Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry Needles Show.
I'm Larry. I'm Needles. And I'm fucking Kiki.
He's reapplying for his job right now, so if
you guys feel to vote him in or out, it'll be
either Jim or Kiki as our new co -host. Also,
seeing that we're shadow band everywhere, we
don't give a fuck anymore about anything. Yeah,
we really don't care. I can't see shades. You
got to turn it, dude, yeah. There's nothing worse
than having a drop of juice in a port of John
at like six and seven in the morning, and it's
like 10 degrees outside. Let me tell you, and
because the thing I do, I'm very anal, no pun
intended. I'm sure you are. Well, I just put
a hole through the side and just stick my bus
in here. And then right on the other side, free
use. And you know what free use is, Larry? No,
tell me. It's like this thing where you can just
do anything to each other. Oh, God. This world
is in shambles, man. Your butthole mind. Yeah,
there's nothing like sitting in a Porto shitter
though. Six thirty in the morning and you get
that nice blue shit ice ice cold shit Yeah fucking
tickles your tickles your nuts and dabs your
asshole. Next thing, you know, you got cancer.
Oh, yeah Shout out to hog. Hopefully everything.
Oh, yeah bulbs. He's in a second. So much. I'm
second second week down one nut hog. That's what
right? Does he nice he's like one nut hog Well,
as we call them at the ball game, it's true.
Yeah. But you know what? You got to have a good
sense of humor about it. So whatever. So it's
been a busy couple of weeks since we've all been
together. So there is a real, real lot going
on right now. I mean, we can't go one day without
having the craziest story that's ever been on
the news. And then the next one tops it every
day. Like we got a black autistic guy. Making
pipe bombs outside. Oh, yeah the January 6 bomber,
but well, but he didn't complete his mission
Well, the funny thing is is it yeah look at the
timer. It's a 60 minute timer How did it go off
14 hours later? Well, no, it never even went
on ever what I'm saying. How would it go? Oh,
yeah, that's what they yeah, that's what it malfunctioned
Well, the guy wasn't he wasn't a sharpest tool
in the shed, but he was autistic. They said he
was very smart He was a bail bondsman. He lived
in a $700 ,000 house. I think he worked for his
father. He was his dad's bail bondsman. But I'm
just saying, he was a bail bondsman. It doesn't
mean he was a good one. Have you ever been to
a bail bonds place? Yes. Where? Really? I don't
even have them around here. California. Yeah,
I was going to say, Kelly, they're all over the
place. They're literally right across the street
from the jail. Yeah, that's how they always are.
They rob my ass. They're right across the street
from the jail. We had to fucking put up a...
guitars. Really? To get my brother out in Florida
once and we were on tour and so then we had to
talk these girls into going and paying for the
guitars so we could play a gig that night and
pay them back. Oh man. And that wasn't easy to
do but we did do it and fucking yeah that was
a tense time. The Bales Bondsman doesn't you
don't have to be a genius. No. You have to be
very smart because you have to track these down.
You have to do police work, technically, and
you're outside the law. If those guys run on
you. Yeah. I'm guessing a good percentage probably
don't. Well, dude, the majority of them do. If
you're in a what? I'm going to pack it again.
Don't worry, Larry. Dude, I took. If you're a
high crime area, I'm sure there's bail bonds
in the city of Chicago. You know what I mean?
You think so? I don't think it's legal here.
No, there's bail bonds everywhere. Drugs, gambling,
everything. Oh, I don't think they have them
around here. They have to. No, you have to. I
think they have to have them. Have to. Because,
dude, I had $200 ,000 bails to get bonded out.
So you went to one around here. No, this is in
California. Oh, yeah. $2 million. No, it was
$200 ,000 bails. Yeah, so 2%. So it was $1 million.
No, no, no. You have to make 10 % of $200 ,000.
So you have to come up with $2 ,000. No, hell
no. I wish. No, he had to go 20 grand. Oh, 20
grand? Yeah, I got him down to 8 grand. OK. But
no, I thought but still but that's a lot it is
and that's a lot you don't get that money So
I'm gonna tell you right now There's guys walking
the streets right now with ankle monitors have
done the furious things to women children and
other people murdered Raping and they're just
walking around these guys. They don't even have
ankle monitors. I'm doing the same shit marijuana
Yeah, and then they couldn't even Al Capone them
and get them for tax evasion Cuz yeah. Yeah.
Well cuz I fucking buried my money in the ground
And you know the kind of funny thing, too It
was kind of it was funny cuz after I mean they
tore my place apart I buried all my money in
the ground like in my property But I forgot because
I would always have a great your polaki hanging
from a tree That's not money well to the great
thing was all the all the all the sudden they
found my I had like a big safe And then they
found it. I heard a guy screamed out, he said,
I found it. I found it. Because they got all
excited about finding a safe. And they're like,
well, we can bust it open. OK, wait. What do
you think was in there, in his safe? Papers.
You can't have fun with this. I say a little
Asian girl tied up. Well, that's what you're
meant to do. Safe wasn't that big. Yeah, that's
what we don't know your proclivities. Yeah ever
heightwise Yeah, you could put a midget in there.
Well, no that there was only used panties in
my safe. That's all I kept myself Well, no, that's
funny cuz they're like well, I don't know but
everybody got gonorrhea. Yeah Well, no, they
were hoping there was like the big fine to bust
me and get me for you know tax evasion Laundry
and like dealing or a dealer. Yes. You have copious
amounts of cash Well, because they took a shit
ton of poundage from me, you know a shit ton
of weight, which is hilarious Oh, yeah, the black
market for all that stuff, but it was funny.
Well, no, they all surrounded the safe They're
like and I'm like, it's gonna take you guys a
long time. It wasn't like some cheap say if you
buy it like Walmart Well, they had a warrant.
But they weren't, I'm like, well, you're not
going to ruin my safe. I'm like, here's the code.
And then they opened it up and there was nothing
in there. This is a picture of you with your
cheeks ready. Yeah. Just taped. The ham and cheese.
Yeah. So there was no pannings. No, there's no
panties. Jesus, this is what he... So, they didn't
find my panties. If I want my panties, I'm gonna
have to access my safe every time. You never
know how valuable they are to you. But, you know,
the comical thing is... They're very valuable.
