the class. Kiki

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might remember. Well, then the hot chicks, the

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hot Polish chicks... Yeah, they would put you

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up against them because you're a lady. No, no,

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but... Besides that? Sonny would want... Yeah,

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besides that. Besides that. And you're a perv.

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Sonny would want to show off. So he'd say, hey,

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Larry, come here. And he would do the moves and

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then he would have me... He'd be spinning me

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above his head at the end and all that shit.

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You know what? Larry might be retarded, but he

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might be slice mark. Let me be retarded so I

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could fight with the girls. This might be 8D

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chess. As he's sitting there like this. They're

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like, Larry, calm down. This isn't even started.

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He's like, turn the lights off. You don't mind

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if I accidentally grab your breasts or your ass,

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do you? Jesus. And they're like, Larry, why do

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you have your sunglasses on? They said, no, I

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understand. The fullest chicks understood. Yeah,

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I bet you they do. Sometimes your hand slips

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and goes right on the twine. Jesus, man. Allegedly,

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Larry. I mean, dude, trying to catch a case on

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this show? I don't like this. This is all jokes.

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Oh, now it's jokes. Now it's jokes. Can you explain

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that to a state trooper? They were good -looking.

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I think they were like 27, 28 years old. Is that

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how old they were? Yeah. They were fucking hot.

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You're just adding up both of their ages. One

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was 13, one was 14. I know how it works. They

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were 27 together. We should give them an unsolicited

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plug just to make our algorithm funnier You all

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right there, Larry? Yeah, I was gonna say, you

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know, I'm just looking at the things we wrote

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down. Which are probably stupid as shit. No,

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my wife remembered when Jordan had the Hitler

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Mustache. Your wife remembered? I brought that

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up in the car on the way from the liquor store.

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I asked Larry when we got home. He was verifying.

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I was trying to steal my thunder. Yeah, he was

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verifying. No, I'm just saying that's one of

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the things. No, yeah, he's... Did people... I

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don't remember anyone getting mad about it. First

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of all, after they killed his dad, he can do

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whatever he wanted. He was absolved of all of

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his debts. No, it was my turn. He can do whatever

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the hell he wants. Larry, you'll get one, dude.

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Relax. Like a toddler. The needles are stingy.

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What do you mean, I'm stingy? Yours is next.

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Here, Larry. Aw, thanks buddy. You know what?

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I'm like a Jew. That's hilarious. You know what?

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If we bring out the nose meter, who's going to

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fail? Me or you? Hey, do they clip those Jewish

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chocolate candy coins? That's a good question.

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To make more candy? I bet you they probably do.

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I tried to find one. I couldn't find it today.

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They made the bit a lot more funnier. But come

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on, the Jews give me chocolate gold coins? I

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mean, can you fucking - You couldn't find any?

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Huh? They don't sell them? The Walgreens I went

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to didn't have any. But think about this, they

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give them fucking gold coin chocolates. What

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do those come out at Easter time or something?

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Is that a Jewish thing to represent? Do you remember

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the little bags that they used to come in? Do

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you remember this? I remember coins and shit.

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Come on, you're a fat girl. You remember chocolate?

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Trust me, I remember the gold. There's always

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shitty chocolate. Slow down, honey. You got to

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take the wrapper off. We've been taking foil

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out of this kid's ass for a week. Dude, those

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things taste like shit. That's why I haven't

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had it in a long time. Yeah, they're terrible.

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It's strictly for little kids that don't know

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any better yet. Yeah, horrible chocolate. What's

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that disease those guys get? Pironies? No, not

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peronies. Not sickle cells. Peronies is like

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sickle dick. Yeah, I saw a commercial for that,

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like during the Super Bowl or something. Where

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are you watching this in Mexico? Dude, I saw

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like three times. I don't know where I was at.

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Three times? They're all curved the same way

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every time? Or did it go a different curve? I

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can't forget the damn commercial because the

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guy's like... He's going to bring the garbage

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out and the garbage fell and his neighbor's out.

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I got a guy for that. Then the grill. Yeah, this

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is the... the pharmaceutical commercial, then

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the guy goes out. First of all, any story you

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tell, I don't believe, like, the one time. Exactly.

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He comes out to start his car or something, he's

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got a flat tire, the other neighbor's out, oh,

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I got a guy for that. Then the next time he comes

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out, he's like, hey, you guys got a guy for prone's

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disease? Like, that was the commercial. And I'm

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like, what the fuck? Actually, he pulls his dick

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out. He's like, hey, we got a guy for that. He's

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a hard eater. These like stupid ass commercials

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then said like one out of every ten men have

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Perone's disease or some weird number I was like,

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really? You're just making up numbers, which

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makes it even See look at he dude this guy's

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enthralled. He thinks you're a fucking stupid

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Walter Cronkite over here. Dude look it up I'm

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telling you like it said like one out of every

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ten guys or something. I'm like what? This is

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why we need a producer And then he's thinking,

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man, I've been lucky. I've been with like 40

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guys and I haven't even seen it yet. Yeah. There

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we go. I'm pulling bullshit. On what? On the

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peronies. Dude, it happens when your lady's on

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top of you and she smooshes your moot. No, that's

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happened many times. Yeah. No, this is like natural

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fucking. You got banana deck. This is one of

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Jones' weird ways. Yeah, you got like banana

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deck. Weird knots and twists. You got a Nazi

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dick? He's doing the bell on me. You got a swastika

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dick. You got a little armband on me. Literally,

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are you done with that thing? Can I hit it in?

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Thanks, bro. I appreciate it. Let's see. I got

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something good for us today. Oh, I like the whole...

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MJ Hitler mustache though. Nobody ever said anything.

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Like I said, after his dad got killed. He could

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have worn a Nazi armband while he played. Yeah,

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he probably could have. And nobody would have

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said anything. He could have had some designer

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make his initials MJ into something that really,

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really resembled the Swastika very closely and

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wore it on him, our band, on his jacket. Every

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little kid would have had one. Yep, and nobody

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would have said a damn thing about it because

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it's Michael fucking Jordan. No, he could do

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what he wants. Yeah, apparently gamble what we

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want. It's a resin ball. It's resin. Let me get

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that piece of paper. Oh my God. Larry, let me

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get that piece of paper. All right, dude, relax,

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man. Is it dripping out of it? Remember, Michael

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Jordan's dad was killed by the mob when he was

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changing attire. And then he went to the White

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Sox. He's like, oh, you can't play basketball

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anymore, but let's go to the White Sox. All right,

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dude. Come on, man. He was MJ. This guy was in

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so much gambling debt. Who knows what involved

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him? Yeah, but do you think that that's why they

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fucking offed his dad? I could get something

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deeper than that, man. Some sort of ritual, yeah.

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I don't think he was in that. I mean, MJ makes

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a lot of money. Well, yeah, I mean it's his dad.

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I'm gonna sacrifice somebody right? Everybody

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has to be sacrificed to Moloch. My niece went

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to school with With his kids and I mean, I'm

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an idiot But that's neither here whose nieces

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went to wear my niece. Okay school with one of

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Jordan's kids Yeah, and his house finally sold

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was a kid white or black or mulatto actually

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is that defensive mulatto? No, I'm a lot of this

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in action. Not on this show. I'm not, I'm not

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a feminist. I don't know, I'm not sure if the

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key works. What a stupid question. Yeah. You

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should slap me. Slap me right now. You're barely

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legal so I can slap you with it. Oh yeah. Kiki's

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completely involved. He can barely contain himself.

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At this point these tricks are too old. Yeah,

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well, I can still dream, can't I? Well, I'm just

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saying. At this point, they're all dead. It's

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kind of ironic. Yeah, in 95. In that bag of bones.

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Well, if they were barely legal in 95, they're

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basically fine. Oh, yeah, so... They're our age.

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Not yours. Kiki found a barely illegal magazine

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that I've been trying to hide by the Great Professor

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Larry Flint that I've been trying to hide from

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for two weeks Seriously, it's been right there

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and I keep covering it and for some reason Larry

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has uncovered it to look at the gold mine in

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there There is a gold mine in there. What do

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you mean? What kind of gold mine? The one girl

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has the supple skin tight breasts All that good

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shit. Nice little shoulders. A high clavicle.

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You sound like a pervert. Do you miss the high

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clavicle part? Because they're all men. You think

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they're all men? I'm just for Russell. They're

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all men, needles. Jesus, Russell. What are we

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doing here? It's 11 o 'clock in the morning.

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Mm -hmm. And he's on a hot one. Um, but yeah,

00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:06.820
ah, shit, I forgot to talk about... Well, how

00:14:06.820 --> 00:14:09.899
about the one cat that said, uh, who was it that

00:14:09.899 --> 00:14:13.620
said, uh, lay off this pussy? Bush was the worst

00:14:13.620 --> 00:14:15.720
president? No, Bush was the worst president.

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Huh? The comedian said the joke. Oh, the Selena

00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:25.220
joke from Geraldo. Yeah, that was okay. No, that

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was actually really good. Because, you know,

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she is a way worse president. Well, tell the

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joke now. Tell the joke. Well, they were sitting

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around and someone said, oh, George Bush is the

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worst president. And Geraldo came out and said...

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Worse than the president of the Selena fan club?

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Yeah. There we go, Larry. I mean... Fourth hand

00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:50.299
telling a joke have to be reminded how to tell

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the joke. That was a two man piece, dude. Well,

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I told it, I reminded you first, and then it

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went to Keaton. No, listen, listen. No, no, listen.

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It went to me, I told you guys, and then you

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started telling it. Then it bounced back to Kiki,

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and then Kiki had to remind you after you told

00:15:05.059 --> 00:15:07.820
it again how to tell the joke. That's four. Get

00:15:07.820 --> 00:15:14.759
pop pop as cane. Where's your baby? No, no, no,

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I was joking. Oh, man. This is like, actually,

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this is our nativity scene. He's been in the

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crib for the past six months. Baby's spawning.

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He just means the house. Yeah, he's been in the

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crib. He's still on house arrest. I mean, seriously,

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we got to take that kid to court, dude. You're

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a horrible parent. His diaper's a little dirty.

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He's got a rash. He cries when I try and change

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him, though. So I just leave him in the basement.

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Actually, he and Larry said, I need to get cools

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in the cart in the middle. I said one day, I'm

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going to go get some cools. I'll be right back.

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And I mean, he's still your waiting for it. Nah,

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he's here. He's a good guy. I admire his perseverance,

00:16:04.139 --> 00:16:06.639
too, and his tenacity to stay with the game.

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He already gave a white girl an STD, too. I mean,

00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:14.639
well. He's got a couple diseases that are lifelong,

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and it's sad because he's just a baby. Sickle

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cell. Jesus, man, what are we doing here? He's

00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:27.159
got like a rash from shaving his head. Don't

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touch that thing. He's got ringworms. Well, so

00:16:31.740 --> 00:16:36.740
do you then. He's got ringworms from all the

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pit bulls that they've been fighting in the house.

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They use the same towels to dry the pit bulls

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off as they do the babies. Wipe the blood out.

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Hey, go spray down Brutus and wipe him down.

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Oh, boy. Wash that baby. Wash the pit bull, not

00:16:54.019 --> 00:16:58.440
the baby. Then wash the baby. Absolutely. Can't

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make babies fight. Wash them at the same time.

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The pit bull and the baby. The dog's love spoiling.

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Because you're a true dog. Let's hear that dog

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in you. Give me a couple barks. There we go.

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The first one was hurt and getting strangled.

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That was his little bark. Oh, that was his little

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bark, yeah. Now you're disparaging the black

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community with your weak -ass barks. He's a baby.

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Oh, he's a baby all of a sudden. But he's on

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house arrest and he has a gold chain. Where'd

00:17:40.940 --> 00:17:44.960
he get that from? Motherfucker's a badass. He's

00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:47.700
a badass little baby. Aren't you gonna be a grandpa

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now? You should start stuff -shuffling drugs

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in his ass and let's drive around. See how long

00:17:55.339 --> 00:17:58.539
it takes. No, let's not see how long it takes.

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Bring him to the airport, start smuggling. There

00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:04.440
you go. This baby full of drugs. Not my baby.

00:18:04.740 --> 00:18:10.000
Not my baby. It's Larry and nine black women.

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Who baby did this? Now my baby. Now my baby just

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tap, tap, tap, tap. Look like Godzilla. Who baby

00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:30.019
did this? It's mine, ma 'am. It's Larry. That's

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my baby. You got him in one of those carriage

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things. That's the thing. That's what I mean.

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Dude, you should walk out. He hasn't been to

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Walmart. It's just strapped to his crotch. Yeah,

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that's a great idea. I haven't brought him to

00:18:47.059 --> 00:18:49.779
Walmart, but I brought Groucho to Walmart. Yeah,

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you're another one of your toys, another one.

00:18:53.339 --> 00:18:57.859
A weird toy for a golden girl. No, it sits right

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in the fucking cart. Yeah, as does any puppet,

00:19:00.460 --> 00:19:02.839
I would assume. It looks like a little baby.

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No, it does not at all look like a little baby.

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Half of his face is missing, first of all. Second

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of all, that is some MK Ultra shit right there.

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It really is. They're like, this nigger's too

00:19:14.549 --> 00:19:16.490
stupid. Did you just say you walked into Walmart

00:19:16.490 --> 00:19:18.970
with that? Yeah. Yeah. You know, in a picture,

00:19:19.630 --> 00:19:22.730
his dad went with him once. Yeah. Well, my dad

00:19:22.730 --> 00:19:25.490
wanted to take it himself. But here's the thing.

00:19:25.890 --> 00:19:28.849
I needed to get clothes for the dummy, you know?

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No. You? You shouldn't talk about yourself like

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that. You never know what size is. And it sucks,

00:19:41.259 --> 00:19:43.660
man. Because it's hard to find cool clothes for

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an adult, baby -sized adult. Wait a second. First

00:19:47.299 --> 00:19:49.039
of all, that doesn't make any sense. That's a

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baby -sized adult. I mean, that doesn't make

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any sense. First of all, you should just go to

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the child. He's old in material. You're acting

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like this is a person. It's Groucho. It's an

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inanimate object. Sort of like your brain, I'm

00:20:08.740 --> 00:20:11.279
starting to think. Another inanimate object.

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Fucking Einstein over here, banging his knees

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and crossdressing. Since I was a kid, man. He's

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like that. You ever see the movie Magic? I think

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I have. Where the guy's like... Where Michael

00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:26.839
Jackson molests a little kid? No, it's just a

00:20:26.839 --> 00:20:31.599
gay gangbang. Yeah, that's what it is. And then

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there's this magician, and he walks around, and

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he's got a... Sorry. He's a ventriloquist, and

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he has a dummy in a little box that, you know,

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the case. And the thing, he's in the hotel room,

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and the guy's drinking, and you hear the thing

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in a muffled tone. Hey, let me out of here. Open

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this fucking box, man. Yeah, that's when you

00:20:50.940 --> 00:20:52.700
take that box and throw it in the fire. And then

00:20:52.700 --> 00:20:54.160
he lets it out, and the thing's hot. What do

00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:56.559
you mean he lets it out? He opens the box. What,

00:20:56.559 --> 00:20:59.359
is he nuts? Well, it's a horror movie. Why would

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you open that box? It's a fucking horror movie.

00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:03.339
No, it sounds like, what's it called? He's going

00:21:03.339 --> 00:21:06.400
crazy. Was it a guy or a girl dummy? It was a

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guy. Both were guys. And the dummy was weird

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because the dummy had a real kind of evil looking

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face to begin with. Not really a nice looking

00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:19.720
kind thing, you know? And then he's eventually

00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.619
telling them, you better go kill that fucking

00:21:21.619 --> 00:21:25.640
guy. Dude, it's so funny. Larry pulls up in a

00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:30.609
Twilight Zone episode. Larry's seen six movies,

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and one of them's magic. We used to do the best

00:21:35.809 --> 00:21:38.250
bit when I'd explain movies to him. He's like,

00:21:38.369 --> 00:21:41.269
you ever seen magic? I was like, dude, I was

00:21:41.269 --> 00:21:44.069
four. I don't know what you're talking about.

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That scared the shit out of me. Yeah, I bet you

00:21:46.670 --> 00:21:50.670
it did. And that's why you got Groucho. And that's

00:21:50.670 --> 00:21:52.390
why you just let every piece... Actually, the

00:21:52.390 --> 00:21:55.349
Groucho is my brother's. Mine? You remember Lester,

00:21:55.509 --> 00:21:57.789
the black guy? Yeah, we talked about this. Yeah,

00:21:57.789 --> 00:22:00.289
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, we had a black

00:22:00.289 --> 00:22:02.269
one. Why do you have a black one? Why do you

00:22:02.269 --> 00:22:03.490
think? That's what we have for Christmas. Because

00:22:03.490 --> 00:22:07.569
that's who he associated with. It just happens

00:22:07.569 --> 00:22:11.589
to be what we have. There's more bloodline. The

00:22:11.589 --> 00:22:13.829
opposite of a Viking. I can see you on Christmas

00:22:13.829 --> 00:22:18.279
morning though. Why is mine black? Just slapping

00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:21.900
everybody around and getting drunk. Colt 45.

00:22:23.059 --> 00:22:26.579
Typical African -American Christmas. That's what

00:22:26.579 --> 00:22:30.400
I was sold. The mom smokes crack, the dad drinks

00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.140
Colt 45, and all the kids get slapped. Typical

00:22:33.140 --> 00:22:37.000
African -American Christmas. Merry Christmas,

00:22:37.460 --> 00:22:40.380
you fucking communist. Did you say happy Christmas?

00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.369
Yes, he did. Do you want to slap him or should

00:22:42.369 --> 00:22:44.210
I slap him? I hope people don't say that happy

00:22:44.210 --> 00:22:47.710
holidays shit anymore. Happy fucking holidays.

00:22:47.750 --> 00:22:50.990
Does it really matter? No. No, but I just like

00:22:50.990 --> 00:22:52.950
when people say Merry Christmas. You know, and

00:22:52.950 --> 00:22:56.509
I like when I get my ass kicked. Telling everybody

00:22:56.509 --> 00:22:59.829
to do it. You know, if they say happy holidays,

00:23:00.009 --> 00:23:02.400
you just tell them you're going to hell. just

00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:06.680
sneaking around. Sneaking? Yeah. I got like foreign

00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:10.059
shorts on and they say happy holidays. And the

00:23:10.059 --> 00:23:13.240
O is right in the ass. There's actually some

00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:17.230
like four decent looking broads in my job. Jesus,

00:23:17.470 --> 00:23:21.230
I mean, we cannot get two weeks without somebody

00:23:21.230 --> 00:23:24.150
wanting to sexually harass somebody on this show.

00:23:24.650 --> 00:23:27.130
There's four women I can sexually harass. Why

00:23:27.130 --> 00:23:29.630
does this guy keep walking around? Why does he

00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:31.950
come out of the women's bathroom? Is there an

00:23:31.950 --> 00:23:35.410
HR department? Huh? Is there an HR department?

00:23:35.650 --> 00:23:38.529
Yeah, me. That's it? Oh, well then you're fine.

00:23:39.109 --> 00:23:45.029
Homo resources. Yeah. Oh, man. He's like, ah,

00:23:45.049 --> 00:23:48.039
man. I fit right in. So you won't get fired.

00:23:48.660 --> 00:23:51.299
If he does what? If he's human resources, he'll

00:23:51.299 --> 00:23:54.380
be fined. But if he does what, Larry? He could

00:23:54.380 --> 00:23:57.640
sexually harass those women. How can he, Larry?

00:23:57.779 --> 00:24:01.160
He's correct. Wait a second. Let's break this

00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:03.700
down for a minute. How can he sexually harass

00:24:03.700 --> 00:24:06.680
them, Larry? If he's had human resources... You

00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:10.559
can't even speak. If he's human resources...

00:24:11.809 --> 00:24:15.369
Okay. What will fly? What will fly? Everything.

00:24:16.170 --> 00:24:19.130
Anything. Sniffing off his chairs. Yeah. He's

00:24:19.130 --> 00:24:21.490
right. Does that fly? He's correct. All right.

00:24:21.690 --> 00:24:23.829
Taking the toilet seat when the hot girl goes

00:24:23.829 --> 00:24:29.309
in there after she's in the washroom. I'm correct.

00:24:29.390 --> 00:24:33.190
He's not saying anything. No, but that's... Actually,

00:24:33.950 --> 00:24:36.950
I'll use him as my patty. He's my Jack Rubenstein,

00:24:37.029 --> 00:24:41.980
actually. No, seriously. Jack Larry style. Foot

00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:45.559
cams. You can do whatever you want. Huh? Because

00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:48.180
you're HR you can do whatever you want. What

00:24:48.180 --> 00:24:53.579
are they gonna do turn you in complain? We look

00:24:53.579 --> 00:24:56.500
the case over and I decided that I'm gonna let

00:24:56.500 --> 00:24:59.599
myself slide on this one. I was a witness. I

00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:05.099
was there. I was the person You can't be the

00:25:05.099 --> 00:25:08.720
perpetrator and the witness. I kind of can be

00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:17.390
I had a camera set up And you say, well, so did

00:25:17.390 --> 00:25:21.369
I. There we go, you like that one. I'm a pervert

00:25:21.369 --> 00:25:25.170
in two dimensions. I saw a couple of Porto Potti

00:25:25.170 --> 00:25:28.400
arguments. Porta potty arguments. Yeah work.

00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:29.960
Well, you know how people write in the wall.

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.160
Oh art porta potty art Well, but they were no

00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:35.420
we talked about arguments arguments. Well, what

00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:38.200
you asshole Well, the one thing is you you turn

00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:40.160
a door like you take a piss and you turn to the

00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:42.440
door I grant your eyes and with someone wrote

00:25:42.440 --> 00:25:47.099
my penis rub the handle whoops Good luck, it's

00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:50.099
so cold out. Your dick's like that big. And I

00:25:50.099 --> 00:25:53.000
know, because I shit outside. If your meat can

00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.400
touch the door handle, don't touch it. Seriously,

00:25:55.940 --> 00:25:57.980
man. Dude, those porta potties are tiny, dude.

00:25:58.099 --> 00:25:59.400
Like, how are you even supposed to move around

00:25:59.400 --> 00:26:02.680
in them things? Move around? Well, yeah. First

00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:04.740
of all, I want to start a company that does heated

00:26:04.740 --> 00:26:07.640
porta potties and takes care of them good, but

00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.440
it costs good money. Well, they already have

00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:13.819
them. OK, and? You don't have them. I don't have

00:26:13.819 --> 00:26:15.700
them. They're nice. So you gotta market them

00:26:15.700 --> 00:26:17.920
to some people. They don't put it in the shit

00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:20.460
jobs that you do. Rich people, my ass. No, the

00:26:20.460 --> 00:26:22.000
rich people, they're the ones that pay for those

00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:25.329
things. Because when they have parties... Normal

00:26:25.329 --> 00:26:27.410
rich folk don't want to take a shit. I used to

00:26:27.410 --> 00:26:29.869
work for this guy Marty He would fucking come

00:26:29.869 --> 00:26:32.250
out anytime there was a part of our cameras and

00:26:32.250 --> 00:26:37.250
all of our porta potty Just bring them to the

00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:43.009
women's college These guys have the porta potty

00:26:43.009 --> 00:26:50.329
contract and the women's laundry Real Hugh Hefner

00:26:52.089 --> 00:26:55.450
Sorry Larry, I didn't mean to cut you off. Oh,

00:26:55.450 --> 00:26:58.170
but no, the porta -potty argument I saw. Oh yeah,

00:26:58.430 --> 00:27:00.269
back to that. Somebody put like Trump won, and

00:27:00.269 --> 00:27:03.099
then somebody like... They put like a mean face,

00:27:03.420 --> 00:27:06.299
like Trump's a pedo. And they're just arguing

00:27:06.299 --> 00:27:08.400
back and forth, so somebody keeps going back

00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:10.039
in there. So wait a second, now you're involved?