That's why they're in the safe. Not to you, though.
Dude, they tore up my house, and then even, like,
you know, closets ripped everything out. I mean,
everything was just empty. And then I'm putting
shit back, and I would always, like, stash, you
know... Like stacks of like maybe two three thousand
wads like already taped up ready to go In my
like soup coat pant or jacket inside pockets
and shit I was putting shit away and I found
like six thousand dollars I forgot I even had
just sitting in pockets and make these guys are
fucking idiots didn't find any of that shit Dude,
they didn't find I had a bottle of oxy I think
I had like a hundred and eighty thirties sitting
in my drawer. Didn't find that. So crazy. They
just say come in. That's because they're not
looking for that. They're so focused on money
that they want to bust you so bad. Yeah. Well,
they think it's already got the weed. They want
to steal it. That's what they want. And that's
what it was. Yeah. But they don't. I mean, first
of all, pills back then weren't really as bad
as they are. Well, and honestly, I had prescriptions
for not I didn't have. I didn't have a prescription
for one hundred and eighty. Right. Was it? layering
fat girl. Somebody missed Nomer. Those are mine.
Those are fat girls. Yeah. Look at them. Look
at the name on there. This name is drawn in crayon.
Well, no, and then they do. So then we get back
to this guy that they're like, oh, yeah, this
good. So somebody comes out says that this bull
dyke in a soccer jersey was the one that does
the pipe bombs because of the gate thing. And
then all of a sudden, like, nope, this black
autistic guy did it. Yeah, wait, so what happened
with that? All of a sudden it was this chick
that was part of the military? Dude, can I tell
you? I ripped on Kiki like two weeks ago, and
the funniest joke, it made me die laughing today.
So there was this guy on Twitter saying that
he survived 12 death camps. I told Kiki he survived
12 fat camps. That was killing me today. That
was good, I do love it. Everyone, Carmen goes
to fat camp. Carmen goes to that camp. Oh, yeah.
South Park. We're not so sneaky. That's a junkie.
It's all skinny. Like him. He goes back to town.
I digress. Wow. So then we get back to this dyke
that was at the Capitol building, firing paintballs
down at people, then gets promoted to the CIA,
but it's not her. Yeah. All of a sudden that
just disappeared. And now it was as Jake Tapper
from CNN would say, I don't know who that is.
Did you see the video though? He said it was
a we they found him. It was a white guy And then
the picture comes up. It's a black. It's just
it just looks like This little skinny twig with
glad those round glasses So this is 10 years
from and you know why it's him because they he
used his credit card to buy the batteries Also,
they got his phone pinging also supposedly the
FBI looked at something like 30 ,000 different
end caps for the For the pipe all for the pipe
and all that shit, you know, so he had all this
shit plus imagine When they go there, this is
five years later, the motherfucker still has
a full array of bomb -making material. When I
get ready to commit a crime, I leave all the
evidence out. You know what I mean? And I don't
worry. I just stay in the same house, don't change
my routine, do the same shit. I mean, granted,
okay, you are supposed to do that, but now this
guy's just got bomb -making equipment. It's like,
yeah. I mean, okay, so does mine. How many Patsy's
do we have going on right now? We have so many.
You know the crazy thing about this though is,
oh wait, all of a sudden they mention that, sorry
to interrupt you. They mention that woman. You're
going to hell. That woman's the one that did
it. But now they found the real person. Yeah.
After all these years, it just takes five weeks
after somebody's mentioned. Why did they? Wait,
who? What woman did they say did it? I never
heard. So we didn't hear. So this lady, technically,
she worked for the Capitol Police. Yeah. And
then so she works for the Capitol Police. She
was involved in January Sixers pictures of her
in video of her shooting peep demonstrators at
the Capitol building with the paintball gun.
OK, so then what they did was they took. Which
this is also insane. We'll get into this. I don't
want a sidetrack yet So what they did was, you
know, what a gate is, right? So when you walk
a certain way, you have a certain gate so they
use Palantir or some sort of AI to match the
gate of millions and millions of people walking
and all of this shit and the fucking thing pinged
on this lady And these people were saying on
paper, we are 99 % sure that this is the lady.
Just because of the gate. Mm -hmm. There can't
be another... And it doesn't work. Yeah, it just
goes to show it doesn't work. Like some sort
of facial recognition, some kind... Which is
crazy. She was a bold... She was like a bold
eye. On the film, a hoodie, face mask... More,
you could just see the eye. Couldn't see nothing.
Yeah, I know. So... She was a bold eye, though.
She looked like a... Think about this, okay?
I always think about this, like... It looked
more like the Raj guy though when you looked
at the video tape. I thought this was a quiz.
This is rhetorical. My guessing game. What am
I thinking of? I do want to do that quantum leap
though. I think that's already funny. I think
we should. But no, so they matched this chick
up. Okay, so where are they getting all this
data from? Where are they getting this information?
We're walking the Walgreens? I don't know. Public
record. So there's these cameras. Fuck, I have
the article. I'll look it up in a minute. That's
what makes you think. Does Walmart, do all these
stores have these types of cameras installed
and they're paid to install them? I talk on my
phone, Amazon, 10 tries will come up with something
I was just talking about. So you mean like they
could match my gait? today and look back on the
movies of Walmart with me walking around with
uh and they can yeah all day in the fucking thing
or when i had groucho in the car and i was buying
clothes no they're like this guy's gonna take
he's not gonna do anything wrong yeah they can
probably parent me like what's he gonna do they
can palantir that video they can probably they
could make a fake one This guy's perfect. He's
gonna create fake crimes. They can implicate
you on things they could do I mean they could
3d print fingerprints and shit like that I mean,
they've been doing this for decades, but I'm
just saying now they can make the video get the
fingerprints Put everything they need there and
convict you of a crime. Well think about it.
They're 30 years ahead of what we're physically
Yeah, so we got Shinebox McGillicuddy, the black
kid, the pipe bomber. Yeah. We got that Ryan
Rouse guy that tried to kill Trump. Yeah. We
got the Mangione, BG Mangione. I can't believe
that's been a year already. Ryan Rouse is the
Florida McTrailer Park guy. No, he's not. He
was a Ukrainian agent that was recruiting. I
know, but he looks like that. Yeah, he does look
like a Florida guy. That's why he looks like
he's from Hawaii. I see. You know, he's like,
oh, you know what I mean? White guys from Hawaii
or or trailer park guy from Florida. Yeah, they
look like they've been doing meth for a few years.