00:27:10.660 --> 00:27:13.240
So where people shit in this room, you're involved

00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:16.059
in writing things on the wall. Well, no, I take

00:27:16.059 --> 00:27:17.599
a piss and I'm reading, because you can tell.

00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:19.339
Oh, you didn't write? The same people come back

00:27:19.339 --> 00:27:20.900
in there. Did you write? No, I didn't write anything.

00:27:21.299 --> 00:27:22.180
Oh, OK. They come back in there. My parents probably

00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:24.279
don't even know who they're arguing with. My

00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:27.640
favorite, right behind... the toilet tunnel to

00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:40.700
Mexico? Or the arrow. Look over here, you're

00:27:40.700 --> 00:27:47.470
gay. Yeah, it's very funny. And when you first

00:27:47.470 --> 00:27:50.650
get a shitter on site, it makes me laugh for

00:27:50.650 --> 00:27:53.690
like six months. Here's what I do. Here's what

00:27:53.690 --> 00:27:56.390
I do. Oh boy. It's way funny. I drill a hole

00:27:56.390 --> 00:28:02.690
in the side and I pull up to be Tara. What do

00:28:02.690 --> 00:28:05.210
you do? I'm waiting for this asshole to fucking

00:28:05.210 --> 00:28:09.650
stop. It's not even worth it now. It's always

00:28:09.650 --> 00:28:12.460
worth it. I always like to do this, like, if

00:28:12.460 --> 00:28:15.099
it's a festival or something, all kinds of families

00:28:15.099 --> 00:28:17.880
and people in line. I always come out of the

00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:20.779
thing and I say real loud, the bathroom was nice,

00:28:22.059 --> 00:28:26.019
but the soap in the sink didn't really lather

00:28:26.019 --> 00:28:30.400
up. And then, you know, like you're... I don't

00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:36.029
understand what you mean. Yeah, exactly. You

00:28:36.029 --> 00:28:38.750
wash your hands in the urinal. The sink was too

00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:42.930
low and the soap didn't really lather up. The

00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:47.170
pock. You just said that mint didn't taste very

00:28:47.170 --> 00:28:50.430
good. Well, no, because any idiot would know

00:28:50.430 --> 00:28:52.849
that. You shouldn't wash your hands in the urinal.

00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:58.160
Yeah, but that's the funny part. Oh, yeah. Excuse

00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:01.200
me. He puts a little kid after you. Yeah. Another

00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:04.039
thing I just want to do is scream at the top

00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:07.299
of your lungs, you know, while you're in a, you

00:29:07.299 --> 00:29:09.700
know, at a restaurant, bathroom or something,

00:29:10.339 --> 00:29:13.380
as you piss. A unisex or a regular one? Anywhere,

00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:15.519
but you just scream at the top of your lungs

00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:17.680
and then you come out of the bathroom like nothing

00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:21.400
like normal. Everyone's looking at you. Well,

00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:22.859
why would you do that? Then you got to eat with

00:29:22.859 --> 00:29:26.380
Mary. I know. That's kind of weird, man. Poor

00:29:26.380 --> 00:29:29.119
fucking Mary. She gets really mad. She's like,

00:29:29.339 --> 00:29:31.740
I was a lawyer. I was a lawyer, and I'm with

00:29:31.740 --> 00:29:36.079
this retard. Like somebody, please. She's going

00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:38.299
to start taking you down to Michigan Avenue and

00:29:38.299 --> 00:29:41.099
let you wander around. Larry, I'm going to go

00:29:41.099 --> 00:29:43.400
in this store. Why do you do that? And I go,

00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:46.019
it's a joke. You know, like I got BD and I'm...

00:29:46.009 --> 00:29:48.009
It really hurts when I piss and she goes, yeah,

00:29:48.109 --> 00:29:52.309
I get it. But why do you do it? It's not really

00:29:52.309 --> 00:29:54.490
a great joke when you just embarrass your wife.

00:29:54.650 --> 00:29:57.349
And you're a sugar baby. Dude, first of all,

00:29:57.650 --> 00:30:00.789
this guy is the supreme leader of the sugar babies.

00:30:01.230 --> 00:30:04.109
He completely disparages his wife, who pays all

00:30:04.109 --> 00:30:07.150
the bills. You just said you just did. Wonderful

00:30:07.150 --> 00:30:10.049
to her. You just told us how you do it. Sounds

00:30:10.049 --> 00:30:13.990
like it. Yeah. You embarrass her. That's just

00:30:13.990 --> 00:30:16.890
a little joking around. Not at all. You have

00:30:16.890 --> 00:30:19.490
to eat food there. Hopefully it's after you're

00:30:19.490 --> 00:30:21.210
done eating. And then everybody looks at your

00:30:21.210 --> 00:30:23.410
hands. It would be funny if you went out and

00:30:23.410 --> 00:30:29.480
rubbed her face. That would be great. Now, there

00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:31.759
you go. You want to make it uncomfortable. Oh,

00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:33.980
man. I learned it from one of my friends, this

00:30:33.980 --> 00:30:35.599
guy Aldo, I used to work with. He used to rub

00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:38.779
your face? No, he used to scream real loud at

00:30:38.779 --> 00:30:40.960
the... Good guy, huh? Yeah, I mean, this guy

00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:43.500
sounds top notch. He was so funny, man. Yeah,

00:30:43.579 --> 00:30:46.619
it sounds real funny, Larry. Did he just yell

00:30:46.619 --> 00:30:49.859
at people while they were working? No, man, like

00:30:49.859 --> 00:30:51.960
the boss brought us to a restaurant or something

00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:55.299
for lunch, like a Denny's or some shit. That's

00:30:55.299 --> 00:30:57.579
where your boss brings you. I don't know. You

00:30:57.579 --> 00:30:59.539
don't know? Green fucking restaurant. I mean,

00:30:59.660 --> 00:31:01.400
I know what restaurants are. I don't know what

00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:03.640
fucking place, but you know, one of those places

00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:05.359
that might have used to have been in Denny's

00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:07.700
or something. A Greek restaurant? Yeah. Dude,

00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:10.259
this is like, they don't exist anymore. Not many

00:31:10.259 --> 00:31:11.960
of them. Like a Greek restaurant. Like Geno's.

00:31:11.980 --> 00:31:14.200
Oh, like a Greek restaurant. Not like Denny's

00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:17.759
at all. Completely over here. Like Dino's or

00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:19.599
something. I mean, it feels like I'm interrogating

00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.319
a fucking retard right now. Well, why are you

00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:23.759
interrogating me? What's the difference? Because

00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.819
I'm asking you questions, and all of a sudden

00:31:25.819 --> 00:31:27.619
you're like Denny's. And then he's like, yeah,

00:31:27.700 --> 00:31:28.420
because I want to go to the phone. But he would

00:31:28.420 --> 00:31:30.839
do it at any restaurant, any given place. There

00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.500
we go. Actually, this guy, he would fucking drink

00:31:34.500 --> 00:31:36.859
a lot, obviously. And we would take drugs at

00:31:36.859 --> 00:31:41.059
work. I mean, the plot thickens. And one time,

00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.200
he's like, hey, Larry, can you do me a favor?

00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:49.460
You know, you do, you can handle saying, you

00:31:49.460 --> 00:31:51.400
know, we used to do hardwood floors. You can

00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.160
handle doing this floor. I can't handle it. I'm

00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:56.980
going to take a nap. And the people weren't home,

00:31:56.980 --> 00:31:59.819
you know? And so he goes into their fucking bedroom

00:31:59.819 --> 00:32:03.359
and he literally strips down naked and gets in

00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:07.000
their bed and he's under the covers asleep. And

00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.380
the people come home. Oh my God. And I'm trying,

00:32:10.579 --> 00:32:12.440
you know, and I'm working. I don't even hear

00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:14.700
him. There's loud machines going and shit and

00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:18.640
they find him in the room. Naked. You know, and

00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:21.000
he's a drunk and he looks like a drunk. He can

00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:23.220
look like Joe Walsh, you know. That's the guy

00:32:23.220 --> 00:32:25.259
I reminded you of. I don't know who Joe Walsh.

00:32:25.529 --> 00:32:29.890
Joe Walsh, the fucking guitar player. The blonde

00:32:29.890 --> 00:32:32.789
hair guy that looks all screwed up. So the people

00:32:32.789 --> 00:32:36.369
were fucking, couldn't believe that a worker

00:32:36.369 --> 00:32:38.930
was naked in their bed. And this guy's dirty,

00:32:39.109 --> 00:32:41.569
you know, sanding floors. They weren't happy?

00:32:42.009 --> 00:32:47.170
No. First of all, what the fuck is going on here

00:32:47.170 --> 00:32:49.430
that you just let some guy go upstairs and get

00:32:49.430 --> 00:32:51.109
naked in the bedroom? It wasn't upstairs, it

00:32:51.109 --> 00:32:55.319
was a one level, huge ranch type place. Did you

00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:59.019
see him get naked? No, but I saw him after Matt.

00:32:59.619 --> 00:33:03.200
I saw the aftermath. And Marty's like, what the

00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:05.460
fuck is wrong with you? So he had to pretend

00:33:05.460 --> 00:33:08.440
that he fired Al, because then he couldn't go

00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:11.319
back to that house. And then the next house we

00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:15.480
went to. The next house? Yeah. Because we would

00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.559
go from place to place. I understand how that

00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:20.319
works, Larry, from one place to another. We had

00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.880
a fucked up buffer. One of the buffers was fucked

00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:28.049
up. and the fucking thing plugged it in. I plugged

00:33:28.049 --> 00:33:30.210
it in and the thing turned out and it took one

00:33:30.210 --> 00:33:33.450
full turn and bam, smashed him right in the head.

00:33:33.690 --> 00:33:37.890
Are you a fucking midget? How tall are you? Not

00:33:37.890 --> 00:33:41.509
the other guy. I bet you you were. That is not

00:33:41.509 --> 00:33:44.690
a foul story. Anyways, the next day... The other

00:33:44.690 --> 00:33:48.630
guy was bent over. And the guy goes, the little

00:33:48.630 --> 00:33:50.730
kids are there, you know, watching. They're like,

00:33:50.750 --> 00:33:53.369
mommy, did you see that? And then, you know,

00:33:53.410 --> 00:33:56.349
that's another job that he's like, I don't want

00:33:56.349 --> 00:33:58.509
to go back there tomorrow. I'm so embarrassed

00:33:58.509 --> 00:34:00.529
that that happened to me. Because, you know,

00:34:00.589 --> 00:34:03.630
the guy's just a total fuck up drunk. He's like,

00:34:03.750 --> 00:34:06.029
let me fix these wires. He's down here fucking

00:34:06.029 --> 00:34:10.150
with it. And wham! After he tells me to plug

00:34:10.150 --> 00:34:15.500
it in, you know? Another reason why Larry is

00:34:15.500 --> 00:34:22.659
retarded. Who's your boss hiring you guys? RIP

00:34:22.659 --> 00:34:26.219
Aldo Ferraro too. I mean these guys sound like

00:34:26.219 --> 00:34:29.219
they're wanted in at least two or three warrants.