Island hillbilly is different. Yeah. Yeah. Landlocked
because if it was an island. Oh, shit, man. Yeah.
I tell you, there'd be beastiality going on at
every intersection. Gators would be getting banged.
I'm your island. What's that? I'm your island.
Okay. If he was on that island, yes. Yeah, dude,
Hawaiian Island. But getting back to these people,
we have all these patsies. I don't think they've
done any of these freaking crimes. And there's
probably so many more that we could think of
right now. Well, they may have done them, but
who's really behind it? Who's the brains behind
these crimes? What about good old fashioned?
It's all this. Let's kill somebody and set up
a civilian. Yeah, but what about good old fashioned
MK Ultra where they say, like, too weird? fucking
words like Butterfly sprocket and the kid flips
in action and starts shooting. They don't even
need to do that anymore. These people fucking
all they do say so You're not a Nazi. He's a
Nazi. Well, guess what? Well now that we think
they're Nazis it makes us easier to be able to
kill them because they're Nazis You know what
I mean? Like the media put like MKUltra is a
media Monarch is the media. But they also pick
out individuals that are especially malleable
and fucking manipulating to do certain things
like that, like Charlie Kirk or whatever. Well,
just like Epstein picked disadvantaged girls
that didn't have any money. I mean, granted,
now listen, this is a huge blow for feminism.
These women were just trying to make a living.
And now you're going to say that they're sex
workers? Come on. Well, they may have not completely
signed up for what they were doing, but they
had to have an idea. You have to have an idea.
It's statutory. Statutory, right? Yeah, they
were standing like statues when they got them.
I don't know, man. Because they were so scared.
I don't know how old some of these kids were.
Seriously. The kids were in high school. I think
they were like 16. That's what I'm saying. 14
recruited. Remember, I said we looked at that
map because we were talking about this. That's
why they call it statutory. That's why they call
it statutory. Because they're scared like statues.
I mean, your wife is a lawyer and I'm surprised
she didn't grunt at that horrible joke. You see
a hand come in and throw a wooden spoon at him.
You're a dummy. You need to clean the pallet
with a bong head for that one. Well, no, that's
what even they said. Epstein was at Mar -a -go
getting massages and was recruiting young girls
there, telling them how much money they can make.
Listen, remember what we were talking about when
we went up? Who'd you hear this? This was happening.
This was going on. Yeah, Trump had to kick him
out because he got inappropriate with one of
the girls there. That's what they say. So that's
what he would do. He would go around to different
places and get massages and shit. Yeah, and he
would recruit massage girls. Hey, you're cute.
You want to work for me? Off rope, big money,
yeah. And then have them recruit other girls.
Where are you living? Then they say, you know,
some trailer park. Yeah, exactly. Dude, Palm
Beach County is awesome. I've never been in a
Cadillac before. Never touched a grown man's
penis? Where the hell is that from? Airplane.
That's right. Ever been to a Turkish prison building?
Ever seen a grown man naked? Oh, they don't make
it like they used to. Like a Leslie Nielsen.
No, it wasn't Leslie Nielsen. It was the other
guy. But what do you call it? Yeah, no, it's
all the same shit. Kiki and I were talking about
this like two or three weeks ago about how, okay,
so our currency or dollar is worth shit. It really
is. Do you think that you're gonna ever get a
barrel of oil and be able to do something traded
with OPEC or anything like that? Yes, I think
I'm gonna. That would be hilarious. You just
dressed up like a sand Negro. What am I going
to do with a barrel of oil? I'm just saying that's
a commodity. That's how you make money. Yeah,
but a barrel of oil is worth what? A hundred
and something dollars? Maybe a hundred and twenty
dollars maybe. Nah, I think the sweet spot's
like 80 bucks for oil. Yeah, 80 to 100. Crude,
that is. Black gold, Texas tea. But what do you
call it? Kiki and I were talking about that.
Dude, these elites and these people in power,
like the Medici's and all of these families.
they you know what their commodity is their commodity
is children and which is the only thing that
they use as currency man that's the only thing
that means anything to them they don't care you
know that are and human hunts yeah when they
do human hunting that's fun well and we know
that's true that shit just came out about like
italians and all the netherlands netherlandians
that were paying big money to do that what war
was it That's Slovakia Scandinavia, but no, but
they what they were doing was they were simple
are civil Serenade. Oh, yeah. Serenade. Oh Serenade.
Oh, they were paying Serenade. Oh, yes, but they
were paying so they would go to the 80 ,000.
Yeah, 80 to 120 ,000 hunt. Well, no, they would
fly to this base innocent and then they would
buy standard after over to the war zone and they
would pick a high peak and Literally, they would
be like, all right, there is a child, a woman,
a man. The men are worth less. The women are
worth more, a little bit more. The children are
worth the most. Unless she's pregnant. Unless
she's pregnant. Unless she's pregnant. Well,
no, but you got to be in good shot. To hit the
baby. Yeah, one shot. Well, and these guys just
had a fetish just to kill children. That's what
they did. Kill innocent people. And it was 80
G's for one shot? Yes. The guy that I was reading
was saying that they would get one shot and then
have to pay another shot if they missed. You
know what I mean? Because if somebody's going
to pay that much money to shoot, they'll pay
more to shoot. That's not much of a sport. What's
that? That's not much sport. Well, it's euros
also, so it goes off a little bit. Yeah, but
here's the thing, it's not much of a sport. They're
down in the town unsuspecting and you're going
to just snipe them off. Oh yeah, and these are
just, they're not even... Well, I mean, why isn't
that a sport? When you go big game hunting, that's
what happens. There's animals just sitting there,
unbeknownst to them, they're going to become
some, on somebody's, some rich guy's fucking
marital while he watches his wife get banged
by some big black thing from his cock chair.
Yeah, right. You know? I shot this lion, banged
my wife. Yeah, that sounds horrible. Well, I
mean, that's the truth. I mean, listen. This
is a wrong child. They were doing this in Israel.