00:34:30.219 --> 00:34:36.380
Still. Yeah. And they're state and federal. Those

00:34:36.380 --> 00:34:39.099
after death warrants. They wanted these bodies

00:34:39.099 --> 00:34:39.820
sent back to Puerto Rico just for kicking. I

00:34:39.820 --> 00:34:41.840
mean, should we draw attention to Larry's little

00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:43.820
girl's shirt that he's wearing right now? Can

00:34:43.820 --> 00:34:47.219
you show Kiki? It's a gun show. Look it. Do I

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:56.059
look like I care? I mean, dude. No. Man, you

00:34:56.059 --> 00:34:58.739
just took that shirt from some small lady and

00:34:58.739 --> 00:35:04.500
then walk a shot. Walk a shot. There goes her

00:35:04.500 --> 00:35:11.440
Christmas present. Shame on you, Larry. And there's

00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:14.760
a good Waukesha on the screen. Isn't that when

00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.559
they had the latest fucking massacre recently?

00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:22.460
I don't know. Waukesha? Wisconsin? I don't know.

00:35:22.619 --> 00:35:25.960
Did they have a massacre? Didn't they? What do

00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:28.079
you mean? I don't know. Something in Wisconsin?

00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:30.079
I mean, come on, how about this? Where was the

00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.579
last one? Where was that Brown University? I

00:35:32.579 --> 00:35:35.440
was just about to talk about that. Pennsylvania?

00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:38.760
Rhode Island? Rhode Island, yeah. Providence.

00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:41.780
Bunch of idiots. And the president there makes

00:35:41.780 --> 00:35:44.230
a shit ton of cash? She makes, I don't know,

00:35:44.289 --> 00:35:46.489
how many millions a year. How about the cop that's

00:35:46.489 --> 00:35:48.750
involved or his nephew just got sentenced to

00:35:48.750 --> 00:35:51.230
22 years for dealing fentanyl? Yeah. And how

00:35:51.230 --> 00:35:53.550
about this? Really? I didn't see that. They said,

00:35:53.550 --> 00:35:55.869
oh, he yelled something out, but no one will

00:35:55.869 --> 00:35:58.489
say, oh, he yelled out Ali Akbar. They won't

00:35:58.489 --> 00:36:01.750
put that on the news. Allah. Whatever. Ali Akbar.

00:36:02.090 --> 00:36:05.889
Ali Ali Akbar. Ali Akbar. Someone you show you're

00:36:05.889 --> 00:36:12.179
nuts. Like a rock concert. Ali Akbar. Anyway,

00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:23.579
you're nuts in your gooch That's actually good

00:36:23.579 --> 00:36:29.239
So yeah, you know and that's how that goes that's

00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:32.860
how what goes They won't fucking come out and

00:36:32.860 --> 00:36:35.980
say so they won't say won't admit that he said

00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:40.019
that First of all, I don't give a fuck about

00:36:40.019 --> 00:36:41.320
that. Do you know what happened to this guy?

00:36:41.780 --> 00:36:46.199
Oh, he said this guy goes inside a storage unit

00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:52.380
kills himself and that's it It couldn't be faker.

00:36:53.179 --> 00:36:56.329
It's fake It's a movie, Larry. They're pushing

00:36:56.329 --> 00:36:59.630
Muslim shit, man. Dude, this is predictive programming

00:36:59.630 --> 00:37:03.489
101. They're MK Ultra people right now. Listen,

00:37:03.750 --> 00:37:06.469
when they call you a Nazi, it's easier to kill

00:37:06.469 --> 00:37:08.369
you because you're not killing a human, you're

00:37:08.369 --> 00:37:11.250
killing a Nazi. You know what I mean? They put

00:37:11.250 --> 00:37:14.369
these monikers on you. They just voted in England.

00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:18.019
Man, hopefully get rid of all the n -words and

00:37:18.019 --> 00:37:20.980
the fuckin' shines and coons. Not that. They

00:37:20.980 --> 00:37:23.840
voted - Muzzies, too. Actually, the Muzzies.

00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.719
To be done with jury trials. That's great. They

00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:29.860
want the judge to be the final state. Listen,

00:37:30.179 --> 00:37:32.920
first of all - If you say - Oh my god, that's

00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:37.800
dangerous. Niger or Muzzle's Bed. Nigerian. Niger?

00:37:38.420 --> 00:37:42.300
Man. People to Nigerians? You think it was called

00:37:42.300 --> 00:37:45.380
Niger because somebody stole the other G? Yeah.

00:37:46.019 --> 00:37:59.619
You know how they are. That shit adds up. I'm

00:37:59.619 --> 00:38:04.000
sorry. That's a good one. Dude, that's a good

00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:07.179
stand up there. You opened with that one? Oh,

00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:12.800
yeah. It sets the tone. That's a good joke, Larry.

00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:17.780
Did you hear what I said? What? I had a response

00:38:17.780 --> 00:38:20.739
to that. Okay, what was it? I don't remember

00:38:20.739 --> 00:38:23.559
now, but it was funny. It went along with it.

00:38:23.820 --> 00:38:26.500
Okay. I said, oh, yeah, you know how they are.

00:38:26.739 --> 00:38:30.539
And then you said... Larry. Larry, what... Okay,

00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:32.639
how about this? What predictions do you have

00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:36.119
for next year? Two of them. Predictions you have

00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:39.000
for next year. We'll start with Larry. You do

00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:41.760
one, and then we'll go one along. And they can

00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.679
be the most outrageous thing ever, because of

00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:46.559
the world's climate right now where we're at.

00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:49.340
The craziest shit's coming out. Think about this.

00:38:49.860 --> 00:38:51.980
Shooters, this brown shooter guy we were just

00:38:51.980 --> 00:38:54.719
talking about, and then all of a sudden that

00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:58.360
guy at MIT gets killed in Massachusetts, and

00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:02.059
then... Oh, the MIT guy. The Epstein and the

00:39:02.059 --> 00:39:05.559
fucking, uh... I like how they link that guy

00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:09.139
to the other guy. Brown and then MIT, which is

00:39:09.139 --> 00:39:11.559
completely farcical. It's the most farcical thing

00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:14.599
you'll ever hear. Such bullshit. Listen, all

00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:16.909
that shit's fake and gay. That's all it is. And

00:39:16.909 --> 00:39:19.190
then stupid Dan Bongino, I'm leaving so I can

00:39:19.190 --> 00:39:22.269
go back to podcasting. Like, dude, we podcast

00:39:22.269 --> 00:39:25.510
and we're a bunch of fucking faggots. You're

00:39:25.510 --> 00:39:28.449
a faggot. You're a faggot, too. Retarded faggot.

00:39:28.550 --> 00:39:31.989
This guy is. But wait, wait. Bongino is saying

00:39:31.989 --> 00:39:34.869
that that's why he's leaving? No, he's just leaving.

00:39:35.130 --> 00:39:36.809
I think that's the reason. He's out of there

00:39:36.809 --> 00:39:38.730
because shit's not happening the way he wants

00:39:38.730 --> 00:39:43.530
to. Yeah. Well, oh, boo hoo. I'm gonna be on

00:39:43.530 --> 00:39:45.530
my podcast and I'm gonna be like I'm the toughest

00:39:45.530 --> 00:39:48.750
motherfucker because I had a detail on Hillary

00:39:48.750 --> 00:39:51.889
Clinton and I was head on fucking Obama and this

00:39:51.889 --> 00:39:54.809
is fucking proven and then oh I can't go under

00:39:54.809 --> 00:39:57.389
Trump it's so hard to do this get the fuck out

00:39:57.389 --> 00:40:00.829
of here. Such the bullshit worst stuff. So wait

00:40:00.829 --> 00:40:02.929
what are you saying why is he leaving? Because

00:40:02.929 --> 00:40:05.710
he's a gay faggot. What was his fucking excuse?

00:40:06.110 --> 00:40:07.969
I don't care what his excuse was. Cash Patel

00:40:07.969 --> 00:40:15.510
was a bad kisser. His lips stink like poop. I

00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:17.750
don't know, man. It doesn't really matter. These

00:40:17.750 --> 00:40:19.250
fucking people. I thought you might add something

00:40:19.250 --> 00:40:21.710
to the story. Okay, but listen though. You want

00:40:21.710 --> 00:40:23.849
to play guitar in Jane's Addiction and then you

00:40:23.849 --> 00:40:25.269
get to play it and you're like, you know what?

00:40:25.289 --> 00:40:27.730
These guys are too fucking weird for me. And

00:40:27.730 --> 00:40:30.050
I quit the band. How can I like it? Is that a

00:40:30.050 --> 00:40:33.429
good analogy? You understand what I mean, Larry?

00:40:33.590 --> 00:40:35.610
Like, you fucking, you start playing guitar in

00:40:35.610 --> 00:40:38.389
a band, and then they're just too weird. The

00:40:38.389 --> 00:40:40.969
band's like, ah, we like to finger each other's

00:40:40.969 --> 00:40:43.829
asses and pee on each other. And you're like,

00:40:44.030 --> 00:40:46.869
ah, man, you know what, I'm good, dude. I'm not

00:40:46.869 --> 00:40:50.349
a homo. But you look like a chick, but one hit

00:40:50.349 --> 00:40:54.030
wonders. We were talking about this. So Kiki

00:40:54.030 --> 00:40:55.829
and I were talking about with these one hit wonders,

00:40:55.949 --> 00:40:57.710
if they didn't want to sell their souls to the

00:40:57.710 --> 00:40:59.889
Jews or the devil. And that's why they were one

00:40:59.889 --> 00:41:02.860
hit wonder. Isn't that crazy? Especially back

00:41:02.860 --> 00:41:04.380
in the day. Why are they? Because they didn't

00:41:04.380 --> 00:41:08.780
want to sell their songs? Yes. So they were only

00:41:08.780 --> 00:41:12.179
allowed one hit. And it didn't progress any further

00:41:12.179 --> 00:41:14.119
than that, right? What do you think about? This

00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:15.199
is something we were just talking about. It drives

00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:19.199
you crazy. A lot of those people that get a hit,

00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:22.039
it's like you're almost better off being in an

00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.000
underground band than getting a hit because then

00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:27.519
you're always chasing another hit that you never

00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:30.699
get. And they end up... going nuts and committing

00:41:30.699 --> 00:41:32.820
suicide and shit. I don't know about that. Because

00:41:32.820 --> 00:41:35.760
they want that hit, man. Drugs. It's the ultimate

00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:37.219
fucking - Yeah, but the thing is, it's not the

00:41:37.219 --> 00:41:40.400
one -hit wonder, Larry. It's not the band. The

00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:42.820
band has a one -hit wonder. They have 11 more

00:41:42.820 --> 00:41:46.019
songs, 12 more songs. They don't want to sell

00:41:46.019 --> 00:41:47.820
their soul to the devil. They weren't allowed

00:41:47.820 --> 00:41:50.440
to get those hits anymore. Yeah, but here's the

00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:54.630
thing. The guy that wrote the song... that's

00:41:54.630 --> 00:41:58.050
not in on it and doesn't know. Who doesn't? Whoa.

00:41:58.369 --> 00:42:01.070
Well, listen, the guy that doesn't sell his soul.