Remember when they sent about how they were taking
the boats and they were watching them bomb Gaza
from going and cruising through, they would do
boat tours up and down. And you could just go
on there and watch them bomb children. See, now
here's a real country, Russia. You can go. Pay
to go one on one of their tankers that's going
through Somalia. Oh, yeah, and you can shoot
the pirates Now I'll pay to shoot pirates. Oh,
man. Yeah, but you know what the problem is,
though I don't know. There's no problem with
That's pretty smart because, you know, well,
here's the thing, man. It sounds awesome on paper.
Don't get me wrong. I don't know if I would have
wanted to be killed. At least people might have
a personal grudge and if they have the money
to do this and then Russia gets some of their
Money paid for the tank trip and all that I mean
Russia's I think it's like 15 time zones or something
like that. It's like a crazy It's 11 11 times.
What is Russia? Yeah, it's insane It's pretty
big. Yeah, no, it's fucking huge. Let's think
of I am the captain now So you're not the captain
of fucking Little Somalia, Minnesota. Let me
tell you. Oh man. Oh easiest thing the two tribes
fought against each other Because he was one
tribe, and the tribe that had more votes voted
for the white guy. How many time zones is Hawaii?
From New York to Hawaii, I wonder. I have no
clue, bro. Now you're asking crazy questions.
Hawaii is definitely different than California.
Yeah, yeah. And in California, it's a two hour
difference. And then Hawaii might be at least...
No, three hour difference, I think. Hey, Carmen
San Diego. No fucking why it's not a three or
four -hour different. No. No, I don't think it's
that far too. I remember watching the Super Bowl
at five o 'clock Yeah, yeah, I mean Wow long
time ago. Oh Look, you can't let him tell a story.
Yeah. Well, this was like 20 years ago It was
either at five or noon Wait a minute, wait, slow
down. Let me tell the story that might be true
or not Google that shit. You can Google it. Yeah,
let's not Google that right now. All right, you
fucking guys. I swear to God two fucking retards
No, but the Super Bowl may have been playing
in the West Coast. Like what you were saying,
Leary, like with the MK Ultra shit with the fucking
Louis Jolly West and the hate Ashbury clinic
They found out when they were they couldn't get
them. They needed drugs to fuck with them but
they couldn't get them to like because they're
lsd they couldn't get it fulfilled yeah they
couldn't flip their their minds not with lsd
they wanted to flip their lids well no but they
couldn't to get because basically the biggest
thing that they want to do is they want to switch
people from one gender to another That's the
biggest thing. Why is that? That's the weirdest
fucking thing. Because you don't populate anymore
because they want the least amount of population.
That's the agenda 2030 and 2050. That's WF shit.
And honestly... That's fucking... I mean Jane
Goodall even said that, the monkey lady. I understand
where they're coming from because the majority
of this planet is useless eaters. That's the
one thing I do agree with. India, later. Yeah,
you want me to put it in all capital letters,
I don't stand behind India gone Well like Africa
See you later like sward hog says the whole Middle
East Just bomb the entire Middle East and just
rename it gas station. And rename it gas station.
Or Disney World. Or what we should do is we should
take all of our fucking criminals and send them
to there. Like they used to do in Australia.
Yeah. Make a prison fucking desert. Well, hey,
but here let's get back to the Somalis and Minnesota
you want to talk about that I mean well alright,
so 68 average IQ below Way way below the standard
Oh, man. And they got huge heads. I'm sorry,
I gave a big head and a small brain. Yeah, it
looks like one of them. Not to go back to South
Park, dude, but do you remember when they got
started? Marvin in the mail? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kid was from Ethiopia? Ethiopia, yeah. No,
I've never heard of it. That's what they were
calling it. We got this kid from Ethiopia. Oh,
Ethiopia, yeah. That was actually hilarious.
They were sent away for the Casio watch, but
they got the kid instead. Yeah. Culture story.
Well, he looked just like the Somalians. The
stage figure with the giant fucking head. And
big teeth. Well, did you know what they called
them when they were fighting in Mogadishu? The
skinnies? Yeah. They call them out. I got another
word for it. Two word combo. It's a real two
piece and a biscuit, if you know what I mean.
Is it S -N? Yeah. No, those are, dude. Those
are real niggas. Like, don't, dude, if you drop
the, dude, you drop those people in the south
side, you know what I mean? Like, dude, they're
fucking, those are machete motherfuckers, dude.
They do not hold the same, one tenth of a percent,
one millionth of a percent of the same value
that we hold for this country. They're just like,
I'm gonna take, I came from a shitty place, I'm
gonna make this place shitty. Yeah, well, I don't
think, well, like you said, their IQ is what?
At a 68. That's the problem, man. Yeah, but how
come they're doing all this fraud? Well, because
there's a couple of smart eggs in the bunch.
They're not all getting it. Add a couple letters
to that. We got to check the ones that were doing
the fraud. We got to check them for blackface.
Because there might have been some white people
dressing up as Somali. But what do you call it?
Tell Larry about this. They're definitely getting
help. If they're doing Medicare fraud, imagine
what they're doing for voter fraud. Oh, exactly.
You know what I mean? The fact that Tim Walsh
went on TV. saying the people are driving by
his house yelling out retard. This is the greatest
movie. Did you hear that? It's like out of an
80s movie. You know what I mean? Like you drive
past the principal's house and you're like, man,
man, retard. Yeah. I want to see, I want to see
Waltz and his wife looking out the window as
they're like somebody drives by and does that.
I do the best. And because, you know, because
Tim Waltz's wife, when they were on the boat
at the time. the windows open to hear people
driving by calling him retard. You can't make
this shit up. Oh, it's classic. People are calling
me retard. I am a grown man. He is a retard.
The R word, bro. Like, you are... A fucking lunatic.
If you can't handle retards, you are in a political
position of people's lives and a word bothers
you. You know this is all bullshit. I mean, what
is he sitting on his porch drinking sweet tea?
Oh, how you to call me retard? He's like the
Biden of many. Actually, he's dumber than Biden.
This fucking guy. When his wife said that, I
left the windows open to smell the tires. Dude,
remember what he did in Minnesota? They fucking
brought in the National Guard. They had like
APCs, Armored Personnel Carriers, and they were
walking the streets with guns. Oh, during COVID.
Yeah, during COVID. Yeah, shooting people that
wouldn't go back in their house. This fucked
with paintball guns and shit on their own porches.
So yeah, I remember those. This is what this
guy is capable of. We've already seen his draconian
George Orwellian fucking 1984. Next time it'll
be real guns. If they had them. If they had their
way. So all they have to do technically is...
Now you want to talk about a South Park one?
He's coming right for us! They will light up
you, your nana, sweet baby Jane. They will let
little Billy boy, Uncle Fartsy. Oh no, it's coming
right for us. All that will be left to Uncle
Fartsy's head is half a Vietnam veteran hat.
Mayor, it's coming right for us. Aw man. Me,
it's coming right at us. I remember watching
it at Biscuit Bob Lehman's house, man. That was
a great one. Talk about the greatest time ever.
Just being like 20, 21, high on the best heroin
ever. Right. Watching South Park with nine of
your boys. In my underwear. Yeah, with your pants
down. With your fucking aurons. Holy shit. You
missed out, Larry. No, he didn't miss out. He
was doing his own weird thing. Yeah, right. But
no, but that's the fucking thing is like these
people, this guy's in power. This guy is running
a fucking state. That's the sad part. He's stupider
than Pritzker. He's dumber than shit. Pritzker
though is horrible. He's one of the worst. He's
a horrible human being. He's the worst of them
all. Well no, but he comes from money first of
all. But Walter's more dangerous just because
he's a fucking complete retard. Pritzker knows
what he's doing. Well, he doesn't know what he's
doing. Above him all day long. Yeah, what a life
In the dream damn dude, I should be a fat body
boy. I got to piss You should have kept it in
we had But what do you call it? No, so this guy's
here. This is yours Larry. So then this guy's
sitting here that shot the National Guard. You
don't even know about this? So there's the unit
zero guy that was brought in from Afghanistan
because he worked on the, he was 15 when he started
working for a kill squad. The 29 year old guy.
Well, he was 15 when he started work for the
kill squad. So then what they do is they do,
they do wet work for these guys in Afghanistan
and other places and probably participate in
Bacha Bazi and They're promised American citizenship.
Now, this is not the first time that this has
happened. There's been multiple instances of
guys, like military dudes, like losing their
shit, but they're not like American military.
I work for the American military, but you know,
you can obviously tell, but they're saying there's
upwards of 10 ,000 of these guys in, what do
you call it? In the United States. Yeah. At any
point in time. And they get, like, fake names.
Like, they don't... They're not known as this...
You know what I mean? They get aliases. Right.
You don't know who the fuck they are. They got
no problems throwing these people... This light
is starting to suck. They got no problems throwing
these people in the general population. You know,
they'll just throw them right in with us. Yeah.
That's all. Well, here's another thing. Here's
another thing I heard about that guy. What's
that? The reason that he did that hit was because...
They threatened his family back in whatever fucking
country he's from. Yeah. Yeah, but then he was
also saying that... We're gonna fuck up your
family if you don't... But they were all... If
you don't do this kill. That's a pretty good
excuse, though, too. Well, the dude that shot
up the National Guard. Yeah. That Unit Zero.
You know what the Unit Zero is? No. So Unit Zero
basically are these kill squads that the CIA
has. Okay, and they're... Are they Japs? No,
Afghanistan. You said zero. Okay. Very funny.
When they drive in the fog, how far can they
see? Zero. Can't see past line. So the unit zero
guys were like CIA. Do you guys know about what
Gladio is? Yeah. They're the CIA Black Ops guy,
like Delta Force CIA guys. Well, no, no, no,
no, no. So what they do is they recruit these
kids when they're 15, they train them, then they
give them their own squad, and they become hit
squads adjacent to, you know what I mean? They
can't really be, at the point in time, you can't
tell if they're working for the military. See,
I thought Gladio was after World War II, they
left a shit ton of soldiers behind in Europe
to assassinate and do other bombings. Every single
country we knew of, every single country. Every
country we were in, they left other soldiers.
This guy was Gladio basically. Yeah, alright.
So they leave him there, and this is proven.
You can look up fucking Project Scenics, we talked
about this before, where they had... So they
went into where Jim Jones was in Guyana. So they
took all these black military service members
and went to Guyana. And they rented this land,
the government, and the black servicemen, how
would he call it? Black, meaning Black Ops, right?
No, no, no. Black people, African Americans.
Because Guyana, they couldn't have whites go
in there because they would kill them. So they
would have special forces, the Green Berets,
Navy SEALs, all these guys, they're African American.
Even though Guyana is South America. No. No.
Guyana, Guyana, Guyana. Guyana, not Guyana, sorry.
Guyana, yeah, Guyana. My bad, Guyana. I thought
I said Guyana, my bad. But Guyana, yes. You're
just thinking about Guyana. So then they trained
all these people on there and then they sold
that land to Jim Jones, the Kool -Aid guy. The
same land, the same plot of land. The Kool -Aid
guy though happened in Guyana in South America.
Was it Guyana? No, I'll look into that. It was,
because I was into that at the time. South Africa.
No, South America. It's the country right next
to Columbia, man. It's right there. Shit, I always
thought it was Ghana. No, it's one of the top
northernmost countries in South America. Yeah.
Could be. Yeah, it is. And here's the thing.
Keep going because I'm going to look it up because
I got to find out. Do you guys remember when
they fucking showed up like the... The politicians
and some people showed up to and some film people
to film it. Oh, yeah. And then they just gunned
them down. The people. That's crazy. But that
documentary was fucking crazy. South America,
that's South America. Wait a second, is it South
America? Yeah, that's South America. That's right
next to Venezuela. It was a lot of dark. It was
last leaves everywhere. My bad, I apologize.
But yeah, so whatever. Just don't ever let it
happen again. I was right though. The Saudis
produce, and that's why they're saying that's
another reason why we need to go into Venezuela.