00:42:01.130 --> 00:42:03.110
Wait a second. He has the ability. Turn a little

00:42:03.110 --> 00:42:05.269
bit more to your right. Let the light shine on

00:42:05.269 --> 00:42:07.409
that. He thinks he has the ability to get another

00:42:07.409 --> 00:42:09.130
hit, you know? Well, no. And he drives him nuts,

00:42:09.190 --> 00:42:11.010
and they end up killing himself, and that's part

00:42:11.010 --> 00:42:12.389
of the devil's trick. I know, you just said that

00:42:12.389 --> 00:42:15.010
twice. Well, then fucking get the shit out of

00:42:15.010 --> 00:42:18.909
your ears, jackass. What? No, but that's the

00:42:18.909 --> 00:42:21.090
whole point, though, is they're not, they didn't

00:42:21.090 --> 00:42:24.650
want to sell their soul. because otherwise they

00:42:24.650 --> 00:42:26.530
would have had that double multiple hits. Yeah,

00:42:26.530 --> 00:42:27.969
they don't want to give up their solar, they

00:42:27.969 --> 00:42:29.929
don't want to give up their shackles. Because

00:42:29.929 --> 00:42:32.010
they also do have to do like gay stuff, and they

00:42:32.010 --> 00:42:34.909
have to do even weird bestiality. I don't even

00:42:34.909 --> 00:42:36.769
fuck about reality. Like you said, they end up

00:42:36.769 --> 00:42:39.289
trying to chase that shit, and they get them

00:42:39.289 --> 00:42:42.010
in the end anyways. Yeah, that's what we're saying.

00:42:43.070 --> 00:42:45.190
Exactly. No matter whichever way they go. Hook

00:42:45.190 --> 00:42:48.199
or hook. They're gonna get your butthole if you're

00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:51.619
a man or a woman. They took the high road. Whoa,

00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:56.579
slow down there. They make millions and they

00:42:56.579 --> 00:42:59.440
go crazy and they fuck up their whole life, or

00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.960
they go the other way and they're just destitute

00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:03.539
and lowlife. Larry, we know this, but you're

00:43:03.539 --> 00:43:05.800
not understanding the simplicity of what we're

00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:08.480
saying. is that, okay, we understand that people

00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:10.320
get this money and stuff, but the people that

00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:14.880
don't want to accept the Lord, Satan, or... Yeah,

00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.099
and that's the way Satan still gets them either

00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:20.329
way. I understand that, but there's also people

00:43:20.329 --> 00:43:23.909
that just left the business because they couldn't

00:43:23.909 --> 00:43:26.230
deal with that shit. That's what I'm saying.

00:43:26.650 --> 00:43:29.630
Not everybody accepted that path or route. Do

00:43:29.630 --> 00:43:31.630
you understand what I mean? And there are people

00:43:31.630 --> 00:43:33.630
that walked away, and yeah, they don't want to

00:43:33.630 --> 00:43:36.369
get raped in the ass by Diddy. Like Bone Thugs

00:43:36.369 --> 00:43:40.690
in Harmony. Uncle Charlie? Uncle Charlie and

00:43:40.690 --> 00:43:46.650
the Boys. Pork chop, pork chop, chicken legs

00:43:46.650 --> 00:43:48.829
and chitlins. They actually were pretty good.

00:43:49.369 --> 00:43:53.130
Yeah. Bone thugs? Yeah. My friend Ujavu, that's

00:43:53.130 --> 00:43:56.389
his favorite band. Huh? Ujavu, that's his favorite

00:43:56.389 --> 00:43:59.230
band. He's still in prison. Oh, remember this

00:43:59.230 --> 00:44:01.690
is the guy that was in prison, the Indian guy.

00:44:02.090 --> 00:44:05.230
Did we send those ruffles or what? Ruffies. Did

00:44:05.230 --> 00:44:09.980
you meet Ujavu? Yeah, we did. Yeah, we were in

00:44:09.980 --> 00:44:12.920
Syria. He was in a cage like don't worry brother.

00:44:12.940 --> 00:44:19.260
We'll get you The worst gig I ever did out there

00:44:19.260 --> 00:44:22.559
in the town square at the little festival this

00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.920
last summer I mean, no their job was there was

00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:30.059
he yeah without his parole officer They let him

00:44:30.059 --> 00:44:32.280
out. Yeah, he got up for good behavior. I mean

00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:34.679
there was a school like not even a hundred yards

00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:38.500
away I don't think I met him I mean, Larry shouldn't

00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:40.699
even been there. There was a school 202 yards

00:44:40.699 --> 00:44:43.460
away. You know you travel, right? Yeah, man.

00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:48.360
I tried to call ICE on him. Aw, man. I think

00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:52.500
he's a legal citizen. Aw, man. I think he is

00:44:52.500 --> 00:44:55.579
legal. He's what? I think he's a legal citizen.

00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:58.340
I mean, you shouldn't say that. I mean, it sounds

00:44:58.340 --> 00:45:01.079
so... Was it illegal or legal? Is that illegal?

00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:03.940
I don't know, man. You don't even know. Why are

00:45:03.940 --> 00:45:09.099
you so pale? Look at how pale he is. He's gonna

00:45:09.099 --> 00:45:12.739
die, man. What's this? He's gonna fucking die.

00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:17.500
Why? I don't know. Look at how pale I am. I don't

00:45:17.500 --> 00:45:19.940
know what my face looks like, but my hands are

00:45:19.940 --> 00:45:21.900
fucking white as shit. You're pale as shit, dude.

00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:27.820
Whiter than fucking all get -out. I don't know,

00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:29.480
you know? I know we don't know. Some of those

00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:33.260
things, it's like... You're pale one day and

00:45:33.260 --> 00:45:37.139
then the next day you're fucking taking land

00:45:37.139 --> 00:45:42.920
from the Indians I mean, that's what we do. That's

00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.260
what we're known for. Right? That's land grab.

00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:50.300
I mean technically the land grab is pretty mutual

00:45:50.300 --> 00:45:56.940
Why did you have to bring that up? You are a

00:45:56.940 --> 00:45:58.900
grown man working a job. You're trying to dig

00:45:58.900 --> 00:46:02.159
into my pockets. He's a good baby. That's all

00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:03.659
right, call the cops on him. That would be great

00:46:03.659 --> 00:46:06.840
if we called the cops on him. Here he is, officer.

00:46:06.900 --> 00:46:09.760
Someone's going to think it's real. It's a rubber

00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:11.460
baby out there. Actually, you know what you should

00:46:11.460 --> 00:46:13.780
do? You should go rob a bank and then put a gun

00:46:13.780 --> 00:46:16.099
to his head and try to get out that way. Yeah,

00:46:16.360 --> 00:46:19.940
good idea. That's what you should do. My friend

00:46:19.940 --> 00:46:22.039
Chris. Oh, why do you have a Kabbalah bracelet

00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:26.289
on? I know. He's a fucking... He has a Kabbalah

00:46:26.289 --> 00:46:29.389
bracelet. You know what that is, Kiki? This thing?

00:46:29.530 --> 00:46:32.869
Yeah. Yeah. It's a guy who's wearing the shooter

00:46:32.869 --> 00:46:37.449
at Thomas Massey Crooks or Thomas Crooks Massey.

00:46:37.469 --> 00:46:40.150
He's involved in all kinds of nefarious shit.

00:46:40.309 --> 00:46:41.969
Yeah. First of all, he's African. He's one of

00:46:41.969 --> 00:46:44.630
the Boulay. You know what the Boulay is? He's

00:46:44.630 --> 00:46:48.789
got his first Boulay. The Boulay is the Black,

00:46:48.789 --> 00:46:52.789
Brown, James, Black, Freemasons. Oh, man. Because

00:46:52.789 --> 00:46:57.079
Black's in... small hats muslims the jews the

00:46:57.079 --> 00:47:00.940
muzzies they're not allowed yeah first of all

00:47:00.940 --> 00:47:05.340
well i saw i saw a pictures of fake jay -z and

00:47:05.340 --> 00:47:09.059
everybody had a fucking they were they were at

00:47:09.059 --> 00:47:11.880
a masonic meeting they may have been there with

00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:14.500
the aprons and everything really okay aprons

00:47:14.500 --> 00:47:17.400
jay -z you know the fucking i don't think they're

00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:21.260
allowed though no they don't let you know they

00:47:21.260 --> 00:47:24.820
have their own little clubs But they have to

00:47:24.820 --> 00:47:29.960
be overseen by a man. By a white guy. Well, yeah.

00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:33.679
Oh, another thing I wanted to add to my list.

00:47:34.579 --> 00:47:36.019
So my list last week is... You're not fucking

00:47:36.019 --> 00:47:39.019
everything up. No, not at all. So my list last

00:47:39.019 --> 00:47:41.400
week was things women shouldn't do. Do you guys

00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:45.340
remember that? Vaguely. Okay, what things shouldn't

00:47:45.340 --> 00:47:49.679
women do? Drive. Yep. Vote. There we go. Serving

00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:57.409
cops. Lady Genevieve Cobb. You know why? You

00:47:57.409 --> 00:48:00.230
are more likely to be shot by a lady cop than

00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:04.369
a black guy. How about the guy that got shot?

00:48:04.550 --> 00:48:07.769
The guy in Australia. Oh, come on, that's a false

00:48:07.769 --> 00:48:12.409
flag event. No, but... The lady cops are just

00:48:12.409 --> 00:48:14.710
standing there all quiet now. I told you, when

00:48:14.710 --> 00:48:18.889
she pulled the muscle, make it a sandwich. No,

00:48:19.369 --> 00:48:23.130
somebody that disarmed the bad guy, took a gun

00:48:23.130 --> 00:48:25.989
from the bad guy, and then the bitch shot him.

00:48:26.110 --> 00:48:28.530
So one muzzy took it from another muzzy. And

00:48:28.530 --> 00:48:30.449
then she shot the wrong guy. You know what that's

00:48:30.449 --> 00:48:32.989
like? It's like the Spider -Man movie where they're

00:48:32.989 --> 00:48:38.250
all pointing at each other. This muzzy, this

00:48:38.250 --> 00:48:40.289
muzzy, and then this laser shot. Yeah, they have

00:48:40.289 --> 00:48:43.190
this footage where they show this guy wrestles

00:48:43.190 --> 00:48:46.349
a gun away from this guy, and he doesn't shoot

00:48:46.349 --> 00:48:48.690
him. The other guy that he takes the gun from

00:48:48.690 --> 00:48:51.670
walks away backwards. He never turns his back

00:48:51.670 --> 00:48:54.050
on him. He's like, don't shoot. But you understand

00:48:54.050 --> 00:48:56.949
that video could be... Everything's cool, and

00:48:56.949 --> 00:49:00.809
then he gets shot by a female cop. Larry, you

00:49:00.809 --> 00:49:02.570
know, have you ever seen him get shot by the

00:49:02.570 --> 00:49:04.369
female cop? Because I have not. I have not either.

00:49:04.389 --> 00:49:07.389
But video can be manipulated also, Larry, with

00:49:07.389 --> 00:49:09.230
AI and things that the way that they are. You

00:49:09.230 --> 00:49:10.909
should not believe what you see. And that is

00:49:10.909 --> 00:49:13.929
what they want. They want us not to discern what

00:49:13.929 --> 00:49:16.690
is truth and what is reality. But the funny part

00:49:16.690 --> 00:49:18.590
is, though, that they made it a female cop. But

00:49:18.590 --> 00:49:20.329
don't take it personally. I'm just saying this

00:49:20.329 --> 00:49:22.230
is what they're doing to all of us right now.

00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:24.409
They're trying to fucking distort our reality.

00:49:24.650 --> 00:49:26.750
and make us not realize what's fake and real

00:49:26.750 --> 00:49:29.389
anymore. Well, they would feed us all crazy bullshit.