They want me to step down. It's just it's weird
Venezuela regime change. How does that always
work out? Because it would never work good in
Iraq. It worked good in Iran Syria. Yeah, it
always works out well make one load of fentanyl
or it's gonna bring fentanyl through the water
like that in a boat with bright blue barrels
tied together nice and tight and neat. Bitches
use narco subs. I'm sorry. Oh my god, they're
killing people. The secretary of war is killing
people. Romance and Negro gay and just basic
denial and fucking I mean, yeah Even in the city
when you're in the city and you see the building
with really narrow windows Prior to that and
then you get a couple months maybe last summer
Technically this I was listening to this podcast
about how you know when your ears ring this guy
is saying And they fucking turn the other way
dude, we're like six seven years away from like
There's old shit if shit goes the way a real
mean motherfucker Democrats have their way Like,
L .A. will have, Chicago, they'll have some of
that game show or something. First of all, let
me tell you right now, we talk about default,
there is no Democrats, there is no Republican,
it's a uniparty, fucking... No one should idolize
anybody at any time. What do you mean? Well,
cuz, man. Idolize my dad. My son should idolize
me. Jesus, you should idolize. Yeah, but Larry,
I have a son. That's what I'm talking about.
You know what I mean? Okay, but idolize is a
strong word. Well, that's the wrong word to say
is idolize. Yeah, I agree with Larry. Idolize
is the word. But I know the fanatics are fanatical.
Look up to respect. That's more like it, but
idolize. Children idolize rappers. But then that's
a problem. I know what I'm saying. But I'm just
saying, like, I understand. Yeah. Whatever. Anyways.
My two friends with multiple children. But you're
right, the people that are fanatical about it.
You shut your mouth. You just got a cat with
belly rubs on the ground. Now I idolize that
cat. Yeah, I do. Okay, sorry. What's up, Larry?
I just said, man, the people that are fanatical
about it, you know, do or die, Trump or to the
max. Of course, that's crazy, man, but here's
the thing. It's a cult. Yeah, it is very cult
-like. It is. But there's also popular presidents
and unpopular presidents and guys that do good
and guys that are terrible. Every single president's
done bad for the country. But it's always about
the same. Half the people like them and half
the people don't. I don't think this is any different.
But the problem is is that when you say half
the people like them and half the people don't,
then you look at... Well, there's always half
the Democrats who ever wins. I know, but... The
half that's... Not that thing. He doesn't like
the guy in charge. The whole thing is... Unless
he's really good. Back in the old days, see,
I didn't know if I was a Democrat or Republican.
I didn't even know the difference. And one of
the most popular presidents was an actor. Reagan.
I don't know about that. Bush. I think he won
the most... Stinks, but he won the most popular
populist vote. He will vote at like every state.
He won Okay, when Reagan was president, me and
Hasky when he got shot when we were in school
and the principal comes on the thing and he's
like Students the president has just been shot
and me and Hasky give each other a high five
and we say maybe we get to have a school tomorrow
and the teachers like Jeff Larry, could you please
stay after? We're like what's up? You're like,
you can't do that. Here's a prime example, too,
of this fake ass bullshit, this world that's
fake and gay. Dude, remember when Reagan got
shot at? Those motherfuckers. They had to pull
the Uzi out. They fucking jumped on Hinckley,
whose parents had dinner with Bush the night
before. Yeah, which is a whole other fucking
story. Yeah, that's a whole other bag of rocks
we'll get into one day. So dude pulls the Uzi
out, they jump on Reagan, throw him in the van,
and we didn't hear from the guy for like a week
or two. I remember that. I don't remember what
happened, but I remember that. I remember seeing
the video. He's like sloth out there. All I know
is he didn't like Reagan just because. Reaganomics
sucked. He created the child vacuum. Obama hated
him. Bush hated him. Who cares about that? Look
at his policies. I kind of liked Clinton when
he started getting blowjobs from Monica Lewinsky.
No, getting blackmailed by the Mossad. Whatever,
I didn't know about that. I didn't know about
that back then. I know, but I'm just telling
you, when you look back on it, middle 20s, I
didn't care about that. First of all, I just
thought it was funny that he was getting blowjobs.
Reagan fucking signs this bill where you can't
sue fucking Big Pharma if they fuck you up. Yeah,
he's the one that gave them. Government fucking
program. Reaganomics was horrible. The fucking,
these presidents are the worst. Stupid Jimmy
Carter. You know what I mean? Like all of these
people. The best one, JFK, that wanted to do
something. Oh, and look what happened. Exactly.
Look what happens with his brother Bobby. Siran
Siran. More MK Ultra bullshit. He had a... pro
-Palestinian pamphlet in his pocket, Sierra on
Sierra. Wonder how that got there. The trajectory
of the bullets didn't match, and there was an
extra bullet that wasn't fired from his gun.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Come on. They really
think, I mean. Even the autopsies on. The audacity
of the world leaders to murder two Kennedy brothers
and get away scot -free and nobody serves any
time. Yeah, right. Until you get. until now when
the story thickens, when you get Lee Harvey Oswald
shot by fucking Jack Rubenstein and then fucking
Louis Jolly West from MK Ultra and The Monarch
and the Hey Ashbury Free Clinic goes and goes
sees fucking What's His Nuts in jail and Rubenstein
and he loses his mind. Yeah. Come on. Who's the
last guy that sees him? The guy that's responsible
for the LSD program? The guy signs in in a book.
Well, and who else? Who saw? Who saw Manson?
He also saw, who was the Boston crime guy? The
Boston Strangler, they said? No, the crime dude,
the mob. Whitey Bulger? Whitey Bulger was in
there. The Boston mobster. Manson was hanging
out, The Torrix, I've been going through, I was
going through chaos again, which is a great book.
But Manson was, they were hanging out at the
fucking, the Haydashbury Free Clinic. Like they
would just hang out there and then you get me
Brian Wilson tight. Is it like times? Was it
like time? That's way cooler, man They cured
some shit. So when they did Operation Midnight,
when they did Midnight Climax, where they would
get prostitutes, the CIA opened a brothel, they
would unsuspectingly dose the Johns, okay? And
they'd have a hotel next door, kind of like the
Mary and Barry smoking crack scenario, where
they would spy on them. No, they had two -way
glass in the rooms. So the rooms were connected.
They cut the window on. They put two -way mirrors.
Yeah, and the room, that's what I just said.
They put the room next to them and then spy on
them. Yeah, yeah, okay. The way you said it was
kind of weird. But yeah, in between the rooms...
Yeah, they got two rooms right next to each other.
Yeah, and the guy would drink martinis and whack
off. Yeah, and they would watch them. And then
the guy jumped out the window. And that's how
they kind of... One guy, yeah, that's what I...