00:49:29.829 --> 00:49:31.969
Well, I mean, yours is all like pizzas and fat

00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:35.610
asses and Asian women. Yeah. You're very, dude,

00:49:35.849 --> 00:49:37.809
I'm telling you, out of the three of us, who

00:49:37.809 --> 00:49:40.050
do you think would fucking cave first to a honey

00:49:40.050 --> 00:49:44.269
pot? Yeah. Well, probably. Well, it depends.

00:49:44.570 --> 00:49:48.389
I'm married, so I wouldn't even. Did you hear

00:49:48.389 --> 00:49:57.909
us both laugh? He's trying to hide it. I mean,

00:49:58.190 --> 00:50:05.590
all of a sudden, Saint Larry of Noassius. Saint

00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:09.789
Larry of Noassius. He has no ass and he doesn't

00:50:09.789 --> 00:50:17.760
get it. What's that? I'm not a lowlife like you

00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:21.079
would be. Oh my gosh. Let me tell you. There

00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:23.380
was a one time - I lied by watching you. Yeah.

00:50:23.699 --> 00:50:26.559
I should make a limerick about Larry. There once

00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:30.440
was a man that was in Poland. He didn't know

00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:33.260
how old these children were. Get the fuck out

00:50:33.260 --> 00:50:36.539
of here. They said this commercial when we were

00:50:36.539 --> 00:50:40.199
kids that the dad comes in, the dad comes in

00:50:40.199 --> 00:50:42.539
the room and catches the kid with some drugs

00:50:42.539 --> 00:50:45.059
and shit. He's like, what the fuck? Where did

00:50:45.059 --> 00:50:47.159
you learn how to do this? And the kid's like,

00:50:47.380 --> 00:50:50.199
from you, dad. And that dude looked dapper. Yeah,

00:50:50.500 --> 00:50:53.179
did you ever see that commercial? No, he had

00:50:53.179 --> 00:50:57.300
a sweater vest on, a collared shirt. Where'd

00:50:57.300 --> 00:50:59.360
you get the sweater vest? It was like a cigar

00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:04.860
box. I learned by watching you. It's just weed.

00:51:06.170 --> 00:51:08.449
Those were great because a lot of those commercials...

00:51:08.449 --> 00:51:10.309
You know how good the dope had to be back then?

00:51:10.489 --> 00:51:12.909
Oh, my God. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. What

00:51:12.909 --> 00:51:16.570
do you mean, oh, yeah? I thought you meant the

00:51:16.570 --> 00:51:21.030
weed. No, come on, sucker. I realized in one

00:51:21.030 --> 00:51:24.710
second... Well, because they called the weed

00:51:24.710 --> 00:51:26.889
dope back then, so I can see your confusion.

00:51:27.809 --> 00:51:30.449
I mean, obviously, this guy smoked 45 bones today.

00:51:30.449 --> 00:51:31.570
But then I realized it's coming from Needles,

00:51:31.650 --> 00:51:33.630
and I know it's fucking... He's talking about

00:51:33.630 --> 00:51:36.309
jobs. We're getting back to the women cops. It's

00:51:36.309 --> 00:51:37.969
funny you guys said that. How many women cops

00:51:37.969 --> 00:51:40.309
do you think you'd fight? Six. How many times?

00:51:40.610 --> 00:51:44.329
Six. Half a midget. I could fight one of them.

00:51:44.349 --> 00:51:46.989
A midget lady. Do you think that? The black woman.

00:51:47.110 --> 00:51:51.769
Oh, yeah. Southside fucking Chantisa. There was

00:51:51.769 --> 00:51:53.949
a video. Southside Chantisa. A black guy got

00:51:53.949 --> 00:51:56.969
pulled over by a man and a woman. And the black

00:51:56.969 --> 00:51:59.630
guy's like, I do have a gun in my pocket. And

00:51:59.630 --> 00:52:01.489
the cop's like, all right. Well, no, the male

00:52:01.489 --> 00:52:03.769
cop's like, all right, step out of the car. He

00:52:03.769 --> 00:52:07.670
gets out. Obeying everything, gets out. The female

00:52:07.670 --> 00:52:09.610
cop's like, all right, I'm going to set you.

00:52:09.789 --> 00:52:12.570
She goes in his pocket, shoots him in the leg,

00:52:13.550 --> 00:52:16.610
grabs the gun, goes off, and shoots the guy in

00:52:16.610 --> 00:52:18.650
the leg, and he wins a lawsuit. Because, yeah,

00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:20.610
she grabbed the gun and pulled the trigger and

00:52:20.610 --> 00:52:23.110
shot the guy. Yeah, it's the same when you think

00:52:23.110 --> 00:52:26.510
of it. Well, when your dick's that big, you know

00:52:26.510 --> 00:52:28.409
what I mean? When your dick is that big and you

00:52:28.409 --> 00:52:31.130
only got this much to do it in two days. Think

00:52:31.130 --> 00:52:34.989
about that. With those little hands. Women should

00:52:34.989 --> 00:52:39.949
not be cops. Disagree or not? I sort of agree,

00:52:40.090 --> 00:52:41.949
because here's the thing. Sort of a yes or no,

00:52:42.110 --> 00:52:44.110
Larry. Don't be a fucking Larry Fentzer. Yeah,

00:52:44.110 --> 00:52:45.650
I agree. I agree, man. The only time they should

00:52:45.650 --> 00:52:47.090
be cops is when they're shit. Sort of is my fucked

00:52:47.090 --> 00:52:51.110
up way of saying yeah, dude. That's a fucked

00:52:51.110 --> 00:52:57.269
smile. That's it. What, Larry? I'm sorry. Nothing,

00:52:57.369 --> 00:52:59.849
nothing. He said the joke. I just laughed at

00:52:59.849 --> 00:53:03.190
it. Okay, that's great, buddy. I didn't say anything,

00:53:03.469 --> 00:53:06.090
man. Hey, you know who's got an OnlyFans number?

00:53:06.349 --> 00:53:09.389
Oh, man. This is where the levels were sinking

00:53:09.389 --> 00:53:12.110
to. Yeah, well, I'll sign you up. We're promoting

00:53:12.110 --> 00:53:16.289
Jew fucking degeneracy. Yeah, well, you know

00:53:16.289 --> 00:53:21.389
what? I forgot her damn name. Jesus, man. Hot

00:53:21.389 --> 00:53:26.889
black chick from a 90s movie. What the hell is

00:53:26.889 --> 00:53:30.309
that? Who is the blonde chick from the Steven

00:53:30.309 --> 00:53:35.889
Tyler Aerosmith video? Liv Tyler? No, Hot Blondchuk.

00:53:36.489 --> 00:53:40.909
She went on to do movies. Bro, I mean... The

00:53:40.909 --> 00:53:43.309
one that married Joe Perry? Where does this go?

00:53:43.610 --> 00:53:45.329
I don't know where the fuck is this story going?

00:53:45.349 --> 00:53:47.670
Well, she did a movie with, like, Mean Girls.

00:53:47.789 --> 00:53:50.969
I forget the name of it. My God, man, this story

00:53:50.969 --> 00:53:55.670
is the craziest story ever. Stacey Dash, you

00:53:55.670 --> 00:53:58.789
know Stacey Dash? The black girl from Mean Girls,

00:53:58.849 --> 00:54:00.900
the black... Check for Mean Girls or something.

00:54:01.219 --> 00:54:04.619
Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash, yes. Oh my God. What

00:54:04.619 --> 00:54:08.219
a rollercoaster. She's gotta be like, what, 40

00:54:08.219 --> 00:54:10.639
-something? Yeah. Maybe she's showing old pictures

00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:12.320
when she was 18 or something. She has pictures

00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:14.380
saved up. A rollercoaster of idiocracy. That's

00:54:14.380 --> 00:54:18.320
what you are. That's it, dude. I think she was

00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:20.840
saving these photos up for years, just doing,

00:54:21.099 --> 00:54:23.139
you know. Saving them up. So she was waiting

00:54:23.139 --> 00:54:28.179
for an OnlyFans. Sherry sent me a thing. Meme

00:54:28.179 --> 00:54:31.260
today and she and it said uh, man you two fuckers

00:54:31.260 --> 00:54:34.679
man. You're making me retarded I swear to god

00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:41.280
If you're uh, if you're spending money on i'm

00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:45.530
only fans because you can just If you're the

00:54:45.530 --> 00:54:47.750
kind of guy... Dude, you just changed the thing.

00:54:48.510 --> 00:54:51.789
I'm changing the beginning. I let you go, dude.

00:54:53.369 --> 00:54:57.050
Shut your fucking pile. I let him go. Shut your

00:54:57.050 --> 00:55:00.250
pile. It says if you're the kind of guy that

00:55:00.250 --> 00:55:03.940
pays for an OnlyFans account... Then you can

00:55:03.940 --> 00:55:06.139
just stop right now and you can just look in

00:55:06.139 --> 00:55:08.480
the mirror if you want to see a pussy or something

00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:15.039
like that It didn't say that you said or something

00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:21.699
it said like this at the end you just said That

00:55:21.699 --> 00:55:28.639
is the wordiest meme I've ever taken 62 I wouldn't

00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:34.400
have made it to the end He just said it was a

00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:36.440
meme. I was just going along with the OnlyFans

00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:38.320
thing you're talking about. I wasn't talking

00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:41.440
about OnlyFans. Dude, it is - The fuck you weren't.

00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:43.440
I wasn't. He was talking about OnlyFans. Well,

00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:44.719
we were talking about - What do you mean the

00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:47.900
fuck? The only - The fuck you weren't. The wrong

00:55:47.900 --> 00:55:49.260
only - The subject was. You know what? I'm gonna

00:55:49.260 --> 00:55:51.860
put you both in a leg lock and I'm gonna fart

00:55:51.860 --> 00:55:54.480
on your face and I'm gonna tickle your nose.

00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:57.320
Have you ever seen a fucking show how it works,

00:55:57.559 --> 00:56:01.030
idiot? They talk about a subject. And then everybody

00:56:01.030 --> 00:56:04.409
fucking adds in on that sub that type of subject.

00:56:04.429 --> 00:56:08.030
You know what? It really doesn't look like he

00:56:08.030 --> 00:56:11.530
cares though. He does not care though. I mean,

00:56:11.750 --> 00:56:13.630
if only there was a sign that I know that he

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:21.199
doesn't care. Fucking moron. I love it. I like

00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:25.460
how he knows what I'm talking about. You two

00:56:25.460 --> 00:56:27.860
neuroscientists over here. Girls are selling

00:56:27.860 --> 00:56:30.139
pictures and videos of themselves nude for like

00:56:30.139 --> 00:56:34.659
$3 .50 a month. Like, that's horrible. Like,

00:56:34.659 --> 00:56:36.519
you gotta be low down. Well, they get more than

00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:39.780
that, actually. Well, some do, but do you look

00:56:39.780 --> 00:56:41.980
at them? Well, each fucking subscriber. I mean,

00:56:42.179 --> 00:56:43.880
okay, listen, first of all, are we gonna talk

00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:47.579
about Jewish degeneracy? Who owns those companies?

00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:49.909
We're looking at it, right? Oh, you want to do

00:56:49.909 --> 00:56:58.389
a nose comparison? Oh, look at Kiki's lamp! Look

00:56:58.389 --> 00:57:03.429
at Kiki's lamp! Dude, you know what? Let's go

00:57:03.429 --> 00:57:08.840
fucking pre -bake the oven and find out! This

00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:11.719
fucking idiot burned plastic in my fucking oven.

00:57:12.099 --> 00:57:18.420
Again? I mean, really? He still hasn't fixed

00:57:18.420 --> 00:57:20.619
it. Yeah, it's been like two years, three years.

00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:22.760
No, it's been five years. No, it hasn't been

00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:25.980
five years. Tell me, we started dating seconds

00:57:25.980 --> 00:57:28.500
ago. It happened one day after a podcast. We

00:57:28.500 --> 00:57:29.800
haven't been doing the podcast five years. Okay,

00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:32.400
why are we talking about your oven fucking great?

00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:35.000
We're not. We're talking about how awesome the

00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:36.639
fucking timing is. Because we can't use it to

00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:38.940
cook anything. Right. Cook anybody. Absolutely.

00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:43.750
Absolutely. Well, you could fit a small person

00:57:43.750 --> 00:57:46.650
in there. Spalding, yeah, and you. But wait a

00:57:46.650 --> 00:57:48.230
minute, so there's still like burnt plastic in

00:57:48.230 --> 00:57:51.730
it? No. Not really in the oven because Mary had

00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:54.510
a fucking... Listen, are we really talking about

00:57:54.510 --> 00:57:56.610
burnt plastic in an oven and we have all this

00:57:56.610 --> 00:57:59.269
other shit going on right now? Well, we started

00:57:59.269 --> 00:58:07.340
the fucking podcast on April 6th. It was 2023.

00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:10.599
Dude, between you two. So that means we're going

00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:13.960
on our third year. All right, man. Well, a great

00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:16.159
literary needle's history lesson. Well, no, because

00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:19.500
this guy always says, I got my DUI two years

00:58:19.500 --> 00:58:21.420
ago. It took two years. And I'm like, no, it

00:58:21.420 --> 00:58:23.260
hasn't because we haven't even been through it.

00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:27.539
Well, we can go back to other episodes and prove

00:58:27.539 --> 00:58:29.920
that you did say that. I'm sure all your friends

00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:33.260
at the... dinner tomorrow fucking agree with

00:58:33.260 --> 00:58:36.000
me that you said that my friends you're going

00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:44.659
you idiot you're coming with us you little Jesus

00:58:44.659 --> 00:58:48.719
you need to lay off the methadone not on that

00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:51.420
yeah well get on it then because maybe it'll

00:58:51.420 --> 00:58:55.679
help out yeah Balance you out, nigga. I mean,

00:58:55.739 --> 00:58:57.639
but it doesn't look like you care. So what am

00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:00.079
I going to do? Care about what? I don't know.

00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:04.599
Your shirt says it all. It's the third joke we

00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:12.059
made. No Christmas tree, Larry. No, we don't

00:59:12.059 --> 00:59:18.300
believe that. Every time Israel kills 60 children,

00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:22.199
we light another candle. Yeah. Actually, you

00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:26.320
know what? I got a good idea. What? USS Liberty

00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:31.219
Menorahs. That's a pretty good idea. Panpenny

00:59:31.219 --> 00:59:33.820
trademark, trademark, panpenny, panpenny. Oh,

00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:36.219
the lights went out. They went down. Did you

00:59:36.219 --> 00:59:40.079
see that? Oh, shit, dude. That's a real good

00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:44.519
idea. Our Jewish overlords totally shut the lights

00:59:44.519 --> 00:59:49.199
off. Oh, man. That's hilarious. USS Liberty Menorah

00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:52.320
is a great idea. It's because you said USS Liberty.

00:59:52.820 --> 00:59:56.440
Why? It's an American ship. That was accidentally

00:59:56.440 --> 00:59:59.340
bombed by our greatest ally. Accidentally. 34

00:59:59.340 --> 01:00:03.099
servicemen died, 144 were injured. And they had

01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:05.059
one huge American flag, and after it was shot

01:00:05.059 --> 01:00:07.400
up, they brought out a bigger one. And then they

01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:10.780
napalmed them, and then they torpedoed them while

01:00:10.780 --> 01:00:13.880
they were in the water, in the Six Day War off

01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:16.139
the Gulf of Cairo. And since they didn't die,

01:00:16.300 --> 01:00:18.400
they ended up paying a price. USS Liberty, bitches,

01:00:18.599 --> 01:00:22.219
never forget. Always never forget, never remember.

01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:25.980
1967 was it? I think it was. That's the first

01:00:25.980 --> 01:00:29.159
time that lights went out. Mm -hmm. I think it

01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:33.260
was 68 Nate. 67 Lyndon B. Johnson I thought it

01:00:33.260 --> 01:00:36.059
was. And Johnson didn't give a shit about him.

01:00:36.059 --> 01:00:38.219
That's who was president of the house. Alright

01:00:38.219 --> 01:00:42.900
so we can't go out on like this. Alright predictions

01:00:42.900 --> 01:00:46.300
for next year. That's how we - One, okay, one

01:00:46.300 --> 01:00:48.179
for each of us, all right? My prediction is,

01:00:48.380 --> 01:00:51.119
I know they're probably gonna do the - The most

01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.059
outrageous thing you can do. Well, no, this is

01:00:53.059 --> 01:00:54.699
what they're really gonna do. They're gonna do

01:00:54.699 --> 01:00:58.380
the - Oh, thanks, Larry. And it's gonna, you

01:00:58.380 --> 01:01:00.699
know, everybody's gonna believe that it's aliens,

01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:03.579
and they'll probably have some drones hidden

01:01:03.579 --> 01:01:07.599
up in the holograms, shooting actual weapons

01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:10.559
at people to really make it believable. Where

01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:13.219
at? Well, I don't know, but some major cities...

01:01:13.219 --> 01:01:16.199
Well, just guess. This is your prediction. This

01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:20.480
is your Alex Jones moment. Or your... Or your

01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:23.820
Bill Hicks. Or your William Cooper. Larry Thomas,

01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:28.159
you gotta be more specific. All right, it's gonna

01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:31.940
be Chicago. Nah, that's not fun. Okay, your turn.

01:01:32.179 --> 01:01:34.539
That's where we live. I hope those aliens are

01:01:34.539 --> 01:01:40.820
hot. See? Here we go. From real horn dogs. As

01:01:40.820 --> 01:01:43.260
you can see the motive that's been going on here.

01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.639
Prediction. What's your prediction? Well, I'm

01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:48.059
just, I'm leading up to it. Listen, you're a

01:01:48.059 --> 01:01:50.239
fucking blowhard, and now you're just filibusting.

01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:52.420
Why do you rush everybody all the time? You're

01:01:52.420 --> 01:01:55.519
filibusting now. They've been killing people

01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:58.579
one by one, and it's not stirring the pot. People

01:01:58.579 --> 01:02:00.679
are talking about it, but we're gonna have...

01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:03.719
Who's been killing people? They have. Everybody.

01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:09.000
Who's they? Muzzies. Jews, they all have them.

01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:12.860
The CIA, the NSA, the DEA, all of them. Usually

01:02:12.860 --> 01:02:13.380
it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's

01:02:13.380 --> 01:02:13.460
the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the

01:02:13.460 --> 01:02:13.460
tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny

01:02:13.460 --> 01:02:13.840
killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing

01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:14.099
somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing somebody.

01:02:14.099 --> 01:02:14.260
Usually it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually

01:02:14.260 --> 01:02:14.300
it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's

01:02:14.300 --> 01:02:14.380
the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing somebody.

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
Usually it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
tranny killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
killing somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:14.380
somebody. Usually it's the tranny killing somebody.

01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:15.360
Usually it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually

01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:17.960
it's the tranny killing somebody. Usually it's

01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:33.480
the tr And they won't even react to the thing

01:02:33.480 --> 01:02:35.780
because they won't want to admit that Muslims

01:02:35.780 --> 01:02:38.460
are problematic. They're not going to say it's

01:02:38.460 --> 01:02:40.900
Muslims. They're going to show pictures of brown

01:02:40.900 --> 01:02:42.980
people, but it's going to say white people. Do

01:02:42.980 --> 01:02:45.219
you think these teams will be funded by the CIA?

01:02:45.420 --> 01:02:48.619
Somebody has infiltrated them, obviously. Because

01:02:48.619 --> 01:02:51.960
there is no way that any sovereign nation can

01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:54.210
run within the United States without... people

01:02:54.210 --> 01:02:56.710
being tracked and all of this shit. They were

01:02:56.710 --> 01:02:59.409
talking about that podcast we listened to with

01:02:59.409 --> 01:03:03.210
Josane Maxwell. She married the guy that oversaw

01:03:03.210 --> 01:03:06.469
the whole world's shipping containers being tracked

01:03:06.469 --> 01:03:09.750
and all of this shit, that podcast we listened

01:03:09.750 --> 01:03:12.130
to. Like dude, this guy was like - Talk about

01:03:12.130 --> 01:03:13.989
trafficking people. No, no, no, no. This wasn't

01:03:13.989 --> 01:03:17.489
trafficking people, Larry. This was in real time,

01:03:17.889 --> 01:03:21.300
they knew how many containers. We're everywhere.

01:03:21.300 --> 01:03:24.480
We're all over the world. I understand that.

01:03:24.840 --> 01:03:27.139
And at the same time, talk about being able to

01:03:27.139 --> 01:03:30.440
do whatever you want. With shipping containers

01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:33.019
and shit filled with whatever you want. Well,

01:03:33.300 --> 01:03:34.840
my next prediction is... They were the overshoot.

01:03:34.900 --> 01:03:39.559
Wait, I'm gonna do my next one. Okay, so... My

01:03:39.559 --> 01:03:43.219
next prediction or my first prediction is Yeah,

01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:47.539
yes, I'm coming out next year I gotta wait till

01:03:47.539 --> 01:03:51.360
next year because I get more tax breaks Doing

01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:57.360
it First of all, I think that everything that

01:03:57.360 --> 01:03:59.699
is around us is gonna come to light that it's

01:03:59.699 --> 01:04:04.840
all fake But we have to realize what's going

01:04:04.840 --> 01:04:07.769
on here You have to see a pattern. Because if

01:04:07.769 --> 01:04:09.670
you could say one event's gonna happen or one

01:04:09.670 --> 01:04:12.210
event's gonna happen, that's gonna be the thing.

01:04:12.610 --> 01:04:15.670
The problem is, though society's so fucking stupid,

01:04:16.130 --> 01:04:18.530
there's gonna be a small percentage that may

01:04:18.530 --> 01:04:20.949
realize it. The noticers, the people that see

01:04:20.949 --> 01:04:23.489
patterns and they recognize them. And then they

01:04:23.489 --> 01:04:26.489
can take those patterns and they perceive them

01:04:26.489 --> 01:04:28.730
in one way than another way than a group does,

01:04:28.789 --> 01:04:31.170
right? Because when you really think about it,

01:04:31.349 --> 01:04:33.650
how many percentages do you think people are

01:04:33.650 --> 01:04:37.650
lemmings in this world? Seriously, it's got to

01:04:37.650 --> 01:04:41.170
be over 90%. Yeah, damn near. It really does.

01:04:41.429 --> 01:04:43.570
Maybe not, though. If you talk about countries

01:04:43.570 --> 01:04:47.889
like other people, like, say, of tribes in Africa

01:04:47.889 --> 01:04:51.070
and other places where it's kind of off the grid,

01:04:51.469 --> 01:04:53.769
they might not be as lemming -ish, like, say,

01:04:53.909 --> 01:04:57.289
Amish and stuff like that. Amish aren't lemmings.

01:04:57.409 --> 01:04:59.050
No, the Amish aren't lemmings at all. That's

01:04:59.050 --> 01:05:01.210
what I mean. Those are the people that are not

01:05:01.210 --> 01:05:05.780
lemmings. You know, tribes in Africa, the Amish,

01:05:06.099 --> 01:05:09.119
people... Well, tribes in Africa, first of all...