All right. Wait, wait, wait. Who jumped out the
window? One of the Johns. Really? Yeah, he lost
his... Dude, they were giving him pure LSD. Because
he was so left on LSD? Yeah. They were buying
it from fucking Sweden in bulk, dude. Yeah, crazy
shit. I think we bought all... I think... You
think you're gonna go just get a prostitute and
the next thing you know... Jumping out a window.
You're like a thousand hits of acid. You're like
a fucking child man. Yeah, and they're like...
They would pipe music into the room or people
saying stuff, so they would try to incite you.
Oh, man. Yeah, imagine that. You're just going
to get your rocks off and then all of a sudden
you're like, what the hell is going on with me?
Your kids are at home and then I know. What kind
of things do they pipe in? Well, I don't know
exactly, but I'm sure that they were things to
fuck with you when you're on your knees. You're
gay. You're gay. Kill, kill, kill. That's what
I mean. Probably the, what do you call it, helter
skelter. Some stupid bullshit like that. Crazy
shit. When you realize how connected everything
is, like... Oh... The lady from freaking, what's
the one that was texting with Epstein? Oh, during
the trial? Yeah, but where was she? Virgin Islands,
this lady's mom. That's right, yeah. That's how
far this goes. And she wasn't white. No, no,
no. She was a representative for the United States.
Wasn't it like Virginia? Yeah, but like. And
that's right by where Epstein's little fucking
area was. Yes, Larry, but that's how far it went
is this guy was running a United States table.
Yeah, you know, but people don't realize that
And then when you think about it if you bookie
you put Epstein he was texting with other ones
If you put Epstein in the middle, but then you
start going and you start going around and circle
in a circle and Everybody everybody's touched.
Yeah, and then there's others always six degrees
of Epstein Yeah, you know what I mean John Luke
Brunel and then you go for the French connection
with Mark Dutrou out there the East Coast or
the elite world, as they say, or DC, it's a lot
less than six steps from Epstein, I'm sure. It's
probably more like two or three at the most.
Well, no, I think New York is more. Seriously.
I mean, first of all, if Ehud Barak, the prime
minister, is coming to visit you, the former
prime, well, he was a former prime minister.
That's what I mean. And it's getting pictured.
This is the IDF and the Mossad. And this guy
is... purposely getting picture going inside
there. The most secretive Unit 8200 is, and we
talked about that with Cash Patel's fucking honeypot.
But Unit 8200, they are the most discreet and
notorious for getting everything they want. Do
you know what I mean? But hell or high water,
hook or crook, they will get what they want.
And this guy. by Alistair Hooker or by Crook.
But this guy's getting pictured going inside.
Like, you have no shame. You know what I mean?
And you know they know they're getting pictured.
But it's like everybody knows. And then the guy
who lived like three doors down from Epstein
was involved with the Clintons. And then it's
like all of these people you start to see who
are living in this area are all involved with
this guy. It's like an epicenter. Here's the
crazy thing, too. You think about this. Lot of
people once they realized they were getting blackmailed
by Epstein There had to be people other people
like Philip. Okay, we need to film Epstein Just
we have some shit on him. So they were always
filming nobody Nobody when I was a kid my dad
And all these big heavy duty dudes and shit.
Can I get the lighter layering? It's my dad.
Wow, are you gonna go? And he's like... never
go to mobs or funerals. That's when they get
the pictures of everybody. Exactly. Yeah, but
they didn't even need to. These fucking... Well,
back then they did. This is the 70s. Yeah, and
that's when they did do that shit. They would
walk up the street in New York because they were
afraid that the fucking clubs were bugged. So
that's why they would walk up and down the street
with the newspapers in front of their mouths.
They were outside. They didn't need to get pictures.
First of all, Italian mob... Garbage. The Jewish
mob ran the fuck out of the Italian mob. My Irlansky
fucking... Initially, yeah. That's not the shit
that I knew about. That's all I'm talking about.
I'm not asking what you knew. I'm just telling
you that this is from the things that I see.
Yeah, but still, the feds and all them, they
were still taking pictures of all the dead guys
and all that shit. These fucking guys are following
Gacy. You know what I mean? They know what's
going on. Yeah, but when a big mobster would
die, you think they're not taking photographs
of every peripheral person. Especially out of...
Why are they there? Who's this? Who's this? It's
like you're going into a rub and tug and they
take a picture and the cops are like, why are
you there? What the fuck do you mean? I just
came from the rub, not the tug. I was getting
a cup of coffee. You got confused with another
hand -handed Polak. I didn't come out of that
door. I was at that door. We got you coming out
this door. Nope, it wasn't me. Yeah, just like
let me smell your fingers Allegedly they were
a lot of perfume. Yeah He's clean everything
is fake everything's gay we all know this they
keep on throwing the same shit every time and
again Think about this, since our lives, what
we've seen, fucking the Challenger, that was
the first really, really big one. That we lived
there, that we grew up with. Another one, me
and my brother fucking like high fives when that
happened. Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?
Every single, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. It's called empathy, and you don't have it.
You have it. Which is a horrible sign as a child.
You're high -fiving when a space shuttle blows
up? Well, because the teacher was on there, my
brother was still in high school and shit. Were
you in the same class? Huh? Were you in the same
class? No. We were home from school. See, here's
the thing. Imagine that. I wasn't going. I was
done. Just making my case for me. No, listen.
It was like 1987. I graduated. So what does that
mean? Well, my brother was still in high school,
and I was already on the high school. Oh, you
were already a burnout. Yeah. Exactly. So it
was my brother's birthday, January 28th. And
I told my mom, hey, I got this weed, let Nick
stay home from school so we could party and watch
the Space Shuttle together. She's like, oh, okay.
And so, you know, my mom was a little, you know,
I guess work. All right, come on. Speed up the
story. So she let us stay home, and then we watch.
We're getting high. But you guys, high five.
That's the end of the story, right? And then
the thing blew up, and we were like, whoa, man.
I thought he was going to say something else,
but he went right back to the original. Dude,
it's your birthday and shit. And we're like,
yeah. It's your birthday? Oh, because his birthday
was our birthday. Wait, so you were like 20 years
old. Yeah. No. It's like you're out of high school.