01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:11.619
They do what they fucking have to do. First of

01:05:11.619 --> 01:05:14.340
all, let me tell you right now... No, no, here's

01:05:14.340 --> 01:05:19.619
the deal. Okay. Let's look at Amish structures

01:05:19.619 --> 01:05:23.739
compared to African structures. Let's just start

01:05:23.739 --> 01:05:28.619
at mud hut to barn, okay? Second of all, it'd

01:05:28.619 --> 01:05:30.800
probably take six Africans to move a mud hut.

01:05:31.429 --> 01:05:33.929
a thousand feet to the other place where they're

01:05:33.929 --> 01:05:34.690
gonna rape a girl. Yeah, but at the same time,

01:05:34.789 --> 01:05:37.469
all three of us don't even equal one Indian,

01:05:37.849 --> 01:05:43.909
fuckin' tech guy, computer -wise. Oh, what we

01:05:43.909 --> 01:05:46.449
were talking about. Man, this kid is fuckin'

01:05:46.849 --> 01:05:50.889
shot. Needles needs fucking help. I don't even

01:05:50.889 --> 01:05:52.670
understand what he was talking about for a second

01:05:52.670 --> 01:05:54.610
until I realized. You got it. You understood.

01:05:54.690 --> 01:05:56.989
Yeah, but we were talking about it in the kitchen

01:05:56.989 --> 01:06:00.929
before this. I thought you were talking about

01:06:00.929 --> 01:06:07.570
like street cooking. Exactly. Guys are fucking

01:06:07.570 --> 01:06:11.070
nuts. Oh, we're nuts now. Now the both of us

01:06:11.070 --> 01:06:14.789
are. Here's my next prediction. Oh, boy. He's

01:06:14.789 --> 01:06:17.550
not going to get gonorrhea this year. Actually,

01:06:18.010 --> 01:06:20.590
you know what my prediction, my second one is

01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:23.610
he's going to get that third tit like he's always

01:06:23.610 --> 01:06:29.710
wanted. Like the girl in Torico. You can rub

01:06:29.710 --> 01:06:41.760
all three of your tits at once. A boy can dream.

01:06:42.019 --> 01:06:44.679
Larry's gonna get quadro arm extensions so we

01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:49.780
can jerk him off. All I want is a running or

01:06:49.780 --> 01:06:53.179
a... He's a mean motherfucka. He's a bad motherfucka.

01:06:53.179 --> 01:06:56.880
He's called CPS, motherfucka. He's following

01:06:56.880 --> 01:07:03.599
us and having 40 in two weeks. All right, Larry,

01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:06.260
just come on back and just eat while we're sitting

01:07:06.260 --> 01:07:09.760
here talking. Hey, what are you doing? Will you

01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:11.679
stop talking, man? I didn't know you were going

01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:15.940
to stop. Go fuck. It ain't my fault, man. Snack

01:07:15.940 --> 01:07:20.480
him, Jones. All right, everybody lie. My second

01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:27.539
prediction is probably there's going to be some

01:07:27.539 --> 01:07:30.280
kind of crazy shit that goes down around here.

01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:34.079
Mean I don't know why I don't know why you had

01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:37.119
to say around here. Why couldn't you say somewhere?

01:07:56.510 --> 01:07:59.150
What are you talking about? Not around here.

01:07:59.349 --> 01:08:03.250
Not around Chicago land. Oh, okay. Something

01:08:03.250 --> 01:08:06.769
crazy is gonna happen. Some kind of fucking scare

01:08:06.769 --> 01:08:09.289
or some other bullshit. What do you define as

01:08:09.289 --> 01:08:11.889
crazy? A guy going around downtown punching ladies

01:08:11.889 --> 01:08:14.190
and getting released 30 times? A guy setting

01:08:14.190 --> 01:08:17.710
a lady on fire? Blacks getting killed every day?

01:08:17.729 --> 01:08:19.409
Whites getting killed? What do you define? He's

01:08:19.409 --> 01:08:21.010
setting himself up for success. I don't know

01:08:21.010 --> 01:08:23.949
what I'm talking about. Maybe the blacks will

01:08:23.949 --> 01:08:26.060
get all together and grab fucking... Brandon

01:08:26.060 --> 01:08:29.119
Johnson and drag him into the street like Mussolini

01:08:29.119 --> 01:08:31.420
style. That would be nice. That's not gonna happen.

01:08:31.779 --> 01:08:33.340
We all know they fucking hate us. I'm not trying

01:08:33.340 --> 01:08:35.840
to be rude against you, I'm just saying. That

01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:38.579
may happen. Something like that. The blacks can't

01:08:38.579 --> 01:08:40.520
organize like that. All right, that's a good

01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:42.819
point. That's a good point. Yeah, but they could

01:08:42.819 --> 01:08:44.779
be all in a crowd. You know who they need? get

01:08:44.779 --> 01:08:49.640
enraged and just go storming. I'm fucking completely

01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:52.439
convinced that the fucking yarmulke keeps their

01:08:52.439 --> 01:08:55.359
pedophile thoughts in their head. It doesn't

01:08:55.359 --> 01:08:59.640
let them out until it falls off. God can see

01:08:59.640 --> 01:09:02.420
right through those yarmulkes. Oh no, I'm an

01:09:02.420 --> 01:09:07.020
extra normal human being. God sees right through

01:09:07.020 --> 01:09:09.979
the yarmulke. God can see right through that

01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:12.149
yarmulke. They don't believe in God though. Yeah,

01:09:12.210 --> 01:09:15.189
they do. Not that God. That's true. Yeah, exactly.

01:09:15.670 --> 01:09:17.250
You know what? First of all, religion is all

01:09:17.250 --> 01:09:20.029
fake and gay. We all know this. You're gay and

01:09:20.029 --> 01:09:22.289
you're cool. And let me tell you, my fucking

01:09:22.289 --> 01:09:27.310
my guy fucking can have kids brides and my guy

01:09:27.310 --> 01:09:29.369
says this and my guy says that. So he knows he's

01:09:29.369 --> 01:09:32.510
going to hell. Well, how about that Jewish trafficker

01:09:32.510 --> 01:09:34.069
that just got sent back to Israel? I told you

01:09:34.069 --> 01:09:38.199
before, my hell. is Kiki and I on the kick -ass

01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:42.399
pontoon boat, double -skiing, high -fiving, doing

01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:45.640
beer bongs off of, like, devil broads with, like,

01:09:45.659 --> 01:09:50.720
four tits, dude. They're on our shoulders, and

01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:55.220
they got beer bongs. That's true. That's my true.

01:09:55.220 --> 01:09:57.260
And their tongues are just licking our bums.

01:10:00.050 --> 01:10:03.289
I'm sorry, Larry. Just trying to cook here, kid.

01:10:03.550 --> 01:10:05.850
Yeah, yeah. And I'm just fucking trying to talk,

01:10:06.270 --> 01:10:09.189
too. That's all. Okay. Well, go. I'm sorry. I

01:10:09.189 --> 01:10:10.609
didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm sorry. It's

01:10:10.609 --> 01:10:15.329
fine, man. Who's fucking saying sorry? God, fuck.

01:10:15.689 --> 01:10:19.750
Whoa, whoa. God. Don't use the Lord's name. Yeah.

01:10:20.010 --> 01:10:22.409
What do you think this is? Don't tell me, man.

01:10:23.229 --> 01:10:26.189
Don't tell me. I don't need you fucking moments

01:10:26.189 --> 01:10:38.399
telling me. That's your fucking truth. That's

01:10:38.399 --> 01:10:42.279
what that's not. That's my interpretation. It's

01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:46.859
a funny interpretation of me and Kiki on the

01:10:46.859 --> 01:10:52.779
back of a pontoon boat. There's no fucking pontoon

01:10:52.779 --> 01:10:56.100
boats in hell. There's no asses to tickle or

01:10:56.100 --> 01:10:59.289
no fucking anything, man. Why do we have to be

01:10:59.289 --> 01:11:01.970
so serious about what hell is, dude? I'm just

01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:05.510
saying, man. It could be silly as shit. Hell

01:11:05.510 --> 01:11:08.510
ain't a bad place. Hell is for weird people.

01:11:08.510 --> 01:11:10.170
I mean, you know what hell could be? They just

01:11:10.170 --> 01:11:12.590
put firecrackers in your pee hole for the rest

01:11:12.590 --> 01:11:16.750
of your eternity, and it hurts every time. You'll

01:11:16.750 --> 01:11:18.729
wish that's what it was. Huh? You'll wish that's

01:11:18.729 --> 01:11:21.229
what it was. Not really. I don't want to wish

01:11:21.229 --> 01:11:24.569
that at all. No, you will, man. I'm not going

01:11:24.569 --> 01:11:30.989
there anyway. No. Oh, yeah. Dude. Where do the

01:11:30.989 --> 01:11:34.449
polis go? To the sun? That's right. That's where

01:11:34.449 --> 01:11:37.569
your souls go to the sun. That's right. We fight

01:11:37.569 --> 01:11:42.270
in the sun. Oh, boy. They get burned up before

01:11:42.270 --> 01:11:45.310
they get to hell. Does this thing collides off?

01:11:49.809 --> 01:11:52.829
Larry's thinks he's gonna be rising up. He thinks

01:11:52.829 --> 01:11:56.750
he's fucking Judas Priest over here. Come on,

01:11:56.829 --> 01:12:06.609
hold on. Remember that time? He's breaking the

01:12:06.609 --> 01:12:15.180
raw. Breaking the raw. All right. Well, Merry

01:12:15.180 --> 01:12:16.720
Christmas to everybody. Yeah. I mean, if you're

01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.819
not going to talk anymore. I don't know. I got

01:12:18.819 --> 01:12:22.199
nothing to say, man. That's not good for a podcast.

01:12:23.220 --> 01:12:27.100
I don't have anything to say anymore. It's like,

01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:29.659
go to a banker and she's like, I'm not giving

01:12:29.659 --> 01:12:33.850
you any cash anymore. Like, this is a bank. Needles

01:12:33.850 --> 01:12:35.750
can't say Merry Christmas, because he doesn't

01:12:35.750 --> 01:12:40.590
believe it. I can say Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Jacunica.

01:12:40.609 --> 01:12:42.010
He doesn't believe in anything. Our religion's

01:12:42.010 --> 01:12:45.689
fake and gay, so... It is. So any... It's been

01:12:45.689 --> 01:12:47.989
interpreted by food. So any kind of happy well

01:12:47.989 --> 01:12:50.329
-wishers from you is bullshit. Because when I

01:12:50.329 --> 01:12:52.470
found a book in the desert and it said, this

01:12:52.470 --> 01:12:54.810
dude walked on water, it's like, nigga, get the

01:12:54.810 --> 01:12:57.649
fuck out of here. I saw it. You know what I mean?

01:12:58.010 --> 01:13:04.689
Yeah. Are you shutting the podcast off? You're

01:13:04.689 --> 01:13:07.909
in the middle of a conversation. This is goodbye.

01:13:08.170 --> 01:13:10.470
Yeah, but you have to turn it off there. You're

01:13:10.470 --> 01:13:16.170
so lazy. That's my original composition that

01:13:16.170 --> 01:13:18.409
I wrote for this actual show. What the fuck is

01:13:18.409 --> 01:13:20.710
going on here? If you're going to jerk off and

01:13:20.710 --> 01:13:25.460
just turn your back on us. No, are we still going

01:13:25.460 --> 01:13:27.760
you guys want oh, I mean, what do you do? How

01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:30.539
far are we at Larry? Merry Christmas? Yeah, I

01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:34.020
really 113 man. All right, Mary. You know what

01:13:34.020 --> 01:13:36.840
Merry Christmas? Yeah, you're the fuck out of

01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:43.600
here Yeah This is my new ghetto way to do it

01:13:43.600 --> 01:13:48.659
Thank you for tuning in peace later