Yeah, dude. Let's see. You were like 19, 20,
dude. So he's like I'm a little kid, dude. No.
No, I said I was out of high school No, I remember
I was like seventh and eighth grade when that
happened. No, I remember watching it on TV It
was like 1987 or 86, right 11 Yeah, so I had
to be like well 7th grade. So I was one year
old in high school. How old were you when you
were like 19 years old? 6th grade. I thought
it was 7th grade. I was hanging out. I was hanging
out. I was hanging out. I was hanging out. I
was hanging out. I was hanging out. I was hanging
out. I was hanging out. I was hanging out. I
was hanging out. I was hanging out. I was hanging
out. What? It's nothing. Are you still talking
about the challenger? It doesn't matter. Are
you guys high five? He's still, he's like, I
was still a kid. Yeah, 20 years old. He's making
his point. And he made his brother stay home.
I was a young 19. I was 19, man. Oh, okay. And
here's the thing. That is bad. I was still a
teenager. I was still a teenager, technically.
Yeah, but you asked your mom to make your brother
stay home so you guys can smoke weed on his birthday.
Yeah. I mean, that's how come I know it was time
for his birthday. That's Jesus revolting against
you guys, you heathens. But we all know that
they slid down the chute and fucking, you know.
Well, technically the high five, it really wasn't
a bad high five because they didn't die. It was
fake and gay. It was a Somali high five. We were
very unpatriotic as kids, man. Hey, you know,
we were total lefties, bro. But NASA has nothing
to do with right or left, does it? He doesn't
know yet. Dude, between you two, you can't even
fucking tell a true story. He doesn't even know
what story he's telling. He just went into another
story trying to tie it back into that one. Back
in 1962, I seen a lady's thigh. I was hanging
out with some Negroes smoking some reefer in
the jazz club. Yeah, back in 1962. Whatever.
I mean, you totally threw me off track. That
just reminded me of one of my favorite memes.
Oh boy. Smoke and leave her with a black guy.
You ever see the meme where there's a legless
woman in a wheelchair, but she's hot as hell?
No. And the Dewey Cox story comes on. He's like,
I think I want some. And the black guy's like,
you don't want this, Dewey. You don't want it.
He's like, yeah, I think I do want it. He's talking
about the girl in the wheelchair with no leg.
I like that. The shit out of shit I like. You
fucking guys, man. That's one of the movies that
I have actually seen. I'm calling bullshit. You've
seen a movie? Yeah, yeah. It was Dewey Cox and
it was a gay porn. I want to try some of your
cocks. Dewey Cox. You know what? Remember this,
Dewey. Oh, that was good. That was good. What
a fucking retard. Go ahead Larry. That was kind
of funny though, you have to laugh. Both are
retards. Alright, I think we had fucking fun.
Go ahead. That's what I mean about the retarded
part. But anyways, yeah, you know. I want to
try me some of that cocaine. Oh, Dewey, man,
you don't want none of that shit. At the end,
he's fucking going wild, though. It's not addictive.
He's like, it's not addictive. Yeah, it was funny
shit. So one of the title movies that Larry's
seen. Yeah. Who over the odds of that bringing
up a movie you've actually seen? Actually, the
very first scene of the Dewey Cox walk hard movie,
the guy all the way to one side when he's in
his high school band. is holding this exact very
guitar. Well, not this one, but the same kind
of guitar. Same model, yeah. Same guitar, yeah.
See, I wouldn't remember that. Well, here's the
thing, I remembered it because I almost slipped
out of my skin. I'm like, Mary, he's got my guitar.
So yeah, even she knows, yeah. I think it's the
guy all the way to the left. I haven't seen that
movie in shit decades. With the black guy as
the drummer, he was hilarious. I mean, are we
just going to talk about a movie for five minutes?
Yes. And not even funny? He's just literally
saying the plot of the movie. Not even like,
you could put a little spin on it. Maybe a little
fucking panache or something. Yeah, if you haven't
seen it, see it. Just some advice from Larry.
How come you have your microphone off? It's not,
it's on a chopstick. I started getting paranoid
about the wireless action. When we had Don Antford
on last time, we put him on chopsticks because
he sounded like he was strangled by the hillside
strangler. I started worrying that I was going
to get some kind of fucking cancer from the radiation.
That fucking pendant from the enemy. Well no,
that pendant's blocking that shit, isn't it?
Yeah, you know, I got a vaccine to sell you.
How much? Yeah. Well, you're the one that freaked
me out talking about metal parts that I had might
get rusty and shit and started freaking me out.
So, I mean, it's kind of your fault. Larry, I
wouldn't worry about that. I wouldn't worry about
those parts rusting because they've rusted many
years ago. How long have they been in there for?
That's all right. No, it's tight. It's back.
No, it's tight. Isn't it titanium? Yeah. Does
titanium rust? No. Yeah. No, the doctor said
it didn't matter if I didn't remove it. I mean,
it's metal. It's got a, well... The doctor said
I could leave it. Obviously, if it's oxidized,
it gets more, but I mean, listen, those parts,
it's a fucking metal part in your body. Yeah,
but certain metals, I don't think... All right.
Well, let's not talk about that, man. We found
his fucking Achilles heel. Uh -oh. Now when I
want to get him from it, I'll give it up. Well,
you can still get him removed and just be painting
the ass. Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh. G5
in your titanium. Shut up, asshole. All right,
that's it for the Larry Neal Show. No, don't
people always think... There's lots of people
that have metal still in their body. Because
you don't want to talk about it. What is that?
What are you looking up? Oh no, that's turmeric.
Turmeric fucking... He's looking up termite medicine.
How long we going? We've been going for like
an hour and... Eight minutes, man. That's like
bonus material. Here's the thing. I don't know.
Larry, here. You'll like this. Yeah. Anybody
watching, so I want to say thank you that you're
really hardcore, because we're getting shadow
banned, obviously. Try to type our name into
YouTube or in Rumble. You're one of the few,
so you're fucking cool. No titanium parts in
the human body do not typically rust like iron.
OK, so I believe the internet. Unless you're
gay. Yeah, also, I mean, your AZT can interact.
with it. Aw man, I've been on there. Yeah, unless
you take it in. Alright, thanks for tuning in
later. Peace out.